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Speaker 6: It's very seldom that Andrew H.
Speaker 5: Brown takes his feet off the desk long enough to
Speaker 5: put his hands to work there, But it seems today
Speaker 5: is one of those rare occasions. At the moment he
Speaker 5: has a pencil behind each ear and one in his hand,
Speaker 5: with the figures in front of him, the Kingfish has
Speaker 5: just walked in.
Speaker 3: Well, then you're really going after the Yeah, I just
Speaker 3: finished and I didn't realize it.
Speaker 1: But figures don't lie what you got there?
Speaker 4: Son?
Speaker 1: Oh this is bad.
Speaker 3: Kingfish two. In nineteen forty three, it was fifty five.
Speaker 3: In nineteen forty four, the figures shoulder to dropped down
Speaker 3: of twenty two, and in nineteen forty five things look
Speaker 3: almost hopeless.
Speaker 1: The figure is down to eighth.
Speaker 4: Tell me this is that.
Speaker 3: Serious, ender, Certainly it is serious when a man liked
Speaker 3: me only gets eight Valentines?
Speaker 4: Is that what you figured out that Valentine?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well I had done set out twenty Valentine's and I
Speaker 3: only got eight. I has handed out eighty percent more
Speaker 3: love than I took in romantically, I as in the
Speaker 3: ret you know that. Yeah, me and my wife use
Speaker 3: to send each other Valentine cars before.
Speaker 4: We was married, and we ain't done it since.
Speaker 3: Well, even if you married, you ought to send Valentine
Speaker 3: that give you all a chance to let each other.
Speaker 1: Know that you was still in love.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, me and my wife believes in that. And
Speaker 3: on the trouble is we can't stop fighting long enough
Speaker 3: to court and getting no cards?
Speaker 1: Is you fighting against what she doing?
Speaker 4: The fighting?
Speaker 1: I just trying to maintain my neutrality.
Speaker 4: That's all I do.
Speaker 1: Same trouble about you getting the job? Yeah, she'd give
Speaker 1: me that, George, Will you go to work? George? Why
Speaker 1: don't you get a job, George, will you make some money?
Speaker 1: Strange woman?
Speaker 3: And that she even call me a bum? And you know,
Speaker 3: and when you come right down to it, there's no
Speaker 3: difference between me and the man that's retired.
Speaker 1: Dat.
Speaker 4: No, you take a man.
Speaker 3: That's retired the first step, first step, he make herself
Speaker 3: a million dollars. Second step, he quit working, and he
Speaker 3: take it easily, all exactly the Samsupper.
Speaker 4: Cut out the first step.
Speaker 7: There's one.
Speaker 1: Well how did your wife feel about that? Argument?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: I couldn't use that one on her. What I say
Speaker 3: to her, I say, honey, I can't get.
Speaker 1: The job, but uh, I can't get the right job.
Speaker 4: But don't worry, hunter, the right one will come along.
Speaker 3: Yet, you see, Andrew, if I keep trying.
Speaker 4: I figured the law of average is gonna take care
Speaker 4: of me.
Speaker 1: What law is that?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 1: Look stupid, What.
Speaker 4: Does you have to know what it is for? I
Speaker 4: told you that it takes care of you. Now that's
Speaker 4: all you gotta know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you ain't told me. How is it like
Speaker 3: the WPA? Or is you gotta get up out of
Speaker 3: bed and go down and get your money?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 3: I was asperated before I started talking to you. Now
Speaker 3: I trouble's aspirated.
Speaker 1: Well, what is the law of ap already?
Speaker 4: Come here?
Speaker 3: If you sist on doing, I don't tell you the
Speaker 3: law of average is?
Speaker 1: Uh well, uh.
Speaker 4: Let me give you another law. If you threw a
Speaker 4: rock straight up in there, now straight up? What happened?
Speaker 1: It comes down and pops you on the head.
Speaker 4: Oh no, what I mean?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 3: What goes up must come down. There's a magnet in
Speaker 3: the earth. Now there's a law too, you know.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know that one. That's the law of graving.
Speaker 4: Not gravy cavity.
Speaker 9: That is.
Speaker 1: Well, if that's what you and your wife is arguing about.
Speaker 4: Nor the trouble with my way?
Speaker 3: If it is, he judges me by little things not
Speaker 3: going to work. He never judges me about what's inside
Speaker 3: of him, nor you know, and it's what's inside of
Speaker 3: a man that's reporting the intangible?
Speaker 1: There?
Speaker 4: What the intangible?
Speaker 1: What you mean?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 3: The intangible mean? Now let me see the best way
Speaker 3: to splain it to you?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Would you want the webster or the flunk and wagoner?
Speaker 4: Now what you want to.
Speaker 1: Flunking' who?
Speaker 3: And they look at intangible means?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 4: Uh, let's get back to the lord gravy.
Speaker 3: I mean, well, wait a minute, tell me about the intangible,
Speaker 3: will it?
Speaker 4: Well, let's put it another way.
Speaker 3: Intangible is something that you.
Speaker 1: Can't put your finger on, like a hot stove.
Speaker 3: Nor well look here, Look if I got a itch
Speaker 3: in the center of my back and I can't get
Speaker 3: my finger on it, would that be intangible?
Speaker 4: No? No, no, I'm gonna show you where you're wrong.
Speaker 1: Now, that's just the itch and a bad location.
Speaker 2: You see.
Speaker 3: Intangible to the something that nobody can put the finger on.
Speaker 3: You See, even if you couldn't put your finger on
Speaker 3: your itch, I could put my finger on it.
Speaker 1: Not if I don't tell you where it is, you can't.
Speaker 1: And uh a two mere personal favor. Let's forget about
Speaker 1: the whole thing. Yeah, Well, where are you going?
Speaker 3: I go across the street to the newsstand and pick
Speaker 3: up a newspaper.
Speaker 4: I'll be back in just a minute.
Speaker 1: All right, Come on in, son, come on in, come
Speaker 1: on up here. Yeah, what's you do with all them
Speaker 1: pencils behind here there and they going to work work?
Speaker 1: You ain't hit a bout things?
Speaker 9: You? Uh?
Speaker 6: What do you mean?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 4: And uh?
Speaker 3: The new law, they don't pants a new law. Oh boy,
Speaker 3: you was living in en ignance. Don't tell me you
Speaker 3: ain't here about the average laws.
Speaker 4: No, I ain't hit nothing, buttery, what is it?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: The law takes care of you.
Speaker 1: Now. Suppose you was in bed with your back gitching
Speaker 1: and you can't scratch it? You mean I sick?
Speaker 3: Certainly you laying there with the intangible. I see, I
Speaker 3: gotta explain the whole thing to you.
Speaker 1: And well, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: Andy.
Speaker 3: Well look here exposing you standing by a red hot
Speaker 3: stove and you throw a rock up in the air,
Speaker 3: comes the things come down and land in the gravy.
Speaker 1: Yes, what's inside of Amanda counts?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 3: Andy, if it was August, I would think that the
Speaker 3: heat don got to you again.
Speaker 4: That's what I mean.
Speaker 1: Well, b just pot factor tell you that I'm going
Speaker 1: home and face the battle. Yeah, well, give her my love.
Speaker 1: What's the matter?
Speaker 9: King?
Speaker 1: Face your wife on the war path again?
Speaker 2: What you mean again?
Speaker 4: Amos?
Speaker 3: The only time she off the wall path is when
Speaker 3: his needs repaving.
Speaker 4: She is the one that wore out.
Speaker 1: You know, he didn't even send his wife a Valentine, amos.
Speaker 3: Or I'll tell you the trouble to wimos my way.
Speaker 3: They claim she done lost respect for me. She claims
Speaker 3: that their body in town is asking her.
Speaker 1: When I go into work like other men. Well, good
Speaker 1: luck to you when you reach a line of battle.
Speaker 3: Or I going home and convince her that she gotta
Speaker 3: have more respect for me than she's been having.
Speaker 9: Is that you John?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 4: Yes, honey, your baby is home.
Speaker 10: I suppose my big strong husband is home after another
Speaker 10: hard days loafing.
Speaker 3: No, no, just uh went down picked up a newspaper
Speaker 3: so I can look through the want ads.
Speaker 9: Hunter.
Speaker 4: Uh? Any male?
Speaker 10: Why not a comments that is on the table?
Speaker 1: Mm?
Speaker 4: Trust with me, huh, Let's see your.
Speaker 3: Well look, honey, Valentine, listen to this, honey. There are
Speaker 3: men who are strong and men who are sweet. There
Speaker 3: are men who can do no wrong and every way complete.
Speaker 3: There are men who work hard and always behaved. They
Speaker 3: are men who are prosperous for money they save well, honey,
Speaker 3: how do you like that?
Speaker 1: Up today?
Speaker 3: I guess you know what they're tired world think of men.
Speaker 3: Now there's a little more here. Listen to this, yes,
Speaker 3: go ahead, uh say here of.
Speaker 4: These kind of men are know quite a few.
Speaker 3: So for a change, I'm sending us Valentine to a
Speaker 3: laz and no good, worthless bum.
Speaker 4: Like you sign unknown friends.
Speaker 1: Now, will no matter who in the world and had
Speaker 1: the nerve to send me a Valentine like this?
Speaker 6: George, I'm mortified now.
Speaker 5: Will a minute, your honey, that's what the outside.
Speaker 10: World thinks of the man I'm married to.
Speaker 3: I'm shamed to face my friend now, honey, look here,
Speaker 3: But don't you see though, somebody just trying to make
Speaker 3: me feel bad, somebody playing.
Speaker 4: A joke on me.
Speaker 7: This ain't no joke.
Speaker 10: And if this is what they think of my husband,
Speaker 10: then I think it's high time that you go out
Speaker 10: from here and get to work and stop in bashing
Speaker 10: your wife.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but honey, look your ears going to work, Honey,
Speaker 3: I keep telling.
Speaker 4: Y'all, where is you going to work? Well, honey, I
Speaker 4: figured I'm going to work next up.
Speaker 3: Well us soon as I see how the post war
Speaker 3: gonna shave up.
Speaker 4: That's what.
Speaker 10: You've been waiting for, that since the last war.
Speaker 3: When I listen, Honey, I throw out of a little
Speaker 3: criz at Valentine like this, Get your upset?
Speaker 10: Why I'm shamed to go out of the house.
Speaker 3: Well, now, listen, I gonna find out who sent me
Speaker 3: that Valentine.
Speaker 4: And I go knock their block off.
Speaker 3: Now look here, look, look, look here will him on
Speaker 3: large hall stationary mystic.
Speaker 4: Knights of the Sea. So it must be one of
Speaker 4: them brothers down there.
Speaker 3: Maybe I can trace it through the printing in the
Speaker 3: signature and the printing on the envelope.
Speaker 4: Listen, I go in the other room, get my.
Speaker 3: Overcoat, and I gonna trail this guy right away.
Speaker 10: Okay, George, Well that Valentine's cern the guy on the
Speaker 10: old George's skin. I hope it'll make him go out
Speaker 10: from here and.
Speaker 1: Get himself a job. I wonder what he said if he.
Speaker 10: Knows that I was the one that sent.
Speaker 5: George.
Speaker 10: Did you find your coat?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got it here and and I'm on my
Speaker 3: way down now to find out who the person is
Speaker 3: that sent me that in Southern Valentine. Oh you in yeah,
Speaker 3: and listen. I don't want you to get all worked
Speaker 3: up about the thing neither, honey. Now I tell you something.
Speaker 3: I've been analyzing the printing on the envelope and I
Speaker 3: done come to one conclusion.
Speaker 4: What's that it was ripped by yuh idiots.
Speaker 5: Let's go back to the lodge hall and hear the
Speaker 5: Mystic Knights of the Sea Quartet sing Evelina Volna?
Speaker 7: Word you ever take a sign to that?
Speaker 2: Avolina?
Speaker 7: At you bothered by the Bible? Next me tell me
Speaker 7: how long you're gonna keep the line in the day?
Speaker 2: Nor you reckon?
Speaker 3: It's wrong? I thing with April this way, Volna, would
Speaker 3: you feel a little mind to me?
Speaker 2: So way?
Speaker 4: Where they are this time? The food is fine?
Speaker 7: But what's the use of smelling lot a melony?
Speaker 4: Avolina? So gab is my lawyer.
Speaker 3: I want you to sue the fella that sent me
Speaker 3: this insulting Valentine if I can find.
Speaker 1: Him that the cap say it is a calm down
Speaker 1: first thing. I gotta do this, find out if you've
Speaker 1: got a case if you've got a case.
Speaker 4: Sure, I got a kids.
Speaker 3: Just look at the fact my way was mad with
Speaker 3: me for not working anyway, then the Valentine. Come now,
Speaker 3: if I don't get up enough energy to go and
Speaker 3: go to work, she gonna beat my head off.
Speaker 6: Oh wait a minute, cant faced man, Maybe you have
Speaker 6: got a case.
Speaker 1: Maybe you have, yes, indeeded, not that I reconsider this.
Speaker 6: This comes up the demand parw commission, demand, Parle commission.
Speaker 4: Demand, Paul commission. How you figured that?
Speaker 5: Well, if you don't get up some power and go
Speaker 5: to work like a man, your wife gonna put you
Speaker 5: out of commission.
Speaker 1: That's man, par commission to five me had it?
Speaker 4: Now look at your gaby.
Speaker 3: I know it's one of the large brother sent for
Speaker 3: the thing, but the pools I can't find over which
Speaker 3: one done it?
Speaker 4: Can I see the whole lodge that's what?
Speaker 1: Oh no, indeed, not the whole lodge.
Speaker 6: Not the lodge, just the brother descended, and we gotta
Speaker 6: find out who that is.
Speaker 1: Now, let me see the Valentine. Let me see it.
Speaker 1: Maybe we can have lize it.
Speaker 6: Yes, indeed, yeah, just gaber take a look at it.
Speaker 4: You ain't read it, Jude, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Let me read Let me read it.
Speaker 9: M m m.
Speaker 2: They showing know you don't it.
Speaker 1: Now, let me sign the paper to paper. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: looks like count of people. That's made up from Canada
Speaker 1: and the Canadian paper mills. That's a leave, that's a
Speaker 1: lead made up in Canada tills.
Speaker 6: Huh, Kingfish. Now you gotta go to Canada, to the
Speaker 6: paper mills, to the paper.
Speaker 5: Mills, find out what's stores in the United States, saying
Speaker 5: I sold this kind of paper too.
Speaker 3: It's kind of paper.
Speaker 6: All we really closing in now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, now we're getting someplace. What's the next step.
Speaker 5: When you get to Canada, they'll tell you today they'll
Speaker 5: sold it in every state in Union, every state.
Speaker 6: So the next step is forget Canada and try some
Speaker 6: other method.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but as long as we getting no place, let's
Speaker 3: keep it local.
Speaker 4: Gavin. Yeah, I want to ask you one question. I
Speaker 4: want you to answer the straight.
Speaker 1: Did you send me that Valentine calling me a laser?
Speaker 4: No good, worthless bum.
Speaker 7: He sends you that.
Speaker 1: I didn't send a Kingfish.
Speaker 6: I will send a cause I'm gonna send you a Valentine.
Speaker 4: I'd write you a sweep one.
Speaker 6: Yes, and need a sweep one?
Speaker 4: Well, why didn't you send me one done Gabbett?
Speaker 6: Because I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with the
Speaker 6: word stupid?
Speaker 1: What'd you want to send me about? Kingfish?
Speaker 4: Sit down and the brown look me and die?
Speaker 1: What's the matter?
Speaker 4: I had some trouble.
Speaker 1: Something happened to that law of average no and.
Speaker 4: The look me and die.
Speaker 3: Somebody's send me a Valentine saying it is a lazy,
Speaker 3: no good, worthless bumb You done it?
Speaker 1: I didn't you did it? I didn't you did? I
Speaker 1: did you did? Shows The monotonous conversation we got here.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't put two and two together at you,
Speaker 3: but I knows that you was a lazy, no good,
Speaker 3: worthless bum But I ain't sent it to you as
Speaker 3: no Valentine.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be that crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I gonna find out who sent the thing.
Speaker 4: You sure you didn't send it?
Speaker 1: Listen, Kingfish, I didn't send it.
Speaker 4: Who you think done it?
Speaker 1: Well? Somebody with no brain?
Speaker 3: Who would send me a Valentine to my house and
Speaker 3: make my wife hit the ceiling by telling you? My
Speaker 3: wife now and she doesn't see that thing? Won't give
Speaker 3: me a minute's rest till.
Speaker 4: I get a job. Who would have done a thing
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 3: Well, you look for somebody that ain't got no brains,
Speaker 3: some dumb clump, somebody that don't know they is alive,
Speaker 3: some stupid guy.
Speaker 4: Hell, everybody, there's.
Speaker 1: Your man, Lightning.
Speaker 4: Come here, yeah, sit down like a uh lightning. You
Speaker 4: was trapped now.
Speaker 3: One of the brothers sent me a Valentine's saying it
Speaker 3: does are lazy, no good, worthless bump. Uh that sure
Speaker 3: was nice something to remember you lissen Enlightening. Valentine's Day
Speaker 3: has got you in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 1: You know it now? I admitted, I s I.
Speaker 4: Admitt a got me in trouble. You see, I forgot
Speaker 4: to send my wife of Valentine.
Speaker 1: Well did you send the kingfish one?
Speaker 4: Uh no, it' sir Lightning. Take that pen out of
Speaker 4: that potato do on the desk and dip it into ink.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I see what you're doing. You got him cornered.
Speaker 3: Uh, here's a piece of paper, ayaza, this will tell
Speaker 3: the story a lightning.
Speaker 1: I uh oh, this is good as fingerprints.
Speaker 9: You know that. Oh?
Speaker 1: I know what I was going. Trap it or show
Speaker 1: you got him?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 4: Why you are men to do lightning?
Speaker 1: I want you to print your name on that piece
Speaker 1: of paper.
Speaker 4: Printed aaza my name?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 4: Lightning uh?
Speaker 7: Light Uh? How do you spell that? Oh?
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Speaker 2: Didn't see, Uh, Shorty, I want to ask you a question.
Speaker 8: Oh hello, can Frisy, what's the matter?
Speaker 3: Did you send me a Valentine A Valentine?
Speaker 1: Answer me?
Speaker 4: Did you send me what?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 8: No, I didn't saying you were Valentine, But I would.
Speaker 8: I want to send you I never heard of that.
Speaker 8: Nobody say you see it seems silly for me to
Speaker 8: say that saying a Valentine to say what want?
Speaker 4: I didn't. I didn't know you can't. I look here, shorty,
Speaker 4: look at it. I mean a comic Valentine.
Speaker 3: Some brother sent me a insultant one, calling me a
Speaker 3: laser no good, worthless bum.
Speaker 4: And I thought maybe it was you.
Speaker 10: I know it well it was me.
Speaker 4: But I but I don't blame you for being married.
Speaker 8: I know why Valentine's At Valentine's Day, fella likes to
Speaker 8: get a Valentine's that says nice things about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, short You.
Speaker 8: Know something, can't I neally got a Valentine's this year?
Speaker 8: Tell me that IPS have some rheumatic and one of
Speaker 8: the most.
Speaker 4: Attractive man What do you mean you know that? God
Speaker 4: one trust me ten cents more than I wanted to stand.
Speaker 3: I look here, sending yourself a card. Hunh that's one
Speaker 3: way to get a nice one.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's the best way.
Speaker 8: You want to see the beauty I got for myself
Speaker 8: on my birthday.
Speaker 2: Mm.
Speaker 9: But it's surprised, you know.
Speaker 1: I I sent myself a pres.
Speaker 4: A present too, A present. Huh that's nice.
Speaker 1: No, it was I didn't get what I was hoping for.
Speaker 3: And I never mind this stuff more than my kids.
Speaker 3: It ain't only getting the insultant Valentine that I'm mad at.
Speaker 3: It's the misery that's caused me.
Speaker 9: Yeah, the misery.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the fella calling me a.
Speaker 1: Bum agreed with my wife's opinion of me.
Speaker 3: Now she mad and ready to walk out on me.
Speaker 3: What would you call a fella like that who would
Speaker 3: make my way wanna leave me?
Speaker 1: Uh? He's a pal.
Speaker 4: Hell nothing. I love my way, shorty.
Speaker 3: I gotta find out the fella that send me that
Speaker 3: Valentine or I ain't gonna see.
Speaker 4: But wink till I find him.
Speaker 8: Guy said, Guy's gonna be tough on you, kingfreg I
Speaker 8: remember one time we when something was bothering me.
Speaker 4: I I I I didn't sleep for four days.
Speaker 2: Four days.
Speaker 4: You must have been exhausted.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but they even been wasted if I hadn't slept nights.
Speaker 3: Ah well, since, since since you ain't the one to
Speaker 3: send to Valentine, Shorty, I gotta get going and catch
Speaker 3: the fella.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how you freaking I'm doing it, King freed or
Speaker 4: like a.
Speaker 1: Real detective, Shorty.
Speaker 3: Finger Prints, handwriting and everything else. I done already gotten
Speaker 3: a book about Sherlock Holmes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I gonna use the exact same methods that he done.
Speaker 1: You then you want to catch him, all right?
Speaker 8: Because Sherlock Holmy, she was a great detective. He's the
Speaker 8: most finger to detective that they never keys, that they
Speaker 8: quit in. Sherlock Holmes, he's about the best. He's a
Speaker 8: I like Dick Tracy, and I tell you.
Speaker 4: That I was at the end of my rope then off.
Speaker 3: For two days, I've been trying to nab the follow
Speaker 3: that sent me to Valentine.
Speaker 4: And I just can't find the big bump.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, what about that book on Sherlock Holmes? You're
Speaker 1: done bought? Didn't that help you?
Speaker 4: Gnawed and lost faith in the man?
Speaker 1: How come?
Speaker 3: Well, seems the moves of the workers done in Scotland.
Speaker 3: Yard man can't afford the office. He ain't got no
Speaker 3: business working in the yard.
Speaker 4: I don't want nobody like that.
Speaker 1: Well, I agree with you one hundred percent, King Fish.
Speaker 1: What you're gonna do now ya?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know what I can do if I
Speaker 3: don't find a fella that sent me to Valentine and
Speaker 3: make him admitted to my wave that it was just
Speaker 3: a joke. She ain't gonna never respect me no more,
Speaker 3: and that Valentine got her believing that nobody would have
Speaker 3: me working for him. Yeah, you was in a mess,
Speaker 3: all right, Kingfish. You ain't never gonna get Sapphire to
Speaker 3: respect you no more. Yeah, And that really hurt, man,
Speaker 3: because I love that woman. The only thing that can
Speaker 3: save me now is a miracle, and unless just pray
Speaker 3: that something happens.
Speaker 1: Well, Kingfish, I really rooting for you.
Speaker 4: Good morning, honey.
Speaker 10: Why George, what are you doing up at nine o'clock
Speaker 10: in the morning.
Speaker 3: Well, I tell you, honey, just have to show you
Speaker 3: that I am as lazy as you think I a.
Speaker 3: By the way, I ain't been able to find that
Speaker 3: idiot who sent me to Valentine.
Speaker 4: But believe me, whoever he is, he don't know the
Speaker 4: real me. That Valentine ain't the opinion of my friends.
Speaker 10: I'm sure it ain't.
Speaker 7: George.
Speaker 10: A letter come to you this morning and I opened it,
Speaker 10: and George, I was so wrong about everything I said about.
Speaker 1: Oh oh we whitman now we w Oh what a
Speaker 1: lot of you don't over now.
Speaker 10: Honey, Now I'll read it to you, honey. It's from
Speaker 10: the Johnson Lumber Company. It says, dear mister Stevens, your
Speaker 10: name has been submitted to us as a man capable
Speaker 10: of handing our sales department, and we would like to
Speaker 10: have you represent us. Please call upon us at your convenience,
Speaker 10: Very truly, yours, the Johnson Lumber Company.
Speaker 1: Oh, George, I'm so proud of we.
Speaker 4: Well, we're wima.
Speaker 2: Let me see that.
Speaker 1: H're not kind of proud of myself here, No, let
Speaker 1: me let me see it done.
Speaker 10: Let me make sure it is George see from the
Speaker 10: Johnson Lumber Company.
Speaker 4: Oh that's griz mm hm.
Speaker 10: It sounds like a big company. Yeah, and they gonna
Speaker 10: put you in charge of the whole sales department.
Speaker 1: Oh, honey, that is great. I s you're glad the
Speaker 1: rhythma does sing here?
Speaker 3: Oh oh uh, that's sure your huntery now you see there, Uh,
Speaker 3: don't you have respect for me?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 7: Oh darling?
Speaker 10: How can you even ask? Come sit down a minute, George?
Speaker 4: Will you uh what you mean?
Speaker 1: Just sit right here?
Speaker 10: You remember we used to have a little talk together
Speaker 10: now and then, and we called it a truth party.
Speaker 4: They're truth for all of 'em.
Speaker 10: No, we used to talk for five minutes and we
Speaker 10: both tell each other the truth and only the truth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember them five minute truth bought it.
Speaker 10: Let's have one now, George. I got something to tell you.
Speaker 10: Things turned out so good.
Speaker 1: I just got to tell you.
Speaker 4: Okay, unless shake hands on right now?
Speaker 10: Listen, George, you know the valentine you got that you
Speaker 10: said must have been rolled by an idiot?
Speaker 6: Yeah, well I'm the idiot.
Speaker 4: What you sent a south far? How could you.
Speaker 7: Wait?
Speaker 4: Hold everything now, George.
Speaker 10: You remember that's one of the things we promise each
Speaker 10: other we would never get mad during one of these
Speaker 10: truth parties.
Speaker 4: Ah, that's right, we can't get mad. Well, and that kids,
Speaker 4: how I got something to tell you?
Speaker 1: Well, what is the dollar?
Speaker 4: You know that letter I just got from the Johnson
Speaker 4: lumber gum?
Speaker 2: Well lot of Johnson lumber. Come don.
Speaker 4: Amos.
Speaker 6: Andy will be back in just a moment.
Speaker 4: Yes, ma'am our.
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Speaker 1: What is these truth parties? You talk about kingfish Well
Speaker 1: for five minutes, Me and my wife tells each other
Speaker 1: the truth and neither one of us is.
Speaker 4: Allowed to get mad.
Speaker 1: Well when you have this five minute truth body.
Speaker 4: We started exactly at twelve o'clock noon to day.
Speaker 1: Well, that's great. How'd you come out at twelve six?
Speaker 1: You smacked me with a vase.
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