Speaker 1: Uh, what's up? Everybody? Welcome to Rose Pricks. It's me.
Speaker 2: I'm Stephanie Wilder Taylor. I'm here with Cecily Nobler. We
Speaker 2: take this rule seriously, no joke.
Speaker 1: No earth, Earth can be quaking, fires can be firing. Honestly,
Speaker 1: for real, We're just gonna go right through. We're gonna
Speaker 1: do it. We'll never stop, whether you like it or not.
Speaker 1: And it seems like you don't if you're if you're
Speaker 1: sitting there right now, going please stop. No, you hate it,
Speaker 1: We hate Bravo. We don't come here for this all that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we can, we see and hear that, but we're complete ass.
Speaker 1: So we started The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and
Speaker 1: we're gonna Our question, though, is why so, why is
Speaker 1: it so bad? What's going what's gone wrong? Like our
Speaker 1: podcast about it is going to be good, but the
Speaker 1: show itself, what's happening, what's going on? It's just it's
Speaker 1: sort of similar to The Bachelor, although you and I
Speaker 1: have very different Stephanie and I agree sort of against
Speaker 1: the world and the Bachelor. We actually think it's a
Speaker 1: pretty good season and we like Grant. We think they
Speaker 1: were going in the right direction. Even though it's antiquated.
Speaker 1: I think the housewives maybe it's just it's aged out.
Speaker 1: The older people that it's supposed to be sort of
Speaker 1: connecting to are kind of just like worried about like
Speaker 1: you know, heart pressure, blood pressure medication, and like, you
Speaker 1: what gen Z is really into this, Like what is this?
Speaker 1: It's maybe that maybe I don't want to say that
Speaker 1: the women are too old, but because I don't like
Speaker 1: it when they do reboots and it's all twenty somethings either,
Speaker 1: I think the sweet spot is like thirties and early
Speaker 1: forties for the women on the show. And I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it just doesn't Maybe it's just this season.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's just Beverly Hills. Something is off for It's
Speaker 1: definitely weird that Bows is like a young gun on
Speaker 1: this yeah forty seven right, and we're like, oh, she's
Speaker 1: just a baby. She is just a little tiny tot.
Speaker 2: Except when it comes to her trying to have a baby,
Speaker 2: trying to have a baby, but then we're like, okay,
Speaker 2: you're not actually a baby, but compared to everybody else,
Speaker 2: she's a baby.
Speaker 1: And she was very underutilized in this episode. I mean,
Speaker 1: first off, that's the other thing. I'm going to make
Speaker 1: a big macro note. You know, this is what's so weird.
Speaker 1: This is what's so weird. Is it like the Okay,
Speaker 1: let me see how to put this. Like, you know,
Speaker 1: we always think the producers are pushing storylines or they
Speaker 1: are pushing storylines. The truth is there are storylines PK
Speaker 1: you know, like being outed as an alcoholic and like
Speaker 1: kind of a maybe a possibly nasty divorce coming for
Speaker 1: Dree that's huge. Mauricio and Kyle being split like huge,
Speaker 1: and the fact that they can barely I hate these expressions,
Speaker 1: especially with Kyle lean into these stories, makes me think
Speaker 1: either they're fake storyline, you know. I mean, we know
Speaker 1: they're really happening, but either everybody's cool with it and
Speaker 1: they're just like, okay, yeah, I use it for TV,
Speaker 1: or they're both being so like protective of their storylines
Speaker 1: that we just don't get enough of it, Like to
Speaker 1: have the whole storyline to be like Garcel like gossiping
Speaker 1: about Kyle and Mauricio. It's like, no show us ma Racio,
Speaker 1: give us Mauricio. We don't care what Garcel has to
Speaker 1: say about this, Like not her fault, but it's just
Speaker 1: bad TV. Thank you. That's all that was my rant.
Speaker 2: You know what, though, I agree with it one thousand percent,
Speaker 2: which is going to come up in this episode because
Speaker 2: I say one hundred percent a lot, and that's going
Speaker 2: to be made fun of in this episode, and I
Speaker 2: was like, I felt very attacked and called out, but
Speaker 2: I decided that I too was going to go with
Speaker 2: one thousand percent from now on, I just.
Speaker 1: Change it to ninety percent. And then it just has
Speaker 1: to always lead to a bigger discussion where you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: what's the other ten percent? I'm going to push ten
Speaker 1: percent on pushing back, But I have no pushback because
Speaker 1: I really do agree one thousand percent. What I found
Speaker 1: very annoying, which you're saying not really her fault, but
Speaker 1: these other women they're basing their storylines on gossiping about
Speaker 1: the other people exactly. It's not being very nice about it.
Speaker 1: Not even now. I've been protective of Durreit this whole season,
Speaker 1: but like, you know, she's had her shit with Kyle,
Speaker 1: but don't say to Kyle's face that you care and
Speaker 1: then talk shit about her behind her back, Like that's
Speaker 1: not cool.
Speaker 2: We can see you, Doria. Yeah, we see all of
Speaker 2: you on TV. At least Durrett's trying to mask it
Speaker 2: a little bit as caring. Sutton is just a gossiping bitch.
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry, I don't understand the people that love Sutton.
Speaker 2: I don't get it. She's so mean, She has zero empathy.
Speaker 1: Something's wrong with her.
Speaker 2: And when she talks about people, it's just she's just
Speaker 2: out for blood about everybody, agreed.
Speaker 1: I mean, she.
Speaker 2: Doesn't do it to Garcel, but I bet you she
Speaker 2: would if she were talking to somebody else. But she
Speaker 2: doesn't really do scenes with other people that Garcel's not there, right,
Speaker 2: excellent point, So true, very true. They're just it's just gross.
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Speaker 1: All right, let's excellently Okay, So we start with the
Speaker 1: stupid little snippets of like okay, like oh I just wrote, uh,
Speaker 1: Maurice will be fucking that's a reminder. Macy will be
Speaker 1: fucking I guess we've got We've got Bow's and her
Speaker 1: daughter having Lemon grass is Garcela the model place goes business?
Speaker 1: Is she doing business with models like her son? My god?
Speaker 1: Before I even knew that it was her, they just
Speaker 1: show like the exterior of a model modeling buzzon, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, we get it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, your son is a model, Garcela, and
Speaker 2: you're so proud.
Speaker 1: Not real? I mean, like, is he you know, is he? Well,
Speaker 1: he was doing Sutton's runway show.
Speaker 2: I guess that's his first big hers was what like
Speaker 2: Calvin Klein and his is Sutton by Sutton.
Speaker 1: The fake thing, and I mean the kids, you know,
Speaker 1: we don't bring the kids into it. We love the kids.
Speaker 1: He seems like a very cute, nice guy. I'm glad
Speaker 1: he's glad he's finding his his place in this world.
Speaker 1: I guess at Sutton's modeling thing. But I'm liking Reba.
Speaker 1: I will say there's a little little screen time with Reba.
Speaker 1: She's really trying to make it. Sadly, spoiler a spoiler,
Speaker 1: the planes all get grounded so she can't make it,
Speaker 1: but she seemed to really want to. And I think
Speaker 1: we've all we've all done a wait, did we do
Speaker 1: a one eighty or a three sixty? We did a
Speaker 1: one eighty? Okay, I get so confused about that. I
Speaker 1: think she is trying.
Speaker 2: I feel sorry for her because I think Sutton is
Speaker 2: just absolutely a broken cup. She will never be pleased.
Speaker 2: Her mom can do so much for her, tell her
Speaker 2: over and over that she's loved, that she's proud of her.
Speaker 2: It will never be enough for Ston.
Speaker 1: I agree, I one hundred percent agree. Now we have
Speaker 1: Kyle and Kathy in the car, very serious for being
Speaker 1: very serious in the car, Kathy's out of her mind.
Speaker 1: She's being like super vague, like how are you? And
Speaker 1: Kyle obviously assumed. She means, like, you know, from the
Speaker 1: whole Mauricio thing in the tabloid, because.
Speaker 2: Why would you not assigns. I know that it's your
Speaker 2: sister talking.
Speaker 1: To you, but it's Kathy, so she should know that
Speaker 1: it could be anything. It could be did you get
Speaker 1: your girls? Scout? Could he's delivered to be anything? She's
Speaker 1: being so vague and so she's like, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know whatever, And then they're just like, well, where
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Maricio? Like what are you talking about? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: this whole thing. Now, this was interesting though, So I
Speaker 1: had this thought while they were talking, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this whole this whole paparazzi thing, definitely, I'm with Sutton
Speaker 1: on this definitely was staged. But then they start to
Speaker 1: have a conversation. I think this is where Kathy's like,
Speaker 1: first off, Kathy's saying all the wrong things. She's like,
Speaker 1: we got to do a little digging as to who
Speaker 1: this little trolla is. And Kyle's like, I do not
Speaker 1: want to know. I don't want to know her name.
Speaker 1: I don't you know totally Ben Kyle or You're just
Speaker 1: like no, no, no, no, And Kathy doesn't get it.
Speaker 1: But then she's like, well, okay, we at least need
Speaker 1: to find out, like who who planted the story. She's like,
Speaker 1: we just need a couple of ringading things. So, Katy,
Speaker 1: they're all implying kind of from the beginning that this
Speaker 1: whole thing was a planted story, and now we're going
Speaker 1: to Are we going to find out who planted the story?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I mean that's the whole storyline,
Speaker 1: that's all that. Even Matt it seems like yes, but
Speaker 1: we're not there we're not there. No, no, we're not there,
Speaker 1: but Kathy mentions it. She does knows you're right, maybe
Speaker 1: not yet, but she kind of implies something like, what
Speaker 1: do you how do you think this even happened? We'll
Speaker 1: come back to them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because Kyle at this point is telling us that
Speaker 2: she does. She found out about Moe's new girlfriend like
Speaker 2: everybody else did on tz TMZ Right, i'd like run
Speaker 2: into them in a restaurant, but nope, I saw it
Speaker 2: when the whole world saw this, and then her whole
Speaker 2: thing is just like is this going to change things?
Speaker 2: Like she's trying to accept it. I felt I felt
Speaker 2: kind of bad for Kyle in this episode. She's really trying.
Speaker 2: She was married to the guy for you know, twenty
Speaker 2: something years, and she's like, I mean it's weird, like
Speaker 2: he's you know, he's my kid's father.
Speaker 1: Is this going to be weird? Is is he not
Speaker 1: going to be allowed to be nice to me since
Speaker 1: he has like a girlfriend. So that was an interesting
Speaker 1: thing that she I agree with you on that. I
Speaker 1: just the whole thing. Sutton's kind of right, like paparazzi wasn't.
Speaker 1: Weren't they in like some small Atlanta or were they
Speaker 1: in Greece, they were let in Athens, maybe they were
Speaker 1: not in a place that most of the paparazzi there
Speaker 1: are going to know who the fuck Mauricio is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but so either they're kind of try to imply
Speaker 2: that it's the girl that called the paparazzi, and Sudden
Speaker 2: was jumping on the fact that like, oh yeah, Kyle,
Speaker 2: Kyle probably called them. Kyle wanted it, Mauricio wanted it,
Speaker 2: like she just always gives, you know, Kyle bad intentions.
Speaker 2: She's just constantly throwing people under the bus. You're gonna
Speaker 2: hear a lot of me complaining about Sutton. That's fine,
Speaker 2: I'm with you. So then we have just that quick
Speaker 2: thing and then I'm just so annoyed by the Eric. Okay,
Speaker 2: we need to talk about Erica's new home because now
Speaker 2: we're going to go over there with her new like
Speaker 2: interior design, and I'm just going to say it more
Speaker 2: than once.
Speaker 1: I think it's awful. I think it's for it. It's
Speaker 1: giving dentist office in Palm Springs, but like a bad
Speaker 1: part of Palm Springs that like people forgot now where
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, we must like it's it's not good.
Speaker 1: It is overdone. I'm a fan of wallpaper, but like, relax,
Speaker 1: Martin Lawrence. Absolutely, I know we're making him happen. And
Speaker 1: I'm in every room in this house. The wallpaper is
Speaker 1: busier than the next room. It's palm trees. Every single
Speaker 1: room feels so overwhelming. It's it makes me physically uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: And I swear to you in almost every scene. So okay,
Speaker 1: So they drag.
Speaker 2: Erica's mom into this. So Erica's mom has to be
Speaker 2: a victim of the house tour, right, and she can
Speaker 2: barely contain. She's like, uh huh yeah. Every single time
Speaker 2: they show here's how it was before and here's the after,
Speaker 2: and every single time I was like, kind of like
Speaker 2: the before, yeah, the after, also knowing the wallpaper, but
Speaker 2: it's also cluttered. It's like, how many more fucking ottomans
Speaker 2: can you fit into the living room before You're like,
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: There's nowhere for me to move in this room and
Speaker 1: so much gold and so it's very Burke Williams redesign,
Speaker 1: Like Burke Williams the Spa. It's a spa here. They
Speaker 1: like redesigned a room and it would look like it
Speaker 1: was very busy and like circular vlure puches with like
Speaker 1: bird wallpaper on the ceiling. You're like, everybody has to
Speaker 1: calm down. Now. I feel this is real good.
Speaker 2: I feel like they were going for an old Hollywood.
Speaker 1: They're going for palm springs, like a beechy palm springs thing,
Speaker 1: and it failed. And even that fails in my opinion.
Speaker 1: But like, okay, yeah, why we're.
Speaker 2: Subject because this guy Martin is trying to have a
Speaker 2: show with Eric I was produce saying, yes, totally that's happening,
Speaker 2: and I may watch it. I wrote, I won't watch
Speaker 2: the Martin Show, and I wrote, I will watch.
Speaker 1: I will I will watch any house like house design show.
Speaker 2: I don't like house design shows in the first place,
Speaker 2: but this one I really don't want to see.
Speaker 1: It's like, sometimes too much is too much. It's like
Speaker 1: obviously with you know, the two people that took over
Speaker 1: my hometown of Waco and kind of ruined Waco because
Speaker 1: what are their names, Chip and Joanna Gaines. They kind
Speaker 1: of ruined Waco because they they made they flipped all
Speaker 1: these houses and made them too much money people couldn't
Speaker 1: afford them. And then all the tax the home taxes
Speaker 1: went up in these old neighborhoods and people couldn't afford
Speaker 1: million dollar homes there. It was crazy, but they just
Speaker 1: took that. They did the same thing. They're like, these
Speaker 1: are old barn doors that we put on your bedroom. Like,
Speaker 1: how many barns did you ruin? Right? How many? But
Speaker 1: where's where are the cows and horses? Because it seems
Speaker 1: like they're all free now because you took all the
Speaker 1: barn doors off. Right. Anyway, too much is too much.
Speaker 1: Calm down. So now Kyle and Kathy are going to
Speaker 1: go get mammograms, which I think is a good thing
Speaker 1: to show on TV. I guess if we're trying to
Speaker 1: do a good thing. I like it. Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1: And they admit.
Speaker 2: Kyle admits that she says her mom didn't get a
Speaker 2: mammogram for five years and then she turned out to
Speaker 2: have stage four cancer. So she's like, I really try
Speaker 2: to get my mammogram every year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's always. It always makes me nervous when I
Speaker 1: when they talk. And the thing is that they get
Speaker 1: to do the fancy one where they find out right away,
Speaker 1: not like the rest of us. Oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: probably easier to do it that way. I was literally
Speaker 1: going to tell.
Speaker 2: You that I just got a mammogram, uh literally like
Speaker 2: a week ago. I did get my results back kind
Speaker 2: of fast, but and I had to pay for an
Speaker 2: extra special way that they look at it.
Speaker 1: But it was nothing like that. It was a cattle call.
Speaker 2: There were a ton of people in the waiting room.
Speaker 2: Then they bring you in and they make you like
Speaker 2: change your clothes, and there's you know, it's like a
Speaker 2: whole thing. And I was like, I refuse to lock
Speaker 2: my clothes in that thing because last time they got
Speaker 2: locked in there. And then you wait and like people
Speaker 2: that came in way after you get called before, it's
Speaker 2: very frustrating. I was very jealous of their experience. That's
Speaker 2: what the money, little money will buy the Hiltons. So
Speaker 2: while they're hanging out, Kyle says she's complaining to Kathy
Speaker 2: and she's like, you know, I think Moe is probably
Speaker 2: kind of freaking out. The kids saw this pick, right,
Speaker 2: and Kathy does a mo impression. That's where I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: So Kathy decides she's going to say one thousand percent
Speaker 2: from now on.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna I'm gonna me too. Yeah, same, I say,
Speaker 1: Kathy's our voice of reading. Here we are that that's
Speaker 1: the voice of reason. She's kind of being funny a
Speaker 1: little bit. She's everybody's sort of like treating Kyle with
Speaker 1: kid gloves. Here goes like, yeah, he has moved on. Like,
Speaker 1: do you think he's moved on? Yes, Kyle, I do.
Speaker 1: Kyle goes, I'm surprised that he hasn't called me though,
Speaker 1: and then Kathy says to camera, Well, I don't know
Speaker 1: if she says this too. I'm not sure. I think
Speaker 1: she says it to camera.
Speaker 2: She's like, Kyle, he's a single, grown man now, and
Speaker 2: when people are quiet, that tells you a lot.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 2: So that that's where Kyle's like, you know what, I'm
Speaker 2: going to take wife off my Instagram.
Speaker 1: That was sad because he'd taken it off. We find
Speaker 1: out later like he took off husband and father would
Speaker 1: imagined up.
Speaker 2: Like, I know you you separate from your wife, You're
Speaker 2: now dating a girl who wears like a completely see
Speaker 2: through full ass on display at an airport, and you're
Speaker 2: not a father anymore.
Speaker 1: I guess Yeah, No, I'm just hurrying. I'm free. I'm
Speaker 1: free and easy.
Speaker 2: I can date who I want. I don't have any kids,
Speaker 2: I have no ties.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm a little torn. I think wife
Speaker 1: and husband is a weird thing on your Insta bio
Speaker 1: when you're both Like, I think it's a weird wife.
Speaker 1: I'm a wife, I'm the wife.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm fine with taking that off. But I'm saying.
Speaker 2: The thing that bothers me is that he took off father.
Speaker 2: I know, because if I know it was weird kids
Speaker 2: and that was his thing, just take off husband. Then
Speaker 2: why can't you say you're like a dad.
Speaker 1: But daddy because that's what you are to a lot
Speaker 1: of you know, a lot of guys. Daddy zaddy for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So then Kathy says, which I found very interesting. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we've heard rumors through the whole, through the air.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we know they have issues because Mauricio and Rick
Speaker 1: have had issues since the beginning. So Kathy's loving this,
Speaker 1: I think, But I think so too. I don't like
Speaker 1: that either, Like that is not a sister to be like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's been cheating on her for years, we've all we
Speaker 1: all know about it. Yeah, she says all the wrong things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's like, but we've never seen a picture before. She's
Speaker 1: way too excited about this. Every fucking person on this
Speaker 1: show is way too excited about bad things befalling other people. Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't like it. Now Kyle is trying.
Speaker 2: So Kyle's like, I don't I don't really care who
Speaker 2: she is, and Kathy's all excited. She's like, yeah, she
Speaker 2: kind of reminds me of a remember the person that
Speaker 2: like he was fucking from like Dancing with the Stars,
Speaker 2: like the dancing Kyle's like, I don't want to talk
Speaker 2: about it, and that was when that's when Kathy's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't think he could afford to orchestrate this whole thing,
Speaker 2: but I could find out.
Speaker 1: M hmm. That's when that's going on, and I want
Speaker 1: her to find out. But yeah, Kyle's like, stop, I
Speaker 1: don't care.
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about this, right, She's like, Oh,
Speaker 2: we're going to talk about it. Listen, Kathy, you're barely
Speaker 2: on the show. You're a friend of You don't even
Speaker 2: need a storyline. You don't have to throw your sister
Speaker 2: under the bus to have a storyline from a job
Speaker 2: you don't even need.
Speaker 1: Kathy does not need to be on this show. She's
Speaker 1: going to do that every time that's her, that's their dynamic.
Speaker 1: I wonder what Kim would do in this moment. Kim
Speaker 1: would do the same thing one hundred percent. She would
Speaker 1: use In fact, where is Kim are they? They don't.
Speaker 1: I know she's not on the season, but like they
Speaker 1: never talk about her because she recently got fifty one
Speaker 1: to fifty to remember how long ago was that though,
Speaker 1: because when we say recently, I wonder if it was
Speaker 1: like a year ago, it was probably during the time
Speaker 1: that they were filming this, so that that they didn't
Speaker 1: want to make they didn't want to mention it. No,
Speaker 1: they're not.
Speaker 2: They're probably neither one of them are really. I think
Speaker 2: Kyle is the one that helped, like got her back
Speaker 2: and treatment. I think Kyle is the one who picks
Speaker 2: up the pieces and Kathy's just like, whoop.
Speaker 1: Damn, Kim's gone crazy again. You're a yes. And Kyle,
Speaker 1: as we've talked about, needs to deal with her codependency
Speaker 1: because like she gets wrapped up in the control of it.
Speaker 1: She like gets off on it a little bit but
Speaker 1: then complains about it. Very interesting that dynamic of that
Speaker 1: family is madness. It really is. Okay, So Garcel and Sutton.
Speaker 1: I guess they go to there at Sutton's store. Which
Speaker 1: did you say a store? I'm sorry the madness of
Speaker 1: calling this a store. It looks like a it looks
Speaker 1: like an office. There's tables and chairs everywhere. Are people
Speaker 1: just sitting down to try on a T shirt? The
Speaker 1: fuck is going on at this store? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was so confused by that. I don't understand what
Speaker 1: it is. Uh So she tells Garcel that the RIBA's
Speaker 1: flight was canceled, and my thought was, like, p J
Speaker 1: her why, I mean, Sutton has all the money. Oh,
Speaker 1: I've got the big wallet. I think my wallet's bigger
Speaker 1: than your wallet. Then get her on a fucking you're
Speaker 1: gonna let your mom just now at an airport for
Speaker 1: two days in a row. The first day she was
Speaker 1: there for like six hours, the second day thirteen hours.
Speaker 1: Your mom is in her fucking eighties. Such she could
Speaker 1: do a private jet for like eighty grand I'm not kidding,
Speaker 1: like under one thousand a month from her husband.
Speaker 2: And then you know, she claims that she's doing so
Speaker 2: many other things, which she's not, but like.
Speaker 1: Fly your mom out here, right? And also the show
Speaker 1: could have helped it would have been part of the
Speaker 1: show of having Riba there. It was her whole storyline,
Speaker 1: so like, fucking get her there? That made no sense,
Speaker 1: And I noee called her out on that either when
Speaker 1: she kept I mean, she makes such a big deal
Speaker 1: about her mom not coming that, like what, you're so rich.
Speaker 2: Why didn't somebody go? Why didn't you fly your mom out?
Speaker 2: Why didn't somebody else ask her that?
Speaker 1: Then she says this, they're talking about the event, the
Speaker 1: stupid fashion show, and she's like, I just want everybody
Speaker 1: to feel welcome at the fashion show. Shit on bat Durie,
Speaker 1: Well you just in one sentence you just contradicted yourself.
Speaker 1: You want everyone to feel welcome. But should I invite
Speaker 1: dre So they decide. Garcel's like, we'll just do it
Speaker 1: on a group chat, so then you don't have to
Speaker 1: do an individual and she's like, oh yes, a group text. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: she's such a bitch, like you were gonna not invite
Speaker 1: Durit to like the big event, right, not that she
Speaker 1: wants to go, if I may speak for her, but okay, fine,
Speaker 1: she's part of the show, Like what are you doing?
Speaker 2: I agree? And then also Sutton again she's like.
Speaker 1: We need to talk about Kyle and Mauricio in that,
Speaker 1: and she's too young for him.
Speaker 2: Why do you need to talk about her? Why do
Speaker 2: you need to talk about Kyle with all your friends?
Speaker 2: Why do you need to take every opportunity? I was
Speaker 2: just thinking, and look at I know Kyle apologist. I'm
Speaker 2: not here to stick up for Kyle. But if I
Speaker 2: was Kyle, I would be really fucking pissed watching this back.
Speaker 1: She will be, she will imagine, Yeah, would be like,
Speaker 1: these are my supposed friends taking every opportunity to rehash
Speaker 1: my husband's infidelities with another friend. So shitty, and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, who used to be so I'm so demure,
Speaker 1: like I'm so sensitive, I just cry easily, be careful
Speaker 1: with me now all of a sudden, she's tough love friend.
Speaker 1: First of all, I don't like I don't like tough
Speaker 1: love friend anyway, and I certainly don't want it to
Speaker 1: be Sutton like that is not but she's just like
Speaker 1: she needs to get it together. Oh okay, Sutton also
Speaker 1: tough love friend.
Speaker 2: Not talking to you, though, to loving you to other people,
Speaker 2: basically talking about what you should be doing and how
Speaker 2: you should be acting and how you should.
Speaker 1: Be feeling exactly. It's just it's just awful all around,
Speaker 1: and they're gross and there's more to come on that.
Speaker 2: And then she's and then she's so gross where she's
Speaker 2: like I think Kyle's been hoping for some moment where
Speaker 2: most says, oh, this is a mistake, and he's coming back.
Speaker 1: So it's not happening, Kyle.
Speaker 2: I hope you could see through him now and that
Speaker 2: they can handle this like adults with attorneys.
Speaker 1: That's how adults do it. We get it. So then
Speaker 1: if we're not already annoyed, we go back to Erica
Speaker 1: and her mom drinking Champs and like, as I said,
Speaker 1: they drink Williams Day drinking in the Burke Williams inspired cabana.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm going to sell out Day drinking now every
Speaker 2: time I see it, because this is like this woman
Speaker 2: is probably in her eighties, if not like ninety Ericause
Speaker 2: they're all like, why are they just always drinking? Maybe
Speaker 2: I'm just personally triggered as somebody who doesn't drink but
Speaker 2: like to watch it is like every scene they're having drinks.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have a certain I have a
Speaker 1: group of friends that like it's all, it's always Mimosa's
Speaker 1: mostly you know some of my guy friends, you know,
Speaker 1: after eleven. Yeah, we're we're at the pool. Like it's
Speaker 1: a lot of day drinking. There's no like different. I
Speaker 1: think that's just what people. I think you're noticing it
Speaker 1: because you don't, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Well, I think I'm noticing it more on Real Housewives
Speaker 2: because I don't because I have I've don't for fifteen years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wells sixteen years. So like, I think this is excessive.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't think everybody does that. I mean just
Speaker 1: because her mom is there. My group does, but not always.
Speaker 1: But yeah, like if it's a pool day, but I
Speaker 1: guess that's a little different than just mom coming over
Speaker 1: to have a scene. That doesn't have to be right.
Speaker 2: Why do they have to be drinking during the day
Speaker 2: when they've bought anyway?
Speaker 1: Okay, go on, well this is gonna written. Okay, if
Speaker 1: we already sound mad enough, I was getting so mad.
Speaker 1: The mom brings up Tom and she's like, you're so brave,
Speaker 1: You're so brave for everything everybody I didn't know, And
Speaker 1: Erica is like, I know, Erics, like, I know you're
Speaker 1: worried for me, No, nobody was worried for you, Erica.
Speaker 1: We were worried still, and we continued to be worried
Speaker 1: for the victims that never got paid. So then we
Speaker 1: do flashbacks to her. She's like, I was so proud
Speaker 1: of you when you got that Porsche. And then they
Speaker 1: show like a news story of how like Tom may
Speaker 1: have because the trial's coming up. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you find that out here, but his big trial, and
Speaker 1: she she's going to get in some trouble, I think,
Speaker 1: because it says that most like twenty five million of
Speaker 1: other clients' money was used for Erica Jane's entertainment career,
Speaker 1: and then it shows her buying a portion getting her
Speaker 1: place redone. Yeah, yeah, she sucks. I think I just
Speaker 1: forgot she sucks. She's she's very pretty. She's very pretty,
Speaker 1: and sometimes I get confused. I'm like, that's such cool
Speaker 1: that she can pull her hair back like that. Oh
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 2: Then I get confused that she's just kind of a monster.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, several people on the show are monsters.
Speaker 1: I know. I just okay, so that all happened.
Speaker 2: I then know if I ever want to watch another
Speaker 2: season of this, I want to I'm been with you out,
Speaker 2: but I just don't know if I care about these
Speaker 2: people we need. You know, what was better is actually
Speaker 2: at this point, Orange County, Orange Country better. I'll I
Speaker 2: would take Shannon's storyline, Shannon Victim over over this.
Speaker 1: At least Shannon allowed her storyline to be told, right,
Speaker 1: she hated it and it was a nightmare for her,
Speaker 1: but like, you know, at least it was real. This
Speaker 1: is all just crazy, Like they're so overly aware of
Speaker 1: their stories and so they're all curating and I'm sure
Speaker 1: we all would too, but like it's exhausting watching them
Speaker 1: try to do, especially Erica. But okay, so.
Speaker 2: Dereat and I now I'm gonna say something nasty about
Speaker 2: dread and it's also about alcohol, okay, if dreat is
Speaker 2: so everything that focused on. Deite has been calling out
Speaker 2: people's drinking. She loves to call out Sutton's drinking.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: But yet there is not a scene that goes by
Speaker 2: with Deite where she's not ordering gin velvetere isn't belvitere
Speaker 2: as gin, right.
Speaker 1: I think so? Or vodka?
Speaker 2: I think you okay, I think it is. She's ordering
Speaker 2: alcohol in every scene, hard liquor.
Speaker 1: And she has no self.
Speaker 2: Consciousness about the fact that, like, she's ordering hard alcohol,
Speaker 2: like not wine, not champagne, like hard alcohol in every
Speaker 2: single even in scenes where other people are not ordering
Speaker 2: a drink, even when Eric is like, I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: have water, or Garcel's not drinking or whatever, always ordering
Speaker 2: a drink. How comes she's not taken a scene off
Speaker 2: of ordering a drink. If she's so focused on other
Speaker 2: people's drinking, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know, it's very strange. I've said this before. I
Speaker 1: think there's an issue with her too. I think there was.
Speaker 1: It was easier with PK because he was the real
Speaker 1: quote unquote drunk, so she could just be a little
Speaker 1: bit drunk but still be controlling about him. But that's
Speaker 1: what I think. That's what I think went down there.
Speaker 1: And I have to also say, while we're getting riled,
Speaker 1: this lunch with Garcel is so awkward to me because,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I wrote this is what I wrote,
Speaker 1: so awkward. Oh my god, it's so well, see, if
Speaker 1: we have the same brain, Arcell's just so mean to her,
Speaker 1: and I know, listen, I know she doesn't like her,
Speaker 1: and I know that they have to do scenes, but
Speaker 1: it was just so like I wrote down, I'm sure
Speaker 1: you said the exact same thing. Durite's like, wow, I'm
Speaker 1: just I can't believe we're having lunch and I just wrote, girl,
Speaker 1: she is contractually obligated yep to have lunch with you.
Speaker 1: And she makes it very everything's an eye roll. She
Speaker 1: looks at her like she's seven. Oh she won't hug her, No,
Speaker 1: she's and then she's not feeling well and it's like, no,
Speaker 1: you're feeling fine, drinking, Yeah, you're fine, you're drinking, you're
Speaker 1: out at lunch, you have no, you don't sound congested
Speaker 1: in the least, but you won't hug her, and she
Speaker 1: blames it.
Speaker 2: Was like, well, yeah, I can't. I can't hug you.
Speaker 2: I'm not feeling well.
Speaker 1: She's just terrible to her and she blames her for
Speaker 1: the sudden thing and Durid's like what, like what, Well,
Speaker 1: first off, I guess they have to have the conversation
Speaker 1: about Kyle that I think does that come first?
Speaker 2: Where they're out the conversation for her first, Garcel tells us,
Speaker 2: and I just found this to be so condescending. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: when Dured approached me at Bose's wellness, retreat. First of all,
Speaker 2: it wasn't a wellness retreat. It was hiring some hot
Speaker 2: guys to rub you in the backyard. That's not a retreat.
Speaker 2: That was so overplayed. Like her wellness retreat, she was
Speaker 2: like she was willing to take accountability. So I decided
Speaker 2: I'll try it once more. I have to get paid.
Speaker 2: How about the fact that you have many times now
Speaker 2: Insinuwa that Dree planned to have her house robbed like
Speaker 2: it was. It's really gross. I'm shocked that, dear, You've
Speaker 2: never she's never apologized for that. You've never seen Garcel
Speaker 2: be like, you know what, I'm kind of sorry. That
Speaker 2: was pretty crass of me to say that, even if
Speaker 2: it turns out to be true. What a gross thing
Speaker 2: for me to say, like right.
Speaker 1: And even to imply, even if she doesn't want to
Speaker 1: say that, even if she wants to say, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I said that because it implied you and
Speaker 1: I really meant Piku either way. That sucks, But like
Speaker 1: at least something like I don't mean you. I don't
Speaker 1: think you did that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because if Deurite implies anything about anybody else, Garcel
Speaker 2: is so mad hates to eat for it. Right, So
Speaker 2: I was really enough about that.
Speaker 1: This is also where they bring up Okay, So they
Speaker 1: start talking shit and they're like, yeah, it's all crazy,
Speaker 1: the Mauricio thing, and they're like, do you think that's
Speaker 1: why Kyle like showed up at her friend Morgan's concert.
Speaker 1: So now they're dragging Kyle again, and Durte's doing it too, like.
Speaker 2: Yeahs whole thing is that she just she and she's
Speaker 2: done it what like ten times already. She just wants
Speaker 2: to be like, Kyle, you're gay, which she has said.
Speaker 2: She's like, if you want to come out or whatever,
Speaker 2: you can, We're we're fine with it. Kyle's like, no, thanks,
Speaker 2: don't feel like coming out on camera, and Garcel's like okay,
Speaker 2: but like you know, I mean, we should be able
Speaker 2: to talk about Morgan.
Speaker 1: We should be able to talk about Morgan.
Speaker 2: I mean, she's just at Morgan's concert standing off to
Speaker 2: the side, Like what does that mean It's gonna make
Speaker 2: a joke about how.
Speaker 1: Young Morgan is, Like, but the kids are off limits.
Speaker 1: She's not that young. She is young for Kyle though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter anymore. I guess. Yes. Yeah, they're being
Speaker 1: assholes though, and I think I really felt like Durit
Speaker 1: was like, you know, you need to protect especially against Garcel.
Speaker 1: Don't side with Garcel against Kyle. You need to make
Speaker 1: I mean, I know Durit and Kyle have their shit,
Speaker 1: so I guess that makes sense. But Dury needs to start, like,
Speaker 1: she needs to start putting her team together. She's got
Speaker 1: to get friends. She needs more than Bose. So if
Speaker 1: she knows it's not going to be Garcel, which it
Speaker 1: does seem, she gets it at the end of this thing.
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, that's not my friend. I get it.
Speaker 1: She's not my friend. Then make it be Kyle. Get
Speaker 1: Kyle back. But you got to do something. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: Garcela says to camera, because she's always just being sneaky,
Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, I think that most saw the writing
Speaker 1: on the wall with Kyle, Kyle and Morgan. Morgan, yes,
Speaker 1: says Kyle's a big old bull Dyke. You know, Yes,
Speaker 1: Kyle is just a big, big lesbian. So I bet
Speaker 1: you Moe just saw that Kyle was going to go
Speaker 1: off and lesbian. Yeah whatever.
Speaker 2: Moe was probably like, well, I may as well have
Speaker 2: my fun, Like this is a lot of leaps Garcel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then she's not, and then after all that,
Speaker 1: then she's she says, so, what's your beef with Sutton?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just stop and dark goes my beef.
Speaker 2: She's like, I think you have very rose colored glasses
Speaker 2: when it comes to Sutton, like did you not think
Speaker 2: she was to me at Cavi r Caspia And then
Speaker 2: garcel goes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was pretty mean. It was. It was cruel.
Speaker 1: So Dreik goes, well, I think maybe saying something at
Speaker 1: the time yet would have been good yep, but she
Speaker 1: won't never would no. So then Garcela goes, well, where
Speaker 1: do we go from here? I wasn't sure if she
Speaker 1: meant like with our friendship, but she meant where do
Speaker 1: we go from here? Like, where do you go from here?
Speaker 1: With Sutton?
Speaker 2: Even though you just said that Sutton was being cruel,
Speaker 2: it's all still on Durree. Sodre goes well, I got
Speaker 2: the invite for her fashion show, and then then this
Speaker 2: was actually cute, right when Garcela goes, okay, well, I'm
Speaker 2: glad you're going if she gave you a Kelly, then
Speaker 2: would you guys like be okay? And Dreik goes absolutely,
Speaker 2: it would be over and done with in a second.
Speaker 1: That was cute. I just wish those two could be friends,
Speaker 1: because those two are not crazy people, So why aren't
Speaker 1: they friends? Why does Carcel hate her so much? I
Speaker 1: know one whispers and on Reddit people kind of go
Speaker 1: back and remember why people didn't like to read.
Speaker 2: I can't all about microaggressions, but I don't remember what
Speaker 2: they were at this point.
Speaker 1: But Garcel has microaggressions then against Deret, So I don't
Speaker 1: know what to say, you know, yeah, like they all
Speaker 1: seem to whatever, but yeah, I do remember those mine,
Speaker 1: and they were dre was ridiculous. She's like, I love
Speaker 1: all people. I have brown people that work for me.
Speaker 1: Durit did say that in Garcel's presence, So guess what.
Speaker 2: Sutton also said, I don't see color and double fucking
Speaker 2: down on it to Crystal.
Speaker 1: I had a Chinese. I had a Chinese in my
Speaker 1: she's I mean, she's they're both. They both are so stupid.
Speaker 2: Even when Crystal was like, please don't tell me that
Speaker 2: you're the I don't see color girl, Please don't please,
Speaker 2: and she.
Speaker 1: Was like, I don't see color. I don't understand how
Speaker 1: that's not a microaggression.
Speaker 2: It is what it is they're already and the difference
Speaker 2: is perfectly fine with Garcel. But she just doesn't like Dereitt.
Speaker 2: Why can't you just admit I just don't like her.
Speaker 1: She just doesn't and that's at reasons. Yeah, she has
Speaker 1: her reasons. Whatever, whatever, I don't like so now Tilly.
Speaker 1: So there, I got it. Speaking of which, now it's
Speaker 1: Sutton's big day, her big dumb fashion show day, and
Speaker 1: Jennifer Tilly shows up all cry just wrote She's just crazy. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something even bigger because we're so riled
Speaker 1: up today. A Ave is literally the worst person I've
Speaker 1: ever seen on television. He is the worst combo Okay, models, okay, models,
Speaker 1: get ready? Oh come on now, let's go models and
Speaker 1: making fun of some of them. He's a combination of
Speaker 1: moron an asshole. It is the worst combination you could
Speaker 1: ever put together. He's not only a dummy and annoying
Speaker 1: and like like, oh my god, but he's mean when
Speaker 1: he gets any kind of power. Yes, I do not
Speaker 1: want him on the show. I'm sorry. Maybe he's a
Speaker 1: great guy and he's doing a little bit, but it's
Speaker 1: not funny. It has to stop. Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 1: So the models practice walking around, including Jayden Garcel's kid.
Speaker 1: Is it Jaden or she always says Jade? Is it Jayden?
Speaker 1: His full name is Jayden Jade. Yeah, he's practicing very
Speaker 1: serious face. He has a Ramona face. He's got on
Speaker 1: Ramona eyes. He's walking that runway. Oh my god, what
Speaker 1: do we get to that? I have something to say
Speaker 1: about that?
Speaker 2: But yeah, then we find out that Sutton wanted Jennifer
Speaker 2: Tilly to walk in the show, and.
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't think she understaid then that I'm
Speaker 1: a celebrity. I don't have something for you. I just
Speaker 1: I just walk.
Speaker 2: In shows when I usually just don't have to do rehearsing.
Speaker 1: They just throw me in at the last minute. I'll say,
Speaker 1: I'm a celebrity, I have I have a Jennifer Tilly
Speaker 1: for you. I did. I did what I said I
Speaker 1: was going to do. Do you want me to play it
Speaker 1: for you? Sure? I got our friend Dunkleman. You guys
Speaker 1: all know Dunkleman from American Idol. I had him do
Speaker 1: a couple of line readings as Tilly. Would you like it? Yes,
Speaker 1: let's hear. I don't know it's gonna sound it's gonna
Speaker 1: take a minute to get a second to get used to.
Speaker 1: But there's this is only a minute or so. Get ready,
Speaker 1: we go clerky. We need to take the money from
Speaker 1: the mob takes over a million. I have a shut
Speaker 1: live really big. That's it. Thank you, Brian. We appreciate that.
Speaker 1: So she's like, I don't even know what sustainable fashion is,
Speaker 1: and then she's about to say, but they cut it off.
Speaker 1: She goes, don't use that, and then they cut off
Speaker 1: use that. Like she's about she's telling production not to
Speaker 1: use that because she's embarrassed. It looks bad, but they
Speaker 1: use it anyway. That was amazing. Bo bravo, don't use that.
Speaker 1: I'm very smart and I'm very concerned about the environment. Okay,
Speaker 1: So now everybody's glaming up and nobody cares, right, nobody cares,
Speaker 1: Like all the Garcel's.
Speaker 2: Like, I'm so nervous. I'm really excited, but I'm so
Speaker 2: nervous because it's Jaden's first show being a.
Speaker 1: Model, model, model model. He's a model business mama mamader
Speaker 1: so much I was I was wanting to come back
Speaker 1: to my house to get ready for the show, but
Speaker 1: now I wish i'd stayed at the hotel. She's panicking.
Speaker 1: Her daughter, Porter, who's adorable, is like having to bear
Speaker 1: all this. She's like, Okay, everything's fine, Riba. We find
Speaker 1: out she absolutely couldn't make it, but spent thirteen hours
Speaker 1: at the airport. That poor woman, that's right right to
Speaker 1: make it past this year. But Sutton does.
Speaker 2: Not give a fuck that this old woman was at
Speaker 2: an airport for thirteen hours. She's like, you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm glad she was at the airport for thirteen hours
Speaker 2: because that just shows I'm so happy about that, because
Speaker 2: that just proves that.
Speaker 1: She's proud of me. It proves it. Then on the thing,
Speaker 1: she's like, you're proud of You're proud of me, mom,
Speaker 1: and you have loved it, I think, And the mom's like,
Speaker 1: I don't think I would have loved it, but I
Speaker 1: do enjoy your success. That's the best she could do
Speaker 1: is I've enjoyed your success. And she's like, oh, MoMA,
Speaker 1: I'm so moved that you said that, even though she
Speaker 1: literally just said yeah, I would have hated it. It's
Speaker 1: so stupid. The whole thing's so stupid, and RIBA's RIBA's
Speaker 1: our voice of reason. Kathy Hilton and Reba are our stars.
Speaker 2: Except that Reba's no longer standing up to Sutton. I
Speaker 2: think RIBA's just like, Okay, I understand the assignment. At
Speaker 2: this point, I gotta I gotta pretend that like, Sutton's
Speaker 2: great and that it's for me. The whole time, I've
Speaker 2: just been holding out on her. Okay, I love you, Sutton.
Speaker 1: Mama, she follows it, she loves me, she likes and Mama,
Speaker 1: you would have seen my backless outfit. And she's like,
Speaker 1: as long as it's not frontless. And everybody's like, how Riba?
Speaker 1: Oh crazy? Family is so crazy, and then it gets
Speaker 1: even worse. This is my least favorite. What's next is
Speaker 1: my least favorite part of the whole episode. And we've
Speaker 1: been pretty pissed the whole episode. Yeah, so they're going
Speaker 1: more glam and whatever, and they're going to the stupid
Speaker 1: fake fashion show and Kyle arrives and someone tries to
Speaker 1: talk to her and she's like, I'm not talking to
Speaker 1: the press. She's like, I just want to do it.
Speaker 1: I won't do it. They're They're all they're going to
Speaker 1: want to do is ask me, like, what's going on
Speaker 1: with Mo? What's going on? With MO and I'm just
Speaker 1: I refuse. I mean, that's fair, that's fine, But the
Speaker 1: way she says it to her publicist and like a
Speaker 1: press person, I'm not talking to press. You are not
Speaker 1: Angelina Jolie. You need to take it down. Even Angelina
Speaker 1: Jolie wouldn't say that like that. She'd be like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: thank you and wave gently. Right, there's a way you
Speaker 1: do that. You don't have to. You're not that famous. Kyle,
Speaker 1: I know, I know, Okay, that was so stupid. Now Shana,
Speaker 1: Shana say is there? Oh I didn't? Oh yeah, which
Speaker 1: was annoying. Who cares they did? It's really quist that
Speaker 1: they just show that she is there. Then Kyle goes
Speaker 1: and says hi to Erica's mom, and then of course
Speaker 1: orders a drink, says I need one, yes, right, and
Speaker 1: so does Erica. They get the same thing, it needs
Speaker 1: a drink.
Speaker 2: And then Dared is wondering if she's going to get
Speaker 2: an apology for Sutton. Ahha, no, right, and then Sutton
Speaker 2: shows up and she's like what he hello, what's going
Speaker 2: on here? My head's been in a all day. No,
Speaker 2: it hasn't sudden. We just watched you fucking getting glammed.
Speaker 1: She's pretending to be all nervous. Yes, she needs validation
Speaker 1: from everyone. I need is this is good Brat. Everything
Speaker 1: looks great, okay, okay, And then Garcel says, which I appreciated.
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, I think Sutton. With Sutton, there's just
Speaker 2: like a hole like where she just she's just got
Speaker 2: a validation hole and there's it's never going to get filled.
Speaker 2: She needs it from her mom, from Christian. She just
Speaker 2: wanted Christian to tell her you're a good girl. She
Speaker 2: wants it from a tree, she wants it from a
Speaker 2: glass of chardonnay. This is a girl who will just
Speaker 2: always need validation. Thank you, Thank you, guys.
Speaker 1: Garl doesn't really say it like that, she says me,
Speaker 1: she said it like supportive. She said all that, not
Speaker 1: the tree and stuff. But she said all that. But
Speaker 1: then was like, and now she's getting it, like she's
Speaker 1: trying to say. I think she was trying to be supportive,
Speaker 1: like she hasn't gotten enough. But you know, like we
Speaker 1: kind of wish it had been more like what you said,
Speaker 1: like it'll never be enough. Garcel was like, she gets it, Yay,
Speaker 1: she deserves it. We love her. Why do you love her.
Speaker 1: No one knows she's mean. Yeah, So Kyle sees to
Speaker 1: read and has to and she in this part, it's
Speaker 1: basically the production is planting all these seeds and then
Speaker 1: I have a feeling talking to the women and going, Okay,
Speaker 1: now you're gonna need to talk about this because we
Speaker 1: introduced this earlier.
Speaker 2: So Kyle decides to address with Duret. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was really weird to see like photos of me
Speaker 2: at Morgan's concert and like with these headlines that I
Speaker 2: was trying to like make MO jealous anyway, jokes on
Speaker 2: them because like he doesn't get jealous.
Speaker 1: Which is true because he probably wanted an open relationship
Speaker 1: this whole for him, because he's exactly he's like, bring
Speaker 1: her in? Would how can you? How do you do Mauricio,
Speaker 1: little Carle, a little Kyle. Would Morgan want to join
Speaker 1: us in the kind of stone there? Undred percent? So
Speaker 1: Kyle goes.
Speaker 2: So then Kyle says, well, you know, Mo did text
Speaker 2: me an apology. Mm hmm, But I do think it's weird.
Speaker 2: It did seem staged at the airport, But who were
Speaker 2: they implying stage at Durie vander Pomp? Who do they
Speaker 2: think did this.
Speaker 1: Well, she said that the girl did it because she's
Speaker 1: like it is weird. She goes, Moe, isn't Brad Pitt.
Speaker 1: Why would he be chased by paparazzi and mikinos. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's somebody else. I think
Speaker 1: it's production. I don't think it's this random chick.
Speaker 2: This professional look of Kyle's is like some kind of
Speaker 2: French clown right like like she it's like a mime.
Speaker 2: The makeup is like very pale. My makeup.
Speaker 1: You would know, yes, I would know for those who
Speaker 1: kind of mesht up. I was a mime in high school.
Speaker 1: And that's not a joke. It is a little bit.
Speaker 1: You know what. Here's the thing. The trend which I'm
Speaker 1: finding because you know, every week I go to Northstrom
Speaker 1: to try to get color matched and nobody can do
Speaker 1: it right. Trend seems to be going lighter and paler,
Speaker 1: and I don't understand why you would make your face lighter,
Speaker 1: but she did. So she's gone like lighter foundation and
Speaker 1: then she got a kind of a blunt haircut, which
Speaker 1: is so weird because it's so different than what she
Speaker 1: is the whole season. But the confessional wig, and then
Speaker 1: she's wearing this crazy outfit with these giant flowers on
Speaker 1: it that might squirt water if you squeeze them. It's
Speaker 1: so strange looking at look.
Speaker 2: It's very like kind of cabaret like it's it's wrong.
Speaker 1: It's a lot. I mean, I think she can kind
Speaker 1: of fifty percent pull it off, but not one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say. I mean, she wears a good
Speaker 1: red lip. Well, she's very pretty, but yeah, I hate
Speaker 1: this look. It's a harsh for sure. So Ever, the
Speaker 1: one takes right and I'm so nervous, and then she
Speaker 1: just downs an entire drink. Of course she does. But
Speaker 1: then this is where Kathy is like, you should have
Speaker 1: I should have told Sudden she should have Dree introduced
Speaker 1: the show. And everyone's like, shut up, Kathy, and now
Speaker 1: I know you want someone to narrate your show, and
Speaker 1: Sudden goes, no, we did not do that. It's not
Speaker 1: the eighties, but it certainly wouldn't be dreat even if
Speaker 1: that were, Like, why would Durit introduce the show that
Speaker 1: she almost wasn't even invited to. I think I literally
Speaker 1: think Kathy's just trying to cause trouble. She is and
Speaker 1: maybe she's a little high. I don't know if she smokes,
Speaker 1: but like she seems high on something. Definitely. She waddles backstage,
Speaker 1: she limps around.
Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, yes, she had told she'd come
Speaker 2: out and this was so weird, and she's like, I
Speaker 2: think I broke my knee, right, okay.
Speaker 1: And then then she's limping. Then Kyle's really mortified. So
Speaker 1: she limps herself skulks backstage god only, and they're like,
Speaker 1: oh no, what is she doing?
Speaker 2: Right, She's just wandering around, right, And then for no reason,
Speaker 2: Auviy or whoever starting the show's like, okay, models go.
Speaker 1: With pathy still on the stage, right, So she's now
Speaker 1: wandered back out because she does go backstage and is like,
Speaker 1: did you need to read? She needs to read and
Speaker 1: they're like no, goodbye. So she's still on the stage walking,
Speaker 1: not even walking back to her seat, saying hello to
Speaker 1: people in the audience. Yes, And the show begins without
Speaker 1: even like an introduction or lights going down, nothing right,
Speaker 1: just begins. Dumb show begins Kathy while.
Speaker 2: Erica makes a crack. This is what They ask her
Speaker 2: what she thinks and she's like, well, she's not gonna
Speaker 2: win best new Collection. But you know, good for her,
Speaker 2: good for her.
Speaker 1: I liked that. I like them. And then.
Speaker 2: And Duri makes a bunch of faces like are you
Speaker 2: fighting kidding me right now? Like yeah, I'm gonna say
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say something nice about Sutton, let
Speaker 2: alone her stupid collection.
Speaker 1: Well basically they're like, are you impressed, and she's like no, yeah,
Speaker 1: no no, So then okay, Jade, I have jade. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's jade and he thinks he's cool. Let's talk about
Speaker 1: his walk. Let's talk about the God, it was so stiff.
Speaker 1: It was a total Ramona.
Speaker 2: Yes, he's walking like he doesn't, like he forgot how
Speaker 2: to walk. It's the most awkward. But with the face, yeah,
Speaker 2: completely no expression. And then Garcelle's like.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so the best, Like this is
Speaker 1: a kid who's so shy, but now look at him,
Speaker 1: he's so confident, really right, And then everyone looks crazy.
Speaker 1: Jennifer Tilly looks nuts in this like oversized sweater. I
Speaker 1: just I just read the clothes are kind of awful,
Speaker 1: and I like a fashion show, and I know that
Speaker 1: we have to like suspend, you know, we might not
Speaker 1: wear it at home, like because it's going to be
Speaker 1: bigger and crazier. But I this was pretty bad. Unless
Speaker 1: I was just in a bad mood. No, it wasn't good.
Speaker 1: It was terrible.
Speaker 2: And one of her items, one of her clothing items
Speaker 2: is honestly something you would get on.
Speaker 1: Like tea public. She made one of those shirts say
Speaker 1: name them, oh my God wants to wear like, oh
Speaker 1: it's a it's a sudden catchphrase from life. Also in
Speaker 1: a very mean moment of like it's not nobody okay.
Speaker 1: So so I had a question at this point when
Speaker 1: we're doing and we'll go back to the modeling and stuff,
Speaker 1: but I was like, is this the finale? I'm thinking
Speaker 1: because they're they're forcing such a big event. Usually that's
Speaker 1: the finale, and they're also they see and it's not.
Speaker 1: But they're also seemingly like kind of wrapping up people's storylines.
Speaker 1: It's like will we be friends? Who knows? Like when
Speaker 1: they say things like that, that's usually the finale. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it definitely feels like it was winding down. It's very
Speaker 1: poorly edited, like this I think was supposed to be
Speaker 1: and then they had to add something, so there must
Speaker 1: be more. I think the most stuff came out later,
Speaker 1: so they're just like tagging it on. But I think
Speaker 1: this was supposed to be the end, which is why
Speaker 1: it feels very strange. Yeah, what else are Like, what
Speaker 1: other storyline could you have? And then when they said
Speaker 1: like coming up, it seemed like nothing you will kind
Speaker 1: of yeah, mo, Like we just get a little mo yo,
Speaker 1: that's all we got. Actually, I thought that I had
Speaker 1: a whole other page, but that's it. Well, I have that.
Speaker 2: This is where Sutton comes out, and I was so
Speaker 2: annoyed and she's like, nobody cares, Sutton.
Speaker 1: Nobody cares.
Speaker 2: It's a whole bunch of people and it's fashion photographers
Speaker 2: and she comes out and makes it all about her
Speaker 2: and she's like, I just want to say this is
Speaker 2: so I just feel so proud and porter my twenty
Speaker 2: two year old daughters in the audience, and I hope
Speaker 2: she's proud of me.
Speaker 1: Right, did I do good? Did I do good? Did
Speaker 1: I do good? I need validation?
Speaker 2: And also my mom is not here, but I think
Speaker 2: she would have been proud of me, and I hope
Speaker 2: everybody's proud of me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how shitty things that she didn't even
Speaker 1: do herself. Somebody like put together some shitty ass. God,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I know we sound like extra mean today,
Speaker 1: but I'm sorry. Sutton is being ridiculous.
Speaker 2: And then when they're all saying congratulations to her, and
Speaker 2: she's talking to the camera and she's like, it feels
Speaker 2: so good to have all these women around me congratulate
Speaker 2: in me. See, that's the thing she can't It can't
Speaker 2: ever be about other people. It's either her being mean
Speaker 2: or her wanting validation, her wanting people to like congratulate her,
Speaker 2: tell her how great she is. I can't. I can't
Speaker 2: bear that. That would be so awful in a friend, right, yes,
Speaker 2: never be friends with her.
Speaker 1: It's it's constant. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And she's like, I'm so grateful to call them moff
Speaker 2: friends even don't read. And that's where, of course that
Speaker 2: did definitely felt like that would be where Sutton's scroll
Speaker 2: her chiron would come up Suton's. Sutton's Fashion show was
Speaker 2: a success as far as.
Speaker 1: What's gonna happen? But nothing happened. Instead, it's just some
Speaker 1: weird mo is back next week and we don't really
Speaker 1: get much. Maybe they just didn't have time to edit
Speaker 1: a good like little trailer thing, but it I just wrote,
Speaker 1: what is this are we doing? Yeah? That is what
Speaker 1: we're doing, all right, all right, but come back in
Speaker 1: a little while because we're also going to have an
Speaker 1: Academy Awards, have some updates. Yeah it's the oscars. Of course,
Speaker 1: we know we're like four days late with this or
Speaker 1: three days late, but I We've got a little some
Speaker 1: little catch ups, some little behind the scenes stuff that
Speaker 1: I think people might want to talk about, and I'm
Speaker 1: going to make Stephanie hear about these movies.
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