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Speaker 3: Hey, everybody, welcome to another episode of the Snark Tank Podcast.
Speaker 1: It's us.
Speaker 3: It's me Chris, Tim Sweeney, Tim Derek look at him
Speaker 3: over there. We're recording later today. Sweeney wanted us to
Speaker 3: record it too, so naturally he got here at two ten.
Speaker 4: I did not.
Speaker 1: You did.
Speaker 3: So we're gonna be you know, we'll be uh, you know,
Speaker 3: we'll be talking a lot today.
Speaker 2: They're all like, though what I was like, Man, I
Speaker 2: want to get this done early. I got a lot
Speaker 2: of stuff to do. I just want to consistently do it.
Speaker 4: Was like, oh, I didn't know you had to do it?
Speaker 1: Hey. I was like, hey can we record at eleven? Bad?
Speaker 1: That's cool? And then like way later like hey can
Speaker 1: we do two I'm.
Speaker 4: Just like I didn't know. It was just like a
Speaker 4: regular day, my bad.
Speaker 1: I would you not read?
Speaker 4: Why didn't say, hey can we do it? Can we
Speaker 4: do it at eleven? You didn't say?
Speaker 1: Why would Why would I I would change it for
Speaker 1: no reason.
Speaker 4: I know you had a reason why If it was like,
Speaker 4: oh I have to get things one back amount of time,
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh no, why would they.
Speaker 1: Just Hey, it's kind of implied by like since we
Speaker 1: normally do it.
Speaker 4: Because I had something to do earlier. So that's why
Speaker 4: I came in late.
Speaker 1: Hey man, whatever, wait, hold on, what did you do appointment?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my appointment point? What'd you do?
Speaker 4: Have my prescription?
Speaker 3: Why do we even have a prescription if you're not
Speaker 3: gonna get contact lenses or glass?
Speaker 1: That's why I went there. I don't believe you because anything,
Speaker 1: so you didn't get anything. I have to.
Speaker 4: I have to get my prescription. Are you actually going
Speaker 4: to get them prescription the same day I have to
Speaker 4: go get my glasses though?
Speaker 1: You prescription? Yeah? Bad?
Speaker 2: The prescription you oh you don't want It's pretty not
Speaker 2: that like you didn't want to get it from there.
Speaker 4: I didn't want to get it from there because it
Speaker 4: costs more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, it absolutely does.
Speaker 4: I use a place in like freaking the mall and
Speaker 4: get it for like nine dollars, ten dollars.
Speaker 1: They need to go to a lab to do it.
Speaker 3: It's so specific it's that bad. Well, no, my glasses.
Speaker 3: They can't just like make them on a whim like that.
Speaker 1: They take time. These are specialty lenses. I mean your
Speaker 1: think as a phone book. So yeah, they're crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got a Chinese company that kills it.
Speaker 2: They're pretty good at it.
Speaker 1: Because it's it's a leaded glass. Well, you know.
Speaker 2: The funny thing is the I think i'm whatever they
Speaker 2: use to make the fake gold color.
Speaker 1: I think I'm allergic to it. Oh good.
Speaker 2: It took me a while to I don't know what
Speaker 2: it is. I need to look it up, like, hey,
Speaker 2: what's the chemical or whatever? And because this is for
Speaker 2: the glasses that you have, so like I have, I
Speaker 2: have like uh, I have some like gold plate you know,
Speaker 2: fake gold plated frames. And it took me a while
Speaker 2: to realize that. I felt like I was dying. My
Speaker 2: sinuses felt like they're inflamed on fire, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: what's wrong, what's happening? Do I have COVID? I started
Speaker 2: to realize that it was that gold stuff. Now there's
Speaker 2: like a teeny bit on here, but it's not enough
Speaker 2: to really upset me.
Speaker 1: Uh like say, it.
Speaker 2: Might just be from that company. I don't know it
Speaker 2: might be it might actually be real lead in there.
Speaker 4: I don't give such a Chinese about glasses that I'm
Speaker 4: probably gonna put strings on mine. Like I don't give
Speaker 4: a ship probably gonna be strings. I'm tired around my
Speaker 4: head and use it.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I just don't give a I guarantee you
Speaker 1: there's just a tool to be used. Do you know?
Speaker 4: Do you know what your prescription is? Like maybe like
Speaker 4: eleven something like that, like eleven.
Speaker 1: My ship's weak as fuck. Yeah, I don't think you
Speaker 1: could have seen them from here. I was. I had
Speaker 1: it like this whole time. But yeah, this.
Speaker 2: Is but it's enough to my stimatism is enough to work.
Speaker 2: It gives me migraines. Oh so that's why I have
Speaker 2: to wear glasses. That's not exactly That's what minor. They
Speaker 2: can't even like you know how they have, Uh, they
Speaker 2: have better lenses to make them much thinner. So if
Speaker 2: you have like giant ones, like you like really thick,
Speaker 2: they'll get these special winds so they can be significantly thin.
Speaker 1: And they're like you don't need that.
Speaker 2: They're like it costs more, they can make more money,
Speaker 2: and it just says like, don't you'res so thin.
Speaker 3: These are actually thinner than they used to be too,
Speaker 3: because I remember, like, because these are thick at the edges,
Speaker 3: but like they kind of they thin out at the front,
Speaker 3: Like I remember, they used to be just fucking I
Speaker 3: remember seeing glasses.
Speaker 2: That were just thick the whole fucking the whole time,
Speaker 2: like you had like binocular fucking glasses. I didn't have them,
Speaker 2: but I saw them.
Speaker 3: I remember, like, I don't even know, you'd have to
Speaker 3: be like minus fifty five for those or something.
Speaker 1: That's not even At that point, you just be dared double.
Speaker 1: You might as well be blind. Yeah, just just just
Speaker 1: put the red, Just just put the fucking mind put
Speaker 1: over your face and start fighting people. Yeah, anyway, on
Speaker 1: the force and the darts. You know. Anyway, we're recording
Speaker 1: on a day that we don't normally record because.
Speaker 3: Uh, it just seemed kind of pertinent.
Speaker 4: To record the girls fighting.
Speaker 1: The girls.
Speaker 3: The girls is fighting. Indeed, she said I was said that, Yeah,
Speaker 3: she's having fun. You said that, So yeah, Elon and
Speaker 3: Trump are going at it. Uh, it's hysterical. It made
Speaker 3: my day yesterday. You know what was crazy about it too,
Speaker 3: is that I went on to Facebook just to see
Speaker 3: like what are the old you know, the old people
Speaker 3: saying yeah. And I actually saw people that I never
Speaker 3: in my fucking life would have ever thought say anything
Speaker 3: to the degree where it's like I saw somebody that
Speaker 3: I knew was like a like a mega guy saying
Speaker 3: he should be impeached, and I'm like, that is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: I thought you would die before I saw that.
Speaker 3: I don't know how widespread that is, but the fact
Speaker 3: that happened at least once is insane, and hopefully it's
Speaker 3: at least fifteen.
Speaker 1: Why do you think he wants Why do you think.
Speaker 3: He because he was a pedophile, so presumably so you
Speaker 3: know that'd be a pretty good line, I guess.
Speaker 1: So it's crazy that you didn't know that already. Yes,
Speaker 1: and Musk is the one that unearthed that. That's kind
Speaker 1: of the thing.
Speaker 3: It's like they put all their faith in, like these
Speaker 3: two people, and so when one of them says something.
Speaker 1: Well, it must be true if it's coming from him,
Speaker 1: he worked alongside it, which.
Speaker 3: I get if you're stupid, but you know, severely literally
Speaker 3: what you can get in this world, you did, so
Speaker 3: you know what I was like, I was celebrating.
Speaker 1: I went out, I got a I don't remember. I
Speaker 1: hate something good, you hate something you need to celebrate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got myself a nice dinner.
Speaker 4: Emperor Palpatine said he was a piece of ship. And
Speaker 4: even now they're like, oh, a guy that believed in
Speaker 4: conversion shock therapy. I know, Hey, this guy sucks.
Speaker 2: You know what, So because this guy wanted to kill him,
Speaker 2: this guy he did nothing about it.
Speaker 1: This guy that.
Speaker 4: He technically kind of helped America not how to go
Speaker 4: through a direct coup. Actually too, it's.
Speaker 1: Kind of kind that's a baller hero. He's like the German.
Speaker 4: He's the Russian guy I didn't shoot the lasts of
Speaker 4: the last button to start nuclear war like he was
Speaker 4: there and shouldn't have been on the east coast of
Speaker 4: the world. He was like, let's not blow up everywhere
Speaker 4: warhead you had. Those are heroes history.
Speaker 2: Technically you had the most heroic ending that was possible
Speaker 2: given the.
Speaker 1: Path you chose, Right, I think that's the most heroic ending.
Speaker 4: Though it's not.
Speaker 3: It's not has been, although I guess you could argue
Speaker 3: that had he not been there, someone else would have been.
Speaker 3: It was more so I see what you're saying, but
Speaker 3: I'm not here to give Mike Pence, any prophs, he's
Speaker 3: not even relevant for this story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever they all are, they all are terrible. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But my favorite thing about this, and for those of
Speaker 1: you who don't, I can't imagine that anybody's watching this.
Speaker 1: It doesn't know, but just for a recap.
Speaker 3: Sure, So this big, beautiful bill is being presented, Elon
Speaker 3: doesn't like it. Presumably what was the reason why, Well.
Speaker 1: It's mainly he's yeah, the he that's it.
Speaker 2: He's not getting his tax breaks, he's not getting the
Speaker 2: subsidies that he normally gets for the ev stuff that
Speaker 2: he was like, ah nah, and that largely upset him.
Speaker 2: Then also, I guess somebody who was supposed to be
Speaker 2: a ghoule piece of ship uh in charge of NASA uh,
Speaker 2: Trump like decided not to go with this guy who
Speaker 2: was somebody that was supposed to have largely benefit Elon Mussele.
Speaker 1: It was that double hitter that really annoyed the shit
Speaker 1: out of Elon. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so that was enough for him to be like, yeah,
Speaker 2: criticize the bill and all that shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so he criticized the bill, and then there
Speaker 3: was obviously they got there was some tension.
Speaker 1: They got separated a little bit. I think.
Speaker 3: He said something about I loved the argument because I
Speaker 3: agree with both Trump and Elon in this rare instance,
Speaker 3: because Trump was saying, like, the best, a great way
Speaker 3: to save money for the US government would be not
Speaker 3: to give Elon all these subsidies and spend all this
Speaker 3: government money on Elon's stuff.
Speaker 1: We'd save a lot just by kicking him off, yep.
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, yeah, that's why, it's totally
Speaker 3: true and you should absolutely do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why it was hilarious that when he's doing
Speaker 2: all these fucking quota doze cuts where he's trying to
Speaker 2: save money, and it's like this nigga gets eight million.
Speaker 1: Dollars a day. I know, it's fucking insane. It's so stupid.
Speaker 1: And so he's like, we could save a lot of
Speaker 1: my will say, we have a lot of money if
Speaker 1: we cut him off, which is true. And then Elon
Speaker 1: was like, you're a pedophile, which is.
Speaker 3: Hilarious because that's what he did to the guy in
Speaker 3: the mine right where he was like where they were
Speaker 3: trying to save like the people who were trapped in
Speaker 3: that like that mine, and some guy had a suggestion
Speaker 3: and he was like, no, you're.
Speaker 2: A yeah, And that was actually before Elon Musk's suggestion
Speaker 2: was stupid as shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, didn't he say something like he wanted to like
Speaker 3: summon a fucking earthquake or something to unearthquake.
Speaker 1: That he said some fucking bullshit.
Speaker 2: It was something that absolutely was not gonna work because
Speaker 2: Elon Musk is a stupid moron.
Speaker 1: Let's build a ground submarine. What if we saw deane
Speaker 1: all the people so they can fit through this very
Speaker 1: tiny hole, we can inflate them basterward.
Speaker 5: Here's my plan to get everhead of the mounshift will
Speaker 5: build a shrink ray and we will send a little
Speaker 5: We'll build a shrink grenade and we'll put it on
Speaker 5: the back of a little robot beetle and it'll it'll
Speaker 5: crawl through the cracks and into the cave and blow
Speaker 5: up and shrink everybody so they can crawl out through
Speaker 5: the little cracks.
Speaker 1: And then fucking YouTubers, Elon Musk is smarter than you.
Speaker 1: This is brilliant. You can't keep up with him. I've
Speaker 1: seen I've seen videos.
Speaker 3: I know, I know, dude, there's all sorts of people
Speaker 3: fighting now too, Like I saw Alex Jones turn on
Speaker 3: Cat turn and all this stuff. Oh god no, or
Speaker 3: even Trumble because because Musk is like, you know, he's
Speaker 3: obsessed with like pedophile elites. You know, she was like,
Speaker 3: may God help us all under He said that actually
Speaker 3: under under tru Under Elon's tweet about him, uh Trump
Speaker 3: being implicated in the Epstein files, he said that, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: which you know is not necessarily surprising. I never viewed
Speaker 3: like Alex Jones is definitely like a staunch like Republican freak,
Speaker 3: but like now for sure, but there are people who
Speaker 3: are far more like I've seen him criticize people also,
Speaker 3: not as much as he should, but like you know,
Speaker 3: there's always been a waviness there and so like cat
Speaker 3: Turd was like, how dare you turn on him?
Speaker 1: And he goes like, I'm not in your cult. Alex
Speaker 1: Jones said this. You know how fucking ruined you have
Speaker 1: to be as an individual for Alex Jones to be
Speaker 1: like you're in a call buddy listen, listen everybody as
Speaker 1: he drinks deer piss and push us listen Joe radio waves.
Speaker 2: I remember Alex Jones from way back in the day
Speaker 2: when he was he was that anyone could get it, guy,
Speaker 2: anyone can get it. So every president that was present,
Speaker 2: he would piss and ship and vomit all over them,
Speaker 2: and it was very entertaining. Fucking George Bush, it doesn't
Speaker 2: matter whoever it was. Yeah, something happened, and I remember
Speaker 2: this was twenty eighteen. I feel like somebody. I don't
Speaker 2: know if Trump called him personally, because Trump went he uh,
Speaker 2: Alex Jaons went on a rant so pissed off that
Speaker 2: when Ivanka was crying about the the fake news of
Speaker 2: the chemical warfare by Asad in Syria. Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: he's like, oh, the poor kids and stuff. You know,
Speaker 2: it was like this propaganda. And then Trump like sent
Speaker 2: like fifty something Tomahawk missiles into Syria and then Trump
Speaker 2: like lost all faith in humanity and went on this
Speaker 2: swearing rant and it was yeah, Alex Jones, he said,
Speaker 2: Trump Trump, Oh yeah, Alex Jones went on like a
Speaker 2: swear rat.
Speaker 1: He like he lost all faith in humanity.
Speaker 2: He reset and then never recovered because he used to
Speaker 2: even be like, fuck Trump's doing those crazy shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he somehow like it's to the point
Speaker 2: where all this ai shit's going on, and he's like well,
Speaker 2: Trump's trying to use it for good.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what happened the Sandy Hook case. I
Speaker 3: guess he lost to everything and was like I need.
Speaker 2: Some sort of allies to help I need someone to
Speaker 2: help me, I guess. So that's what he just never
Speaker 2: never went back. So it is interesting to see him
Speaker 2: kind of maybe seeing the writing on the wall.
Speaker 1: Maybe.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't I wouldn't read too much into it,
Speaker 3: but just because like ultimately, like these people flip flop
Speaker 3: all the time. Yeah, cat Turd, Cat Turd is the
Speaker 3: actually euthanized that motherfucker.
Speaker 1: It would be nice. Have you seen what he really
Speaker 1: looks like? I can't imagine it pretty vividly. He looks
Speaker 1: like a you know the movie Wins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like Arnold Swarzenegger and then there's Diana Vito
Speaker 2: and like they're the same DNA. But he got like
Speaker 2: the leftovers that were supposed to be insane premise for
Speaker 2: a movie. R cat Tured looks like the leftovers of
Speaker 2: the Undertaker. Like if you see what he actually looks like, correct,
Speaker 2: the biker Undertaker, by the way, he looks like this old,
Speaker 2: shriveled dumb asshole that thinks he's tough, but you can
Speaker 2: beat him by like accidentally pushing him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, his name's cat Turd, which is so
Speaker 2: fucking embarrassing. And he flip flops on I think he
Speaker 2: does it on purpose. He's like, oh, I forgot to
Speaker 2: flip flop on this one thing.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh shit, I forgot. It's crazy to be
Speaker 1: a flaming piece of shit retard hypocrite today. Oh man,
Speaker 1: I forgot. I forgot to not stand I mark my words.
Speaker 2: I don't know how long it's gonna take, but he's
Speaker 2: gonna flip flop on this Trump thing, and.
Speaker 3: He's going hard on on. He's running defense pretty hard
Speaker 3: from what I saw, but will but I love I
Speaker 3: love seeing the chaos. It's my favorite thing. So so
Speaker 3: Trump is right about cutting him off of the government
Speaker 3: beneficiaries list and.
Speaker 1: All that ship.
Speaker 3: And uh, Elon's also right that Trump is absolutely deeply
Speaker 3: affiliated with Epstein knew everything about him, and uh, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's it's great.
Speaker 1: It's nice.
Speaker 3: I saw I saw people being like, oh, I guess
Speaker 3: we'll left likes Elon now or whatever, and it's like, no, it's.
Speaker 1: A weird time.
Speaker 3: It's so weird that people are like, oh, you agree
Speaker 3: with this one thing, therefore you like this part.
Speaker 1: I guess that's how they that's how they exactly how
Speaker 1: so psychotic? These are people that don't understand nuance. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: well they're like children.
Speaker 4: And the reason why we were I foun.
Speaker 1: Out that Hitler liked pizza. It's like, hey, I agree Hitler.
Speaker 2: It's you know, it's like that you said. Do you
Speaker 2: see the propaganda of Hitler where it's like, oh, he's
Speaker 2: a good guy because he was being nice to a
Speaker 2: little girl.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and he's been nice to a little girl.
Speaker 3: He's being nice to a little girl. He eats bread,
Speaker 3: he shaves his half of his balls like we all do.
Speaker 1: And that's it. You know what that means. He's good
Speaker 1: and you like him. He's good to those people. That's
Speaker 1: what it means. He's a good person.
Speaker 3: Gets a bikini wax on only half of his genitals vertically,
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 1: Just like we all do. Just like you and me
Speaker 1: imagine but imagine needing.
Speaker 4: I imagine needing a wax.
Speaker 1: It's all valid.
Speaker 4: I'm going to get my penis wax.
Speaker 2: Pis people, I feel like people do it. There's some
Speaker 2: can I would be so scared that they're just gonna
Speaker 2: rip it off.
Speaker 1: You have hair on your penis, well you're talking about
Speaker 1: like that, like crazy, there's gotta be shafts.
Speaker 2: You see the freaks that have hair all over their face,
Speaker 2: Like there's hair on the heads and no yeah, but
Speaker 2: on the on their foreheads, all over the place that
Speaker 2: normally hair does not grow.
Speaker 1: There's some people it is more more fur.
Speaker 4: The people can't have fur, right, I guess we have hair, hair, hair,
Speaker 4: small hairs on our body.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's his hair, so like you know how like
Speaker 2: there will be maybe a little bit of peach.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, it is.
Speaker 3: It's funny that the gay breakup is happening in Pride month.
Speaker 3: It's so gig. The funny thing about this is that
Speaker 3: it was so it's it's just inevitable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not.
Speaker 3: I will say I didn't predict this timeline specifically. I
Speaker 3: thought it would be way later or immediately. I didn't
Speaker 3: expect like in the first like six months to like
Speaker 3: a year. I thought it would be like pretty I
Speaker 3: thought it would be like within the first month. Things
Speaker 3: are gonna fall apart because people are gonna be annoyed,
Speaker 3: or like Elon would be smart enough in some sense
Speaker 3: to wait the long game.
Speaker 1: But it seems like neither of those were the case.
Speaker 4: Well, Trump's a retard and then doesn't care.
Speaker 1: Is the thing? He has no principle? Like, that's the
Speaker 1: thing too.
Speaker 3: It's like, I love too that He's like, hey, by
Speaker 3: the way, Trump is in the Epstein's Black Book, have
Speaker 3: a nice day. And it's like, are you confessing to
Speaker 3: knowingly funding and aiding in a betting somebody that you
Speaker 3: believe or new to be in Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 1: He knows that his backers don't give a flying fuck.
Speaker 1: I know, I know.
Speaker 3: That's what Candice Owns said too. That was the thing,
Speaker 3: is like, that's not the flex you think it is.
Speaker 3: And I was like, you know what, props, I totally agree.
Speaker 3: It's like that's such an insane flex. It's like, jokes
Speaker 3: on you. I knew he was a pedophile when I
Speaker 3: funded him. Yeah, I helped him out, and I helped
Speaker 3: him within, I helped Jared Fogel win the election. Jokes
Speaker 3: on you, Yeah, what's clown world?
Speaker 1: Man? I gotta say that is megah and extremely Elon
Speaker 1: mush thing to do so Yeah, it was. It was.
Speaker 2: It was completely on brand with the type of ship
Speaker 2: that he's done, suicide articles written during articles were being
Speaker 2: written about him, the sexual assault allegations or him the
Speaker 2: sexual harassment allegations. Yeah, like try to I'm gonnaf you
Speaker 2: a horse to you know, to try to fuck this
Speaker 2: bit right on the plane and yeah, then that's immediately
Speaker 2: he did his flip and so publicly that right, it
Speaker 2: works on the dumbest of people, which is too many people. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: the majority of people are just it sucks. And so
Speaker 2: now they're not gonna catch that. You can't even call
Speaker 2: it nuance. It should just be obvious, like they're not
Speaker 2: going to catch the thing that it's like, oh that
Speaker 2: means you new it the whole time.
Speaker 1: They're gonna completely miss that.
Speaker 2: So he can keep failing forward no matter what he does.
Speaker 3: And the shear like copium and denial too, is just
Speaker 3: like how do you not immediate? First of all, it's
Speaker 3: been public information for a long time that he's been
Speaker 3: in the FC Black Book. The details of it are
Speaker 3: like obfiscated or whatever, but like we've known that forever.
Speaker 1: That's been public information by anybody. The Democrats don't want to.
Speaker 3: Bring it up because they're also in there and they've
Speaker 3: got like prob's that's what's so frustrating. It's like, it's
Speaker 3: why they need to get the fuck they need to
Speaker 3: go away, Like I'm so sick of they can't use
Speaker 3: a nuke because they're also implicated.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's so fucking furiating, but uh, the.
Speaker 2: It makes me I'm telling you man it And again,
Speaker 2: how do you like?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 2: I was watching a little bit of that, uh that
Speaker 2: debate for you know, New York City or whatever. I
Speaker 2: saw some of that today and it was his name
Speaker 2: was his name, I don't know the names he's he's
Speaker 2: a council member, he's not that he's not the guy.
Speaker 4: But it was like that light skinned black guy forgot
Speaker 4: it wasn't Booker, it was some other dude. I saw
Speaker 4: it like like ten minutes of it, and I had
Speaker 4: to go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all you need, all you need to see
Speaker 1: is like the whole the whole me even bringing it up,
Speaker 1: was that you're seeing the future of what could be
Speaker 1: one good guy up there then just a bunch of
Speaker 1: corporate shills and just backers and the normal stuff. But
Speaker 1: the thing is, I'm like it seems like we're still
Speaker 1: caught in this cycle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's gonna And this is the thing where
Speaker 2: I just don't feel good about things in the future,
Speaker 2: especially with the Democratic Party, with them pushing people out.
Speaker 2: They pushed out David Hogg, you know, even though like, yeah,
Speaker 2: was always annoying to me, but he's somebody that I
Speaker 2: understand is necessary for a fresh change and stop fucking
Speaker 2: doing the same bullshit over and over. But they pushed
Speaker 2: them out, and I'm like, well, I feel like you're.
Speaker 1: Gonna keep getting the same people that are gonna keep
Speaker 1: not bringing up the Epstein stuff. I'm still waiting for
Speaker 1: the guy.
Speaker 3: I'm still waiting for the for the Democrat to go
Speaker 3: up there and be like and just literally just be like,
Speaker 3: fuck these people, fuck everybody else on the stage, what
Speaker 3: are we doing?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I want that.
Speaker 4: I never gonna be a Democrat.
Speaker 1: It should be I'll do it.
Speaker 4: It's never.
Speaker 1: How old am I thirty one?
Speaker 4: So call yourself a Democrat? And the amount of people it's.
Speaker 2: There's just another Like I said, the people that should
Speaker 2: be uh going after stuff there, they don't want it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and that's that's the biggest problem.
Speaker 1: It will continue to be the biggest problem until somebody
Speaker 1: feels a uh sense of duty, But like, how do
Speaker 1: you feel a sense of duty when you kind of
Speaker 1: feel disgusted.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's just like you just have to
Speaker 3: let the anger consume you on some the Because I
Speaker 3: watched a little bit of that mayoral thing, I didn't
Speaker 3: really see any of it outside of this one clip
Speaker 3: where they're asking like what are you going?
Speaker 1: Like what are you what's your gonna what's your trip.
Speaker 3: Gonna be or something, And all these guys are like,
Speaker 3: I'm going to make a trip to the Holy Land,
Speaker 3: and another guy goes, I'm gonna go to Israel.
Speaker 1: And he goes like, I'm gonna go to Israel and Ukraine.
Speaker 3: Another guy goes, I'm gonna make my trip to Israel
Speaker 3: in the in the wake of all this anti Semitism,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to Israel. And then the one guy
Speaker 3: goes like, I'm running for mayor of New York City.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna stay in New York City, Like what like
Speaker 3: that that's even a fucking I go, yeah, And then
Speaker 3: that became New York City I became a big problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said he's not even gonna go to Israel
Speaker 2: gonna go to Israel And he's like and they're like,
Speaker 2: oh do you uh? And then the fucking moderator, the moderator,
Speaker 2: piece of ship. I know, do you believe that Israel
Speaker 2: could should be a state? Like I believe Israel has
Speaker 2: a right to exist as a state with equal Yeah,
Speaker 2: which is then how dare you the most? It is
Speaker 2: so crazy how generic that statement is.
Speaker 4: At that moment, somebody showed up behind him pierced him
Speaker 4: with a sword and sorry to.
Speaker 1: Interrupt you, Let's continue with a rat. It's the least
Speaker 1: controversial thing.
Speaker 2: We're just cooking, letting these people exist as if it's normal.
Speaker 2: And I got into an argument with my mom about
Speaker 2: this when the election first, the presidential election, right, uh,
Speaker 2: when when Trump won. We talked a little bit and
Speaker 2: got into an argument that I'm like, bro, civility is
Speaker 2: raping this country because they're pretending all this stuff is
Speaker 2: shut up, shut up, let me fucking finish man, goddamn
Speaker 2: civility when like you have like Kamaline stage, when she
Speaker 2: was saying the whole like, oh this this is fucking
Speaker 2: these motherfuckers are weird and stuff on, and people were
Speaker 2: actually starting to connect with that stuff like that, and
Speaker 2: then all of a sudden get whispers in the ear
Speaker 2: to oh, stop doing that. It's it's making things really
Speaker 2: bad for these people, you know. It's so then it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: we gotta be more cordial. And then people immediately clock
Speaker 2: that stuff. They clock everything about the Oh the israe'z
Speaker 2: a right to defend itself. They're clocking all this that
Speaker 2: the thing where we're supposed to be nice and simple
Speaker 2: and not say what's really supposed to be said. And
Speaker 2: then people abandon that ship because it's like this is
Speaker 2: so fake and and authentic.
Speaker 1: We've heard it time and time again. You don't have
Speaker 1: to be a massive cunt, just be real.
Speaker 2: But being they're like say, like, you know how well
Speaker 2: somebody has something in their teeth, right, And then there's like.
Speaker 1: Ah, I don't want to be mean.
Speaker 2: It's like, no, don't be really, don't be fucking mean.
Speaker 2: Just tell them that there's something they're fucking you look stupid,
Speaker 2: you got something in your teeth piece, see like, don't
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: I think I think.
Speaker 4: So my thing is I think civility should exist where
Speaker 4: civility is needed. I think when motherfuckers are saying lies,
Speaker 4: sound like a well no, no, no, no, no no. I
Speaker 4: think when niggas are just lying and saying wow like
Speaker 4: anything that I just said, oh no, But the different
Speaker 4: I'm not trying to explain to you, Like there are
Speaker 4: moments where like when you're interests you're talking about, like
Speaker 4: people just is like, no, you're fucking lying, Like call
Speaker 4: that out. Be very real about people not telling the truth.
Speaker 4: But I think other than that, civility should exist between
Speaker 4: like a world where politics are actually being done correctly,
Speaker 4: there should be civility. But like the where the things
Speaker 4: that's not that's.
Speaker 1: Not how things are happening that I guess, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't right now.
Speaker 4: It's like like like suck dick, you're lying, Like when
Speaker 4: Trump goes up there said some dumb shit about hats.
Speaker 4: I'm like, this nigga is stupid. It's like, come on,
Speaker 4: like if everyone not seeing this guy just lie, like
Speaker 4: i'd I'd bring attention to that. I just said.
Speaker 1: It's like you're completely aligned with me.
Speaker 2: That's why it's weird when you like start off with
Speaker 2: this thing as if I said something different.
Speaker 4: Right like you're you're contracting that I was saying something different.
Speaker 4: I was giving my point on it. I agree with you.
Speaker 4: That was just saying civility should exist, but I think
Speaker 4: it doesn't need to exist when there's people just this information.
Speaker 1: In what I was saying.
Speaker 2: So that's why I say, when you take this angle,
Speaker 2: it sounds like you're I did I said something that
Speaker 2: we're not.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 4: I never said an interview with you that.
Speaker 1: Then what's the point of saying what you said?
Speaker 4: I want to say what I want.
Speaker 1: You just want to talk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see you can just say no, I agree, and
Speaker 2: then let's move on the next thing.
Speaker 1: This part was covered, but I wanted to say something too.
Speaker 1: That's why the left will ever succeed.
Speaker 2: I need to say something. What a left democratic? I
Speaker 2: want to hear your solution. How do we fix how
Speaker 2: do we fix parties in general?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't even know where to begin.
Speaker 1: It's too it's too entrenched.
Speaker 3: I think I think you, I think you need more
Speaker 3: people like that guy, you know, more people like that
Speaker 3: guy who was like, what the fuck I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: go to Israel?
Speaker 1: Just being real?
Speaker 3: What like, Yeah, that's really it. But it's frustrating that
Speaker 3: there's only ever one guy on stage like that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: one guy it's always like Burnie and then everybody else,
Speaker 3: or it's like this guy and then everybody else.
Speaker 2: It's it's crazy. He's like, there's not more than at
Speaker 2: the very least, like give give.
Speaker 4: Me two and guess what problem is.
Speaker 2: These guys are always these guys are always democratic socialists,
Speaker 2: and uh, it's what they everybody else always focuses on
Speaker 2: because they're still scared of the word socialism.
Speaker 3: You know what I find fun lean in that. By
Speaker 3: the way, I don't think people are traded that as
Speaker 3: people think.
Speaker 2: They need you, because even someone even is cooked, is
Speaker 2: Joe Rogan's brain is he, like a month ago, still
Speaker 2: still understands the difference and still knows what socialism is
Speaker 2: and knows it's not a bad word. In the midst
Speaker 2: of him saying the dumbest shit and now being religious
Speaker 2: and going to church now, yeah he goes to church now,
Speaker 2: he was just like, oh, yeah, Like, I understand what
Speaker 2: socialism is, and we have socialist systems in America right now.
Speaker 2: And when he talked to Bernie Sanders, he understood. When
Speaker 2: he talked to uh, Cornell West, he understood. They like
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh wow, I can't believe that
Speaker 2: part of his brain's still intact because everything else got eaten.
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't how does that happen?
Speaker 4: I mean, five years ago Joe Rogan does not sound
Speaker 4: like No, No, five years when we started eight years ago,
Speaker 4: Joe Rogan sounds nothing like twenty minutes ago, Joe Rogan
Speaker 4: even remotely.
Speaker 2: That's why it's crazy that that what little piece still
Speaker 2: existed when I imagine that would have been because everything he
Speaker 2: ever is when you think about, well, you can't be
Speaker 2: a fan of Bernie and endors.
Speaker 4: Trump, there was I mean, somehow people do that.
Speaker 3: I think he I think he pays lip service because
Speaker 3: he knows that Bernie is like liked generally.
Speaker 1: It's one of the things where I'm like, Okay, then
Speaker 1: I guess he's is he is? He just a major grifter,
Speaker 1: but he just doesn't.
Speaker 2: Seem like it, because you know, yeah, his stupidity seems
Speaker 2: authentic to me.
Speaker 3: I think I think he's an authentic idiot. Yeah, And
Speaker 3: I think I think there's a chance that he's he
Speaker 3: accidentally grifts, if that makes sense, Like, you know.
Speaker 1: What I mean, I.
Speaker 3: Think that he believes that he likes Bernie Sanders, You
Speaker 3: know what I mean? I believe that he believes that,
Speaker 3: but he's he also doesn't understand how that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like what he's doing the.
Speaker 2: Worst case, Like if you got into a doctor like sir,
Speaker 2: you have the worst case of cognitive dissonance.
Speaker 1: I've ever seen it. What's that? Man?
Speaker 4: Alpha?
Speaker 1: I know what that is. Yeah, I'm just gonna take
Speaker 1: seventy more Alpha brand. I think I'll be all right.
Speaker 1: I think because I saw a video of him.
Speaker 3: I saw a video like, look, I think Devonn's funny whatever,
Speaker 3: but like I saw a video of Theovonne where he
Speaker 3: was like crying about the genocide and Gaza.
Speaker 1: I'm like okay. And then like literally yesterday he was
Speaker 1: sitting with JD. Vans or whatever. I'm like, fuck you, You're
Speaker 1: such a lame.
Speaker 3: Ass piece of shit complete Oh my god, yeah, I
Speaker 3: think I'm I'm pretty gay whatever, Like, fuck you get
Speaker 3: out of here.
Speaker 1: So sick of this guy. I'm just sick of people
Speaker 1: who don't have they don't stand ready, they're not yet.
Speaker 3: They insist on thrusting themselves into this space. That's what's
Speaker 3: so frustrated.
Speaker 1: Stay comedy, stay a comedian, please.
Speaker 4: I think the final space is education I think the problem,
Speaker 4: the problem how we fix the partism is that we
Speaker 4: have to have people get informed about what these political
Speaker 4: things are. We need to understand what socialism is proper,
Speaker 4: you understand what democratic second half peop understand Like people
Speaker 4: don't around words like Marxism, don't know what, don't even
Speaker 4: know the beginning of those words. People don't know anything
Speaker 4: about fucking like true capitalists, mentalities and how word.
Speaker 1: People don't know the free market, like I heard where
Speaker 1: they don't know who.
Speaker 3: Is the people who are anti gun and they were
Speaker 3: like Marxist guys like you, that's hilarious.
Speaker 4: I heard someone say that the free market had nothing
Speaker 4: to do with slavery, and I was like, are.
Speaker 1: You that's crazy?
Speaker 4: Fucking I have never yelled. I yelled so loud Lily's
Speaker 4: parents in their house hurt me and thought I was
Speaker 4: about to beat Lily.
Speaker 1: That was like, yo, is everything cool? Okay? Why would
Speaker 1: a why would a profit structure benefit from free labor?
Speaker 1: I don't what do you mean?
Speaker 4: So therefore that enforced bigoted mentality to keep other people down,
Speaker 4: therefore controlling profit.
Speaker 1: You know, you know say that out loud? You know
Speaker 1: what my big theory is?
Speaker 3: What is that is that we're using we're using AI
Speaker 3: to actually, uh purposefully like destroy the job market and
Speaker 3: so that everybody's gonna be like driven to do crazy
Speaker 3: ship to survive, and then they're gonna be put in
Speaker 3: prison for free labor.
Speaker 1: And that's that's I think that's actually crazy. I think
Speaker 1: that's that's that's a tinfoil. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: believe it. Really.
Speaker 2: The problem is we don't have the infrastructure to put
Speaker 2: all those people in prison.
Speaker 1: Figure it out, well, on.
Speaker 2: Three D print prisons we'll have we can get China
Speaker 2: the way that China builds buildings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can do that.
Speaker 4: We'll have fucking space stations full of prisoners, building ship
Speaker 4: that's shipping it back to Earth for the people.
Speaker 1: On here to have. It'll be the way around.
Speaker 3: We'll have a space station that three D prints at
Speaker 3: prison and then just just drop and then it'll be
Speaker 3: immediate the second lands.
Speaker 1: It's staffed.
Speaker 2: Absolutely like they're fucking correctional officers ship on immediately. And
Speaker 2: I think I think the problem is that they beat somebody,
Speaker 2: beat someone right now. The problem is that the government
Speaker 2: officials they're so old and fucking dumb that they don't
Speaker 2: see the problem happening. I think that's the big thing.
Speaker 2: I really, I really don't think that. I think they
Speaker 2: understand the money. I think they see the money signs,
Speaker 2: they don't understand how like, yeah, they see what the
Speaker 2: structure is. It's gonna fuck them over to if they
Speaker 2: change the structure of the system, they don't get paid.
Speaker 2: That's all this is.
Speaker 4: It's insane.
Speaker 2: They they do talent halls. You see these people doing
Speaker 2: fucking town halls. And why would I don't know why
Speaker 2: they show up. It's almost like they're just it's it's sport.
Speaker 2: They're like, let me see if I can go here
Speaker 2: and not be killed, you know, because.
Speaker 1: Truly it's like going up to like the zoo and
Speaker 1: like making fun of like a gorilla because you know
Speaker 1: they can't hurt you. Yeah, it really is like.
Speaker 4: Woman, we're gonna lose so much money in healthcare and
Speaker 4: people are gonna die. Everyone's gonna The fact that she
Speaker 4: left that building in one piece is crazy. She she
Speaker 4: she wanted, she did die in the sixties. She would
Speaker 4: have just never left that building.
Speaker 2: Dude, she won, like that was the sports. Some guy
Speaker 2: would would have walked up to her and been like,
Speaker 2: I think I saw a person flash a gun, but
Speaker 2: security got him close one closet.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: The girl will charged the glass and there was a
Speaker 2: little crack, but I managed to get away.
Speaker 1: Insane.
Speaker 2: But what do you think is gonna happen with the
Speaker 2: next step with because that was a huge shot at Trump.
Speaker 3: I feel like it was eating this morning, like nothing happened.
Speaker 3: He did the Seinfeld thing where you like he he
Speaker 3: blew up at his boss, got fired, and then just
Speaker 3: walked into work the next day and pretended like nothing.
Speaker 1: And the tweets still up too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's kind of right. He can't do it about it,
Speaker 2: but to keep say up, that's very true. It is
Speaker 2: his website. But like, what's the that was such a
Speaker 2: that was such a you know, to us, technically it's
Speaker 2: not a big deal, but I know on the outside
Speaker 2: looking in, that's a fucking massive deal.
Speaker 3: Like you said, some people they missed out for the
Speaker 3: first time. Yeah, well that too. But like now the
Speaker 3: news has to talk about it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: They can't not mention that the richest man in the
Speaker 3: world who walked, who worked alongside the president, has just
Speaker 3: accused him of being his black book. So now like
Speaker 3: they have no choice, even if they're like probably like
Speaker 3: you know, determined to avoid it, and I'm sure they're
Speaker 3: tiptoeing around it. I bet even like MSNBC and CNN
Speaker 3: are probably.
Speaker 1: Like, well, you know, it's just conjecture.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're they're they're not gonna take it seriously. That
Speaker 2: it wasn't a per fucking sure there.
Speaker 3: Wasn't a painting of Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein's island
Speaker 3: wearing a dress.
Speaker 1: Dress wearing a dress, God damn it.
Speaker 2: The interview of Epstein being like, oh, Trump's best friend.
Speaker 2: He tells me everything in the presidency, sold a bunch
Speaker 2: of ship that he's not supposed to know. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: clearly Trump told that makes it crazy. Remember Trump was
Speaker 2: fucking like, dude, Jeffrey get kid Rock. Kid Rock does
Speaker 2: an interview talking I think to Tucker Carlson or some asshole,
Speaker 2: and he was like, yeah, Trump was just showing me
Speaker 2: all this stuff. And then even Kid Rock was like, bro,
Speaker 2: should I be seeing this stuff to Kid Rock? A
Speaker 2: fucking ship musician, dude, even that has nothing to do
Speaker 2: with anything. He's just hey, look at all this cool
Speaker 2: stuff that you clearly should it.
Speaker 1: No, you should be tilled fornnoying this stuff in kid
Speaker 1: rock whose brain is smoother than our baby and knows
Speaker 1: knows that he shouldn't be saying this ship.
Speaker 3: I gotta I gotta check I gotta check up on
Speaker 3: some like some country singers or like want. I wonder
Speaker 3: what Nudrien has to say, because he is man as
Speaker 3: we know, allegedly very clearly a pedophile.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean this allegation. The allegation is that he's
Speaker 1: clearly a pedophile. I said, everything is allegedly clearly allegedly obviously.
Speaker 4: Apologies you use English, right, my apology.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's allegend some very good strong word. Yeah. Songs
Speaker 1: are always like she was thirteen and I was thirty
Speaker 1: crazy and she was thirteen. I was like eight. And
Speaker 1: was that one song called like h like paedophile fever? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: seventeen thirty eight. Hey, Feddy Wat made that song kind
Speaker 1: of warned youth about it.
Speaker 4: That's why he's in jail right now.
Speaker 1: It all makes sense. He's jail petty in jail, you know,
Speaker 1: then he like pop his eye out and like somebody
Speaker 1: suit him.
Speaker 4: He got one good eye. He was he was he
Speaker 4: was he wasn't he was in the fact in the streets.
Speaker 4: He was very heavy in the streets, like he was.
Speaker 4: He was very involved with this. Guess was like after
Speaker 4: his career, like his music, he lost a lot of
Speaker 4: he didn't understand typical typical person that comes from nothing,
Speaker 4: didn't understand how much money he was getting. I mean,
Speaker 4: he figured it out later on, but he's still that's
Speaker 4: still millions and millions of dollars being gone after years.
Speaker 4: I thought, like, so he got back on the street
Speaker 4: ship and got involved in and fucking moving way, and he.
Speaker 2: Was like smart and like was like I'm done. I
Speaker 2: made enough money. Now I'm gonna invest.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: He started doing that later on, Like later on he started.
Speaker 2: Put all his money in like doze and something that'd
Speaker 2: be crazy.
Speaker 1: I lost all my money to you. Yeah, man, I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's a it's a fun time. It's a
Speaker 1: fun time right now, and I like steady.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: It feels hollowed to me, dude, Sorry, it feels hollowed
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 4: I don't know why, man. I feel like nothing's gonna
Speaker 4: change from it. It's gonna be a bunch of being like, well,
Speaker 4: you would have went there too, and it's like, huh.
Speaker 1: It's that it's I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think that's like centences and that will you to
Speaker 3: get away, like, well you can change anyways.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm just gonna not care.
Speaker 2: Like I get it. I agree, but I also think
Speaker 2: it's like you're better off.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like when people are just like unmotivated
Speaker 3: to do anything because like there's realities that like are
Speaker 3: keeping them at place. It's like, yeah, that maybe true,
Speaker 3: but you're better off like not thinking that way, because
Speaker 3: they're ultimately just gonna self sabotage yourself into a place
Speaker 3: where just nothing's gonna get done.
Speaker 4: So, like I don't get real right there. I don't
Speaker 4: consider myself a person at all. But I think the
Speaker 4: idea of when it comes to particularly this field, this
Speaker 4: information is not new. It's been brought around and said
Speaker 4: and screamed from the heavens.
Speaker 1: If it matters who says it? I mean it does.
Speaker 4: I guess it does.
Speaker 2: Look I'll be present again like this person. I'm willing
Speaker 2: to be wrong, dude, this person that's on Facebook.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm telling you, man, I never thought
Speaker 3: a million years I would say hear him say anything
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know I.
Speaker 2: Understand your sentiment too, though it's like one of those
Speaker 2: things it's like I hope I'm wrong kind of a thing.
Speaker 1: I hope I'm wrong, Like fuck.
Speaker 2: That would be great if the best I feel like
Speaker 2: we could come from this and would be so awesome.
Speaker 2: Is there where genuine concerns that actually cared about kids
Speaker 2: that were shocked to hear this news and they're so
Speaker 2: they actually finally use Google and look up all the
Speaker 2: obvious stuff of him being connected fires them up to
Speaker 2: the point where maybe they get all of their five
Speaker 2: thousand guns they have and do something crazy.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: My hope is that My hope is is that there
Speaker 3: that there's there are enough people within like the machine
Speaker 3: that kind of don't like how things are or or
Speaker 3: like kind of like typically kind of going along with
Speaker 3: them like this is my job whatever, who see the
Speaker 3: instability of both of these people and understand that they
Speaker 3: could stoke this to the point where like it falls apart,
Speaker 3: Like I hope, like if anyone's got any doctors up
Speaker 3: his ketamine, man, if you got any like handlers, if
Speaker 3: any handlers are out there, like put some more, put
Speaker 3: some more uppers in there, man, get them, get them energize,
Speaker 3: get them stoked them.
Speaker 1: Rug this motherfucker quite frankly, like I could give a fuck,
Speaker 1: but we can get we can get. Uh that, what's that?
Speaker 2: I Miles Trong still like it's a butt buddy of
Speaker 2: Elon Musk. Yeah, he tweeted him recently and said he
Speaker 2: put he's but he's putting his money on Elon Musk
Speaker 2: and stuff. This fucking guy. I wonder if there's somebody
Speaker 2: that can whisper to Chong, to whisper to Musk.
Speaker 1: To get him to wild out even crazier, you.
Speaker 2: Know, like we're just a couple of degrees. I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't talk to this dude. I'm sure the last
Speaker 2: time I know. We're making fun of him, and he
Speaker 2: like we're mad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're making fun of him because he he uh,
Speaker 3: well he threw like a white phosphorus on a dog
Speaker 3: or something something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was something like that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then yeah, he flash banded a dog.
Speaker 2: I think there was there was the allegation that he
Speaker 2: flashed he because he's a he's a notorious swatter, so
Speaker 2: he so he got he got a dog's flash bang.
Speaker 2: That's the the allegation that's but the one thing, the
Speaker 2: one thing that's not even allegation that just we've seen
Speaker 2: the evidence.
Speaker 1: We've all seen the evidence that he tried uh adding
Speaker 1: a YouTuber name. Uh forget no, no, no, no, he ever
Speaker 1: got his name.
Speaker 4: The same sphere of piece of person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, yeah, well I would I would argue there
Speaker 1: a little different.
Speaker 3: Frank is he's he's just kind of unhinged in like
Speaker 3: kind of like a troll weirdo.
Speaker 1: He's a troll, He's a he's a what would you
Speaker 1: call it.
Speaker 2: I think he's just an ultimate I think he's the
Speaker 2: ultimate grifter where he's he's very good at staying lashed
Speaker 2: onto someone who's relevant or charismatic or something.
Speaker 1: So because right now his uh, his stream that he
Speaker 1: does or whatever is doing.
Speaker 2: Really well, at least apparently I see their clip channel,
Speaker 2: and there was a clip that I did.
Speaker 1: I mentioned, oh I mintioned at the very end.
Speaker 2: Of the show about Ethan Ralph arguing with a pre
Speaker 2: recorded audi.
Speaker 1: Man, I still haven't seen that. It's I gotta look
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 2: I gotta, I got I'll find it in because it's
Speaker 2: Jared Taylor Taylor, right, he thinks it's Jared Taylor. He
Speaker 2: thinks he's arguing with Jared Taylor, which is imagine.
Speaker 4: Being that hollow bro like that like that empty he
Speaker 4: is just he is, he might as well get possessed
Speaker 4: by like someone else, might as well occupy his body.
Speaker 4: You know, sometimes he's so empty.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I I you know, I'm I don't. I'm not
Speaker 2: really into uppers and downers. I don't really do much stuff,
Speaker 2: But sometimes I'm like, maybe I should, because to get
Speaker 2: to that state of mind where you can't tell that
Speaker 2: the core recording that's continuously talking, it's not stopping with you.
Speaker 1: One time this is he's like, good evening, I'm ken Bestina,
Speaker 1: and you're like, what are you doing? What are you?
Speaker 1: What are you doing here? Get out of here? Welcome back? Then, dude,
Speaker 1: that's good stuff. You gotta be feeling good.
Speaker 2: Your brain's got to be doing stuff that like maybe
Speaker 2: I should experiment. Maybe I'll write music differently. You know,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of things I never really.
Speaker 4: Music has been like the go to sense, it's beginning
Speaker 4: of humanity.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm a weed being that thing for
Speaker 1: a lot of people, but like we just makes me
Speaker 1: too tired to do anything. Mmmm. It makes me think
Speaker 1: of funny things, but like, I don't know if it
Speaker 1: helps me with music at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never I just it just comes to It
Speaker 2: just comes to me when I'm relaxed and chilling.
Speaker 1: And I'm the most creative when i'm tired though. Really yeah,
Speaker 1: oh man, but I'm fleeting.
Speaker 4: Really, I'm like, I'm creative, but I'm like, I don't know,
Speaker 4: I'm heading. I'm heading towards sleep mode. I'm like, if
Speaker 4: I don't have, you mean, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3: To sleep because your mind's kind of like you're less
Speaker 3: focused on making sure it things makes sense.
Speaker 1: You're just kind of you're more willing to kind of
Speaker 1: throw ideas out that you otherwise would maybe overthink and
Speaker 1: not say. I think maybe is what you're clueing. It
Speaker 1: is kind of like being on drugs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well anyway, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know, I just have too much anxiety, Like I'll
Speaker 1: the the idea of when I'm not in control or
Speaker 1: you think you're gonna get like addicted or something. It's
Speaker 1: more of like the not that I think I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be addicted. I just don't like that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I I would like to not feel like
Speaker 2: this anymore and then but the drug is still in
Speaker 2: my system and it's still doing his thing, so which.
Speaker 1: Gets me like a little ancient like, oh, is it
Speaker 1: gonna get even stronger? Is?
Speaker 2: It's one of those things to where I just don't
Speaker 2: like uh cz like smoking people that haven't gotten there.
Speaker 1: I haven't done haven't. I haven't done anything.
Speaker 2: I've weed and I did a I did a dab
Speaker 2: one time, which was that's crazy. It was offered to
Speaker 2: me and it was even like that, like brother, I was,
Speaker 2: I was high before I exhaled.
Speaker 1: It was crazy.
Speaker 3: It was No, I don't think so I'm not really
Speaker 3: a weed guy either, like I like, sometimes.
Speaker 4: That are the worst we experience.
Speaker 1: You can have what is that wax?
Speaker 4: They just heat up the watch straight up and you
Speaker 4: inhale them. It's the worst thing about it.
Speaker 2: It's like this means that you've smoked so much, the
Speaker 2: strongest weed to the point where it does nothing for you.
Speaker 2: Now you have to you basically almost have to be
Speaker 2: like a heroin addict where you have to have a
Speaker 2: torch and you gotta you gotta like it.
Speaker 1: It's too many extra.
Speaker 4: It looks like how fucking people used to cook fucking
Speaker 4: beans on the frontier. It looks like that where it's
Speaker 4: a can't like a little fucking disc and then you
Speaker 4: put the wax on it and then you trap it
Speaker 4: and then you in the hall. Dude, I I never
Speaker 4: came and I smoked dabs maybe four times in my life,
Speaker 4: and every time I one time I smoked it, finished
Speaker 4: it hit started bleeding out of my nose.
Speaker 1: The other time, I like yelled really loud. He mentioned
Speaker 1: this before and everything. We were like, that's not weed, brother,
Speaker 1: No it is. It was what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It might have been weed, but like not, that's a
Speaker 2: bigger problem, my guy.
Speaker 1: I took a hit and I yelled like a fucking like.
Speaker 4: Drank beer drank. It's like that shit is such a
Speaker 4: bad I think that's what put me off weed. I
Speaker 4: think that was like, I don't I don't like this anymore.
Speaker 2: I would imagine, Yeah, if I had something like that
Speaker 2: happened to me, to me, Uh I I was at
Speaker 2: a McDonald's.
Speaker 1: Uh hell, yeah, what do you call it? The drive through? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was done the drive through and I was sandwiched. Right,
Speaker 2: you're in the you know you're in the middle, and uh,
Speaker 2: I guess this joint that that my friend gave me
Speaker 2: was way too powerful.
Speaker 1: I don't know what was in it.
Speaker 2: Bro, I was like, it's a battery, it's a double a.
Speaker 1: Brother, whatever was in it.
Speaker 2: I was like five seconds away from abandoning my car,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 4: I was, I can't do this. I can't be in
Speaker 4: this car anymore. Bro, I can't be.
Speaker 1: I couldn't. It was, it was, I was so I
Speaker 1: got so it hit me so hard.
Speaker 2: That yeah, it was almost ran away, dude, I almost
Speaker 2: because I was just like I need, I need to breathe.
Speaker 2: And but it sucked that I was. I was like,
Speaker 2: I can't move, my car is completely trapped.
Speaker 1: But I think you have panic attacks? Well I will
Speaker 1: from being too high. Yeah, but I.
Speaker 4: Think I think it doesn't have a probably have a
Speaker 4: panic disorder in general, and I think being high break wall.
Speaker 2: To be fair, this might have been I don't remember
Speaker 2: exactly what this might have been before I was diagnosed
Speaker 2: with my trabile prolapse, which was causing I hadn't.
Speaker 1: I remember this very vividly. This is O sick.
Speaker 2: So when I wasn't diagnosed, but I was still having
Speaker 2: pan attacks because when my the prolapse is shooting blood
Speaker 2: you know, backwards right causes my body a freak out.
Speaker 2: So I was having a panic attack. My roommate at
Speaker 2: the time was like, hey, man, just smoke, it'll calm
Speaker 2: me down. He gives me the craziest ship, you know, right,
Speaker 2: like everybody now smokes some crazy ship that I can't handle.
Speaker 1: So I'm smoking.
Speaker 2: He's playing got goofy on it.
Speaker 4: It's got it's got goofy drawn really poorly on it.
Speaker 4: Just tell it's goofy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: He got like bloodshot eyes.
Speaker 4: A fucking angled out too far and you're like, yo,
Speaker 4: what is that?
Speaker 1: Don't worry, don't worry about it. It was due. I
Speaker 1: took VI.
Speaker 2: It's in a vial. I tried to chill. He was
Speaker 2: wing Arkham night on like the hardest setting, and you
Speaker 2: thought you were getting beat up by Batman in the house.
Speaker 2: It was it actually started instead of feeling bad from started.
Speaker 1: He started freaking me out.
Speaker 3: He was watching her that He did that thing where
Speaker 3: like you you zipling up to a roof and then
Speaker 3: the man bat pops.
Speaker 1: Over and he was inside.
Speaker 2: It was he was inside, he was inside of It
Speaker 2: was just the It was just I don't know him
Speaker 2: sneaking behind me.
Speaker 1: It just I had to go outside. Never that high.
Speaker 1: I went.
Speaker 2: I went outside and the transformer, the fucking outside was
Speaker 2: buzzing so loud that it was freaking me out.
Speaker 1: Dude was ripple saw after his prime outside buzzing at
Speaker 1: this transformer. Sam, we're Sam, you killed him? You did it?
Speaker 4: Points at you like three d you you killed.
Speaker 1: Saram, Derek, I am more than meat. And he turns
Speaker 1: into I don't know, fucking turned into a bird that
Speaker 1: flies into the theovan. He turned to the deal man
Speaker 1: all like Bernie and uh je Van good.
Speaker 3: Guy makes me cry, but I kind of like it also,
Speaker 3: I guess I like the.
Speaker 1: Guys that are doing it. You know the guy. You
Speaker 1: can have a beer with them.
Speaker 7: You can get I don't know man like you just
Speaker 7: gotta have a beer one of these geniize.
Speaker 4: My grandpa, my dad, My dad was my grandpa some
Speaker 4: ship like that.
Speaker 1: Later my dad is my grandpa. Al right, buy it's
Speaker 1: not I'm so old.
Speaker 4: It wasious. It's crazy. That was like seventy when he
Speaker 4: conceived them. That is crazy, his dad. That makes perfect sense.
Speaker 4: That can't be real. Probably you're probably exaggerating. It can't
Speaker 4: be many fifty.
Speaker 2: We had a kid recently. It was like a like
Speaker 2: a I think one of the gangs tractors. Oh, Robert
Speaker 2: Niro was it?
Speaker 1: Robert? I think Zonal Pacino. Oh, it might be both
Speaker 1: of my mind. They locked arms. Martin Scorsese had a
Speaker 1: baby recently, maybe came out with eyebrows. It's cema cinema.
Speaker 2: When absolutely vomit all over my chest.
Speaker 4: I shot, absolutely, I absolutely shot all the way my
Speaker 4: back into my hair.
Speaker 1: No, the I've that's so interesting.
Speaker 3: I've never been anxious one like it's it's never made
Speaker 3: me like like paranoid or like, have.
Speaker 4: You smoked the areas where you don't feel comfortable? Because
Speaker 4: that's what happens literally.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've Yeah, I mean my first the first time
Speaker 3: I smoked me and I was in like a weird
Speaker 3: party that I didn't.
Speaker 4: Really But did you feel comfortable? Did you have?
Speaker 1: Like did you start? Because I'm never comfortable. I've never
Speaker 1: been comfortable, So you're probably just having a all the time.
Speaker 1: When you're laying on the couch enjoying a game, I'm
Speaker 1: always thinking about like what I should be doing instead. Yeah,
Speaker 1: even when it's like your job and you should be doing.
Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy, like I still feel it, Like I
Speaker 3: still I still wear my parents being like, give me
Speaker 3: on the game all that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just fucking sitting down doing nothing.
Speaker 2: It's just like Chris killed Koreans with me, Chris, What
Speaker 2: the fuck are you doing, Chris, Chris, I need your help, man.
Speaker 2: What the fuck are we doing?
Speaker 4: Chris?
Speaker 1: My dad never killed Kerry.
Speaker 2: I snuck out of these drenches and here you are
Speaker 2: playing the video games all kill Vietnam kids.
Speaker 1: Come on, Chris, get the fuck up Via made. Where
Speaker 1: was that game? Where was that dad? Dad?
Speaker 4: I don't know. He does something to you that, like
Speaker 4: you just you just notice him moving around you real fast,
Speaker 4: and then you wake up twelve hours later you're like,
Speaker 4: I gotta move out.
Speaker 1: I can't lift you this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my dad physically assaulting me is so hilarious because
Speaker 2: because because it is so alien. He's not that kind
Speaker 2: of guy, not really, which is Weird's I think when
Speaker 2: I was like really.
Speaker 3: Young, I think I got spanked once and then I
Speaker 3: think I remember he was like.
Speaker 1: Oh he had a flashback. Then I think he was
Speaker 1: just like I don't know if I should be maybe not.
Speaker 1: This is when I spanked VI Kong's head in the face.
Speaker 1: You have my fucking magazine. Imagine slapping a baby's head.
Speaker 1: Dad is crazy, you know, the this is the this
Speaker 1: is what really happened.
Speaker 2: He told me that there was a woman, you know,
Speaker 2: she freezed there like freeze, and then she was like, oh,
Speaker 2: screaming and stuff, and then her baby came out, like
Speaker 2: so the premature baby. And then one of his best friend,
Speaker 2: his best friend got spooked when the baby came out
Speaker 2: and actually shot her.
Speaker 1: What do you mean spooked?
Speaker 2: And then the the baby's crying and stuff, and they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: shot up, you're gonna give away a position.
Speaker 1: So then your dad had a position, so you know
Speaker 1: where he was in.
Speaker 2: So Jordan Pearson was there. He was very young, but
Speaker 2: he was there. He was like, define position. He was like, shot,
Speaker 2: you're gonna give away a position, like the baby. And
Speaker 2: then he was like, you're gonna have to spank the
Speaker 2: baby's head. And then your dad spank the baby.
Speaker 1: I like the idea of him in a trench somewhere.
Speaker 1: He's like, we gotta make it over to the we
Speaker 1: gotta make it over the quadrant. It was like, define
Speaker 1: make it. Jordan, hold this a grenade. Define grenade.
Speaker 4: Imagine giving and kicking them.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know how they Why is it making this?
Speaker 1: Why is it making this clicking off? I've also not
Speaker 1: been anxious on mushrooms either. They haven't really I don't
Speaker 1: want to try. They're really not that there.
Speaker 3: I find in most scenarios outside of like outside of
Speaker 3: things that I just don't want to fuck with at all,
Speaker 3: like fucking heroin or something, you know, just like I
Speaker 3: don't even know what the fuck man. I'm more like
Speaker 3: math or something like I have no interest. But like
Speaker 3: in my experience both like weed alcohol as well, and
Speaker 3: like mushrooms, like the way that people describe that ship
Speaker 3: or the way that people portray it is so fucking
Speaker 3: foreigned ridiculous compared to like what it actually is. It's
Speaker 3: like remember when I was I rememberhen I would see
Speaker 3: like weed depicted in like movie, and then the people
Speaker 3: are like people like fucking seeing hallucinations and shit.
Speaker 1: I'm like, brother, what the fuck that's not weed? Man?
Speaker 3: Yeah the hell you're doing? And mushrooms people are like
Speaker 3: I saw a fucking goat swim out of the floor.
Speaker 3: It's like, no, dude, yeah, Like what the fuck are
Speaker 3: like I can't even imagine how many mushrooms you would
Speaker 3: have to take that, I think exactly.
Speaker 2: I think some people take like they always do, like
Speaker 2: the the extreme end them only doing seventeen pounds of mushrooms.
Speaker 4: Imagine being able to like that seventeen pounds. I couldn't
Speaker 4: stomach that.
Speaker 2: I couldn't You can't hold can't hold stomach because imagine
Speaker 2: because mushrooms apparently taste fucking horrible.
Speaker 1: They're not great.
Speaker 3: Uh, they're specifically the way that you're that you do
Speaker 3: them with like psilocybin and like lemon tecking with like
Speaker 3: lemon juice and ships to extract all that shit. It's
Speaker 3: it's kind of vile because like it doesn't taste. It's
Speaker 3: not that it tastes bad. It's the texture and the
Speaker 3: smell that are like really rough, like your body's telling
Speaker 3: you like, don't this is this is poison.
Speaker 1: Strue, and then you feel poison for a little bit too.
Speaker 4: So it's like, yeah, I can't do that.
Speaker 1: I haven't done it.
Speaker 2: I just wonder if since I'm pretty stable, I wonder
Speaker 2: if it will unlock some stuff that will make me
Speaker 2: a little unstable. Oh you think so, yeah, only because
Speaker 2: I don't feel there's just because there's a lot of
Speaker 2: people I've known at least that where I want to
Speaker 2: they want to take it to find peace or find
Speaker 2: something that might be missing like that.
Speaker 1: I know some uh, I have a part.
Speaker 2: Native American guy that was very into like the spirits
Speaker 2: on all that bullshit and maybe.
Speaker 1: Like I mean, yeah, of course that's redundant on there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So being on that journey side of it
Speaker 2: and stuff, and I'm like, well, I don't feel like
Speaker 2: I'm missing or lacking anything. And what if I, like, say,
Speaker 2: for example, people that they are strange from their dads
Speaker 2: that feel very upset about it. I don't feel upset
Speaker 2: about it at all, Like I'm not a strike my
Speaker 2: dad Donald was four.
Speaker 1: I don't feel.
Speaker 2: Like I don't feel any sort of way about it,
Speaker 2: even though it's like somebody I don't.
Speaker 4: Know I think I've worked with that's very rude. I
Speaker 4: feel like that. I feel like crying about that shit
Speaker 4: is like should that kids do?
Speaker 2: Like I don't know, Like I see, like what if
Speaker 2: what if unlock like you trip, you have a crazy trip,
Speaker 2: but it really unlocks something that's so deep down that
Speaker 2: like the part of the party with that because so
Speaker 2: there's there's another person that would have my same experience
Speaker 2: and feel like you you let me down.
Speaker 1: Dad, You fucking did drugs that crazy ship your left does.
Speaker 1: And I'm like he sucked around. You know what I
Speaker 1: did you I guess you know he found out, dude,
Speaker 1: I did therapy. I don't need the last time you
Speaker 1: cried actually.
Speaker 2: Like in a I got a sadness just like just
Speaker 2: as an emotional release at all. I mean yeah, at all.
Speaker 2: Dang like maybe like four maybe not from like an
Speaker 2: allergy or something.
Speaker 1: When you saw me last my grandma, that was like
Speaker 1: when was that like five years ago?
Speaker 2: That's last cried five years ago? That's crazy, not good.
Speaker 2: I don't think I crazy.
Speaker 4: The thing is that I literally learned tools to work
Speaker 4: through my like my my emotions.
Speaker 1: I don't think I think he's a powder tag.
Speaker 4: And I did. I did the groundwork right. Like. It's
Speaker 4: not like I'm not someone that's like holds in my feelings.
Speaker 4: If I feel bad about something, I express that, I
Speaker 4: talk about it, but I don't foster. I just done it.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's I just never.
Speaker 4: I'm not like I'm not like someone that's not crying
Speaker 4: and then is like full of problems.
Speaker 1: I've already well worked through my problems. I don't know,
Speaker 1: not off.
Speaker 3: I just it's a wild amount of time to get
Speaker 3: like not even like a movie or something.
Speaker 1: But that doesn't that's not what I mean.
Speaker 4: Like if I'm like, I'm sad and I'm.
Speaker 1: Not well, he said, like any anything I said, anything
Speaker 1: I cried from this is us.
Speaker 4: So maybe like last year, last year I cried for
Speaker 4: Michelle was really sad and I cried.
Speaker 1: That's not nearly as bad.
Speaker 2: I don't you would agree that five years without crying
Speaker 2: at all is crazy.
Speaker 4: Crying from being like my feelings hurt me so bad,
Speaker 4: I'm crying. I think that's a little What do you
Speaker 4: mean my feelings hurt me? Like I'm sad. I'm crying
Speaker 4: from Adams, like genuine sad, Like.
Speaker 1: Yes, this means you haven't had like a bad experience.
Speaker 2: That's not marry Yeah I don't, I don't, You're not feelings.
Speaker 3: When I take streams, I cry and it's not like
Speaker 3: a sad cry. Just got of my my eyes like
Speaker 3: water like crazy because I'm poisoned.
Speaker 1: So so that's like allergy cry.
Speaker 3: Kind of, it's more like it's not It's not like
Speaker 3: a depressing cry.
Speaker 4: I cried laughing last week during the podcast, Like that's
Speaker 4: like a.
Speaker 1: Different not that either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want you to when you feel when your
Speaker 2: chest feels heavy, you actually feel.
Speaker 4: Like when I'm hurting and I'm crying.
Speaker 1: Move like when you realize you've never heard.
Speaker 2: Like a beautiful piece of music that it moved you.
Speaker 2: I don't cry from it. I get like chills. That's different,
Speaker 2: Like I feel like it's chills is my head. I
Speaker 2: think I think it's still you feel moved by No,
Speaker 2: like a lot of times chillsen to me. Is more
Speaker 2: I would say, like an inspired feeling. Man, that feels
Speaker 2: fucking great, this is awesome. Moved is like say, like
Speaker 2: when I heard I cried, I was like I literally said, wow, wow.
Speaker 4: I don't have that. I don't get that kind of feeling.
Speaker 2: I I think it's wild, but I I really.
Speaker 1: It's I can't express.
Speaker 2: Enough how good of a feeling it is to hear
Speaker 2: something so beautiful that it's almost like say, you know,
Speaker 2: hearing your not for me. But like I was saying,
Speaker 2: some people you've seen them, they're reciting wedding vows and
Speaker 2: they start breaking down something that's so like beautiful to you,
Speaker 2: a very beautiful moment, Like I've heard some pieces of
Speaker 2: music and then I just think that, like I can't
Speaker 2: believe that this is even possible to be made, and
Speaker 2: like over.
Speaker 4: I respect, I respect the fact that you can.
Speaker 2: It's like I feel like it to me, it's it's
Speaker 2: the way that I feel when you're so black, it.
Speaker 1: Is a very your big that's gay. It is a
Speaker 1: very like I don't mean, I don't mean.
Speaker 2: It is the very the black male, the black experience
Speaker 2: of of not be you can't let your emotions out.
Speaker 4: I have no problem to my emotions out, though if
Speaker 4: you let your emotions out there, like I would shoot you.
Speaker 3: That's why you can't do it. That's why you can't
Speaker 3: do it. No, it's seventy looks like people come shoot
Speaker 3: you if you cry.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have.
Speaker 4: I guess it's like I feel. I feel like that's
Speaker 4: just I feel.
Speaker 2: I really mean this, you know the way I don't
Speaker 2: agree when people say this about like religion, like I
Speaker 2: wish you could feel what I feel.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, you're crazy. But what I mean about
Speaker 1: like when it.
Speaker 2: Because it's like but however, I can't discount how they
Speaker 2: actually feel. But I just I just think that that's
Speaker 2: like a faux experience, but like something that actually sounds
Speaker 2: like there's I sometimes feel like, oh, how why does
Speaker 2: this not happen to certain people? Like or they see
Speaker 2: like a like a sunset that's so fucking beautiful that
Speaker 2: it's overwhelming to them.
Speaker 1: Like I feel like crying from that is so like
Speaker 1: I feel like I still his face feel was crunched up.
Speaker 4: He's like, it just feels so like I understand. I
Speaker 4: don't know. I feel like being moved by something, being
Speaker 4: moved to tears feels excessive because the thing for me
Speaker 4: is that like when I when I feel something, when
Speaker 4: I love something, I think it should be important for
Speaker 4: me to convey how much I really care about it.
Speaker 4: And and this is fine if someone's like, oh, I
Speaker 4: see something beautiful and I cried from it, that's cool
Speaker 4: for you. But for me, when I want to shed
Speaker 4: tears about something, it needs to matter.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be.
Speaker 4: I shouldn't be expelling how I feel or writing symphonies
Speaker 4: about everything I find beautiful because I could be. I
Speaker 4: can spend days doing that.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not even talking about it's this is
Speaker 2: the this is an uncontrollable feeling.
Speaker 4: I don't have that feeling too often.
Speaker 2: I feel like that is kind of being a little
Speaker 2: bit cut off from like the human experience.
Speaker 4: I think that's not your experience with his mind, you know.
Speaker 1: I think that he's like, he's like Spider Man can
Speaker 1: cry for me, thank you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, It's like, okay, I think that's beautiful.
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, I like to be fair, to
Speaker 2: be fair, I didn't so like. I didn't cry at
Speaker 2: clar Obscure at the ending. I didn't cry like a
Speaker 2: lot of people did. I don't know how you cried
Speaker 2: that A lot of I can't even understand how you
Speaker 2: cried that ending.
Speaker 1: See that's what I mean, though, I feel like you're
Speaker 1: kind of cut off a little bit. I a little bit.
Speaker 1: I teared up at parts of it.
Speaker 2: It was very it was very it was it was
Speaker 2: very like I I got way more emotional carrying the
Speaker 2: Jennif page for example.
Speaker 1: But it was because it was such a long journey.
Speaker 4: When when Arthur's horse died, that moment was fucking like sad.
Speaker 4: I was like, it was like give me, he put
Speaker 4: his hand. I'm like dang Twinkles dead, that kept the
Speaker 4: same horse the whole game. That first god I kept
Speaker 4: him was like, I love you, Twinkle, You're my best friend.
Speaker 3: That moment got so undercut for me because I named
Speaker 3: my horse Halo three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually nabled like Batman or mister Ship.
Speaker 4: I mean I named my Twinkle. I'm not much better.
Speaker 3: I turned off and had the conversation with him in
Speaker 3: the nun That's a great.
Speaker 4: And now that Ruman's completely ruined.
Speaker 3: To be, I still think it worked, like it kind
Speaker 3: of fucks me up a little bit still because but
Speaker 3: I also do like if I if I see it,
Speaker 3: I am reminded of the little little Ah, the little
Speaker 3: little kid Jack sitting in his place, A little ruin
Speaker 3: for you a little bit. But it's I can still
Speaker 3: It's almost like whether or not I choose to turn
Speaker 3: it on or off, Like I can choose to, like
Speaker 3: just the conditions have to be right, I mean bad
Speaker 3: to me, where like I'm watching Breaking Bad again, yeah,
Speaker 3: just because I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's like it's a show I've seen so many times.
Speaker 3: I could just put it on the background, but like
Speaker 3: there are mean moments in that show that like I
Speaker 3: am aware that their mean moments, but they don't lose
Speaker 3: the gravity because I'm watching them in context.
Speaker 1: I think it's easy to do.
Speaker 2: I just think a lot of people, Yeah, I like
Speaker 2: to me, the conditions have to be right. Like say,
Speaker 2: I specifically didn't cry for like clear up screw because
Speaker 2: I was playing really tired and not as engaged. But
Speaker 2: say if I was a lot more engaged. But there's
Speaker 2: certain things, I still have this Pavlovian response, like a
Speaker 2: life of Pie, I still have if I see this
Speaker 2: one specific scene.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that movie.
Speaker 2: It's the scene where basically when he's finally rescued and
Speaker 2: then fucking Richard Parker just.
Speaker 1: Hey, are you spoilers? Don't you're gonna watch fifteen Get
Speaker 1: Around fifty movie?
Speaker 2: The only reason I didn't even respect because I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't think you're gonna watch You're not a movie guy,
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 1: I'm just so my attention is so bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I just I just felt like, you know,
Speaker 2: but even with what I just said, you won't know
Speaker 2: what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: I saw the Nis game, Oh you saw that? Good?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I felt about it. Oh you don't like it?
Speaker 3: And they have to watch it again because I didn't
Speaker 3: really like, no, you know what it was? The numbers
Speaker 3: fucking confused me.
Speaker 1: Because I was like, what are they fighting over again? Oh?
Speaker 3: Like, what is what is happening? Like it was like
Speaker 3: twenty five percent. I didn't really understand what it took me.
Speaker 2: Dude, we missed the first ten minutes of the movie,
Speaker 2: so I was like, so I was, I didn't understand
Speaker 2: what was happening at first, but then they brilliantly did
Speaker 2: a good job even as the story was progressing kind
Speaker 2: of coming around to It's like somebody could walk in
Speaker 2: the middle of it and kind of catch up.
Speaker 3: And that's great storytelling to me. Yeah, the rip that
Speaker 3: I watched started halfway in.
Speaker 4: That's crazy I saw. I saw fun.
Speaker 1: I was kind of that's pretty. That's a great.
Speaker 4: Experience I saw yesterday and that was awesome.
Speaker 1: I guess you saw final this and I don't know
Speaker 1: why you would see that, but.
Speaker 4: I und Lily, one of our other friends, was it fun? Yeah,
Speaker 4: it was a one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I saw a scene of a kid getting crushed with
Speaker 3: a piano? Is that like cracked me?
Speaker 1: Is that real? Isn't that like an old one? Or
Speaker 1: that happened in this one.
Speaker 4: Maybe I don't know, I've seen like the just I said,
Speaker 4: maybe it happened.
Speaker 1: In an old one. No, but like it did it
Speaker 1: happen when you stop it in this one?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, So I don't know. I just remember seeing It's
Speaker 2: probably my mind. I probably from.
Speaker 4: This I watched and I was like, this movie is
Speaker 4: really cool, but also it like it. The more you
Speaker 4: think about it, the more it just gets so like, oh,
Speaker 4: we shouldn't be alive?
Speaker 1: Did they? They finally mister final?
Speaker 4: There was a final Tony Tony Todd was his name.
Speaker 4: He was in it.
Speaker 2: He's dead now, Yeah, unfortunately he was in the first one.
Speaker 2: I think he's in all of them.
Speaker 1: The first guy. He's in the first one.
Speaker 3: He goes like, you can't cheat death is one mean bone,
Speaker 3: Daddy or some ship bone. He says some crazy jivelne
Speaker 3: in like that movie. It's supposed to be like some
Speaker 3: black blues player. That's what it sounds. It sounds like
Speaker 3: something like black blues. I mean he talks, he's like
Speaker 3: a one. I think he's like even venoms, like.
Speaker 1: Is one bad death? Is one bad mother? Jack?
Speaker 3: And he said something like you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: It's like that it's very weird way, like the way
Speaker 3: he's in the first.
Speaker 4: Thing, Why did they write him like he's like talking
Speaker 4: because it's five. I haven't heard whatever man I do
Speaker 4: moving around with giver me talking like I would experienced
Speaker 4: direct my.
Speaker 2: Janitor speaks to my mom still holds onto a look
Speaker 2: because like jive kind of died out even with a kid.
Speaker 2: The people, so the people grew up with it, even
Speaker 2: that it became uncool for them mostly too. So a
Speaker 2: lot of that just you know, like us growing up,
Speaker 2: there are certain terms that grew up like in the nineties,
Speaker 2: or certain things that we don't We don't say psych anymore.
Speaker 1: We don't py like it's just done for like buster
Speaker 1: Buster was a good one.
Speaker 4: People said, Buster, I feel like you're here. People said, you.
Speaker 1: Watch yourself buster Buster. That one that's that's like, that's
Speaker 1: like I've never heard that in my life.
Speaker 4: American slide sling like American like, oh yeah, watch out Buster,
Speaker 4: Like what a what a street hood would say?
Speaker 2: There was a lot of right here street hood would
Speaker 2: say buster Cali buster is like because call it someone
Speaker 2: a buster is like calling someone.
Speaker 4: A weirdo or like a freak over here, like being
Speaker 4: called a buster is really not okay to be called
Speaker 4: because that's like fight worthy.
Speaker 1: I guess it's insane today.
Speaker 4: Probably if you go like where hood Fellers are.
Speaker 2: Wood Fellas, that was like I would say the gen
Speaker 2: x is that was. They used that language a lot too.
Speaker 4: There's even though you're a lame those people.
Speaker 7: Like Buster Brown, there's get out of here, Buster Brown,
Speaker 7: You're a fucking weirdo. Weirdo, get a load of this guy,
Speaker 7: Get a load of this. That's my favorite, Get a
Speaker 7: load of this guy.
Speaker 4: Because it's so it's really dehumanizing, even though it's not
Speaker 4: supposed to be.
Speaker 1: The Ross meme that is, like.
Speaker 3: The Ross meme of get a load of this N
Speaker 3: word is is pretty iconic. That wouldn't be nearly as
Speaker 3: funny if it wasn't for his face. Man, there's like
Speaker 3: a face that he's doing that I can't quite pinpoint,
Speaker 3: Like it's it's such it's like a Rorsch test of
Speaker 3: emotions where like you can't quite like, what does he
Speaker 3: feel about this N word? Like you're not a like
Speaker 3: like he's pointing out to he's he's he's asking you
Speaker 3: to pay attention. He's saying, get a load of this guy.
Speaker 3: You see this No, no, but that's what That's what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. It's like there's no judgment or like there's
Speaker 3: nothing in it. It's just like, look at this guy
Speaker 3: and then it's like a roar shack based on how
Speaker 3: you feel about this guy.
Speaker 1: I think that you project onto it.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's so weirdly neutral that face.
Speaker 2: It could be it could mean a lot of things, right.
Speaker 2: It could be somebody's just like a really big clown
Speaker 2: saying a bunch of dumb stuff and it's like, you
Speaker 2: know this guy, or it can be you know, somebody's
Speaker 2: raping someone in the background.
Speaker 1: He's like, get o this, get this guy. He's not
Speaker 1: doing anything about it.
Speaker 3: He's like Peter Parker's by too, where he's like you
Speaker 3: see the guy getting rugged and he's like a.
Speaker 4: Hot while this guy's getting fucking bisected. Someone's getting ripped
Speaker 4: into and he's like he's just.
Speaker 2: Like his guts to like like he's getting That was
Speaker 2: me yesterday.
Speaker 3: That was me yesterday walking down the street after reading
Speaker 3: those tweets from Elon, We're like, trumpet, we're fighting.
Speaker 1: I was just like strolling, just feeling good. I put
Speaker 1: that song On actually.
Speaker 4: The Ballerina, very pleasant song, and I'm like, yay, it's
Speaker 4: so good.
Speaker 2: I hope Trump is ready to fight back. I hope
Speaker 2: he's ready for Like, what is he gonna say next?
Speaker 1: Elon's gay?
Speaker 4: Got him?
Speaker 2: He said the N word, which is crazy because he's African,
Speaker 2: but not but not the right guy, not the right guy.
Speaker 1: He's not my African. He's not my African. Dude, you
Speaker 1: think he's about the South African. He's gonna he's gonna come.
Speaker 3: Down hard, be so funny, Elon, that's never gonna happen.
Speaker 1: But that is hysterical crazy. No I heard Elon? Was
Speaker 1: he didn't? He stayed here on a No what is
Speaker 1: it was like a school visa, was like a school visa.
Speaker 1: But he clearly was working. He was working. He was
Speaker 1: working because he.
Speaker 2: Said illegal little African, and we're gonna show him what for?
Speaker 1: I sick of ice? Show him what for? Show him what?
Speaker 1: Show him? Boys? When I hear when I hear like
Speaker 1: like words like ruffian, yeah they're do well and something
Speaker 1: like oh it was pretty good if I do say
Speaker 1: so myself, like these people so very very noble. What for?
Speaker 1: Show him?
Speaker 4: What for?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? What is for fine for Well,
Speaker 1: that's actually which four is it? That would actually be
Speaker 1: a good question for him. But uh, all right, let's
Speaker 1: move on some question. Let's get some of these out
Speaker 1: of the way. Yeah, so we got got a question
Speaker 1: from Drew py bowlesy bowls.
Speaker 2: That's that's good, It's not bad.
Speaker 3: I remember you could go over to Patreon cons a
Speaker 3: snark tank asked us questions over there, ad free, early access,
Speaker 3: all that, ship, exclusive episodes, all that, all that, all
Speaker 3: the acoutrements. All right, Drew, be both. This is gonna
Speaker 3: be a hard one to answer. Okay, I hope you
Speaker 3: guys are ready for this. This is the question that sentry.
Speaker 2: Would you rather be the rapist or the victim?
Speaker 1: Depends on who's raping. I think, uh, yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: you know what. I guess I'm the victim.
Speaker 2: Because to say I would rather be a rapist is
Speaker 2: kind of a no wind scenario.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd rather be the victim.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the rapist.
Speaker 2: That sucks because then all the oops, I'm a rapist, now,
Speaker 2: oops a rapists?
Speaker 1: Yeah, cap and crunch, that's that's the White House brand
Speaker 1: cereal face whoops in main to But sometimes we found
Speaker 1: in these situations.
Speaker 4: I hate that guy want I want him to be
Speaker 4: struck by lightning so bad.
Speaker 1: It'll be struck by dumb limp British lightning though.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, excuse it's just like it's just annoying. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I want to how struck by lightning in a year, brigs,
Speaker 2: people get struck by lightning in a year.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Wouldn't even be able to notice because they
Speaker 1: would look the same.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like fucking blood Borne and the meaning they
Speaker 4: all look like blood bored that ship is so crazy.
Speaker 4: The way people puts up. I love that because they do.
Speaker 8: Look the picture of the of the guy and the
Speaker 8: picture of that guy in Bloodborne that looks like the
Speaker 8: Biziark Horse is one of my favorite images because it's
Speaker 8: always paired with some guy and going like.
Speaker 2: Oh you think it is gallingle in the land.
Speaker 4: That's what the Japanese think the British look like, which
Speaker 4: is crazy.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. But they're so right, is the thing.
Speaker 1: Some of them look very much.
Speaker 4: So there's a reason why mixed race people over there
Speaker 4: are the prettiest one.
Speaker 1: They didn't even know.
Speaker 4: It's because they finally got something out. Finally the DNA
Speaker 4: is like, finally something.
Speaker 1: They didn't even design that character.
Speaker 4: That's a picture, that's it.
Speaker 3: That's like, you know, Deborah Wilson is scanned into the
Speaker 3: into all of her video games.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they're just that guy. They scanned every every
Speaker 2: every actually souls boring.
Speaker 1: That's William British.
Speaker 4: And I don't like like that so much. Man. I
Speaker 4: think she's very talented, but I just don't want it
Speaker 4: to be a person who Wilson.
Speaker 1: You would just like them to just make character I
Speaker 1: saw in Doom the Dark Ages. She plays somebody in
Speaker 1: Doom the Dark Ages. Oh she's a shield again. Right,
Speaker 1: she's in the last one too, Right, she's not any
Speaker 1: of them. I don't last one. I mean, I could
Speaker 1: be wrong. I don't remember anybody like that in Eternal
Speaker 1: It's never crazy. He's so shitty, although it would be
Speaker 1: better than like, you know, her being scanned into it,
Speaker 1: so like she plays some lady, but like it's not
Speaker 1: modeled after her.
Speaker 3: It's just like a like a completely like originally designed person.
Speaker 3: And I was just like, this is exactly what I want,
Speaker 3: Like I don't. That's the only thing about like people
Speaker 3: hate on her and I get it, Like it's I
Speaker 3: think it's dumb, but I understand where they're going from
Speaker 3: where it's just like it it's it is distracting to
Speaker 3: see a real ass person in a video game.
Speaker 4: You know, that's not the reason, Chris.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, like I'm talking from the perspective of
Speaker 3: like a valid I think.
Speaker 2: From from the reasonable perspective and not the oh yeah,
Speaker 2: black chick or whatever.
Speaker 4: The fun but if they made Judge Grados, imagine who
Speaker 4: Christopher Judge.
Speaker 2: Like, he just looks like Christopher Judge, he'd be Christopher
Speaker 2: Judge looks like a jacked baby though he like he's
Speaker 2: got like such a weird like baby. It's like, like
Speaker 2: fucking it's the biggest he's had a basketball chin and
Speaker 2: a gerber baby face.
Speaker 4: Is this.
Speaker 1: Is he what? I don't know he's a Gerber.
Speaker 2: I know he's black and he's problem but based on
Speaker 2: the way he looks, very likely Yeah yeah yeah, he's
Speaker 2: actually like the actual he was playing football.
Speaker 4: He baby food, she was huge. I was like Jesus ill.
Speaker 2: He's just like there's some people that now characters, you know,
Speaker 2: you know, there's people usually like an ormal person, but
Speaker 2: there's some people like you look you were drawn.
Speaker 4: You don't look like it's he has that type of
Speaker 4: when you see people that are so hot. It is
Speaker 4: like a little a fifteen year old created you in
Speaker 4: his mind and he came.
Speaker 1: Ella. Prenelle is kind of like what you're describing. I think,
Speaker 1: like her big eyes, she got like an animation. She
Speaker 1: has big eyes that work. That's the crazy. She's like,
Speaker 1: she's like.
Speaker 3: Elizabeth from a fucking BioShock infinite, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like I could see that. Okay, yeah, I'm just like
Speaker 3: that's crazy. Yeah, because I remember at the time, it
Speaker 3: is like that's not a real person. Her eyes are crazy.
Speaker 1: It's like battle angel a leader or something.
Speaker 4: She's such an interesting person man to look at like.
Speaker 4: I don't I don't think she's the hottest person, but
Speaker 4: I do like looking at her.
Speaker 1: I think she's beautiful. I don't think she's like he's ugly,
Speaker 1: but it's like you look like curious to me, it's
Speaker 1: definitely pretty. I mean, yeah, she's definitely she's definitely a
Speaker 1: very pretty person.
Speaker 3: From Yellow I mean, clearly question what is this image
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Is.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's Italian, but I mean there's some
Speaker 2: Italian Jews, Rynie we're talking about that's true.
Speaker 1: That's true. The dying. I think it's Italian and Irish,
Speaker 1: I think or something, okay, just based based on that picture.
Speaker 1: That picture, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: It is crazy. Colin Israel, Colin.
Speaker 3: Colin, PlayStation Steam Calm, and he says, hey, Puerto Rican,
Speaker 3: Jerry Seinfeld, Black, Larry, David and Derek, what would you
Speaker 3: say is the worst least helpful advice you've ever been given?
Speaker 3: That isn't from each other? For me, it was my
Speaker 3: It was the therapist that would never answer any question
Speaker 3: or give any verbal advice, and would only ever point
Speaker 3: at two things with no explanation. Will Smith life size
Speaker 3: cutout and a cut out of the wall from Floyd's
Speaker 3: The Wall.
Speaker 1: What the fuck does that mean? I don't even really
Speaker 1: understand what the sentences? Is there any more to that?
Speaker 2: No, that doesn't mean, so you my life's fucking spiraling,
Speaker 2: it's really falling apart.
Speaker 1: The wall, you know, the wall?
Speaker 2: I was freaking the fuck? Or Will Smith or Will
Speaker 2: Smith like that? What should I just listen to a
Speaker 2: big Willie style?
Speaker 1: I don't know what falling apart?
Speaker 3: I just I don't know if I I don't know
Speaker 3: if this is the right person, Like I just don't
Speaker 3: really know.
Speaker 1: Dang, that's crazy. Will Smith over there, Will Smith for
Speaker 1: an hour, this happens, that's it, and then you pay
Speaker 1: three hundred dollars. He kept going back to Yeah, he
Speaker 1: kept going he went back. This is my third year.
Speaker 4: It goes back twice a week.
Speaker 1: That's actually a week.
Speaker 2: It is crazy. That makes me a little bit worried
Speaker 2: that therapist might have gutted the original one and took
Speaker 2: their place.
Speaker 1: Are you sure this?
Speaker 3: Are you sure you walked into the right door, because
Speaker 3: like there's a chance, like you thought the door said therapist,
Speaker 3: but it actually just said the rape rapist, and so
Speaker 3: like he was just like trying to lull you into
Speaker 3: a sense of confusion where he could take advantage of you.
Speaker 1: That's one of my favorite Uh, that's one of my
Speaker 1: favorite jokes. It is crazy that that's just how you.
Speaker 2: Paint, like showing like trying to paint therapists on like
Speaker 2: a door, but then like they have to split it
Speaker 2: up because it was too narrow. So the rapist, Oh
Speaker 2: that's great, that's fantastic.
Speaker 1: It is. It's so funny that that's just how you
Speaker 1: have to I feel.
Speaker 4: Like which one came first? Which which phrase?
Speaker 1: Is a good question.
Speaker 2: I would imagine the rapist came first, Like there was
Speaker 2: a rape before there was therapy. Probably I think one
Speaker 2: begets the other. That is very true, you know that
Speaker 2: was that is actually four language was really developed. There
Speaker 2: was a rapin So don't worry about gorong anyway.
Speaker 3: The least helpful advice you've ever been given that isn't
Speaker 3: from each other.
Speaker 4: I have some plenty offul advice, Uh least helpful. So
Speaker 4: first and foremost that you've been giving, let money, Let
Speaker 4: money drive you that money. Of course I'm black, of course,
Speaker 4: of course, some stupid ass, dumb negro over mind was
Speaker 4: that the money, money needs to be your main driver.
Speaker 4: Don't care about these girls, don't care about this, this
Speaker 4: this stuff. Worry about money. He doesn't sell that.
Speaker 1: Nigga had no money.
Speaker 4: No, he had a lot of money and a ton
Speaker 4: of baby mamas and a lot of problems. So money
Speaker 4: is not and I'm sure and I'm sure he's broke.
Speaker 4: Now I'm sure he's broke. It's easy to make money
Speaker 4: when they got seven kids, easy to make money when
Speaker 4: he got no morals. That's true in the world it's
Speaker 4: it's that was another bad one.
Speaker 1: We could be podcasting in a castle right now. I'm
Speaker 1: disappointed that my parents would still do with any kind
Speaker 1: of moral fiber at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wish I would have like or at least
Speaker 2: adopted friends that were terrible or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my friends are all just like nice people. It's annoying.
Speaker 4: I just I just don't think I had it in me.
Speaker 4: I think I had like a I don't think I
Speaker 4: had like a bad in me. But I think the
Speaker 4: things I like kind of implemented morality so much that
Speaker 4: I was just like, all right, well actually.
Speaker 2: Just like nerdy ship man. If you didn't, if you
Speaker 2: somehow missed that, I feel like you could have.
Speaker 1: We're talking. I'm yeah, like that's the thing, Like maybe
Speaker 1: he would be Andrew Tate right now if you didn't
Speaker 1: have any jacked no dick, you're basically that anyway. So
Speaker 1: like I don't.
Speaker 4: I just don't think I have. I think I'm I
Speaker 4: think I'm willing to dabbles because of the fact that
Speaker 4: I don't believe in it. Like Cable is like Yoda
Speaker 4: going to a place with little darkness because he's so good.
Speaker 4: He's like, I'm not gonna freak out.
Speaker 3: But like that's my excerise whenever I walk outside and
Speaker 3: am racist that you're not racist. Yeah I'm not racist,
Speaker 3: or I'm allowed to be racist.
Speaker 1: I like that. Yeah, yeah, I know, because I know
Speaker 1: it's a bad thing.
Speaker 4: I think I think you're allowed to laugh at it.
Speaker 4: I'm allowed to laugh at this.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm not going out there doing grand I'm not going
Speaker 4: out there doing grand theft auto and then letting it
Speaker 4: fucking crash into a building where it collapses on a
Speaker 4: bunch of children and then I'm like, just get up,
Speaker 4: you know the card.
Speaker 1: You're not out there on the street pistol whipping Asian
Speaker 1: women in.
Speaker 4: The back of the head. Uh. Have I laughed at that?
Speaker 1: I'm sure you have. You laugh at ship that's way
Speaker 1: worse than that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm sure you can laugh at like a
Speaker 2: CC TV of it.
Speaker 1: But like if it's like really inclose.
Speaker 4: And personal, be really sad, I probably try to get
Speaker 4: Like if you.
Speaker 1: Hear her like, oh, you know, like she's like.
Speaker 2: Like crying and she like that would be like TV
Speaker 2: audio need to see some motherfucker whip You're like, fuck.
Speaker 1: Now the audio is like she was around and it's
Speaker 1: delayed because it's dubbed, but that really hurts.
Speaker 2: I'm bleeding out anyway. Yeah, I don't know, unconscious.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I've gotten shitty advice. I've gotten, man, shout
Speaker 1: out to my mom. I worry. She gave me one
Speaker 1: of the.
Speaker 2: It's like I guess it's like she just felt like
Speaker 2: it needs to be said because the first time I
Speaker 2: was about to move out with my buddy and then
Speaker 2: she just gave like a I guess this is like
Speaker 2: advice that a lot of people in public restrooms could
Speaker 2: use too, where it's like, hey, man, if you have
Speaker 2: to share the bathroom with somebody, like and you're you're
Speaker 2: about to like tear up the fucking toilet to punish
Speaker 2: the toilet, it's like one of our sayings, Uh, just
Speaker 2: as soon as you as soon as you shit, flush
Speaker 2: the toilet and then and then you know, finish whatever,
Speaker 2: flush it again. So it just like really so you
Speaker 2: don't fuck up the whole place. And I'm like, I
Speaker 2: was like talk to my mom about like shitting was
Speaker 2: so I was just like, Mom, I I know, I
Speaker 2: why are you Why are you telling me this? Right?
Speaker 2: And it was so it was one of those things
Speaker 2: where I'm like, I I'm aware of this. I know
Speaker 2: most people are probably aware of it, they just don't care.
Speaker 2: But it was just such a weird like I thought
Speaker 2: maybe she would give me something, a little bit more advice.
Speaker 4: It's so interesting parents do their kids people. You know, Yeah,
Speaker 4: but you're my kid more than you're a person. And
Speaker 4: it's like, I understand i'm your child, yeah, but I'm
Speaker 4: a yeah, Like, no, you're my kid? Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that your sense? It's what I've seen pretty much,
Speaker 1: pretty much like I've.
Speaker 3: Never felt that personally, but I have seen it in
Speaker 3: action my grandma. I've seen people's parents who treat them though.
Speaker 4: My grandma treating me like a person after I became
Speaker 4: old enough to talk to you as a person, you know,
Speaker 4: because at a certain point when you're young and you're
Speaker 4: a teen, you're not you know, you don't really you're
Speaker 4: getting there, but you don't really understand the world exactly right.
Speaker 4: And then when I was like my early twenty before
Speaker 4: I moved that, like, I spoke to my grandma like
Speaker 4: a person. We had a really good conversation. To be
Speaker 4: CA's what she became my friend opposed to being my parent,
Speaker 4: you know, sure, and most people don't have that with
Speaker 4: their family members. And that's fine because you know, traumas
Speaker 4: are parents not not understanding how to connect, because you know,
Speaker 4: everyone's a product of their fucked up parents raising them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my parents boiled me in a call dron for
Speaker 1: five years yea, when they thought you were I Vietcong.
Speaker 3: They thought, well, I was growing. I was too tall,
Speaker 3: so they wanted they wanted to stunt my.
Speaker 4: Growth like leathers. They boiled you down.
Speaker 1: I was this tall when I was four months like
Speaker 1: talk months old. Talk that's crazy now talk that's so classic.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if I don't know I have
Speaker 3: any specific examples. I think there's like so much though
Speaker 3: all the men my parents. I think my parents actually
Speaker 3: gave me good advice the entire time, which is yeah,
Speaker 3: to be fair.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be fair, like my mom's never
Speaker 1: gave me a good I just remember.
Speaker 2: I just remember that vividly as like advice that it's
Speaker 2: it was. It was so awkward, but it was so
Speaker 2: like it felt like it was more of the thing
Speaker 2: like did people not know this, Like the.
Speaker 1: Telling me like you think I it just felt it.
Speaker 4: Just felt feels better to tell you these things and
Speaker 4: not because it's it's the idea is like I get
Speaker 4: it now, Like I still it still triggers me. People
Speaker 4: repeating themselves to me, it does annoy me a lot.
Speaker 4: I just it's their parents being like, hey, if I
Speaker 4: don't tell them, how am I gonna know? Someone's gonna
Speaker 4: tell them? So they still disinform you. I get why
Speaker 4: it happens now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you know what. You know what it is.
Speaker 2: It's really just the way that it's one of those
Speaker 2: things that I think if she would have said it
Speaker 2: in a way like hey, uh, I just want to
Speaker 2: make sure you know to do this right, like you
Speaker 2: do this right kind of a thing, and then it
Speaker 2: would just be like.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, we're good. It was more like she was.
Speaker 2: It almost felt like she was like blessing me with knowledge,
Speaker 2: especially in such a trivial thing to here's this thing,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 4: That fucking one sheet of toilet paper, and you're like
Speaker 4: you serious, golden and I love that, And she jewel
Speaker 4: chest back for me.
Speaker 1: I need to keep I'm legitimately gonna do that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have a chest like a gold jewels all
Speaker 2: over and stuff, and this is gonna be one old
Speaker 2: flesh light. Yeah, like here the family flesh light sun
Speaker 2: so disgusting, like you know, treated with dignity, that's been
Speaker 2: in the family for generations. You know, he doesn't know,
Speaker 2: he doesn't know when flesh.
Speaker 1: Lights flesh light. This is a gilded age flesh light.
Speaker 1: That's steam steampunk flesh A family just a squirrel anyway,
Speaker 1: Megatron Road, Thanks Dad, Thanks a lot.
Speaker 4: I'll use it right now.
Speaker 1: Did you just see a fucking in the background, just
Speaker 1: throwing it at the board?
Speaker 4: Threw it away.
Speaker 1: I believe it didn't look good. Get that off. I
Speaker 1: guess I'll keep it. I guess I'll keep it, Megatron
Speaker 1: Megatron Road. And he says, hey, Christ is the Redeemer
Speaker 1: Sidney Sweeney and Corey Taylor. It's so funny.
Speaker 2: You know what Corey Taylor, Sydney Sweeney and what Christ
Speaker 2: of the Redeemer, Christ the Redeemer A.
Speaker 1: Corey Taylor is uh slipknot singer?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, fucking wish. I want slipknot money. But I'm angry.
Speaker 1: And Griffin He's like, he sent me money, he sent
Speaker 1: me this crazy. It was like it was like, h
Speaker 1: oh my god, what the fuck was it?
Speaker 2: It was like Louis Armstrong.
Speaker 1: He was like, my word, that's crazy. I don't remember
Speaker 1: being like, whoa wait it is that strange thing? Wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait did he that's crazy? Why would he?
Speaker 1: Why would he not? Did anyway? Hold on if he
Speaker 1: if he didn't send it to me because he was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I should send it to him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wonder that's funny. Griffin, Griffin, he's a fan Cory
Speaker 1: Taylor's son.
Speaker 4: Oh really yeahs a fan.
Speaker 1: Of the podcast. Shout out of Corky a Cord Taylor
Speaker 1: and Griffin.
Speaker 2: Really I want to but you all right, well holy
Speaker 2: Armstrong and I really.
Speaker 3: Is there any piece of media that fundamentally changed the
Speaker 3: way you see the world? This is fucking fascinating because no,
Speaker 3: because he says, for me, Destiny one was the catalyst
Speaker 3: that made me ultimately become an atheist.
Speaker 1: Which is fucking excuse me.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know if it's as obvious.
Speaker 3: My my immediate obvious thing connection would be like you're
Speaker 3: just spending your entire time in that game killing gods
Speaker 3: and making them.
Speaker 2: Into weapons and stuff. But it's just funny that that's
Speaker 2: like that's an interesting thing, Tom, I want to know more.
Speaker 1: Really, it's absolutely so Megatron.
Speaker 3: If you want to, like, maybe like comment under like
Speaker 3: reply to this to this comment under this thread. I
Speaker 3: would love to know more about why, like what's specific.
Speaker 4: To reply in the thread? Reply to this please?
Speaker 1: I want to. I guess I should. That's a good idea.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a great idea.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, I don't know. I was relying on my voice. Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: that's good because since I don't know much about Destiny,
Speaker 2: I can't even imagine. I can't even imagine, well, does
Speaker 2: it is there like actual philosophy within the game that
Speaker 2: makes you question, like.
Speaker 4: This philosophy that you can kind of you know, put
Speaker 4: together where it's like if there's so much existence going
Speaker 4: on there being an ultimate godly creature are out there,
Speaker 4: it's like, what the then?
Speaker 1: What the what are you doing? Everything's a fucking mess.
Speaker 1: I never got like a particularly like.
Speaker 4: I could see it. It's not what I got from it.
Speaker 3: Like, it's definitely more heavy in Halo. I think, like
Speaker 3: way heavier. Like I think that second game is literally
Speaker 3: all about like losing religion. That's r EM song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good one exactly by loops through the whole
Speaker 1: fucking game song that plays actually losing my I can't
Speaker 1: do it. I can't do anything monster, David. How can
Speaker 1: the corner reverb?
Speaker 3: There's like a weird reverb that they do, which, by
Speaker 3: the way, they don't know how to do anymore.
Speaker 1: Sounds like yeah, it.
Speaker 3: Just sounds like you David and five because like they
Speaker 3: don't know exactly what filter.
Speaker 2: They Yeah, yeah, probably don't have it and they can't
Speaker 2: replicate it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know it sucks because it's like that, it's
Speaker 3: such an interesting like you hear it and you just
Speaker 3: like know, like that's interesting.
Speaker 1: That's different, but like it's gone.
Speaker 3: I have things like that too, Like there's like I
Speaker 3: used to be able to I knew, I used to
Speaker 3: know how to do the engine from Crash Bandicoot filter
Speaker 3: like perfectly, like that weird like pitched up and like
Speaker 3: double voiced thing from like the original Crash Bandicoot games.
Speaker 1: I completely forgot how.
Speaker 3: I don't know, And I think I looked up a
Speaker 3: guitorial a long time ago and learned from that as
Speaker 3: a base, even though the tutorial was wrong. So like
Speaker 3: even if I found the tutorial, it wouldn't be right,
Speaker 3: but that tutorial is now gone, so like it's just
Speaker 3: been so it's just like that's just lost media now
Speaker 3: and I have no idea how to recreate it. I'm
Speaker 3: sure if I spent like weeks bashing my head against
Speaker 3: the fucking table figuring it out, I could maybe, but
Speaker 3: not worthy, not worthy, Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2: It's a shame I don't.
Speaker 1: Was the question old things that like.
Speaker 3: Changed, any piece of media that fundamentally changed the way
Speaker 3: you see the world?
Speaker 1: I got you in the era piece of media.
Speaker 4: There's so many for me that like helped me because
Speaker 4: it's number one for me, Star Wars. Stars helped me
Speaker 4: really change the other the world like heavily. Really yeah
Speaker 4: really yeah in what way? When When dealing with the
Speaker 4: idea of the force and stuff like that, it made
Speaker 4: me just think about, like how how you're supposed to
Speaker 4: exist I guess in the world like you, you're you're
Speaker 4: sort of a passenger through it and your mark matters,
Speaker 4: but you do not control any of the other forces
Speaker 4: around you, so you kind of have to dictate how
Speaker 4: I am going to exist in this place.
Speaker 1: Did you start like operating differently?
Speaker 4: Like did you start when I started really loving Star Wars. Yeah,
Speaker 4: when I was when I became like when I was
Speaker 4: like seventeen, Yeah, so I started like focusing heavy, heavy
Speaker 4: on it. That's where I got spirituality from, like more
Speaker 4: of my my personal spirituality if that even that is.
Speaker 1: So fascinating, man like Star Wars because.
Speaker 4: I loved I loved the idea of the force like that,
Speaker 4: even though some people don't really get it. But I
Speaker 4: was also religious prior to that, and so that kind
Speaker 4: of idea was already that a religious foundation was already
Speaker 4: planted in my brain to begin with. Yeah, but now
Speaker 4: I'm just like, I don't you know, like I saw
Speaker 4: roots and not changed my mentality heavily too. I guess
Speaker 4: I don't know. I fucking I fucking read some speeches
Speaker 4: about fair Khan and I was like, oh, niggas can
Speaker 4: go completely crazy.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: It's like so many things that alter perspective as his life,
Speaker 4: you know, that is that is man, I really Spider
Speaker 4: Man made me realize that, like you probably do good
Speaker 4: news for good sake, you know, stuff like that.
Speaker 2: That's so like I'm really trying to think of anything
Speaker 2: where I just feel like I got lucky where a
Speaker 2: lot of my uh, like morals and convictions and stuff
Speaker 2: were just it was just like what would you call
Speaker 2: it common sense? You know what I mean, Like it
Speaker 2: didn't nothing really inspired me to like go towards something,
Speaker 2: because like even when it came to religion, even though
Speaker 2: I was were just religious by default, I didn't respect
Speaker 2: it because.
Speaker 1: When I would hear when I would hear all this stuff,
Speaker 1: who did you know that was kind of my family
Speaker 1: that was kind of the same, were very oh that
Speaker 1: you know, very grateful that Jesus helped them pass this
Speaker 1: test or whatever.
Speaker 2: And I'm like okay, yeah, yeah, okay, Like for me,
Speaker 2: this guy helped you, like this nigga's specifically cater to
Speaker 2: you and then starving babies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 3: I remember, like it took me a while to like,
Speaker 3: even after I stopped like buying into religion to the
Speaker 3: degree that I did, it took a while for the
Speaker 3: like the residual kind of like effects to wear off,
Speaker 3: Like because even after I was like this, none of
Speaker 3: this makes sense, Yeah, I still like kind of like
Speaker 3: was a little bit afraid. I'm like, hell, For like
Speaker 3: a couple of years after that.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, maybe I don't know. I mean
Speaker 1: it's I don't buy it doesn't seem real, but.
Speaker 4: Maybe I fear attacked together. Yeah, no, for sure, it's
Speaker 4: the most powerful fear.
Speaker 1: Very good. It's very good. It is the Yeah, it
Speaker 1: is undeniably broken. It is.
Speaker 2: You do have to recognize at least a lot of
Speaker 2: I guess a lot of religous people don't recognize that
Speaker 2: how worse.
Speaker 1: How evil Hell is, Like say, it's like, oh, things
Speaker 1: got better.
Speaker 2: God calmed down once Jesus was born, all this stuff,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, no, Hell is infinitely worse than anything
Speaker 2: that happened in the Old Testament by infinity, because it
Speaker 2: is infinity. So that the idea is I'm like, uh no,
Speaker 2: he didn't calm down. He actually got much worse. I'd
Speaker 2: don't know why. I'm like, you know, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Trying to get too deep into it, but it's just
Speaker 1: like yeah, but yeah, it's I'm trying to focus on
Speaker 1: one little thing that made me like I never and
Speaker 1: changed my outlook on stuff. There.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe something that like reinforced because like I know,
Speaker 3: I know for me, punk music, I didn't really care
Speaker 3: that much about politics really, and then I think that's it.
Speaker 3: Although like although I think like my ideals weren't too
Speaker 3: dissimilar to what was already there. I think I learned
Speaker 3: a lot more or it was like driven to Like
Speaker 3: I think I was driven to learn more about it
Speaker 3: through punk stuff.
Speaker 2: I didn't consider that. That is very that's a very
Speaker 2: true that because there's a pretty.
Speaker 3: Good chance that like if I had never found that music,
Speaker 3: I probably wouldn't care nearly as much about politics, quite frankly,
Speaker 3: like or maybe I would have, but way later and
Speaker 3: by then, like who the fuck knows what else would
Speaker 3: have I.
Speaker 1: Guess you're so, You're so that is crazy. That's everything.
Speaker 1: I almost got, fucking I almost got lyrics tattooed on me.
Speaker 4: Like I though, like that's so many things do that
Speaker 4: to you throughout your life because all the things you're
Speaker 4: absorbing around you are molding you and shaping you, like everything.
Speaker 3: So like I think you can tell though, when there's
Speaker 3: like I knew for a fact, like music was like
Speaker 3: a heavy like I knew like in the moment, like
Speaker 3: when I found it's like, oh, this is this is
Speaker 3: a big deal compared to more of the more of
Speaker 3: the things that I'm aware are like kind of like
Speaker 3: subtly kind of chiseling one thing or like you know,
Speaker 3: like maybe guiding me in one direction.
Speaker 4: I think there's I think there's so many things that
Speaker 4: fucking shaped who I like, my my perspective on the world.
Speaker 4: There's just like thing after thing. Like granted, I think
Speaker 4: they would have not do I think I would have
Speaker 4: never found that perspective. That's a that's a whole the
Speaker 4: conversation I have really like if I never if I
Speaker 4: never watched Star Wars, when I have the same perspective
Speaker 4: about my position in the universe. Uh, maybe you could
Speaker 4: say maybe not maybe you know, but if I never
Speaker 4: found about Spider Man what I believe in like doing right.
Speaker 1: I think, you know, I feel like very likely I
Speaker 1: would have, but they helped. They helped me.
Speaker 4: I have found the foundation of it.
Speaker 3: You'd get it from a different place, and but it
Speaker 3: would be it would be fundamentally different, I guess in
Speaker 3: the in the makeup because of like what instills it.
Speaker 2: That kind of like that trips me out a little
Speaker 2: bit because I feel like that's just the it's such
Speaker 2: a I feel like the Golden rule is just obvious.
Speaker 2: It's to me, it's weird that you need to be
Speaker 2: told to treat people well, so they treat you well.
Speaker 4: I mean not I don't exactly.
Speaker 2: But as an adult especially or like as a kid,
Speaker 2: I figured out myself. My mom didn't tell me. It's
Speaker 2: just when when you're nice to somebody, they're nice back
Speaker 2: to you. I figure that out by being nice to someone,
Speaker 2: they're nice.
Speaker 3: Well, dude, I think the universe just teaches you that
Speaker 3: just by existing. You know, like if you like you
Speaker 3: push somebody and then they push you back, and then
Speaker 3: it hurts and you're.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, that doesn't feel good, right, So I agree
Speaker 1: with that.
Speaker 4: But the idea that it's not exactly the idea of like, oh,
Speaker 4: he gave me the foundation of that, but my perspective
Speaker 4: of seeing his character and now he does just does
Speaker 4: good things.
Speaker 1: That was the thing that triggered it. It could have
Speaker 1: been something else, but it was Spider Man, huh.
Speaker 4: But it was like the idea of like, oh, I
Speaker 4: should probably take extra stuff to do that because what
Speaker 4: I'm doing is helping people be happier then exactly me
Speaker 4: being happy, you know, like I'm going after step. I
Speaker 4: think it's like that is like that's so it's those
Speaker 4: things are formative ideas about you know, like for me
Speaker 4: at least, that what it is, because literally Star Wars
Speaker 4: is like a huge form of like my perspective of
Speaker 4: myself in the universe.
Speaker 1: You know, Shah, what do you mean by when you
Speaker 1: say that you yourself in the universe.
Speaker 4: It's just like the ideas, Like how so when I
Speaker 4: when I try not to be upset about things or
Speaker 4: angry about things, I understand that the universe exists well
Speaker 4: beyond me, So me choosing to be upset and lashing
Speaker 4: out around other people is not fair because they're also existing.
Speaker 4: You know, they're also being guided about whatever force is
Speaker 4: takes them to what they are, right, or like idea
Speaker 4: of when you have possessions about people dying from you, Right,
Speaker 4: I could choose to be very angry upset, or I
Speaker 4: could choose to be happy knowing that they are now
Speaker 4: gone and what they exist from before. Like, no, happy
Speaker 4: that they're gone. You know, they're gone, but what I
Speaker 4: have from them doesn't. It doesn't disappear, you know, it
Speaker 4: doesn't just.
Speaker 1: Real hard in the head. Then you forget them.
Speaker 4: Well then then then then then still it's like.
Speaker 1: Why do I care at that moment?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's still being taken away from it's like whatever, dude, Like,
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna see him cry about this.
Speaker 2: I love the I just love how like how it sounded,
Speaker 2: how it came out. You said, you can be happy
Speaker 2: that they're gone. It's cut off. Yeah, yeah, you're gone.
Speaker 1: I feel it's it is.
Speaker 2: Uh, it is fascinating to hear that because I just
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, it I it's I actually am
Speaker 2: more curious to hear about from people that are listening
Speaker 2: about that too, and specifically about Star Wars, if they've
Speaker 2: gained any different perspectives on life by consuming Star Wars,
Speaker 2: because do anything to me. All I did to me
Speaker 2: was like, oh, it's just kind of cool. This is
Speaker 2: going to allow people to create better sci fi because
Speaker 2: this is a good base. And then and then it
Speaker 2: started like Battlestar Galactica, Uh.
Speaker 1: The reboot of it. I feel like.
Speaker 2: Making it's time to like stepping up and stuff. I
Speaker 2: finally watched the Expanse, and I understand why a lot
Speaker 2: of people really liked it.
Speaker 1: Oh it's just good, very good.
Speaker 2: And it's just like, I know it's different, it's not
Speaker 2: the same, But what I'm saying is that when you
Speaker 2: have something.
Speaker 1: It was the first big space media. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: the first thing I say that, like.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, there would be no mass effect right without Star Wars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there'd be no effect.
Speaker 1: Is more, it's not I'm not trying to do one
Speaker 1: to one.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is it's just the concept of even
Speaker 2: being able to write something so well is probably just
Speaker 2: because having a big universe like Star Wars Wars existing
Speaker 2: now it's like, let's I see this now, I want
Speaker 2: to make my own, but I want to make it
Speaker 2: like more fine tune.
Speaker 4: Clearly the same people that worked on coutore it exactly.
Speaker 1: This universe is really cool.
Speaker 2: Let's make Georgie exactly.
Speaker 4: Let's let's do this because I think I think George
Speaker 4: Lucas is actually really talented world builder. It's just the
Speaker 4: problem is that, like you know, he went into movies
Speaker 4: because that's when the money is affortunately too shows, because
Speaker 4: I think if Star Wars was the show, it would
Speaker 4: have been an infinitely better story, of course, because he
Speaker 4: would have had a series's time to create everything.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't anything that.
Speaker 4: I think every movie could be better at the show.
Speaker 1: Back when Star Wars was a thing, Yeah, I think.
Speaker 4: But the thing is that what would have gone anywhere,
Speaker 4: likely not it would have become a following, Yeah.
Speaker 2: It would have been it would have been like, yeah, hmmm, firefly, fireflies.
Speaker 2: I'm not even trying to be rude. Fire I've enjoyed Firefly.
Speaker 2: But also, at the end of the day, it's just
Speaker 2: cowboys in space.
Speaker 1: That's not ye. But like there was, you know.
Speaker 2: Like the uh what do you call it, the the
Speaker 2: set pieces of like the you know, the uh, the uh.
Speaker 2: I can't think of anything around like the at eight
Speaker 2: s or whatever they called as all of those.
Speaker 1: Things, fucking the star Destroyers or.
Speaker 4: What are they call all that ship?
Speaker 1: Like those things?
Speaker 2: What was the first one that showed up in the
Speaker 2: the Death Star? No, no, not the Death Star, the
Speaker 2: first thing that you see in the New Hope. It's
Speaker 2: not like there's like there's a one of I was saying,
Speaker 2: the cruisers the start, that's like that, you know, being
Speaker 2: so it's it was so different.
Speaker 1: And then the stupid space sticks, you know, the lightsabers,
Speaker 1: the lightsabers just stupid.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I think all of that, I feel like
Speaker 2: that's the thing that's been conveyed so well as as
Speaker 2: a show us.
Speaker 1: What you're saying, Yeah, I nishand what you're saying, I don't.
Speaker 4: Know how a book does convey it better, but nigga's
Speaker 4: don't open books. So the idea of that it is like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm never gonna read it, because if you read the
Speaker 4: books from the start Wars, I read the first four
Speaker 4: and they're really good books. But the problem is that
Speaker 4: who's gonna sit down and read a seven hundred page
Speaker 4: book where you can lay in your bed fucking half
Speaker 4: cata tonic and watch a movie for three hours that
Speaker 4: shows you stuff.
Speaker 1: You know, it's it's tough, and then you also, you know,
Speaker 1: we we have to consider how many people can't actually
Speaker 1: enjoy books because we we we discovered that they can't
Speaker 1: see ship in their head.
Speaker 4: Dude, I that is still the craziest thing I've I
Speaker 4: that's like, I that's the whole point of it. It's
Speaker 4: like your own movie. My imagination is still so powerful.
Speaker 4: And I feel like now, which is probably sits to friendy,
Speaker 4: it's probably not imagine. It's probably just facked out. Yeah
Speaker 4: I'm tripping, but definitely like the fact that people can't
Speaker 4: imagine things is so crazy to me. It's like that's
Speaker 4: so unportuate, Like Maren can't do that. Maren can't imagine fish.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that.
Speaker 4: I've had a long question, But you can't imagine like
Speaker 4: a picture of something in your head. He's like, I can't.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: I think I think he's I think he probably is.
Speaker 4: But if someone that's real then that then you're just
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I've known him for a very very long time. He
Speaker 2: can definitely imagine things. Yeah, I think that imagine bullshit together.
Speaker 1: You guys talking about Mark Maron.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mark Maron, my friend Mark Maren. Yeah, that's like
Speaker 3: I ran into him walking onto Jalen's building once.
Speaker 4: Really well, a bunch of live in that building.
Speaker 1: It was like a bunch of blood all over him. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's crazy man. Blood and bats.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like he did when he did that famous
Speaker 2: podcast with Obama. Right, yeah, you walked in and he
Speaker 2: walked and then he was just full of blood and you're.
Speaker 3: Like, oh yeah, because he because Obama walked in with
Speaker 3: a drone on a leash and there's.
Speaker 1: Both and he was like, he was like, don't don't worry.
Speaker 1: He does not bite, but he shot him.
Speaker 4: He does shoot a lot.
Speaker 1: That shoot though. I forgot to mention that he shoots
Speaker 1: headed and loaded this trode and I armed this troad.
Speaker 1: I walked it on a leash into your fucking apartment.
Speaker 1: I saw the eye in it. So it's like a
Speaker 1: real pet. You don't know what it's gonna do.
Speaker 3: Whonef he lives there. It is a nice building. But like,
Speaker 3: I can't imagine him living lot.
Speaker 4: In that building.
Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, that's you never thought about fire bomb in it? No, No,
Speaker 1: that's weird.
Speaker 4: I don't. My thoughts escaped me sometimes, but I didn't
Speaker 4: think ever that now it's gonna be. I thought I'm
Speaker 4: head a lot though.
Speaker 2: Whatever, we'll see what happens. It's a very fire building.
Speaker 3: Oh this is a good one. Think Juicy Burger. We
Speaker 3: need to be serious or not serious kind of think
Speaker 3: Juicy Burger. His greeting is my favorite gay polycule. If
Speaker 3: you could erase one memory from your mind permanently.
Speaker 1: What would it be? Stay moist. I gotta be honest
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 3: I think it's playing a video game for the first time,
Speaker 3: like I think I would erase like my first playthrough
Speaker 3: of something like.
Speaker 1: I wish I would.
Speaker 4: I would have raised your perspective of video games in general,
Speaker 4: I'll make it the moment you you fell in love
Speaker 4: with them, I would take that from you.
Speaker 3: I can't tell if I would be unchained or really
Speaker 3: really crippled by that.
Speaker 1: I think you know what I mean. I don't really know.
Speaker 4: Think you would be really sad you would have like
Speaker 4: one of your biggest lovelies would have.
Speaker 3: But I wouldn't be sad because I wouldn't. I wouldn't
Speaker 3: feel like I lost anything because my love for it
Speaker 3: would be gone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but then you would have a love that you
Speaker 4: want to yearn toward where you don't have what would
Speaker 4: you have done?
Speaker 1: But I could just go find something else you.
Speaker 4: Probably have, like going to music and ship.
Speaker 1: I probably, yeah, I probably. I probably would finish all
Speaker 1: the fucking songs that I that I've been working on
Speaker 1: for fucking years that I keep putting away because I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm not really a music guy. You don't really do music,
Speaker 1: you know. That's what it pops up when you google me.
Speaker 1: I don't understand. Yeah, I would just say like you're
Speaker 1: an American gay musician or something. Yeah, I'm a gay American musician.
Speaker 1: Imagine all over in and it says you're gay, You're
Speaker 1: just not. I mean, I like straight up like like
Speaker 1: you're like you're like, I would just be so funny
Speaker 1: to imagine that, like in two thousand and five, that
Speaker 1: would have really pushed people over the you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like if somebody, if somebody was called gay,
Speaker 1: like everybody believed that they were gay, that would be
Speaker 1: like a thing that would haunt them at night today.
Speaker 3: Like if I found out that, like most people believe
Speaker 3: I was gay, I genuinely think I would carry You.
Speaker 4: Don't get violence aim towards you for being gay. That's
Speaker 4: why some of those people you're not, you're not people.
Speaker 3: Still, Like I mean, I got I've I've been the
Speaker 3: target of anti Semitism.
Speaker 1: That's hilarious. Yeah, that's unfortunate, that's super racism. Well yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: because they's just like fucking jew that is the meat.
Speaker 1: What about Greek people? What about like they're clocking you man,
Speaker 1: you got a schnage on you. That's true, But like
Speaker 1: I was, like, there's so many groups of people around
Speaker 1: the world that have big noses. You just have a
Speaker 1: big more likely than I'm sucking an Arab. Then like
Speaker 1: it's it's great.
Speaker 4: I like it's fun.
Speaker 1: I love super racism where they're just like, I clocked you.
Speaker 3: What's crazy is that I have met Arabs that look
Speaker 3: whiter than me, and that confused me quite a bit.
Speaker 1: The Europeans, but I've never yeah, I've never met that.
Speaker 1: I hate that.
Speaker 2: That's what you're current miming for. Fucking so, I don't
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, this is you want to you actually want
Speaker 2: to know where this came from. I guess so I
Speaker 2: was actually prepared for you to say no, somebody to
Speaker 2: have to thank you. He already said it's I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm like a vampire'm invited in and uh, you say
Speaker 2: coming in, he's showing through the door.
Speaker 1: He tried through the door. Already, You're like, yo, what
Speaker 1: the fuck?
Speaker 2: Anyway, explained, So there was a guy that would sexually
Speaker 2: harass people at our at our football so freshman football,
Speaker 2: there was this guy that we call Tupac. I don't
Speaker 2: know why we call him Tupaca. Didn't look anything like Tupac,
Speaker 2: but he his name is Tupacs.
Speaker 1: Tupac's a day. His name was Sammy. Sammy.
Speaker 2: I'll never forget Sammy. So Sammy would go behind people,
Speaker 2: so I would, let let's just put it.
Speaker 1: He did it to me, and he did plenty. But
Speaker 1: you did me.
Speaker 2: I'm like, fingerarrect, No, that's crazy. I definitely would Uh,
Speaker 2: I probably wouldn't say but.
Speaker 1: If you did it so quickly that you didn't barely notice.
Speaker 2: If I if that happened, I would probably wouldn't talk
Speaker 2: about it on the show because it would be like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is a real problem I need to tackle.
Speaker 1: Work through it.
Speaker 2: But like it would be fine if I. If he
Speaker 2: did it, it was like when whatever. But yeah, he
Speaker 2: came up behind me. He would come behind people. I
Speaker 2: was tying my cleats and he came up behind me
Speaker 2: and he did it like everybody. So he did it
Speaker 2: to me, and he you know, no.
Speaker 1: Way he did that. He would start did he did?
Speaker 4: He grab your hips until it's hard to put You
Speaker 4: couldn't move out of the way. Like he grabbed your hips
Speaker 4: and put his fingers down on your back muscles in
Speaker 4: a way that you could not stand.
Speaker 2: Basically back then, Yeah, he petrified himself like a tree
Speaker 2: and he just stayed there and he was just like
Speaker 2: that was it.
Speaker 4: He's laughing his off and you're terrified or terrified leaving
Speaker 4: your balance and ship, but he's holding and you're like,
Speaker 4: he's like.
Speaker 2: Funny, he thought it was so funny, and then the
Speaker 2: fire department had to saw his hands off because that's
Speaker 2: how hard his grip was.
Speaker 1: Growing back he did growing back. Here, I've got that
Speaker 1: is half tree, that's true. Yeah, here's tree. So he
Speaker 1: grew up back. He's half piccolo or a tree or something.
Speaker 1: I forgot he was a tree. The science is yet
Speaker 1: is not determined yet, but it must be one of those.
Speaker 1: He's piccolo or tree or maybe one quarter each. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is great and half high school was nuts.
Speaker 2: Man, He's one quarter tree, one quarter piccolo and half both.
Speaker 4: He's half, he's half quarter, he's half, he's half, one
Speaker 4: quarter piccolo, half one quarter.
Speaker 1: Stop. I'm getting confused. That's a tree.
Speaker 4: So he's half piccolo and tree. Good math, he's half
Speaker 4: piccolo and tree of those.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So sexual assault in high school, you know.
Speaker 2: It goes okay, classic got something sure.
Speaker 1: You know if you played sports, you you would have
Speaker 1: been sexually harassed me for sure, A little tweak. Yeah,
Speaker 1: get him, get him, get him, get him, everybody can
Speaker 1: get him. Make it done by the locker room was
Speaker 1: terrifying for you. Yeah, D Like, I'm not hope I hated.
Speaker 4: I like it very much either, even though I'm like.
Speaker 3: Always stunk so bad because it was like a mix
Speaker 3: a body odor and axe.
Speaker 4: For us.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was was still around. AX
Speaker 1: was around. I remember, I remember like it was yesterday.
Speaker 1: It was fucking dark temptation axe God. Yeah, it just
Speaker 1: burned into my fucking brain. That spray, remember the chocolate
Speaker 1: scent to Chocolate's a crazy one that.
Speaker 3: I think if I like it smells like if I
Speaker 3: smelled that today, it would transport me back to two
Speaker 3: thousand and like nine.
Speaker 2: I specifically bought one for that reason, and I think
Speaker 2: it ruined Jojo because I bought a lavender thing for
Speaker 2: a carpet, like you spray it before you vacuum or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's lavender. And she walked in. She's like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck was this smell like axe body spray?
Speaker 2: And I'm like what, because I guess I sprayed the
Speaker 2: axe one time and I think it infected her nose.
Speaker 1: Though I could smell because I was like, bro, this
Speaker 1: is lavender.
Speaker 3: It's not in the same way that group can only
Speaker 3: say I am. She can only smell acts.
Speaker 1: Now. Yeah, it didn't help that, Like while you sleep
Speaker 1: and I spray acts up our nostrils. That would be
Speaker 1: pretty crazy. She tries to breathe it on you, clamp
Speaker 1: her face smell this is It's okay. Like rubbing a
Speaker 1: dog's ace and t or something like that is so
Speaker 1: brutal when you do the dog like you have to
Speaker 1: do that to them.
Speaker 2: Dude, I did them that's my dog once but then
Speaker 2: it started licking it all up.
Speaker 1: You're like, ohlse I go, this is not working. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, this is great. This is like symbiotic.
Speaker 4: I hate when dogs do like that because I love
Speaker 4: them less.
Speaker 2: It just I I love them appropriately. I understand what
Speaker 2: they are. They're animals. They don't understand shit.
Speaker 3: Although to me I I I also am like, how
Speaker 3: do you not, even just as a natural being that's
Speaker 3: been around, that has a lineage that lasts this long,
Speaker 3: not understand that you can't be drinking pea or eating ship?
Speaker 1: Yeah you should stop that.
Speaker 3: If anything that proves evolution to me, because I'm just like,
Speaker 3: no design would yes, it would allow for it, Like
Speaker 3: why why would you?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: My really dumb like argument was when I was a kid,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have this argument like with people, But like
Speaker 3: I always think about it. It's just like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: a baby can become a fucking adult in like like
Speaker 3: twenty years. Yeah, like over millions of years. Why I
Speaker 3: couldn't a fucking animal just change into something else? It
Speaker 3: just made so much sense because I was just like
Speaker 3: I felt about it. It's like changes, right, things change
Speaker 3: what He's like, if you have a baby next to
Speaker 3: an adult, You're like, that's not the same fucking thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, can you not make that same argument
Speaker 1: about a pump and a big ass dog?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, I mean.
Speaker 4: I mean the best case of it, the best case
Speaker 4: of it is is because of bugs that go through metamorphosis.
Speaker 1: That is true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that is like one life cycle. It's like, motherfucker, Like,
Speaker 3: but is that is? Or just how or or just
Speaker 3: even a baby that becomes like the elephant man, He's like,
Speaker 3: he's born fine, he was born an elephant man. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but like sometimes people aren't. Sometimes people like get elephantide
Speaker 3: over time. That's actually true.
Speaker 1: Their genetics kicking. Yeah, like something the elephant is kicked
Speaker 1: and it kicks in when you see an elephant.
Speaker 4: You watch Dumbo, and then elephants are my favorite animal.
Speaker 1: My favorite.
Speaker 4: Elephants so much.
Speaker 3: Elephants are pretty cool. I like that they trample, like
Speaker 3: they step on people that they don't like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2: They're very Yeah, they're very spiteful and they remember, like,
Speaker 2: but with my ship, so you kill it was that
Speaker 2: the elephant that killed that woman? And then they're having
Speaker 2: that funeral shoved back up. That that is insane legend.
Speaker 1: That that is true.
Speaker 3: Scheduled implies premeditation on a level that's actually crazy for
Speaker 3: an animal, because that's like months of or like months
Speaker 3: probably a week of waiting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 3: I'm still kind of convinced they have a high mind
Speaker 3: or something, and because it's weird to me that they
Speaker 3: would just remember.
Speaker 4: I love elephants so much. I think they're so cute.
Speaker 1: I would you No, you know I love them? Then, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're a fucking liar. I think elephants are really cool.
Speaker 1: So you're saying you someone that's really cool. Is that
Speaker 1: what you're saying?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would have. I've only fucked terrible people pretty
Speaker 4: much in my life. Maybe like one person wasn't terrible.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. It's a pretty bad hit rate. Nineteen year
Speaker 1: old Lily is that the one that's not terrible?
Speaker 5: Stop?
Speaker 1: What the probably scared you straight? What your bad hit rate?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 4: Something like that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did it for a while. Let's get out
Speaker 1: of here.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, let's get the Yeah, let's read the credits. Now,
Speaker 3: let's get the fun on out of here.
Speaker 4: I want to get a pet elephant so bad.
Speaker 1: But there's no I don't think.
Speaker 2: You don't know, you don't know, you don't.
Speaker 4: There's no way I can take care of it. It's
Speaker 4: just insane. It's like I would just I would just
Speaker 4: make this little elephant suffer.
Speaker 2: Alright, genetically engineer baby small tiny elephants so the rich
Speaker 2: guy can have a baby pet elephant in the house.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's fucked up. I'm sure the fucking scientist is
Speaker 1: already working on that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry it exists. I'm sure like that already.
Speaker 1: Did happen?
Speaker 4: Carry three two? One word?
Speaker 1: Uh? How much is it?
Speaker 3: The reason the name is now twenty five dollars up?
Speaker 3: Remember patre patreon dot com slash of snark tank going
Speaker 3: over there. Uh, if you want to have your name
Speaker 3: right at the end of the show, make me say
Speaker 3: all sorts of depraved ship like like this, This first name,
Speaker 3: rape parentheses.
Speaker 1: The Jewish blood Banker left me anemic. Whoa, that's a name.
Speaker 1: That's a name. Someone laughed at that. Feel free to
Speaker 1: make me not say that someone laughed at that. Uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know. You're laughing at it right now. I
Speaker 1: see you. You're busting you go from a stop stop this,
Speaker 1: watch it, watch it? Yeah, shut up Amazin.
Speaker 3: How you spoil things that like feel like they can't
Speaker 3: even be spoiled new ways.
Speaker 1: I just like I just think that, like, oh well,
Speaker 1: there's no real like you know, watch it after Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I wanna, you know, I also want to. I
Speaker 1: have to judge the show for how it how it works,
Speaker 1: how it goes. Yeah, just I mean you can look
Speaker 1: it up. Just just don't just don't don't say ship.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna tell you everything about it.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me anything. Shut up.
Speaker 3: Delta Gamma King Dad coming on those slutty little beetles
Speaker 3: Obama pointing at somebody and just saying paste before they
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Speaker 3: in Total Drama Island has her top ripped off. At
Speaker 3: one point, her censored boobs are shown, not her barre nipples. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: censoredes that's crazy though. No, Heather was the popular girl.
Speaker 3: She looked got the Jason, you know, like kind of
Speaker 3: like a She was like, no, she had just look
Speaker 3: her up. What do you mean you have Yeah, you
Speaker 3: do have that phone asking me to describe her like
Speaker 3: you're fucking Helen Keller or something.
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Speaker 4: What is that is that?
Speaker 1: Marvel Rivals? Yeah that's not a real skid.
Speaker 2: That he shows me naked Juggernaut with Ah his weapon
Speaker 2: X was like Juggernaut.
Speaker 1: That helped me. He's too big, but he has the
Speaker 1: WEAPONX helmet his weapon. Actually this penis that's the weapon.
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Speaker 1: That sounds good. Hit Kate Barbecue k Barbecue.
Speaker 2: I can't do.
Speaker 3: I'm not that hungry. I don't think Korean barbecue I
Speaker 3: would like. Although that place has pretty good.
Speaker 1: Where can you get good without going to k bbqu
Speaker 1: That barbecue Chicken place is kind of okay. Oh the
Speaker 1: place in downtown. Yeah, they make it a bulgogi rice bowl.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I feel about though, because the yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't like the way that how much is it?
Speaker 1: It's expensive? That was my only thing.
Speaker 2: It has like pineapples in it for some reason. I mean,
Speaker 2: if it does, you could not ask for them, like
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: My only issue with that is like I had it
Speaker 3: and then like I had like a weird kind of
Speaker 3: like it's unlike anything I've ever felt.
Speaker 1: No, I don't even know. I don't know because I
Speaker 1: don't know if.
Speaker 2: Introdestion is something I've had and just not paying attention to,
Speaker 2: or if this was the first time I've had it,
Speaker 2: maybe I never truly had it before.
Speaker 3: But it felt fucking very strange, like I've never had heartburn.
Speaker 3: I don't know, that's what it felt like, what I
Speaker 3: would imagine heartburn feels like. And that's the first time
Speaker 3: I've ever had but it was the only It was
Speaker 3: also the first time I've ever had that dish, So
Speaker 3: I don't know if it was just like a weird
Speaker 3: day or if that's the dish that does it.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to go through it again, so
Speaker 1: I haven't gone back.
Speaker 4: I feel that I might get that today. I've had chi.
Speaker 3: Royd and peepies in. Unzip those pants broke. Let me
Speaker 3: add some chili to that dog.
Speaker 1: That's crazy man, get the butt, No, forget the bus.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you got a fuck on Shark Week. You know
Speaker 1: it is what it is, Mistress Kingston.
Speaker 3: The town Bicycle of bravel Funny that Elon and Trump
Speaker 3: are fighting like a divorced couple during Pride month. Vance
Speaker 3: is gonna get two Christmases.
Speaker 1: That is funny. Yeah, they're splitting custody. He's gonna go
Speaker 1: over to Peter Teal's house.
Speaker 3: Blonde, blue eyed German Man applying for JoJo's position since
Speaker 3: Derek is gay and Western Europeans out value Eastern Europeans.
Speaker 1: I just found out. I just found out. Hey, man,
Speaker 1: I didn't say that. Don't shoot the messenger.
Speaker 2: Man, I.
Speaker 3: Just found out that one of my dad's old friends
Speaker 3: is the pizza guy from Spider Man two. I could
Speaker 3: pass on a messagetand from you guys, that'd be awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the guy, I mean the boss, Yeah go, I.
Speaker 1: Mean that's what I mean. That's the only pizza guy
Speaker 1: in Spider Man. Would that's that's sick as hell.
Speaker 3: I love that guy. Ask him if he would be
Speaker 3: on our show? Yeah, not ironically, like I love that
Speaker 3: guy's delivery is iconic. Yeah, uh, which if a weird guest,
Speaker 3: that would be so interesting.
Speaker 1: I I'd love that dude.
Speaker 2: Man, we're probably too toxic for like a real celebrity.
Speaker 2: I can't I can't be I can having them on
Speaker 2: here here. That we're saying I would kill I.
Speaker 1: Would kill message Hugh Lauri. Dude, just yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I guess whatever. Literally, I guess I have done the
Speaker 1: loser after all these years. Hey man, big fan, I
Speaker 1: really like that that follow though, Man, dude, it's it's
Speaker 1: the only follow that I care about. I can't believe
Speaker 1: you never inquired about. I'm just so scared because because
Speaker 1: I don't want him, because the thing is like it's
Speaker 1: it's like Schrodinger's Hugh Lauri kind of right, because I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if he did it or if he's
Speaker 1: like account manager did it, or if he did it
Speaker 1: by accident. And if if I don't know, then I
Speaker 1: can just get away with saying he did it on purpose.
Speaker 3: That's a good point, you know, because that's kind of
Speaker 3: Ockham's razors, that he did it on purpose.
Speaker 1: It's kind of hard to accidentally follow. He's still there though,
Speaker 1: so yeah. Yeah, but also like how active is on Twitter?
Speaker 1: Is he has seen? Has he seen like a thirst trap?
Speaker 1: Like I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just found out he subscribed still like an only fan.
Speaker 3: I just found out that one of my dad's old friends.
Speaker 1: I read that already. Yeah, woke Marxist pope. My ass
Speaker 1: is full of piss. Help thugs.
Speaker 2: Imagine him sitting fizza, I'm sorry, sitting through this the
Speaker 2: credit secrets saying go oh my god, Thugs, Zilla, ex
Speaker 2: Gay Beatles, Seeds of Bussy Garden, Calum, you already calm?
Speaker 1: Were you already?
Speaker 2: Schrodinger's blunkin Jack w FM super gay and gay and
Speaker 2: gay and cool and gay Beatles tackling race relations and
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Speaker 4: And gay.
Speaker 1: Just sold three Laboo Boo dolls and now I'm set
Speaker 1: for life? Can I say something about these? I only
Speaker 1: just found out about these, like a week ago. Have
Speaker 1: they always been around? I just found out about him.
Speaker 1: I think the same Jojo mentioned something about him, and I.
Speaker 4: Was like with the Lily's cousin.
Speaker 3: It feels like people are pretending like this has been
Speaker 3: a thing, but I swear to God it hasn't.
Speaker 1: This has happened in the last.
Speaker 4: There's something that none of us would know about unless
Speaker 4: we were directly encounter with it.
Speaker 1: Know what I'm saying, But I've never even heard this
Speaker 1: term or seen it written Whenever we would like beanie babies, right,
Speaker 1: isn't it like that?
Speaker 4: Like the controlled dolls like that or fucking what's the
Speaker 4: name of the ones that were not were not the Gremlins.
Speaker 1: The Ferbies. Yeah, I had a fer was like the
Speaker 1: craziest thing ever.
Speaker 4: I remember getting one when I was like four, and
Speaker 4: you got one, bro.
Speaker 1: That's money, bro, because those things were supplying the man aware.
Speaker 1: I'm aware they're probably crazy when you were a kid,
Speaker 1: though by the time, by the time we were kids,
Speaker 1: they were kind of like, hand me down to it.
Speaker 4: That's right. People just had them. I got I got
Speaker 4: the new one of the year that time, and it
Speaker 4: freaked out and broke and would the guy like with
Speaker 4: the motor engine, yeah, and like.
Speaker 1: Short it out, dude, My Republican uncle got me a
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Speaker 1: me Dick Chrainey. And you had to take on him,
Speaker 1: and you'd go like Halliburton, Haliburton, dudek.
Speaker 4: The fucking car fucking engines on a crazy They start
Speaker 4: violently shaking and then they start making noise like it's
Speaker 4: like it's being electric.
Speaker 1: Weapons. Master destruction on Rock put that on.
Speaker 3: That video of the muffler with the flashlight on it.
Speaker 3: It just stretches to such a size that it's like that.
Speaker 3: How does it even look like.
Speaker 4: It's like an anime transformation of a villain.
Speaker 1: This is insane.
Speaker 3: It's like a resident evil transform. Yeah, uh, Calamary already.
Speaker 3: Kingston is my favorite Disney princess. Big Meaty stinks Canola
Speaker 3: Joe slipping under Kingston's door deep throating a cactus daily
Speaker 3: to sound.
Speaker 1: Like RFK Junior.
Speaker 4: I did it.
Speaker 1: It's finally here.
Speaker 3: Talking about that with jayl On yesterday, and we're convinced
Speaker 3: that he just eight grenades for years in order to
Speaker 3: sound it's mostly shrapnel. I think I hate that guy
Speaker 3: so much.
Speaker 1: He sucks.
Speaker 4: Uh, let's pass a bill about.
Speaker 1: The balls, everybody. Everybody donat that. Everything is bad for balls.
Speaker 1: Don't drink that water. It's full of water. The water
Speaker 1: is full of hydrogen and all the water water. Now,
Speaker 1: don't trick that water. Gill drought. He'll drout. I promise you.
Speaker 1: Water is the leading cause of drought. I've never drinking water.
Speaker 4: You saw that potion he was drinking that?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he was drinking a broo. It was like
Speaker 1: comm or something. It looked white and weird, melted.
Speaker 3: It's probably just a melted ice cream sandwis some fucking
Speaker 3: incredibly unhealthy thing.
Speaker 1: Well, it's like out there being like, but be healthy healthy,
Speaker 1: you know, it's chugging.
Speaker 4: Ice people like if someone pressed, he's like, yeah, he's
Speaker 4: a full of steroids.
Speaker 1: I don't drink water.
Speaker 4: I just eat full of steroids.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? H g h anavar fucking tsh
Speaker 1: steroids like seventy needles in his throat.
Speaker 4: If he was healthy and he was of that age,
Speaker 4: he wouldn't look like that. He would just be thin
Speaker 4: and in shape.
Speaker 1: Why drink water when you can eat chalk?
Speaker 4: Literally, fucking fucking famous heroin addict. That's crazy, not a
Speaker 4: weakling like you. I don't eat water.
Speaker 1: My throat is not wet at all.
Speaker 6: It's all scabs.
Speaker 1: You want to see You want to hear a video
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Speaker 1: I'm Robert Fage. Yeah, I'm I still Kennedy Junior. What's
Speaker 1: crazy about it?
Speaker 6: It's hears me as a baby, and it's like wow, wow,
Speaker 6: sounded so good as a baby, and then they started
Speaker 6: making me drink water exactly. No, I back to the
Speaker 6: way I got now, as Lady got, I would say
Speaker 6: I was born this way, so I.
Speaker 1: Will say this way.
Speaker 4: Did you see godaparent something with some lady was like,
Speaker 4: you're going home and she kissed her, said now you
Speaker 4: are too.
Speaker 1: And walk away. Oh no, really I did not hear
Speaker 1: him off. That's real, Like that's crazy.
Speaker 2: I don't think lady af fan though, yes, you were
Speaker 2: like fucking ship damn it.
Speaker 1: I should have yelled at Why wasn't I yelling that
Speaker 1: right there? Dude?
Speaker 3: I saw her do this live thing of uh my
Speaker 3: baby shot me down, and it was the craziest fucking
Speaker 3: performance I think I've ever seen. I was like, that
Speaker 3: is insane that somebody's hitting those notes and that way.
Speaker 3: It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: She is there, very.
Speaker 2: But I hate the way she's also not that old.
Speaker 2: I thought she was much older than she was. She
Speaker 2: like in her forties or something, just getting there. I
Speaker 2: think she's like like thirties.
Speaker 1: I think she's like years older than maybe forty. Should
Speaker 1: I be about to be forty or forty? I thought
Speaker 1: I thought she was a couple of years older than
Speaker 1: men she was. Poker Face came out she was really
Speaker 1: not old yet she was like she was like fucking
Speaker 1: pretty much my age. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: That's really not a yet. She's maybe forty one is
Speaker 4: a stretch?
Speaker 2: Its fine, Yeah, thirty nine, that was a complete guests
Speaker 2: probably like twenty when twel your face came out.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 4: That's nineteen years ago.
Speaker 1: Holy ship, isn't that crazy? Mad young too? I didn't
Speaker 1: know younger than me for sure.
Speaker 4: I didn't know she was that young. I thought she
Speaker 4: was way older than that.
Speaker 1: Don't fucking care. Why you still obsessed with celebrities that
Speaker 1: eat regular food and drink water?
Speaker 4: Can't you?
Speaker 1: Why can't you all just help me live forever? Let
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Speaker 2: fifteen where you're like, Okay, you're out of like I mean,
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Speaker 2: like in House when like the first episode of season
Speaker 2: three or something like that, early in season three, like
Speaker 2: a kid gets abducted by aliens.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I watched it. You saw that episode, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I think he got his ass, like got
Speaker 1: thoroughly probed.
Speaker 4: Was it was alien's part real or what happened?
Speaker 2: He was loosening, He was like he was tripping crazy,
Speaker 2: tripping something crazy kid that actually was sick. He had
Speaker 2: like some type of a there was like a medal
Speaker 2: in him that was making him freak out or something.
Speaker 2: So like they were like when they found something they
Speaker 2: were like, Oh, was he really probe?
Speaker 1: And of course not. There's no aliens. I'm doctor gay
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, r f K. They would, but oh
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Speaker 1: You didn't even say this. Please say no more. I
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Speaker 1: You gotta just talk like this. Yeah, we're doing an
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Speaker 1: I'm going to say the N word to uh fire
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Speaker 1: when they were doing the hum I forgot what they
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Speaker 1: Gonna be what you called it?
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Speaker 1: What it is called?
Speaker 4: And I'm freaking u fucking German Ganders and Germanders inside
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Speaker 2: Nameless worm where there's probably a spanded universe book about
Speaker 2: which that's actually interesting.
Speaker 1: There are Gears of War books. I'm pretty sure I
Speaker 1: think I've ever seen them. I wonder if they're any good.
Speaker 4: Probably not, probably not, but probably from Xbox fans at
Speaker 4: that age, so it's probably ship.
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Speaker 2: also the aesthetics are so meatthead. It's such a meat
Speaker 2: at like, I wouldn't be surprised. I have most Gears
Speaker 2: of War fans just completely glazed over. So what that
Speaker 2: game is about?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah? Or like any of the emotional beats are
Speaker 1: like he killed his wife? Crazy?
Speaker 4: That game is not for it's.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever.
Speaker 1: I think it is?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 1: I think it is? I think it is crazy. I
Speaker 1: can tell them apart that's crazy. Tyler Perry, what looks
Speaker 1: really big? And this is crazy? They would never watch
Speaker 1: they would never watch a Tyler Perry thing. I don't
Speaker 1: even think that.
Speaker 2: I've never watched one. To be fair, no, I I
Speaker 2: didn't enjoy. Because I'm being honest, media hit way too
Speaker 2: close to home. I had a great grandmother named Medea
Speaker 2: that looked.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: It's actually really b other than me about it? Is that,
Speaker 4: like I was fucking unfortunately raised pretty question. So all
Speaker 4: my bible thumping, fucking relatives that this is real, good
Speaker 4: story about black people. My Grandma's like, no, it's not
Speaker 4: fucking trash. Like it's like say, when she didn't watch
Speaker 4: Novella's she thinks that ship is just garbage.
Speaker 1: I think we had one is I think we had
Speaker 1: one media movie. Yeah, yeah, the media goes to hell.
Speaker 1: But no, but that would be sick. I would have
Speaker 1: ended up in nineteen sixty nine watched Media X and
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Speaker 4: Tyler Perry has done serious damage to the mental perception
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Speaker 4: I'm standing by that.
Speaker 1: I think more.
Speaker 2: To be honest, I think I think Medea was like
Speaker 2: a niche.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's successful, but the opposite I do
Speaker 1: you think so. Yeah, Chris, I think that dude May
Speaker 1: has an empire of money from me. I understand. I
Speaker 1: don't think it took much to get that money. Like
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't.
Speaker 3: I would be curious to see, like Tyler Tyler say
Speaker 3: Tyler King Well, now, yeah, I mean I would guarantee
Speaker 3: King Batches vines had an influence on more people on
Speaker 3: Vine than Media's movies had an impact on adults or
Speaker 3: really anybody watching those movies.
Speaker 1: I think, I agree, I agree, I think they I
Speaker 1: think they on Medea By like Sheer happens now, they
Speaker 1: are both the magic although although I will say I
Speaker 1: think it's debatable, I don't think. I don't think I'm
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just more like I see no King Batch
Speaker 2: influence anymore at all, Like as far as media influenced
Speaker 2: still though, you know what I mean, has a chance
Speaker 2: to make movies like sure, but that's the influence media.
Speaker 1: I think. I feel like he's got his I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's kind of the same way that the my Pillow
Speaker 3: guy is successful, you know what I mean, Like yeah,
Speaker 3: but like his is his influence crazy, like I forgot
Speaker 3: his name, Mike.
Speaker 1: Lindell, Mike Lindell, Michae Lindelle. Did you see he had
Speaker 1: a sale in his bills were fourteen eighty eight? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, I didn't see that. I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: there was a fucking there's a video.
Speaker 3: There's a video of him that looked like fucking uh
Speaker 3: Edgar Allen, like a there's a photo of him that
Speaker 3: looks like Edgar Allen, poet, I swear to God, and
Speaker 3: I retweeted it.
Speaker 1: I retweeted it.
Speaker 2: That was like, oh my god, what the fuck I think?
Speaker 2: I retweeted and said once upon him midnight.
Speaker 1: Dreary looking ass, And it was a banger tweet and
Speaker 1: nobody got it because no one fucking reads man. Of course,
Speaker 1: that is weird to not know Edgar Allan upon him
Speaker 1: midnight drear, Like are you kidding?
Speaker 2: Even they at least would I guess it's specifically kind
Speaker 2: of iconic, at leastly like in the way that Nicola
Speaker 2: Tesla is.
Speaker 1: Why would they don't know about him? But no, I
Speaker 1: see the pictures. I should have said never more looking ass,
Speaker 1: and then maybe more people would have got it.
Speaker 4: No, maybe no way, people know who I got on
Speaker 4: poets really that they really books like people don't like
Speaker 4: you just know, but like biproxy, you just don't know
Speaker 4: the person. People just go to school and pass through
Speaker 4: that at school.
Speaker 2: They didn't see the epic rap battle history at least. Yeah, no, interesting.
Speaker 2: I'm curious about like like the because the people people
Speaker 2: are calling them alpha, but alpha's not is a thing yet.
Speaker 2: When people jen alpha genova is not a thing yet.
Speaker 4: It's just it is.
Speaker 1: We're still in I think jen beta is actually happening now.
Speaker 4: I think my nephew, not that, dude.
Speaker 1: Generations, that's what I heard.
Speaker 2: I don't know, look at I don't know who's I
Speaker 2: don't know who's speeding it up on like incorrectly for
Speaker 2: ten years?
Speaker 4: Is the generation thing?
Speaker 2: Absolutely that is? It's I know, you're right, that's what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. Culturally, people are speeding it up.
Speaker 1: That's not accurate. But well only gens.
Speaker 3: Still arguably generations aren't even real in that sense anyway.
Speaker 1: Well, it's just how we started classifying it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, supposed to do it as like twenty five years
Speaker 2: because that was just a generation's past. That's why there's
Speaker 2: only baby booner, gen X and millennial and then so
Speaker 2: we're still technical, should.
Speaker 1: Only be in gen Z alpha, should not be a
Speaker 1: thing yet.
Speaker 4: Well, I think I look, I'm I'm I am a
Speaker 4: early millennial. I think tech.
Speaker 1: No late, give me late. I know what you mean.
Speaker 4: I know what you mean.
Speaker 1: We're like sillennial category. You guys are still you guys
Speaker 1: are millennials.
Speaker 4: Lily is a millennial. Lily is one of them ninety
Speaker 4: six group. She's the very beginning of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's like, like I have more in common
Speaker 2: with with like older gen Z than I do with
Speaker 2: Like I think that that's.
Speaker 1: The thing, Like we're online. Culture changed it to where
Speaker 1: it's like it's it's it's it's meaningless. Now I do
Speaker 1: think things.
Speaker 3: I do think things are speeding up to the point where,
Speaker 3: like I do think twenty five is just a ridiculous
Speaker 3: amount of time to like have a general like now
Speaker 3: it's just like, what the fuck even is that?
Speaker 4: So my niece is twenty five the same tedition as me.
Speaker 1: Huh is she is?
Speaker 2: She? No?
Speaker 4: My niece is no, she wouldn't be Your niece is
Speaker 4: twenty five? Yeah, so's she's definitely gen z Technicz but
Speaker 4: she's like a late She's like a late but she's
Speaker 4: like late edition j Z.
Speaker 1: The way I totally older. I totally understand the way
Speaker 1: that we'd use it socially.
Speaker 2: It's just it's it's just getting short and crazy, getting
Speaker 2: shorter and shorter now because pop were like Jen Alfa,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I if you want to call it, because
Speaker 2: you know what almost for the difference, it almost feels
Speaker 2: like high school now to me, true like once high
Speaker 2: schools graduated though that's your generation, that's what it feels
Speaker 2: like now.
Speaker 3: I agree, But it is also like I would argue,
Speaker 3: the differences are happening faster because I even have like, uh,
Speaker 3: some younger people in my family who are like in
Speaker 3: high school right now, and they're like, I.
Speaker 2: Don't even know what the the middle school is, you're saying, man,
Speaker 2: And that wasn't like that when I was in school,
Speaker 2: Like I like everybody understood like what the fun you
Speaker 2: know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like eleventh graders didn't have like a fucking language barrier
Speaker 3: with eighth graders.
Speaker 1: They didn't care about the same things, and they weren't
Speaker 1: like but it was never like what the fuck did
Speaker 1: you just say? What are you saying, I guess I.
Speaker 2: Feel like a lot of that stuff because like it's
Speaker 2: when I hear a lot of my my mom's older slang,
Speaker 2: I'm like, the fuck does that mean.
Speaker 1: That's your mom?
Speaker 4: That's crazy, but.
Speaker 1: That's happening with like your people's sisters.
Speaker 3: Now people's sisters speaks a language I don't understand.
Speaker 1: They're talking about skivity, fucking what wasn't that? But that's
Speaker 1: that's it. I swear to you, man, I'm telling you.
Speaker 4: Derek, Derek, my language is so fucked because I was
Speaker 4: by an old person, so the things I think are funny,
Speaker 4: like I do quite quite literally to me.
Speaker 2: The only time it happened was when I was so
Speaker 2: I was probably late twenty or thirty, and then somebody
Speaker 2: who was just like eighteen or something that that was
Speaker 2: a gap for me because it was the way that
Speaker 2: they used bet. It was that so it was like
Speaker 2: bet when I was growing up was just like you
Speaker 2: want to bet? It was like a challenge, and now
Speaker 2: it's like an affirmation like bet, I mean that's where
Speaker 2: I got. I think it's still like it means the
Speaker 2: same thing, but like no, it doesn't, because it's like that.
Speaker 1: Means no is a challenge that it doesn't mean any
Speaker 1: of that.
Speaker 2: Now, what are you saying Bet is now a signifier
Speaker 2: that you're you're a supporter of betto or Rourke? What?
Speaker 1: Fuck Bet? You know? Remember him?
Speaker 2: Do you remember the iconic It's crazy that the kids,
Speaker 2: everybody loves it. He's huge with Jen Beta. I thought
Speaker 2: I thought it was Patrick bet David. Actually Patrick, they
Speaker 2: were praising Patrick bed David.
Speaker 1: Now when they say beat show you think it's bad
Speaker 1: that people are dying? What do you mean rich stupid
Speaker 1: dumb pieces. I have businesses and I suck and I'm stupid.
Speaker 2: I'm a rich dumb idio and I'm like from the
Speaker 2: Middle East, but I changed my name to be super white.
Speaker 2: I'm an idiot, I suck, I'm I'm dumb and gay.
Speaker 2: I sell babies to Isis. Yeah, my name is Patrick
Speaker 2: Bett David. Yeah, I'm Patrick bed David. I saw babies ice.
Speaker 2: Let's being that in in the middle of a ranch.
Speaker 1: Correct this immediately to get off his train.
Speaker 3: It's like an Alex Joe's like, it's like, I hate
Speaker 3: this guy who sells baby's Isis.
Speaker 1: He's fucking you almost don't you can hear it?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean yeah anyway, annoying race trade
Speaker 3: of the uh, Lily's baby, Lily's brother playing flat out.
Speaker 3: I r L sorry, Miss Jackson, badly brave? Who's New
Speaker 3: York nick? He almost exploded? ELM was busted all over.
Speaker 1: That was a close one. Uh A theory needs help.
Speaker 1: Laurie Penis name from Muffius one. Yeah, list as always
Speaker 1: the seductive king of haphazard. You know what I do
Speaker 1: find funny the.
Speaker 2: These the newest generation, like the youngest people right now,
Speaker 2: certain terms that have been around, like saying babies. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so the babies right now, the babies that have like
Speaker 2: Instagram and stuff.
Speaker 1: Sure, they are exactly you know one baby that's I
Speaker 1: think I know one baby too. I actually I don't
Speaker 1: know any right now. Keep forever.
Speaker 2: I'm forever keep I'm never want to see babies ever again.
Speaker 2: But they don't the new the terminologies has been around
Speaker 2: for like sports and specifically basketball, Like they think everything suspr.
Speaker 2: It's so funny because everything like oh he exploded, Oh
Speaker 2: like get in his face, get into him and like
Speaker 2: and stuff, and they're talking about thickness and girth. They're
Speaker 2: like talking about like and they're like, bro, this is
Speaker 2: so gay, and I'm like, I love that.
Speaker 1: I understand that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, but they can't let it slide ever, Like
Speaker 2: every time I see in a common section, it's always
Speaker 2: paused because but like, and everything does sound.
Speaker 1: Everything does sound.
Speaker 4: People like no Homo died out way better. I think
Speaker 4: it's still so stupid.
Speaker 1: But pause is so much better than because like no
Speaker 1: homos because you know, it's it's it's it's a little disrespectful.
Speaker 1: So it's it's it's nice to the same sentiment, but
Speaker 1: it's much not a verb. That's the whole point.
Speaker 4: It makes it more disrespectful. Almost technically it's just you
Speaker 4: put lipstick on it.
Speaker 1: But that's how language works. That makes it. But that's
Speaker 1: also fucked but it's not though. It's like, so you'd
Speaker 1: rather have people just say hard R than like, than
Speaker 1: centering themselves.
Speaker 4: If you're calling me a negro opposed to the hard R,
Speaker 4: you mean the same thing, but you're just you're just
Speaker 4: too pussy to say.
Speaker 1: What you really mean. That's all it is.
Speaker 4: It's like you are horror, so you want people to
Speaker 4: call I'd rather you stand on your ground than try
Speaker 4: to fucking paint You heard it first, well, you're to
Speaker 4: be honest.
Speaker 1: I agree. I also want more people to call him
Speaker 1: you heard it first. It's like call him the Niger
Speaker 1: but with another g. I know what you're saying. I know,
Speaker 1: I know, Yeah, the juice took it over.
Speaker 3: I know the sentiment that you I know the sentiment
Speaker 3: we're trying because it is, like you know, it's a
Speaker 3: soft language, like you prefer if people are just biggoted,
Speaker 3: just like just be biggoted, like wife.
Speaker 1: I relate to it. I get it.
Speaker 3: Uh, However, I think it's I think there's also it's
Speaker 3: a little bit better that people aren't running around screamy
Speaker 3: the work.
Speaker 2: That's technically yes, but it's it's I reserve it for
Speaker 2: the people who are, say the kids who aren't trying
Speaker 2: to be assholes, just just be chill. And then there's
Speaker 2: the seething races. I completely agree, like don't hide your power.
Speaker 3: Like the pause is better for uh, it's kind of
Speaker 3: like when we call like that's gay, we don't really
Speaker 3: mean it anyway, and work it's too late for it.
Speaker 1: It's a silly joke. It's like pause. I just like
Speaker 1: it a lot better than you do, though, pause you do, Hey, pause,
Speaker 1: I say the word. Bye guys, thanks for tuning in.
Speaker 1: We'll see you next time. Uh start tank more four
Speaker 1: more years or more years. Bye bye everybody. Bye later
Speaker 1: give me more money or more years.