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Speaker 2: Orlando's rock Station one O one one w j r R. Okay,
Speaker 2: you get fifteen minutes. If you haven't voted for you
Speaker 2: say we play it yet. You can do that between
Speaker 2: now and nine. JR. Facebook page featured band this morning,
Speaker 2: the Clash Rock the Kasba train in Vain, London calling
Speaker 2: the song choices.
Speaker 3: God, I don't know which one I'd vote for, but
Speaker 3: you vote for the one you want.
Speaker 2: JR.
Speaker 1: Facebook page.
Speaker 2: Somebody votes is.
Speaker 3: One of Metallica tickets randomly picked. Might as well be you. Yep,
Speaker 3: the damn asteroids back? Are you kidding me? Asteroid twenty
Speaker 3: twenty four yr four?
Speaker 1: They said it had like a next to nothing chance
Speaker 1: of hitting us.
Speaker 2: Now it's back. Well, it had next to nothing chance,
Speaker 2: then the chances went up, then they went up again,
Speaker 2: then they went up again, then they went away. This
Speaker 2: thing's not gonna hit us.
Speaker 1: Suck it up with that that moon.
Speaker 2: Back in December of twenty thirty two, here's the latest
Speaker 2: from NASA. We got a two part situation going on here. First,
Speaker 2: it's the asteroid twenty twenty four yr four is larger
Speaker 2: than they originally thought.
Speaker 3: Now it may hit the moon. Okay, could throw the
Speaker 3: Moon off of it now, off of its orbit. It
Speaker 3: would throw the Moon off the orbit. No, you're just
Speaker 3: adding that there's no concern that it would actually alter
Speaker 3: the Moon's orbit. No, it would do just a little dent.
Speaker 3: And then that stupid the dust hold on the dust
Speaker 3: vacuum that you talked about and check it out or
Speaker 3: check it out yesterday, could suck all the dust Uply,
Speaker 3: this is part.
Speaker 2: Of the issue. Although it's a small chance, just under
Speaker 2: four percent chance that it may hit the Moon in
Speaker 2: December of twenty thirty two, there's a lot of moon
Speaker 2: stuff planned between now and then, and we may be
Speaker 2: colonized on the Moon by then. The way technology is going,
Speaker 2: we will not. I I just thought i'd bring it
Speaker 2: up with a damn, damn asteroid.
Speaker 1: I don't want people to worry going on the weekend.
Speaker 3: Our government has that little ship just like on the
Speaker 3: video game.
Speaker 1: They goes bing bing bing, you know asteroids of video game.
Speaker 3: We our government has stuff like that that'll blow that
Speaker 3: thing out of the sky before it hits anything that matters, if.
Speaker 2: You say so, all right, final headline of the week contender.
Speaker 2: Here we brought it up. I've had him in each idiotology.
Speaker 2: It's just been a strong week for potential headlines of
Speaker 2: the week. Uh you know winners.
Speaker 3: Okay, I went through so it doesn't take so long
Speaker 3: to go over these like it did yesterday. I went
Speaker 3: through and highlighted all of them and I have I
Speaker 3: have them all abbreviated.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me get this one. You ready for this one? Go?
Speaker 2: Ceo accused of choking man and threatening to kill him
Speaker 2: on cruise ship over barefoot dancing incident. I don't even
Speaker 2: really want to write that one. Well, we've got a
Speaker 2: CEO of a California based financial services company that was
Speaker 2: on a cruise on Virgin Voyages with his wife when
Speaker 2: they were hanging out in the on the rocks bar
Speaker 2: on the ship, when a stranger approached the gentleman's wife
Speaker 2: on the dance floor. He was barefoot and began dancing
Speaker 2: with her, and she says to him, we're all adults here,
Speaker 2: can you at least put your shoes on? And he
Speaker 2: started back talking to the woman, and this is when
Speaker 2: the CEO flew into a fit of rage, choking the
Speaker 2: barefoot man on the dance floor at on the rocks
Speaker 2: bar on the Virgin voyages cruise ship.
Speaker 3: You don't a guy comes and dances with somebody's wife,
Speaker 3: you don't tell him to go put his shoes on
Speaker 3: shoeless on a cruise on the rocks bar. All right,
Speaker 3: read the headline one more time.
Speaker 2: CEO accused of choking man and threatening to kill him
Speaker 2: on cruise ship over barefoot dancing incident. That's no way
Speaker 2: for a CEO of an American financial corporation too. I
Speaker 2: didn't get the whole thing. I'll just play it back
Speaker 2: when it's time. All right, So those are your headlines
Speaker 2: of the wee two two five six. If you have thoughts,
Speaker 2: Taco is campaigning heavily. Do you want me to read
Speaker 2: them all? Totally nude man? Uh, we didn't give them all. Okay,
Speaker 2: go ahead, recap him quickly. I told you I haven't organized.
Speaker 2: Hold on, all right, we've got the CEO choking. No, yes,
Speaker 2: the barefoot dancing man with his wife on the cruise ship.
Speaker 2: That's go one.
Speaker 3: CEO choking is what we'll name that one. Then we
Speaker 3: have man arrested in Provo, Utah for entering a restaurant
Speaker 3: fully nude and flexing muscles while while waving a gun.
Speaker 2: He was flexing aggressively while holding a gun in completely
Speaker 2: nude in the Utahs. I know you're campaigning for that
Speaker 2: one happened. I'm I'm up and I don't know now.
Speaker 3: Uh, mysterious poop Chucker might be targeted just that they
Speaker 3: got poop Chucker in a headline you pointed out, and
Speaker 3: that is good. Mysterious poop Chucker might be targeting Colorado
Speaker 3: woman for not picking up her dogs waste machetti wielding
Speaker 3: cinabun ban it.
Speaker 2: It's cinnamon bun, cinnamon cinnamon bun band it what he robbed?
Speaker 3: It caught caught mid snack, Yes, okay, Uh.
Speaker 2: Cinnamon rolled from a convenience store and try to stop
Speaker 2: and produce a machete.
Speaker 3: Oh, we need to headline unlicensed clean plastic surgeon leaves
Speaker 3: woman brain dead after a butt botched butt Uh procedure botched.
Speaker 3: But yes, that man allegedly broke into ex girlfriend's house
Speaker 3: and stole a chicken.
Speaker 2: So that was that was Polly the Chicken from earlier,
Speaker 2: and then we have the guy choked.
Speaker 3: So here's the things you're voting on it two two five,
Speaker 3: two six nude flexor and restaurant poop Chucker machete wielding
Speaker 3: cinnamon bun bandit but botched butt procedure, chicken thief or
Speaker 3: that the CEO choking.
Speaker 2: Out dancer or the barefoot man on the dance floor
Speaker 2: being choked by the CEO, which you all give us
Speaker 2: just to say, just give us a one word so
Speaker 2: we know what you're going with on that while you
Speaker 2: tell you about this last story.
Speaker 3: Yes, summarize it just like I did, and Pat and
Speaker 3: I will tell ours after, so we don't sway the
Speaker 3: boat go two.
Speaker 2: Two five six for that. Then finally there's this. This
Speaker 2: a hole is a twenty four year old named Michelo
Speaker 2: polycov Uh. He is an American social media influencer and
Speaker 2: his his his stick is that he's a thrill seeker.
Speaker 2: Thrill seeker. He's been arrested after he showed up on
Speaker 2: in the in the Indian Ocean on a very desolate island,
Speaker 2: North Sentinel Island, which is the home to a group
Speaker 2: of indigenous folks who have never had any exposure to
Speaker 2: the outside world. They left him decentile in these tribe.
Speaker 2: No one has made contact with them. This is one
Speaker 2: of those groups that you just leave well enough alone.
Speaker 2: They have their little thing going on out there. They
Speaker 2: have for hundreds of years. Leave them be, we know
Speaker 2: they're there, but no, the thrill secret needs to show up.
Speaker 2: And if that wasn't enough, he shows up and leaves
Speaker 2: behind modern amenities for the come on, including a can
Speaker 2: of Coca cola and a coconut.
Speaker 1: I think they have coconuts, don't ask.
Speaker 2: I don't know if there's coconuts on this specific island,
Speaker 2: but I can picture these people picking up this can oak.
Speaker 1: Now they're going to have a caffeine addiction too.
Speaker 2: This guy's lucky they didn't put him on a spike. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Those are the kind of people that.
Speaker 3: Eat you, right, That's how they're either surviving off of
Speaker 3: you can only eat so much shark that you shoot
Speaker 3: with your with your wooden gun, or you know, you
Speaker 3: can only can't.
Speaker 2: Kill everything with a stick there when you're unexposed indigenous, try.
Speaker 3: Exactly stick gun. Yeah, it shoots all hard poon. So
Speaker 3: they've already eaten all the monkeys, bad darts. I wish
Speaker 3: they would have eaten them. The thrill Seeker was eaten,
Speaker 3: that would have been a hell headline of the WII. Right,
Speaker 3: real quick, what takes the crown? We're taking from right now.
Speaker 3: Poop Chucker, poop chucker, Uh, poop chuck, you keep him short,
Speaker 3: poop chucker, nude restaurant, nude poop chucker, chicken. Everybody's been
Speaker 3: doing chicken choker jokes with that guy all morning. Uh
Speaker 3: butt botch poop chucker, Polly the Chicken, poop chucker, nude flexer,
Speaker 3: nude flexer.
Speaker 1: It is poop chucker.
Speaker 2: Poop chucker takes it.
Speaker 3: And you know what, I'm gonna concourage just for what
Speaker 3: you pointed out yesterday to get that word, those words
Speaker 3: in the headline.
Speaker 2: Roll that one right by that. This is in journalism now.
Speaker 2: There's there's no fact checkers, headline readers, content editors, nothing.
Speaker 2: It's just whatever the whoever wrote the piece, it gets
Speaker 2: through unabated and they're figuring this out. And I love it.
Speaker 2: I personally love it because it helps enhance this segment.
Speaker 3: If the paper wasn't gonna be his prehistoric like you
Speaker 3: know those indigenous people soon, I would go right for it.
Speaker 3: Just a crazy head on you. You're gonna get that
Speaker 3: bombs in there soon. Nobody knows. Great j R. R