Speaker 1: One on one with Linchintaco.
Speaker 2: This is Orlando's rock station, one oh one one w
Speaker 2: j R. Are Tako. You got a little field trip
Speaker 2: planned to Holly Hill Friday. I understand. Yeah, gonna be
Speaker 2: a good time.
Speaker 1: The grand opening Modern Concepts Home Design Center. We're gonna
Speaker 1: be doing a big ticket that's out there. That means
Speaker 1: tickets to upcoming j are Our shows. Every half hour
Speaker 1: they're giving away over nine thousand dollars in prizes, TV, flooring,
Speaker 1: a bunch of good stuff. So join me this Friday
Speaker 1: is starting at to Holly Hill right there off North
Speaker 1: Nova Road. Florida Man, Florida man, flow down, man, it's
Speaker 1: got to be a flooring man. He's got to be
Speaker 1: a flying event.
Speaker 2: I think this kind of seals the deal. If we
Speaker 2: were to have a capital of the Florida Man state,
Speaker 2: it's got to be clear. Oh yeah, we figured that out. Recently,
Speaker 2: yet another Florida man incident emerging out of the clear
Speaker 2: Water area, involving this time thirty four year old Florida
Speaker 2: man named Aaron Jablonski. Aaron was hanging out Saturday night
Speaker 2: at the Overtime Sports Bar. Well, actually, I guess it
Speaker 2: was about Sunday morning, seeing as it was two thirty
Speaker 2: okay in the morning. Aaron became enraged when he was
Speaker 2: informed that the karaoke machine was on the fritz. What
Speaker 2: to do? What to do? Aaron's loaded at two thirty
Speaker 2: in the morning at Overtime sports bar and he wants
Speaker 2: to do some karaoke.
Speaker 1: You can't just go to another place that late at
Speaker 1: night and find karaoke.
Speaker 2: Now, bust out your gun and start waving it around
Speaker 2: in a fit of rage and actually click off a
Speaker 2: few rounds. That's gus. Yes. At this point, the police
Speaker 2: are now called in. By the time they arrive, he's
Speaker 2: now outside, still waving the gun around in his fit
Speaker 2: of rage, angry that the carriaoke karaoke machine, what's in working?
Speaker 1: I want to sing my journey and I want to
Speaker 1: sing it now. That's always a big pick right there,
Speaker 1: you know journey?
Speaker 2: Maybe well St. Patrick's state weekend. Maybe he want to
Speaker 2: do like some cranberries or something. Do you have to do?
Speaker 2: You have to let it linger.
Speaker 1: He's going to be lingering in jail for a while.
Speaker 1: Pretty cool day for a sports bar right over time.
Speaker 1: It's creative number times sports bar. Yeah, open it two
Speaker 1: thirty in the morning for those West Coast games to finish.
Speaker 1: M oh, maybe they had the uh, maybe they were
Speaker 1: watching the F one race because I didn't start till
Speaker 1: the middle of the night.
Speaker 2: It was Australia, that's right, it could be. I don't know.
Speaker 2: For the second day, it's the second day of the week,
Speaker 2: we have a second headline of the week contender. It's
Speaker 2: shaping up to be a strong week with these. Yesterday's
Speaker 2: was pretty good, right, yeah, I'll tell you that one
Speaker 2: in a minute. What's this one? Do you have yesterday's handy?
Speaker 2: By chance? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right here?
Speaker 2: Did yesterday's headline involve Melbourne, Australia?
Speaker 1: No, no, I The only thing I've written down is
Speaker 1: sick severed head of king may have reservice resurfaced and
Speaker 1: an Irish rap show in Melbourne. It was in Melbourne. Okay,
Speaker 1: we got another one, huh there out of Melbourne, of
Speaker 1: all the places in the world. It's a big planet.
Speaker 1: Two headline of the Week contenders emerging from that same
Speaker 1: pen two.
Speaker 2: Days in a row. Ready for this woman who planned
Speaker 2: to sell human toes regurgitated by dogs avoids jail in
Speaker 2: Melbourne court sentencing.
Speaker 1: So okay, woman who plans to sell.
Speaker 2: Human toes yep regurgitated by dogs, avoids jail time in
Speaker 2: Melbourne Court sentencing.
Speaker 1: Just explain this one to me. I was it at
Speaker 1: a dog fight and.
Speaker 2: Joanna Kinman was employed at a animal shelter as a
Speaker 2: ranger when two dogs in her care vomited up the
Speaker 2: toes and other remains of the human owner who had died.
Speaker 2: So you got to sit. Here's the deal. And we've
Speaker 2: talked about this unpleasant scenario many times on the di
Speaker 2: at the home and the dog eats you or the
Speaker 2: cat or whatever, because they're gonna at some point get desperate.
Speaker 2: That's what happened here. The dearly departed was discovered the
Speaker 2: dogs were still there, alive and apparently okay, so they
Speaker 2: called in the animal rescue people. She was charged with
Speaker 2: their care, takes the dogs away back to the shelter.
Speaker 2: A short time later, they vomit up the toes that
Speaker 2: they had been dining on. And if that wasn't enough,
Speaker 2: for whatever reason, she decided she'd see if she could
Speaker 2: find someone online who might be interested in buying these.
Speaker 1: Hey, you missing a toes? Maybe maybe fingers from a
Speaker 1: fireworks accent that you want to put toes in their place.
Speaker 2: She's only getting eighteen months community service order in one
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty hours of community work to have to
Speaker 2: do as a result of this. She's trying to obviously
Speaker 2: profit from a very unpleasant situation, and seeing as the
Speaker 2: world is the way the world is now, there's bound
Speaker 2: to be probably more than a few people who would
Speaker 2: perhaps indulge the idea of purchasing human toes regurgitated by dogs.
Speaker 2: These toes on my mantle, you won't believe it.
Speaker 1: They came from a guy down the street who Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was that scenario where he died and the dogs
Speaker 1: ate him, then they regurgitate him. I have them in
Speaker 1: the jar. I mean, that's I guess that's probably what
Speaker 1: I always thought. They'd go right for the face the dogs,
Speaker 1: But I'm thinking fingers and toes would be pat Look
Speaker 1: those are little morsels. Are the chicken wings.
Speaker 2: More more resembling snacks treats? Exactly?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean you hear the phrase finger foods right
Speaker 1: toeso man?
Speaker 2: And then they threw them up. They probably they maybe
Speaker 2: had some fungus going on or just didn't agree with
Speaker 2: the dog's digestive system. Yeah, so just that's all that
Speaker 2: gets you. By the way, if you ever find yourself
Speaker 2: in that scenario, don't don't. If you do find yourself
Speaker 2: in that scenario, just refrain from trying to sell the
Speaker 2: regurgitated toes yeah online, just you know, bag them and.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you do with them, throw them
Speaker 1: in your trash can or would you have to call authorities, Well.
Speaker 2: They know what happened. I probably would have just pitched them.
Speaker 2: Pitched them, Yeah, probably on a zip lock bag first,
Speaker 2: if it wasn't trash take as those probably.
Speaker 1: I think that one is leading head onto the week
Speaker 1: so far over the you know, the severed head of a.
Speaker 2: Statue showing up at the Punk Rock Country. Yeah, this
Speaker 2: one I.
Speaker 1: Think takes the cake for now. I mean we still
Speaker 1: have the rest of a week.
Speaker 2: South Boston police had their hands full yesterday during the
Speaker 2: Saint Patrick's Day celebration in Parade in Boston apparently, and
Speaker 2: I have some footage of this and plenty more on
Speaker 2: our jr. Our Facebook page. The item that came into
Speaker 2: play as a common denominator the most this go around
Speaker 2: were underage folks making use of their borgs, which we've
Speaker 2: talked about. Do you remember that borger with the college
Speaker 2: kids use blackoutrage gallons. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so a.
Speaker 1: Bunch punch collections at the train stations with like forty
Speaker 1: waying by like a column.
Speaker 3: We can't continue having a parade with his violence and
Speaker 3: alcohol our.
Speaker 2: Major pots of it.
Speaker 3: This parade is about respecting our self Boston veterans in
Speaker 3: military families, and if we can't do that in a
Speaker 3: family friendly way, I'd rather have no parade.
Speaker 2: Well, let's hope it doesn't come to that officer.
Speaker 1: You just wanted to get that Boston accent. And there
Speaker 1: test admitted, I love it. It's so gritty and rah,
Speaker 1: I told you my my wife's cousin lived along or
Speaker 1: their home was right on the route of the parade,
Speaker 1: and they said it was a double edged sword. It
Speaker 1: was great because they could just sit in their front
Speaker 1: yard and watch it, but they had to get a gate,
Speaker 1: an electric gate, to keep people out of their yard peeing,
Speaker 1: throwing beer cans, trash, getting said.
Speaker 2: They said, it was that was the bad. Yeah, if
Speaker 2: you want to get out of that mess, you need
Speaker 2: to just get out of South Boston head up to
Speaker 2: the North End where all the Italian restaurants are but
Speaker 2: uh yeah, blackout Rage Gallons man, that's uh all the rage,
Speaker 2: the name you consume. One of those bad boys, you know,
Speaker 2: garbage in, Garbage out. I think it's pretty pretty. Uh
Speaker 2: Toes exactly
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