Speaker 1: On on.
Speaker 2: I just I just jumped into it. Welcome to the
CEO Brea Show for episode five thirty seven.
Speaker 1: Five thirty seven.
Speaker 2: Yes, holy shit, we had to look it up on
Spotify because I follow Commander Cookout podcast.
Speaker 1: Me too, Yes, you had your phone au already.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. We're brought to you by the wonderful patrons
at Patreon dot com slash CEO podcast, of which or
whom I was talking to today and he joined the discord.
He was like, I, I don't know how to do it.
I don't know, So I just told him just fucking
do it. Yeah, and he got finger blasted. That is
in the discord, getting all of the people who are
in there to give you middle fingers.
Speaker 1: It's one of the benefits, Yes, benefits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna call it that.
Speaker 1: Another benefit going to Vegas with us? Who's going to Vegas?
To hear me in Me and cousin Jess were talking
about earlier and so and don't I didn't know. So
now I'm gonna put you on the spot and you
have to tell me everybody that's going to be in
Vegas house. So if you are still planning on going
to to Lost Wages to play magic at the magic
convention and you want to find your good friend at
the CEO house. How many of the people that we
talk about often on the show will they get to meet?
How many characters from the show, the curring personalities, if
you will, the people that.
Speaker 2: We talk about often on the show. We would be
talking about Mac Attack, he'd play red.
Speaker 1: He liked balls, Mac, Yeah, he does like balls, that's true.
Speaker 2: Anthony buck Hoole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, I like that guy. Yeah, all right, all right.
Speaker 2: He the last time I spent time with him in Vegas,
he bought He probably spent the most money on a
single piece of magic memorabilia that I ever saw somebody
spend at one time on one card.
Speaker 1: And it wasn't even a card, it was.
Speaker 2: A piece of paper. It was a Gamma play test card.
And he bought it and he's freaking lucky. How was there?
And it was a plane with a plane on it, yeah,
with an airplane on it, and he was going to
pay what he was going to pay for it, fool
And I says to the guy, I says, hey, we're
not paying that. And he's like, oh, how about this
amount of money off? And I look at Anthony. He
was like, I was going to pay I go, We'll
take it. That's how I negotiated. Then we all took
pictures and the guy shook his hand, and then he
was emotional. Rusty Trump Jones was there. Probably he was
emotional too, because he always cries.
Speaker 1: And Rusty Trump Jones cousin Jess who cries more at
the CCIO experiences.
Speaker 2: Probably Cousin Jess. She's right over there by the way. Yes,
I know that, most likely Cousin Jess. But I think
I think all time crying at CCIO experiences, probably Rusty
Trump Jones has the world record.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would he's been to more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a volume thing, yes, yeah, it's yeah, yeah
yeah yeah. And then well, well I'm not done talking
about buck Hole and Brad crying.
Speaker 1: In They both cried, I think, so did they hold
each other ever so gently?
Speaker 2: I think they did for them. Yeah. The thing about
it was, and this is this is part of the
reason why CCO is so great. And Cousin Jess she
knows this. You know this, And.
Speaker 1: It's because you can hold each other while you cry.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm fondling involved sometimes.
Speaker 1: In him or not.
Speaker 2: Whatever you're into Yeah, no king shaming in the nation,
only stink shaming.
Speaker 1: Yes, if you stink, we will make fun of you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so shower, especially in Vegas, it's so hot deal
with not very humid though, So maybe there's less stink
per capita. That math checks out, doesn't it. Maybe? Okay,
So brad and And and Anthony are fondling and crying,
and part of why it was such a cool moment
is is is. Anthony was saying, like, Man, I've played
magic for this long. I love this game. I I
worked my whole life to be able to afford to
do this kind of stuff, and now I can do it,
and it and it feels as good as I thought
I thought it would.
Speaker 1: Right, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: That's the kind of shit that you get to do
with the CEO experience, and it it's just a special
kind of memory, right because at the end of the day,
it's ultimately it's a magic card or a piece of paper,
but you get to do it and share it with
with all these people that are so great to be around.
Speaker 1: You can confirm if when you get to that point
in your life where you can get the thing like
a thing you've always wanted it's it's pretty cool and
like house is one thing if you have a kid,
those are not the same. Like it's a frivolous I'm
still waiting for the kid to pay off. It's he
will You'll see, You'll see when you were like sixty five.
He will probably make you laugh at least once before
you have a heart dad, damn it. But like buying
something that's totally frivolous, like you'll never need it, You're
just getting it because you can have it and you
always wanted it is a really cool feeling. Yeah, and
I can confirm can confirm doing that. He always given
me that opportunity as well.
Speaker 2: Oh there we go. Uh you know what, not a
lot of people that we otherwise always talk about on
the show. Austin's coming and he's caused playing. I'm not
gonna say anything more than that because I don't know
if it's supposed to be a surprise or not.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna ask a costplay question after
you give us the rest of that.
Speaker 2: They run down here, ah frick, I don't know who
else is coming.
Speaker 1: So none of our shifts, none of are like.
Speaker 2: No, we're gonna be slumming it man.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, we're gonna have like a whole new crew,
like a new crop of regularly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we gotta be fun. Tell him how to butt
chug and tell him how to go for four days
without eating anything except for beer. And you come home
and your pea's brown for four days and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody has abs because you're so dehydrated.
Speaker 2: Yeah. You come back to Canada and it's like still cold,
so your lips crack.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, your skin just flakes off like a sneak.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you look like Baltimore's on the last movie of
Harry Potter.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I always thought I looked like Baltimore, like when
he was on the back of that guy's head.
Speaker 2: You have too much knows to be for Baltimore only, Yeah,
that's true. Yeah, how do you know that? Also too
much hair?
Speaker 1: Yes, here's my costplay. Yeah, tell me, And there's gonna
be costplayers out there. They're gonna give me shit for this.
Good but I'm gonna say it anyway. Why the fuck
can't you just call it a costume or an outfit
because the word cosplay is not only kind of silly,
because it's costume play combined together, which for the record,
is a sex thing. That's not a I'm not just
saying that.
Speaker 2: Is that how cosplay started?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's just and that's why they call it that.
It's a sex thing. So you can be a cosplayer
that cosplays in your cosplay at the cosplay expo and
you're costplaying in your costplay while you cosplay with other costplayers.
What the fuck did I just say? You are a
person who made a costume that you're going to wear
to a costume contest and you're doing it with your
friends and peers an expo that celebrates that sort of thing,
that tells people what the fuck you're doing when you
walk in, Hey, I'm a cosplayer in my cosplay. I
costplayed a cosplay, and I'm gonna costplay for you with
the costplay. Get the fuck out of my face.
Speaker 2: You're using it as like a like a verb and
a noun and an adjective and the subject of a sentence.
Speaker 1: Because that's the way they do it.
Speaker 2: That's like the f word.
Speaker 1: Fuck and cosplay are the two most versatile words.
Speaker 2: I fucked that fucker, Tilly was fucking dead. Yes, Yes,
how the fuck you do fox? What the fuck fuck right? Yes?
Speaker 1: Its just it bugs me. So somebody down in the
comments can tell me, yeah, Brown, here's a little stupid.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. Give me. Give me those English majors
in the comments.
Speaker 1: I'm an English major and I don't understand it.
Speaker 2: WHOA, We're doomed.
Speaker 1: I got a degree.
Speaker 2: I know we're doomed. Okay, So back to magic the Gathering.
You know that game that we talk about allegedly. Yeah, okay,
so we are currently in the midst of the first
iteration of the arc of evolution. Listen to all those
big words, hey, are pretty bigger than the word cause play.
I know we're doing black, we're doing mono black. And
you said there's some ship.
Speaker 1: There's some ship on this one. This was I think
the least surprising color will be next weeks, because we.
Speaker 2: Kind of all know red part of let's talk about it.
Speaker 1: But black had some I was both very surprised and
very unsurprised by the list from then and the list
from now, and all of the how they I'm I'm
and I think you will be too, and the number
one of today, the today number one absolute it is,
of course it is. I can absolutely see it being
what it is. But at the same time, I'm very surprised.
Speaker 2: No way, Okay, I've I've been pleasantly surprised. I've been oh, yeah,
of course, and I've been I've been oh interesting that
this is a trend that we've identified. Those are three
things that I've been. I've been man like, oh, this
is doing what I thought it was, but not in
a bad way. It's like, oh, of course, I've kind
of ran that kind of four dimensional gambit and heard
all of or or felt all of those kinds of things. Yeah,
and that's actually kind of kind of cool.
Speaker 1: And I'm enjoying this our lots I think other people
are too. Lots of people have said they'd like to
see us to do the ten guilds. Yeah. Yeah, so
we're probably gonna end up doing that, which is cool.
Speaker 2: I put those guys at DHRE dot como.
Speaker 1: Work, Yeah, just put them through the pieces, like, all right, guys,
just do it.
Speaker 2: Use some of your state tistics for good.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So we're gonna maybe I'm gonna send the email
off to get those guys kind of working chugging along
on that one. We're gonna see them in Vegas, Yes
we are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who's gonna butt smack Joey Schultz first, Oh me
for sure, Okay, I call him Matt Morgan.
Speaker 1: Then yeah, you can have him. Man, Joey Shultz are
my favorite people in the whole world. And I've told
him that to his face and he cried. He cried
like cousin Jess.
Speaker 2: Whoa who holds the record for most crying out of
magic con Joey Schultz or Rusty Trump Jones.
Speaker 1: I'd Rusty probably still yeah, yeah, because Joey only cried
that one time.
Speaker 2: But like, well, let's make him cry again. Let's put
a frickin bunch of dice in a sock and give
him the mac to Crandell treatment.
Speaker 1: It wasn't even because I was mean to him. It
was because it was nice to him. WHOA, because he's like, man,
I had such a hard day. I'm like you, man,
like you're somebody I respect, and you said so many
nice things to me, and I was like, stop that. Yeah,
you reckon our reputation.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: It's almost like I'm a good dude. I don't always
talk shit.
Speaker 2: Could just dart?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Have you met me? Dude? There's
nobody in the world that believes that I made somebody
cry by telling them nice things. Nobody watching their show
believes that.
Speaker 2: But it's on the internet now, so.
Speaker 1: It must exist.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so I just kind I did kind of
ruin the character arc. The villain arc is Well, no,
this was.
Speaker 2: Like two years ago though.
Speaker 1: That was when we were in where were we Minneapolis?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you made him cry in the Midwest. Yeah,
that sounds like a that sounds like a Hallmark rom
comment Christmas. Hey, crying in the Midwest.
Speaker 1: At a brewery.
Speaker 2: At a brewery.
Speaker 1: Y see, you were you were punching more like more
like a bowery, like a booory. Oh, we're good, We're
really good.
Speaker 2: We have to leave.
Speaker 1: We have we're good at the internet. We should leave
and we can come back tomorrow and talk about mono
black decks. Hey.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, yeah, you were making you were making Joey
Schultz cry, and I was making Gavin Bert hate. Yeah,
by doing nice things and by literally punching them in
the face. Yes, those are all accurate statements.
Speaker 1: Did you punch him in in the face or the forehead,
because that is like seventy percent forehead.
Speaker 2: Isn't the forehead part of your face? No? At some point,
even if it's one piece, it stops being your face
and starts being your head.
Speaker 1: I think that your face goes from the top of
your eyebrow okay, to the bottom of where like your
little soul patch would be.
Speaker 2: No, no, your face goes all the way until your
chin goes down.
Speaker 1: I think he goes under too.
Speaker 2: No, no, not under. But like if you drew a
line straight away from your face like this, anything above
this line is your face.
Speaker 1: So your chin is your part of your face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, yeah, hundred percent. Let us know in the comments.
Speaker 1: No, you're right. I think you're right. I think you
might be right.
Speaker 2: But like, and your head works the same way. But
if your forehead is like a seventeen head, there's certain
like a certain number of like degrees that you have
to like kind of tangentially go around your head and
then it's your head.
Speaker 1: So well, how many head does it count? Then? Because
I'm thinking, like, I don't think the forehead counts.
Speaker 2: You don't think the four hed okay, vote, is the
forehead part of your face? Yeah, okay, I don't know.
When does it stop being your face if you like
a ten head?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But what if what if you got male pattern.
Speaker 1: Bald You know what if you're bald? If what if
you look.
Speaker 2: Like freaking Johnny Sins and your forehead goes to your
freaking back. Our waiter at the freaking Pony looked like
Johnny Sins the last time we were in Calgary.
Speaker 1: Why does so many people talk about Johnny Sins now?
Speaker 2: Because he's Johnny Freaking Sins. Do not google that.
Speaker 1: He's had every job?
Speaker 2: Yeah, got every freaking job.
Speaker 1: You know, what I think would be fun to do
if you ever met him would be to ask about
all of the different jobs that he did, Like what's
it like being like a pizza guy and a plumber
and you know what I mean, and for him to
like play along with him. It's like, yeah, you know,
I had a lot of education and I've done a
lot of a lot of neat stuff, you know, just
like I think that that interaction with Johnny Sins would
be very funny. And it's never ever mentioned that he,
you know, turns women inside out for money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's like those people that do like the
thirty four deck Challenge or whatever, where they make a
deck of every color combination. Yes, Johnny Sins of Magic yeah. Oh,
that's what I'm calling the Johnny Sins challenge. From now on,
we did it. Do you do you have Johnny sins arsenal, No,
you don't have Johnny Sin's work counts.
Speaker 1: I yeah, I do, but not in the magic deck department.
Speaker 2: Oh I don't. Only I don't.
Speaker 1: It's magic and has most of the same letters, but
not not like that. Well, I have too many mono
red decks to do thirty.
Speaker 2: There's too many Mono red to be Johnny Sins.
Speaker 1: I'm not one of those guys this color I already have.
I have to I'm not.
Speaker 2: I've accused you of that many a time on Commander
Cookout Podcast. Yes you yah, maybe you've seen it.
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, allegedly tomorrow is Commander Cookout Podcast episode five
thirty seven.
Speaker 1: That's what they tell us.
Speaker 2: Hit our theme song Burber