Speaker 1: Another edition of things is tracking.
Speaker 2: I got a crazy story for you guys.
Speaker 3: My daughter, my sweet daughter, is a leasing agent, and
Speaker 3: so she's at apartment complex and she goes and shows people, uh, hey,
Speaker 3: here's the apartment, and then they sign or they don't
Speaker 3: sign or whatever. And sometimes she'll come home and how'd
Speaker 3: your day go, baby girl?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: You know, I had four showings and some of these
Speaker 3: people were and sing blah blah blah. Well, a few
Speaker 3: weeks ago she told me about one particular person she
Speaker 3: showed an apartment to, and it sounded very Chris Chris.
Speaker 3: You guys remember Chris. Chris was a character that Gordon
Speaker 3: Keith did on The Ticket, and he was a young,
Speaker 3: uptown douchey sales guy that was super status oriented and
Speaker 3: told Liz all the time to make himself feel more
Speaker 3: important than he was. Okay, she's describing describing this guy,
Speaker 3: It's like, well she was.
Speaker 2: She was like, he said that.
Speaker 3: His mom owned the largest vitamin company in the world
Speaker 3: and that he only flies private and then he asked
Speaker 3: me if my shoes were Gucci, And I'm like, god,
Speaker 3: this sounds like a douche man. Yeah, you know, and
Speaker 3: She's like, pretty much everything that came out of his
Speaker 3: mouth was a lie. And I was like, all right,
Speaker 3: well that doesn't sound like a pleasant experience. Didn't think
Speaker 3: another thing about it. So yesterday she gets home and
Speaker 3: I was like, how's your day, baby girl? She was like, well,
Speaker 3: I a guy. I had to do a you know,
Speaker 3: I guess I forget. The term shoes is when the
Speaker 3: person actually leave. It's they called him move in. The
Speaker 3: person that leased the apartment is moving in. And it
Speaker 3: was the same guy from a month ago. He was
Speaker 3: moving in and she said, She goes, yeah, he said
Speaker 3: the weirdest thing.
Speaker 2: Oh, she said.
Speaker 3: In the middle of this, he goes, you're so soft spoken?
Speaker 3: Is it hereditary or your mom and dad soft spoken?
Speaker 3: She goes, well, actually, my dad's the opposite. He has
Speaker 3: a job where he talks for a living. And he goes, oh, really,
Speaker 3: well what does he do? And so she started to
Speaker 3: tell him who I was and what I did. He goes, oh,
Speaker 3: I hate that guy.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's all. Let's get this guy in
Speaker 2: the air. Oh, get it gets better. Why do you
Speaker 2: hate him? Well, he's having an affair with my ex wife.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what what he said to my daughter?
Speaker 3: My daughter goes, what you just said my dad did.
Speaker 3: And he goes, oh, oh, well who is he again?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: And then she goes, well, I'll show you a picture
Speaker 3: of him, and she he goes, oh no, no, no,
Speaker 3: he asked, he goes, she goes, he goes, what does
Speaker 3: he look like?
Speaker 2: And he goes. She goes, he's kind of tall and
Speaker 2: skin He goes, oh, no, this is a fat guy.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's me.
Speaker 3: I don't know that. But she was just like, why
Speaker 3: would a person I mean, it's clearly a lie. Why
Speaker 3: would a guy even say that if it's just everything
Speaker 3: that falls out of your mouth is a lie. And
Speaker 3: so as he's telling her this, and I'm sitting there thinking,
Speaker 3: there's probably lots of people out there that are saying
Speaker 3: horrible things about us out there in the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you ever thought about that?
Speaker 1: But for an acute accusation like that, that like she
Speaker 1: could just like hear that him not actually validate it
Speaker 1: and she go to your wife or you, Yeah, that
Speaker 1: could cause a lot of drama, like unnecessary drama.
Speaker 2: I think this guy has a lot of drama in
Speaker 2: his life.
Speaker 3: Wow, Like, based on every single thing he told her
Speaker 3: was pretty much a lie. Now, I had that going
Speaker 3: for me in this story, because I mean, to your point,
Speaker 3: think about how she could have reacted to that. And
Speaker 3: her first reaction was like, Uh, what are you making
Speaker 3: up about my dad right now? But that's a pretty
Speaker 3: intense thing for your daughter to come home and tell you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. Well, she didn't panic and
Speaker 3: call you immediately, No, call her mom.
Speaker 2: She didn't.
Speaker 3: She In fact, it's funny, like my wife is sitting
Speaker 3: there kind of laughing at the story. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: because I mean, clearly, you're gonna have sex with me,
Speaker 3: and you don't have time to have an affair, no, no, anything,
Speaker 3: You just don't have time. I've spent so much time
Speaker 3: thinking about how could I do this, and I just
Speaker 3: can't come up with the opportunity to do it. All right,
Speaker 3: But that's a pretty uh yeah, let's google that guy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, good stuff. Things getting weight to tracking Coming
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