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<v Speaker 1>Another edition of things is tracking.

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<v Speaker 2>I got a crazy story for you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>My daughter, my sweet daughter, is a leasing agent, and

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<v Speaker 3>so she's at apartment complex and she goes and shows people, uh, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>here's the apartment, and then they sign or they don't

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<v Speaker 3>sign or whatever. And sometimes she'll come home and how'd

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<v Speaker 3>your day go, baby girl?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I had four showings and some of these

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<v Speaker 3>people were and sing blah blah blah. Well, a few

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<v Speaker 3>weeks ago she told me about one particular person she

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<v Speaker 3>showed an apartment to, and it sounded very Chris Chris.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys remember Chris. Chris was a character that Gordon

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<v Speaker 3>Keith did on The Ticket, and he was a young,

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<v Speaker 3>uptown douchey sales guy that was super status oriented and

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<v Speaker 3>told Liz all the time to make himself feel more

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<v Speaker 3>important than he was. Okay, she's describing describing this guy,

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, well she was.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, he said that.

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<v Speaker 3>His mom owned the largest vitamin company in the world

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<v Speaker 3>and that he only flies private and then he asked

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<v Speaker 3>me if my shoes were Gucci, And I'm like, god,

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<v Speaker 3>this sounds like a douche man. Yeah, you know, and

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<v Speaker 3>She's like, pretty much everything that came out of his

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<v Speaker 3>mouth was a lie. And I was like, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>well that doesn't sound like a pleasant experience. Didn't think

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<v Speaker 3>another thing about it. So yesterday she gets home and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, how's your day, baby girl? She was like, well,

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<v Speaker 3>I a guy. I had to do a you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I guess I forget. The term shoes is when the

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<v Speaker 3>person actually leave. It's they called him move in. The

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<v Speaker 3>person that leased the apartment is moving in. And it

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<v Speaker 3>was the same guy from a month ago. He was

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<v Speaker 3>moving in and she said, She goes, yeah, he said

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<v Speaker 3>the weirdest thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, she said.

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<v Speaker 3>In the middle of this, he goes, you're so soft spoken?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it hereditary or your mom and dad soft spoken?

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<v Speaker 3>She goes, well, actually, my dad's the opposite. He has

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<v Speaker 3>a job where he talks for a living. And he goes, oh, really,

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<v Speaker 3>well what does he do? And so she started to

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<v Speaker 3>tell him who I was and what I did. He goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I hate that guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's all. Let's get this guy in

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<v Speaker 2>the air. Oh, get it gets better. Why do you

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<v Speaker 2>hate him? Well, he's having an affair with my ex wife.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, what what he said to my daughter?

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<v Speaker 3>My daughter goes, what you just said my dad did.

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<v Speaker 3>And he goes, oh, oh, well who is he again?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 3>And then she goes, well, I'll show you a picture

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<v Speaker 3>of him, and she he goes, oh no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>he asked, he goes, she goes, he goes, what does

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<v Speaker 3>he look like?

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<v Speaker 2>And he goes. She goes, he's kind of tall and

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<v Speaker 2>skin He goes, oh, no, this is a fat guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it's me.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know that. But she was just like, why

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<v Speaker 3>would a person I mean, it's clearly a lie. Why

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<v Speaker 3>would a guy even say that if it's just everything

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<v Speaker 3>that falls out of your mouth is a lie. And

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<v Speaker 3>so as he's telling her this, and I'm sitting there thinking,

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<v Speaker 3>there's probably lots of people out there that are saying

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<v Speaker 3>horrible things about us out there in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, have you ever thought about that?

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<v Speaker 1>But for an acute accusation like that, that like she

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<v Speaker 1>could just like hear that him not actually validate it

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<v Speaker 1>and she go to your wife or you, Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>could cause a lot of drama, like unnecessary drama.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this guy has a lot of drama in

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<v Speaker 2>his life.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, Like, based on every single thing he told her

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<v Speaker 3>was pretty much a lie. Now, I had that going

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<v Speaker 3>for me in this story, because I mean, to your point,

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<v Speaker 3>think about how she could have reacted to that. And

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<v Speaker 3>her first reaction was like, Uh, what are you making

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<v Speaker 3>up about my dad right now? But that's a pretty

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<v Speaker 3>intense thing for your daughter to come home and tell you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what I'm saying. Well, she didn't panic and

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<v Speaker 3>call you immediately, No, call her mom.

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<v Speaker 2>She didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>She In fact, it's funny, like my wife is sitting

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<v Speaker 3>there kind of laughing at the story. Yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>because I mean, clearly, you're gonna have sex with me,

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<v Speaker 3>and you don't have time to have an affair, no, no, anything,

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<v Speaker 3>You just don't have time. I've spent so much time

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<v Speaker 3>thinking about how could I do this, and I just

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<v Speaker 3>can't come up with the opportunity to do it. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>But that's a pretty uh yeah, let's google that guy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, good stuff. Things getting weight to tracking Coming

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<v Speaker 3>up next in the Hollywood Shuffle. Why did Diddy almost

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<v Speaker 3>get thrown out of the courtroom? That's coming up next.