Speaker 1: The County of Wiltshire gets three to four hundred large
Speaker 1: and complex crop circle patterns every year. I have camped
Speaker 1: up there quite a bit and it's a beautiful place
Speaker 1: with a lot of history. I've seen three with my
Speaker 1: own eyes. The first one appeared during the day by
Speaker 1: a main road and clear view of everyone traveling east.
Speaker 1: It was the end of a long driveway where I
Speaker 1: was living, and we walked up there and went to
Speaker 1: have a close look. The field was full of thick
Speaker 1: stems of oats that were all pushed down into perfect
Speaker 1: circles spiraling inward. There was a main large circle forty
Speaker 1: feet across, and snaking lines about a meter wide that
Speaker 1: turned into smaller circles. It was hard to see how
Speaker 1: any human could have done this. The stalks were actually
Speaker 1: woven together and patterns, and they were bent over, but
Speaker 1: none were snapped or uprooted. It was unbelievable. The next
Speaker 1: one I saw was while a friend and I were
Speaker 1: on a road trip. We had pulled into a rest
Speaker 1: stop and were taking a walk to stretch our legs
Speaker 1: when we noticed an enormous crop circle with perfect triangles
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty feet across in the field. Below.
Speaker 1: The third one I saw was five years ago. I
Speaker 1: was sitting on the raised roots of an old wild
Speaker 1: cherry tree, looking at the familiar view of flax fields,
Speaker 1: which have a nice blue hue when they are flowering.
Speaker 1: I looked down just for a second or two, and
Speaker 1: when I looked back at the field, a perfect circle
Speaker 1: had formed out of nowhere. It was baffling. Two years
Speaker 1: later I read about it in the local newspaper. Apparently
Speaker 1: there were three perfect circles in total, each one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty feet across. They were in a perfect equilateral
Speaker 1: triangle a mile apart, with our town in the middle.
Speaker 1: A specialist team of researchers came down and took soul
Speaker 1: and plant samples from within the circles, and they did
Speaker 1: find anomalies whatever that means. Crop circles are often extremely
Speaker 1: beautiful to look at. Orbs of light have been seen
Speaker 1: frequently in conjunction with crop circles, as if they are
Speaker 1: the ones making the patterns as they fly around low
Speaker 1: above the crops, much like the Bigfoot phenomenon. Though crop
Speaker 1: circles tend to be dismissed. Some explain them as hoaxes
Speaker 1: or works of art, but as someone who has seen
Speaker 1: them with my own eyes, as someone who has witnessed
Speaker 1: one appear right in front of me, I can tell
Speaker 1: you a human could not possibly accomplish such a feat. Hey, y'all,
Speaker 1: welcome to the podcast. I have got a little bit
Speaker 1: of work that I'm trying to do, so I'm in
Speaker 1: here extra early this morning, trying to record some new stuff.
Speaker 1: I've been putting up the archives because I'm busy to
Speaker 1: make sure that I keep the stories flowing. But this
Speaker 1: is a new podcast, new stories that have never been done,
Speaker 1: and the podcast probably over the next week or two
Speaker 1: will probably be a little shorter. I'll just do a
Speaker 1: couple of stories for each podcast and get something out.
Speaker 1: Hope that's good enough for everybody. Sure appreciate you joining
Speaker 1: me on this. Two good stories coming up. All right,
Speaker 1: here we go. Okay, this is a Bigfoot story. This
Speaker 1: email actually came to me, I think in five or
Speaker 1: six separate emails. It's like people will write a few
Speaker 1: paragraphs and they'll say the rest of it to come later,
Speaker 1: and I don't really like those. I wish you guys
Speaker 1: would just hang on to them and write the whole story,
Speaker 1: send it in one email and you know, proof read it,
Speaker 1: make sure you got all your memories right, think on
Speaker 1: it a day or two, and then send it. But
Speaker 1: in an attempt to try to get almost every single
Speaker 1: email that I get on the podcast, I'm doing this story. Rebecca,
Speaker 1: my editor, she's doing a great job. She was able
Speaker 1: to piece this together out of the It was supposed
Speaker 1: to be in six parts, but I only got five,
Speaker 1: and she okay. So I've been accused of changing stories.
Speaker 1: I know where that comes from, and that's fine. I
Speaker 1: don't change stories, but I'm going to tell you up front,
Speaker 1: I am changing this one because there was a part
Speaker 1: of this where this guy had shall we say, enchanted
Speaker 1: moments with the bigfoot ladies, let's put it that way.
Speaker 1: So that's not in this story. But the rest of
Speaker 1: it was pretty good. So I'm trying to do the
Speaker 1: best I can and get all these done. So let's
Speaker 1: get into the story. The man's name is Skeeter s
Speaker 1: k e E t E R. Skeeter. To skip through
Speaker 1: a lifetime of stories and important events. A long time ago,
Speaker 1: on a camping trip near Yosemite Valley, I befriended a
Speaker 1: bigfoot that I came to know as Stella I had
Speaker 1: set up my camp and started fishing in a stream
Speaker 1: nearby when we ran into each other. Neither one of
Speaker 1: us seemed to know what to think of the other,
Speaker 1: and we stared at each other for a while, waiting
Speaker 1: for one of us to make the first move. When
Speaker 1: she concluded that I wasn't going to cause her any problems,
Speaker 1: she not only tolerated me, but seemed interested in communicating.
Speaker 1: That's when I learned that sosquatch communicate telepathically and can
Speaker 1: control the emotions of nearby humans. The alarm I initially
Speaker 1: felt was inexplicably replaced with an overwhelming sense of calm,
Speaker 1: and I happily continued fishing. I lured in for trout
Speaker 1: and offered two of them to her, and then watched
Speaker 1: as she stood there, knee deep in water and gorged
Speaker 1: on them raw. It was something to behold, and when
Speaker 1: I went back to my small campfire to cook up
Speaker 1: my room main catch, she joined me and watched. I
Speaker 1: cooked the fish, and we engaged in a sort of
Speaker 1: mental discourse, and I was amazed at how easily this
Speaker 1: telepathy business worked. She heard me think it and laughed gutterly.
Speaker 1: I looked at the grint on her face the block teeth,
Speaker 1: with the exception of the rather large canines, which obviously
Speaker 1: could do considerable damage if called upon. Her arms and
Speaker 1: her entire build were powerful, and she heard my thoughts
Speaker 1: and seemed amused at them. Are there more of you?
Speaker 1: I ask? I learned that she was part of a clan,
Speaker 1: and that there were twenty three of them in a
Speaker 1: twenty square mile area. As our mental conversation went on,
Speaker 1: it occurred to me just how superior the Sasquatch are
Speaker 1: to humans, not just physically, but because of their exceptional
Speaker 1: power to project mental images and thoughts on us. I
Speaker 1: should have been scared straight, but there we sat like
Speaker 1: two old friends. It was very calm. Night came and
Speaker 1: the forest woke up with the sound of wood knocks
Speaker 1: and yells, and Stella screamed back, basically telling the others
Speaker 1: to shut up that she was fine and I was
Speaker 1: an okay dude. I was growing tired and sensing that
Speaker 1: I needed to sleep. Stella reassured me that I would
Speaker 1: be safe that night, and even offered to keep my
Speaker 1: fire going for me. The next morning came a big surprise.
Speaker 1: There was a second bigfoot in camp, a larger, more
Speaker 1: powerful looking male with the hairy physique of a bodybuilder
Speaker 1: underneath all the fur. It was Stella's brother. I soon
Speaker 1: learned that I called him William. He pronounced his name
Speaker 1: for me, but I couldn't understand it beyond being a
Speaker 1: guttural mess in my ears. But just because their voice
Speaker 1: boxes are not constructed like ours does not make them
Speaker 1: any less of a being. We need to keep that
Speaker 1: in mind as we encounter more of them other species
Speaker 1: here an off world, and consider that we may not
Speaker 1: be at the top of the heap as we'd like
Speaker 1: to think. Thank god, William was friendly, or at least
Speaker 1: friendly enough. He had brought a quarter of a venison
Speaker 1: and he and Stella were partaking. I was offered some
Speaker 1: and I frighted up in the skillet, and like Stella,
Speaker 1: William seemed to sense that I had a good heart.
Speaker 1: In getting to know them, they shared their history with me,
Speaker 1: and I learned that they were one quarter human. If
Speaker 1: my memory serves me, a Native American man had relations
Speaker 1: with their Sasquatch grandmother. Her son, a half human, had
Speaker 1: children with a female sasquatch. Their children were Stella and William.
Speaker 1: The two of them were wild as a cat's gat
Speaker 1: make no mistake, but they had a slight tolerance for humans.
Speaker 1: To make a long story short, they knew me to
Speaker 1: be an alright guy, and they also knew about the
Speaker 1: Smith and West and four sixty magnum revolver that I
Speaker 1: carried for close encounters with bears. Seeing my gun, William
Speaker 1: shared a story with me about an encounter they recently
Speaker 1: had with the Mexican cartel growing illegal weed in the area.
Speaker 1: Only a mile or so away. One of their Sosquatch
Speaker 1: cousins had been wounded by an ak and died shortly thereafter.
Speaker 1: The two brothers of the slain were posted to watch
Speaker 1: while the plan was formulated amongst the Klan to take
Speaker 1: out the offenders that evening. The task was relatively easily
Speaker 1: accomplished by stealth. Even at eight feet tall and six
Speaker 1: hundred pounds, their ability to travel unseen in the woods
Speaker 1: is unparalleled. Matched with their ability to communicate telepathically and
Speaker 1: control the emotions of humans within a certain range, they
Speaker 1: were truly a force to be reckoned with. They snuck
Speaker 1: up on two members of the cartel and ripped their
Speaker 1: heads off their and then caught up with several other
Speaker 1: members of the cartel, and they broke their arms. It
Speaker 1: certainly sent a message, and the remainder of the cartel
Speaker 1: cleared out of the area in a matter of minutes. Well,
Speaker 1: my supplies were becoming limited, and is it near time
Speaker 1: for me to end my camping trip and leave. Stella
Speaker 1: gradually released her hold on my mind and my emotions,
Speaker 1: but left me with the knowledge that the other sisquatch
Speaker 1: in the clan would leave me alone unless given a
Speaker 1: good reason not to so. Before I left, I gave
Speaker 1: my fishing pole to Stella and Totter and William how
Speaker 1: to tie flies or use bugs that they could find.
Speaker 1: Also left a good supply of fishing line, so that
Speaker 1: in a pench they could use the branches of trees
Speaker 1: as fishing poles. I gave them all the fish I
Speaker 1: had caught, and I bid my farewell. I began walking,
Speaker 1: and a mile later, when I was close to my truck,
Speaker 1: Stella's hold on my mind was completely released, and a
Speaker 1: flood of emotions washed over me like a tidal wave.
Speaker 1: I felt panic and anxiety and wonder and dumbfounded shock
Speaker 1: all at once. If I had encountered anyone else in
Speaker 1: the klan, I'm sure my camping trip would have ended
Speaker 1: with wild horror, but by what could only have been
Speaker 1: sheer luck, I ran into Stella and William. In the
Speaker 1: months and years that followed my experience, I came to
Speaker 1: develop a great fear and appreciation for the Sisquatch. I
Speaker 1: feel intense gratitude for having had such a life altering experience,
Speaker 1: and I'm filled with a bittersweet sadness that I might
Speaker 1: never encounter Stella and William again. Okay, that's the end
Speaker 1: of that email. I don't have any comments on that.
Speaker 1: It was an interesting story, and if they're not just terrible, terrible,
Speaker 1: terribly written that we can't make any heads or tails
Speaker 1: out of them. We put them on here and this
Speaker 1: is one of them. So I hope you all enjoyed that.
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