Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one
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Speaker 1: You have stick. Well, let's begin in a Virginia Lovers
Speaker 1: Virginia's are lovers for lovers?
Speaker 2: Yes, we established that. I say hello to forty eight
Speaker 2: year old David Campbell from Stafford, Virginia. David was charged
Speaker 2: with breaking and entering assault in public intoxication after mistaking
Speaker 2: a Wednesday evening Bible study group for a human trafficking operation.
Speaker 1: How the hell they see David was at home having
Speaker 1: a few on Wednesday night. Caught the intoxicated part. But
Speaker 1: still that wouldn't cause you to do that.
Speaker 2: Well, it would if you're irritated because the Bible study,
Speaker 2: or in his eyes, the human trafficking operation, was causing
Speaker 2: cars to be double parked at your neighbor's house with
Speaker 2: the folks who had shown up with their bibles to.
Speaker 1: Gather, and oh a church, this was somebody's house.
Speaker 2: So David, you know if you now, I am not
Speaker 2: trying to diminish human trafficking here whatsoever. That either to
Speaker 2: whatever floats your boat.
Speaker 1: He uh.
Speaker 2: He calls the cops and says there's there's a human
Speaker 2: traffic operation going on, and rather than waiting for the
Speaker 2: cops to come and investigate, David now decides he's gonna
Speaker 2: take matters into his own hands and barges into the
Speaker 2: Wednesday night Bible Study group. Cops are still on the phone,
Speaker 2: and he's hurt making threats. Oh, the cops are still
Speaker 2: on the Rather he's calling them rather than waiting, you
Speaker 2: know what, five minutes for them to show up. He's
Speaker 2: talking to them while he's busting down the door to
Speaker 2: take matters. Nobody just have a picture of him, though
Speaker 2: probably more than a few.
Speaker 1: That guy has hammer times God dog, he can't keep
Speaker 1: his eyes open for the the mugshot. Dave never going
Speaker 1: to believe what happened at Bible study Tonight's say in
Speaker 1: prayer for him.
Speaker 2: Kind of quietly over the weekend, the Boy Scouts officially
Speaker 2: changed their name to Scouting America on Saturday. Now we
Speaker 2: knew this was coming. They waited though, for Saturday, which
Speaker 2: was the one hundred and fifteenth anniversary, to make it official.
Speaker 1: CEO Roger Crone.
Speaker 2: Explains what's going on with the name change and why
Speaker 2: they did this.
Speaker 3: The argument that I make with the people that say, well,
Speaker 3: I always like Boy Scouts of America or BSA, why
Speaker 3: we have to change membership is at historical loads.
Speaker 1: Part of my.
Speaker 3: Job is to reduce all the barriers I possibly can
Speaker 3: for people to accept us as an organization and to join.
Speaker 2: Let me decode that for you. They want to be
Speaker 2: more inclusive and put some chicks in there. They've taken
Speaker 2: the boy element out of their their organization. However, Roger,
Speaker 2: your membership is at an all time low. I don't
Speaker 2: think it has anything to do with the name of
Speaker 2: the organization, but perhaps some problems it Scout leaders may
Speaker 2: have caused your organization and improper behavior with some of
Speaker 2: the boys pitching tents.
Speaker 1: Come on, we could go on for days here, Roger,
Speaker 1: do we have to be concerned about now? Is there
Speaker 1: going to be like a big uproar about trans Scouts?
Speaker 1: What Boys Scouting America? You you want to go and
Speaker 1: join their organization? You what? Whatever you bring it?
Speaker 2: And I'm not quite sure if everybody wears the same
Speaker 2: little outfits or not.
Speaker 4: I told you I had Scout socks. Wait, wait, hold
Speaker 4: on a second, I don't remember in high school into college.
Speaker 4: Why Well, because I was in the Boy Scouts for
Speaker 4: a week. You were in the boys for a week.
Speaker 1: I'd never do that. Yes, you did, I know I
Speaker 1: was in you know? How I know you know? Were
Speaker 1: you a cup Scout? First? Hell? No? I was only
Speaker 1: in the boy Scouts for one week. Did that part
Speaker 1: get by you? Why would it be a cup? Okay?
Speaker 1: Why were you in? Just I'm sorry, I'm not I
Speaker 1: didn't retain this story. Remember the trail where we covered
Speaker 1: all the hiking sides of mud? Okay, because we may
Speaker 1: have allegedly been high.
Speaker 2: You were a bad scout? Oh god, yeah, you weren't
Speaker 2: boy Scout material. We yeah, definitely, okay, I remember now.
Speaker 1: It is Delta Day myself and who else was it
Speaker 1: who coached you all? Did your parents sign you up
Speaker 1: for that? Or no? No, we just our buddy Steve
Speaker 1: was doing it, and I do that camping, got in
Speaker 1: the wood and smoked some pots. It's got in the
Speaker 1: woods and smoked some pot and well we did just that.
Speaker 1: And then when you are hiking back in the I
Speaker 1: guess that'd be the eighties, they had a route for
Speaker 1: you to follow the hiking trail. They would have one
Speaker 1: one single line means go straight, right or left, and
Speaker 1: then there's two that means this, this or this. And
Speaker 1: we were at you know, a little off, and we
Speaker 1: decided to cover some lines. But it blew up in
Speaker 1: our face because we got lost in the old Califorest.
Speaker 1: Then they had to have all these people. We ended
Speaker 1: up hiking like twenty miles or something, going circles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then they found lighters. They found a lighter and
Speaker 1: some like a foil. That ended your scouting crew, That's
Speaker 1: what it was. So you were actually kicked out of
Speaker 1: the scouts. Yeah, okay, all right, but I had boy
Speaker 1: scout socks until well into my college years. How many
Speaker 1: pairs did they give you? I only had one because
Speaker 1: I was only in for a week. Who's just they
Speaker 1: were the most durable. They just in the rotation. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: there were the most durable socks ever. And that what
Speaker 1: you get, you know, or the nerdy chicks you can
Speaker 1: say I was. They don't have to know the story
Speaker 1: about my scouting A seamy tye some knots Yeah exactly. Wait,
Speaker 1: now that could be creepy. So I was ten percent scout.
Speaker 1: Rubbed these sticks together and start a fire. See I
Speaker 1: rode these sticks next your nipples? Sorry, whoa yeah, tune
Speaker 1: in Tokyo Pat's doing over there. We were so childish
Speaker 1: and I had that song so long time. I had
Speaker 1: those socks. When I worked here at JRR, I wore
Speaker 1: them on one or two times.
Speaker 2: Okay, speaking of being outdoors and whatnot. Naked and Afraid
Speaker 2: Season eighteen is coming.
Speaker 1: Because again they're durable, that's why, because you know they're
Speaker 1: scouting socks. Okay, Naked Afraid eighteen.
Speaker 2: I have the trailer with the preview of something they
Speaker 2: have done on this show before.
Speaker 1: I was trying to guess what it would be.
Speaker 2: They'll be featuring the show's first double amputee. She has
Speaker 2: no legs. Her name's Mandy.
Speaker 1: She's gonna get annihilated, they always.
Speaker 2: I watched this trailer and they like have her nude
Speaker 2: blurred out as always, but shuffling across the ground, and
Speaker 2: I'm just like, there's no way this is gonna end.
Speaker 1: Well, no, Pat, big Naked and Afraid fan over here.
Speaker 1: I've talked about it on the show where that let's say,
Speaker 1: I've watched it many times, and I know there's the
Speaker 1: other one where the two dudes are out there and
Speaker 1: they have to survive basically, but Naked and Afraid. They
Speaker 1: always get eaten up by ants and stuff. Oh god,
Speaker 1: they're going straight to you know, yeah, yeah, the cubby hole.
Speaker 1: See if I was there with my scouting past, you know,
Speaker 1: I might have been the Scouts for two weeks because
Speaker 1: we did do the UH I got a floating patch,
Speaker 1: you like the swimming badge I did, but water and floating.
Speaker 1: They did the test ever at Delta Dave's house, and
Speaker 1: I almost failed it because I couldn't look when I float.
Speaker 1: You gotta go and let all you're out and then
Speaker 1: just lay. But I'd start floundering. Yeah. Then came the
Speaker 1: hiking trip. Are you sure it was only a week?
Speaker 4: This is.
Speaker 1: I just said it was. I think it was a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks duration. I remember we met at a
Speaker 1: church and I had really bad gas shocker and was
Speaker 1: cutting farts. I was a child. No one was rubbing
Speaker 1: two sticks together when that was going on. Older man,
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