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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one

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<v Speaker 1>O one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right. Couple reminders for you,

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<v Speaker 2>Rock the Bank cash giveaway, so those we'll be picking

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<v Speaker 2>back up and right around nine oh five, sure to

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<v Speaker 2>get that first keyword of the day. See if we

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<v Speaker 2>can extend our wind streak here on the Lynching Taco

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<v Speaker 2>Show with one of you winning a grant this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Before that, though you say we played, if you haven't

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<v Speaker 2>voted in that, you have the opportunity to do so

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<v Speaker 2>for about another fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Jr. Facebook page. Who's the featured man this morning? W chavelle? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>the three songs are the Clincher, Hats Off to the

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<v Speaker 1>Bull or face to the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, the one with the most votes we'll play

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<v Speaker 2>at nine and then somebody who votes randomly picked. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>give you highly suspect tickets for the show this weekend

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<v Speaker 2>at House of Blues. They actually have two shows this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I get your vote in about fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>You have stick. Well, let's begin in a Virginia Lovers

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<v Speaker 1>Virginia's are lovers for lovers?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, we established that. I say hello to forty eight

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<v Speaker 2>year old David Campbell from Stafford, Virginia. David was charged

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<v Speaker 2>with breaking and entering assault in public intoxication after mistaking

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<v Speaker 2>a Wednesday evening Bible study group for a human trafficking operation.

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<v Speaker 1>How the hell they see David was at home having

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<v Speaker 1>a few on Wednesday night. Caught the intoxicated part. But

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<v Speaker 1>still that wouldn't cause you to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it would if you're irritated because the Bible study,

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<v Speaker 2>or in his eyes, the human trafficking operation, was causing

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<v Speaker 2>cars to be double parked at your neighbor's house with

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<v Speaker 2>the folks who had shown up with their bibles to.

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<v Speaker 1>Gather, and oh a church, this was somebody's house.

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<v Speaker 2>So David, you know if you now, I am not

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<v Speaker 2>trying to diminish human trafficking here whatsoever. That either to

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<v Speaker 2>whatever floats your boat.

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<v Speaker 1>He uh.

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<v Speaker 2>He calls the cops and says there's there's a human

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<v Speaker 2>traffic operation going on, and rather than waiting for the

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<v Speaker 2>cops to come and investigate, David now decides he's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>take matters into his own hands and barges into the

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<v Speaker 2>Wednesday night Bible Study group. Cops are still on the phone,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's hurt making threats. Oh, the cops are still

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<v Speaker 2>on the Rather he's calling them rather than waiting, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, five minutes for them to show up. He's

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<v Speaker 2>talking to them while he's busting down the door to

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<v Speaker 2>take matters. Nobody just have a picture of him, though

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<v Speaker 2>probably more than a few.

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<v Speaker 1>That guy has hammer times God dog, he can't keep

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<v Speaker 1>his eyes open for the the mugshot. Dave never going

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<v Speaker 1>to believe what happened at Bible study Tonight's say in

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<v Speaker 1>prayer for him.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of quietly over the weekend, the Boy Scouts officially

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<v Speaker 2>changed their name to Scouting America on Saturday. Now we

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<v Speaker 2>knew this was coming. They waited though, for Saturday, which

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<v Speaker 2>was the one hundred and fifteenth anniversary, to make it official.

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<v Speaker 1>CEO Roger Crone.

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<v Speaker 2>Explains what's going on with the name change and why

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<v Speaker 2>they did this.

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<v Speaker 3>The argument that I make with the people that say, well,

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<v Speaker 3>I always like Boy Scouts of America or BSA, why

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<v Speaker 3>we have to change membership is at historical loads.

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<v Speaker 1>Part of my.

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<v Speaker 3>Job is to reduce all the barriers I possibly can

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<v Speaker 3>for people to accept us as an organization and to join.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me decode that for you. They want to be

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<v Speaker 2>more inclusive and put some chicks in there. They've taken

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<v Speaker 2>the boy element out of their their organization. However, Roger,

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<v Speaker 2>your membership is at an all time low. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think it has anything to do with the name of

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<v Speaker 2>the organization, but perhaps some problems it Scout leaders may

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<v Speaker 2>have caused your organization and improper behavior with some of

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<v Speaker 2>the boys pitching tents.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, we could go on for days here, Roger,

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<v Speaker 1>do we have to be concerned about now? Is there

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<v Speaker 1>going to be like a big uproar about trans Scouts?

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<v Speaker 1>What Boys Scouting America? You you want to go and

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<v Speaker 1>join their organization? You what? Whatever you bring it?

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm not quite sure if everybody wears the same

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<v Speaker 2>little outfits or not.

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<v Speaker 4>I told you I had Scout socks. Wait, wait, hold

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<v Speaker 4>on a second, I don't remember in high school into college.

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<v Speaker 4>Why Well, because I was in the Boy Scouts for

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<v Speaker 4>a week. You were in the boys for a week.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd never do that. Yes, you did, I know I

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<v Speaker 1>was in you know? How I know you know? Were

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<v Speaker 1>you a cup Scout? First? Hell? No? I was only

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<v Speaker 1>in the boy Scouts for one week. Did that part

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<v Speaker 1>get by you? Why would it be a cup? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Why were you in? Just I'm sorry, I'm not I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't retain this story. Remember the trail where we covered

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<v Speaker 1>all the hiking sides of mud? Okay, because we may

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<v Speaker 1>have allegedly been high.

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<v Speaker 2>You were a bad scout? Oh god, yeah, you weren't

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<v Speaker 2>boy Scout material. We yeah, definitely, okay, I remember now.

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<v Speaker 1>It is Delta Day myself and who else was it

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<v Speaker 1>who coached you all? Did your parents sign you up

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<v Speaker 1>for that? Or no? No, we just our buddy Steve

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<v Speaker 1>was doing it, and I do that camping, got in

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<v Speaker 1>the wood and smoked some pots. It's got in the

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<v Speaker 1>woods and smoked some pot and well we did just that.

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<v Speaker 1>And then when you are hiking back in the I

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<v Speaker 1>guess that'd be the eighties, they had a route for

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<v Speaker 1>you to follow the hiking trail. They would have one

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<v Speaker 1>one single line means go straight, right or left, and

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<v Speaker 1>then there's two that means this, this or this. And

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<v Speaker 1>we were at you know, a little off, and we

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<v Speaker 1>decided to cover some lines. But it blew up in

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<v Speaker 1>our face because we got lost in the old Califorest.

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<v Speaker 1>Then they had to have all these people. We ended

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<v Speaker 1>up hiking like twenty miles or something, going circles. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they found lighters. They found a lighter and

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<v Speaker 1>some like a foil. That ended your scouting crew, That's

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<v Speaker 1>what it was. So you were actually kicked out of

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<v Speaker 1>the scouts. Yeah, okay, all right, but I had boy

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<v Speaker 1>scout socks until well into my college years. How many

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<v Speaker 1>pairs did they give you? I only had one because

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<v Speaker 1>I was only in for a week. Who's just they

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<v Speaker 1>were the most durable. They just in the rotation. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there were the most durable socks ever. And that what

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<v Speaker 1>you get, you know, or the nerdy chicks you can

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<v Speaker 1>say I was. They don't have to know the story

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<v Speaker 1>about my scouting A seamy tye some knots Yeah exactly. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>now that could be creepy. So I was ten percent scout.

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<v Speaker 1>Rubbed these sticks together and start a fire. See I

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<v Speaker 1>rode these sticks next your nipples? Sorry, whoa yeah, tune

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<v Speaker 1>in Tokyo Pat's doing over there. We were so childish

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<v Speaker 1>and I had that song so long time. I had

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<v Speaker 1>those socks. When I worked here at JRR, I wore

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<v Speaker 1>them on one or two times.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, speaking of being outdoors and whatnot. Naked and Afraid

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<v Speaker 2>Season eighteen is coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Because again they're durable, that's why, because you know they're

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<v Speaker 1>scouting socks. Okay, Naked Afraid eighteen.

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<v Speaker 2>I have the trailer with the preview of something they

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<v Speaker 2>have done on this show before.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to guess what it would be.

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<v Speaker 2>They'll be featuring the show's first double amputee. She has

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<v Speaker 2>no legs. Her name's Mandy.

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<v Speaker 1>She's gonna get annihilated, they always.

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<v Speaker 2>I watched this trailer and they like have her nude

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<v Speaker 2>blurred out as always, but shuffling across the ground, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just like, there's no way this is gonna end.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, Pat, big Naked and Afraid fan over here.

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<v Speaker 1>I've talked about it on the show where that let's say,

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<v Speaker 1>I've watched it many times, and I know there's the

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<v Speaker 1>other one where the two dudes are out there and

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<v Speaker 1>they have to survive basically, but Naked and Afraid. They

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<v Speaker 1>always get eaten up by ants and stuff. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>they're going straight to you know, yeah, yeah, the cubby hole.

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<v Speaker 1>See if I was there with my scouting past, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I might have been the Scouts for two weeks because

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<v Speaker 1>we did do the UH I got a floating patch,

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<v Speaker 1>you like the swimming badge I did, but water and floating.

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<v Speaker 1>They did the test ever at Delta Dave's house, and

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<v Speaker 1>I almost failed it because I couldn't look when I float.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta go and let all you're out and then

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<v Speaker 1>just lay. But I'd start floundering. Yeah. Then came the

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<v Speaker 1>hiking trip. Are you sure it was only a week?

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<v Speaker 4>This is.

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<v Speaker 1>I just said it was. I think it was a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks duration. I remember we met at a

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<v Speaker 1>church and I had really bad gas shocker and was

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<v Speaker 1>cutting farts. I was a child. No one was rubbing

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<v Speaker 1>two sticks together when that was going on. Older man,

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<v Speaker 1>This is j R R.

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<v Speaker 4>Welcome to