Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode stand up comedy for kids. You've
Speaker 1: got a great shot, Bobby, the baby's in her but
Speaker 1: her time. Got a joke for you.
Speaker 2: What are the.
Speaker 1: Least expensive type of teeth? Buck? Teeth bout? Let's keep
Speaker 1: it God, you're commun eseki up for Bobby.
Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, thank you, thank you? Money? And is Bobby
Speaker 2: is the baby And I'm gonna be sharing some jokes
Speaker 2: with you tonight. First, what do you call a group
Speaker 2: of baby soldiers an infant tree? How did the baby
Speaker 2: tell her mom she had a wet diaper? Well, she
Speaker 2: sent her a penail? You know what a baby computer
Speaker 2: calls his father.
Speaker 1: Dadda?
Speaker 2: How did Batman decorate baby Robin's crib with a batmobile?
Speaker 2: Where do baby fish sleep in a bad sennet? What
Speaker 2: do you call a baby potato a small fry? Why
Speaker 2: do we dress babies and onesies well because they can't
Speaker 2: dress themselves? What do triplets need more of than single babies?
Speaker 2: More womb? How warm is a baby at birth? Wood temperature?
Speaker 1: Temperature?
Speaker 2: What do you call a boat that just got a
Speaker 2: baby boat? A mothership? Who held the baby octopus for ransom?
Speaker 2: Squid nappers?
Speaker 1: Squignapper?
Speaker 2: When potatoes have babies? What are they called tater tots?
Speaker 2: How does a baby ghost cry boo booo? What kind
Speaker 2: of keys do babies like to play with? Cookies? Why
Speaker 2: was the baby broom late? Well because it overswept it. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's mine time. Everybody, it's been a blasted. I'll see
Speaker 2: you guys later, and I've been buddy the baby care.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's keep the gun for body grade job.
Speaker 2: Well.
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