Speaker 1: What is that? Oh, my little angel, little.
Speaker 2: Angel angel, don't call me your angel.
Speaker 1: My little my little, my little angel haired sex spot.
Speaker 2: Stop I'm saying that. Get your mouth closer to the mic.
Speaker 1: You're a professional, right most of the time.
Speaker 2: Seriously, it's driving nets anyway, Hello, thank you for listening
Speaker 2: and watching Laura Keane after Dark. And stop squeezing my butt?
Speaker 2: What's wrong?
Speaker 1: Why would anybody think that I would be doing that?
Speaker 2: Okay, we're going to talk about uh, hidden gems in
Speaker 2: San Diego that I did stories on this week. First
Speaker 2: of all, what's going on here? What's going on with
Speaker 2: this whole?
Speaker 1: Look?
Speaker 2: We got there's a lot to take in as far
Speaker 2: as every week.
Speaker 3: Sorry, looks every week.
Speaker 2: I can't hear you use your microphone?
Speaker 1: Yeah no, how about now.
Speaker 2: There it is there?
Speaker 3: You are problem anyway? Oh gosh, looks every week.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, but he's got it. There's several things going on.
Speaker 2: We have the shoes. What's what got No one?
Speaker 1: What do you have a phone in your back?
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 3: I know it's coming from your bag?
Speaker 1: Oh you know what what?
Speaker 2: I have a secret phone?
Speaker 1: Oh boy, are you do like a yes?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Why all coming out tonight on Laura
Speaker 1: Kane After Dark Laura's Secret Life.
Speaker 3: You don't have anyone to like cheat on or you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, is it a flip phone?
Speaker 2: No? It was one of these things and I was
Speaker 2: and my boob is probably falling out.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, now we're going to be NC seventeen.
Speaker 2: When I was on assignment and I was down at Walmart,
Speaker 2: there were there was a couple of people that were
Speaker 2: behind a table and they had these phones on a
Speaker 2: table and they're like, YadA YadA, YadA da da da da,
Speaker 2: how much you make you do you qualify?
Speaker 1: It? Is?
Speaker 2: Well one thing I led to another. I got a
Speaker 2: free phone?
Speaker 1: Did she? Yeah? Free? Is it?
Speaker 2: I don't want to go into this specific, so I
Speaker 2: kind of want to hear this specific.
Speaker 1: I kind of do too.
Speaker 2: But they gave me this phone because I qualified.
Speaker 1: Because did they sell you Swamp planned in Florida?
Speaker 3: Too?
Speaker 2: No? They didn't. I didn't have to buy anything. I
Speaker 2: didn't have to buy a plan. I'm not on any
Speaker 2: This isn't attached to any.
Speaker 3: It was this outside of Walmart.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh it's a really weird phone too. You've never heard.
Speaker 1: Why did you get it? You don't need a new phone.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't, but I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 2: maybe having to maybe a backup phone might be okay, Like, okay,
Speaker 2: an emergency phone.
Speaker 3: There's also no way it's free.
Speaker 1: I have so many questions. What information of yours? Do
Speaker 1: they have all of it? Oh?
Speaker 3: What's all of it?
Speaker 2: They don't have like my bank account or anything like that.
Speaker 1: But the credit card? No, what you have to dose
Speaker 1: are like stolen phones.
Speaker 2: These are not stolen phones. Okay, how am I going
Speaker 2: to say this?
Speaker 3: This shouldn't be complicated?
Speaker 2: No, okay I could.
Speaker 1: I could literally have a full time job just selling
Speaker 1: you shit that you don't need.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no. Now
Speaker 2: you know how I always tell way more than I should.
Speaker 3: No, now's the time. Well, now that you've.
Speaker 2: Now this is one of this is one of these times.
Speaker 2: This is one of the times when I probably I'm
Speaker 2: going to regret what I'm about to say.
Speaker 3: You should start regretting what you've done and not what.
Speaker 1: You've talked about. Regret what you're saying.
Speaker 2: To Okay, it all started, this phone all started way
Speaker 2: back in COVID days. Because of my income, I was
Speaker 2: able to qualify for uh, people that make very little
Speaker 2: money low income insurance.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say the name. So throughout COVID,
Speaker 2: I had this insurance, which it was great. It was
Speaker 2: a blessing. You know.
Speaker 3: Don't like health insurance? Yes, oh yeah, like cal what
Speaker 3: you call it?
Speaker 2: Like medical?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well it got pushed forward, pushed forward because you
Speaker 2: know this and that, this and that it's kind of
Speaker 2: connected to that. It's like for people that don't have
Speaker 2: that don't make tons of money, this is a phone
Speaker 2: that's available. And these people were out there saying, hey,
Speaker 2: you have this phone available to you if you make
Speaker 2: under this amount of money. And da da da da
Speaker 2: da da.
Speaker 1: I see.
Speaker 3: Were these like government employees?
Speaker 2: No, they were not government.
Speaker 1: And you really want to see the phone.
Speaker 2: It's a cloud like three, like a cloud three phone.
Speaker 1: I really, I've never heard of it. I really want
Speaker 1: to see it.
Speaker 3: Even if you okay, even if your story is completely legit,
Speaker 3: it is legit. Okay, even if what they gave you
Speaker 3: is as legit as you describe it. You don't need
Speaker 3: another phone.
Speaker 2: I don't and I never use it.
Speaker 1: But it was somebody just called you.
Speaker 2: It was I know that's what it was. That's that's
Speaker 2: what's freaking me out, because yeah, okay, I've given nobody
Speaker 2: the phone. Different phones.
Speaker 3: Is where the scam is coming in.
Speaker 1: This is, Yeah, somebody's asking for their phone back.
Speaker 3: Like a ago, if someone came up to me they're like, hey,
Speaker 3: do you want to free phone, no strings attached, I'd
Speaker 3: be like, not really, I mean you like the shirt,
Speaker 3: but you know me like that, Yeah, that's good than.
Speaker 1: Wow. The black hole of all persons her Louis Vauton
Speaker 1: black hole person.
Speaker 3: I'm amazed she doesn't get scammed more. But you know,
Speaker 3: you're so gullible. Don't you ever try to not be
Speaker 3: so gullible?
Speaker 1: Oh? Man, it is.
Speaker 2: Oh, I explain it like this. I'm not I'm gullible
Speaker 2: because I believe that people have the best intentions and
Speaker 2: they don't and I know and I'm learning that slowly.
Speaker 3: I'm afraid to take her to a bar. Now why
Speaker 3: because somebody, some guys can hand you a purple drink.
Speaker 3: He'd be like, don't worry, I put it Alca Seltzer
Speaker 3: in it so you don't have a hangover.
Speaker 2: Well, is I don't drink, so I'm not going to
Speaker 2: drink the camera alone.
Speaker 1: Camera Wow.
Speaker 3: No, but he'll okay, he'll hand you a purple sprite
Speaker 3: and you'll be like, thank you, I love that's so
Speaker 3: nifty purple and right it it's like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: why don't you try it? And you would down it
Speaker 3: one step and you'd be like, oh my gosh, this
Speaker 3: is fun.
Speaker 2: You're probably right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay wingman here, mister Eric, you have to keep
Speaker 3: an eye on her eye.
Speaker 1: Oh that's going to be a full time job. Yeah, okay, right, so.
Speaker 2: Where are we going right now? Do you want to
Speaker 2: know about the phone. Here's the phone. I really I
Speaker 2: kind of don't even know how to work this phone. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's a weird one. Oh, it was like a news
Speaker 2: flash about Pope Francis.
Speaker 3: Like twelve hours later.
Speaker 1: It lets me to I want you to install the
Speaker 1: McDonald's tap.
Speaker 2: Yes it does, and uh it says a G. Brown's
Speaker 2: stolen car drama. Okay, a NFL thing.
Speaker 1: It's basically good for giving you news.
Speaker 3: But I'm sure to get rid of it. Okay, what
Speaker 3: if it's tracking you?
Speaker 2: I don't really I don't really take it anywhere. I
Speaker 2: usually leave it here.
Speaker 1: But this is the phone that she takes all the
Speaker 1: dirty pictures on.
Speaker 2: No, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 3: It's with that camera, got I hope not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought it would be cool to have just
Speaker 2: an emergency phone just in case I lost mine. What's
Speaker 2: an Okay, I don't know, just to because I do
Speaker 2: have some numbers memorized, like I can call my mom.
Speaker 2: I have her cell phone memorize.
Speaker 3: That's why they sell just like prepaid phones at Walmart
Speaker 3: for like you know, Well.
Speaker 2: This one was free, so I took it. And it's
Speaker 2: really weird and I and yeah, it probably is tracking
Speaker 2: my every move. It probably knows everything I've done in
Speaker 2: the last like three months that I've had it. Probably
Speaker 2: it's probably like.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised it hasn't just shut off in shame.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm surprised you haven't shut off in shame.
Speaker 2: God, But I don't know. I love technology. I love phones.
Speaker 1: I I love having technology and her gadget.
Speaker 3: Ever that's archaic.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Well, they ran out of the Samsung Android or something,
Speaker 2: so I got this weird thing.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, how convenient they ran out of the Samsung.
Speaker 1: Sure they did.
Speaker 2: This is a long time ago. Leave me alone.
Speaker 3: This wait, God, sorry, we just ran out of the
Speaker 3: iPhone sixteen plus Pro. We'll just have to get you
Speaker 3: Cloud nine.
Speaker 2: They were not offering up iPhone and something. I'm going
Speaker 2: to tell you that much. That's how that is for sure.
Speaker 2: All right, now listen, guys, what are we still on
Speaker 2: for Friday night?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is it this Friday?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, Brian, thank you for being enthusiastic. I just said, yeah,
Speaker 2: I know in a nice way, this one? Is it
Speaker 2: Friday night? Don't you want to help a sister out?
Speaker 3: You like Wait, you have plans all the time, you
Speaker 3: like going out. Why are you now like bars? We're
Speaker 3: going to a classy place. It's not like a bar.
Speaker 1: Bar. I went out to a bar on Friday night
Speaker 1: with this one to see Lee.
Speaker 3: That's Moe's. That's different. It was different.
Speaker 1: It was I think we were there exactly forty seven minutes.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait a minute. But it had nothing to do
Speaker 2: with me, no, but you know what though it did.
Speaker 3: She made me go now okay, now, no offense to
Speaker 3: most my lovely but Moses nice place. Moses not classy.
Speaker 3: Though we're going to a classy place.
Speaker 2: Moe's is not classy. Okay, yes it is.
Speaker 3: It's not it's not classy, but it's not supposed to.
Speaker 2: It's not trying to do What is your definition of classy?
Speaker 3: Classy is like, I don't need to just define classes.
Speaker 2: What is your definition of classy?
Speaker 3: I know it when I see it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I think Moe's does have class, it.
Speaker 3: Has style, does not have class. But that's okay, because
Speaker 3: not every place should be classy. That'd be boring.
Speaker 2: The problem we had with Moe's on Friday night was
Speaker 2: that they were airing the drag race group called drag
Speaker 2: Race live on all the screens.
Speaker 1: So watch that. Yeah, it's like a.
Speaker 2: Big global thing.
Speaker 1: I love Paul drag Race.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's huge, like worldwide now. Anyway, So there were
Speaker 2: people watching it live and it was packed, and Lee
Speaker 2: was in town hot lye from Malaysia and we got
Speaker 2: to meet his fiancees. It was so exciting. So that's
Speaker 2: what we did on Friday night. Yes, and that's why
Speaker 2: we were at Most and that's why we were at
Speaker 2: a bar boor.
Speaker 1: I had to gasp me up for like two days
Speaker 1: to get me to go.
Speaker 2: I know. So Friday night, here's the deal, this is
Speaker 2: what we're trying to do. My roommate and I are single.
Speaker 2: My roommate is twenty nine and and I am not
Speaker 2: older than that. I'm a few years older than.
Speaker 3: Just how many years give us the exact number and
Speaker 3: add five to it.
Speaker 2: It stop it. But I could probably be her mother,
Speaker 2: let's just put it that way, mommy. But we're both
Speaker 2: gonna go out and you you two are going to
Speaker 2: be our wingman.
Speaker 3: Okay, I guess I've never wing manned a woman before.
Speaker 2: Usually it's so let's talk this out. Let's see how
Speaker 2: how is this going to work? Because I want to
Speaker 2: go home on Friday, this coming Friday with an.
Speaker 1: STD Oh, okay, I just clarifying things. You said you
Speaker 1: wanted to go home on Friday. I just didn't know
Speaker 1: what you wanted to go home with phone numbers.
Speaker 2: This is going to be impossible because he's gonna, like
Speaker 2: every guy that comes up is going to be either
Speaker 2: like you're gonna find something you don't like about it.
Speaker 1: Totally like a guy I'll walk up to approach you
Speaker 1: and I'll just look at him and go, no, I.
Speaker 2: Don't do that. You have to give people a chance.
Speaker 2: No I don't, Yes you do, Yes, you do. It's
Speaker 2: like one of the new dating things right now.
Speaker 1: If they look like they are going to roofie you,
Speaker 1: it's a hard no.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, but the new thing is like dating out
Speaker 2: of your typical dating pool, like dating people that you
Speaker 2: normally wouldn't date.
Speaker 1: That gives me a lot of options for you. I
Speaker 1: already told you what my tapelines are going to be.
Speaker 1: What I'm gonna tell potential suitors that you have no
Speaker 1: gag reflex and that you're super, super limber, super.
Speaker 3: All right, all right, let me let me rain this
Speaker 3: back in a little bit.
Speaker 1: Brian, Please, she's double joined in her knees.
Speaker 3: That's not interesting. No one wants to hear that, Brian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Please give me your concept of Friday night.
Speaker 1: It's going to be it's going to be a show.
Speaker 2: No this coming Friday night. What's gonna happen?
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, here's what we'll do. What time are we
Speaker 3: We're meeting here at seven?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Yes, and we're going to carpool there. Okay, We're going
Speaker 3: to meet in North Park?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Are we meeting in North Park? What we're meeting here?
Speaker 2: We'll meet here and then we'll go to that and.
Speaker 3: We'll carpool there and we'll chill for an hour. I'll
Speaker 3: get a drink because I'm probably the only person I'll drink.
Speaker 3: And the bingle they have a dance room, okay, with
Speaker 3: Park and Wreck.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 3: It's University Heights and I don't know what I looked
Speaker 3: at their their dance them or their music theme is
Speaker 3: just parties. I don't know what that is. But it'll
Speaker 3: be better than what I went to.
Speaker 2: So that's what's fun.
Speaker 3: We can dance we want.
Speaker 2: To, Okay, we can dance if we want to.
Speaker 3: Sure, I'm gonna be honest, it's mostly gonna be youngish people,
Speaker 3: but there'll be some older people there.
Speaker 1: I bet I just have one thing to tell, don't
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well we'll dance. Marie will have Murray. Weill have
Speaker 3: a great time. That's that's in her age bracket. And
Speaker 3: then I was thinking Laura's.
Speaker 1: Gonna be asleep at like a back belly table at like, well,
Speaker 1: maybe I will be.
Speaker 3: We'll stay there for an hour two and then we
Speaker 3: can go down to Lafayette or something if we want to.
Speaker 3: We can get dinner there too.
Speaker 2: How are you two going to help the two of
Speaker 2: us single ladies?
Speaker 3: I have no clue here's the thing. Straight men don't
Speaker 3: typically wingman for women.
Speaker 2: I know they.
Speaker 3: Go after women.
Speaker 2: I know, I know.
Speaker 3: So I'll be like, Hey, that guy's cute.
Speaker 1: Hey, I know what to do.
Speaker 3: What this is all hit on guys? Eric can teach
Speaker 3: me how to like hit on guys, and then I'll,
Speaker 3: you know, dude, like the gay guy.
Speaker 1: Know this is great? Hear me out on this, Brian,
Speaker 1: I think you and I are going to be with this.
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell her potential suitors that she's only
Speaker 1: ever been with women and she wants to experience men, many, many,
Speaker 1: many men.
Speaker 3: What I don't know if I recommend that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 3: Eric?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with that?
Speaker 2: I want this to be serious.
Speaker 1: I'm serious.
Speaker 2: It's not a joke. I am not a joke. I'm
Speaker 2: not a joke.
Speaker 1: I know you're not. I am a real huge sun.
Speaker 3: Okay, how about let's rephrase this. Let's not structure this
Speaker 3: in a wingman like situation. Let's just go out and
Speaker 3: have fun and let's support each other in their attempts to.
Speaker 1: Get Wow, who thought you were gonna be the voice
Speaker 1: of reason? Why have I not been the voice or reason?
Speaker 2: Okay, Look, Marie and I are single. And we want
Speaker 2: to meet someone mingle, Yes, we want to mingle.
Speaker 1: But.
Speaker 2: Dating apps. I don't know bars, I don't know activities,
Speaker 2: I don't know. So this is we're diving in. We're
Speaker 2: just trying things out. So I want to see what
Speaker 2: you guys can do to help us, like jump in,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like help us, like start, like,
Speaker 2: maybe you'll see a potent for me, maybe like an
Speaker 2: older guy thirty nine, forty nine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thirty nine will be pushed nine.
Speaker 2: I like him young.
Speaker 3: I told you, Oh, you'll have plenty of opportunity to
Speaker 3: prove that.
Speaker 2: Anyway, if you see somebody, maybe like scope them out,
Speaker 2: sus him out. Maybe go up to him, not with me,
Speaker 2: but alone and ask him some questions. Maybe ask him, Hey,
Speaker 2: do you see that person over there, that old lady?
Speaker 3: You see that old lady there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you find her attractive?
Speaker 1: Don't do that. You're gonna need to stand in the
Speaker 1: best possible light.
Speaker 3: Don't do that. Don't be like, do you find her attractive?
Speaker 1: She taught? Do you find that lady over there at
Speaker 1: the bar attractive? No?
Speaker 3: Only thing you can do is you can say, Hey,
Speaker 3: that lady over there thinks you're cute, and then you
Speaker 3: that's all that you walk off?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, okay, So Brian you're a potential suitor. Okay,
Speaker 1: And Laura says, hey, that guy over there is hot.
Speaker 1: I'll saunder her up to Brian and I'll say, hey,
Speaker 1: see the blonde over there. She'd like to climb you
Speaker 1: like a tree. No, now that how does that sound? No?
Speaker 3: No, no, I say, you gotta be like you'd be like, sorry,
Speaker 3: hey man, sorry, Bobby. I don't usually do this, but
Speaker 3: that you go there is bugging me. And she thinks
Speaker 3: you're cute, so I let you know, and then you
Speaker 3: walk off?
Speaker 1: What about this?
Speaker 2: That's cute?
Speaker 1: What about this? She's bugging me to come over here
Speaker 1: and tell you she'd like to ride you like a
Speaker 1: stolen bike.
Speaker 3: I think you should tone down the intensity.
Speaker 2: Yes, mellow, wow, you didn't like you.
Speaker 1: Are difficult?
Speaker 2: POSI, you are intolerable. Oh my god, this is going
Speaker 2: to be insane?
Speaker 1: Are you starting to sweat?
Speaker 2: Yes? I really truly just want to it is.
Speaker 1: Not nonplussed about the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Well, I bet I love my roommate
Speaker 2: more than anything. She is just she is a catch,
Speaker 2: and I want her to find somebody so special, and Brian,
Speaker 2: I'm putting it in your hands. Any promises, I know,
Speaker 2: I know you're not making any.
Speaker 3: Promise I can. I would almost promise that I will
Speaker 3: not be that helpful.
Speaker 2: But but this will be fun.
Speaker 1: Can I say something about your dickdar Oh my god.
Speaker 3: How about you?
Speaker 2: Don't my dick doar is doesn't registered in straight clubs? No,
Speaker 2: it only goes off occasionally, doesn't. I can't like do
Speaker 2: it like I can't. I don't have dick dar on Brian.
Speaker 1: I could have.
Speaker 2: It just comes to me.
Speaker 1: We could have like a I could say, Hey, this
Speaker 1: is Laura Kane from the Laura Kane After Dark podcast.
Speaker 1: Everybody line up and she's gonna tell you if you
Speaker 1: have a big dick or not.
Speaker 3: I think Eric is trying to get uninvited because he
Speaker 3: doesn't want to have to go.
Speaker 2: I know he's grumpy. Why are you so grumpy?
Speaker 1: Just think I'm a freaking delight.
Speaker 3: It's just it's just being difficult. It's it's been obscene that.
Speaker 2: We're all gonna go out Friday night somewhere you've never
Speaker 2: been and it's gonna be fun.
Speaker 3: We're gonna go to a couple places. We'll hit the strip.
Speaker 2: We will have a good time.
Speaker 1: You do know that I have to work in the morning.
Speaker 3: We all do.
Speaker 1: Wait on Saturday.
Speaker 3: What time nine?
Speaker 1: That's not even that early. You'll be fine.
Speaker 2: That is so early, Eric.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear my sleep patch just to the That's fine,
Speaker 1: bar Come on, Ray, got a head start on it.
Speaker 3: No, hold on, let's take the pressure off. Let's not
Speaker 3: don't focus on this whole setup wingman thing. We're just
Speaker 3: going out to have fun, met people organically. That's how
Speaker 3: it goes.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: You're good at that. Laura. Well, if that's what's happening,
Speaker 1: then I can bow out.
Speaker 2: No, you're not baling because I want you by my side.
Speaker 3: I will say. Lord, if you find someone you like
Speaker 3: that's in your appropriate age bracket, and you think you
Speaker 3: have a good shot with, and you just approach them
Speaker 3: and make a conversation ask for their number, you have
Speaker 3: a pretty good chance of getting it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank god, you're on your own.
Speaker 3: Guys, like a spawn, respond to aggressive women typically.
Speaker 2: But what if I don't want to be that aggressive woman?
Speaker 2: I mean you might have to wait, you can't if Okay,
Speaker 2: here's a scenario, we're all sitting at a table, the
Speaker 2: four of us, and I see somebody probably maybe ten
Speaker 2: years younger than I am. Don't say anything. I'm like,
Speaker 2: that guy is cute.
Speaker 3: So he's sixty.
Speaker 2: So mean to me, it's not even funny.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll just say he's roughly forty ish.
Speaker 1: Okay, five, And no, we won't what it says, don't
Speaker 1: leave Laura alone if she meets somebody, we won't.
Speaker 3: You gotta give her time to get them some space.
Speaker 2: And I don't even Norah's going with the story, but like.
Speaker 3: Like, you see someone who's roughly forty five, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, okay, that guy is very attractive. Okay, So at
Speaker 2: that point, do I send you over and say.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's the night where I go over? I should
Speaker 1: not do that? Yes, And I make some small talk
Speaker 1: and I'm like, so I.
Speaker 3: Should you should not send Eric over?
Speaker 2: Do I go?
Speaker 1: You should just go over? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: Then what want? What do you need me for? Well?
Speaker 3: At one point you may have been helpful, but I
Speaker 3: think it's pretty clear now that we do.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but I.
Speaker 2: Kind of want you for support, but I don't know
Speaker 2: how supportive your guy?
Speaker 3: What if going to be supportive.
Speaker 1: What if you are too bashful? Because I know, but
Speaker 1: what if you say, hey, I really I think that
Speaker 1: guy is good looking, and I wander over and I'm like, so, see,
Speaker 1: you know my my friend over there, the shy blonde. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you think of her? No, don't do it.
Speaker 3: The what do you think of her?
Speaker 1: Oh? True? Yeah I shouldn't say that. I'll just say, hey,
Speaker 1: a couple of things about her. She can't get pregnant,
Speaker 1: so nope, check that box, my god, check and check.
Speaker 3: See he's been he's doing he's been intentionally like too far.
Speaker 2: We are being completely serious right now. This is it's happening.
Speaker 2: It is Friday in it, it's tonight, it's tonight.
Speaker 1: How about i'd be Marie's wing man.
Speaker 3: That would be even worse. No, why I would feel
Speaker 3: even worse about that.
Speaker 1: Marie would bow out super quick.
Speaker 2: You're going to be better, You'll be better when we're there,
Speaker 2: and you don't think so, he's just gonna take this seriously.
Speaker 3: You don't need a wing man. We'll just play by.
Speaker 1: Your Yeah, we'll just wing it.
Speaker 2: Wing the wing man.
Speaker 3: You should do zero winging. You should just we'll get
Speaker 3: to a sprite and a nice corner decension.
Speaker 1: She's got all her teeth.
Speaker 2: Like, whoops, yeah, I do. I do have all my teeth. Yes,
Speaker 2: I haven't lost any heath. I've a couple of cavities,
Speaker 2: but that's so about it.
Speaker 1: She's got a couple of cavities.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, keep your keep those things to yourself too.
Speaker 3: Lord god, you guys are some of those repulsive people.
Speaker 2: There was like something I was reading a study that
Speaker 2: like people were saying that authenticity is really in right
Speaker 2: now and that you should just like spill it all
Speaker 2: out there because oh no, well why not.
Speaker 1: I would beg to differ.
Speaker 3: Authenticity is good. I wouldn't spill it all out there.
Speaker 2: Well, just get it over with.
Speaker 1: I would keep a lid on things some stuff, yeah,
Speaker 1: like all stuff like most.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, I'll tell you about some cool
Speaker 2: things I did this weekend. What Okay. So I'm doing
Speaker 2: a couple of stories for Cogo because I'm a news
Speaker 2: person now am six hundred cows and we're doing a
Speaker 2: San Diego week So my assignments were San Diego Gems,
Speaker 2: Hidden Gems in San Diego, and the other one was,
Speaker 2: oh the Tijuana San Diego connection. So I did that one,
Speaker 2: and I talked to the dentist that I go to
Speaker 2: down there and people who travel down there. I interviewed.
Speaker 2: It was really fun. And this the hidden gems I
Speaker 2: worked on this weekend. Did you know there are seven
Speaker 2: pedestrian bridges in and around Balboa Park seven seven and
Speaker 2: they're old.
Speaker 3: There's like a million of them.
Speaker 2: It's they're really cool.
Speaker 1: There's the one in.
Speaker 2: Like Banker's Hill, the Spruce Street suspension bridge, which rocks
Speaker 2: back and forth when you walk across it. It's so
Speaker 2: seventy feet off the ground. That one is really cool
Speaker 2: and you can do I think the hike is like
Speaker 2: five two or five miles or something, but you can
Speaker 2: hit all seven bridges and and do this seven bridge
Speaker 2: hike in one day. And another one is the Vermont
Speaker 2: Bridge that oh, yes, you know at the very end
Speaker 2: of where Ralphs, Yes, Ralphs and one of the trader Joe, Yes,
Speaker 2: that bridge.
Speaker 3: These are the gems where the just bridges. Well, these
Speaker 3: you got to see. These bridges are so cool.
Speaker 4: Well, they're they're interesting because they're so old. They were
Speaker 4: built in like there's one of one of them was
Speaker 4: built in another state and sent to San Diego and
Speaker 4: I think that one.
Speaker 2: I forgot what bridge that was. But they're all in
Speaker 2: and around Balbo Park area. But it's cool and you
Speaker 2: can do all seven. You can do them in one day.
Speaker 2: And it's wheelchair, stroller dog friendly because it's all flat,
Speaker 2: so you can do that fun thing. And then another
Speaker 2: hidden gem. Have you heard of the Cave store in
Speaker 2: La Joia? Yeah, oh my god, it's so cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, have you.
Speaker 2: Been down in there? I got to talk to the guy.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he has worked there for twenty.
Speaker 1: Five Oh my god.
Speaker 3: It doesn't own it.
Speaker 2: No, he doesn't own it.
Speaker 3: That's pretty neat. The Cave's cool.
Speaker 2: The cave Okay, so you go down. It's one hundred
Speaker 2: and forty five stairs and it's really low, like the
Speaker 2: ceiling is super low, and it's like it's a cave. Basically,
Speaker 2: you're going down the stairs, these wooden, rickety stairs, and
Speaker 2: they get wet the lower you go because you're getting
Speaker 2: toward the ocean. And then it opens up into this
Speaker 2: kind of little deck and then boom, there's the ocean,
Speaker 2: there's the cave and you can see kayakers going by.
Speaker 3: I will say the going through like the stairs is
Speaker 3: actually cooler than the view at the bottom.
Speaker 1: The view at the bottom was awesome size.
Speaker 3: But the ocean. You go back up and you see
Speaker 3: the ocean again. Like the cool part is actually going
Speaker 3: through like the you know, the limestone or sandstone whatever
Speaker 3: it is. Yes, that's I think that's the cool part.
Speaker 2: And did you know it was built one hundred and
Speaker 2: I think it was one hundred and twenty two years ago. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because bootleggers were trying to get alcohol and they they
Speaker 2: and some like German dude who owned the spot where
Speaker 2: the cave store is, had some people dig hole and
Speaker 2: so they could get the alcohol and up the cliffs
Speaker 2: and out.
Speaker 3: I feel like Laura would be like shocked to learn
Speaker 3: that things existed before she was born. She's like, wait,
Speaker 3: this was around since before me? What this bridge is old?
Speaker 3: This is incredible.
Speaker 2: It's just so cool, like these little hidden gems of
Speaker 2: San Diego.
Speaker 3: I don't know, do you know the Horton Plaza building
Speaker 3: in downtown used to be up at actually Horton Plaza
Speaker 3: and they moved it down to downtown piece by piece.
Speaker 1: What Anyways?
Speaker 3: You know the Horton Hotel in downtown, Yes, that used
Speaker 3: to be up north. They brought it down north where
Speaker 3: somewhere up and by Horton Plaza, Okay, where Horton Plaza
Speaker 3: used to be, Okay, which is somewhere up north, And
Speaker 3: they brought it to downtown piece by piece. They had
Speaker 3: all the bricks labeled like legos.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, and then they built Horton Plaza.
Speaker 3: I guess I'm a little I'm a little fuzzy on
Speaker 3: that part, but I know, I know. The Horton Hotel
Speaker 3: downtown was moved, was moved to downtown San Diego from elsewhere,
Speaker 3: piece by piece. It's one of the oldest buildings in
Speaker 3: San Diego. It may be the oldest building in San Diego.
Speaker 1: Is it haunted Corton Hotel? Uh?
Speaker 2: Yes, I think it is.
Speaker 3: Everything's haunted if you give it enough time. I guess
Speaker 3: even the bridges.
Speaker 2: Yes, the cave is haunted. To the case. So my
Speaker 2: next story that I'm doing is on dog parks in
Speaker 2: San Diego, and I have to interview a bunch of
Speaker 2: people at the Dusty Roads dog Park in O b.
Speaker 1: Dusty Roads sounds like an old porn star.
Speaker 2: Dusty Roads Dog Park is the best because they have
Speaker 2: a big dog park area and a small dog park
Speaker 2: area and they're all off leash and they're fenced in
Speaker 2: so they can run around and it's super cool. And
Speaker 2: there are these people that around noon they gather. It's
Speaker 2: like a it's like an AA meeting, and they all
Speaker 2: like sit in a circle and they just talk about everything.
Speaker 2: And I I when I used to take Elvis all
Speaker 2: the time before I got a secret dog and he's
Speaker 2: not very good at the dog park. I used to
Speaker 2: go all the time and they would talk about everything
Speaker 2: like people stealing from Walmart, politics, the taxes, who's buying what, gossip, celebrities, this, that,
Speaker 2: the other thing, and it's just like, it's so cool.
Speaker 2: It's a fun place to mingle with like minded dog
Speaker 2: loving people.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be us when we are old and lived together,
Speaker 1: which isn't that far off. We'll steal our like may
Speaker 1: locks and dependens from Walmart and then we'll go sit
Speaker 1: at the dog park while Elvis rds around and talk
Speaker 1: about showbiz.
Speaker 2: We don't need to steal, You've daddy's got enough money.
Speaker 3: Day He's he's just on one tonight. He's just still
Speaker 3: being a little rascal.
Speaker 2: He is being a little rascal. He's gonna buy or depends.
Speaker 1: I will. Don't worry. Please, don't worry. I'll get you.
Speaker 1: I'll get your the really pretty like long ones. Thankco
Speaker 1: bitch please yeah, bitch, please.
Speaker 2: Us Anyway, So, and then my other story is being
Speaker 2: single in San Diego and.
Speaker 3: That is ongoing, agoing and ongoing for a while.
Speaker 2: Now I know, so sad. And you know, people bring
Speaker 2: it up to me all the time. Did they say,
Speaker 2: why are you single? Or or you should be looking
Speaker 2: for somebody? Or times running out or you know people.
Speaker 1: Probably I think we're a couple.
Speaker 3: Really, I don't think they think that.
Speaker 2: One person, my my ex boyfriend, used to oh really yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was very strange. Yeah it was. It was a
Speaker 2: weird thing. It was a weird thing.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I actually I guarantee you I could find you a
Speaker 3: boyfriend in one night. But we're going to PEB and
Speaker 3: you're gonna have to lower your standards a lot. Don't
Speaker 3: you'll find someone?
Speaker 2: No, I don't want to go to PEB. I want
Speaker 2: to know that those aren't That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You don't. Maybe it's awful.
Speaker 2: My people are the North Park area, University Heights. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm comfortable.
Speaker 3: I love South Park actually Park amazing. There's no fun
Speaker 3: stuff to do there, like at night. But South Park's great.
Speaker 2: I love Golden Hill all those places.
Speaker 1: No parking is the biggest problem.
Speaker 2: Parking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know that is except University Heights, which
Speaker 3: has parking.
Speaker 1: When Laura said she like Golden I wasn't sure what
Speaker 1: was going to follow that, So I'm really glad it.
Speaker 3: Was Hill's God. Anyways, So to recap, we'll go to
Speaker 3: Park and Wreck, spend an hour or two there, yes,
Speaker 3: and see how it goes. We'll go to the Laay.
Speaker 1: Wait, did you just say an hour or two?
Speaker 3: Then we'll go to the Lafayette Boy. Lafayette's classy. Yes,
Speaker 3: it might be some older older men there would be.
Speaker 2: Great if mal was performing.
Speaker 1: No cool.
Speaker 3: We should go to the LULUs sometime. I really want
Speaker 3: to go to Luluse. Anyways. We'll grab maybe some late
Speaker 3: night snack the diner there, which is fun. We won't
Speaker 3: go to the restaurant because that place is expensive. Oh, Kyoto,
Speaker 3: Kyoto is so good. I love Kyote.
Speaker 2: What okay, I don't know if I should make this
Speaker 2: a bet or not.
Speaker 3: Oh no, what are the terms of your bet? And
Speaker 3: then we'll decide.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I might have batchulism. No, on the event night,
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 2: Like to kiss somebody on Friday night, a new potential
Speaker 2: person in my life. If just it doesn't have to
Speaker 2: be like a sloppy kiss, just a kiss. Of the
Speaker 2: chances that I will end up kissing somebody on Friday.
Speaker 1: Night one, it depends on you, Okay.
Speaker 3: If if you were like I mean, do you think
Speaker 3: if you were not eighteen years shober, I'd say really easy,
Speaker 3: you could probably guarantee that.
Speaker 1: Let's get her, let's get her the lady viagra.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It has nothing to do with her. It's fighting the person. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe maybe you might have, but you'll
Speaker 3: have to be aggressive with it.
Speaker 2: I just you know what, I just don't have game.
Speaker 2: I just don't have game.
Speaker 3: You do, You're fine. Just you have to be slightly forthcoming,
Speaker 3: and you have to also find someone that will also
Speaker 3: aggressive and forthcoming.
Speaker 2: And yeah, boom, but that's not yan yang.
Speaker 1: That is yin and yang.
Speaker 2: That's forthcoming and forth coming.
Speaker 1: Ying and yang is not a thing.
Speaker 2: You got to compliment each other.
Speaker 3: For two aggressive people can be complimentary. It's how they
Speaker 3: work together. It's not like those traits can never work
Speaker 3: out together. That's a bunch, that's a big lie.
Speaker 2: I'm just frustrated that you're gay. Oh that's not fair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate that about you. Eric.
Speaker 2: You're my soul may You're supposed to be with me always,
Speaker 2: You're my person. Why did you have to be gay?
Speaker 3: I'm trying. I really want to make some really bad jokes.
Speaker 3: It'd be so funny right now.
Speaker 2: But not fair. Life is not fair. I love you
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 1: I love you so much. He doesn't love you that
Speaker 1: much otherwise.
Speaker 2: God gave you the best soul mate ever, but actually
Speaker 2: he gave you.
Speaker 3: The worst one.
Speaker 2: Can him.
Speaker 3: You could, he just wouldn't like he ate it, he
Speaker 3: hate it.
Speaker 1: I'd cry through.
Speaker 3: Who just take one for the team.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he couldn't do it.
Speaker 3: He would not be power.
Speaker 2: He couldn't do it. He wouldn't be able to do it.
Speaker 1: Could you have to? Roofy be?
Speaker 3: Don't we're going to a bar. I just kidding, rufe
Speaker 3: lend's illegal. Don't do that. I don't even know where
Speaker 3: you get that crap.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I do love you and think you're beautiful, but not
Speaker 1: that beautiful, Not that beautiful, No, super beautiful. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say last week, I'm gonna say, you're I may have
Speaker 1: been being nice like a nine point okay, all right.
Speaker 3: I may have been being nice with an eight. Who
Speaker 3: knows so?
Speaker 2: Anyway, So we're gonna have a good time Friday night.
Speaker 2: We will give you full rundown next week on what happened,
Speaker 2: who we met, they did. No, you are not bowing
Speaker 2: out of this one, or it'll end her friendship.
Speaker 3: Won't We'll go without him? You say that.
Speaker 1: No, this is important to me. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Anyway I know it.
Speaker 1: Hey, hold on, close your eyes.
Speaker 3: I lose your ice.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Lean forward a little bit, lean forward?
Speaker 2: What are you going to do?
Speaker 1: Nothing? I'm not gonna do anything. This is not gonna
Speaker 1: be funny. Jared, Laura, meet your wingman for Friday night.
Speaker 2: Oh god, no, I don't want this stupid thing.
Speaker 1: God, he looks like a mean, old dank brow me
Speaker 1: on the ground.
Speaker 2: If you don't come, you're out of my life. I
Speaker 2: got to make some cuts. Your toxic. You're toxic.
Speaker 3: He loves you too much. You can't do that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: All right, you dirt? Do you have some daily dr
Speaker 2: I have dirt? Let's bring it on. I'm done talk
Speaker 2: about dating.
Speaker 3: Power through power through this.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, Now I have my Hollywood Report and I
Speaker 1: have two new jokes for you for make Laura laugh.
Speaker 1: What do you want to hear?
Speaker 3: First, let's get get the dirt at away. Yes, limit
Speaker 3: the dirt to actually interesting stuff and not.
Speaker 2: We play the dirt theme.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, housewives.
Speaker 3: The housewife' stuff is no people people, you say that,
Speaker 3: I've never seen any evidence of that.
Speaker 1: Brian, people love that house.
Speaker 2: You really don't know everything. Mm hmm. You don't a
Speaker 2: lot and people watch that show a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not like a lot a lot.
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you ready for this?
Speaker 2: I am ready.
Speaker 1: Pope Francis is dead at eighty eight.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to turn the music off now.
Speaker 1: That just got depressed a double pnemonia. It's Laura so
Speaker 1: sad uh number two, It's about to get more depressing.
Speaker 1: Gene Hackman and his wife, Betsy Ara Kowit were laid
Speaker 1: to rest in a private funeral over the weekend.
Speaker 2: What was their official cause of death?
Speaker 1: Well, I just read that she allegedly had COVID.
Speaker 3: Oh so, if I remember quickly, he had really severe Alzheimer's. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and she actually died a week before him. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: he was kind of wandering around the house. I think
Speaker 3: he was just out of it. But I forget she
Speaker 3: had made I thought she almost had like pneumonia or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they said it was COVID. I allegedly it was
Speaker 1: COVID related. I believe it was what they said. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that nobody Clay, even though they have kids, nobody
Speaker 1: claimed them. Their bodies were unclaimed since they died.
Speaker 2: Still.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so at the private ceremony, the kids showed up,
Speaker 1: but nobody claimed the bodies. That's isn't that weird?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So now what happened?
Speaker 1: So I don't know if like the kids were like
Speaker 1: estranged from I mean, if they were a strange, I
Speaker 1: don't think they would have shown.
Speaker 2: Up for the right. But they don't want the bodies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't claim the bodies.
Speaker 2: That is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, something's up.
Speaker 1: Something's fishy, Okay. Wink Martindale dead at ninety one from cancer.
Speaker 1: Oh no, game show host?
Speaker 2: Yes? How old was he?
Speaker 1: Ninety one? Ww I'm gonna save one of these for
Speaker 1: last because the backlash that these this group has been
Speaker 1: getting is hilarious. So I'm gonna I'm going to tell
Speaker 1: you what it is, but we'll talk about it at
Speaker 1: the end. It's gayl King, Laurence Sanchez, Chan Lauren Sanchez,
Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos's girlfriend, and Katy Perry along with I think
Speaker 1: two or three other women that quote unquote went on
Speaker 1: a space mission.
Speaker 2: They went into space.
Speaker 1: H Yeah, an eleven minute Disney ride. They went up
Speaker 1: and came down and came back down.
Speaker 3: I hate everything about this, but it's fine. It's not
Speaker 3: that big a deal.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I mean it was forty million dollars
Speaker 1: to go.
Speaker 3: I I want to say, Katy Perry might be the
Speaker 3: most annoying person on the planet.
Speaker 1: While she is getting her and Gail King are getting
Speaker 1: the heat. Why people that it was tone deaf in
Speaker 1: today's climate, political climate and everything. They're like, who goes
Speaker 1: on a ride like this with all this disposable income?
Speaker 1: You know? Yeah, so people have been riding them like
Speaker 1: a stolen bike.
Speaker 3: I don't have an issue with that. I think that's
Speaker 3: a stupid reason to hate it. I just think they're
Speaker 3: they're just kind of it was kind of a Katy
Speaker 3: Perry was really irritating about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was. And I like Katy Perry, but Gail
Speaker 1: King when she said when she was like, you know,
Speaker 1: have you ever been weightless? And you know, like made
Speaker 1: some comment about being weightless, and people were like, how
Speaker 1: do you think astronauts prepare to go into space? Like
Speaker 1: you're a you're a journalist, like shut up, like they were.
Speaker 3: Just yeah, it was they made a super big deal
Speaker 3: of something that ultimately actually wasn't that interesting. Yeah, they
Speaker 3: went up to a lower orbit for like eleven minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they went to the line where it cross so
Speaker 1: right where it crosses over to where you would technically
Speaker 1: go into outer space.
Speaker 3: Space is a strong word for where they went.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they made a big deal out basically nothing.
Speaker 3: Okay, it was kissing the dirt and talk about how
Speaker 3: it made her in touch with divine, feminine magic or anything.
Speaker 3: Just like very like so dramatic and that like.
Speaker 1: And then Lauren Sanchez, who's had looks like she has
Speaker 1: had everything done, was like, oh, you know, the only
Speaker 1: thing we didn't bring was our glam squad And people
Speaker 1: were like shut up, like like what are you going
Speaker 1: to do your makeup in space?
Speaker 2: Like shut up, Oh my gosh, you know I wouldn't go.
Speaker 1: Well, we just talked about it so I don't have
Speaker 1: to wait till the end of the segment to talk
Speaker 1: about it. Blake Lively was named as one of Time
Speaker 1: Magazine's one hundred most influential people. Next, Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: hate that.
Speaker 2: Most influential.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that seems to be the case, regardless of if
Speaker 3: you like her.
Speaker 1: Or not, because she and her husband donated the So
Speaker 1: they donated to a like A.
Speaker 3: Doesn't it only that mobile?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And aviation gin But remember how when they got married,
Speaker 1: they got married on a plantation and I didn't go over.
Speaker 3: Well, Okay, I don't think that's that.
Speaker 1: I think it's a little odd.
Speaker 3: Well, I get the like the history, but plantations beyond
Speaker 3: that still serve a purpose in modern day.
Speaker 1: They don't have this. They don't have tone deaf too.
Speaker 2: Where does the whole uh Blake Lively?
Speaker 1: Just so, a crew member just came forward two days
Speaker 1: ago and totally sided with Justin Baldony's. They said she
Speaker 1: hijacked that whole film. She was a nightmare. So that
Speaker 1: doesn't look good.
Speaker 3: For well, I know that doesn't really mean anything.
Speaker 2: Is Taylor still talking to No.
Speaker 1: That's done. She's thrown everybody under that bus. I don't
Speaker 1: think anybody's talking to her anymore except her husband. We'll
Speaker 1: see how long that lasts. Haley Joel Osmon remember him,
Speaker 1: I see dead people from the sixth Sense. He was
Speaker 1: arrested in Mammoth Mountain skiing. He was so drunk. He
Speaker 1: was just nasty, uncooperative. Alcohol and cocaine. Oh no, combative,
Speaker 1: very intoxicated. Yes, unruly was another word that they used
Speaker 1: to describe. He called the arresting officer not very nice names,
Speaker 1: oh no. And he has since apologized, which they all
Speaker 1: do and don't mean a word of it. I'm sure.
Speaker 1: American idol Doug Kiker, known as the Singing Garbage Man,
Speaker 1: died of an opiate overdose. The Denver Medical Examiner report
Speaker 1: confirmed the toxic effects of this was all in his
Speaker 1: body at one time. Are you ready? Okay?
Speaker 2: Is this a recent Yeah.
Speaker 1: This is just He was on The Carrie Katy Perry's
Speaker 1: last season, so season eighteen I think it's nineteen oom. Yes, Fentanyl, methadone, amphetamines,
Speaker 1: and cocaine and the death was ruled accidental. Dude, that's
Speaker 1: a lot of drugs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is. That's a lot of that's a big
Speaker 2: mixture right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Terrence Howard, remember him from Empire. The actor. He
Speaker 1: has a new podcast coming out and it is going
Speaker 1: to be juicy, juicy juicy.
Speaker 3: He's also insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, he's gonna spill the tea on Hollywood media companies, studios,
Speaker 1: private figures. His CIA legal ballad that battle when he
Speaker 1: was on Empire, CIA, which is Creative Artists Agency, allegedly
Speaker 1: wanted to take him take a huge pay cut to
Speaker 1: be on that show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's something up with him.
Speaker 3: So he actually in the last couple of years, he
Speaker 3: believes he has discovered the key to a new way
Speaker 3: of science. He feels he thinks he solved science. Oh basically,
Speaker 3: and he's got like all these patents for like kind
Speaker 3: of like random weird stuff that don't really makes sense.
Speaker 3: He's a little delusional. Okay, He's been talked about by
Speaker 3: like actual physicists and stuff. Joe Rogan did an interesting
Speaker 3: interview with him and Eric Weinstein, mathematician. He's he's a
Speaker 3: little insane. He also has a pretty sketchy pass with
Speaker 3: the law too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I do remember hearing about that. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: news has got me. I can't wait.
Speaker 2: Oh this what you're about to say?
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, what, I am so excited. So you know,
Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson was absent from her show for a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks due to a personal matter. She just dropped
Speaker 1: on Instagram. She's coming out with new music. The first
Speaker 1: song is called where Have You Been? So excited? Cannot wait?
Speaker 2: And it hasn't dropped.
Speaker 1: No, I haven't heard a beat of it.
Speaker 2: When is it going to happen?
Speaker 1: Not sure yet.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it's She's one of your songs.
Speaker 1: I love Mike Kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 2: Yes, skinny Kelly Clark's.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god, I loved her heavier. I loved
Speaker 1: her Skinny. I love her. She has a beautiful voice.
Speaker 1: Although her tickets for her Vegas residency are so expensive.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1: So maybe she'll come out with a Netflix special because
Speaker 1: I am not paying those prices to see her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for like Nosebleed, it's like three hundred dollars. No thanks.
Speaker 1: Kristin Stewart got married to girlfriend Dylan Meyer over the weekend.
Speaker 1: Oh now, if you google these two ladies, now, I
Speaker 1: was Stuart used to be she was twice, she was
Speaker 1: in Twilight, Charlie's Angels. I have maintained this. I don't
Speaker 1: understand how she's an actress. Why I think she is
Speaker 1: the most boring one note actress on the planet, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't she never smiles. The girlfriend looks like a
Speaker 1: carbon copy of her really, or her new wife looks
Speaker 1: like a car. Neither one of them smile. They both
Speaker 1: got the same you know, like they just sucked on
Speaker 1: a lemon expression on their face. Yeah, I just do
Speaker 1: not understand. I think she's the most one note. Do
Speaker 1: you remember when she did Spencer, that biopic on Princess Diana. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
Speaker 2: Well, I think she is a very pretty person, and
Speaker 2: I think I do think she does she has some talent.
Speaker 2: I saw her at the Cannes Film Festival when I
Speaker 2: was there one year, and she was walking down the
Speaker 2: red carpet and she had these dark, dark, like almost
Speaker 2: black circles under her eyes. I was like, how why
Speaker 2: would you go out like that? Like why didn't her
Speaker 2: make a person like help her or what's going on?
Speaker 3: Kristen Stewart, Yeah, yeah, terrible actor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just do not. The only movie that I've
Speaker 1: ever seen her in that I liked was a movie
Speaker 1: called underwater. And it's because she barely said anything the
Speaker 1: whole time I saw.
Speaker 3: She was in a movie called I think it's called
Speaker 3: a venture Land with Jesse Eisenberg. They work at like
Speaker 3: a summer park and it's a great movie. She's not
Speaker 3: great in it, but like I mean, she's she's not
Speaker 3: a terrible actress. She's just intensely mediocre. Yeah, Like it
Speaker 3: just feels like I'm watching like like you could put
Speaker 3: any stand in it, like a narrator could read her lines,
Speaker 3: and yeah, like I could have like Siri just read
Speaker 3: out that her line.
Speaker 1: It's just the most one note, Bland, don't send any
Speaker 1: hate mail if you like her, I don't care, but
Speaker 1: like I just don't like her. So well, congratulations on
Speaker 1: your nuptials. On your nuptials, Elizabeth Hurley, remember her hot
Speaker 1: British dish. Guess who she is allegedly dating?
Speaker 2: Is he younger?
Speaker 1: Uh? Maybe a little bit? Brad Pitt, No, we could
Speaker 1: only be that lucky. Take one more guess, You're never
Speaker 1: gonna guess.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, then tell.
Speaker 1: Me Billy ray Cyrus.
Speaker 2: Wait, Billy ray Cyrus is Miley.
Speaker 1: Cyrus's dad is dating Elizabeth Hurley allegedly.
Speaker 2: Whoa, that is a crazy coupling. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 2: that's healthy.
Speaker 1: No, she is smoking hot.
Speaker 2: She's smoking, and I think that he's not well.
Speaker 1: No, and he looks like one of the members of
Speaker 1: zz Top but that big idious beard, long hair. Oh god,
Speaker 1: just anyway, I had something else.
Speaker 2: I heard the second weekend of Coachella was really good,
Speaker 2: and that Ed Shearon showed up and during postma yes set,
Speaker 2: and I forgot who else showed up on stage, but
Speaker 2: that all in all, it was all about Lady Gaga.
Speaker 1: They called it Gagachella billed it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I knew something was there yesterday last night for
Speaker 3: the last day, and she said was mediocre.
Speaker 1: Did you and the guy, the guy that is one
Speaker 1: of the founders of Coachella, did you hear that he
Speaker 1: went to the went to the I guess the board
Speaker 1: or whatever of Yuca Valley or like the Indio Indio
Speaker 1: and apologized for all the traffic issues. And he's like,
Speaker 1: we should have done better, Like we've been doing this
Speaker 1: long enough, because I told you in one of my
Speaker 1: previous reports that people were waiting for twelve hours to
Speaker 1: get in. Oh my gosh, no food, no bathrooms. I'm like,
Speaker 1: no peace out. I would just never go.
Speaker 3: I don't know why people go. I don't see the
Speaker 3: appeal whatsoever.
Speaker 1: No, it's dirty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, some people make it a annual.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, but like you could do that, I have anything,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: And you can watch it now online they I know,
Speaker 1: they stream it, Yeah, they stream it plus like I watch.
Speaker 3: Something big, you're probably not. Chances are you're not gonna
Speaker 3: get within a mile of the stage exactly.
Speaker 2: Also, who cares when I went, Uh, there are no
Speaker 2: hotels that are right, no, no, no, you camp or
Speaker 2: you stay in the hotel, and when you stay in
Speaker 2: the hotel, you have to take the shuttle and the
Speaker 2: shell takes forever to get to the field. So you
Speaker 2: go to Coachella, you have to stay there and you
Speaker 2: should just stay there, and you have to stay there.
Speaker 2: It just stay there all day long, and that's the problem.
Speaker 2: And when you don't drink, it's kind of like.
Speaker 1: Now what you know, it's weird.
Speaker 3: I always thought I just discovered this, But for some reason,
Speaker 3: I always thought Coachella was way up in northern California,
Speaker 3: and I have no idea why it. Like I learned
Speaker 3: yesterday it was in Palms the Palm Valley, and that
Speaker 3: like blew my mind. And it wasn't one of those
Speaker 3: things where I just said, like never realized, like I
Speaker 3: actively was like one hundred percent sure it was up
Speaker 3: in like northern California. Yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 2: That's very strange.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a half hours away from here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, India.
Speaker 3: Who goes to Indio?
Speaker 2: Seriously, my mom and Auntie Doo Doo, that's my mom
Speaker 2: is going to go out there the other weekend. I go, Mom,
Speaker 2: don't get caught in that traffic. Do not go to
Speaker 2: see Auntie Doo Dooo.
Speaker 1: Do not should be up for twelve hours. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I have two more things. Okay, do you guys. Have
Speaker 1: you guys ever heard of the group? I don't know
Speaker 1: if they're rock. I've only heard the name a couple
Speaker 1: of times, but I never listened to their music. The
Speaker 1: New Pornographers, I've heard of.
Speaker 2: Them, The New Pornographers.
Speaker 1: No, are they rock?
Speaker 3: I actually I think so.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, they're probably not gonna be around
Speaker 1: for much longer. Why there. I believe it was their drummer.
Speaker 1: His name is Joe Cedars. He was arrested for alleged
Speaker 1: child porn and molestation.
Speaker 3: God, that is sadly ironic.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna read it. I could. Oh, I've
Speaker 1: got two Yeah, I've got two more stories. So yes,
Speaker 1: he's the drummer, and he seems to be living up
Speaker 1: to the name of his rock band. He's been arrested
Speaker 1: for allegedly possessing CP. He was taken into custody to
Speaker 1: last week and booked into jail in Riverside County, California
Speaker 1: for alleged possession of child porn, annoying, molesting a child,
Speaker 1: invasion of privacy, an attempted invasion of privacy. Cedars posted
Speaker 1: for a frowning mug shot with gray stubble on his face.
Speaker 1: If you look at the mug shot, it's super creepy,
Speaker 1: according to officials. On April seventh, and eleven year old
Speaker 1: boy told sheriff's deputies responding to a report of suspicious
Speaker 1: activity that a man had used his cell phone to
Speaker 1: record him using the bathroom at a business in Palm Desert, California.
Speaker 1: Gross Two days later, the Sheriff's apartment says an employee
Speaker 1: at the same business reported a man was entering and
Speaker 1: exiting the restroom with underage boys. The Desert Sun newspaper
Speaker 1: reports the location is a Chick fil A restaurant. Suspicious,
Speaker 1: the worker called the Riverside County Sheriff's office and Depedes
Speaker 1: quickly responded, arresting Sedars before exec executing search warrants on
Speaker 1: his home, vehicle, and cell phone. They recovered evidence that
Speaker 1: implicates Cedars in allegend crimes. The band released a statement
Speaker 1: saying everyone in the band is absolutely shocked, horrified, and
Speaker 1: devastated by the news of the charges against Joe Cedars,
Speaker 1: and we have immediately severed all ties with him. Our
Speaker 1: heart's got to everyone who has been impacted by his actions.
Speaker 2: Gross.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, that's that's like the saddest irony ever.
Speaker 1: So do you guys remember Charlie Sheen.
Speaker 2: Of course she's alive, right, yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't they look exactly like wait, who is that?
Speaker 1: That's Kristen Stewart in the and the wife.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, they look alone.
Speaker 1: They look miserable anyway, So he So, Denise Richards has
Speaker 1: that show, her own show called like Denise Richards Wild
Speaker 1: Things or something, and it's her her husband and her
Speaker 1: two three daughters. Okay, Lola and Sammy are the two
Speaker 1: daughters with Charlie Sheen's and then she adopted the little
Speaker 1: girl that special needs. It's so cute. She's a good mom,
Speaker 1: like I think so. Charlie Sheen is playing a family man.
Speaker 1: In a rare public appearance, he was having dinner with
Speaker 1: his father, Martin Sheen, and brothers plus one of his sons,
Speaker 1: amid some ongoing drama with his daughter, Sammy. She has
Speaker 1: recently said she would rather do anything than hang out
Speaker 1: with her dad, So Charlie and Sammy are not on
Speaker 1: speaking terms at the moment. Sammy says she's had little
Speaker 1: contact with the screen star in the last five months.
Speaker 1: She's the one that has her only fans page and
Speaker 1: is a in my opinion, a big, huge bitch.
Speaker 2: Well, she needs to process all the things that her fault.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think my dad was Charlie's geen. I'd be
Speaker 1: a big bitch too. Well and yeah, obviously, Okay, So
Speaker 1: my last thing is, oh, how was your Easter? Was
Speaker 1: it good?
Speaker 2: You know what, I worked and I didn't get to
Speaker 2: see my mama. Oh, and I don't have kids here.
Speaker 2: One's in Oregon, on's in New York City, So you've
Speaker 2: got this big kid here. There were no Easter egg hunts.
Speaker 2: It didn't really feel Easter to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me either. So I watched some good movies. Okay,
Speaker 1: I watched a great movie, a good movie, and a
Speaker 1: good TV show.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, good and good.
Speaker 3: Go.
Speaker 1: The first one I watched was a movie called Companion. Okay,
Speaker 1: have you heard of it?
Speaker 2: I've seen it. I've seen the like the posters, So.
Speaker 1: Don't really let anybody tell you what it's about. Just
Speaker 1: watch it. It is good. It's got a little bit
Speaker 1: of humor in it. And it's one of those movies
Speaker 1: where things kind of go off the rails and then
Speaker 1: just bad stuff starts happening.
Speaker 2: Is it ai stuff?
Speaker 1: It's about a robot okay, okay, And when you think, okay,
Speaker 1: this might be kind of dumb, it's not at all.
Speaker 2: So this is the great one.
Speaker 1: It is great. Like it's by the producer that did
Speaker 1: the movie Barbarian. Okay, and that was great. Did you
Speaker 1: see that? No? Oh, that was so good. The next
Speaker 1: one I watched was with Julia Garner and it's the
Speaker 1: Bloomhouse remake of the movie The wolf Man.
Speaker 2: No thank you.
Speaker 1: So it's a little low to start, but it's good.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll see no, he didn't like it.
Speaker 1: No, I did like it. I thought I didn't like
Speaker 1: it as much as Companion, but I did like it.
Speaker 2: I think you're just being Nope, the show that I watched, okay,
Speaker 2: that you like or yes, okay.
Speaker 1: It's been around forever and I've never watched it. Okay,
Speaker 1: Black Mirror.
Speaker 2: Oh hello, welcome to the world. My isn't it awesome?
Speaker 1: God?
Speaker 2: Which one did you watch?
Speaker 1: Well, Oshin did you like the best? So the first
Speaker 1: one I watched was I don't remember what season it was,
Speaker 1: but it was the woman who videotapes her boyfriend torturing
Speaker 1: her child and they make her. Have you seen it, Brian?
Speaker 3: I have seen some of Black I've seen a lot
Speaker 3: of individual episodes. I'm not sure if I know the
Speaker 3: one you're talking.
Speaker 1: So they make her every day. They literally it's almost
Speaker 1: done as like a game show where people show up
Speaker 1: and they're like, hey, take pictures, run after her, do this,
Speaker 1: do that, just don't touch her and blah blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah, and they drug her and every morning she
Speaker 1: wakes up with this symbol on her TV set. She
Speaker 1: doesn't she knows this is her daughter and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: and she's just it's just a lifetime of torture for
Speaker 1: her because of what she allowed this guy to do
Speaker 1: to her kid.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you have to see the one with
Speaker 2: Aaron Paul.
Speaker 3: Have you seen that one? That's pretty crazy.
Speaker 1: I watched the one with Asa Ray last night the Hotel.
Speaker 2: I don't know what.
Speaker 1: It was really good.
Speaker 2: Well, Black Mirror is good because it's really episode is
Speaker 2: a different story. It's really really cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's almost like the twilight Zone kind of Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like it was really good twilight Zone. Laura Kane,
Speaker 1: are you coming in from Hollywood with a story or
Speaker 1: are you yes?
Speaker 2: I am?
Speaker 1: Are you yes, Ladies and gentlemen, Hollywood correspondent just got
Speaker 1: here from La Laura Kane.
Speaker 2: You know who Jelly Roll is?
Speaker 1: Yes? I always get him and post Malone Countist.
Speaker 2: Because they both have tattoos on their faces. He was
Speaker 2: a country singer, big boy. He's lost a bunch of
Speaker 2: weight and uh, he's a really good guy and he's
Speaker 2: becoming he's huge now, huge as in famous. He always
Speaker 2: gives a good interview, He's always very honest and he
Speaker 2: always tells it like it is. But maybe he should
Speaker 2: have stopped this time because he and Luke Brian were
Speaker 2: on the Jennifer Hudson Show the other day and she
Speaker 2: asked them, what's the most embarrassing thing that has ever
Speaker 2: happened to you while performing? And Jelly Roll said, I
Speaker 2: pooped myself on stage.
Speaker 1: I did have gone my entire life without hearing that story.
Speaker 2: He goes, I thought it was air, but it was not.
Speaker 1: It was a shark.
Speaker 3: It was a shark.
Speaker 2: She said. Uh, he said, I watched the crowd go
Speaker 2: from completely loving me to being completely out because yup.
Speaker 1: Oh so it made an appearance.
Speaker 2: It made an appearance.
Speaker 1: Wow in various ways. Wow lovely. So there's not yes.
Speaker 2: And yeah, that's all I have. And I'm excited about
Speaker 2: Thursday show because I am so into this. I can't
Speaker 2: get enough of this. I watch every new video about this.
Speaker 2: I believe in this.
Speaker 3: You're not gonna like what I have to say.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, oh boy, maybe I should Laura.
Speaker 2: Don't do this, Jimmy Bryant. But it's gonna be about
Speaker 2: UFOs and uh, we're gonna we're gonna talk about aliens
Speaker 2: and are we alone? Are we alone? So we're not.
Speaker 1: I have a question for you. What I have one
Speaker 1: last little segment for you. Let's let's save this. I'll
Speaker 1: do it Thursday. It'll break up the.
Speaker 2: What Okay, just tease it.
Speaker 1: Make Laura laugh.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, all right, and you won't I will nope anyway, nope,
Speaker 2: all right, that's it for tonight. Thursdays coming up. We
Speaker 2: have a good show UFOs and make Laura laugh.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: And then we're going out on Friday. It's gonna be
Speaker 2: thumb fun.
Speaker 1: You guys are gonna have so much fun.
Speaker 2: I'm so tired. Are you tired.
Speaker 1: We'll take a little nap.
Speaker 2: Hope you guys are having I hope we had a
Speaker 2: great weekend. And happy Easter.
Speaker 1: And love your podcast, Love your podcast.
Speaker 2: I love you, my sweet babies. Bye bye.