WEBVTT 1 00:00:13.800 --> 00:00:22.280 Hey, everybody, welcome to that's that's Terence and Philip. That's everybody. Yeah, 2 00:00:22.559 --> 00:00:24.440 hey guy, he's flappy ahead. 3 00:00:24.559 --> 00:00:27.960 Mike Maharty, Oh yes, you made him Canadian? 4 00:00:28.920 --> 00:00:32.359 Hey guy, Hello everyone. My name is Dan Record. I 5 00:00:32.359 --> 00:00:33.280 am not Mike Mahardy. 6 00:00:33.640 --> 00:00:33.840 Uh. 7 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:37.920 Joining me is Mary kish Hi. And you may have 8 00:00:37.920 --> 00:00:41.159 heard a third voice there that Uh he's new to podcasting. 9 00:00:41.439 --> 00:00:43.000 I don't know if he's new to podcasting, but I've 10 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:46.600 never podcasted with him before. Certainly one Jeffrey Grub, Hello, 11 00:00:46.719 --> 00:00:47.759 howdy Audy. 12 00:00:47.799 --> 00:00:50.159 I don't wait to be introduced. I just talk on podcasts. 13 00:00:50.240 --> 00:00:52.399 I think that's a dumb rule. Everyone's going to hear 14 00:00:52.399 --> 00:00:53.799 you eventually. Who cares just talk? 15 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:57.119 Do you think in an average day, Jeff Grub, most 16 00:00:57.159 --> 00:00:59.000 of the if you took all the words that come 17 00:00:59.039 --> 00:01:02.079 out of your mouth, are more of them into a 18 00:01:02.119 --> 00:01:02.920 microphone or not? 19 00:01:03.479 --> 00:01:05.319 Yeah, more of them are into a microphone. I don't 20 00:01:05.400 --> 00:01:09.439 like talking, actually prefer not to in life. I'd just 21 00:01:09.560 --> 00:01:12.200 rather not use this. The whole thing I have here, 22 00:01:12.280 --> 00:01:14.280 my throat and voice and stuff that could just go 23 00:01:14.359 --> 00:01:16.840 quiet for hours at a time, and then I podcast. 24 00:01:16.879 --> 00:01:17.680 I never shut up. 25 00:01:17.799 --> 00:01:21.120 So yeah, maybe you save all your juice. Yeah, you're like, 26 00:01:21.200 --> 00:01:22.280 you're holding it all in. 27 00:01:22.680 --> 00:01:25.439 I save my essence for the people they demanded. Of course. 28 00:01:25.519 --> 00:01:28.879 Yes, Grub came in on very short notice here today 29 00:01:29.000 --> 00:01:34.159 because our colleague Mike Maharty had a wine emergency. 30 00:01:36.280 --> 00:01:37.439 Look, don't listen. 31 00:01:37.480 --> 00:01:39.359 I know he's a big wine guy and you like 32 00:01:39.439 --> 00:01:41.719 to make jokes and stuff like that, but you don't 33 00:01:41.760 --> 00:01:44.840 have to like, of course he's not having a wine emergency. 34 00:01:45.079 --> 00:01:49.120 No, his his sabon blanc was not the right degree 35 00:01:49.159 --> 00:01:51.599 of chilled. So he has been berating a somalier for 36 00:01:51.760 --> 00:01:52.920 going on two hours now. 37 00:01:53.159 --> 00:01:56.000 So we reached out, not a smallier's fault. 38 00:01:56.319 --> 00:01:58.040 Well, talk to Mike about it. He had some very 39 00:01:58.040 --> 00:02:00.200 specific and confusing things to say about it, but he's 40 00:02:00.239 --> 00:02:05.120 the expert. So we called upon Jeff Grubb to fill in. Uh, 41 00:02:05.599 --> 00:02:07.599 why did you talk about wine, Jeff Grub? 42 00:02:08.039 --> 00:02:08.159 Oh? 43 00:02:08.240 --> 00:02:10.919 Yeah, sure, I had some wine at Disney World. At 44 00:02:11.400 --> 00:02:14.560 God was that at the Toy Story restaurant. I think 45 00:02:14.599 --> 00:02:17.240 Mike Maharty would have been very impressed by that. I 46 00:02:17.240 --> 00:02:19.599 don't remember which restaurant was, which restaurant it was, but 47 00:02:19.599 --> 00:02:21.560 it was good. I had a cab. It was the 48 00:02:21.560 --> 00:02:24.240 first one I had in quite some time. My opinion 49 00:02:24.360 --> 00:02:27.280 on wine is probably the exact opposite of Mike Maharty's, 50 00:02:27.280 --> 00:02:31.840 which is like, this is all the same. Everything they're 51 00:02:31.879 --> 00:02:35.879 doing here is just labeling in names and putting pretty 52 00:02:35.879 --> 00:02:38.759 pictures on the bottle, and in setting a certain price 53 00:02:38.759 --> 00:02:40.479 to make you think like this one's better than that one, 54 00:02:40.520 --> 00:02:42.919 because this one's fifty times as much, And. 55 00:02:42.840 --> 00:02:43.439 It's all a trick. 56 00:02:43.520 --> 00:02:47.280 And I love and respect that about like the wine industry, 57 00:02:47.280 --> 00:02:48.639 that they're able to do all those tricks. 58 00:02:48.639 --> 00:02:50.439 I think that's fun tricks. 59 00:02:50.759 --> 00:02:53.240 If Mike were dead, he'd be rolling in his grade 60 00:02:53.960 --> 00:02:58.639 ideas like I can't believe they've tricked people that they'll 61 00:02:58.680 --> 00:03:00.800 higher the price of wine nicer it is. 62 00:03:01.039 --> 00:03:04.560 I'm shoot, I'm shooting there. But there's lots of research 63 00:03:04.719 --> 00:03:07.199 about like that. There is no difference. If you do 64 00:03:07.240 --> 00:03:09.159 a blind taste test with people who claim to be 65 00:03:09.199 --> 00:03:11.960 experts and you and you have them taste it, they 66 00:03:11.960 --> 00:03:14.400 don't know which one is better, which one's more expensive. 67 00:03:14.439 --> 00:03:16.719 They always get it wrong. And then if you. 68 00:03:16.639 --> 00:03:18.560 Tell them what's more expensive, they're like, oh, of course, no, 69 00:03:18.639 --> 00:03:22.120 that's the one I actually liked, so and again I 70 00:03:22.240 --> 00:03:22.599 like that. 71 00:03:22.759 --> 00:03:24.560 I like that there's a whole industry. That's just like 72 00:03:24.719 --> 00:03:27.000 all about the bullshit that is awesome to me. 73 00:03:27.159 --> 00:03:31.039 So you're just belittling, You're basically like, I love it 74 00:03:31.080 --> 00:03:34.199 that there's a bunch of idiots out clear two hundred 75 00:03:34.199 --> 00:03:36.479 dollars on a wine and can't tell the difference, Like. 76 00:03:37.520 --> 00:03:39.479 I am belittally for that. Good for them. 77 00:03:39.879 --> 00:03:42.479 Yeah, I mean, we were out at a team dinner 78 00:03:42.479 --> 00:03:44.159 when everybody was here in Minneapolis a couple of weeks 79 00:03:44.199 --> 00:03:44.960 ago for a game of. 80 00:03:44.919 --> 00:03:47.039 There or that. That was last week as of this recording, 81 00:03:47.080 --> 00:03:47.439 I think. 82 00:03:48.240 --> 00:03:51.599 And yeah, we went to this restaurant downtown and Mike's 83 00:03:51.599 --> 00:03:54.000 looking at the menu and talking to the waitress about 84 00:03:54.000 --> 00:03:56.159 the different wine pores and having her bring it out 85 00:03:56.159 --> 00:03:58.039 and do all of his sniffering or whatever you do. 86 00:03:58.400 --> 00:03:59.879 And he was telling us like, oh, this is usually 87 00:04:00.039 --> 00:04:01.879 two five on the East Coast, but this is ninety 88 00:04:01.919 --> 00:04:03.479 two here, this is sex one, this is a great year. 89 00:04:03.680 --> 00:04:06.360 He was talking about the year and the vintage or whatever. 90 00:04:06.800 --> 00:04:08.759 And then I tasted it and it was good. You know, 91 00:04:08.840 --> 00:04:10.400 I've come barn up with wine now where it's like 92 00:04:10.439 --> 00:04:12.360 I like drinking wine, but I swear to god, it 93 00:04:12.400 --> 00:04:14.680 tasted like every glass of red wine. It tasted like 94 00:04:14.719 --> 00:04:16.839 the wine I had in church and Catholic school. It 95 00:04:16.920 --> 00:04:18.839 all it seemed indiscernible to me. 96 00:04:19.279 --> 00:04:21.800 It's like listening to a kid talk about Pokemon, where 97 00:04:21.800 --> 00:04:24.079 it's like they're like so into all the little details 98 00:04:24.120 --> 00:04:25.879 and they could tell you everything about all the power 99 00:04:25.959 --> 00:04:28.639 levels and stuff. But it's like, yeah, I'm glad that 100 00:04:28.720 --> 00:04:30.639 you have this, and I'm glad you're happy, and. 101 00:04:31.279 --> 00:04:35.240 About all liquor or like what about like cheap vodka 102 00:04:35.399 --> 00:04:36.639 versus expensive vodka. 103 00:04:36.680 --> 00:04:39.560 Well, vodka is a tough one, becuz. Okay, that's another 104 00:04:39.560 --> 00:04:41.639 one where there's not much of a difference. So vodkas vodka, 105 00:04:41.720 --> 00:04:44.079 but you like, if you get really bottom of the 106 00:04:44.079 --> 00:04:45.839 shelf vodka, of course there's gonna be bullshit in it. 107 00:04:45.879 --> 00:04:48.000 But if you do vodka right, it's just vodka. But 108 00:04:48.040 --> 00:04:48.279 you know. 109 00:04:48.360 --> 00:04:51.720 Like whiskeys and and that kind of thing, those there's 110 00:04:51.720 --> 00:04:52.959 a lot of difference there for sure. 111 00:04:53.079 --> 00:04:54.639 Yeah. I drink a lot of Scotch and so I 112 00:04:54.639 --> 00:04:55.120 got right here. 113 00:04:55.160 --> 00:04:57.000 I got to Johnny Walker gold and so like I 114 00:04:57.000 --> 00:05:01.040 could now gold versus red versus versus blue. 115 00:05:01.120 --> 00:05:02.160 I could tell that. 116 00:05:03.040 --> 00:05:05.199 You would if if you did a blind taste. 117 00:05:05.879 --> 00:05:06.720 Yeah, yeah, bonk has. 118 00:05:06.800 --> 00:05:09.000 Like when I was first starting to get these like 119 00:05:09.120 --> 00:05:10.920 nice bottles and stuff, I was like, all right, I 120 00:05:10.920 --> 00:05:11.959 want to make sure this is worth it. 121 00:05:12.000 --> 00:05:13.160 Here's the you know this one. 122 00:05:13.240 --> 00:05:15.120 Like we had just moved into our house and I 123 00:05:15.160 --> 00:05:16.920 got my first bottle of Johnny Walker Blue, which is 124 00:05:16.920 --> 00:05:18.639 supposed to be like the super nice one, and I 125 00:05:18.680 --> 00:05:20.079 was like, all right, I just want to double check here. 126 00:05:20.279 --> 00:05:22.560 And we tested it three times with like Johnny Walker red, 127 00:05:22.639 --> 00:05:24.920 Johnny Walker Black, and then the blue, and all three 128 00:05:24.920 --> 00:05:26.560 times I was like, Oh, definitely that one. That one's 129 00:05:26.600 --> 00:05:27.839 way smoother that one's got. 130 00:05:27.959 --> 00:05:30.639 But you can't tell the difference between coke and diet coke. 131 00:05:30.720 --> 00:05:33.680 That's correct, Hey you Dan. 132 00:05:33.680 --> 00:05:36.399 Wait, so you know how you save all of your 133 00:05:36.480 --> 00:05:39.839 podcasting vocals he tastes, He saves all of his taste 134 00:05:39.879 --> 00:05:46.079 buds everything else. I'm actually not sure if this is 135 00:05:46.120 --> 00:05:47.360 an egg or a salad. 136 00:05:47.759 --> 00:05:48.600 I couldn't tell you. 137 00:05:48.560 --> 00:05:53.279 It's a bit resource. You have to it's like an RTS. 138 00:05:53.439 --> 00:05:54.240 Yeah in my mouth. 139 00:05:57.519 --> 00:05:58.000 Mary. 140 00:05:58.279 --> 00:06:01.000 You know, Mike does talk a lot about wine, and 141 00:06:01.040 --> 00:06:02.720 we're both good friends with him. 142 00:06:03.040 --> 00:06:04.680 Do you let's talk shit about him? 143 00:06:05.639 --> 00:06:06.399 He's gonna hear it. 144 00:06:06.480 --> 00:06:08.879 Like, do you just do the like not blightly and 145 00:06:08.920 --> 00:06:12.000 because it means a lot to him, or are you like, 146 00:06:12.240 --> 00:06:14.160 are you like taking it in and thinking about it. 147 00:06:14.519 --> 00:06:18.639 I don't think I'm going to retain vintages and years 148 00:06:18.759 --> 00:06:21.279 of fancy wine. So usually when he's getting into the 149 00:06:21.279 --> 00:06:23.480 details of like this is a good year, I don't 150 00:06:23.519 --> 00:06:26.759 really know that, I will say, like, I've retained some knowledge, 151 00:06:27.560 --> 00:06:31.439 generally of wine. I remember someone telling me that twenty sixteen. 152 00:06:31.439 --> 00:06:32.120 Was a good year. 153 00:06:32.360 --> 00:06:34.639 I don't know, but like, if it's a broad piece 154 00:06:34.680 --> 00:06:37.040 of knowledge like that, I can retain that. But if 155 00:06:37.079 --> 00:06:40.240 someone's like, oh, this is a twenty bardo, I'll be like, 156 00:06:40.240 --> 00:06:42.519 I don't know what the fuck that means, but I 157 00:06:42.560 --> 00:06:45.120 appreciate that he has that knowledge. I think I give 158 00:06:45.120 --> 00:06:47.240 it a bit more credibility than grub, Like I have 159 00:06:48.360 --> 00:06:52.279 recognized a cheap red from a nice red. 160 00:06:52.399 --> 00:06:53.680 But there is a limit to me. 161 00:06:54.360 --> 00:06:57.360 If I have a fifty dollars bottle of wine, which 162 00:06:57.399 --> 00:07:00.000 I consider an expensive bottle of wine, for sure, for sure, 163 00:07:00.240 --> 00:07:01.879 I could not tell the difference between that and a 164 00:07:01.920 --> 00:07:04.480 two hundred dollars bottle of wine. But I absolutely can tell, 165 00:07:04.639 --> 00:07:08.360 usually not always. I'm not even gonna say absolutely, I 166 00:07:08.399 --> 00:07:11.040 am I'm pushing it here. I believe that I could 167 00:07:11.040 --> 00:07:15.079 tell the difference between like Boda box wine and like 168 00:07:15.120 --> 00:07:16.360 a nicer bottle of wine. 169 00:07:16.439 --> 00:07:19.240 Right, there's definitely that is true for sure. 170 00:07:19.240 --> 00:07:20.879 I'm talking about like if you go to Kroger and 171 00:07:20.920 --> 00:07:23.519 you get like the eight dollar bottle of wine from Australia, 172 00:07:23.759 --> 00:07:26.040 that's probably you would have a hard time telling difference 173 00:07:26.040 --> 00:07:27.759 between that and a fifty dollars bottle wine. 174 00:07:27.800 --> 00:07:30.639 I think most people would. I think that's fair. 175 00:07:31.000 --> 00:07:32.879 If we we've always talked about the idea of like 176 00:07:32.879 --> 00:07:34.759 where did a PAX panel or something like that, I 177 00:07:34.800 --> 00:07:36.959 think we have our PAX panel if we. 178 00:07:38.000 --> 00:07:39.399 I think it would be really fun to do a 179 00:07:39.439 --> 00:07:42.800 blind wine tasting and actually put your money where your 180 00:07:42.800 --> 00:07:45.160 mouth is. You think you're so fucking good, Like, let's 181 00:07:45.160 --> 00:07:46.720 see it, Let's see if you can. And you know 182 00:07:46.759 --> 00:07:49.319 what else I'll do. I'll do a blind cheese test 183 00:07:49.360 --> 00:07:51.360 for Dan, and I'll have like six different types of 184 00:07:51.439 --> 00:07:54.240 cheeses and you'll have to tell me what vintage. 185 00:07:53.879 --> 00:07:54.560 This Jed. 186 00:07:56.439 --> 00:07:58.759 Be really impressed, pull out the skittles and have me 187 00:07:58.800 --> 00:07:59.759 identify the flavor. 188 00:08:00.240 --> 00:08:00.959 Yeah, I could do that. 189 00:08:01.160 --> 00:08:04.920 We could do a whole tasting board. I wonder what 190 00:08:04.959 --> 00:08:07.279 I could taste the difference of if if you're doing 191 00:08:07.639 --> 00:08:10.639 if Mike is doing wine and you're doing cheese and skittle. 192 00:08:13.399 --> 00:08:15.480 I'm trying to think of like where I would feel 193 00:08:15.480 --> 00:08:18.759 confident that I could taste the difference between certain things. 194 00:08:18.959 --> 00:08:21.399 I'm not maybe Lacroix, Like I bet you I could 195 00:08:21.399 --> 00:08:23.439 taste the difference between all the la Croix. 196 00:08:24.319 --> 00:08:27.600 Would you be able if we do like the different 197 00:08:27.680 --> 00:08:30.560 kinds of of like the canned waters with flavored waters, 198 00:08:30.560 --> 00:08:32.159 would you be able to know like which brand? 199 00:08:32.279 --> 00:08:33.879 Do you think? I'm a Lacroix person? 200 00:08:34.200 --> 00:08:40.200 Ok, I think that I've done the Kroger brand soda 201 00:08:40.240 --> 00:08:42.679 water and I didn't like it, which is shocking. You'd 202 00:08:42.679 --> 00:08:44.879 think you would it would be the same, but the 203 00:08:44.919 --> 00:08:47.879 carbonation style is totally different than Lacroix. 204 00:08:48.240 --> 00:08:48.919 So I think I. 205 00:08:48.879 --> 00:08:50.399 Would be at least be able to be like, this 206 00:08:50.440 --> 00:08:54.399 is not Lacroix standard and I don't like it, So yeah, 207 00:08:54.399 --> 00:08:55.960 I would do that grub What would you do? What 208 00:08:56.000 --> 00:08:58.039 would you taste tests? Will you feel like confidence? 209 00:08:58.360 --> 00:09:00.360 I don't know, Like I'm not like a like a 210 00:09:00.480 --> 00:09:03.639 super taster or anything like that. So when I'm uh, 211 00:09:04.679 --> 00:09:07.279 I'm eating something, I think I maybe it's the memory 212 00:09:07.320 --> 00:09:09.360 thing where it's like I eat it, I'm like, this 213 00:09:09.519 --> 00:09:11.600 is good, and that's as much as I need to 214 00:09:11.600 --> 00:09:13.559 think about it, because in five minutes, I'm not gonna 215 00:09:13.600 --> 00:09:14.759 remember what it tasted like. 216 00:09:14.879 --> 00:09:17.200 So yeah, like, can you have memories of taste? 217 00:09:17.440 --> 00:09:20.720 Like if I was like, Okay, what's your memory of 218 00:09:20.720 --> 00:09:22.360 the taste of a grape jolly rancher? 219 00:09:22.399 --> 00:09:23.240 Can you taste it? 220 00:09:23.639 --> 00:09:26.000 I'm very much just in the moment with that stuff 221 00:09:26.000 --> 00:09:28.519 where it's like I don't I'm eating it right now. 222 00:09:28.559 --> 00:09:30.440 I don't need to think about what it tastes like. 223 00:09:30.480 --> 00:09:32.480 I know what it tastes like. It's there, and so 224 00:09:32.600 --> 00:09:35.320 when it's gone, I have not like put that stuff 225 00:09:35.320 --> 00:09:37.159 into words, which again this goes back to like why 226 00:09:37.200 --> 00:09:40.279 I think having all that extra stuff about wine is 227 00:09:40.320 --> 00:09:43.320 still kind of cool because people that don't build this 228 00:09:43.320 --> 00:09:47.039 stuff just because you're you know, they build this vocabulary 229 00:09:47.080 --> 00:09:49.720 and that helps them like have like a like better 230 00:09:49.759 --> 00:09:51.960 memories about the things they're tasting. It helps them remember 231 00:09:52.000 --> 00:09:53.879 the which ones they like and stuff like that. I 232 00:09:53.960 --> 00:09:56.440 just don't have the habit of doing that with almost anything. 233 00:09:56.519 --> 00:09:58.279 I'm just in the moment I like this or I 234 00:09:58.279 --> 00:09:58.960 don't like it. 235 00:09:59.120 --> 00:10:00.000 It's very Buddhist. 236 00:10:00.200 --> 00:10:02.399 I mean, good for you for like living in the moment, 237 00:10:02.519 --> 00:10:02.759 you know. 238 00:10:03.159 --> 00:10:05.759 I think it's it's more like a mental defect where 239 00:10:05.759 --> 00:10:07.399 it's the ADHD, where I just. 240 00:10:07.360 --> 00:10:10.000 Like, yeah, ahead, I'm not gonna remember it anyhow, yes, exactly. 241 00:10:10.080 --> 00:10:12.200 Then it's finally so much said it. 242 00:10:12.240 --> 00:10:17.799 Finally of course, yeah, I know, remember good exactly. 243 00:10:17.840 --> 00:10:20.159 That's what I'm saying. I got bad brain, and I 244 00:10:20.240 --> 00:10:21.960 saw I'm just gonna be like, fucket whatever. 245 00:10:22.960 --> 00:10:24.159 He's so ahead of his time. 246 00:10:25.320 --> 00:10:26.240 We're just talking about food. 247 00:10:26.279 --> 00:10:28.720 And it made me just realize that, uh, I am 248 00:10:28.759 --> 00:10:32.759 in a like Domino's death spiral right now where I 249 00:10:32.840 --> 00:10:34.279 can't you know, I'm now going. 250 00:10:34.279 --> 00:10:35.519 To buffaloed me entirely. 251 00:10:35.960 --> 00:10:38.080 Okay, I'll explain, and I don't know how to get 252 00:10:38.120 --> 00:10:41.600 out of this Dominoes. I get enough to where I 253 00:10:41.600 --> 00:10:45.519 got two enough things to redeem a free pizza, right, 254 00:10:45.559 --> 00:10:47.519 I got my Domino's points, and so I was like, 255 00:10:47.519 --> 00:10:49.519 oh sweet, I'll just you know, the Wrestling Paper view 256 00:10:49.519 --> 00:10:51.679 is coming up. I'll I'll just order a pizza for myself. 257 00:10:51.679 --> 00:10:52.960 I can get one of those little thin crust ones 258 00:10:53.000 --> 00:10:55.120 that's not too crazy to eat by yourself. Then you 259 00:10:55.120 --> 00:10:57.600 go to order it, but there's a delivery minimum of 260 00:10:57.639 --> 00:11:00.000 ten dollars, and so it's like, all right, well, I 261 00:11:00.000 --> 00:11:02.000 guess I gotta throw on like another. 262 00:11:01.639 --> 00:11:05.799 Pizza sticks and then well, I don't know the mac 263 00:11:05.799 --> 00:11:07.279 and cheese. Well they got the new mac. 264 00:11:07.080 --> 00:11:08.759 And cheese stuff, the five cheese mac and cheese would 265 00:11:08.759 --> 00:11:10.720 just do it, but that's like seven dollars. So I 266 00:11:10.759 --> 00:11:14.360 wound up getting to redeem my free pizza. I got 267 00:11:14.399 --> 00:11:16.720 two pizzas and a macaroni and cheese and the only 268 00:11:16.720 --> 00:11:18.200 thing I got free was the one pizza, So I 269 00:11:18.279 --> 00:11:21.759 get it. You have three pizzas well. This started like 270 00:11:21.919 --> 00:11:23.600 a couple of weeks ago, is when that first happened. 271 00:11:23.600 --> 00:11:26.360 And then they had the emergency pizza gimmick where if 272 00:11:26.399 --> 00:11:29.879 you buy a pizza. 273 00:11:28.399 --> 00:11:29.759 There's a fun thing on the app. 274 00:11:29.799 --> 00:11:31.600 They've gamified it where they have like an in case 275 00:11:31.600 --> 00:11:34.399 of emergency break glass thing on the app and it's 276 00:11:34.399 --> 00:11:36.200 super fun. And this is not a paid gig. I mean, 277 00:11:36.240 --> 00:11:38.559 this is a bad situation. This is not an endorsement 278 00:11:38.559 --> 00:11:40.600 for Dominoes. You get to press the thing and it 279 00:11:40.600 --> 00:11:43.159 says in case of emergency break for pizza, and you 280 00:11:43.200 --> 00:11:47.360 break it them like yay, pizza but ordered delivery minimum, 281 00:11:47.480 --> 00:11:50.440 so have to do it again and get extra pizzas 282 00:11:50.440 --> 00:11:50.799 against you. 283 00:11:50.840 --> 00:11:51.360 On Saturday. 284 00:11:51.399 --> 00:11:53.679 I did that Saturday, I only had McDonald's and Dominoes, 285 00:11:53.720 --> 00:11:56.399 and now I have another emergency pizza ready to redeem. 286 00:11:56.480 --> 00:11:58.759 But I need to buy more pizzas to redeem that. 287 00:12:00.200 --> 00:12:02.440 I mean, yeah, this is how it works, right, This 288 00:12:02.559 --> 00:12:03.440 is just plausing you. 289 00:12:03.919 --> 00:12:06.720 Yeah, Like it always reminds me of like one of 290 00:12:06.759 --> 00:12:08.799 my favorite marketing things, well not even market was like 291 00:12:08.799 --> 00:12:11.720 a legal thing. When Nintendo lost a lawsuit, they made 292 00:12:11.720 --> 00:12:14.039 a deal with the court and be like, what if 293 00:12:14.279 --> 00:12:17.279 we pay back the customers that we basically screwed over 294 00:12:17.320 --> 00:12:21.000 by doing out that we scammed, Right, what if we 295 00:12:21.360 --> 00:12:23.639 gave them all a five dollar coupon that will just 296 00:12:23.639 --> 00:12:25.399 put in the like we'll print it in a newspaper 297 00:12:25.399 --> 00:12:27.600 and they can go use it at any store to 298 00:12:27.639 --> 00:12:29.879 buy any Nintendo product they want with a five dollars 299 00:12:29.879 --> 00:12:33.600 off coupon. So basically to pay people back they had, 300 00:12:33.720 --> 00:12:36.320 they forced people to have to give Nintendo money, And 301 00:12:36.360 --> 00:12:40.440 it was like this incredible maneuvering of like they lost, 302 00:12:40.600 --> 00:12:43.519 and yet they still came out on top, and significantly 303 00:12:43.559 --> 00:12:46.320 so because people to spend like forty five to fifty 304 00:12:46.360 --> 00:12:49.159 five dollars to like use their five dollars coupon. 305 00:12:49.519 --> 00:12:54.120 That's so smart actually for an advertising I'm amazed though 306 00:12:54.159 --> 00:12:56.840 that the judge was like I'll allow it, you know, 307 00:12:57.080 --> 00:13:00.440 like they should have put their foot down on there, 308 00:13:00.480 --> 00:13:02.440 like when it's a class action lossuit, Like the next 309 00:13:02.440 --> 00:13:06.440 time someone slips and falls, the doctor's like, good news, 310 00:13:06.600 --> 00:13:09.720 you get two thousand dollars off your next forty thousand 311 00:13:09.799 --> 00:13:10.840 dollars back surgery. 312 00:13:11.080 --> 00:13:14.200 Exactly, I can't afford not to. 313 00:13:14.679 --> 00:13:16.360 It's like you'll get those emails from time to time 314 00:13:16.399 --> 00:13:18.039 from I always get it from best Buy, and I 315 00:13:18.159 --> 00:13:20.919 rarely ever go to best Buy and it's be like, hey, 316 00:13:21.000 --> 00:13:23.440 so here's your five dollars reward thing for this month. 317 00:13:23.440 --> 00:13:24.720 And I'm like, oh, I guess I gotta go to 318 00:13:24.759 --> 00:13:26.759 best Buy. I gotta buy something now otherwise just throwing 319 00:13:26.799 --> 00:13:29.080 money in the garbage. But then it's like, there's nothing 320 00:13:29.159 --> 00:13:31.039 you're buying that just five hour we get a couple 321 00:13:31.000 --> 00:13:33.919 of packs of bubblegum here at the no like you 322 00:13:34.000 --> 00:13:36.960 have sing yeah yeah, yeah, so that shit actually works 323 00:13:37.000 --> 00:13:37.440 pretty well. 324 00:13:37.559 --> 00:13:39.679 Or maybe I'm just stupid. No, you're just a mark. 325 00:13:40.039 --> 00:13:42.799 Yeah, but I don't think they would do it if 326 00:13:42.840 --> 00:13:45.679 it wasn't effective, right, So I thank you. You are 327 00:13:46.159 --> 00:13:49.799 getting bamboozled, but you are one of many people who 328 00:13:49.799 --> 00:13:52.320 get bamboozled, and we are in the bamboozle season. It's 329 00:13:52.360 --> 00:13:56.759 it's uh Thanksgiving, it's Black Friday. This is the time 330 00:13:56.759 --> 00:13:59.639 where people are doing Christmas shopping. And it's kind of notorious. 331 00:13:59.679 --> 00:14:01.799 Like there's a lot of like YouTube videos that will 332 00:14:01.799 --> 00:14:05.000 show this. But you'll see a target video of someone 333 00:14:05.000 --> 00:14:09.720 walking around, it'll say Black Friday, sale price fourteen ninety nine, 334 00:14:09.879 --> 00:14:13.639 usually twenty dollars, and if they pull the thing back, 335 00:14:13.919 --> 00:14:17.240 it's just usually on sale for fourteen ninety nine, and 336 00:14:17.279 --> 00:14:19.200 so they've just put a sticker over it that says 337 00:14:19.240 --> 00:14:23.840 black Friday. But it's the same deals that they always have, right, 338 00:14:23.879 --> 00:14:27.120 And so like a lot of this is a part 339 00:14:27.159 --> 00:14:31.159 of the brain chemistry of it's on sale, this is 340 00:14:31.200 --> 00:14:33.360 the perfect time I should get it right now. It's 341 00:14:33.399 --> 00:14:35.679 on sale, and you impulse buy a new TV that 342 00:14:35.720 --> 00:14:36.440 you did not need. 343 00:14:36.639 --> 00:14:38.399 And people really really love that shit. 344 00:14:38.399 --> 00:14:41.039 Because I remember when jcpenny, the Apple store guy took 345 00:14:41.039 --> 00:14:44.360 over jcpenny for a while, and his first thing was, 346 00:14:44.360 --> 00:14:46.639 we're going to simplify the stores you're going to, Like, 347 00:14:46.639 --> 00:14:48.279 there's gonna be colored sections, and when you go in 348 00:14:48.279 --> 00:14:50.159 that section, when you see a color, you just know 349 00:14:50.240 --> 00:14:51.759 that thing's going to be that price. And it's not 350 00:14:51.799 --> 00:14:54.440 going to be eighteen ninety nine, it's going to be 351 00:14:54.559 --> 00:14:57.840 nineteen dollars nineteen zero zero. It's going to be so simple. 352 00:14:58.080 --> 00:14:59.840 And we're not gonna have cupe ons. We're gonna have gals. 353 00:14:59.840 --> 00:15:01.519 You gonna know what you're gonna pay when you walk 354 00:15:01.559 --> 00:15:01.879 in here. 355 00:15:02.279 --> 00:15:06.559 And people hated it, hate where are my sales? 356 00:15:06.639 --> 00:15:09.360 Yeah, they're They love sales because they think that the 357 00:15:09.679 --> 00:15:13.519 people want to think they're getting one over on the companies. 358 00:15:13.600 --> 00:15:15.840 If they think that they are taking advantage of the company, 359 00:15:15.879 --> 00:15:19.159 they'll spend so much more money and people and people 360 00:15:19.200 --> 00:15:20.879 like you could tell them that and they don't care. Like, no, 361 00:15:20.960 --> 00:15:22.080 I still want that feeling. 362 00:15:22.159 --> 00:15:25.279 I'm with the people on this. Yeah sure, yeah, feeling 363 00:15:25.399 --> 00:15:27.879 like I'm getting one over. I mean, I miss I 364 00:15:27.919 --> 00:15:30.279 think I think we've lost something in recent years with 365 00:15:30.320 --> 00:15:32.039 Black Friday not being what it once was. 366 00:15:32.159 --> 00:15:34.600 I remember I would always go back like Black Friday, 367 00:15:34.679 --> 00:15:35.159 yeah too. 368 00:15:35.360 --> 00:15:37.399 My sisters and I would always have a dumb ass 369 00:15:37.519 --> 00:15:39.639 like gaming thing where it's like, all right, Mario three 370 00:15:39.679 --> 00:15:41.159 D World just came out, So we're just gonna like 371 00:15:41.200 --> 00:15:43.840 huddle around the WIU all night. And my mom made 372 00:15:43.879 --> 00:15:46.360 a bunch of this pineapple vodka shit, and uh, the 373 00:15:46.440 --> 00:15:48.120 last one on the flagpole at the end of every 374 00:15:48.159 --> 00:15:49.240 level has to take a shot. 375 00:15:49.399 --> 00:15:51.720 And we would do this for like eight hours and 376 00:15:51.960 --> 00:15:52.960 just be tanked. 377 00:15:53.159 --> 00:15:54.720 And then early in the morning, just like you know, 378 00:15:54.799 --> 00:15:56.840 wake mom up or whatever ever, take us the best 379 00:15:56.840 --> 00:15:58.960 Buy and she sleeps from the car and me, Katie 380 00:15:58.960 --> 00:16:00.559 and Kayla like running there and we try to get 381 00:16:00.559 --> 00:16:01.759 our savings and stuff like that. 382 00:16:02.000 --> 00:16:04.360 I got Daniel Dwyer mixed up with this one year 383 00:16:04.399 --> 00:16:06.159 we played a fun time we played. 384 00:16:06.240 --> 00:16:11.120 Yeah, I guess they don't have Thanksgiving in Ireland, and yes. 385 00:16:11.000 --> 00:16:14.200 That's correct. It tends to be more of an American holiday. 386 00:16:14.639 --> 00:16:16.919 They're just not very thankful people over there. 387 00:16:17.080 --> 00:16:19.240 What it is, Yeah, they have no thanks at all. 388 00:16:19.960 --> 00:16:23.039 The Dictionary thank people over there. 389 00:16:23.200 --> 00:16:25.840 It's all gray and rainy. They're just Yeah, So we 390 00:16:25.879 --> 00:16:28.399 had a cultural exchange. I guess it's not an exchange. 391 00:16:28.399 --> 00:16:30.799 I guess it's just me showing him stuff. But yeah, 392 00:16:31.080 --> 00:16:33.720 cultural cultural imperialism. 393 00:16:33.759 --> 00:16:34.159 You just. 394 00:16:36.519 --> 00:16:36.639 Yea. 395 00:16:36.759 --> 00:16:39.320 I took Daniel Dowar to Kansas Is one Thanksgiving. He 396 00:16:39.399 --> 00:16:42.279 slept on Paul Rekerd's floor, which at the time I 397 00:16:42.279 --> 00:16:45.159 think had to treat dead wasps all over it, and 398 00:16:45.200 --> 00:16:46.639 then we'd get up in the morning and go. I 399 00:16:46.639 --> 00:16:49.240 took him to Walmart Black Friday morning. I've got a 400 00:16:49.240 --> 00:16:51.159 picture of Daniel Dwyer give him the double thumbs up 401 00:16:51.159 --> 00:16:53.360 in front of a Walmart while it's still dark outside, 402 00:16:53.399 --> 00:16:55.440 and I was like, this is here, Danny, this is America. 403 00:16:55.480 --> 00:16:57.440 This is the most American thing you can do. 404 00:16:57.639 --> 00:16:58.320 What did it die? 405 00:17:00.440 --> 00:17:03.639 I think he bought like a novelty T shirt and like, 406 00:17:03.879 --> 00:17:06.319 I think we got something stupid on DVD or Blu 407 00:17:06.440 --> 00:17:07.319 ray that was on sale. 408 00:17:07.960 --> 00:17:11.640 That was a real shopper. No, get a TV. Come on, 409 00:17:11.799 --> 00:17:14.279 I've done the TV thing. I'm sure get a TV. 410 00:17:14.400 --> 00:17:15.119 What a bitch. 411 00:17:16.720 --> 00:17:20.799 Yeah, you had to fight someone and just bring out 412 00:17:20.839 --> 00:17:22.839 a trolley of crap you don't need. 413 00:17:23.079 --> 00:17:25.880 That's the way. Uh Yeah. 414 00:17:26.000 --> 00:17:27.720 So so he got to see that and like that 415 00:17:27.839 --> 00:17:29.000 was just like the thing. Me and my sisters it 416 00:17:29.039 --> 00:17:31.039 all the time. Now it's like all they start doing 417 00:17:31.039 --> 00:17:32.599 it two weeks early and I see all these things, 418 00:17:32.640 --> 00:17:35.359 like seeingn dot com being like, we checked all eight 419 00:17:35.400 --> 00:17:37.799 hundred deals on Amazon and here's the sixty that matter. 420 00:17:37.839 --> 00:17:39.400 And she's like, it's just a bunch of fucking robo 421 00:17:39.480 --> 00:17:43.200 vacuums and like Dyson's and it's like, We're good. 422 00:17:44.000 --> 00:17:45.880 I'm exciting anymore. Yeah, it was. 423 00:17:45.920 --> 00:17:48.480 I definitely like we would find the right store and we, 424 00:17:48.720 --> 00:17:51.000 like me and Steph early when we were dating, we'd 425 00:17:51.039 --> 00:17:54.720 be like the Target on Ohio State campus. No one 426 00:17:54.839 --> 00:17:57.079 everyone goes home for Thanksgiving, no one's gonna be there. 427 00:17:57.160 --> 00:17:58.799 We went there and it was basically dead, and we 428 00:17:58.920 --> 00:18:01.119 got all these great deals and we felt like, oh, 429 00:18:01.200 --> 00:18:03.200 we got one over on them. We figured something out. 430 00:18:03.279 --> 00:18:05.680 So just like feeling like you cracked the code a little. 431 00:18:05.480 --> 00:18:06.599 Bit was always exciting. 432 00:18:06.720 --> 00:18:09.880 And you know, you always see the horror stories of like, oh, 433 00:18:09.880 --> 00:18:11.279 people getting trampled and stuff like that. 434 00:18:11.319 --> 00:18:12.119 It was never like that. 435 00:18:12.119 --> 00:18:14.799 There was always like orderly lines for me and I 436 00:18:14.799 --> 00:18:17.160 would just like sort of a calmly, serenely walk through 437 00:18:17.200 --> 00:18:19.119 store and like look for stuff while you know, Steph 438 00:18:19.160 --> 00:18:20.920 went to go get the one specific thing she was 439 00:18:20.960 --> 00:18:23.799 at the store for. I have fond memories of Black Friday. 440 00:18:24.319 --> 00:18:26.839 I worked at a game stop for a couple of 441 00:18:26.880 --> 00:18:28.880 Black Fridays, And I did work at the best Buy 442 00:18:28.960 --> 00:18:30.559 for one Black Friday. And I will say, on the 443 00:18:30.640 --> 00:18:34.440 working side of things, it is a I believe that, Yes, 444 00:18:34.640 --> 00:18:36.440 game Stop was never as bad. They didn't go as 445 00:18:36.440 --> 00:18:38.200 wild with it like best Buy. I feel like was 446 00:18:38.240 --> 00:18:40.000 ground zero for that type of stuff. So like if 447 00:18:40.000 --> 00:18:42.200 you were working register, which I wasn't Best Buy, it's 448 00:18:42.240 --> 00:18:44.039 like you're gonna I think they would do time and 449 00:18:44.039 --> 00:18:47.359 a half at least. But those were long fucking days 450 00:18:47.400 --> 00:18:47.640 for sure. 451 00:18:47.720 --> 00:18:51.599 Yeah, what like like before these jobs, like an every 452 00:18:51.680 --> 00:18:53.799 man person kind of job, Like, what was the worst 453 00:18:54.000 --> 00:18:56.000 day or worst kind of event that would happen at 454 00:18:56.000 --> 00:18:56.519 your jobs? 455 00:18:57.559 --> 00:18:59.759 My dad was Subway five dollars foot long. 456 00:19:01.720 --> 00:19:06.759 Yeah, No, it wasn't did It used to be not 457 00:19:06.799 --> 00:19:07.720 when I was sixteen. 458 00:19:07.880 --> 00:19:09.720 Really it was a specialty. 459 00:19:09.839 --> 00:19:12.200 It wasn't five dollars. This was like Subway has been 460 00:19:12.240 --> 00:19:14.759 on a long trajectory of like, crap, we need to 461 00:19:14.799 --> 00:19:18.440 do some kind of gimmick, right, Yes, the foot long cookie. 462 00:19:18.839 --> 00:19:20.759 Cookie is the number one gimmick in my heart. 463 00:19:21.440 --> 00:19:24.880 One of them was five dollars foot longs all the time. 464 00:19:25.000 --> 00:19:27.440 But back in the day it was a specialty. 465 00:19:27.559 --> 00:19:27.960 Promo. 466 00:19:28.279 --> 00:19:31.839 Right, Oh, you don't remember those commercials five dollars, but 467 00:19:31.880 --> 00:19:32.680 I thought it was. 468 00:19:33.279 --> 00:19:35.039 I used to go with the dollar five. 469 00:19:34.880 --> 00:19:37.319 Dollars Marin arrows for five bucks, Like yeah, they did 470 00:19:37.319 --> 00:19:39.200 it all the time eventually, And that's actually one of 471 00:19:39.240 --> 00:19:41.480 the reasons they're in such a shitty position right now, 472 00:19:41.519 --> 00:19:44.039 because everyone got that song stuck in their head and 473 00:19:44.039 --> 00:19:47.279 they go there like you are, like fifteen dollars, what 474 00:19:47.319 --> 00:19:49.240 are you talking about? Until like everyone's like these things 475 00:19:49.240 --> 00:19:52.680 should be five dollars. But yeah, when I used to 476 00:19:52.680 --> 00:19:55.359 work at Subway, long before there was ever any five 477 00:19:55.400 --> 00:19:57.680 dollars foot long thing, so I didn't know what that 478 00:19:57.839 --> 00:20:00.160 was like, was it like was it really actually you 479 00:20:00.200 --> 00:20:02.839 get busy and like there are like long lines and stuff. 480 00:20:03.000 --> 00:20:05.359 People just it was just busier than you had want. 481 00:20:05.400 --> 00:20:07.400 I mean, I also have to express like I am 482 00:20:07.480 --> 00:20:10.799 a that was my first job. I was fifteen when 483 00:20:10.799 --> 00:20:14.160 I worked at Subway. An ideal day at Subway was 484 00:20:14.279 --> 00:20:17.839 no one coming in on five dollars foot long week 485 00:20:17.920 --> 00:20:19.200 or whatever. It's not like we had a line out 486 00:20:19.200 --> 00:20:20.960 the door. It was just busier. And it's just like, well, 487 00:20:21.000 --> 00:20:23.839 I don't want to serve any of these people because 488 00:20:23.880 --> 00:20:24.960 I want to be high. 489 00:20:25.400 --> 00:20:26.319 I didn't want to. 490 00:20:27.680 --> 00:20:30.319 I was a bad person and I didn't want to do. 491 00:20:30.440 --> 00:20:34.599 All those feelings sound very familiar of working at Subway. 492 00:20:34.880 --> 00:20:38.680 I don't want to get you your seafood sub like 493 00:20:38.759 --> 00:20:41.319 I don't want to. So yeah, any person that went 494 00:20:41.359 --> 00:20:43.319 in would piss me off, and it was a very 495 00:20:43.319 --> 00:20:46.480 popular time. Plus I just feel like sale people. I'm 496 00:20:46.480 --> 00:20:48.200 gonna try to say this nicely, because I think there's 497 00:20:48.400 --> 00:20:53.200 obviously nice sale people, but there's something about sales that 498 00:20:53.240 --> 00:20:56.440 can bring out the absolute worst. And oh yeah when 499 00:20:56.519 --> 00:20:58.519 they're getting a deal, and all of a sudden, they're 500 00:20:58.559 --> 00:21:02.240 just like I want extra this, and I want extra that, 501 00:21:02.400 --> 00:21:05.440 and I want you know, are you making it properly? 502 00:21:05.480 --> 00:21:09.759 And it's just like it's five dollars, it's not worth 503 00:21:09.799 --> 00:21:13.960 you crawling up my ass about how much food is 504 00:21:14.039 --> 00:21:16.079 on this fight And it's obviously it's a foot long 505 00:21:16.119 --> 00:21:18.079 sub it's a lot of shit in your body you 506 00:21:18.119 --> 00:21:20.319 don't need any more. And so like they would constantly, 507 00:21:20.559 --> 00:21:22.640 like I got, I would get in fights with people 508 00:21:22.680 --> 00:21:25.000 about it. Again, I was a bad fifteen year old child, 509 00:21:25.119 --> 00:21:28.079 but like I have like vivid memories of a person 510 00:21:28.119 --> 00:21:31.440 being like I want extra parmesan cheese, and so I 511 00:21:31.440 --> 00:21:33.599 would sprinkle the stupid parmesan cheese. It came out of 512 00:21:33.640 --> 00:21:36.720 the cup with the holes punched in it. Yeah, And 513 00:21:36.759 --> 00:21:38.359 then he was like, he said I would like this. 514 00:21:38.880 --> 00:21:42.799 I said extra cheese. Can you put extra on there? 515 00:21:42.880 --> 00:21:45.319 And so I was like, Jesus, chut chut chut chut chut. 516 00:21:45.160 --> 00:21:47.039 Chut against the whole thing, and he said it again, 517 00:21:47.720 --> 00:21:49.599 I really mean it when I say I want extra 518 00:21:49.720 --> 00:21:52.400 And so I said, can you hit the extra cheese button? 519 00:21:52.440 --> 00:21:55.000 And he was like, you can't make me pay for 520 00:21:55.039 --> 00:21:56.480 extra cheese. It's parmesan cheese. 521 00:21:56.480 --> 00:21:57.039 That's cheese. 522 00:21:57.039 --> 00:21:59.759 That's that one's free. It's extra cheese if it's like 523 00:21:59.799 --> 00:22:02.920 one the squares. And I said, it's cheese, parmesan cheese, 524 00:22:02.960 --> 00:22:05.079 and you ask for extra cheese, so you're getting the 525 00:22:05.079 --> 00:22:07.359 extra cheese button. And he was just like, you could 526 00:22:07.359 --> 00:22:09.160 take that sub and shove it up your ass and 527 00:22:09.240 --> 00:22:12.759 I was like, and then manager pulled me in the 528 00:22:12.799 --> 00:22:14.359 back and said I wasn't allowed to do that. 529 00:22:15.319 --> 00:22:19.440 I would kill for the CCTV footage of security footage 530 00:22:19.480 --> 00:22:24.000 of the Ohio subway, Mary screaming and some just roundhouse 531 00:22:24.079 --> 00:22:26.880 kicking a middle aged man asking for parmesan cheese. 532 00:22:27.000 --> 00:22:30.200 Yeah, three times, Mary? How pist would you be if? 533 00:22:30.400 --> 00:22:32.920 Have you seen the like the the Chipotle hack people 534 00:22:32.920 --> 00:22:35.880 were doing sometimes this year where it's like they're filming 535 00:22:35.960 --> 00:22:36.680 grab Have you heard of this? 536 00:22:37.039 --> 00:22:39.000 Yeah? Yeah, they're filming so they would get extra. Yeah, 537 00:22:39.000 --> 00:22:40.000 wouldn't you be furious? 538 00:22:40.000 --> 00:22:43.599 I'm just oh, fuck, you just order your food like absolutely, yeah, 539 00:22:43.599 --> 00:22:45.039 it would be you don't. 540 00:22:44.880 --> 00:22:48.079 Make enough money. Uh, That's how I feel every time 541 00:22:48.519 --> 00:22:49.400 these places. 542 00:22:49.279 --> 00:22:52.880 Industry job to deal with money? No, absolutely not. And 543 00:22:52.920 --> 00:22:55.480 I think a service industry job is very valuable. I 544 00:22:55.480 --> 00:22:58.519 think every person, of course, should work a service industry job. 545 00:22:59.000 --> 00:23:00.960 There's lots of different you can have as your first 546 00:23:01.039 --> 00:23:04.440 job that our shit, that would give you character. But 547 00:23:04.480 --> 00:23:07.759 there's nothing like doing a service industry job, and I've 548 00:23:07.799 --> 00:23:09.599 done a lot of them. I also worked at Texas 549 00:23:09.680 --> 00:23:11.920 Roadhouse and I'm at a lot of dickheads there as well. 550 00:23:12.440 --> 00:23:17.599 And it will change your mind tremendously when your food 551 00:23:17.720 --> 00:23:22.279 is overcooked or whatever, how you treat the server who 552 00:23:22.359 --> 00:23:25.119 is doing their best and does not make a lot 553 00:23:25.119 --> 00:23:28.680 of money to hear you complain that your broccoli is 554 00:23:28.720 --> 00:23:32.759 over steamed. That did happen? And I remember like just 555 00:23:32.799 --> 00:23:36.359 being like my dude, we put it in a microwave. 556 00:23:36.839 --> 00:23:37.960 That's how it's made. 557 00:23:38.200 --> 00:23:42.440 There are plastic baggies filled with broccoli and we put 558 00:23:42.440 --> 00:23:44.960 them in a microwave for forty five seconds. That's how 559 00:23:44.960 --> 00:23:47.359 your vegetables are made. At Texas Roadhouse, I will give 560 00:23:47.359 --> 00:23:48.559 away that industry secret. 561 00:23:48.960 --> 00:23:50.640 And I think it's. 562 00:23:50.559 --> 00:23:52.880 Ridiculous that, like I was getting the brunt of that 563 00:23:53.000 --> 00:23:55.920 you're at a Texas Roadhouse. That's what you're getting. You're 564 00:23:55.920 --> 00:23:57.599 getting bagged broccoli. 565 00:23:57.680 --> 00:23:58.680 Don't be a dick to me. 566 00:23:58.880 --> 00:24:01.680 And I just I that forward for everyone, not just 567 00:24:01.759 --> 00:24:05.039 the stupid Chipotle people with their phone, but also someone 568 00:24:05.079 --> 00:24:08.039 who goes to a Starbucks and orders a very specifically 569 00:24:08.119 --> 00:24:11.200 unique drink that probably takes five to ten minutes when 570 00:24:11.200 --> 00:24:15.160 there's a long line, Like, be reasonable with these poor people. 571 00:24:15.599 --> 00:24:16.640 They're doing their best. 572 00:24:16.680 --> 00:24:19.720 They like there's drinks that have like twenty. 573 00:24:19.559 --> 00:24:23.400 Steps that would kill me because like there were, Because 574 00:24:23.440 --> 00:24:25.599 I have so much empathy for anyone in like the 575 00:24:25.640 --> 00:24:27.880 service industry, because like my mom was a waitress. Grown up, 576 00:24:28.079 --> 00:24:30.519 I worked at call centers and retail jobs. My whole 577 00:24:30.559 --> 00:24:33.240 dad's side was all grocery store employees and stuff. So like, 578 00:24:33.279 --> 00:24:36.640 I'm very, very empathetic with all that. But I found 579 00:24:36.640 --> 00:24:38.799 out like the early twenty tens that if you go 580 00:24:38.839 --> 00:24:41.799 to Chipotle there's a secret menu thing you can order. 581 00:24:42.279 --> 00:24:44.359 And it was before Taco Bell called the thing a 582 00:24:44.400 --> 00:24:47.519 case arito. This was a revelation at the time where 583 00:24:47.519 --> 00:24:51.240 if you're asking, they could open up a tortilla, put 584 00:24:51.240 --> 00:24:54.119 a shitload of cheese in it first, and then make 585 00:24:54.240 --> 00:24:57.119 the real burrito inside of that. So there's a layer, 586 00:24:57.119 --> 00:24:59.839 it's like a double decker, like cheese in it. Good 587 00:25:00.079 --> 00:25:02.160 as hell. And so I tried it when I heard 588 00:25:02.160 --> 00:25:04.079 about that on Facebook or whatever back in the day, 589 00:25:04.440 --> 00:25:06.720 and it was delicious. But it was such a thing 590 00:25:06.720 --> 00:25:08.599 where every time I'd go in, I'd just be like, oh, 591 00:25:08.680 --> 00:25:09.519 is there anyone behind me? 592 00:25:09.559 --> 00:25:09.599 Is? 593 00:25:10.039 --> 00:25:11.920 Do they seem stressed? There's a seam are they trying 594 00:25:11.920 --> 00:25:15.039 to clean out? Conditions would have to be perfect to 595 00:25:15.039 --> 00:25:17.720 be like, everyone's smiling, there's nobody else in this place. 596 00:25:17.920 --> 00:25:20.160 I would like this case a rito, please, and I'd 597 00:25:20.160 --> 00:25:22.279 be like apologetic order like, Hey, no big deal. 598 00:25:22.319 --> 00:25:23.799 If you can't, I'll pay extra if you need to 599 00:25:23.920 --> 00:25:28.400 or whatever. But he ordered the case, so rita out 600 00:25:28.400 --> 00:25:28.680 of them. 601 00:25:29.160 --> 00:25:30.960 You do want to do it right. I will remember 602 00:25:31.079 --> 00:25:33.720 like vividly, when I was in school and we went 603 00:25:33.759 --> 00:25:36.960 to Chipotle, one of the coolest It wasn't really a hack, 604 00:25:37.039 --> 00:25:40.200 but just ordering double protein. 605 00:25:40.319 --> 00:25:41.160 Back in the day. 606 00:25:41.720 --> 00:25:43.920 I don't know if it's changed that much, but back 607 00:25:43.960 --> 00:25:46.200 in the day, there was like three people. Right there 608 00:25:46.200 --> 00:25:49.160 was the person who put the meat and yeah beans 609 00:25:49.200 --> 00:25:50.759 on it, and then it went to the vegetable person, 610 00:25:51.119 --> 00:25:54.200 and then it went to the cashier person. And sometimes 611 00:25:54.559 --> 00:25:58.000 in that transfer they didn't know you got double meat. 612 00:25:58.920 --> 00:25:59.240 Yes. 613 00:25:59.319 --> 00:26:03.359 To me, that's a victimless crime. I am not hurting anyone. 614 00:26:03.759 --> 00:26:07.079 Nobody has been impacted or offended, and the company lost 615 00:26:07.119 --> 00:26:09.000 a little bit of double meat, Like fuck you that. 616 00:26:09.079 --> 00:26:09.960 I think that's a great one. 617 00:26:10.039 --> 00:26:11.480 So fantastic. 618 00:26:11.519 --> 00:26:13.279 Double cheese at Subway is the same way I would 619 00:26:13.279 --> 00:26:15.319 always get double cheese like ge pepper Jack and Monzirella. 620 00:26:19.319 --> 00:26:20.839 I know you would never get by me. 621 00:26:21.440 --> 00:26:23.799 It's a real sandwich artists you're dealing with here. No 622 00:26:23.839 --> 00:26:25.559 way I took it. 623 00:26:25.720 --> 00:26:28.759 I didn't tate it seriously at all. I was such 624 00:26:28.799 --> 00:26:32.240 a bad employee in every every conceivable way. But it 625 00:26:32.319 --> 00:26:36.000 wasn't because like it wasn't because of anything outside of 626 00:26:36.039 --> 00:26:39.079 just general teenage apathy, like I just didn't want to 627 00:26:39.119 --> 00:26:39.960 be good at a job. 628 00:26:40.079 --> 00:26:42.599 See, I was like aggressively shitty, So I think I 629 00:26:42.680 --> 00:26:44.400 might have been worse than you. I used to do 630 00:26:44.440 --> 00:26:46.200 this thing when I worked at the concession stand at 631 00:26:46.240 --> 00:26:49.000 AMC where I would like to. 632 00:26:50.559 --> 00:26:52.759 Entertain myself. I guess I would do this little test. 633 00:26:52.599 --> 00:26:54.880 With my friends where it's like there's the nuclear like 634 00:26:55.039 --> 00:26:58.200 orange like dust that you put in the popcorn. Right, 635 00:26:58.240 --> 00:27:00.839 so for every like load of hoopcorn in the popper, 636 00:27:00.920 --> 00:27:04.359 you put one level scoop in there, and that's already 637 00:27:04.559 --> 00:27:06.160 very salty seasony. 638 00:27:06.279 --> 00:27:08.400 You know it, you taste, it burns your tongue. You 639 00:27:08.400 --> 00:27:11.359 know when you say nuclear dust, it's just salt. 640 00:27:11.759 --> 00:27:14.759 It's just like that orange magic popworn dust or whatever 641 00:27:14.759 --> 00:27:17.160 it is called. Yeah, hang on, I'll look it up here. 642 00:27:16.680 --> 00:27:18.880 I'm sure it's like largely salt. 643 00:27:18.880 --> 00:27:20.880 But it was like, yeah, there's a kind of just 644 00:27:20.920 --> 00:27:24.599 a special kind of on the It was yeah, bright orange, 645 00:27:24.680 --> 00:27:27.039 and so I would like, you know, okay, so this 646 00:27:27.400 --> 00:27:29.240 one showing this movie, we got a rush here, Let's 647 00:27:29.240 --> 00:27:30.599 try it with one and a half scoops and see 648 00:27:30.599 --> 00:27:31.400 if anyone comes back. 649 00:27:31.960 --> 00:27:35.279 No one came back all right next, rush do two scoops. 650 00:27:35.359 --> 00:27:37.799 By the time I'm getting to like four scoops of 651 00:27:37.839 --> 00:27:40.720 this ship, that like one is overkill. Then it's like 652 00:27:40.759 --> 00:27:43.000 all right. That always like try to find the line 653 00:27:43.000 --> 00:27:44.759 where people would come back and be like, my mouth 654 00:27:44.839 --> 00:27:45.359 is on fire. 655 00:27:45.559 --> 00:27:47.480 This is awful. What do you do? What do you do? 656 00:27:48.440 --> 00:27:54.640 So flavor It's called flavor call and it's this, Yeah, 657 00:27:54.799 --> 00:27:58.680 the extra extra extra salty salt. It's crazy. You should 658 00:27:58.720 --> 00:28:01.200 actually order some right on your popcorn at home. It 659 00:28:01.200 --> 00:28:02.119 really does make it different. 660 00:28:02.160 --> 00:28:04.400 I have not thought of that word in yeah, twenty 661 00:28:04.440 --> 00:28:06.119 five years. Yep, he's. 662 00:28:07.480 --> 00:28:10.640 We have we have Australian household. So we have a 663 00:28:10.680 --> 00:28:13.599 lot of chicken salt in this house, which is basically salt, 664 00:28:13.680 --> 00:28:15.960 but it's flavored like chicken bouyon. 665 00:28:16.920 --> 00:28:19.839 Okay, and it's pretty good on popcorn, soaked in like 666 00:28:20.000 --> 00:28:22.400 chicken bouyon before they put it in a bottle or whatever. 667 00:28:22.440 --> 00:28:24.200 I don't know how they make it over there. It's 668 00:28:24.200 --> 00:28:26.599 a bunch of crazy people on that side of the. 669 00:28:26.680 --> 00:28:27.920 Art, mostly spiders. 670 00:28:28.240 --> 00:28:30.680 I don't ask how they make it. I'm just saying 671 00:28:30.759 --> 00:28:32.559 it's got a chicken on the content. 672 00:28:32.599 --> 00:28:36.599 Understanding when they're talking anyhow, who knows what they're up to. 673 00:28:37.440 --> 00:28:39.119 A whole chicken in every can. 674 00:28:40.559 --> 00:28:43.759 Have you guys ever walked out on a job? Uh? 675 00:28:43.839 --> 00:28:46.319 Yeah, we walked out of I think I might have 676 00:28:46.359 --> 00:28:48.119 walked out of one of the subways I worked at. 677 00:28:49.000 --> 00:28:51.319 I walked out of Burger King. I walked out of 678 00:28:51.359 --> 00:28:56.000 Papa John's after two days. I'm trying to think that 679 00:28:56.079 --> 00:28:58.960 might that might be it. There's probably another in there somewhere. 680 00:28:59.000 --> 00:29:01.160 I got two, although I don't know if accounts about 681 00:29:01.200 --> 00:29:02.039 walking off. 682 00:29:02.039 --> 00:29:05.119 If you didn't show up for your first day, that counts. 683 00:29:05.160 --> 00:29:07.519 It was supposed to be the bigs Barbecue Chicken walked on. 684 00:29:08.200 --> 00:29:09.119 Yeah. 685 00:29:09.240 --> 00:29:11.559 In Lawrence, Kansas, there was a big barbecue and they 686 00:29:11.559 --> 00:29:13.319 had a chicken mascot that would dance on the side 687 00:29:13.359 --> 00:29:14.960 of it was either iOS three or twenty three, one 688 00:29:14.960 --> 00:29:16.440 of the main drags of town. You just dance and 689 00:29:16.480 --> 00:29:18.200 have a sign that says big Barbecue. And I thought 690 00:29:18.200 --> 00:29:20.599 that'd be a funny job to have. And the first 691 00:29:20.680 --> 00:29:23.000 day I was supposed to work, yeah, yeah, but I 692 00:29:23.039 --> 00:29:25.279 got to wear a chicken suit. That seemed great. But 693 00:29:25.359 --> 00:29:26.599 the first day I was supposed to work was like 694 00:29:26.640 --> 00:29:29.000 a weekend day in July, and it was like one 695 00:29:29.039 --> 00:29:31.319 hundred degrees and humid, and I was hungover and I 696 00:29:31.359 --> 00:29:33.519 woke up and I was like, I'm not fucking doing this. 697 00:29:33.559 --> 00:29:34.000 I'm not chick. 698 00:29:34.000 --> 00:29:35.559 And I'd already gotten the job filled out all my 699 00:29:35.559 --> 00:29:38.279 paperwork and everything and just didn't show up. The other 700 00:29:38.319 --> 00:29:41.359 one was also college. I got hired as a painter 701 00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:45.440 with all of my painting experience to paint. There was 702 00:29:45.759 --> 00:29:47.960 a girl's dorm that was getting renovated and they were 703 00:29:48.000 --> 00:29:50.599 just hiring college kids to paint it. And so I'd 704 00:29:50.640 --> 00:29:52.839 never used a roller before, I'd never painted a room. 705 00:29:52.960 --> 00:29:55.640 I haven't since, and so I'm just learning how to 706 00:29:55.640 --> 00:29:58.559 paint on the job And at the lunch break I 707 00:29:58.559 --> 00:30:00.759 think I might have made it two days, and the 708 00:30:00.799 --> 00:30:02.640 half day on the third one, I was like fuck 709 00:30:02.680 --> 00:30:04.839 this and I just walked off. It was painting was 710 00:30:04.880 --> 00:30:08.960 not for me, So yeah, yeah, never like straight out 711 00:30:09.000 --> 00:30:11.200 of a place of business, though, like never like fuck this, 712 00:30:11.279 --> 00:30:12.759 I'm out you. 713 00:30:13.759 --> 00:30:14.000 Yeah. 714 00:30:14.160 --> 00:30:17.799 The other the burg king there was, It's always it 715 00:30:17.880 --> 00:30:19.640 was never a customer issue. Was always like if a 716 00:30:19.640 --> 00:30:22.440 manager was kind of like just a little shitty and 717 00:30:22.440 --> 00:30:24.240 I'd be like I don't want you don't pay me. 718 00:30:24.200 --> 00:30:26.400 Enough to deal with this so people don't quit jobs. 719 00:30:26.400 --> 00:30:28.839 I quit managers for sure. Yeah. 720 00:30:28.920 --> 00:30:31.039 Yeah, So I walked out on the burger king the 721 00:30:31.079 --> 00:30:33.680 Papa John's was like, I think there was like Red 722 00:30:33.680 --> 00:30:35.519 Wings playoff game on. I just wanted to go home 723 00:30:35.559 --> 00:30:37.200 and watch that, so I just didn't. I just think 724 00:30:37.240 --> 00:30:39.559 I just left. I was like I was trying to 725 00:30:39.559 --> 00:30:41.720 like remind myself of like the power I have in 726 00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:44.960 situations of like I still have a choice. I could 727 00:30:45.119 --> 00:30:48.079 just leave at any time. And if occasionally that like 728 00:30:48.160 --> 00:30:50.640 voice gets really loud in my head, especially as a kid, 729 00:30:50.680 --> 00:30:52.759 and I'd be like, let's just do it, let's just 730 00:30:52.799 --> 00:30:54.000 do it, and I would, I would leave it, and 731 00:30:54.000 --> 00:30:55.400 I to feel very empowered. 732 00:30:55.680 --> 00:30:58.200 Yeah, that's when I would skip school and like high school, 733 00:30:58.200 --> 00:30:59.519 I would do that because I would just be's sitting 734 00:30:59.559 --> 00:31:01.200 there and I'd have my bag all packed up and 735 00:31:01.200 --> 00:31:03.400 stuff and be like wrestlingy A two thousand. My pre 736 00:31:03.519 --> 00:31:05.200 order just came in at Funkle Land. I gotta go 737 00:31:05.240 --> 00:31:07.279 play it right now. And I'm in math class and 738 00:31:07.359 --> 00:31:08.880 fifth hour or whatever, and it's like, Oh, he's gonna 739 00:31:08.880 --> 00:31:09.640 see me, He's gonna see me. 740 00:31:09.640 --> 00:31:09.920 Get up. 741 00:31:09.920 --> 00:31:11.759 I'm like, there's no way to escape his line of sight, 742 00:31:12.000 --> 00:31:13.839 and then I would just have to tell my brain, 743 00:31:13.960 --> 00:31:17.119 like hey, brain, shut up, stop thinking, your legs work, 744 00:31:17.160 --> 00:31:18.599 get up, and I just get up. 745 00:31:18.640 --> 00:31:20.160 And like sometimes I would hear like, hey Dan, where 746 00:31:20.160 --> 00:31:20.319 you go? 747 00:31:20.640 --> 00:31:23.160 Nope, just keep walking, Just keep walking funkle land are good. 748 00:31:24.359 --> 00:31:25.680 Hell yeah, that's empowering. 749 00:31:26.079 --> 00:31:29.920 Don't do that with a police. I just like, I 750 00:31:29.960 --> 00:31:33.000 feel like you've learned a weird lesson. Yeah where your 751 00:31:33.039 --> 00:31:36.440 bought your Your legs are apparently allowed to overpower your brain, 752 00:31:36.519 --> 00:31:39.119 but that can probably put you in danger. 753 00:31:39.480 --> 00:31:41.480 I really like it got you, but it also gets 754 00:31:41.480 --> 00:31:43.440 you cool things. That's like I did, like jump over 755 00:31:43.480 --> 00:31:45.240 the fence. Well it was a three eleven concerts and 756 00:31:45.279 --> 00:31:48.319 not that cool, but I jumped over the fence to 757 00:31:48.359 --> 00:31:51.160 get back into a three eleven concert after getting kicked 758 00:31:51.160 --> 00:31:52.240 out for underage drinking. 759 00:31:52.359 --> 00:31:54.599 You ran from the cops to get into a three 760 00:31:54.680 --> 00:31:55.880 eleven concert. 761 00:31:55.640 --> 00:31:58.720 Well, security guards like mostly. 762 00:31:58.640 --> 00:32:01.200 That was also I was also as high as a 763 00:32:01.279 --> 00:32:03.759 human could be because I like they like they left 764 00:32:03.799 --> 00:32:05.680 all the weed out in the van, my mini van, 765 00:32:05.759 --> 00:32:07.640 and so I got kicked out went the van. I 766 00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:11.440 smoked all that and then the funniest part about this 767 00:32:11.599 --> 00:32:14.359 is I thought I was being so sneaky up by 768 00:32:14.400 --> 00:32:17.039 the train tracks, I was gonna sneak back in and 769 00:32:17.440 --> 00:32:21.400 from like so far away, so far away. My brother 770 00:32:21.720 --> 00:32:24.000 and my friend who had just gotten kicked out as well, 771 00:32:24.599 --> 00:32:24.880 was like. 772 00:32:24.920 --> 00:32:27.400 Jeff, what are you doing. I was like, oh, you 773 00:32:27.400 --> 00:32:28.160 guys can see me. 774 00:32:28.319 --> 00:32:31.680 Interesting, And so then I will all three of us 775 00:32:31.680 --> 00:32:33.279 decide all right, we'll just go see what we can 776 00:32:33.279 --> 00:32:33.680 get back in. 777 00:32:33.720 --> 00:32:35.559 We y out of the guys like. 778 00:32:35.000 --> 00:32:37.279 Like a you know, a roady or whatever, and he says, 779 00:32:37.559 --> 00:32:39.599 just jump the fence, guys, just go, and I'm like, 780 00:32:39.640 --> 00:32:41.920 all right, And we jumped the fence and then security 781 00:32:41.920 --> 00:32:43.640 guards did seeus, and then we just jumped another and 782 00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:46.400 these are like twelve feet fences, and jumped that, got 783 00:32:46.400 --> 00:32:48.279 back in and we mixed in with the crowd. And 784 00:32:48.319 --> 00:32:50.680 then when I left, we saw the security guards and 785 00:32:50.799 --> 00:32:52.200 kind of waved at him, and they didn't care. At 786 00:32:52.240 --> 00:32:53.319 that point it was already over. 787 00:32:53.480 --> 00:32:56.200 So yeah, I get the sense of, despite knowing you 788 00:32:56.279 --> 00:32:58.880 for years now and podcasting with you a lot, that 789 00:32:59.119 --> 00:33:02.559 I feel like there's a treasure trove of like teenage 790 00:33:02.839 --> 00:33:06.039 slash college dirtbag age, the. 791 00:33:05.960 --> 00:33:06.799 Bad boy years. 792 00:33:06.960 --> 00:33:07.119 Yeah. 793 00:33:08.160 --> 00:33:11.000 Yeah, have long hair too, just stoned and long hair and. 794 00:33:10.960 --> 00:33:13.519 Yeah, yeah, for sure, yeah, all through the twenties especially, Yeah, 795 00:33:13.599 --> 00:33:15.240 I grew I started growing my hair in like late 796 00:33:15.319 --> 00:33:16.960 high school and then yeah, that was definitely when the 797 00:33:16.960 --> 00:33:18.279 dirt bagnets started for sure. 798 00:33:18.440 --> 00:33:21.000 What's some like, uh, you know Mountain Rushmore dirt bag 799 00:33:21.000 --> 00:33:24.759 moments for you in the TV steal on the TV 800 00:33:24.880 --> 00:33:27.680 of course, that's number one. That's George Washington of dirtbag things. 801 00:33:28.680 --> 00:33:29.279 I don't know. 802 00:33:29.279 --> 00:33:32.359 It was like, I did I tell you about getting tased? 803 00:33:32.640 --> 00:33:33.640 About getting tasered? 804 00:33:34.640 --> 00:33:36.200 I think I know that you got tased, but I 805 00:33:36.240 --> 00:33:37.200 don't know the context. 806 00:33:37.720 --> 00:33:40.000 I was like again like reminding myself of the power 807 00:33:40.039 --> 00:33:42.359 I have in situations. So when like cops come to 808 00:33:42.400 --> 00:33:45.839 the door to party and it's not my house, I'm like, listen, 809 00:33:45.880 --> 00:33:47.920 I can't tell you to come in, So so I'm 810 00:33:47.920 --> 00:33:50.000 gonna go get the person that lives here and they 811 00:33:50.000 --> 00:33:51.240 could tell you whether or not you come in, but 812 00:33:51.240 --> 00:33:53.240 it's not my place. This is I'm so I'll go 813 00:33:53.279 --> 00:33:55.079 do that. And they're like, fuck, you were not waiting 814 00:33:55.319 --> 00:33:57.759 and they just tasered me. And I'm like, as they're 815 00:33:57.799 --> 00:34:00.680 tasering me, I'm like, can't believe you guys are taste 816 00:34:00.720 --> 00:34:03.720 or that's what I'm literally saying that. It kind of 817 00:34:03.759 --> 00:34:08.159 like like more stunned than being like actually stunned. Yeah, 818 00:34:08.360 --> 00:34:10.920 literally stunned. And so and eventually I'm like, okay, wait, 819 00:34:11.000 --> 00:34:13.679 there's like now there are eight cops on me, and 820 00:34:13.840 --> 00:34:15.960 I'm like I just need to go down. I need 821 00:34:16.000 --> 00:34:18.400 to just go down and sit here and just like, 822 00:34:18.480 --> 00:34:21.840 let let what happens happens. And that was it was 823 00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:22.679 very interesting. 824 00:34:22.760 --> 00:34:24.159 So we did. I got to court because I was 825 00:34:24.199 --> 00:34:26.280 obstructing official business. 826 00:34:25.920 --> 00:34:27.719 I think, is what I got. And I was like, 827 00:34:27.760 --> 00:34:31.800 I want to fight this, uh twenty twoish because I 828 00:34:31.840 --> 00:34:34.039 was I was of legal age. That's one I answered 829 00:34:34.039 --> 00:34:37.400 the door. So I yeah, twenty two ish, twenty one 830 00:34:37.440 --> 00:34:39.920 or twenty two uh. And I went to court and 831 00:34:40.000 --> 00:34:42.079 I was gonna be like, hey, public defender, let's fight 832 00:34:42.119 --> 00:34:43.400 this right because this is bullshit. 833 00:34:43.519 --> 00:34:44.519 And then and then. 834 00:34:44.440 --> 00:34:47.519 She's like, yeah, but you have like a previous noise 835 00:34:47.559 --> 00:34:51.039 complaint warrant that you never answered, And I'm like, what 836 00:34:51.079 --> 00:34:54.280 the fuck is that noise complaint? It was my again, 837 00:34:54.440 --> 00:34:56.199 I was of age, so I answered the door. My 838 00:34:56.239 --> 00:34:58.239 friend was playing the guitar too loud and we got 839 00:34:58.239 --> 00:35:00.360 a noise complaint. I went to go talk to the cops. 840 00:35:00.639 --> 00:35:02.480 So my name was on the ticket. I gave it 841 00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:04.760 to him to pay. He never paid it, and so 842 00:35:04.880 --> 00:35:07.119 there was a warm for my arres. So she's like, listen, 843 00:35:07.320 --> 00:35:09.079 we can get that taken care of. We'll get that 844 00:35:09.119 --> 00:35:12.000 wiped away in exchange for you doing one hundred hours 845 00:35:12.000 --> 00:35:15.039 of community service for this. I'm like, okay, fine, And 846 00:35:15.239 --> 00:35:18.079 for one hundred hours of community service, I went to 847 00:35:18.320 --> 00:35:22.679 the local animal shelter and played with kittens the entire time. 848 00:35:23.039 --> 00:35:24.280 It must have been really tough. 849 00:35:24.480 --> 00:35:30.199 It ruled the pitbulls, and it was it was yes, exactly, yes. 850 00:35:30.440 --> 00:35:33.480 So the moral of the story is get yourself tased 851 00:35:33.519 --> 00:35:34.000 by cops. 852 00:35:34.880 --> 00:35:38.000 It was like I even at the time. At the time, 853 00:35:38.079 --> 00:35:39.960 I'm like I don't think I feel anything. I mean, 854 00:35:40.239 --> 00:35:42.280 this is weird. This is really weird because I think 855 00:35:42.280 --> 00:35:45.800 it really works way better if you are resisting because 856 00:35:45.800 --> 00:35:47.880 your body's all tensed up. And I was like pretty 857 00:35:47.920 --> 00:35:50.440 relaxed and they just taste This is very weird. 858 00:35:50.519 --> 00:35:52.119 You didn't like you're super high. 859 00:35:51.960 --> 00:35:54.880 And they taste you, and you're just like, yeah, that's 860 00:35:54.920 --> 00:35:55.559 what you want to do. 861 00:35:55.719 --> 00:35:56.079 Come on. 862 00:35:57.400 --> 00:35:59.760 I shoot, did not do a single thing I just 863 00:35:59.760 --> 00:36:02.039 had I gonna get the person who lives here. The 864 00:36:02.039 --> 00:36:05.519 thing is that there were people who were outside breaking 865 00:36:05.559 --> 00:36:08.480 wind shields of cars coming down the street. They knew 866 00:36:08.480 --> 00:36:10.440 they were getting chased by cops. They came into this 867 00:36:10.519 --> 00:36:13.639 party with us, so we didn't know them. They came 868 00:36:13.639 --> 00:36:15.360 in the party, went out the back door. So I 869 00:36:15.400 --> 00:36:17.239 answered the door and like, this is a fucker that's 870 00:36:17.239 --> 00:36:19.159 been breaking windshields And I'm like no, I've been in 871 00:36:19.199 --> 00:36:20.960 this party the whole time. So the cops probably thought 872 00:36:21.000 --> 00:36:22.679 it's like, oh, we gotta these guys are gonna get 873 00:36:22.679 --> 00:36:24.519 away if we don't like move now on it. And 874 00:36:25.039 --> 00:36:26.719 I guess, taste the guy and get in there. 875 00:36:26.960 --> 00:36:30.199 Let's just taste the guy. Yeah, wow, okay, so not uh, 876 00:36:30.360 --> 00:36:31.119 it's not too bad. 877 00:36:33.159 --> 00:36:34.559 I don't know if I would like do it again, 878 00:36:34.599 --> 00:36:36.760 I think, but actually the anticipation of like knowing it 879 00:36:36.800 --> 00:36:38.199 was coming would probably be way worse. 880 00:36:38.400 --> 00:36:39.599 Actually, because I. 881 00:36:39.400 --> 00:36:41.679 I is it the thing that shot out like little 882 00:36:41.679 --> 00:36:44.159 things they shot out though there was like the little 883 00:36:44.159 --> 00:36:45.079 clips in my body. O. 884 00:36:45.480 --> 00:36:47.039 Mine was for the one I did on myself. A 885 00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:49.840 lot was probably a stunt stunt gun. Yeah, yeah, I've 886 00:36:49.840 --> 00:36:51.960 always said taser, but I guess it's probably more accurate. 887 00:36:52.039 --> 00:36:54.000 It tastes like a brand name. I guess, Yeah, I don't. 888 00:36:54.039 --> 00:36:54.320 I don't. 889 00:36:54.440 --> 00:36:55.960 I didn't like look into it and see it. I 890 00:36:55.960 --> 00:36:57.840 didn't like read the side of the gun or anything. 891 00:36:58.360 --> 00:37:00.800 Yeah, did you ask like, oh, yeah. 892 00:37:00.599 --> 00:37:03.079 What voltage? You said too? Yeah, no, it's not. 893 00:37:03.199 --> 00:37:04.960 Very strong at all. Can you turn it up a 894 00:37:04.960 --> 00:37:05.360 little bit? 895 00:37:05.800 --> 00:37:07.599 I was just like on the ground at a cert point. 896 00:37:07.760 --> 00:37:09.559 I can't believe guys taste me. All my friends like Jeff, 897 00:37:09.679 --> 00:37:10.800 just shut the fuck up. 898 00:37:11.119 --> 00:37:13.000 Please stop stop talking. 899 00:37:13.239 --> 00:37:15.559 How you got yourself into that situation. 900 00:37:17.039 --> 00:37:19.000 Yeah, you just just shut the fuck up when you're 901 00:37:19.039 --> 00:37:22.199 doing with cops. Yeah, yeah, to your legs. 902 00:37:22.639 --> 00:37:23.920 I think I did get put in the back of 903 00:37:23.960 --> 00:37:26.079 the cop car. Whether they're like they'd like bring a 904 00:37:26.159 --> 00:37:27.719 sergeant app to be like, we got to figure out 905 00:37:27.719 --> 00:37:30.760 what happened because we totally violated this person's like rights 906 00:37:30.800 --> 00:37:32.400 here and this is not like we got to like 907 00:37:32.440 --> 00:37:34.800 bring someone here. News news actually what they're doing. And 908 00:37:34.840 --> 00:37:37.440 so they brought out some uh, I don't know, some 909 00:37:37.440 --> 00:37:40.519 big guest, hotshot cop or whatever, and I'm like telling 910 00:37:40.519 --> 00:37:42.239 the story and I'm. 911 00:37:41.639 --> 00:37:45.119 Still like some mustache motherfucker tastes me or whatever, and 912 00:37:45.159 --> 00:37:47.519 he's like, okay, okay, just cool it. I'm like, I 913 00:37:48.000 --> 00:37:48.480 can't help it. 914 00:37:48.920 --> 00:37:50.559 I always did the same thing with cops that I 915 00:37:50.639 --> 00:37:52.639 do with like call center people. 916 00:37:52.719 --> 00:37:54.360 Is just like super duper nice. 917 00:37:54.559 --> 00:37:57.559 And I was bigger like if you're angry, if them 918 00:37:57.559 --> 00:37:59.280 are combative, that's when they like come after you. 919 00:37:59.440 --> 00:38:01.760 Yeah, right when I get pulled over. When I get 920 00:38:01.760 --> 00:38:03.400 pulled over, I'm like, I'm super nice. I'm like, you're 921 00:38:03.400 --> 00:38:04.880 just doing your job. I'm just trying to get somewhere. 922 00:38:04.960 --> 00:38:07.320 Let's figure this out. That's completely fine. Yeah, I thought 923 00:38:07.400 --> 00:38:09.679 I was fucked once. Where was July fourth? 924 00:38:09.800 --> 00:38:12.199 And me and my buddy all all withhold his name here, 925 00:38:12.480 --> 00:38:14.559 But my buddy gets a thing of satellite missiles and 926 00:38:14.599 --> 00:38:16.400 we're all just like we went drove out to a 927 00:38:16.480 --> 00:38:18.639 dark road in Lawrence, Kansas, and we just wanted to 928 00:38:18.639 --> 00:38:20.480 shoot off fireworks. But we were doing it like right 929 00:38:20.519 --> 00:38:23.519 by the road, super not busy road. But also my 930 00:38:23.519 --> 00:38:26.599 friend was a guy that caused trouble and you know, 931 00:38:26.599 --> 00:38:29.199 would I should have known would do something stupid. One 932 00:38:29.360 --> 00:38:31.800 car is driving by in the middle of my buddy 933 00:38:31.840 --> 00:38:33.639 with a things like twenty five satellite missiles. 934 00:38:33.679 --> 00:38:34.199 The little one. 935 00:38:34.239 --> 00:38:37.320 Boer beer like shoot out, and he fucking aimed it 936 00:38:37.360 --> 00:38:40.119 at the car and I have I have a fucking 937 00:38:40.119 --> 00:38:41.760 picture of like as I don't know how I had 938 00:38:41.760 --> 00:38:44.800 time to As the car is passing, the window is 939 00:38:44.840 --> 00:38:48.239 down on the passenger side and it goes in and 940 00:38:48.280 --> 00:38:52.320 you hear the pop car pulls over. Guy comes out 941 00:38:52.800 --> 00:38:56.800 off duty cop. The funny thing exploded in front of 942 00:38:56.840 --> 00:38:58.000 his fiance's face. 943 00:38:58.559 --> 00:39:03.159 Oh fuck, this guy was how are you alive? It 944 00:39:03.199 --> 00:39:03.880 wasn't me. I wouldn't. 945 00:39:04.119 --> 00:39:05.920 I got the picture of my buddy holding it. I 946 00:39:05.920 --> 00:39:09.480 took I was talking about journalist. 947 00:39:10.079 --> 00:39:13.159 You fucking were the witness and put him in jail. 948 00:39:14.760 --> 00:39:16.599 They had him get on the ground because I saw 949 00:39:16.679 --> 00:39:18.639 him holding the things. It's like, get the fuck down. 950 00:39:18.760 --> 00:39:20.880 You almost fucking blinded my fiance and flew in there, 951 00:39:20.920 --> 00:39:22.960 you fucking like, and he showed his badge and stuff, 952 00:39:23.159 --> 00:39:25.920 and he starts talking to me, and I don't know how. 953 00:39:26.039 --> 00:39:27.920 I was drunk as ship and I just did the 954 00:39:28.280 --> 00:39:31.480 I I, oh my god, I feel terrible, Like, yeah, 955 00:39:31.480 --> 00:39:33.239 we're just we had a little too much to drink. 956 00:39:33.280 --> 00:39:34.960 We didn't drive, We like you know, we got dropped 957 00:39:34.960 --> 00:39:36.920 off out here and he just like I I watched him. 958 00:39:36.920 --> 00:39:37.840 He didn't mean to do it. 959 00:39:38.000 --> 00:39:40.480 I just I just was very just apologetic and nice, 960 00:39:40.480 --> 00:39:43.280 and he was like, all right, just fucking go home 961 00:39:43.400 --> 00:39:44.840 or something, okay, jeep. 962 00:39:44.960 --> 00:39:45.760 Thank God Like. 963 00:39:46.119 --> 00:39:48.360 That that that definitely had worked for me, Like when 964 00:39:48.360 --> 00:39:50.880 I was like on the I haven't like tripped a lot, 965 00:39:50.880 --> 00:39:52.119 but I did ask it a couple of times. And 966 00:39:52.159 --> 00:39:53.400 one of the times, I was just like, I'm gonna 967 00:39:53.400 --> 00:39:55.599 go for a walk and I was to play like 968 00:39:55.639 --> 00:39:57.800 walk in someplace where I shouldn't be, and I just 969 00:39:57.800 --> 00:39:59.719 basically told the cops, hey, I'm on ASCID right now 970 00:40:00.039 --> 00:40:00.760 and just walk home. 971 00:40:01.760 --> 00:40:02.960 I'm not trying to cause any trouble. 972 00:40:03.000 --> 00:40:04.679 I'm just trying to get to where I'm going and 973 00:40:04.840 --> 00:40:06.119 I don't want to be a hassle and cause you 974 00:40:06.159 --> 00:40:07.920 guys need any problems to like, I want to avoid 975 00:40:07.960 --> 00:40:09.800 problems if I can. It was very nice and it 976 00:40:09.880 --> 00:40:12.119 worked that time, and it was fine. So I tried 977 00:40:12.159 --> 00:40:14.320 that again of like being nice in a situation where 978 00:40:14.320 --> 00:40:17.440 we were at like a house party and I don't know, 979 00:40:17.840 --> 00:40:19.119 maybe I have a thing for talking to the cops. 980 00:40:19.159 --> 00:40:20.559 I'm like, oh no, I will go be nice to them. 981 00:40:20.559 --> 00:40:21.000 It'll work. 982 00:40:21.440 --> 00:40:23.519 So I went to go talk to them, and they're like, look, 983 00:40:23.559 --> 00:40:25.599 we're just looking for for like, we just want to 984 00:40:25.599 --> 00:40:27.679 make sure everyone's okay, make sure everything's all right, So 985 00:40:28.079 --> 00:40:31.480 can we come in? And I'm like yeah, we'll everyone. Hey, 986 00:40:31.559 --> 00:40:33.480 listen everyone. They just want to make sure everything's cool. 987 00:40:33.679 --> 00:40:35.440 They want to come in. And what they were really 988 00:40:35.480 --> 00:40:37.280 trying to do is they saw someone with a bong 989 00:40:37.320 --> 00:40:39.360 in the garage and they were trying to get legal 990 00:40:40.000 --> 00:40:41.159 permission to come inside. 991 00:40:41.320 --> 00:40:41.880 So they came in. 992 00:40:41.920 --> 00:40:43.760 As soon as I gave them permission, they came right inside, 993 00:40:43.800 --> 00:40:46.159 went right for that, like all right, now everyone's under arrest, 994 00:40:46.199 --> 00:40:48.159 and I'm like, fucking cops. 995 00:40:48.320 --> 00:40:50.280 It's like Dracula, Like as soon as you invite them in, 996 00:40:50.320 --> 00:40:51.119 they can just do whatever. 997 00:40:51.679 --> 00:40:53.320 Well, if you invite them in, then they don't need 998 00:40:53.480 --> 00:40:54.880 a warrant. They don't need a warrant. 999 00:40:54.960 --> 00:40:57.719 They can just come in and they look like Dracula, 1000 00:40:57.880 --> 00:41:02.960 Like Dracula just like yeah, yeah, want to drink your blood. 1001 00:41:03.039 --> 00:41:04.800 Yeah, it's true, you have to let them in. 1002 00:41:05.039 --> 00:41:10.400 I think I have a dual system of opposing brain thought, 1003 00:41:10.480 --> 00:41:14.119 where at first I am a great negotiator, and then 1004 00:41:14.159 --> 00:41:15.400 when I have lost the battle, I. 1005 00:41:15.440 --> 00:41:16.159 Freak out. 1006 00:41:19.840 --> 00:41:24.360 And I don't think that's when it just I've crashed 1007 00:41:24.360 --> 00:41:26.239 and burned and this kind of comes out in all 1008 00:41:26.280 --> 00:41:28.400 sorts of parts of my life. Right We're like all 1009 00:41:28.480 --> 00:41:31.360 negotiate for our game of the year, and if I lose, 1010 00:41:31.480 --> 00:41:33.079 or if I feel like I'm losing, I'll be like, well, 1011 00:41:33.119 --> 00:41:34.440 I'll ruin all of your games. 1012 00:41:34.519 --> 00:41:34.840 I will. 1013 00:41:36.679 --> 00:41:38.960 You know, like you don't want to play board games? 1014 00:41:40.480 --> 00:41:46.519 Sounds like yeah, I remember, like, uh, one time, me 1015 00:41:46.639 --> 00:41:49.559 and a bunch of girls wanted to get really drunk 1016 00:41:49.599 --> 00:41:51.440 and do a haunted house and we wanted to do 1017 00:41:51.599 --> 00:41:53.840 like do it in style, and we got this big 1018 00:41:54.360 --> 00:41:56.679 event planned even with like a limo or like getting 1019 00:41:56.679 --> 00:41:58.480 really drunk and the limo on the way to the 1020 00:41:58.519 --> 00:42:01.480 haunted house. And this was way back in the day 1021 00:42:01.599 --> 00:42:04.719 when we would have those one time use cameras Like 1022 00:42:04.800 --> 00:42:08.760 that's how like long ago this was, and we were 1023 00:42:09.000 --> 00:42:12.079 all joking about like how much fun this was going 1024 00:42:12.119 --> 00:42:13.559 to be. We were really hyping it up because it 1025 00:42:13.599 --> 00:42:16.039 was like a forty five minute limo drive to get there, 1026 00:42:16.280 --> 00:42:18.119 so we were chugging lots of drinks. By the time 1027 00:42:18.159 --> 00:42:20.280 we got there, we were all really drunk and they 1028 00:42:20.280 --> 00:42:23.840 were letting us in. Now the golden rule of haunted 1029 00:42:23.880 --> 00:42:26.880 houses is you're not allowed to touch the performers, and 1030 00:42:26.920 --> 00:42:30.239 the other one is no photography because they don't want 1031 00:42:30.280 --> 00:42:33.079 you stealing the ideas and taking them to a rival 1032 00:42:33.119 --> 00:42:37.159 haunted house oh wow, or giving away the surprise, right, 1033 00:42:37.199 --> 00:42:40.760 because that's half the scare for these places. And my 1034 00:42:40.880 --> 00:42:43.920 girlfriend was so drunk and she was so excited that 1035 00:42:43.960 --> 00:42:45.920 we were there. In the very first room, she took 1036 00:42:45.960 --> 00:42:49.280 a photo and they straight up were like turn the 1037 00:42:49.360 --> 00:42:51.519 lights on. And they turned the light in the room 1038 00:42:51.519 --> 00:42:53.320 and they were like you gotta go, and we were like, 1039 00:42:54.079 --> 00:42:57.960 we just got here. It's five minutes. These tickets were like, 1040 00:42:58.199 --> 00:43:01.440 you know, fifty bucks to get in. Let us go through. 1041 00:43:01.480 --> 00:43:02.159 It was a mistake. 1042 00:43:02.320 --> 00:43:02.960 She fucked up. 1043 00:43:03.000 --> 00:43:04.119 She's like look at her. 1044 00:43:04.039 --> 00:43:04.440 Look at her. 1045 00:43:04.480 --> 00:43:06.480 And she's sitting in the back like half like not 1046 00:43:06.559 --> 00:43:08.719 even standing. We're like, look at her, she's an idiot. 1047 00:43:08.719 --> 00:43:12.199 Like let's just go. And the guy is like just 1048 00:43:12.320 --> 00:43:15.519 so uncool about the whole thing, and it's just like, 1049 00:43:15.840 --> 00:43:18.760 you broke the rules. You're fucking out. And I just 1050 00:43:18.880 --> 00:43:24.480 snapped and was like, oh eat a dick man, like stupid, 1051 00:43:24.760 --> 00:43:26.679 who is this? It's not even scary? 1052 00:43:26.800 --> 00:43:29.760 And he called the police all the police to come in, 1053 00:43:30.280 --> 00:43:33.599 and I stepped back in and was like, officer, these 1054 00:43:33.639 --> 00:43:36.840 girls have traveled a really long way to see this place. 1055 00:43:37.119 --> 00:43:39.719 And the officer looked at me and was like, you 1056 00:43:39.800 --> 00:43:41.880 have two options. You can get back in your limo 1057 00:43:41.920 --> 00:43:43.519 and you can fuck off, or you guys can get 1058 00:43:43.599 --> 00:43:46.199 arrested right now. And I went, oh, is that my 1059 00:43:46.400 --> 00:43:49.599 only option? I can't even go see the stupid an 1060 00:43:49.719 --> 00:43:53.119 app and my girlfriend's just dragged me back into the limo. 1061 00:43:53.199 --> 00:43:55.199 You can like see me in the limo being like 1062 00:43:55.559 --> 00:44:00.039 fuck both of you, honestly assuming me away before I 1063 00:44:00.000 --> 00:44:03.400 I arrested, got arrested, or got all those girls into trouble. 1064 00:44:03.519 --> 00:44:06.800 But like, ultimately I thought that maybe I could weasel 1065 00:44:06.920 --> 00:44:09.159 my way through going to that house. 1066 00:44:09.320 --> 00:44:10.719 And I do like that when they were like the 1067 00:44:10.719 --> 00:44:12.199 cops came here like all right, round. 1068 00:44:12.000 --> 00:44:18.119 Two, and I immediately like an officer, there has to 1069 00:44:18.159 --> 00:44:21.400 be away. You must understand, and he's like, well, I 1070 00:44:21.400 --> 00:44:24.159 did hear that you called all of these people motherfuckers? 1071 00:44:25.400 --> 00:44:27.760 Does not sound like please. 1072 00:44:29.000 --> 00:44:33.639 Where I come from, we can all agree to disagree here. 1073 00:44:33.840 --> 00:44:35.519 As soon as he told me that it was over, 1074 00:44:35.639 --> 00:44:37.039 I snapped again and that. 1075 00:44:37.079 --> 00:44:39.360 Was that you've had these two modes. 1076 00:44:39.440 --> 00:44:41.440 But is it like like the crusty doll with the 1077 00:44:41.519 --> 00:44:43.079 good and evil switch or is there like a. 1078 00:44:43.519 --> 00:44:50.159 Negotiator and burn it down. I think it is a 1079 00:44:50.760 --> 00:44:54.159 switch in my brain. I've had that happen multiple times 1080 00:44:54.159 --> 00:44:57.199 with police officers. I've also been pulled over the standard thing, 1081 00:44:57.320 --> 00:45:00.360 like Greb was saying like, You're like, officer, how can 1082 00:45:00.400 --> 00:45:02.880 we work this out? Like you're trying to give tickets 1083 00:45:02.880 --> 00:45:05.840 to bad people. I'm a good girl trying to go 1084 00:45:05.880 --> 00:45:08.320 to college. How do we work this out? And he 1085 00:45:08.519 --> 00:45:12.360 was like, yeah, what I said, I'm just a good 1086 00:45:12.360 --> 00:45:15.400 girl trying to go to school. Can't we figure this out? 1087 00:45:15.440 --> 00:45:17.440 And I'm being so sweet and he goes yeah. So 1088 00:45:17.480 --> 00:45:20.559 we had a helicopter clock you going ninety five and 1089 00:45:20.639 --> 00:45:27.519 I was like what did you And he's just like, yeah, 1090 00:45:27.760 --> 00:45:30.079 we have you clocked. It's in the sky. And I 1091 00:45:30.239 --> 00:45:32.119 was like, well, that doesn't seem like a good use 1092 00:45:32.159 --> 00:45:39.840 of my tax dollars. Quit and he's like, well you're 1093 00:45:39.840 --> 00:45:41.599 getting a ticket and I was like, well, fuck me, 1094 00:45:41.719 --> 00:45:44.840 then see you later. It's like you're. 1095 00:45:46.599 --> 00:45:50.239 Yeah, talk about that. I don't. 1096 00:45:50.440 --> 00:45:52.320 I don't usually go to that place, so I'm always 1097 00:45:52.440 --> 00:45:54.719 like all right, Like if I get resigned, it's very 1098 00:45:54.800 --> 00:45:55.599 much still. 1099 00:45:56.840 --> 00:45:58.119 All right. Like okay. 1100 00:45:58.119 --> 00:46:00.480 So I was working as a delivery driver at GYM Johnson, 1101 00:46:00.480 --> 00:46:03.239 Ohio State Campus, and you know, you got to get 1102 00:46:03.239 --> 00:46:05.840 these sandwiches to these assholes in these buildings, and there's 1103 00:46:05.840 --> 00:46:08.679 no place to park. It's a college campus and everywhere 1104 00:46:08.719 --> 00:46:12.159 it's a toezone. So I'm like always trying to find like, okay, 1105 00:46:12.199 --> 00:46:13.719 this is a little corner where I can if I 1106 00:46:13.760 --> 00:46:15.920 were to park it here and I were to get 1107 00:46:16.000 --> 00:46:19.039 up there in like thirty seconds and get back, the 1108 00:46:19.039 --> 00:46:22.239 car should still be okay. Not always there were like 1109 00:46:22.320 --> 00:46:24.519 they were there their sharks. There's sharks in Ohio State 1110 00:46:24.519 --> 00:46:27.599 Campus to the tow truck drivers, and but there was. 1111 00:46:27.599 --> 00:46:29.519 One where I'm like, this is a game night. It's 1112 00:46:29.599 --> 00:46:30.039 game night. 1113 00:46:30.159 --> 00:46:31.719 The cops are gonna be busy that you know, so 1114 00:46:31.800 --> 00:46:33.559 there or not, the tow truck driver's gonna be busy, 1115 00:46:33.599 --> 00:46:34.880 I mean, and that's all. I'm like, I'm gonna go 1116 00:46:34.920 --> 00:46:36.760 in here and I'm gonna park this place. I know 1117 00:46:36.840 --> 00:46:40.119 I can't park here, but they'll see the Jimmy Johns 1118 00:46:40.199 --> 00:46:40.840 logo on top. 1119 00:46:40.920 --> 00:46:42.519 They'll know I'm just delivering a sandwich. I'll just come 1120 00:46:42.599 --> 00:46:43.159 right back down. 1121 00:46:43.280 --> 00:46:45.840 Thirty seconds I come back down, the truck is already 1122 00:46:45.840 --> 00:46:47.280 getting ready to pull me away. So I hop in 1123 00:46:47.320 --> 00:46:49.400 the car real quick because he can't. He can't toe 1124 00:46:49.400 --> 00:46:50.840 the truck if I'm in there, toe of the car 1125 00:46:50.880 --> 00:46:53.320 if I'm in there. So I'm I'm sitting in there, 1126 00:46:53.360 --> 00:46:55.320 and he's like, I'm gonna have to call the cops 1127 00:46:55.360 --> 00:46:57.679 on you. And I'm like, all right, fine, call the cops, man, 1128 00:46:57.880 --> 00:46:59.760 I just want to drive my you know, Jimmy Johns 1129 00:46:59.800 --> 00:47:00.280 is right there. 1130 00:47:00.280 --> 00:47:00.719 They called it. 1131 00:47:00.719 --> 00:47:02.199 First of all, these people should just fucking walk to 1132 00:47:02.199 --> 00:47:03.920 get their stand, which was literally across the street from 1133 00:47:04.000 --> 00:47:04.639 like it's right there. 1134 00:47:04.800 --> 00:47:06.320 Just let me go and we're fine. 1135 00:47:06.599 --> 00:47:09.039 They called the cops, and I'm like talking the cops, 1136 00:47:09.079 --> 00:47:11.320 and they're like kind of like building, it's gonna get 1137 00:47:11.320 --> 00:47:11.960 worse and worse for you. 1138 00:47:11.960 --> 00:47:14.119 I'm like, okay, look what if I don't get out 1139 00:47:14.159 --> 00:47:16.440 of the car. What happens? And and and. 1140 00:47:17.119 --> 00:47:19.599 They look at me like we're kind of this this 1141 00:47:19.960 --> 00:47:23.280 motherfucker like they're just like like, what kind of asshole 1142 00:47:23.480 --> 00:47:25.639 even asked to ask a cop like what are the 1143 00:47:25.639 --> 00:47:28.440 consequences of my next action? But they were just like 1144 00:47:28.719 --> 00:47:31.199 we're going to like force this door open and we're 1145 00:47:31.199 --> 00:47:33.000 going to arrest you and you're gonna go to jail 1146 00:47:33.039 --> 00:47:35.199 and and all this stuff. I'm like and I'm like, 1147 00:47:35.239 --> 00:47:37.559 but but why, like what am I doing wrong? And 1148 00:47:37.559 --> 00:47:39.440 they're like, you're blocking the sidewalk. They had to like 1149 00:47:39.480 --> 00:47:41.440 come up with something, and I'm like, I'm barely blocking 1150 00:47:41.440 --> 00:47:43.400 this sod, but so is he. He's like the one 1151 00:47:43.400 --> 00:47:45.159 holding on to me. If he moves, I can move 1152 00:47:45.199 --> 00:47:47.119 the sidewalk. And at that point they were they were 1153 00:47:47.199 --> 00:47:49.079 just stung with me. I'm like, okay, I'm resigned. 1154 00:47:49.400 --> 00:47:51.320 Give me. I'll pay this guy the eighty five. 1155 00:47:51.199 --> 00:47:54.360 Dollars he wanted, so that he was just like he 1156 00:47:54.360 --> 00:47:55.679 wasn't gonna tell me at that point. He's like, I'll 1157 00:47:55.719 --> 00:47:57.280 just just pay me eighty five dollars and I'll let 1158 00:47:57.280 --> 00:47:59.559 you go, which of course is just extortion. But uh, 1159 00:47:59.719 --> 00:48:01.079 I'm like, okay, cool. So that was just a night 1160 00:48:01.119 --> 00:48:02.880 where I didn't make any money because it's about as much. 1161 00:48:03.079 --> 00:48:06.079 It really sucks the tips at Simmy Johnson and yeah, 1162 00:48:06.159 --> 00:48:10.159 that sucks to pay money when you're working, and just 1163 00:48:10.360 --> 00:48:11.440 know that that's right. 1164 00:48:11.480 --> 00:48:13.320 That's where like in my brand, like I got to 1165 00:48:13.360 --> 00:48:17.239 do everything I can to avoid just paying eighty five dollars. 1166 00:48:16.840 --> 00:48:18.599 But like, again, that's how much you make it at night. 1167 00:48:18.679 --> 00:48:21.360 Yeah, at that time in your life, eighty five dollars 1168 00:48:21.519 --> 00:48:26.199 was everything. Like I'll never forget my first waitressing job 1169 00:48:26.280 --> 00:48:28.719 because that tips were cash, right, and you could walk 1170 00:48:28.760 --> 00:48:32.159 out of there with Walking out with eighty dollars cash 1171 00:48:32.440 --> 00:48:35.360 was god like, it was god tear. It was like, 1172 00:48:35.719 --> 00:48:38.920 no one can touch me. I have eighty dollars, get 1173 00:48:38.960 --> 00:48:41.559 out of my way. I can see any movie in 1174 00:48:41.599 --> 00:48:42.400 the world. 1175 00:48:42.320 --> 00:48:44.280 Advanced game right now. 1176 00:48:44.440 --> 00:48:50.360 I could buy three DVDs right now, three DVDs. 1177 00:48:49.679 --> 00:48:52.719 Virgin megastore at Easton Mall. Watch out. 1178 00:48:53.079 --> 00:48:57.480 They only increase in value. They are investment pieces. 1179 00:48:58.599 --> 00:49:01.599 It's Criterion collection. It'll be worth billions. 1180 00:49:02.000 --> 00:49:04.599 I love every time you, uh you bring up like 1181 00:49:04.599 --> 00:49:07.960 a real place. I know where it is because I 1182 00:49:08.000 --> 00:49:08.920 am from there too. 1183 00:49:09.719 --> 00:49:09.960 Yes. 1184 00:49:10.280 --> 00:49:14.760 I also remember trying to park in the OSU area 1185 00:49:14.760 --> 00:49:18.159 and how insane it is. I have like, uh, this 1186 00:49:18.239 --> 00:49:20.000 isn't a parking story, but I have like a vivid 1187 00:49:20.079 --> 00:49:25.679 memory of driving Saturday night, game night, and just it 1188 00:49:25.760 --> 00:49:29.960 was crowded and kind of stressful, and the car in 1189 00:49:30.000 --> 00:49:32.159 front of me was swerving, and I remember being like, 1190 00:49:32.920 --> 00:49:34.920 I said to myself, that guy's drunk. 1191 00:49:34.960 --> 00:49:35.880 I'm going to pass him. 1192 00:49:36.320 --> 00:49:38.320 And so I passed him, and then I went to 1193 00:49:38.360 --> 00:49:44.800 a stop flight and I stopped and then he hit me. Yeah, 1194 00:49:45.039 --> 00:49:49.679 and I remember like, uh, he gets out and we're 1195 00:49:49.679 --> 00:49:52.320 both like what do we do here? And he was 1196 00:49:52.320 --> 00:49:54.519 like you could buff that out, just like you would 1197 00:49:54.519 --> 00:49:57.400 in like a cartoon or something like, I'm not dealing 1198 00:49:57.440 --> 00:50:02.159 with your stupid ass. Let's all go home immediately. But 1199 00:50:02.239 --> 00:50:05.440 now when I see someone swerving, I don't pass them. 1200 00:50:05.559 --> 00:50:07.599 That's a lesson that I learned. I keep them. 1201 00:50:07.840 --> 00:50:09.400 I want them where I couldn't see them. 1202 00:50:10.159 --> 00:50:12.119 Though, because then it's like, at any point, what if 1203 00:50:12.159 --> 00:50:13.880 they just see I hit the brakes or swerve or something. 1204 00:50:13.920 --> 00:50:15.880 I'd rather just like real quick get pass them. 1205 00:50:16.000 --> 00:50:18.800 And the situation if there's a stop sign coming up 1206 00:50:18.880 --> 00:50:20.760 or a light, yeah, I'm I'm with you now, Mary. 1207 00:50:20.800 --> 00:50:23.559 But if it's on a freeway and I and I 1208 00:50:23.599 --> 00:50:25.840 know I can put significant distance, I will pass. 1209 00:50:25.639 --> 00:50:27.519 Them and I'll get put them high way. 1210 00:50:27.599 --> 00:50:31.840 I passed them in a stopping situation, I'm like afraid 1211 00:50:31.880 --> 00:50:34.960 of them. And that was where you can see him here, Yeah, 1212 00:50:35.079 --> 00:50:37.159 I said, I think I said it out loud. I'm 1213 00:50:37.159 --> 00:50:38.920 gonna pass this guy. I do not think he's a 1214 00:50:38.920 --> 00:50:39.400 good driver. 1215 00:50:39.960 --> 00:50:42.920 Immediately hit me. I think. 1216 00:50:42.960 --> 00:50:44.880 I think later on that night, when I was tripping, 1217 00:50:45.239 --> 00:50:47.920 I realized the next day was Easter, and I was say, all, 1218 00:50:47.920 --> 00:50:50.320 I have to go have brunch with my parents, and 1219 00:50:50.360 --> 00:50:53.360 then I so I drove to their house like very 1220 00:50:53.519 --> 00:50:55.880 very much out of my mind and like just kind 1221 00:50:55.880 --> 00:50:58.760 of like like like crawled into their family room and 1222 00:50:58.760 --> 00:51:00.039 fell asleep on the floor, and they're like. 1223 00:51:00.000 --> 00:51:03.800 Oh, you're here already, let's go. None the Wiser never knew. 1224 00:51:03.920 --> 00:51:06.199 Does it not occurred to you when you took the acid? 1225 00:51:06.719 --> 00:51:06.760 No? 1226 00:51:07.119 --> 00:51:10.400 No, No, that's the future, Jeff. That's come on. 1227 00:51:10.559 --> 00:51:11.920 Don't you have that with the like any of the 1228 00:51:11.960 --> 00:51:14.679 stuff like ADHD where it's like a day from now 1229 00:51:15.079 --> 00:51:16.280 might not exist at all. 1230 00:51:16.480 --> 00:51:19.519 Like that's like I think I have some of that. 1231 00:51:19.599 --> 00:51:21.920 But if I were to ever try something like acid, 1232 00:51:22.400 --> 00:51:24.639 I think I would spend six months. 1233 00:51:24.400 --> 00:51:26.920 Researching and feel like I was about to raid. 1234 00:51:27.000 --> 00:51:29.719 Like ben Laden's compound, I would have those like planned 1235 00:51:29.760 --> 00:51:33.079 out multiple different like AI scenarios showing what would happen. 1236 00:51:33.400 --> 00:51:36.199 Yeah, I can't this the first time I ever did. 1237 00:51:36.199 --> 00:51:37.880 It was my friend got it for my birthday and 1238 00:51:38.280 --> 00:51:40.000 I was like, I'm you know, when am I going 1239 00:51:40.039 --> 00:51:41.920 to do this? And he's like, if you don't take 1240 00:51:41.960 --> 00:51:44.360 it now, and it was this is like a couple 1241 00:51:44.400 --> 00:51:45.760 of weeks later, he's like, I have it. 1242 00:51:45.880 --> 00:51:48.199 You still haven't taken it. I'm like, okay, yeah, I 1243 00:51:48.199 --> 00:51:50.199 have to go to work at j C. Penny. 1244 00:51:50.199 --> 00:51:52.440 Actually I worked at the overnight shift, and he's like, 1245 00:51:52.440 --> 00:51:54.360 if you don't take it now, I'm going to take it. 1246 00:51:54.360 --> 00:51:55.159 I'm like, all right, whatever. 1247 00:51:55.199 --> 00:51:57.360 So I took it and I went over my overnight 1248 00:51:57.400 --> 00:51:59.599 from eleven PM to eight am shift to j C 1249 00:51:59.719 --> 00:52:02.519 Penny and it was that was. I think by the 1250 00:52:02.519 --> 00:52:04.000 time I got there, I had kicked in and I 1251 00:52:04.079 --> 00:52:06.960 knew because the lady that worked there with me, the 1252 00:52:07.039 --> 00:52:09.400 nice lady, was like surprised that I was there early 1253 00:52:09.400 --> 00:52:11.119 because my brother dropped me off because I was always 1254 00:52:11.119 --> 00:52:12.920 like showing up right when the clock started. And she 1255 00:52:13.079 --> 00:52:15.559 was like so happy that I was there early, like, oh, 1256 00:52:15.559 --> 00:52:17.159 he's going to finally be a good employee. 1257 00:52:17.159 --> 00:52:20.360 It's a good employ She's smiling. 1258 00:52:20.760 --> 00:52:23.519 Yeah, she says, hi, Jeff, are you doing And I 1259 00:52:23.599 --> 00:52:29.440 must have just gone trying to talk, and I had 1260 00:52:29.480 --> 00:52:31.679 not tried to talk, and my tongue wasn't working anymore, 1261 00:52:31.960 --> 00:52:35.360 and I could just see her face like, oh, no, 1262 00:52:36.440 --> 00:52:39.719 you were I worked the whole yeah, but I hid, 1263 00:52:39.800 --> 00:52:42.280 like for significant amounts of time in the bathroom and 1264 00:52:42.360 --> 00:52:45.079 watched the bathroom like the stall wall like breathe at 1265 00:52:45.119 --> 00:52:46.000 me and stuff like that. 1266 00:52:46.360 --> 00:52:48.880 Well, that's hell. I cannot I couldn't imagine. 1267 00:52:48.880 --> 00:52:51.239 I would never do my phone. 1268 00:52:51.320 --> 00:52:53.400 My phone broke and I think that was just like 1269 00:52:53.440 --> 00:52:56.199 a coincidence. But it felt like the universe was not 1270 00:52:56.320 --> 00:52:58.760 letting it work. Like it felt like it felt like 1271 00:52:58.840 --> 00:53:02.239 I must be doing something wrong. And so I like 1272 00:53:02.559 --> 00:53:04.840 couldn't call my brother to come pick me up. And 1273 00:53:04.880 --> 00:53:06.679 the shift had ended, and like things were starting to 1274 00:53:06.679 --> 00:53:08.760 like calm down in my brain, and so I had 1275 00:53:08.760 --> 00:53:11.599 to like walk over to a like retail story that 1276 00:53:11.599 --> 00:53:13.880 would actually have a payphone. And I walked over to 1277 00:53:14.079 --> 00:53:17.039 Meyer and just like I called him and it's like 1278 00:53:17.280 --> 00:53:19.039 very early, so he's not up because it's like a 1279 00:53:19.079 --> 00:53:21.400 weekend and we're all a bunch of dirtbags, and so 1280 00:53:21.440 --> 00:53:24.039 I'd like keep calling him. Eventually he answers he's I'll 1281 00:53:24.039 --> 00:53:25.280 be out there. And it took him a long time. 1282 00:53:25.280 --> 00:53:27.239 So I'm like sleeping on the bench in the myre 1283 00:53:27.360 --> 00:53:30.039 like vestibule with my using my shoe as a pillow. 1284 00:53:32.000 --> 00:53:34.159 He just walked like, come on, let's go, and it 1285 00:53:34.239 --> 00:53:35.840 was fine. Af through my phone. I think I think 1286 00:53:35.840 --> 00:53:37.280 I threw my phone into like a ditch on the 1287 00:53:37.280 --> 00:53:38.599 walk over there. I was so pissed. 1288 00:53:39.039 --> 00:53:42.119 If we ever invent a time machine, let's all summon 1289 00:53:42.280 --> 00:53:45.679 our like twenty one year old Selve a podcast. 1290 00:53:45.280 --> 00:53:51.559 Together and see what she would demolish us like she 1291 00:53:51.599 --> 00:53:53.239 would bully us so hard. 1292 00:53:53.679 --> 00:53:56.199 Football team couldn't pull her off of you if you 1293 00:53:56.360 --> 00:53:56.800 put her. 1294 00:53:59.320 --> 00:54:00.719 You guys want to talk video games? 1295 00:54:01.239 --> 00:54:05.400 Sure, all right, Fire Escape listeners. It is almost winter 1296 00:54:05.559 --> 00:54:07.800 in our part of the world, and during these cold 1297 00:54:07.800 --> 00:54:10.400 winter months, there's no better combination for a cozy night 1298 00:54:10.400 --> 00:54:13.880 in than good company and even better wine. That's why 1299 00:54:13.920 --> 00:54:16.320 I am a member of First Leaf. 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We were at the Disney dining plan. 1333 00:55:40.119 --> 00:55:42.199 Actually, so what me and stuff are like, we don't 1334 00:55:42.280 --> 00:55:44.880 usually get alcoholic drinks at dinner, especially when we have 1335 00:55:44.880 --> 00:55:46.960 the kids with us. But it was like we'd be 1336 00:55:47.039 --> 00:55:49.639 wasting money if we didn't get an alcoholic drink. 1337 00:55:49.679 --> 00:55:51.679 So we got whiskey and all kinds stuff with every. 1338 00:55:51.559 --> 00:55:54.639 Wait, why would you be wasting money? Because all inclusive. 1339 00:55:55.039 --> 00:55:57.519 It was all inclusive for this dining plan. And it's 1340 00:55:57.559 --> 00:55:59.519 like you can get the entree and then you get 1341 00:55:59.519 --> 00:56:01.760 a drink and get a diet coke, or you can 1342 00:56:01.800 --> 00:56:05.320 get this fifteen dollars cocktail, Like what oh fuck? I 1343 00:56:05.360 --> 00:56:08.239 totally respect that though, because like when if I'm doing 1344 00:56:08.280 --> 00:56:10.920 a first class flight, which is never but like every 1345 00:56:10.960 --> 00:56:13.199 once a while you get upgraded or something lucky happens 1346 00:56:13.239 --> 00:56:15.760 to you, and your alcohol is like free, and they're 1347 00:56:15.760 --> 00:56:17.920 constantly like, do you want anything like a mimosa? 1348 00:56:17.960 --> 00:56:19.239 And I'm like, well, this nine. 1349 00:56:19.159 --> 00:56:23.559 Am there being like you want something like I better. Yeah, 1350 00:56:23.559 --> 00:56:24.960 and then they're like, you want this hot towel. I'm like, 1351 00:56:25.000 --> 00:56:28.239 do I, but you definitely want like meet. 1352 00:56:28.000 --> 00:56:30.480 And plates and you're like, I'm not even hungry. 1353 00:56:30.159 --> 00:56:33.719 But yes, the Delta is doing Shake Shack Burgers now 1354 00:56:33.719 --> 00:56:34.519 in first class. 1355 00:56:34.880 --> 00:56:37.320 Jesus y yeah, yeah, that's awesome. 1356 00:56:38.400 --> 00:56:40.880 All right, So grab I bring up Disney because you 1357 00:56:40.880 --> 00:56:43.480 said you had not heard our Game of the Year. 1358 00:56:43.840 --> 00:56:44.800 As a result of. 1359 00:56:44.719 --> 00:56:46.320 That, that is right, I have not heard your game 1360 00:56:46.480 --> 00:56:48.239 Game of the Year, and I don't know anything about it. 1361 00:56:48.280 --> 00:56:51.159 Okay, perfect, Well you know all three of us. You 1362 00:56:51.199 --> 00:56:53.199 know you've heard the podcast, you know our thoughts on games. 1363 00:56:53.280 --> 00:56:55.320 I want to do a little test here. Okay, I've 1364 00:56:55.320 --> 00:56:57.519 got a time in about three minutes on my phone 1365 00:56:57.840 --> 00:57:00.280 and I'm looking at our final top ten list. I 1366 00:57:00.360 --> 00:57:02.719 want to see if you have three strikes, meaning you 1367 00:57:02.719 --> 00:57:05.559 can say three games that are not on our top 1368 00:57:05.599 --> 00:57:08.760 ten before you're disqualified. Do you think you could hit 1369 00:57:08.760 --> 00:57:09.360 our top ten? 1370 00:57:09.719 --> 00:57:09.960 Wait? 1371 00:57:10.000 --> 00:57:12.400 So okay, so okay, So I say three games that 1372 00:57:12.400 --> 00:57:13.320 are not on your top ten. 1373 00:57:13.480 --> 00:57:14.760 That'll be three strike, three strikes. 1374 00:57:14.760 --> 00:57:16.800 You're done, but you have three minutes to just try 1375 00:57:16.800 --> 00:57:19.280 to name the ten and I think passing grade is 1376 00:57:19.840 --> 00:57:20.599 seven or above. 1377 00:57:21.800 --> 00:57:24.960 Okay, yes, let me can I look at a list 1378 00:57:24.960 --> 00:57:26.400 of games that just came out this year so I 1379 00:57:26.440 --> 00:57:29.000 can have the full from because otherwise I just will 1380 00:57:29.000 --> 00:57:29.920 have a hard time remembering. 1381 00:57:30.119 --> 00:57:31.360 Yeah that bad brand. 1382 00:57:31.360 --> 00:57:33.239 Okay, well, if you're doing that, then you have to 1383 00:57:33.239 --> 00:57:35.519 get eight. So just say what the passing grade is? 1384 00:57:35.559 --> 00:57:35.920 Now? Eight? 1385 00:57:36.320 --> 00:57:38.199 Okay, that's fair. Yeah, I'll take that. Yeah, okay, and 1386 00:57:38.239 --> 00:57:39.920 it's still three strikes, all right, you righty? 1387 00:57:40.559 --> 00:57:41.000 Yeah, hang on. 1388 00:57:41.000 --> 00:57:42.960 I need to get this of us games of the 1389 00:57:43.119 --> 00:57:45.920 year just in general. Okay, yeah, this this list will 1390 00:57:46.159 --> 00:57:48.199 help me out here. Okay, all right, three minute timer 1391 00:57:48.360 --> 00:57:53.920 starting now. Okay, let's go with some easy ones. Bilatro yep, 1392 00:57:54.800 --> 00:57:59.440 astrobot yep. Let's see animal. 1393 00:57:59.480 --> 00:58:03.760 Well, no, that is one strike. Okay's counting on you 1394 00:58:03.800 --> 00:58:04.159 for that moment. 1395 00:58:04.239 --> 00:58:06.559 I thought I fought for it, dude, But like, Dan 1396 00:58:06.679 --> 00:58:07.480 is such a loser. 1397 00:58:08.320 --> 00:58:11.079 Yeah, I gotta. I devoted it more than mine. I gotta. 1398 00:58:11.239 --> 00:58:13.000 I gotta keep that in mind, that Dan is such 1399 00:58:13.039 --> 00:58:13.559 a loser. 1400 00:58:14.239 --> 00:58:16.119 Yeah, I keep that in mind with all of your picks, 1401 00:58:16.159 --> 00:58:19.280 because there's a couple of real stinkers on there that Dans. 1402 00:58:20.400 --> 00:58:23.199 Uh God, would you guys have put shadowed the tree 1403 00:58:23.239 --> 00:58:26.840 on there. I don't know. Let me hold onto that 1404 00:58:26.880 --> 00:58:31.199 one for a second. Would you guys have done that early? 1405 00:58:31.239 --> 00:58:33.960 I know you would not have played that Laura Lion 1406 00:58:34.039 --> 00:58:37.159 the laser eyes that's on there. Yep, that's number seven okay, 1407 00:58:39.199 --> 00:58:42.239 Oh okay, I'm thinking of Dan. I gotta think of 1408 00:58:42.239 --> 00:58:44.880 you tube a metaphor refuntasio yep. 1409 00:58:45.400 --> 00:58:48.599 Okay, number ten, good job. Number that's irrelevant. 1410 00:58:48.639 --> 00:58:50.079 It is irrelevant what number it is. 1411 00:58:50.320 --> 00:58:53.480 Okay. I need a listen to this Prince of Persia, 1412 00:58:53.559 --> 00:58:55.360 the Lost Crown. Huh. 1413 00:58:55.679 --> 00:58:57.559 Okay, I won't even tell you the numbers, just in 1414 00:58:57.559 --> 00:58:59.480 case you want to listen to it and not spoil 1415 00:58:59.519 --> 00:59:00.000 it for you. 1416 00:59:00.440 --> 00:59:02.199 Uh. The Rise of the Golden Idol. 1417 00:59:02.960 --> 00:59:07.079 No, that should have been above metaphor. Okay, anyway, go ahead. 1418 00:59:07.159 --> 00:59:08.679 That's two to two yeah. 1419 00:59:09.119 --> 00:59:13.320 Okay, Uh, I'm kind of getting too guessing. Territory now 1420 00:59:13.400 --> 00:59:14.559 a silent hill too. 1421 00:59:14.760 --> 00:59:18.679 No, you're out, sir, is a failing grade for sure. Yea. 1422 00:59:19.320 --> 00:59:20.719 That leads us to games. 1423 00:59:20.960 --> 00:59:22.840 No, I don't think we need to do it, because 1424 00:59:22.880 --> 00:59:26.119 if anyone who hasn't watched the podcast would want to 1425 00:59:26.199 --> 00:59:28.840 listen to it, So I'm gonna stop you, right, there 1426 00:59:29.000 --> 00:59:33.679 and just say good try. I believe genuinely that if 1427 00:59:33.719 --> 00:59:35.960 I would have finished Silent Hill two, which I am 1428 00:59:36.000 --> 00:59:38.119 currently playing, it would have been in that top ten. 1429 00:59:38.559 --> 00:59:39.320 And that is on me. 1430 00:59:39.639 --> 00:59:43.480 Let's remember another games. Shit, Okay, it's phenomenal. It is 1431 00:59:43.559 --> 00:59:44.079 so good. 1432 00:59:44.199 --> 00:59:49.039 It is an absolute, die hard perfect remake of the 1433 00:59:49.079 --> 00:59:52.599 original Silent Hill two, which I must admit I did 1434 00:59:52.599 --> 00:59:53.280 not play as a kid. 1435 00:59:53.280 --> 00:59:56.079 I actually played it for the. 1436 00:59:55.920 --> 00:59:59.119 First time with Nina Marie on a live stream and 1437 00:59:59.159 --> 01:00:01.199 we played it. It was It's called Not So Silent Hills, 1438 01:00:01.199 --> 01:00:03.320 and we played through every Silent Hill on the original 1439 01:00:03.320 --> 01:00:07.199 console and I played through every of the Silent Hills 1440 01:00:07.239 --> 01:00:09.719 with her, and I loved Silent Hill too. Like many people, 1441 01:00:09.840 --> 01:00:11.559 I fell in love with this when the remake came out. 1442 01:00:11.559 --> 01:00:14.480 I'd like to see how true of a remake it is, 1443 01:00:14.519 --> 01:00:18.039 and it is. It is genuinely such a perfect remake. 1444 01:00:18.079 --> 01:00:22.880 They have done so many nice upgrades. It's really lovely 1445 01:00:22.920 --> 01:00:25.239 that when you go to a door and it's locked, 1446 01:00:25.519 --> 01:00:27.639 he just very quickly like opens up a little piece 1447 01:00:27.639 --> 01:00:29.760 of paper and writes, and then when you check your map, 1448 01:00:29.800 --> 01:00:31.599 it says you can't go in that door, or like 1449 01:00:31.639 --> 01:00:35.159 you need a special key, very clean, how it makes 1450 01:00:35.199 --> 01:00:37.360 you feel like you really are there with these little 1451 01:00:37.360 --> 01:00:41.599 extra details. The map is so easy to follow. I 1452 01:00:41.679 --> 01:00:43.599 lost a lot in that game. But with this map, 1453 01:00:43.880 --> 01:00:46.239 it draws a circle when there's a puzzle and then 1454 01:00:46.239 --> 01:00:48.599 at check mark when you've solved it, so you know 1455 01:00:48.800 --> 01:00:51.880 when you're done with an area. It's so clean you 1456 01:00:52.360 --> 01:00:53.519 don't get stuck anymore. 1457 01:00:53.920 --> 01:00:55.719 That's why I fell off the original one. Back in 1458 01:00:55.719 --> 01:00:57.559 the days. I remember renting with my friends, like we're 1459 01:00:57.559 --> 01:00:59.000 going to play this all weekend until we beat it. 1460 01:00:59.039 --> 01:01:01.280 And we see that with Resident and it was like 1461 01:01:01.360 --> 01:01:04.760 we just fiddle parted around an apartment complex for hours 1462 01:01:04.920 --> 01:01:06.920 and just locked doors and like, I don't know if 1463 01:01:06.920 --> 01:01:09.079 it didn't have any version of that on the map 1464 01:01:09.079 --> 01:01:11.920 where fill in x's or you know, red lines or whatever. 1465 01:01:13.000 --> 01:01:14.840 Like the rooms turned green or something like that when 1466 01:01:14.840 --> 01:01:15.639 you're done with them or whatever. 1467 01:01:15.679 --> 01:01:18.199 You yeah, andy, thing like that, But there's no hints, right, 1468 01:01:18.239 --> 01:01:21.960 And in this one he literally writes clock, you know, 1469 01:01:22.159 --> 01:01:26.840 question interesting, and so it's being way more clear what 1470 01:01:26.880 --> 01:01:30.039 it is you're looking for and why I think that 1471 01:01:30.119 --> 01:01:32.679 they have found a way to connect the dots. It's 1472 01:01:32.679 --> 01:01:35.960 still puzzly and you absolutely can still get lost. 1473 01:01:36.000 --> 01:01:38.679 But the game is giving you so many. 1474 01:01:38.480 --> 01:01:41.800 More hints to just ease your way into saying, right, 1475 01:01:41.920 --> 01:01:44.239 I'm looking for the big hand of the clock, and 1476 01:01:44.320 --> 01:01:46.159 if I put it on the right time, it should 1477 01:01:46.159 --> 01:01:48.880 open up a door. Like it's it's giving you enough 1478 01:01:49.599 --> 01:01:51.960 guidance that you will figure it out if you're reading 1479 01:01:52.039 --> 01:01:54.360 the notes and like looking around, and so I just 1480 01:01:54.440 --> 01:01:57.199 really appreciate the quality of life here. I also think 1481 01:01:58.079 --> 01:02:04.039 that it is encouraging combat and interacting with the enemies 1482 01:02:04.079 --> 01:02:06.800 more than the original. The original, I don't think they 1483 01:02:06.880 --> 01:02:09.440 gave you very much AMMO at all, Like you were 1484 01:02:09.519 --> 01:02:12.199 lucky to have five bullets in that game, and in 1485 01:02:12.280 --> 01:02:16.280 this one, I'm constantly finding between two and five bullets 1486 01:02:16.320 --> 01:02:20.280 in every room, which is fantastic. It is encouraging me 1487 01:02:20.360 --> 01:02:22.760 to actually fight the bad guys as opposed to just 1488 01:02:22.840 --> 01:02:26.960 running away. This might be debatable among players who would 1489 01:02:27.000 --> 01:02:29.280 also say, like, it's scarier to run away from enemies 1490 01:02:29.320 --> 01:02:31.159 because you have no way to fight them. 1491 01:02:31.599 --> 01:02:33.719 I think it's terrifying to. 1492 01:02:33.840 --> 01:02:35.800 Put me in a situation where you've given me what 1493 01:02:35.920 --> 01:02:38.880 I need to kill an enemy and now I'm like, well, 1494 01:02:38.920 --> 01:02:40.400 I got I have to find it and I'm just 1495 01:02:40.440 --> 01:02:43.039 like throwing it, running around with a board with a 1496 01:02:43.119 --> 01:02:46.000 nail in it, like praying that I can take out 1497 01:02:46.000 --> 01:02:50.840 these legs. The enemies are just as vile and disgusting. 1498 01:02:51.159 --> 01:02:53.199 The visual. 1499 01:02:54.519 --> 01:02:55.599 Changes that they've made. 1500 01:02:55.719 --> 01:02:58.800 I mean, you can really see the poop in the toilet. 1501 01:02:59.119 --> 01:03:01.800 A lot of gross holes in that game. I've I've 1502 01:03:01.800 --> 01:03:06.000 been watching Kale and yeah, there's just holes everywhere you look. 1503 01:03:05.880 --> 01:03:08.440 And it they love holes. 1504 01:03:08.840 --> 01:03:11.840 Is it not quite like resid Evil four? Like, I 1505 01:03:11.840 --> 01:03:14.199 know it's over the shoulder now, but it doesn't seem 1506 01:03:14.239 --> 01:03:16.719 like it's suddenly like an action game the way like 1507 01:03:16.760 --> 01:03:17.280 you know from. 1508 01:03:17.119 --> 01:03:18.880 The first three are you used to aready four? Right? 1509 01:03:18.920 --> 01:03:21.159 It's still very much survival horror from what it looks like, 1510 01:03:21.519 --> 01:03:22.599 it's survival horror. 1511 01:03:22.840 --> 01:03:25.320 But I do think that it is increased the amount 1512 01:03:25.440 --> 01:03:27.719 that it is encouraging you to combat. And I even 1513 01:03:27.760 --> 01:03:31.119 think that there's small changes to the animation of the 1514 01:03:31.199 --> 01:03:34.440 character that is encouraging you to engage in combat. And 1515 01:03:34.480 --> 01:03:37.199 I'll give you an example. You get a radio and 1516 01:03:37.239 --> 01:03:39.840 when an enemy is near, it makes like a cock noise. 1517 01:03:39.880 --> 01:03:42.239 That's how you know you're fucked, right, because the radio 1518 01:03:42.400 --> 01:03:45.760 is telling you that something gross is nearby. But in 1519 01:03:45.800 --> 01:03:48.000 the new remake, not only does the radio do that, 1520 01:03:48.480 --> 01:03:52.719 you pull out your wood with a nail in it. 1521 01:03:52.440 --> 01:03:53.719 Like he automatically does it. 1522 01:03:54.000 --> 01:03:54.800 He pulls it out. 1523 01:03:54.880 --> 01:03:55.199 You don't. 1524 01:03:55.360 --> 01:03:57.480 You don't click a button if you're near an enemy 1525 01:03:57.519 --> 01:04:01.280 and you can hear it like mouth breathing, he pulls 1526 01:04:01.320 --> 01:04:04.639 out the board in preparation. And I think that that 1527 01:04:05.400 --> 01:04:08.000 alone mentally makes me be like, oh, I'm a fucking 1528 01:04:08.079 --> 01:04:11.639 swing this board. If anything comes near me, I'm like 1529 01:04:11.719 --> 01:04:14.320 ready to go. And so I think it's it's mentally 1530 01:04:14.400 --> 01:04:17.519 kind of encouraging the character to fight, but one hundred 1531 01:04:17.559 --> 01:04:20.360 percent unlike a Resident Evil, which I think is you're 1532 01:04:20.639 --> 01:04:24.480 pumping bullets into things, at least in the remakes. I 1533 01:04:24.480 --> 01:04:27.280 think in the original Resident Evils you also had to 1534 01:04:27.320 --> 01:04:31.320 be very careful with your bullets, like super careful. This 1535 01:04:31.360 --> 01:04:34.199 one is also just you have to be cautious. You 1536 01:04:34.239 --> 01:04:36.079 don't have that many bullets. But I think I had 1537 01:04:36.119 --> 01:04:39.280 twenty bullets in the last playthrough of Silent Hell. I'm 1538 01:04:39.320 --> 01:04:42.440 not through it, but I couldn't believe I had gotten 1539 01:04:42.480 --> 01:04:44.760 up to twenty bullets. So like they want you to 1540 01:04:44.800 --> 01:04:47.639 shoot shit in the butt. I say that because a 1541 01:04:47.679 --> 01:04:49.840 lot of that characters do not have faces, And I 1542 01:04:49.840 --> 01:04:52.320 don't know if a character doesn't have a head, if 1543 01:04:52.360 --> 01:04:55.719 it's two legs on top of two legs, where is 1544 01:04:55.760 --> 01:04:57.800 the head shot? 1545 01:04:58.360 --> 01:05:04.639 He dinitailia area, Crosby too to crouch crotch area, Yeah, 1546 01:05:05.199 --> 01:05:07.000 in between the legs and both of them right. 1547 01:05:07.320 --> 01:05:08.599 Yeah, I don't know. 1548 01:05:09.039 --> 01:05:12.599 So I've just been shooting everywhere, just shooting them all 1549 01:05:12.639 --> 01:05:14.840 over anywhere I can shoot. 1550 01:05:14.599 --> 01:05:17.719 Them now, I know, like super fans of Silent Hill have, 1551 01:05:18.159 --> 01:05:21.119 I guess there's a lot of themes and metaphors and 1552 01:05:21.159 --> 01:05:23.559 so forth, and is it to just I. 1553 01:05:23.599 --> 01:05:25.320 Have like do you do you? 1554 01:05:25.599 --> 01:05:27.559 I just saw it as a game about a spooky town. 1555 01:05:27.599 --> 01:05:30.480 I didn't realize what it was about or the psychology 1556 01:05:30.559 --> 01:05:33.679 or metaphors. Do you playing through to have a read 1557 01:05:33.760 --> 01:05:35.599 on what it's trying to say? 1558 01:05:36.119 --> 01:05:40.440 It's very obtuse, and I think that I didn't fully 1559 01:05:40.519 --> 01:05:43.760 understand it. Except for Nina, my friend who was playing 1560 01:05:43.800 --> 01:05:47.000 the original with me, was explaining some of the characters okay, 1561 01:05:47.039 --> 01:05:49.280 and they all have fairly sad story. 1562 01:05:49.320 --> 01:05:50.599 You come across characters and. 1563 01:05:50.559 --> 01:05:52.519 They'll be like, I'm looking for my mom, and then 1564 01:05:52.599 --> 01:05:55.920 you'll be like, oh, that's a sad story. But I 1565 01:05:55.920 --> 01:05:58.760 don't think they're ever really explicit about anything because they 1566 01:05:58.880 --> 01:06:01.719 want you to feel like you're in this foggy dream town, 1567 01:06:02.360 --> 01:06:06.559 so it's hard to really understand a lot of it. 1568 01:06:06.639 --> 01:06:09.199 And also like, why are you like constantly descending into hell? 1569 01:06:09.320 --> 01:06:13.920 And who is pyramid Head representing? I don't think they've 1570 01:06:13.920 --> 01:06:14.760 thought all that throughout. 1571 01:06:14.760 --> 01:06:15.119 That's the thing. 1572 01:06:15.119 --> 01:06:17.320 I was watching Kayla stream and I've seen the chat 1573 01:06:17.360 --> 01:06:19.679 and it's like, well, okay, well pyramid Head is obviously 1574 01:06:19.679 --> 01:06:22.320 a penis, and this boss that is a door with 1575 01:06:22.480 --> 01:06:25.480 arms and legs is actually about traumatic sexual memories because 1576 01:06:25.559 --> 01:06:27.480 it's not a door, it's a bed, and I'm looking 1577 01:06:27.519 --> 01:06:29.199 at it. I'm just like, I know, I don't pick 1578 01:06:29.280 --> 01:06:30.960 up on stuff very often, but it's like, I don't 1579 01:06:31.000 --> 01:06:33.960 know if these are actually intended messages or what that. 1580 01:06:34.480 --> 01:06:36.440 I don't know, but you say, you say it is 1581 01:06:36.440 --> 01:06:38.239 pretty obtuse, I. 1582 01:06:38.159 --> 01:06:40.719 Think, so, I don't think it's literally telling you much 1583 01:06:40.719 --> 01:06:43.239 of anything at all. And most of the notes, like 1584 01:06:43.320 --> 01:06:47.480 I have a note in the game that's like, there's holes. 1585 01:06:47.519 --> 01:06:49.360 I don't know what to do with all these holes. 1586 01:06:49.599 --> 01:06:51.679 I guess I gotta keep digging. And it's like is 1587 01:06:51.719 --> 01:06:54.440 that sex shit. I don't know, Like, I don't know. 1588 01:06:54.320 --> 01:06:56.400 What you want all holes are sex shit. 1589 01:06:56.760 --> 01:07:01.199 It doesn't like some of it is just very obtuse 1590 01:07:01.320 --> 01:07:04.320 and obscure, and I think that that's scary in itself, 1591 01:07:04.400 --> 01:07:08.360 and maybe much like a painting. To an expert, they 1592 01:07:08.360 --> 01:07:12.880 would be like, you see, the flowers are all tiny vaginas, 1593 01:07:12.920 --> 01:07:13.480 and you're. 1594 01:07:13.320 --> 01:07:17.280 Like, oh, they're always tiny vagina. 1595 01:07:18.159 --> 01:07:23.079 But for the people who aren't super understanding of descriptive art, 1596 01:07:23.079 --> 01:07:26.000 we're just like, it looks good, spooky town. 1597 01:07:26.679 --> 01:07:29.639 It's a it's a scary town. It works, it works. 1598 01:07:29.920 --> 01:07:31.760 It works on both levels though, right Like, I think 1599 01:07:31.760 --> 01:07:35.320 that's where like the best stuff it can be interpreted anyway, 1600 01:07:35.360 --> 01:07:37.320 where it's like if someone wants to dive in deep 1601 01:07:37.639 --> 01:07:40.079 and they want to connect the dots, if they want 1602 01:07:40.079 --> 01:07:42.599 to dive into the holes deep, they can enjoy themselves. 1603 01:07:42.639 --> 01:07:44.039 And if they want to just be like, this is 1604 01:07:44.039 --> 01:07:47.159 a foggy, spooky town, if it's fun that way as well, 1605 01:07:47.199 --> 01:07:47.840 that's a good game. 1606 01:07:47.880 --> 01:07:48.360 I'm trying to. 1607 01:07:48.320 --> 01:07:51.159 Think that there's ever been anything in art or otherwise 1608 01:07:51.159 --> 01:07:52.960 that I've interpreted in two different ways. 1609 01:07:53.760 --> 01:07:56.239 Yeah, I mean, I think probably not. 1610 01:08:00.159 --> 01:08:03.400 If you look at it weirdos. There's got to be 1611 01:08:03.440 --> 01:08:05.320 like a movie I love. That's like so clearly a 1612 01:08:05.400 --> 01:08:08.280 metaphor fors like, is the Shining about something beyond me? 1613 01:08:08.280 --> 01:08:09.880 Guy going crazy and wanting to kill his family? 1614 01:08:10.639 --> 01:08:13.000 Uh, I haven't seen the Shining, which I know you 1615 01:08:13.119 --> 01:08:15.679 just see, but but I know I know I'm meant 1616 01:08:15.679 --> 01:08:17.840 to fix that during the Halloween, but I got too busy. 1617 01:08:18.319 --> 01:08:19.640 The Matrix if you don't see that. 1618 01:08:19.640 --> 01:08:23.560 The matrix is a metaphor for like capitalism and people 1619 01:08:23.560 --> 01:08:25.720 being in a system. It's a control. A matrix is 1620 01:08:25.720 --> 01:08:28.319 about control. Yeah, yeah, but like the systems that control. 1621 01:08:28.319 --> 01:08:30.840 It's like for like, like you are just a battery 1622 01:08:31.119 --> 01:08:33.920 charging this other system that's above you. You're just a 1623 01:08:33.960 --> 01:08:36.239 person working in the capitalist system making sure that that 1624 01:08:36.560 --> 01:08:39.479 the system above you could continues to run. But you 1625 01:08:39.520 --> 01:08:42.359 are just replaceable and you don't really matter to it. 1626 01:08:42.359 --> 01:08:44.680 It's yeah, like I did not think about it on 1627 01:08:44.680 --> 01:08:45.000 that level. 1628 01:08:45.039 --> 01:08:47.880 I just thought, right, that's that's the most like in 1629 01:08:47.920 --> 01:08:50.119 your face metaphor movie that you might like. 1630 01:08:50.199 --> 01:08:52.520 I've always seen twenty twenty five times. It's only one 1631 01:08:52.520 --> 01:08:54.159 of my favorite mayvies. You've given it another twenty or 1632 01:08:54.159 --> 01:08:55.840 twenty five, We'll see we thought. 1633 01:08:55.640 --> 01:08:59.159 About that about it with that as a battery. 1634 01:08:59.399 --> 01:09:01.239 I've thought a lot about how cool it was when 1635 01:09:01.239 --> 01:09:04.640 he dodged those bullets, and I don't think deeply about it. 1636 01:09:04.720 --> 01:09:06.520 Yeah, but I think the Matrix is a good example 1637 01:09:06.560 --> 01:09:08.239 of like that shiit just rules. 1638 01:09:08.319 --> 01:09:10.960 Yeah, that's just a good action movie. Who cares? But 1639 01:09:11.119 --> 01:09:13.439 also then I do care and I can enjoy both ways. 1640 01:09:13.479 --> 01:09:16.079 That's all is face off a metaphor for something. 1641 01:09:16.439 --> 01:09:19.039 Uh, I mean yeah, because like like what really makes 1642 01:09:19.079 --> 01:09:21.439 a person a criminal versus a cop? And if you 1643 01:09:21.479 --> 01:09:24.199 were to swap bodies, like, like do you do you 1644 01:09:24.239 --> 01:09:26.079 take on some of the characteristics of the criminal that 1645 01:09:26.079 --> 01:09:28.399 you've been chasing? Like what really separates these two men 1646 01:09:28.840 --> 01:09:31.960 if you put him in his body? Like what remains 1647 01:09:32.000 --> 01:09:34.560 that is good and what remained what becomes evil in him? 1648 01:09:34.600 --> 01:09:35.159 And stuff like that. 1649 01:09:35.239 --> 01:09:38.800 Yeah, that's a classic trope in a cop versus robber 1650 01:09:38.880 --> 01:09:39.800 fiction sort of stuff. 1651 01:09:39.880 --> 01:09:43.600 Yeah, record, how about any zombie movie about how the 1652 01:09:43.640 --> 01:09:45.000 real enemies are the people? 1653 01:09:45.439 --> 01:09:46.359 Yes, they're faster. 1654 01:09:47.159 --> 01:09:47.359 Yeah. 1655 01:09:47.399 --> 01:09:49.880 Maybe that's why I don't think I like metaphors most 1656 01:09:49.880 --> 01:09:51.880 of the time, because I remember, like Walking Dead, I 1657 01:09:51.920 --> 01:09:53.880 hated that game so much when everybody was given a 1658 01:09:53.880 --> 01:09:55.000 game of the year and it's. 1659 01:09:54.880 --> 01:09:56.800 Like, oh, it's so deep though, because it's like Whe're 1660 01:09:56.840 --> 01:09:58.279 the you know, wh're the Walking Dead. It's like I 1661 01:09:58.279 --> 01:10:00.199 was shut up, like I think I just love that, 1662 01:10:00.359 --> 01:10:01.680 you know, yeah shut up? 1663 01:10:02.079 --> 01:10:05.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah, huh okay, Well SHO got a certain 1664 01:10:05.840 --> 01:10:06.640 thing about that with the matrix. 1665 01:10:06.640 --> 01:10:08.399 I bet there's like papers written about it or something. 1666 01:10:08.920 --> 01:10:12.399 Yeah, there definitely are. Yeah, the whole bocks in fact, Yeah. 1667 01:10:12.239 --> 01:10:14.199 Huh I already yeah, like that movie love maybe they'd 1668 01:10:14.199 --> 01:10:16.079 be a fun when to look at you again. 1669 01:10:16.119 --> 01:10:18.520 The point is, if you don't find that stuff enjoyable, 1670 01:10:18.560 --> 01:10:19.159 don't do it. 1671 01:10:19.239 --> 01:10:20.439 Don't force it interesting. 1672 01:10:20.680 --> 01:10:23.600 Like I'm not considered that there was that much more 1673 01:10:23.640 --> 01:10:24.840 to it than cool action. 1674 01:10:25.479 --> 01:10:28.199 I find it very entertaining to like because it feels 1675 01:10:28.199 --> 01:10:30.159 like I'm like almost playing a game with the movie 1676 01:10:30.479 --> 01:10:32.880 or the book or whatever, where it's like, uh, I 1677 01:10:33.239 --> 01:10:35.359 get to engage with their throwing out there. I could 1678 01:10:35.359 --> 01:10:37.880 see how I feel about it and and try to think, 1679 01:10:38.159 --> 01:10:39.399 are there deeper connections here? 1680 01:10:39.399 --> 01:10:40.720 And I'm like exploring the space. 1681 01:10:40.760 --> 01:10:44.199 But also if it's a good action movie on top 1682 01:10:44.239 --> 01:10:46.720 of that or whatever, if it's doing good genre stuff, 1683 01:10:46.760 --> 01:10:48.079 then I'll just enjoy that as well. 1684 01:10:48.439 --> 01:10:49.640 Do you think if I went to class in film 1685 01:10:49.680 --> 01:10:52.359 school I would know this stuff? I don't know. I 1686 01:10:52.399 --> 01:10:53.600 do have I did go to film school. 1687 01:10:54.119 --> 01:10:55.319 Yeah, you did go and you got it. Well, no, 1688 01:10:55.359 --> 01:10:56.680 you didn't just go to film school. You have a 1689 01:10:56.680 --> 01:11:00.960 film I agree you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I don't know. Again, 1690 01:11:01.000 --> 01:11:02.720 I think a lot of stuff comes down to just 1691 01:11:02.720 --> 01:11:06.560 how like when you hand something to somebody, Uh, they're 1692 01:11:06.600 --> 01:11:07.319 going to. 1693 01:11:07.039 --> 01:11:09.000 React the way they react because of who they are. 1694 01:11:09.039 --> 01:11:10.079 And I don't know if you're. 1695 01:11:09.840 --> 01:11:12.960 Meaning so nice about this fucking film degree and you 1696 01:11:13.000 --> 01:11:15.920 don't know what a metaphor is. 1697 01:11:16.079 --> 01:11:18.600 I don't know them when I see them. I don't 1698 01:11:18.680 --> 01:11:19.279 think you do. 1699 01:11:19.359 --> 01:11:21.319 Then I don't know if you've really. 1700 01:11:21.039 --> 01:11:22.039 Played another thing. 1701 01:11:22.039 --> 01:11:24.640 It is a thing, but it's representing another thing sneaky style. 1702 01:11:27.760 --> 01:11:29.560 But I believe I did read that in some of 1703 01:11:29.600 --> 01:11:32.119 the theory that I read. Yeah, if that. 1704 01:11:32.159 --> 01:11:34.439 Was a paper, I would have given you a D minus. 1705 01:11:35.279 --> 01:11:37.680 I fleshed it out and pat it out and take 1706 01:11:37.920 --> 01:11:39.319 line spacing to make it a paper. 1707 01:11:39.359 --> 01:11:42.159 You know, In this paper, I am going to show 1708 01:11:42.159 --> 01:11:45.039 you how the thing and a thing disguised as another 1709 01:11:45.159 --> 01:11:46.800 thing is what. 1710 01:11:46.800 --> 01:11:48.840 We should maybe try to do I think I have 1711 01:11:49.079 --> 01:11:52.000 a folder in my drive of all my old papers 1712 01:11:52.000 --> 01:11:54.119 that I did actually do, and I think I wrote 1713 01:11:54.119 --> 01:11:56.000 a paper about fight Club and how deep it was. 1714 01:11:56.760 --> 01:12:01.239 I might be setting it almost as good as Ernest 1715 01:12:01.319 --> 01:12:02.279 Klein's poetry. 1716 01:12:02.279 --> 01:12:04.880 I bet yeah, I might be setting myself up for 1717 01:12:04.960 --> 01:12:07.399 a Mike Mahardy style embarrassing old. 1718 01:12:07.199 --> 01:12:08.560 Piece of writing here. But let me see. 1719 01:12:10.159 --> 01:12:13.279 Okay, sorry, let me tess, Well, I'm looking for this. 1720 01:12:13.439 --> 01:12:15.880 I will be able to find it. Let's toss over 1721 01:12:15.960 --> 01:12:17.920 to grub. You've been playing Rise of the Golden Idol. 1722 01:12:18.399 --> 01:12:19.159 Yeah. Yeah. 1723 01:12:19.239 --> 01:12:22.640 I started before my vacation, and I am any time 1724 01:12:22.640 --> 01:12:25.560 for games. I'm a vacation. Came back and was like, okay, 1725 01:12:25.600 --> 01:12:27.479 I gotta like. I was in the middle of this 1726 01:12:27.600 --> 01:12:29.640 auction scene. Let me see if I get piece things. 1727 01:12:29.479 --> 01:12:32.600 Together that kind of had. It's really good. They gotta 1728 01:12:32.640 --> 01:12:34.439 they do a cool thing with like, hey, the time 1729 01:12:34.520 --> 01:12:35.039 is different. 1730 01:12:35.079 --> 01:12:38.319 And then I started realizing the whole chapter had some 1731 01:12:38.479 --> 01:12:40.439 like time markers and dates, so that I had to 1732 01:12:40.439 --> 01:12:41.640 start piecing that stuff together. 1733 01:12:41.680 --> 01:12:42.560 That was really fun. 1734 01:12:43.880 --> 01:12:47.319 The game is incredible still, I really like it, but 1735 01:12:47.399 --> 01:12:49.439 it is maybe a little bit more difficult to play 1736 01:12:49.680 --> 01:12:51.600 when I'm like I do have the kids around, and 1737 01:12:51.640 --> 01:12:53.640 it's like, oh, they need something. I got to put 1738 01:12:53.680 --> 01:12:55.399 this down and come back to it. And so I'm 1739 01:12:55.399 --> 01:12:57.800 playing in like twenty minute chunks a lot of times, 1740 01:12:57.920 --> 01:13:00.239 and I I'm not a note taker, and a lot 1741 01:13:00.239 --> 01:13:01.800 of stuff I don't take notes. I try to like 1742 01:13:01.880 --> 01:13:03.600 keep it all in my head, which I'm i am 1743 01:13:03.680 --> 01:13:06.840 admittedly also bad at, but like I try to, and 1744 01:13:06.920 --> 01:13:10.279 so when they come, it's like that all comes tumbling 1745 01:13:10.359 --> 01:13:12.600 down and just seeps out my ears. And I have 1746 01:13:12.640 --> 01:13:14.520 to like start from scratch a lot of times when 1747 01:13:14.520 --> 01:13:16.640 I come back. But that could be helpful because now 1748 01:13:16.640 --> 01:13:18.760 I'm like looking at stuff from a new direction, and 1749 01:13:18.800 --> 01:13:20.319 that has occasionally caused me. 1750 01:13:20.279 --> 01:13:22.239 To have some insights I did not have before. 1751 01:13:22.439 --> 01:13:24.520 Yeah, I would find like I wouldn't start a new 1752 01:13:24.560 --> 01:13:26.680 one unless it's like, all right, I have at least 1753 01:13:26.680 --> 01:13:28.560 an hour here to really spend some time with this, 1754 01:13:28.680 --> 01:13:30.399 because like if I leave for a couple days and 1755 01:13:30.439 --> 01:13:32.640 come back, I'm gonna forget everything, and like I wish 1756 01:13:32.640 --> 01:13:34.680 it would just organized a little bit better, where it's 1757 01:13:34.680 --> 01:13:36.640 like you know, you saw something on one index card 1758 01:13:36.680 --> 01:13:39.880 or piece of paper or something forever go and then 1759 01:13:40.039 --> 01:13:42.359 you you lose track, and it's just like, how do 1760 01:13:42.399 --> 01:13:44.159 I like It's not there's not like a filing system 1761 01:13:44.159 --> 01:13:45.199 that works really well, you know. 1762 01:13:45.479 --> 01:13:47.560 Right, Yeah, so it's like I have to like, I know, 1763 01:13:47.640 --> 01:13:49.439 I saw that somewhere, so let's go see where I 1764 01:13:49.439 --> 01:13:51.960 can find it. And that could be a little frustrating 1765 01:13:51.960 --> 01:13:53.640 at times, but mostly I'm just like, no, I think 1766 01:13:53.640 --> 01:13:55.880 it's here, and if it's not there, it's like, okay, 1767 01:13:55.880 --> 01:13:57.680 then it's probably there and so I'll find it. But 1768 01:13:57.720 --> 01:14:00.479 I just I mean, I really appreciate the way the 1769 01:14:00.479 --> 01:14:02.800 game makes you feel like a detective because like there 1770 01:14:02.800 --> 01:14:05.720 are this is like you know, just the oh, this 1771 01:14:05.760 --> 01:14:08.039 neighbor lists next to this person, his house is white, 1772 01:14:08.079 --> 01:14:09.880 and all this stuff. It's one of those logic games, 1773 01:14:10.279 --> 01:14:12.760 but by making it a video game, even a static 1774 01:14:12.800 --> 01:14:16.720 scene video game, it could do so much visually and 1775 01:14:17.079 --> 01:14:19.760 just make you feel like when you notice something that matters, 1776 01:14:20.079 --> 01:14:22.720 that you are someone that's paying attention and you are 1777 01:14:22.760 --> 01:14:25.520 in that detective mindset. And every time one of those 1778 01:14:25.560 --> 01:14:28.760 revelations hits, it never gets old for me. So yeah, 1779 01:14:28.760 --> 01:14:31.279 I continue to be like, yeah, these are my kinds 1780 01:14:31.279 --> 01:14:34.880 of games, very much into it, really enjoying it. Still, 1781 01:14:35.159 --> 01:14:38.680 what chapter you on I just got I'm like a 1782 01:14:38.680 --> 01:14:40.920 little bit into chapter three now, because again I put 1783 01:14:40.960 --> 01:14:42.439 it down a week and a half ago and haven't 1784 01:14:42.439 --> 01:14:43.880 been able to touch it, and so I'm like, I 1785 01:14:44.000 --> 01:14:45.800 just got into chapter three earlier today. 1786 01:14:46.439 --> 01:14:47.840 Have you played much on the steam deck or you 1787 01:14:47.880 --> 01:14:50.479 mainly like on a computer? Almost all on the steam Deck? 1788 01:14:50.520 --> 01:14:52.199 Actually I play you know, I did play some of 1789 01:14:52.239 --> 01:14:53.920 the computer today, but mostly all on the steam Deck. 1790 01:14:53.960 --> 01:14:56.239 I just switched over to the touch Bad turned it 1791 01:14:56.239 --> 01:14:57.479 into a mouse and it works. 1792 01:14:57.479 --> 01:14:57.720 Well. 1793 01:14:58.279 --> 01:15:00.239 Oh yeah, you're doing touch Bad Okay. Yeah, I was 1794 01:15:00.279 --> 01:15:01.560 going back and forth and trying to get like the 1795 01:15:01.600 --> 01:15:03.600 stick working well. And then also the track pad seem 1796 01:15:03.600 --> 01:15:05.000 the track pad was the best bet with like R 1797 01:15:05.039 --> 01:15:07.479 two as the clicking drag basically. 1798 01:15:07.479 --> 01:15:09.199 Yeah, yeah, if I want to just click quick, I'll 1799 01:15:09.239 --> 01:15:10.880 just click in the track bab. But if I need 1800 01:15:10.880 --> 01:15:13.439 to drag something, I'm using the R two. Yeah sure, 1801 01:15:13.600 --> 01:15:16.640 And it's it's worth great. You know, It's not as 1802 01:15:16.680 --> 01:15:19.279 intuitive as using a mouse, but for having it on 1803 01:15:19.279 --> 01:15:20.399 the go and be able to keep it with me 1804 01:15:20.439 --> 01:15:22.680 and treating it like a little novel or whatever, it's 1805 01:15:22.720 --> 01:15:26.159 been good for that. But yeah, I just I hope 1806 01:15:26.159 --> 01:15:27.479 they make a ton of these. They're apparently are going 1807 01:15:27.520 --> 01:15:29.720 to put a ton of DLC for this game next year, 1808 01:15:29.920 --> 01:15:31.319 so I'll be there for all of it. 1809 01:15:31.560 --> 01:15:33.479 I never did the DLC for the last one, and like, 1810 01:15:33.520 --> 01:15:35.239 I do feel like by the end of this one, 1811 01:15:35.279 --> 01:15:37.319 it was so kind of difficult, and I kind of 1812 01:15:37.359 --> 01:15:39.000 just looked up a couple of the like last ones 1813 01:15:39.279 --> 01:15:40.720 that I would love to go back to the first 1814 01:15:40.720 --> 01:15:43.119 game's DLC and just be like, Okay, let's I'd like 1815 01:15:43.159 --> 01:15:44.520 to go back to like a simpler one, you know. 1816 01:15:45.000 --> 01:15:45.239 Yeah. 1817 01:15:45.319 --> 01:15:48.239 I also like, I'm like, I'm into the lore of 1818 01:15:48.359 --> 01:15:50.199 the games in a way that I don't usually get 1819 01:15:50.239 --> 01:15:52.439 into with these kinds of things. But I'm like, I 1820 01:15:52.520 --> 01:15:54.920 recognize this guy from the last game, and I wonder, 1821 01:15:55.039 --> 01:15:56.680 like what happened here? I wonder if some of that 1822 01:15:56.680 --> 01:15:58.760 stuff is covered in the DLC. So I'm going to 1823 01:15:58.760 --> 01:16:00.760 go back and play that too. I played something. I 1824 01:16:00.760 --> 01:16:02.039 started it, but I didn't finish it. 1825 01:16:02.479 --> 01:16:02.840 Nice. 1826 01:16:03.840 --> 01:16:07.680 All right, Mary, you you're still working specifically on Mortal 1827 01:16:07.880 --> 01:16:08.760 in UFO fifty. 1828 01:16:09.359 --> 01:16:13.159 Yeah, have you done one yet? 1829 01:16:14.000 --> 01:16:15.079 I do? 1830 01:16:16.119 --> 01:16:19.000 Let's do uh? I only have a couple. I got 1831 01:16:19.000 --> 01:16:19.399 a couple. 1832 01:16:19.479 --> 01:16:20.720 I don't have a lot more to say about call 1833 01:16:20.760 --> 01:16:22.520 of Duty other than what I've said before is that 1834 01:16:22.560 --> 01:16:24.279 it's just absolutely fantastic. 1835 01:16:24.560 --> 01:16:26.439 Did I hear you or see you say that you 1836 01:16:26.479 --> 01:16:28.439 got the shark skin? Maybe it was in chat this morning. 1837 01:16:28.720 --> 01:16:28.880 Skin. 1838 01:16:28.920 --> 01:16:30.760 I'm a big shark man with a suit now and 1839 01:16:30.800 --> 01:16:34.039 I've got guns that have water on him. It's very stupid, 1840 01:16:34.039 --> 01:16:35.960 and I love it very much. So my two guys 1841 01:16:36.000 --> 01:16:38.399 are I'm Peter storm Mayer on the left faction and 1842 01:16:38.439 --> 01:16:41.399 I'm a sharkman on the right, and it's the right level. 1843 01:16:41.199 --> 01:16:43.439 Of stupid for me. I think it's fantastic. I like 1844 01:16:43.479 --> 01:16:43.920 that a lot. 1845 01:16:44.000 --> 01:16:46.640 And then we streamed a little bit of Zombies on 1846 01:16:46.720 --> 01:16:48.600 Giant Bomb, and that seemed very fun in a way 1847 01:16:48.600 --> 01:16:51.119 that like I didn't really ever gravitate towards zombies, but 1848 01:16:51.399 --> 01:16:54.119 this felt really fleshed out and solid, so I kind 1849 01:16:54.119 --> 01:16:56.399 of want to do more of it. But yeah, that's 1850 01:16:56.439 --> 01:16:57.880 just update that like that is one of the main 1851 01:16:57.920 --> 01:17:01.600 games I'm playing right now. But the main game I've 1852 01:17:01.600 --> 01:17:04.039 been playing the last three days is I am fully 1853 01:17:04.119 --> 01:17:06.960 back into the Vampire Survivor's hole to the point where 1854 01:17:06.960 --> 01:17:09.640 it's like, this is now the fourth time I've restarted 1855 01:17:09.640 --> 01:17:12.479 this game, and I had gone through all of this 1856 01:17:12.560 --> 01:17:16.319 and all the DLC on Xbox, on one Steam account 1857 01:17:16.640 --> 01:17:20.399 and on switch. I believe I probably put over thirty 1858 01:17:20.439 --> 01:17:23.319 hours maybe upwards of fifty sixty on the PC before. 1859 01:17:23.880 --> 01:17:25.960 But I have a different Steam account now with all 1860 01:17:26.000 --> 01:17:27.920 the DLC on it. So I had to restart, and 1861 01:17:27.960 --> 01:17:29.000 I was like, well, I got to get all the 1862 01:17:29.039 --> 01:17:30.760 other the old stuff before I go to Castlelvania. I 1863 01:17:30.800 --> 01:17:33.279 don't want to go in there, you know, like ncapped here. 1864 01:17:33.479 --> 01:17:35.479 So I've been going through all the old stuff. There's 1865 01:17:35.520 --> 01:17:38.239 like three hundred fucking challenges I'm doing like one by 1866 01:17:38.239 --> 01:17:40.479 one by one by one, and also like dipping out 1867 01:17:40.479 --> 01:17:42.760 of the Castlevania stage every once in a while. The 1868 01:17:42.800 --> 01:17:45.439 Castlevania stuff is so cool. It is this giant map 1869 01:17:45.520 --> 01:17:48.119 that's designed after it's all like the classically here's the 1870 01:17:48.119 --> 01:17:51.640 clock tower, here's you know, all these outside the castle, 1871 01:17:51.720 --> 01:17:54.439 inside the castle, going up the stairs to where Dracula is. 1872 01:17:54.479 --> 01:17:56.520 It's very like Symphony seems to be the one that 1873 01:17:56.600 --> 01:17:59.720 draws most you know, inspiration from which makes sense. And 1874 01:17:59.800 --> 01:18:02.600 there's so many characters unlock all the weapons, the evolutions. 1875 01:18:02.640 --> 01:18:05.359 It's like more than the base game had, so it's 1876 01:18:05.439 --> 01:18:07.880 it is just one map, but it's huge and has 1877 01:18:08.119 --> 01:18:10.600 numerous like almost stages to it where it's like you 1878 01:18:10.640 --> 01:18:12.399 beat this boss fight and then you get this item 1879 01:18:12.560 --> 01:18:14.319 that'll unlock this door, and then you can move past 1880 01:18:14.359 --> 01:18:16.640 and unlocks like a warp zone, like an actual Castlevania 1881 01:18:16.800 --> 01:18:18.880 where it's unlocking the different warp zones. So now I 1882 01:18:18.880 --> 01:18:21.159 can just warp and go straight to the clock tower 1883 01:18:21.199 --> 01:18:24.279 instead of having to fight my way there. So it's 1884 01:18:24.399 --> 01:18:26.640 just I'm fully on board again, planning on the Steam 1885 01:18:26.680 --> 01:18:28.760 deck a lot. I'm gonna be on a flight tomorrow 1886 01:18:28.760 --> 01:18:30.399 and I just can't wait to like have it melt 1887 01:18:30.439 --> 01:18:33.039 away in no time with the Vampire Survivors. So I 1888 01:18:33.640 --> 01:18:36.439 really think this is one of my favorite games in 1889 01:18:36.479 --> 01:18:39.159 the last ten years at this point that I can 1890 01:18:39.199 --> 01:18:41.359 keep picking it up and starting it brand new and 1891 01:18:41.640 --> 01:18:43.520 having just so much fun with it. But it's so 1892 01:18:43.720 --> 01:18:47.159 finally tuned to like being the most dewey, dopamine bullshit 1893 01:18:47.199 --> 01:18:48.720 game in the world, and I love. 1894 01:18:48.560 --> 01:18:48.960 It for it. 1895 01:18:49.399 --> 01:18:54.079 Yeah, what do you think the metaphor is of Vampire Survivors, Like, 1896 01:18:54.159 --> 01:18:55.000 what's it saying. 1897 01:18:57.880 --> 01:19:01.000 I think the game is saying that video games are fun, huh, 1898 01:19:01.520 --> 01:19:05.720 And I don't think there are any metaphors with vampire fiction. 1899 01:19:07.039 --> 01:19:08.159 No, never haspend. 1900 01:19:08.319 --> 01:19:12.880 No, that's the crazy thing about vampires. There's no metaphor. 1901 01:19:13.159 --> 01:19:17.279 They just are sarcasm. So I'm gonna guess it's a 1902 01:19:17.319 --> 01:19:23.359 sex thing. mPire is a sex thing occasionally. 1903 01:19:23.600 --> 01:19:26.680 Look maybe just like one let me dial it back. 1904 01:19:26.720 --> 01:19:29.279 I've read bram Stoker's Dracula. I love that book. Do 1905 01:19:29.319 --> 01:19:31.560 you think bram Stoker in his mind when he was 1906 01:19:31.560 --> 01:19:34.279 thinking about this Dracula ords like, I'm gonna it's about sex? 1907 01:19:34.319 --> 01:19:38.640 Really, I think that it doesn't matter in that case 1908 01:19:38.680 --> 01:19:42.840 because because humans are so like saturated in sexual desire 1909 01:19:42.880 --> 01:19:45.319 that almost anything they create, that stuff comes through. And 1910 01:19:45.319 --> 01:19:48.439 when you deal with characters that are like taking fluids 1911 01:19:48.439 --> 01:19:50.439 from another human being and that's like their main way 1912 01:19:50.479 --> 01:19:54.479 of doing things, like there is a inherent sexual sexuality 1913 01:19:54.520 --> 01:19:56.159 to that stuff, fluid. 1914 01:19:55.720 --> 01:19:56.359 From each other. 1915 01:19:56.479 --> 01:20:00.359 Dan, But not if bram Stoker didn't mean that, now 1916 01:20:00.439 --> 01:20:02.199 that doesn't someone just being filthy? 1917 01:20:02.800 --> 01:20:06.039 No, that doesn't matter, especially in that case that do 1918 01:20:06.039 --> 01:20:08.199 you want to hear if I could always come up 1919 01:20:08.199 --> 01:20:10.760 I feel like with a bullshit metaphor for anything, right. 1920 01:20:10.640 --> 01:20:12.600 So it's like, tell me why the rock is about 1921 01:20:13.640 --> 01:20:14.279 blow jobs? 1922 01:20:15.239 --> 01:20:18.319 Well, Okay, that's that's not exactly what I meant for. 1923 01:20:19.920 --> 01:20:22.319 I was pretty cocky. I could do anything with a metaphor. 1924 01:20:22.399 --> 01:20:24.039 I was saying, I could come up with a metaphor 1925 01:20:24.079 --> 01:20:27.239 for Vampire Survivors right where it's like, it's not not 1926 01:20:27.279 --> 01:20:30.199 about like the set dressing. It's about like, okay, a 1927 01:20:30.239 --> 01:20:32.680 game where you you move around like like in the 1928 01:20:32.720 --> 01:20:36.039 same way that jazz Can doesn't have like lyrics, right, 1929 01:20:36.039 --> 01:20:37.600 but you it still makes you feel stuff and like 1930 01:20:37.640 --> 01:20:40.399 it begin makes your brain feel things when you're playing 1931 01:20:40.399 --> 01:20:42.560 this game. It's like, Okay, it's my relationship to moving 1932 01:20:42.600 --> 01:20:47.039 through space and trying to manage the onslought of just 1933 01:20:47.199 --> 01:20:50.720 never ending stress. And that's very much like life and 1934 01:20:50.720 --> 01:20:53.159 and and like your ability to be able to take 1935 01:20:53.199 --> 01:20:55.199 all that information at one time and move around it 1936 01:20:55.239 --> 01:20:57.800 and become like move with the flow of that energy 1937 01:20:57.800 --> 01:21:00.000 and move around things. You get to the get into 1938 01:21:00.119 --> 01:21:02.600 that feeling. And that could be very similar to like, Okay, 1939 01:21:02.640 --> 01:21:04.439 if I just sort of let things go in life 1940 01:21:04.479 --> 01:21:06.279 and I try to move with the flow. This is 1941 01:21:06.359 --> 01:21:09.119 replicating that to a certain degree. And I definitely feel 1942 01:21:09.119 --> 01:21:11.039 that way with games like that or Tetris. 1943 01:21:11.239 --> 01:21:11.520 Uh. 1944 01:21:11.600 --> 01:21:13.520 And yeah, that's the kind of thing where I would 1945 01:21:13.520 --> 01:21:15.039 beg I like to think about that sort of. 1946 01:21:15.039 --> 01:21:17.600 Thing with games like this. But did poncol plan On 1947 01:21:17.680 --> 01:21:23.800 that guy mean that one? Actually yes, really, yeah, I. 1948 01:21:23.720 --> 01:21:25.560 Didn't feel that the creator didn't intend it. It's just 1949 01:21:25.560 --> 01:21:26.840 people saying a bunch of words. 1950 01:21:27.079 --> 01:21:29.760 But that's the thing is we're talking about the art 1951 01:21:29.880 --> 01:21:32.680 and the artist and then the interpretation of the art. 1952 01:21:32.600 --> 01:21:35.159 So then wrong if it wasn't intended. 1953 01:21:35.039 --> 01:21:37.520 It's not that's actually not accurate because once the art 1954 01:21:37.560 --> 01:21:40.039 is in the world, the interpretation can take on a 1955 01:21:40.079 --> 01:21:40.800 life of its own. 1956 01:21:41.079 --> 01:21:43.079 Like, yeah, all that matters to me is how I 1957 01:21:43.079 --> 01:21:45.439 feel like. I don't care what he made it. 1958 01:21:45.439 --> 01:21:47.680 It doesn't matter what the art. It does matter what 1959 01:21:47.720 --> 01:21:50.680 the artist intended. But at some point how you interpret 1960 01:21:50.720 --> 01:21:53.479 the art wins because it's in. 1961 01:21:53.439 --> 01:21:56.560 A way that I interpret the matrix without understanding any 1962 01:21:56.520 --> 01:21:58.960 of what it's trying to sell. Yes, I'm interpreting it 1963 01:21:59.000 --> 01:22:00.279 in my own reality. 1964 01:22:01.960 --> 01:22:06.079 All writers are crying when they realized that they cannot 1965 01:22:06.239 --> 01:22:08.319 get the message through to you. 1966 01:22:08.399 --> 01:22:11.840 Yeah, all writers, huh, I know what it's like to 1967 01:22:11.880 --> 01:22:13.880 be a writer. I held up two of my books that. 1968 01:22:13.840 --> 01:22:17.359 I put out. Those are c minus. 1969 01:22:18.760 --> 01:22:22.439 Someone who's put out books and has maybe the authority 1970 01:22:22.439 --> 01:22:26.079 on this podcast about this author, we'll. 1971 01:22:25.920 --> 01:22:29.319 See after we read that review on what the theme 1972 01:22:29.359 --> 01:22:30.279 of fight Club was. 1973 01:22:30.359 --> 01:22:31.840 I got a point. I can't find them on this computer. 1974 01:22:31.880 --> 01:22:34.079 I think it's not a hard drive right here, But okay, 1975 01:22:34.239 --> 01:22:36.079 maybe the break, I'll plug it in because I bet 1976 01:22:36.119 --> 01:22:37.079 it's real bad. 1977 01:22:39.239 --> 01:22:43.159 During the break, I'll grab it real quick. All right, cool? 1978 01:22:43.560 --> 01:22:46.600 That was me talking about Castle Vania, and then real 1979 01:22:46.720 --> 01:22:48.279 quick before we go to you up at fifty, I'll 1980 01:22:48.279 --> 01:22:52.840 just mentioned like a post mortem here Astrobot, because you know, 1981 01:22:52.880 --> 01:22:56.000 we talked since we found out this game existed, specifically 1982 01:22:56.000 --> 01:22:58.439 like grab an Eye, Manati and then others that wanted 1983 01:22:58.479 --> 01:23:02.399 to speed run it. What are your thoughts now that 1984 01:23:02.439 --> 01:23:04.520 it's all said and done, grubcause I know you kind 1985 01:23:04.520 --> 01:23:06.640 of fell off. I don't know if you intend I'm 1986 01:23:06.640 --> 01:23:07.159 going back in. 1987 01:23:07.479 --> 01:23:07.720 I do. 1988 01:23:07.840 --> 01:23:10.840 Yeah, I just got super busy, yeah, because it was 1989 01:23:10.840 --> 01:23:12.199 like when I was playing, it was like all my 1990 01:23:12.319 --> 01:23:15.000 time was going towards that, and I couldn't like maintain. 1991 01:23:15.039 --> 01:23:17.920 Next I went to your house, we did the fundraiser, 1992 01:23:18.159 --> 01:23:21.359 and since then it's been hard to make it make 1993 01:23:21.399 --> 01:23:22.720 sense because I'm like I knew I had the Disney 1994 01:23:22.760 --> 01:23:24.680 trip coming up, and there were other stuff happening with 1995 01:23:24.720 --> 01:23:26.560 work that we have, all these meetings and stuff like that. 1996 01:23:26.720 --> 01:23:30.199 So it got to a point where it was like, Okay, 1997 01:23:30.319 --> 01:23:32.359 I need to like wait until we get on the 1998 01:23:32.359 --> 01:23:34.119 other side of this. And in my mind it was 1999 01:23:34.159 --> 01:23:35.840 like when I get back from Disney's, now I'm here 2000 01:23:35.920 --> 01:23:38.279 and I'm like, Okay, I have three levels that I 2001 01:23:38.319 --> 01:23:39.840 need to spend a lot of time with. I'll just 2002 01:23:39.880 --> 01:23:41.520 go in there, I'll play them, I'll try to set 2003 01:23:41.560 --> 01:23:44.319 a good time and all those see where I land 2004 01:23:44.479 --> 01:23:48.319 on the global leader board, and then start looking for 2005 01:23:48.359 --> 01:23:50.159 places where I can draw time and try to get 2006 01:23:50.199 --> 01:23:51.880 down as much as possible. 2007 01:23:52.520 --> 01:23:56.000 Where are you at, like globally for that overarching leaderboard? 2008 01:23:56.000 --> 01:23:57.039 Do you now last I played? 2009 01:23:57.079 --> 01:23:58.800 It was like a day or two after that last 2010 01:23:58.880 --> 01:24:01.600 level came out and I did break into the top 2011 01:24:01.720 --> 01:24:05.239 hundred of the overall and then I think pretty quickly, 2012 01:24:05.239 --> 01:24:05.800 I think within a. 2013 01:24:05.760 --> 01:24:07.359 Few hours that first day I fell out. 2014 01:24:07.800 --> 01:24:09.359 So if I were to guess, I'm probably between like 2015 01:24:09.399 --> 01:24:12.880 three hundred and five hundred right now TOTA. But yeah, 2016 01:24:12.960 --> 01:24:15.319 I'm so glad that they added that cumulative thing, because 2017 01:24:15.319 --> 01:24:17.079 that is something where it's like huge, Oh for now 2018 01:24:17.079 --> 01:24:18.359 I can hang my hat on it. We're like, oh 2019 01:24:18.399 --> 01:24:19.880 you might, you know, Betelly, you might have me beat 2020 01:24:19.920 --> 01:24:22.359 on this one, but cumulatively, you know, like I'm the 2021 01:24:22.399 --> 01:24:23.079 real winner here. 2022 01:24:23.119 --> 01:24:25.359 So yeah, exactly, Yeah, And it's true because I like 2023 01:24:25.399 --> 01:24:27.479 that's a big part of It's like having the ability 2024 01:24:27.520 --> 01:24:29.279 to like perform in all the levels is something that 2025 01:24:29.319 --> 01:24:32.000 I think I treasure as well. So I'm gonna I'm 2026 01:24:32.000 --> 01:24:33.760 going back into it. I want to play a lot 2027 01:24:33.760 --> 01:24:35.800 of it. It might play a lot over Thanksgiving break here, 2028 01:24:35.800 --> 01:24:38.680 we got some days off. I might try to, like, yeah, 2029 01:24:38.720 --> 01:24:41.000 get something done there. That's one where it's like now 2030 01:24:41.359 --> 01:24:43.039 and then it's all out. I could just stream that 2031 01:24:43.119 --> 01:24:45.600 and play those levels over and over again. So might 2032 01:24:45.640 --> 01:24:47.720 try to make that happen. But I like how I 2033 01:24:47.720 --> 01:24:49.600 feel about it overall is like I think they did 2034 01:24:49.600 --> 01:24:52.960 a pretty good job. I like all the levels they had. 2035 01:24:53.039 --> 01:24:55.119 I think that they played around with the gimmicks in 2036 01:24:55.159 --> 01:24:57.640 the right way. They used the nice spread of different 2037 01:24:57.720 --> 01:25:00.319 kinds of tricks, and then they had like tricks within 2038 01:25:00.399 --> 01:25:04.279 those levels of like okay, think about using the ice 2039 01:25:04.319 --> 01:25:06.359 skating stuff in a way that you didn't before. 2040 01:25:06.760 --> 01:25:09.720 It's like yeah, okay, fantastic elements in the environment. This 2041 01:25:09.800 --> 01:25:11.720 whale will bop your head up, you know, yeah. 2042 01:25:11.560 --> 01:25:14.199 Yep, and having them like clearly like, oh they thought 2043 01:25:14.199 --> 01:25:16.239 about all this stuff and they built a really cool 2044 01:25:16.319 --> 01:25:18.920 speed running level. It's uh, you don't get that from 2045 01:25:18.920 --> 01:25:21.560 a lot of big developers where they take their games. 2046 01:25:21.800 --> 01:25:24.439 They're made one way and like, let's think about it. 2047 01:25:24.439 --> 01:25:26.359 If you're trying to do this as fast as possible, 2048 01:25:26.399 --> 01:25:28.960 like really as fast as possible, what could we do here? 2049 01:25:29.239 --> 01:25:31.399 And they did and they do what they did with 2050 01:25:31.399 --> 01:25:34.319 the entire game. They made an amazing experience that you 2051 01:25:34.399 --> 01:25:35.640 just kind of can't get anywhere else. 2052 01:25:35.880 --> 01:25:37.520 Oh yeah, yeah, I think we're of the same mind 2053 01:25:37.520 --> 01:25:39.079 about it, and I would love to if you get 2054 01:25:39.079 --> 01:25:41.399 into those later levels, I'd love to get back. 2055 01:25:41.239 --> 01:25:42.760 Down there and go against you. Yeah, it's happened. I 2056 01:25:42.800 --> 01:25:44.600 think let's let's start it back up again. 2057 01:25:44.680 --> 01:25:48.279 Yeah, it was one more speed challenges between the two 2058 01:25:48.319 --> 01:25:50.399 of you, Like who who's who. 2059 01:25:50.199 --> 01:25:51.199 Has more number ones. 2060 01:25:51.520 --> 01:25:54.279 Now I'll break k fave a little bit here and 2061 01:25:54.279 --> 01:25:56.600 say that I have bullshitted and acted like I've beaten 2062 01:25:56.680 --> 01:25:58.560 grub at elements of the first Asterbot. 2063 01:25:58.680 --> 01:26:00.520 Nobody can be grub I brought this up just to 2064 01:26:00.600 --> 01:26:01.039 hurt you. 2065 01:26:01.119 --> 01:26:03.720 Well, no, that was just a preference. I was going 2066 01:26:03.800 --> 01:26:05.600 to give him that one because it is true. He 2067 01:26:06.520 --> 01:26:09.279 was much better than me at the first level of 2068 01:26:09.319 --> 01:26:11.279 this current game and kind of all the old ones 2069 01:26:11.319 --> 01:26:14.760 at this point. But right now, as of this recording, 2070 01:26:15.039 --> 01:26:19.199 I do believe I have the best cumulative time, probably 2071 01:26:19.199 --> 01:26:21.079 because the other guys haven't played the other levels. 2072 01:26:21.119 --> 01:26:24.600 But yeah, and was he not on the leaderboard because 2073 01:26:24.600 --> 01:26:27.520 that doesn't not true. 2074 01:26:28.520 --> 01:26:30.000 I think that you still have to beat on the 2075 01:26:30.000 --> 01:26:32.119 third one, which I was having trouble with. So I'm 2076 01:26:32.159 --> 01:26:34.199 like that. I think that's one of the things where 2077 01:26:34.239 --> 01:26:36.439 it's like, this is going to take time to like 2078 01:26:36.520 --> 01:26:38.640 really learn this, and I don't have that right now. 2079 01:26:38.680 --> 01:26:40.199 And that was like, oh God, so I need to 2080 01:26:40.199 --> 01:26:41.680 just put this aside because it's going to stress me 2081 01:26:41.680 --> 01:26:42.760 out if I start thinking about it. 2082 01:26:42.800 --> 01:26:44.560 I love how Kayla approached that, where it's like she 2083 01:26:44.600 --> 01:26:47.680 did that first level and recognize quickly like, oh, I'm 2084 01:26:47.680 --> 01:26:50.159 good at this, but this is going to be so 2085 01:26:50.239 --> 01:26:53.399 frustrating and takes so much fucking time that like she 2086 01:26:53.560 --> 01:26:55.239 just bowed out after that first one. 2087 01:26:55.279 --> 01:26:57.399 Well, I mean to be let's be clear what happened there. 2088 01:26:57.520 --> 01:26:59.960 I broke her all right, like you did. 2089 01:27:00.359 --> 01:27:00.640 Yeah. 2090 01:27:00.720 --> 01:27:05.039 Yeah, she's seeing like an eight hour stream trying to 2091 01:27:05.039 --> 01:27:06.960 beat my time the last time I said on that 2092 01:27:07.000 --> 01:27:10.359 and she couldn't do it and then she was done. True. 2093 01:27:09.640 --> 01:27:12.319 I do, I feel bad, but I don't. Actually, so 2094 01:27:12.359 --> 01:27:14.720 she didn't cut your hair, Yeah she did. She got 2095 01:27:14.720 --> 01:27:18.840 her revenge, that's true. Yeah, cut my hair in a 2096 01:27:18.880 --> 01:27:19.920 gingerbread man suit. 2097 01:27:20.000 --> 01:27:20.880 Yeah. 2098 01:27:20.920 --> 01:27:24.800 It's a good streak both place for long streams. Recently 2099 01:27:24.880 --> 01:27:29.680 were the kids? Yes, all right, Mary, So UFO fifty, 2100 01:27:29.840 --> 01:27:31.520 we talked about the bit of a game of the year, 2101 01:27:31.560 --> 01:27:34.119 But have you just like fully honed in on one game. 2102 01:27:34.560 --> 01:27:36.920 I'm just playing a little bit more of it. This 2103 01:27:37.039 --> 01:27:38.319 was like a thinner week for all of us. So 2104 01:27:38.359 --> 01:27:40.520 it's like I'm bringing it up because I did put 2105 01:27:40.600 --> 01:27:44.159 probably four more hours into Mortal, which is a very 2106 01:27:44.199 --> 01:27:47.479 specific game. I think it's the best game in UFO fifty. 2107 01:27:48.399 --> 01:27:52.880 There's a lot that I don't like. There's maybe less 2108 01:27:52.920 --> 01:27:54.880 than ten that I'm like, hey, I could play these, 2109 01:27:55.520 --> 01:27:58.640 and Mortal is like the one where I'm like they 2110 01:27:58.720 --> 01:27:59.640 had something here. 2111 01:27:59.760 --> 01:28:01.119 This is a cool concept. 2112 01:28:01.159 --> 01:28:05.000 It's a fun gimmick where you like your men coming 2113 01:28:05.039 --> 01:28:07.960 down from a plane, and you have to either you 2114 01:28:08.039 --> 01:28:10.079 have to die to get through these levels, and you 2115 01:28:10.079 --> 01:28:13.319 either have to explode turn into a rock, and there's 2116 01:28:13.359 --> 01:28:16.039 lots of different ways you can die, and it's educating 2117 01:28:16.079 --> 01:28:18.439 you each level. I don't know how far you both 2118 01:28:18.439 --> 01:28:24.000 have gotten, but in the later levels it's getting psychotic. 2119 01:28:24.199 --> 01:28:27.520 I'm I've made it to the final level and it 2120 01:28:27.600 --> 01:28:32.359 is very difficult. You have to save your men, So 2121 01:28:32.439 --> 01:28:35.840 I've replayed levels one through six, like right. 2122 01:28:35.680 --> 01:28:38.000 Because you're the number of men that the number of 2123 01:28:38.039 --> 01:28:41.079 lives you have carries over it returns you. So if 2124 01:28:41.079 --> 01:28:44.000 you play better, you'll have more men to move for 2125 01:28:44.039 --> 01:28:44.840 the next round. 2126 01:28:45.079 --> 01:28:49.520 Correct, And to the game's credit, let's say I I've 2127 01:28:49.560 --> 01:28:52.199 played it really well and I play level three again 2128 01:28:52.520 --> 01:28:56.000 and I do worse. It takes my best score, Okay, 2129 01:28:56.119 --> 01:28:58.359 so I don't ruin anything by. 2130 01:28:58.239 --> 01:28:58.920 Trying it again. 2131 01:28:59.479 --> 01:29:03.319 So if you like played through, like you know, level five, 2132 01:29:03.680 --> 01:29:06.119 and you will and back to level two and replay that, 2133 01:29:06.520 --> 01:29:09.119 would that get added on top or would you have 2134 01:29:09.199 --> 01:29:11.760 to then go play three, four, five again? 2135 01:29:12.119 --> 01:29:12.319 Yeah? 2136 01:29:12.359 --> 01:29:14.600 I think it's cumulative, where at the end of a 2137 01:29:14.680 --> 01:29:18.760 level it says whether you added men or lost men, okay, 2138 01:29:19.439 --> 01:29:22.359 And so like every time you play, there's a certain 2139 01:29:22.399 --> 01:29:24.960 amount of men you can gain, and then you have 2140 01:29:25.039 --> 01:29:27.640 to get rid of some of them, of course, but 2141 01:29:27.720 --> 01:29:29.399 towards the end at the if you go to the 2142 01:29:29.479 --> 01:29:33.079 level on the right, it'll say plus seven plus eight 2143 01:29:33.640 --> 01:29:37.039 minus twenty, and so you want those to all be 2144 01:29:37.119 --> 01:29:40.119 in the plus and so the game knows if you 2145 01:29:40.159 --> 01:29:42.920 go back and play two and now you're plus twelve, 2146 01:29:43.199 --> 01:29:44.880 it knows to just add those cumulatively. 2147 01:29:44.960 --> 01:29:47.399 Okay. I like that a lot. It's really nice. 2148 01:29:47.399 --> 01:29:49.720 So it's clean because you you do get a little 2149 01:29:49.760 --> 01:29:52.479 tired playing the same goddamn level. But I've gotten really 2150 01:29:52.520 --> 01:29:56.279 good at certain levels where I've uncovered the mechanic of 2151 01:29:56.319 --> 01:29:58.760 what they wanted me to do. And that's really neat 2152 01:29:58.800 --> 01:30:00.399 when you like see the level design and you're like 2153 01:30:00.479 --> 01:30:03.880 why why is that there? And it's like, oh my god, 2154 01:30:04.000 --> 01:30:08.600 if I clog this drain, it drains the lake, which 2155 01:30:08.680 --> 01:30:12.159 kills the fish, and when you kill enemies you get 2156 01:30:12.199 --> 01:30:17.000 men back. Baby the hell, yeah, I'm gonna teach you. So, like, 2157 01:30:17.439 --> 01:30:20.560 there's other ways you can manipulate the space as well. 2158 01:30:21.720 --> 01:30:24.960 There's platforms. When you stand on them, they fall, and 2159 01:30:25.279 --> 01:30:28.479 if you turn into a rock and then you stand 2160 01:30:28.520 --> 01:30:31.600 on your man and an enemy is coming. You can 2161 01:30:31.640 --> 01:30:34.159 just hit it on the top of its head and 2162 01:30:34.239 --> 01:30:36.399 you kill it and you get a man back, and. 2163 01:30:36.319 --> 01:30:37.239 It's shooting men. 2164 01:30:37.399 --> 01:30:40.119 It's shooting enemies at you, so you can just constantly 2165 01:30:40.199 --> 01:30:42.600 kill them. And at some point the game's like, oh, 2166 01:30:42.640 --> 01:30:46.039 you've you've figured this out, and it stops sending enemies 2167 01:30:46.079 --> 01:30:49.079 at you because you've accumulated three men out of it, 2168 01:30:49.159 --> 01:30:49.680 instead of. 2169 01:30:49.880 --> 01:30:50.960 Oh, it's interesting. 2170 01:30:51.439 --> 01:30:54.039 It's got a lot of layers to it, and so 2171 01:30:54.560 --> 01:30:58.319 there's some really interesting mechanics later on. So, like I said, 2172 01:30:58.319 --> 01:31:00.640 they get this like really fun. I don't think you've 2173 01:31:00.640 --> 01:31:03.479 gotten to the fish. Then the fissure no freaking crazy 2174 01:31:04.000 --> 01:31:08.000 because they eat you and they digest you. There's no body, 2175 01:31:08.279 --> 01:31:11.039 so you don't get to utilize your deadness, like you 2176 01:31:11.479 --> 01:31:14.560 half have to avoid getting eaten or it's a waste 2177 01:31:14.600 --> 01:31:18.079 of a body. And then there's areas in the in 2178 01:31:18.119 --> 01:31:20.760 the game where the only way to get out of 2179 01:31:20.800 --> 01:31:24.760 the water because it's maybe like two steps high, you 2180 01:31:25.079 --> 01:31:28.319 have to drown, which is really interesting, and then you 2181 01:31:28.359 --> 01:31:30.159 can stand on your dead drought. 2182 01:31:30.239 --> 01:31:35.079 Oh you play the swaps floats. I don't think I 2183 01:31:35.079 --> 01:31:35.640 played Swapper. 2184 01:31:35.920 --> 01:31:38.479 That was a thing where it's like very similar early 2185 01:31:38.520 --> 01:31:41.119 twenty tens, but you you were basically it was a 2186 01:31:41.199 --> 01:31:43.159 sci fi type thing where you would die, but then 2187 01:31:43.199 --> 01:31:45.079 you could like use the stuff you did before and 2188 01:31:45.439 --> 01:31:47.119 you know, jump on your corpse and stuff like that. 2189 01:31:47.520 --> 01:31:55.199 See that's the mecan't they steal these mechanics. 2190 01:31:53.720 --> 01:31:55.600 Like you know, Ratchet and Clank. 2191 01:31:55.680 --> 01:31:57.319 One of them on PS three had this thing where 2192 01:31:57.319 --> 01:31:59.359 it's like the Clank levels where you would like record 2193 01:31:59.399 --> 01:32:01.640 Clank doing something and then you'd start as another clank 2194 01:32:01.680 --> 01:32:04.399 and then like you know, do the things concurrently. It's 2195 01:32:04.399 --> 01:32:07.119 hard to explain, but uh yeah, yeah, this felt like 2196 01:32:07.159 --> 01:32:09.359 a weird, like almost Lemmings type take on it, like 2197 01:32:09.359 --> 01:32:11.479 a retro take on this concept. 2198 01:32:11.880 --> 01:32:14.800 And it's getting smart. Yeah, it's getting really interesting. Now. 2199 01:32:15.319 --> 01:32:17.119 I checked to see if there's speed run later boards 2200 01:32:17.119 --> 01:32:19.279 for this, and yes, the number one has beaten this 2201 01:32:19.319 --> 01:32:21.600 game in sixteen minutes and forty one seconds. 2202 01:32:21.880 --> 01:32:26.640 Wow, I kind of Mary. Have you played Mortal too 2203 01:32:27.000 --> 01:32:33.680 at all? Okay, there's a second one hul to Mortal? 2204 01:32:34.760 --> 01:32:36.600 What how is that possible? 2205 01:32:37.039 --> 01:32:41.159 It's I was like, I guess, like, are you worried 2206 01:32:41.159 --> 01:32:43.800 about like spoilers of like the lineage of games inside 2207 01:32:43.840 --> 01:32:44.439 UFO fifty. 2208 01:32:44.479 --> 01:32:45.840 I don't know how, I don't, Oh. 2209 01:32:45.680 --> 01:32:48.359 Prescireus you okay, So yeah, there's yeah, there's a lot 2210 01:32:48.439 --> 01:32:51.840 of a sequels to the games earlier in the UFO, 2211 01:32:52.199 --> 01:32:55.079 like a library that show up later in UFO fifty. 2212 01:32:55.239 --> 01:32:58.640 Oh interesting, that's cool. I'd like to. I'd like to. 2213 01:32:58.800 --> 01:33:01.199 This is like the one that hooked me. I haven't 2214 01:33:01.239 --> 01:33:03.640 gotten hooked by any of these games that much. I've 2215 01:33:03.720 --> 01:33:07.439 I've enjoyed some. I played Party House or Party whatever, 2216 01:33:07.560 --> 01:33:07.960 the one that. 2217 01:33:07.920 --> 01:33:09.800 You liked it, like, I have not touched that one. 2218 01:33:09.920 --> 01:33:11.279 It's okay. I think it's fine. 2219 01:33:11.319 --> 01:33:13.319 I don't think it's bad. I think it's fine. I've 2220 01:33:13.439 --> 01:33:15.920 played it and was like interested in trying to beat it, 2221 01:33:16.000 --> 01:33:20.880 but nothing's gripped me, Like Mortal has very good. 2222 01:33:21.279 --> 01:33:25.560 You use the clicker game, the Alien clicker one's fun. 2223 01:33:25.720 --> 01:33:28.279 Yes, I've played all fifty. 2224 01:33:28.319 --> 01:33:30.119 I've been through all fifty, but I think some of 2225 01:33:30.159 --> 01:33:32.880 them I was like whatever and like like quit within 2226 01:33:32.960 --> 01:33:33.680 like two minutes. 2227 01:33:34.239 --> 01:33:36.159 I have a low tolerance. 2228 01:33:36.239 --> 01:33:38.560 When I was just like I'm not learning all this shit, 2229 01:33:38.720 --> 01:33:39.600 Like that's not happening. 2230 01:33:39.680 --> 01:33:41.079 The second I like had to go to a town 2231 01:33:41.119 --> 01:33:42.840 and talk to someone who was like, this feels like 2232 01:33:42.840 --> 01:33:43.479 a JRPG. 2233 01:33:43.600 --> 01:33:48.239 I need to get out of herey. 2234 01:33:49.560 --> 01:33:53.640 How does one feel intertwined with another reality and dance? 2235 01:33:55.920 --> 01:33:57.560 I see what you're doing it. I'm not gonna fall 2236 01:33:57.680 --> 01:34:00.640 for it. No metaphors for this guy. 2237 01:34:02.079 --> 01:34:03.640 One of the things I like about UFO fifty with 2238 01:34:03.640 --> 01:34:05.479 the sequel stuff is like a lot of them are like, oh, 2239 01:34:05.520 --> 01:34:07.039 this is made by the same team. They'll have like 2240 01:34:07.079 --> 01:34:09.640 either the real team or the fictional teams, like listing 2241 01:34:09.760 --> 01:34:12.000 on the copyright. And there's a couple where it's like, 2242 01:34:12.039 --> 01:34:14.319 this is the sequel, but it's made by a different team. 2243 01:34:14.720 --> 01:34:16.560 So I'm like, is this gonna be a very different game? 2244 01:34:16.600 --> 01:34:19.000 And I think, yeah, sometimes that's the way they'll do it. 2245 01:34:19.079 --> 01:34:21.319 So some Snakes Revenge stuff where it's like here's Metal Hero, 2246 01:34:21.399 --> 01:34:23.399 but then Snake's Revenge wasn't Kajima, you know, like I 2247 01:34:23.399 --> 01:34:24.600 think it right almost. 2248 01:34:24.319 --> 01:34:26.840 Exactly like that, yeah, exactly, And it's like there's said 2249 01:34:26.880 --> 01:34:29.520 like there's a lot of like cool attention to detail 2250 01:34:29.520 --> 01:34:30.960 on that side of things that I really. 2251 01:34:30.840 --> 01:34:33.640 Appreciate about UFO fifty. That's another one that I just got. 2252 01:34:33.680 --> 01:34:35.520 I need so much more time to explore all that 2253 01:34:35.560 --> 01:34:38.039 stuff that I haven't been able to appreciate it fully. 2254 01:34:38.359 --> 01:34:40.760 It's crazy that with the amount of not that I 2255 01:34:40.840 --> 01:34:45.399 put that many hours, but for like putting eight to 2256 01:34:45.439 --> 01:34:50.560 ten hours into into Mortal, I still can't beat it. 2257 01:34:50.600 --> 01:34:53.159 I have to put more time into I need to 2258 01:34:53.239 --> 01:34:56.279 save more men in levels five through eight, because the 2259 01:34:56.319 --> 01:35:01.560 final two are motherfuckers. There's no longer a plane. That's 2260 01:35:01.600 --> 01:35:02.359 the crazy one. 2261 01:35:02.399 --> 01:35:02.560 Now. 2262 01:35:02.640 --> 01:35:04.439 You know how like when you die, you. 2263 01:35:04.359 --> 01:35:07.439 Just drop right out of the plane, right, okay, In 2264 01:35:07.520 --> 01:35:10.479 the last two levels you come out of like a 2265 01:35:10.479 --> 01:35:12.560 little hole, and if you die, it goes all the 2266 01:35:12.560 --> 01:35:16.119 way back to the hole. You gotta go through a 2267 01:35:16.119 --> 01:35:19.079 lot of places, and there are checks brutal, there's checkpoints, 2268 01:35:19.079 --> 01:35:22.039 but it's fewer and further between, so it's a lot 2269 01:35:22.119 --> 01:35:26.119 easier for you to just burn through. Good men and 2270 01:35:26.439 --> 01:35:28.840 just with waves and waves of good men have. 2271 01:35:28.880 --> 01:35:33.199 Lost their metaphor for war. You know, I think the. 2272 01:35:33.119 --> 01:35:36.760 Real yeah, the real loss is that we were the 2273 01:35:36.800 --> 01:35:37.840 men the whole time. 2274 01:35:37.960 --> 01:35:42.800 Oh wow, problem man, you think they intended that? Damn 2275 01:35:42.880 --> 01:35:50.039 it must have. It's about sex, blow jumps holes. 2276 01:35:50.279 --> 01:35:56.039 Those guys are all fucking we know, going nuts. 2277 01:35:56.039 --> 01:35:57.920 Clearly a penis just look at it. 2278 01:35:58.840 --> 01:35:59.760 I'm going hard. 2279 01:36:00.119 --> 01:36:05.079 Yeah, that's okay, absolutely, all right, I'm educated. 2280 01:36:05.119 --> 01:36:09.199 Now. All right, that is it for our games this week. 2281 01:36:09.279 --> 01:36:11.600 We do have some emails coming up, and I will 2282 01:36:11.760 --> 01:36:13.319 grab this hard drive here and see if I can 2283 01:36:13.319 --> 01:36:17.399 embarrass myself. We will be back very soon. All right, 2284 01:36:17.479 --> 01:36:20.880 We're back, and I have found my paper from Theater 2285 01:36:21.000 --> 01:36:23.520 and Film two eighty three, my class at the University 2286 01:36:23.520 --> 01:36:25.840 of Kansas. Uh So this is let's see if I 2287 01:36:25.920 --> 01:36:30.359 understood film and metaphor in two thousand and two. This 2288 01:36:30.439 --> 01:36:34.159 is my paper, Jack's Smirking Revenge, an analysis of fight Club. 2289 01:36:34.960 --> 01:36:37.439 All Right, fight Club is a film that speaks directly 2290 01:36:37.479 --> 01:36:38.239 to its generation. 2291 01:36:38.800 --> 01:36:40.439 Shit, oh doesn't it? 2292 01:36:41.039 --> 01:36:45.359 Oh No, Millions of skeptical, pessimistic young men and women 2293 01:36:45.520 --> 01:36:48.159 cite Fight Club is their favorite movie of all time. Okay, 2294 01:36:48.199 --> 01:36:57.520 there's no source on this fight Club because it seems 2295 01:36:57.520 --> 01:37:01.359 to transcend what movies generally contribute contribute to the mindset 2296 01:37:01.399 --> 01:37:03.960 of the viewer. It is a film that has changed 2297 01:37:04.039 --> 01:37:08.399 countless outlooks on life and contributed to many personal philosophies. 2298 01:37:12.800 --> 01:37:15.680 On this paper. There's no bibliography or anything. One of 2299 01:37:15.720 --> 01:37:19.079 the most brutally honest movies ever made. Fight Club spoke 2300 01:37:19.159 --> 01:37:22.920 to our generation bitter about countless promises of a successful 2301 01:37:22.920 --> 01:37:26.439 life contrasted with the truth of reality. It spreads its 2302 01:37:26.479 --> 01:37:30.880 message through a complex maze of unique editing techniques, wonderful acting, 2303 01:37:31.239 --> 01:37:34.159 perfect lighting, and one of the most effective and memorable 2304 01:37:34.199 --> 01:37:38.840 twists in movie history. Okay, I'll just give this up 2305 01:37:39.079 --> 01:37:40.119 just for the sake of brevity. 2306 01:37:40.199 --> 01:37:41.359 This is a called thing. 2307 01:37:41.439 --> 01:37:44.199 It does sound like you're bullshit. It does sound like 2308 01:37:44.199 --> 01:37:47.840 you complete bullshit. You are just like you're like, what 2309 01:37:47.880 --> 01:37:48.680 are some things it does? 2310 01:37:49.319 --> 01:37:55.319 I need a third thing. It's really good act it's 2311 01:37:55.359 --> 01:37:56.600 got hot sex. 2312 01:37:56.399 --> 01:38:03.520 Scenes, it's got editing lights and actors come on movies. 2313 01:38:03.359 --> 01:38:04.039 Until Fight Club. 2314 01:38:04.079 --> 01:38:06.600 I think I'm getting deeping in here and another break 2315 01:38:06.640 --> 01:38:09.079 from the norm. The protagonist of the film is a 2316 01:38:09.199 --> 01:38:10.439 very flawed human being. 2317 01:38:13.760 --> 01:38:16.119 It was the first movie to have a flawed protagonist, 2318 01:38:16.159 --> 01:38:18.239 flawed character in a movie. 2319 01:38:19.079 --> 01:38:22.840 I might even say he's almost some kind of anti hero. 2320 01:38:23.000 --> 01:38:24.640 Why I sit here? 2321 01:38:24.680 --> 01:38:27.840 It's similar to a clockwork orange because Edward is a 2322 01:38:27.880 --> 01:38:29.960 man who is so depressed about his own life. He 2323 01:38:30.039 --> 01:38:32.560 frequents self help seminars for people with terminal cancer so 2324 01:38:32.600 --> 01:38:34.319 we can feel better about his own. There are no 2325 01:38:34.439 --> 01:38:38.359 heroes or villains in fight Club, only individuality versus conformity. 2326 01:38:39.199 --> 01:38:45.880 Oh my, it just it does sound a lot like 2327 01:38:46.279 --> 01:38:48.760 any conversation you would have had with someone about fight 2328 01:38:48.800 --> 01:38:49.600 Club in college. 2329 01:38:49.880 --> 01:38:51.239 I was that. 2330 01:38:51.840 --> 01:38:53.479 I was that kid who watched a bunch of Tarantino 2331 01:38:53.520 --> 01:38:54.439 movies in high school. 2332 01:38:54.520 --> 01:38:55.600 Thought I undersaid movies. 2333 01:38:56.039 --> 01:38:59.359 I saw some Kuber stuff and then yeah, okay, and 2334 01:38:59.359 --> 01:39:02.920 I'm just saying, like, the lighting's good, the soundtrack's good. 2335 01:39:02.640 --> 01:39:06.960 I say it was good. You said the lighting was perfect. Mean, yeah. 2336 01:39:06.039 --> 01:39:08.840 I literally all of my short films and shows, and 2337 01:39:08.880 --> 01:39:10.720 so I did in college, I did not want I 2338 01:39:10.720 --> 01:39:12.560 didn't use lights because they seemed. 2339 01:39:12.239 --> 01:39:15.720 Like too much of a hassle. It all looks like shit. 2340 01:39:17.119 --> 01:39:19.039 Okay because of this reason, okay, rare occurrence of a 2341 01:39:19.039 --> 01:39:21.399 film that's noticeably better upon his second viewing. Blah blah 2342 01:39:21.399 --> 01:39:22.680 blah blah bah. Let me see I get deep in 2343 01:39:22.720 --> 01:39:24.720 the final paragraph. Okay, final paragraph. 2344 01:39:24.760 --> 01:39:25.560 In conclusion. 2345 01:39:26.079 --> 01:39:29.279 In conclusion, this film could have easily been just another 2346 01:39:29.399 --> 01:39:33.159 that simply tries to add to an individual's personal philosophy, 2347 01:39:33.720 --> 01:39:36.239 but it is proposed and produced in such a way 2348 01:39:36.439 --> 01:39:40.000 that makes it stand far out from the thematically similar films. 2349 01:39:40.359 --> 01:39:43.359 It avoided this by using big name stars, intriguing marketing, 2350 01:39:43.439 --> 01:39:46.079 and an entirely unique package of filmmaking. 2351 01:39:46.119 --> 01:39:46.680 What does that mean? 2352 01:39:46.840 --> 01:39:48.840 It is a film that doesn't seem to borrow from 2353 01:39:48.840 --> 01:39:52.039 any others. Rather, it invents its own in an effort 2354 01:39:52.039 --> 01:39:57.239 to spread its ideals. Every detail of the film's production 2355 01:39:57.399 --> 01:40:00.199 is unique to Fight Club and Fight Club alone. It 2356 01:40:00.279 --> 01:40:02.920 is through these measures that the message of this movie 2357 01:40:02.920 --> 01:40:06.239 has reached so many people. No, I'd never what is 2358 01:40:06.279 --> 01:40:07.239 the message. 2359 01:40:06.800 --> 01:40:11.119 That I'm talking about. It sounds like you've never mentioned it, 2360 01:40:11.279 --> 01:40:13.319 which I don't think you did. I don't think I 2361 01:40:13.359 --> 01:40:19.439 did either. Wow. That sucks shit D minus Yeah. 2362 01:40:19.840 --> 01:40:21.319 I mean I think at a certain point it's like, 2363 01:40:21.520 --> 01:40:24.640 you know, you're a professor, You get a paper like that, 2364 01:40:24.760 --> 01:40:26.399 you see a million like that, What. 2365 01:40:26.359 --> 01:40:31.359 Do you do club? Whatever exactly you fucking did like that. 2366 01:40:31.399 --> 01:40:34.640 Poor professor probably had to read so many Wi Fi 2367 01:40:34.760 --> 01:40:36.640 Club is really fucking cool. 2368 01:40:37.199 --> 01:40:39.640 Dot doc from a bunch of kids who did not 2369 01:40:39.800 --> 01:40:43.039 understand that it was supposed to be supposed to suck. 2370 01:40:43.560 --> 01:40:47.079 Oh. I definitely, I definitely had a community college professor 2371 01:40:47.199 --> 01:40:49.039 that was like, you could write about any movie except 2372 01:40:49.039 --> 01:40:50.199 flight Club that. 2373 01:40:52.720 --> 01:40:56.239 Yeah, it's it's exhausting and people are wrong. 2374 01:40:56.840 --> 01:41:02.439 I don't understand jezus I bet I was insufferable. 2375 01:41:02.640 --> 01:41:03.600 Talking about movies. 2376 01:41:04.640 --> 01:41:06.800 I mean it just sounds like you're you're you wrote 2377 01:41:06.800 --> 01:41:08.560 a paper to get a grade. Like that's what that 2378 01:41:08.600 --> 01:41:09.600 paper sounds, Yes. 2379 01:41:10.439 --> 01:41:10.840 What it was. 2380 01:41:10.880 --> 01:41:12.880 And so to me, it's like this is like a 2381 01:41:13.079 --> 01:41:15.840 minor speeding ticket in douchebaggery. 2382 01:41:16.039 --> 01:41:18.239 Like that's it. Like this is not that bad compared 2383 01:41:18.239 --> 01:41:20.960 to my heart is about the author. I'm looking better here. 2384 01:41:21.960 --> 01:41:23.680 Listen, I don't have to throw Maharty under the bus. 2385 01:41:23.680 --> 01:41:25.359 This is your show. That's where you do that. You 2386 01:41:25.399 --> 01:41:28.960 can do that, Okay, I'm about the wine, all right, 2387 01:41:29.079 --> 01:41:30.760 that's right, Okay, Fuja dot Org. 2388 01:41:33.239 --> 01:41:36.039 We'll add it to it. We'll let the audience decide. 2389 01:41:36.560 --> 01:41:39.720 God. All right, onto the emails. 2390 01:41:39.960 --> 01:41:42.359 Uh, first one here, wait real quick, what do you 2391 01:41:42.399 --> 01:41:45.119 think so if you had to say something that Fight 2392 01:41:45.159 --> 01:41:48.800 Club is about now other than like the satire, Yeah. 2393 01:41:48.720 --> 01:41:54.000 About just angry, toxic masculinity and trying to find meaning 2394 01:41:54.039 --> 01:41:56.520 in lives that they just didn't have anything else going on. 2395 01:41:56.920 --> 01:41:59.520 Yeah, because that was the only thing I knew. 2396 01:41:59.720 --> 01:42:01.880 Try to find human connection and not knowing how to 2397 01:42:01.880 --> 01:42:03.359 do that and so it has to come through it 2398 01:42:03.359 --> 01:42:06.439 through Yeah. Yeah, that's completely fair, completely good rating. 2399 01:42:06.520 --> 01:42:06.720 Yep. 2400 01:42:06.760 --> 01:42:08.920 Okay, I'm gonna go back to college and get a 2401 01:42:09.000 --> 01:42:12.399 new degree. I'm gonna double it. Yeah, film degree too. Yeah, 2402 01:42:13.039 --> 01:42:17.439 plus a search for Curly's gold. I wouldn't be because 2403 01:42:17.439 --> 01:42:19.199 I wouldn't get to keep the things that I left 2404 01:42:19.199 --> 01:42:20.640 college with because I've gotten stupider. 2405 01:42:24.640 --> 01:42:28.319 You're just watching dumber movies. Why face off is actually 2406 01:42:28.399 --> 01:42:29.720 a cry for help? 2407 01:42:32.680 --> 01:42:33.399 Okay? 2408 01:42:33.720 --> 01:42:34.000 Uh? 2409 01:42:34.199 --> 01:42:38.239 First email is from Eric from Saskatchewan. If all Earthlate 2410 01:42:38.319 --> 01:42:40.479 knowledge was wiped from Earth and we had to start 2411 01:42:40.479 --> 01:42:45.039 from square one, science textbooks would eventually come back unchanged 2412 01:42:45.079 --> 01:42:49.000 because science is experimentation and observation. If all games were 2413 01:42:49.039 --> 01:42:51.039 wiped out and we had to start from square one, 2414 01:42:51.319 --> 01:42:53.039 which ones do you all think would come back just 2415 01:42:53.079 --> 01:42:55.600 the same. That's Eric from Saskatchewan. That's a great email. 2416 01:42:58.239 --> 01:43:00.439 Brothers just like it, Like you know. 2417 01:43:00.399 --> 01:43:03.119 It's somebody just like it, because like, isn't that the game? 2418 01:43:03.239 --> 01:43:04.439 Like this is like what I was kind of getting 2419 01:43:04.439 --> 01:43:07.079 too early about, like the the like Vampire Survivors and Tetrists, 2420 01:43:07.079 --> 01:43:08.479 like there are some things that like kind of get 2421 01:43:08.520 --> 01:43:12.159 to a truth of the medium of of Like when 2422 01:43:12.159 --> 01:43:14.640 you played Super Mario Brothers, the physics felt right. 2423 01:43:14.840 --> 01:43:17.159 It's not, they just felt good. It feels right. 2424 01:43:17.520 --> 01:43:21.159 This is like exploring something that feels truthful about momentum 2425 01:43:21.159 --> 01:43:24.439 and physics and our interaction with those things. So I 2426 01:43:24.439 --> 01:43:27.079 think at a certain point someone would stumble up upon 2427 01:43:27.119 --> 01:43:28.680 that because it feels right. 2428 01:43:29.000 --> 01:43:33.640 I agree. Like the lighting in Fight Club, it's perfect, 2429 01:43:34.039 --> 01:43:47.840 it's perfect. 2430 01:43:43.800 --> 01:43:47.840 Battlefield Earth, perfect lighting, sick marketing. 2431 01:43:49.000 --> 01:43:51.800 Perfect lighting, says man who doesn't know anything about lighting, 2432 01:43:53.920 --> 01:43:56.520 who thought lights were quote as. 2433 01:43:56.760 --> 01:44:02.359 Unnecessary for film production, your to one hundred, God damn it. 2434 01:44:04.520 --> 01:44:04.760 Yeah. 2435 01:44:04.760 --> 01:44:07.600 I think Tetris or like you know, or even like Tetris, 2436 01:44:07.640 --> 01:44:12.039 like down to the shapes almost would be like pretty similar. 2437 01:44:12.199 --> 01:44:13.359 Shapes would be constructed. 2438 01:44:13.720 --> 01:44:15.760 That's crazy, it's possibly yeah. 2439 01:44:15.800 --> 01:44:17.840 Right, and like falling down a well, right because again 2440 01:44:17.880 --> 01:44:20.199 that's like clearing lines, right, because that feels like right, 2441 01:44:20.199 --> 01:44:23.960 because it's like gravity and and it's incessant. Yeah, clearing 2442 01:44:24.000 --> 01:44:26.359 lines because it's like, yeah, I deal with a problem 2443 01:44:26.399 --> 01:44:27.640 and now I have a new problem to deal with 2444 01:44:27.680 --> 01:44:28.479 and it never stops. 2445 01:44:28.560 --> 01:44:28.760 Yeah. 2446 01:44:28.800 --> 01:44:31.840 That's that's another like truthful thing that a video game explored. 2447 01:44:31.880 --> 01:44:32.239 For sure. 2448 01:44:32.439 --> 01:44:34.359 What about like the Battle Royale genre, like a pubg. 2449 01:44:34.840 --> 01:44:37.000 I bet there would be another Like okay, like action 2450 01:44:37.079 --> 01:44:39.800 games will happen because they would emulate war, and then 2451 01:44:39.840 --> 01:44:41.279 it's like, oh, but what if there's like a bunch 2452 01:44:41.319 --> 01:44:43.079 of them and then you had to like survival style 2453 01:44:43.159 --> 01:44:43.359 you know. 2454 01:44:43.920 --> 01:44:46.680 Yeah, And there's always the instinct that a shooter would 2455 01:44:46.760 --> 01:44:50.279 exist because what it what an exciting thing to be 2456 01:44:50.439 --> 01:44:52.319 Like if I were to play a video game, the 2457 01:44:52.359 --> 01:44:53.840 first thing you do is be like, well, I'd want 2458 01:44:53.840 --> 01:44:56.199 to like run around and shoot people because I can't 2459 01:44:56.239 --> 01:44:58.079 do that, you know, in real life, and this is 2460 01:44:58.079 --> 01:45:00.239 something where I get to like get those jollys out, 2461 01:45:00.319 --> 01:45:01.439 So I think that would occur. 2462 01:45:01.920 --> 01:45:03.680 And like Battle Royal was like this idea of like 2463 01:45:04.399 --> 01:45:07.439 the Last Man standing that there's just something appealing about that. 2464 01:45:07.560 --> 01:45:10.640 There's just like that, I just understand the the impulse there. 2465 01:45:10.720 --> 01:45:13.520 So yeah, and like that that's what it felt like 2466 01:45:13.560 --> 01:45:15.560 at the time. When the first like battery really clicked, 2467 01:45:15.600 --> 01:45:17.239 Everyone's like, Yep, this is it. This is what we're 2468 01:45:17.279 --> 01:45:19.680 doing now for the next several years. Because it's just 2469 01:45:19.720 --> 01:45:25.960 so easy to understand minecraft, building, yeah, building games, crand games, yes, yeah, 2470 01:45:26.159 --> 01:45:28.079 Digging like just digging down. Yeah. 2471 01:45:28.119 --> 01:45:30.399 Absolutely, that sort of stuff would be a big part. 2472 01:45:30.239 --> 01:45:34.079 Of its stranding one one to one and the game 2473 01:45:34.520 --> 01:45:35.439 Shot for shot remake. 2474 01:45:35.640 --> 01:45:39.359 Yeah, somebody's gonna make that. It's too obvious. Yeah, it's too. 2475 01:45:42.000 --> 01:45:44.359 Well, like you wipe out every Kojo would still I 2476 01:45:44.439 --> 01:45:51.199 just come back because he's God's most perfect creation. Yeah, 2477 01:45:57.279 --> 01:46:02.239 Brian and Jeff Keeley. I want to see that on 2478 01:46:02.359 --> 01:46:03.560 a bootleg T shirt. 2479 01:46:03.640 --> 01:46:08.319 Yeah, it's incredible. All right. Next up, Hello, fire Escape. 2480 01:46:08.439 --> 01:46:11.640 Last episode or a couple ago, Dan made the comment 2481 01:46:11.680 --> 01:46:14.920 that doctor Fernando was the official doctor a fire Escape 2482 01:46:15.279 --> 01:46:18.520 quick question for Dan, Hey, what the fuck from your 2483 01:46:18.560 --> 01:46:19.720 friend doctor Ryan? 2484 01:46:20.920 --> 01:46:25.640 Now listen, listen doctor Ryan. When I think of. 2485 01:46:25.600 --> 01:46:29.159 Doctor Ryan, I think of Giant Bomb and my personal 2486 01:46:29.159 --> 01:46:31.680 stream first and foremost. That's where most of my interaction 2487 01:46:31.720 --> 01:46:34.079 with Doctor Ryan. Almost all of my interaction, if not all, 2488 01:46:34.399 --> 01:46:38.079 has been through Personal Stream and Giant Bomb. So I 2489 01:46:38.119 --> 01:46:41.399 don't think it's a slight to doctor Ryan to have 2490 01:46:41.399 --> 01:46:44.119 have met a doctor in the flesh and talked about 2491 01:46:44.159 --> 01:46:45.720 fire Escape and it's like, all right, you're the doctor 2492 01:46:45.720 --> 01:46:49.720 of fire Escape, You're not the doctor my whole life, 2493 01:46:49.720 --> 01:46:50.319 Doctor Ryan. 2494 01:46:50.920 --> 01:46:52.079 Give this one to Fernando. 2495 01:46:52.479 --> 01:46:55.800 Uh, you're your giant bomb twitch break right. 2496 01:46:55.840 --> 01:46:59.079 You just have to work constant, doctor Ryan. I just 2497 01:46:59.079 --> 01:47:00.680 don't want you to have to work. We do late 2498 01:47:00.760 --> 01:47:02.720 nights here on fire Escape. I just want to give 2499 01:47:02.760 --> 01:47:04.479 you a few hours off every couple of weeks. 2500 01:47:05.680 --> 01:47:06.560 Your fingers still hurt. 2501 01:47:07.239 --> 01:47:09.479 Actually, yeah, it still doesn't spend all the way down. 2502 01:47:09.520 --> 01:47:15.399 It's much better now. But yeah, it's been over here, Mary, 2503 01:47:15.920 --> 01:47:17.720 I mean it's this is forever now. 2504 01:47:18.359 --> 01:47:24.319 Yeah, I wasn't involved. There was a self fall. I 2505 01:47:24.359 --> 01:47:27.560 can't be I can't be held liable for such or. 2506 01:47:27.640 --> 01:47:31.119 Karma's instrument, right, he should not have said what he 2507 01:47:31.279 --> 01:47:34.279 said about being able to eat that much mac and cheese. 2508 01:47:34.760 --> 01:47:37.439 This is and and Karma worked through you. This is 2509 01:47:37.479 --> 01:47:38.319 not your fault, Mary. 2510 01:47:39.279 --> 01:47:42.159 Not legally liable, but emotionally. 2511 01:47:41.640 --> 01:47:48.640 Yes, liable. In America, I'm always like, I wasn't even there. 2512 01:47:49.239 --> 01:47:50.520 I wasn't in the room. 2513 01:47:50.920 --> 01:47:52.960 I saw these assholes. 2514 01:47:52.479 --> 01:47:54.319 Before I know what you're talking about. 2515 01:47:54.960 --> 01:47:57.439 Tomorrow I am walking into the police station and describing 2516 01:47:57.439 --> 01:47:59.159 this and seeing what they can do about it. 2517 01:48:00.039 --> 01:48:04.279 Officer ire I don't even know who they are. 2518 01:48:05.239 --> 01:48:07.479 How long before she can give them the double middle finger? 2519 01:48:08.399 --> 01:48:14.079 Oh you ll fuck yourself. I didn't record fucking dies break. 2520 01:48:13.920 --> 01:48:16.079 All of the bones in your body, officer. 2521 01:48:17.399 --> 01:48:20.399 Damn, what would that conversation go like? Uh so on 2522 01:48:20.439 --> 01:48:21.520 a podcast? Officer? 2523 01:48:21.560 --> 01:48:23.720 I said, I could eat how much mac and cheese? 2524 01:48:23.720 --> 01:48:23.880 Was it? 2525 01:48:23.880 --> 01:48:25.720 I could eat a bathtub full of it? Eat a 2526 01:48:25.760 --> 01:48:27.399 bat literally a bathtub full of it? 2527 01:48:27.479 --> 01:48:31.159 And then someone called my bluff and then I slipped 2528 01:48:31.199 --> 01:48:32.399 and fell and hurt my fingy? 2529 01:48:33.000 --> 01:48:36.359 Can we put this woman in jail? Okay? Who made 2530 01:48:36.359 --> 01:48:38.199 me a bathtub of mac and cheese? I think would 2531 01:48:38.199 --> 01:48:38.359 I have? 2532 01:48:39.199 --> 01:48:41.520 Would I get laughed out quicker by the police or 2533 01:48:41.600 --> 01:48:43.800 lawyers if I wanted to file a civics so. 2534 01:48:43.880 --> 01:48:48.239 Definitely, Police lawyers might talk talk me through this. Lawyers 2535 01:48:48.279 --> 01:48:49.479 might think there's some money there. 2536 01:48:49.680 --> 01:48:49.880 Yeah. 2537 01:48:50.279 --> 01:48:52.039 Then I'm going to my lawyer tomorrow. 2538 01:48:52.520 --> 01:48:54.880 Yeah, I'll put you in touch with Misney, which is 2539 01:48:54.920 --> 01:48:58.279 a shout out to everyone from Cleveland. That's all ambulance chaser. 2540 01:48:58.319 --> 01:49:01.560 Okay, excellent, all right, great, go after it. 2541 01:49:01.560 --> 01:49:06.479 As I've stated my entire life. 2542 01:49:06.399 --> 01:49:07.600 I don't know this man. 2543 01:49:08.640 --> 01:49:13.800 Then there's no evidence to the contrary. Next up we 2544 01:49:13.880 --> 01:49:16.239 got years ago. I asked the three of you how 2545 01:49:16.239 --> 01:49:18.279 many clones of yourself it would take to fight and 2546 01:49:18.319 --> 01:49:20.000 defeat a Mike to a Mike Tyson. 2547 01:49:20.760 --> 01:49:21.880 Yeah. 2548 01:49:21.920 --> 01:49:24.239 My new question to you if you could add or 2549 01:49:24.279 --> 01:49:28.039 subtract years from Mike Tyson before fighting him, at what 2550 01:49:28.159 --> 01:49:30.119 age do you think you could actually beat him at? 2551 01:49:30.359 --> 01:49:32.439 Could you beat up a fifteen year old Mike Tyson? 2552 01:49:32.479 --> 01:49:36.159 What about a seventy five year old Tyson? Superno on both, 2553 01:49:36.279 --> 01:49:38.920 especially fifteen because that early put it to him. He's 2554 01:49:38.920 --> 01:49:41.119 not that much older in fifteen people. 2555 01:49:41.159 --> 01:49:43.880 Did you did you see the jack Ball fight? I 2556 01:49:43.920 --> 01:49:46.439 watched it with Mary. Yeah. Yeah, we watched it right 2557 01:49:46.560 --> 01:49:47.960 before we did our. 2558 01:49:47.840 --> 01:49:51.439 Big podcast event, and we kind of there's a footage 2559 01:49:51.439 --> 01:49:54.079 of us running to make sure we saw it. 2560 01:49:54.399 --> 01:49:58.119 Yes, I didn't show the footage because there's like this 2561 01:49:58.279 --> 01:50:01.079 clear like us being like it's star and then there's 2562 01:50:01.119 --> 01:50:03.279 like footage of us halfway through the fight and we're like, 2563 01:50:03.720 --> 01:50:05.479 oh god, damn it. 2564 01:50:07.079 --> 01:50:09.640 You can tell within five minutes, not even you tell 2565 01:50:09.680 --> 01:50:13.199 within like a few seconds of the first round, You're like, oh, 2566 01:50:13.359 --> 01:50:16.199 this isn't this isn't happening. 2567 01:50:15.960 --> 01:50:19.720 This isn't it. He's not throwing any punches. I mean, like, I. 2568 01:50:19.640 --> 01:50:23.920 Think it's a sad fight and a reflection of sad thing. Yeah, 2569 01:50:23.960 --> 01:50:27.199 it's just like to me, it's it was a waste 2570 01:50:27.279 --> 01:50:28.479 of everybody's time. 2571 01:50:28.960 --> 01:50:30.680 Well I sent for balls. 2572 01:50:31.159 --> 01:50:33.279 Sure, I mean they got a ship ton of money 2573 01:50:33.319 --> 01:50:36.119 out of it. But I think to me, we all 2574 01:50:36.199 --> 01:50:38.640 kind of got bamboozled a little bit. And do assuming 2575 01:50:38.680 --> 01:50:40.680 there's going to be some kind of interesting. 2576 01:50:40.319 --> 01:50:46.239 Fight, every one of these spectacle fights is always so disappointing. 2577 01:50:46.279 --> 01:50:48.640 You know, I feel like fool me. This is like 2578 01:50:48.880 --> 01:50:52.399 several times now where it's like I should have known better. Yeah, 2579 01:50:53.079 --> 01:50:55.600 that's an old man. That's an old man who's been 2580 01:50:55.640 --> 01:50:57.319 through it. Well, it's been a really. 2581 01:50:57.079 --> 01:51:00.119 Tough year and we've been beaten down a lot, and 2582 01:51:00.159 --> 01:51:02.720 as Jake said getting off the plane, I can't take 2583 01:51:02.760 --> 01:51:05.800 another l and I really need that guy to murder 2584 01:51:05.880 --> 01:51:06.600 that YouTuber. 2585 01:51:06.760 --> 01:51:08.760 Yeah, we didn't want to go to YouTuber get beaten 2586 01:51:08.800 --> 01:51:11.439 to a pulp. That's all we wanted to hope. 2587 01:51:11.840 --> 01:51:14.800 But yeah, that didn't that did not occur. I mean, 2588 01:51:15.039 --> 01:51:17.159 do you think you guys could take down Tyson in 2589 01:51:17.199 --> 01:51:17.960 his current state? 2590 01:51:18.600 --> 01:51:22.000 No, I think if I had time to train, yes. 2591 01:51:23.520 --> 01:51:26.840 Makes zero percent chance for me. And I also highly 2592 01:51:26.880 --> 01:51:27.479 doubt Grub. 2593 01:51:28.119 --> 01:51:30.119 I think that there's a strong chance still that he 2594 01:51:30.199 --> 01:51:31.239 knocks me out in one punch. 2595 01:51:31.359 --> 01:51:33.279 Let's be clear. Sure, but I think if I had 2596 01:51:33.319 --> 01:51:37.920 time to train, I would have a chance. I feel drunk. 2597 01:51:38.319 --> 01:51:42.800 Twenty two year old Mary Kish could beat a four 2598 01:51:42.880 --> 01:51:43.840 year old Mike Tyson. 2599 01:51:44.800 --> 01:51:45.159 Yeah? 2600 01:51:45.159 --> 01:51:47.960 Four, absolutely, Yeah, I'd kill him. 2601 01:51:48.159 --> 01:51:50.159 I'd put my money on you. Yeah, what ages I 2602 01:51:50.239 --> 01:51:55.319 become picks him up and punts him? Yeah? Yeah, kurrent age? Mary? 2603 01:51:55.479 --> 01:51:57.800 How young or how old would Mike Tyson have to 2604 01:51:57.800 --> 01:51:58.760 be for you to beat him? 2605 01:51:59.479 --> 01:52:02.600 I mean I would say tween tween Tyson. I could 2606 01:52:02.600 --> 01:52:03.439 take him out at twelve? 2607 01:52:03.560 --> 01:52:04.439 You think you could? 2608 01:52:05.119 --> 01:52:09.159 I don't know as a teenager's twelve? 2609 01:52:09.720 --> 01:52:10.079 Twelve? 2610 01:52:10.279 --> 01:52:14.079 Okay, still I don't know twelve. 2611 01:52:14.159 --> 01:52:18.479 He hasn't developed yet cognitively, not cogetatively. 2612 01:52:20.680 --> 01:52:21.680 I don't know what ever happened. 2613 01:52:22.520 --> 01:52:24.960 I don't think that he's developed his muscles at twelve. 2614 01:52:25.760 --> 01:52:29.319 No, but he was probably training to box, I think. 2615 01:52:29.359 --> 01:52:31.159 Let me, I want to see when he started training. 2616 01:52:32.760 --> 01:52:35.680 What about old year old Tyson? Well, let's figure out 2617 01:52:35.720 --> 01:52:37.439 the first one. He looks pretty strong. 2618 01:52:38.000 --> 01:52:40.079 Yeah, I want to be I don't think there's any 2619 01:52:40.159 --> 01:52:42.520 chance you take out a twelve year old Mike Tyson. 2620 01:52:42.880 --> 01:52:44.119 No, I really don't think. 2621 01:52:44.000 --> 01:52:46.600 So, oh my god, he looks so I don't chance 2622 01:52:46.680 --> 01:52:49.520 I could take out twelve years His first fight was 2623 01:52:49.520 --> 01:52:51.720 with a bigger you who pulled the head off of 2624 01:52:51.720 --> 01:52:53.399 one of Tyson's pigeons. 2625 01:52:53.399 --> 01:52:54.439 Holy shit. 2626 01:52:55.000 --> 01:52:57.680 By okay, by the age of thirteen, So at the 2627 01:52:57.720 --> 01:53:00.359 age of twelve or younger, he had been a rested 2628 01:53:00.439 --> 01:53:01.319 thirty eight times. 2629 01:53:01.640 --> 01:53:04.079 Oh okay, all right, I gotta go. I gotta go younger, 2630 01:53:04.239 --> 01:53:08.399 all right, hold on, hold on, Yeah I was young, 2631 01:53:09.279 --> 01:53:11.720 let's go. Let's go with five. I think. 2632 01:53:15.840 --> 01:53:18.119 Okay, so five on the young end, I'll take that 2633 01:53:18.199 --> 01:53:21.199 as well, and then on the old end, what do 2634 01:53:21.279 --> 01:53:21.720 you now? 2635 01:53:22.199 --> 01:53:22.920 He's fifty eight? 2636 01:53:22.960 --> 01:53:25.840 Now fifty eight, I would say seventy. 2637 01:53:26.000 --> 01:53:30.000 I would feel confident. At seventy, I'll say ninety and dead. 2638 01:53:32.640 --> 01:53:34.359 Would do I get like a board with a nail 2639 01:53:34.399 --> 01:53:34.720 in it. 2640 01:53:35.239 --> 01:53:35.760 Just missing? 2641 01:53:36.119 --> 01:53:40.760 No, No, I mean I think seventy. My hope is 2642 01:53:40.760 --> 01:53:42.039 that his heart would give out. 2643 01:53:42.239 --> 01:53:50.359 Oh god, this year training videos, he looks pretty good. Yeah, 2644 01:53:51.520 --> 01:53:53.600 he threw like two punches and got tired. I don't know. 2645 01:53:53.680 --> 01:53:56.880 I'm going five and dead and five a dead five 2646 01:53:56.960 --> 01:53:58.239 year old? Yeah, you could beat up a dead five 2647 01:53:58.279 --> 01:53:58.560 year old. 2648 01:53:58.560 --> 01:54:01.920 You're saying five dead Okay. 2649 01:54:01.680 --> 01:54:04.000 Living five Dead Old. 2650 01:54:06.159 --> 01:54:08.000 That's my favorite justin Timberlake album. 2651 01:54:08.039 --> 01:54:14.000 By the way, Uh, finally here we got When was 2652 01:54:14.039 --> 01:54:16.800 the last time any of you watched Team America World Police? 2653 01:54:17.159 --> 01:54:19.279 That movie kind of holds up in some weird ways, 2654 01:54:19.319 --> 01:54:23.279 and super doesn't, and others like mcgroober that's joke from 2655 01:54:23.279 --> 01:54:26.720 New York. Now, I do take serious umbrage with the mcgroovers. 2656 01:54:27.199 --> 01:54:30.199 I do too, because mcgruber's knows what it's doing. 2657 01:54:31.000 --> 01:54:33.720 Every joke, every joke, it knows what it's doing, and 2658 01:54:33.760 --> 01:54:36.279 it's deliberately delivering them in the way it does because 2659 01:54:36.520 --> 01:54:39.960 it like, that's the joke. Uh, World Police was like, 2660 01:54:40.439 --> 01:54:43.680 wouldn't be funny if it was the Film Actors Guild 2661 01:54:43.760 --> 01:54:45.439 instead of the Screen Actors Guild. 2662 01:54:45.479 --> 01:54:47.159 And then we use that word a bunch of times. 2663 01:54:47.159 --> 01:54:48.520 It's like I forgot that bit. 2664 01:54:48.840 --> 01:54:51.199 Yeah, And there's a bunch of the accents and stuff 2665 01:54:51.239 --> 01:54:53.600 that probably like a lot of the accents that can. 2666 01:54:53.479 --> 01:54:59.640 Be heavily like relies on racist tropes, but in. 2667 01:54:59.600 --> 01:55:02.079 A way that like I think South Park typically tried 2668 01:55:02.119 --> 01:55:04.199 to do by being like, oh, we're being so over 2669 01:55:04.239 --> 01:55:06.039 the top with it that it's like we're making fun 2670 01:55:06.079 --> 01:55:07.720 of the racism. But I think even that now is 2671 01:55:07.760 --> 01:55:09.840 just kind of like seeing this lazy And I don't think. 2672 01:55:09.680 --> 01:55:11.800 They were making fun of the racism. I think they 2673 01:55:11.800 --> 01:55:15.279 were relishing in the racism. 2674 01:55:15.720 --> 01:55:17.439 Yeah, the song is. 2675 01:55:17.279 --> 01:55:20.720 Not like, oh, we're being tongue in cheek about this. 2676 01:55:20.840 --> 01:55:25.039 You're just making a joke about how people are, you know, 2677 01:55:25.279 --> 01:55:27.760 how people can communicate and say there're r's and l's. 2678 01:55:27.800 --> 01:55:32.000 Like that's not that. Yeah, it's the whole fucking song. Yeah, 2679 01:55:32.079 --> 01:55:32.920 it does not hold up. 2680 01:55:32.960 --> 01:55:33.520 There's no way. 2681 01:55:33.560 --> 01:55:36.359 There's no way that movie holds up. But as far 2682 01:55:36.439 --> 01:55:38.640 as to say, I I don't know. I mean, I 2683 01:55:38.680 --> 01:55:41.359 think like they go so far with it, the thing 2684 01:55:41.479 --> 01:55:44.680 like that makes I also disagree with this, Like I 2685 01:55:44.720 --> 01:55:48.000 think mcgruber does hold up because there's an element to 2686 01:55:48.079 --> 01:55:52.760 how you can use cursing that accentuates a sentence and 2687 01:55:52.960 --> 01:55:56.359 makes it funny. I'll give you an example, like in mcgroober, 2688 01:55:56.560 --> 01:55:59.439 they ask like about the team, and he's like, it's 2689 01:55:59.479 --> 01:56:02.000 a bunch of fucking good guys, and like the way 2690 01:56:02.079 --> 01:56:06.199 he adds fucking adds to that sentence. It adds to 2691 01:56:06.239 --> 01:56:09.239 the comedic value. It also tells you about something about 2692 01:56:09.279 --> 01:56:14.680 who he is as a character. Whereas in uh, Team America, 2693 01:56:14.760 --> 01:56:19.359 they use fucking almost every sentence all the time, and 2694 01:56:19.439 --> 01:56:23.439 I think it just exhausts itself to the where it 2695 01:56:23.479 --> 01:56:25.479 has it has lost on me, right right. 2696 01:56:25.479 --> 01:56:28.079 They're like, it's it's funny if these puppets are swearing. Sure, 2697 01:56:28.159 --> 01:56:29.560 this is like based on the Kids Show. And then 2698 01:56:29.560 --> 01:56:31.199 they just kind of went that that that was the 2699 01:56:31.199 --> 01:56:31.640 whole movie. 2700 01:56:31.680 --> 01:56:34.680 Yeah, can you believe these puppet these puppets, These puppets 2701 01:56:34.720 --> 01:56:41.319 are saying fuck every sentence, Whereas mcgruber is a real 2702 01:56:41.359 --> 01:56:45.119 piece of ship and so he's around regular people and 2703 01:56:45.159 --> 01:56:46.279 he just can't help himself. 2704 01:56:46.439 --> 01:56:48.199 He's aggressive, asshole and. 2705 01:56:48.239 --> 01:56:50.319 Yes, there are a bunch of fucking really great guys. 2706 01:56:50.880 --> 01:56:53.319 The second the second part of that line is it's 2707 01:56:53.359 --> 01:56:55.399 after the funerals and he's looking out the window of 2708 01:56:55.399 --> 01:56:58.199 the sunglasses and he's like, there were fucking great guys 2709 01:56:58.279 --> 01:57:01.680 and this is a fucking asshole a day. 2710 01:57:02.720 --> 01:57:07.239 There's something about it that I think does work that 2711 01:57:07.439 --> 01:57:10.319 I just don't think Team America had. And I think 2712 01:57:10.359 --> 01:57:13.279 in retrospect because I used to be a real big 2713 01:57:13.840 --> 01:57:18.239 advocate of that group and South Park, and I still 2714 01:57:18.640 --> 01:57:21.159 look at some of the old episodes with nostalgia because 2715 01:57:21.199 --> 01:57:23.000 it was powerful to me, and we used to not 2716 01:57:23.079 --> 01:57:24.960 miss an episode of South Park when it came on, 2717 01:57:25.039 --> 01:57:27.720 like you had to see it when it was like 2718 01:57:28.239 --> 01:57:31.359 launching on Comedy Central. And I look back on a 2719 01:57:31.359 --> 01:57:33.319 lot of it and it's just like, it just doesn't 2720 01:57:33.720 --> 01:57:35.680 It's not as smart as I thought it was. It's 2721 01:57:35.800 --> 01:57:42.479 not as thoughtful. But these joke films like hot Shots, 2722 01:57:43.159 --> 01:57:47.600 hot Shots Part do this film, they do hold up 2723 01:57:47.880 --> 01:57:50.399 because there are moments in time that are very thoughtful. 2724 01:57:50.399 --> 01:57:52.279 I think they're actually very smart in the way they're 2725 01:57:52.319 --> 01:57:55.439 written to play with these characters and these tropes. They're 2726 01:57:55.479 --> 01:57:59.600 not just edgy catchphrases to shock you. 2727 01:58:00.039 --> 01:58:02.079 That's the thing, and the one thing that I'll even 2728 01:58:02.119 --> 01:58:04.359 like other mcgrooover fans sometimes a point is like the 2729 01:58:04.359 --> 01:58:06.800 one joke that doesn't hold up is the one where 2730 01:58:06.840 --> 01:58:07.840 he's putting the team. 2731 01:58:07.600 --> 01:58:09.800 Together and he's like, okay, I got anyp I got 2732 01:58:09.880 --> 01:58:10.239 a mark. 2733 01:58:10.640 --> 01:58:12.640 It's all the wrestlers, and he gets the Big Show 2734 01:58:12.920 --> 01:58:14.560 and he's like, oh, the Big Show, Hell yeah, and 2735 01:58:14.600 --> 01:58:16.960 then Big Show makes out with the guy and then 2736 01:58:17.079 --> 01:58:19.640 mcgroober freaks out and crosses his name out. I will 2737 01:58:19.640 --> 01:58:23.000 say the joke there is that mcgrooper fucking sucks and 2738 01:58:23.039 --> 01:58:26.640 of course he's homophobic, like you know, yes he is. 2739 01:58:27.000 --> 01:58:29.600 He is the one asshole in a world of like 2740 01:58:29.680 --> 01:58:31.680 regular people that are just doing their thing and just 2741 01:58:31.720 --> 01:58:34.359 like are actually competent and doing their jobs. And so 2742 01:58:34.479 --> 01:58:38.239 him being the worst in every situation, including like morally, 2743 01:58:38.600 --> 01:58:42.239 is the joke and rules it's funny. Yeah, it's not haha, 2744 01:58:42.279 --> 01:58:44.239 Big Show's gay. The joke is like, oh, of course 2745 01:58:44.279 --> 01:58:45.119 he's a homophobe too. 2746 01:58:45.199 --> 01:58:47.319 Yeah, yeah, of course he'd be afraid to work with 2747 01:58:47.359 --> 01:58:50.399 a gay man. Yes, yes, exactly. So now i've i've 2748 01:58:50.399 --> 01:58:50.800 hauled up. 2749 01:58:50.800 --> 01:58:54.159 I mean mcgroover is twenty ten, it's fifteen years old almost, 2750 01:58:54.239 --> 01:58:57.479 and we just watch half of it a week ago, Mary. 2751 01:58:57.319 --> 01:58:59.680 Yeah, or we did watch half of it before. 2752 01:59:00.039 --> 01:59:01.920 Can Jake fell asleep because it was four in the 2753 01:59:01.920 --> 01:59:02.880 morning or something. 2754 01:59:02.680 --> 01:59:04.640 Aggressively picked Mike's nose. 2755 01:59:04.800 --> 01:59:08.920 That was decker, That was decker. Yeah, Jake went nuts. 2756 01:59:09.520 --> 01:59:12.199 Your finger was in there and he rubbed it in 2757 01:59:12.279 --> 01:59:13.119 his mouth. 2758 01:59:13.640 --> 01:59:21.760 So grubbed myself. I thought he would do. He was 2759 01:59:21.800 --> 01:59:23.640 playing a little game of chicken with me. I thought 2760 01:59:23.640 --> 01:59:25.800 he was because like he was asleep and I was like, 2761 01:59:25.800 --> 01:59:27.279 who's gonna put my binger in your. 2762 01:59:27.199 --> 01:59:31.920 Nose the way most people like chicken asleep and without consent. 2763 01:59:32.079 --> 01:59:35.119 Go on, Yeah, I got to put I'm gonna put 2764 01:59:35.159 --> 01:59:35.640 in his nose. 2765 01:59:35.680 --> 01:59:38.760 And he wasn't moving, and I like just barely, like 2766 01:59:38.880 --> 01:59:40.720 kind of touched here. And he's like, Oh, he's fucking 2767 01:59:40.760 --> 01:59:40.960 with me. 2768 01:59:41.000 --> 01:59:43.079 He's gonna see if I if I got the guts 2769 01:59:43.079 --> 01:59:43.840 to keep going. 2770 01:59:43.720 --> 01:59:46.199 And I just kept moving, and I instantly was like, 2771 01:59:46.319 --> 01:59:47.840 I don't want to keep going. I hope he gives 2772 01:59:47.920 --> 01:59:50.520 up on this. I don't want to keep putting. And 2773 01:59:50.560 --> 01:59:53.279 I got my finger pretty far up his nose and 2774 01:59:53.319 --> 01:59:54.640 he didn't sell it at all. 2775 01:59:55.760 --> 01:59:59.920 Oh, because he was actually asleep. I think he was working. 2776 02:00:00.800 --> 02:00:06.039 Sleep and then you take it out, laugh, put it 2777 02:00:06.039 --> 02:00:07.880 in his mouth, and then you do it again. 2778 02:00:12.600 --> 02:00:15.800 So what's the defense For the second time? I thought 2779 02:00:15.800 --> 02:00:17.279 he was playing double Chicken. 2780 02:00:17.479 --> 02:00:20.960 Double Chicken car, double Chickens, the classic double Chicken. 2781 02:00:21.520 --> 02:00:23.720 Classic, double Sleepy Chicken. 2782 02:00:23.920 --> 02:00:28.159 That's a trademark. Yeah, of course he loves that shit. Yeah. 2783 02:00:28.239 --> 02:00:30.359 Yeah, well, Joe, you're wrong. 2784 02:00:31.680 --> 02:00:33.359 But I do think that. 2785 02:00:35.319 --> 02:00:37.680 I haven't seen Team America in years. Actually don't have 2786 02:00:37.720 --> 02:00:38.359 a desire to. 2787 02:00:39.279 --> 02:00:42.920 Yeah, I was like, I meanbe I saw a YouTube 2788 02:00:43.000 --> 02:00:45.840 video that was like talking about it, and so I 2789 02:00:46.359 --> 02:00:49.039 started watching again and I'm like, Okay, Nope, this really 2790 02:00:49.079 --> 02:00:50.239 really really doesn't hold up. 2791 02:00:50.279 --> 02:00:50.520 Yep. 2792 02:00:50.640 --> 02:00:52.479 Last I probably saw it was in like two thousand 2793 02:00:52.479 --> 02:00:54.880 and six with Kayla. I remember like, oh, she should 2794 02:00:54.920 --> 02:00:55.199 see this. 2795 02:00:55.600 --> 02:00:57.359 I agree with you, Joe, there are parts of it 2796 02:00:57.359 --> 02:00:58.000 that do hold up. 2797 02:00:58.039 --> 02:00:59.600 I think the first parts of the first half of 2798 02:00:59.640 --> 02:01:02.079 the movie is like pretty good, and then it just 2799 02:01:02.119 --> 02:01:05.039 like all the jokes run their course and everything just 2800 02:01:05.039 --> 02:01:06.720 gets run on the ground, and then they do the 2801 02:01:06.760 --> 02:01:09.159 thing they always do where it's just like, now, let's 2802 02:01:09.199 --> 02:01:11.680 tell you why we really need America to protect us 2803 02:01:11.680 --> 02:01:12.680 from these savages. 2804 02:01:12.720 --> 02:01:13.600 It's like, oh my god. 2805 02:01:13.720 --> 02:01:13.920 Yeah. 2806 02:01:15.399 --> 02:01:18.359 Maybe at its best when it's like mocking that post 2807 02:01:18.439 --> 02:01:21.640 nine to eleven ultra nationalism stuff, where's the freedom Isn't Free? 2808 02:01:21.800 --> 02:01:24.800 Song and all that exactly, that stuff does hold up. Yeah. 2809 02:01:24.880 --> 02:01:27.760 Yeah, and the America fuck yeah. I think some of 2810 02:01:27.760 --> 02:01:30.680 those songs probably still have some value in the sense of, 2811 02:01:30.720 --> 02:01:35.239 like you're making fun of america imperialism and our war system. 2812 02:01:35.720 --> 02:01:38.800 There's there's jokes to be had about how right. 2813 02:01:38.640 --> 02:01:41.039 Team America shows up to like save the day from 2814 02:01:41.039 --> 02:01:43.600 the terrorists, and in doing so, they're destroying the countries 2815 02:01:43.600 --> 02:01:45.479 that they're in and stuff like that, and they don't 2816 02:01:45.479 --> 02:01:48.000 even notice it, and they're like just fuck yeah, It's 2817 02:01:48.039 --> 02:01:50.399 like all that stuff does work, and then it just 2818 02:01:50.479 --> 02:01:50.920 keeps going. 2819 02:01:51.000 --> 02:01:52.880 I just remember the joke though, that holds up pretty 2820 02:01:52.880 --> 02:01:55.600 well where the guy wants to sleep with the lady 2821 02:01:55.600 --> 02:01:57.920 puppet and she's like, no, I can't, you know, you'll 2822 02:01:58.079 --> 02:02:00.680 you'll die, just like you know, my or whatever, and 2823 02:02:00.720 --> 02:02:02.399 he's like, I can only sleep with you if you 2824 02:02:02.399 --> 02:02:04.600 can promise me you'll never die, and he just straight 2825 02:02:04.640 --> 02:02:12.720 face turns there's like, I promise I will never die. 2826 02:02:14.960 --> 02:02:18.359 Now, there's a really interesting metaphor in that film, Oh 2827 02:02:19.359 --> 02:02:22.399 about dick's fucking pussies. 2828 02:02:22.880 --> 02:02:24.720 Oh god, that's the whole speech, isn't it. 2829 02:02:25.880 --> 02:02:30.920 America long You need a dick because an asshole can't 2830 02:02:30.920 --> 02:02:31.680 fuck a pussy? 2831 02:02:31.800 --> 02:02:32.880 Right, Let's say, oh my god? 2832 02:02:33.640 --> 02:02:38.000 Really, yeah, you are really really impressed by your metaphor here. 2833 02:02:38.279 --> 02:02:41.199 Yeah, do you have a college essay about dick's fucking 2834 02:02:41.279 --> 02:02:43.600 pussies because assholes can't fuck pussies. 2835 02:02:43.640 --> 02:02:46.399 I don't know if newspaper here. 2836 02:02:48.600 --> 02:02:52.640 In this essay, I will explain I'm looking at your 2837 02:02:52.640 --> 02:02:53.119 camera right now. 2838 02:02:53.119 --> 02:02:54.439 Did you steal that book from my house or did 2839 02:02:54.439 --> 02:02:55.119 you buy that? 2840 02:02:56.960 --> 02:02:58.920 I bought it while sitting in that chair at your 2841 02:02:59.199 --> 02:03:01.079 You don't care, yep, I remember you look at it. 2842 02:03:01.920 --> 02:03:03.119 Take that from me? Yep. 2843 02:03:03.479 --> 02:03:05.560 I literally was just like, I'm gonna stand up, but 2844 02:03:05.600 --> 02:03:06.960 I really want to keep reading this book, but I'm 2845 02:03:07.000 --> 02:03:08.840 just gonna buy it right now and then downstairs. 2846 02:03:08.960 --> 02:03:11.079 Yeah, books and sixty four companion. 2847 02:03:11.159 --> 02:03:11.439 Uh huh. 2848 02:03:11.439 --> 02:03:13.159 It's a fun one day. That make them joined quite 2849 02:03:13.159 --> 02:03:14.239 a bit. Yeah, a lot of good a lot of 2850 02:03:14.239 --> 02:03:15.079 good stories in there. 2851 02:03:15.199 --> 02:03:18.680 Yes, all right, grub, thank you so much for short 2852 02:03:18.800 --> 02:03:20.720 notice joining us here, you know. 2853 02:03:20.720 --> 02:03:23.960 Yeah, no problem. Love love to be on the show. Yeah, oh, 2854 02:03:24.079 --> 02:03:24.680 I don't know. 2855 02:03:24.880 --> 02:03:28.600 We'll be doing some Uh we got the BombCast tomorrow. 2856 02:03:28.720 --> 02:03:30.520 Tune in for that game this morning. 2857 02:03:31.319 --> 02:03:34.720 Six days in the past or seven days. 2858 02:03:35.319 --> 02:03:37.399 I have nothing going on that I get. I'm gonna 2859 02:03:37.439 --> 02:03:39.720 be deeply unemployed, so yeah, don't worry about it. 2860 02:03:39.920 --> 02:03:42.560 We have to do our countdown to the Game Awards first, 2861 02:03:42.560 --> 02:03:43.600 So that's right. 2862 02:03:43.680 --> 02:03:46.159 Yeah, people that we could talk about that now, countdown 2863 02:03:46.199 --> 02:03:49.800 to the Game Awards, which apparently I'm involved in somehow. 2864 02:03:49.880 --> 02:03:51.680 So yeah, Greb, we should have a meeting or six 2865 02:03:51.760 --> 02:03:54.760 hundred about that, you know what, I say, six hundred 2866 02:03:54.800 --> 02:03:56.520 and one just to be sure. 2867 02:03:57.239 --> 02:04:00.760 Yeah, it's been a month. Yes, it's been NonStop, but 2868 02:04:01.520 --> 02:04:03.880 yeah it seems like a big deal. We're ready to help. 2869 02:04:04.000 --> 02:04:08.079 We'll do on part for God in Country. Yeah, absolutely. 2870 02:04:08.119 --> 02:04:09.359 All right, Mary, what do you got? 2871 02:04:10.600 --> 02:04:13.960 I am still streaming every Monday and right now I'm 2872 02:04:14.039 --> 02:04:16.319 trying to get through Silent Hill too, and I'm having 2873 02:04:16.359 --> 02:04:20.119 a great time. So if you like spoopy scary games, 2874 02:04:20.159 --> 02:04:22.159 this is the time to get on the Silent Hill 2875 02:04:22.159 --> 02:04:24.760 to train. It's a blast. I'm I'm really having a 2876 02:04:24.760 --> 02:04:25.560 lot of fun with it. 2877 02:04:25.640 --> 02:04:28.520 So every month glad to hear that. Yeah, what about it. 2878 02:04:29.359 --> 02:04:31.439 I'm doing same stuff as Grob with the giant bomb 2879 02:04:31.520 --> 02:04:34.800 stuff and then Instagram and I'm on Blue Sky now. 2880 02:04:34.880 --> 02:04:37.600 I'm a Dan Record dot Com on Blue Sky, so 2881 02:04:37.640 --> 02:04:39.439 you can find me there. I'm actually kind of liking it, 2882 02:04:39.479 --> 02:04:41.000 so maybe I'll be over there a little more than 2883 02:04:41.000 --> 02:04:42.800 I was on Twitter for the last few years. But 2884 02:04:43.319 --> 02:04:45.560 that's all I got for now, and that is it 2885 02:04:45.600 --> 02:04:47.399 for this episode of The Fire's Good Cast. 2886 02:04:47.920 --> 02:04:49.760 Real quick, I did see you got Dan Record dot 2887 02:04:49.760 --> 02:04:51.560 Com on there, and so that inspired me to go 2888 02:04:51.600 --> 02:04:52.680 get grub dot. 2889 02:04:52.479 --> 02:04:57.720 WTF on blue Sky, so the registered domain. 2890 02:04:57.920 --> 02:04:59.920 While while waiting for my kids to get done sho 2891 02:05:00.000 --> 02:05:01.720 opping a Disney World, I was like, I'll just get 2892 02:05:01.720 --> 02:05:02.960 this right now and go for it. 2893 02:05:03.039 --> 02:05:08.039 So coming to DNS settings and yeah, exactly, and it 2894 02:05:08.119 --> 02:05:08.960 didn't work. For a minute. 2895 02:05:09.000 --> 02:05:10.840 I'm like, gosh, I can't figure this whatever, And then 2896 02:05:10.880 --> 02:05:12.439 eventually the next day I think it just clicked in 2897 02:05:12.479 --> 02:05:13.119 place and worked. 2898 02:05:13.279 --> 02:05:15.840 Yeah, grub dot w t F on Blue Sky. Oh 2899 02:05:15.880 --> 02:05:17.000 hell yeah, all. 2900 02:05:16.960 --> 02:05:19.840 Right, we're out of here. Thanks so much, Mary and Jeff. 2901 02:05:20.079 --> 02:05:20.960 Goodbye everyone. 2902 02:05:21.600 --> 02:05:25.920 Bye. I forgot flip Patreon. If this is still in 2903 02:05:25.920 --> 02:05:27.319 the episode, go to our patron. We put up an 2904 02:05:27.319 --> 02:05:28.159 neckleplin in a web video. 2905 02:05:28.479 --> 02:05:32.600 But also we have merch and uh our social channels 2906 02:05:32.600 --> 02:05:33.720 and don't forget to rate us stars. 2907 02:05:33.800 --> 02:06:03.159 Yeah, just all s in the last episode, step stop