Speaker 1: It's like I love Zoe, right, but we do have
Speaker 1: to be a little mindful of how we speak about
Speaker 1: our lives.
Speaker 2: Thank you for finally catching that I've been saying. She
Speaker 2: is a humble, she is a bragger, but she just
Speaker 2: does it in such a battle does it perfectly. Like
Speaker 2: when she's driving from the airport, She's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I love Italy. I've been here so many.
Speaker 3: Times, Hilo and welcome to bad TV.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm doing I'm pat go on, do it,
Speaker 1: do it. I'm Ropey, I'm and that's Kaylen Klens here
Speaker 1: as well. Guys, we are in Medici Italy today.
Speaker 2: Do you know about the Medici?
Speaker 1: I know about them. Yeah, yeah, a cult banking family
Speaker 1: funded the Renaissance.
Speaker 2: Well, well we were a mafioso family. They got like
Speaker 2: family members that became popes. They ran the whole fucking place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're very important.
Speaker 2: Throat killed people like the Pope would make calls back
Speaker 2: in the day like, oh you gotta take this person.
Speaker 1: Yeahpers you're trying to make big things happen. You gotta
Speaker 1: take big swings. You know, some people, you know, need
Speaker 1: to get wrapped up in a parchment paper. Right, let's
Speaker 1: start over. Hi, Hello it No, I'm kidding. No, it's
Speaker 1: such a fun episode. Today we are in medici and
Speaker 1: it is. Actually there are so many little moments of
Speaker 1: this show that are just a joy. Jennifer Tilly and
Speaker 1: Kathy Hilton are fire and all cylinders. But before we
Speaker 1: get into any of it, very important. Go patreon dot
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Speaker 1: Love is Blind reunion season ten. One hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: people the lost colony of Love is Blind are there.
Speaker 1: They're being interviewed. The Chris of it all, the Davante
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Speaker 1: it all down to Patreon. Also, Summer House is going
Speaker 1: to be there all season and get ready the Bachelorette
Speaker 1: starts soon.
Speaker 2: And just around the corner, I've actually watched episode one
Speaker 2: of the Real Housewives of Rhode Island and boy, are
Speaker 2: you in store for some real fun.
Speaker 1: Really? You know Cees has been watching Ladies of London.
Speaker 1: There's that one lady who is like one of the
Speaker 1: worst people I've ever seen on television, The Asian lady.
Speaker 1: You know that that lady that was accused of being
Speaker 1: a madame. I don't wow, rotten rotten character, rotten egg. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: and what are you drinking? What's the beverage of choice today?
Speaker 1: Really good?
Speaker 2: It's zero sugar Mountain do Baja tropical citrus punch.
Speaker 1: All right, everybody? Uh and crack one of those if
Speaker 1: you're with us? Uh wow ah yeah.
Speaker 2: A lot of judgment from people that eat nerd clusters.
Speaker 1: Get in the comments. Yes, you know what I'm starting
Speaker 1: to pat has always said, I drink he Do you
Speaker 1: drink water throughout the day?
Speaker 2: No? I don't like water.
Speaker 1: Okay, Patrick never drinks water. You don't really eat anything.
Speaker 1: You drink almost exclusively sacharine, solutions of aspertain and other
Speaker 1: kinds art. But I have to say he is as
Speaker 1: handsome as ever. He doesn't go to the doctor, so
Speaker 1: we don't know that his insides are rotting, but they're
Speaker 1: probably not. He seems to be doing fine, ruby is Patrick? Now? Wow?
Speaker 2: So a lot of people have asked for my skin regimen?
Speaker 4: Look great?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: I sent like a screenshot of all my various lotions
Speaker 2: and such.
Speaker 1: Your American psycho regime. Yeah. Well, anyways, we hope you're
Speaker 1: having a hot little Patty. Day two guys, we have
Speaker 1: the whatever episode this is of the ree Hossewives of
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills Medici edition. We are in a villa, we
Speaker 1: are watching opera. We're getting stuck in elevators. What did
Speaker 1: we think about the episode? Ruby winning, you go ahead
Speaker 1: and give your babys.
Speaker 4: My episode was made up of little baybays. It was
Speaker 4: not a good overall episode, right, but there were enough
Speaker 4: little moments of Jennifer Tilly and the elevator there were
Speaker 4: they were sprinkled in throughout that I would give it
Speaker 4: seventy eight babas.
Speaker 1: I think that's a perfect way to describe this episode. Overall,
Speaker 1: not fantastic, nothing major happened, but there were so many
Speaker 1: of these little babys that I really thought Erica Jane
Speaker 1: brought it tonight. There were a lot of Erica Jane moments.
Speaker 1: Let me see if I can rec.
Speaker 2: I love this place, baby, I'd like to buy one. Someday.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll marry a guy that takes money from people's
Speaker 2: whose faces were burned off. Oh wait, I already did that.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of suck babe.
Speaker 1: One example of a great Erica. Oh, I'd like to
Speaker 1: talk to Rachel Ze about match going twinsies with Amanda
Speaker 1: and del Jay Baby. I mean, there's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: She was a sh yeah great tonight, and yeah, it's
Speaker 1: important that she went upstairs with the cattle product to
Speaker 1: get to read out of her room.
Speaker 2: I've always wondered what Durit's doing.
Speaker 1: She's doing nothing. She's just making everyone wait. She literally
Speaker 1: she wasn't doing anything. She was fully glammed up, fully dressed.
Speaker 1: She was just I think she's just waiting and staring
Speaker 1: at a wall, going I hate these women. I'm prettier
Speaker 1: than these women. I hate these Yes, I'll be right there.
Speaker 1: She's fucking out of her mind, ninety pous.
Speaker 2: You know, it's kind of like, uh, you know when
Speaker 2: the band gets off the stage and they disappear for
Speaker 2: like twenty minutes and years sy oh sy, and they're
Speaker 2: like like and then he comes out like twenty minutes later.
Speaker 2: He's like, do you want more? It's like, we've been
Speaker 2: shouting your name for twenty minutes. Ass, oh, well, you've
Speaker 2: been downing a fifth of Jack Daniel, as your mother
Speaker 2: flowers in the moment, he enjoys the twenty minutes of downing.
Speaker 2: He's not doing anything back there he's gonna dick sot.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh sy HSI and he's like, oh lose
Speaker 1: but he actually did pass away. Now yeah he's dead
Speaker 1: and his daughter looks like a coat hanger.
Speaker 4: Whoa anyways, what just like maybe, well, we won't discuss it.
Speaker 2: You know, my wife has a theory.
Speaker 1: No, I well she looks she looks like she's going
Speaker 1: through a psychotic break.
Speaker 2: But anyways, my wife has a theory that she's getting
Speaker 2: off on being skinny, getting off.
Speaker 1: Nothing tell me as good as skinny feels.
Speaker 2: Listen, not me.
Speaker 1: We talked about the concert very briefly on on our
Speaker 1: Love is Blind coverage, but Harry styles one night in Manchester.
Speaker 1: He says, we're going to do a couple more songs,
Speaker 1: then we're gonna pretend to go away for a little bit,
Speaker 1: then we're gonna come back. And I just loved the
Speaker 1: breaking of the fourth wall of what a rack at
Speaker 1: the encore is. I think I might have sex with him.
Speaker 1: It would be, it would be you know, if it
Speaker 1: was propositioned, I'd be like Harry, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: but I might. Anyways, go ahead, pots for.
Speaker 2: You, Okay, Yes, not a great episode. I want to
Speaker 2: see more of the countryside. To be honest, I mean,
Speaker 2: on these vacations, sure, this is a wonderful place to go, right,
Speaker 2: so we should see more of what's going on there.
Speaker 2: I love still Stefano though he's really making the vacation.
Speaker 2: He's an absolute delight. Yeah, Dreet, I want to say overall,
Speaker 2: and it finally caught up to me here. Whenever she's
Speaker 2: on the screen, she makes me anxious now really yes,
Speaker 2: interesting when her and Amanda, Amanda was trying to get
Speaker 2: her to talk that scene and she's like, mmm, maybe
Speaker 2: we'll do it after dinner, let's do it. Because that
Speaker 2: was truely establishing a power dynamic. I'll make you wait.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was filled with anxiety there what
Speaker 2: a question?
Speaker 1: What is dark good at being hot? It? But outside
Speaker 1: of being hot? Like, is she does she do anything?
Speaker 4: She's charming? I think like she probably she could probably
Speaker 4: work a room.
Speaker 1: You know, you think.
Speaker 2: I don't think I think she can work around you
Speaker 2: think she had knows all those languages. She's definitely she
Speaker 2: is a I think I've underestimated her. She is highly intelligent.
Speaker 2: She is a reptile.
Speaker 1: I do not agree, My God, do I not agree.
Speaker 2: Anyways, Well she scares me. I want to talk about opera.
Speaker 2: I hate opera and I hate to sound like who
Speaker 2: is that little actor guy shammy Man?
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, you know this is what happens when and
Speaker 1: I want sham Nyamalama d Bingbong needs to take ownership
Speaker 1: over what he said. But when you get into the
Speaker 1: ether of the Kardashian suck, you just start to be
Speaker 1: a materialistic piece of shit. You start to have a
Speaker 1: broken compass. And it's like, we all love Timothy Shallomey
Speaker 1: and now I am really really rooting for him to
Speaker 1: lose on Sunday.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's anything special, so I'll say that
Speaker 2: right back at him. I don't think you're anything more
Speaker 2: special than Oprah. Opera opera, opera, opera not Oprah though, No,
Speaker 2: Oprah's fine opera.
Speaker 1: Well, Oprah's not fine, child sacrifice her burned down, Mauie,
Speaker 1: No kidding, get kidding.
Speaker 2: Opera, in my opinion, is like after shave, a little
Speaker 2: bit goes a long way.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: But if you if you gave me the option, I
Speaker 2: want to go. This is where I want to gauge
Speaker 2: where you guys are with opera. Two hours of opera, okay,
Speaker 2: or you have to sit it in an airport bathroom
Speaker 2: for fifteen minutes?
Speaker 1: Uh? Two hours of opera, and can I tell you something?
Speaker 1: I want to play this game for the next forty minutes.
Speaker 1: I love this game because, well, first off, we wait,
Speaker 1: Ruby port bathroom is a hells gate. I know that's
Speaker 1: I take the opera Ruby.
Speaker 4: Easy airport bathroom for me.
Speaker 2: Oh really, wow, wow, it's hell But two hours, I
Speaker 2: mean after the third song at an opera, I mean
Speaker 2: you're just how long can you listen?
Speaker 1: Give us a couple more calen? What would you like
Speaker 1: to do? Two hours with opera, fifteen minutes in the
Speaker 1: airport bathroom? Probably go airport bathroom?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Okay, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: That's seventy five percent if we're doing that, phone or
Speaker 2: no phone, no phone.
Speaker 4: I have a good one hour and actual bumper to
Speaker 4: bumper traffic and like you move minimally or two and
Speaker 4: a half hours of opera, It depends.
Speaker 1: It depends. If I'm by myself, I can handle traffic.
Speaker 1: If I'm with my wife, we start to make an
Speaker 1: anxiety smoothie, and then I would I would rather watch
Speaker 1: seven hours of opera. Than do that.
Speaker 2: Get in the comments, let us know what your choice
Speaker 2: would be. Yeah, I'm going to give this fourteen babies.
Speaker 1: Let me come up with one. Uh oh, I got
Speaker 1: a good one for you, Homeless outreach. Oh boy, for
Speaker 1: an entire day in Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: I got to interact with zombies.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah? Or a three and a half hour
Speaker 1: opera with an intermission wine and beer only and you
Speaker 1: can only get one at a time.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's a tough one. Well, I'd have
Speaker 2: to go with the opera because I'd just be too
Speaker 2: It just be a full day of fistfights.
Speaker 1: I can see the news broadcast homeless outreach activist caught
Speaker 1: on film fighting those he was trying to help. More
Speaker 1: on that five. All right, let's get into the episode.
Speaker 1: Get in the comments. Let us know what you would
Speaker 1: rather do than I'd be open to opera. I really would.
Speaker 1: I would be like, you know what, let's do this,
Speaker 1: and then I think forty five minutes and I would
Speaker 1: be like, what is going on? All right? So we
Speaker 1: have got a massage, we have got Stefano unpacking things.
Speaker 1: This is true luxury. Like we mentioned last week, this
Speaker 1: is where the next season of White Lotus should be filmed.
Speaker 1: I really feel is that this perfect.
Speaker 2: We're already filming White Lotus. They have the cast, and
Speaker 2: I forget where it is, but it's not here.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, Okay, very odd cast.
Speaker 2: By the way, it I wish I've got.
Speaker 1: Damn it was this. There's no.
Speaker 2: Because there's one holdover from not the past season, but
Speaker 2: season two.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look it up, talk about d speaking of
Speaker 1: it right here, Helena Bottom Carter, Yeah, that's great, Christmasina,
Speaker 1: Sarah Bernard, and Steve Coogan. Oh, also Vincent Cassell. Who
Speaker 1: is Christmas Sina?
Speaker 2: And where's it taking place?
Speaker 1: I know that guy. No, let's still let's talk about.
Speaker 2: Okay, but Craig needs to be the through line. He's
Speaker 2: the one who had his wife killed in every single season.
Speaker 1: He looks like Mike Judge's not Mike Judge.
Speaker 2: I honestly think, sorry, go on a White Lotus tangent.
Speaker 2: I think this season should start off with In America
Speaker 2: with that woman that basically blackmailed him for money to
Speaker 2: open up her own massage.
Speaker 1: The massage parlor lady.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a hit on her. Take it out because he's
Speaker 2: got to clean some things.
Speaker 1: Up, Kalen, where's the next season? France?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Oh cool, so let's talk about it.
Speaker 1: Qua wow, good, thank you.
Speaker 4: Also, Mike White has a six pack on Survivor, so
Speaker 4: tune in if you haven't. No, yeah, like he and
Speaker 4: I don't think it's necessarily a zembic because he wasn't fat.
Speaker 4: He just trained and then he took his shirt off
Speaker 4: and everyone was like whoa, and he was like, I've
Speaker 4: been waiting like eight months for.
Speaker 1: This White Lotus. About that, it's like, I love him
Speaker 1: so much. Yeah, okay, all right.
Speaker 2: We should do an entire recap of Real Housewives of
Speaker 2: Beverly Hills with the background music of White Lotus. If
Speaker 2: you watch an episode of White Lotus, there's never not
Speaker 2: music underneath that.
Speaker 1: Pat loves White Lotus. Ruby hates it.
Speaker 4: I don't hate it, Okay, I don't hate it.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, all right, we need to talk.
Speaker 1: Where are all right? We're at to Reid speaking Italian,
Speaker 1: I'm happy to be obsessed. I'm happy he's just obsessed.
Speaker 1: I'm happy for her and her by tri lingual ladd tea.
Speaker 1: But don't do this. Rachel gets the Medici suite and
Speaker 1: because of that Rachel says Bose should be nominated for president,
Speaker 1: and if she got me this vacation, I would say
Speaker 1: the same thing.
Speaker 2: I would too, and Kiley would be her VP because
Speaker 2: he's got so much time on his.
Speaker 1: Hands, right, And you could pass Keighley off as a
Speaker 1: veteran of conflict because of that squirrel.
Speaker 2: It took an ice cream scooper out of his fucking head. Yep,
Speaker 2: better check him for rabies though he probably he probably
Speaker 2: wouldn't last time.
Speaker 1: I Sawna Dared falls to the floor and begins speaking Italian.
Speaker 1: I wonder what Stefano is thinking here, and if Stefano
Speaker 1: has tried to I think Stefano could probably pull off
Speaker 1: Stefano knows, but he could probably pull off a hit
Speaker 1: if he wanted to, if somebody was bad enough. I
Speaker 1: don't think Dereed's bad enough, but Stefano's definitely rolling his
Speaker 1: eyes inside, as are all of us. Go ahead, ribs.
Speaker 4: I want to know what they when they go to
Speaker 4: the break room, the four people that are on the staff,
Speaker 4: and they stand out there after the lady's chuck in.
Speaker 4: I would pay a lot of money to hear translated
Speaker 4: what they said.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, yeah, yeah, and how much.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think it's more fun to be on the
Speaker 2: service end of these kind of things. I always liked
Speaker 2: to being on the service end because you get to
Speaker 2: talk so much.
Speaker 1: Shall party down kind of? Actually yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure. Tilly wants to do naked thirst trap photos.
Speaker 1: Her body, she says, has whibbly wobbly parts. This is
Speaker 1: a pure expression of a soul. And this is what
Speaker 1: happens when you have had a good career, have all
Speaker 1: the money in the world, and you know, there's this
Speaker 1: experiment with with mice where you give them everything that
Speaker 1: they could ever want, and they're you know, they start
Speaker 1: off in a utopic bliss and then devolves into start
Speaker 1: started eating other mice and and it's not good. But
Speaker 1: if we're doing an isolated experiment and we just take
Speaker 1: Jennifer Tilly, you know, maybe she's what socialists have in mind.
Speaker 1: She's just a perfect human beaf.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, man, I think she's losing her mind.
Speaker 2: Later in the episode, she's wearing a reef made out
Speaker 2: of dead birds. She's fucking nuts.
Speaker 1: Well that hat was a lot, But again, you can't
Speaker 1: say it's not a pure expression the spirit go ahead room.
Speaker 1: Do you speak on the Whibley wobbles?
Speaker 4: The Whibley wobbles. This is the type of rich that
Speaker 4: you should be if you actually have wealth. Everyone at
Speaker 4: this level I wish was more like her, and at
Speaker 4: the same time, I want no one to be like
Speaker 4: her because she's one of a kind. I adore her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we say it all the time. Usually people with
Speaker 1: means like this start to get a little wonky. They
Speaker 1: start to get a little wonky, and Tilly's wonky. But
Speaker 1: she's a good kind of wonky. I root for her
Speaker 1: to have even more than she already has. Anyways, Uh,
Speaker 1: we take a glass elevator up to Kathy and Tilly's rooms.
Speaker 1: Kathy Hilton requests a fan. I need a fan. It
Speaker 1: helps me sleep.
Speaker 2: You go on, that's funny. She sounded like Caitlin.
Speaker 1: Yes she is.
Speaker 2: Oh, you go on.
Speaker 5: I'm just a traditional lady, babe. Don't mind the twig
Speaker 5: and berries. I'm a traditional kind of gal. That's why
Speaker 5: for Donald trap. Oh, don't don't mind those people I
Speaker 5: slaughtered with my vehicle on pH bab to be fair,
Speaker 5: totally one.
Speaker 1: Ruby, do you want to I'm okay.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: By the way, are we gonna cover how they put
Speaker 2: her in a room with a goddamn chapel.
Speaker 1: Yep, right now, Oh okay, yeah, look it where your
Speaker 1: thoughts are, well, my thoughts are.
Speaker 2: It'd be cool if you're a fucking fan of ghost hunters.
Speaker 2: Otherwise it's fucking creepy.
Speaker 1: Oh. I thought it was really, really beautiful. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: I don't need it outside the door. That's an odd
Speaker 1: thing that's going on right now. But it was a
Speaker 1: beautiful chapel.
Speaker 2: Uh first day personal story. My wife and I Italy
Speaker 2: in Rome. I couldn't believe it. The uber driver drops
Speaker 2: us off at our hotel. It was converted, uh convent
Speaker 2: for nuns. So I'm like, there's no way this is
Speaker 2: where we're supposed to say. I go in. There's the desk,
Speaker 2: there's a dude sitting there. I go, is this the
Speaker 2: hotel thingy min NINGI yeah, So I got to go, huny,
Speaker 2: this is it. We walk in. It's our room was
Speaker 2: where nuns used to stay. It looked like where nuns
Speaker 2: used to stay. The entire two days were there, we're
Speaker 2: supposed to stay for three. I would walk by all
Speaker 2: the people in the hallways. I was pretty embarrassing and go, hey,
Speaker 2: you speak English. They're like yeah, yeah kind of. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 2: what do you think of this place? It's kind of
Speaker 2: a dump. Huh. My wife would elbow me. Yeah, he
Speaker 2: knock it off.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So the final night we went and stayed at a
Speaker 2: nice place that overlooked the Uh what's that that big
Speaker 2: circle gladiators spot.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not gonna. I'm sorry, sorry, use you first.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you're at the hotel, right, and to other
Speaker 4: people that were also at the hotel, you were saying,
Speaker 4: isn't this ship right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Huh okay. That was the only thing I wanted to
Speaker 4: clarify off to you, Dylan.
Speaker 1: What's it called Saint Peter's Square?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is it called the Colisseum? No? No, no, but
Speaker 1: that it was the coliseum? Was the word I was
Speaker 1: was that that's the circle thing where.
Speaker 2: And then the fountain thing is around the corner.
Speaker 1: What's the what? What's the where's the vatican? Saint Peter's Uh,
Speaker 1: what is it?
Speaker 2: That's a couple of miles away, but yeah.
Speaker 1: What is it, Caitlin, what's the what's the thing where
Speaker 1: the Vatican is? It's not the it's Saint Peter's silica.
Speaker 1: But but I don't know if that's the anyways you
Speaker 1: went to. You went from there to the place where
Speaker 1: you're certain to get stabbed and robbed in Rome. Rum
Speaker 1: is a pretty nice place, but everybody says you go
Speaker 1: to the coliseum. That's where that's where, you know.
Speaker 2: It's a little sketchy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where it gets sketchy. Nuns have great digs.
Speaker 1: Nuns are known to have amazing digs. Just ask Katie Perry.
Speaker 1: Do you hear about that?
Speaker 2: No, what happened?
Speaker 1: Ribs you know about that?
Speaker 4: She is a notorious house thief.
Speaker 1: Yeah, straight, she She stole the house from a bunch
Speaker 1: of nuns. Oh my god, Yeah, it's the nuns have
Speaker 1: great digs. They have this beautiful property up in the
Speaker 1: hill in Los Angeles. Katy Katy Perry bought it and
Speaker 1: none said we don't want, we don't want California Dreaming
Speaker 1: or whatever. Her fucking whip cream tit's stay in here.
Speaker 1: We want to worship here, Katy Perry said, get the
Speaker 1: fuck out. Wow, yeah, pretty crazy are.
Speaker 2: Pretty great though.
Speaker 4: Do you remember Cameron Wescott and her short short husband
Speaker 4: on Dallas Real Hotsives of Dallas. She tried to steal
Speaker 4: their ailing father's house. I believe when he was like
Speaker 4: a senile old man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not okay. Erica Jane brought Johnny Knoxville to
Speaker 1: do her makeup, and Deret is just going to throw
Speaker 1: something on. Tillie also brought a Johnny two and she's
Speaker 1: going to be wearing a Doctor Suss kind of nightmare
Speaker 1: before Christmas combo hat. But we all get ready and
Speaker 1: we head into the little foyer. This is when Natalie
Speaker 1: and Amanda arrive at the bevy of beverages afforded to
Speaker 1: them and Amanda wants water.
Speaker 2: She stay hydrated.
Speaker 1: I am a little bit. I'm gonna channel Eric Eric
Speaker 1: Jane have a drink. Let's take a quick break to
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Speaker 2: Help us out.
Speaker 1: Okay, You're on vacation in a villa in Italy, Medici,
Speaker 1: have a drink.
Speaker 2: This was the episode where there is no coming back
Speaker 2: for me for Amanda, she annoyed this one. This one
Speaker 2: is officially there is no coming back. The way that
Speaker 2: she talked to the servers, how like she was on
Speaker 2: edge at the table the entire time.
Speaker 1: I say this about a lot of people, but I
Speaker 1: don't really mean it. I mean it about Amanda, disgusting
Speaker 1: human being.
Speaker 2: I have a hard time going. This is my nature.
Speaker 2: This is why I get walked all over sometimes these days.
Speaker 2: Is I give people too much fucking rope in my life.
Speaker 1: I find Ruby every letter, every letter means the most
Speaker 1: in the word disgusting.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, I don't have There's enough distance now between
Speaker 4: the weird dinner where to Red attacked her on the
Speaker 4: anniversary and for us to now judge her entirely and
Speaker 4: not based on that. I've seen nothing that I like
Speaker 4: the way she speaks to just Waite staff, her husband
Speaker 4: in general. Also, I think the biggest defense is the
Speaker 4: breathy baby voice. It will I will never exct.
Speaker 1: Ringing the laptop out to the garden. You're writing your book, now,
Speaker 1: put it away.
Speaker 2: I'm writing.
Speaker 4: I'm it's arrested development almost honestly, Kyle came out. I
Speaker 4: was like, I want. I think she wanted Kyle to
Speaker 4: be like, oh, good job, sweetie, how far are you?
Speaker 4: And it said, Kyle laughed.
Speaker 2: And.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's the worst. And I don't think I'm a
Speaker 1: little confused why this episode was your room.
Speaker 2: There are multiple infractions of being obnoxious and annoying.
Speaker 1: None more so than polluting your beloved Sandignez Valley.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, that hasn't happened yet, but she's threatening to.
Speaker 1: Oh she she means to her husband is leading the
Speaker 1: cocktail party on a white horse. Again, FBI, get going.
Speaker 2: There was one other obnoxious thing, though. Zoe calls her
Speaker 2: kids and complains about her limited closet space. I'm sure
Speaker 2: Jerry was upset by that. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, mom,
Speaker 2: that's crazy. Yeah, that's just unacceptable. Yeah, thanks for letting me.
Speaker 1: That pissed Jerry off. All Right, So Kathy hates when
Speaker 1: people are late. Nope, Kyle hates when people.
Speaker 2: Are Is everybody down there because Catty Patty is kind
Speaker 2: of here, but he might also be on vacation.
Speaker 1: Hang on a second, Okay, Kyle is in a bathrobe. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I know that you're not to reap, but also
Speaker 1: people are ready. You're in a bathrow. Anyways, Jennifer Tilly
Speaker 1: walks in, and Rachel Jaue is correct. Rachel Zoe says,
Speaker 1: Jennifer Tilly is an art form and my hero. No,
Speaker 1: Pat's rolling his eyes. Me and Ruby I I, yeah,
Speaker 1: we just agree with everything that Rachel Zoe said. The
Speaker 1: hat is insane, But Erica makes a great point. What
Speaker 1: does Rachel think about twinning with Amanda. Uh. It was
Speaker 1: disgusting that Amanda wore the same thing essentially as Rachel
Speaker 1: Joe and I would maybe, yeah, you can't light a
Speaker 1: dress on fire while somebody's wearing it, because that would
Speaker 1: endanger them. But I wouldn't be completely not understanding if
Speaker 1: Rachel Zoe did that. Caddy Patty, what's going on, babe?
Speaker 2: Well, I do want to make this before Caddy Patty arrives.
Speaker 2: Is Pat's still here?
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: It's interesting how America, Jane Baby and some of the
Speaker 2: other ladies they ice Amanda, but in a way where
Speaker 2: it's extremely subtle, like she'll say something and they'll respond
Speaker 2: back and quickly turn their back to her.
Speaker 1: She's vile. No one likes her very Ooh, little coke zero?
Speaker 1: What do you got there, rubs? Oh a tall a
Speaker 1: tall Coke zero? Fire.
Speaker 2: Now at this point, Caddy Patty's here, Caddy Patty. I
Speaker 2: think Bo's is trolling me or him, Caddy Patty.
Speaker 1: Caddy Patty arrives with I like to think of what, okay,
Speaker 1: what is that move? The is it? Na? No? No no?
Speaker 1: The bird cage with Robin Williams.
Speaker 2: I love that movie.
Speaker 1: Who's the other guy who was in the producers and stuff?
Speaker 2: Oh God, I should always name I was just on
Speaker 2: the tip of my tug. Oh he did a voice
Speaker 2: in Lion King.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was Nathan Lane. Nathan Lane. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you obviously don't reach the same soaring heights that
Speaker 1: Nathan Lane reaches when you're Caddy Patty because it's a
Speaker 1: low vibration. Caddy Patty.
Speaker 2: But I'm a more masculine gay man.
Speaker 1: Okay, got it. But I do see flamingo kind of
Speaker 1: fronds opening up, a whole series of them dominoing up
Speaker 1: and then Caddy Patty arrives. I apologize, that's just the
Speaker 1: imagination I have of Caddy Patty.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, Caddy Patty, he left, actually, but he left
Speaker 2: his notes here because he doesn't he feels like he's
Speaker 2: being trolled by Bo's. But okay, he said, yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: he doesn't want to get any trouble or anything because
Speaker 2: he's gonna comment on Bo's He's but he did say
Speaker 2: if he was here, she looks like someone.
Speaker 1: Glued a pomp pomp to her head. Okay, and not
Speaker 1: in a good way. Okay, Caddy Patty was here left
Speaker 1: his notes. Yeah, and I'm reading him, and you think
Speaker 1: that he did that because.
Speaker 2: He want to get in trouble. Okay, yeah, it said
Speaker 2: it looks like someone gleed a pom pom to her
Speaker 2: head upside down and not in a good way. I
Speaker 2: don't know what he.
Speaker 1: Meant by that, Okay, anyway, I think it's pretty clear
Speaker 1: what he meant. Oh, okay, Okay. Dard is a rat.
Speaker 1: She is once again late. I'm excited for the entire
Speaker 1: cast to turn on her in a Lord of the
Speaker 1: Flies kind of way. I hope it happens. I'm white
Speaker 1: knuckling for that eventuality, Ruby, go ahead.
Speaker 4: If it does not happen, Dylan, the United States government
Speaker 4: will turn on her, I think, so, don't worry, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, be careful. Let's get to the Grand Surprise. The
Speaker 1: Villa Bibiani Theater. Oh God, that blue.
Speaker 2: Oh baby. I could get up on stage right now,
Speaker 2: but I'd have to pay.
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful hue of blue. It is an easter pastel.
Speaker 1: Dare I say, et moon kind of blue. It's amazing
Speaker 1: what that blue did to me, It really was. It
Speaker 1: just hit me in the heart. Just a beautiful theater
Speaker 1: now Bo says, if you have culture, you will enjoy opera.
Speaker 1: Amanda is on her phone, Sutton miss sleeping, and almost
Speaker 1: everyone there hates what is happening now. One of the
Speaker 1: things that adds to the you want to talk about
Speaker 1: getting anxiety. One of the things that makes this moment
Speaker 1: so awful is the limited size of the party. If
Speaker 1: this theater is a little fuller, then it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: contextually this is more appropriate. There's seven of us sitting
Speaker 1: here and this is awkward as fuck, and I hate it.
Speaker 1: One thing I do want to note, I love Stefano.
Speaker 1: He is unabashed, always boozing. He has a drink in
Speaker 1: his hand every fucking where he goes. Layoff. Okay, I
Speaker 1: have to be around you, this gaggle of women. Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys are all awful to one another. I need
Speaker 1: wine at all hours. And he's just pristinely buzzed like that.
Speaker 2: He sets the tone. Can I tell you why opera sucks?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna explain this in just like uh would be
Speaker 2: the terms of just like breaking it down to human nature.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Megan Stallion gets on stage and starts going YadA YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 2: You start shaking your ass and she's just moving around
Speaker 2: doing that. Yeah, you're like, there's something cool about it.
Speaker 2: And as a human being, you you're mesmerized by like
Speaker 2: the sonic waves and her ass shaking and everything is just.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when I think we can all agree too,
Speaker 1: great ass.
Speaker 2: With a fucking uh a beard up there goes Ah.
Speaker 2: All you want to do is bury your head in
Speaker 2: this chair.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you something brief. Opera hour and a
Speaker 1: half or four hours of Bluey starting at four thirty
Speaker 1: in the morning.
Speaker 2: Well, that's my every day, so I watch four hours
Speaker 2: of blue So really yeah, dad, mom, bingo.
Speaker 1: It's all right, hey everyone, everyone take it easy. Lucy
Speaker 1: does not like Bluey. Lucy gets very overwhelmed by blue
Speaker 1: which is crazy because she loves one piece and one piece.
Speaker 2: Is just oh boss.
Speaker 1: Anyways, enough about.
Speaker 2: That, wait till she gets into Masha the Bear. It's
Speaker 2: an interesting one because it's this little bossy Russian bitch
Speaker 2: who owns this bear out in the woods. All she
Speaker 2: does is use him and tell him what to do.
Speaker 1: That sense awful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty means to the bear, she means to everybody. Everybody.
Speaker 2: The wolves that live out there, the squirrels. She's got
Speaker 2: them all on the fucking docket.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, what is the message?
Speaker 2: Be a bossy bitch? Wow?
Speaker 4: Are you talking about snow white Pat?
Speaker 2: No, Masha the bear?
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to Amanda and Deurit needing to
Speaker 1: speak Darite waves this off incites uh. I actually have
Speaker 1: to piss now. When she says I have to urinate,
Speaker 1: she delays the process, and she, without any irony whatsoever,
Speaker 1: goes around and inquires about whether or not she can
Speaker 1: do this because she doesn't want to be late to dinner.
Speaker 1: I don't feel the same fervent disgust that I feel
Speaker 1: towards Amanda for Deit. But I don't think anyone is
Speaker 1: any get in the comments. Is anyone a fan of Deret?
Speaker 1: I mean genuinely, she's.
Speaker 4: To have so to have Bose say to her, no, no,
Speaker 4: you won't hold us up. We will eat dinner. Okay,
Speaker 4: well wait for you at all?
Speaker 1: Right? And dinner is a classical classical Pecorino tuscano on property, olive, oil,
Speaker 1: ham and melon, and then the big one, the best
Speaker 1: steak in the world, tuscin rare.
Speaker 2: Jerry could eat that for breakfast. Oh wow, who gives
Speaker 2: a fuck?
Speaker 1: Wow? Well, Jerry, Jerry liked the prosciudo and the mellon.
Speaker 1: That's right, yeah, Jerry, Jerry's culture. Yeah, Jerry's a really
Speaker 1: really rich little child because his favorite breakfast is preshudo
Speaker 1: and melon. Okay, cut to Michigan somewhere and children are
Speaker 1: eating cream of wheat with the dregs of the maple
Speaker 1: syrup left in the bottle. It's like, I love Zoe, right,
Speaker 1: but we do have to be a little mindful of
Speaker 1: how we speak about our lives.
Speaker 2: Thank you for finally catching that. Yeah, I've been saying
Speaker 2: she is a humble, she is a bragger, but she
Speaker 2: just does it in such a batt way, does it perfectly.
Speaker 2: Like when she's driving from the airport, She's like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I love Italy. I've been here so many times.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, you got to catch these little things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Now I want to give a Rachel.
Speaker 2: A life hack. I don't want to tell her how
Speaker 2: to live her life because she's obviously doing better than me.
Speaker 2: But she says she needs to save up a bunch
Speaker 2: of money because her dream retirement is to live by
Speaker 2: the beach. Get a tan like one of those spray
Speaker 2: tans are a big tan by the sun or something,
Speaker 2: and then make jewelry on the beach. And I was thinking, Fuck,
Speaker 2: you don't need any money for that. There's like eighty
Speaker 2: thousand of those fuckers down on y tent.
Speaker 1: Yeah for free. She wants to be in Chanelle klftans,
Speaker 1: So that's going to be a little bit trickier because
Speaker 1: those eighty thousand or they're not draped in Chanelle klftans.
Speaker 1: Ruby your thoughts on rachel Zo's retirement plan.
Speaker 4: I don't think that she would love the tent, but
Speaker 4: you should DM her potsuit, she thinks, because it's true
Speaker 4: she could get there faster.
Speaker 2: Well, especially if she takes up smoking rock.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah for sure, Wow, Yeah for sure. Catch Aya, pepe
Speaker 1: and Bolognesi round out what is a perfect Italian meal
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty pots. Rachel Zoe wants to be
Speaker 1: homeless and die. I think we covered it, okay, dearit
Speaker 1: and Pique went to dinner.
Speaker 2: But I want to keep it private.
Speaker 1: Baby, she's string froes and I won't to please. She
Speaker 1: does want to talk about this only with certain people.
Speaker 2: Well, and you shouldn't go out to a fucking restaurant
Speaker 2: where people can take pictures of you.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Now, Erica Jane Baby says, I know you're
Speaker 1: not talking about may Baby, and Durite says, well, you
Speaker 1: didn't tell me about your boyfriend. And it's this really
Speaker 1: like important moment that only bubbles up a couple of
Speaker 1: times this season. It's important to catch on to these
Speaker 1: moments wherein we can really see that these people are
Speaker 1: not friends in any way shape.
Speaker 2: We only talk when cameras are here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's be honest. Yeah, So they don't love each
Speaker 1: other and they are not friends. So Erica Jane says,
Speaker 1: I'm shocked about you two staying together Baby with Sutton
Speaker 1: and Amanda, and she says because the last time at
Speaker 1: the Secret Manifestation dinner didn't go well. And we cut
Speaker 1: to another moment where it's not a I'm done with
Speaker 1: Amanda moment, but it does fit into the tap history
Speaker 1: of how awful she is. She goes, hey, don't call
Speaker 1: me a wimp in my own home. Take it away, Roops,
Speaker 1: and it's there.
Speaker 4: It's crime. Yeah, there aren't a lot of places to
Speaker 4: take it other than jail, because people who are over
Speaker 4: the age of three and speak this way. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's all. I don't love it. I really actually hate it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't call me a wimp in my own house.
Speaker 2: At some point, I do question did Amanda watch this
Speaker 2: show before she signed up to go on?
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy to me? What is brain's fire?
Speaker 1: Very very quickly? You know, we've been talking for a while.
Speaker 1: We don't really know what we're going to say. We
Speaker 1: just kind of say it. It comes out to our
Speaker 1: detriment at times when you hear the word wimp and
Speaker 1: you turn it into an insult, levied that needs to
Speaker 1: be addressed and how inappropriate that is in the context
Speaker 1: of your own like that is such a fucking bizarre
Speaker 1: thing to do, of course, Like go ahead, Ribs.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, imagine if Sutton just said something
Speaker 4: super foul like you fat postpartum bitch, Like, imagine what
Speaker 4: could have happened and what the Because the reaction likely
Speaker 4: would have been the same.
Speaker 2: She should I would have been like, because I'm quick
Speaker 2: on my feet, I would have been what'd you just
Speaker 2: say to me, Twiggy? What'd you call?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: You call me a fat pig? I called you Twiggy?
Speaker 2: Did you call him Twiggy. Have you seen your legs? Twiggy? Okay, no,
Speaker 2: I mean it's easy fight back, right, That's what this
Speaker 2: show is about.
Speaker 1: Fight back.
Speaker 2: Hey did you just call me? All right, let's get
Speaker 2: to I want to go on Real Housewives.
Speaker 1: That Dart and Amanda of it all. Amanda is weirded
Speaker 1: out that everyone has the same opinion on her marriage,
Speaker 1: but durit's mad at her. Well, Amanda, you've met her
Speaker 1: three fucking times. So are we a financial expert, best
Speaker 1: selling author, marriage counselor all of these things? But we
Speaker 1: can't recognize that. The reason she's upset is I don't
Speaker 1: know you don't talk about my marriage.
Speaker 2: Oh on, I'm going to defend Amanda here.
Speaker 5: Ugh.
Speaker 2: She was speaking in general terms, which we can all
Speaker 2: agree when you talk shit about your ex on television, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not good.
Speaker 1: I understand that. But Amanda has pointedly asked to read
Speaker 1: about these things. I think Kyle has kind of kicked
Speaker 1: the door open in these moments, but Amanda has sat
Speaker 1: in the pocket, going tell me about this. Yeah, what's
Speaker 1: going on? You don't know her? And Kathy Hilton is
Speaker 1: all of us when she says, read the room, babe,
Speaker 1: if you don't know someone, keep your mouth shut.
Speaker 2: Well that's because Kathy understands this is a newbie and
Speaker 2: she has no respect for her. But Amanda says, everyone
Speaker 2: at this fucking table agrees with the sentiment that I
Speaker 2: am sharing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, come at me right now. Amanda then says, well, well, well,
Speaker 1: I get that I don't know you, and it's not
Speaker 1: my place to bring up your marriage in front of
Speaker 1: all these people. But what if it's coming from a
Speaker 1: place of caring academia oh that one, yeah, what if
Speaker 1: it's coming from a car place? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah?
Speaker 1: She is rotin And Duritz says, well, what about the cult?
Speaker 1: And Amanda says, what was your intention of bringing up
Speaker 1: the cult? Because you were in a cult in that job,
Speaker 1: it's pretty fucking interesting. Let's talk about the cult.
Speaker 2: It saved her actually in this episode, because I thought
Speaker 2: they were going to bring out the knives.
Speaker 1: It did. It really did. Sorry, sorry to h to,
Speaker 1: I'm talking too much. I apologize. But rubes Pat brings
Speaker 1: up a very very good point in that when Amanda
Speaker 1: was talking about this and the women were as empathetic
Speaker 1: and receptive as they were, I was really really concerned
Speaker 1: that this was going to buy Amanda Yardage your thoughts on.
Speaker 4: That, No, because she won't do it properly, right, like
Speaker 4: her taking a sip of dramatic water being like, I
Speaker 4: don't know if I have what did the energy? You're set?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Shut up? Okay, baby girl, go get your bottle and
Speaker 4: come back to the table when you're ready. Because, like
Speaker 4: Darite said, the fact that she has taken this twenty
Speaker 4: four hour experience and turned it into her next book
Speaker 4: is why I think I hate her.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm yeah, yeah, But I've always said, and when
Speaker 2: people hate you on reality TV, one way that you
Speaker 2: can kind of get out of it is victimhood. Pain.
Speaker 1: Pain pain.
Speaker 2: You're right when you're doing the one on one thing
Speaker 2: on Bachelor where they're going to decide to give you
Speaker 2: the rose or not. And if you don't get the rose,
Speaker 2: your fucking head.
Speaker 1: My grandma's dying.
Speaker 2: You take a phone call. Oh, the person is ready
Speaker 2: to say, you know, I really like you. Oh, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: hold on, I'm taking a phone call. Hello. Oh no,
Speaker 2: she's dying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh no, she's dead.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Well hold on, let me finish this dinner.
Speaker 1: You were saying, yeah, or you go ooh, sorry, my
Speaker 1: leg I Collot sometimes in my life is in peril
Speaker 1: at all hours.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, you were saying you can't dump the person there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's a brilliant tactic. Now Erica Jane talks
Speaker 1: on cults, baby, she says, you know, it's crazy, and
Speaker 1: I think cults. I think Marilyn Manson, But there's all
Speaker 1: kinds of cults. Baby.
Speaker 2: Thank you for bringing up that absolutely pointless point.
Speaker 1: Now, the Mother of Silver, that's a that's a weird one.
Speaker 4: Right, Mother of God. This this was a bebe from
Speaker 4: her that just made me laugh and giggle, loved it.
Speaker 4: I think that it's really fun to know that. Erica
Speaker 4: Jane also postmates and watches documentaries.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, The Mother of God was a doc
Speaker 2: about this complete drunk right where they kept Did you
Speaker 2: see this one?
Speaker 1: No, it's a fascinating one to me though.
Speaker 2: So she really wasn't a good cult leader, but she
Speaker 2: had a bunch of young people follow her, and they
Speaker 2: loved her so much that even when she was dead,
Speaker 2: they they kept her dead body around for a little bit.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, m hmm, yeah, strung Christmas lights around the
Speaker 1: dead body.
Speaker 4: Drove it around like you know, who It reminded me
Speaker 4: of whoever that was that kept the Daddy in the box.
Speaker 4: That's what it was kind of like. But Daddy wasn't cremated.
Speaker 4: Daddy was alive with Christmas lights.
Speaker 1: Got it. That's fucking terrifying.
Speaker 2: Hey, Ruby, I'm sorry. I got to bring this up
Speaker 2: because a lot of our listeners like docs too.
Speaker 1: Ruby.
Speaker 2: On HBO, they got this series called Neighbors.
Speaker 1: And Cecy's obsessed.
Speaker 2: You gotta watch this. It's awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Each episode has two different stories about neighbors that are
Speaker 2: in conflict, and the way they edit it is it
Speaker 2: it's kind of fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's supposed to be. And CC was like, there
Speaker 1: was one where there was this old guy and a
Speaker 1: person moved in that was a little paranoid, so they
Speaker 1: were building a wall. That was she built a wall,
Speaker 1: and he was like, it looks like god damn fucking card.
Speaker 2: He's a former senate member in the Texas Legislator and
Speaker 2: he doesn't like that she built a wall. And she's
Speaker 2: a psychic and she does really well, and they're in
Speaker 2: a she does not want her property being seen from
Speaker 2: the street, and he does everything he can to fucking
Speaker 2: get that wall taken down. Yeah, and it's amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's supposed to be really good. Okay, tune in.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to the next day. Kyle is
Speaker 1: working out.
Speaker 4: M I don't have anything to say.
Speaker 1: It's like crazy, Like, why do I get annoyed by
Speaker 1: Kyle working out? What's wrong with me?
Speaker 2: She's not annoying me this season. I what I find
Speaker 2: is I was more annoyed by her being a fake lesbian. Now,
Speaker 2: I like, Kyle, we'll talk about this love.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Mark. I think partially it's that you're not you.
Speaker 4: This is me speaking to me with my cokes Era,
Speaker 4: you piece of fat shit. So seeing people be active
Speaker 4: makes you feel bad.
Speaker 1: Oh, got it is the same way that.
Speaker 4: The lesbianism felt performative, so Pat was annoyed by it.
Speaker 4: I think the working out is also very annoyingly performative.
Speaker 4: Like we get it.
Speaker 1: Well, let's speak about a performative act before we do.
Speaker 1: Durita says she's going shopping. That's always bad. Now let's
Speaker 1: get to the performative act of vlogging about the book
Speaker 1: and bringing the book out to the garden. It's always ooh,
Speaker 1: my bones are turning into liquid. I am so cring out.
Speaker 1: Now we've addressed this. It's it's nausea inducing. But Kyle
Speaker 1: comes back from her jog and Kyle starts to do
Speaker 1: that Kyle thing. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 4: Hm.
Speaker 2: She hears something.
Speaker 1: What do you mean she hears something?
Speaker 2: Y hear something. What are you doing over there, Amanda?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Nothing, Well, since you're asking typing my new book.
Speaker 1: God does Patty love his sound effects. He has so
Speaker 1: much fun with his sound effects.
Speaker 2: I knew you were going to ask the next question.
Speaker 2: It's about my new book. And if you were going
Speaker 2: to ask, it's inspired by Derek because she's such a bitch.
Speaker 1: Now Kyle starts in with her svengaliism. Here she goes
Speaker 1: Durit is not trying to Kyle hates hates She hates
Speaker 1: to read so much. It's crazy how much she hates her.
Speaker 2: She's using Amanda as a I think a wall as
Speaker 2: a device.
Speaker 1: Amanda or Kyle is having a little finger kind of
Speaker 1: season where she's really kind of she's behind the veil.
Speaker 1: She looks to be warming up to a new housewive.
Speaker 1: She is not. She is in the throes of processing
Speaker 1: the tip of her head in the first layer of
Speaker 1: acid in her stomach and the legs are still outside
Speaker 1: of her mouth. This is an Anaconda like swallowing, and
Speaker 1: I hope Amanda is ready for it because she is
Speaker 1: being rung dry. We end the episode well, I was
Speaker 1: gonna say.
Speaker 2: Amanda now realizes there is only one way to communicate
Speaker 2: on the show, because both Sutton and Kyle walk off
Speaker 2: away from her during this morning conversation. And the way
Speaker 2: that you communicate on this show is yell, cry, listen, regret, forgive, repeat, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's it. Wow, goddamn, yeah, you don't You're gonna we
Speaker 2: don't want you to be careful with your words. Now,
Speaker 2: are you fucking crazy?
Speaker 1: The fuck out here? All right, let's wrap up the
Speaker 1: show with Rachel Zoe getting word back from Kyukis Jerry
Speaker 1: Melanhead Fine, all.
Speaker 2: Right, I want to hear your thoughts on this. Dylan
Speaker 2: and I are parents. I understand Zoe being pissed that Dad,
Speaker 2: without permission, mentioned to the boys or the boy I
Speaker 2: got a girlfriend. Yeah, Dad's a little piece of shit,
Speaker 2: he is. He did this to drive her nuts, yep.
Speaker 2: And I think she Rach frames it that she's concerned
Speaker 2: how this will affect Jerry, and it may confuse him. However,
Speaker 2: I think Rage is more upset and by the way,
Speaker 2: this is bad, so I totally agree with her being
Speaker 2: upset about it. How Whoever, I think Rach is more
Speaker 2: upset because this was a power move by him to
Speaker 2: upset her.
Speaker 1: I think that, and we'll throw to Rubes for final
Speaker 1: thoughts on this. I think that rach is right to
Speaker 1: be pissed off, but she's also this strikes me as
Speaker 1: a long winding road and there are IEDs at every foot,
Speaker 1: so you've got to pick and choose where your energy
Speaker 1: points go to. This is still early in the process,
Speaker 1: so Rachel's going to get pissed off about a lot.
Speaker 1: I think Zoe needs to sit in the pocket a
Speaker 1: little bit more, and you're going to defeat this petulant
Speaker 1: little man with poise, patience, and composure. Okay, because there's
Speaker 1: a lot more to come from this, Caddie, Patty dare,
Speaker 1: I say, Rubes, go ahead.
Speaker 4: I agree with both of you completely. I think that
Speaker 4: she is one hundred percent right to be upset. I
Speaker 4: think he did this while she was away to be
Speaker 4: a dick. And I think that men like this typically like, yeah,
Speaker 4: this is a long process. It's like peek like these
Speaker 4: people will show and Dearie, you will find out who
Speaker 4: they are, as will their children. You don't have to
Speaker 4: tell anybody.
Speaker 1: I promise you know exactly. And I want to apologize
Speaker 1: to you. I'm sorry I call him Catty Patty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he doesn't deserve that. Natty Patty's fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: Caddy Patty is awesome and so are you. Guys for listening,
Speaker 1: get in the comments let us know what you thought
Speaker 1: about the episode. We will be back next week with more.
Speaker 1: Until then, I'm dying saying goodbye, pat say goodbye later,
Speaker 1: bye bye, kaylin a'p on my, I'm gonna putting on
Speaker 1: all up like and stuff.
Speaker 2: If I can walk on grass, I can walk on grass.
Speaker 1: M