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<v Speaker 1>It's like I love Zoe, right, but we do have

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<v Speaker 1>to be a little mindful of how we speak about

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<v Speaker 1>our lives.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for finally catching that I've been saying. She

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<v Speaker 2>is a humble, she is a bragger, but she just

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<v Speaker 2>does it in such a battle does it perfectly. Like

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<v Speaker 2>when she's driving from the airport, She's like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>I love Italy. I've been here so many.

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<v Speaker 3>Times, Hilo and welcome to bad TV.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm doing I'm pat go on, do it,

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<v Speaker 1>do it. I'm Ropey, I'm and that's Kaylen Klens here

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<v Speaker 1>as well. Guys, we are in Medici Italy today.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know about the Medici?

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<v Speaker 1>I know about them. Yeah, yeah, a cult banking family

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<v Speaker 1>funded the Renaissance.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, well we were a mafioso family. They got like

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<v Speaker 2>family members that became popes. They ran the whole fucking place.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're very important.

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<v Speaker 2>Throat killed people like the Pope would make calls back

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<v Speaker 2>in the day like, oh you gotta take this person.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeahpers you're trying to make big things happen. You gotta

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<v Speaker 1>take big swings. You know, some people, you know, need

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<v Speaker 1>to get wrapped up in a parchment paper. Right, let's

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<v Speaker 1>start over. Hi, Hello it No, I'm kidding. No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>such a fun episode. Today we are in medici and

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<v Speaker 1>it is. Actually there are so many little moments of

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<v Speaker 1>this show that are just a joy. Jennifer Tilly and

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<v Speaker 1>Kathy Hilton are fire and all cylinders. But before we

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<v Speaker 1>get into any of it, very important. Go patreon dot

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<v Speaker 1>com Slash another podcast network for our coverage of the

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<v Speaker 1>Love is Blind reunion season ten. One hundred and fifty

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<v Speaker 1>people the lost colony of Love is Blind are there.

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<v Speaker 1>They're being interviewed. The Chris of it all, the Davante

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<v Speaker 1>of it all, the Brie of it all. We break

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<v Speaker 1>it all down to Patreon. Also, Summer House is going

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<v Speaker 1>to be there all season and get ready the Bachelorette

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<v Speaker 1>starts soon.

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<v Speaker 2>And just around the corner, I've actually watched episode one

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<v Speaker 2>of the Real Housewives of Rhode Island and boy, are

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<v Speaker 2>you in store for some real fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Really? You know Cees has been watching Ladies of London.

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<v Speaker 1>There's that one lady who is like one of the

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<v Speaker 1>worst people I've ever seen on television, The Asian lady.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that that lady that was accused of being

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<v Speaker 1>a madame. I don't wow, rotten rotten character, rotten egg. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and what are you drinking? What's the beverage of choice today?

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<v Speaker 1>Really good?

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<v Speaker 2>It's zero sugar Mountain do Baja tropical citrus punch.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, everybody? Uh and crack one of those if

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<v Speaker 1>you're with us? Uh wow ah yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of judgment from people that eat nerd clusters.

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<v Speaker 1>Get in the comments. Yes, you know what I'm starting

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<v Speaker 1>to pat has always said, I drink he Do you

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<v Speaker 1>drink water throughout the day?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I don't like water.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Patrick never drinks water. You don't really eat anything.

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<v Speaker 1>You drink almost exclusively sacharine, solutions of aspertain and other

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<v Speaker 1>kinds art. But I have to say he is as

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<v Speaker 1>handsome as ever. He doesn't go to the doctor, so

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<v Speaker 1>we don't know that his insides are rotting, but they're

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<v Speaker 1>probably not. He seems to be doing fine, ruby is Patrick? Now? Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>So a lot of people have asked for my skin regimen?

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<v Speaker 4>Look great?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>I sent like a screenshot of all my various lotions

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<v Speaker 2>and such.

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<v Speaker 1>Your American psycho regime. Yeah. Well, anyways, we hope you're

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<v Speaker 1>having a hot little Patty. Day two guys, we have

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<v Speaker 1>the whatever episode this is of the ree Hossewives of

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<v Speaker 1>Beverly Hills Medici edition. We are in a villa, we

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<v Speaker 1>are watching opera. We're getting stuck in elevators. What did

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<v Speaker 1>we think about the episode? Ruby winning, you go ahead

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<v Speaker 1>and give your babys.

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<v Speaker 4>My episode was made up of little baybays. It was

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<v Speaker 4>not a good overall episode, right, but there were enough

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<v Speaker 4>little moments of Jennifer Tilly and the elevator there were

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<v Speaker 4>they were sprinkled in throughout that I would give it

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<v Speaker 4>seventy eight babas.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's a perfect way to describe this episode. Overall,

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<v Speaker 1>not fantastic, nothing major happened, but there were so many

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<v Speaker 1>of these little babys that I really thought Erica Jane

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<v Speaker 1>brought it tonight. There were a lot of Erica Jane moments.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me see if I can rec.

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<v Speaker 2>I love this place, baby, I'd like to buy one. Someday.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I'll marry a guy that takes money from people's

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<v Speaker 2>whose faces were burned off. Oh wait, I already did that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to think of suck babe.

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<v Speaker 1>One example of a great Erica. Oh, I'd like to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to Rachel Ze about match going twinsies with Amanda

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<v Speaker 1>and del Jay Baby. I mean, there's a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>She was a sh yeah great tonight, and yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>important that she went upstairs with the cattle product to

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<v Speaker 1>get to read out of her room.

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<v Speaker 2>I've always wondered what Durit's doing.

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<v Speaker 1>She's doing nothing. She's just making everyone wait. She literally

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<v Speaker 1>she wasn't doing anything. She was fully glammed up, fully dressed.

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<v Speaker 1>She was just I think she's just waiting and staring

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<v Speaker 1>at a wall, going I hate these women. I'm prettier

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<v Speaker 1>than these women. I hate these Yes, I'll be right there.

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<v Speaker 1>She's fucking out of her mind, ninety pous.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's kind of like, uh, you know when

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<v Speaker 2>the band gets off the stage and they disappear for

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<v Speaker 2>like twenty minutes and years sy oh sy, and they're

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<v Speaker 2>like like and then he comes out like twenty minutes later.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, do you want more? It's like, we've been

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<v Speaker 2>shouting your name for twenty minutes. Ass, oh, well, you've

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<v Speaker 2>been downing a fifth of Jack Daniel, as your mother

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<v Speaker 2>flowers in the moment, he enjoys the twenty minutes of downing.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not doing anything back there he's gonna dick sot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, oh sy HSI and he's like, oh lose

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<v Speaker 1>but he actually did pass away. Now yeah he's dead

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<v Speaker 1>and his daughter looks like a coat hanger.

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<v Speaker 4>Whoa anyways, what just like maybe, well, we won't discuss it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, my wife has a theory.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I well she looks she looks like she's going

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<v Speaker 1>through a psychotic break.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyways, my wife has a theory that she's getting

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<v Speaker 2>off on being skinny, getting off.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing tell me as good as skinny feels.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, not me.

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<v Speaker 1>We talked about the concert very briefly on on our

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<v Speaker 1>Love is Blind coverage, but Harry styles one night in Manchester.

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<v Speaker 1>He says, we're going to do a couple more songs,

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<v Speaker 1>then we're gonna pretend to go away for a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>then we're gonna come back. And I just loved the

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<v Speaker 1>breaking of the fourth wall of what a rack at

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<v Speaker 1>the encore is. I think I might have sex with him.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be, it would be you know, if it

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<v Speaker 1>was propositioned, I'd be like Harry, I don't know, man,

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<v Speaker 1>but I might. Anyways, go ahead, pots for.

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<v Speaker 2>You, Okay, Yes, not a great episode. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>see more of the countryside. To be honest, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>on these vacations, sure, this is a wonderful place to go, right,

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<v Speaker 2>so we should see more of what's going on there.

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<v Speaker 2>I love still Stefano though he's really making the vacation.

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<v Speaker 2>He's an absolute delight. Yeah, Dreet, I want to say overall,

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<v Speaker 2>and it finally caught up to me here. Whenever she's

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<v Speaker 2>on the screen, she makes me anxious now really yes,

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<v Speaker 2>interesting when her and Amanda, Amanda was trying to get

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<v Speaker 2>her to talk that scene and she's like, mmm, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>we'll do it after dinner, let's do it. Because that

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<v Speaker 2>was truely establishing a power dynamic. I'll make you wait.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I was filled with anxiety there what

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<v Speaker 2>a question?

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<v Speaker 1>What is dark good at being hot? It? But outside

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<v Speaker 1>of being hot? Like, is she does she do anything?

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<v Speaker 4>She's charming? I think like she probably she could probably

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<v Speaker 4>work a room.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you think.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I think she can work around you

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<v Speaker 2>think she had knows all those languages. She's definitely she

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<v Speaker 2>is a I think I've underestimated her. She is highly intelligent.

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<v Speaker 2>She is a reptile.

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<v Speaker 1>I do not agree, My God, do I not agree.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyways, Well she scares me. I want to talk about opera.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate opera and I hate to sound like who

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<v Speaker 2>is that little actor guy shammy Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hey, you know this is what happens when and

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<v Speaker 1>I want sham Nyamalama d Bingbong needs to take ownership

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<v Speaker 1>over what he said. But when you get into the

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<v Speaker 1>ether of the Kardashian suck, you just start to be

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<v Speaker 1>a materialistic piece of shit. You start to have a

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<v Speaker 1>broken compass. And it's like, we all love Timothy Shallomey

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<v Speaker 1>and now I am really really rooting for him to

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<v Speaker 1>lose on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think he's anything special, so I'll say that

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<v Speaker 2>right back at him. I don't think you're anything more

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<v Speaker 2>special than Oprah. Opera opera, opera, opera not Oprah though, No,

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<v Speaker 2>Oprah's fine opera.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Oprah's not fine, child sacrifice her burned down, Mauie,

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<v Speaker 1>No kidding, get kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>Opera, in my opinion, is like after shave, a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit goes a long way.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you if you gave me the option, I

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<v Speaker 2>want to go. This is where I want to gauge

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<v Speaker 2>where you guys are with opera. Two hours of opera, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>or you have to sit it in an airport bathroom

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<v Speaker 2>for fifteen minutes?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? Two hours of opera, and can I tell you something?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to play this game for the next forty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>I love this game because, well, first off, we wait,

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<v Speaker 1>Ruby port bathroom is a hells gate. I know that's

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<v Speaker 1>I take the opera Ruby.

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<v Speaker 4>Easy airport bathroom for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really, wow, wow, it's hell But two hours, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean after the third song at an opera, I mean

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<v Speaker 2>you're just how long can you listen?

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<v Speaker 1>Give us a couple more calen? What would you like

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<v Speaker 1>to do? Two hours with opera, fifteen minutes in the

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<v Speaker 1>airport bathroom? Probably go airport bathroom?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>That's seventy five percent if we're doing that, phone or

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<v Speaker 2>no phone, no phone.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a good one hour and actual bumper to

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<v Speaker 4>bumper traffic and like you move minimally or two and

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<v Speaker 4>a half hours of opera, It depends.

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<v Speaker 1>It depends. If I'm by myself, I can handle traffic.

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm with my wife, we start to make an

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<v Speaker 1>anxiety smoothie, and then I would I would rather watch

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<v Speaker 1>seven hours of opera. Than do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Get in the comments, let us know what your choice

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<v Speaker 2>would be. Yeah, I'm going to give this fourteen babies.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me come up with one. Uh oh, I got

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<v Speaker 1>a good one for you, Homeless outreach. Oh boy, for

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<v Speaker 1>an entire day in Los Angeles.

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<v Speaker 2>I got to interact with zombies.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, yeah? Or a three and a half hour

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<v Speaker 1>opera with an intermission wine and beer only and you

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's a tough one. Well, I'd have

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<v Speaker 2>It just be a full day of fistfights.

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<v Speaker 1>I can see the news broadcast homeless outreach activist caught

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<v Speaker 1>on that five. All right, let's get into the episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Get in the comments. Let us know what you would

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<v Speaker 1>rather do than I'd be open to opera. I really would.

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<v Speaker 1>I would be like, you know what, let's do this,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I think forty five minutes and I would

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<v Speaker 1>be like, what is going on? All right? So we

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<v Speaker 1>have got a massage, we have got Stefano unpacking things.

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<v Speaker 1>This is true luxury. Like we mentioned last week, this

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<v Speaker 1>is where the next season of White Lotus should be filmed.

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<v Speaker 1>I really feel is that this perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>We're already filming White Lotus. They have the cast, and

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<v Speaker 2>I forget where it is, but it's not here.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, thank you, Okay, very odd cast.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, it I wish I've got.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn it was this. There's no.

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<v Speaker 2>Because there's one holdover from not the past season, but

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<v Speaker 2>season two.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna look it up, talk about d speaking of

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<v Speaker 1>it right here, Helena Bottom Carter, Yeah, that's great, Christmasina,

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<v Speaker 1>Sarah Bernard, and Steve Coogan. Oh, also Vincent Cassell. Who

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<v Speaker 1>is Christmas Sina?

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<v Speaker 2>And where's it taking place?

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<v Speaker 1>I know that guy. No, let's still let's talk about.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but Craig needs to be the through line. He's

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<v Speaker 2>the one who had his wife killed in every single season.

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<v Speaker 1>He looks like Mike Judge's not Mike Judge.

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<v Speaker 2>I honestly think, sorry, go on a White Lotus tangent.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this season should start off with In America

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<v Speaker 2>with that woman that basically blackmailed him for money to

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<v Speaker 2>open up her own massage.

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<v Speaker 1>The massage parlor lady.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a hit on her. Take it out because he's

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<v Speaker 2>got to clean some things.

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<v Speaker 1>Up, Kalen, where's the next season? France?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you? Oh cool, so let's talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Qua wow, good, thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, Mike White has a six pack on Survivor, so

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<v Speaker 4>tune in if you haven't. No, yeah, like he and

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think it's necessarily a zembic because he wasn't fat.

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<v Speaker 4>He just trained and then he took his shirt off

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<v Speaker 4>and everyone was like whoa, and he was like, I've

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<v Speaker 4>been waiting like eight months for.

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<v Speaker 1>This White Lotus. About that, it's like, I love him

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<v Speaker 1>so much. Yeah, okay, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>We should do an entire recap of Real Housewives of

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<v Speaker 2>Beverly Hills with the background music of White Lotus. If

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<v Speaker 2>you watch an episode of White Lotus, there's never not

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<v Speaker 2>music underneath that.

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<v Speaker 1>Pat loves White Lotus. Ruby hates it.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't hate it, Okay, I don't hate it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, all right, all right, we need to talk.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are all right? We're at to Reid speaking Italian,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm happy to be obsessed. I'm happy he's just obsessed.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm happy for her and her by tri lingual ladd tea.

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<v Speaker 1>But don't do this. Rachel gets the Medici suite and

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<v Speaker 1>because of that Rachel says Bose should be nominated for president,

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<v Speaker 1>and if she got me this vacation, I would say

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I would too, and Kiley would be her VP because

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<v Speaker 2>he's got so much time on his.

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<v Speaker 1>Hands, right, And you could pass Keighley off as a

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<v Speaker 1>veteran of conflict because of that squirrel.

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<v Speaker 2>It took an ice cream scooper out of his fucking head. Yep,

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<v Speaker 2>better check him for rabies though he probably he probably

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't last time.

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<v Speaker 1>I Sawna Dared falls to the floor and begins speaking Italian.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder what Stefano is thinking here, and if Stefano

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<v Speaker 1>has tried to I think Stefano could probably pull off

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<v Speaker 1>Stefano knows, but he could probably pull off a hit

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<v Speaker 1>if he wanted to, if somebody was bad enough. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think Dereed's bad enough, but Stefano's definitely rolling his

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<v Speaker 1>eyes inside, as are all of us. Go ahead, ribs.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to know what they when they go to

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<v Speaker 4>the break room, the four people that are on the staff,

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<v Speaker 4>and they stand out there after the lady's chuck in.

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<v Speaker 4>I would pay a lot of money to hear translated

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<v Speaker 4>what they said.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm, yeah, yeah, and how much.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I think it's more fun to be on the

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<v Speaker 2>service end of these kind of things. I always liked

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<v Speaker 2>to being on the service end because you get to

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<v Speaker 2>talk so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Shall party down kind of? Actually yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>for sure. Tilly wants to do naked thirst trap photos.

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<v Speaker 1>Her body, she says, has whibbly wobbly parts. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a pure expression of a soul. And this is what

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<v Speaker 1>happens when you have had a good career, have all

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<v Speaker 1>the money in the world, and you know, there's this

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<v Speaker 1>experiment with with mice where you give them everything that

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<v Speaker 1>they could ever want, and they're you know, they start

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<v Speaker 1>off in a utopic bliss and then devolves into start

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<v Speaker 1>started eating other mice and and it's not good. But

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<v Speaker 1>if we're doing an isolated experiment and we just take

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<v Speaker 1>Jennifer Tilly, you know, maybe she's what socialists have in mind.

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<v Speaker 1>She's just a perfect human beaf.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't know, man, I think she's losing her mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Later in the episode, she's wearing a reef made out

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<v Speaker 2>of dead birds. She's fucking nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that hat was a lot, But again, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>say it's not a pure expression the spirit go ahead room.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you speak on the Whibley wobbles?

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<v Speaker 4>The Whibley wobbles. This is the type of rich that

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<v Speaker 4>you should be if you actually have wealth. Everyone at

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<v Speaker 4>this level I wish was more like her, and at

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<v Speaker 4>the same time, I want no one to be like

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<v Speaker 4>her because she's one of a kind. I adore her.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we say it all the time. Usually people with

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<v Speaker 1>means like this start to get a little wonky. They

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<v Speaker 1>start to get a little wonky, and Tilly's wonky. But

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<v Speaker 1>she's a good kind of wonky. I root for her

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<v Speaker 1>to have even more than she already has. Anyways, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>we take a glass elevator up to Kathy and Tilly's rooms.

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<v Speaker 1>Kathy Hilton requests a fan. I need a fan. It

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<v Speaker 1>helps me sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>You go on, that's funny. She sounded like Caitlin.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes she is.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you go on.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just a traditional lady, babe. Don't mind the twig

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<v Speaker 5>and berries. I'm a traditional kind of gal. That's why

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<v Speaker 5>for Donald trap. Oh, don't don't mind those people I

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<v Speaker 5>slaughtered with my vehicle on pH bab to be fair,

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<v Speaker 5>totally one.

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<v Speaker 1>Ruby, do you want to I'm okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, are we gonna cover how they put

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<v Speaker 2>her in a room with a goddamn chapel.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, right now, Oh okay, yeah, look it where your

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<v Speaker 1>thoughts are, well, my thoughts are.

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<v Speaker 2>It'd be cool if you're a fucking fan of ghost hunters.

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<v Speaker 2>Otherwise it's fucking creepy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh. I thought it was really, really beautiful. I'd be like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need it outside the door. That's an odd

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<v Speaker 1>thing that's going on right now. But it was a

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful chapel.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh first day personal story. My wife and I Italy

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<v Speaker 2>in Rome. I couldn't believe it. The uber driver drops

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<v Speaker 2>us off at our hotel. It was converted, uh convent

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<v Speaker 2>for nuns. So I'm like, there's no way this is

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<v Speaker 2>where we're supposed to say. I go in. There's the desk,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a dude sitting there. I go, is this the

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<v Speaker 2>hotel thingy min NINGI yeah, So I got to go, huny,

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<v Speaker 2>this is it. We walk in. It's our room was

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<v Speaker 2>where nuns used to stay. It looked like where nuns

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<v Speaker 2>used to stay. The entire two days were there, we're

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to stay for three. I would walk by all

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<v Speaker 2>the people in the hallways. I was pretty embarrassing and go, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>you speak English. They're like yeah, yeah kind of. I'm like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you think of this place? It's kind of

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<v Speaker 2>a dump. Huh. My wife would elbow me. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 2>knock it off.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So the final night we went and stayed at a

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<v Speaker 2>nice place that overlooked the Uh what's that that big

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<v Speaker 2>circle gladiators spot.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm not gonna. I'm sorry, sorry, use you first.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so you're at the hotel, right, and to other

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<v Speaker 4>people that were also at the hotel, you were saying,

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<v Speaker 4>isn't this ship right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Huh okay. That was the only thing I wanted to

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<v Speaker 4>clarify off to you, Dylan.

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<v Speaker 1>What's it called Saint Peter's Square?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it called the Colisseum? No? No, no, but

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<v Speaker 1>that it was the coliseum? Was the word I was

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<v Speaker 1>was that that's the circle thing where.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the fountain thing is around the corner.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the what? What's the where's the vatican? Saint Peter's Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>what is it?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a couple of miles away, but yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it, Caitlin, what's the what's the thing where

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<v Speaker 1>the Vatican is? It's not the it's Saint Peter's silica.

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<v Speaker 1>But but I don't know if that's the anyways you

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<v Speaker 1>went to. You went from there to the place where

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<v Speaker 1>you're certain to get stabbed and robbed in Rome. Rum

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<v Speaker 1>is a pretty nice place, but everybody says you go

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<v Speaker 1>to the coliseum. That's where that's where, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a little sketchy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's where it gets sketchy. Nuns have great digs.

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<v Speaker 1>Nuns are known to have amazing digs. Just ask Katie Perry.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you hear about that?

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<v Speaker 2>No, what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>Ribs you know about that?

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<v Speaker 4>She is a notorious house thief.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, straight, she She stole the house from a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of nuns. Oh my god, Yeah, it's the nuns have

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<v Speaker 1>great digs. They have this beautiful property up in the

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<v Speaker 1>hill in Los Angeles. Katy Katy Perry bought it and

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<v Speaker 1>none said we don't want, we don't want California Dreaming

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. Her fucking whip cream tit's stay in here.

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<v Speaker 1>We want to worship here, Katy Perry said, get the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck out. Wow, yeah, pretty crazy are.

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty great though.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you remember Cameron Wescott and her short short husband

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<v Speaker 4>on Dallas Real Hotsives of Dallas. She tried to steal

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<v Speaker 4>their ailing father's house. I believe when he was like

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<v Speaker 4>a senile old man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's not okay. Erica Jane brought Johnny Knoxville to

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<v Speaker 1>do her makeup, and Deret is just going to throw

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<v Speaker 1>something on. Tillie also brought a Johnny two and she's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be wearing a Doctor Suss kind of nightmare

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<v Speaker 1>before Christmas combo hat. But we all get ready and

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<v Speaker 1>we head into the little foyer. This is when Natalie

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<v Speaker 1>and Amanda arrive at the bevy of beverages afforded to

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, You're on vacation in a villa in Italy, Medici,

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<v Speaker 1>have a drink.

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<v Speaker 2>This was the episode where there is no coming back

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<v Speaker 2>for me for Amanda, she annoyed this one. This one

473
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<v Speaker 2>is officially there is no coming back. The way that

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<v Speaker 2>she talked to the servers, how like she was on

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<v Speaker 2>edge at the table the entire time.

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<v Speaker 1>I say this about a lot of people, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really mean it. I mean it about Amanda, disgusting

478
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<v Speaker 1>human being.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a hard time going. This is my nature.

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<v Speaker 2>This is why I get walked all over sometimes these days.

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<v Speaker 2>Is I give people too much fucking rope in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>I find Ruby every letter, every letter means the most

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<v Speaker 1>in the word disgusting.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, yeah, I don't have There's enough distance now between

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<v Speaker 4>the weird dinner where to Red attacked her on the

486
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<v Speaker 4>anniversary and for us to now judge her entirely and

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<v Speaker 4>not based on that. I've seen nothing that I like

488
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<v Speaker 4>the way she speaks to just Waite staff, her husband

489
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<v Speaker 4>in general. Also, I think the biggest defense is the

490
00:26:41.119 --> 00:26:45.559
<v Speaker 4>breathy baby voice. It will I will never exct.

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<v Speaker 1>Ringing the laptop out to the garden. You're writing your book, now,

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<v Speaker 1>put it away.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm writing.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm it's arrested development almost honestly, Kyle came out. I

495
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<v Speaker 4>was like, I want. I think she wanted Kyle to

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<v Speaker 4>be like, oh, good job, sweetie, how far are you?

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<v Speaker 4>And it said, Kyle laughed.

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<v Speaker 2>And.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's the worst. And I don't think I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>little confused why this episode was your room.

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<v Speaker 2>There are multiple infractions of being obnoxious and annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>None more so than polluting your beloved Sandignez Valley.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, that hasn't happened yet, but she's threatening to.

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00:27:25.480 --> 00:27:30.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh she she means to her husband is leading the

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<v Speaker 1>cocktail party on a white horse. Again, FBI, get going.

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<v Speaker 2>There was one other obnoxious thing, though. Zoe calls her

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<v Speaker 2>kids and complains about her limited closet space. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 2>Jerry was upset by that. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, mom,

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<v Speaker 2>that's crazy. Yeah, that's just unacceptable. Yeah, thanks for letting me.

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<v Speaker 1>That pissed Jerry off. All Right, So Kathy hates when

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<v Speaker 1>people are late. Nope, Kyle hates when people.

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<v Speaker 2>Are Is everybody down there because Catty Patty is kind

513
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<v Speaker 2>of here, but he might also be on vacation.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on a second, Okay, Kyle is in a bathrobe. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I know that you're not to reap, but also

516
00:28:08.839 --> 00:28:11.839
<v Speaker 1>people are ready. You're in a bathrow. Anyways, Jennifer Tilly

517
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<v Speaker 1>walks in, and Rachel Jaue is correct. Rachel Zoe says,

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<v Speaker 1>Jennifer Tilly is an art form and my hero. No,

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<v Speaker 1>Pat's rolling his eyes. Me and Ruby I I, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we just agree with everything that Rachel Zoe said. The

521
00:28:30.920 --> 00:28:34.720
<v Speaker 1>hat is insane, But Erica makes a great point. What

522
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<v Speaker 1>does Rachel think about twinning with Amanda. Uh. It was

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<v Speaker 1>disgusting that Amanda wore the same thing essentially as Rachel

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<v Speaker 1>Joe and I would maybe, yeah, you can't light a

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<v Speaker 1>dress on fire while somebody's wearing it, because that would

526
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<v Speaker 1>endanger them. But I wouldn't be completely not understanding if

527
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<v Speaker 1>Rachel Zoe did that. Caddy Patty, what's going on, babe?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I do want to make this before Caddy Patty arrives.

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<v Speaker 2>Is Pat's still here?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>It's interesting how America, Jane Baby and some of the

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00:29:08.759 --> 00:29:11.960
<v Speaker 2>other ladies they ice Amanda, but in a way where

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00:29:11.960 --> 00:29:16.039
<v Speaker 2>it's extremely subtle, like she'll say something and they'll respond

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<v Speaker 2>back and quickly turn their back to her.

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<v Speaker 1>She's vile. No one likes her very Ooh, little coke zero?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you got there, rubs? Oh a tall a

537
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<v Speaker 1>tall Coke zero? Fire.

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<v Speaker 2>Now at this point, Caddy Patty's here, Caddy Patty. I

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00:29:33.720 --> 00:29:37.200
<v Speaker 2>think Bo's is trolling me or him, Caddy Patty.

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<v Speaker 1>Caddy Patty arrives with I like to think of what, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what is that move? The is it? Na? No? No no?

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<v Speaker 1>The bird cage with Robin Williams.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's the other guy who was in the producers and stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, I should always name I was just on

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<v Speaker 2>the tip of my tug. Oh he did a voice

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<v Speaker 2>in Lion King.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was Nathan Lane. Nathan Lane. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so you obviously don't reach the same soaring heights that

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<v Speaker 1>Nathan Lane reaches when you're Caddy Patty because it's a

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<v Speaker 1>low vibration. Caddy Patty.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm a more masculine gay man.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, got it. But I do see flamingo kind of

554
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<v Speaker 1>fronds opening up, a whole series of them dominoing up

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<v Speaker 1>and then Caddy Patty arrives. I apologize, that's just the

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<v Speaker 1>imagination I have of Caddy Patty.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, Caddy Patty, he left, actually, but he left

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<v Speaker 2>his notes here because he doesn't he feels like he's

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<v Speaker 2>being trolled by Bo's. But okay, he said, yeah, I know,

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<v Speaker 2>he doesn't want to get any trouble or anything because

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<v Speaker 2>he's gonna comment on Bo's He's but he did say

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<v Speaker 2>if he was here, she looks like someone.

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<v Speaker 1>Glued a pomp pomp to her head. Okay, and not

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<v Speaker 1>in a good way. Okay, Caddy Patty was here left

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<v Speaker 1>his notes. Yeah, and I'm reading him, and you think

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<v Speaker 1>that he did that because.

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<v Speaker 2>He want to get in trouble. Okay, yeah, it said

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00:31:03.480 --> 00:31:06.279
<v Speaker 2>it looks like someone gleed a pom pom to her

569
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<v Speaker 2>head upside down and not in a good way. I

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00:31:08.279 --> 00:31:08.759
<v Speaker 2>don't know what he.

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00:31:08.799 --> 00:31:11.599
<v Speaker 1>Meant by that, Okay, anyway, I think it's pretty clear

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00:31:11.720 --> 00:31:16.559
<v Speaker 1>what he meant. Oh, okay, Okay. Dard is a rat.

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<v Speaker 1>She is once again late. I'm excited for the entire

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<v Speaker 1>cast to turn on her in a Lord of the

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<v Speaker 1>Flies kind of way. I hope it happens. I'm white

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<v Speaker 1>knuckling for that eventuality, Ruby, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 4>If it does not happen, Dylan, the United States government

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<v Speaker 4>will turn on her, I think, so, don't worry, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, be careful. Let's get to the Grand Surprise. The

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00:31:43.920 --> 00:31:47.759
<v Speaker 1>Villa Bibiani Theater. Oh God, that blue.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh baby. I could get up on stage right now,

582
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<v Speaker 2>but I'd have to pay.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a beautiful hue of blue. It is an easter pastel.

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<v Speaker 1>Dare I say, et moon kind of blue. It's amazing

585
00:32:02.319 --> 00:32:05.480
<v Speaker 1>what that blue did to me, It really was. It

586
00:32:05.599 --> 00:32:10.240
<v Speaker 1>just hit me in the heart. Just a beautiful theater

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00:32:10.400 --> 00:32:18.000
<v Speaker 1>now Bo says, if you have culture, you will enjoy opera.

588
00:32:18.200 --> 00:32:22.559
<v Speaker 1>Amanda is on her phone, Sutton miss sleeping, and almost

589
00:32:22.640 --> 00:32:27.920
<v Speaker 1>everyone there hates what is happening now. One of the

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00:32:27.960 --> 00:32:32.079
<v Speaker 1>things that adds to the you want to talk about

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00:32:32.079 --> 00:32:36.079
<v Speaker 1>getting anxiety. One of the things that makes this moment

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00:32:36.240 --> 00:32:43.359
<v Speaker 1>so awful is the limited size of the party. If

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00:32:43.359 --> 00:32:46.559
<v Speaker 1>this theater is a little fuller, then it's like, Okay,

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00:32:46.559 --> 00:32:50.519
<v Speaker 1>contextually this is more appropriate. There's seven of us sitting

595
00:32:50.599 --> 00:32:53.519
<v Speaker 1>here and this is awkward as fuck, and I hate it.

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<v Speaker 1>One thing I do want to note, I love Stefano.

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00:32:57.839 --> 00:33:04.319
<v Speaker 1>He is unabashed, always boozing. He has a drink in

598
00:33:04.400 --> 00:33:09.960
<v Speaker 1>his hand every fucking where he goes. Layoff. Okay, I

599
00:33:10.000 --> 00:33:12.599
<v Speaker 1>have to be around you, this gaggle of women. Okay,

600
00:33:12.680 --> 00:33:14.559
<v Speaker 1>you guys are all awful to one another. I need

601
00:33:14.599 --> 00:33:19.880
<v Speaker 1>wine at all hours. And he's just pristinely buzzed like that.

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<v Speaker 2>He sets the tone. Can I tell you why opera sucks?

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00:33:23.039 --> 00:33:23.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna explain this in just like uh would be

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<v Speaker 2>the terms of just like breaking it down to human nature.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Megan Stallion gets on stage and starts going YadA YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA.

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<v Speaker 2>You start shaking your ass and she's just moving around

609
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<v Speaker 2>doing that. Yeah, you're like, there's something cool about it.

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<v Speaker 2>And as a human being, you you're mesmerized by like

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<v Speaker 2>the sonic waves and her ass shaking and everything is just.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, when I think we can all agree too,

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<v Speaker 1>great ass.

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<v Speaker 2>With a fucking uh a beard up there goes Ah.

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<v Speaker 2>All you want to do is bury your head in

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<v Speaker 2>this chair.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me ask you something brief. Opera hour and a

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<v Speaker 1>half or four hours of Bluey starting at four thirty

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's my every day, so I watch four hours

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<v Speaker 2>of blue So really yeah, dad, mom, bingo.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all right, hey everyone, everyone take it easy. Lucy

623
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<v Speaker 1>does not like Bluey. Lucy gets very overwhelmed by blue

624
00:34:38.800 --> 00:34:42.119
<v Speaker 1>which is crazy because she loves one piece and one piece.

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<v Speaker 2>Is just oh boss.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyways, enough about.

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<v Speaker 2>That, wait till she gets into Masha the Bear. It's

628
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<v Speaker 2>an interesting one because it's this little bossy Russian bitch

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<v Speaker 2>who owns this bear out in the woods. All she

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<v Speaker 2>does is use him and tell him what to do.

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00:34:59.440 --> 00:35:00.440
<v Speaker 1>That sense awful.

632
00:35:00.559 --> 00:35:04.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, pretty means to the bear, she means to everybody. Everybody.

633
00:35:04.239 --> 00:35:06.559
<v Speaker 2>The wolves that live out there, the squirrels. She's got

634
00:35:06.599 --> 00:35:08.079
<v Speaker 2>them all on the fucking docket.

635
00:35:08.239 --> 00:35:10.760
<v Speaker 1>Really, yeah, what is the message?

636
00:35:11.480 --> 00:35:14.360
<v Speaker 2>Be a bossy bitch? Wow?

637
00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:17.039
<v Speaker 4>Are you talking about snow white Pat?

638
00:35:17.360 --> 00:35:18.480
<v Speaker 2>No, Masha the bear?

639
00:35:18.679 --> 00:35:26.199
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get to Amanda and Deurit needing to

640
00:35:26.239 --> 00:35:30.519
<v Speaker 1>speak Darite waves this off incites uh. I actually have

641
00:35:30.599 --> 00:35:35.400
<v Speaker 1>to piss now. When she says I have to urinate,

642
00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:41.599
<v Speaker 1>she delays the process, and she, without any irony whatsoever,

643
00:35:41.920 --> 00:35:45.960
<v Speaker 1>goes around and inquires about whether or not she can

644
00:35:46.039 --> 00:35:49.320
<v Speaker 1>do this because she doesn't want to be late to dinner.

645
00:35:51.480 --> 00:35:57.079
<v Speaker 1>I don't feel the same fervent disgust that I feel

646
00:35:58.079 --> 00:36:02.400
<v Speaker 1>towards Amanda for Deit. But I don't think anyone is

647
00:36:02.519 --> 00:36:05.199
<v Speaker 1>any get in the comments. Is anyone a fan of Deret?

648
00:36:05.440 --> 00:36:08.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean genuinely, she's.

649
00:36:07.960 --> 00:36:13.199
<v Speaker 4>To have so to have Bose say to her, no, no,

650
00:36:13.400 --> 00:36:16.519
<v Speaker 4>you won't hold us up. We will eat dinner. Okay,

651
00:36:16.679 --> 00:36:18.480
<v Speaker 4>well wait for you at all?

652
00:36:19.320 --> 00:36:28.239
<v Speaker 1>Right? And dinner is a classical classical Pecorino tuscano on property, olive, oil,

653
00:36:29.039 --> 00:36:32.360
<v Speaker 1>ham and melon, and then the big one, the best

654
00:36:32.360 --> 00:36:35.000
<v Speaker 1>steak in the world, tuscin rare.

655
00:36:38.119 --> 00:36:41.599
<v Speaker 2>Jerry could eat that for breakfast. Oh wow, who gives

656
00:36:41.599 --> 00:36:42.039
<v Speaker 2>a fuck?

657
00:36:43.119 --> 00:36:47.000
<v Speaker 1>Wow? Well, Jerry, Jerry liked the prosciudo and the mellon.

658
00:36:47.159 --> 00:36:51.079
<v Speaker 1>That's right, yeah, Jerry, Jerry's culture. Yeah, Jerry's a really

659
00:36:51.159 --> 00:36:55.519
<v Speaker 1>really rich little child because his favorite breakfast is preshudo

660
00:36:55.760 --> 00:37:02.719
<v Speaker 1>and melon. Okay, cut to Michigan somewhere and children are

661
00:37:02.719 --> 00:37:07.039
<v Speaker 1>eating cream of wheat with the dregs of the maple

662
00:37:07.079 --> 00:37:11.119
<v Speaker 1>syrup left in the bottle. It's like, I love Zoe, right,

663
00:37:11.280 --> 00:37:14.360
<v Speaker 1>but we do have to be a little mindful of

664
00:37:14.679 --> 00:37:17.199
<v Speaker 1>how we speak about our lives.

665
00:37:18.000 --> 00:37:20.239
<v Speaker 2>Thank you for finally catching that. Yeah, I've been saying

666
00:37:20.320 --> 00:37:22.559
<v Speaker 2>she is a humble, she is a bragger, but she

667
00:37:22.679 --> 00:37:25.000
<v Speaker 2>just does it in such a batt way, does it perfectly.

668
00:37:25.239 --> 00:37:27.559
<v Speaker 2>Like when she's driving from the airport, She's like, oh

669
00:37:27.639 --> 00:37:30.639
<v Speaker 2>my god, I love Italy. I've been here so many times.

670
00:37:33.119 --> 00:37:35.400
<v Speaker 2>It's like, yeah, you got to catch these little things.

671
00:37:35.519 --> 00:37:37.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, Now I want to give a Rachel.

672
00:37:37.280 --> 00:37:38.800
<v Speaker 2>A life hack. I don't want to tell her how

673
00:37:38.840 --> 00:37:40.719
<v Speaker 2>to live her life because she's obviously doing better than me.

674
00:37:40.800 --> 00:37:42.880
<v Speaker 2>But she says she needs to save up a bunch

675
00:37:42.920 --> 00:37:46.559
<v Speaker 2>of money because her dream retirement is to live by

676
00:37:46.639 --> 00:37:49.440
<v Speaker 2>the beach. Get a tan like one of those spray

677
00:37:49.440 --> 00:37:51.360
<v Speaker 2>tans are a big tan by the sun or something,

678
00:37:51.719 --> 00:37:55.400
<v Speaker 2>and then make jewelry on the beach. And I was thinking, Fuck,

679
00:37:55.440 --> 00:37:58.159
<v Speaker 2>you don't need any money for that. There's like eighty

680
00:37:58.239 --> 00:38:02.239
<v Speaker 2>thousand of those fuckers down on y tent.

681
00:38:02.199 --> 00:38:05.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah for free. She wants to be in Chanelle klftans,

682
00:38:05.199 --> 00:38:08.400
<v Speaker 1>So that's going to be a little bit trickier because

683
00:38:09.199 --> 00:38:12.960
<v Speaker 1>those eighty thousand or they're not draped in Chanelle klftans.

684
00:38:13.239 --> 00:38:15.360
<v Speaker 1>Ruby your thoughts on rachel Zo's retirement plan.

685
00:38:16.039 --> 00:38:18.639
<v Speaker 4>I don't think that she would love the tent, but

686
00:38:18.760 --> 00:38:21.199
<v Speaker 4>you should DM her potsuit, she thinks, because it's true

687
00:38:21.239 --> 00:38:22.280
<v Speaker 4>she could get there faster.

688
00:38:22.679 --> 00:38:25.079
<v Speaker 2>Well, especially if she takes up smoking rock.

689
00:38:26.719 --> 00:38:27.000
<v Speaker 3>Wow.

690
00:38:27.159 --> 00:38:33.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah for sure, Wow, Yeah for sure. Catch Aya, pepe

691
00:38:33.880 --> 00:38:37.719
<v Speaker 1>and Bolognesi round out what is a perfect Italian meal

692
00:38:38.079 --> 00:38:44.039
<v Speaker 1>one hundred and fifty pots. Rachel Zoe wants to be

693
00:38:44.119 --> 00:38:47.760
<v Speaker 1>homeless and die. I think we covered it, okay, dearit

694
00:38:47.920 --> 00:38:50.440
<v Speaker 1>and Pique went to dinner.

695
00:38:52.760 --> 00:38:53.920
<v Speaker 2>But I want to keep it private.

696
00:38:53.960 --> 00:38:57.159
<v Speaker 1>Baby, she's string froes and I won't to please. She

697
00:38:57.480 --> 00:39:01.239
<v Speaker 1>does want to talk about this only with certain people.

698
00:39:01.320 --> 00:39:03.880
<v Speaker 2>Well, and you shouldn't go out to a fucking restaurant

699
00:39:03.880 --> 00:39:05.320
<v Speaker 2>where people can take pictures of you.

700
00:39:05.559 --> 00:39:09.199
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm. Now, Erica Jane Baby says, I know you're

701
00:39:09.239 --> 00:39:14.639
<v Speaker 1>not talking about may Baby, and Durite says, well, you

702
00:39:14.639 --> 00:39:18.719
<v Speaker 1>didn't tell me about your boyfriend. And it's this really

703
00:39:18.800 --> 00:39:22.119
<v Speaker 1>like important moment that only bubbles up a couple of

704
00:39:22.119 --> 00:39:25.320
<v Speaker 1>times this season. It's important to catch on to these

705
00:39:25.360 --> 00:39:29.719
<v Speaker 1>moments wherein we can really see that these people are

706
00:39:29.760 --> 00:39:32.239
<v Speaker 1>not friends in any way shape.

707
00:39:32.440 --> 00:39:34.320
<v Speaker 2>We only talk when cameras are here.

708
00:39:34.400 --> 00:39:38.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's be honest. Yeah, So they don't love each

709
00:39:38.519 --> 00:39:42.280
<v Speaker 1>other and they are not friends. So Erica Jane says,

710
00:39:42.320 --> 00:39:46.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm shocked about you two staying together Baby with Sutton

711
00:39:47.039 --> 00:39:49.639
<v Speaker 1>and Amanda, and she says because the last time at

712
00:39:49.639 --> 00:39:52.559
<v Speaker 1>the Secret Manifestation dinner didn't go well. And we cut

713
00:39:52.599 --> 00:39:57.519
<v Speaker 1>to another moment where it's not a I'm done with

714
00:39:57.559 --> 00:40:00.360
<v Speaker 1>Amanda moment, but it does fit into the tap history

715
00:40:00.400 --> 00:40:03.480
<v Speaker 1>of how awful she is. She goes, hey, don't call

716
00:40:03.559 --> 00:40:07.559
<v Speaker 1>me a wimp in my own home. Take it away, Roops,

717
00:40:09.920 --> 00:40:11.119
<v Speaker 1>and it's there.

718
00:40:11.440 --> 00:40:14.320
<v Speaker 4>It's crime. Yeah, there aren't a lot of places to

719
00:40:14.360 --> 00:40:17.239
<v Speaker 4>take it other than jail, because people who are over

720
00:40:17.320 --> 00:40:21.320
<v Speaker 4>the age of three and speak this way. Yeah, yeah,

721
00:40:21.320 --> 00:40:23.800
<v Speaker 4>that's all. I don't love it. I really actually hate it.

722
00:40:24.440 --> 00:40:29.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't call me a wimp in my own house.

723
00:40:29.360 --> 00:40:33.079
<v Speaker 2>At some point, I do question did Amanda watch this

724
00:40:33.199 --> 00:40:34.960
<v Speaker 2>show before she signed up to go on?

725
00:40:35.280 --> 00:40:38.400
<v Speaker 1>You know what's crazy to me? What is brain's fire?

726
00:40:38.519 --> 00:40:40.679
<v Speaker 1>Very very quickly? You know, we've been talking for a while.

727
00:40:40.679 --> 00:40:42.239
<v Speaker 1>We don't really know what we're going to say. We

728
00:40:42.360 --> 00:40:44.400
<v Speaker 1>just kind of say it. It comes out to our

729
00:40:44.440 --> 00:40:51.039
<v Speaker 1>detriment at times when you hear the word wimp and

730
00:40:51.079 --> 00:40:56.079
<v Speaker 1>you turn it into an insult, levied that needs to

731
00:40:56.159 --> 00:41:01.199
<v Speaker 1>be addressed and how inappropriate that is in the context

732
00:41:01.199 --> 00:41:05.559
<v Speaker 1>of your own like that is such a fucking bizarre

733
00:41:05.599 --> 00:41:09.480
<v Speaker 1>thing to do, of course, Like go ahead, Ribs.

734
00:41:09.199 --> 00:41:11.440
<v Speaker 4>I was gonna say, imagine if Sutton just said something

735
00:41:11.599 --> 00:41:15.880
<v Speaker 4>super foul like you fat postpartum bitch, Like, imagine what

736
00:41:16.000 --> 00:41:19.039
<v Speaker 4>could have happened and what the Because the reaction likely

737
00:41:19.039 --> 00:41:20.159
<v Speaker 4>would have been the same.

738
00:41:21.199 --> 00:41:23.400
<v Speaker 2>She should I would have been like, because I'm quick

739
00:41:23.400 --> 00:41:25.360
<v Speaker 2>on my feet, I would have been what'd you just

740
00:41:25.360 --> 00:41:28.519
<v Speaker 2>say to me, Twiggy? What'd you call?

741
00:41:28.920 --> 00:41:29.079
<v Speaker 1>Well?

742
00:41:29.119 --> 00:41:31.599
<v Speaker 2>You call me a fat pig? I called you Twiggy?

743
00:41:33.119 --> 00:41:37.920
<v Speaker 2>Did you call him Twiggy. Have you seen your legs? Twiggy? Okay, no,

744
00:41:38.039 --> 00:41:42.159
<v Speaker 2>I mean it's easy fight back, right, That's what this

745
00:41:42.199 --> 00:41:42.760
<v Speaker 2>show is about.

746
00:41:42.840 --> 00:41:43.320
<v Speaker 1>Fight back.

747
00:41:44.079 --> 00:41:47.440
<v Speaker 2>Hey did you just call me? All right, let's get

748
00:41:47.440 --> 00:41:49.719
<v Speaker 2>to I want to go on Real Housewives.

749
00:41:49.280 --> 00:41:51.639
<v Speaker 1>That Dart and Amanda of it all. Amanda is weirded

750
00:41:51.719 --> 00:41:54.280
<v Speaker 1>out that everyone has the same opinion on her marriage,

751
00:41:54.280 --> 00:41:57.039
<v Speaker 1>but durit's mad at her. Well, Amanda, you've met her

752
00:41:57.119 --> 00:42:02.599
<v Speaker 1>three fucking times. So are we a financial expert, best

753
00:42:02.639 --> 00:42:09.000
<v Speaker 1>selling author, marriage counselor all of these things? But we

754
00:42:09.280 --> 00:42:13.360
<v Speaker 1>can't recognize that. The reason she's upset is I don't

755
00:42:13.400 --> 00:42:15.880
<v Speaker 1>know you don't talk about my marriage.

756
00:42:15.880 --> 00:42:19.079
<v Speaker 2>Oh on, I'm going to defend Amanda here.

757
00:42:19.480 --> 00:42:19.599
<v Speaker 5>Ugh.

758
00:42:20.199 --> 00:42:23.639
<v Speaker 2>She was speaking in general terms, which we can all

759
00:42:23.679 --> 00:42:30.440
<v Speaker 2>agree when you talk shit about your ex on television, Yeah,

760
00:42:30.480 --> 00:42:31.199
<v Speaker 2>it's not good.

761
00:42:31.519 --> 00:42:34.960
<v Speaker 1>I understand that. But Amanda has pointedly asked to read

762
00:42:35.199 --> 00:42:38.440
<v Speaker 1>about these things. I think Kyle has kind of kicked

763
00:42:38.440 --> 00:42:41.679
<v Speaker 1>the door open in these moments, but Amanda has sat

764
00:42:41.719 --> 00:42:44.360
<v Speaker 1>in the pocket, going tell me about this. Yeah, what's

765
00:42:44.480 --> 00:42:48.119
<v Speaker 1>going on? You don't know her? And Kathy Hilton is

766
00:42:48.159 --> 00:42:51.079
<v Speaker 1>all of us when she says, read the room, babe,

767
00:42:51.119 --> 00:42:53.679
<v Speaker 1>if you don't know someone, keep your mouth shut.

768
00:42:53.800 --> 00:42:56.880
<v Speaker 2>Well that's because Kathy understands this is a newbie and

769
00:42:56.920 --> 00:43:00.800
<v Speaker 2>she has no respect for her. But Amanda says, everyone

770
00:43:00.840 --> 00:43:04.320
<v Speaker 2>at this fucking table agrees with the sentiment that I

771
00:43:04.360 --> 00:43:04.840
<v Speaker 2>am sharing.

772
00:43:04.960 --> 00:43:09.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly, come at me right now. Amanda then says, well, well, well,

773
00:43:09.639 --> 00:43:11.199
<v Speaker 1>I get that I don't know you, and it's not

774
00:43:11.239 --> 00:43:12.920
<v Speaker 1>my place to bring up your marriage in front of

775
00:43:12.920 --> 00:43:15.119
<v Speaker 1>all these people. But what if it's coming from a

776
00:43:15.159 --> 00:43:19.079
<v Speaker 1>place of caring academia oh that one, yeah, what if

777
00:43:19.079 --> 00:43:23.440
<v Speaker 1>it's coming from a car place? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah?

778
00:43:23.519 --> 00:43:29.159
<v Speaker 1>She is rotin And Duritz says, well, what about the cult?

779
00:43:29.239 --> 00:43:31.519
<v Speaker 1>And Amanda says, what was your intention of bringing up

780
00:43:31.559 --> 00:43:33.719
<v Speaker 1>the cult? Because you were in a cult in that job,

781
00:43:33.800 --> 00:43:36.920
<v Speaker 1>it's pretty fucking interesting. Let's talk about the cult.

782
00:43:37.000 --> 00:43:39.039
<v Speaker 2>It saved her actually in this episode, because I thought

783
00:43:39.079 --> 00:43:40.599
<v Speaker 2>they were going to bring out the knives.

784
00:43:40.800 --> 00:43:44.199
<v Speaker 1>It did. It really did. Sorry, sorry to h to,

785
00:43:45.360 --> 00:43:48.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking too much. I apologize. But rubes Pat brings

786
00:43:48.840 --> 00:43:50.840
<v Speaker 1>up a very very good point in that when Amanda

787
00:43:50.920 --> 00:43:54.000
<v Speaker 1>was talking about this and the women were as empathetic

788
00:43:54.039 --> 00:43:57.079
<v Speaker 1>and receptive as they were, I was really really concerned

789
00:43:57.119 --> 00:44:01.440
<v Speaker 1>that this was going to buy Amanda Yardage your thoughts on.

790
00:44:01.320 --> 00:44:06.360
<v Speaker 4>That, No, because she won't do it properly, right, like

791
00:44:06.440 --> 00:44:10.039
<v Speaker 4>her taking a sip of dramatic water being like, I

792
00:44:10.039 --> 00:44:13.840
<v Speaker 4>don't know if I have what did the energy? You're set?

793
00:44:14.400 --> 00:44:14.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

794
00:44:14.920 --> 00:44:18.199
<v Speaker 4>Shut up? Okay, baby girl, go get your bottle and

795
00:44:18.239 --> 00:44:19.920
<v Speaker 4>come back to the table when you're ready. Because, like

796
00:44:20.000 --> 00:44:23.400
<v Speaker 4>Darite said, the fact that she has taken this twenty

797
00:44:23.440 --> 00:44:26.519
<v Speaker 4>four hour experience and turned it into her next book

798
00:44:26.800 --> 00:44:28.199
<v Speaker 4>is why I think I hate her.

799
00:44:28.360 --> 00:44:33.119
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmmm yeah, yeah, But I've always said, and when

800
00:44:33.559 --> 00:44:36.599
<v Speaker 2>people hate you on reality TV, one way that you

801
00:44:36.639 --> 00:44:40.280
<v Speaker 2>can kind of get out of it is victimhood. Pain.

802
00:44:40.440 --> 00:44:41.280
<v Speaker 1>Pain pain.

803
00:44:41.400 --> 00:44:44.159
<v Speaker 2>You're right when you're doing the one on one thing

804
00:44:44.320 --> 00:44:46.840
<v Speaker 2>on Bachelor where they're going to decide to give you

805
00:44:46.880 --> 00:44:48.440
<v Speaker 2>the rose or not. And if you don't get the rose,

806
00:44:48.480 --> 00:44:49.039
<v Speaker 2>your fucking head.

807
00:44:49.119 --> 00:44:50.079
<v Speaker 1>My grandma's dying.

808
00:44:51.039 --> 00:44:54.280
<v Speaker 2>You take a phone call. Oh, the person is ready

809
00:44:54.320 --> 00:44:56.960
<v Speaker 2>to say, you know, I really like you. Oh, I'm sorry,

810
00:44:57.159 --> 00:45:00.440
<v Speaker 2>hold on, I'm taking a phone call. Hello. Oh no,

811
00:45:01.480 --> 00:45:02.119
<v Speaker 2>she's dying.

812
00:45:02.360 --> 00:45:03.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh no, she's dead.

813
00:45:04.000 --> 00:45:06.159
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. Well hold on, let me finish this dinner.

814
00:45:06.239 --> 00:45:08.679
<v Speaker 1>You were saying, yeah, or you go ooh, sorry, my

815
00:45:08.840 --> 00:45:11.360
<v Speaker 1>leg I Collot sometimes in my life is in peril

816
00:45:11.400 --> 00:45:12.079
<v Speaker 1>at all hours.

817
00:45:12.159 --> 00:45:15.440
<v Speaker 2>Go ahead, you were saying you can't dump the person there.

818
00:45:15.559 --> 00:45:19.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, it's a brilliant tactic. Now Erica Jane talks

819
00:45:19.800 --> 00:45:22.679
<v Speaker 1>on cults, baby, she says, you know, it's crazy, and

820
00:45:22.760 --> 00:45:25.400
<v Speaker 1>I think cults. I think Marilyn Manson, But there's all

821
00:45:25.480 --> 00:45:26.559
<v Speaker 1>kinds of cults. Baby.

822
00:45:26.719 --> 00:45:31.480
<v Speaker 2>Thank you for bringing up that absolutely pointless point.

823
00:45:31.760 --> 00:45:35.199
<v Speaker 1>Now, the Mother of Silver, that's a that's a weird one.

824
00:45:35.079 --> 00:45:39.039
<v Speaker 4>Right, Mother of God. This this was a bebe from

825
00:45:39.079 --> 00:45:41.239
<v Speaker 4>her that just made me laugh and giggle, loved it.

826
00:45:41.320 --> 00:45:43.280
<v Speaker 4>I think that it's really fun to know that. Erica

827
00:45:43.360 --> 00:45:46.840
<v Speaker 4>Jane also postmates and watches documentaries.

828
00:45:47.320 --> 00:45:49.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, The Mother of God was a doc

829
00:45:49.880 --> 00:45:53.559
<v Speaker 2>about this complete drunk right where they kept Did you

830
00:45:53.559 --> 00:45:54.199
<v Speaker 2>see this one?

831
00:45:54.400 --> 00:45:56.800
<v Speaker 1>No, it's a fascinating one to me though.

832
00:45:57.280 --> 00:46:00.119
<v Speaker 2>So she really wasn't a good cult leader, but she

833
00:46:00.199 --> 00:46:02.119
<v Speaker 2>had a bunch of young people follow her, and they

834
00:46:02.159 --> 00:46:04.280
<v Speaker 2>loved her so much that even when she was dead,

835
00:46:04.320 --> 00:46:06.519
<v Speaker 2>they they kept her dead body around for a little bit.

836
00:46:07.159 --> 00:46:10.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, m hmm, yeah, strung Christmas lights around the

837
00:46:10.920 --> 00:46:11.760
<v Speaker 1>dead body.

838
00:46:12.079 --> 00:46:14.159
<v Speaker 4>Drove it around like you know, who It reminded me

839
00:46:14.199 --> 00:46:16.440
<v Speaker 4>of whoever that was that kept the Daddy in the box.

840
00:46:16.559 --> 00:46:19.039
<v Speaker 4>That's what it was kind of like. But Daddy wasn't cremated.

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<v Speaker 4>Daddy was alive with Christmas lights.

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<v Speaker 1>Got it. That's fucking terrifying.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Ruby, I'm sorry. I got to bring this up

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<v Speaker 2>because a lot of our listeners like docs too.

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<v Speaker 1>Ruby.

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<v Speaker 2>On HBO, they got this series called Neighbors.

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<v Speaker 1>And Cecy's obsessed.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta watch this. It's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Each episode has two different stories about neighbors that are

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<v Speaker 2>in conflict, and the way they edit it is it

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<v Speaker 2>it's kind of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's supposed to be. And CC was like, there

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<v Speaker 1>was one where there was this old guy and a

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<v Speaker 1>person moved in that was a little paranoid, so they

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<v Speaker 1>were building a wall. That was she built a wall,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was like, it looks like god damn fucking card.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a former senate member in the Texas Legislator and

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<v Speaker 2>he doesn't like that she built a wall. And she's

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<v Speaker 2>a psychic and she does really well, and they're in

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<v Speaker 2>a she does not want her property being seen from

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<v Speaker 2>the street, and he does everything he can to fucking

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<v Speaker 2>get that wall taken down. Yeah, and it's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's supposed to be really good. Okay, tune in.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get to the next day. Kyle is

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<v Speaker 1>working out.

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<v Speaker 4>M I don't have anything to say.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like crazy, Like, why do I get annoyed by

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<v Speaker 1>Kyle working out? What's wrong with me?

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<v Speaker 2>She's not annoying me this season. I what I find

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<v Speaker 2>is I was more annoyed by her being a fake lesbian. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>I like, Kyle, we'll talk about this love.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, Mark. I think partially it's that you're not you.

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<v Speaker 4>This is me speaking to me with my cokes Era,

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<v Speaker 4>you piece of fat shit. So seeing people be active

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<v Speaker 4>makes you feel bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, got it is the same way that.

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<v Speaker 4>The lesbianism felt performative, so Pat was annoyed by it.

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<v Speaker 4>I think the working out is also very annoyingly performative.

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<v Speaker 4>Like we get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, let's speak about a performative act before we do.

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<v Speaker 1>Durita says she's going shopping. That's always bad. Now let's

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<v Speaker 1>get to the performative act of vlogging about the book

884
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<v Speaker 1>and bringing the book out to the garden. It's always ooh,

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<v Speaker 1>my bones are turning into liquid. I am so cring out.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we've addressed this. It's it's nausea inducing. But Kyle

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<v Speaker 1>comes back from her jog and Kyle starts to do

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<v Speaker 1>that Kyle thing. Mm hmmm.

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<v Speaker 4>Hm.

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<v Speaker 2>She hears something.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean she hears something?

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<v Speaker 2>Y hear something. What are you doing over there, Amanda?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing, Well, since you're asking typing my new book.

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<v Speaker 1>God does Patty love his sound effects. He has so

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<v Speaker 1>much fun with his sound effects.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew you were going to ask the next question.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about my new book. And if you were going

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<v Speaker 2>to ask, it's inspired by Derek because she's such a bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Now Kyle starts in with her svengaliism. Here she goes

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<v Speaker 1>Durit is not trying to Kyle hates hates She hates

902
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<v Speaker 1>to read so much. It's crazy how much she hates her.

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<v Speaker 2>She's using Amanda as a I think a wall as

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<v Speaker 2>a device.

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<v Speaker 1>Amanda or Kyle is having a little finger kind of

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<v Speaker 1>season where she's really kind of she's behind the veil.

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<v Speaker 1>She looks to be warming up to a new housewive.

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<v Speaker 1>She is not. She is in the throes of processing

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<v Speaker 1>the tip of her head in the first layer of

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<v Speaker 1>acid in her stomach and the legs are still outside

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<v Speaker 1>of her mouth. This is an Anaconda like swallowing, and

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<v Speaker 1>I hope Amanda is ready for it because she is

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<v Speaker 1>being rung dry. We end the episode well, I was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say.

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<v Speaker 2>Amanda now realizes there is only one way to communicate

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<v Speaker 2>on the show, because both Sutton and Kyle walk off

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<v Speaker 2>away from her during this morning conversation. And the way

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<v Speaker 2>that you communicate on this show is yell, cry, listen, regret, forgive, repeat, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's it. Wow, goddamn, yeah, you don't You're gonna we

920
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<v Speaker 2>don't want you to be careful with your words. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>are you fucking crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>The fuck out here? All right, let's wrap up the

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<v Speaker 1>show with Rachel Zoe getting word back from Kyukis Jerry

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<v Speaker 1>Melanhead Fine, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, I want to hear your thoughts on this. Dylan

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<v Speaker 2>and I are parents. I understand Zoe being pissed that Dad,

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<v Speaker 2>without permission, mentioned to the boys or the boy I

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<v Speaker 2>got a girlfriend. Yeah, Dad's a little piece of shit,

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<v Speaker 2>he is. He did this to drive her nuts, yep.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think she Rach frames it that she's concerned

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<v Speaker 2>how this will affect Jerry, and it may confuse him. However,

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<v Speaker 2>I think Rage is more upset and by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>this is bad, so I totally agree with her being

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<v Speaker 2>upset about it. How Whoever, I think Rach is more

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<v Speaker 2>upset because this was a power move by him to

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<v Speaker 2>upset her.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that, and we'll throw to Rubes for final

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<v Speaker 1>thoughts on this. I think that rach is right to

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<v Speaker 1>be pissed off, but she's also this strikes me as

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<v Speaker 1>a long winding road and there are IEDs at every foot,

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<v Speaker 1>so you've got to pick and choose where your energy

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<v Speaker 1>points go to. This is still early in the process,

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<v Speaker 1>so Rachel's going to get pissed off about a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Zoe needs to sit in the pocket a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit more, and you're going to defeat this petulant

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<v Speaker 1>little man with poise, patience, and composure. Okay, because there's

947
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<v Speaker 1>a lot more to come from this, Caddie, Patty dare,

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<v Speaker 1>I say, Rubes, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 4>I agree with both of you completely. I think that

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<v Speaker 4>she is one hundred percent right to be upset. I

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<v Speaker 4>think he did this while she was away to be

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<v Speaker 4>a dick. And I think that men like this typically like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>this is a long process. It's like peek like these

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<v Speaker 4>people will show and Dearie, you will find out who

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<v Speaker 4>they are, as will their children. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 4>tell anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>I promise you know exactly. And I want to apologize

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<v Speaker 1>to you. I'm sorry I call him Catty Patty.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he doesn't deserve that. Natty Patty's fucking awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Caddy Patty is awesome and so are you. Guys for listening,

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<v Speaker 1>get in the comments let us know what you thought

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<v Speaker 1>about the episode. We will be back next week with more.

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<v Speaker 1>Until then, I'm dying saying goodbye, pat say goodbye later,

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<v Speaker 1>bye bye, kaylin a'p on my, I'm gonna putting on

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<v Speaker 1>all up like and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>If I can walk on grass, I can walk on grass.

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<v Speaker 1>M