WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:19.000 This is his head, Jeffrey's daughter, so Blunt, the Unibomber 2 00:00:19.199 --> 00:00:23.199 blowing up Waco, Texas, and Heaven's Gates and Aliens, modified 3 00:00:23.280 --> 00:00:25.480 med f mapes, Hitler, Pickys. 4 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:26.679 Death and that escaped. 5 00:00:26.519 --> 00:00:28.079 Bigfoot and the mom. 6 00:00:27.960 --> 00:00:32.359 Man, start of Sam talking to that Tis again, Witches, JOm. 7 00:00:32.240 --> 00:00:35.719 Sam Got Serious Noise and Hauntings. 8 00:00:35.600 --> 00:00:38.560 Dark Arts and the scull and Bones. Most celebrities are 9 00:00:38.600 --> 00:00:39.280 probably clone. 10 00:00:39.399 --> 00:00:41.840 So if you're feeling all alone, crack a beer and 11 00:00:41.920 --> 00:00:42.600 get stone. 12 00:00:42.920 --> 00:00:45.320 Welcome you to the podcast Range Proof. 13 00:00:45.560 --> 00:00:55.880 We're here to entertain you. We're here entertain you. 14 00:00:50.600 --> 00:01:01.240 Get straight Mexico. We're just super Why son just didn't 15 00:01:01.240 --> 00:01:02.679 get us related. 16 00:01:03.880 --> 00:01:14.239 We're always in the shade about Grandma. Yeah, grandma did 17 00:01:14.280 --> 00:01:15.359 some off color ship. 18 00:01:16.319 --> 00:01:19.560 All right, Welcome back everybody to the podcast. I am 19 00:01:19.599 --> 00:01:22.200 Tom kat Ak, Tom Thompson, the Reptilian. 20 00:01:22.280 --> 00:01:23.799 This is something a little different. 21 00:01:24.079 --> 00:01:27.359 Might we say, uh, we're gonna do this is kind 22 00:01:27.359 --> 00:01:30.799 of a fun special. I suggest people check out the YouTube. 23 00:01:31.319 --> 00:01:34.920 But we have a bunch of hooligans on for this episode. 24 00:01:35.400 --> 00:01:37.760 And as you can tell, the my quality is different 25 00:01:37.840 --> 00:01:39.959 because we are in a different location. 26 00:01:40.719 --> 00:01:44.280 So should Jesus. 27 00:01:44.799 --> 00:01:49.120 I guess it's so huge should introduce hims. 28 00:01:49.879 --> 00:01:52.920 As everyone knows, I'm Brett, the man of many tastes 29 00:01:52.959 --> 00:01:55.159 and obviously man of many big cigar. 30 00:01:56.159 --> 00:01:57.879 If you're not, if you're just listening to audio, this 31 00:01:57.959 --> 00:02:01.040 is the biggest cigar I have ever seen. I will 32 00:02:01.079 --> 00:02:02.640 post a video of him fucking getting it. 33 00:02:02.680 --> 00:02:10.199 Sparks gotches long and like it looks like it looks 34 00:02:10.240 --> 00:02:13.840 like a really looks like a really straight turd. Mm 35 00:02:13.879 --> 00:02:18.639 hmmm straight. It's a I don't know, curly fries. 36 00:02:18.800 --> 00:02:20.960 It's a massive It's probably one of the biggest situars 37 00:02:20.960 --> 00:02:24.719 I've ever seen anyone smoke. It's fucking crazy. So everyone 38 00:02:24.840 --> 00:02:27.120 check out Strange brew Dot podcast on Instagram and I'll 39 00:02:27.120 --> 00:02:29.960 definitely post that video. And then obviously you heard a 40 00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:30.840 familiar voice. 41 00:02:32.360 --> 00:02:34.479 That's Bilbo. Bilbo fagins Bilbo. 42 00:02:36.280 --> 00:02:38.719 I think you're gonna have fun today. 43 00:02:39.280 --> 00:02:44.680 And then so I heard your third appearance, goody so destroyer. 44 00:02:45.439 --> 00:02:47.800 I don't destroy anything. I don't know where this comes from. 45 00:02:48.520 --> 00:02:52.759 Single anything you destroy ego. 46 00:02:53.479 --> 00:02:55.919 Oh god, I was just I was like, that was 47 00:02:57.199 --> 00:02:57.840 just a little. 48 00:02:57.599 --> 00:02:59.759 Bit by how have you been singlefore? 49 00:03:00.199 --> 00:03:12.639 Ah? Holy moly, ke Okay, you didn't know. I don't 50 00:03:12.639 --> 00:03:13.639 hold it against. 51 00:03:14.240 --> 00:03:17.080 So this is gonna be a bunch of Shenanigans. 52 00:03:17.120 --> 00:03:19.400 I'm sure the idea is to be really fun and 53 00:03:19.800 --> 00:03:23.800 have all of us together to do something a little special. Obviously, 54 00:03:23.879 --> 00:03:26.000 if Aaron from Ireland could be here, that would be 55 00:03:26.360 --> 00:03:28.560 the full group. It would be pretty awesome. But uh, 56 00:03:29.000 --> 00:03:31.439 let's get into some urban legends, so the true fans 57 00:03:31.439 --> 00:03:32.759 will cover with to me and Billy of talking about 58 00:03:32.800 --> 00:03:34.080 urban legends a couple of times. 59 00:03:34.199 --> 00:03:35.919 That was our very first episode. 60 00:03:36.039 --> 00:03:37.719 Yeah, one of the very first episodes of every Day 61 00:03:37.759 --> 00:03:40.759 was Urban Legends. And now it's on the Patreon so 62 00:03:40.800 --> 00:03:42.759 you can get that ship. And for the guy that 63 00:03:42.840 --> 00:03:45.599 yelled at me about the richer Ramirez episode, uh, it's 64 00:03:45.599 --> 00:03:47.759 now on the Patreon, so you have to pay for it. 65 00:03:48.560 --> 00:03:53.520 But on the original episodes are on there. But there's 66 00:03:53.560 --> 00:03:56.759 also what the we did one episode called Urban Legends 67 00:03:57.759 --> 00:04:00.960 killer Clowns and skin Skin Shoes. I think, yeah, they 68 00:04:01.039 --> 00:04:05.639 made shoes at skin. That's ancestors probably know a lot 69 00:04:05.680 --> 00:04:12.680 about that. Don't step on the cracks or you'll fall 70 00:04:12.719 --> 00:04:15.479 and break your back. Many children found this particular rhyme 71 00:04:15.520 --> 00:04:18.720 convincing enough to dance across sidewalks for the majority of 72 00:04:18.759 --> 00:04:22.439 their childhood until enough missteps convince them that their back 73 00:04:22.560 --> 00:04:27.279 was unsafe from superstition. Urban legends can be unforgiving. There 74 00:04:27.319 --> 00:04:31.160 are horrible and horrific urban legends of the supernatural nature. 75 00:04:31.600 --> 00:04:35.519 There are those are founded in innate distrust for from 76 00:04:35.560 --> 00:04:39.399 political forces that turn out to be true most times. 77 00:04:39.439 --> 00:04:42.759 You know, don't trust the government. Uh. Some urban legends 78 00:04:43.240 --> 00:04:47.079 last the test of time, while others disappear overnight. Whether 79 00:04:47.240 --> 00:04:51.160 the source, the cause, or the interpretation, all urban legends 80 00:04:51.160 --> 00:04:54.879 share one core truth. They are compelling enough to share. 81 00:04:56.680 --> 00:04:59.600 I want everyone to what is your What was the 82 00:04:59.639 --> 00:05:01.079 first urban legend that you've. 83 00:05:00.920 --> 00:05:01.519 Ever heard of? 84 00:05:01.600 --> 00:05:12.120 The Bible? The he will pee on you. 85 00:05:13.319 --> 00:05:18.600 Yeah, but definitely know like the the don't step. 86 00:05:18.360 --> 00:05:20.519 On the crack or you'll fall and break your back. 87 00:05:20.800 --> 00:05:23.600 You have bloody mary. Did they ever scary about that? 88 00:05:24.240 --> 00:05:25.040 I heard it? 89 00:05:25.600 --> 00:05:28.079 Honestly, No, no, because I tried it one time and 90 00:05:28.120 --> 00:05:32.800 nothing happened. You know, you're saying that's what happened, wasn't it? 91 00:05:33.120 --> 00:05:37.480 Breaks y? Yeah, it was actually, but like. 92 00:05:37.759 --> 00:05:39.920 The one day I looked at one day, I looked 93 00:05:39.959 --> 00:05:42.240 at my mom like she said that to me or something, 94 00:05:42.240 --> 00:05:46.839 and then I stepped on the crack. And like she was, like, 95 00:05:47.480 --> 00:05:51.879 that was rude, kid. 96 00:05:50.720 --> 00:05:53.040 Brett will go to you next. What's the first urban 97 00:05:53.120 --> 00:05:54.439 legend you probably heard of? 98 00:05:54.759 --> 00:06:00.439 M there's probably alligators in the sewers or problem, that's sure. 99 00:06:01.399 --> 00:06:04.040 I'm not sure they say it wasn't true, but there 100 00:06:04.160 --> 00:06:06.720 is a lot of stories about people flushing their animals 101 00:06:06.759 --> 00:06:09.639 down the toilet. 102 00:06:10.240 --> 00:06:14.680 Yeah, but that's a goldfish, mixed beers, boners. Come on 103 00:06:14.759 --> 00:06:18.600 down to the Ford Dealership. We get you, get up 104 00:06:18.639 --> 00:06:23.959 with the guarantee you to satisfy you and your gay 105 00:06:23.959 --> 00:06:27.279 lover a. I was gonna say, who needs a wife? 106 00:06:27.480 --> 00:06:29.439 The only thing thicker than our cigars. 107 00:06:33.360 --> 00:06:36.879 So it turns out, turn down the lights and get comfortable. 108 00:06:37.040 --> 00:06:40.199 Uncomfortable and let's begin our tour into the world's darkest 109 00:06:40.319 --> 00:06:44.160 urban legends. And let's start in Canada and Newfoundland and 110 00:06:44.240 --> 00:06:47.920 Labrador along in the welcoming community of hospitality in the 111 00:06:47.959 --> 00:06:51.079 region that is known for you can also find stories 112 00:06:51.199 --> 00:06:55.160 of the paranormal. One strange tale centers around Julie's Harbor, 113 00:06:55.839 --> 00:07:01.360 resettled community near Triton. If Birch butchered that, I don't care. 114 00:07:01.600 --> 00:07:04.759 According to skipper Mike Rogers of Badger Bay Boat Tours, 115 00:07:04.879 --> 00:07:08.560 the community is home to some not some stories not 116 00:07:08.639 --> 00:07:12.319 of this realm, and as Newfoundland and Labrador tourism, I 117 00:07:12.319 --> 00:07:14.879 don't know, I got I say altogether uh eerily puts it. 118 00:07:15.120 --> 00:07:18.240 The only way there is by boat, snowmobile or a TV, 119 00:07:18.480 --> 00:07:21.160 which means the only way to leave a spooky encounter is. 120 00:07:21.120 --> 00:07:21.879 The same way. 121 00:07:22.519 --> 00:07:24.560 And according to the tourism center. 122 00:07:24.519 --> 00:07:28.480 The only way to get there is the only way 123 00:07:28.759 --> 00:07:31.680 is by water, snow or land. 124 00:07:32.639 --> 00:07:34.879 The one way that you can get to this place. 125 00:07:35.000 --> 00:07:45.639 You can't drive, ohr walk, yes, well particular boat. The 126 00:07:45.800 --> 00:07:48.319 goblins will stop you if you're doing anything else. 127 00:07:48.399 --> 00:07:49.680 According to the tourist Center. 128 00:07:50.319 --> 00:07:55.040 Julius Harbor is named after a woman who drowned and 129 00:07:55.240 --> 00:07:58.360 was now known as Julia Harbor's Pond. So she drowned 130 00:07:58.399 --> 00:07:59.839 in some pond near the harbor. 131 00:08:00.360 --> 00:08:01.319 Well, how she. 132 00:08:01.439 --> 00:08:02.319 Died isn't known. 133 00:08:02.439 --> 00:08:04.000 It is said that the spirit has been felt in 134 00:08:04.040 --> 00:08:07.519 the area since her death, further adding to the eerieness. 135 00:08:07.879 --> 00:08:12.079 The eeriness of the harbor and all that you'll find 136 00:08:12.439 --> 00:08:16.160 left is the community is a large graves yard full 137 00:08:16.199 --> 00:08:20.360 of headstones of entire families dating back to the eighteenth century. 138 00:08:21.079 --> 00:08:23.680 So visitors to the harbor have kind of bone chilling 139 00:08:23.720 --> 00:08:26.839 tales of hearing sounds of children's laughter. So don't give 140 00:08:26.879 --> 00:08:27.839 me your child's laugh. 141 00:08:29.959 --> 00:08:31.480 Okay, that was crazy. 142 00:08:33.440 --> 00:08:37.120 I don't know what sounds terrible? 143 00:08:38.000 --> 00:08:39.480 Sound like a joker. 144 00:08:40.679 --> 00:08:43.200 You hear a lot of children. 145 00:08:43.799 --> 00:08:45.799 You think I have the ability to make this sound 146 00:08:45.799 --> 00:08:49.120 of a child? Do you have any idea? Fucking mainly. 147 00:08:52.159 --> 00:08:55.039 So Jesus, So. 148 00:08:57.159 --> 00:09:04.720 You gotta say like a word, ah crown, I just 149 00:09:04.759 --> 00:09:05.639 sound like an old lady. 150 00:09:05.639 --> 00:09:05.840 There. 151 00:09:07.440 --> 00:09:09.039 My impression abilities. 152 00:09:08.600 --> 00:09:10.519 Aren't there tonight normally? 153 00:09:10.519 --> 00:09:10.679 Are? 154 00:09:11.080 --> 00:09:13.159 I know? I can still rock March Simpson. 155 00:09:13.960 --> 00:09:14.840 That's Michael. 156 00:09:16.879 --> 00:09:21.720 So, that's Michael Jackson on a broken record. It's been 157 00:09:21.759 --> 00:09:24.960 a long time as I've heard a child laugh. I 158 00:09:24.960 --> 00:09:25.720 can't even think. 159 00:09:25.840 --> 00:09:29.759 I can't what a world we live in? So obviously 160 00:09:29.799 --> 00:09:33.000 despied out alone? You hear voices calling from the woods. 161 00:09:33.759 --> 00:09:34.200 Do you know what? 162 00:09:34.240 --> 00:09:36.679 Do you know what supposedly Bigfoot? Since we were talking 163 00:09:36.679 --> 00:09:38.559 about him earlier, you know you know what supposed to 164 00:09:38.559 --> 00:09:41.879 be the sound big Foot makes? No, you always think 165 00:09:41.879 --> 00:09:47.639 it's a terrictor? Yeah, that too off the woods. I 166 00:09:47.840 --> 00:09:51.679 want to tell we were sitting at a bar silking. That's 167 00:09:51.720 --> 00:09:54.720 funny is he makes like a whooping sound. 168 00:10:00.120 --> 00:10:02.919 Off the mic like a monkey. He's like. 169 00:10:04.960 --> 00:10:06.559 It's weird and also. 170 00:10:08.240 --> 00:10:10.440 Yeah, so the idea is that he also like hits 171 00:10:10.440 --> 00:10:12.799 things off trees, So like, if you like hit a 172 00:10:12.879 --> 00:10:15.679 stick off a tree three times, he will mimic that 173 00:10:15.720 --> 00:10:16.360 same sound. 174 00:10:16.399 --> 00:10:18.120 Oh I know what I'm doing next time I'm out 175 00:10:18.159 --> 00:10:21.159 for a nature walk play you're on mushrooms and I'm 176 00:10:21.159 --> 00:10:22.399 just gonna start whacking a tree and go. 177 00:10:24.200 --> 00:10:26.559 And that's some other big foot enthusias is gonna out 178 00:10:26.600 --> 00:10:27.600 of the wood works, Like I. 179 00:10:27.600 --> 00:10:31.960 Hear one on Oh God, help anybody that's nearby. I'm 180 00:10:32.000 --> 00:10:34.559 gonna run out with a bunch of hair tape. 181 00:10:36.120 --> 00:10:36.600 It's fine. 182 00:10:42.039 --> 00:10:43.159 It's a really free. 183 00:10:43.000 --> 00:10:46.879 Head before you're gonna have to do that on breast property, 184 00:10:46.960 --> 00:10:47.759 like one late night. 185 00:10:49.919 --> 00:10:52.399 I will hunt him. 186 00:10:52.440 --> 00:10:53.840 If it bleeds, we can kill it. 187 00:10:55.120 --> 00:10:58.960 I saw you're bled, so yeah, wait, if you knew 188 00:10:59.000 --> 00:11:01.159 it was me, you'd still meaning asshole. 189 00:11:01.519 --> 00:11:03.879 I just gimp you a little bit, okay. 190 00:11:04.080 --> 00:11:06.799 One story even tells of an apparition scene floating through 191 00:11:06.799 --> 00:11:10.080 the wall through the walls of the single house left 192 00:11:10.120 --> 00:11:11.080 in Julie's harbor. 193 00:11:11.639 --> 00:11:14.360 Uh, would you brave, be brave? 194 00:11:14.639 --> 00:11:16.759 But would you be brave enough to stay. 195 00:11:16.559 --> 00:11:24.080 The night would Yeah, no, really, no, man, my poor 196 00:11:24.080 --> 00:11:26.000 fridge again though. 197 00:11:25.840 --> 00:11:29.200 We went from don't step on the crack or you'll 198 00:11:29.240 --> 00:11:31.840 fall and break your back to yeh, his ghosts in 199 00:11:31.919 --> 00:11:37.879 his house, this house is clean. 200 00:11:38.679 --> 00:11:41.919 I'm boring of a podcast. We just stayed on don't 201 00:11:41.960 --> 00:11:43.080 step on a crack though. 202 00:11:44.639 --> 00:11:48.639 We just talked about that for an hour and a half. 203 00:11:49.440 --> 00:11:53.399 No, no, it was I was gonna say, you want 204 00:11:53.440 --> 00:11:58.080 to know about the Bath game? The Bath game? 205 00:12:03.600 --> 00:12:06.600 What I was gonna say, You're gonna say something towards 206 00:12:06.639 --> 00:12:09.799 me and some sort of of what I do in 207 00:12:09.840 --> 00:12:10.559 the bath. 208 00:12:13.120 --> 00:12:17.679 His breath, that's not his hand on my hand though. 209 00:12:18.720 --> 00:12:23.039 The Bath Game formerly known as druma Sam. How would 210 00:12:23.039 --> 00:12:29.799 you dremussan? I think it is a Japanese John. The 211 00:12:30.039 --> 00:12:33.759 Japanese have a lot of weird stuff going on. There 212 00:12:34.440 --> 00:12:34.919 a lot of. 213 00:12:34.879 --> 00:12:37.320 Weird folklore and weird creatures. 214 00:12:37.519 --> 00:12:39.200 There was a fan like they could say the same 215 00:12:39.240 --> 00:12:39.720 about us. 216 00:12:39.759 --> 00:12:42.279 Probably there's a fan that wanted us to do an 217 00:12:42.279 --> 00:12:45.679 episode about there's a this but whole creature. There's just 218 00:12:46.279 --> 00:12:49.360 there's there's a Japanese creature that has like. 219 00:12:49.399 --> 00:12:52.840 A butthole face. Wow. Yeah, like and this is like 220 00:12:52.759 --> 00:13:00.279 like something that was the guise of a human face. 221 00:13:00.360 --> 00:13:04.960 It looks like this gnarly ass like weird resident evil character. 222 00:13:05.960 --> 00:13:07.799 The Japanese are obsessed with butholes. 223 00:13:08.159 --> 00:13:09.879 Yeah, they cleanse. I would love a bod day. 224 00:13:10.240 --> 00:13:12.000 Sorry, I would love that's French. 225 00:13:16.960 --> 00:13:23.759 Day, but. 226 00:13:28.799 --> 00:13:34.039 Do it in but it's not. It's French. 227 00:13:34.320 --> 00:13:38.440 It's gotta be French, French twisted. 228 00:13:39.159 --> 00:13:43.240 We're just talking about using people are fresh like. 229 00:13:44.840 --> 00:13:45.039 Time. 230 00:13:45.960 --> 00:13:47.360 So this let's talk about this game. 231 00:13:47.399 --> 00:13:50.039 It's an old game, summoning a ghost from a bathtub 232 00:13:50.440 --> 00:13:58.159 that follows you all day the lighter So we're gonna 233 00:13:58.159 --> 00:14:00.320 get in the whole practices of how to do this. 234 00:14:01.320 --> 00:14:04.080 But so it's an old game, right you know you're 235 00:14:04.120 --> 00:14:08.159 When you're playing durham Son, you can can result. 236 00:14:08.240 --> 00:14:09.960 Bad things happen you, even death. 237 00:14:11.600 --> 00:14:14.080 Starting the game, before you go to bed, take off 238 00:14:14.639 --> 00:14:18.639 all your clothes, enter the bathtub, fill up the tub, 239 00:14:19.279 --> 00:14:23.279 and turn out the lights. Going sit in the middle 240 00:14:23.279 --> 00:14:27.080 of the bathtub while facing the faucet, slash tap, close 241 00:14:27.120 --> 00:14:29.279 your eyes and wash your hair. This is like fucking 242 00:14:29.320 --> 00:14:29.600 the grin. 243 00:14:29.720 --> 00:14:33.639 It doesn't work that I do that every night. That's 244 00:14:33.639 --> 00:14:34.320 how I go to bed. 245 00:14:35.399 --> 00:14:36.799 Yeah, but cries not involved. 246 00:14:37.360 --> 00:14:39.960 Oh you can't cry it Okay, sorry, carry on, I'm 247 00:14:40.000 --> 00:14:40.559 not doing that. 248 00:14:43.240 --> 00:14:44.320 As you wash your hair. 249 00:14:45.919 --> 00:14:46.360 Bathroom. 250 00:14:49.720 --> 00:14:52.039 As you wash your hair, you should repeat these words 251 00:14:52.480 --> 00:14:57.320 durham Us Sand, durham Us Sam, durham Sam fell down, 252 00:14:57.639 --> 00:15:01.200 dorms Sam fell down. Do not up repeating this until 253 00:15:01.240 --> 00:15:05.320 you finish washing your hair. Your eyes must remain shut. 254 00:15:05.639 --> 00:15:08.320 I dare any fucking listener to try to do this. 255 00:15:08.639 --> 00:15:11.759 As you wash your hair, you picture a Japanese woman 256 00:15:11.879 --> 00:15:13.879 standing in the bathtub cleaning your feet. 257 00:15:14.159 --> 00:15:19.120 At that part was okay, this is getting personal. 258 00:15:19.879 --> 00:15:22.879 No, just standing in the bathtub, she will slip and 259 00:15:22.960 --> 00:15:25.960 fall on a rusty tap, gouging her eye out. 260 00:15:25.919 --> 00:15:31.279 Killing her Yes. Or do you get to actually watch that? 261 00:15:31.440 --> 00:15:32.879 You get to envision it? Think about it? 262 00:15:33.000 --> 00:15:35.159 No, you think like after the vision, she's there and 263 00:15:35.159 --> 00:15:36.720 then you open your eyes and then she does it. 264 00:15:37.279 --> 00:15:40.279 Yeah, maybe you will. 265 00:15:40.639 --> 00:15:43.960 You will hear the sound coming from behind you, or 266 00:15:44.039 --> 00:15:47.879 feel a movement in the bath Do not turn around 267 00:15:48.399 --> 00:15:54.799 or peak. Don't peak, don't don't peak. You you finally 268 00:15:54.840 --> 00:15:57.559 summon the ghost. You will feel her present as she 269 00:15:58.159 --> 00:16:01.879 presentence as she emerges out of the bathtub, asking out loudly. 270 00:16:01.919 --> 00:16:04.279 Why didn't you fall into the bathtub. 271 00:16:06.159 --> 00:16:08.759 That's why you supposed to ask that. There's a scream 272 00:16:08.799 --> 00:16:10.039 out loud at her. 273 00:16:10.120 --> 00:16:16.759 Why did you fall into the bath Why did you follow? 274 00:16:19.039 --> 00:16:19.759 What are you doing? 275 00:16:20.639 --> 00:16:23.240 The woman is a ghostly figure that will follow you 276 00:16:23.360 --> 00:16:27.440 all day. She wears tattered and stained white clothes with 277 00:16:27.639 --> 00:16:30.799 black hair. She only has one eye. Her left eye 278 00:16:30.879 --> 00:16:34.320 is wide open and bloodshot. Her right eye is missing, 279 00:16:34.879 --> 00:16:38.639 just leaving a bloody hollow socket. Okay, so then when 280 00:16:38.679 --> 00:16:40.200 you wake up, gone. 281 00:16:41.720 --> 00:16:48.399 To get into the games the opening credits, we haven't 282 00:16:48.440 --> 00:16:49.600 even touched. 283 00:16:50.840 --> 00:16:53.039 When he wakes up in the morning, the game will begin. 284 00:16:55.919 --> 00:16:58.080 When you wake up in the morning. You like that 285 00:16:58.399 --> 00:17:06.920 the game will begin? I didn't say, but I assume so, 286 00:17:07.000 --> 00:17:07.599 because maybe. 287 00:17:07.480 --> 00:17:14.319 She's gonna soak in in the to What were you doing? 288 00:17:17.519 --> 00:17:18.200 Yeah, it's weird. 289 00:17:23.759 --> 00:17:24.720 Your day will begin. 290 00:17:24.720 --> 00:17:28.400 Normal until you feel the presence of the one eyed 291 00:17:28.440 --> 00:17:30.039 woman glancing over your shoulder. 292 00:17:30.319 --> 00:17:33.039 She's getting glance that well, when you turn around. 293 00:17:32.759 --> 00:17:33.799 She will not be there. 294 00:17:34.160 --> 00:17:37.039 She will get closer and closer as your day goes on. 295 00:17:37.279 --> 00:17:38.480 Do not let her catch you. 296 00:17:39.119 --> 00:17:41.839 If the one eyed Woman is getting too close, you 297 00:17:41.920 --> 00:17:49.759 sholt tom morare, which means stop to Italian, which then 298 00:17:49.799 --> 00:17:52.039 then run away fast. You scream this and then your 299 00:17:52.079 --> 00:17:54.640 fucking book it uh and then this will give you 300 00:17:55.079 --> 00:17:57.759 some distance between you and the woman. You must end 301 00:17:57.759 --> 00:18:00.200 the game before midnight, or she will keep stocking you 302 00:18:00.319 --> 00:18:04.119 until she appears in your dreams and kills you like Freddy. 303 00:18:05.200 --> 00:18:06.279 So And in the game. 304 00:18:06.720 --> 00:18:09.759 The end of the game, you must catch a glimpse 305 00:18:09.799 --> 00:18:13.519 of the one eyed woman and shout Kita, kita. 306 00:18:13.880 --> 00:18:19.599 This is too many words, the words games. I cut 307 00:18:19.680 --> 00:18:20.240 you loose. 308 00:18:20.559 --> 00:18:23.559 I guess it's crazy, Like one word in Japan is 309 00:18:23.640 --> 00:18:27.119 like fucking three words, four words. I cut you, I 310 00:18:27.160 --> 00:18:29.359 cut you loose, so cut you loose. 311 00:18:30.079 --> 00:18:33.039 This is sorry a game, this is this is for 312 00:18:33.119 --> 00:18:35.480 a game. This is a game like people just do 313 00:18:35.680 --> 00:18:42.039 for fun. This is a child's Okay, you played bloody, don't. 314 00:18:44.440 --> 00:18:48.359 Are you so desensitized from TikTok? Something more real. 315 00:18:48.200 --> 00:18:55.240 And the only bloody right away from it, the only 316 00:18:55.279 --> 00:18:58.319 bloody marys is when he said that. I was like, 317 00:18:58.400 --> 00:19:03.960 I was like this period name Mary. 318 00:19:04.400 --> 00:19:06.640 Did you earn your red wings? The tonight. 319 00:19:08.000 --> 00:19:15.960 Hasn't done that, That's true, It's disgusting, smells like old pennies. Yeah, 320 00:19:16.039 --> 00:19:20.160 fucking crazy. So yeah, this game keeps going on you know, 321 00:19:20.559 --> 00:19:22.960 so you gotta gotta I will cut you loose while 322 00:19:22.960 --> 00:19:27.640 swinging your arms shopping motion, So you gotta be like 323 00:19:27.759 --> 00:19:31.440 Kita Qita, like like you're in a chopping motion to 324 00:19:31.480 --> 00:19:32.079 cut her loose. 325 00:19:32.160 --> 00:19:33.480 How many children have died? 326 00:19:34.880 --> 00:19:37.079 Have you ever seen that that clip of that white 327 00:19:37.160 --> 00:19:40.880 lady being like, I want to be Ninja and it's like. 328 00:19:41.039 --> 00:19:42.400 Super super racial. 329 00:19:45.880 --> 00:19:46.920 Chop shop. 330 00:19:49.319 --> 00:19:50.920 And it's like obviously. 331 00:19:50.519 --> 00:19:53.039 Blatantly like racist, and she's like maybe I am in 332 00:19:53.160 --> 00:19:56.039 Ninja now, and it's just like and when it turns 333 00:19:56.119 --> 00:19:58.279 the camera a bunch of Asian people watching this blonde 334 00:19:58.319 --> 00:20:01.759 white lady do this very racist satirical song. 335 00:20:03.000 --> 00:20:07.079 This sounds sounds like it just sounds like that's what 336 00:20:07.079 --> 00:20:08.559 it sounds like, kind. 337 00:20:08.400 --> 00:20:11.319 Of yeah, chop chop, So you chop chop, chop chop, 338 00:20:11.559 --> 00:20:14.200 and then the game will end and the one eyed 339 00:20:14.240 --> 00:20:18.200 woman won't follow you you anymore. So here's the rules. 340 00:20:18.920 --> 00:20:21.720 Oh and there's rules. It's not just you die if 341 00:20:21.720 --> 00:20:28.400 you don't do it right, but there's also socke this bitch, Wait, 342 00:20:28.400 --> 00:20:29.960 what if she comes into your dream? Do you like 343 00:20:30.039 --> 00:20:33.440 have to satisfy or what's up? She kills you? 344 00:20:33.559 --> 00:20:37.920 She like you can't course her towards something more penis. 345 00:20:37.920 --> 00:20:40.200 And what if you're really really really good. 346 00:20:40.000 --> 00:20:51.759 Looking, don't worry. I don't have that problem. Ye better 347 00:20:51.839 --> 00:20:53.279 say sorry. That was uncalled for. 348 00:20:53.559 --> 00:20:56.200 Rule I like it. 349 00:20:56.319 --> 00:20:59.559 Do you not open your eyes when the ghost first appears, 350 00:20:59.599 --> 00:21:01.480 as we and will know when a guy is coming. 351 00:21:01.920 --> 00:21:05.359 Do not let one the one eyed woman, the one 352 00:21:05.359 --> 00:21:05.880 eyed woman. 353 00:21:07.160 --> 00:21:09.880 Do not let the one eyed woman trip when you 354 00:21:10.000 --> 00:21:10.880 leave the bathtub. 355 00:21:11.240 --> 00:21:13.240 I don't always say how that works. So she appears, 356 00:21:13.519 --> 00:21:14.599 you see her, she. 357 00:21:14.759 --> 00:21:17.519 Follows you, and then you got to make sure that 358 00:21:17.559 --> 00:21:20.160 she doesn't fall out of the bathtub when you leave 359 00:21:20.240 --> 00:21:20.880 the basketub. 360 00:21:23.039 --> 00:21:35.079 Sorry, we're all dying. That's a woman knows a man's coming. Yeah, 361 00:21:35.119 --> 00:21:37.400 her eyes roll back. They look like the mutant from 362 00:21:37.400 --> 00:21:40.880 Stranger Things. I never want to see my face. 363 00:21:40.680 --> 00:21:47.000 Man, I was talking about when you's face, she needs 364 00:21:47.039 --> 00:21:47.880 to close her eyes. 365 00:21:47.920 --> 00:21:48.880 She got to keep him shut. 366 00:21:49.279 --> 00:21:50.920 You can't. There's a socket missing. 367 00:21:52.759 --> 00:21:54.440 You come inside the socket. 368 00:21:54.519 --> 00:21:58.640 He's like, I feel like that's disrespectful. 369 00:21:58.720 --> 00:22:07.759 Somehow lost that brutal accident that from a frost from 370 00:22:07.799 --> 00:22:11.279 hitting a fos So do not and do not ever 371 00:22:11.559 --> 00:22:13.359 re enter the bathroom after you leave. 372 00:22:14.079 --> 00:22:19.359 You can't ever go back. Shower twelve hours. Oh yeah, alright, 373 00:22:19.680 --> 00:22:21.160 so what happens to you? 374 00:22:21.160 --> 00:22:27.359 You can't ship, you can't kill you holding that poop 375 00:22:27.440 --> 00:22:29.759 and that poop monster comes the butt whole monster you come. 376 00:22:31.559 --> 00:22:33.119 We'll do an episode. 377 00:22:33.200 --> 00:22:37.000 Jack is a monster. Oh you mean that guy. I 378 00:22:37.000 --> 00:22:37.640 thought you're saying. 379 00:22:37.960 --> 00:22:40.039 This guy sent me a picture of what it looks like. 380 00:22:40.079 --> 00:22:43.200 It's just this weird nar you resident evil fut character. 381 00:22:44.000 --> 00:22:45.599 Japan sounds like a terrible place. 382 00:22:45.960 --> 00:22:47.799 Well, the age of concent is thirteen, That's what we 383 00:22:47.880 --> 00:22:51.720 were saying. It's sucking a bit strange. So do not 384 00:22:51.880 --> 00:22:54.559 drain the top until morning. There's your question. Don't drain 385 00:22:54.599 --> 00:22:57.559 the top until morning and she's gone. Do not let 386 00:22:57.640 --> 00:22:59.440 the one eye will then catch you. The game is 387 00:22:59.519 --> 00:23:02.200 very dang risk. If it can kill you when you 388 00:23:02.240 --> 00:23:04.680 get out of the bathtub. It's important to play with caution, 389 00:23:05.839 --> 00:23:06.480 very strange. 390 00:23:07.359 --> 00:23:11.119 Play with caution is like, I don't know, like a 391 00:23:11.160 --> 00:23:15.279 fucking drinking game, not like a like you're eight years 392 00:23:15.279 --> 00:23:16.920 old and you might be summoning your death. 393 00:23:16.960 --> 00:23:19.319 If anyone wants to do this and film themselves, I 394 00:23:19.359 --> 00:23:23.240 will send you the the the instructions. But you have 395 00:23:23.279 --> 00:23:25.359 to be a good looking woman with big boobs and 396 00:23:25.400 --> 00:23:25.720 you have. 397 00:23:25.680 --> 00:23:34.400 To show us the goods, like, yeah, you're gonna get 398 00:23:34.480 --> 00:23:35.000 some trouble. 399 00:23:37.279 --> 00:23:39.000 You want to go to do you want to go 400 00:23:39.000 --> 00:23:39.559 to India? 401 00:23:40.400 --> 00:23:43.400 I can't go to India. It's not allowed there anymore. 402 00:23:43.559 --> 00:23:45.960 I'm not allowed there anymore because you fucked an Indian woman. 403 00:23:46.160 --> 00:23:51.039 No, because India has a band on Canadian citizens visiting. 404 00:23:51.079 --> 00:23:54.960 That's right, yeah yeah yeah because what yeah for what? 405 00:23:55.200 --> 00:23:59.079 Because truehead? What do you mean ship that's going on? 406 00:23:59.160 --> 00:24:06.519 We'd let them in millions visit? We can't exchange. Okay, 407 00:24:06.559 --> 00:24:07.240 what's going on? 408 00:24:07.319 --> 00:24:07.640 Okay? 409 00:24:08.039 --> 00:24:11.319 So essentially what happened a seak guy was that was 410 00:24:11.680 --> 00:24:13.240 that became a Canadian. 411 00:24:14.079 --> 00:24:16.359 He was full, he did the whole system, he went 412 00:24:16.400 --> 00:24:19.200 through it. He just and no, he was killed on 413 00:24:19.319 --> 00:24:23.480 Canadian soil. And apparently he did something that was like 414 00:24:23.519 --> 00:24:32.960 insanely disrespectful. And then who another uh, an Indian? Another 415 00:24:33.000 --> 00:24:36.920 guy that was that was Hindi. I guess, and I guess, 416 00:24:36.960 --> 00:24:40.359 like that's okay to do in India, but we condemned 417 00:24:40.359 --> 00:24:43.759 that here because that's called murder. And they're they're like no, 418 00:24:44.519 --> 00:24:47.759 and so they're like back and forth. India's like up 419 00:24:47.799 --> 00:24:50.920 yours to like all Canadians that want to visit with 420 00:24:50.920 --> 00:24:55.599 a work visa there or any type of visa visiting. Wow, 421 00:24:56.400 --> 00:24:59.160 you can't When did that happen? Reason on the mood, 422 00:24:59.200 --> 00:25:02.000 like news wasn't it. It's beyond like you know, R 423 00:25:02.119 --> 00:25:04.200 s n P dying people dying and band from bear 424 00:25:04.319 --> 00:25:06.119 types and stuff like that. That was slipped right. 425 00:25:07.119 --> 00:25:11.359 Yeah, so where did the seeking the hind guy? 426 00:25:11.559 --> 00:25:13.519 No idea, no idea? 427 00:25:13.680 --> 00:25:14.240 Was it, Milton? 428 00:25:16.200 --> 00:25:19.200 They could have been who does me? But yeah, as 429 00:25:19.200 --> 00:25:21.440 far as meeting my you know, girlfriend's parents, I'm like, 430 00:25:22.559 --> 00:25:25.039 that's out the windows, out the window. 431 00:25:25.160 --> 00:25:31.680 So wow, that's insane. Yeah, ship, they're probably also pretty mad. 432 00:25:31.759 --> 00:25:34.839 We're taking a lot of the people run correction, we're 433 00:25:34.839 --> 00:25:35.759 taking the cream in the crop. 434 00:25:36.400 --> 00:25:37.240 Yeah, that's what I mean. 435 00:25:37.279 --> 00:25:39.519 You're taking the ones that have money. Yeah, and then 436 00:25:39.519 --> 00:25:41.160 we're gonna boot them. Drive for the system. 437 00:25:42.640 --> 00:25:45.680 Come here and you don't have the Canadian dreams if 438 00:25:45.720 --> 00:25:48.079 you come here as an immigrant like you're you're are 439 00:25:48.400 --> 00:25:51.079 top ship, like you've beat the system in your own 440 00:25:51.160 --> 00:25:52.599 fucking country and you like. 441 00:25:54.319 --> 00:25:55.839 Future dictatorship, have fun. 442 00:25:57.599 --> 00:25:59.799 Well one dictat for next. This want a nice little 443 00:25:59.799 --> 00:26:00.319 great people. 444 00:26:00.359 --> 00:26:01.720 A lot of them are going back now. 445 00:26:01.839 --> 00:26:04.920 Yeah, really there is a large amount of immigrants that 446 00:26:04.920 --> 00:26:06.759 are leaving because I can't afford to live in this 447 00:26:06.839 --> 00:26:10.279 fucking communist, fascistic, fucking country. 448 00:26:10.839 --> 00:26:11.640 Indian taking back. 449 00:26:11.680 --> 00:26:18.799 No problems jab then no very love. I love them. 450 00:26:18.839 --> 00:26:20.079 They're wonderful people. 451 00:26:20.160 --> 00:26:24.400 They are nice. They're so nice to me. I know, 452 00:26:24.599 --> 00:26:25.200 it's very. 453 00:26:26.319 --> 00:26:30.599 It's like nice, nice smiles friends. Pussy. 454 00:26:31.599 --> 00:26:32.680 Does it tastes like curry? 455 00:26:32.799 --> 00:26:33.480 Of course it does. 456 00:26:35.480 --> 00:26:35.960 Questions. 457 00:26:36.079 --> 00:26:38.799 So we're gonna go to uh to India. We go 458 00:26:38.880 --> 00:26:43.079 to dow Dow Hill Forest. Uh you should ask ask 459 00:26:43.119 --> 00:26:46.039 you a woman about this. Sometimes Dow Hill Forest d 460 00:26:46.200 --> 00:26:47.279 o w okay? 461 00:26:47.279 --> 00:26:49.559 Well part of India, there's like twenty five. 462 00:26:51.160 --> 00:26:51.559 In front of me. 463 00:26:51.839 --> 00:26:55.079 Forests have been a great place of interest in fairy tales. 464 00:26:55.160 --> 00:26:57.680 You know, everyone loves a good fairy tale, you know, 465 00:26:58.000 --> 00:27:02.559 living in a free country, and for good reasons. Every moment, 466 00:27:02.640 --> 00:27:05.240 I know, we're trying trying, We're trying to cut out 467 00:27:05.240 --> 00:27:07.519 the political ship on the show, at least for some topics. 468 00:27:07.559 --> 00:27:10.839 But this is kind of sitting at the ball. We're 469 00:27:10.880 --> 00:27:11.640 here to have fun. 470 00:27:11.720 --> 00:27:12.079 I know. 471 00:27:12.400 --> 00:27:13.920 No more government. 472 00:27:14.599 --> 00:27:19.359 Legends, political everything you talking about any urban legends is 473 00:27:19.480 --> 00:27:20.000 not gay. 474 00:27:21.559 --> 00:27:22.440 That's not right. 475 00:27:23.240 --> 00:27:24.359 We know he's gay. 476 00:27:24.880 --> 00:27:31.200 Cocaine downhill he so when is that too? So when 477 00:27:31.200 --> 00:27:31.640 he went to. 478 00:27:31.599 --> 00:27:34.079 India, right, you know how he said that he's playing 479 00:27:34.119 --> 00:27:35.039 couldn't get back here. 480 00:27:34.960 --> 00:27:37.400 But I am so out of tune with all this ship. 481 00:27:37.519 --> 00:27:42.119 That's what happens you hang out and other people's I 482 00:27:42.160 --> 00:27:44.440 was like, I don't. 483 00:27:44.240 --> 00:27:47.359 Know, Les. 484 00:27:49.599 --> 00:27:51.680 There's a joke that I made way back in the 485 00:27:51.720 --> 00:27:54.799 day that I found him in skid row in Vancouver 486 00:27:54.880 --> 00:27:59.839 and cleaned him up on the podcast because he that 487 00:28:00.079 --> 00:28:02.480 he came from out west when he first came on 488 00:28:02.519 --> 00:28:02.880 the show. 489 00:28:03.000 --> 00:28:05.759 That's how you told me how you guys became friends 490 00:28:06.200 --> 00:28:07.160 and rehab together. 491 00:28:09.160 --> 00:28:10.119 Yeah, pretty much. 492 00:28:11.000 --> 00:28:12.160 So rehab. 493 00:28:13.960 --> 00:28:20.000 Is going I'm not happy and I'm not happy to 494 00:28:20.000 --> 00:28:21.799 be happy together. 495 00:28:21.960 --> 00:28:23.759 Cooking this chicken is depressed. 496 00:28:25.559 --> 00:28:28.720 And then we proceeded to fuck the chicken and then 497 00:28:28.720 --> 00:28:34.680 we're still cooking my surf. So, uh, it's not because 498 00:28:34.839 --> 00:28:38.519 we're recording this essentially a Thanksgiving weekend gravy. Think of 499 00:28:38.640 --> 00:28:47.880 us creamy gravy. So Trudeau's playing like he got stuck 500 00:28:47.920 --> 00:28:50.519 supposedly in India for a bit because he's playing at 501 00:28:50.680 --> 00:28:53.079 and like it was down in maintenance or something like that. 502 00:28:53.319 --> 00:28:56.279 Then it comes out. There's a pretty credible rumor that 503 00:28:56.440 --> 00:28:59.400 when he went there and they always, like normal countries, 504 00:28:59.400 --> 00:29:02.119 they have sniffing sniff dogs and ship like that, Compley 505 00:29:02.160 --> 00:29:04.640 searched the place in case and I heard that I 506 00:29:04.640 --> 00:29:08.319 was supposed to be like coke everywhere, that the dogs 507 00:29:08.319 --> 00:29:10.440 are freaking out, that it was like top to bottom 508 00:29:10.480 --> 00:29:13.000 there was like coke and traces of coke all over 509 00:29:13.039 --> 00:29:18.160 the fucking plane. And then so there's theories that he 510 00:29:18.200 --> 00:29:20.200 didn't make it to a couple of the G seven 511 00:29:20.279 --> 00:29:22.920 like meeting stuff that they were doing in India, and 512 00:29:23.000 --> 00:29:25.079 people think because there is a rumor I heard that 513 00:29:25.119 --> 00:29:29.039 he actually owed he was o ding, which I hopefully 514 00:29:29.119 --> 00:29:31.519 didn't kill him. That's fucking shitty. But there's the idea 515 00:29:31.519 --> 00:29:33.319 that he was just like, where did you get this news? 516 00:29:34.920 --> 00:29:42.039 Indian India? We have propaganda you heard from India's actual 517 00:29:42.160 --> 00:29:45.680 news reported this a couple of the news stations. 518 00:29:45.680 --> 00:29:47.519 Where did you see this? Because we have the whole 519 00:29:47.519 --> 00:29:48.119 thing now that. 520 00:29:49.039 --> 00:29:53.400 I have a VPN, so I actually get to access 521 00:29:53.440 --> 00:29:55.880 the news because I choose to pay twelve dollars and 522 00:29:55.920 --> 00:29:59.920 by to fucking access they the fucking Instagram. 523 00:30:00.119 --> 00:30:01.640 They think I'm in the United Kingdom. 524 00:30:01.839 --> 00:30:05.000 You don't know think I'm a fucking British even it's 525 00:30:05.000 --> 00:30:08.160 like Strange Brew podcast on my Instagram is located in 526 00:30:08.160 --> 00:30:09.960 the United Kingdom. I was like, turn that off. We're 527 00:30:09.960 --> 00:30:15.319 supposed to be Canadian. But so obviously forrests have been 528 00:30:15.680 --> 00:30:20.480 places of great interest. Well, the Strange. 529 00:30:20.119 --> 00:30:23.359 Brew I'm sure changing. 530 00:30:23.880 --> 00:30:26.519 I'm British, Okay, I got an all asked teeth and 531 00:30:26.559 --> 00:30:28.039 I don't do the bag of accent. 532 00:30:31.400 --> 00:30:32.000 That's very good. 533 00:30:33.319 --> 00:30:36.759 Forrests have been places of great interest in fairy tales 534 00:30:36.960 --> 00:30:43.000 for a good reason. Downhill Syndrome forest in in Churis Song, 535 00:30:43.200 --> 00:30:46.519 I don't know, Cured Song, India. 536 00:30:47.640 --> 00:30:54.279 Articles with less difficult works to pronounce taken either. We're 537 00:30:54.279 --> 00:31:00.480 reading this for the found I was kidding. 538 00:31:00.880 --> 00:31:09.599 Dow Hail Forest, we are kidding. 539 00:31:09.640 --> 00:31:10.559 Everybody, calm down. 540 00:31:11.039 --> 00:31:14.440 Dow Hill Forest in curR Song, India is a great 541 00:31:14.440 --> 00:31:18.440 example of that. It has confirmed tragedies given the paranormal 542 00:31:18.559 --> 00:31:21.759 and UH and the explanations back in the day. I 543 00:31:21.799 --> 00:31:24.319 think it's on the Patreon. If it not, it will 544 00:31:24.319 --> 00:31:26.039 be because it's taken off. The main show is Me 545 00:31:26.079 --> 00:31:28.920 and Billy did a We did a Haunted Forest episode 546 00:31:29.160 --> 00:31:32.880 and that was before you went out East. No, that's 547 00:31:32.880 --> 00:31:36.200 the one where you you fucking remember we had When 548 00:31:36.200 --> 00:31:39.319 we used to start recording this, it was like every Friday, 549 00:31:39.400 --> 00:31:41.440 This Friday, I get the booze. Next Friday, he gets 550 00:31:41.440 --> 00:31:43.119 the booze. And we would do that back and forth, 551 00:31:43.200 --> 00:31:45.720 right like kind of thing. And then the one he 552 00:31:45.799 --> 00:31:49.039 was supposed to get the booze and he was hit 553 00:31:49.079 --> 00:31:51.599 a rock and he showed up knocking on the door 554 00:31:51.640 --> 00:31:54.839 and he brought a beer each a tall boy and 555 00:31:54.839 --> 00:31:57.640 then a mickey of like whiskey or whatever. Yeah, I 556 00:31:57.680 --> 00:31:59.960 think it was twenty six or and then he knocks 557 00:32:00.119 --> 00:32:02.000 my door. I'm all fucking stoked to get this going 558 00:32:02.039 --> 00:32:04.720 and ship like he's gonna leave soon. And then uh, 559 00:32:04.759 --> 00:32:07.799 he's like I answered the door, and he's like holding 560 00:32:07.960 --> 00:32:11.200 the fucking just the handle, just the spout of what 561 00:32:11.319 --> 00:32:14.400 you call it, the fucking at the top of the bottle, 562 00:32:14.680 --> 00:32:18.440 and being like that this is what's left. It was like, 563 00:32:18.480 --> 00:32:21.200 I think I have two beers that are not fucking obliterated. 564 00:32:22.039 --> 00:32:24.400 He like ate ship, and this is when we feel 565 00:32:24.519 --> 00:32:27.640 I record this episode and it was funny, but we 566 00:32:27.640 --> 00:32:29.200 weren't drunk, and we were like and then we just 567 00:32:29.279 --> 00:32:31.599 went to the bar after were like, fuck this, let's 568 00:32:31.599 --> 00:32:32.480 fucking stop. 569 00:32:32.240 --> 00:32:33.160 Recording and go to the bar. 570 00:32:33.240 --> 00:32:34.079 We need to get drunk. 571 00:32:35.319 --> 00:32:38.759 So many many tragedies happen in forests, like the suicide 572 00:32:38.799 --> 00:32:40.920 Force in Japan might be its own episode at some point, 573 00:32:41.119 --> 00:32:43.759 and many murders have happened in this forest because Cord 574 00:32:43.839 --> 00:32:46.000 and Brett. Indian people like the sword fight and they 575 00:32:46.000 --> 00:32:48.519 get into scuffles. 576 00:32:48.759 --> 00:32:51.759 That's the one that YouTube video in. 577 00:32:52.039 --> 00:32:58.240 Yeah, cooler toolt daggers. 578 00:32:59.519 --> 00:33:01.359 That's a civilization. 579 00:33:00.839 --> 00:33:04.480 Of like like, oh, you're talking about like. 580 00:33:06.480 --> 00:33:08.119 Actual in the streets. 581 00:33:08.200 --> 00:33:10.519 Sorry, no, no, they'll they'll delim each other and kill 582 00:33:10.519 --> 00:33:10.799 each other. 583 00:33:10.880 --> 00:33:11.000 No. 584 00:33:11.039 --> 00:33:13.160 I just thought we were just like bashing dicks around. 585 00:33:14.640 --> 00:33:15.319 Wow, that's good. 586 00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:24.279 That sounds fun. We didn't get to the next party. 587 00:33:25.160 --> 00:33:27.160 Sword fight in the streets, that's like, I don't like 588 00:33:27.240 --> 00:33:33.759 you pull your dagger sounds that's not the same the 589 00:33:33.759 --> 00:33:34.279 same place. 590 00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:40.640 I'm I'm sure they're sorifight there sor they have AK 591 00:33:40.799 --> 00:33:42.920 forty sevens. I'm sure they're SWORDI fighting them. 592 00:33:42.960 --> 00:33:45.440 But those fucking they don't do it fancy style. Man, 593 00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:47.960 They're like tingting tinting. They have those like really long 594 00:33:48.039 --> 00:33:51.680 swords that like just sts to like fucking cut them 595 00:33:51.680 --> 00:33:54.279 in half. Whoever, whoever's the first to like get their 596 00:33:54.400 --> 00:34:02.839 arm down or the completely. So, yeah, there's all these 597 00:34:02.880 --> 00:34:05.559 weird stuff happening in this forest. Many murders have happened here, 598 00:34:05.640 --> 00:34:07.039 or some say the dead. 599 00:34:06.960 --> 00:34:08.320 Still roam the forest. 600 00:34:08.360 --> 00:34:12.199 A popular legend revolves around followed by a headless boy, 601 00:34:12.920 --> 00:34:15.840 and if you're not lucky, he will never stop. 602 00:34:17.000 --> 00:34:18.760 Well that's shitty. I mean, he's just a groa. 603 00:34:19.840 --> 00:34:23.760 This headless boy roams and follows you everywhere. 604 00:34:24.760 --> 00:34:27.719 He can't see. He's got his chicken. He's like this. 605 00:34:28.039 --> 00:34:30.719 It's like he feels the walls and stuff. So I'll 606 00:34:30.719 --> 00:34:32.719 get you a bench. That's why he always is at bay. 607 00:34:32.840 --> 00:34:36.199 But they have I wonder, I wonder how they do that? 608 00:34:36.519 --> 00:34:38.639 Do you guys know, I'm assuming you out of anyone. 609 00:34:38.639 --> 00:34:40.760 Do you know how a chicken like knows where it's 610 00:34:40.800 --> 00:34:43.719 going after the head gets stopped tough, it just kind 611 00:34:43.719 --> 00:34:47.400 of runs in circles. It doesn't I'll chase you. The 612 00:34:47.440 --> 00:34:49.360 only reason I know that because it chase my mom. 613 00:34:52.199 --> 00:34:52.880 I have no idea. 614 00:34:52.880 --> 00:34:53.559 I've never seen that. 615 00:34:53.880 --> 00:34:54.960 It was just pure luck. 616 00:34:56.199 --> 00:34:57.440 Run around for a little. 617 00:34:57.199 --> 00:34:59.800 While and then yeah, it's because like it's the whole 618 00:34:59.800 --> 00:35:02.920 idea you were if you get guillotined, like your fucking 619 00:35:02.960 --> 00:35:03.719 head chopped off. 620 00:35:04.159 --> 00:35:04.400 Uh. 621 00:35:04.440 --> 00:35:09.679 They've recorded that the longest uh somebody head was was 622 00:35:09.719 --> 00:35:13.760 blinking for Uh. It's something something pretty crazy like twenty 623 00:35:13.840 --> 00:35:16.039 or thirty seconds or something like that. Might even two minutes. 624 00:35:16.079 --> 00:35:18.960 Actually it's something like so like where it's like enough 625 00:35:19.000 --> 00:35:21.400 where you're like, what the fuck, But it was like 626 00:35:21.639 --> 00:35:23.559 a fairly along time, Like guy would think a couple 627 00:35:23.559 --> 00:35:25.360 of seconds made, but it was like a couple of minutes. 628 00:35:25.519 --> 00:35:28.159 Well, in theory, if you cut off a head and 629 00:35:28.239 --> 00:35:31.119 completely cauterize the neck, the. 630 00:35:31.119 --> 00:35:33.280 Nerves and stuff would still be like, man, that's fucking 631 00:35:33.559 --> 00:35:35.000 oh no, because your heart needs the pump. 632 00:35:35.119 --> 00:35:37.000 But I was thinking, I was like. 633 00:35:37.000 --> 00:35:39.320 You can just live like that, like you can find 634 00:35:39.360 --> 00:35:42.039 it's had a heart to the cheek or something. 635 00:35:42.039 --> 00:35:47.440 The blood through theory technically just a here, how does the. 636 00:35:47.440 --> 00:35:49.320 Blood get oxygen. 637 00:35:51.199 --> 00:35:52.119 From breathing? 638 00:35:52.719 --> 00:35:57.480 And how do you breathe with what your mouth and 639 00:35:57.599 --> 00:35:58.400 your lungs. 640 00:35:58.679 --> 00:36:08.239 Yeah, but you don't shove everything up here before you die, just. 641 00:36:08.159 --> 00:36:11.119 Like the organs put them in the next something like 642 00:36:11.119 --> 00:36:13.400 a monkey a monkey's and then slither away. 643 00:36:13.880 --> 00:36:16.079 Baby monkeys like to put their lungs in the phone. 644 00:36:16.159 --> 00:36:18.679 You give them gills, give the gills right quick, and 645 00:36:18.719 --> 00:36:19.920 then you throw them in a bathtobe. 646 00:36:19.960 --> 00:36:21.440 And how gills work, I don't know. 647 00:36:21.480 --> 00:36:31.039 It might be. So were inventing our news science because 648 00:36:31.119 --> 00:36:32.159 apparently you can do that. 649 00:36:32.480 --> 00:36:32.840 Starts O. 650 00:36:33.519 --> 00:36:36.760 People follow the science we just did. 651 00:36:36.840 --> 00:36:39.280 Now we can live with just a head guilt. 652 00:36:40.719 --> 00:36:44.719 So if you find you're walking alone, they're onto something. 653 00:36:44.800 --> 00:36:45.679 Man, you were. 654 00:36:45.519 --> 00:36:49.679 Walking alone on death road, and here footsteps, pay attention 655 00:36:49.760 --> 00:36:52.599 to where they're coming from. If they're behind you, or 656 00:36:52.639 --> 00:36:55.199 they come from a direction that you can't see, go 657 00:36:55.360 --> 00:36:59.000 the other way. Don't look at that direction. Consider yourself lucky. 658 00:36:59.320 --> 00:37:01.639 But if you see the little boy walking towards you, 659 00:37:01.679 --> 00:37:04.599 and even catch a glimpse of the boy while walking away, 660 00:37:05.000 --> 00:37:07.239 he said to follow you the rest of your life. 661 00:37:07.760 --> 00:37:10.039 He said that. It said that there will be people 662 00:37:10.039 --> 00:37:13.199 who have been dry driven mad by seeing him, and 663 00:37:13.239 --> 00:37:15.440 some have been taking their own lives attempt to get 664 00:37:15.559 --> 00:37:18.599 rid of the boy walking through the forest with an 665 00:37:18.639 --> 00:37:22.280 iron heart and with even with UH and will stronger 666 00:37:22.320 --> 00:37:26.360 than the average. You will step inside uh step inside 667 00:37:26.360 --> 00:37:30.159 this forest, and hear footsteps behind you, but never look back. 668 00:37:31.480 --> 00:37:33.559 So these are like all weird ass urban lessons from 669 00:37:33.559 --> 00:37:34.280 around the world. 670 00:37:34.440 --> 00:37:36.000 You think about how weird ours are. 671 00:37:36.079 --> 00:37:38.559 You chant a woman's name into a mirror and then 672 00:37:38.559 --> 00:37:41.440 she's supposed to be holding her aborted, fucking baby in 673 00:37:41.559 --> 00:37:42.719 her fucking arm or whatever. 674 00:37:42.800 --> 00:37:42.960 Right. 675 00:37:43.320 --> 00:37:45.079 I think the urban legends around here a hell of 676 00:37:45.159 --> 00:37:47.199 a lot less terrifying than the ones abroad. 677 00:37:47.320 --> 00:37:49.760 You don't want to naked boy fucking with headless walking 678 00:37:49.760 --> 00:37:51.679 around terrible. 679 00:37:58.280 --> 00:38:00.880 What's your favorite urban legend? I know, like, what's the 680 00:38:00.920 --> 00:38:02.400 first one? What's your favorite? 681 00:38:02.880 --> 00:38:04.199 The hook one's fun? 682 00:38:04.760 --> 00:38:07.679 You know, the idea of like, So this is like 683 00:38:07.679 --> 00:38:09.599 a really famous one is like a couple goes to 684 00:38:09.679 --> 00:38:11.599 like lover's lane, right. 685 00:38:11.440 --> 00:38:12.199 And then they hear the. 686 00:38:14.599 --> 00:38:17.239 The fucking scratch of the hook on the door and 687 00:38:17.280 --> 00:38:20.840 it's fucking creepy, right, and then they like and then 688 00:38:20.880 --> 00:38:22.400 they get out or whatever, and then there's like a 689 00:38:22.440 --> 00:38:24.800 hook hand and the guy's like harassing them and chasing them. 690 00:38:24.840 --> 00:38:26.440 There's also the one of like. 691 00:38:27.840 --> 00:38:30.960 And in this I think, same urban legend, the boyfriend 692 00:38:31.000 --> 00:38:34.480 goes to check and to see what's out there, and 693 00:38:34.519 --> 00:38:38.480 then the girlfriend starts hearing what like sounds like somebody's 694 00:38:38.519 --> 00:38:43.079 on the top of the car, and so so she's 695 00:38:43.159 --> 00:38:47.440 freaks out. She freaks out because she's hears more stuff, 696 00:38:47.480 --> 00:38:49.239 and then she actually gets in the driver's seas and 697 00:38:49.320 --> 00:38:51.880 drives away, but she doesn't realize that she is holding 698 00:38:51.920 --> 00:38:54.559 her boyfriend up as he's on top. 699 00:38:54.440 --> 00:38:54.880 Of the car. 700 00:38:55.079 --> 00:38:57.239 And as she leaves the crim the guy with the 701 00:38:57.239 --> 00:39:00.000 hook hand hung her boyfriend. And then so as she drives, 702 00:39:00.000 --> 00:39:04.079 there's your car away, he fucking hangs. Yeah, that's like 703 00:39:04.199 --> 00:39:07.119 part kind of another lore into that whole story, or 704 00:39:07.199 --> 00:39:08.559 the man in the back seat. 705 00:39:09.119 --> 00:39:12.039 Have you ever seen an urban legend? The horror movie? 706 00:39:12.559 --> 00:39:15.239 It's actually fairly good, Like it's fun for what it is, 707 00:39:15.480 --> 00:39:18.679 but they include all these different urban legends inside of it, 708 00:39:18.800 --> 00:39:22.239 like the idea of like there's a man in the 709 00:39:22.480 --> 00:39:25.559 behind in the in this woman's car, right, and then 710 00:39:25.760 --> 00:39:28.559 she in the movie leases how they portrayed it. She 711 00:39:28.559 --> 00:39:31.480 pulls up to a gas station, she gets gas, and 712 00:39:31.519 --> 00:39:35.360 then this like guy that has like he stutters and 713 00:39:35.400 --> 00:39:37.440 she's like creeked out by him. So she's like, can 714 00:39:37.440 --> 00:39:39.079 you pump my gas and get out of here? And 715 00:39:39.119 --> 00:39:42.079 then he's like trying to tell her something. She's like, 716 00:39:42.079 --> 00:39:43.599 I'm just really creeped out like it and gets out 717 00:39:43.639 --> 00:39:45.239 of there. And then as she leaves, she's. 718 00:39:45.119 --> 00:39:48.199 Like, there's side in the back of the car. 719 00:39:47.880 --> 00:39:50.280 And then there's someone. The whole time she's listening on 720 00:39:50.280 --> 00:39:53.880 the radio, it's like turn around every now and then, 721 00:39:54.079 --> 00:39:55.320 and then there's someone in the back of the car 722 00:39:55.360 --> 00:39:57.880 to killer. And that's like a real urban legend, that's 723 00:39:57.880 --> 00:39:59.440 supposedly he's based on real stories. 724 00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:04.039 What was your favorite when you set them off? Man 725 00:40:05.440 --> 00:40:08.559 the pole? What's your favorite flegend? 726 00:40:08.599 --> 00:40:10.119 Already? The poodle in the microwave? 727 00:40:10.440 --> 00:40:12.920 Toodle in the microwave. I don't know that one. 728 00:40:14.599 --> 00:40:17.119 We have no internet out here, but there is an 729 00:40:17.199 --> 00:40:21.760 urban legend about this. This dog goes there, someone thinks 730 00:40:21.760 --> 00:40:24.199 somebody's in the house, and then their dog goes missing, 731 00:40:24.280 --> 00:40:25.920 and then they hear the microwave go off and their 732 00:40:25.960 --> 00:40:27.039 dogs are exploded them. 733 00:40:27.079 --> 00:40:31.719 I don't like, they're all kind of ridiculous, aren't that point? 734 00:40:31.920 --> 00:40:34.719 I passed the toilet paper test. 735 00:40:36.960 --> 00:40:42.199 The toilet paper tube test. Let's be cleared, Do explain 736 00:40:42.360 --> 00:40:44.119 I did pass the toilet paper one. 737 00:40:46.400 --> 00:40:49.719 Do explain the toilet paper tube test for the folks 738 00:40:49.719 --> 00:40:50.000 at home. 739 00:40:51.199 --> 00:40:53.800 If you stick your thing in the toilet paper it's 740 00:40:53.840 --> 00:40:54.639 too big to fit. 741 00:40:54.760 --> 00:41:00.000 You got a big one. I like, Now. 742 00:41:02.320 --> 00:41:02.880 That's a cryptin. 743 00:41:03.360 --> 00:41:06.760 It says technically Nelly Nelly because I call him. 744 00:41:08.800 --> 00:41:10.320 Now something Nelly didn't die. 745 00:41:12.119 --> 00:41:13.280 That is an urban legend. 746 00:41:13.639 --> 00:41:16.639 I think my favorite's got to be the headless boy 747 00:41:16.679 --> 00:41:17.360 from the forest. 748 00:41:17.679 --> 00:41:22.039 That's your favorite, I do like, just because you're fucked right, 749 00:41:22.599 --> 00:41:23.960 he's following you forever. 750 00:41:23.719 --> 00:41:25.639 You know, like the bathtub game like your uncle played. 751 00:41:27.559 --> 00:41:31.920 It wasn't my uncle. Babysitter wasn't a girl. I can't remember. 752 00:41:34.000 --> 00:41:37.880 What is your favorite legend? The window go that's still 753 00:41:37.920 --> 00:41:43.199 a cryptid, but yeah it is. It's still still another legend. 754 00:41:43.199 --> 00:41:45.360 There's no evidence that you'll ever finish that cigar. 755 00:41:46.199 --> 00:41:50.599 Shut get there. We got totally. I got an inch down. Yeah, 756 00:41:50.920 --> 00:41:56.280 so she said, so let's talk an inch down. 757 00:41:56.280 --> 00:41:59.519 We're halfway there. Let's talk about the blacks. 758 00:42:00.679 --> 00:42:10.400 What do you think the black ambulance sounded like, bitch, 759 00:42:10.599 --> 00:42:16.480 get out the way. 760 00:42:12.599 --> 00:42:21.960 What's that family skit, family guy skit where it's like 761 00:42:22.000 --> 00:42:25.639 the gay ambulances, like, you know what? 762 00:42:31.400 --> 00:42:34.440 France so fucking funny. 763 00:42:34.719 --> 00:42:38.159 So this is I think some of these are from 764 00:42:38.280 --> 00:42:41.400 Reddit because it says I live in Romania and as 765 00:42:41.440 --> 00:42:44.199 a kid. The most common legend was that of the 766 00:42:44.239 --> 00:42:47.519 black ambulance that would steal kids and harvest their organs, 767 00:42:47.840 --> 00:42:50.760 and that kid's bodies were found days later abandoned in 768 00:42:50.800 --> 00:42:53.960 a field with some money for their funeral. 769 00:42:54.199 --> 00:42:57.480 Now this does we made like a mill off. Here's 770 00:42:58.039 --> 00:43:00.159 I have true. 771 00:43:00.079 --> 00:43:04.679 Stories about stuff taking place like that. This, especially in 772 00:43:04.800 --> 00:43:09.960 like European countries, is people getting gutted and their organs. 773 00:43:10.119 --> 00:43:12.079 The black market is like when we talk about the 774 00:43:12.159 --> 00:43:13.800 dark web, we'll get into some of that stuff, but 775 00:43:13.920 --> 00:43:17.000 like the real black market is stuff that actually exists, 776 00:43:17.920 --> 00:43:20.800 and they do want organs. They do kill people for 777 00:43:20.920 --> 00:43:24.679 the the most disturbing thing. You know, child trafficking is 778 00:43:24.719 --> 00:43:27.239 fucked up. But the idea they breed with this is 779 00:43:27.320 --> 00:43:31.239 very true. They breed women to just have kids to 780 00:43:31.280 --> 00:43:34.880 be born into child like into prostitution for like the 781 00:43:35.000 --> 00:43:37.199 woman is just used and some of them will actually 782 00:43:37.239 --> 00:43:38.400 there is women that will do this. 783 00:43:38.320 --> 00:43:40.280 That will get money for it. 784 00:43:41.360 --> 00:43:43.920 Same thing. Some of there's preferences. You know, you got 785 00:43:43.920 --> 00:43:47.280 hot dogs or you got pizza. What's the other fucking 786 00:43:47.360 --> 00:43:50.800 terms that Hillary Clinton likes to use. But the idea 787 00:43:50.880 --> 00:43:53.199 is like and that's why they they talk about pizza 788 00:43:53.239 --> 00:43:55.760 a lot. I think pizza is a girl under like 789 00:43:55.800 --> 00:43:59.920 twelve or something like that. So the disturbing shit, yeah, 790 00:44:00.000 --> 00:44:01.760 fucked up shit. I would love to talk about pizzagate 791 00:44:01.760 --> 00:44:03.920 one day. People think it's not real. I can guarantee 792 00:44:03.960 --> 00:44:05.039 that shit is fucking real. 793 00:44:05.400 --> 00:44:05.639 Uh. 794 00:44:05.679 --> 00:44:07.880 There is weird shit that goes on with child trafficking 795 00:44:07.920 --> 00:44:10.119 and shown gole missing all the time. But the idea 796 00:44:10.199 --> 00:44:12.440 there's there's women that probably forced into it, for sure, 797 00:44:12.599 --> 00:44:14.159 but the fact that there's women out there that get 798 00:44:14.199 --> 00:44:17.320 paid probably a good sum of money to have kids 799 00:44:17.400 --> 00:44:20.280 then that are raised to be prostitutes. Matt like, there's 800 00:44:20.280 --> 00:44:23.360 a moral technique line where it's a whole song about death, 801 00:44:23.559 --> 00:44:27.360 and he was like, too, if you're born in a 802 00:44:27.519 --> 00:44:30.159 world of like prostitution, I'm gonna paraphrase or whatever, that 803 00:44:30.559 --> 00:44:33.320 the grave would be like a gift to you because like, 804 00:44:33.360 --> 00:44:35.239 you just want to get out of this fucking world, right, 805 00:44:35.400 --> 00:44:37.840 Being like that, it's fucking disturbing. 806 00:44:37.920 --> 00:44:39.559 So hope you enjoyed that. 807 00:44:39.800 --> 00:44:46.559 Because the most common legend of the black ambulance that 808 00:44:46.559 --> 00:44:48.559 would steal kids for their organs, Yes, then you find 809 00:44:48.559 --> 00:44:50.079 their body days later. 810 00:44:50.239 --> 00:44:50.599 Whatever. 811 00:44:51.639 --> 00:44:54.000 In my town, our parents would never let us go 812 00:44:54.039 --> 00:44:56.760 to the cinema because there was a legend about a 813 00:44:56.800 --> 00:45:00.159 man who would put AID and AIDS in fact to 814 00:45:00.280 --> 00:45:05.360 need us on the seats. Is it this? This is 815 00:45:05.400 --> 00:45:07.760 definitely a Reddit one because this is the guy. That's 816 00:45:07.760 --> 00:45:08.920 where it ends. 817 00:45:09.000 --> 00:45:09.639 We weren't allowed to. 818 00:45:09.639 --> 00:45:11.800 Go the movies because my parents got to us. There 819 00:45:11.880 --> 00:45:14.920 was this weirdo and he just like left eating eating. 820 00:45:16.320 --> 00:45:19.800 Parents were broken. Yeah, we can't go there. You know 821 00:45:20.719 --> 00:45:21.440 you're gonna get. 822 00:45:23.280 --> 00:45:26.000 We can't go in there to see their price. Parents 823 00:45:26.679 --> 00:45:35.239 like fourteen from popcorn left down on security. You can't 824 00:45:35.239 --> 00:45:36.039 even bring your own ship. 825 00:45:37.400 --> 00:45:38.039 So fucked. 826 00:45:38.199 --> 00:45:40.159 So that's where it ends. But there is true stories 827 00:45:40.159 --> 00:45:43.800 about that. I'm sure if like, no, well, yeah, well 828 00:45:43.960 --> 00:45:45.079 they killed Easy that way? 829 00:45:45.119 --> 00:45:49.639 We all know that he was gay. No, how did well? 830 00:45:49.679 --> 00:45:51.239 The whole thing is how does his how does his 831 00:45:51.280 --> 00:45:53.800 wife not have AIDS? How do his kids not have AIDS? 832 00:45:54.039 --> 00:45:56.280 It's because they fucking stuck him with an aid's needle 833 00:45:56.320 --> 00:45:57.840 and then Shuge Knight bragged about it. 834 00:45:58.000 --> 00:45:59.400 We talked about go back. 835 00:45:59.440 --> 00:46:02.159 If everyone's hasn't heard, the Easy episode is actually fairly good. 836 00:46:02.400 --> 00:46:04.599 It's the whole idea that Suge Knight was like on 837 00:46:04.719 --> 00:46:07.159 a Jimmy Kimmel was like, you know how you get 838 00:46:07.159 --> 00:46:10.519 them kids nowadays? You don't use guns. You just fucking 839 00:46:10.639 --> 00:46:13.039 uh you just you know, sticking with a fucking needle 840 00:46:13.039 --> 00:46:16.199 full of aids. I'm gonna smoke some crack on this episode. 841 00:46:16.239 --> 00:46:17.639 I'm fucking Joe Biden. 842 00:46:17.760 --> 00:46:24.199 It really looks like that. Yeah, it is weird. That's 843 00:46:24.239 --> 00:46:27.760 a good crack, bro, It's green crack. 844 00:46:29.079 --> 00:46:37.360 I need one here. It was so hot. 845 00:46:38.760 --> 00:46:41.719 I forgot about that. You hit the one here. 846 00:46:42.719 --> 00:46:49.280 I love that fucking bute tane tasty in it. 847 00:46:49.280 --> 00:46:50.159 It tastes like ash. 848 00:46:50.440 --> 00:46:51.920 I mean know when you can upgrade to a man 849 00:46:52.000 --> 00:46:52.280 through that. 850 00:46:54.800 --> 00:46:58.039 I just stopped smoking cigarettes and I'm trying to not 851 00:46:58.159 --> 00:46:58.440 do that. 852 00:46:58.599 --> 00:47:02.559 The dog boy. The story is simple but yet terrifying. 853 00:47:03.559 --> 00:47:07.639 Word around uh Arkansas. 854 00:47:08.159 --> 00:47:09.880 You're smoking your car with your babies. 855 00:47:10.960 --> 00:47:11.840 We had it. 856 00:47:13.400 --> 00:47:16.000 That you had with your kind and the fans know this. 857 00:47:16.119 --> 00:47:17.800 And I told Brett this that we had a whole 858 00:47:17.840 --> 00:47:21.320 like year of like making fun of k I couldn't 859 00:47:21.320 --> 00:47:23.559 stop and bring it up. We did one episode about 860 00:47:23.559 --> 00:47:26.440 the Boggle Creek Monster. It's crazy that's it has like 861 00:47:26.679 --> 00:47:29.960 fucking six thousand views on YouTube, and it's just it's 862 00:47:30.000 --> 00:47:32.159 not even a video, it's an audio, and it's like, 863 00:47:32.280 --> 00:47:35.400 people love the Boggle Creek Monster, but man, we got 864 00:47:35.440 --> 00:47:37.440 some hate at the one guy. 865 00:47:37.480 --> 00:47:39.400 Well yeah, that we told the story before. 866 00:47:39.480 --> 00:47:41.559 But you know what. 867 00:47:41.639 --> 00:47:43.239 My favorite part of it all this is and the 868 00:47:43.239 --> 00:47:47.320 one thing I realized is most people fucking love you 869 00:47:47.480 --> 00:47:51.199 talk ship. 870 00:47:52.719 --> 00:47:57.840 You fucking bo It's funny because they are our biggest 871 00:47:57.840 --> 00:48:02.440 fans until so, so what happened. 872 00:48:02.440 --> 00:48:04.079 We rid. 873 00:48:04.840 --> 00:48:10.880 What happened was Billy joked about the Confederate flag and 874 00:48:10.920 --> 00:48:14.039 he said he was like, it's not hate, it's heritage. 875 00:48:15.239 --> 00:48:18.480 It's like saying wearing a swastika armband and being like. 876 00:48:18.559 --> 00:48:20.400 It's not hate, it's heritage. 877 00:48:21.000 --> 00:48:25.039 And then somebody was like, hey, I know black people 878 00:48:25.119 --> 00:48:27.079 that wrapped the Confederate flag. 879 00:48:27.599 --> 00:48:32.000 And people don't know what did. They were very misimportant. 880 00:48:33.519 --> 00:48:35.800 There's people that believe that they were right. There's always 881 00:48:35.800 --> 00:48:38.119 people in history that believe they were right right. There's 882 00:48:38.159 --> 00:48:40.480 people that believe fucking the Big Age was a good 883 00:48:40.519 --> 00:48:43.280 guy in the conspiracy world. So it's crazy that the 884 00:48:43.320 --> 00:48:46.199 people believe some of these propagandized bullshit. 885 00:48:46.519 --> 00:48:48.199 Well I get it too, And like back to the 886 00:48:48.639 --> 00:48:51.239 thing with the Confederate flag in general is like, okay, 887 00:48:51.400 --> 00:48:53.760 like that was that was. 888 00:48:55.800 --> 00:48:58.360 You can't just take all the good and just be 889 00:48:58.480 --> 00:49:04.320 like that was Democrats. 890 00:49:04.440 --> 00:49:09.280 They wanted to keep slavery Republicans true wild. 891 00:49:09.840 --> 00:49:16.360 That's trying to my seat. We stuck Billy in Ye. 892 00:49:18.119 --> 00:49:19.400 That's what happens when you're like. 893 00:49:19.400 --> 00:49:21.519 Can my son will get a high seat, he can't 894 00:49:21.559 --> 00:49:22.800 reach the table. 895 00:49:23.400 --> 00:49:24.840 And some more blue crayon. 896 00:49:26.360 --> 00:49:31.079 Please to give me a tip of a dollar? 897 00:49:31.119 --> 00:49:31.840 You care? 898 00:49:32.719 --> 00:49:35.360 So the story is simple but terrifying. 899 00:49:35.559 --> 00:49:39.840 Word around Arkansas was that part part werewolf. Part man 900 00:49:40.000 --> 00:49:44.320 was wanding around the streets of Quitman. Is the town's name, 901 00:49:44.400 --> 00:49:45.800 Billy is quit Man. 902 00:49:46.480 --> 00:49:47.079 I love that. 903 00:49:47.119 --> 00:49:49.599 But what I loved more is I got Brett watching 904 00:49:49.679 --> 00:49:52.320 my beer drinking and just giving me one. 905 00:49:54.639 --> 00:50:01.280 So he's a good host. What do you have any left? 906 00:50:02.119 --> 00:50:02.559 This I have? 907 00:50:03.119 --> 00:50:07.000 I have all of necessities of the world on the board, 908 00:50:07.119 --> 00:50:08.519 and I have to drive home. 909 00:50:08.599 --> 00:50:20.079 Man was a female parties parties. Clearly, what do you 910 00:50:20.119 --> 00:50:22.760 think I'm drinking this early ship home? Man? For this? 911 00:50:23.639 --> 00:50:25.480 I feel like it's mainly the what I'm drinking, But 912 00:50:25.599 --> 00:50:28.880 this ship, so, I mean, Dylan's fucking gin is. 913 00:50:28.800 --> 00:50:29.519 So good man. 914 00:50:30.280 --> 00:50:32.159 This is what I'm getting for the wedding to. 915 00:50:32.239 --> 00:50:36.840 Drink ship like this, of those, it could be the 916 00:50:36.920 --> 00:50:40.840 biggest fucking headache. That's so it be worse every second 917 00:50:40.840 --> 00:50:41.039 of it. 918 00:50:41.239 --> 00:50:42.920 I'm gonna get lighter drinks and I'm gonna go with 919 00:50:42.960 --> 00:50:46.039 this because I think you're right that I'm always right. 920 00:50:46.079 --> 00:50:47.320 What am I read? Chelsea? 921 00:50:47.599 --> 00:50:51.519 Chelsea went away and Billy is supposed to come record, 922 00:50:51.679 --> 00:50:53.559 and I just was like, I'm just gonna get wasted. 923 00:50:53.800 --> 00:50:56.280 So I just got drunk off of twisted teas, but 924 00:50:56.440 --> 00:50:59.400 like the canned ones, and all of a sudden, halfway through, 925 00:50:59.440 --> 00:51:01.000 I was just starting get drunk and I had the 926 00:51:01.079 --> 00:51:04.840 craziest hartburd. I feel like I was dying out of 927 00:51:04.920 --> 00:51:07.039 lay floor and I felt like like the devil was stab. 928 00:51:07.000 --> 00:51:07.400 In my hunt. 929 00:51:07.639 --> 00:51:09.199 Yeah, me and Aaron when we get out in the 930 00:51:09.239 --> 00:51:11.519 shop will drink like twelve of those each. 931 00:51:11.960 --> 00:51:20.840 Jesus. They're lighter and they go down very easily. But like, yeah, 932 00:51:20.880 --> 00:51:23.360 you're absolutely right, sugar Roxy in the morning. 933 00:51:24.079 --> 00:51:25.599 The truth is actually scarier. 934 00:51:25.840 --> 00:51:27.800 All right, we're talking about this in this wandering the 935 00:51:27.800 --> 00:51:31.719 streets equipment because everyone in this town there was a quitter. 936 00:51:31.800 --> 00:51:34.280 I don't know, I was trying to they all equipment Yeah, 937 00:51:37.039 --> 00:51:39.840 that sounds like a tough place. 938 00:51:40.920 --> 00:51:44.280 We have no economy here, we're all welfare. The truth 939 00:51:44.360 --> 00:51:47.079 is actually scarier. In the nineteen fifties, there was a 940 00:51:47.119 --> 00:51:53.360 boy named uh Gerald Beatus. He was thought to torture 941 00:51:53.440 --> 00:51:56.719 straight animals. I hope he got Beatus by his dad. 942 00:51:58.559 --> 00:51:59.000 Older. 943 00:51:59.320 --> 00:52:01.559 He probably did it beats by his dad because he 944 00:52:01.719 --> 00:52:02.679 tortures animals. 945 00:52:02.960 --> 00:52:05.039 Uh, what's the What's this. 946 00:52:05.000 --> 00:52:07.880 Is supposed to be debunked, but I still think it 947 00:52:08.159 --> 00:52:10.679 holds weight. Is do you know the three traits of 948 00:52:10.719 --> 00:52:14.199 a serial killer three as a child to. 949 00:52:15.920 --> 00:52:20.679 Animals? Is one got hit in the head, Yes, and 950 00:52:20.719 --> 00:52:21.880 then I don't know. 951 00:52:21.920 --> 00:52:25.920 I just wants to do a pp oh yeah, bed wetter, yeah, badwater, 952 00:52:26.239 --> 00:52:27.400 got hit in the head. 953 00:52:27.599 --> 00:52:33.039 I think that is the three this. 954 00:52:33.119 --> 00:52:35.440 I feel like I fucking hang out with him too, 955 00:52:37.079 --> 00:52:38.960 That's true, So I think about this. 956 00:52:39.119 --> 00:52:41.559 Probably I probably spend more time with him than you. 957 00:52:41.599 --> 00:52:45.599 Listen if you're if. 958 00:52:44.199 --> 00:52:49.280 You, if you listen, if your kid, if your kid 959 00:52:49.360 --> 00:52:51.440 is wet the bed, which normal kids do. 960 00:52:51.480 --> 00:52:53.960 I'm sure I did too extensive agents, But listen. Listen. 961 00:52:54.039 --> 00:52:55.800 Yeah to say age I was doing until I was 962 00:52:55.800 --> 00:53:05.480 like thirteen drivings. But listen, if you had to listen 963 00:53:05.480 --> 00:53:06.880 if you had your fucking listen, if you had your 964 00:53:06.920 --> 00:53:08.480 except smacking the table. 965 00:53:10.320 --> 00:53:11.880 Microphone. That's too funny. 966 00:53:12.039 --> 00:53:15.320 One thing that's actually gotta girl pregnant in the same year. 967 00:53:16.719 --> 00:53:19.639 I don't know, listen, listen to this. Listen. 968 00:53:20.480 --> 00:53:22.360 I've said this on show. I did have a wet 969 00:53:22.440 --> 00:53:25.400 dream about fucking Twain. I don't even find her attracted. 970 00:53:26.280 --> 00:53:26.960 And I listened. 971 00:53:27.000 --> 00:53:28.840 I smell. I was like, I was old enough where 972 00:53:28.840 --> 00:53:30.519 I was drinking. Listen to this. I don't give a 973 00:53:30.519 --> 00:53:31.360 shll admit this ship. 974 00:53:31.559 --> 00:53:34.679 I thought I pissed myself. I thought I was so 975 00:53:34.800 --> 00:53:37.480 drunk or something. I pissed myself and then I smelled that. 976 00:53:37.559 --> 00:53:39.800 I was like, that was like, come, that's that's not. 977 00:53:41.880 --> 00:53:51.840 That's not I think you attracted dream about you. 978 00:53:51.800 --> 00:53:53.920 Want to listen, listen. 979 00:53:54.320 --> 00:53:56.440 I actually I had a wet dream with Chelsea also, 980 00:53:56.760 --> 00:53:58.400 and that that's the second I was. I thought we 981 00:53:58.400 --> 00:54:02.400 were also drinking, and I listen, it's because we were 982 00:54:02.480 --> 00:54:06.119 drinking and we were listening. We're spooning and my dick 983 00:54:06.239 --> 00:54:12.159 was like in her ass, not in it, but between 984 00:54:12.239 --> 00:54:14.320 the cheeks, right, and I was like hard all night. 985 00:54:14.559 --> 00:54:17.280 And then I think, and then that's why I woke up. 986 00:54:17.280 --> 00:54:18.719 I was like, I thought I pissed the bed again. 987 00:54:18.800 --> 00:54:20.800 I was like, did I pee myself in the night? 988 00:54:21.039 --> 00:54:24.559 Was I that drunk? But my theory on the Twain thing, 989 00:54:25.960 --> 00:54:27.239 my theory. 990 00:54:30.480 --> 00:54:30.960 Listen to this. 991 00:54:32.920 --> 00:54:37.039 There is a theory, all right, there's a theory. I 992 00:54:37.079 --> 00:54:39.880 heard this on fucking Project Camelots. It's much like Coast 993 00:54:39.880 --> 00:54:42.559 to coast and this is true. But the idea is 994 00:54:42.599 --> 00:54:47.280 that reptilians will cast images in your mind of celebrities 995 00:54:47.519 --> 00:54:50.960 and then when they they'll fuck you in a spiritual 996 00:54:51.000 --> 00:54:53.840 like a spiritual way, sometimes even physically, but they put 997 00:54:53.960 --> 00:54:56.400 a cast an image in your mind of you seeing 998 00:54:56.440 --> 00:54:59.199 something else and then they take advantage of you. Women 999 00:54:59.199 --> 00:55:02.880 had we've talked about in the Sexual Alien and Ghosts 1000 00:55:02.880 --> 00:55:05.320 because I could be rept but we did. We did 1001 00:55:05.360 --> 00:55:08.960 a Sexual Alien Encounters episode where a lot of women 1002 00:55:09.000 --> 00:55:12.840 believe they were they fucked aliens and believe this. But 1003 00:55:12.880 --> 00:55:14.679 there's an idea that they cast images in your brain 1004 00:55:14.840 --> 00:55:17.360 while they're raping you and either taking your eggs or 1005 00:55:17.400 --> 00:55:21.039 your sperm. So somewhere out there is an alien baby 1006 00:55:21.079 --> 00:55:21.800 that has my d. 1007 00:55:21.960 --> 00:55:26.519 NA, my sperm is in his face. I had a 1008 00:55:26.760 --> 00:55:29.360 fun time what's the next one? So we're not done 1009 00:55:29.360 --> 00:55:35.920 with we won't go You know what, Robbie Retillians wiped 1010 00:55:35.960 --> 00:55:39.840 you too. Yeah, our words I have been ripped. I 1011 00:55:39.880 --> 00:55:41.599 don't think I have either. I think I'm good. I 1012 00:55:41.599 --> 00:55:43.960 think I think I know Whatillians are. 1013 00:55:44.000 --> 00:55:45.840 Like, we'll leave the Germans alone. 1014 00:55:45.360 --> 00:55:48.800 Then something happened. I kind of feel bad. 1015 00:55:48.800 --> 00:55:51.440 Probably alone, they've had their they've had their fill of 1016 00:55:51.760 --> 00:55:52.239 being raped. 1017 00:55:52.800 --> 00:55:55.000 Probably they've been enough service. 1018 00:55:58.440 --> 00:56:01.559 There is a read that the Big Age did have 1019 00:56:01.639 --> 00:56:04.960 agreements with the Gray Aliens. He's like, yes, keep me 1020 00:56:05.000 --> 00:56:10.519 on all that cocaine, that all those drugs. Have you 1021 00:56:10.519 --> 00:56:12.639 ever anyone ever seen the video of him freaking out 1022 00:56:12.639 --> 00:56:15.639 in the chair. Have you ever seen that He's he's 1023 00:56:15.719 --> 00:56:20.159 watching he's watching the Olympic Games or something like that, 1024 00:56:20.519 --> 00:56:22.519 and he's like in the audience they catch him in 1025 00:56:22.559 --> 00:56:25.840 his Nazi buddies beside him fucking looking at ship whatever 1026 00:56:25.880 --> 00:56:28.519 the fuck, like the the race they're watching or whatever 1027 00:56:28.719 --> 00:56:32.639 the race, but like they he's sitting there like fucking 1028 00:56:32.719 --> 00:56:35.119 like like Bill Gates in his fucking meeting when they 1029 00:56:35.280 --> 00:56:37.199 when they caught him for fucking whatever. He's doing a 1030 00:56:37.239 --> 00:56:39.320 best when all that shitty ship Bill Gates is doing 1031 00:56:39.440 --> 00:56:41.400 and he's just fucking sitting there rocking on if you've 1032 00:56:41.400 --> 00:56:43.760 seen that video too, because that's also scared. But they 1033 00:56:43.800 --> 00:56:45.519 think that he's on a but he was on tons 1034 00:56:45.559 --> 00:56:46.000 of drugs. 1035 00:56:46.039 --> 00:56:46.440 They know this. 1036 00:56:46.519 --> 00:56:49.159 The Nazis were so like, there's a everyone should look 1037 00:56:49.199 --> 00:56:49.960 this up. It's hilarious. 1038 00:56:49.960 --> 00:56:52.480 And he's like fucking freaking out with a little boy 1039 00:56:52.559 --> 00:56:56.960 like just that can't sit still. It's frightening. Yeah, don't 1040 00:56:57.000 --> 00:57:07.920 take dru alright off top of who knows, maybe maybe 1041 00:57:07.920 --> 00:57:09.360 they got maybe you got. 1042 00:57:09.280 --> 00:57:11.920 Some good voices. That's not bad either. You have seen 1043 00:57:12.000 --> 00:57:14.599 nothing what you got he's got. He's got march on 1044 00:57:15.800 --> 00:57:17.239 your march on your march. 1045 00:57:18.639 --> 00:57:24.000 At Homer, I'm drinking a beer and I'm fucking lazy. 1046 00:57:24.719 --> 00:57:26.480 Jesus. 1047 00:57:27.599 --> 00:57:29.800 I don't like living in Springfield anymore. 1048 00:57:31.159 --> 00:57:34.719 I know it's not the game. And Christy, damn la 1049 00:57:36.199 --> 00:57:39.239 the Homer. You're being stupid. Go upstairs. 1050 00:57:40.320 --> 00:57:42.119 That was really good. 1051 00:57:43.039 --> 00:57:43.960 Never show that. 1052 00:57:44.039 --> 00:57:45.079 That was really good. 1053 00:57:45.239 --> 00:57:50.440 Oh my gosh, all kinds of weird. Did you know, 1054 00:57:50.880 --> 00:57:53.519 did you Joe off of Hey Peter? 1055 00:57:54.679 --> 00:58:02.239 Yeah, Peter, Me and Quagmire going down. Oh that's my 1056 00:58:02.400 --> 00:58:08.800 Sam Elliott started into a dodge I'm gonna practice out 1057 00:58:08.800 --> 00:58:13.320 one more. That's so funny, that's awesome, that's pretty good. 1058 00:58:13.320 --> 00:58:14.159 I want to know. 1059 00:58:14.239 --> 00:58:17.119 Well, we'll need that, especially in future episodes. I get 1060 00:58:17.159 --> 00:58:21.320 you to read off ship. That's fucking. 1061 00:58:23.159 --> 00:58:25.679 Yeah, he's Batman. 1062 00:58:25.800 --> 00:58:34.639 I'm va retarded. I'm like, gets to studying me any 1063 00:58:34.719 --> 00:58:41.079 grands when I was the kids can't can't You can't breathe. 1064 00:58:43.079 --> 00:58:48.760 Batman with the list man, I'm gonna slaughter any British 1065 00:58:48.880 --> 00:58:50.719 accent so fuckingly. 1066 00:58:50.800 --> 00:58:51.159 I love it. 1067 00:58:51.519 --> 00:58:52.960 You can call him from the Lord of the Ring 1068 00:58:55.960 --> 00:59:06.719 letting your secrets go. That's good sod. Wow, you did 1069 00:59:06.760 --> 00:59:09.880 that pretty good. It was really born not having birthdays. 1070 00:59:11.760 --> 00:59:14.480 You know what I do all the time? Practice was 1071 00:59:14.559 --> 00:59:19.400 I can do a chipmunk. Were you raised like a understand? Yeah? 1072 00:59:19.519 --> 00:59:22.199 Like Harry, why don't you have birthdays? 1073 00:59:22.480 --> 00:59:26.199 Because I come from a religious background that doesn't celebrate 1074 00:59:26.320 --> 00:59:27.039 any birthdays. 1075 00:59:28.679 --> 00:59:31.639 I didn't know. I didn't know Nazi was a religious background. 1076 00:59:32.280 --> 00:59:40.480 Now you do. They celebrated all. 1077 00:59:45.480 --> 00:59:47.920 They come to your front door, this ship. 1078 00:59:50.519 --> 00:59:53.440 That's how I was raised. So you knock out doors? 1079 00:59:53.840 --> 00:59:55.159 Used to do you want to come work for me? 1080 00:59:57.239 --> 00:59:58.159 That does? 1081 00:59:58.360 --> 01:00:05.000 You would have to come into your inspect from people 1082 01:00:05.079 --> 01:00:06.599 who was less superial. 1083 01:00:08.840 --> 01:00:10.840 Well, this was off to a fucking great start. 1084 01:00:11.320 --> 01:00:11.960 Let's going. 1085 01:00:14.079 --> 01:00:14.480 It's good. 1086 01:00:16.000 --> 01:00:18.559 I feel like it's necessary. This is bar conversation. This 1087 01:00:18.719 --> 01:00:19.679 is what this was about. 1088 01:00:19.960 --> 01:00:20.559 Us doing this. 1089 01:00:21.679 --> 01:00:23.719 Other times that we're recording like this, I'm sure will 1090 01:00:23.719 --> 01:00:26.079 be a little more sober so who fucking knows, uh, 1091 01:00:26.199 --> 01:00:29.159 But so you know, the whole back to the serial 1092 01:00:29.239 --> 01:00:30.639 Killer ship. So I was I was gonna make the 1093 01:00:30.719 --> 01:00:32.679 joke when I was trying to fucking all this is shenanigans? 1094 01:00:33.000 --> 01:00:34.800 Is that like if you're imagine if a kid like 1095 01:00:34.840 --> 01:00:35.719 wets the bed, right. 1096 01:00:37.039 --> 01:00:39.679 And then he hits his head. No, no, he's like 1097 01:00:40.719 --> 01:00:41.480 hits his head. 1098 01:00:41.320 --> 01:00:44.360 And then you're like you're like all night, you're like 1099 01:00:44.400 --> 01:00:45.159 a mom warring in. 1100 01:00:45.159 --> 01:00:48.519 Your bed, like please don't kill those squirrels, because then 1101 01:00:48.519 --> 01:00:50.800 it's like the final step and you're like, like, it's 1102 01:00:50.840 --> 01:00:52.679 like we talked about Jeffrey Dahmer and the fact that 1103 01:00:52.840 --> 01:00:55.400 like his dad, we talked about like the show when 1104 01:00:55.440 --> 01:00:57.360 we dived until we did a whole four hour thing 1105 01:00:57.400 --> 01:00:59.679 on it, and we're diving to the idea of like 1106 01:01:00.679 --> 01:01:03.360 how like his dad went along with it. His dad 1107 01:01:03.440 --> 01:01:05.519 was showing him how to do taxi Durnay and they 1108 01:01:05.559 --> 01:01:07.719 were like, do you not think this might fuck up 1109 01:01:07.760 --> 01:01:10.639 your kid? He was They were giving like getting animals 1110 01:01:10.719 --> 01:01:12.159 off the side of the road, and his dad would 1111 01:01:12.199 --> 01:01:14.440 take him in the shed and learn, like teach him. 1112 01:01:15.199 --> 01:01:17.920 I still haven't seen the DA series. It's great. 1113 01:01:18.159 --> 01:01:18.519 I love it. 1114 01:01:18.760 --> 01:01:20.199 I jerk off to it, like every Tuesday. 1115 01:01:21.480 --> 01:01:25.360 Why Tuesday is the dayDay? 1116 01:01:25.880 --> 01:01:28.960 It's a good it is a good es So yeah, 1117 01:01:29.039 --> 01:01:30.760 so it's supposed to be his creel. He got cruel 1118 01:01:30.880 --> 01:01:35.199 when he got older. His behavior became crueler to his 1119 01:01:35.760 --> 01:01:39.079 his parents and his father were found dead in nineteen 1120 01:01:39.119 --> 01:01:42.599 eighty one. The mother was never was then kept as 1121 01:01:42.599 --> 01:01:45.360 a prisoner in the home until she was saved later 1122 01:01:45.440 --> 01:01:48.079 and testified against him in court. The legend goes that 1123 01:01:48.199 --> 01:01:50.960 his ghost still wanders around on all fours. 1124 01:01:50.960 --> 01:01:56.840 Looking like a hairy dog. Yeah that's Arkansas. Yeah, I well, fair, 1125 01:01:57.079 --> 01:01:59.320 fair people. I went to Arkansas. 1126 01:01:59.679 --> 01:02:03.119 First went to a Walmart, and I can guarantee you, 1127 01:02:03.800 --> 01:02:06.440 excluding me and my buddy, there was a full set 1128 01:02:06.440 --> 01:02:10.320 of teeth and the entire building of fifty people one 1129 01:02:10.360 --> 01:02:10.840 full set. 1130 01:02:11.800 --> 01:02:13.880 I feel bad now now I feel like my jokes 1131 01:02:13.880 --> 01:02:16.239 were real. Oh yeah, there's joking. 1132 01:02:18.159 --> 01:02:20.000 There was a stretch of highway we went for like 1133 01:02:20.079 --> 01:02:23.679 two hundred kilometers, not a gas not a gas station 1134 01:02:23.840 --> 01:02:26.840 in sight, no power lines. Going to these shanties in 1135 01:02:26.840 --> 01:02:30.039 the middle of the forest and like you see like 1136 01:02:30.199 --> 01:02:31.360 parts of clothes on. 1137 01:02:31.400 --> 01:02:34.559 The side of the road, cell phones and like you 1138 01:02:35.000 --> 01:02:35.320 get up. 1139 01:02:35.320 --> 01:02:36.639 We stopped at a get out a car to take 1140 01:02:36.679 --> 01:02:39.760 a piss. It was hot, humid, and you just like 1141 01:02:40.039 --> 01:02:42.039 you felt like something was watching this guy. 1142 01:02:43.480 --> 01:02:46.320 Mutabell being like, I got a cabin back here, you 1143 01:02:46.360 --> 01:02:46.920 can stay it. 1144 01:02:49.000 --> 01:02:53.559 It's no, it's something made a human centipede. You want 1145 01:02:53.599 --> 01:02:55.000 to see it, you. 1146 01:02:56.599 --> 01:03:04.960 Want to an extra pair. 1147 01:03:05.480 --> 01:03:07.960 I was editing the one episode I was dying laughing. 1148 01:03:08.320 --> 01:03:10.480 I was talking about the human stipe, the South Park skit. 1149 01:03:11.079 --> 01:03:12.840 He's like, I won't do this to you. 1150 01:03:13.360 --> 01:03:21.119 Yeah, but it's Arkansas. It'll be like I will stay strong. 1151 01:03:21.800 --> 01:03:23.480 And then they give my food is Japanese? 1152 01:03:23.559 --> 01:03:27.880 Now that's what don't they give him? Like something delicious? 1153 01:03:28.000 --> 01:03:29.760 He goes, I can resist. 1154 01:03:33.960 --> 01:03:35.039 Japan or something. 1155 01:03:36.199 --> 01:03:42.440 Oh it's so good, so good, so fucked. I thought 1156 01:03:42.519 --> 01:03:45.079 this would get wild, but I won't eat the gross sports. 1157 01:03:47.519 --> 01:03:52.280 So you want to talk about the liquor, No, not 1158 01:03:52.400 --> 01:03:52.840 the liquor. 1159 01:03:53.360 --> 01:03:54.039 I am the liquor. 1160 01:03:54.239 --> 01:04:01.800 No, no, like like like liquor, like what true? Yeah, 1161 01:04:01.920 --> 01:04:03.920 you see that weird shit he did that rept house 1162 01:04:04.000 --> 01:04:10.360 or they came no listen. They kicked out the speaker 1163 01:04:10.400 --> 01:04:12.519 of house because he's the one that supposed to be 1164 01:04:12.559 --> 01:04:14.800 brought in the Nazi, which is hilarious because liberals like that. 1165 01:04:16.440 --> 01:04:18.280 And then they all clapped on. They clapped for a 1166 01:04:18.360 --> 01:04:21.159 real fucking live Nazi. We're calling truckers that were fighting 1167 01:04:21.159 --> 01:04:23.920 for their freedom Nazis. So but yeah, so they had 1168 01:04:23.960 --> 01:04:27.480 to replace the house speaker. So they brought in this 1169 01:04:27.599 --> 01:04:30.239 new guy that is also connected to Trudeau and has 1170 01:04:30.239 --> 01:04:33.159 all these different fucking scandals and ship like that. And yeah, 1171 01:04:33.199 --> 01:04:35.559 so he brought in one of his buddies. And then 1172 01:04:35.639 --> 01:04:39.039 when he fucking when they got him on, like they 1173 01:04:39.519 --> 01:04:40.960 this is why I don't like Pierre Paul ever, the 1174 01:04:41.000 --> 01:04:43.159 systems like that. They both dragged him in. It's a 1175 01:04:43.320 --> 01:04:45.719 tradition to like drag the speaker in the house. And 1176 01:04:45.840 --> 01:04:47.760 Pierre is laughing and so are Trudeau. I'm like, it 1177 01:04:47.880 --> 01:04:52.119 makes me see that these people probably buddies. They take 1178 01:04:52.960 --> 01:04:54.920 they take him by the arm and they force him up, 1179 01:04:54.960 --> 01:04:57.440 which is fucking weird to begin with, there's a video 1180 01:04:57.519 --> 01:04:59.000 like they do this in Parliament every time there's a 1181 01:04:59.000 --> 01:05:01.880 new speaker, they drag them up, which is fucking bizarre. 1182 01:05:02.280 --> 01:05:03.880 I don't want to I don't want to do this job. 1183 01:05:03.920 --> 01:05:06.400 It's fucking whatever. I'm gonna get clabeled them a Nazi now. 1184 01:05:07.119 --> 01:05:08.840 But like if they brought to black Eye, so it's 1185 01:05:08.880 --> 01:05:11.840 the first black speaker, so everyone like, yeah, diversity. 1186 01:05:11.599 --> 01:05:13.519 Yeah, well we gotta we gotta do that right after 1187 01:05:13.599 --> 01:05:15.840 we bring a Nazi. That's why they did it. 1188 01:05:15.960 --> 01:05:18.079 But he's like in Trudeau's back pocket and probably the 1189 01:05:18.159 --> 01:05:20.000 worldly kind of form. But Trudeau went like he was 1190 01:05:20.039 --> 01:05:21.480 like laughing in one thing when they brought him up. 1191 01:05:21.480 --> 01:05:24.639 Andy went like this and like stuck a tongue out 1192 01:05:24.679 --> 01:05:26.960 of the speaker like a flirty like and he got 1193 01:05:27.039 --> 01:05:29.480 like ripped apart on the internet. Good like he's showing 1194 01:05:29.760 --> 01:05:31.840 and people are like only showing his lizard tongue, all 1195 01:05:31.880 --> 01:05:35.599 these fucking baptiles. But he was like so if you look, everyone, 1196 01:05:35.679 --> 01:05:37.920 go look up this video. It is the creepiest thing 1197 01:05:38.000 --> 01:05:41.199 I've seen him done. And he's done on So the 1198 01:05:41.280 --> 01:05:45.440 liquor ah, not the liquor room. Uh, the story is 1199 01:05:45.519 --> 01:05:48.440 creepy on many levels. Well, there's no particular origin or 1200 01:05:48.679 --> 01:05:54.079 truthful tale behind it. The story gets told around campfires. Basically, 1201 01:05:54.119 --> 01:05:56.679 a girl receives, oh I know this one a dog 1202 01:05:56.800 --> 01:05:57.360 as a gift. 1203 01:05:58.519 --> 01:06:00.880 It would sleep with her each night. 1204 01:06:01.360 --> 01:06:03.639 She would often put her hand down and feel the 1205 01:06:03.760 --> 01:06:07.480 dog lick. Then one night, while her parents were away, 1206 01:06:07.960 --> 01:06:10.760 she heard a dripping noise and it went into the 1207 01:06:10.840 --> 01:06:13.639 bathroom and turned off the tap. Where she went in 1208 01:06:13.639 --> 01:06:16.039 the bathroom turned off the tap. When she returned to bed, 1209 01:06:16.679 --> 01:06:20.079 she felt her dog lick her hand. This happened several 1210 01:06:20.159 --> 01:06:23.639 times till the girl investigated more and found the dog 1211 01:06:23.880 --> 01:06:27.639 was hanging dead in the cupboard with a note reading 1212 01:06:28.199 --> 01:06:29.199 humans can let. 1213 01:06:29.159 --> 01:06:35.440 To ah, yeah, yeah, I stop getting my car and 1214 01:06:37.039 --> 01:06:40.559 torched the house. Gone gone. That is like a legit 1215 01:06:40.679 --> 01:06:45.719 one that in Australia. What the poison things are. 1216 01:06:47.199 --> 01:06:47.239 That? 1217 01:06:49.880 --> 01:06:53.239 There is a there's to be this. 1218 01:06:54.840 --> 01:06:59.079 TV show on y TV. It's called Freaky Stories. Oh yeah, 1219 01:07:00.239 --> 01:07:02.559 and they would do urban legends and stuff like that, right, 1220 01:07:02.840 --> 01:07:04.199 And I'm pretty sure they would do some of the 1221 01:07:04.280 --> 01:07:06.719 obscure ones too, of like the bug beds inside the 1222 01:07:06.760 --> 01:07:09.159 bed That might be where I heard that one from 1223 01:07:10.519 --> 01:07:13.159 it's that they like because it's not too inappropriate. 1224 01:07:13.440 --> 01:07:17.800 But that's fucking they don't show that. It's like the dogs, 1225 01:07:17.800 --> 01:07:21.440 they just show they just just just they just get 1226 01:07:21.519 --> 01:07:25.639 rid of it. It's like humans can like tosir and 1227 01:07:25.639 --> 01:07:26.719 then the dogs take it out. 1228 01:07:27.039 --> 01:07:28.199 But the dog ran away. 1229 01:07:30.360 --> 01:07:34.480 I'm getting old. I just gotta wake a current. I'm 1230 01:07:34.519 --> 01:07:38.039 the only I'm almost forty, billy, What you're almost forty? 1231 01:07:38.199 --> 01:07:38.320 Oh? 1232 01:07:38.519 --> 01:07:39.519 We have listened. 1233 01:07:39.719 --> 01:07:41.280 We I used to always say, I'm almost threw to 1234 01:07:41.280 --> 01:07:43.199 ship the fuck up to so much other to be well, 1235 01:07:43.320 --> 01:07:44.039 four years. 1236 01:07:45.360 --> 01:07:48.480 From your eyes? Either he's your age, because what you're 1237 01:07:48.679 --> 01:07:52.760 you're twenty seven, twenty eight. I'll be twenty eight in December? 1238 01:07:53.320 --> 01:07:53.840 Are you sure? 1239 01:07:54.519 --> 01:07:59.760 And probably past? Probably wond your birthday? Hey, I got 1240 01:07:59.840 --> 01:08:06.400 you seventeen piece and passed day the same mine is 1241 01:08:06.440 --> 01:08:07.679 exactly ten days after. 1242 01:08:08.480 --> 01:08:12.320 Seven, So fucking virgos, you can't trust. Okay, you're three 1243 01:08:12.440 --> 01:08:19.000 either you fuck oh gross? Fuck you jealous? I'm born 1244 01:08:19.039 --> 01:08:27.720 December twenty third one on the same, I say, And 1245 01:08:27.800 --> 01:08:28.640 I don't know that, chick. 1246 01:08:28.760 --> 01:08:29.880 What what was your birthday? 1247 01:08:29.960 --> 01:08:36.319 December twenty third? Cancer? Maybe twenty fifth, twenty th I. 1248 01:08:36.359 --> 01:08:39.279 Was gonna be like man, you Jesus and Jesus were 1249 01:08:39.439 --> 01:08:44.840 you born in July though, Jesus of July, that's your 1250 01:08:44.880 --> 01:08:46.880 two days before Christmas, and you don't even need. 1251 01:08:46.880 --> 01:08:50.840 To celebrate either. I think that's why my parents like, actually, 1252 01:08:50.920 --> 01:08:53.640 by the way, because Jehovah's. 1253 01:08:57.279 --> 01:08:59.920 Game, say you did celebrate it realistically, in a fucking 1254 01:09:00.079 --> 01:09:02.399 the other kids world, they would have just got the 1255 01:09:02.479 --> 01:09:05.079 same amount of gifts, which would suck, right, because the 1256 01:09:05.119 --> 01:09:07.479 only idea is like you got you get two different days. 1257 01:09:07.800 --> 01:09:12.279 My dad is very I think I think though, I 1258 01:09:12.319 --> 01:09:15.960 think they were like, Okay, it's either you get one 1259 01:09:16.039 --> 01:09:18.800 set of presents, you get none at all when you 1260 01:09:18.840 --> 01:09:19.479 could have had to. 1261 01:09:20.359 --> 01:09:23.600 But we're poor, so you get you said so much. 1262 01:09:23.800 --> 01:09:26.680 Wait, you're telling me that we could celebrate your birthday 1263 01:09:26.720 --> 01:09:27.359 for the first time. 1264 01:09:28.239 --> 01:09:31.880 Yeah, we should do that. We should. We should time 1265 01:09:31.960 --> 01:09:36.159 to religions, do it, celebrate. 1266 01:09:37.399 --> 01:09:37.680 Doing it. 1267 01:09:37.880 --> 01:09:49.640 I'm down up watch below the candles, the telegram. 1268 01:09:49.760 --> 01:09:53.439 Here we gotta get like the perfect presence, trim on it, 1269 01:09:53.800 --> 01:09:54.760 the perfect little bow. 1270 01:09:55.279 --> 01:09:58.640 He opens. It's a tiny little dog or affairs that 1271 01:09:59.479 --> 01:10:03.760 I want feed a handful of cash like this is. 1272 01:10:03.800 --> 01:10:04.399 My that. 1273 01:10:05.960 --> 01:10:06.359 Penguin. 1274 01:10:06.439 --> 01:10:11.880 Ones'll buy your fucking I'll buy your twenty nine gifts 1275 01:10:11.920 --> 01:10:14.680 and from the morning on would be like this was 1276 01:10:14.760 --> 01:10:15.399 birthday one. 1277 01:10:16.960 --> 01:10:18.720 I have a birthday present for you, as if you 1278 01:10:18.840 --> 01:10:20.640 want chip In buy me a new car. 1279 01:10:21.520 --> 01:10:25.960 I can't fucking about that. I get my first birthday present. 1280 01:10:26.479 --> 01:10:28.680 What do you want? You're getting a fucking soothe I'm 1281 01:10:28.720 --> 01:10:30.640 not trying to help me. A civic type? Are? 1282 01:10:31.199 --> 01:10:31.880 Civic type? 1283 01:10:31.920 --> 01:10:33.840 Are? It was less gay? 1284 01:10:33.920 --> 01:10:35.439 I would probably agree to this. 1285 01:10:36.880 --> 01:10:41.880 You know why I drive CIVICU. 1286 01:10:40.479 --> 01:10:42.199 Hold on, let me answer. 1287 01:10:44.359 --> 01:10:52.680 Almost. Hey, well, hey, true, well gas vehicles one. 1288 01:10:52.720 --> 01:10:55.279 That's let's suit a fucking radiated box the rest of 1289 01:10:55.319 --> 01:10:59.680 our lives. That can turn off your dead Let's talk 1290 01:11:00.079 --> 01:11:02.199 out something. I'm gonna I'm gonna do something little special. 1291 01:11:02.239 --> 01:11:04.119 I'm gonna cut a little part up because we do 1292 01:11:04.399 --> 01:11:05.960 have the clown statue. 1293 01:11:06.640 --> 01:11:10.239 Bottom line, clowns are creepy and this legend doesn't help. 1294 01:11:10.520 --> 01:11:12.760 The story goes that a babysitter of a wealthy family 1295 01:11:13.000 --> 01:11:15.760 was told to watch TV in a specific, specific room 1296 01:11:15.840 --> 01:11:17.079 after the children went to sleep. 1297 01:11:17.279 --> 01:11:19.560 How then, is that more than one in TV? Growing up? 1298 01:11:19.600 --> 01:11:23.399 Hey, huh huh, like going the go in that TV room, not. 1299 01:11:23.520 --> 01:11:26.119 This TV room? You had more than one TV. 1300 01:11:26.359 --> 01:11:29.039 Well that's what this this chick is. I had a 1301 01:11:29.479 --> 01:11:30.079 bulb TV. 1302 01:11:30.199 --> 01:11:33.159 You know, it was like, oh yeah, I remember, I remember. 1303 01:11:34.000 --> 01:11:36.640 I remember when somebody had the flat screen. The first one, 1304 01:11:36.720 --> 01:11:38.000 the box one was. 1305 01:11:38.640 --> 01:11:41.359 Like the size of a huge when I was fucking 1306 01:11:41.600 --> 01:11:50.319 uh why I swear, I don't know anyway, ages podcasts. 1307 01:11:50.399 --> 01:11:55.640 I was like, anyways, I was like six or seven. 1308 01:11:56.319 --> 01:11:59.920 My uncle owned a bar. He had this flat scream. 1309 01:12:00.039 --> 01:12:04.279 Then when I was like six or seven two and one, 1310 01:12:04.880 --> 01:12:06.439 he had a I think it was like a sixty 1311 01:12:06.479 --> 01:12:10.640 inch flat screen TV. The back of that must have 1312 01:12:10.680 --> 01:12:14.840 weighed like four hundred goddamn it was huge. 1313 01:12:15.079 --> 01:12:19.680 That fell on you. Yeah, you were You're just gone. 1314 01:12:20.319 --> 01:12:22.239 I could take my dad, my two and my three 1315 01:12:22.359 --> 01:12:24.760 uncles to all move that thing in Like everyone took 1316 01:12:24.800 --> 01:12:25.239 a corner. 1317 01:12:25.479 --> 01:12:28.199 Got those big fat, like butterbean looking fucking dudes that 1318 01:12:28.319 --> 01:12:29.920 like are carrying on their back was strapped. 1319 01:12:33.880 --> 01:12:34.359 That's funny. 1320 01:12:34.479 --> 01:12:36.720 So you know she was told to watch TV in 1321 01:12:36.800 --> 01:12:39.760 a specific room. Well, there, she got creeped out by 1322 01:12:39.800 --> 01:12:42.119 a clown statue statue and called the parents to ask 1323 01:12:42.279 --> 01:12:45.039 if she could move rooms. They instructed her to grab 1324 01:12:45.119 --> 01:12:47.079 the keys and leave the house and call the police. 1325 01:12:47.520 --> 01:12:50.600 Why wow, statue wasn't theirs. 1326 01:12:51.439 --> 01:12:55.279 The kids have been complaining of a clown watching them 1327 01:12:55.359 --> 01:12:57.920 in the middle of the night, and the parents thought 1328 01:12:57.960 --> 01:13:00.199 it was just nightmares. It turned out it is a 1329 01:13:00.359 --> 01:13:08.760 little person dressed as a clown's talking good news of 1330 01:13:08.880 --> 01:13:13.039 the This isnt the second midget person in a house, 1331 01:13:13.359 --> 01:13:16.520 so I can't say that people A legit little person 1332 01:13:16.640 --> 01:13:20.079 got offended by what we said on the It's someone 1333 01:13:20.119 --> 01:13:23.800 that likes my like actually likes my political stuff and 1334 01:13:24.600 --> 01:13:26.920 comments on all these stories like yeah, he's an evil 1335 01:13:27.279 --> 01:13:29.439 talking about Trudeau, all the things I posted ast the government, 1336 01:13:29.680 --> 01:13:31.600 and it's like they always said, like send stuff like 1337 01:13:31.680 --> 01:13:36.079 he's evil, he got terrible person. And then I posted 1338 01:13:36.359 --> 01:13:41.520 from the story of me and Billy on fucking Saint 1339 01:13:41.560 --> 01:13:45.439 Patti's Day talking about leprechauns and Billy We're like, midget 1340 01:13:45.600 --> 01:13:48.479 was just so specific. He's like and I was like, yeah, 1341 01:13:48.520 --> 01:13:50.199 I was like, if I'm looking up porn and she 1342 01:13:50.279 --> 01:13:53.760 got mad at Billy, not me, I said, I was like, 1343 01:13:53.800 --> 01:13:55.079 if you're looking up porn, I was like, I'm not 1344 01:13:55.199 --> 01:13:58.319 looking ut fucking dwarf porn or little people porn. 1345 01:13:59.640 --> 01:14:04.840 Sounds like other ship. Yeah, knocking on your door. 1346 01:14:05.119 --> 01:14:06.840 And then she was like, I said, I feel like 1347 01:14:06.920 --> 01:14:09.199 more offensive stuff by being like when I look at poor, 1348 01:14:09.239 --> 01:14:10.640 I'll look up the little people poor, I look at 1349 01:14:10.960 --> 01:14:13.319 porn door point or whatever. And then she got mad 1350 01:14:13.319 --> 01:14:15.640 at Billy for what he said and then said, I 1351 01:14:15.680 --> 01:14:17.560 didn't find what your buddy said is funny. Your buddy's 1352 01:14:17.560 --> 01:14:18.000 not funny. 1353 01:14:19.720 --> 01:14:25.359 Well that's fair joined the rest of the people more 1354 01:14:25.439 --> 01:14:30.600 of us. I actually, uh, it's funny. I've never seen 1355 01:14:31.199 --> 01:14:32.960 a little person until this year. 1356 01:14:33.119 --> 01:14:33.920 Didn't that crazy? 1357 01:14:34.159 --> 01:14:35.119 It's not fucking crazy. 1358 01:14:36.560 --> 01:14:40.279 This year was the first, Like those people didn't come 1359 01:14:40.560 --> 01:14:46.920 and play basketball for you. You remember that it was. 1360 01:14:47.119 --> 01:14:47.359 It was. 1361 01:14:50.560 --> 01:14:54.319 Actually, don't remember my story for a second. You had 1362 01:14:55.079 --> 01:14:58.079 a bunch of it was the Columter little people. Yeah, 1363 01:14:58.119 --> 01:15:04.159 they showed up and played basketball. Yeah, IM gonna stop 1364 01:15:04.279 --> 01:15:04.920 slapping the bar. 1365 01:15:05.560 --> 01:15:08.000 And then they did the whole thing when they grabbed, 1366 01:15:08.479 --> 01:15:12.560 they grabbed like the biggest tallest uh guy or teacher 1367 01:15:12.640 --> 01:15:14.399 in the class and the like comes sit down next 1368 01:15:14.439 --> 01:15:16.399 to me, and they sat down there the same height 1369 01:15:17.000 --> 01:15:20.079 because their torsa is like the same height, full grown 1370 01:15:20.119 --> 01:15:22.720 body and the like were the same side. 1371 01:15:24.720 --> 01:15:26.960 The first the first time, the first time I ever 1372 01:15:27.039 --> 01:15:32.720 saw a little person. Holy ship was that. I just 1373 01:15:32.760 --> 01:15:35.239 don't want to hear anybody. Sorry. 1374 01:15:35.279 --> 01:15:39.000 Anyway, I knew they were I knew they were real obviously, 1375 01:15:39.399 --> 01:15:41.600 but I've never actually seen one in real life. And 1376 01:15:41.720 --> 01:15:44.479 I left the grocery store grabbing lunch the one day, 1377 01:15:44.880 --> 01:15:47.680 I go out side and the little person is sitting 1378 01:15:47.720 --> 01:15:51.159 on the curb facing away from me, smoking a cigarette. 1379 01:15:53.720 --> 01:15:58.000 No independent, I thought for a split second it was 1380 01:15:58.000 --> 01:15:58.640 a child. 1381 01:15:58.520 --> 01:16:04.600 Smoking, and I was like, that's fucking But you see 1382 01:16:04.640 --> 01:16:07.079 that movies and ship, right, Yeah, like. 1383 01:16:08.880 --> 01:16:13.000 It didn't. It didn't click nothing. Hey, I will be honest, 1384 01:16:13.479 --> 01:16:16.239 I said, I look funny, major port, I definitely have. 1385 01:16:16.760 --> 01:16:19.239 I am one of many men that would say if 1386 01:16:19.279 --> 01:16:21.439 I had the opportunity and I was single, and she 1387 01:16:21.600 --> 01:16:24.319 was a good looking little person, I funk the ship 1388 01:16:24.319 --> 01:16:25.399 at her legal age. 1389 01:16:26.079 --> 01:16:27.920 Fine, I'm not that tall, so. 1390 01:16:28.279 --> 01:16:33.880 I feel like I'm a giant talking about the average Yes, 1391 01:16:34.039 --> 01:16:41.159 thank you, thank you for making fun. 1392 01:16:41.039 --> 01:16:43.479 Of Tom and that he's aage somewhat average male. 1393 01:16:43.560 --> 01:16:47.319 Sit is not average male. 1394 01:16:48.960 --> 01:16:51.039 I am not a lepre I would be waiting. 1395 01:16:52.439 --> 01:16:53.279 Tall is overrated. 1396 01:16:53.319 --> 01:16:57.479 Anyway, we hit her hand on everything except a relationship 1397 01:17:04.479 --> 01:17:06.920 that was a knife that was weird. 1398 01:17:07.279 --> 01:17:12.680 Can't your doors at girl's houses doors blacking? 1399 01:17:12.960 --> 01:17:17.760 Still at this conversation, like and I have some that's 1400 01:17:18.560 --> 01:17:22.319 always that blew my mind that he never saw a fucking. 1401 01:17:23.640 --> 01:17:26.239 Like I knew of them. I knew we can't. 1402 01:17:26.439 --> 01:17:29.359 I've never seen one in we knew something. Buddy, my buddy, 1403 01:17:29.479 --> 01:17:32.520 my brother, my buddy's brothers. One of his friends young 1404 01:17:32.720 --> 01:17:34.840 like with all these like dirt bag kids right like 1405 01:17:35.479 --> 01:17:37.640 and uh, you know, they got us into punk music 1406 01:17:37.720 --> 01:17:40.439 and ship and they had a friend they called his 1407 01:17:40.680 --> 01:17:43.079 names his midget and they all called him midget and 1408 01:17:43.199 --> 01:17:44.359 it was just do you smoke weed? 1409 01:17:44.560 --> 01:17:45.079 Soul weed? 1410 01:17:45.439 --> 01:17:47.159 He was like, while I was like older like and 1411 01:17:47.920 --> 01:17:49.560 he he liked being called. 1412 01:17:49.439 --> 01:17:52.720 That really, So it's weird too. It's like it's a 1413 01:17:52.760 --> 01:17:57.319 different every single person like obviously black. 1414 01:17:57.359 --> 01:17:59.279 He like, you can't say it, but if somebody said 1415 01:17:59.279 --> 01:18:02.039 that to me, like up, whitey, if you're like, yo, dude, 1416 01:18:02.039 --> 01:18:02.479 what's going on? 1417 01:18:02.680 --> 01:18:07.199 Like I immediately and we're like, what's going on, Fritz? 1418 01:18:09.119 --> 01:18:13.279 What's There's not much I don't say to going. 1419 01:18:13.119 --> 01:18:15.960 Back to you know, Tom's you know statement there, like 1420 01:18:16.520 --> 01:18:20.000 if I was to find, you know, hypothetically a woman 1421 01:18:20.079 --> 01:18:22.920 that was you know, a little person, and that it 1422 01:18:22.960 --> 01:18:25.319 would look like the one scene from Thunderdome when he's 1423 01:18:25.399 --> 01:18:26.279 riding around. 1424 01:18:31.920 --> 01:18:35.319 Spread running around the around the living rooms. 1425 01:18:38.319 --> 01:18:43.880 So the Vanishing Hitchhiker parts sweet, parts scary. The tale 1426 01:18:43.880 --> 01:18:46.960 of the Vanishing Hitchhiker has been told for years. Two 1427 01:18:47.000 --> 01:18:50.359 boys are driving to a school dance. They encounter a 1428 01:18:50.439 --> 01:18:52.560 young girl on the side of the road, hitchhiking. She 1429 01:18:52.680 --> 01:18:56.880 asked for a ride and a blowjob, fucking. She asked 1430 01:18:56.920 --> 01:18:57.640 for a ride home. 1431 01:18:57.920 --> 01:19:09.079 She asked for it's uh, it's a She asked for 1432 01:19:09.159 --> 01:19:11.960 a look. Welcome to twenty. 1433 01:19:14.079 --> 01:19:18.479 So she asked her and they invited her to to 1434 01:19:18.600 --> 01:19:21.479 the dance. One of the boys lends her her a 1435 01:19:21.600 --> 01:19:25.000 coat and she's because she's cold. They drove her to 1436 01:19:25.079 --> 01:19:27.640 the dance. They had a lovely time. They asked if 1437 01:19:27.680 --> 01:19:30.520 they could see her again. They show up into the house. 1438 01:19:30.760 --> 01:19:34.600 The mom greets the greets them and explains her daughter 1439 01:19:34.760 --> 01:19:39.319 had died on the corner where they picked up her 1440 01:19:39.560 --> 01:19:45.039 twelve twelve days earlier. Sure enough, the coat was found 1441 01:19:45.399 --> 01:19:48.520 in the cemetery where she was buried, draped over a gravestone. 1442 01:19:50.640 --> 01:19:53.720 Oh that just sounds yeah, it just got real sad. 1443 01:19:53.800 --> 01:19:55.399 It just sounds like a shitty day. 1444 01:19:56.880 --> 01:19:57.079 Sad. 1445 01:19:57.520 --> 01:19:58.960 Yeah, that's very sad. 1446 01:19:59.159 --> 01:20:01.239 The typical too to day with the sawyer over here, 1447 01:20:01.359 --> 01:20:04.880 it's fair constantly getting draped over tombstone left and beaten 1448 01:20:04.960 --> 01:20:06.039 him for gone raped over? 1449 01:20:06.560 --> 01:20:07.880 Would you fucking a gravestars? 1450 01:20:07.920 --> 01:20:11.640 That blasphemy? That's that's disrespectful. Yeah, that's that's fair. 1451 01:20:11.720 --> 01:20:14.560 That's the same him playing Ouiji board and stuffed in 1452 01:20:14.640 --> 01:20:16.479 the grave while playing boy. 1453 01:20:16.600 --> 01:20:20.119 That's also disrespectful. Yeah, yeah, I didn't say that wasn't. 1454 01:20:23.039 --> 01:20:27.199 So uh So I'm sad. The best story, but it's sad. 1455 01:20:27.520 --> 01:20:29.520 She had a coat, she left it. The boys hat 1456 01:20:29.640 --> 01:20:30.239 thought they had. 1457 01:20:30.159 --> 01:20:30.680 It, but the coach. 1458 01:20:31.039 --> 01:20:33.239 You're doing urban legends, not tragedies, not. 1459 01:20:33.479 --> 01:20:38.800 Just every urban legend tragedy, the Watson murders or whatever, yeah, 1460 01:20:39.520 --> 01:20:42.079 is like and then he stuffed them in a tube, 1461 01:20:43.359 --> 01:20:47.039 dag gone you know what, slit her throat. 1462 01:20:48.079 --> 01:20:51.399 His own child two years old, Like this is a 1463 01:20:51.520 --> 01:20:52.319 fun time over. 1464 01:20:52.239 --> 01:20:56.000 Here, it's so funny. 1465 01:20:56.159 --> 01:20:58.840 So we did that, Chris Watts, let's say as quickly 1466 01:20:59.079 --> 01:21:02.560 was they called them, and know what they call them 1467 01:21:02.720 --> 01:21:03.960 family annihilators. 1468 01:21:04.439 --> 01:21:05.239 That's what they call them. 1469 01:21:05.520 --> 01:21:09.399 So he annihilated his family, He killed his fucking wife 1470 01:21:09.520 --> 01:21:13.960 and his two young daughters because of pussy because another 1471 01:21:14.159 --> 01:21:16.600 girl wanted him and didn't want him to have a 1472 01:21:16.680 --> 01:21:19.479 wife for kids. So in his psychotic, fucked up mind, 1473 01:21:19.840 --> 01:21:21.760 he was like he and people were talking about this reason. 1474 01:21:21.760 --> 01:21:24.840 They were like, it's not that he even like he 1475 01:21:24.920 --> 01:21:26.079 didn't even value them. 1476 01:21:26.119 --> 01:21:26.640 It wasn't something. 1477 01:21:26.720 --> 01:21:28.720 It was a means of gain where it's just like, Okay, 1478 01:21:28.880 --> 01:21:31.920 if they're a problem, and if I get rid of 1479 01:21:32.079 --> 01:21:34.000 that problem, they. 1480 01:21:34.119 --> 01:21:34.600 It's not like. 1481 01:21:36.560 --> 01:21:37.520 And and then like. 1482 01:21:39.600 --> 01:21:42.239 So he fucking kills them and acts like they're missing, 1483 01:21:44.319 --> 01:21:45.680 and then you obviously. 1484 01:21:46.199 --> 01:21:48.680 Very and they put them in barrels like. 1485 01:21:48.720 --> 01:21:51.199 A big, huge like tank thing dumped her down a 1486 01:21:51.720 --> 01:21:53.399 garbage shoot basically. 1487 01:21:55.000 --> 01:21:57.159 Girls anyways, Yeah, no, I just don't tell you this ship. 1488 01:21:57.199 --> 01:21:58.920 He tells me, I want to talk. 1489 01:21:58.760 --> 01:22:00.960 About the residential school. Was like especially when no, I 1490 01:22:01.000 --> 01:22:04.119 don't want to, and I'm like, it's gonna I want 1491 01:22:04.159 --> 01:22:08.760 to talk about cat letter boxes, like I like making fun. 1492 01:22:08.880 --> 01:22:10.439 We just talked about that. 1493 01:22:10.560 --> 01:22:12.399 Actually that's not going to come out to after this, 1494 01:22:12.560 --> 01:22:14.000 But yes, me and Billy were supposed to do this 1495 01:22:14.199 --> 01:22:16.319 episode about this clown creature and it got way off. 1496 01:22:16.279 --> 01:22:18.399 The real talk about letter boxes. 1497 01:22:19.840 --> 01:22:25.880 We could talk about that, I'd use it. 1498 01:22:26.039 --> 01:22:26.760 I'd use it. 1499 01:22:26.880 --> 01:22:29.840 I called them out and googled it and the amount 1500 01:22:29.880 --> 01:22:32.880 of ship that came up was unbelievable, Like it just 1501 01:22:32.920 --> 01:22:33.680 started blowing. 1502 01:22:33.800 --> 01:22:36.319 Like just google cat letter boxes and schools and you 1503 01:22:36.319 --> 01:22:39.319 can go, is it just for the furries? 1504 01:22:40.560 --> 01:22:41.920 It's from people that believe their. 1505 01:22:42.600 --> 01:22:46.159 Okay hold on what exactly leads people to be furzes 1506 01:22:46.279 --> 01:22:47.960 from watching Japanese hen time. 1507 01:22:49.000 --> 01:22:49.840 The idea is. 1508 01:22:55.399 --> 01:22:58.239 Me and Billy did an episode about strange fetishes, so 1509 01:22:58.399 --> 01:23:01.600 I had to research this stuff. So the idea that 1510 01:23:02.079 --> 01:23:04.720 where it comes from a lot of people's sexual fetishes 1511 01:23:05.000 --> 01:23:07.239 come from when they're children. So if you were like 1512 01:23:07.279 --> 01:23:09.560 a kid you like, humped your fucking stuff animal, you 1513 01:23:09.720 --> 01:23:11.279 eventually find attraction. 1514 01:23:11.000 --> 01:23:12.000 That even when you're older. 1515 01:23:13.439 --> 01:23:14.920 So if you like, I don't know, if you had 1516 01:23:14.920 --> 01:23:17.920 an interaction with an older women something very simple when 1517 01:23:17.960 --> 01:23:19.720 you were a kid, am I develop into you? 1518 01:23:19.880 --> 01:23:21.640 You're like you're like when you're older? 1519 01:23:22.119 --> 01:23:29.199 So anything, yeah, yeah, every every like me and Billy 1520 01:23:29.239 --> 01:23:30.279 Tug was in the show and then you. 1521 01:23:30.319 --> 01:23:38.119 Said, why this is even a bucket a solid? The 1522 01:23:38.199 --> 01:23:43.079 whole bikini section is even the jeans. 1523 01:23:44.159 --> 01:23:54.640 Jeans sucks now Winter coats are very water I can't 1524 01:23:54.640 --> 01:23:56.199 get into the water machine section. 1525 01:23:59.399 --> 01:24:00.279 It got weird. 1526 01:24:03.680 --> 01:24:07.000 Look up, hold on, hold on, hold on, before we 1527 01:24:07.039 --> 01:24:15.279 get hold on, hold on, what. 1528 01:24:17.119 --> 01:24:20.399 About like kids like when they used to watch Disney 1529 01:24:20.439 --> 01:24:22.199 and you see the princesses and they're. 1530 01:24:22.039 --> 01:24:23.000 Like, the. 1531 01:24:25.359 --> 01:24:27.279 Princess cartoon port is like a huge thing. 1532 01:24:27.479 --> 01:24:29.159 No, no, not a cartoon port. 1533 01:24:29.159 --> 01:24:31.760 I mean like just the fact of, like you think 1534 01:24:32.239 --> 01:24:34.840 cities have something to do with like a certain attraction. 1535 01:24:36.279 --> 01:24:42.680 Queen Elizabeth was fucking hot. It's Billy loves that lizard 1536 01:24:42.760 --> 01:24:48.680 time going down to his team like this fucking Gucci's like, 1537 01:24:48.760 --> 01:24:49.760 oh yeah, there you. 1538 01:24:49.800 --> 01:24:55.319 Go to You wouldn't like that man whe gorgeous, but 1539 01:24:55.479 --> 01:24:56.239 she actually was. 1540 01:24:58.439 --> 01:25:00.720 Oh yeah, she had the longest Okay, would you. 1541 01:25:03.039 --> 01:25:03.279 Listen? 1542 01:25:03.359 --> 01:25:04.520 Would you would you fuck her? 1543 01:25:04.640 --> 01:25:05.000 Listen to this? 1544 01:25:05.119 --> 01:25:05.800 Would you fuck her? 1545 01:25:06.520 --> 01:25:08.199 Like you know when she was like eighty or ninety 1546 01:25:08.279 --> 01:25:12.399 but you're in a step VR headset. Oh you see 1547 01:25:12.479 --> 01:25:15.600 her the exact same way she was when she was younger. 1548 01:25:15.760 --> 01:25:17.640 No, no, no, no, I won't because it doesn't feel 1549 01:25:17.640 --> 01:25:22.680 the same. It's like that's not what I'm saying. I'm 1550 01:25:22.720 --> 01:25:24.560 grabbing here, but it's actually here. 1551 01:25:26.399 --> 01:25:34.520 Whoa, whoa? So yeah, you could. 1552 01:25:35.800 --> 01:25:38.920 That's why think about the stuff, the fact that kids 1553 01:25:38.960 --> 01:25:41.760 have so like they have vast access to the Internet. 1554 01:25:42.279 --> 01:25:44.199 I grew up when it just kind of blew up. 1555 01:25:44.560 --> 01:25:46.399 That could be like, oh I can type in boom no. 1556 01:25:46.520 --> 01:25:47.039 But that's the thing. 1557 01:25:47.159 --> 01:25:51.199 You gotta go downstairs on a family comp walk in 1558 01:25:51.319 --> 01:25:54.720 on you at any time, you weren't searching fucking ship 1559 01:25:54.960 --> 01:25:59.199 and if you were ever like you're fucking like constantly 1560 01:26:00.239 --> 01:26:00.920 street history. 1561 01:26:01.079 --> 01:26:02.800 Why has all history gone from last week? 1562 01:26:04.439 --> 01:26:07.680 Remember the old the handheld video game the PSP. Yeah, 1563 01:26:07.920 --> 01:26:11.640 I had an Internet browser. I used the league. 1564 01:26:14.079 --> 01:26:17.720 Really trying to fucking play like tennis at the same time. 1565 01:26:18.000 --> 01:26:18.960 So nobody knows this. 1566 01:26:19.319 --> 01:26:22.640 It didn't loved videos so well, but Google Images did 1567 01:26:22.800 --> 01:26:26.760 just fine. Really, I never had that's the one I 1568 01:26:26.840 --> 01:26:27.319 didn't get it. 1569 01:26:28.439 --> 01:26:30.079 I don't care about say I've ever said the show, 1570 01:26:30.119 --> 01:26:32.039 so that's too late. But like one of the first 1571 01:26:32.079 --> 01:26:35.520 things I ever came to, it's fucking embarrassing was Madonna 1572 01:26:35.760 --> 01:26:37.880 because Madonna used to like post nude all the time. 1573 01:26:38.119 --> 01:26:40.159 She's disgusting now she's a creature. 1574 01:26:40.319 --> 01:26:42.840 But it would like it was like when she was younger, 1575 01:26:42.960 --> 01:26:46.279 and it was like boo and it was like just 1576 01:26:46.359 --> 01:26:47.560 like a nipple, and I was like, all right, we're 1577 01:26:47.560 --> 01:26:54.880 getting there, dude, dud. It took so long and I 1578 01:26:54.960 --> 01:26:57.119 was like all anticipating for it. 1579 01:26:57.239 --> 01:26:58.800 I was like, wow. The first I came was to 1580 01:26:59.319 --> 01:27:01.520 I think, just build up of that. It's loading. 1581 01:27:03.159 --> 01:27:03.760 She was a kid. 1582 01:27:04.239 --> 01:27:04.359 Uh. 1583 01:27:05.760 --> 01:27:13.159 I was like, sat him up with Alex, my guy friend, 1584 01:27:14.399 --> 01:27:21.439 not like that, not that sure that. 1585 01:27:21.600 --> 01:27:24.880 So we played team here most people do. It's funny 1586 01:27:24.880 --> 01:27:34.279 as hell, that's fair. No, No, people are like, is 1587 01:27:34.319 --> 01:27:34.960 that dude gay? 1588 01:27:35.479 --> 01:27:38.000 I think it's just my mannerism because you can joke 1589 01:27:38.079 --> 01:27:39.840 and be on. Apparently I'm gonna. 1590 01:27:41.239 --> 01:27:44.640 I always come on the conclusion. When you first met Sawyer, 1591 01:27:45.319 --> 01:27:48.960 just as general Aura, when you first meet him, did 1592 01:27:49.039 --> 01:27:50.520 you think he was a like douchebag? 1593 01:27:50.880 --> 01:27:50.920 No? 1594 01:27:51.039 --> 01:27:52.560 I thought he was my best fucking friend because he 1595 01:27:52.560 --> 01:27:56.399 acted just like Alex. I was like, yeah, we're gonna 1596 01:27:56.399 --> 01:27:56.720 hang out. 1597 01:27:56.840 --> 01:28:00.720 Most most people when they meet me there assume that 1598 01:28:00.840 --> 01:28:02.199 guy's a douche or he's like. 1599 01:28:06.800 --> 01:28:06.840 You. 1600 01:28:06.880 --> 01:28:09.359 Immediately that was like, I definitely have like. 1601 01:28:09.800 --> 01:28:12.199 And and who knows that this is reflects your dating 1602 01:28:12.279 --> 01:28:15.760 life or some ship, but you have the asshole kind 1603 01:28:15.800 --> 01:28:16.640 of face look to you. 1604 01:28:17.039 --> 01:28:19.840 But as soon as we started talking music. 1605 01:28:20.600 --> 01:28:22.680 I was like, okay, you like hip hop and old 1606 01:28:22.680 --> 01:28:25.119 school ship like Underground Wrap, And I was like, okay, 1607 01:28:25.159 --> 01:28:25.720 this is easy. 1608 01:28:25.960 --> 01:28:26.159 Yeah. 1609 01:28:26.800 --> 01:28:28.520 The first one when I first met him, I was like, 1610 01:28:29.159 --> 01:28:31.960 kind of reminds me of like a douchey Owen Wilson. 1611 01:28:32.079 --> 01:28:34.760 I was like, And then I was like, paint this 1612 01:28:34.920 --> 01:28:37.800 picture wow wow. 1613 01:28:40.760 --> 01:28:43.399 And then I kind of like started like warming up. 1614 01:28:43.399 --> 01:28:44.720 I was like, oh, he's nothing. 1615 01:28:44.720 --> 01:28:46.960 When I anticipated like this, he's actually pretty cool. I 1616 01:28:47.079 --> 01:28:49.640 like him, but like first impression, I was like, this guy, 1617 01:28:50.159 --> 01:28:50.800 this guy's. 1618 01:28:53.039 --> 01:28:55.600 Just like to see if you want to come on tomorrow. 1619 01:28:55.640 --> 01:28:58.600 By the way, Alex I got to do for the wedding. 1620 01:28:59.279 --> 01:29:12.119 Your wedding wedding, Yeah, one, your table is definitely like 1621 01:29:12.479 --> 01:29:12.680 me and. 1622 01:29:16.840 --> 01:29:20.680 Your table is gonna be by far the loudest. So 1623 01:29:20.880 --> 01:29:24.079 you've met, You've met Christian. He's gonna you both met Christian. 1624 01:29:24.079 --> 01:29:24.800 He's gonna be there. 1625 01:29:25.720 --> 01:29:27.720 I don't know if he's at her table other than 1626 01:29:27.760 --> 01:29:30.199 those three and Chelsea's. 1627 01:29:30.319 --> 01:29:31.079 This is what it's gonna be. 1628 01:29:31.239 --> 01:29:35.079 Like Chelsea's friend that she she knew when she was 1629 01:29:35.119 --> 01:29:36.000 working in like daycare. 1630 01:29:36.359 --> 01:29:38.720 Can I talked to Chelsea's friend like I talked to these. 1631 01:29:38.600 --> 01:29:43.119 Two she's she's yeah, she's cool like that. Much of 1632 01:29:43.279 --> 01:29:46.079 choice doesn't because is gonna sit there quietly and laugh 1633 01:29:46.119 --> 01:29:49.680 at you guys most likely and then sucking. All three 1634 01:29:49.800 --> 01:29:51.279 you were gonna be going up. I can just be 1635 01:29:51.359 --> 01:29:54.199 like looking over your table. So it's funny we get there, 1636 01:29:54.479 --> 01:29:56.840 so the I guess for the fans to know now, 1637 01:29:56.880 --> 01:29:58.439 because it's kind of like a rand episode a bit. 1638 01:29:59.319 --> 01:30:01.520 We get like instead of doing like we're gonna do 1639 01:30:01.600 --> 01:30:04.239 like a table most people do, like a bridal table 1640 01:30:04.279 --> 01:30:06.000 whatever call it, where you have like the bride and 1641 01:30:06.039 --> 01:30:08.159 the grooms and stuff, we get our own fucking table. 1642 01:30:08.159 --> 01:30:09.680 It's just gonna be us. And I even thought, I 1643 01:30:09.840 --> 01:30:11.760 was like, it's gonna be so weird being the center 1644 01:30:11.800 --> 01:30:13.199 of attention for like one hundred people. 1645 01:30:13.760 --> 01:30:17.520 It's gonna stare at you. All three of us are 1646 01:30:17.680 --> 01:30:19.720 gonna be saying ship. We're just gonna be sitting there. 1647 01:30:20.279 --> 01:30:23.039 We're just gonna be like fucking like I hope they 1648 01:30:23.159 --> 01:30:27.479 kiss with lots of time, and it's gonna be it's 1649 01:30:27.560 --> 01:30:30.560 so stupid. We have to be like ding ding ding 1650 01:30:30.720 --> 01:30:33.319 and we have to kiss. It's like like we've done 1651 01:30:33.359 --> 01:30:36.439 this for like thirty fourteen years or whatever, just bang 1652 01:30:36.520 --> 01:30:36.720 on the. 1653 01:30:36.760 --> 01:30:42.399 Table, level it up, fucking show this wedding what a 1654 01:30:42.520 --> 01:30:46.520 wedding means. So most people fuck on the table in 1655 01:30:46.800 --> 01:30:47.119 front of. 1656 01:30:47.199 --> 01:30:49.239 People at our wedding was the best thing that can 1657 01:30:49.319 --> 01:30:51.079 be all covered to you. Just let the dressed up 1658 01:30:51.119 --> 01:30:53.640 and be like, look at everyone all the fucking man. 1659 01:30:55.000 --> 01:30:57.399 If you all look under your cheers, you all have 1660 01:30:57.640 --> 01:30:59.880 a bottle of barbecue sauce them up and. 1661 01:31:02.399 --> 01:31:06.079 You're gonna say, every on the table or over has 1662 01:31:06.119 --> 01:31:08.399 an orgasm egg for each of their girlfriends. 1663 01:31:08.680 --> 01:31:11.119 And it's like you and so you're looking at each other. 1664 01:31:11.680 --> 01:31:18.840 Who's putting up their ass rock paper scissors an orgasm? 1665 01:31:19.079 --> 01:31:20.199 Can put it under the chair. 1666 01:31:20.319 --> 01:31:23.479 Please. We're so funny, Like what the fun is that 1667 01:31:23.680 --> 01:31:27.800 we got a special surprise you whatever? I wonder if 1668 01:31:27.800 --> 01:31:30.439 there's a device you can if I gotta makes people. 1669 01:31:30.520 --> 01:31:33.399 Listen as a joke. Listen as a joke. 1670 01:31:33.479 --> 01:31:38.079 We're gonna watch everybody. We're gonna need to change. 1671 01:31:39.239 --> 01:31:43.680 We're gonna be doing like obviously slow dances you guys 1672 01:31:43.880 --> 01:31:45.880 have to do jokingly. 1673 01:31:46.000 --> 01:31:49.840 One, he's so funny, just like who takes the lead? 1674 01:31:51.159 --> 01:31:54.920 Whose hips are getting touched? Yeah, you guys, the only 1675 01:31:55.039 --> 01:32:02.479 person who's taller. It sounds oh yeah, I invited, I'm 1676 01:32:02.479 --> 01:32:04.359 taking Why don't I just. 1677 01:32:04.399 --> 01:32:07.239 Wear my dress? Look up? 1678 01:32:08.760 --> 01:32:13.079 It is a university urban legend here in the Philippines. 1679 01:32:14.000 --> 01:32:16.520 There was a female college student. Because it's these are 1680 01:32:16.560 --> 01:32:20.239 Reddit stories. This is from someone who's from that. 1681 01:32:21.840 --> 01:32:22.760 We're all Filipino. 1682 01:32:23.079 --> 01:32:29.720 Actually college student that went into the female restroom and 1683 01:32:29.880 --> 01:32:33.640 found a grown man with his dickhoud Okay, that's not 1684 01:32:33.720 --> 01:32:35.840 what it says. But there was a female college student 1685 01:32:35.880 --> 01:32:38.520 that went into the female's restroom. In the cubicle, she 1686 01:32:38.600 --> 01:32:39.920 could hear a female voice. 1687 01:32:40.680 --> 01:32:42.560 The voice is saying something rotten. 1688 01:32:43.119 --> 01:32:44.159 It's saying some Latin. 1689 01:32:44.439 --> 01:32:46.479 I don't remember the exact words with this guy saying 1690 01:32:46.520 --> 01:32:47.960 something Lattin's going poppy? 1691 01:32:49.319 --> 01:32:56.600 Is that Latin? Because Latin is like a That sounded 1692 01:32:56.640 --> 01:32:57.279 like you were choking on. 1693 01:32:58.960 --> 01:33:02.439 You know, people speak last when they're under getting exercise. 1694 01:33:03.640 --> 01:33:06.000 Now what you do? What are we talking about, right? 1695 01:33:06.600 --> 01:33:08.880 I don't know of any exercise that involved. 1696 01:33:09.600 --> 01:33:11.960 They speak Latin. They speak in tongues. Your religious people 1697 01:33:12.039 --> 01:33:12.239 know this. 1698 01:33:13.119 --> 01:33:14.199 Wow, that's. 1699 01:33:16.640 --> 01:33:17.439 Have you ever been there? 1700 01:33:17.479 --> 01:33:19.960 Sorry, when someone was like fucking possessed by Jesus. 1701 01:33:20.119 --> 01:33:21.359 No, I'm glad. 1702 01:33:21.520 --> 01:33:21.800 No one. 1703 01:33:26.960 --> 01:33:28.439 Jesus doesn't possess people. 1704 01:33:28.479 --> 01:33:29.560 I don't know where people get that. 1705 01:33:31.199 --> 01:33:32.960 Jesus isn't known for possessing people. 1706 01:33:33.680 --> 01:33:38.079 What is that the evangelical churches that do that whole like, 1707 01:33:38.399 --> 01:33:41.720 oh yeah, it's like the power of Christ can pass that. 1708 01:33:43.359 --> 01:33:44.680 This is Jesus's touch. 1709 01:33:44.880 --> 01:33:48.399 And then he's like, yeah, yeah, they look like they 1710 01:33:48.479 --> 01:33:51.760 have like a demon coming out of them. Is so strange. Yeah, 1711 01:33:53.199 --> 01:33:57.560 your sins and yeah they're like throwing Remember church, don't you. 1712 01:33:58.880 --> 01:34:03.680 Yeah, fucking in church for yours. I I chose that 1713 01:34:04.399 --> 01:34:07.039 at the time. I thought weed was more important. 1714 01:34:08.239 --> 01:34:13.399 I stopped going. I think it was creating reasons. I 1715 01:34:13.479 --> 01:34:14.520 love the fucking values. 1716 01:34:14.560 --> 01:34:14.720 Man. 1717 01:34:14.920 --> 01:34:15.439 I loved it. 1718 01:34:15.680 --> 01:34:18.279 Yeah, Honestly, I keep saying if I'm gonna, well not 1719 01:34:18.439 --> 01:34:20.560 if when I have kids, I'm gonna definitely. 1720 01:34:20.279 --> 01:34:24.560 Go back to church. Really, it gives you. 1721 01:34:24.640 --> 01:34:26.119 It gives you a lot, It gives you a lot 1722 01:34:26.159 --> 01:34:29.199 of really good hundred percent that makes you just wonder, 1723 01:34:29.319 --> 01:34:33.840 like because it is so fucking wholesome. It just it 1724 01:34:33.920 --> 01:34:36.279 teaches you to care about other people. But you can 1725 01:34:36.600 --> 01:34:39.920 just severely lacking in the world, as you might think. 1726 01:34:39.960 --> 01:34:41.239 I might not, I really do. 1727 01:34:41.920 --> 01:34:43.079 I think more on. 1728 01:34:43.119 --> 01:34:45.159 Ethics are important. But I do think you can teach 1729 01:34:45.199 --> 01:34:47.680 your kids that under your own religion. 1730 01:34:47.560 --> 01:34:47.800 You can. 1731 01:34:47.920 --> 01:34:50.079 But if you have like the compelling theory of like, 1732 01:34:50.399 --> 01:34:52.760 if you don't listen, you're going to a fiery pit 1733 01:34:52.840 --> 01:34:53.119 of hell. 1734 01:34:53.279 --> 01:34:55.119 But he very compelling. 1735 01:34:55.319 --> 01:34:59.560 It's pretty compellings. 1736 01:34:58.079 --> 01:35:00.359 Are gonna die in a year. It doesn't vaccinate them, Yeah, 1737 01:35:00.720 --> 01:35:04.680 just help me. 1738 01:35:04.760 --> 01:35:08.119 Fine, your kids will come out with. 1739 01:35:12.119 --> 01:35:16.560 Doesn't exist, just choke you vax your kids? Or no, 1740 01:35:16.800 --> 01:35:18.560 you don't vax your kids. You VAXX. 1741 01:35:20.119 --> 01:35:23.319 I see, or like what sort of I can have 1742 01:35:23.399 --> 01:35:27.119 my kids like forty years after them, they gotta. 1743 01:35:26.920 --> 01:35:27.319 Come out. 1744 01:35:29.560 --> 01:35:33.840 Live Billy kids at forty autistic? 1745 01:35:34.279 --> 01:35:35.439 At least get some tennis. 1746 01:35:36.399 --> 01:35:37.119 That was a fact. 1747 01:35:37.199 --> 01:35:40.399 Tennis is a concrete fact. Other than that, go wild, 1748 01:35:42.119 --> 01:35:43.159 hold out as much as you want. 1749 01:35:43.520 --> 01:35:44.560 Who who knows? 1750 01:35:45.640 --> 01:35:45.800 You know. 1751 01:35:46.560 --> 01:35:49.159 I'm sure people know my thoughts on this show. But 1752 01:35:49.399 --> 01:35:52.840 there was a point I was gonna make, but Billy 1753 01:35:52.880 --> 01:35:56.159 made me forget Latin. You know, religion. I'm surprised you 1754 01:35:56.479 --> 01:35:59.439 bring your kids back to church, actually because I do. 1755 01:35:59.600 --> 01:36:00.560 I do so. 1756 01:36:00.720 --> 01:36:02.840 I do think you can teach your kids with moral 1757 01:36:03.000 --> 01:36:05.399 and ethics under. 1758 01:36:05.720 --> 01:36:08.720 Guess guys, who gives lurches from the most not. You 1759 01:36:09.279 --> 01:36:14.439 promise that it's not you, it's their peers. I don't 1760 01:36:14.479 --> 01:36:16.920 want that peers to be school. That's why your home 1761 01:36:17.000 --> 01:36:21.800 to school your kid, and you're rolling away. That means 1762 01:36:21.880 --> 01:36:24.039 someone's got to stay home from work though, Like that's 1763 01:36:24.199 --> 01:36:25.039 just not an option. 1764 01:36:25.359 --> 01:36:26.199 You can't do that anymore. 1765 01:36:26.199 --> 01:36:28.479 In the same time, that's that's a correction for you 1766 01:36:28.520 --> 01:36:29.479 because you're filthy rich. 1767 01:36:31.319 --> 01:36:32.520 I mean, I let Bratt wash. 1768 01:36:35.199 --> 01:36:38.039 Would let Brett fucking speak to my hiuldren. 1769 01:36:39.840 --> 01:36:41.680 We would go four million, and I would give them 1770 01:36:41.760 --> 01:36:44.000 ice cream and like all right here and come back. 1771 01:36:43.880 --> 01:36:46.479 In a full fucking body cast. You're like, he slipped, 1772 01:36:48.119 --> 01:36:50.079 They come back put the bird on you. 1773 01:36:51.439 --> 01:36:53.359 They would come back in a full body cast with 1774 01:36:53.520 --> 01:36:55.960 every new racial slur ever known to man. 1775 01:36:57.279 --> 01:37:02.600 Smoking vibes, smoking this, like that, like the baby off 1776 01:37:02.640 --> 01:37:05.079 of who framed Roger Ratget Robert. 1777 01:37:06.319 --> 01:37:08.840 Robert that's fucking goddamn. 1778 01:37:08.479 --> 01:37:09.960 Cush fucked my brain up, man. 1779 01:37:14.840 --> 01:37:17.840 Obviously, the female student was frightened and hurry back because 1780 01:37:17.880 --> 01:37:20.800 she heard this person in the stall speaking in Latin. 1781 01:37:21.079 --> 01:37:23.439 She then asked her professor what the meaning of the 1782 01:37:23.520 --> 01:37:26.319 word was from what she heard in the rest restroom, 1783 01:37:26.479 --> 01:37:30.119 and the professor said, it means look up, look up, 1784 01:37:30.560 --> 01:37:33.640 so as she's like, she's hearing all this commotion and 1785 01:37:33.800 --> 01:37:36.600 all these Spanish words, and who knows that this woman 1786 01:37:36.720 --> 01:37:38.079 was also frightened or doing it. 1787 01:37:38.520 --> 01:37:40.840 And then if she would have looked up, there was probably. 1788 01:37:40.640 --> 01:37:44.199 Somebody or this woman looking over her because she was 1789 01:37:44.239 --> 01:37:45.600 speaking in all sorts of crazy tongues. 1790 01:37:45.600 --> 01:37:47.000 And she then it means look up. 1791 01:37:47.079 --> 01:37:49.319 So she's taking a poop and she's like, not that, 1792 01:37:49.520 --> 01:37:51.479 like just scared, and then she realized that there was 1793 01:37:51.479 --> 01:37:52.960 someone watching her pee the whole time. 1794 01:37:53.000 --> 01:37:53.399 A poop. 1795 01:37:59.239 --> 01:37:59.800 No, I can't do it. 1796 01:38:00.079 --> 01:38:03.439 Yes, your best impression of Latin? 1797 01:38:04.039 --> 01:38:06.920 Of Latin? Yeah, I've never even heard? Yeah? Can you 1798 01:38:07.079 --> 01:38:09.039 can you give me like some sort of baseline to 1799 01:38:09.079 --> 01:38:14.680 go off of something? Give me a baseline INGI wow, 1800 01:38:16.279 --> 01:38:19.359 it's yeah, like what where's that? I can't hear Latin 1801 01:38:19.399 --> 01:38:20.079 in my head right now? 1802 01:38:20.279 --> 01:38:23.199 Mean, if I had to make it up on the spot, 1803 01:38:23.239 --> 01:38:24.680 I'm going to make it up. Languages is the best 1804 01:38:24.680 --> 01:38:31.760 part Dante's you know, Monte sounds kind of glad, that's 1805 01:38:31.800 --> 01:38:36.359 a Spanish sounds Spanish. But that's that's my best coaching. 1806 01:38:44.119 --> 01:38:49.199 Grand there was there wasn't. 1807 01:38:52.920 --> 01:38:59.239 Kevin check out check out. What were I don't know 1808 01:39:00.079 --> 01:39:03.760 the house. I can't read the letters. 1809 01:39:03.840 --> 01:39:06.119 It's a house in the square box next to it. 1810 01:39:08.560 --> 01:39:09.159 This is. 1811 01:39:11.319 --> 01:39:13.319 So he's on vacation with a bunch of his buddies 1812 01:39:13.359 --> 01:39:16.159 out in like Tokyo or something, and they've been like eating. 1813 01:39:15.960 --> 01:39:19.079 Sushi all week. He doesn't do like Japanese. He just 1814 01:39:19.279 --> 01:39:20.600 wasn't eating right. 1815 01:39:21.039 --> 01:39:24.720 And he's telling he's telling, Oh yeah, he's great, but 1816 01:39:24.800 --> 01:39:27.199 he's he's telling the story about how he's in the 1817 01:39:27.239 --> 01:39:29.880 hotel room just like dying of hunger, and somebody like 1818 01:39:30.800 --> 01:39:35.279 rings the room room service or whatever, and somebody answers 1819 01:39:35.279 --> 01:39:36.880 in English, and he's like. 1820 01:39:38.199 --> 01:39:44.479 Check out, please check out. Well, even I don't know. 1821 01:39:49.159 --> 01:39:52.399 So there's a oh, wait till Brett Stud's fucking wait 1822 01:39:52.520 --> 01:39:55.159 till he's done igniting his sassage. 1823 01:39:56.319 --> 01:39:59.199 Sassage, I'm sorry it requires a lot of heat that 1824 01:39:59.359 --> 01:40:02.039 it's a bit of a three and a half inch 1825 01:40:02.319 --> 01:40:03.640 tobacco sausage. 1826 01:40:05.439 --> 01:40:07.079 Well, this is going according to plan. 1827 01:40:12.159 --> 01:40:16.520 There's an urban legend in Venezuela, uh surrounding I'm not 1828 01:40:16.560 --> 01:40:21.399 gonna l l Sibon El Sibon the Whistler, a figure 1829 01:40:21.520 --> 01:40:24.399 known uh in the wet the wet plans and the 1830 01:40:24.479 --> 01:40:29.520 perish in this region called uh Laos. The whistler is 1831 01:40:29.800 --> 01:40:32.840 usually described as very emancy and an emancy. A man 1832 01:40:33.279 --> 01:40:37.279 dressed in cowboy rags with a white brimmed hat that 1833 01:40:37.840 --> 01:40:41.039 that hides his skeleton face. He runs around the countryside 1834 01:40:41.279 --> 01:40:42.520 and patches of bushes. 1835 01:40:42.560 --> 01:40:46.479 That night he hides and bushes ghost Rider, but for trees. 1836 01:40:46.760 --> 01:40:51.159 Yes, his shoulders are drooping and his gaze cast down. 1837 01:40:53.159 --> 01:40:57.359 He roams the countryside and uhesus. He carries a heavy 1838 01:40:57.479 --> 01:41:01.479 bag full of bones and half decomposed remains over his back. 1839 01:41:02.720 --> 01:41:06.159 True to his name, the entire continuous whistler, he whistles 1840 01:41:06.239 --> 01:41:07.159 at a high chord. 1841 01:41:07.680 --> 01:41:09.079 Uh and this is the progression. 1842 01:41:09.239 --> 01:41:12.920 C D E F G A B C J. 1843 01:41:15.399 --> 01:41:18.720 You're you're whistling on an inhale. I can't here, I 1844 01:41:18.800 --> 01:41:19.239 can't do that. 1845 01:41:20.560 --> 01:41:23.399 That's it sounds like my ringtone. That's what you sounded like. 1846 01:41:29.520 --> 01:41:36.520 You have the you just his exact can you say 1847 01:41:36.880 --> 01:41:39.640 the notes he's hitting again? 1848 01:41:39.880 --> 01:41:44.920 C D E F G A B C he literally okay, 1849 01:41:45.199 --> 01:41:54.760 he's that's that's nothing. He's singing in no song ever. 1850 01:41:55.039 --> 01:41:58.359 That that is literally every fucking note almost that is 1851 01:41:58.439 --> 01:42:00.600 just like you just learned how to play every cord 1852 01:42:00.680 --> 01:42:02.479 on the guitar, and you just start. 1853 01:42:04.039 --> 01:42:07.239 That carries bones on his back, and he's also made 1854 01:42:07.279 --> 01:42:08.760 of bones and whistles. 1855 01:42:10.479 --> 01:42:12.640 How can he whistle when he's made of bones and 1856 01:42:12.720 --> 01:42:13.359 has the lips? 1857 01:42:13.479 --> 01:42:16.119 Oh fucking no, I don't know why any ship his 1858 01:42:16.159 --> 01:42:18.039 own excessive fucking wind. 1859 01:42:19.119 --> 01:42:22.880 The wind through his bones whistles off his bones like 1860 01:42:22.960 --> 01:42:25.920 a walking organ. He's got a dick bone and it's 1861 01:42:25.920 --> 01:42:32.840 got a whole cardon wind fruits, playing dick trumpets and 1862 01:42:32.920 --> 01:42:33.600 skin flutes. 1863 01:42:34.319 --> 01:42:37.319 Somebody would recognize my whistling talents like that, because every 1864 01:42:37.359 --> 01:42:38.439 time I look at someone, I go. 1865 01:42:40.399 --> 01:42:40.640 The go. 1866 01:42:41.039 --> 01:42:52.039 Nobody ever says f sharp minor. He appears to thank you, 1867 01:42:52.640 --> 01:42:57.880 appreciating how much effort exquisite music that. 1868 01:43:00.119 --> 01:43:02.880 Us in a higher in tune with every note. He 1869 01:43:03.000 --> 01:43:06.560 is also unnaturally tall and strong, with some accounts described 1870 01:43:06.640 --> 01:43:10.359 him as towering over six measures almost twenty. 1871 01:43:10.119 --> 01:43:10.760 Feet in height. 1872 01:43:11.520 --> 01:43:15.399 His origin is not clear, with some tales casting him 1873 01:43:15.640 --> 01:43:19.279 as maybe like a parasite. He is rumored to prey 1874 01:43:19.439 --> 01:43:24.439 on lone travelers, especially drunk, or on faithful men. Legend 1875 01:43:24.520 --> 01:43:27.960 has it his ominous whistle is suddenly heard very loud 1876 01:43:28.000 --> 01:43:31.920 and close until the source cannot be pinpointed, contrary to logic. 1877 01:43:32.000 --> 01:43:35.319 When the sound lowers and appears more distant, the whistler 1878 01:43:35.520 --> 01:43:39.000 is very near. He kills either by strangling or blunt 1879 01:43:39.079 --> 01:43:43.840 force trauma. That's nice, victims, and then he throws the 1880 01:43:43.880 --> 01:43:48.039 bones in his bag. He can be seen occasionally waiting 1881 01:43:48.319 --> 01:43:51.479 over the high Whales. I don't know the fuck that 1882 01:43:51.680 --> 01:43:57.960 is someplace in fucking Venezuela. I'm not gonna pronounce it, haidinas. 1883 01:43:58.039 --> 01:43:59.079 I guess that sounds fuck. 1884 01:43:59.119 --> 01:44:02.600 Very close, sounds right, sure, yeah, no one knows that. 1885 01:44:02.640 --> 01:44:08.560 It's not gonna be me pronouncing anything. Southwestern Ontario vocabulary. Yeah, well, 1886 01:44:09.279 --> 01:44:10.039 most typical. 1887 01:44:11.520 --> 01:44:12.039 I'm gonna tell you. 1888 01:44:12.760 --> 01:44:17.520 Santana, Santonio, San Antonio, there was no There was a 1889 01:44:17.560 --> 01:44:20.720 school bus that broke down a set of train tracks. 1890 01:44:20.760 --> 01:44:23.680 Before the bus could be moved or evacuated, a train 1891 01:44:23.800 --> 01:44:27.199 barreled down the tracks, tragically killing all that was on board. 1892 01:44:27.720 --> 01:44:30.560 It was such a tragedy the local government eventually named 1893 01:44:30.640 --> 01:44:32.720 all nearby streets after these children. 1894 01:44:33.399 --> 01:44:34.239 It's quite sad. 1895 01:44:34.800 --> 01:44:40.079 So alright, we got billy on the left, got we. 1896 01:44:40.159 --> 01:44:46.439 Got river and rain on fucking note, so as you, Yeah, 1897 01:44:46.439 --> 01:44:48.439 it's not twenty three. 1898 01:44:48.560 --> 01:44:54.079 Name Therin's William. The name of every nineties bully ever 1899 01:44:54.960 --> 01:45:01.199 is Billy? Please me the moom Billy and the boys. 1900 01:45:04.039 --> 01:45:08.119 Yeah, I think, and then and then their conservative father 1901 01:45:08.359 --> 01:45:11.359 we'll go handle with like a man pund in the mouth. 1902 01:45:14.159 --> 01:45:16.560 So it just hangs around the school yard. Well it 1903 01:45:16.640 --> 01:45:18.039 sounds like Billy's going to jail. 1904 01:45:19.399 --> 01:45:23.800 So as your drive passed a mental institution on roads 1905 01:45:23.840 --> 01:45:27.520 named after dan children, you come to a hill. On 1906 01:45:27.720 --> 01:45:30.640 this hill is where the road meets the train tracks. Oh, 1907 01:45:30.680 --> 01:45:33.199 I've heard this before. So you park your tracks, uh, 1908 01:45:33.279 --> 01:45:35.960 your car on the tracks and put in neutral for 1909 01:45:36.039 --> 01:45:38.720 at effect. You even put some white powder on your bumper. 1910 01:45:39.399 --> 01:45:43.239 Then you wait, you get some baby powder, just like sprinkle. 1911 01:45:43.319 --> 01:45:44.840 Some white powder from. 1912 01:45:48.680 --> 01:45:51.960 Baby powder, always chaping. Don't put some coco on there. 1913 01:45:53.079 --> 01:45:56.640 Yeah, put some white powder on your bumper. 1914 01:45:57.159 --> 01:46:00.199 Snort it and you'll see go every time it's it's weird, 1915 01:46:00.199 --> 01:46:02.800 but every thinking baby patter think of Giant Knoxville when 1916 01:46:02.840 --> 01:46:04.079 they do like the fart. 1917 01:46:04.279 --> 01:46:06.960 So he tested if you can see the fart he's. 1918 01:46:07.720 --> 01:46:11.720 Did it poof poof, because he finds like when he's sleeping, 1919 01:46:13.920 --> 01:46:14.319 it's like. 1920 01:46:14.439 --> 01:46:17.920 Comes out like a glass. It looks like class buddy, 1921 01:46:18.520 --> 01:46:22.640 oh man, I my drunk movie go tos or like 1922 01:46:22.720 --> 01:46:23.520 jackass movies. 1923 01:46:24.039 --> 01:46:28.239 Just fucking laughing because it's white white powder. So you 1924 01:46:28.319 --> 01:46:30.520 put the white powder, you fucking sprinkle on your fucking 1925 01:46:30.840 --> 01:46:33.880 back of your car. Okay, I'm talking about like this 1926 01:46:33.920 --> 01:46:36.560 baby powder fucking starch. I don't give a ship you 1927 01:46:36.640 --> 01:46:39.279 find if you find tiny fingerprints supposed to be those 1928 01:46:39.319 --> 01:46:41.239 are the prints of the proof. 1929 01:46:41.079 --> 01:46:59.079 Of I like that those princes a bumper homes. Yeah, baby, you're. 1930 01:46:59.000 --> 01:47:17.600 Parking some fuckings, like like, what's doing bumper man that 1931 01:47:18.119 --> 01:47:21.000 Jason Chong, he was like, that's not fucking coke man, 1932 01:47:21.199 --> 01:47:24.199 and he's like fucking covered his face and. 1933 01:47:24.239 --> 01:47:31.760 It's like it's salt man. Salt I was looking for girls. 1934 01:47:32.239 --> 01:47:33.960 He would snoring the only powder. 1935 01:47:34.319 --> 01:47:37.399 So it's probably it's supposedly proof that the ghost children 1936 01:47:37.600 --> 01:47:40.920 who have died in the wreck years ago pushed you 1937 01:47:41.039 --> 01:47:43.680 off the tracks to save your car in life from 1938 01:47:43.760 --> 01:47:45.880 being hit by the train like they were. 1939 01:47:48.520 --> 01:47:50.920 Okay, so there's a point to it, you know, just 1940 01:47:51.039 --> 01:47:52.000 looking for this. 1941 01:47:52.119 --> 01:47:55.319 Is there's many legends of this. 1942 01:47:56.359 --> 01:48:01.680 There's the the baby Bridge legend, baby Bridge blood whatever 1943 01:48:01.920 --> 01:48:04.199 it's legend about, like there's this bridge. 1944 01:48:04.199 --> 01:48:06.279 We're supposed to be a woman killed her. 1945 01:48:06.239 --> 01:48:10.159 Baby or whatever, and then are their children or kids 1946 01:48:10.199 --> 01:48:11.920 fell off in a crash, the same kind of idea. 1947 01:48:12.680 --> 01:48:15.319 Crib bridge is what it's called. And then so supposedly 1948 01:48:15.560 --> 01:48:17.199 if you put like white pattern on it or something 1949 01:48:17.199 --> 01:48:19.319 like that, because then. 1950 01:48:19.199 --> 01:48:20.319 You can see the fingerprints. 1951 01:48:21.760 --> 01:48:23.079 Activities well, the same idea. 1952 01:48:23.439 --> 01:48:24.800 It's like if you want to get in. 1953 01:48:24.840 --> 01:48:29.159 Fine to go multiple activity. Is it just paranormal activity, yes, 1954 01:48:31.199 --> 01:48:36.399 paranormal it's not normal activity. It's like it. 1955 01:48:37.279 --> 01:48:39.600 That's what the movie should have been called. That was 1956 01:48:39.760 --> 01:48:44.239 That was the first movie, and that should have been 1957 01:48:44.279 --> 01:48:45.199 paranormal activities. 1958 01:48:45.439 --> 01:48:49.920 The Scandinavian NeSSI is rumored supposed sorry NISI whatever, it's 1959 01:48:50.199 --> 01:48:51.119 n I S S E. 1960 01:48:53.079 --> 01:48:53.359 Nissy. 1961 01:48:55.039 --> 01:48:58.359 Scandinavian Nissy is rumored to be a small you can't 1962 01:48:58.359 --> 01:48:59.039 do there's no Internet. 1963 01:48:59.760 --> 01:49:01.600 This is rumored to be a. 1964 01:49:01.680 --> 01:49:05.079 Small gnome like creature that lives in barns or farmhouses 1965 01:49:05.359 --> 01:49:06.319 and nearby woods. 1966 01:49:07.159 --> 01:49:08.000 The Nissi are. 1967 01:49:08.000 --> 01:49:13.159 Excellent at hiding. You can sometimes turn invisible, so it's 1968 01:49:13.199 --> 01:49:20.399 a creature like alone right barns or farmhouse pathetic in 1969 01:49:20.560 --> 01:49:25.039 the nearby woods. The nieces are excellent at hiding and 1970 01:49:25.079 --> 01:49:29.359 can sometimes turn visible. You'll only ever catch a glimpse 1971 01:49:29.399 --> 01:49:32.359 of them, if that. When treat with respect, a Nissi 1972 01:49:32.399 --> 01:49:35.279 will protect you and your farm. So the nis is 1973 01:49:35.439 --> 01:49:39.199 like the leprechaun. It's a small creature. It could even 1974 01:49:39.239 --> 01:49:42.239 help you with chores, uh supposed to lens will do 1975 01:49:42.319 --> 01:49:44.880 that for you. They'll fix your shoes, stuff like that, right, 1976 01:49:45.000 --> 01:49:48.920 they'll come in. Your shoes will be fucking made a 1977 01:49:48.960 --> 01:49:49.920 pair of shoes just. 1978 01:49:49.920 --> 01:49:52.239 Because of some leprecauns. These things kind of the similar things. 1979 01:49:52.239 --> 01:49:55.239 A lot of these little elemental creatures. 1980 01:49:55.479 --> 01:49:56.279 Do stuff like this. 1981 01:49:57.119 --> 01:49:58.520 They make a pair of Jordan's. 1982 01:49:59.680 --> 01:50:01.399 I'm sure sure if you gave them the chance, they 1983 01:50:01.600 --> 01:50:02.600 might might do so. 1984 01:50:02.880 --> 01:50:04.640 Enough gold coins gonna make anything. 1985 01:50:06.640 --> 01:50:08.600 True, all right, sure? 1986 01:50:09.279 --> 01:50:12.399 And then so you have to treat them with respect, 1987 01:50:12.800 --> 01:50:16.960 and nie will protect you, know everything. They are especially 1988 01:50:17.079 --> 01:50:20.239 fond of animals, But beware a Nissi who feels insulted 1989 01:50:20.560 --> 01:50:23.279 or disrespected can turn mischievous, even vicious. 1990 01:50:23.600 --> 01:50:25.680 To this day, it's traditioned to leave out a bowl 1991 01:50:25.760 --> 01:50:26.319 of porridge. 1992 01:50:27.079 --> 01:50:28.600 I don't know why they'd like that so much in 1993 01:50:28.680 --> 01:50:29.840 the barn for the niss On. 1994 01:50:29.920 --> 01:50:32.720 Christmas Eve, I didn't grow up on a farm, so 1995 01:50:32.840 --> 01:50:35.199 my mom had us put out a bowl in the 1996 01:50:35.279 --> 01:50:37.479 garage instead, just. 1997 01:50:37.680 --> 01:50:41.600 In case, a bowl of cold porridge. 1998 01:50:42.239 --> 01:50:42.800 Porridge. 1999 01:50:43.720 --> 01:50:48.479 So, because of the way this episode went and how 2000 01:50:48.600 --> 01:50:51.760 crazy it went, all sorts of it went all off 2001 01:50:51.840 --> 01:50:53.960 the road. We crashed and we got back in the 2002 01:50:54.039 --> 01:50:55.640 car and then we started driving again. 2003 01:50:56.199 --> 01:50:58.760 I'm gonna leaveing wheel. 2004 01:50:58.880 --> 01:50:59.960 Yes, the god fucking horror. 2005 01:51:00.079 --> 01:51:01.439 The deer jumped in front of it. 2006 01:51:01.880 --> 01:51:05.159 So we're gonna leave the I had idea to bring 2007 01:51:05.199 --> 01:51:08.359 it to a close with the idea behind why Clive 2008 01:51:08.439 --> 01:51:11.800 Barker wrote candy Man, which makes more sense to do 2009 01:51:11.920 --> 01:51:14.920 for Aaron's show anyway, because it's a horror podcast. So 2010 01:51:15.079 --> 01:51:17.119 let's bring it to the close of the last two. 2011 01:51:17.720 --> 01:51:23.680 So there's a legend revolving the collector in Russia and 2012 01:51:23.840 --> 01:51:29.119 actually has real world roots. In twenty eleven, a man 2013 01:51:29.399 --> 01:51:33.960 was apprehended in Russia after his shocking secret was discovered. 2014 01:51:34.560 --> 01:51:37.119 He liked to dig up cadavers and dress up the 2015 01:51:37.199 --> 01:51:39.880 remains to display all around his home. 2016 01:51:40.439 --> 01:51:44.439 Oh God, and ed Green type, they say that would 2017 01:51:44.479 --> 01:51:48.880 smell funky, not their dread out. Do you know who 2018 01:51:49.000 --> 01:51:49.479 ed Geen is? 2019 01:51:49.920 --> 01:51:50.279 Anyway? 2020 01:51:51.640 --> 01:51:54.920 You know, like the fucking the amount of time to 2021 01:51:55.039 --> 01:51:57.720 talk about everything. I'm sure I've heard of him before. 2022 01:51:57.960 --> 01:52:01.319 We did a whole fucking episode forget these things because 2023 01:52:01.359 --> 01:52:03.640 I listened to way too much of you. 2024 01:52:05.119 --> 01:52:10.159 Did a whole entire episode. How many did you kill? 2025 01:52:10.479 --> 01:52:13.000 I don't know, like three or four? You're not two. 2026 01:52:13.640 --> 01:52:16.640 Technically he wasn't. 2027 01:52:17.079 --> 01:52:17.720 Maybe three. 2028 01:52:18.239 --> 01:52:19.199 He's not classified. 2029 01:52:20.159 --> 01:52:22.359 But he's the person that was the Texas chance Masacer 2030 01:52:22.520 --> 01:52:26.920 was based off of because he he was essentially a 2031 01:52:27.319 --> 01:52:31.640 grave digger. He would dig up bodies. He dig up 2032 01:52:31.680 --> 01:52:36.119 bodies of like in the cemetery, freshly dugged graves. He 2033 01:52:36.159 --> 01:52:38.920 would dig up the body and then he would use 2034 01:52:39.039 --> 01:52:41.239 the skin. And it's fine, we joke so much about 2035 01:52:41.279 --> 01:52:44.199 Nazis on this show. He like loved Nazis and was 2036 01:52:44.319 --> 01:52:48.640 interested by the bitch from Buchenwald, which was this SS 2037 01:52:48.760 --> 01:52:52.000 officer that ran one of the concentration camps and she 2038 01:52:52.199 --> 01:52:54.439 used to like do things like me and Ante actual 2039 01:52:54.439 --> 01:52:56.319 talked him this way back in the day about our 2040 01:52:56.359 --> 01:52:59.199 Evil Nazis episode, and she would walk around the concentration 2041 01:52:59.319 --> 01:53:01.920 camps naked, and if you were caught looking at her, 2042 01:53:02.640 --> 01:53:05.119 you would be tortured and she would fuck the prisoners 2043 01:53:05.119 --> 01:53:05.640 and all this stuff. 2044 01:53:05.680 --> 01:53:07.720 She was like a crazy woman. 2045 01:53:08.960 --> 01:53:12.880 It sounds like, yeah, I was staring. 2046 01:53:16.039 --> 01:53:18.039 There's some of them that she would have if they 2047 01:53:18.119 --> 01:53:20.279 she walk around on purpose, well, they says, either naked 2048 01:53:20.359 --> 01:53:24.680 or scantily clothed. And if some of these, you know, 2049 01:53:24.880 --> 01:53:27.560 victims of the concentration camps, Jewish people, other people would 2050 01:53:27.600 --> 01:53:29.600 be caught looking at her, and they would some of 2051 01:53:29.640 --> 01:53:31.479 them they would just be shot the head of instantly dead, 2052 01:53:31.800 --> 01:53:32.319 just like they. 2053 01:53:32.960 --> 01:53:36.600 Yes, they don't really want to take your chances. Like 2054 01:53:40.119 --> 01:53:41.359 you know, you know, I'll clean it up. 2055 01:53:41.399 --> 01:53:44.760 We'll clean clean it up, clean, you know, cleaning clean, 2056 01:53:45.319 --> 01:53:48.159 pain total he dug up twenty nine cadavers. 2057 01:53:48.520 --> 01:53:49.760 Oh god, uh. 2058 01:53:49.880 --> 01:53:53.239 The absolute sickening event had spurred the legend of the Collector, 2059 01:53:53.279 --> 01:53:56.439 a mysterious figure who kidnaps people, slays them, and then 2060 01:53:56.479 --> 01:53:58.840 puts their money mummified remains on display. 2061 01:53:59.640 --> 01:54:01.840 The collect there is known all over the world, but. 2062 01:54:01.960 --> 01:54:05.199 Such stories are the true stories actually come from Russia. 2063 01:54:05.600 --> 01:54:08.119 This story actually has there's a big presence of that. 2064 01:54:08.199 --> 01:54:09.239 It's a real story. 2065 01:54:10.359 --> 01:54:12.119 But like I was gonna say about it again, he 2066 01:54:12.199 --> 01:54:15.279 would take body parts he made. He had a tit 2067 01:54:15.399 --> 01:54:18.039 belt and people would know this other fans. But he 2068 01:54:18.119 --> 01:54:20.720 hated a belt made out of nipples, entire belt, his 2069 01:54:20.760 --> 01:54:21.319 man of nipples. 2070 01:54:22.079 --> 01:54:23.039 Yeah he had. 2071 01:54:23.159 --> 01:54:26.279 He would put on his mom's his mom died, He 2072 01:54:26.399 --> 01:54:29.399 dug up his mom's body and then put on her skin. 2073 01:54:30.960 --> 01:54:31.720 Is that fucked up? 2074 01:54:33.279 --> 01:54:33.319 No? 2075 01:54:33.600 --> 01:54:38.800 No, interesting serial killers are or something fucking crazy? 2076 01:54:38.880 --> 01:54:39.079 He did? 2077 01:54:39.399 --> 01:54:42.199 He found They found the skulls man. 2078 01:54:42.079 --> 01:54:44.920 That he made into bowls that he is cereal out 2079 01:54:44.960 --> 01:54:49.199 of super what thee like? 2080 01:54:49.359 --> 01:54:51.359 That's why that's what gets into the title. 2081 01:54:52.239 --> 01:54:54.720 No, he technically wasn't a serial killer. It's more than 2082 01:54:54.760 --> 01:55:01.000 three victims. Very funny, but like he wasn't considered one 2083 01:55:01.079 --> 01:55:04.000 because of his acts of depravity. That's why he became 2084 01:55:04.119 --> 01:55:06.560 so well known. And that's why they based text change 2085 01:55:06.640 --> 01:55:09.560 mask off of him. Is because he would wear like 2086 01:55:09.720 --> 01:55:13.399 skin suits and ship and dance in the mirror and yeah, 2087 01:55:13.760 --> 01:55:14.319 fun times. 2088 01:55:14.439 --> 01:55:16.880 One last one body under the bed. 2089 01:55:18.760 --> 01:55:21.720 This one some urban legends turn out to be true, 2090 01:55:21.880 --> 01:55:23.279 And that's what I was gonna say that one of 2091 01:55:23.399 --> 01:55:27.000 the candy Man one is actually a true story about 2092 01:55:27.039 --> 01:55:29.239 in when you know people live in the project buildings 2093 01:55:29.279 --> 01:55:30.399 and stuff like that, and. 2094 01:55:30.640 --> 01:55:33.920 Some people being in the walls legitimate. This is a 2095 01:55:33.960 --> 01:55:35.720 true story, but this is not what we're talking about. 2096 01:55:36.760 --> 01:55:46.720 Closet coming out the closet, and I watched your rights 2097 01:55:47.680 --> 01:55:49.960 coming out of the wall. That's like Poulter guy ship. 2098 01:55:51.960 --> 01:55:55.680 That's even worse. No, it's funny. I just to quickly 2099 01:55:55.760 --> 01:55:56.039 say this. 2100 01:55:56.319 --> 01:55:57.960 I just find to finding someone brought up and it's 2101 01:55:58.000 --> 01:56:00.199 such a good point of someone said they were having 2102 01:56:00.199 --> 01:56:03.159 a good conversation with somebody who is trans or whatever, right, 2103 01:56:03.520 --> 01:56:06.119 somebody that's very far left, and because there's people not 2104 01:56:06.159 --> 01:56:07.880 all people are like that and all trans people whatever, 2105 01:56:08.800 --> 01:56:11.039 but they were so far the other way. 2106 01:56:12.239 --> 01:56:13.960 Billy's definitely got to p That's why he wants it 2107 01:56:14.000 --> 01:56:14.439 wrapped up. 2108 01:56:14.439 --> 01:56:17.239 That's why he wants wrapped up, because he's got so 2109 01:56:17.640 --> 01:56:20.119 the So they were like, I haven't this person who 2110 01:56:20.159 --> 01:56:22.119 was claim they having a good conversation with somebody that 2111 01:56:22.319 --> 01:56:24.039 was very far that way. They were getting to a 2112 01:56:24.159 --> 01:56:26.159 point and then they kept calling, well, you're only a 2113 01:56:26.279 --> 01:56:27.439 cist gendered male and. 2114 01:56:27.439 --> 01:56:29.239 They're like, no, I want you to call me a 2115 01:56:29.359 --> 01:56:30.800 real woman. I'm a woman. 2116 01:56:30.880 --> 01:56:32.560 I want you, I don't want to need these. You 2117 01:56:32.560 --> 01:56:34.399 don't even call me cis. That's not what I want 2118 01:56:34.439 --> 01:56:35.319 to be identified as. 2119 01:56:35.640 --> 01:56:38.239 And then they're like you're a fucking transphobe, had a 2120 01:56:38.319 --> 01:56:40.680 bigot and like went off, and the idea these people 2121 01:56:40.760 --> 01:56:43.439 want to be called everything. I always bring this up 2122 01:56:43.520 --> 01:56:45.920 because it's so prevalent in our society right now. They 2123 01:56:46.000 --> 01:56:49.159 want to be like catered to and called what they want. 2124 01:56:49.359 --> 01:56:57.359 But then if you asked to do the same thing, no, yeah, yeah, 2125 01:56:57.560 --> 01:56:59.079 just ignore it. 2126 01:57:00.520 --> 01:57:05.239 A vacation in couples, newlyweds, Disneyland guests all have been 2127 01:57:05.279 --> 01:57:08.960 the subject of an urban legend involving hotel occupants who 2128 01:57:09.039 --> 01:57:12.159 fell blissfully to sleep, only to wake up in an 2129 01:57:12.199 --> 01:57:15.760 awful stench coming from either under the bed or inside 2130 01:57:15.800 --> 01:57:20.720 the mattress. Closer inspection reveals that a dead body had 2131 01:57:20.760 --> 01:57:24.680 been stashed away, presumably someone that had not died of 2132 01:57:24.880 --> 01:57:29.039 natural causes. The traveling tale has been confirmed by multiple 2133 01:57:29.119 --> 01:57:32.359 times this actually has happened. At least a dozen newspaper 2134 01:57:32.439 --> 01:57:36.000 stories have detailed hotel rooms that had doubled as body 2135 01:57:36.079 --> 01:57:39.439 disposal sites. While the smell is usually apparent right away, 2136 01:57:39.800 --> 01:57:43.159 at least one couple slept auto mattress containing a body 2137 01:57:43.319 --> 01:57:48.000 in Atlantic City in nineteen ninety nine. Cases in Colorado, Florida, 2138 01:57:48.039 --> 01:57:51.159 and Virginia have also been reported. In twenty ten, guests 2139 01:57:51.279 --> 01:57:54.520 at the Budget Lodge in Memphis were horrified to discovered 2140 01:57:54.760 --> 01:57:58.239 that they had been sleeping above the body of Sony Millbrook, 2141 01:57:58.359 --> 01:58:02.159 a missing person. Brook softener had been stuffed in the 2142 01:58:02.319 --> 01:58:05.359 ceiling ties to try to mask the smell. At least 2143 01:58:05.479 --> 01:58:09.600 three other occupants have rented the room since mill Brooks disappearance. 2144 01:58:09.880 --> 01:58:14.399 A court eventually convicted Millbrook's boyfriend of the crime, and 2145 01:58:14.560 --> 01:58:15.600 theff fucked. 2146 01:58:15.319 --> 01:58:18.279 Up wows anymore? 2147 01:58:18.720 --> 01:58:19.359 Lenything about that? 2148 01:58:19.399 --> 01:58:21.600 Bread? What I think about that, I'm thinking about never 2149 01:58:21.880 --> 01:58:22.640 a hotel ever again. 2150 01:58:22.840 --> 01:58:25.720 Motel is probably a lot ones. You're not going to 2151 01:58:25.760 --> 01:58:26.159 get that out of it. 2152 01:58:26.319 --> 01:58:28.880 That's fucking That is crazy. That's a ended on a 2153 01:58:28.960 --> 01:58:32.319 true urban legend. That's fucking crazy that even has happened 2154 01:58:32.560 --> 01:58:35.479 to people where you've slept on top. 2155 01:58:35.319 --> 01:58:38.720 Of a dead person. Yeah, that wouldn't be Okay, that's 2156 01:58:38.760 --> 01:58:39.840 what we call a starfish. 2157 01:58:40.239 --> 01:58:43.399 Ladies and gentlemen, all right, well bring it. 2158 01:58:46.239 --> 01:58:48.680 For I'm sure he'll come up here at some point. 2159 01:58:49.000 --> 01:58:52.119 But uh for all the fans, uh we do. We're 2160 01:58:52.159 --> 01:58:54.760 doing something different. We're chilling at a bar. We're filming 2161 01:58:54.800 --> 01:58:57.479 literally on my phone for the video and stuff. Like 2162 01:58:57.520 --> 01:59:00.720 that because all the equipment here. So there has been 2163 01:59:00.920 --> 01:59:03.680 some mistakes made and they will be edited prior to 2164 01:59:04.399 --> 01:59:07.359 But I hope you guys did enjoy this kind of 2165 01:59:07.600 --> 01:59:13.159 Shenanigan's style episode because I figured that's what that's what 2166 01:59:13.279 --> 01:59:15.039 it would have been. I figured it was going to 2167 01:59:15.119 --> 01:59:17.399 be this much that I think it would get so 2168 01:59:17.640 --> 01:59:21.359 far off the rails that now it's detached in Ohio 2169 01:59:21.479 --> 01:59:23.520 and there's a lot of people complaining about a weird smell. 2170 01:59:23.680 --> 01:59:27.319 No, but we still got to this point, you know. 2171 01:59:27.800 --> 01:59:32.560 So, yeah, there's a there's real and a real urban legend, Billy, 2172 01:59:32.560 --> 01:59:35.680 because you were a Pippean. I know, I know, I hear. 2173 01:59:37.880 --> 01:59:37.920 That. 2174 01:59:38.359 --> 01:59:41.520 There's there's real stories of people have actually slept on 2175 01:59:41.640 --> 01:59:43.920 top of a dead body being under the bed, or 2176 01:59:43.960 --> 01:59:46.760 there was a story in nineteen ninety nine in Lank 2177 01:59:46.840 --> 01:59:48.840 City where somebody slept on top of a body there's 2178 01:59:48.840 --> 01:59:49.800 inside of a mattress. 2179 01:59:52.039 --> 01:59:56.800 Good fantastic, Listen, I do that every night. 2180 01:59:56.880 --> 01:59:58.239 My girlfriend is already dead. 2181 01:59:59.680 --> 02:00:04.359 She's a she's alive. You'll meet her. She's real making 2182 02:00:04.399 --> 02:00:04.680 it up. 2183 02:00:05.520 --> 02:00:13.920 It's funny because all right, everybody, very luck. 2184 02:00:15.399 --> 02:00:19.159 You meet her shop she's just staring at me. In 2185 02:00:19.199 --> 02:00:26.000 the corner. She had that up. Come home with me 2186 02:00:27.319 --> 02:00:28.359 anyways later. 2187 02:00:28.800 --> 02:00:31.279 All right, Billy's done. I mean the episode is done 2188 02:00:31.319 --> 02:00:36.720 because took off his hat. He's going back to your shift. 2189 02:00:37.000 --> 02:00:37.119 Uh. 2190 02:00:40.640 --> 02:00:43.359 All right, we hope you guys enjoyed this episode. 2191 02:00:43.359 --> 02:00:45.319 Obviously to support us to go to the Patreon by 2192 02:00:45.399 --> 02:00:47.479 merch all that kind of fun stuff. Check out my 2193 02:00:47.600 --> 02:00:50.279 music and Billy's music on Spotify, these guys. 2194 02:00:50.359 --> 02:00:54.399 That's funny. I searched today. It's your Spotify all my music, 2195 02:00:57.000 --> 02:01:00.640 so I know the ratings go on it. I don't Spotify. 2196 02:01:00.880 --> 02:01:03.359 It shows. It shows the most popular. None of us 2197 02:01:03.399 --> 02:01:07.079 have service. Well one song because I think of I 2198 02:01:07.199 --> 02:01:10.720 do and I'm with Freedom. I got service set. Wow, 2199 02:01:14.439 --> 02:01:16.439 I'm with Bell and it's worse. 2200 02:01:17.319 --> 02:01:20.920 Billy's popular song is blue Balls because he has blue balls. 2201 02:01:20.960 --> 02:01:22.560 He knows a song called blue balls. 2202 02:01:22.640 --> 02:01:23.960 He made a song about me. 2203 02:01:25.479 --> 02:01:29.199 All right, wait, hold on, you finish it. 2204 02:01:29.840 --> 02:01:33.159 I just want to say, everybody lick each other's assholes. 2205 02:01:33.159 --> 02:01:35.279 I don't give a ship. Let's try to human centipede. 2206 02:01:35.479 --> 02:01:39.039 We'll start from scumtown brandf and Ontario and we'll leap down. 2207 02:01:42.439 --> 02:01:44.880 No, I said, remember, take nothing serious. 2208 02:01:44.840 --> 02:01:47.319 Take nothing seriously, because nothing has been serious. 2209 02:01:47.920 --> 02:01:52.880 Anyone who took anything seriously is not listening. Promise, don't 2210 02:01:52.920 --> 02:01:54.560 take anything yellow. 2211 02:01:54.560 --> 02:01:57.239 I was yelled at the radios, and it's like, who 2212 02:01:57.399 --> 02:02:01.800 listens to a radio? Welcome back to the old time 2213 02:02:01.840 --> 02:02:05.720 of radio. I'm working a funk off. I said, we're 2214 02:02:05.760 --> 02:02:07.359 gonna follow the horse races today. 2215 02:02:30.840 --> 02:02:30.880 H