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Speaker 2: This is something a little different.
Speaker 7: Might we say, uh, we're gonna do this is kind
Speaker 7: of a fun special. I suggest people check out the YouTube.
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Speaker 7: And as you can tell, the my quality is different
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Speaker 3: As everyone knows, I'm Brett, the man of many tastes
Speaker 3: and obviously man of many big cigar.
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Speaker 5: Sparks gotches long and like it looks like it looks
Speaker 5: like a really looks like a really straight turd. Mm
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Speaker 7: familiar voice.
Speaker 2: That's Bilbo. Bilbo fagins Bilbo.
Speaker 5: I think you're gonna have fun today.
Speaker 8: And then so I heard your third appearance, goody so destroyer.
Speaker 5: I don't destroy anything. I don't know where this comes from.
Speaker 9: Single anything you destroy ego.
Speaker 5: Oh god, I was just I was like, that was
Speaker 5: just a little.
Speaker 2: Bit by how have you been singlefore?
Speaker 5: Ah? Holy moly, ke Okay, you didn't know. I don't
Speaker 5: hold it against.
Speaker 2: So this is gonna be a bunch of Shenanigans.
Speaker 7: I'm sure the idea is to be really fun and
Speaker 7: have all of us together to do something a little special. Obviously,
Speaker 7: if Aaron from Ireland could be here, that would be
Speaker 7: the full group. It would be pretty awesome. But uh,
Speaker 7: let's get into some urban legends, so the true fans
Speaker 7: will cover with to me and Billy of talking about
Speaker 7: urban legends a couple of times.
Speaker 5: That was our very first episode.
Speaker 7: Yeah, one of the very first episodes of every Day
Speaker 7: was Urban Legends. And now it's on the Patreon so
Speaker 7: you can get that ship. And for the guy that
Speaker 7: yelled at me about the richer Ramirez episode, uh, it's
Speaker 7: now on the Patreon, so you have to pay for it.
Speaker 7: But on the original episodes are on there. But there's
Speaker 7: also what the we did one episode called Urban Legends
Speaker 7: killer Clowns and skin Skin Shoes. I think, yeah, they
Speaker 7: made shoes at skin. That's ancestors probably know a lot
Speaker 7: about that. Don't step on the cracks or you'll fall
Speaker 7: and break your back. Many children found this particular rhyme
Speaker 7: convincing enough to dance across sidewalks for the majority of
Speaker 7: their childhood until enough missteps convince them that their back
Speaker 7: was unsafe from superstition. Urban legends can be unforgiving. There
Speaker 7: are horrible and horrific urban legends of the supernatural nature.
Speaker 7: There are those are founded in innate distrust for from
Speaker 7: political forces that turn out to be true most times.
Speaker 7: You know, don't trust the government. Uh. Some urban legends
Speaker 7: last the test of time, while others disappear overnight. Whether
Speaker 7: the source, the cause, or the interpretation, all urban legends
Speaker 7: share one core truth. They are compelling enough to share.
Speaker 7: I want everyone to what is your What was the
Speaker 7: first urban legend that you've.
Speaker 2: Ever heard of?
Speaker 5: The Bible? The he will pee on you.
Speaker 10: Yeah, but definitely know like the the don't step.
Speaker 5: On the crack or you'll fall and break your back.
Speaker 2: You have bloody mary. Did they ever scary about that?
Speaker 7: I heard it?
Speaker 5: Honestly, No, no, because I tried it one time and
Speaker 5: nothing happened. You know, you're saying that's what happened, wasn't it?
Speaker 5: Breaks y? Yeah, it was actually, but like.
Speaker 11: The one day I looked at one day, I looked
Speaker 11: at my mom like she said that to me or something,
Speaker 11: and then I stepped on the crack. And like she was, like,
Speaker 11: that was rude, kid.
Speaker 2: Brett will go to you next. What's the first urban
Speaker 2: legend you probably heard of?
Speaker 3: M there's probably alligators in the sewers or problem, that's sure.
Speaker 7: I'm not sure they say it wasn't true, but there
Speaker 7: is a lot of stories about people flushing their animals
Speaker 7: down the toilet.
Speaker 12: Yeah, but that's a goldfish, mixed beers, boners. Come on
Speaker 12: down to the Ford Dealership. We get you, get up
Speaker 12: with the guarantee you to satisfy you and your gay
Speaker 12: lover a. I was gonna say, who needs a wife?
Speaker 5: The only thing thicker than our cigars.
Speaker 7: So it turns out, turn down the lights and get comfortable.
Speaker 7: Uncomfortable and let's begin our tour into the world's darkest
Speaker 7: urban legends. And let's start in Canada and Newfoundland and
Speaker 7: Labrador along in the welcoming community of hospitality in the
Speaker 7: region that is known for you can also find stories
Speaker 7: of the paranormal. One strange tale centers around Julie's Harbor,
Speaker 7: resettled community near Triton. If Birch butchered that, I don't care.
Speaker 7: According to skipper Mike Rogers of Badger Bay Boat Tours,
Speaker 7: the community is home to some not some stories not
Speaker 7: of this realm, and as Newfoundland and Labrador tourism, I
Speaker 7: don't know, I got I say altogether uh eerily puts it.
Speaker 7: The only way there is by boat, snowmobile or a TV,
Speaker 7: which means the only way to leave a spooky encounter is.
Speaker 2: The same way.
Speaker 7: And according to the tourism center.
Speaker 4: The only way to get there is the only way
Speaker 4: is by water, snow or land.
Speaker 5: The one way that you can get to this place.
Speaker 5: You can't drive, ohr walk, yes, well particular boat. The
Speaker 5: goblins will stop you if you're doing anything else.
Speaker 2: According to the tourist Center.
Speaker 7: Julius Harbor is named after a woman who drowned and
Speaker 7: was now known as Julia Harbor's Pond. So she drowned
Speaker 7: in some pond near the harbor.
Speaker 5: Well, how she.
Speaker 2: Died isn't known.
Speaker 7: It is said that the spirit has been felt in
Speaker 7: the area since her death, further adding to the eerieness.
Speaker 7: The eeriness of the harbor and all that you'll find
Speaker 7: left is the community is a large graves yard full
Speaker 7: of headstones of entire families dating back to the eighteenth century.
Speaker 7: So visitors to the harbor have kind of bone chilling
Speaker 7: tales of hearing sounds of children's laughter. So don't give
Speaker 7: me your child's laugh.
Speaker 2: Okay, that was crazy.
Speaker 5: I don't know what sounds terrible?
Speaker 3: Sound like a joker.
Speaker 5: You hear a lot of children.
Speaker 3: You think I have the ability to make this sound
Speaker 3: of a child? Do you have any idea? Fucking mainly.
Speaker 2: So Jesus, So.
Speaker 5: You gotta say like a word, ah crown, I just
Speaker 5: sound like an old lady.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 5: My impression abilities.
Speaker 3: Aren't there tonight normally?
Speaker 13: Are?
Speaker 5: I know? I can still rock March Simpson.
Speaker 2: That's Michael.
Speaker 11: So, that's Michael Jackson on a broken record. It's been
Speaker 11: a long time as I've heard a child laugh. I
Speaker 11: can't even think.
Speaker 7: I can't what a world we live in? So obviously
Speaker 7: despied out alone? You hear voices calling from the woods.
Speaker 2: Do you know what?
Speaker 7: Do you know what supposedly Bigfoot? Since we were talking
Speaker 7: about him earlier, you know you know what supposed to
Speaker 7: be the sound big Foot makes? No, you always think
Speaker 7: it's a terrictor? Yeah, that too off the woods. I
Speaker 7: want to tell we were sitting at a bar silking. That's
Speaker 7: funny is he makes like a whooping sound.
Speaker 5: Off the mic like a monkey. He's like.
Speaker 2: It's weird and also.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so the idea is that he also like hits
Speaker 7: things off trees, So like, if you like hit a
Speaker 7: stick off a tree three times, he will mimic that
Speaker 7: same sound.
Speaker 5: Oh I know what I'm doing next time I'm out
Speaker 5: for a nature walk play you're on mushrooms and I'm
Speaker 5: just gonna start whacking a tree and go.
Speaker 3: And that's some other big foot enthusias is gonna out
Speaker 3: of the wood works, Like I.
Speaker 5: Hear one on Oh God, help anybody that's nearby. I'm
Speaker 5: gonna run out with a bunch of hair tape.
Speaker 2: It's fine.
Speaker 3: It's a really free.
Speaker 7: Head before you're gonna have to do that on breast property,
Speaker 7: like one late night.
Speaker 5: I will hunt him.
Speaker 2: If it bleeds, we can kill it.
Speaker 5: I saw you're bled, so yeah, wait, if you knew
Speaker 5: it was me, you'd still meaning asshole.
Speaker 3: I just gimp you a little bit, okay.
Speaker 7: One story even tells of an apparition scene floating through
Speaker 7: the wall through the walls of the single house left
Speaker 7: in Julie's harbor.
Speaker 5: Uh, would you brave, be brave?
Speaker 2: But would you be brave enough to stay.
Speaker 3: The night would Yeah, no, really, no, man, my poor
Speaker 3: fridge again though.
Speaker 14: We went from don't step on the crack or you'll
Speaker 14: fall and break your back to yeh, his ghosts in
Speaker 14: his house, this house is clean.
Speaker 5: I'm boring of a podcast. We just stayed on don't
Speaker 5: step on a crack though.
Speaker 4: We just talked about that for an hour and a half.
Speaker 5: No, no, it was I was gonna say, you want
Speaker 5: to know about the Bath game? The Bath game?
Speaker 4: What I was gonna say, You're gonna say something towards
Speaker 4: me and some sort of of what I do in
Speaker 4: the bath.
Speaker 5: His breath, that's not his hand on my hand though.
Speaker 7: The Bath Game formerly known as druma Sam. How would
Speaker 7: you dremussan? I think it is a Japanese John. The
Speaker 7: Japanese have a lot of weird stuff going on. There
Speaker 7: a lot of.
Speaker 2: Weird folklore and weird creatures.
Speaker 5: There was a fan like they could say the same
Speaker 5: about us.
Speaker 7: Probably there's a fan that wanted us to do an
Speaker 7: episode about there's a this but whole creature. There's just
Speaker 7: there's there's a Japanese creature that has like.
Speaker 5: A butthole face. Wow. Yeah, like and this is like
Speaker 5: like something that was the guise of a human face.
Speaker 7: It looks like this gnarly ass like weird resident evil character.
Speaker 3: The Japanese are obsessed with butholes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they cleanse. I would love a bod day.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I would love that's French.
Speaker 15: Day, but.
Speaker 5: Do it in but it's not. It's French.
Speaker 3: It's gotta be French, French twisted.
Speaker 16: We're just talking about using people are fresh like.
Speaker 5: Time.
Speaker 2: So this let's talk about this game.
Speaker 7: It's an old game, summoning a ghost from a bathtub
Speaker 7: that follows you all day the lighter So we're gonna
Speaker 7: get in the whole practices of how to do this.
Speaker 7: But so it's an old game, right you know you're
Speaker 7: When you're playing durham Son, you can can result.
Speaker 2: Bad things happen you, even death.
Speaker 7: Starting the game, before you go to bed, take off
Speaker 7: all your clothes, enter the bathtub, fill up the tub,
Speaker 7: and turn out the lights. Going sit in the middle
Speaker 7: of the bathtub while facing the faucet, slash tap, close
Speaker 7: your eyes and wash your hair. This is like fucking
Speaker 7: the grin.
Speaker 5: It doesn't work that I do that every night. That's
Speaker 5: how I go to bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but cries not involved.
Speaker 5: Oh you can't cry it Okay, sorry, carry on, I'm
Speaker 5: not doing that.
Speaker 2: As you wash your hair.
Speaker 5: Bathroom.
Speaker 7: As you wash your hair, you should repeat these words
Speaker 7: durham Us Sand, durham Us Sam, durham Sam fell down,
Speaker 7: dorms Sam fell down. Do not up repeating this until
Speaker 7: you finish washing your hair. Your eyes must remain shut.
Speaker 7: I dare any fucking listener to try to do this.
Speaker 7: As you wash your hair, you picture a Japanese woman
Speaker 7: standing in the bathtub cleaning your feet.
Speaker 17: At that part was okay, this is getting personal.
Speaker 7: No, just standing in the bathtub, she will slip and
Speaker 7: fall on a rusty tap, gouging her eye out.
Speaker 5: Killing her Yes. Or do you get to actually watch that?
Speaker 2: You get to envision it? Think about it?
Speaker 4: No, you think like after the vision, she's there and
Speaker 4: then you open your eyes and then she does it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe you will.
Speaker 7: You will hear the sound coming from behind you, or
Speaker 7: feel a movement in the bath Do not turn around
Speaker 7: or peak. Don't peak, don't don't peak. You you finally
Speaker 7: summon the ghost. You will feel her present as she
Speaker 7: presentence as she emerges out of the bathtub, asking out loudly.
Speaker 5: Why didn't you fall into the bathtub.
Speaker 7: That's why you supposed to ask that. There's a scream
Speaker 7: out loud at her.
Speaker 5: Why did you fall into the bath Why did you follow?
Speaker 5: What are you doing?
Speaker 7: The woman is a ghostly figure that will follow you
Speaker 7: all day. She wears tattered and stained white clothes with
Speaker 7: black hair. She only has one eye. Her left eye
Speaker 7: is wide open and bloodshot. Her right eye is missing,
Speaker 7: just leaving a bloody hollow socket. Okay, so then when
Speaker 7: you wake up, gone.
Speaker 18: To get into the games the opening credits, we haven't
Speaker 18: even touched.
Speaker 7: When he wakes up in the morning, the game will begin.
Speaker 7: When you wake up in the morning. You like that
Speaker 7: the game will begin? I didn't say, but I assume so,
Speaker 7: because maybe.
Speaker 19: She's gonna soak in in the to What were you doing?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 2: Your day will begin.
Speaker 7: Normal until you feel the presence of the one eyed
Speaker 7: woman glancing over your shoulder.
Speaker 2: She's getting glance that well, when you turn around.
Speaker 5: She will not be there.
Speaker 7: She will get closer and closer as your day goes on.
Speaker 2: Do not let her catch you.
Speaker 7: If the one eyed Woman is getting too close, you
Speaker 7: sholt tom morare, which means stop to Italian, which then
Speaker 7: then run away fast. You scream this and then your
Speaker 7: fucking book it uh and then this will give you
Speaker 7: some distance between you and the woman. You must end
Speaker 7: the game before midnight, or she will keep stocking you
Speaker 7: until she appears in your dreams and kills you like Freddy.
Speaker 5: So And in the game.
Speaker 7: The end of the game, you must catch a glimpse
Speaker 7: of the one eyed woman and shout Kita, kita.
Speaker 5: This is too many words, the words games. I cut
Speaker 5: you loose.
Speaker 7: I guess it's crazy, Like one word in Japan is
Speaker 7: like fucking three words, four words. I cut you, I
Speaker 7: cut you loose, so cut you loose.
Speaker 4: This is sorry a game, this is this is for
Speaker 4: a game. This is a game like people just do
Speaker 4: for fun. This is a child's Okay, you played bloody, don't.
Speaker 5: Are you so desensitized from TikTok? Something more real.
Speaker 7: And the only bloody right away from it, the only
Speaker 7: bloody marys is when he said that. I was like,
Speaker 7: I was like this period name Mary.
Speaker 5: Did you earn your red wings? The tonight.
Speaker 7: Hasn't done that, That's true, It's disgusting, smells like old pennies. Yeah,
Speaker 7: fucking crazy. So yeah, this game keeps going on you know,
Speaker 7: so you gotta gotta I will cut you loose while
Speaker 7: swinging your arms shopping motion, So you gotta be like
Speaker 7: Kita Qita, like like you're in a chopping motion to
Speaker 7: cut her loose.
Speaker 3: How many children have died?
Speaker 7: Have you ever seen that that clip of that white
Speaker 7: lady being like, I want to be Ninja and it's like.
Speaker 2: Super super racial.
Speaker 5: Chop shop.
Speaker 2: And it's like obviously.
Speaker 7: Blatantly like racist, and she's like maybe I am in
Speaker 7: Ninja now, and it's just like and when it turns
Speaker 7: the camera a bunch of Asian people watching this blonde
Speaker 7: white lady do this very racist satirical song.
Speaker 9: This sounds sounds like it just sounds like that's what
Speaker 9: it sounds like, kind.
Speaker 7: Of yeah, chop chop, So you chop chop, chop chop,
Speaker 7: and then the game will end and the one eyed
Speaker 7: woman won't follow you you anymore. So here's the rules.
Speaker 4: Oh and there's rules. It's not just you die if
Speaker 4: you don't do it right, but there's also socke this bitch, Wait,
Speaker 4: what if she comes into your dream? Do you like
Speaker 4: have to satisfy or what's up? She kills you?
Speaker 3: She like you can't course her towards something more penis.
Speaker 5: And what if you're really really really good.
Speaker 20: Looking, don't worry. I don't have that problem. Ye better
Speaker 20: say sorry. That was uncalled for.
Speaker 3: Rule I like it.
Speaker 7: Do you not open your eyes when the ghost first appears,
Speaker 7: as we and will know when a guy is coming.
Speaker 2: Do not let one the one eyed woman, the one
Speaker 2: eyed woman.
Speaker 7: Do not let the one eyed woman trip when you
Speaker 7: leave the bathtub.
Speaker 2: I don't always say how that works. So she appears,
Speaker 2: you see her, she.
Speaker 7: Follows you, and then you got to make sure that
Speaker 7: she doesn't fall out of the bathtub when you leave
Speaker 7: the basketub.
Speaker 5: Sorry, we're all dying. That's a woman knows a man's coming. Yeah,
Speaker 5: her eyes roll back. They look like the mutant from
Speaker 5: Stranger Things. I never want to see my face.
Speaker 7: Man, I was talking about when you's face, she needs
Speaker 7: to close her eyes.
Speaker 2: She got to keep him shut.
Speaker 5: You can't. There's a socket missing.
Speaker 2: You come inside the socket.
Speaker 5: He's like, I feel like that's disrespectful.
Speaker 17: Somehow lost that brutal accident that from a frost from
Speaker 17: hitting a fos So do not and do not ever
Speaker 17: re enter the bathroom after you leave.
Speaker 5: You can't ever go back. Shower twelve hours. Oh yeah, alright,
Speaker 5: so what happens to you?
Speaker 7: You can't ship, you can't kill you holding that poop
Speaker 7: and that poop monster comes the butt whole monster you come.
Speaker 2: We'll do an episode.
Speaker 5: Jack is a monster. Oh you mean that guy. I
Speaker 5: thought you're saying.
Speaker 7: This guy sent me a picture of what it looks like.
Speaker 7: It's just this weird nar you resident evil fut character.
Speaker 5: Japan sounds like a terrible place.
Speaker 7: Well, the age of concent is thirteen, That's what we
Speaker 7: were saying. It's sucking a bit strange. So do not
Speaker 7: drain the top until morning. There's your question. Don't drain
Speaker 7: the top until morning and she's gone. Do not let
Speaker 7: the one eye will then catch you. The game is
Speaker 7: very dang risk. If it can kill you when you
Speaker 7: get out of the bathtub. It's important to play with caution,
Speaker 7: very strange.
Speaker 4: Play with caution is like, I don't know, like a
Speaker 4: fucking drinking game, not like a like you're eight years
Speaker 4: old and you might be summoning your death.
Speaker 7: If anyone wants to do this and film themselves, I
Speaker 7: will send you the the the instructions. But you have
Speaker 7: to be a good looking woman with big boobs and
Speaker 7: you have.
Speaker 21: To show us the goods, like, yeah, you're gonna get
Speaker 21: some trouble.
Speaker 5: You want to go to do you want to go
Speaker 5: to India?
Speaker 3: I can't go to India. It's not allowed there anymore.
Speaker 7: I'm not allowed there anymore because you fucked an Indian woman.
Speaker 3: No, because India has a band on Canadian citizens visiting.
Speaker 5: That's right, yeah yeah yeah because what yeah for what?
Speaker 5: Because truehead? What do you mean ship that's going on?
Speaker 5: We'd let them in millions visit? We can't exchange. Okay,
Speaker 5: what's going on?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 19: So essentially what happened a seak guy was that was
Speaker 19: that became a Canadian.
Speaker 3: He was full, he did the whole system, he went
Speaker 3: through it. He just and no, he was killed on
Speaker 3: Canadian soil. And apparently he did something that was like
Speaker 3: insanely disrespectful. And then who another uh, an Indian? Another
Speaker 3: guy that was that was Hindi. I guess, and I guess,
Speaker 3: like that's okay to do in India, but we condemned
Speaker 3: that here because that's called murder. And they're they're like no,
Speaker 3: and so they're like back and forth. India's like up
Speaker 3: yours to like all Canadians that want to visit with
Speaker 3: a work visa there or any type of visa visiting. Wow,
Speaker 3: you can't When did that happen? Reason on the mood,
Speaker 3: like news wasn't it. It's beyond like you know, R
Speaker 3: s n P dying people dying and band from bear
Speaker 3: types and stuff like that. That was slipped right.
Speaker 19: Yeah, so where did the seeking the hind guy?
Speaker 3: No idea, no idea?
Speaker 5: Was it, Milton?
Speaker 3: They could have been who does me? But yeah, as
Speaker 3: far as meeting my you know, girlfriend's parents, I'm like,
Speaker 3: that's out the windows, out the window.
Speaker 5: So wow, that's insane. Yeah, ship, they're probably also pretty mad.
Speaker 3: We're taking a lot of the people run correction, we're
Speaker 3: taking the cream in the crop.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 3: You're taking the ones that have money. Yeah, and then
Speaker 3: we're gonna boot them. Drive for the system.
Speaker 4: Come here and you don't have the Canadian dreams if
Speaker 4: you come here as an immigrant like you're you're are
Speaker 4: top ship, like you've beat the system in your own
Speaker 4: fucking country and you like.
Speaker 2: Future dictatorship, have fun.
Speaker 3: Well one dictat for next. This want a nice little
Speaker 3: great people.
Speaker 5: A lot of them are going back now.
Speaker 7: Yeah, really there is a large amount of immigrants that
Speaker 7: are leaving because I can't afford to live in this
Speaker 7: fucking communist, fascistic, fucking country.
Speaker 3: Indian taking back.
Speaker 5: No problems jab then no very love. I love them.
Speaker 5: They're wonderful people.
Speaker 3: They are nice. They're so nice to me. I know,
Speaker 3: it's very.
Speaker 5: It's like nice, nice smiles friends. Pussy.
Speaker 7: Does it tastes like curry?
Speaker 5: Of course it does.
Speaker 3: Questions.
Speaker 7: So we're gonna go to uh to India. We go
Speaker 7: to dow Dow Hill Forest. Uh you should ask ask
Speaker 7: you a woman about this. Sometimes Dow Hill Forest d
Speaker 7: o w okay?
Speaker 3: Well part of India, there's like twenty five.
Speaker 2: In front of me.
Speaker 7: Forests have been a great place of interest in fairy tales.
Speaker 7: You know, everyone loves a good fairy tale, you know,
Speaker 7: living in a free country, and for good reasons. Every moment,
Speaker 7: I know, we're trying trying, We're trying to cut out
Speaker 7: the political ship on the show, at least for some topics.
Speaker 2: But this is kind of sitting at the ball. We're
Speaker 2: here to have fun.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 2: No more government.
Speaker 4: Legends, political everything you talking about any urban legends is
Speaker 4: not gay.
Speaker 5: That's not right.
Speaker 3: We know he's gay.
Speaker 2: Cocaine downhill he so when is that too? So when
Speaker 2: he went to.
Speaker 7: India, right, you know how he said that he's playing
Speaker 7: couldn't get back here.
Speaker 5: But I am so out of tune with all this ship.
Speaker 3: That's what happens you hang out and other people's I
Speaker 3: was like, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, Les.
Speaker 7: There's a joke that I made way back in the
Speaker 7: day that I found him in skid row in Vancouver
Speaker 7: and cleaned him up on the podcast because he that
Speaker 7: he came from out west when he first came on
Speaker 7: the show.
Speaker 3: That's how you told me how you guys became friends
Speaker 3: and rehab together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 5: So rehab.
Speaker 4: Is going I'm not happy and I'm not happy to
Speaker 4: be happy together.
Speaker 5: Cooking this chicken is depressed.
Speaker 7: And then we proceeded to fuck the chicken and then
Speaker 7: we're still cooking my surf. So, uh, it's not because
Speaker 7: we're recording this essentially a Thanksgiving weekend gravy. Think of
Speaker 7: us creamy gravy. So Trudeau's playing like he got stuck
Speaker 7: supposedly in India for a bit because he's playing at
Speaker 7: and like it was down in maintenance or something like that.
Speaker 7: Then it comes out. There's a pretty credible rumor that
Speaker 7: when he went there and they always, like normal countries,
Speaker 7: they have sniffing sniff dogs and ship like that, Compley
Speaker 7: searched the place in case and I heard that I
Speaker 7: was supposed to be like coke everywhere, that the dogs
Speaker 7: are freaking out, that it was like top to bottom
Speaker 7: there was like coke and traces of coke all over
Speaker 7: the fucking plane. And then so there's theories that he
Speaker 7: didn't make it to a couple of the G seven
Speaker 7: like meeting stuff that they were doing in India, and
Speaker 7: people think because there is a rumor I heard that
Speaker 7: he actually owed he was o ding, which I hopefully
Speaker 7: didn't kill him. That's fucking shitty. But there's the idea
Speaker 7: that he was just like, where did you get this news?
Speaker 7: Indian India? We have propaganda you heard from India's actual
Speaker 7: news reported this a couple of the news stations.
Speaker 5: Where did you see this? Because we have the whole
Speaker 5: thing now that.
Speaker 7: I have a VPN, so I actually get to access
Speaker 7: the news because I choose to pay twelve dollars and
Speaker 7: by to fucking access they the fucking Instagram.
Speaker 2: They think I'm in the United Kingdom.
Speaker 7: You don't know think I'm a fucking British even it's
Speaker 7: like Strange Brew podcast on my Instagram is located in
Speaker 7: the United Kingdom. I was like, turn that off. We're
Speaker 7: supposed to be Canadian. But so obviously forrests have been
Speaker 7: places of great interest. Well, the Strange.
Speaker 5: Brew I'm sure changing.
Speaker 7: I'm British, Okay, I got an all asked teeth and
Speaker 7: I don't do the bag of accent.
Speaker 5: That's very good.
Speaker 7: Forrests have been places of great interest in fairy tales
Speaker 7: for a good reason. Downhill Syndrome forest in in Churis Song,
Speaker 7: I don't know, Cured Song, India.
Speaker 21: Articles with less difficult works to pronounce taken either. We're
Speaker 21: reading this for the found I was kidding.
Speaker 7: Dow Hail Forest, we are kidding.
Speaker 2: Everybody, calm down.
Speaker 7: Dow Hill Forest in curR Song, India is a great
Speaker 7: example of that. It has confirmed tragedies given the paranormal
Speaker 7: and UH and the explanations back in the day. I
Speaker 7: think it's on the Patreon. If it not, it will
Speaker 7: be because it's taken off. The main show is Me
Speaker 7: and Billy did a We did a Haunted Forest episode
Speaker 7: and that was before you went out East. No, that's
Speaker 7: the one where you you fucking remember we had When
Speaker 7: we used to start recording this, it was like every Friday,
Speaker 7: This Friday, I get the booze. Next Friday, he gets
Speaker 7: the booze. And we would do that back and forth,
Speaker 7: right like kind of thing. And then the one he
Speaker 7: was supposed to get the booze and he was hit
Speaker 7: a rock and he showed up knocking on the door
Speaker 7: and he brought a beer each a tall boy and
Speaker 7: then a mickey of like whiskey or whatever. Yeah, I
Speaker 7: think it was twenty six or and then he knocks
Speaker 7: my door. I'm all fucking stoked to get this going
Speaker 7: and ship like he's gonna leave soon. And then uh,
Speaker 7: he's like I answered the door, and he's like holding
Speaker 7: the fucking just the handle, just the spout of what
Speaker 7: you call it, the fucking at the top of the bottle,
Speaker 7: and being like that this is what's left. It was like,
Speaker 7: I think I have two beers that are not fucking obliterated.
Speaker 7: He like ate ship, and this is when we feel
Speaker 7: I record this episode and it was funny, but we
Speaker 7: weren't drunk, and we were like and then we just
Speaker 7: went to the bar after were like, fuck this, let's
Speaker 7: fucking stop.
Speaker 2: Recording and go to the bar.
Speaker 5: We need to get drunk.
Speaker 7: So many many tragedies happen in forests, like the suicide
Speaker 7: Force in Japan might be its own episode at some point,
Speaker 7: and many murders have happened in this forest because Cord
Speaker 7: and Brett. Indian people like the sword fight and they
Speaker 7: get into scuffles.
Speaker 5: That's the one that YouTube video in.
Speaker 14: Yeah, cooler toolt daggers.
Speaker 3: That's a civilization.
Speaker 5: Of like like, oh, you're talking about like.
Speaker 3: Actual in the streets.
Speaker 5: Sorry, no, no, they'll they'll delim each other and kill
Speaker 5: each other.
Speaker 20: No.
Speaker 5: I just thought we were just like bashing dicks around.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's good.
Speaker 5: That sounds fun. We didn't get to the next party.
Speaker 4: Sword fight in the streets, that's like, I don't like
Speaker 4: you pull your dagger sounds that's not the same the
Speaker 4: same place.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm sure they're sorifight there sor they have AK
Speaker 3: forty sevens. I'm sure they're SWORDI fighting them.
Speaker 7: But those fucking they don't do it fancy style. Man,
Speaker 7: They're like tingting tinting. They have those like really long
Speaker 7: swords that like just sts to like fucking cut them
Speaker 7: in half. Whoever, whoever's the first to like get their
Speaker 7: arm down or the completely. So, yeah, there's all these
Speaker 7: weird stuff happening in this forest. Many murders have happened here,
Speaker 7: or some say the dead.
Speaker 2: Still roam the forest.
Speaker 7: A popular legend revolves around followed by a headless boy,
Speaker 7: and if you're not lucky, he will never stop.
Speaker 5: Well that's shitty. I mean, he's just a groa.
Speaker 2: This headless boy roams and follows you everywhere.
Speaker 5: He can't see. He's got his chicken. He's like this.
Speaker 7: It's like he feels the walls and stuff. So I'll
Speaker 7: get you a bench. That's why he always is at bay.
Speaker 4: But they have I wonder, I wonder how they do that?
Speaker 4: Do you guys know, I'm assuming you out of anyone.
Speaker 5: Do you know how a chicken like knows where it's
Speaker 5: going after the head gets stopped tough, it just kind
Speaker 5: of runs in circles. It doesn't I'll chase you. The
Speaker 5: only reason I know that because it chase my mom.
Speaker 3: I have no idea.
Speaker 5: I've never seen that.
Speaker 3: It was just pure luck.
Speaker 5: Run around for a little.
Speaker 7: While and then yeah, it's because like it's the whole
Speaker 7: idea you were if you get guillotined, like your fucking
Speaker 7: head chopped off.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 7: They've recorded that the longest uh somebody head was was
Speaker 7: blinking for Uh. It's something something pretty crazy like twenty
Speaker 7: or thirty seconds or something like that. Might even two minutes.
Speaker 7: Actually it's something like so like where it's like enough
Speaker 7: where you're like, what the fuck, But it was like
Speaker 7: a fairly along time, Like guy would think a couple
Speaker 7: of seconds made, but it was like a couple of minutes.
Speaker 4: Well, in theory, if you cut off a head and
Speaker 4: completely cauterize the neck, the.
Speaker 7: Nerves and stuff would still be like, man, that's fucking
Speaker 7: oh no, because your heart needs the pump.
Speaker 5: But I was thinking, I was like.
Speaker 4: You can just live like that, like you can find
Speaker 4: it's had a heart to the cheek or something.
Speaker 19: The blood through theory technically just a here, how does the.
Speaker 3: Blood get oxygen.
Speaker 5: From breathing?
Speaker 3: And how do you breathe with what your mouth and
Speaker 3: your lungs.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you don't shove everything up here before you die, just.
Speaker 17: Like the organs put them in the next something like
Speaker 17: a monkey a monkey's and then slither away.
Speaker 2: Baby monkeys like to put their lungs in the phone.
Speaker 5: You give them gills, give the gills right quick, and
Speaker 5: then you throw them in a bathtobe.
Speaker 3: And how gills work, I don't know.
Speaker 5: It might be. So were inventing our news science because
Speaker 5: apparently you can do that.
Speaker 3: Starts O.
Speaker 2: People follow the science we just did.
Speaker 5: Now we can live with just a head guilt.
Speaker 7: So if you find you're walking alone, they're onto something.
Speaker 2: Man, you were.
Speaker 7: Walking alone on death road, and here footsteps, pay attention
Speaker 7: to where they're coming from. If they're behind you, or
Speaker 7: they come from a direction that you can't see, go
Speaker 7: the other way. Don't look at that direction. Consider yourself lucky.
Speaker 7: But if you see the little boy walking towards you,
Speaker 7: and even catch a glimpse of the boy while walking away,
Speaker 7: he said to follow you the rest of your life.
Speaker 7: He said that. It said that there will be people
Speaker 7: who have been dry driven mad by seeing him, and
Speaker 7: some have been taking their own lives attempt to get
Speaker 7: rid of the boy walking through the forest with an
Speaker 7: iron heart and with even with UH and will stronger
Speaker 7: than the average. You will step inside uh step inside
Speaker 7: this forest, and hear footsteps behind you, but never look back.
Speaker 7: So these are like all weird ass urban lessons from
Speaker 7: around the world.
Speaker 2: You think about how weird ours are.
Speaker 7: You chant a woman's name into a mirror and then
Speaker 7: she's supposed to be holding her aborted, fucking baby in
Speaker 7: her fucking arm or whatever.
Speaker 12: Right.
Speaker 11: I think the urban legends around here a hell of
Speaker 11: a lot less terrifying than the ones abroad.
Speaker 7: You don't want to naked boy fucking with headless walking
Speaker 7: around terrible.
Speaker 3: What's your favorite urban legend? I know, like, what's the
Speaker 3: first one? What's your favorite?
Speaker 2: The hook one's fun?
Speaker 7: You know, the idea of like, So this is like
Speaker 7: a really famous one is like a couple goes to
Speaker 7: like lover's lane, right.
Speaker 2: And then they hear the.
Speaker 7: The fucking scratch of the hook on the door and
Speaker 7: it's fucking creepy, right, and then they like and then
Speaker 7: they get out or whatever, and then there's like a
Speaker 7: hook hand and the guy's like harassing them and chasing them.
Speaker 2: There's also the one of like.
Speaker 7: And in this I think, same urban legend, the boyfriend
Speaker 7: goes to check and to see what's out there, and
Speaker 7: then the girlfriend starts hearing what like sounds like somebody's
Speaker 7: on the top of the car, and so so she's
Speaker 7: freaks out. She freaks out because she's hears more stuff,
Speaker 7: and then she actually gets in the driver's seas and
Speaker 7: drives away, but she doesn't realize that she is holding
Speaker 7: her boyfriend up as he's on top.
Speaker 5: Of the car.
Speaker 7: And as she leaves the crim the guy with the
Speaker 7: hook hand hung her boyfriend. And then so as she drives,
Speaker 7: there's your car away, he fucking hangs. Yeah, that's like
Speaker 7: part kind of another lore into that whole story, or
Speaker 7: the man in the back seat.
Speaker 5: Have you ever seen an urban legend? The horror movie?
Speaker 7: It's actually fairly good, Like it's fun for what it is,
Speaker 7: but they include all these different urban legends inside of it,
Speaker 7: like the idea of like there's a man in the
Speaker 7: behind in the in this woman's car, right, and then
Speaker 7: she in the movie leases how they portrayed it. She
Speaker 7: pulls up to a gas station, she gets gas, and
Speaker 7: then this like guy that has like he stutters and
Speaker 7: she's like creeked out by him. So she's like, can
Speaker 7: you pump my gas and get out of here? And
Speaker 7: then he's like trying to tell her something. She's like,
Speaker 7: I'm just really creeped out like it and gets out
Speaker 7: of there. And then as she leaves, she's.
Speaker 5: Like, there's side in the back of the car.
Speaker 7: And then there's someone. The whole time she's listening on
Speaker 7: the radio, it's like turn around every now and then,
Speaker 7: and then there's someone in the back of the car
Speaker 7: to killer. And that's like a real urban legend, that's
Speaker 7: supposedly he's based on real stories.
Speaker 5: What was your favorite when you set them off? Man
Speaker 5: the pole? What's your favorite flegend?
Speaker 2: Already? The poodle in the microwave?
Speaker 5: Toodle in the microwave. I don't know that one.
Speaker 7: We have no internet out here, but there is an
Speaker 7: urban legend about this. This dog goes there, someone thinks
Speaker 7: somebody's in the house, and then their dog goes missing,
Speaker 7: and then they hear the microwave go off and their
Speaker 7: dogs are exploded them.
Speaker 5: I don't like, they're all kind of ridiculous, aren't that point?
Speaker 3: I passed the toilet paper test.
Speaker 5: The toilet paper tube test. Let's be cleared, Do explain
Speaker 5: I did pass the toilet paper one.
Speaker 11: Do explain the toilet paper tube test for the folks
Speaker 11: at home.
Speaker 4: If you stick your thing in the toilet paper it's
Speaker 4: too big to fit.
Speaker 5: You got a big one. I like, Now.
Speaker 3: That's a cryptin.
Speaker 5: It says technically Nelly Nelly because I call him.
Speaker 2: Now something Nelly didn't die.
Speaker 3: That is an urban legend.
Speaker 11: I think my favorite's got to be the headless boy
Speaker 11: from the forest.
Speaker 10: That's your favorite, I do like, just because you're fucked right,
Speaker 10: he's following you forever.
Speaker 2: You know, like the bathtub game like your uncle played.
Speaker 5: It wasn't my uncle. Babysitter wasn't a girl. I can't remember.
Speaker 13: What is your favorite legend? The window go that's still
Speaker 13: a cryptid, but yeah it is. It's still still another legend.
Speaker 13: There's no evidence that you'll ever finish that cigar.
Speaker 5: Shut get there. We got totally. I got an inch down. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so she said, so let's talk an inch down.
Speaker 2: We're halfway there. Let's talk about the blacks.
Speaker 7: What do you think the black ambulance sounded like, bitch,
Speaker 7: get out the way.
Speaker 22: What's that family skit, family guy skit where it's like
Speaker 22: the gay ambulances, like, you know what?
Speaker 2: France so fucking funny.
Speaker 7: So this is I think some of these are from
Speaker 7: Reddit because it says I live in Romania and as
Speaker 7: a kid. The most common legend was that of the
Speaker 7: black ambulance that would steal kids and harvest their organs,
Speaker 7: and that kid's bodies were found days later abandoned in
Speaker 7: a field with some money for their funeral.
Speaker 5: Now this does we made like a mill off. Here's
Speaker 5: I have true.
Speaker 7: Stories about stuff taking place like that. This, especially in
Speaker 7: like European countries, is people getting gutted and their organs.
Speaker 7: The black market is like when we talk about the
Speaker 7: dark web, we'll get into some of that stuff, but
Speaker 7: like the real black market is stuff that actually exists,
Speaker 7: and they do want organs. They do kill people for
Speaker 7: the the most disturbing thing. You know, child trafficking is
Speaker 7: fucked up. But the idea they breed with this is
Speaker 7: very true. They breed women to just have kids to
Speaker 7: be born into child like into prostitution for like the
Speaker 7: woman is just used and some of them will actually
Speaker 7: there is women that will do this.
Speaker 5: That will get money for it.
Speaker 7: Same thing. Some of there's preferences. You know, you got
Speaker 7: hot dogs or you got pizza. What's the other fucking
Speaker 7: terms that Hillary Clinton likes to use. But the idea
Speaker 7: is like and that's why they they talk about pizza
Speaker 7: a lot. I think pizza is a girl under like
Speaker 7: twelve or something like that. So the disturbing shit, yeah,
Speaker 7: fucked up shit. I would love to talk about pizzagate
Speaker 7: one day. People think it's not real. I can guarantee
Speaker 7: that shit is fucking real.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 7: There is weird shit that goes on with child trafficking
Speaker 7: and shown gole missing all the time. But the idea
Speaker 7: there's there's women that probably forced into it, for sure,
Speaker 7: but the fact that there's women out there that get
Speaker 7: paid probably a good sum of money to have kids
Speaker 7: then that are raised to be prostitutes. Matt like, there's
Speaker 7: a moral technique line where it's a whole song about death,
Speaker 7: and he was like, too, if you're born in a
Speaker 7: world of like prostitution, I'm gonna paraphrase or whatever, that
Speaker 7: the grave would be like a gift to you because like,
Speaker 7: you just want to get out of this fucking world, right,
Speaker 7: Being like that, it's fucking disturbing.
Speaker 2: So hope you enjoyed that.
Speaker 7: Because the most common legend of the black ambulance that
Speaker 7: would steal kids for their organs, Yes, then you find
Speaker 7: their body days later.
Speaker 5: Whatever.
Speaker 7: In my town, our parents would never let us go
Speaker 7: to the cinema because there was a legend about a
Speaker 7: man who would put AID and AIDS in fact to
Speaker 7: need us on the seats. Is it this? This is
Speaker 7: definitely a Reddit one because this is the guy. That's
Speaker 7: where it ends.
Speaker 5: We weren't allowed to.
Speaker 2: Go the movies because my parents got to us. There
Speaker 2: was this weirdo and he just like left eating eating.
Speaker 5: Parents were broken. Yeah, we can't go there. You know
Speaker 5: you're gonna get.
Speaker 23: We can't go in there to see their price. Parents
Speaker 23: like fourteen from popcorn left down on security. You can't
Speaker 23: even bring your own ship.
Speaker 2: So fucked.
Speaker 7: So that's where it ends. But there is true stories
Speaker 7: about that. I'm sure if like, no, well, yeah, well
Speaker 7: they killed Easy that way?
Speaker 5: We all know that he was gay. No, how did well?
Speaker 7: The whole thing is how does his how does his
Speaker 7: wife not have AIDS? How do his kids not have AIDS?
Speaker 7: It's because they fucking stuck him with an aid's needle
Speaker 7: and then Shuge Knight bragged about it.
Speaker 5: We talked about go back.
Speaker 7: If everyone's hasn't heard, the Easy episode is actually fairly good.
Speaker 7: It's the whole idea that Suge Knight was like on
Speaker 7: a Jimmy Kimmel was like, you know how you get
Speaker 7: them kids nowadays? You don't use guns. You just fucking
Speaker 7: uh you just you know, sticking with a fucking needle
Speaker 7: full of aids. I'm gonna smoke some crack on this episode.
Speaker 7: I'm fucking Joe Biden.
Speaker 10: It really looks like that. Yeah, it is weird. That's
Speaker 10: a good crack, bro, It's green crack.
Speaker 5: I need one here. It was so hot.
Speaker 4: I forgot about that. You hit the one here.
Speaker 7: I love that fucking bute tane tasty in it.
Speaker 5: It tastes like ash.
Speaker 3: I mean know when you can upgrade to a man
Speaker 3: through that.
Speaker 5: I just stopped smoking cigarettes and I'm trying to not
Speaker 5: do that.
Speaker 2: The dog boy. The story is simple but yet terrifying.
Speaker 7: Word around uh Arkansas.
Speaker 5: You're smoking your car with your babies.
Speaker 10: We had it.
Speaker 7: That you had with your kind and the fans know this.
Speaker 7: And I told Brett this that we had a whole
Speaker 7: like year of like making fun of k I couldn't
Speaker 7: stop and bring it up. We did one episode about
Speaker 7: the Boggle Creek Monster. It's crazy that's it has like
Speaker 7: fucking six thousand views on YouTube, and it's just it's
Speaker 7: not even a video, it's an audio, and it's like,
Speaker 7: people love the Boggle Creek Monster, but man, we got
Speaker 7: some hate at the one guy.
Speaker 5: Well yeah, that we told the story before.
Speaker 2: But you know what.
Speaker 4: My favorite part of it all this is and the
Speaker 4: one thing I realized is most people fucking love you
Speaker 4: talk ship.
Speaker 18: You fucking bo It's funny because they are our biggest
Speaker 18: fans until so, so what happened.
Speaker 5: We rid.
Speaker 7: What happened was Billy joked about the Confederate flag and
Speaker 7: he said he was like, it's not hate, it's heritage.
Speaker 7: It's like saying wearing a swastika armband and being like.
Speaker 2: It's not hate, it's heritage.
Speaker 7: And then somebody was like, hey, I know black people
Speaker 7: that wrapped the Confederate flag.
Speaker 5: And people don't know what did. They were very misimportant.
Speaker 7: There's people that believe that they were right. There's always
Speaker 7: people in history that believe they were right right. There's
Speaker 7: people that believe fucking the Big Age was a good
Speaker 7: guy in the conspiracy world. So it's crazy that the
Speaker 7: people believe some of these propagandized bullshit.
Speaker 4: Well I get it too, And like back to the
Speaker 4: thing with the Confederate flag in general is like, okay,
Speaker 4: like that was that was.
Speaker 5: You can't just take all the good and just be
Speaker 5: like that was Democrats.
Speaker 7: They wanted to keep slavery Republicans true wild.
Speaker 5: That's trying to my seat. We stuck Billy in Ye.
Speaker 5: That's what happens when you're like.
Speaker 7: Can my son will get a high seat, he can't
Speaker 7: reach the table.
Speaker 5: And some more blue crayon.
Speaker 21: Please to give me a tip of a dollar?
Speaker 3: You care?
Speaker 2: So the story is simple but terrifying.
Speaker 7: Word around Arkansas was that part part werewolf. Part man
Speaker 7: was wanding around the streets of Quitman. Is the town's name,
Speaker 7: Billy is quit Man.
Speaker 5: I love that.
Speaker 4: But what I loved more is I got Brett watching
Speaker 4: my beer drinking and just giving me one.
Speaker 5: So he's a good host. What do you have any left?
Speaker 5: This I have?
Speaker 24: I have all of necessities of the world on the board,
Speaker 24: and I have to drive home.
Speaker 5: Man was a female parties parties. Clearly, what do you
Speaker 5: think I'm drinking this early ship home? Man? For this?
Speaker 7: I feel like it's mainly the what I'm drinking, But
Speaker 7: this ship, so, I mean, Dylan's fucking gin is.
Speaker 5: So good man.
Speaker 2: This is what I'm getting for the wedding to.
Speaker 5: Drink ship like this, of those, it could be the
Speaker 5: biggest fucking headache. That's so it be worse every second
Speaker 5: of it.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna get lighter drinks and I'm gonna go with
Speaker 7: this because I think you're right that I'm always right.
Speaker 5: What am I read? Chelsea?
Speaker 7: Chelsea went away and Billy is supposed to come record,
Speaker 7: and I just was like, I'm just gonna get wasted.
Speaker 7: So I just got drunk off of twisted teas, but
Speaker 7: like the canned ones, and all of a sudden, halfway through,
Speaker 7: I was just starting get drunk and I had the
Speaker 7: craziest hartburd. I feel like I was dying out of
Speaker 7: lay floor and I felt like like the devil was stab.
Speaker 5: In my hunt.
Speaker 14: Yeah, me and Aaron when we get out in the
Speaker 14: shop will drink like twelve of those each.
Speaker 5: Jesus. They're lighter and they go down very easily. But like, yeah,
Speaker 5: you're absolutely right, sugar Roxy in the morning.
Speaker 2: The truth is actually scarier.
Speaker 7: All right, we're talking about this in this wandering the
Speaker 7: streets equipment because everyone in this town there was a quitter.
Speaker 4: I don't know, I was trying to they all equipment Yeah,
Speaker 4: that sounds like a tough place.
Speaker 7: We have no economy here, we're all welfare. The truth
Speaker 7: is actually scarier. In the nineteen fifties, there was a
Speaker 7: boy named uh Gerald Beatus. He was thought to torture
Speaker 7: straight animals. I hope he got Beatus by his dad.
Speaker 2: Older.
Speaker 7: He probably did it beats by his dad because he
Speaker 7: tortures animals.
Speaker 2: Uh, what's the What's this.
Speaker 7: Is supposed to be debunked, but I still think it
Speaker 7: holds weight. Is do you know the three traits of
Speaker 7: a serial killer three as a child to.
Speaker 5: Animals? Is one got hit in the head, Yes, and
Speaker 5: then I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just wants to do a pp oh yeah, bed wetter, yeah, badwater,
Speaker 4: got hit in the head.
Speaker 5: I think that is the three this.
Speaker 7: I feel like I fucking hang out with him too,
Speaker 7: That's true, So I think about this.
Speaker 5: Probably I probably spend more time with him than you.
Speaker 10: Listen if you're if.
Speaker 7: You, if you listen, if your kid, if your kid
Speaker 7: is wet the bed, which normal kids do.
Speaker 5: I'm sure I did too extensive agents, But listen. Listen.
Speaker 7: Yeah to say age I was doing until I was
Speaker 7: like thirteen drivings. But listen, if you had to listen
Speaker 7: if you had your fucking listen, if you had your
Speaker 7: except smacking the table.
Speaker 5: Microphone. That's too funny.
Speaker 2: One thing that's actually gotta girl pregnant in the same year.
Speaker 5: I don't know, listen, listen to this. Listen.
Speaker 7: I've said this on show. I did have a wet
Speaker 7: dream about fucking Twain. I don't even find her attracted.
Speaker 7: And I listened.
Speaker 2: I smell. I was like, I was old enough where
Speaker 2: I was drinking. Listen to this. I don't give a
Speaker 2: shll admit this ship.
Speaker 7: I thought I pissed myself. I thought I was so
Speaker 7: drunk or something. I pissed myself and then I smelled that.
Speaker 7: I was like, that was like, come, that's that's not.
Speaker 5: That's not I think you attracted dream about you.
Speaker 2: Want to listen, listen.
Speaker 7: I actually I had a wet dream with Chelsea also,
Speaker 7: and that that's the second I was. I thought we
Speaker 7: were also drinking, and I listen, it's because we were
Speaker 7: drinking and we were listening. We're spooning and my dick
Speaker 7: was like in her ass, not in it, but between
Speaker 7: the cheeks, right, and I was like hard all night.
Speaker 7: And then I think, and then that's why I woke up.
Speaker 7: I was like, I thought I pissed the bed again.
Speaker 7: I was like, did I pee myself in the night?
Speaker 7: Was I that drunk? But my theory on the Twain thing,
Speaker 7: my theory.
Speaker 5: Listen to this.
Speaker 7: There is a theory, all right, there's a theory. I
Speaker 7: heard this on fucking Project Camelots. It's much like Coast
Speaker 7: to coast and this is true. But the idea is
Speaker 7: that reptilians will cast images in your mind of celebrities
Speaker 7: and then when they they'll fuck you in a spiritual
Speaker 7: like a spiritual way, sometimes even physically, but they put
Speaker 7: a cast an image in your mind of you seeing
Speaker 7: something else and then they take advantage of you. Women
Speaker 7: had we've talked about in the Sexual Alien and Ghosts
Speaker 7: because I could be rept but we did. We did
Speaker 7: a Sexual Alien Encounters episode where a lot of women
Speaker 7: believe they were they fucked aliens and believe this. But
Speaker 7: there's an idea that they cast images in your brain
Speaker 7: while they're raping you and either taking your eggs or
Speaker 7: your sperm. So somewhere out there is an alien baby
Speaker 7: that has my d.
Speaker 5: NA, my sperm is in his face. I had a
Speaker 5: fun time what's the next one? So we're not done
Speaker 5: with we won't go You know what, Robbie Retillians wiped
Speaker 5: you too. Yeah, our words I have been ripped. I
Speaker 5: don't think I have either. I think I'm good. I
Speaker 5: think I think I know Whatillians are.
Speaker 3: Like, we'll leave the Germans alone.
Speaker 5: Then something happened. I kind of feel bad.
Speaker 3: Probably alone, they've had their they've had their fill of
Speaker 3: being raped.
Speaker 5: Probably they've been enough service.
Speaker 7: There is a read that the Big Age did have
Speaker 7: agreements with the Gray Aliens. He's like, yes, keep me
Speaker 7: on all that cocaine, that all those drugs. Have you
Speaker 7: ever anyone ever seen the video of him freaking out
Speaker 7: in the chair. Have you ever seen that He's he's
Speaker 7: watching he's watching the Olympic Games or something like that,
Speaker 7: and he's like in the audience they catch him in
Speaker 7: his Nazi buddies beside him fucking looking at ship whatever
Speaker 7: the fuck, like the the race they're watching or whatever
Speaker 7: the race, but like they he's sitting there like fucking
Speaker 7: like like Bill Gates in his fucking meeting when they
Speaker 7: when they caught him for fucking whatever. He's doing a
Speaker 7: best when all that shitty ship Bill Gates is doing
Speaker 7: and he's just fucking sitting there rocking on if you've
Speaker 7: seen that video too, because that's also scared. But they
Speaker 7: think that he's on a but he was on tons
Speaker 7: of drugs.
Speaker 5: They know this.
Speaker 2: The Nazis were so like, there's a everyone should look
Speaker 2: this up. It's hilarious.
Speaker 7: And he's like fucking freaking out with a little boy
Speaker 7: like just that can't sit still. It's frightening. Yeah, don't
Speaker 7: take dru alright off top of who knows, maybe maybe
Speaker 7: they got maybe you got.
Speaker 5: Some good voices. That's not bad either. You have seen
Speaker 5: nothing what you got he's got. He's got march on
Speaker 5: your march on your march.
Speaker 4: At Homer, I'm drinking a beer and I'm fucking lazy.
Speaker 2: Jesus.
Speaker 7: I don't like living in Springfield anymore.
Speaker 5: I know it's not the game. And Christy, damn la
Speaker 5: the Homer. You're being stupid. Go upstairs.
Speaker 3: That was really good.
Speaker 5: Never show that.
Speaker 3: That was really good.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, all kinds of weird. Did you know,
Speaker 5: did you Joe off of Hey Peter?
Speaker 16: Yeah, Peter, Me and Quagmire going down. Oh that's my
Speaker 16: Sam Elliott started into a dodge I'm gonna practice out
Speaker 16: one more. That's so funny, that's awesome, that's pretty good.
Speaker 4: I want to know.
Speaker 7: Well, we'll need that, especially in future episodes. I get
Speaker 7: you to read off ship. That's fucking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's Batman.
Speaker 5: I'm va retarded. I'm like, gets to studying me any
Speaker 5: grands when I was the kids can't can't You can't breathe.
Speaker 11: Batman with the list man, I'm gonna slaughter any British
Speaker 11: accent so fuckingly.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 5: You can call him from the Lord of the Ring
Speaker 5: letting your secrets go. That's good sod. Wow, you did
Speaker 5: that pretty good. It was really born not having birthdays.
Speaker 5: You know what I do all the time? Practice was
Speaker 5: I can do a chipmunk. Were you raised like a understand? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Like Harry, why don't you have birthdays?
Speaker 25: Because I come from a religious background that doesn't celebrate
Speaker 25: any birthdays.
Speaker 5: I didn't know. I didn't know Nazi was a religious background.
Speaker 5: Now you do. They celebrated all.
Speaker 3: They come to your front door, this ship.
Speaker 5: That's how I was raised. So you knock out doors?
Speaker 5: Used to do you want to come work for me?
Speaker 12: That does?
Speaker 5: You would have to come into your inspect from people
Speaker 5: who was less superial.
Speaker 2: Well, this was off to a fucking great start.
Speaker 24: Let's going.
Speaker 5: It's good.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's necessary. This is bar conversation. This
Speaker 2: is what this was about.
Speaker 5: Us doing this.
Speaker 7: Other times that we're recording like this, I'm sure will
Speaker 7: be a little more sober so who fucking knows, uh,
Speaker 7: But so you know, the whole back to the serial
Speaker 7: Killer ship. So I was I was gonna make the
Speaker 7: joke when I was trying to fucking all this is shenanigans?
Speaker 7: Is that like if you're imagine if a kid like
Speaker 7: wets the bed, right.
Speaker 5: And then he hits his head. No, no, he's like
Speaker 5: hits his head.
Speaker 2: And then you're like you're like all night, you're like
Speaker 2: a mom warring in.
Speaker 7: Your bed, like please don't kill those squirrels, because then
Speaker 7: it's like the final step and you're like, like, it's
Speaker 7: like we talked about Jeffrey Dahmer and the fact that
Speaker 7: like his dad, we talked about like the show when
Speaker 7: we dived until we did a whole four hour thing
Speaker 7: on it, and we're diving to the idea of like
Speaker 7: how like his dad went along with it. His dad
Speaker 7: was showing him how to do taxi Durnay and they
Speaker 7: were like, do you not think this might fuck up
Speaker 7: your kid? He was They were giving like getting animals
Speaker 7: off the side of the road, and his dad would
Speaker 7: take him in the shed and learn, like teach him.
Speaker 5: I still haven't seen the DA series. It's great.
Speaker 20: I love it.
Speaker 2: I jerk off to it, like every Tuesday.
Speaker 5: Why Tuesday is the dayDay?
Speaker 7: It's a good it is a good es So yeah,
Speaker 7: so it's supposed to be his creel. He got cruel
Speaker 7: when he got older. His behavior became crueler to his
Speaker 7: his parents and his father were found dead in nineteen
Speaker 7: eighty one. The mother was never was then kept as
Speaker 7: a prisoner in the home until she was saved later
Speaker 7: and testified against him in court. The legend goes that
Speaker 7: his ghost still wanders around on all fours.
Speaker 5: Looking like a hairy dog. Yeah that's Arkansas. Yeah, I well, fair,
Speaker 5: fair people. I went to Arkansas.
Speaker 3: First went to a Walmart, and I can guarantee you,
Speaker 3: excluding me and my buddy, there was a full set
Speaker 3: of teeth and the entire building of fifty people one
Speaker 3: full set.
Speaker 5: I feel bad now now I feel like my jokes
Speaker 5: were real. Oh yeah, there's joking.
Speaker 3: There was a stretch of highway we went for like
Speaker 3: two hundred kilometers, not a gas not a gas station
Speaker 3: in sight, no power lines. Going to these shanties in
Speaker 3: the middle of the forest and like you see like
Speaker 3: parts of clothes on.
Speaker 5: The side of the road, cell phones and like you
Speaker 5: get up.
Speaker 3: We stopped at a get out a car to take
Speaker 3: a piss. It was hot, humid, and you just like
Speaker 3: you felt like something was watching this guy.
Speaker 7: Mutabell being like, I got a cabin back here, you
Speaker 7: can stay it.
Speaker 3: It's no, it's something made a human centipede. You want
Speaker 3: to see it, you.
Speaker 5: Want to an extra pair.
Speaker 7: I was editing the one episode I was dying laughing.
Speaker 7: I was talking about the human stipe, the South Park skit.
Speaker 2: He's like, I won't do this to you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's Arkansas. It'll be like I will stay strong.
Speaker 5: And then they give my food is Japanese?
Speaker 7: Now that's what don't they give him? Like something delicious?
Speaker 7: He goes, I can resist.
Speaker 5: Japan or something.
Speaker 7: Oh it's so good, so good, so fucked. I thought
Speaker 7: this would get wild, but I won't eat the gross sports.
Speaker 7: So you want to talk about the liquor, No, not
Speaker 7: the liquor.
Speaker 5: I am the liquor.
Speaker 7: No, no, like like like liquor, like what true? Yeah,
Speaker 7: you see that weird shit he did that rept house
Speaker 7: or they came no listen. They kicked out the speaker
Speaker 7: of house because he's the one that supposed to be
Speaker 7: brought in the Nazi, which is hilarious because liberals like that.
Speaker 7: And then they all clapped on. They clapped for a
Speaker 7: real fucking live Nazi. We're calling truckers that were fighting
Speaker 7: for their freedom Nazis. So but yeah, so they had
Speaker 7: to replace the house speaker. So they brought in this
Speaker 7: new guy that is also connected to Trudeau and has
Speaker 7: all these different fucking scandals and ship like that. And yeah,
Speaker 7: so he brought in one of his buddies. And then
Speaker 7: when he fucking when they got him on, like they
Speaker 7: this is why I don't like Pierre Paul ever, the
Speaker 7: systems like that. They both dragged him in. It's a
Speaker 7: tradition to like drag the speaker in the house. And
Speaker 7: Pierre is laughing and so are Trudeau. I'm like, it
Speaker 7: makes me see that these people probably buddies. They take
Speaker 7: they take him by the arm and they force him up,
Speaker 7: which is fucking weird to begin with, there's a video
Speaker 7: like they do this in Parliament every time there's a
Speaker 7: new speaker, they drag them up, which is fucking bizarre.
Speaker 7: I don't want to I don't want to do this job.
Speaker 7: It's fucking whatever. I'm gonna get clabeled them a Nazi now.
Speaker 7: But like if they brought to black Eye, so it's
Speaker 7: the first black speaker, so everyone like, yeah, diversity.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well we gotta we gotta do that right after
Speaker 5: we bring a Nazi. That's why they did it.
Speaker 7: But he's like in Trudeau's back pocket and probably the
Speaker 7: worldly kind of form. But Trudeau went like he was
Speaker 7: like laughing in one thing when they brought him up.
Speaker 7: Andy went like this and like stuck a tongue out
Speaker 7: of the speaker like a flirty like and he got
Speaker 7: like ripped apart on the internet. Good like he's showing
Speaker 7: and people are like only showing his lizard tongue, all
Speaker 7: these fucking baptiles. But he was like so if you look, everyone,
Speaker 7: go look up this video. It is the creepiest thing
Speaker 7: I've seen him done. And he's done on So the
Speaker 7: liquor ah, not the liquor room. Uh, the story is
Speaker 7: creepy on many levels. Well, there's no particular origin or
Speaker 7: truthful tale behind it. The story gets told around campfires. Basically,
Speaker 7: a girl receives, oh I know this one a dog
Speaker 7: as a gift.
Speaker 5: It would sleep with her each night.
Speaker 7: She would often put her hand down and feel the
Speaker 7: dog lick. Then one night, while her parents were away,
Speaker 7: she heard a dripping noise and it went into the
Speaker 7: bathroom and turned off the tap. Where she went in
Speaker 7: the bathroom turned off the tap. When she returned to bed,
Speaker 7: she felt her dog lick her hand. This happened several
Speaker 7: times till the girl investigated more and found the dog
Speaker 7: was hanging dead in the cupboard with a note reading
Speaker 7: humans can let.
Speaker 5: To ah, yeah, yeah, I stop getting my car and
Speaker 5: torched the house. Gone gone. That is like a legit
Speaker 5: one that in Australia. What the poison things are.
Speaker 26: That?
Speaker 5: There is a there's to be this.
Speaker 7: TV show on y TV. It's called Freaky Stories. Oh yeah,
Speaker 7: and they would do urban legends and stuff like that, right,
Speaker 7: And I'm pretty sure they would do some of the
Speaker 7: obscure ones too, of like the bug beds inside the
Speaker 7: bed That might be where I heard that one from
Speaker 7: it's that they like because it's not too inappropriate.
Speaker 4: But that's fucking they don't show that. It's like the dogs,
Speaker 4: they just show they just just just they just get
Speaker 4: rid of it. It's like humans can like tosir and
Speaker 4: then the dogs take it out.
Speaker 3: But the dog ran away.
Speaker 5: I'm getting old. I just gotta wake a current. I'm
Speaker 5: the only I'm almost forty, billy, What you're almost forty?
Speaker 23: Oh?
Speaker 5: We have listened.
Speaker 7: We I used to always say, I'm almost threw to
Speaker 7: ship the fuck up to so much other to be well,
Speaker 7: four years.
Speaker 5: From your eyes? Either he's your age, because what you're
Speaker 5: you're twenty seven, twenty eight. I'll be twenty eight in December?
Speaker 5: Are you sure?
Speaker 19: And probably past? Probably wond your birthday? Hey, I got
Speaker 19: you seventeen piece and passed day the same mine is
Speaker 19: exactly ten days after.
Speaker 5: Seven, So fucking virgos, you can't trust. Okay, you're three
Speaker 5: either you fuck oh gross? Fuck you jealous? I'm born
Speaker 5: December twenty third one on the same, I say, And
Speaker 5: I don't know that, chick.
Speaker 2: What what was your birthday?
Speaker 5: December twenty third? Cancer? Maybe twenty fifth, twenty th I.
Speaker 27: Was gonna be like man, you Jesus and Jesus were
Speaker 27: you born in July though, Jesus of July, that's your
Speaker 27: two days before Christmas, and you don't even need.
Speaker 5: To celebrate either. I think that's why my parents like, actually,
Speaker 5: by the way, because Jehovah's.
Speaker 7: Game, say you did celebrate it realistically, in a fucking
Speaker 7: the other kids world, they would have just got the
Speaker 7: same amount of gifts, which would suck, right, because the
Speaker 7: only idea is like you got you get two different days.
Speaker 26: My dad is very I think I think though, I
Speaker 26: think they were like, Okay, it's either you get one
Speaker 26: set of presents, you get none at all when you
Speaker 26: could have had to.
Speaker 5: But we're poor, so you get you said so much.
Speaker 3: Wait, you're telling me that we could celebrate your birthday
Speaker 3: for the first time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we should do that. We should. We should time
Speaker 5: to religions, do it, celebrate.
Speaker 3: Doing it.
Speaker 5: I'm down up watch below the candles, the telegram.
Speaker 3: Here we gotta get like the perfect presence, trim on it,
Speaker 3: the perfect little bow.
Speaker 5: He opens. It's a tiny little dog or affairs that
Speaker 5: I want feed a handful of cash like this is.
Speaker 12: My that.
Speaker 5: Penguin.
Speaker 4: Ones'll buy your fucking I'll buy your twenty nine gifts
Speaker 4: and from the morning on would be like this was
Speaker 4: birthday one.
Speaker 5: I have a birthday present for you, as if you
Speaker 5: want chip In buy me a new car.
Speaker 2: I can't fucking about that. I get my first birthday present.
Speaker 5: What do you want? You're getting a fucking soothe I'm
Speaker 5: not trying to help me. A civic type? Are?
Speaker 3: Civic type?
Speaker 5: Are? It was less gay?
Speaker 3: I would probably agree to this.
Speaker 5: You know why I drive CIVICU.
Speaker 3: Hold on, let me answer.
Speaker 5: Almost. Hey, well, hey, true, well gas vehicles one.
Speaker 7: That's let's suit a fucking radiated box the rest of
Speaker 7: our lives. That can turn off your dead Let's talk
Speaker 7: out something. I'm gonna I'm gonna do something little special.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna cut a little part up because we do
Speaker 7: have the clown statue.
Speaker 2: Bottom line, clowns are creepy and this legend doesn't help.
Speaker 7: The story goes that a babysitter of a wealthy family
Speaker 7: was told to watch TV in a specific, specific room
Speaker 7: after the children went to sleep.
Speaker 5: How then, is that more than one in TV? Growing up?
Speaker 2: Hey, huh huh, like going the go in that TV room, not.
Speaker 5: This TV room? You had more than one TV.
Speaker 2: Well that's what this this chick is. I had a
Speaker 2: bulb TV.
Speaker 7: You know, it was like, oh yeah, I remember, I remember.
Speaker 7: I remember when somebody had the flat screen. The first one,
Speaker 7: the box one was.
Speaker 28: Like the size of a huge when I was fucking
Speaker 28: uh why I swear, I don't know anyway, ages podcasts.
Speaker 4: I was like, anyways, I was like six or seven.
Speaker 4: My uncle owned a bar. He had this flat scream.
Speaker 4: Then when I was like six or seven two and one,
Speaker 4: he had a I think it was like a sixty
Speaker 4: inch flat screen TV. The back of that must have
Speaker 4: weighed like four hundred goddamn it was huge.
Speaker 5: That fell on you. Yeah, you were You're just gone.
Speaker 4: I could take my dad, my two and my three
Speaker 4: uncles to all move that thing in Like everyone took
Speaker 4: a corner.
Speaker 24: Got those big fat, like butterbean looking fucking dudes that
Speaker 24: like are carrying on their back was strapped.
Speaker 5: That's funny.
Speaker 7: So you know she was told to watch TV in
Speaker 7: a specific room. Well, there, she got creeped out by
Speaker 7: a clown statue statue and called the parents to ask
Speaker 7: if she could move rooms. They instructed her to grab
Speaker 7: the keys and leave the house and call the police.
Speaker 5: Why wow, statue wasn't theirs.
Speaker 7: The kids have been complaining of a clown watching them
Speaker 7: in the middle of the night, and the parents thought
Speaker 7: it was just nightmares. It turned out it is a
Speaker 7: little person dressed as a clown's talking good news of
Speaker 7: the This isnt the second midget person in a house,
Speaker 7: so I can't say that people A legit little person
Speaker 7: got offended by what we said on the It's someone
Speaker 7: that likes my like actually likes my political stuff and
Speaker 7: comments on all these stories like yeah, he's an evil
Speaker 7: talking about Trudeau, all the things I posted ast the government,
Speaker 7: and it's like they always said, like send stuff like
Speaker 7: he's evil, he got terrible person. And then I posted
Speaker 7: from the story of me and Billy on fucking Saint
Speaker 7: Patti's Day talking about leprechauns and Billy We're like, midget
Speaker 7: was just so specific. He's like and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 7: I was like, if I'm looking up porn and she
Speaker 7: got mad at Billy, not me, I said, I was like,
Speaker 7: if you're looking up porn, I was like, I'm not
Speaker 7: looking ut fucking dwarf porn or little people porn.
Speaker 5: Sounds like other ship. Yeah, knocking on your door.
Speaker 7: And then she was like, I said, I feel like
Speaker 7: more offensive stuff by being like when I look at poor,
Speaker 7: I'll look up the little people poor, I look at
Speaker 7: porn door point or whatever. And then she got mad
Speaker 7: at Billy for what he said and then said, I
Speaker 7: didn't find what your buddy said is funny. Your buddy's
Speaker 7: not funny.
Speaker 5: Well that's fair joined the rest of the people more
Speaker 5: of us. I actually, uh, it's funny. I've never seen
Speaker 5: a little person until this year.
Speaker 2: Didn't that crazy?
Speaker 7: It's not fucking crazy.
Speaker 5: This year was the first, Like those people didn't come
Speaker 5: and play basketball for you. You remember that it was.
Speaker 26: It was.
Speaker 5: Actually, don't remember my story for a second. You had
Speaker 5: a bunch of it was the Columter little people. Yeah,
Speaker 5: they showed up and played basketball. Yeah, IM gonna stop
Speaker 5: slapping the bar.
Speaker 4: And then they did the whole thing when they grabbed,
Speaker 4: they grabbed like the biggest tallest uh guy or teacher
Speaker 4: in the class and the like comes sit down next
Speaker 4: to me, and they sat down there the same height
Speaker 4: because their torsa is like the same height, full grown
Speaker 4: body and the like were the same side.
Speaker 5: The first the first time, the first time I ever
Speaker 5: saw a little person. Holy ship was that. I just
Speaker 5: don't want to hear anybody. Sorry.
Speaker 11: Anyway, I knew they were I knew they were real obviously,
Speaker 11: but I've never actually seen one in real life. And
Speaker 11: I left the grocery store grabbing lunch the one day,
Speaker 11: I go out side and the little person is sitting
Speaker 11: on the curb facing away from me, smoking a cigarette.
Speaker 5: No independent, I thought for a split second it was
Speaker 5: a child.
Speaker 7: Smoking, and I was like, that's fucking But you see
Speaker 7: that movies and ship, right, Yeah, like.
Speaker 5: It didn't. It didn't click nothing. Hey, I will be honest,
Speaker 5: I said, I look funny, major port, I definitely have.
Speaker 7: I am one of many men that would say if
Speaker 7: I had the opportunity and I was single, and she
Speaker 7: was a good looking little person, I funk the ship
Speaker 7: at her legal age.
Speaker 5: Fine, I'm not that tall, so.
Speaker 29: I feel like I'm a giant talking about the average Yes,
Speaker 29: thank you, thank you for making fun.
Speaker 2: Of Tom and that he's aage somewhat average male.
Speaker 5: Sit is not average male.
Speaker 2: I am not a lepre I would be waiting.
Speaker 3: Tall is overrated.
Speaker 5: Anyway, we hit her hand on everything except a relationship
Speaker 5: that was a knife that was weird.
Speaker 2: Can't your doors at girl's houses doors blacking?
Speaker 7: Still at this conversation, like and I have some that's
Speaker 7: always that blew my mind that he never saw a fucking.
Speaker 5: Like I knew of them. I knew we can't.
Speaker 7: I've never seen one in we knew something. Buddy, my buddy,
Speaker 7: my brother, my buddy's brothers. One of his friends young
Speaker 7: like with all these like dirt bag kids right like
Speaker 7: and uh, you know, they got us into punk music
Speaker 7: and ship and they had a friend they called his
Speaker 7: names his midget and they all called him midget and
Speaker 7: it was just do you smoke weed?
Speaker 5: Soul weed?
Speaker 2: He was like, while I was like older like and
Speaker 2: he he liked being called.
Speaker 5: That really, So it's weird too. It's like it's a
Speaker 5: different every single person like obviously black.
Speaker 4: He like, you can't say it, but if somebody said
Speaker 4: that to me, like up, whitey, if you're like, yo, dude,
Speaker 4: what's going on?
Speaker 9: Like I immediately and we're like, what's going on, Fritz?
Speaker 9: What's There's not much I don't say to going.
Speaker 3: Back to you know, Tom's you know statement there, like
Speaker 3: if I was to find, you know, hypothetically a woman
Speaker 3: that was you know, a little person, and that it
Speaker 3: would look like the one scene from Thunderdome when he's
Speaker 3: riding around.
Speaker 5: Spread running around the around the living rooms.
Speaker 7: So the Vanishing Hitchhiker parts sweet, parts scary. The tale
Speaker 7: of the Vanishing Hitchhiker has been told for years. Two
Speaker 7: boys are driving to a school dance. They encounter a
Speaker 7: young girl on the side of the road, hitchhiking. She
Speaker 7: asked for a ride and a blowjob, fucking. She asked
Speaker 7: for a ride home.
Speaker 5: She asked for it's uh, it's a She asked for
Speaker 5: a look. Welcome to twenty.
Speaker 7: So she asked her and they invited her to to
Speaker 7: the dance. One of the boys lends her her a
Speaker 7: coat and she's because she's cold. They drove her to
Speaker 7: the dance. They had a lovely time. They asked if
Speaker 7: they could see her again. They show up into the house.
Speaker 7: The mom greets the greets them and explains her daughter
Speaker 7: had died on the corner where they picked up her
Speaker 7: twelve twelve days earlier. Sure enough, the coat was found
Speaker 7: in the cemetery where she was buried, draped over a gravestone.
Speaker 5: Oh that just sounds yeah, it just got real sad.
Speaker 5: It just sounds like a shitty day.
Speaker 12: Sad.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's very sad.
Speaker 3: The typical too to day with the sawyer over here,
Speaker 3: it's fair constantly getting draped over tombstone left and beaten
Speaker 3: him for gone raped over?
Speaker 2: Would you fucking a gravestars?
Speaker 5: That blasphemy? That's that's disrespectful. Yeah, that's that's fair.
Speaker 7: That's the same him playing Ouiji board and stuffed in
Speaker 7: the grave while playing boy.
Speaker 5: That's also disrespectful. Yeah, yeah, I didn't say that wasn't.
Speaker 7: So uh So I'm sad. The best story, but it's sad.
Speaker 7: She had a coat, she left it. The boys hat
Speaker 7: thought they had.
Speaker 2: It, but the coach.
Speaker 5: You're doing urban legends, not tragedies, not.
Speaker 8: Just every urban legend tragedy, the Watson murders or whatever, yeah,
Speaker 8: is like and then he stuffed them in a tube,
Speaker 8: dag gone you know what, slit her throat.
Speaker 5: His own child two years old, Like this is a
Speaker 5: fun time over.
Speaker 2: Here, it's so funny.
Speaker 7: So we did that, Chris Watts, let's say as quickly
Speaker 7: was they called them, and know what they call them
Speaker 7: family annihilators.
Speaker 5: That's what they call them.
Speaker 7: So he annihilated his family, He killed his fucking wife
Speaker 7: and his two young daughters because of pussy because another
Speaker 7: girl wanted him and didn't want him to have a
Speaker 7: wife for kids. So in his psychotic, fucked up mind,
Speaker 7: he was like he and people were talking about this reason.
Speaker 7: They were like, it's not that he even like he
Speaker 7: didn't even value them.
Speaker 5: It wasn't something.
Speaker 7: It was a means of gain where it's just like, Okay,
Speaker 7: if they're a problem, and if I get rid of
Speaker 7: that problem, they.
Speaker 5: It's not like.
Speaker 30: And and then like.
Speaker 7: So he fucking kills them and acts like they're missing,
Speaker 7: and then you obviously.
Speaker 5: Very and they put them in barrels like.
Speaker 4: A big, huge like tank thing dumped her down a
Speaker 4: garbage shoot basically.
Speaker 5: Girls anyways, Yeah, no, I just don't tell you this ship.
Speaker 5: He tells me, I want to talk.
Speaker 7: About the residential school. Was like especially when no, I
Speaker 7: don't want to, and I'm like, it's gonna I want
Speaker 7: to talk about cat letter boxes, like I like making fun.
Speaker 5: We just talked about that.
Speaker 7: Actually that's not going to come out to after this,
Speaker 7: But yes, me and Billy were supposed to do this
Speaker 7: episode about this clown creature and it got way off.
Speaker 5: The real talk about letter boxes.
Speaker 10: We could talk about that, I'd use it.
Speaker 5: I'd use it.
Speaker 4: I called them out and googled it and the amount
Speaker 4: of ship that came up was unbelievable, Like it just
Speaker 4: started blowing.
Speaker 5: Like just google cat letter boxes and schools and you
Speaker 5: can go, is it just for the furries?
Speaker 2: It's from people that believe their.
Speaker 3: Okay hold on what exactly leads people to be furzes
Speaker 3: from watching Japanese hen time.
Speaker 2: The idea is.
Speaker 7: Me and Billy did an episode about strange fetishes, so
Speaker 7: I had to research this stuff. So the idea that
Speaker 7: where it comes from a lot of people's sexual fetishes
Speaker 7: come from when they're children. So if you were like
Speaker 7: a kid you like, humped your fucking stuff animal, you
Speaker 7: eventually find attraction.
Speaker 5: That even when you're older.
Speaker 7: So if you like, I don't know, if you had
Speaker 7: an interaction with an older women something very simple when
Speaker 7: you were a kid, am I develop into you?
Speaker 5: You're like you're like when you're older?
Speaker 7: So anything, yeah, yeah, every every like me and Billy
Speaker 7: Tug was in the show and then you.
Speaker 5: Said, why this is even a bucket a solid? The
Speaker 5: whole bikini section is even the jeans.
Speaker 31: Jeans sucks now Winter coats are very water I can't
Speaker 31: get into the water machine section.
Speaker 5: It got weird.
Speaker 30: Look up, hold on, hold on, hold on, before we
Speaker 30: get hold on, hold on, what.
Speaker 3: About like kids like when they used to watch Disney
Speaker 3: and you see the princesses and they're.
Speaker 24: Like, the.
Speaker 2: Princess cartoon port is like a huge thing.
Speaker 5: No, no, not a cartoon port.
Speaker 3: I mean like just the fact of, like you think
Speaker 3: cities have something to do with like a certain attraction.
Speaker 32: Queen Elizabeth was fucking hot. It's Billy loves that lizard
Speaker 32: time going down to his team like this fucking Gucci's like,
Speaker 32: oh yeah, there you.
Speaker 5: Go to You wouldn't like that man whe gorgeous, but
Speaker 5: she actually was.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she had the longest Okay, would you.
Speaker 5: Listen?
Speaker 2: Would you would you fuck her?
Speaker 7: Listen to this?
Speaker 2: Would you fuck her?
Speaker 7: Like you know when she was like eighty or ninety
Speaker 7: but you're in a step VR headset. Oh you see
Speaker 7: her the exact same way she was when she was younger.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I won't because it doesn't feel
Speaker 3: the same. It's like that's not what I'm saying. I'm
Speaker 3: grabbing here, but it's actually here.
Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa? So yeah, you could.
Speaker 7: That's why think about the stuff, the fact that kids
Speaker 7: have so like they have vast access to the Internet.
Speaker 5: I grew up when it just kind of blew up.
Speaker 5: That could be like, oh I can type in boom no.
Speaker 5: But that's the thing.
Speaker 4: You gotta go downstairs on a family comp walk in
Speaker 4: on you at any time, you weren't searching fucking ship
Speaker 4: and if you were ever like you're fucking like constantly
Speaker 4: street history.
Speaker 3: Why has all history gone from last week?
Speaker 5: Remember the old the handheld video game the PSP. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I had an Internet browser. I used the league.
Speaker 7: Really trying to fucking play like tennis at the same time.
Speaker 2: So nobody knows this.
Speaker 5: It didn't loved videos so well, but Google Images did
Speaker 5: just fine. Really, I never had that's the one I
Speaker 5: didn't get it.
Speaker 7: I don't care about say I've ever said the show,
Speaker 7: so that's too late. But like one of the first
Speaker 7: things I ever came to, it's fucking embarrassing was Madonna
Speaker 7: because Madonna used to like post nude all the time.
Speaker 7: She's disgusting now she's a creature.
Speaker 24: But it would like it was like when she was younger,
Speaker 24: and it was like boo and it was like just
Speaker 24: like a nipple, and I was like, all right, we're
Speaker 24: getting there, dude, dud. It took so long and I
Speaker 24: was like all anticipating for it.
Speaker 5: I was like, wow. The first I came was to
Speaker 5: I think, just build up of that. It's loading.
Speaker 7: She was a kid.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 5: I was like, sat him up with Alex, my guy friend,
Speaker 5: not like that, not that sure that.
Speaker 15: So we played team here most people do. It's funny
Speaker 15: as hell, that's fair. No, No, people are like, is
Speaker 15: that dude gay?
Speaker 5: I think it's just my mannerism because you can joke
Speaker 5: and be on. Apparently I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: I always come on the conclusion. When you first met Sawyer,
Speaker 3: just as general Aura, when you first meet him, did
Speaker 3: you think he was a like douchebag?
Speaker 33: No?
Speaker 5: I thought he was my best fucking friend because he
Speaker 5: acted just like Alex. I was like, yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 5: hang out.
Speaker 11: Most most people when they meet me there assume that
Speaker 11: guy's a douche or he's like.
Speaker 31: You.
Speaker 3: Immediately that was like, I definitely have like.
Speaker 7: And and who knows that this is reflects your dating
Speaker 7: life or some ship, but you have the asshole kind
Speaker 7: of face look to you.
Speaker 2: But as soon as we started talking music.
Speaker 7: I was like, okay, you like hip hop and old
Speaker 7: school ship like Underground Wrap, And I was like, okay,
Speaker 7: this is easy.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The first one when I first met him, I was like,
Speaker 3: kind of reminds me of like a douchey Owen Wilson.
Speaker 5: I was like, And then I was like, paint this
Speaker 5: picture wow wow.
Speaker 3: And then I kind of like started like warming up.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, he's nothing.
Speaker 3: When I anticipated like this, he's actually pretty cool. I
Speaker 3: like him, but like first impression, I was like, this guy,
Speaker 3: this guy's.
Speaker 5: Just like to see if you want to come on tomorrow.
Speaker 5: By the way, Alex I got to do for the wedding.
Speaker 5: Your wedding wedding, Yeah, one, your table is definitely like
Speaker 5: me and.
Speaker 7: Your table is gonna be by far the loudest. So
Speaker 7: you've met, You've met Christian. He's gonna you both met Christian.
Speaker 7: He's gonna be there.
Speaker 5: I don't know if he's at her table other than
Speaker 5: those three and Chelsea's.
Speaker 2: This is what it's gonna be.
Speaker 7: Like Chelsea's friend that she she knew when she was
Speaker 7: working in like daycare.
Speaker 5: Can I talked to Chelsea's friend like I talked to these.
Speaker 7: Two she's she's yeah, she's cool like that. Much of
Speaker 7: choice doesn't because is gonna sit there quietly and laugh
Speaker 7: at you guys most likely and then sucking. All three
Speaker 7: you were gonna be going up. I can just be
Speaker 7: like looking over your table. So it's funny we get there,
Speaker 7: so the I guess for the fans to know now,
Speaker 7: because it's kind of like a rand episode a bit.
Speaker 7: We get like instead of doing like we're gonna do
Speaker 7: like a table most people do, like a bridal table
Speaker 7: whatever call it, where you have like the bride and
Speaker 7: the grooms and stuff, we get our own fucking table.
Speaker 7: It's just gonna be us. And I even thought, I
Speaker 7: was like, it's gonna be so weird being the center
Speaker 7: of attention for like one hundred people.
Speaker 5: It's gonna stare at you. All three of us are
Speaker 5: gonna be saying ship. We're just gonna be sitting there.
Speaker 7: We're just gonna be like fucking like I hope they
Speaker 7: kiss with lots of time, and it's gonna be it's
Speaker 7: so stupid. We have to be like ding ding ding
Speaker 7: and we have to kiss. It's like like we've done
Speaker 7: this for like thirty fourteen years or whatever, just bang
Speaker 7: on the.
Speaker 34: Table, level it up, fucking show this wedding what a
Speaker 34: wedding means. So most people fuck on the table in
Speaker 34: front of.
Speaker 5: People at our wedding was the best thing that can
Speaker 5: be all covered to you. Just let the dressed up
Speaker 5: and be like, look at everyone all the fucking man.
Speaker 5: If you all look under your cheers, you all have
Speaker 5: a bottle of barbecue sauce them up and.
Speaker 7: You're gonna say, every on the table or over has
Speaker 7: an orgasm egg for each of their girlfriends.
Speaker 2: And it's like you and so you're looking at each other.
Speaker 5: Who's putting up their ass rock paper scissors an orgasm?
Speaker 3: Can put it under the chair.
Speaker 5: Please. We're so funny, Like what the fun is that
Speaker 5: we got a special surprise you whatever? I wonder if
Speaker 5: there's a device you can if I gotta makes people.
Speaker 2: Listen as a joke. Listen as a joke.
Speaker 5: We're gonna watch everybody. We're gonna need to change.
Speaker 7: We're gonna be doing like obviously slow dances you guys
Speaker 7: have to do jokingly.
Speaker 2: One, he's so funny, just like who takes the lead?
Speaker 33: Whose hips are getting touched? Yeah, you guys, the only
Speaker 33: person who's taller. It sounds oh yeah, I invited, I'm
Speaker 33: taking Why don't I just.
Speaker 5: Wear my dress? Look up?
Speaker 7: It is a university urban legend here in the Philippines.
Speaker 7: There was a female college student. Because it's these are
Speaker 7: Reddit stories. This is from someone who's from that.
Speaker 3: We're all Filipino.
Speaker 7: Actually college student that went into the female restroom and
Speaker 7: found a grown man with his dickhoud Okay, that's not
Speaker 7: what it says. But there was a female college student
Speaker 7: that went into the female's restroom. In the cubicle, she
Speaker 7: could hear a female voice.
Speaker 2: The voice is saying something rotten.
Speaker 5: It's saying some Latin.
Speaker 7: I don't remember the exact words with this guy saying
Speaker 7: something Lattin's going poppy?
Speaker 5: Is that Latin? Because Latin is like a That sounded
Speaker 5: like you were choking on.
Speaker 7: You know, people speak last when they're under getting exercise.
Speaker 5: Now what you do? What are we talking about, right?
Speaker 5: I don't know of any exercise that involved.
Speaker 7: They speak Latin. They speak in tongues. Your religious people
Speaker 7: know this.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's.
Speaker 5: Have you ever been there?
Speaker 2: Sorry, when someone was like fucking possessed by Jesus.
Speaker 7: No, I'm glad.
Speaker 1: No one.
Speaker 5: Jesus doesn't possess people.
Speaker 3: I don't know where people get that.
Speaker 5: Jesus isn't known for possessing people.
Speaker 7: What is that the evangelical churches that do that whole like,
Speaker 7: oh yeah, it's like the power of Christ can pass that.
Speaker 7: This is Jesus's touch.
Speaker 5: And then he's like, yeah, yeah, they look like they
Speaker 5: have like a demon coming out of them. Is so strange. Yeah,
Speaker 5: your sins and yeah they're like throwing Remember church, don't you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, fucking in church for yours. I I chose that
Speaker 4: at the time. I thought weed was more important.
Speaker 5: I stopped going. I think it was creating reasons. I
Speaker 5: love the fucking values.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 5: I loved it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Honestly, I keep saying if I'm gonna, well not
Speaker 4: if when I have kids, I'm gonna definitely.
Speaker 5: Go back to church. Really, it gives you.
Speaker 4: It gives you a lot, It gives you a lot
Speaker 4: of really good hundred percent that makes you just wonder,
Speaker 4: like because it is so fucking wholesome. It just it
Speaker 4: teaches you to care about other people. But you can
Speaker 4: just severely lacking in the world, as you might think.
Speaker 4: I might not, I really do.
Speaker 5: I think more on.
Speaker 7: Ethics are important. But I do think you can teach
Speaker 7: your kids that under your own religion.
Speaker 30: You can.
Speaker 3: But if you have like the compelling theory of like,
Speaker 3: if you don't listen, you're going to a fiery pit
Speaker 3: of hell.
Speaker 5: But he very compelling.
Speaker 18: It's pretty compellings.
Speaker 5: Are gonna die in a year. It doesn't vaccinate them, Yeah,
Speaker 5: just help me.
Speaker 7: Fine, your kids will come out with.
Speaker 5: Doesn't exist, just choke you vax your kids? Or no,
Speaker 5: you don't vax your kids. You VAXX.
Speaker 4: I see, or like what sort of I can have
Speaker 4: my kids like forty years after them, they gotta.
Speaker 12: Come out.
Speaker 2: Live Billy kids at forty autistic?
Speaker 3: At least get some tennis.
Speaker 5: That was a fact.
Speaker 3: Tennis is a concrete fact. Other than that, go wild,
Speaker 3: hold out as much as you want.
Speaker 5: Who who knows?
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 7: I'm sure people know my thoughts on this show. But
Speaker 7: there was a point I was gonna make, but Billy
Speaker 7: made me forget Latin. You know, religion. I'm surprised you
Speaker 7: bring your kids back to church, actually because I do.
Speaker 33: I do so.
Speaker 2: I do think you can teach your kids with moral
Speaker 2: and ethics under.
Speaker 5: Guess guys, who gives lurches from the most not. You
Speaker 5: promise that it's not you, it's their peers. I don't
Speaker 5: want that peers to be school. That's why your home
Speaker 5: to school your kid, and you're rolling away. That means
Speaker 5: someone's got to stay home from work though, Like that's
Speaker 5: just not an option.
Speaker 2: You can't do that anymore.
Speaker 3: In the same time, that's that's a correction for you
Speaker 3: because you're filthy rich.
Speaker 2: I mean, I let Bratt wash.
Speaker 5: Would let Brett fucking speak to my hiuldren.
Speaker 3: We would go four million, and I would give them
Speaker 3: ice cream and like all right here and come back.
Speaker 5: In a full fucking body cast. You're like, he slipped,
Speaker 5: They come back put the bird on you.
Speaker 11: They would come back in a full body cast with
Speaker 11: every new racial slur ever known to man.
Speaker 7: Smoking vibes, smoking this, like that, like the baby off
Speaker 7: of who framed Roger Ratget Robert.
Speaker 2: Robert that's fucking goddamn.
Speaker 5: Cush fucked my brain up, man.
Speaker 7: Obviously, the female student was frightened and hurry back because
Speaker 7: she heard this person in the stall speaking in Latin.
Speaker 7: She then asked her professor what the meaning of the
Speaker 7: word was from what she heard in the rest restroom,
Speaker 7: and the professor said, it means look up, look up,
Speaker 7: so as she's like, she's hearing all this commotion and
Speaker 7: all these Spanish words, and who knows that this woman
Speaker 7: was also frightened or doing it.
Speaker 2: And then if she would have looked up, there was probably.
Speaker 7: Somebody or this woman looking over her because she was
Speaker 7: speaking in all sorts of crazy tongues.
Speaker 5: And she then it means look up.
Speaker 24: So she's taking a poop and she's like, not that,
Speaker 24: like just scared, and then she realized that there was
Speaker 24: someone watching her pee the whole time.
Speaker 5: A poop.
Speaker 2: No, I can't do it.
Speaker 3: Yes, your best impression of Latin?
Speaker 5: Of Latin? Yeah, I've never even heard? Yeah? Can you
Speaker 5: can you give me like some sort of baseline to
Speaker 5: go off of something? Give me a baseline INGI wow,
Speaker 5: it's yeah, like what where's that? I can't hear Latin
Speaker 5: in my head right now?
Speaker 3: Mean, if I had to make it up on the spot,
Speaker 3: I'm going to make it up. Languages is the best
Speaker 3: part Dante's you know, Monte sounds kind of glad, that's
Speaker 3: a Spanish sounds Spanish. But that's that's my best coaching.
Speaker 2: Grand there was there wasn't.
Speaker 5: Kevin check out check out. What were I don't know
Speaker 5: the house. I can't read the letters.
Speaker 2: It's a house in the square box next to it.
Speaker 5: This is.
Speaker 25: So he's on vacation with a bunch of his buddies
Speaker 25: out in like Tokyo or something, and they've been like eating.
Speaker 5: Sushi all week. He doesn't do like Japanese. He just
Speaker 5: wasn't eating right.
Speaker 25: And he's telling he's telling, Oh yeah, he's great, but
Speaker 25: he's he's telling the story about how he's in the
Speaker 25: hotel room just like dying of hunger, and somebody like
Speaker 25: rings the room room service or whatever, and somebody answers
Speaker 25: in English, and he's like.
Speaker 5: Check out, please check out. Well, even I don't know.
Speaker 5: So there's a oh, wait till Brett Stud's fucking wait
Speaker 5: till he's done igniting his sassage.
Speaker 3: Sassage, I'm sorry it requires a lot of heat that
Speaker 3: it's a bit of a three and a half inch
Speaker 3: tobacco sausage.
Speaker 5: Well, this is going according to plan.
Speaker 7: There's an urban legend in Venezuela, uh surrounding I'm not
Speaker 7: gonna l l Sibon El Sibon the Whistler, a figure
Speaker 7: known uh in the wet the wet plans and the
Speaker 7: perish in this region called uh Laos. The whistler is
Speaker 7: usually described as very emancy and an emancy. A man
Speaker 7: dressed in cowboy rags with a white brimmed hat that
Speaker 7: that hides his skeleton face. He runs around the countryside
Speaker 7: and patches of bushes.
Speaker 5: That night he hides and bushes ghost Rider, but for trees.
Speaker 7: Yes, his shoulders are drooping and his gaze cast down.
Speaker 7: He roams the countryside and uhesus. He carries a heavy
Speaker 7: bag full of bones and half decomposed remains over his back.
Speaker 7: True to his name, the entire continuous whistler, he whistles
Speaker 7: at a high chord.
Speaker 2: Uh and this is the progression.
Speaker 14: C D E F G A B C J.
Speaker 5: You're you're whistling on an inhale. I can't here, I
Speaker 5: can't do that.
Speaker 3: That's it sounds like my ringtone. That's what you sounded like.
Speaker 5: You have the you just his exact can you say
Speaker 5: the notes he's hitting again?
Speaker 35: C D E F G A B C he literally okay,
Speaker 35: he's that's that's nothing. He's singing in no song ever.
Speaker 4: That that is literally every fucking note almost that is
Speaker 4: just like you just learned how to play every cord
Speaker 4: on the guitar, and you just start.
Speaker 7: That carries bones on his back, and he's also made
Speaker 7: of bones and whistles.
Speaker 5: How can he whistle when he's made of bones and
Speaker 5: has the lips?
Speaker 21: Oh fucking no, I don't know why any ship his
Speaker 21: own excessive fucking wind.
Speaker 7: The wind through his bones whistles off his bones like
Speaker 7: a walking organ. He's got a dick bone and it's
Speaker 7: got a whole cardon wind fruits, playing dick trumpets and
Speaker 7: skin flutes.
Speaker 4: Somebody would recognize my whistling talents like that, because every
Speaker 4: time I look at someone, I go.
Speaker 12: The go.
Speaker 5: Nobody ever says f sharp minor. He appears to thank you,
Speaker 5: appreciating how much effort exquisite music that.
Speaker 7: Us in a higher in tune with every note. He
Speaker 7: is also unnaturally tall and strong, with some accounts described
Speaker 7: him as towering over six measures almost twenty.
Speaker 2: Feet in height.
Speaker 7: His origin is not clear, with some tales casting him
Speaker 7: as maybe like a parasite. He is rumored to prey
Speaker 7: on lone travelers, especially drunk, or on faithful men. Legend
Speaker 7: has it his ominous whistle is suddenly heard very loud
Speaker 7: and close until the source cannot be pinpointed, contrary to logic.
Speaker 7: When the sound lowers and appears more distant, the whistler
Speaker 7: is very near. He kills either by strangling or blunt
Speaker 7: force trauma. That's nice, victims, and then he throws the
Speaker 7: bones in his bag. He can be seen occasionally waiting
Speaker 7: over the high Whales. I don't know the fuck that
Speaker 7: is someplace in fucking Venezuela. I'm not gonna pronounce it, haidinas.
Speaker 7: I guess that sounds fuck.
Speaker 5: Very close, sounds right, sure, yeah, no one knows that.
Speaker 5: It's not gonna be me pronouncing anything. Southwestern Ontario vocabulary. Yeah, well,
Speaker 5: most typical.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 7: Santana, Santonio, San Antonio, there was no There was a
Speaker 7: school bus that broke down a set of train tracks.
Speaker 7: Before the bus could be moved or evacuated, a train
Speaker 7: barreled down the tracks, tragically killing all that was on board.
Speaker 7: It was such a tragedy the local government eventually named
Speaker 7: all nearby streets after these children.
Speaker 5: It's quite sad.
Speaker 3: So alright, we got billy on the left, got we.
Speaker 7: Got river and rain on fucking note, so as you, Yeah,
Speaker 7: it's not twenty three.
Speaker 5: Name Therin's William. The name of every nineties bully ever
Speaker 5: is Billy? Please me the moom Billy and the boys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think, and then and then their conservative father
Speaker 4: we'll go handle with like a man pund in the mouth.
Speaker 5: So it just hangs around the school yard. Well it
Speaker 5: sounds like Billy's going to jail.
Speaker 7: So as your drive passed a mental institution on roads
Speaker 7: named after dan children, you come to a hill. On
Speaker 7: this hill is where the road meets the train tracks. Oh,
Speaker 7: I've heard this before. So you park your tracks, uh,
Speaker 7: your car on the tracks and put in neutral for
Speaker 7: at effect. You even put some white powder on your bumper.
Speaker 7: Then you wait, you get some baby powder, just like sprinkle.
Speaker 5: Some white powder from.
Speaker 3: Baby powder, always chaping. Don't put some coco on there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, put some white powder on your bumper.
Speaker 7: Snort it and you'll see go every time it's it's weird,
Speaker 7: but every thinking baby patter think of Giant Knoxville when
Speaker 7: they do like the fart.
Speaker 2: So he tested if you can see the fart he's.
Speaker 7: Did it poof poof, because he finds like when he's sleeping,
Speaker 7: it's like.
Speaker 5: Comes out like a glass. It looks like class buddy,
Speaker 5: oh man, I my drunk movie go tos or like
Speaker 5: jackass movies.
Speaker 7: Just fucking laughing because it's white white powder. So you
Speaker 7: put the white powder, you fucking sprinkle on your fucking
Speaker 7: back of your car. Okay, I'm talking about like this
Speaker 7: baby powder fucking starch. I don't give a ship you
Speaker 7: find if you find tiny fingerprints supposed to be those
Speaker 7: are the prints of the proof.
Speaker 5: Of I like that those princes a bumper homes. Yeah, baby, you're.
Speaker 7: Parking some fuckings, like like, what's doing bumper man that
Speaker 7: Jason Chong, he was like, that's not fucking coke man,
Speaker 7: and he's like fucking covered his face and.
Speaker 5: It's like it's salt man. Salt I was looking for girls.
Speaker 5: He would snoring the only powder.
Speaker 7: So it's probably it's supposedly proof that the ghost children
Speaker 7: who have died in the wreck years ago pushed you
Speaker 7: off the tracks to save your car in life from
Speaker 7: being hit by the train like they were.
Speaker 5: Okay, so there's a point to it, you know, just
Speaker 5: looking for this.
Speaker 2: Is there's many legends of this.
Speaker 7: There's the the baby Bridge legend, baby Bridge blood whatever
Speaker 7: it's legend about, like there's this bridge.
Speaker 2: We're supposed to be a woman killed her.
Speaker 7: Baby or whatever, and then are their children or kids
Speaker 7: fell off in a crash, the same kind of idea.
Speaker 7: Crib bridge is what it's called. And then so supposedly
Speaker 7: if you put like white pattern on it or something
Speaker 7: like that, because then.
Speaker 2: You can see the fingerprints.
Speaker 5: Activities well, the same idea.
Speaker 2: It's like if you want to get in.
Speaker 5: Fine to go multiple activity. Is it just paranormal activity, yes,
Speaker 5: paranormal it's not normal activity. It's like it.
Speaker 4: That's what the movie should have been called. That was
Speaker 4: That was the first movie, and that should have been
Speaker 4: paranormal activities.
Speaker 7: The Scandinavian NeSSI is rumored supposed sorry NISI whatever, it's
Speaker 7: n I S S E.
Speaker 2: Nissy.
Speaker 7: Scandinavian Nissy is rumored to be a small you can't
Speaker 7: do there's no Internet.
Speaker 2: This is rumored to be a.
Speaker 7: Small gnome like creature that lives in barns or farmhouses
Speaker 7: and nearby woods.
Speaker 2: The Nissi are.
Speaker 7: Excellent at hiding. You can sometimes turn invisible, so it's
Speaker 7: a creature like alone right barns or farmhouse pathetic in
Speaker 7: the nearby woods. The nieces are excellent at hiding and
Speaker 7: can sometimes turn visible. You'll only ever catch a glimpse
Speaker 7: of them, if that. When treat with respect, a Nissi
Speaker 7: will protect you and your farm. So the nis is
Speaker 7: like the leprechaun. It's a small creature. It could even
Speaker 7: help you with chores, uh supposed to lens will do
Speaker 7: that for you. They'll fix your shoes, stuff like that, right,
Speaker 7: they'll come in. Your shoes will be fucking made a
Speaker 7: pair of shoes just.
Speaker 2: Because of some leprecauns. These things kind of the similar things.
Speaker 7: A lot of these little elemental creatures.
Speaker 2: Do stuff like this.
Speaker 5: They make a pair of Jordan's.
Speaker 7: I'm sure sure if you gave them the chance, they
Speaker 7: might might do so.
Speaker 3: Enough gold coins gonna make anything.
Speaker 5: True, all right, sure?
Speaker 7: And then so you have to treat them with respect,
Speaker 7: and nie will protect you, know everything. They are especially
Speaker 7: fond of animals, But beware a Nissi who feels insulted
Speaker 7: or disrespected can turn mischievous, even vicious.
Speaker 2: To this day, it's traditioned to leave out a bowl
Speaker 2: of porridge.
Speaker 5: I don't know why they'd like that so much in
Speaker 5: the barn for the niss On.
Speaker 7: Christmas Eve, I didn't grow up on a farm, so
Speaker 7: my mom had us put out a bowl in the
Speaker 7: garage instead, just.
Speaker 5: In case, a bowl of cold porridge.
Speaker 2: Porridge.
Speaker 7: So, because of the way this episode went and how
Speaker 7: crazy it went, all sorts of it went all off
Speaker 7: the road. We crashed and we got back in the
Speaker 7: car and then we started driving again.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna leaveing wheel.
Speaker 2: Yes, the god fucking horror.
Speaker 5: The deer jumped in front of it.
Speaker 7: So we're gonna leave the I had idea to bring
Speaker 7: it to a close with the idea behind why Clive
Speaker 7: Barker wrote candy Man, which makes more sense to do
Speaker 7: for Aaron's show anyway, because it's a horror podcast. So
Speaker 7: let's bring it to the close of the last two.
Speaker 7: So there's a legend revolving the collector in Russia and
Speaker 7: actually has real world roots. In twenty eleven, a man
Speaker 7: was apprehended in Russia after his shocking secret was discovered.
Speaker 7: He liked to dig up cadavers and dress up the
Speaker 7: remains to display all around his home.
Speaker 5: Oh God, and ed Green type, they say that would
Speaker 5: smell funky, not their dread out. Do you know who
Speaker 5: ed Geen is?
Speaker 3: Anyway?
Speaker 4: You know, like the fucking the amount of time to
Speaker 4: talk about everything. I'm sure I've heard of him before.
Speaker 7: We did a whole fucking episode forget these things because
Speaker 7: I listened to way too much of you.
Speaker 2: Did a whole entire episode. How many did you kill?
Speaker 5: I don't know, like three or four? You're not two.
Speaker 2: Technically he wasn't.
Speaker 5: Maybe three.
Speaker 2: He's not classified.
Speaker 7: But he's the person that was the Texas chance Masacer
Speaker 7: was based off of because he he was essentially a
Speaker 7: grave digger. He would dig up bodies. He dig up
Speaker 7: bodies of like in the cemetery, freshly dugged graves. He
Speaker 7: would dig up the body and then he would use
Speaker 7: the skin. And it's fine, we joke so much about
Speaker 7: Nazis on this show. He like loved Nazis and was
Speaker 7: interested by the bitch from Buchenwald, which was this SS
Speaker 7: officer that ran one of the concentration camps and she
Speaker 7: used to like do things like me and Ante actual
Speaker 7: talked him this way back in the day about our
Speaker 7: Evil Nazis episode, and she would walk around the concentration
Speaker 7: camps naked, and if you were caught looking at her,
Speaker 7: you would be tortured and she would fuck the prisoners
Speaker 7: and all this stuff.
Speaker 2: She was like a crazy woman.
Speaker 5: It sounds like, yeah, I was staring.
Speaker 7: There's some of them that she would have if they
Speaker 7: she walk around on purpose, well, they says, either naked
Speaker 7: or scantily clothed. And if some of these, you know,
Speaker 7: victims of the concentration camps, Jewish people, other people would
Speaker 7: be caught looking at her, and they would some of
Speaker 7: them they would just be shot the head of instantly dead,
Speaker 7: just like they.
Speaker 5: Yes, they don't really want to take your chances. Like
Speaker 5: you know, you know, I'll clean it up.
Speaker 24: We'll clean clean it up, clean, you know, cleaning clean,
Speaker 24: pain total he dug up twenty nine cadavers.
Speaker 5: Oh god, uh.
Speaker 7: The absolute sickening event had spurred the legend of the Collector,
Speaker 7: a mysterious figure who kidnaps people, slays them, and then
Speaker 7: puts their money mummified remains on display.
Speaker 2: The collect there is known all over the world, but.
Speaker 7: Such stories are the true stories actually come from Russia.
Speaker 7: This story actually has there's a big presence of that.
Speaker 5: It's a real story.
Speaker 7: But like I was gonna say about it again, he
Speaker 7: would take body parts he made. He had a tit
Speaker 7: belt and people would know this other fans. But he
Speaker 7: hated a belt made out of nipples, entire belt, his
Speaker 7: man of nipples.
Speaker 5: Yeah he had.
Speaker 7: He would put on his mom's his mom died, He
Speaker 7: dug up his mom's body and then put on her skin.
Speaker 5: Is that fucked up?
Speaker 24: No?
Speaker 2: No, interesting serial killers are or something fucking crazy?
Speaker 12: He did?
Speaker 2: He found They found the skulls man.
Speaker 7: That he made into bowls that he is cereal out
Speaker 7: of super what thee like?
Speaker 5: That's why that's what gets into the title.
Speaker 7: No, he technically wasn't a serial killer. It's more than
Speaker 7: three victims. Very funny, but like he wasn't considered one
Speaker 7: because of his acts of depravity. That's why he became
Speaker 7: so well known. And that's why they based text change
Speaker 7: mask off of him. Is because he would wear like
Speaker 7: skin suits and ship and dance in the mirror and yeah,
Speaker 7: fun times.
Speaker 2: One last one body under the bed.
Speaker 7: This one some urban legends turn out to be true,
Speaker 7: And that's what I was gonna say that one of
Speaker 7: the candy Man one is actually a true story about
Speaker 7: in when you know people live in the project buildings
Speaker 7: and stuff like that, and.
Speaker 5: Some people being in the walls legitimate. This is a
Speaker 5: true story, but this is not what we're talking about.
Speaker 5: Closet coming out the closet, and I watched your rights
Speaker 5: coming out of the wall. That's like Poulter guy ship.
Speaker 5: That's even worse. No, it's funny. I just to quickly
Speaker 5: say this.
Speaker 7: I just find to finding someone brought up and it's
Speaker 7: such a good point of someone said they were having
Speaker 7: a good conversation with somebody who is trans or whatever, right,
Speaker 7: somebody that's very far left, and because there's people not
Speaker 7: all people are like that and all trans people whatever,
Speaker 7: but they were so far the other way.
Speaker 2: Billy's definitely got to p That's why he wants it
Speaker 2: wrapped up.
Speaker 7: That's why he wants wrapped up, because he's got so
Speaker 7: the So they were like, I haven't this person who
Speaker 7: was claim they having a good conversation with somebody that
Speaker 7: was very far that way. They were getting to a
Speaker 7: point and then they kept calling, well, you're only a
Speaker 7: cist gendered male and.
Speaker 5: They're like, no, I want you to call me a
Speaker 5: real woman. I'm a woman.
Speaker 24: I want you, I don't want to need these. You
Speaker 24: don't even call me cis. That's not what I want
Speaker 24: to be identified as.
Speaker 7: And then they're like you're a fucking transphobe, had a
Speaker 7: bigot and like went off, and the idea these people
Speaker 7: want to be called everything. I always bring this up
Speaker 7: because it's so prevalent in our society right now. They
Speaker 7: want to be like catered to and called what they want.
Speaker 5: But then if you asked to do the same thing, no, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: just ignore it.
Speaker 7: A vacation in couples, newlyweds, Disneyland guests all have been
Speaker 7: the subject of an urban legend involving hotel occupants who
Speaker 7: fell blissfully to sleep, only to wake up in an
Speaker 7: awful stench coming from either under the bed or inside
Speaker 7: the mattress. Closer inspection reveals that a dead body had
Speaker 7: been stashed away, presumably someone that had not died of
Speaker 7: natural causes. The traveling tale has been confirmed by multiple
Speaker 7: times this actually has happened. At least a dozen newspaper
Speaker 7: stories have detailed hotel rooms that had doubled as body
Speaker 7: disposal sites. While the smell is usually apparent right away,
Speaker 7: at least one couple slept auto mattress containing a body
Speaker 7: in Atlantic City in nineteen ninety nine. Cases in Colorado, Florida,
Speaker 7: and Virginia have also been reported. In twenty ten, guests
Speaker 7: at the Budget Lodge in Memphis were horrified to discovered
Speaker 7: that they had been sleeping above the body of Sony Millbrook,
Speaker 7: a missing person. Brook softener had been stuffed in the
Speaker 7: ceiling ties to try to mask the smell. At least
Speaker 7: three other occupants have rented the room since mill Brooks disappearance.
Speaker 7: A court eventually convicted Millbrook's boyfriend of the crime, and
Speaker 7: theff fucked.
Speaker 3: Up wows anymore?
Speaker 5: Lenything about that?
Speaker 3: Bread? What I think about that, I'm thinking about never
Speaker 3: a hotel ever again.
Speaker 5: Motel is probably a lot ones. You're not going to
Speaker 5: get that out of it.
Speaker 7: That's fucking That is crazy. That's a ended on a
Speaker 7: true urban legend. That's fucking crazy that even has happened
Speaker 7: to people where you've slept on top.
Speaker 5: Of a dead person. Yeah, that wouldn't be Okay, that's
Speaker 5: what we call a starfish.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, all right, well bring it.
Speaker 7: For I'm sure he'll come up here at some point.
Speaker 7: But uh for all the fans, uh we do. We're
Speaker 7: doing something different. We're chilling at a bar. We're filming
Speaker 7: literally on my phone for the video and stuff. Like
Speaker 7: that because all the equipment here. So there has been
Speaker 7: some mistakes made and they will be edited prior to
Speaker 7: But I hope you guys did enjoy this kind of
Speaker 7: Shenanigan's style episode because I figured that's what that's what
Speaker 7: it would have been. I figured it was going to
Speaker 7: be this much that I think it would get so
Speaker 7: far off the rails that now it's detached in Ohio
Speaker 7: and there's a lot of people complaining about a weird smell.
Speaker 2: No, but we still got to this point, you know.
Speaker 7: So, yeah, there's a there's real and a real urban legend, Billy,
Speaker 7: because you were a Pippean. I know, I know, I hear.
Speaker 6: That.
Speaker 7: There's there's real stories of people have actually slept on
Speaker 7: top of a dead body being under the bed, or
Speaker 7: there was a story in nineteen ninety nine in Lank
Speaker 7: City where somebody slept on top of a body there's
Speaker 7: inside of a mattress.
Speaker 5: Good fantastic, Listen, I do that every night.
Speaker 2: My girlfriend is already dead.
Speaker 5: She's a she's alive. You'll meet her. She's real making
Speaker 5: it up.
Speaker 7: It's funny because all right, everybody, very luck.
Speaker 5: You meet her shop she's just staring at me. In
Speaker 5: the corner. She had that up. Come home with me
Speaker 5: anyways later.
Speaker 7: All right, Billy's done. I mean the episode is done
Speaker 7: because took off his hat. He's going back to your shift.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: All right, we hope you guys enjoyed this episode.
Speaker 7: Obviously to support us to go to the Patreon by
Speaker 7: merch all that kind of fun stuff. Check out my
Speaker 7: music and Billy's music on Spotify, these guys.
Speaker 5: That's funny. I searched today. It's your Spotify all my music,
Speaker 5: so I know the ratings go on it. I don't Spotify.
Speaker 5: It shows. It shows the most popular. None of us
Speaker 5: have service. Well one song because I think of I
Speaker 5: do and I'm with Freedom. I got service set. Wow,
Speaker 5: I'm with Bell and it's worse.
Speaker 7: Billy's popular song is blue Balls because he has blue balls.
Speaker 7: He knows a song called blue balls.
Speaker 5: He made a song about me.
Speaker 3: All right, wait, hold on, you finish it.
Speaker 7: I just want to say, everybody lick each other's assholes.
Speaker 7: I don't give a ship. Let's try to human centipede.
Speaker 7: We'll start from scumtown brandf and Ontario and we'll leap down.
Speaker 3: No, I said, remember, take nothing serious.
Speaker 2: Take nothing seriously, because nothing has been serious.
Speaker 4: Anyone who took anything seriously is not listening. Promise, don't
Speaker 4: take anything yellow.
Speaker 5: I was yelled at the radios, and it's like, who
Speaker 5: listens to a radio? Welcome back to the old time
Speaker 5: of radio. I'm working a funk off. I said, we're
Speaker 5: gonna follow the horse races today.
Speaker 4: H