Speaker 1: Oh what. They don't call this Oklahoma.
Speaker 2: They call it Coklahoma baby.
Speaker 1: And he died in a hotel the next day on cocaine. Well,
it's well documented, Terry says he had He said he
had heart problems.
Speaker 2: Well, he did have heart problem because he was on Uh,
what's two eight balls? A four ball? A four ball,
a four ball of cocaine. But that could also be
a half ball. No, that's a quarterball. It's a quarterball.
I don't like fractions. Hey, hey, how you doing.
Speaker 1: Where's Ruby?
Speaker 2: She's on her bachelorette party. She's doing our bachelorette party.
I said, what are you doing for your bachelor We're
just going to a nice like like wooded state kind
of thing, Like we're going to like we're going to
have like we're going to cook and have wine and
how many friends? Nine? And I was like, wait, she's.
Speaker 1: Not getting married till the spring, right.
Speaker 2: That's what I said. It's like, why are you doing
it so early?
Speaker 1: Look, I don't want this to be an eighties movie
where you're literally having your bachelor party the night before
you're supposed to wake up early.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a bad ideas.
Speaker 1: That's like an eighties thing. You know, but how about
three weeks before?
Speaker 2: Well, men and women are so different, you know. She
was really looking forward to this, just going out and
having a nice, nice upstate New York kind of get
away with people. And I really I was like, I
wanted to go to Las Vegas and be up till
three o'clock in the morning gambling and picking up my
cuticles because I was losing too much money. You know,
I don't know why. Her bacheloret party is clearly more
enjoyable than that.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed mine, although you didn't, Caitlin would Oh you
went with Dawson fishing my bachelor party? Oh yeah, you
went with that guy who's dead, Douglas.
Speaker 3: He was a friend of mine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, steel trap brain here, I remember everything.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: He wrote a book, right, yeah, Well, he was a
CIA operative that like infiltrated al Qaeda in the Taliban
and then he wrote a book about it, came on
the Croller Show to talk about it, and we became
friends on those fishing trips that we'd go.
Speaker 1: On then, and he wrote a book called Boom Left
of Boom, Yeah, left of And now he's dead.
Speaker 2: How did he dies?
Speaker 3: It's just kind of natural causes. He had a lot
of health problems, and I don't know exactly how he died,
but he was in a coma for like six months.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Langley slowly poisons you if you start writing books
about your ship.
Speaker 1: I was going to take another angle. Thanks for ditching
my bachelor party.
Speaker 2: For that, you had to go fishing to Fishing is disgusting.
Speaker 3: We didn't catch anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't. You don't catch anything. How big of
a boat was it?
Speaker 3: No, it was in somebody We had the cabin. Oh.
Speaker 2: I like that kind of fishing. That kind of fishing
is nice, but you know, the fans know my fishing tails.
It's you go out in the open ocean. It's fucking disgusting. Yeah,
it smells like shit.
Speaker 1: That was one of your buddies' bachelor parties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, six o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: Are we gonna fish Ruby's uh shit, Ruby's husband. If
he comes out here and wants a little party, should
we throw something for him?
Speaker 2: You have a mohawk right now?
Speaker 1: Flow hawk?
Speaker 2: Oh no, you you gave it a different name, which
makes me think that it's intentional.
Speaker 1: Two thousand and four.
Speaker 2: Why are you doing that?
Speaker 1: I didn't actually I had a hat on it earlier
and then I.
Speaker 2: Put some Uh can you push that part down for me?
Speaker 1: I wish there was a female in here so she could.
Speaker 2: She would say what I'm saying. She would Yeah, Okay,
that's that's better. Flow hawk. Guys, we're here to talk
about Real Housewives of Orange County. What an episode it was.
I enjoyed a really, really good time with this episode.
I'm Dylan. That's Pat, that's Kaylen. What's up?
Speaker 1: Great to be here, Kaylen. Are you watching Orange County slowly? Little?
Speaker 3: Piece by piece?
Speaker 2: Okay? What does that mean?
Speaker 3: It means my fiance watches it while I sit in
the bed and mostly squirrel read it and look over
every once in a while.
Speaker 1: I watch a lot of shows like that.
Speaker 2: Me too, but again I'm not looking.
Speaker 3: They infuriate me. They make me very angry, so I
can't really watch the show because then I just get mad.
Speaker 2: All Right, the world? Okay, so this week we go
to Amsterdam. Hurrigets acts some shit like that. Hurriget sucks.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it seems like a tourist trap.
Speaker 2: Obviously, Shannon Badoor is going to She's gonna eat too
much of the the edible. And I've been there before, right,
You're just hungry, you just like car, so you eat
the whole muffin. Before you know it, you're falling on
the floor in a nice Uh where did they go? Amsterdam?
Where is that the Netherlands? A dut are they? They're Dutch?
You're on the floor in a nice Dutch restaurant and
everybody working there I think you're an American pig, you
know what I mean. Yeah, so that's what happened there.
But listen, there's a lot of stuff to get into.
I don't really recall what happened in this episode, but
it was a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was definitely a lot.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it fifty six tits.
Speaker 1: Fifty six oranges oranges.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I liked the episode as well. I have to tell you,
Dylan's gonna like get mad at me. Heather to Row
was so hot on that night out at that restaurant
where they were all wearing.
Speaker 2: Like, why would I get mad at you for that?
Speaker 1: Because you think I sound like a pig?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: But yeah, she did it for me with that look.
A lot of archie stuff this episode not really though.
Speaker 2: No, a lot of archie stuff for you is different
than a lot of archie stuff for people.
Speaker 1: Okay, So this episode was split up into two sections.
One was Jen's bachelor party luncheon.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and then.
Speaker 1: They go over to Amsterdam, in which we discuss did
she really need to have a bridal shower because she's
not going to marry this idiot?
Speaker 2: No? No, he's a criminal. He'll be in jail how long?
Speaker 1: Probably federal prison. He'll get three years. But I will
say this, Ryan finding gainful employment is more likely than
them getting married, and that's not very likely.
Speaker 2: And we should mention that we spoke speaking of people
from this franchise being in federal prison. We talked about
Wendy Ossefo and her husband on our coverage of Real
Housewives of Salt Lake, which you can find a Patreon
dot com slash on another podcast network. That's right, that's
our favorite show. Okay, So how many tits do you
give it?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it forty tits?
Speaker 2: Okay, So and let's yeah, I'm gonna do a better
job at hosting this one. We were a little loosey
goosey with the below Deck episode. We're talking about pink
dot and shit, you know remember when we started talking
about pink dot? Yeah, Caitlin, did you how many oranges
would you give this episode?
Speaker 3: Eighty?
Speaker 2: I really liked it, all right? So we get taglines
for I think the first time this season was that,
I you know what you had? Genuinely think it was
the first time, all right?
Speaker 1: So I think maybe not, because I do remember Heather
de Borro saying I live in a tower because I.
Speaker 2: Always take the disgusting and poor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I remember her saying that.
Speaker 2: But how many times have we gotten the tag lines
this season? Genuinely?
Speaker 1: Not a lot. It's like every other second episode.
Speaker 2: And also like the taglines are of paramount importance to
the housewives. We don't sit around and write these up
for nothing. We have not seen them at all. And
the reason why I know we haven't seen them at
all is because they're so bad. The quality of the
taglines being subterranean would have worn off on me as
we went through the season if I had heard of
them every time.
Speaker 1: But it used to be fun. Hey, Kaylan, do you
mind this is why we have a producer? Kayln, do
you mind looking up Real Housewives of Orange County Season
nineteen taglines.
Speaker 2: I got some of them here, you do. Life can
be hard, but not as hard as my abs is gens.
Speaker 1: That's gens.
Speaker 2: Yep, that's so bad.
Speaker 1: It's not good.
Speaker 2: It's so bad. And then we get to Emily's who
says I might not be your cup of tea, but
I'll bring you an espress on martini.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's a callback to something that most viewers
probably don't even equate her with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can't be that niche. No one thinks Emily and
thinks espresso martini. We think his son who likes French fries.
Speaker 1: No, he doesn't like him.
Speaker 2: Oh he doesn't.
Speaker 1: Should have said I'll do a drive through.
Speaker 2: Well that's not a good one.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, what are the tag line?
Speaker 3: I mean, I can play the play. Oh wait, it's
on Bravat. It's gonna take me. We're gonna have to
watch the mads first.
Speaker 2: Well, you watch the lads. Okay, I'll bring you an express.
Speaker 1: What was meatballs?
Speaker 2: Meatballs? Actually wasn't that bad. It was something like real estate. Yeah,
I'm a meatball and I'll sell you a house if
you want, or something like that. You got it, buddy, Yeah,
let's see what are these?
Speaker 1: Life can be hard, but so are my ad.
Speaker 3: The one the only dogs in my life are Golden Retrievers.
Speaker 2: Okay, can you pause that.
Speaker 1: Archie has thoughts?
Speaker 2: What are you going to say that one's not horrible?
But it's factually incorrect because there aren't multiple Golden Retrievers.
There's just Archie, and he's one and and he doesn't
want to be in her life. He's he's scared for
his own life every day because he's in her life.
Speaker 1: So what's that, Archie? She's down even fifth of vodka
all day?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry to think about, Like, how sad
is it that it's a one in a billion chance
that you have a connection with an animal where you
can speak their language and the only thing he use
is it for is to say she's drinking again.
Speaker 1: My mom and my step dad, Jimmy Dell, their beloved dog, Brittany,
died yesterday. Oh can I read you the post that
Jimmy Dell, my stepdad wrote about it. You would fucking
think that his child died.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, Brittany probably was his child.
Speaker 1: It was his child. I wish he loved me this much.
Speaker 2: He doesn't though he loves Brittany more. He Brittany doesn't
fucking ask him to fly out to Los Angeles and
then get all guilt. You know, what do you what
do you call it? Guilt? What? Guilt? Trippy? When when
he doesn't come out Brittany doesn't do that?
Speaker 1: Oh, Jimmy said, he's never coming out here again, all right.
So he posted a picture of Brittany and he says
today was the hardest day of my life, saying.
Speaker 2: Goodbye, Jesus. You never had a dog before, not one
that he liked. I'll tell you what I've put cats
down before. When Dot goes, it'll be the hardest day. Yeah, yeah,
oh yeah, there's going to be a bad day.
Speaker 1: I love this guy. This guy's been in my life
since I was ten, for good or bad. He said,
My girl, Britney, you loved everyone. Thank you for the
best fourteen years forever in my heart. That's a seventy
two year old man there.
Speaker 2: That's sweet.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: I love Britney, little mutt, little puffball.
Speaker 1: I want to see what I've read to him. Oh
thirty two comments.
Speaker 2: Jesus boy, Jalen, keep playing the taglines.
Speaker 1: I may not be your cup of tea. But I'll
bring you in this forsa Martiniugh.
Speaker 2: I love life in the hills, so I always take
the high road. Keep pause that for a second. You
don't live in the hills. You live in a fucking
hiring monolithic high rise in Century City.
Speaker 1: WHI drove buy it like two days ago.
Speaker 2: And if there are any hills you live in the
hills of Orange County, which are not, you don't even
live there. It's it's a house that you sank a
bunch of money into. Josh Flagg has to sell it.
Speaker 1: I've mentioned this. I want the audience to understand this
and finally come on the same page as Patty. The
Debros have two storylines. Our real estate portfolio and our
kids are fucking awesome. That's it, all.
Speaker 2: Right, let's round this out. Okay, Yeah, I may work
in real estate, but that doesn't mean I'm buying what
your selling. I like that, Yeah, I like that one.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give that one as the fout.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and
nothing but my truth.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's horrible, that's horrible.
Speaker 1: Okay, My truth means whatever I've concocted around.
Speaker 2: What my truth means. I'm lying, that's what That's what
it means when Katie's talking. Okay, what's Tamor's I'm taking
a hard look in the mirror and my reflection is
still hot. I don't know about that. That's not good.
All right, let's get it. Sherman Liberty Gardens, Sherman Liberty Gardens,
stormspnoors pissed the fuck off. The plates are wrong, the
food is wrong. We're celebrating Gent's marriage and this luncheon
has to be perfect. Also, it's happening tomorrow. Can you
make it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, So let's discuss Shannon Badours event planning. First off,
knucklehead Dylan and I have planned a lot of events together.
I've planned a lot of parties on my own. Rental
companies fuck up. Part of your job is to be
there when the delivery guys who have nothing to do
with your order start pulling shit out of the back
of their trailer truck. You should have your checklist there.
You don't just get to show up at the party
like you're a guest.
Speaker 2: No no, no, And in theory, you want to let
the rental company know more than twenty four hours in
advance that you need a certain kind of knife, because
if you give them twenty four hours then they just go, well,
this is what we can get ya, you fucking crazy, drunk.
Speaker 1: Bad Shannon Badoor also did something that drives me nuts,
which is.
Speaker 2: No, we love Shanna Badoor.
Speaker 1: We got She got emotional with the person on the
phone with unnecessary information, like this is really upsetting me.
The person on the other end of the phone doesn't
give a flying fuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What you should be in at this point is how
do we fix this mode? As opposed to let me
graft how I'm feeling emotionally on you.
Speaker 2: Pat's event planner hat really got a.
Speaker 1: Cup note on I'm good, I'm good.
Speaker 2: I know you're good.
Speaker 1: I've thrown amazing parties.
Speaker 2: All right, so we got Well. The voiceover of this
woman being screamed at is also really odd. Also, it's
a little unreasonable to do this within twenty four hours.
Gretchen arrives first looking the most prosperity gospel she's ever looked.
I mean, this is Joel Lostein's like third wife. You know,
Shannon hasn't spoken to Gretchen since she screamed and stuff.
The cowboy thing for exonneries. So we talk about how
that whole thing went down, and Gretchen says that the
biggest difference, Oh, there are big differences between her and Tamra,
And Gretchen actually has a list of those differences. And
ironically enough, that list of differences between her and Tamra
makes her and Tamra so alike.
Speaker 1: Yes, because you're keeping tabs on this, you're actually writing
this shit down, And I'm gonna dare I say, Gretchen
is much much sadder than Tamar at the fact that
you've lived in this world while not on TV, are
getting a paycheck for this for twelve years, Like this
is your world is pretty sad.
Speaker 2: I think it's sadder too. I think it's less sad
to not be in the world.
Speaker 1: But if you're still wanting to be in the world,
wouldn't you argue that sadder?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, a couple things you glossed over, Dell. This
party was thrown last year. I like to know something
that's not happening. That would be her and Ryan's wedding.
Speaker 2: No, that's not happening. It is not happening, and it's weird.
Jen's done this real rug pull on everybody, right, you know,
their marriage is a lot like the hawk to a
meme coin. We announced this, everybody's really excited about it,
and you just find out that it was all for gazy.
Speaker 1: There's a coin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why she faded into irrelevance because the coin
was extortion or or a racket or whatever the fuck
you call it. It was a crime. Wow. Yeah, I
was going to listen to her podcast. Well, she has
really good conversations with people. I will say the the
Okay hawked To had Larry Summers on her show and
they had a really really interesting conversation about fame Israel.
Wow going there, huh yeah, And they actually navigated I
thought pretty sensitively, you know, because Larry Summers is on
one side and she's on the side of the Palestinian people,
and they just had a good coming together. They also
talked briefly about spitting on cocks, but that was she
has to do. That's her kind of intro. She goes, hey,
have you ever spinn on a cot? And then they
get into the conversation.
Speaker 1: No one wants a dry rub?
Speaker 2: Nope, No, she had Anthony Wiener on. I thought that
was a good conversation. Wow, yeah, Mom, Donnie was slated
to go on, but then this whole shitcoin thing happened
and then.
Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, I would have loved to hear that conversation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and get in the comments that is saying your
favorite podcasts.
Speaker 1: Gretchen, I have to say this about her, you.
Speaker 2: Know, I you know why we got thrown off a
little bit. There. Caitlin's on his phone right now. It's
really distracted.
Speaker 1: Why are you staring at it? He gets to be
on his phone, you think he wants to listen to
us talk. Yeah, all right, Gretchen shows up. I didn't
like her hair.
Speaker 2: No, no, she looked like she was going to her
hair downs or something.
Speaker 1: Well, it looked like it was from the seventies, like
Farah Fawcett, and it made her look like she was seventy.
Speaker 2: Oh do you remember Diane Keaton died?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So sad.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you not like Diane Keaton?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I did. I saw Annie Hall. I thought it
was genius.
Speaker 2: Okay, my mother in law hates Diane Keaton.
Speaker 4: Your mother in law, yeah, CEC's mommy, Yeah, hates Diane Keaton.
Speaker 1: Interacted with her.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's just I think there's something. I
think Diane Keaton may have Anne Hathaway energy for a
generation of people that grew up with her. Get in
the comments, let us know. I'm not sure not to
say that we have a bunch of old ladies listening
to us. I'm not trying to aid Chamber or anything.
But like, if if you grew up watching and uh,
Diane Keaton, are you were you annoyed with her? I'd
be interested to find out.
Speaker 1: I love The Wives Club, I love Annie Hall. And
then what else was she in? The Father?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, that's right, Thank you, Caitlyn welcome. She was
also in those those incredible movies with Jack Jack Daniels,
what's his name, Jess Nicholson?
Speaker 3: Something about Schmidt?
Speaker 1: Now that was.
Speaker 3: Deer In.
Speaker 2: Do google what is the movie with with? Ah? You
know that white guy he was in? Uh not Martin short,
but the other guy, Steve Martin. Steve Martin who well, yeah,
they were in a movie together, Steve Martin Diane Keaton.
Uh not Father of the bron No, no, no, yes,
that's not the one I'm I'm referring to, though, God damn,
what was that movie?
Speaker 1: I think they made a TV series about it with
Dak Sheppard.
Speaker 4: Parenting, Diane Keaton, sorry, Diane Keaton and Jim who's that
guy from the office.
Speaker 2: Jim was John Krasinski, John Kristinsky.
Speaker 1: This is this is what happens when Ruby's not here.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's my bad. It was actually Meryl Streep.
Speaker 1: It's complicated, it's complicated.
Speaker 2: But she was in another one. I don't know what
it was called.
Speaker 1: That was two thousand and five. Yeah, that was what's
it called? Till of Kaitlin?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Which one the one they know that Keanu Reeves was in?
Speaker 2: And Jack Nichols said, Jack Nicholson and Keanu Reeves. Yes,
it wasn't any given Sunday. Well, it wasn't any given Sunday.
Was it as good as it gets? No? No, but
that was like a pre What was the one with her?
She's like a baker. Maybe that was Meryl Streep. She
was a baker.
Speaker 1: How many oranges do we give this episode?
Speaker 2: I gave it fifty something, I gave forty all right,
all right?
Speaker 1: So all right, so the ladies, oh, the bride nod
to be shows up because there's no fucking way they're
getting married, and then jokes are made about Jen never
getting married, Meatball takes the first shot. Way to go Meetball,
She says, you aren't marrying the carpet you walk all over.
Oh sorry, that was my joke. And then it's noted
that Heather de Brow is the only successful marriage on
the frame.
Speaker 2: Well, Jenna's a scarlet letter hanging over her because she's
been divorced, and we celebrate her. I love Meatfall, Meatball
being uncomfortable by that little guy talking about wanting to
like sucker tits and stuff all the time. Now, Shannon
says that we should all give We should all give
Jen marital advice, which is a bad idea, and Tamra
is actually the most sound one out of all of them.
She says, well, we have all failed at this catastrophically,
so you should know what to do by now. But
it would seem as though Jen doesn't because she's shacking
up with an embezzler who's going to be spending multiple
years in federal prison. But the thing that stood out
to me the most during this kind of advice circle
was Emily, who I didn't know had been divorced before,
but says something so crazy given the nature of their
relationship Shane is my person. Now. People are into all
kinds of stuff. If you want to slap a helmet
on and have a lean cuisine put upon your lower back,
if you're into that, that's your person. But something about
Emily thinks that it makes me think that she's probably
not that into that.
Speaker 1: Well, let me tell you something. Emily is very limited
and very uninteresting. During this thought thoughtful conversation, she asks
a heather to Row if she farts in front of Terry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who doesn't fart in front of their their loved one?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: I don't, Yeah you do?
Speaker 1: No, I don't.
Speaker 2: You're so weird?
Speaker 1: Nope, I don't. We keep it sexual.
Speaker 2: Farting in front of somebody doesn't eliminate sexuality. I'm not
saying you have to spread your fucking ass cheeks open
and fart on the other person. I'm not talking about
a galen.
Speaker 3: I do not fart in front of my significant other.
Speaker 1: Does in front of you? Yeah? Try to keep it sexy, ye,
keep it sexy?
Speaker 2: What is wrong with you? Guys? I'm I am not
going to be made to feel like I'm the weird
one here.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, we're not making you feel like anything.
Speaker 2: I mean, can the comments help me out here? I mean,
sometimes you have to fart. You're you're the person you're
in a relationship is supposed to be your best friend.
You should be able to fart in front of your
best friend.
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's disrespectful.
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Speaker 1: By the way. Some other advice offered by the ladies
good communication, good conflict resolution, and be that person's best friend.
Speaker 2: Yep, fart. So it's beautiful that we can all sit
together here. Someone says and decides that we're all going
to go on a track.
Speaker 1: Where should we go, ladies? Yeah, like you have a
fucking say right.
Speaker 2: They're going to hair and Glocked and it's an Amsterdam.
But first, let's get to an update with Terry and
Heather on their house.
Speaker 1: If you don't mind, I'll break down the game, please do. Okay?
We land on the Debro's condo also known as their
fourth property and only because production loves the Debros, where
we explore her one storyline, which is they're selling a
place they're renting of a place, they're buying a place
Oh wait, they're selling that place. Oh and they'd rather
be on a private jet. Rinse, repeat, recycle, here we go.
Speaker 2: Mmm, they would rather be on private planes in Paris
than doing construction.
Speaker 1: It makes me think if I didn't have a buddy
that worked on that show with him as a plastic surgeon,
I would not think Terry was a plastic surgeon, just
because he acts so poor with his bragg Yeah, you
know what I mean, like discussion should we sell this place?
I mean, look, we bought it for twenty I mean
we might have to sell it for thirty and we.
Speaker 4: Wow, nobody wants to be wearing hard hats when we
could be flying private planes.
Speaker 2: A get off TV. No one gives a shit.
Speaker 1: You're a loser.
Speaker 2: We talked about this before. I don't care how much
money you have. Okay, you're a loser.
Speaker 1: And you're a miserable son of a bitch. And stop
lying about your brother who didn't die over Okay, he
had enough cocaine in his body to kill four rhinoceroses
and he yelled out at Oklahoma a music festival which
was called Rockklahoma. Oh but I don't call this Roklahoma.
Speaker 2: They call it Coklahoma Baby.
Speaker 1: And he died in a hotel the next day on cocaine. Well,
it's well documented, Terry says he had he said he
had heart problems.
Speaker 2: Well, he did have heart problem because he was on
Uh what's two eight balls? A four ball? A four ball,
a four ball of cocaine. But that could also be
a half ball. No, that's a quarterball. It's a quarterball.
I don't like fractions. What is Terry's brother? What was he?
Speaker 1: He's the singer of Quiet Riot.
Speaker 3: Come on, feel the noise?
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, son of a bitch was losing his
hair when he was like thirty two.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Heather's mother, how old is is? She must
have had her when she was so young.
Speaker 1: Did you like how we got to see both parents
still alive like season her second season on the show.
Speaker 2: No, I don't remember that.
Speaker 1: They did a flashback to it in this episode.
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh my.
Speaker 1: Her dad worked in Amsterdam and now his ashes are
in a zip lock bag.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And Heather's joke is that she has the same
relationship with her father now that she did as she
did when she was young. Yeah sick burn, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Let me personal story here. I know we're going long.
We have to have dinner. My family lost my uncle
Barry's ashes. That's how my family works. Hey, mom, are
we gonna have a funeral for uncle Barry? Probably not.
We can't find his ashes. We think it got thrown
away with a bunch of his furniture when they went
to the dump.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your mom, what was what was that time when
you asked about cousin Mickey or something and he was
in the throes of heroin addiction but she said he
was doing okay, Oh yeah, yeah, okay. So anyways, Heather's
father didn't like having a family and was very detached,
and that's why Heather is the way she is. Parent
your kids as well as you can. So we get
lots of cool bummer shit with the rest of the couples,
Fruit and cheese. With Meatball and Travis, they talk about
Joey's horrible mother about how things are turning around, and
then we get to Gin and the Little Fella who
talk about I think Jen and n otf says that
she has a reservations about getting married just because she
doesn't want to be legally tied to somebody who's going
to prison soon.
Speaker 1: But we also a toolbag that wears what he chose
to wear on filming day.
Speaker 2: Yello.
Speaker 1: Travis Parker called from two thousand and five, he wants
his jeorts and dumb trucker hat back.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, what a loser? Uh huh yeah.
Travis Pastrana called fucking weirdo. Travis Pastrana at least like
does triple backflips and has broken his back seven times.
It's a skateboarder, he's a motocross guy. Oh but Ryan
does that thing where he goes, I'd like you to
wear this trench coat and underneath I don't want anything
going on, And she's like, okay, well, i'll send you
some videos when I get to Amsterdam. Are we really
sending video We're just sending videos to each other like that.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out who needs who more. Ryan
needs Jen or Jen needs a free place to live.
Speaker 2: It's fifty to fifty maybe fifty one forty.
Speaker 1: You notice you heard the storyline where her little VJJ
is so like it's being there's some medical issues that
she can't have sex with him.
Speaker 2: It wasn't. I don't think that it was a medical issue.
I'm not sure. I think she might have had pelvic
floor issues or something like that. But she just got
a complete new paint job on the thing.
Speaker 1: I know, but she's still not having sex with this idiot,
and I think it's because she's repulsed by him.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It is jet dive hair job.
Speaker 2: All right, So we get to we'll get to that
in a sec. First, we get to jen A and Eddie.
She doesn't like Gretchen got it. He's going to get
the cowboys steak. But they discussed Sophia having sex, and
because of that, they're going to try to move her
out of state. Looks like this whole musician's institute. The
thing is going to blow up.
Speaker 1: Well, No, I think storylines are We're off in our
chronology here if you're following the timeline. I don't think
she's gone to college yet. But in the past episode
she was already enjoying am I.
Speaker 2: Is this too much coffee? No, you don't think of
venting unus.
Speaker 1: It hurts your tummy, hurts my head, it gives me headaches. Yeah,
I have some adva. We'll go in the after we finish. Okay, Okay,
So they discussed being empty nesters nesters, but also their
bad communication is hurting their relationship and Eddie thinks she's
a drunk.
Speaker 2: M hmm. My favorite part of this episode was Tamora's
husband just openly calling her a drunk on camera. He goes, well,
I think we have a problem with communication because the
only time that you actually try to express anything to
me is when you're blacked out, and he goes, I
would like you over the cowboy steak. He says, I
would like you to just when you're sober, talk to
me about things, and she cuts him off at the
pass and says, well, that's never gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine what a tortured mind, what a torturous existence.
Speaker 1: Well, she wants her, she wants her her Little and
Key drink.
Speaker 2: So we get ready for this trip. For a long time,
we're calling up about mazes and we're gonna get stoned.
You know, the ladies just have to show up for work.
This is not it.
Speaker 1: Well, and it must be tough for Shannon Badoor because
she's realizing she has a toe that's rotting off her foot.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was gross.
Speaker 1: Because it's tired of being drunk.
Speaker 2: You know, if you're a drunk. Your toes are too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a This is when Archie says he
wants to run away. Yeah, what's that Archie.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's there's another one there that's Archie Archie. What
is the name of that YouTube video.
Speaker 1: Dog's barking?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think there were multiple. You gotta find
just one that says dog barking. I think next time.
So we're flying Jet Blue first class to Amsterdam. What
do you think these tickets are fouls bucks each. I
think they're probably more we land. Of course we're going
to shop and of course, but Dora grew up on boats,
so she's arranged to have the ladies tour the canals.
Does that make any sense?
Speaker 1: Well, her dad lived there, and they're going to pass
by his little place there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hanka jewel is what they say to people. And
we head up to our rooms. We get a shot
of Shannon's feet and I'm happy that the glam didn't fly.
The Glam flying is like it really I feel I've
talked about it before, but it betrays the spirit of
the show a little bit, like these are not celebrities
by any stretch of the imagination. Okay, So we head
down for drinks. Tamra is wearing booty shorts and Emily
is in I don't know what that is the dress? Okay, god, what.
Speaker 1: Is that call where they wear slits? You're talking about
how it was like slit up the leg.
Speaker 2: It was like cut all over the place. Yeah, yeah,
it was an intense stress. And then we didn't see this,
but Jen is just wearing a thong and fish nets out.
So they're having a really good time. They're they're letting
it fly. We go to a canal called the Single
Canal and the ladies go that's for Shannon.
Speaker 1: And her dead toe.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's when heather to Bro suggests that they cruise back
to the place where her dad hung.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yep, yep, exactly, and we get more into
the the heather to Bro family drama. I roll into,
I roll into the next We talk about building teddy Bears,
and somehow that triggers her Tourettes to talk about her
son who likes rice.
Speaker 1: That's right, Luke, he doesn't eat French rice or rice,
and no one gives a shit, kind of like you
didn't know your kid couldn't read when he was in
the fourth grade. Yeah, Jesus Ago, Andy, no more of this.
Speaker 2: No more of this. I saw a really awkward moment
the other night and watch What Happens where some teeny
bopper was on and Andy.
Speaker 1: Who's the guy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Andy said like, you have a hot take on
the Housewives, and it seemed like Andy was taking off guard,
and you would think that the segment producer would be like,
let's hear what the take is going to be, but
he said, you gotta let gen Shaw back on the show,
and Andy was just like super uncomfortable with it the
entire time.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think he told the kid, you know what
you're talking about? Shut up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, shut the fuck up, because that very clearly there's
something legally disconcerting with having her back on and stuff
like that. I don't know, maybe Shannon cannot forgive Tamra
for for the things that she said because she's a
cunt and Tamra says, you know, fights back or and
we have this conversation about who's a cunt and who's
not a cunt and stuff like that. You know, I
don't think that this is the best Real Housewives of
Orange County recap podcast.
Speaker 1: You don't think so?
Speaker 2: Now, probably not I mean it might be if you're
looking for like people to really have a good grasp
of the show, this might not be the best one.
Speaker 1: I've been watching it since its inception.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, So we get a little glance at
Gen's outfit, like I mentioned, she's just wearing a thong outside,
and then we split up for a pot store and
cock decoration. So and this is when we get to
Gen getting her vagina completely retooled. I don't know. Again,
this is this is murky waters for me to tread in.
This is where Ruby would just say don't but Jen,
it's her choice to do this. Knowing what I know
about Gin, it seems like, well, she's a very vain
and shallow person. So I know, Jen, Yes, I mean.
Speaker 1: You know, when we're looking at her fellow cast mates,
she is definitely on the low rung of where I
feel she sits in that hierarchy.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think so. I think that there's a
difference between being super narcissistic, like pathologically narcissistic in vain.
I think Jen is like very very obsessed with her
the way that she looks, and I think that she
didn't do this necessarily for Ryan, But I don't think
that her not having sex with Ryan because she's getting
a new Mazda down there is any example of him
sacrificing for her or them. She's doing it for them,
and he strikes me as I mean, he's a little
guy in these big, big skater shoes, and I'm sure
he's like, why don't you get your fucking vagina re done?
And you know, she's like, that's a.
Speaker 1: Great idea, can't wait to see it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1: So meanwhile, Jen, Emily and Tam Ratt they do the
designing dildos. This is so played out, and we learned
Jen can have sex now, and then Jen got to
save a date, so she got to save a day
card for Jesus Jugs's wedding.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Now is this will piss Shannon Badoor off, obviously because
Johnny Jansen is her former love.
Speaker 2: Right, And this brings up Tamar's accusation and Emily's co
signing of Shannon's attempts to control the narrative in the group.
And I really did not understand Shannabadoor threw a luncheon
for Jen because she's a disorganized, drunk. I forgot it
was the next.
Speaker 1: Thing I can help us wave these waters. Shannabadoor foresaw
that Jen may be invited to Jesus Jugs's wedding. Oh,
so by throwing her a bridal shower, she would curry
favor with her to say, this is my real friend.
When I get that invitation, I will respectfully decline it
because Shannabadoor does not want to hang out with anybody
that's celebrating the day of a wedding of two people
that she despises. I understand women.
Speaker 2: Okay, interesting, all right, let's get to dinner. Shannon's way
too high, and we should say that they do the dicks.
And these dicks are not like the Whacker. I mean,
you can't use these anything.
Speaker 1: These would not be part of the Whacker.
Speaker 2: No, the whacker is sleek. It is functional and plasterol
grooved for comfort. Right, these have fucking rhinestones on them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the ladies joke about being Eskimo's sisters. Who
fucked who shared the same guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is where I'm saying, I don't think it's
the greatest. Uh oh, but but Tamar and Jesus drugs
bang the same guy who then also I guess, you know,
chuck potato water on somebody else. I'm not really sure,
but it's disgusting and fucking.
Speaker 1: As the dinner has taken Shannon Bador starts hearing voices. Yeah,
you know, I have to say this about this episode.
For once, we're goddamn having fun.
Speaker 2: I think it's yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Here was the voice. He doesn't want to come home.
Speaker 2: Yeah no. But this is where I take a little
bit of umbridge with Archie, because I understand you're not
in a good spot, right. You know. Your your mom
puts you in Tesla's and even into walls, and I
understand that there's an automatic driving function on there, but
she doesn't use it. But you cannot. It's like complaining
about a job and quitting before you have the next
one lined up. You have to find other ownership before
you can go. I don't want you to come back
because you don't have thumbs, so you're going to be trying,
right exactly. So Shannon goes under the table and she's
a complete space cake and everyone is just like you mentioned,
having a good time. Next week, I think we're gonna
have some some real fighting again, and.
Speaker 1: There's a nice reprieve though this episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought it was a good fun time.
I'm getting the comments. Let us know what you thought
of the episode. And until next week, I'm Dylan saying goodbye.
Pat say goodbye.