Speaker 1: The Bench with Jacob Hester and Matt Flynn.
Speaker 2: Say Hester and Hester got at a pot.
Speaker 1: From carrying each other to and Natty to carrying each other.
Speaker 3: On the air'st Control.
Speaker 1: Live from the Raising Caine Studio, It's off the bench.
Speaker 4: All right, welcome back an hour to three of O
t B from the Raise of Kane Studio. Jake Flynn
alone with Tatee all here within this Friday morning getting
you ready for the weekend. We do have a rule
change in college football, so for at least one season,
a targeting penalty will no longer automatically take a college
football player off the field for the following game. So
the Division One Football Bowl Subdivision Oversight Committee that's real
wordy on Thursday improved a one year trial rule that
gives a player a break for his first targeting penalty.
So for the twenty twenty sixth season, a player disqualified
for targeting for the first time in the season can
participate in the following game. The trial rule will apply
regardless of which half the targeting penalty is called in,
So you know, used to if you got in the
second half, you missed first half of the next game.
Who draws his second targeting penalty of the season will
be required to set out the first half of the
next game. A player who draws his third targeting penalty
of the season must set out the full following game.
Stupid No players were disqualified for targeting three times in
the twenty twenty five season.
Speaker 3: Though, Okay, so if you get two targeting calls at
any point, first play the game, last play of the game,
it's just whatever the next game is. You missed the first,
all right, I mean it's better, it's better. But I
do like the NFL. I don't like the trial too,
Like hadn't this been trialed before? Like every league ever.
I just don't care. The current rule better than better
than what you have now. We're healing, right, We're healing
a little bit. They just don't want to rip the
band aid off to like a good rule.
Speaker 5: I still don't like I'm getting ejected from the game
at all.
Speaker 3: I don't either.
Speaker 5: No, at least in like a playoff situation like with
the Miami and Old Miss one of Miami's best defenders
had to sit out the first half of the National
Championship game because of that. Like, at least at least
you could avoid that in the future, like.
Speaker 3: The NFL, they've tested it, right, and you have a
fine system blah blah blah, but like you can get
suspended in the NFL per review of the organization. Like
if you're just doing something wild behavior, like you can
get suspended. That should kind of be the say, just
don't put a hard and fast rule on it, like
it's dumb.
Speaker 4: Every every targeting penalty is going to be different. Now
if the guy like puts the guy in his cross
hairs and sizes him up and launches and it's yeah,
it's different, then like the one with weeks got kicked
out of the Florida.
Speaker 3: Game, right, it should be under peer review pretty much
about suspensions and things like that, because like, okay, you
put a hard and fast role. Okay, what if it's
the last play of the game, a kid, last game
of the season and kids having a bad game, he
didn't like a kid, He's going to take a shot
at him because he knows there's no penalty for it, right, Right,
that kind of behavior should be under review. Yeah, but
not a hard and fast rual.
Speaker 4: I'm glad that. Hey, where it's better though, Yeah, it's better.
They still can continue to work on it. It's the
roulette wheel of targeting. So you know, unfortunately like that
part of it is still going to be as far
as missing games. But and you're gonna get kicked out
of that game. I don't see any language it changes that.
So when it happens in that game, you're gone for
the rest of that game, first or second half, no
matter when it happens again. Man, it's just like, I
like that, you're not going to miss the next game.
That's big, that's huge. You're right, But I hate missing anytime.
Because we talked about it whenever it happened two wit weeks,
we thought he was probably go to the NFL. We
didn't know he's gonna get hurt, right, They're like, man,
you only get like five of those maybe in a
four year career. Like those turned up all the way
to an eleven Saturday night games main ESPN against the
rival and fully throated stadium.
Speaker 3: And I bet, like, now that this rule has come out,
I bet Dabo has his attorneys out there and he's saying, well,
what if it was in the second half last year,
can we still get him suspended for the first half
of the first game?
Speaker 2: Not to interrupt Yep, we've got some serious breaking news.
Rivers just texted me. Chuck Norris died.
Speaker 3: Eighty six.
Speaker 2: I think that's more important than whatever you're just saying
targeting in college footb Yeah.
Speaker 3: Whatever.
Speaker 5: I went to the hospital yesterday though they said it
was a medical emergency, and yep.
Speaker 3: M I had also seen something that said, I know
that's it.
Speaker 6: Rest in peace, Chuck.
Speaker 3: I saw something that he had gone to the hospital.
But I saw somebody say the hospital is expected to
make a full recovery.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 3: TMZ put it out ten minutes ago.
Speaker 4: Y'all. Y'all don't understand. Whenever Joe Burrow decided to come
to l s U, before we even stepped on campus,
we did a two hour radio show Flynn and I
did about Joe Burrow and Chuck Norris.
Speaker 3: Jokes the whole two hours into jokes.
Speaker 4: For full two hours.
Speaker 2: Mm.
Speaker 4: Yeah, respect for that man, A lot of respect for him. Walker,
Texas Ranger.
Speaker 3: Round sticks of the face in tight jeans. It's another
one also in like that was the Sidekicks Bruce Lee
movie like when he was young, right, Peter A legend.
Speaker 6: For real, do some breaking news right there.
Speaker 3: Amazing cameo and Dodge got a run.
Speaker 2: He did, but like he's immortal, Chuck Norton, Yeah, so
I don't know. I don't know if he's actually dead
or did he kill death check.
Speaker 3: Norris doesn't sleep, he waits. Yep.
Speaker 4: I would love I absolutely love to. I don't probably
can't do it. To find that show.
Speaker 3: That we did.
Speaker 4: We based like we based our entire breakdown of Joe
Burrow from him beating Pete Warner in a tire wrestling
contest and then did his full two hour show about it.
It worked out, right, we're two hours, right, we're six
to eight, yeah, six, you were.
Speaker 3: Six eight then one to three right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dang rip.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do.
Speaker 4: I think in honor of Chuck Norris, we need to find.
Speaker 3: We should do some check Norse jokes.
Speaker 4: Well that for surely we need to find where Conan
O'Brien used to just pull the Walker Texas Ranger lever.
Oh yeah he had so he had a like right
here for us, and he would have any guests like
Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt uh Selma high didn't matter right,
and he had this lever and all of a sudden
maybe talking he'd be like yeah, yeah, and it would
play a Walker Texas r so random clip clip. We
tried to get one of those installed. They're like, guys,
we can't even get the calf drop button or the
dump button right because have.
Speaker 3: A Walker Texas Ranger lever.
Speaker 2: We can put a fake lever and I'll put the
sound on my board and every time you pull it,
I'll just play it.
Speaker 4: Okay, because video I don't think t would be ready
if we pulled the lever. That may be tough. That
that wasn't a shot. It's like anybody wouldn't be ready
for that. You'd had to drag it and get it ready.
Speaker 6: And no, could you play whatever sound?
Speaker 3: And you know us, we would be very annoying with it.
So we should we should?
Speaker 4: We just all like some of our favorite Yeah, it's
like when Peyton Manney got cut by the Cols. Guy's
never gonna get released in the NFL.
Speaker 3: You want the uh the Conan lover.
Speaker 4: I would love to hit the con lever please.
Speaker 7: And we can now show these Walker Texas Ranger clips
whenever we want and we don't have to pay nothing.
We stopped doing it for a while, but then wherever
I went in the country and I wander the country aimlessly.
I'm like Johnny Appleseed without the apple seeds. Uh people
would say, you gotta get that back on the show
Pulled Over Over, I would hear that wherever I went
in my sleep. So we brought it back. And for
the uninitiated, what that means is all I have to
do is pull this Walker Texas Ranger lever and we
instantly see a classic Walker Texas Ranger clip.
Speaker 8: It's a beautiful thing, and uh.
Speaker 9: Man does work. I think.
Speaker 10: With you get photos a bureauttle over the top acting.
Speaker 4: I love it. Gosh, I loved Walker Texas Ranger shout out.
Check Norris true true true legend.
Speaker 3: You think he gave the Grim Reaper one nice renhouse
kick to the face, no doubt, and Grim Reaper woke
up nervous this morning, did r P legend? Mhmm?
Speaker 4: Maybe this is the initiative to get the lever?
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: Where do we get a Live or.
Speaker 3: Amazons one somewhere?
Speaker 4: Amazon's got y'all just better be ready.
Speaker 3: I'll have to just load up before the show. Well,
and and of course, the for the pop culture world,
for the young guins out there that do know of
Chuck Norris. They probably know of him from the memes.
The I say Chuck Norris jokes, they're not really jokes,
they're just like awesome comments about how bad ass he is.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: And then there was a certain age group that kind
of got refamiliarized with them through of course Walkit Texas Ranger,
but then his cameo and Dodgeball, which is fantastic thumbs up.
So I think in honor of Chuck, we should probably
look up some of the best Chuck Norris comments out there.
Take us a second to get him all pulled together,
but out of respect since we did do a whole
show of him many moons ago, would we had that catalog?
Probably not?
Speaker 5: Huh oh, yeah somewhere. Were y'all on YouTube at the time?
Speaker 3: Or was this gust Radio. That's a great question.
Speaker 2: I know that was like some breaking news, but I
have more breaking news.
Speaker 6: Dylan Ryola, what happened he committed or actually he committed
an organ he's transferring to Organ.
Speaker 3: Not a Husker. It's a duck gonna win.
Speaker 6: Now, well, Dante more he's coming.
Speaker 3: Back for Orgon, So why didn't go there?
Speaker 6: I don't know. That's a great question to him.
Speaker 3: To it's true.
Speaker 6: Rest in peace, Chuck Norris.
Speaker 5: There used to be in morning back when I was
in like middle school high they.
Speaker 6: Should put the flags at half staff.
Speaker 4: Oh, they should already be there.
Speaker 5: Used to if you would Google, you would go to Google.
Remember they used to have the search button in the
I'm feeling Lucky. It was at the bottom right there,
below the Google search bar. Used to if you would
put where is Chuck Norris and hit I'm feeling lucky,
an entire page would pop up and it would say
we're unable to give you this information because you don't
find Chuck Norris.
Speaker 3: Chuck Norris find you. That was the Google homepage. It
was great, that's fantastic.
Speaker 4: I don't know where we go from here to break.
Speaker 3: When Chuck Norris is a room, he doesn't turn the
lights on, he turns the dark off.
Speaker 4: Rep Check Norris. We'll be back more OTB off the bench.
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Speaker 4: NCAA tournament getting started in Baton Rouge tonight five o'clock
or the evening the night. But you know what I mean,
it's going to be Tigers versus Dolphins, l s U
versus Jacksonville. LSU is a fifty one.
Speaker 3: The snowflake, Oh is he near you? Sorry, I'm done.
Speaker 4: Elis she's a fifty one and a half point favorite
in this contest. Jacksonville own the year twenty four and eight,
thirteen and five in the ASUN Conference. They won the
conference tournament. I think coach Monkey told us this the
other day too. They didn't win the conference, that would
have been Eastern Kentucky, but they did win the conference
tournament and that's how they get into the NC DOUBLEA tournament.
Like l she's fifty one, a half point favorite, so
it's a shocking number. Instead of just like breaking down
the game, LSU's gonna have a lot of advantages, to
say the least, in this contest. But we do want
to see the p MAC packed out. And you've done
it all year long, right you hear people like people
I know come into town and they cover games and
they make sure they say, hey, man, y'all's fans, they
did it the right way for women's basketball. So I
know you're gonna do that. And look, I know baseball's
got a game as well, and let's show up to both.
But certainly to see this Tiger team, a two seed
twenty seven and five on the year, thirteen and two
at home, they certainly deserve the very best. So if
you have an opportunity, if you can make it, even
if you make it a little bit late, because it
is a five o'clock tip, that is tough, go ahead
and go support the Yellow Shoe Tigers as they get
ready to take on the Jacksonville Dolphins.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be a good weekend for some my LSU
sports the Jacksonville Dolphins. Did she combined the two NFL teams.
That's true. It's a weird Jake said that. I was like, no, Jake,
that's the Jacksonville Jaguars. I was like, no, that's.
Speaker 4: It's on this show, the juguar ju because we got
made fun of for saying Jaguars.
Speaker 3: Yeah what Sorry, We're ri now for the Dolphins, all right.
Speaker 4: Priscilla Williams is the Dolphins' best player. She averages fifteen
point four points per game, eight point six rebounds per game,
two point four assists, so certainly a little jack of
all trades there. One point three blocks per game as well.
Priscilla Williams, we're number twenty three guard out of Houston, Texas.
We're number twenty three, like MJ, gonna be the best
player there for the Dolphins, somebody to pay attention to.
But again else she's gonna have every advantage in this contest.
Would love to see them go out there with that
killer instinct and see if they can cover that fifty
one and a half point spread.
Speaker 3: That's a that's a wild number though, right and exploring
and I know, I know, especially in in the women's
basketball league, Like, the discrepancy between the top season and
the lost seeds is pretty wide, way larger than the
men's But still, who's the game.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna I'm gonna bet on the Dolphins cover.
Speaker 5: There was a game earlier this year she was like
a sixty three and a half favorite, and they didn't.
Speaker 3: They didn't cover it. They almost did. That's wild. So yeah, what.
Speaker 4: Mister mister bigg said. Flynn's gonna be at the game
with a sign that says, my name is Mettle game,
it's me.
Speaker 3: It's me.
Speaker 2: We have to ask her about it on Wednesday, like, hey,
you straight up forgot Mad's name.
Speaker 3: Huh. I don't know. She's prettydating I should.
Speaker 5: I think, Wow, y'all are that's crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's like like coach Smokey's got like coach Saban vibes.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 6: A little disappointed.
Speaker 4: I just don't want to mess up our you know,
our Wednesdays.
Speaker 6: I don't think it would.
Speaker 3: I think she'd love it.
Speaker 4: She loves us maybe, I mean she does, well, she
loves me, she does not love you.
Speaker 3: There's two.
Speaker 6: It's like that dumb ass as that stupid question.
Speaker 3: H m hmm. It's okay. I know her name as
the goat, that's all that matters. I kind of well,
two weeks ago, I kind of got her version of
a good question at me. I can't remember what she said.
It was very endearing. But yeah, big weekend for l
s U athletics. Also, I want to mention that Saturday
SEC Championship starts for gymnastics, and obviously Tulsa, Oklahoma is
the SEC. Any good at gymnastics, pretty good the SEC
Championships Number one Oklahoma, number two l s U, number
three Florida, number four Alabama. Yeah, i'd say strong, quite
pretty good.
Speaker 5: Yeahs Arkansas had the run here and there like yeah, yeah,
decent conference.
Speaker 3: So l s U is defending two time defending SEC championship,
going for the three. Pete kalen Chio with the perfect
thirty last week.
Speaker 5: By the way, she is responsible for twenty eight percent
of all perfect tens this gymnastics season, nine of them. Wow,
So she's herself is almost responsible for thirty percent.
Speaker 3: How many times has she been the SEC gymnast of
Basically it's her award.
Speaker 2: Pretty much every She's the Murphy, Sam and Jody of gymnastics.
Speaker 3: She has not overrated and.
Speaker 4: If there was an award for best Sports Issue.
Speaker 3: I've told you it's it's a different category. It's pretty
popular around.
Speaker 2: We used to have a rejoin that was like, welcome
back to the Best Morning Sports is show around.
Speaker 6: I did you get that one back?
Speaker 4: We need to get back to our crop we used
to like when they actually nominated us and not. You know,
I just threw us to the wolves. We used to
like we had that. That's true, good point, just like
I got no rebottle of that Matt Flynn here basketball,
am I right?
Speaker 3: Am? I right, I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 4: It's your show. Oh man, I hope they make a run.
I really do. I love watching this team. I love
coach Moulky, the best seed that they've gotten. And if
the dude, if they get in that South Carolina streak
with everything on the line, oh my gosh, it would
like your race, like all of it, you know, yeah,
what do you want to forget?
Speaker 5: The the ninth scene in a row, like it all
go out the window if you make a run, and
I mean you would face them in the final four
to get to the national championship because you're on the
same side like that would that would.
Speaker 3: Cure it all? Yeah? Absolutely, m let's go. Do we
think we get the brooms out this weekend?
Speaker 2: I think there's yeah, Like I think tonight the usually
Saturday or the Sunday game, the third game of the
series is usually the rubber match.
Speaker 6: But I think tonight is like, if we can clinch
it tonight, we.
Speaker 2: Might get the sweep because I have a lot of
confidence in William Schmidt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have the pitch every Sunday, so.
Speaker 6: Much confidence in let's do this.
Speaker 4: When we come back, we'll give you what it looks
like game two, Game three, what the starters are going
to look like for each team you get tonight. Everything
else is laying yeah at that point, but you have
an opportunity to go get all three and we'll tell
you what it looks like when we come back here
on TV.
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Speaker 3: In fairness, I don't know if she ever knew.
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Speaker 4: All right, l SHU baseball Game number two, tonight, Game
number three. Obviously tomorrow you win one more game, you
win the series, which obviously was the goal. You're hosting
a top ten baseball team. You get that done, you're
feeling much better about where you're at moving forward. But
we're gonna throw it to a laundry and tata here.
Game two, Game three, what it looks like for the
Tigers and who they're going to be facing on the
bump from the Sooners.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so tonight can expect to see Cooper More for
us obviously, that's what it's been uh lately, three and
two records so far, three point twenty one eer, thirty
five strikeouts and only seven walks on the season. So
we know what Cooper More is. And like I said,
I think both Cason and him had their worst outings
of the season last weekend, so hopefully he got that
out his system. It seems like everybody's kind of coming
online now with Cason getting fifteen strikeouts last night. We
know Zach Cowen had two really good back to back outings,
So let's keep the confidence in Cooper Moore and feel
like he can, you know, get it done tonight. Be
efficient when you first get out there, and we can
get him deep in there like we did with Cason
last night, seven and two thirds. I think we can
get six to seven from Cooper More as well.
Speaker 6: Don't do it. Don't do it.
Speaker 2: It's dead for Oklahoma. You're gonna see the brother of
Xander Xanders who came in in relief last night, went
five innings for the Sooners last night, So his brother
l J. Murcurr am I saying that last name right.
Speaker 5: You are, I would say mercurious, Mercuryous'm curious to see
if he pitches better than.
Speaker 12: Singer.
Speaker 3: I must go.
Speaker 5: And the foot was tapping during break. I was waiting
for that.
Speaker 6: I can not wait to get this one off.
Speaker 3: Rock.
Speaker 11: Yeah, curious, So mercurius if you're mercurious about his record,
He's four and one on the season so far, one
point five to nine e r A opponents are hitting
one fifty three on him.
Speaker 2: Similar strikeout to walk ratio that Cooper More has a
little bit more on both.
Speaker 6: So he has forty one strikeouts.
Speaker 2: And eight walks on the season, so he's got legit
stuff like this might be one of the better arms
that LSU has seen on the season so far. I
know NATO or NATO whatever for Vanderbilt last week gave
them some trouble, but this might this is a really
good arm that they're going to see tonight. He has
like some forty one strikeouts in twenty eight innings. So
but Texas A and M hit three home runs off
of l J last weekend, so there's a little bit
of crack in the armor there.
Speaker 6: And we all know that LSU.
Speaker 2: If they can get their eye on the ball and
really square one up, it'll get out.
Speaker 6: Jake Brown looking at you, let's get twelve.
Speaker 3: So zachu Ork swing with your eyes open this week.
Eye on the ball, Bud, come on the work, keep
your head down.
Speaker 6: Yeah, sometimes he keeps his eye on the ball a
little too much, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Sometimes he didn't get off his shoulder right.
Speaker 2: So that's lj's got some stuff. But I mean Cooper
Moore has got command of the strike zone and he's
got some stuff too. So I'm actually excited to see
this battle between both these pictures.
Speaker 3: It's a battle of who could bounce back.
Speaker 5: Like she mentioned Cooper Moore having his worst outing, like, yeah,
look what we're curious did last week? What he Yeah,
five innings, six runs, four of them earned seven strikeouts. Great,
but six earned rounded five innings. It's not gonna do
it for you. And then you know we were talking
about if you win this game tonight, everything else's land
yap their pitcher on Sunday. You're gonna love this name,
Chord Rager. It might be Rager, but it's a e
Rord Rager.
Speaker 3: Look, he's two and one seventy one.
Speaker 4: Had to be musicians.
Speaker 5: RD coord Rager a big hard rock guy two and
one for seventy one. E r A not great now
twenty eight to seven strikeout to walk ratio which is awesome,
but a lot like she just mentioned with U mercurious.
He was bad last week against Texas A and M.
They won the game, but it was twelve to eleven.
He went three innings, gave up five hits, four runs,
all of them are in six strikeouts. So their strikeout
to walk is I mean curious was seven to two.
He was six to one strike out the walk last week.
The guys are just they're hitting the ball off of
them right now. If fellows whose lineup could keep it going?
Like both of these guys are vulnerable. So court Ranger
maybe a good name, not a good outing last week.
Speaker 2: No, I one hundred thinks I agree with like we
have the Saturday Sunday whatever advantage over Courd Rager, like
William Schmid is gonna go out there and.
Speaker 5: I want to win, but I could Cord Rager places
like up there with we win it, we win it
like we went it like two to one on Sunday.
The cord of a solid out and great name.
Speaker 3: But hey, and if Oklahoma, if you want to come
out and play like fourth grade baseball team for the
first two innings again on defense, yeah, that'd be all
right too. That's that was the I was laughing my
ass off.
Speaker 5: Because you could say, oh, Cam Johnson couldn't throw strikes,
they couldn't throw it to furnitu.
Speaker 3: Strike. Yeah, that was fun. On base percentage went that's it.
They're like, it's fun, but it's not us. Yeah, these
guys are.
Speaker 2: Like it.
Speaker 6: That made me laugh when you said I was l
O l in.
Speaker 3: Hey, I got an idea. Oh, on the last segment
to Day Show, instead of ask the bench, can we
can we do a hash to r P Chuck and
everybody throwing their favorite Chuck Norris I like that statements
and we'll just have a little r P Chuck segment.
We just read our favorite and the chat's favorite r
P jokes. I like that.
Speaker 5: That's that's actually a really good idea that we're before
much before too much longer.
Speaker 3: Kidbok, He's gonna know your name if you keep this up.
I gotta keep chilly.
Speaker 6: Crazy a little too optimistic.
Speaker 3: I do have a pop culture update as well a
couple of them. All right, unless we I think we're good.
It's a good guy end on.
Speaker 6: So yeah, yeah, Cody.
Speaker 4: They used to make you want to name your baby race.
Speaker 3: I don't know what will the spenta, but birth Rhino. Yeah,
auction is next Wednesday. Current auction up to twenty five thousand,
all right, I said thirty seven thirty seven, So we're
gonna you know, most of the most of the money
comes in the last hour. Sure, yeah, but like to
be at twenty five five days out.
Speaker 6: We're expected expected like this weekend.
Speaker 3: They only expect. Yeah, but it said like it was
five day estima. So if you still get your money in,
still got time to win the butt birth Rhino. I
don't know if it's operable or not, but it's out there,
so go check it out. And then another pop culture
any Bachelorette fans.
Speaker 4: No, but I know what you're I didn't see it
all over my feed all over the field, Like I
don't watch it either.
Speaker 3: But then Victoria you see though, Yeah, the uh the Bachelor,
att I guess it's already filmed, right, and Taylor Frankie
Paul who you can't trust somebody with that name. That's
three first guy first name. Yeah for a girl, mostly
guy first for a girl. I don't know. And she's
been on the Secret Life of Mormon Wives Victoria watch.
So they had this whole thing. I'm sure they paid
a lot of money, they produced it, blah blah blah.
Well she's got a lot of bad pub recently. And
then yesterday the video surfaces and I think it was
supposed to air last night as well or this weekend.
Speaker 6: No, I think it's supposed to be this week this Sunday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, So it comes out a video of her
basically assaulting Yeah, and then throws a stool. I think
it hits her daughter.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was the crazy part.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your daughter's right there and she kept throwing him
and I'm pretty sure it didn't like she.
Speaker 3: Could catch So I don't think she said that she's
bats crazy sound And so you see how I didn't
say the word guys, yea, take notes everybody. It's like
dump button. So ABC decided not we can't do Yeah, yeah,
it's done. We're gonna go ahead. Can this season? So
what about all the.
Speaker 5: If they're canon the whole season, what about all the
guys that are trying to their big breaks slash fall
in love.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm looking at the look at the
Bachelor atte picture like they cover like the that ABC made.
So she was on the Mormon Wives show and she's
holding a book that says the Book of More Men. Yeah,
that's pretty good.
Speaker 6: I thought that yesterday and I was like, that's great marketing,
pretty good.
Speaker 3: Good for her.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I don't I know that.
Speaker 2: I'm like the trash TV correspondent here, but I don't
indulge in the secret lives of Mormon Wives. I'd never
heard of this girl until two days ago. But it's
not a great first impression.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, Victoria watches the show.
Speaker 5: I'll admit it's been background fodder for me a few times, someots,
some sideways glances.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is a judgment free zone here. She told me.
Speaker 5: She's like, yeah, that's not surprising. She's like, she was
kind of the worst person on that show.
Speaker 3: Look at that, the Book of More Men.
Speaker 5: But she was like, yeah, so she apparently got in
trouble or like got into an argument like on that show.
Speaker 3: There was some issues she had on that show as well.
Speaker 2: Clip and the girl was like, do you want to
talk about do you should we bring Dakota the baby daddy?
Should we bring him out here? And then she was like, no,
I'm gonna save your son in this situation.
Speaker 5: It's like Jerry Springer with the Bachelorette.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's not anymore. We won't see, we won't know.
Speaker 5: Ye that sucks, dude. I watch it every year. It's
unfortunate that we're not gonna have it.
Speaker 4: All right, on that note, we will take our last
break and we'll get to the best Chuck Norris jokes, phrases, sayings,
whatever truths truth I'm in this Friday edition of o
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Speaker 6: Changing up and doing just fine.
Speaker 3: Got I gotta be down because I want it.
Speaker 4: All starting out.
Speaker 9: A can't say, and I'm like fantasy what I'm on
a catch Now, I'm fine asleep And she's calling a
can while he's having a smoke and she's.
Speaker 4: Taking a track. Now they're going in the fat. Now
my stomach is sick and it's how i'd but she's
touching his chest. He's take something a dress. Now I'm
just Chuck, all right. Welcome back in o TV here
live from the raizor Canes Studio.
Speaker 3: Going to get to Chuck Norris chat Matthew RP. The one,
the only, the Great, Chuck Norris pass away eighty six
years old. So we celebrate with what made him popular
and pop culture these days were you're with some of
these Chuck Norris jokes, comments, truths, truth bombs, whatever you
want to call. We got an RP Chuck hashtag Rpchuck
in the chat here. Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug.
It's not dead, it's just afraid to move. Hashtag Rpchuck
COVID nineteen got Chuck Norris kind of like that one.
Speaker 4: Hashtag Rpchuck. Chuck Norris doesn't hunt because hunting implies the
chance for failure.
Speaker 3: True. Richie put this one. RP Chuck. Chuck Norris once
gotten a knife fight, a knife lost. When Chuck Norris
was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
There's one for you.
Speaker 5: Chuck Norris once had the idea to sell his p
as a canned beverage. It's now called red Bull.
Speaker 4: Hashtag Chuck Norris Jack was nimble. Jack was quick, but
Jack couldn't dodge Chuck Norris roundhouse kick mm hashtag RP
Chuck Chuck Norris remembered Flynn's name.
Speaker 3: That might be the best oppressive Chuck Norris can divide
by zero.
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, I got a really good question on Twitter
just now, so I'm gonna introupe the Chuck Norris jokes
for a second from Stephen Miller, who wins in a
cage match coord Rager or Razor sharp.
Speaker 3: I said, easily you kidding me, especially its rules.
Speaker 4: Why are you not naming your kid? You're selfish?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it is selfish, Jake.
Speaker 5: I want you to understand that if U I was
able to U reproduce with just myself, you know, be
one of those uh the kids, the name would be Razor.
Speaker 3: It's one percent.
Speaker 5: There's another person involved in this though.
Speaker 2: Call it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: We'll convince her, well, convince Chuck Norris. The only man
who counts infinity twice.
Speaker 4: Ooh nice, RP Chuck Chuck once killed two stones with
one bird.
Speaker 6: The only man who can slam a revolving door.
Speaker 3: R P Chuck Norris.
Speaker 5: His calendar goes from March thirty first to April second,
because no one fools Chuck Norris.
Speaker 3: Uh, Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
Speaker 2: Oh that's hard to do, he says.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 5: Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect four and
only three moves. He's a good When the Boogeyman goes
to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Speaker 4: Ye are right, he does. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups.
He pushes down the earth.
Speaker 3: Since Chuck Norris can kill two stones with only one bird.
Speaker 6: We did that one. You laugh as well, just an
automatic laugh.
Speaker 3: Chuck Norris will not have a tombstone. Just a warning sign.
Speaker 2: I mean he's probably gonna come back to life, Let's
be real.
Speaker 4: Chuck Norris tears cure cancer to Betty's never cried.
Speaker 6: Dang, there's layers to that one.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: Chuck Norris wants to a grenade. He killed fifty people,
then it exploded.
Speaker 3: Heaven changed the way it tells time every day to
this point has been BC before, Chuck.
Speaker 4: This one seems kind of messed up. Chuck Norris can
hear sign language that feels messed up? It feels problematic, Yeah, Chuck,
Norris can unscramble an egg.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, Chuck, Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Uh, Chuck,
Norris knows victorious secret.
Speaker 5: Just want to point out how funny it is to
just have this fight scene playing behind you guys, this
entire tom.
Speaker 3: I mean, they've taken a lot of punches to the
guess Chuck's a c l.
Speaker 4: Did we get a price check on the lever?
Speaker 3: No, but there's a there's a good bit amount the
most of ours.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to find, like a big one that we
could stand up and have it behind the desk check.
Speaker 4: Nors doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out.
Speaker 5: Of it, So it says Chucks the reason Waldo is hiding.
Speaker 4: Anyway, BD news all right, p one of the greats.
Rest in peace, checking or have a great weekend in
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