Speaker 1: Oh hi, it's Goo, And yes, we told you would
Speaker 1: have a new segment, a new bit coming out today.
Speaker 1: But like any good carpenter, Sabrina, Chris, John Harrison, Ford, Handyman,
Speaker 1: Hal Jesus the singing Duo, I'm gonna blame my tools.
Speaker 1: When we went to record the episode yesterday, Google cloud
Speaker 1: services went down, meaning we couldn't use stream yard and
Speaker 1: would have to do it later. Then, as one does,
Speaker 1: Mac fell asleep and Goo is useless once the sun
Speaker 1: starts to go down. So now we're here with nothing new,
Speaker 1: So I thought, how about something old hit it? Marcus?
Speaker 2: Wait, what's Goo's juicy six pack?
Speaker 1: Chaw?
Speaker 3: Let me tell you.
Speaker 1: Goos just a six pen.
Speaker 2: Gooz, just a six packs up, goo'z just a six pen.
Speaker 1: Use j just a six pack.
Speaker 2: Oh fancy seeing you here.
Speaker 4: It's date Mac. Nice to meet me today.
Speaker 2: Mark's the first official day of summer, so what better
Speaker 2: time to bring you the official six pack of summer drinks.
Speaker 2: That's right, we're talking six best alcoholic bevies to get
Speaker 2: you through those hot summer days, the six best liquids
Speaker 2: to quench that summer thirst, aka the six best excuses
Speaker 2: to drink something fruity. A couple things about these summer drinks.
Speaker 2: First of all, they gotta be quick and easy. You're
Speaker 2: all trying to enjoy the lovely weather, maybe sitting by
Speaker 2: the pool or up on a roof deck, and you
Speaker 2: ain't got time to wait seven minutes for a drink. Also,
Speaker 2: best thing about these bad larrys is they at least
Speaker 2: pretend to be refreshing. So without further ago, it's the
Speaker 2: six best summer drinks, oh, Coming in at number six,
Speaker 2: the frozen margarita. You really can't go wrong with this
Speaker 2: classic staple. How easy is it to keep a blender
Speaker 2: handy tossing a little tequila, little triple sec it's a
Speaker 2: mice boom. You get yourself a frozen margarita. And if
Speaker 2: you're a little fancy, you even have that lime juice
Speaker 2: that A gave syrup lying around one click of the blender. Paradise.
Speaker 2: Coming at number five, the cucumber cooler. A little newer
Speaker 2: on the scene here, that's right.
Speaker 4: A cucumber cooler.
Speaker 2: These cucumber flavored drinks are all the rage these days.
Speaker 2: I also can't help but think of David Ershawan and
Speaker 2: his delicious cucumber water every single time I have one.
Speaker 2: This drink consists of gin, lime, mint, cucumber, some tonic water,
Speaker 2: and if you want a bit of sugar. Although it's
Speaker 2: a tad more complicated than the rest of the stuff
Speaker 2: on the list, this is as refreshing as it gets.
Speaker 2: Plus it's one of the rare drinks that tastes better
Speaker 2: the longer.
Speaker 4: It sits there. Weird, right boom.
Speaker 2: Coming at number four. Any sort of slushy touristy drink.
Speaker 2: We've all been there, done that, right, You're on the
Speaker 2: Vegas Strip, you're down on Bourbon Street. You can't go
Speaker 2: more than two feet without seeing some Jimoke with a
Speaker 2: big ass plastic container filled to the brim with a
Speaker 2: death slushy. But we're all guilty of it, you know,
Speaker 2: we've all been there. A special bonus though, as your
Speaker 2: mouth turns the color of whatever you just drink, these
Speaker 2: are refreshing. Who cares if you look like an idiot?
Speaker 4: Classic boo Number three.
Speaker 2: A nice shandy, that's right, A simple shandy. Maybe it's
Speaker 2: a Sam Adams poortrocker, a Narrogansett Dell's shandy. Whatever your
Speaker 2: poison is, These hit the spot every single time. There's
Speaker 2: no wait time, easy disposal, and citrusy goodness in seconds.
Speaker 2: You gotta keep the fridge stocked with these all.
Speaker 4: Summer boo.
Speaker 2: Coming in at number two, This one's for all my
Speaker 2: bitches and hose out there, the twisted tea.
Speaker 4: Who doesn't love a good tweet.
Speaker 2: These things come in all sorts of flavors, packed to
Speaker 2: the brim with sugary deliciousness. Yeah, it's basically diabetes in
Speaker 2: a bottle a can whatever you're consuming with a slapped bag.
Speaker 4: Who cares? Because summer right boom ooh.
Speaker 2: And of course number one, going old cool here the
Speaker 2: gin and tonic yup an oldie buck goody. The G
Speaker 2: and T is as good as it gets. Pick your gin,
Speaker 2: pick your tonic, duck a sweet limer in there, and
Speaker 2: you've got gold gold Jerry. If you get the right
Speaker 2: kind of gin. You can't even tell this alcohol the
Speaker 2: damn thing. Next thing you know, you've had eight because
Speaker 2: you tricked your mind into thinking you're simply hydrating. Even
Speaker 2: Chris angel is impressed by that. Jenny Te's baby oot.
Speaker 2: The cord I showed you, mone, now you show me yours.
Speaker 2: Those are the six best summer drinks brought to you
Speaker 2: by yours truly date Mac.
Speaker 4: Don't like my list?
Speaker 2: Kick rocks, Buddy, You've got a four horsemen shot headed
Speaker 2: your way. Tweet us at Mac and gooo podcast and
Speaker 2: tell us your six best summer drinks. I wish you
Speaker 2: all a happy, enjoyous summer. Audio Jesus six bad.
Speaker 1: Youse, Jesus six pack min summer some my summer time,
Speaker 1: and it is time to you cool down. Oh hi,
Speaker 1: I'm goo and there is nothing koola then flay for ice.
Speaker 1: Delicious freeze pops were everything as a kid. Frozen, mushed up,
Speaker 1: melted into sweet sugar water. They were always delicious. But
Speaker 1: here's the thing, they weren't all created equal. So today
Speaker 1: I will be giving you a countdown of the six
Speaker 1: best freeze pop flavors. Now keep in mind, I'll be
Speaker 1: focusing on the main six in that original box. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's the actual original box, but it's
Speaker 1: the box that I had as a kid, So that
Speaker 1: means no tropical shit, well, with the exception of tropical punch,
Speaker 1: which apparently is the flavor of pink. Now, if you
Speaker 1: were one of those idiots who had Otter pops or
Speaker 1: pop ice, you can still play along. They're all pretty
Speaker 1: much the same thing, but that meant that you were poor.
Speaker 1: So without further ago, here are the six best freeze
Speaker 1: pop flavors. Why six there were only six? Oooh car
Speaker 1: at number six green. Some people love this flavor, some
Speaker 1: people hate it. I, for one, hate it. The licorice
Speaker 1: of freeze pops is by far the most polarizing. See
Speaker 1: what I did there, But this was the one where
Speaker 1: there was just one hundred loose green freeze pops left
Speaker 1: over and no one really wanted them. Boom oo ca
Speaker 1: at number five red, Although never the flavor that anyone
Speaker 1: actually wanted when you ran out of the good flavors,
Speaker 1: this one was fine.
Speaker 4: Boom boom.
Speaker 1: At number four Orange. Whatever I just said about red
Speaker 1: that applies to this. Orange might be slightly better, but
Speaker 1: I don't really care. Swap them around.
Speaker 2: Boom Oo.
Speaker 1: At number three purple. Now you may be saying, but good.
Speaker 1: It tastes like medicine, Yes, delicious medicine. And if you
Speaker 1: don't agree, out boom at number two. And this is tough.
Speaker 1: There are two clear winners, and this might be the
Speaker 1: toughest six pack of all time, A real soface choice,
Speaker 1: but the runner up I go blue, little tart, little sweet,
Speaker 1: very delicious, either blue raspberry or berry punch. I'm not
Speaker 1: really sure. The flavor is amazing and you blue yourself
Speaker 1: boom ooo. And at number one can't get enough of
Speaker 1: that pink frees pop, tropical punch or watermelon. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You could have one or one hundred of these bad
Speaker 1: larries at any time and it never changes the color
Speaker 1: of your mouth. But more importantly, it's the flavor.
Speaker 2: Oh so sweet, boom ooh.
Speaker 1: I showed you mine, now you show me yours. Don't
Speaker 1: like my picks, well, don't judge me, judge Judy. Head
Speaker 1: over to at Mac and Gooo podcast on Twitter and
Speaker 1: tell us your six favorite freeze pop Flavorso.
Speaker 4: Jesus six pack, Use Jesus six pack.
Speaker 2: Man Mac is back and he's better than ever. It's
Speaker 2: his thirty eighth year. Mac is here in honor of
Speaker 2: Valentine's Day. I'm gonna be learning you guys some knowledge
Speaker 2: this week with the sixth Best Romantic Comedies, or rom
Speaker 2: coms as we like to Colm. Now, there seems to
Speaker 2: be a lot of confusion out there as to what
Speaker 2: exactly a rom com is. You think it's pretty simple,
Speaker 2: but some folks just don't get it. Well, look no further, Rockstar,
Speaker 2: I've got.
Speaker 4: The requirements just for you.
Speaker 2: A rom com, naturally, is made up of both romantic
Speaker 2: and comedic elements, but too often a movie will go
Speaker 2: too far in one of those directions, either being too
Speaker 2: romantic or sappy, or trying to be too comedic and
Speaker 2: opting for quantity over quality. But why most rom coms
Speaker 2: fail is specifically because they lack a crucial third element, drama.
Speaker 2: To be a truly great rom com, there has to
Speaker 2: be some element of drama to the story.
Speaker 4: Without it, your story is inconsequential.
Speaker 2: And I'm also gonna be considering a degree of watchability
Speaker 2: here too, So without further ago, the six best rom coms,
Speaker 2: coming in at number six two thousand and sevens knocked
Speaker 2: up at ninety eighty three percent on Rotten Tomatoes. This
Speaker 2: movie was a stone cold success, the first of a
Speaker 2: few R rated entries on the list. Judd Apatol both
Speaker 2: wrote and directed this, and it was the first major
Speaker 2: starring roles for its main actors, Seth Rogenan and Catherine Heigel.
Speaker 2: You could point to this movie, in fact, as the
Speaker 2: reason both became household names, and while it does give
Speaker 2: us a tale as old as time, you know the
Speaker 2: gross loser guy longing for the beautiful dame way out
Speaker 2: of his league and adds the hilarious wrinkle of what
Speaker 2: if she.
Speaker 4: Gets pregnant and keeps it.
Speaker 2: Heigel is perfect as the high strung, successful breadwinner Allison,
Speaker 2: and she's matched by Rogan's likely autobiographical portrayal as Ben,
Speaker 2: a lazy stoner. The supporting cast is superb, led by
Speaker 2: Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann as an annoyed married couple
Speaker 2: trying to guide both Alison and Ben. Plus Ben's stoner
Speaker 2: friends are each hilarious in their own ways. They're played
Speaker 2: by Jason Siegel, Jay Breshaal, Jonah Hill, and Martin Starr.
Speaker 2: The movie relies on a lot of tropes, but does
Speaker 2: them quite well. It's certainly a bit long, but it
Speaker 2: does a wonderful job of balancing both main characters' stories,
Speaker 2: not leaning too heavily on either Rogan or Heigel. Dude,
Speaker 2: I think he's doing the dice thing too much. That's
Speaker 2: really all he's got. Coming in at number five is
Speaker 2: twenty Seventeen's the big sick. This comes in at ninety
Speaker 2: eight percent and eighty eight percent on Rotten Tomatoes. This
Speaker 2: is another rated R and the most recent entry to
Speaker 2: the list, and it's the highest rated by both the
Speaker 2: critics and audience. This is directed by Michael Showalter, the
Speaker 2: creative genius behind Went Hot American Summer, and produced by
Speaker 2: Apatol and written by the film's two real life characters,
Speaker 2: Kumal Nan Johnny and Emily Gordon. The script is based
Speaker 2: on the true story of how Kumal and Emily met,
Speaker 2: which is in itself pretty cool And I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: spoil this because I feel like a ton of you
Speaker 2: still haven't seen this movie, but you really should, so
Speaker 2: go do yourselfs a favor and watch it.
Speaker 4: It's free on Amazon Prime.
Speaker 2: What makes this one unique is that it doesn't really
Speaker 2: focus on the relationship between the two love interests, but
Speaker 2: rather on Kummel's relationship with Emily's parents, and the common
Speaker 2: denominator there, obviously.
Speaker 4: Is they both love Emily.
Speaker 2: The parents are played by Ray Romano and a Holly Hunter,
Speaker 2: who both do great jobs, but Romano's performance in particular
Speaker 2: is memorable. Although more dramatic than your typical rom com,
Speaker 2: this movie gave me one of the all time great
Speaker 2: laughs that I've ever had, so nine to eleven, I've
Speaker 2: always wanted to have a conversation about that.
Speaker 4: Coming in at.
Speaker 2: Number four, twenty twelve's Silver Linning's Playbook. This is at
Speaker 2: ninety eighty six percent on Rotten Tomatoes, and we're going
Speaker 2: back to the well for another rated R dramatic rom com.
Speaker 2: This was written and directed by David o' russell and
Speaker 2: based on the novel by Matthew Quick. This movie features
Speaker 2: the best acting out of any of the movies on
Speaker 2: this list, and maybe for any rom com ever. It
Speaker 2: was nominated for eight Academy Awards, capped by Jennifer Lawrence's
Speaker 2: win for Best Actress, and it pulled off the rare
Speaker 2: feet of having actors nominated in all the major categories,
Speaker 2: plus nominations for Best Picture and Best Director. The movie
Speaker 2: tackles a very real and solemn story about two broken
Speaker 2: souls who find each other and end up bonding over
Speaker 2: how fucked up each other are. Each character kind of
Speaker 2: has some sort of mental illness or addiction, and the
Speaker 2: way they all play off of each other is really
Speaker 2: too hard to describe. You just gotta watch it again,
Speaker 2: or watch it for the first time. Although it is
Speaker 2: a dark comedy, it provides enough laughs throughout for it
Speaker 2: to not feel forced. If this was a little more rewatchable,
Speaker 2: it might even be number one on the list. This
Speaker 2: is a great movie, and the chemistry is so palpable
Speaker 2: between Bee Coops and j Law that it really makes
Speaker 2: you wonder how these two never got together. B Coops
Speaker 2: amazically pulled this feet off again and A Star is
Speaker 2: Born with Gaga but I just really wanted to plug
Speaker 2: A Star Is Born Again.
Speaker 4: Sala La La La, La La La Loo.
Speaker 2: Coming in at number three is two thousand and five's
Speaker 2: The Forty Year Old Virgin. This is at eighty five
Speaker 2: and eighty four percent on Rotten Tomatoes and yet another
Speaker 2: rated R jut Apatow creation in big part what launched
Speaker 2: Steve Carell's meteoric rise in the two thousands. This movie's
Speaker 2: release came smack dab in the middle of seasons one
Speaker 2: of two of the Office and An undoubtedly created a
Speaker 2: sea of Correll fans who sought him out after the
Speaker 2: movie and flocked to the Office television show. But besides that,
Speaker 2: this is one of the most unique films in the
Speaker 2: genre we've seen. The geeky virgin teen character a thousand times.
Speaker 2: But what this movie asked you to do is imagine
Speaker 2: that character twenty years later, living his life as a
Speaker 2: blue collar salesman who really just loves Vigie games and figurines.
Speaker 2: So pitting Corell's lovable dorky Andy up against the smart
Speaker 2: tech crew of Paul Rudd's David, Romany, Malcolm's Jay, and
Speaker 2: Seth Rogan's Cow and that breeds an awesome group dynamic
Speaker 2: and produces a ton of hilarious moments, all of this
Speaker 2: underscored by the clever but simple introduction of Catherine Keener's
Speaker 2: Trish into the story early on. This leaves you rooting
Speaker 2: for Andy and Trish throughout, and the crew's efforts to
Speaker 2: help Andy lose his virginity before he attempts to have
Speaker 2: sex with Trish results in a couple great scenes. Shout
Speaker 2: out to Elizabeth Banks. Plus, the movie does not suffer
Speaker 2: from that predictable apatole law. Instead, where you might expect
Speaker 2: the law to pop up, you get some surprisingly funny
Speaker 2: and heartwarming moments between Trisha's daughter played by Kat Dennings,
Speaker 2: and Andy, both going through similarly trying sexual times. The
Speaker 2: movie's hilarious concept, well paced comedy, and awesome cast of
Speaker 2: characters would mean a lot less though, if it weren't
Speaker 2: for Keener's awesome performance as the wanna be cool single
Speaker 2: mom who's just seeking the same thing everyone else wants.
Speaker 2: You root for her as much as you root for Andy.
Speaker 4: Hope.
Speaker 2: You got a big trunk because I'm putting my bike
Speaker 2: in it. Number two, two thousand and eights. Definitely Maybe
Speaker 2: this is seventy one percent and seventy two percent on
Speaker 2: Rotten Tomatoes, and we have officially reached the PG thirteen
Speaker 2: portion of the program. This movie and the one ahead
Speaker 2: of it, does the best job of balancing the three
Speaker 2: major elements romance, comedy, and drama. This movie puts a
Speaker 2: unique spin on things as it has its main character,
Speaker 2: played by Ryan Reynolds, tell the story to his daughter
Speaker 2: played by Abigail Breslin, of how he met her mother.
Speaker 2: The writer director of the movie, Adam Brooks, does a
Speaker 2: fantastic job at weaving together a love story that features
Speaker 2: an all time great Mary Kill, Rachel Weiss, Elizabeth Banks,
Speaker 2: and Isla Fisher. The true magic here, though, is the
Speaker 2: relationship between a father and his daughter, as Bresln's character
Speaker 2: learns to love all three of those women in their
Speaker 2: own way, just as reynolds character will does. If this
Speaker 2: movie doesn't warm your heart, you're a certified idiot. Mary
Speaker 2: Banks Fisher kill Weiss coming in at number one, two
Speaker 2: thousand and one's crazy stupid love. Of course, it says
Speaker 2: the dual seventy eight's on Rotten Tomatoes. We just talked
Speaker 2: about this this week. Of course it's number one. We
Speaker 2: did a whole episode on it Goo tease it as
Speaker 2: my favorite rom com. I kept denying it. I kept
Speaker 2: putting you people off here. It is big reveal, big
Speaker 2: reveal for the folks at home. So if you want
Speaker 2: to hear more about this movie, if you've never seen
Speaker 2: this movie, maybe go listen to that solo episode. I'll
Speaker 2: give you the basics here.
Speaker 4: First.
Speaker 2: The cast is excellent. Steve carells cal is the perfect
Speaker 2: lovable set. Julianne Moore as Emily is great at being
Speaker 2: that angsty, jaded wife who's just had enough of her husband.
Speaker 2: Annily Tipton's that girl next door who has no idea
Speaker 2: how attractive she is. You have Emma Stone as that
Speaker 2: successful mid twenties female who's just trying to find her
Speaker 2: place in the life, and finally you get the Goss,
Speaker 2: the quintessential dream boat. The story gives you the prevailing
Speaker 2: love of Callan Emily as well as the emerging love
Speaker 2: of Jacob and Nana. Plus you get that young love
Speaker 2: aspect from both Robbie and Jessica. But really the core
Speaker 2: of the movie is the bromance between Jacob and cal
Speaker 2: the dream boat and the everyman.
Speaker 4: Along the way.
Speaker 2: The story seamlessly weaves some hijinks in there with some
Speaker 2: well timed comedy to complement its love story, and it
Speaker 2: also gives you the appropriate amount of drama in that
Speaker 2: third act. This movie is so much more layered than
Speaker 2: about every other movie in the genre, and as Good
Speaker 2: would say, it's an onion. David Lin Hoggen cuck hoolded me.
Speaker 2: He made a cuckold out of me. Car Well, I
Speaker 2: showed you mine, now you show me yours. Those were
Speaker 2: the six best romantic comedies. Find us on Twitter at
Speaker 2: Mack and Goo podcast and tweet us your six best
Speaker 2: rom coms. If you don't like my list, you love yourself,
Speaker 2: You silly Goozo's just a six peny.
Speaker 4: Gooz, jes a six pack mouth.
Speaker 1: You're in for a whale of a sam shamoo big
Speaker 1: old list of whales with shabad Goo. It is shark Week,
Speaker 1: and I think we all agree that this event has
Speaker 1: jumped the shark years ago. Actually, breaching sharks were dope
Speaker 1: the first time I saw it back in aught too.
Speaker 1: And you can aff write off with your megaladawn specials.
Speaker 3: But what now?
Speaker 1: How about the king of the Sea, the Majestic Whale?
Speaker 1: So why not start off Mac and Goose first annual
Speaker 1: Whale Week with the list of the six best fictional whales?
Speaker 1: Hy six because six was actually a bit of a stretch.
Speaker 1: O At number six, mister Crabs daughter Pearl, he's a crab.
Speaker 1: She's a whale, so her mom's a whale. You do you, Crabs?
Speaker 1: You gotta have something going on down there if you're
Speaker 1: able to satisfy a whale. If you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: No clue why she isn't some kind of half whale
Speaker 1: half crab monster. But maybe her dad is actually the
Speaker 1: milkman or the milk whale. I'm saying that the mom
Speaker 1: cheated on Crabs. Ooh. At number five, the Pinocchio whale
Speaker 1: monstro He's a whale of a whale, swallow ships, hule,
Speaker 1: jimminy cricket, the most aggressive on the list and maybe
Speaker 1: less accurate to science than the half whale crab that
Speaker 1: I just talked about. This some swallowed Pinocchio hole outside
Speaker 1: of Pleasure Island, so the little puppet had to smoke
Speaker 1: himself out. Then he chases Pinocchio in the gang and
Speaker 1: tries to straight up murder them. Classic boom at number four.
Speaker 1: Fudgie the Whale, the king of all ice cream whales.
Speaker 1: The iconic Fudgie the Whale is the life of any party.
Speaker 1: That One's free Boom at number three. Moby Dick, call
Speaker 1: me Ishmael, Quadra or rocket. Either will do the obsession
Speaker 1: of Ahab, who knows what he wanted from this mighty
Speaker 1: fish revenge. I suppose the white sperm whale knocked his
Speaker 1: last voyage off course.
Speaker 3: But may I suggest this get over it.
Speaker 1: Boom at number two, Free Willie. If you love nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety three's Free Willy, you are not alone. After being
Speaker 1: set free by Kazam will he enjoys open waters and family.
Speaker 3: Cakeo returned for the return home.
Speaker 1: Then those Hollywood fat cats couldn't leave good enough alone,
Speaker 1: they had to finish the trilogy without the original Orca
Speaker 1: Whale Free Willy three The Rescue is garbage. Then they
Speaker 1: took a dump on Cako's grave with the Escape from
Speaker 1: Pirate's Cove Rip Cako, Sorry about your fin bro oooo.
Speaker 1: And at number one, The Whales from Blackfish.
Speaker 4: What a movie?
Speaker 1: The story about trebled whales at SeaWorld that killed people,
Speaker 1: compelling storytelling of a hellish place that holds whales captive waits.
Speaker 3: That was a documentary, you're telling me Talcom did kill
Speaker 3: those people. Those were real whales making crying noises because
Speaker 3: they were alone. Collapse dorsal fins generally only happened to
Speaker 3: captive whales. I thought they did it because they wanted
Speaker 3: to look cool like Goo with this hairstyle. Well, I
Speaker 3: guess no one wins.
Speaker 4: Boo, get the car.
Speaker 3: I showed you mind, Now you show me yours.
Speaker 1: Don't let my picks.
Speaker 3: Don't judge me, judge Judy.
Speaker 1: Head on over to at mac and Gooo podcast on
Speaker 1: Twitter and tell us any fictional Wayho's just a six pen.
Speaker 1: I still don't get it. Whoos You're just saying the
Speaker 1: same thing over and over again. What was it?
Speaker 4: Sex is just a six pack.
Speaker 1: No,