Speaker 1: Hey look, hey, look he's it.
Speaker 2: Hey look.
Speaker 3: I wish you clap like fucking Shanksung in Mortal Coome
Speaker 3: at one, like after you, you know, you're on his
Speaker 3: stage where he's watching you, and he like does this clap,
Speaker 3: and I was like, claps like I.
Speaker 1: Never met him. You mean you mean Mortal Kombat the
Speaker 1: first one or Mortal Kombat one.
Speaker 3: I fuck, this is exactly see see this is the
Speaker 3: same thing where it's like, oh, I'm not gonna start
Speaker 3: I have to start saying original Mortal Kombat now, like
Speaker 3: fucking Xbox.
Speaker 1: I think that's I think they saying one right now.
Speaker 1: You lost it. You were like you were like you
Speaker 1: were like freaking out of it.
Speaker 3: Look what we used to say, just all Mortal Kombat
Speaker 3: one and then they did this m K one schi
Speaker 3: like you why who stop?
Speaker 2: It doesn't even really mean anything, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Like whenever they do it, it's like, because I think
Speaker 4: Xbox is justification was like, oh, it's see all in
Speaker 4: one Media center and it's like that's every console. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're the switch is kind of like that. It's like
Speaker 4: that's not special.
Speaker 2: You can watch TV on this. I'm like cool, I'm
Speaker 2: not going to like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Playing video games on here? Maybe YouTube? Sometimes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like to watch TV, Netflix and play video games. Essentially,
Speaker 3: that was kind of like the main thing. People would
Speaker 3: stream their apps and then play games, and like, let's.
Speaker 1: Make this sole inclusive and let's make it combined with
Speaker 1: your cable box.
Speaker 2: I just I really can't that was such a what
Speaker 2: it was like.
Speaker 4: So that was a cool idea in theory, because like
Speaker 4: it was just an HDMI n HDMI out. I remember
Speaker 4: running my PS four through the Xbox One and thinking
Speaker 4: like that was so cool that you could do that.
Speaker 2: It's just so weird because if you open the menu
Speaker 2: back then on the Xbox One, they would have like
Speaker 2: that preview window and you could like back out into
Speaker 2: the Xbox menu, and the menu that you would be
Speaker 2: previewing was like the PS four home screen. It was
Speaker 2: a trippy as fuck to see, but.
Speaker 4: Very much not worth it, Like through the fuck cares,
Speaker 4: Yeah about any of that ship very dumb.
Speaker 2: Marketing was weird sometimes yeah, they sucked everything else.
Speaker 1: Was looking in the Ubi.
Speaker 3: Soft a little bit, and uh, just kind of I
Speaker 3: wasn't looking into the ub Soft. Why did I say that?
Speaker 3: I was watching a video of someone who looked into
Speaker 3: ub Soft You're not in saying I'm just like and
Speaker 3: I was just like, damn, it's funny how I forget
Speaker 3: we we collectively forgot how dog shit EA was to
Speaker 3: the point where they were always the worst company every
Speaker 3: year voted at, you know, in spirit because there obviously
Speaker 3: were worst companies than EA.
Speaker 1: OO.
Speaker 3: But like it's ub Soft is like you don't even
Speaker 3: talk about you anymore, Like except when a Madden comes out,
Speaker 3: it's pretty much the only time you really hear anything.
Speaker 1: Like, oh here we go again. Trust them anymore? Died? Yeah,
Speaker 1: left the video games. They're not really in it anymore.
Speaker 3: I feel like people just kind of well, that's just
Speaker 3: what they're gonna do, right, EA sports is just its
Speaker 3: machine whatever.
Speaker 1: Bah yeah, blah, you'd be.
Speaker 3: Soft though, It's like, wow, it's I just was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: they've made so many bad decisions, it's and it fell apart.
Speaker 3: Kind I kind of forgot how many bad they.
Speaker 1: Happen before they had Assassin's Creed. Was there a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff.
Speaker 4: When they had a lot of stuff before, Like I
Speaker 4: remember they had they did the original Raymans they did.
Speaker 1: I remember they had like they had like an they
Speaker 1: were fine. Legend was fucking cool.
Speaker 2: Man, We just had like a whole stell legend.
Speaker 4: This was fucking cool where Yeah, I think it was
Speaker 4: like twenty fourteen, like Unity really fucked them.
Speaker 2: It was unity. It was it was the double whammy
Speaker 2: of like I think Unity and like two other things
Speaker 2: that came out around the time they just didn't hit
Speaker 2: and then like, uh, what is it beyond good and
Speaker 2: evil too, like still just kind of like in development
Speaker 2: hell for like fifteen years, Skull and Bones, that fucking
Speaker 2: Philip Like what was it was the Philippines or something?
Speaker 1: Singapore? Yeah, I think one of the governments was like
Speaker 1: working Singapore.
Speaker 4: I think so they were contractually obligated to finish it
Speaker 4: because it's like a government thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of things in between, and then the
Speaker 3: game company effort. It's just great decision making, great decision making.
Speaker 1: That's all. I don't know.
Speaker 4: But before we get too crazy, Welcome to Snark Tank Podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm your host, Chris Reagan. That is Derek Blackman. This
Speaker 2: over here is Tom Swene. Look at him.
Speaker 3: This over here, this this thing, this thing, this fucking creature.
Speaker 3: We're back in the studio. So you got y'all, can
Speaker 3: you know, settle down. Yeah, there's there's a little people
Speaker 3: that were a little sad. They're like, remember the first
Speaker 3: comment I read from the patrons on the on the
Speaker 3: video version, it's like, no remote.
Speaker 2: It was like, no, I do sometimes it will have
Speaker 2: to happen. I was like, yeah, we'll always come back
Speaker 2: to this.
Speaker 4: But I thought, I thought, for all things considered, the
Speaker 4: two remote episodes that we did were actually pretty good.
Speaker 1: You're fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but dude, we've got a So there's a couple
Speaker 4: of things to talk about. I don't know how I
Speaker 4: don't know how funny they'll be to talk about, but
Speaker 4: I will say this is the first thing I wanted
Speaker 4: to start off with, because so, Jimmy Carter is one
Speaker 4: hundred years old, right the word Yeah, Jimmy Carter is
Speaker 4: somehow one hundred years old.
Speaker 2: He's been deceased basically for the last like how many
Speaker 2: years he's he was.
Speaker 1: He was elderly when we were born, and we're grown
Speaker 1: ass adults now. He was already elderly. We weren't even
Speaker 1: here yet. Yeah, he was already in the elderly range. Dude.
Speaker 4: I remember seeing him like there was like, a was
Speaker 4: it a couple of years ago that picture of him
Speaker 4: like building houses? Yeah, that when I'm like, you're not building.
Speaker 3: That was that was so fucking awful, like this pr
Speaker 3: thing that he clearly was just like can barely hold
Speaker 3: up a nail.
Speaker 1: I mean that's what that's what he used to do.
Speaker 1: He did do shit like that, granted, but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: clearly he's not doing this his fucking nineties. Like I look, man,
Speaker 1: I I'm a number one advocate. I love Jimmy Carter.
Speaker 1: I think he was probably generally the only quantifiably good
Speaker 1: person president we could actually really says.
Speaker 2: Liberal person president.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like actually a good human being that.
Speaker 2: Was like somebody who like you would trust with, like a.
Speaker 1: Like actually run in a country. I'm like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I want this out of country. And then he like
Speaker 1: he didn't want to go in the Middle East, and
Speaker 1: they were like, you can't bet on president again, let's
Speaker 1: start a group of people. Let's not go too much
Speaker 1: into it. But but but he was a good guy
Speaker 1: and he was like not voted back in because he
Speaker 1: wasn't a jerk, and he's continued to be humanitarian after
Speaker 1: that until this old age. And then he hit a
Speaker 1: point where he's like, all right, out of respect for
Speaker 1: this elderly person. I know he I know his heart
Speaker 1: would want to do these things, but we shouldn't have
Speaker 1: him out here doing this. It's like forcing oh, you're
Speaker 1: like your grandma to run a marathon. It's like, don't
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: He looks really fucking dead.
Speaker 3: He is in the latest uh like quote unquote celebration
Speaker 3: that they said here he is celebrating his birthday and
Speaker 3: I was like, that is not what celeb He's on
Speaker 3: a fucking a wheelchair stretcher thing like a gurney, and
Speaker 3: he looks like he has been exhumed.
Speaker 2: Dude, like he's sunken in. It was like, I remember
Speaker 2: what was it Prince or King the Philip?
Speaker 1: Which one?
Speaker 2: Which one?
Speaker 1: The fucking the world one that just died.
Speaker 2: Like you're in the car where he's like green and
Speaker 2: ship and he's like and I'm like, bro, he's done.
Speaker 1: These guys are done. Put them away.
Speaker 3: Like at a certain point, don't you welcome the embrace
Speaker 3: of doubt? Yeah, for sure, You're like, I'm so fucking ready.
Speaker 2: Jimmy Carter. Absolutely.
Speaker 4: The tragedy about Jimmy Carter is like he's so old
Speaker 4: and so feeble that he must want to die, but
Speaker 4: he probably can't even do it to himself. No, like
Speaker 4: he probably doesn't even have the like the literal ability
Speaker 4: like if hypothetically speaking, and this is pretty grim talking
Speaker 4: about a real heat would be here. But like if
Speaker 4: he wanted to lift a gun to his temple, I
Speaker 4: don't think he could.
Speaker 1: Try to make it's a fault the bed and die
Speaker 1: from the fall.
Speaker 4: You would have he like he probably like wanders towards
Speaker 4: the staircase, but he takes so long to get there.
Speaker 2: That someone throwaways finds him. It's like, hey, he's like.
Speaker 4: He's so fucking like trying to go, Like, dude, can
Speaker 4: you guys really cool you're a hundred years old, But
Speaker 4: like you can't want that, Like nobody who the fuck
Speaker 4: wants to be I.
Speaker 3: Feel like he's gonna die pretty soon because the only
Speaker 3: thing I can think of what is happening right now
Speaker 3: is that he just did he did want to be
Speaker 3: before he completely lost his mind, right before he was
Speaker 3: like I do want to be the only president that
Speaker 3: made it to one hundred years old.
Speaker 1: Because that is it's kind of cool.
Speaker 3: Like that's probably not gonna happen until way in the
Speaker 3: future with medicine so good, right, like, because it's just
Speaker 3: it's all these old, decrepit, angry, shitty, fucking you know,
Speaker 3: like Trump's not gonna make it a hunter.
Speaker 1: There's no fucking way. There's no way. There's no fucking way.
Speaker 3: He's like seventy, isn't Yeah, late seventies, and then Biden's.
Speaker 2: Gonna be He's he's gonna be killed.
Speaker 1: Yeah's many as many it's like with the people in
Speaker 1: one year if that it goes up by at least
Speaker 1: forty by the time he's eighty five, Man, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be shooters.
Speaker 2: Left and right after.
Speaker 4: Like to think about it is he's so polarizing that
Speaker 4: even in his years out of office, there will be
Speaker 4: people gunning for him.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I mean, Like.
Speaker 3: There will be people that voted for at least supported
Speaker 3: one voted one support and supported two people that supported
Speaker 3: the guy. They're like, you know what, fuck this guy,
Speaker 3: because it's the ultimate portrayal.
Speaker 2: I guess right, Yeah, it's over. It's it's over.
Speaker 4: He's he's he's signed his own like like he signed
Speaker 4: his own death works.
Speaker 3: Democrats are too pussy to like garner that type of
Speaker 3: hate from anybody, like even like the opposition the right
Speaker 3: that like hates them.
Speaker 1: They don't really not trying to smoke them. It's because
Speaker 1: they don't.
Speaker 3: They have no tangible evidence, like nothing. It's just stuff
Speaker 3: that they're being told and so they're stewing in anger.
Speaker 3: But it's not like they witnessed anything happening. It's not like, oh,
Speaker 3: things that Trump has done has actively ruined parts of
Speaker 3: the country or parts of the world. I have seen
Speaker 3: it happen in my lifetime. I feel betrayed. I'm insane, insane.
Speaker 3: Let me go because that's the last coveyat Let me
Speaker 3: grab thy gun because it's very easy where I live
Speaker 3: or where I'm heading to. Like this, That fucking crazy
Speaker 3: guy that we talked about, Yeah, he flew he fluid
Speaker 3: to fucking Florida and they're here. Here you go, Oh
Speaker 3: you you you clearly shouldn't have a gun. You're insane
Speaker 3: and you have like all this like crazy shit on
Speaker 3: your record. Here you go, sir, And then he was
Speaker 3: probably walking out like world.
Speaker 2: Twirling your lips like that.
Speaker 4: In real life outside of a fucking and outside of
Speaker 4: a loon tubes cartoon is devilish behavior.
Speaker 1: Your lips and crashed spinning out.
Speaker 2: It seems like an upstanding citizen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's hilarious. You just have a gun, that's Hilario's
Speaker 3: you sure you don't want to buy? We got bogo
Speaker 3: right now?
Speaker 1: Like the mask slamming and everything is the fucking store.
Speaker 2: And Zipse renting a gun to the mask. I mean like, hey,
Speaker 2: the mask. Hey Jim carries the mask face.
Speaker 1: Smile, it's a smile approaching it that tips up his
Speaker 1: smile or touching each other at the top.
Speaker 2: Of his head like fucking ches like a chest worse,
Speaker 2: and he's just like, I want you to get it free.
Speaker 1: This I understand. I think I think you think it's
Speaker 1: not that complicated of a thing to I think it's
Speaker 1: so that I don't understand that I'm just saying it.
Speaker 2: I couldn't so if you were you were.
Speaker 4: People who are tuning into the video podcast might notice
Speaker 4: that Sweeney once again wearing the minor on his shirt.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to bring that up. We agreed that
Speaker 2: Knuckles was a minor.
Speaker 1: So if I wear a picture of my child on
Speaker 1: my shirt, is that bad y? Why?
Speaker 2: Because well, first of all, it's psychotic even beyond like it's.
Speaker 1: A little weird, like it's not.
Speaker 2: Wearing like why like in case you lose him and
Speaker 2: people you can run around being like.
Speaker 1: This, well I'm looking for this person for this, like
Speaker 1: we need it. What do you what are you wearing
Speaker 1: a shirt? I need? Do you have this?
Speaker 4: How do you feel if you you had a kain,
Speaker 4: if you had a kid, you were walking around with
Speaker 4: him and then it's like like he's like five and
Speaker 4: saying something and you go to the bus stop. You're
Speaker 4: walking past the bus stop. You see a guy with
Speaker 4: a shirt with your kid on it, just like a
Speaker 4: jpegg of your your child.
Speaker 2: Really like well done too, It's not like a lazy
Speaker 2: Vista print.
Speaker 1: You just walk in your kid, right, you walk past
Speaker 1: like a sewe open against someone crap and pulls your kid.
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 2: You call him fucking police or something.
Speaker 1: It's too late though by the time they get there,
Speaker 1: he's fucking gone with your kid. Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel like I would imagine I feel like I
Speaker 2: would imagine you would go down after it, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you would try.
Speaker 1: You can't lift those things are heavy. I have lifted him. Well,
Speaker 1: clearly that well, it lifted it. Like no, I'm talking
Speaker 1: about like one of the greats, like a by the
Speaker 1: side where the societyalk just reach out grabs.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, that's a lot.
Speaker 1: You know, the yank hurt your kids. Your kid is screaming.
Speaker 1: As soon as he grabs him, I guess I gotta
Speaker 1: throw it.
Speaker 3: I gotta throw him like somebody that's skinny, probably like
Speaker 3: a skinny homeless person that's you know, like, hey.
Speaker 2: He's a homeless kid after it's been a homeless man after.
Speaker 1: Your children five sense. Oh wow, that's more than.
Speaker 2: I can think.
Speaker 1: He goes, he digs into the concrete. It goes after him,
Speaker 1: and it's like, what the why is this guy so strong?
Speaker 1: So homeless? If he's this strong, his body, his inhibitors
Speaker 1: are offs are a way off. You just do some.
Speaker 3: Street fighting and make some money. Man, this guy's not smart.
Speaker 3: Of course, I remember bum fights when I was younger.
Speaker 2: You never answered, how do you react?
Speaker 1: That's obviously I got I want to question him.
Speaker 2: But if he grabs what if there's a guy going
Speaker 2: around grabbing people's kids, throwing them into his chest and
Speaker 2: they become graphics on his.
Speaker 1: Shirt's worse than I could imagine, So, I mean for
Speaker 1: what purpose, Like, what is he even doing?
Speaker 4: This is his power, It's like what he's like an
Speaker 4: x He's like an X Men character, but his power
Speaker 4: is to turn people into graphic, into ink on graphic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's he's a he's a god effectively, yeah, basically,
Speaker 1: but it's such a specific type of godhood. He could
Speaker 1: be killed. But like, also, don't let him grab.
Speaker 2: Don't let him wear a shirt.
Speaker 4: Don't let him wear a shirt, yeah, because that's like
Speaker 4: the main thing. Don't let him wear a shirt. Don't
Speaker 4: let him around anybody.
Speaker 2: It's a pretty bad situation.
Speaker 1: I feel like if he learned harder, he could start
Speaker 1: grabbing things in general and putting on his shirt. He's
Speaker 1: grabbing the space between him and somebody else it puts
Speaker 1: it on his shirt. He grabs a shirt, a picture
Speaker 1: of a shirt, turns the shirt into his shirt, and
Speaker 1: now he has a shirt. You can't, man, he's from
Speaker 1: having shirts. Now he just has every shirt now just
Speaker 1: grab shirts. Looks at a picture of a shirt that
Speaker 1: you kept me from a shirt, but you have a
Speaker 1: shirt on. You're like, oh fuck. And he grabs the
Speaker 1: front door, puts it on his shirt, the doors on
Speaker 1: the shirts anymore. This guy, you can't even contain him.
Speaker 1: You gotta just kill him, you haven't. He grabs the
Speaker 1: bullet while he shoots it.
Speaker 3: This guy, this is the perfect Batman villains because like
Speaker 3: he's unstoppable and then somehow Batman would like defeat him
Speaker 3: somehow because it's Batman, and then he would grab that
Speaker 3: Arkham Asylum and everyone's like, no, what what are you doing?
Speaker 3: He's just gonna get he has to learn from his.
Speaker 1: Shirt.
Speaker 3: He's like, he's like at least at least we have
Speaker 3: to put him in Naked's like, no, that's inhumane, we
Speaker 3: can't do that.
Speaker 1: Morton's like, no, we gotta shoot this nagain, can kill
Speaker 1: on the commissioner, Gordon, the mayor, all of them like dude,
Speaker 1: like is enough? Like what his name? Dent? Harvey's like
Speaker 1: blow his head off. Everyone. Everyone's like dude, even the
Speaker 1: jokers like.
Speaker 2: Dude, no, this this this b this is crazy and
Speaker 2: eldritch borderline this. We need to kill him.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty crazy, but this guy is fucking silly.
Speaker 2: All right, we gotta do not kill you don't have
Speaker 2: to kill him, bats, I will do it.
Speaker 1: I'll kills like I'll kill him with a break. I
Speaker 1: was a brick at him. You can't throw a brick
Speaker 1: at grab and put on shirt. This is he's gonna
Speaker 1: end up with such a fire shirt by the I
Speaker 1: don't know what it's gonna it's gonna be like where's Waldough?
Speaker 1: But like actually really cool.
Speaker 2: Because it's all sentient people and real things that have
Speaker 2: been removed from this plane of existence that brought purely
Speaker 2: into the form of art.
Speaker 1: He starts going crazy. He's like, I want America on
Speaker 1: my shirt, goes now in America because so still he's
Speaker 1: a cartoon tun force that tune force to a degree
Speaker 1: that's insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love this character.
Speaker 1: Fucking the moon.
Speaker 2: Next he takes the he picks the moon, puts it
Speaker 2: on his shirt. The tides are fucked for.
Speaker 1: The seed and there's one big ball of water.
Speaker 3: How long would it take to just fuck up everything? Like,
Speaker 3: I don't I wonder. I know, I've never looked that
Speaker 3: up to see how long it would take, because like,
Speaker 3: the moon is responsible for a lot of things, right,
Speaker 3: so how long would it take for things to change
Speaker 3: once the moon is gone? I have no I wish
Speaker 3: I had, Yeah, no frame of reference.
Speaker 1: I have no idea, like I can't even I'm not
Speaker 1: even gonna believe like I have an idea of this.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go down this line. But I
Speaker 1: feel like the moon is pretty important consistently well. The
Speaker 1: moon keeps all of our air here, I know that.
Speaker 1: I don't think it does well.
Speaker 2: The moon keeps all of the plants alive.
Speaker 1: Doesn't do that really either.
Speaker 2: I think I'm not gonna speak on that.
Speaker 1: Keeps well, you're wrong twice, You're like, all right, I'll
Speaker 1: get I'm done. I guess I'm not the person to
Speaker 1: talk about.
Speaker 3: What if the moon, If the moon is gone and
Speaker 3: all gay people disappeared, it.
Speaker 2: Is they're connected in that way.
Speaker 5: And that's so dangerous and disrespectful, you know, because it's
Speaker 5: like you're just you're you're you're a kidding A sexuality
Speaker 5: that has been here longer than humans have to the moon,
Speaker 5: which wait, wait, it's older than all life, older.
Speaker 1: Than all life for sure.
Speaker 4: Probably is there an implication there that the gravitational pull
Speaker 4: of the moon alter.
Speaker 3: Just if you notice every gay person was born during
Speaker 3: the full moon, that it's.
Speaker 2: True, that is true? Is facts any gay person.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's gapeable pretty much every day there's
Speaker 1: not a full moon. And now they're all film, they're
Speaker 1: all born on full They.
Speaker 3: Trust me on this. This is factual knowledge. This is
Speaker 3: factual data. Uh, he asked, Ask any dude, ask anyone?
Speaker 3: Asked fucking mad? God, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. No, no, I'm so glad that you
Speaker 1: brought that up. I'm so glad.
Speaker 2: Did you see that fucking save Save the Republic con
Speaker 2: or whatever the fuck that thing was. It was like
Speaker 2: an outdoor event with all these Republicans and with the
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: No, not not Taylor Swift. It was guitar. No, not
Speaker 1: that fucking no. Oh yeah, yeah, well that wasn'ty.
Speaker 4: That wasn't even real apparently, like the guitar was and
Speaker 4: even real so it wasn't.
Speaker 2: So it was just a completely stage dumb thing.
Speaker 4: Well no, no, no, I think it was real, like he
Speaker 4: thought he had like, oh he thought Taylor Swift con.
Speaker 1: Did he actually pay guitar as.
Speaker 4: I understand that he paid four thousand dollars for a
Speaker 4: guitar that was forged, had a Ford stay to serve
Speaker 4: tailor shiptime, and then he broke it, which is like
Speaker 4: two levels of ignorance. That's because not only did you
Speaker 4: get swindled, but in your belief before you didn't get swindled,
Speaker 4: you didn't even try to dig yourself out of that is,
Speaker 4: by selling it to somebody else. It's the most unintentionally
Speaker 4: on brand Republican economic behavior I've ever seen you to
Speaker 4: just like put yourself in a hole, just despite yourself.
Speaker 3: Dude, it's a pretty dopamine hit that I just got
Speaker 3: from learning that this dude got gone.
Speaker 1: Is so funny. That is so good.
Speaker 2: But what were you talking about?
Speaker 3: You must have seen I actually must have seen clips
Speaker 3: from this, like, so was this out? It looks like
Speaker 3: what you would the type of stage you would have
Speaker 3: if you were doing a festival, right with with with
Speaker 3: bands and so it was Jordan Peterson, it was the
Speaker 3: gay guy Dave, it was uhstle Brand.
Speaker 4: Oh I only saw so I only saw like images
Speaker 4: of like Jordan Peterson a wrestle bant praying, but like
Speaker 4: that that's all I saw.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I retweeted one thing because it said, man, I
Speaker 3: bet this hits really hard if you're stupid.
Speaker 2: It was funny to recognize that because like I saw
Speaker 2: that tweet too, and I was like, that's so real.
Speaker 1: People are probably like.
Speaker 3: This, yes, yeah when they pan to the super tightest
Speaker 3: shot you could ever have, because there's probably three hundred
Speaker 3: people there, but they were like trying to make it
Speaker 3: seem like there was more people. I saw a tweet
Speaker 3: that said, man, twenty five thousand people and there was
Speaker 3: a reporter there live streaming, and it was like there
Speaker 3: was like a.
Speaker 1: Few hundred people there. Yeah, I'm like twenty five.
Speaker 3: Guy, at least be realistic, you know, say like, oh,
Speaker 3: there's eight hundred, ten thousand, even even that's that's that's
Speaker 3: way stretching it. But I'm just saying twenty five thousand,
Speaker 3: which is like a double a fucking regular basketball arena
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 1: Because you said those hold like.
Speaker 3: Say like post of fourteen to fifteen thousand on average.
Speaker 3: There's ones that are much larger that can hold around
Speaker 3: twenty thousand, but like on average it was around fourteen
Speaker 3: fifteen thousand.
Speaker 1: Twenty thousand.
Speaker 2: Was like the Crater Clas Arena was twenty thousand. I think, oh,
Speaker 2: we did it.
Speaker 1: Because that's a big one. Yeah, that's a big front
Speaker 1: of it was packed. Also that a very big arena.
Speaker 1: Just looking at it, like holy shit. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I felt like and seeing all those people with the
Speaker 3: lights and shit, and I'm like, dude, is funny.
Speaker 1: Crazy people. Some people had guns. Yeah, everybody had gun.
Speaker 2: Yeah they know everybody had a familiar as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was strange, that's true. What is a familiar?
Speaker 2: It's like a little creature that helps you in a
Speaker 2: whimsical way.
Speaker 1: It's like a pixie. What if I have a familiar
Speaker 1: that's just like a fucking like I don't know, Like
Speaker 1: what's the worst for me to have, Like.
Speaker 4: Like one of those floating dead babies from Warhammer? No,
Speaker 4: those are great, though, the cherubs I think it's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: That shit is Christian coded as fucked in the best way,
Speaker 1: which I love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, It's like it's like it's like it's like apocalyft
Speaker 2: Punk Castlevania almost in somewhere.
Speaker 1: It's like Halo Castlevania had a baby with God twice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: twice twice in the worst way.
Speaker 4: You gotta get back into the game. I haven't been
Speaker 4: able to play since I've be gone because it's on
Speaker 4: my fucking I have.
Speaker 1: It for Pisino. Well what do you have it on Piecino?
Speaker 2: What? What store?
Speaker 1: Because I have it on epic you have.
Speaker 2: Why do you have it on Epic?
Speaker 1: Because I was like I was gonna get an epic.
Speaker 1: I didn't get on team for some reason. I don't
Speaker 1: know why.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: I heard you buy it on Epic.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't buy it because I have a press account.
Speaker 4: So like I just like log in sometimes and there's
Speaker 4: just like games on there that like sometimes it's big
Speaker 4: games like that, and I'm like, oh, jackpot cool, but
Speaker 4: then other times it's just like not the ones that
Speaker 4: I'm looking for. So like I barely check it, and
Speaker 4: I checked and I was like, oh, shits Space Marine too.
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, fucking but nobody I know has it
Speaker 4: on Epic.
Speaker 1: I have to are what games? Is there a game
Speaker 1: coming out soon I've never.
Speaker 4: Talked to I mean, dragon Ball comes out soon, that's right,
Speaker 4: that is I maybe I don't. I have no concept
Speaker 4: of what day it is because I just I just
Speaker 4: flew in last night.
Speaker 1: You just went back in time. Yeah, I'm all fucked up.
Speaker 1: Nice dragon Ball comes out this weekend. Dragon I might
Speaker 1: drop my pants with my girlfriend and go play dragon
Speaker 1: Ball all day in my living room, invite like you
Speaker 1: guys over, and.
Speaker 2: Then have my what were your plans. What were you
Speaker 2: gonna do.
Speaker 1: I'm going to the I'm going to the Comic Con thing,
Speaker 1: but that's that's after this the day after it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I just want to play dragon Ball day and
Speaker 1: not go you know, like a dragon Ball all day
Speaker 1: and no, Lily like that sounds fucking like a dream.
Speaker 1: But also started having to get together in my house
Speaker 1: anyway too, So whatever, man, I guess I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: have to take that out. You guys are fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: What every day, no day for a while having people over.
Speaker 1: Actually it makes me sad. Mhm. I love having people over,
Speaker 1: but I'm also used to living with you. That's why
Speaker 1: we all live together. People over all the time, and
Speaker 1: I kind of got really accustomed to it, and now
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: I'm like, that was my house for the longest time.
Speaker 4: My house is like everybody would just show up, even
Speaker 4: though I was going up the same thing. Yeah, there'd
Speaker 4: be a thinks it would be at my house for everybody.
Speaker 4: So it'd be people from like Pensylvania come into my house,
Speaker 4: people from like Florida. And it was aggravating when I
Speaker 4: was the kid cause they touched my ship. All those
Speaker 4: fucking other, fucking stupid ass light skin fucking motherfucker would
Speaker 4: be touching my ship and be angry.
Speaker 3: Light skin really emphatically. That was the thing that bothered.
Speaker 1: It was always it was always the non black Puerto
Speaker 1: Ricans touching my ship and black ones or like, oh we'll.
Speaker 2: Stop, we like touch of people ship. Yeah, I stole
Speaker 2: so many things.
Speaker 1: It's in our blood. Man, I stole my citizenship. Man,
Speaker 1: I I don't know. Hey, man, you gotta do what
Speaker 1: you gotta do exactly. I need to come here. I
Speaker 1: need to particularly take white man jobs.
Speaker 2: Wait can he huh?
Speaker 4: If if he takes so wait a minute, no, because
Speaker 4: because now I'm thinking, like can he take things back
Speaker 4: out of the shirt?
Speaker 1: I think he can because he goes in and it takes,
Speaker 1: he takes. I don't know. I think that's too much.
Speaker 1: That's too much. Can he take himself into the shirt
Speaker 1: and then take himself back out of the shirt? Can
Speaker 1: he go from shirt to shirt?
Speaker 6: Then?
Speaker 1: What do you mean then he going to shirts?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Ye? Like I think we got him finally, Like you
Speaker 1: blow him up, they won't be able to come out.
Speaker 4: Of it, Like like he's like you you have him
Speaker 4: cornered and he's like trying to escape and so he's
Speaker 4: jumping through people's clothes.
Speaker 1: He put that would be him killing himself.
Speaker 3: Those people have now turn an inanimate ink essentially like
Speaker 3: they're dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're gone.
Speaker 1: That's just their end. We have to have a name
Speaker 1: for this. It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt them.
Speaker 3: It's just they're just shirtman Eric, Eric shirt.
Speaker 2: Is Eric Shirtman.
Speaker 4: Marvel hit me up, that is, so I'll give you
Speaker 4: the rights for like a cool five mail.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna call Kevin Figy. Hey man, you know the
Speaker 3: four hasn't been doing too well.
Speaker 1: I got you know we're not, are we? I think
Speaker 1: deads be on the phase five or the face. I
Speaker 1: have no idea.
Speaker 2: When you have said that there are phases of movies.
Speaker 2: To me, it's like it's over. Stop, it's over.
Speaker 1: Just take a long break, break one off movies. My
Speaker 1: thing is take a long long break. Uh.
Speaker 2: This can't be replicated again, It's just okay, it's what
Speaker 2: It's one of those things that run of the of
Speaker 2: the ten years or whatever the fuck that was from
Speaker 2: from Iron Man to fucking End Game or whatever.
Speaker 1: Great now, just fucking be a regular movie studio. People,
Speaker 1: people under people don't remember the experience of like all
Speaker 1: of them m c U or people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: this ten year amazing runer is like, well, the last
Speaker 1: phase three and then the phase two into Phase three
Speaker 1: was an all star run. Beginning of that it was
Speaker 1: still good. People enjoyed it, but it wasn't like crazy
Speaker 1: but like from like I would say Civil War on
Speaker 1: was like the fucking all Star run for them when
Speaker 1: they were like just hit after hit after was it
Speaker 1: Guardians first, I think was.
Speaker 4: The Guardians was like I think the beginning Guardians was
Speaker 4: like the first time that it was like.
Speaker 1: After Age of Ultron into like Endgame, but was like
Speaker 1: the All Star runner for them, but they were just
Speaker 1: like going off. It's weird to me that people the
Speaker 1: people people didn't like. People didn't like some freaking win
Speaker 1: the Soldier, And I'm like, I don't know how people
Speaker 1: don't like this movie. It's actually a great movie.
Speaker 2: But I don't remember people not liking it. But again,
Speaker 2: I wasn't really fine. I think the biggest problem in
Speaker 2: that movie is just like.
Speaker 4: Captain America's kind of I think Captain America's megalame actually,
Speaker 4: but I think whatever, it's fine.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty patriotic, so I disagree. Pretty patriotic, so I
Speaker 3: like his character.
Speaker 1: I think he's a really cool character.
Speaker 3: But I think I think Steve Rodgers is a bitch.
Speaker 1: I like, I just like that. I think you're a bitch.
Speaker 1: I think you're a bitch, and I think he'd call
Speaker 1: you a bitch too. I think you're black also, so
Speaker 1: you're gonna right to call you bitch. He's a patriot,
Speaker 1: he would call you black.
Speaker 2: You see that, you've seen that fucking meme or something.
Speaker 1: He's looking at that one. I don't like that. It
Speaker 1: is so hard. That memes so much. I love it.
Speaker 1: He's so not racist, but the eye. But that's why
Speaker 1: it's funny, the idea of him being racist racist though
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be funny.
Speaker 2: Tony Stark went to the Diddy parties, Yes, I absolutely,
Speaker 2: I think absolutely.
Speaker 1: I think Tony parties at Epstein's parties. But I think
Speaker 1: he was smart enough to leave before things happened. I think, like,
Speaker 1: I think I think he'd be like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: getting kind of weird. I think he just get me
Speaker 1: out of here these niggas a while and it would
Speaker 1: be gone. Quote.
Speaker 2: I like, in your world that this is like he
Speaker 2: in your world, he's at the Diddy and Epstein parties
Speaker 2: after he's been iron Man.
Speaker 1: He's been he's been on there for a while, not
Speaker 1: even like.
Speaker 4: The because there's a point in iron Man history, like
Speaker 4: pre iron Man one, where like you can imagine that
Speaker 4: he was probably like a massive scumback, criminal piece of shit, right, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean, right, But he didn't even do that.
Speaker 2: You were like, you know, this is like after Ultron.
Speaker 1: He's like going stale, going like when everybody got snapped
Speaker 1: in half, when he would get snapped a half was
Speaker 1: fucking Diddy and Epstein. I had to restock up on
Speaker 1: their kids as they were missing somebody. So iron Man
Speaker 1: was like, oh, he's in space. So like he was like, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: Jarvis's give me give me a video off Diddy's parties.
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta help.
Speaker 2: There was was there any new stuff about the Diddy
Speaker 2: parties or the Diddy situation?
Speaker 3: Was like I didn't Yeah, I didn't look into it.
Speaker 3: I just saw headlines that there was more like fucked
Speaker 3: up ship that came out.
Speaker 4: But I saw like somebody who was like nine at
Speaker 4: the time or something, and I think I saw that,
Speaker 4: and he's like.
Speaker 1: I mean, fucking justin.
Speaker 3: Bieber and Usher were pretty fucking young when they were
Speaker 3: hanging out. Not nine, but like not that much older.
Speaker 4: There's so many there's so many amazing videos of Diddy
Speaker 4: now that I like, I love watching like this. Did
Speaker 4: you see this video going around on Twitter where it's
Speaker 4: like some guy I give her It might have been
Speaker 4: like a basketball I think it must have been a
Speaker 4: basketball game because he's like on the court or whatever
Speaker 4: and somebody jumps over him. So somebody jumps over him,
Speaker 4: and he like he grazy, like basically in between this
Speaker 4: guy's legs is grazing his head and did he like
Speaker 4: is looking up he's like and he's like he's on
Speaker 4: his tiptoe trying.
Speaker 1: To get let's go so damn funny, so crazy. It's
Speaker 1: not funny at all.
Speaker 2: But it's funny, dude.
Speaker 1: I think it's I think this is a not funny
Speaker 1: situation that has so much comedy in it.
Speaker 4: You know, this is kind of this is a perfect
Speaker 4: example of the conversation we were We've had a couple
Speaker 4: of times where is there a funniest blank you know
Speaker 4: what I mean, the funniest electrocution, the funniest heart attack,
Speaker 4: this is probably funny.
Speaker 3: The funniest electrocution by far is the green Miles.
Speaker 1: The funniest. I think it's funny because you're so uncomfortable
Speaker 1: you laugh. Let's be really.
Speaker 3: I may agree with the one where the dude didn't
Speaker 3: wet the sponge.
Speaker 1: That was funny. And what the green mile? I haven't
Speaker 1: seen and I never said, oh ship, yeah that's right,
Speaker 1: that's right, right, but like, oh man, I did see it,
Speaker 1: but I was like kind of staring like that one dude.
Speaker 4: I was like why person? I was like, I don't understand.
Speaker 4: They think movies now.
Speaker 2: They're in movies now, since when they didn't they weren't
Speaker 2: in So where.
Speaker 1: Is the planet Yates timeline? Like where like where's the
Speaker 1: site where black people in films?
Speaker 2: I don't understand? Like I don't, I don't get it,
Speaker 2: and I just don't.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't understand.
Speaker 1: So is it playing apes then twelve Years Sleep? Or
Speaker 1: is it like the first then planning?
Speaker 2: There's only three movies in my podcast?
Speaker 1: Is this the War Room with Tim Poole? What is it?
Speaker 1: I would love to be all? Podcast is called.
Speaker 3: The Nothing you know, It's called something Else the Culture War,
Speaker 3: My Soul World, the size.
Speaker 1: If I think it'd be fun to be on one
Speaker 1: of those podcasts, I think obviously you'd be disgusted after.
Speaker 2: I think it would be fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think, like because I can, I and
Speaker 1: jive with those people, but it'd be funny because they
Speaker 1: mean it, so it'd be really hilarious, like oh so
Speaker 1: you like you play along with their shah.
Speaker 4: It would be difficult for me not to just treat
Speaker 4: it completely unseeriously. Yeah, and just like I would want
Speaker 4: to make such outlandish claims that they would have to
Speaker 4: kind of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm black, it'd be even better because I
Speaker 1: can fucking like I know, I know, I know this,
Speaker 1: I know this. Black people literally turn the bats in winter.
Speaker 1: We do it. Literally, we do it. Yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 1: do it, you know, because I'm.
Speaker 2: Just gonna take your word for it, like I'll just
Speaker 2: I'll just take I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm calm, I'm I'm in the center. But I will
Speaker 3: believe you, black man.
Speaker 2: I will believe you, black man.
Speaker 1: I just want to freaking last drug, Like, what the thing?
Speaker 1: What the monkeys have? Yeah? The symbols hitting hitting each.
Speaker 2: Other, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah, we were talking. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 4: wanted to get to this and Valley, Yeah, Frankie Valley.
Speaker 4: So the reason I started with with fucking h Jimmy
Speaker 4: Carter was to kind of talk about these old people
Speaker 4: who are just being clearly taken advance, Like dude, like
Speaker 4: Jimmy Carter just want to do all this stuff.
Speaker 2: Clearly, no one's celebrating there. No one's celebrating.
Speaker 1: Their one hundredth birthday. Yeah, they're not celebrating. They're like
Speaker 1: mourning it. Even other people are not. That's it's like
Speaker 1: sweet lovely death. I'm waiting for your breath.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But there's this other dude. And I think we
Speaker 2: mentioned this on this show before.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because Colin sent this video to me initially, like
Speaker 4: when it was new.
Speaker 2: He said, there's a video. There's a video online called
Speaker 2: is Frankie Valley?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: And Frankie Valley is like, you know, one of the
Speaker 4: one of the singers, if not the lead singer of
Speaker 4: the the Four Seasons, like a quartet kind of old school,
Speaker 4: very old classical, kind of kind.
Speaker 1: Of you know Greece. You know it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you seen Greece, you know it there's other stuff too.
Speaker 4: I actually didn't recognize them by name. I would I
Speaker 4: had to hear like songs saying oh I know that.
Speaker 4: And so there's a video called is Frankie Valley Okay
Speaker 4: going around? And it's just a like a compilation of
Speaker 4: him at his own concerts really not trying, like very
Speaker 4: clearly like he's dead, like he's a dead person.
Speaker 3: He's running on fifteen percent, right, Yeah, like he's he's
Speaker 3: fucking like he a low power mode that would see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with no charger insight.
Speaker 3: I would say he's completely dead, but he's at least
Speaker 3: moving a little.
Speaker 4: So I would really highly recommend everybody go watch that
Speaker 4: video because it's really difficult to understand the context, like
Speaker 4: exactly how strange it all is. Yeah, because he's singing,
Speaker 4: he's lip syncing, and like Frankie Valley has this like
Speaker 4: really high voice. Yeah, like there's no it's a falsetto,
Speaker 4: Like there's no like you have to you can't really
Speaker 4: do that in a relaxed way necessarily, especially at that age, right,
Speaker 4: And so he's going around, barely moving his mouth, clearly
Speaker 4: lip syncing to very old audio of himself and barely
Speaker 4: moving his body at all, Like he really looks like
Speaker 4: he does not know where he is. Yeah, and it's
Speaker 4: so sad fucked. I don't know why we do this
Speaker 4: to people. Let him go, like the fact that this
Speaker 4: has never come up, or the fact that this has
Speaker 4: not been raised, right, because you'd imagine, right, if you
Speaker 4: were a fan of this person enough to go see
Speaker 4: those shows, you would also be like, what the fuck
Speaker 4: are they doing to this guy?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 2: I like so much? This is kind of fun, you
Speaker 2: would assume.
Speaker 1: But people don't think about people other than themselves. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm seeing him, I'm happy. I'm wonder instead of being like, oh,
Speaker 1: this man is not being this isn't like I didn't
Speaker 1: know how bad it wasn't. I saw it then I
Speaker 1: saw in my heart sank it's pretty sad. Oh, Like
Speaker 1: I can't laugh at it because I'm like, oh, oh,
Speaker 1: I totally laughed. I couldn't. I completely couldn't laugh.
Speaker 3: I laughed very hard because especially they're the footage of
Speaker 3: the the end of the concert where it's like this
Speaker 3: big like it's like a it's like a crescendo the ending, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: like like it's all big and loud and he's just
Speaker 3: you know, you're just like, it's so like, look at
Speaker 3: everybody else, they're all into it, and he's just like,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, this so f funny.
Speaker 1: It is so funny. It looks like he looks like,
Speaker 1: so this is gonna be like this is medrawing a stretch.
Speaker 1: But you ever played playing for his zombies?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: Actually I know enough about it.
Speaker 1: See what they look like the zombies. He looks like
Speaker 1: imagine someone drew a person like that and then put
Speaker 1: a suit on. He looks like his head is big.
Speaker 1: He has a big old head, and he has his
Speaker 1: shoulders are high and.
Speaker 4: His neck he does he does have like a Pixar
Speaker 4: like old man playing chest kind of.
Speaker 3: He's Larry King like if he because if you if
Speaker 3: you ever look at Larry we just never seen him
Speaker 3: standing up every time we would see it because he's
Speaker 3: like in his chair slumped over.
Speaker 2: He's like a non hunchback Larry King.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if Larry King had me dead yet? Did he
Speaker 1: died Larry Kings ages ago?
Speaker 3: I don't remember how long ago he died, but yeah,
Speaker 3: he definitely he's dead.
Speaker 1: Ship.
Speaker 4: I worked for him for like a hot the hot second,
Speaker 4: Isn't that weird, I ever tell you this?
Speaker 1: What what? Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was his head in the middle of his his
Speaker 3: Torso by the time you were working from or was
Speaker 3: he still he was still?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was pretty he was.
Speaker 2: He was getting out of there.
Speaker 1: Okay, did you meet him?
Speaker 4: I don't, no, no, no, I don't think so when
Speaker 4: we worked under I worked under a company that like
Speaker 4: worked through him, like he like it was weird, but
Speaker 4: we were like it was like one degree of separation,
Speaker 4: like I could have but I had no.
Speaker 1: Re Like what the am I gonna? Oh? Yeah, what
Speaker 1: what am I getting? Like?
Speaker 2: Oh, you know, Destiny Lore? Like, Like what am I
Speaker 2: going to talk to fucking Larry King about?
Speaker 1: Actually? King? Like is having the chance to meet like
Speaker 1: you meet Einstein? Like, hey, what do you know about Pokemon?
Speaker 1: It's just like you could have used It's just it's
Speaker 1: just so much.
Speaker 4: I understand that Larry King is a famous person and
Speaker 4: that he's like very important, but I just was just
Speaker 4: not that interesting. Yeah that makes sense, like to the
Speaker 4: point where like I genuinely you're asking me if I
Speaker 4: met him. I think I might have, but I really
Speaker 4: don't remember because I didn't. It's that moment, it's it's
Speaker 4: it was just like, oh.
Speaker 2: I remember literally being like, oh, it's Larry King.
Speaker 1: Weird. And that was the extent.
Speaker 3: I'm be honest, that's all it would be with Larry King.
Speaker 3: Oh cool, because I didn't.
Speaker 2: Like Philbin or something like oh Regis yeah, same.
Speaker 3: It would just be like that. I do respect Larry King,
Speaker 3: loves him whatever, loves.
Speaker 1: My grandma's I raised my an old person, so like
Speaker 1: Kelly Rippa, it's like a thing. I watched Riches and
Speaker 1: Michelle like that was something if I was staying home.
Speaker 1: I was watching that shit with my grandmother, so like that.
Speaker 1: Like Bob Barker, like I shouldn't be excited right now.
Speaker 1: I know he's dead. If I met him, I'd be exciting.
Speaker 1: Bob Barker. I liked him. I like Bob Barker.
Speaker 2: He's always telling people to cut their dogs dicks.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, get your dog. No, no, he would say, and
Speaker 1: pussy list pussy your dogs from having pussy list is
Speaker 1: fucking crazy. I did.
Speaker 3: Whatever, man, I was like, wow, it's pretty vulgar for
Speaker 3: daytime television.
Speaker 1: He would say the Edward already a soft a but
Speaker 1: like really casually and like someone impressed. When he put
Speaker 1: his hand to a meet the prices righting walking the whole.
Speaker 8: Time, the prices right, the price is right, set up
Speaker 8: and it sits, and I welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: The music, the music that they use for the Prices
Speaker 2: right is really good.
Speaker 1: I use it.
Speaker 2: I use it in video sometimes.
Speaker 1: Use that show Man. It's it's like one of those
Speaker 1: shows I hold really due to myself because I watching
Speaker 1: it and I want to get on and Will of
Speaker 1: Fortune and Prices and the original and so every show
Speaker 1: essentially not because I hate shop. To you drop that
Speaker 1: show's fucking dick watched out to you drop?
Speaker 3: No, just say regular shows. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 1: I know what it is that I you know, on
Speaker 1: Channel one where it had those Channel three only because
Speaker 1: because you know it is it is, it'd be one.
Speaker 4: It's channel three. Channel three. Channel three is the PlayStation.
Speaker 4: That's the static channel the place.
Speaker 1: What I'm talking about on cable on cable, I'm not
Speaker 1: on like the basic like television whatever thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm playing you know because you're dumb sou
Speaker 1: So they'd be like they'd have America's for the whole
Speaker 1: videos with what his name, Bob Saggett I almost said,
Speaker 1: Bobby said that Bob Saggot. And sometimes a show called
Speaker 1: Shops You Drop will come on and it'd be like,
Speaker 1: you have one minute to run around this grocery store
Speaker 1: and put in various things that equal like one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty dollars or whatever the funk it is back
Speaker 1: when groceries were really affordable, so like you could have
Speaker 1: a full grocery card, like one hundred dollars, and it'd
Speaker 1: be hard for them to do that. And I remember
Speaker 1: that show is a shot watching my Grandma, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: these people are so fucking stupid. Just go to the
Speaker 1: steak aisle and put a bunch of steak in your
Speaker 1: fucking cart and you always win, you know, if you
Speaker 1: you have to one fifteen and everything over you get,
Speaker 1: you getting cash to yourself. And I was like, these.
Speaker 3: Guys are they were having a hard time doing like
Speaker 3: filling it up.
Speaker 1: I guess, so, I guess they're.
Speaker 3: Probably all doing just nothing but cup of noodles.
Speaker 1: Why is this working? Only eight? It's just all gum
Speaker 1: damn it cars too, It's like falling it so it
Speaker 1: doesn't come. But yeah, there was like that there was
Speaker 1: what his name is it on the weakest link.
Speaker 4: The cart also is this It's the same as a
Speaker 4: normal card, but there's one bar on the bottom.
Speaker 1: Is rigged. I watched a lot of game shows that
Speaker 1: are actually holy.
Speaker 2: Remember Candid Camera.
Speaker 1: That was when I am, Oh, my god, that was
Speaker 1: I want to see what she dun I want to
Speaker 1: send the die on that show so bad. But it
Speaker 1: never happened. We always wanted someone to die. There was
Speaker 1: a show. There was a show. Do you remember.
Speaker 3: That, that tank show? There was like a dunk tank
Speaker 3: or something. Are you talking about there was like a
Speaker 3: dunk tank or with this show. No, maybe that's not
Speaker 3: what it was. I'm just remembering.
Speaker 1: I might be.
Speaker 2: I think it was just that the premise was something
Speaker 2: you gotta like solve things underwater in this tank or
Speaker 2: something happened.
Speaker 1: This fear factor.
Speaker 3: No, because this guy, this guy got brain damage from
Speaker 3: being pulled up like from the tank too fast and
Speaker 3: it fucked him up. And I'm trying to remember it was.
Speaker 3: It didn't last long. It wasn't even like I think
Speaker 3: because it was one of those shows that the brain
Speaker 3: damage got cured by.
Speaker 1: By my prayers and prayers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, by by thought.
Speaker 2: They thought so hard.
Speaker 3: Somebody listening right now knows what I'm talking about. It
Speaker 3: was just something that was, Uh, do you guys have
Speaker 3: a favorite game show?
Speaker 4: Game show? I remember really liking Wipeout. That's not really
Speaker 4: a game show, it's like an obstacle.
Speaker 1: I just love watching.
Speaker 4: I love watching people fail at feats of strength and agility.
Speaker 4: It's like, it's really satisfying to have somebody like do
Speaker 4: like a crazy cool leap and then be satisfied themselves
Speaker 4: and then get hit with a fucking boxing glove out
Speaker 4: of a fucking spring.
Speaker 1: From a wall and tumble into a fucking lake. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm surprised nobody died of it's crazy. Yeah, It's that's
Speaker 1: why I don't like it. It's not it's not visceral enough,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, some of them are really There was one that
Speaker 4: cracked up because it was a kid who went up
Speaker 4: or like something, was like a younger.
Speaker 2: Guy, and he got he fucking rant like there was
Speaker 2: like a wall with boxing gloves on springs, and he
Speaker 2: just got decked in the face and it looked like
Speaker 2: he should be dead, like because his head, like his
Speaker 2: head followed the glove, but his body stayed where it
Speaker 2: was in the shot.
Speaker 1: He might have broken his neck at least.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now they wouldn't put it on. That's kind of things,
Speaker 4: like they wouldn't put it on the TV. They wouldn't
Speaker 4: put it on the show. That was if that's what happened,
Speaker 4: because wipe out was like that guy isn't like Ninja
Speaker 4: Warrior or something.
Speaker 3: Maybe because you know how you can break parts of
Speaker 3: your neck where that you find out way.
Speaker 2: He died like three days later in the hospital and
Speaker 2: he has.
Speaker 1: Like a really tough like mom. I couldn't think for
Speaker 1: some reason then he died. Yeah, that's so sad. I
Speaker 1: wish that person the best man. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Remember I remember liking Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
Speaker 2: when I was a kid.
Speaker 3: I've definitely seen a couple of those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was with Region. That was how I knew Regis.
Speaker 2: I didn't watch Regis and Kelly or anything like that
Speaker 2: for a while. Did he really he did that?
Speaker 1: Who's line? Is it? Anyway?
Speaker 2: It's not a game show, but like it's probably it's
Speaker 2: probably one of my favorites. I was watching it before
Speaker 2: the British guy was the host.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but that someone before.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's like the it's like the daily show where
Speaker 4: like the Craig Kilbourn or whatever his name has had
Speaker 4: it before John.
Speaker 1: Start really like that guy. Yeah, I actually I liked it.
Speaker 3: I technically liked the show a little bit more before,
Speaker 3: Like Wayne Brady joined, but he's so good. He was black.
Speaker 3: He was good, but he was so he was too good.
Speaker 3: It was actually show he was unfair. No, well, no,
Speaker 3: the the other two guys are fantas know they're they're
Speaker 3: really funny. They were really everybody that was doing it
Speaker 3: like how I was gonna say, Colin Farrell.
Speaker 4: Was fucking hilarious. Colin, that's Ryan Styles style. Guy I
Speaker 4: didn't like was that that guy with the glasses.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was kind of he wasn't he wasn't the best.
Speaker 4: He was kind of like, Okay, I guess if if yeah,
Speaker 4: if we can't have the other people, I guess you'll do.
Speaker 1: Roommates before Lily, I watched that show all the time,
Speaker 1: and I think it was Uh, they were still all
Speaker 1: really funny. I think Wayne Brady is a little too good.
Speaker 3: He was too like when he would do his singing numbers,
Speaker 3: like his improvs, he was too he He reminded me
Speaker 3: of Jimmy Fallon when Jimmy Fallon was like, instead of
Speaker 3: sometimes trying to be funny when he be he'd be like, really, oh,
Speaker 3: let me show you how talents that I really am.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, that's fine, but it's not like
Speaker 3: because there's really talented. Well he's uh, he can play
Speaker 3: the guitar really well. He actually sings pretty decent. Like,
Speaker 3: so what he tries to do instead of making it like, oh,
Speaker 3: let me make it kind of funny, let me show
Speaker 3: you in this moment, I'm kind of kind of break
Speaker 3: character and show you how well I can do music.
Speaker 3: And I feel like Wayne Brady would do the same
Speaker 3: thing instead of focusing more on being funny. He's fucking
Speaker 3: like he's hitting the notes and I'm like this man,
Speaker 3: this motherfucker's sing.
Speaker 1: He's pretty talented.
Speaker 3: And I was like, it's not as funny as I
Speaker 3: you know, like I said, uh, call mockery is.
Speaker 2: Just he's the best part of that show. Like he
Speaker 2: was hurt. He's he had such an old face for
Speaker 2: so long.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait early like we were kids. He looked older
Speaker 1: then than he does. Maybe now.
Speaker 4: I saw ger Mhi recently and he looks it's it's
Speaker 4: not recently, but like in the last like five years
Speaker 4: or something, right, And it's so funny that he looks
Speaker 4: the same because he's.
Speaker 1: Just all his hair white. But it's the he's the
Speaker 1: same style. He hasn't lost any more hair.
Speaker 3: There was a couple of people like that. Leslie Nielsen
Speaker 3: and Steve Martin were those guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they Her hair was gray for like fucking never.
Speaker 1: Leslie Nielsen was old though, he was absolutely was not
Speaker 1: young when everything was coming out.
Speaker 2: And naked gunn He was like, what like fifty or something.
Speaker 3: He I mean, he had to have been. I mean
Speaker 3: he was definitely old, but I don't know how old.
Speaker 1: Actually, maybe I have no idea. Steve Martin wasn't quite
Speaker 1: as old as we thought he was.
Speaker 2: No, he definitely wasn't nearly as old. He just he
Speaker 2: just great early, yeah, very early. I don't know what
Speaker 2: the fuck that how that's a weird genetic thing that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I started going grade sixteen and then it
Speaker 1: kind of just slowed down. Well yeah, you just yeah,
Speaker 1: I got a little grazier in there. Uh. The YouTuber
Speaker 1: dusty Dusty.
Speaker 2: Smith Dusty Smith. So I don't remember what the fuck
Speaker 2: I was watching, But someone stumbled upon dusty nowadays, and
Speaker 2: was like, what the fuck happened to him? Because he's
Speaker 2: completely white? But he grade I think in his twenties.
Speaker 2: I feel like I never started dyeing his hair. I
Speaker 2: feel like I remember him being gray.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he he after a while he started letting.
Speaker 3: He just was like, fuck it, I'm gonna just be gray.
Speaker 3: But like he looks like he's like you would probably
Speaker 3: think he's in his late fifties because it's just his
Speaker 3: hair is completely white now. And it's like, yo, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: By thirty thought by thirty I was gonna be all gray.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 3: The weird thing is I have I have no example
Speaker 3: of a black person graying early like that, like like
Speaker 3: in a way like say Ethan kleinb Like you look
Speaker 3: at even Kline in his in his mid thirties, he
Speaker 3: already started having a bunch of gray hair already. He
Speaker 3: forty already he probably is he I think he must
Speaker 3: he might be now because it's I haven't he's probably
Speaker 3: either late thirty, he's probably thirty eight, thirty nine, or
Speaker 3: he is definitely forty. I actually have no idea. Well,
Speaker 3: I don't even know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Some people, some people just call great early. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: it's just the thing. It's like also, if you if
Speaker 1: you're what you call it, if you like but likes,
Speaker 1: you notice your if you're like if you're gonna start balding,
Speaker 1: it starts happening and you.
Speaker 3: Starts having in mid twenties and your mid I didn't
Speaker 3: know that, Oh I noticed because in high school I
Speaker 3: started seeing people thinning. I started seeing kids that were
Speaker 3: like in uh seniors when I'm like, oh man, you're fucked.
Speaker 2: It is wild. It is wild to see that too,
Speaker 2: Like with like uh I was.
Speaker 4: I was just home and I was talking with some
Speaker 4: friends of mine and it's like there was we had
Speaker 4: there was a high school reunion for our high school.
Speaker 1: We didn't go, of course, because that's why the funk
Speaker 1: would you.
Speaker 4: I'm not taking a plane to go town, are you kidding?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Total, with all the respect, have a good time, but.
Speaker 1: You you you'd rock. You'd be like, yeah, we're like
Speaker 1: kind of we're like kind of somebody, and then everybody
Speaker 1: else would be like, oh no, I went, and I
Speaker 1: have three kids and I just live. I live right
Speaker 1: next door where my mom lives. And that.
Speaker 2: Stepped on an Yesterday in our backyard, and in our backyard,
Speaker 2: it's a crazy fucking place up there. Man, that's not
Speaker 2: even unbelievable.
Speaker 4: That's like I said that intentionally to be like hyperbolic,
Speaker 4: but that does like as it finished, as the period
Speaker 4: ended on that sentence, it didn't even sound that crazy.
Speaker 3: How did it get there? Did somebody just toss it
Speaker 3: over the fins?
Speaker 1: Might just in the war? In the war, you know,
Speaker 1: it never so.
Speaker 2: No one ever stepped on that specific square of land,
Speaker 2: even when they were mowing.
Speaker 1: Always goes over for some reason. It's like I guess
Speaker 1: I will its right over it, but.
Speaker 4: No, the reason it's like it's it was fascinating because
Speaker 4: like we were like, uh, because I was invited to
Speaker 4: it on like Facebook, which is already like a red
Speaker 4: flag to me, like just like just like I don't know, man,
Speaker 4: like keep I understand Facebook. I get it, like it's
Speaker 4: the easiest place to find people, but like I hate
Speaker 4: going on face. Like the idea of interacting with Facebook
Speaker 4: at all is terrible.
Speaker 1: Looking back on my Facebook and the people that are
Speaker 1: my friends before, it's like, what the fun? Well, that's
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 2: It's like I saw the people. I saw the people
Speaker 2: who were going like I don't recognize a single fucking
Speaker 2: one of you people.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I don't not one of my six friends. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, the thing is like our high school was fucking huge,
Speaker 4: Like I think our graduating class was.
Speaker 2: Like I think it. It couldn't have been a thousand,
Speaker 2: but it was damn near.
Speaker 1: My graduation class was less than thirns of people. Really sad.
Speaker 1: The student body of that age like a horrible.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's a rough place, but like our yeah, like
Speaker 4: our school is huge, Like it was like it was
Speaker 4: like specifically like there were too many people to even.
Speaker 3: We had a pretty big school or it was twenty
Speaker 3: one hundred students on average.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's something that something like that, like a big
Speaker 4: fucking high school. And so like this group of people,
Speaker 4: I was like, I don't I really everybody that I
Speaker 4: care to have remembered either has stayed around, is still
Speaker 4: a part of my life in some way, or they're
Speaker 4: also too cool to not be here, Like I don't
Speaker 4: know how to describe it.
Speaker 2: Like it's like Steve didn't go. I think Smithers didn't go.
Speaker 1: Did you know Smithers?
Speaker 4: We had a we had a friend named Mike Smith,
Speaker 4: and we call them Smithers because it was like I
Speaker 4: never met a Smithers before. That's why that was his
Speaker 4: thing name. It was because it was like, we're not
Speaker 4: gonna cut you, Mike Smith. There's like so many Mike Smith's.
Speaker 4: We knew so many Mike Smith's. Also, it's just like Smithers,
Speaker 4: you know, Okay, but he was a good sport about
Speaker 4: he liked it.
Speaker 2: I think I don't know it was gay. No, it
Speaker 2: was just like.
Speaker 1: Was gay gay? He's gay dancing on him. It's like
Speaker 1: his only fucking.
Speaker 4: Oh did you see the the well it's it's not
Speaker 4: a real series finale, but did you see that they
Speaker 4: did like a Simpson's series finale, uh, season premiere or whatever. No, No,
Speaker 4: they had Conan O'Brien host it.
Speaker 3: Oh I heard like that, but I didn't really understand that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I think the idea is like this.
Speaker 4: It was like the season of like season thirty fucking
Speaker 4: nine or whatever the fuck they're on now there and
Speaker 4: the first episode is like series finale, and it's like
Speaker 4: the whole idea is like con o'bryan's there and he's hosting.
Speaker 2: It was actually a pretty like I was like watching
Speaker 2: it and I was like this is kind of good.
Speaker 4: Actually, this is like a kind of a good episode
Speaker 4: of The Simpsons, not that I even like really liked
Speaker 4: The Simpsons that much.
Speaker 1: Effectively like this season finale series and it's not, but
Speaker 1: this is well.
Speaker 4: The idea was that, like it starts out and it's
Speaker 4: like it's like an award show where it's like it's
Speaker 4: a big deal and it's like everybody's showing up to
Speaker 4: like this big venue in Conobrian's hosting. It's like ever
Speaker 4: ever since the set, ever since the first season aired
Speaker 4: in nineteen eighty nine or whatever, fans agreed it wasn't
Speaker 4: as funny as it used to.
Speaker 2: Be and and it just did.
Speaker 4: They had this thing with like an Ai, and it
Speaker 4: was like they fed an Ai a bunch of series
Speaker 4: finales and they had to do like a I think,
Speaker 4: the perfect series finale for The Simpsons, and it was
Speaker 4: just all these like ridiculous wrap ups for all the characters,
Speaker 4: Like comic book guy has like a baby in like
Speaker 4: with some lady in his shop, and then like fucking uh,
Speaker 4: people are getting married.
Speaker 2: What's Millhouse's dad gets?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: I think he gets like a letter from like an
Speaker 2: agent in la who wants to wants to turn that mixtape.
Speaker 2: So it's all these like all these and every every
Speaker 2: time something would happen, it would be like somebody would leave.
Speaker 2: They would leave the comic book store, or they would
Speaker 2: leave the convenience store. They would leave like this iconic location.
Speaker 2: They'd be like, I'm going to miss this place.
Speaker 4: And then they shut the lights off and it happened
Speaker 4: like ten times, and it was like you know that
Speaker 4: tire thing that's always on the fire the guy goes like,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna miss this fire off.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is kind.
Speaker 4: Of a good episode, and like it's and it ends
Speaker 4: with like it's like Bart's eleventh birthday or something, and
Speaker 4: like yeah, and and but everything's like wrapping up, like
Speaker 4: the whole everything's like wrapping up. So like, oh, Homer
Speaker 4: in Marge are actually good now and they're they're going
Speaker 4: to counseling and there's all these and I think like
Speaker 4: Principal Skinner is like going off to be uh like
Speaker 4: go to run a school in Sacramento with groundskeeper Willie
Speaker 4: as his roommate or whatever. Like it's so clearly clearly
Speaker 4: like this is a spin off, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: And then I think it ends where it's like, uh,
Speaker 4: Bart pisses Homer off and then he strangles him and
Speaker 4: then like resets to death.
Speaker 1: But it's pretty good.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: He finally does he finally kills Well, did they like
Speaker 1: the idea that he strangles head? Like, yeah, exactly what
Speaker 1: they did.
Speaker 4: They would they did ship like that, and like they
Speaker 4: because they should, Like here's all the times we tried
Speaker 4: to end the show before and then network wouldn't let us,
Speaker 4: and then they like there's an episode where Homework he's
Speaker 4: like going skiing down the mountain and then it gets
Speaker 4: like split in half by a tree, or like the
Speaker 4: Moomoo episode, he gets like launched into like the nuclear
Speaker 4: power plant. It just nukes the place. All of them
Speaker 4: just involved, like everybody dying. But they but they animate
Speaker 4: it like it's the old one, like they do the
Speaker 4: old animation for it, and it's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Interesting?
Speaker 4: First of all, why can't you do that the whole why?
Speaker 2: But it.
Speaker 4: Was actually like I watched it, I was like, this
Speaker 4: is kind of good. Actually, I don't know if it's
Speaker 4: because Conan was there and he like wrote some of it.
Speaker 3: Maybe directed it. He was like, let's all right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: if he did if.
Speaker 1: He had his claim to fame or not? Was he
Speaker 1: fans before that?
Speaker 2: Con O'Brien was a writer on the Simpsons, but that
Speaker 2: was that his claim to fame? Well, well, I mean
Speaker 2: he was just a writer. He was just a writer,
Speaker 2: and he like he knew I mean he I guess
Speaker 2: he knew people from writing for the Simpsons. He was
Speaker 2: at NBC and then I think they were trying out
Speaker 2: for hosts and then he just like jumped for and
Speaker 2: then he got it or something.
Speaker 3: He was he was kind of convinced to try because
Speaker 3: he didn't he actually just wanted to be a writer.
Speaker 3: He really just like adam it, like no, like this
Speaker 3: is what I do, this is is good.
Speaker 1: And then he did it, and then that's craculously they
Speaker 1: liked him another personality. The idea of him never becoming
Speaker 1: like himself was just a wild thing.
Speaker 4: It's so funny though, watching those first episodes of like
Speaker 4: con O'Brian's show, where he's like clearly uncomfort.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was extremely self deprecating on his tryout, on
Speaker 2: his tried episode, just like like oh, this clearly is
Speaker 2: kind of like he just didn't care, which I think
Speaker 2: got it. I think it got him through the door,
Speaker 2: which is interesting. I also I remember looking up stuff
Speaker 2: about what people thought at the time, like people that
Speaker 2: were like writing articles about that, and they were fucking
Speaker 2: trashing him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I was like, that's crazy. It's crazy to
Speaker 3: think about that. I was like, because to me, but yeah,
Speaker 3: since I was young, he always was appeared to appeal
Speaker 3: to the youth more than anything than like a fucking
Speaker 3: David Letterman or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a h gay Leno gay Leno.
Speaker 2: That's so that sucks, or you could bind them jay that.
Speaker 1: Whatever, shaked fucking hot dog head shaped as motherfucker. I
Speaker 1: hate the way his head looks, bro. It makes me
Speaker 1: so mad. He doesn't look like a real person to me.
Speaker 1: His head, well, he was burned alive. He's half black.
Speaker 3: Before he was burned alive, he like, technically he just
Speaker 3: looked like a like a family guy drawing or something.
Speaker 1: He did look like a family he looked.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's pretty upsetingh.
Speaker 1: He looks like Seth McFarlane was his God. He looks
Speaker 1: like he looks.
Speaker 2: Like Quagmire kind of. He kind of does a Quagmire head.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm like, what is pensy? You see this thing.
Speaker 1: You see this thing on the TV. But the penis
Speaker 1: I just when I hear.
Speaker 2: That's that's his entire stick now, like he let him
Speaker 2: go into his car and exploded, he burned up, and
Speaker 2: then the networks were like, we love it, we.
Speaker 1: Do that, we that we have this.
Speaker 4: It's just and I'm telling that, but that Jaylen gets
Speaker 4: burned up in a car during the next time, but
Speaker 4: we're gonna be trying to pre electrical fire.
Speaker 1: Stupid.
Speaker 3: I'd watch that though, like I actually I would finally
Speaker 3: watch the watch.
Speaker 1: The full season, and I would be like, it didn't
Speaker 1: it just got worse halfterwards, I would be I would
Speaker 1: binge that entire show. Jaylen exploding in.
Speaker 9: Very comedian comedians and cars in cars, comedian in cars exploding.
Speaker 2: It's just jaylet in various.
Speaker 1: Electrical fires whatever.
Speaker 2: It's never anybody else would fucking would sign for get
Speaker 2: printed off or he just calls the you jacked my private.
Speaker 10: He just runs into jay I'm coming, what's the deal
Speaker 10: with airplane foods and Iran.
Speaker 1: And takes about that ship. Maybe made me so sad.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm not gonna it made me so sad,
Speaker 1: But I was like obviously, what are you talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm not Yeah, there's certain people.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't want to hear your takes about
Speaker 3: the all the stuff, the Muslim people.
Speaker 1: I just don't want to hear anything. Jerry Seinfeldt depindion
Speaker 1: on Israel. Yeah, I don't want. I just don't want to. Obviously,
Speaker 1: it made me so sad because what you call it
Speaker 1: was on there. What's his name he was talking to?
Speaker 1: He was talking to he's a famous comedian who.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was extremely actually a really horrible person, which
Speaker 3: is actually crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard something about like a prankie poll that
Speaker 4: was crazy.
Speaker 1: A prank. He shot a baby. It's a fake bullet.
Speaker 2: Wasn't fake he said, it's a fan bullet.
Speaker 1: It's a fit.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's liked, not the baby and.
Speaker 1: Shot some bullets. That schizophrenic baby front and all is
Speaker 1: just the most sad. It's almost so it can't be funny.
Speaker 3: We finally have to you know, I know it's called murder,
Speaker 3: but let's actually make a bill to have something called
Speaker 3: post birth abortion for that, because just for like babies
Speaker 3: that are psychotic or schizophrenic and then they have hit
Speaker 3: and no fit Noel laced bullets and.
Speaker 1: Shot into them. You got you gotta, you gotta, you
Speaker 1: gotta post bird tar baby. It's so evil.
Speaker 3: The doctor's like, the doctor's like, thank god Biden signed
Speaker 3: this post birth abortion. And it's a fucking it's a
Speaker 3: wind the olds, it's a super old f a fucking
Speaker 3: flint log.
Speaker 1: A blunderbus.
Speaker 3: He just puts the he puts the baby on top
Speaker 3: of the blunderbus.
Speaker 2: This is the world the democrats want. This is the
Speaker 2: world of democrats want.
Speaker 1: They want what they want.
Speaker 2: They want to put your baby in a blunderbus and
Speaker 2: they want to pull the trigger and I with fret
Speaker 2: no bullets.
Speaker 1: So they want to load illegals.
Speaker 2: They want to load it no bullets. They want to
Speaker 2: load illegal alien fretnel bullets into blunderbusses and shoot your
Speaker 2: babies five months, six months, nine years after birth.
Speaker 1: They want your seven year old baby. They wanted to
Speaker 1: Border Day said, yeah.
Speaker 2: You hear about these babies over those anyway, today's episode.
Speaker 2: The motorcycle, the.
Speaker 1: The fucking cyber drunk just he just did hurt. The addition,
Speaker 1: just the cyber truck. Cyber truck. He turns it on
Speaker 1: rams into a wall and just flies through.
Speaker 2: Like the car doesn't bend or crumble the way it's
Speaker 2: supposed to, so he just fly.
Speaker 1: He pancakes into the wall. He hits, he hits it
Speaker 1: for a while. It's static. He's like and it's like
Speaker 1: it's like a horse running with a string attached to
Speaker 1: a baby.
Speaker 3: Through the wall, dragging a baby on a horse.
Speaker 1: You have these people that drank the baby with a
Speaker 1: people drank the hot the baby. The Democrats what the
Speaker 1: Democrats want for somebody's charging right and for some red
Speaker 1: ssondn't have like a string. I guess somebody was guiding
Speaker 1: you with the string and they let go because that
Speaker 1: should break.
Speaker 2: A string or a rope. The thread you're rubber a rope.
Speaker 1: It was the road, okay, what happens for some reason,
Speaker 1: it had like the little the little fucking thing for
Speaker 1: somebody to grab. Yeah, and it ran past some guy
Speaker 1: had somehow gotten caught on this guy's fucking foot and
Speaker 1: he got pulled and literally like as soon as it
Speaker 1: pulled him, he hit the ground turned off. It's like
Speaker 1: somebody employed the computer instantly and he was just getting
Speaker 1: dragged for a while, and they were trying to slow
Speaker 1: down the boat. Nobody wanted to get in the bulls
Speaker 1: away to slow it, of course. So this guy was
Speaker 1: just unconscious in an undeveloped place. Look the way that
Speaker 1: you few. His head was bouncing off plenty of rocks.
Speaker 2: He was eight different people before he died.
Speaker 4: He was like, I'm Tim, I'm Louise.
Speaker 2: And then bam gone, that's it.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: It's like nine rebirths.
Speaker 4: The yeah, no, I'm sorry, Like if you are, if
Speaker 4: you're being dragged by a bowl and I don't know you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not gonna I'm not hum and if I
Speaker 1: know you, I'll be like, you.
Speaker 2: Know, I know you have to feel something. I have
Speaker 2: to feel some type of way about you, really, yeah,
Speaker 2: because we're really what am I gonna do?
Speaker 1: Right? What am I?
Speaker 2: What am I gonna do that's going to stop them?
Speaker 1: I feel like I've never even done how you stop that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: bullets getting a bullet the fentanyl is.
Speaker 11: Bullets, man, It's like it's like solidified hitting you and
Speaker 11: you're like like, you know, like and it hits you
Speaker 11: said welt.
Speaker 1: It's definitely hurt.
Speaker 3: You know in the hallow point bullets right, how they
Speaker 3: explode into you. So that's basically they replaced that last
Speaker 3: little part with Finn and so when it hits you,
Speaker 3: it just shatters into your immediately absorbs it and you're like, no,
Speaker 3: you no, it's amazing, No, you feel good.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what findel is like like a downer.
Speaker 2: I really have no unbelievable down Yeah.
Speaker 1: Right, so you're just like, like, imagine XANX but much worse.
Speaker 2: That is kind of tame.
Speaker 3: Wait is that wait?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah. People take XANX to relax.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, imagine XANX like extremely strong, exact next but
Speaker 1: way way way you were. And also the straight up
Speaker 1: like people that take fence and all like about the
Speaker 1: bullet over it because it's all like the bullet that
Speaker 1: overdose the fence, the bull, the bull that ran through
Speaker 1: Spain tripping on fan.
Speaker 3: You see this, You see when it kicks in, it
Speaker 3: looks bulls like going crazy and then it's.
Speaker 4: Falls well you know what, you know, how like it
Speaker 4: would be like a late night show will be like
Speaker 4: well he had he had a comment on the she
Speaker 4: was the bull from the fentanyl overdosing bull from Spain.
Speaker 4: Here he is and it's you expect the guy in
Speaker 4: a suit, but they actually he rang the bull out.
Speaker 1: The bulls like sitting in a chair and his legs
Speaker 1: crossed like some motherfuckers. It's so high. It's not funny
Speaker 1: at all. He's like I had his own fucking jokes
Speaker 1: and make it fun of the bull. That this bull
Speaker 1: that's going through a horrible.
Speaker 2: Time tripping on substances. It has no way of conceptualizing.
Speaker 1: They like real funny with the ball, like you're full
Speaker 1: of bull crap. People. Look at his bullet. Stand over me.
Speaker 1: He starts slapping it. Hey, look at that load. We
Speaker 1: ca get a little more berry, just all over the audience.
Speaker 2: It doesn't even use a chain, so he just like
Speaker 2: digs his nails into its skin and rips the skin
Speaker 2: off the ball.
Speaker 1: Live on to see this. The audience is crying, laughing
Speaker 1: audience everyday laughing like me. Everybody.
Speaker 2: Everybody in the audience is slapping their knees, slap like
Speaker 2: some guy red, like they're breaking.
Speaker 1: The fucking broke their legs. You see juice flying like red,
Speaker 1: blood flying up like page this ship.
Speaker 2: You're shooting a pulling the knees fifty times of the colt.
Speaker 1: He sets his hands on fire and then he digs
Speaker 1: his flaming hands into the boat and pulls skin.
Speaker 2: I'll be right back, and then ten seconds later, the
Speaker 2: whole building, the whole building blows up like a blue
Speaker 2: There's a mushroom cloud that comes up on the building.
Speaker 1: And they do this every week, every night.
Speaker 2: You see the fucking janitors and the construction workers are
Speaker 2: standing by.
Speaker 1: Here we go. One guy's like, what the fuck is happening.
Speaker 1: One guy's not absorbed into the boat. He's like, this
Speaker 1: is really crazy.
Speaker 2: First time.
Speaker 1: First ye you never you never had to rebuild the building.
Speaker 1: It's seventy two hours, have.
Speaker 3: You, like Eric Andre, he destroys the set. They gotta
Speaker 3: just pull it down real fast.
Speaker 1: Their schedule must be so fucking crazy, so they're all
Speaker 1: so stressed out there, calm.
Speaker 4: They're single handedly keeping the economy afloat at that point,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, it.
Speaker 1: Must be It must be. That was really good, man,
Speaker 1: I really do. It exploded because.
Speaker 2: He's cost fifty million dollars to rebuild this set. Body million.
Speaker 1: Leto's mangled and ripped open, but he has a really
Speaker 1: advanced cloning tech, so he's able to be fine. They
Speaker 1: dragged his like holy in the middle of his body
Speaker 1: that torn some out. Yeah, it was really good. He's
Speaker 1: missing like an eye most faith.
Speaker 2: It's like Gus Frings from Yeah, that is a great show.
Speaker 1: Things were coming digits, everybody put me Affected takes like.
Speaker 2: So stupid.
Speaker 1: Fuck it sleeps twenty five minutes and effected taking his back.
Speaker 1: He's back, jay Letto. Actually can healway fast at regular evening.
Speaker 2: Right he surrounded that first explosion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, the first one.
Speaker 2: Was really that bad. It took a little bit that
Speaker 2: I woke up past. My brain was gone the first one.
Speaker 2: I'm wakened something in me. I think it's my palent,
Speaker 2: you know how I think need to have anything that.
Speaker 1: Shoots himself in the face twice. It is fine. He
Speaker 1: overdoes it. He reaches too hard. It's no so funny.
Speaker 1: He was alive the first shot, but he went he
Speaker 1: got greedy and he shot himself and he killed him.
Speaker 1: This has been chaotic.
Speaker 2: We're gonna go to questions Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: That was almost a thirty five minute rant about his
Speaker 1: new show.
Speaker 2: I really like that.
Speaker 1: Cars, comedians and communism.
Speaker 2: All right and questionable. He's just saying.
Speaker 1: Words the disease, that disease, questionable.
Speaker 2: Road in We're gonna move on to questions from our
Speaker 2: patrons over the patren our complas Stark I ever.
Speaker 4: Have to say at the beginning of the show, whatever
Speaker 4: whatever questionable road in, he says, what is this? How
Speaker 4: would you feel? How would you feel if you died
Speaker 4: and went to Hell only to realize that you're the
Speaker 4: only person bad enough to go there.
Speaker 2: I would assume there's something wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd really complaint. I'm like, excuse me, I try
Speaker 1: to rule of directness. Where's Hitler?
Speaker 4: I would plead my case. I think I would be like,
Speaker 4: hold up, no way, Like this is just no shots.
Speaker 4: Something got mixed up. Either this is not Hell and
Speaker 4: you're fucking with me, because that's what my hell is,
Speaker 4: that you're fucking with me. I like, that's how I
Speaker 4: would be thinking about it now.
Speaker 3: So that means nobody else is in there. You're the
Speaker 3: first one.
Speaker 4: You're either the first one or you're the only person
Speaker 4: in all of human kind to.
Speaker 1: Qualify for Hell.
Speaker 3: I'm like I would I would ask what qualifies me
Speaker 3: to be in hell?
Speaker 4: Everybody else prayed before they died or got baptized, but.
Speaker 3: Then I would all everyone but me. So I was
Speaker 3: just so stubborn like does that's what you have to do.
Speaker 3: Remember that, remember that if you have chance, if you
Speaker 3: have a time, because you know, if you you know,
Speaker 3: spontaneously die, then you can't but be like Jesus forgive
Speaker 3: me for all my sins, also allah whatever whatever else exists,
Speaker 3: huge net and then say I believe you and whatever
Speaker 3: and then that because that's literally from what I've been taught.
Speaker 3: That's that's the only stipulation. Though I didn't that's not
Speaker 3: what they told me.
Speaker 1: That is not what they tell you. You just gotta repent.
Speaker 1: I don't believe this.
Speaker 2: If you're baptized, you're fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well if you're if you're not, well, the point
Speaker 3: of baptism is supposed to be. If you don't get baptized,
Speaker 3: you're fucked. Because so basically everybody asks, so what about
Speaker 3: fucking you know, babies that didn't have the opportunity to patory.
Speaker 3: Well at least that's that's where baby, that's my favorite level.
Speaker 3: Little baby, I'm like, what the hell is there?
Speaker 2: That was so cool? And I was like, this is
Speaker 2: metalist fun. Just like slaughtering fucking those babies up.
Speaker 3: You can like grab them, slam them down and ship
Speaker 3: It's crazy just grab one and I think it was
Speaker 3: I think it was Cleopatra that was taking those babies
Speaker 3: out of her fucking nipples.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, so there's the same game.
Speaker 3: There's that giant Cleopatra I'm pretty sure is Cleopatra, and
Speaker 3: she's like giant, and then her tits and there's tongues
Speaker 3: out of her fucking nipples and then she grabs like
Speaker 3: she grabs her puts her hand up to her nipples
Speaker 3: and then throws babies. It's on that platform that's like ascending.
Speaker 3: And then after that you fight Anthony. I think what
Speaker 3: you know, some guy, I think she was fucking or
Speaker 3: something like that. You fight angels in that game. R
Speaker 3: don't know, right, you know, you don't fight any you
Speaker 3: don't fight any uh anything.
Speaker 1: Holy Yeah, you're just in hell fucking with all the
Speaker 1: dumb ship in there being up the devil pour devils
Speaker 1: down their mind his own goddamn baby, this angry white
Speaker 1: dude shows up. You're not safe and he's like, what
Speaker 1: any such a beat in his ass?
Speaker 2: That's exactly how that's that was. That was how the
Speaker 2: moral of that story is that white men can achieve anything.
Speaker 2: Achieve anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can fucking beat god had a problem, that's true,
Speaker 3: literally killed everyone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Crados is like how DMX sounds.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, like if if you if you turn DMX
Speaker 1: his vocals into a person, it's that cradles. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you think you could be. Some people argue that question
Speaker 1: if critics can be soule.
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't, but I think I think so because
Speaker 3: I think the Greek gods are like soon will come.
Speaker 3: According to a black myth, you got his ass.
Speaker 1: Whooped, he got jump, he got jumped though.
Speaker 3: He got you well he it's all's fair in love
Speaker 3: and war, you know, little hiccup plugging Nigga hit him
Speaker 3: with that axe.
Speaker 1: Of course, Nate just according to black myth, makes it
Speaker 1: sound like you we have we have our own lord
Speaker 1: lore Man. I feel like Crados should win, but I
Speaker 1: think some as a characters so like Crados is ridiculous
Speaker 1: and like but like he doesn't do anything that contradicts
Speaker 1: like existence as a whole, opposed to Wukan consistently like
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna eat this. I'm just gonna go to
Speaker 1: hell and fuck the devil three times and then my
Speaker 1: friends can't die now, even though does like he does
Speaker 1: like oh I beat up. I beat up, like I
Speaker 1: fought my way out of dying three multiple times. Doesn't
Speaker 1: he die? Doesn't he die in a sent not sensioned
Speaker 1: the PSP one. He dies there, just doesn't want to
Speaker 1: die anymore. He comes back. He dies in every major game,
Speaker 1: really does go. He jumps, he goes into the hole he's.
Speaker 2: In, climbs out of the underworld.
Speaker 3: He's in Pandora's Box. Well not Pandora, sorry, He's in
Speaker 3: the Pandora's Temple. And the most I think, the whole
Speaker 3: most ridiculous part of that entire franchise is fucking Aries
Speaker 3: is still in like Sparta or wherever the fuck is,
Speaker 3: nowhere near Crados, and he's like, oh, he retrieved the box,
Speaker 3: grabs a piece of a pillar, throws it, I don't know,
Speaker 3: a thousand miles and pinpoints Impales Carrios's chest, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: this guy's too good.
Speaker 1: How do you beat that? How do you beat it?
Speaker 1: You can't.
Speaker 3: There's a guy that is so far away, there's no
Speaker 3: he just like, oh, here kills him.
Speaker 1: Somehow.
Speaker 3: Cradle still is able to beat him somehow with someone
Speaker 3: that is that accurate from that far away.
Speaker 1: But it's it's so fucking absurd. They try to mundaneify
Speaker 1: the last two games and it's like, how do you
Speaker 1: this nigga is insane? Like the fact that Crados had
Speaker 1: any sort of problem with anyone in the Norse mythology
Speaker 1: after this that he did so easily, and the previous
Speaker 1: one just like you know, this is the guy that
Speaker 1: like died and then it was like I don't want
Speaker 1: to be dead and just stop being dead. He just
Speaker 1: came back, like in the in the one for PSP,
Speaker 1: he goes to like Elicium and he's like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to be here anymore.
Speaker 12: He just leaves well, he leaves well, he leaves because
Speaker 12: he had an act of selflessness because he was like,
Speaker 12: oh I can just stay here with with Calliopeic moment.
Speaker 12: We gotta push her away, you gotta keep you got
Speaker 12: a button mash circle to get her away.
Speaker 1: That is my favorite favorite moment in a series. You
Speaker 1: know what I did.
Speaker 3: I I got all my fingers together and I'm like
Speaker 3: I was fucking like, I put the controller down and take.
Speaker 1: That away from me. Slot.
Speaker 2: I was like, I've got to abandon you like a nigga.
Speaker 1: The fact that they put that music on that interaction.
Speaker 1: I think they had to know. They had to know.
Speaker 1: They were like, this is funny as fun Well, it
Speaker 1: was funny.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it was that music. I can't remember.
Speaker 3: It's been so long since I played it.
Speaker 1: Dad. She comes back in and you're like, I think
Speaker 1: it was, like I don't remember.
Speaker 3: But that was what I liked about that PSP game though,
Speaker 3: was that how it tied into because you didn't know
Speaker 3: it came out after God of War two and so
Speaker 3: Michael Clark Duncan, who played Atlas, you didn't know why
Speaker 3: they had beef because it's not explained, and I'm not, like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck happened? I wonder what happened? And then
Speaker 3: it's explained. So Atlas tried to fucking destroy the world
Speaker 3: with I think Persephone was it, and then they failed,
Speaker 3: and then he was sentenced to carry the world and
Speaker 3: he's like, fuck you, nigga, I'm fucking dard bitch.
Speaker 1: I think that he's holding up the world. I think
Speaker 1: that's such a dude. He's so insane, Like I love it,
Speaker 1: just like what the fuck is I was just like,
Speaker 1: how did this nigga lose? He's so strong, it's overpowered.
Speaker 1: He was. He was very much so the most ridiculous
Speaker 1: god out of all of them. And it's even more
Speaker 1: than Zeus, Like I think like he was just genuinely
Speaker 1: the most ridiculous god we saw, Like Zeus was the
Speaker 1: king because they said he was the king, not because
Speaker 1: of the ship. He would do Garison would do shit
Speaker 1: constant and I'm like this, Nigga is unstoppable. Wrong with this?
Speaker 3: Did you guys see that? Uh, that series about the
Speaker 3: Greek gods? It was made by.
Speaker 1: The same student. Yeah, did you see it? I watched it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you see both seasons? Yeah? Finished the season? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, the second season was really good. I
Speaker 1: liked it. I liked it a lot until the end.
Speaker 1: It ended really stupid. I forgot how it ended. He
Speaker 1: just gets killed. Them that just gets killed. They're like,
Speaker 1: we should stop all this Warren bullshit and like save
Speaker 1: save the universe, and they're like no, thenig then they
Speaker 1: summon they summoned, they summoned the thing that each universes.
Speaker 1: I forgot what it's called. I don't remember. But Homie
Speaker 1: just gets stabbed, like Ariy just kills him, and I'm like, oh, no, Hades,
Speaker 1: Hades just kills his nephew, And I'm like, wow, this
Speaker 1: is on brand for you guys.
Speaker 3: How do I not remember that? It's so weird. I
Speaker 3: don't even remember that whatever, beauty suck.
Speaker 4: One let's uh yeah, this that though wrote in says
Speaker 4: who would win in a fight one giant Andre three thousands,
Speaker 4: one giant Andre three thousand or three thousand Andre the giants.
Speaker 1: Giants?
Speaker 2: Great? I love the wording of that.
Speaker 1: How how giants Andre three thousand?
Speaker 4: It's one giant Andre three thousand, so okay, So what's
Speaker 4: giant giant? I would think like mythical, so like what
Speaker 4: like a couple, like a couple.
Speaker 1: Believe.
Speaker 2: I would imagine like at least like six stories, like
Speaker 2: no shorter than six stories.
Speaker 1: I think those under thousands are getting the three thousand
Speaker 1: hundred giants are killing him, No way three six They
Speaker 1: can jump on him and bite him in his ankles
Speaker 1: enough that his his achilles would disappear.
Speaker 2: I just think that, like he can a giant can
Speaker 2: just it's like fighting ants. At that point, it's.
Speaker 3: Like, well, six stories isn't ants, so okay, cockroaches.
Speaker 2: Six stories is kind of ants.
Speaker 1: Six stories is really tall.
Speaker 2: But the idea of they're also proportionally that like like listen,
Speaker 2: like I understand what you're saying, but functionally it's it's
Speaker 2: I guess it's more like moths, you know, or like
Speaker 2: a big bug I feel like, but like there's it's
Speaker 2: still bugs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's more like kittens. Three thousand kittens against a
Speaker 1: grown man, no comparison, I would say, yeah, maybe a
Speaker 1: newborn yeaheah, you're saying kitten.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, like.
Speaker 1: Like they can like they're they're able to move round
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: But just I think I gotta give it to giant Andre.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he's just he's just stepping on him to hayo,
Speaker 3: like you just stepping.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's winning. I think they have the three
Speaker 2: thousand n have potential, but like they can't. They they're
Speaker 2: just simply not gonna be able to maneuver in the saend,
Speaker 2: Like because like a giant Andre threw thousand could just
Speaker 2: knock a building over and that's like even way more
Speaker 2: than he could do on his own. Yeah, and also
Speaker 2: three thousand it's a lot, but it's.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 2: You talking about like a million. That's a different story.
Speaker 3: A million that's a that's a slot that's a swarm, but.
Speaker 4: Like three thousand, I think it's like it's a lot,
Speaker 4: but it's not so much that I feel like you
Speaker 4: have to imagine. Okay, so six story tall andre three
Speaker 4: thousand stories between like what twelve to fifteen, so you
Speaker 4: figure his just his footsteps got to be like eleven feet. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's like from a vertical standpoint, that's like.
Speaker 1: That's a lot. That's a lot per footstep. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: don't know if they were more agile thin, because like
Speaker 1: theyse have guns and that many bullets will definitely kill you,
Speaker 1: even if you're like, well yeah, even if you're like
Speaker 1: you're a giant, like maybe like seven good shots of
Speaker 1: a gun is gonna kill a giant. I don't I'm trying.
Speaker 3: To find this page right here where this guy sometimes
Speaker 3: does like these like Gimli and legoists versus ten million orcs.
Speaker 3: Like it's just it's just dumb ship like that, and.
Speaker 1: It doesn't the visual of them like running at each
Speaker 1: other and fighting, yeah, and fighting. I was trying to
Speaker 1: find the one.
Speaker 3: I was trying to find them ten thousand Spartans versus
Speaker 3: eight thousand Sam, Right, oh, this is the one that
Speaker 3: I wanted to see. I think it was one thousand
Speaker 3: Homelanders versus five hundred thousand Spartans. And I was like,
Speaker 3: this is so fucking absurd. But of course destroy Hordlander.
Speaker 1: Destroy the Homelander could do by himself. Destroyed the one thousand.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's still too many.
Speaker 3: So they're like throwing a bunch of ship but like
Speaker 3: that's insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's over, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Your Homelander can fucking fly. When you can fly in
Speaker 1: the slam into the floor and not die, you are
Speaker 1: automatically way too strong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and when like most things can't hurt you, like Spartan,
Speaker 3: it's just a person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just tough people. But what happens They got
Speaker 1: Remica because of freaking three hundred. Boy, Like they're so
Speaker 1: dangerous and it's like you don't remember them losing wars. Well,
Speaker 1: they were getting killed by other people there too. They
Speaker 1: were the best, too busy.
Speaker 2: They're dangerous.
Speaker 4: They're dangerous in a tort you know, like a fucking
Speaker 4: Toyota dealership, Like like.
Speaker 1: They're dangerous of your Persian.
Speaker 2: If you're a Persian, or if you're a modern day person.
Speaker 2: In most places, I remember how.
Speaker 1: Britain swept through annihilated them that stuff right right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're fucking guns.
Speaker 3: Still later yeah once the once yeah, modern gun ship.
Speaker 4: So I asked the rock for his autograph. I told
Speaker 4: him my name is Derek Blackman. He death gripped my
Speaker 4: balls and said it's about Dick.
Speaker 1: That'd be crazy. Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he wrote in you want it, I don't know man,
Speaker 2: and he says sup Prime Prime Prime up, poly Rath
Speaker 2: and Snorlaxe.
Speaker 1: What was the first one?
Speaker 2: Prime Prime Ape Prime poly Rath and snore Like, who
Speaker 2: are these people?
Speaker 1: Pokemon? The snorl Axe, the big one he's talking about.
Speaker 1: He's the big gay one.
Speaker 2: Who's a poly rat?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: Why are these us?
Speaker 1: Why are you poly rath? I think he's primate. I
Speaker 1: think I might be primate. You might be.
Speaker 3: You do have the skin of prim ape the same color.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your snor as clearly and pat Yeah.
Speaker 1: What hope you all people be like, no offense, but
Speaker 1: you're fucking gay. You're like no offense, black person that
Speaker 1: should be to but no offense, no offense, but you're
Speaker 1: worse than me every way.
Speaker 4: I hope you'll have a nice fall question for you guys,
Speaker 4: what video game vehicle would you like to have and
Speaker 4: use I r L. I personally would get Axel's car
Speaker 4: in twisted metal too, because no doubt it'll be fun
Speaker 4: to drive car if someone cuts me off or shoot
Speaker 4: just shoot a misladdin dude.
Speaker 2: Do you know Axel? Yes, wheel that it's just some
Speaker 2: dude in the center of two tires. So fucking funny.
Speaker 2: It's like, I was like, whybody, I have to ask
Speaker 2: Jaffy about that next time I'm on like anything with
Speaker 2: him because I'm just like, what, who?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Whose ideas? It is so dim stupid? It literally is
Speaker 2: just like a basically a Truvian man, yeah, with like
Speaker 2: tires connected to do his wrists and that's how he
Speaker 2: drives around. Like is it him for anyone who has
Speaker 2: the cars him? Basically because he's the axle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the mother. Yeah, yeah exactly. That's so dangerously dumb.
Speaker 2: I would I would love that Vegel. That's such big
Speaker 2: work in your hand.
Speaker 3: Wheels, where do you even like it's not street legal?
Speaker 1: Where can you park?
Speaker 2: It's you just you can you can't like get out
Speaker 2: of it. You can't even have to go into the
Speaker 2: office that way.
Speaker 1: You gotta help the wheels. The flate back into your
Speaker 1: wrist again.
Speaker 2: We come to show actually, and today's kind it's the actual.
Speaker 1: He just he's sitting on axel shoulders and he's like,
Speaker 1: this is the guy. I don't know what it's called.
Speaker 2: This is just the guy with wheels on his what's
Speaker 2: going on? He turns, the ignition explodes. He turns, his
Speaker 2: ear turns, he puts in his ears.
Speaker 1: He snapped his neck. He ay in the guy's ear.
Speaker 1: Oh relax a little bit, won't you relax a little bit?
Speaker 3: I've got to pull the joker. And then you're like
Speaker 3: pulling his dick.
Speaker 1: It's a little throw, you know, get the get the
Speaker 1: juices gone insane. Just here master, at least produce it.
Speaker 1: Kee keeping me broken cars, it's down. I think I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna become the Joker. I think the cage
Speaker 1: of wardrobe into the Joker. In the middle of.
Speaker 3: The episode self Awari is of it too.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna be You're gonna be Commissioner. Let's
Speaker 1: go to the Joker. Hate j Letto so much, I
Speaker 1: had even more because of this. I had him so much.
Speaker 2: Somebody more based on complete hypothetical that invented about I
Speaker 2: mean that you're aware that you invented about him too.
Speaker 2: It's like, obviously this is not real in any sense,
Speaker 2: but we kind of chalk zone this into reality.
Speaker 3: Someone do it, man, because that's what happened to John Cena.
Speaker 3: I never give a funk about him until like some
Speaker 3: of these dumb ass means popped up of him and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, it seems all right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like, I just I didn't watch I really.
Speaker 1: I don't watch Ruth's aggression. Really. Yeah, that was my
Speaker 1: era of wrestling. That's when I got into it. He's
Speaker 1: pretty cool. I like Randy weren't a lot about like
Speaker 1: Rady work. He's a bad person. Like you saw John
Speaker 1: Cena feel good? I had.
Speaker 4: I remember the first time I saw John Cena. I
Speaker 4: remember it was like a commercial for like a Fred movie,
Speaker 4: where like he was like, oh right, and Fred's and
Speaker 4: Fred's dad John Cena, and they said it like it
Speaker 4: was like supposed to mean something. It's supposed to mean
Speaker 4: something to me, And I was like, I don't know
Speaker 4: who that is.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: The Friend Movie. Anybody's seen The Friend Movie.
Speaker 2: Anybody anybody gets.
Speaker 1: You had this friend? Hopefully he didn't know everything think
Speaker 1: about it you had this friend movie John John seen
Speaker 1: is in it, but I haven't John seen it. I
Speaker 1: haven't shipped that's it. That is Yeah, that's a that's
Speaker 1: a jake little yeah yeah, boom. Everybody starts a laughing
Speaker 1: or he.
Speaker 3: Just like or he has like non jokes and he
Speaker 3: just like reads ironic ship or something like, oh look
Speaker 3: at this what this is?
Speaker 1: Isn't that funny? Like Bob went off, it's not about building.
Speaker 1: You hear the news about these fucking filthy Palestinians. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't know what Jay Leno feels about that.
Speaker 3: To be honest with you, I can just assume I
Speaker 3: know nothing about other than him be extremely rich, so
Speaker 3: you know which way he leans.
Speaker 1: You know who's been in his pockets ready, So it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's you get richer and Richard Richard.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's like, there's so many examples of that
Speaker 3: car fictional car. All right, Oh ghosts you a fan?
Speaker 3: What do you mean got a ghost like from Halo?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh that'd be so scary.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like getting in that thing
Speaker 1: would because I.
Speaker 2: Feel like I feel like it's so much harder to
Speaker 2: drive than the game makes su seed I feel like
Speaker 2: there's no way, there's no possible way that chief would
Speaker 2: understand how to drive one of those.
Speaker 1: I think that, like they say he gets in it,
Speaker 1: but he's like, no, he's not, this is not this
Speaker 1: is not a human thing. Well, they're specifically aliens. I
Speaker 1: guess they probably stole him and the like, let's figure
Speaker 1: out to work them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're specifically trained, I guess, but like a marine
Speaker 2: definitely is not.
Speaker 1: We're getting it and be like, what's going on again?
Speaker 4: It's just your average fuck, your average your average marine
Speaker 4: today probably doesn't know how to drive a normal car.
Speaker 1: Super well, you know probably I believe that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what's with the face?
Speaker 13: Man?
Speaker 3: You you fucking the few the problem the Marines? Are
Speaker 3: you one of those fucking weirdos?
Speaker 2: It's not about them being Marines, it's about them being Americans. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and based on my bait, Look, man, I don't know. Man,
Speaker 2: I've driven a lot in this country, have trying to
Speaker 2: cross it nowhere?
Speaker 1: Can people drive the peace? We can drive? Is me crazy? Nice? Yeah?
Speaker 2: That's a jay line of drug at me crazy?
Speaker 1: Oh my, I think stupid. It's silly. Are so much
Speaker 1: better than like, there's so much better beside the word nigga,
Speaker 1: you know, like you silly black person, What do you do?
Speaker 1: I think that's so silly? Is pretty good.
Speaker 2: Lucky keV Lucky Cavro and he says, hey, Chris, Derek
Speaker 2: and Sween who is gay?
Speaker 1: Wait what you know?
Speaker 2: You don't have your little cheese seeds.
Speaker 1: In your in your watered him.
Speaker 2: Sorry, we did a little bit later today and nothing
Speaker 2: like you guys. Wait, what's your wildness? Hear me out,
Speaker 2: And nothing boring like some alien or monster that's just human.
Speaker 2: But blue mine would be Excella from Resident Evil five,
Speaker 2: but only when she's mid transforming into her boss form.
Speaker 1: That is so disgusting.
Speaker 2: I don't know what Excel, I don't remember.
Speaker 1: That's the bitch you fight on the boat, excel dependent,
Speaker 1: the one that has her titties halfway out. She's like
Speaker 1: that white satin thing and she has a dependent on
Speaker 1: and she like starts turning into a monster and she
Speaker 1: gets like she's like a she has like a fucking
Speaker 1: h like a fishy shells like on the boat.
Speaker 2: I only remember fighting that South African fag on the boat.
Speaker 2: Sorry that he's you know that that that dumb white guy.
Speaker 2: That's all like you know, you know that one guy
Speaker 2: and you fight him on the boat is entirely.
Speaker 1: I just don't remember her boss fight, but I remember
Speaker 1: I remember her.
Speaker 3: I just can't remember her fight. I remember the dumb
Speaker 3: white guy.
Speaker 1: What was his name?
Speaker 2: He had like that dumb South African. Uh, how do
Speaker 2: you ever remember that guy? He's like the only cheesy
Speaker 2: villain guy in the move and that he's like he
Speaker 2: he did even the way that he talks.
Speaker 1: This is her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's pulling up the scene right now. Yeah, I remember,
Speaker 3: I remember Tipping in the white dress.
Speaker 2: I just don't some mid transfer, mid transformation. I'm trying
Speaker 2: to look for mid That's the thing.
Speaker 1: Like, I don't remember what she looks like right there.
Speaker 1: She's all mad because I never got this deep into
Speaker 1: the well.
Speaker 3: Wester's not He's way far beyond pussy.
Speaker 1: Westerner Westerer, Westerners, Westerner's misogynistic some people. Yeah, he's not.
Speaker 1: He's not. He has no concerns about like food and
Speaker 1: like pussy. This dick don't work at all anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, she just looks like a bunch of tannagles
Speaker 1: because she falls into the water and she starts transforming.
Speaker 1: I know that I mean, I don't know, I'm watching
Speaker 1: the scene. No, it's the pile thing. Keep a keep
Speaker 1: fast forward a little bit. This came so ridiculous now
Speaker 1: I forgot about this part.
Speaker 2: I mean, you're look, you already.
Speaker 1: Lost at this point he's talking about that's not that
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just start coming out of her mouth
Speaker 1: and ship.
Speaker 2: I don't really see it, my guy, I gotta be real,
Speaker 2: who's to hear me out? So it's just like we're
Speaker 2: all just hear me out that Just the thing that's
Speaker 2: weird about his hear me out right is that she
Speaker 2: is he saying that that's what gets him going when
Speaker 2: she starts having tentacles before she's just a big titted
Speaker 2: whore because like, like you know, like that's what it's like.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Graphic? But I guess
Speaker 1: I know what you mean.
Speaker 3: But like, whoa you remember that fucking white weird dude?
Speaker 1: He talks like he talks like this, you know what
Speaker 1: that guy? I don't remember the other guy. I can't
Speaker 1: remember his name. I remember West, I remember Joe being
Speaker 1: a villain.
Speaker 2: That Skelvin mccreaky from You remember Skelvin mcreeky from Resident five.
Speaker 1: We're even paying attention. It's skelvit my I guess.
Speaker 2: Okay, so the thing I've been thinking, I've been ruminating
Speaker 2: on the question, I guess.
Speaker 1: But for me, I think.
Speaker 2: The Spider from.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is that movie?
Speaker 2: James and the Giant Peach.
Speaker 1: Oh, the Spider.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Spider's pretty bombed Ricardo Irving, I forgot about that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Like he he transformed because you shoot him on the boat,
Speaker 3: like you have these things on you have the the
Speaker 3: machine guns on the side of the boats or whatever
Speaker 3: the fun they're called, and you gotta it's it's just
Speaker 3: another dumb.
Speaker 1: That may that may be the ocean fight. We're actually
Speaker 1: on the wall. That's when you're in. It's in, and
Speaker 1: it's like it's like you gotta shoot the orbs on this,
Speaker 1: like the the fucking weird like yeah, something like that.
Speaker 2: Or he's like hanging in the mouth or something, and
Speaker 2: then you shoot and you shoot him off and then
Speaker 2: he like therates, Yeah, and.
Speaker 1: He's like writhing on the flo remember, I doubt when
Speaker 1: came back to me. No, Yeah, who's I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like most characters that are for me, the
Speaker 1: closest is like the the cat girl from from Dark Sockers.
Speaker 1: But even her, it's like I wouldn't but I wouldn't
Speaker 1: suck her. I'd be like this is you have pause?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I thought I would. We would have had to stop
Speaker 1: the podcast. How vulgar I would have gotten No, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know Felicia's she's bad. I know she has she's
Speaker 1: she's too cat for me. Would I would just I
Speaker 1: would just like Morgan is where the line stops me
Speaker 1: even like Morgan is like what I mean the line stops.
Speaker 1: She just has wings. She has wings that she literally
Speaker 1: just has. That's where my line Like, that's it, that's
Speaker 1: not even a line. That's stupid. Oh no, I'm on
Speaker 1: the So there's like this, there's a scale right from
Speaker 1: one to seven for like how animals, and one could
Speaker 1: be one is human. Two is like straight up a
Speaker 1: fucking cat or some ship. I can't go. I'm teetering
Speaker 1: on as far as going is the three?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: So what's so?
Speaker 4: Let me let me ask do you remember the the
Speaker 4: the cat werewolves from Scooby do on Zombie Island?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Where where do they fit?
Speaker 1: Probably like a four? Would you?
Speaker 2: Are they at that line?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm not fucking one of those A cat.
Speaker 2: I don't remember exactly.
Speaker 1: That's a big as cat person. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2: I remember that.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even funk, I would probably she Tara is
Speaker 1: the line. I think Tara is almost too far. I
Speaker 1: think I think she actually it's too far.
Speaker 2: I can't remember exactly how those cat people look.
Speaker 1: I think even from freaking what about Cheetah Cheetah from
Speaker 1: what DC far, that's pretty rough. Too far, that's pretty rough.
Speaker 2: No that I wouldn't do that totally. That's pretty bad,
Speaker 2: worse than iber cat faces.
Speaker 1: Just they just have only human like hair and yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember it being like different. I think I
Speaker 2: remember like the mid transformation scene or something where there's
Speaker 2: still mostly people, but they like that. Maybe they have
Speaker 2: the eye that's like, you know, the vertical people or whatever.
Speaker 1: The moment, the moment you get animal ears, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of out of this fight. Yeah I have one,
Speaker 1: So I have one. Hear me out here? So, uh,
Speaker 1: you know your boy? You know your boy? Oh cool?
Speaker 3: I like how you're loading things. Okay, oh wait wrong, bitch,
Speaker 3: uh so yeah, your boy plays your boy still plays
Speaker 3: Ray Shadow Legends and they just introduced a new facts
Speaker 3: in the Silvan Watchers, and a lot of them are
Speaker 3: like wood elves, and like some of them are kind
Speaker 3: of like, you know, kinda kind of centaur. You know,
Speaker 3: there's some there's some stuff on there. So there's this
Speaker 3: like sader bitch right here that like I was like,
Speaker 3: all right, it's so basically it's just the legs that are.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I think, I can I think
Speaker 1: because it's just the legs. Yeah, usually I'm not even.
Speaker 2: Looking at that's usually out of frame anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was saying, I'm not looking at I can't
Speaker 1: even see them. Character from Critical Role named Fern, right, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: there isn't there is.
Speaker 6: There is.
Speaker 1: No, there isn't I watching, No, there's not. Her name is.
Speaker 1: I'll show a picture of her and I'm like, you're
Speaker 1: too far. But like you know, like.
Speaker 3: Anyone listening, look up Ala Life Braid from from Rade.
Speaker 1: So you can see the the.
Speaker 3: She's got like horse little like ankles. Basically she's like
Speaker 3: a satyr. But then she also has her ears or
Speaker 3: like kind of in that goady kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Oh that would be distracting that I didn't notice it though, really,
Speaker 2: So that's why I think like.
Speaker 1: Put your hair over it, the hair over it.
Speaker 2: I think put your hair over I'm not. I can't
Speaker 2: even beget that would make me so many I would
Speaker 2: I would go to a blind rage when I was
Speaker 2: sleeping with a woman and then I like her hair
Speaker 2: moved and then she had goad ears.
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm gonna come so much harder though, but
Speaker 1: I'd be like.
Speaker 4: No lean mean king pen rode in it is hello
Speaker 4: seamen queens. Have you guys noticed these life hack videos
Speaker 4: along the lines of oh my god, you've been doing
Speaker 4: this wrong the whole time, and they proceeded to do
Speaker 4: the most retarded shit imaginable.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: For example, I saw a guy cut a pint of
Speaker 4: ice cream into quarters and stick popsicle sticks in them
Speaker 4: with the tagline, OMG, I've been eating ice cream wrong
Speaker 4: the whole time.
Speaker 2: Look that's just the look.
Speaker 4: It should be noted that this is literally the point
Speaker 4: of this content, right, It is literally like a lot
Speaker 4: of it. I've seen some stuff that is actually kind
Speaker 4: of useful, but like, for the most part, it is
Speaker 4: just absurd shit that would be so cumbersome to do
Speaker 4: that it gets you to comment, this is so stupid. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like that's kind of the new meta. Now there's no authentic,
Speaker 4: there's no more like we're past the point of the
Speaker 4: days when the Internet was built as a tool for
Speaker 4: people to help each other out with certain things, right
Speaker 4: Like now it's just like we want people to click right,
Speaker 4: and we want people to com you know, comment one.
Speaker 4: I noticed it's like every time I put a spelling
Speaker 4: err in a tweet, it gets more engagement.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I've been like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or they comment with like a correction, you know,
Speaker 4: which is engagement, which is a click it's clicked through.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's more important actually because it's actually like engaging,
Speaker 4: and so it's it's people are eager to feel smarter
Speaker 4: than everybody around them, so in any way that they
Speaker 4: can present themselves to the world as like, oh, well
Speaker 4: this person is stupid and I'm smarter than this person,
Speaker 4: they'll do it, even if it's completely intentional on the
Speaker 4: person's behalf.
Speaker 2: It it's real and so this is part. This is
Speaker 2: one of them. I've seen some stupid ship on like
Speaker 2: life hacks where it's like life hack microwave a fucking
Speaker 2: gun and it's like make the bullets hotter a gun.
Speaker 1: So stupid, make the bullets thirty seconds left. I mean,
Speaker 1: somebody would do it.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 3: There's that one chick that that little girl that died
Speaker 3: recently because there was a on TikTok on the main
Speaker 3: page on how to affixiate yourself and then she's like, let.
Speaker 1: Me try, and then she died, and I'm like, fuck man.
Speaker 1: Even when I was like, like.
Speaker 2: Such a waste, that's so sad, that makes.
Speaker 1: Me feel really good to me. I'm just like, well, why.
Speaker 3: Are you so exactly because my thing, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: she wasn't gonna make it that far anyway, unfortunately.
Speaker 1: But I mean that's real though.
Speaker 3: That's cruel, but real because like most kids would see
Speaker 3: that affixiation video be like, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4: I don't know, honestly, I question that sometimes too, because
Speaker 4: it's like I feel like it's really just a matter
Speaker 4: of like freak accidents or like fre like freak colapses
Speaker 4: in judgment. Because there are super people that I'm astounded
Speaker 4: you made it this long, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: There are people like how the fuck did Jordan Peters
Speaker 4: would make it this long?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: He well see, but he's not he's not well he
Speaker 2: wasn't he got I mean, his whole his whole thing,
Speaker 2: his origins was.
Speaker 3: You can see all he was was just I'm just
Speaker 3: Rono origins.
Speaker 1: He blew up on that fake see.
Speaker 2: Origins. It sounds so like dramatic, it's like his origins,
Speaker 2: and I'm thinking, like I'm thinking, I immediately imagine him
Speaker 2: like I immediately imagine Jordan Peterson in like the Spider
Speaker 2: Man three, like on top, on top of the gargoyle
Speaker 2: and the rain, that kind that goes.
Speaker 1: A little hard. It makes me mad because I think
Speaker 1: that's cool.
Speaker 4: Do you think he understands Do you think like they
Speaker 4: understood how hard that would go, like that image.
Speaker 1: I think I think they had an idea of it.
Speaker 1: I think I think what happens with badass three. People
Speaker 1: have ideas of how badass things are, and sometimes like
Speaker 1: for Ghosts and Ghostwrider, right, Ghostrider, like somebody thought it
Speaker 1: was really badass, and it's fairly badass, but the longer
Speaker 1: time goes by, it gets dumber. But that image of
Speaker 1: him just in all black with the rain on him
Speaker 1: is way more badass than that movie is at all
Speaker 1: that it is not at all. It's in fact, really
Speaker 1: sad a really sad portrayal of a person. Speaking of engagement.
Speaker 1: There's a YouTuber I found out. I've been watching this guy.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I mentioned it on I did.
Speaker 1: I think I mentioned on the last episodes or whatever.
Speaker 1: I've been watching this guy named the Birdman.
Speaker 3: He got he got a little popular from shitting on
Speaker 3: cinemonsons actually everything wrong with cinemasons or whatever, and then
Speaker 3: he every once in a while just goes out of
Speaker 3: his way to shit on small content creators that shit
Speaker 3: on him. It's funny because most people don't do that.
Speaker 3: Most people are like, oh, I don't want to punch down.
Speaker 3: He's like, I don't give a fuck. It's fucking fun
Speaker 3: I was like, this is crazy. So there's a guy
Speaker 3: with like, you know, a thousand subscribers or less, and
Speaker 3: he just fucking dismantles his video. But this guy, he
Speaker 3: made videos, This guy that he was shitting on. He
Speaker 3: made a video talking about how Spider Man two sucks
Speaker 3: and Spider Man three is great. And I'm like, I
Speaker 3: see what you're doing, yecause you know there's no way
Speaker 3: you can actually believe that. Yeah, come on if you're
Speaker 3: a fan of movie or film. But I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is this is perfect. That's just like, look, you're
Speaker 3: you're you're loving people. I love Spider Man three more
Speaker 3: than I should. But it's in no world are they
Speaker 3: close Like me, me trying to make a video essay
Speaker 3: arguing that Mortal Combat ninety five Mortal Kombat is a
Speaker 3: good fucking movie.
Speaker 1: It's just stupid. It's like, no, it's not. I enjoy
Speaker 1: the movie. But that's different.
Speaker 2: It's it's like writing a video essay. It's like married
Speaker 2: with children is the most important contribution, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 4: It's like, listen, like I love, I like me some
Speaker 4: married with children. I like it all right, But this
Speaker 4: is not brought up often.
Speaker 1: Stupid bitch, can you believe this? Dumb bitch.
Speaker 2: In the background, still lazyd It'll do out of here, eh, pig, pig,
Speaker 2: why are you in my house?
Speaker 1: You don't let me discharge? Like bubble gup.
Speaker 2: He would not be that interested.
Speaker 1: He would not. He would, he would, he would. He doesn't.
Speaker 1: He doesn't love. He's so dis so.
Speaker 2: He does not love. He's married to somebody he does
Speaker 2: not love and does not find attractive. That's crazy. And
Speaker 2: he works with.
Speaker 3: Every hot chick that comes around him. He's always like, Oh,
Speaker 3: this is so great.
Speaker 1: It's really because you're like, I don't think pet I
Speaker 1: don't I think it's supposed to be, like, isn't she
Speaker 1: like conventionally attractive to everyone else but him? And then
Speaker 1: she's just like He's just like, Oh, my fucking bitch wife.
Speaker 1: I can't stay in the war. I want to choke
Speaker 1: it to deafit my sleep. I can't stand by gay
Speaker 1: fucking son and my stupid, dumb horned daughter, and I
Speaker 1: want to kill your Boddy. I got a dog. I
Speaker 1: called him nigger, an asshole. I called the dog the
Speaker 1: hard art. Oh my god, dude, that's fucking But yeah,
Speaker 1: he just doesn't know. But that show, I mean that show.
Speaker 3: It came out when divorce was skyrocketing. It's pretty clear
Speaker 3: women divorces, women in an autonomy. And then all of
Speaker 3: a sudden there's like a little subsect of guy that
Speaker 3: realized that, oh I have to I either all I
Speaker 3: can do is either complain about how everything sucks and
Speaker 3: women sucks, or I have to be better, because then
Speaker 3: you know the women are gonna keep leaving us. So
Speaker 3: they made a show for here's how money. The guy
Speaker 3: that sucks, cock won't fuck his wife, who's actually kind
Speaker 3: of bomb. You know, they just make her dress stupid,
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna start a club of hating women, and
Speaker 3: my life sucks as I sell shoot, you know, like
Speaker 3: it was just basically the caricature of every guy that complains.
Speaker 3: It's basically insuls now, right, it's what an insul is now.
Speaker 3: But it was still funny. It's still a complete bullshit premise,
Speaker 3: but it's still funny.
Speaker 1: I love how bitter he is. I love how much
Speaker 1: he hates, right, because it's so.
Speaker 2: I think it's so he doesn't hate Buddy just thinks
Speaker 2: he's just kind of he's just like he's kind of
Speaker 2: a woos that's it.
Speaker 1: He doesn't really, he didn't really hate him. But it's
Speaker 1: it's a story like how fucking Hank Hill just can't
Speaker 1: understand Bobby being neuro divergent. He just can't do it.
Speaker 1: He can't asked the fact that it is totally sons
Speaker 1: on the spectrum that makes sense, that makes.
Speaker 2: Bobby listen clear, I want you to sneak into Jay
Speaker 2: Leno's penthouse and place a bomb in his Forward Focus,
Speaker 2: which he keeps in his penthouse.
Speaker 1: Listen Bobby.
Speaker 3: Focus in his pithouse.
Speaker 2: What's that fucking movie where they tried to like steal
Speaker 2: a car from like the top floor of a building.
Speaker 1: Wasn't that fashion? It was like a dumb comedy with
Speaker 1: like fashions. The heist.
Speaker 4: It was like Ben's Stiller Tower Tower Heist. I think
Speaker 4: that's what I saw that movie when that was like
Speaker 4: Eddie Murphy coming back up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 4: I think Ben Stiller, I think, and then like a
Speaker 4: couple of people and they tried I think there was
Speaker 4: like a car in like the top floor of like
Speaker 4: a building.
Speaker 2: They try to get it.
Speaker 1: That's how I'm imagining it. That's how Jayleen was. Cars is.
Speaker 2: It's just like he's just got like one really like
Speaker 2: kind of a cramped apartment despite how big it is.
Speaker 2: But it's he's awful of cars. It's his fridge is
Speaker 2: sitting in like the back seat of like a convertible.
Speaker 2: It's a climb over it to open.
Speaker 1: He gets out of his bedroom through cars like a
Speaker 1: series of moments. Car so in convenient.
Speaker 3: He only needed to walk ten feet from the bedroom
Speaker 3: to the bathroom. But you gotta scale two cars, go
Speaker 3: around and jeep.
Speaker 1: And you gotta's farmed, and his grip is crazy because
Speaker 1: how much cars and like a fucking ape're He's like,
Speaker 1: he's like beast.
Speaker 3: He's fucking hulking with muscle under his stupid face, like
Speaker 3: you know he looks fat, but no, he's like.
Speaker 1: He flexes and you just see muscle just rippling like
Speaker 1: Ronnie Coleman.
Speaker 2: He actually comments online everything a fan retime. But actually,
Speaker 2: I'm pretty you have more row Street than he wanted to.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty. I'm pretty. So we'll look at this.
Speaker 2: Bring the bullet again.
Speaker 1: He thinks the bolls head and squeezes it. It's a faste.
Speaker 1: He digged into the floor, grabbed a bunch of the ground,
Speaker 1: squeeze it and starts pelting it at the Oh my god,
Speaker 1: throwing it through their heads.
Speaker 3: And you see did you watch Attack on Titan like
Speaker 3: the later season where that fucking.
Speaker 1: The beasts going the roop? Dude, why I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: get into it.
Speaker 9: No I was.
Speaker 3: It's just it's just so like, you guys gotta figure
Speaker 3: out something else. That thing is so fucking deadly.
Speaker 1: And then who was that? Who is it? Irvin the
Speaker 1: guy that just beat him by himself. He just Aaron,
Speaker 1: the the main Irvin, right, the main character, right?
Speaker 6: Not that?
Speaker 1: No, so that Aaron the Captain Levin. Yeah you think, dude, No,
Speaker 1: he's not the captain you're thinking of. Levi is literally
Speaker 1: the captain. No Captain Levi, that's.
Speaker 2: Not him to sign you're thinking of Alvin Carruthers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm thinking of I'm thinking of the guy that
Speaker 3: takes orders from Levi.
Speaker 1: Oh, I forgot.
Speaker 3: I think it's Yeah, I think it's Irving. That's what
Speaker 3: I was trying to say.
Speaker 2: That guy was like convinced everybody to just charge, and
Speaker 2: I was like, this is the I almost wanted to
Speaker 2: turn it off because I was like, this is so
Speaker 2: fucking I watched the whole series.
Speaker 1: You really you actually finish the series?
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you're this dude started in twenty thirteen, right,
Speaker 2: I think when the series first came out over here
Speaker 2: of Fundamation or whatever the fuck, and then and then
Speaker 2: it took two trillion years to finally finish.
Speaker 1: You're invested. I have to see how it ends.
Speaker 3: Well, of course it was, and it was because it
Speaker 3: started off good and then the main guy was like
Speaker 3: I'm a fucking crazy asshole.
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking I'm make terrorist.
Speaker 2: In fact, I was like a dumb fascist idiot, and
Speaker 2: I'm going to make the most unsatisfactory and possible because
Speaker 2: this is what I want.
Speaker 1: And again that's what happens. Though.
Speaker 3: You know, when an artist has control of their product,
Speaker 3: they can do what they want, and unfortunately sometimes instead
Speaker 3: of making a satisfactory ending, they're just like, I just
Speaker 3: want to do what I want, and that's the product.
Speaker 1: That's the product. I think. I think that show suffers
Speaker 1: because warhors and foremost you don't see the whole part
Speaker 1: about Aaron becoming so radical. You don't see in the show.
Speaker 1: In a manga, it goes to all of that, like
Speaker 1: when he was captured, Well that's a whole, like thirty
Speaker 1: forty fifty chapters of that of him going crazy, which
Speaker 1: you always was kind of crazy, I will say, like him,
Speaker 1: you know him, it's the whole.
Speaker 3: It's it's kind of wild how all that kind of
Speaker 3: works out at the end, especially if you've seen but
Speaker 3: a long story short, just the way that the way
Speaker 3: that it ended.
Speaker 1: I think the only thing that.
Speaker 3: Really matters when you're telling a story is that the
Speaker 3: ending is satisfactory. It doesn't have to be, it has
Speaker 3: to be satisfactory, meaning even if it's like dark and horrible,
Speaker 3: still needs to be satisfactory, right, Like I can see
Speaker 3: this outcome like, Okay, it didn't make me feel good,
Speaker 3: but I understand it didn't have that.
Speaker 1: No, I think the problem like this motherfuckers saw the future.
Speaker 1: He saw the world going bad, he saw that it
Speaker 1: was gonna happen no matter what, and he still made
Speaker 1: the choice to do fucked up things and killed people
Speaker 1: for no reason because it was just gonna continue again.
Speaker 1: I think that ending. I really think that show has
Speaker 1: one of the worst endings like ever. I think it's
Speaker 1: one of them. And people are like, it's not terrible,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, dude, it's up there.
Speaker 3: It's up there with like being extremely unsatisfactory, which is
Speaker 3: like the way.
Speaker 1: That it was just a sensical that's why we would
Speaker 1: just it would. They gave a plot point explaining They
Speaker 1: explained that Aaron saw the future and he saw that
Speaker 1: the cycle will continue if he does this. He didn't,
Speaker 1: he doesn't say, he doesn't say bad.
Speaker 3: It just feels bad that Aaron Yeager essentially turned into
Speaker 3: a fucking DC villain that's basically.
Speaker 1: Turned he turned into like a fucking fascists, and I
Speaker 1: was like, this is so dump. It was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: that didn't feel good. But that's most. That's most endings
Speaker 1: in general, I feel like, especially not to be dispectful,
Speaker 1: particularly anime. There's a common thing where the ending is often.
Speaker 2: It's hard to end. It's hard to end them well.
Speaker 1: Especially when you go on on hundreds of chapters of something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you drag, you got like one piece. I love one piece.
Speaker 1: One piece of ending is gonna probably be bad.
Speaker 2: What are good endings for anime?
Speaker 1: Cowboy, Bebop, Hunter Hunter? For what we got for the
Speaker 1: most part, ending was really good, uh yasha that of
Speaker 1: course I don't. I didn't finish death no, yosha pretty
Speaker 1: good ending. Dragon ball Z pretty good ending, Yeah, dragon
Speaker 1: ball Z not not.
Speaker 2: I think dragon Ball and dragon Ball Z probably ended
Speaker 2: pretty well, right.
Speaker 1: I don't think ended it well too, But like I'm
Speaker 1: counting that those two series, I'm not counting GT and
Speaker 1: supers like that any of those series, even supers ending
Speaker 1: though it got kind of silly that or it ended
Speaker 1: was cool. Is it is it over? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's gone.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're bringing back Super. I know
Speaker 1: he's gone, but yeah, because the dragon Ball manga is
Speaker 1: not even like it's beyond Super, it's beyond dragon Balls.
Speaker 1: He's ending now, Like it just got to that point
Speaker 1: where it's like past that, you like the ending of
Speaker 1: dragon Ball where Pan is like flying around or with
Speaker 1: Goku and they're like training. The manga for Dragon Ball
Speaker 1: is Super just got beyond that point. Like now they're
Speaker 1: going into that point of the series and we're gonna
Speaker 1: we're gonna see the fight with Pike Uber and everything,
Speaker 1: and then it's gonna be what happens next whenever they
Speaker 1: do that, which are gonna continue way, but they're like,
Speaker 1: we don't know when we don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right because this I forgot that that.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 4: I totally forgot that Super takes place in between that
Speaker 4: weird period in time for.
Speaker 2: Some reason that is so fucking weird.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what the hell is going on,
Speaker 3: do you know when that takes place.
Speaker 4: So at the end of Dragon Ball Z, you know,
Speaker 4: they killed they kill Majimbo and then ten years past
Speaker 4: and then like Ub is like reincarnated, like he's reincarnated
Speaker 4: Ub and then like it ends at the World Tournament, right,
Speaker 4: there's a ten year time skip or something like that,
Speaker 4: and like super in between, which is insane.
Speaker 1: You look, so you look, so you look. What you're
Speaker 1: trying to explain to a baby that the sun will set,
Speaker 1: and it's the baby's like, I'm not here.
Speaker 3: No, that's not the feeling I have. It's it's it's
Speaker 3: I have the I completely understand. I've just that made
Speaker 3: me feel so uninterested in like what I watched and
Speaker 3: I'm like, why are you guy? Yeah, so that's why
Speaker 3: I feel about the end at the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So at the end of at the end of Dragon
Speaker 4: Ball Z with Goku's like at the World Tournament, he's
Speaker 4: already gone. He's already like got like ultra instinct and
Speaker 4: like yeah yeah, like he's already power he has.
Speaker 2: At that point is insane stop, which is essentially a
Speaker 2: red con. Essentially it is well that's what essentially means no,
Speaker 2: essentially like pretty much no. It it was essentially like
Speaker 2: of its essence, it works, it works both ways. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's you're right, but it's a locally I understand
Speaker 2: what you're saying.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like saying, this is essentially a dog
Speaker 1: is like, no, that's a dog.
Speaker 2: Jalen is essentially a person.
Speaker 1: Why are we flaming him so hard? Well it feels
Speaker 1: good as much as that car dide. But out of here,
Speaker 1: yeah we had too? Oh my fuck? Great?
Speaker 2: All right, let's get the funk out of here.
Speaker 1: I don't think you answer any of the questions.
Speaker 2: We have a couple three four the first anyway, we gotta.
Speaker 1: Wanted at need a dog hole.
Speaker 4: So we're gonna post it. We're gonna post the thing today. Uh,
Speaker 4: we're gonna read. We're getting the funk out of here.
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Speaker 4: I just put in the specific parameters for the list.
Speaker 4: I don't feel like it. We'll figure it out, Okay,
Speaker 4: I think I did.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure did.
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Speaker 1: Whoa Wow, he's on suicide Watch. That's pretty good.
Speaker 4: He's yeah, he's definitely gonna theres gonna be another epste
Speaker 4: situation with him. He's gonna die and then everybody's gonna
Speaker 4: be like, we don't know what happened. He fucking thought
Speaker 4: too hard.
Speaker 1: He thought too hard. He fucking drowned baby oil.
Speaker 2: He drowned in baby He came to damp, he came
Speaker 2: to death. Uh.
Speaker 4: Sweeney is just Chris in his Ozaru Formolo Race Wars story,
Speaker 4: Cholo a Race Wars story, Joe Bamna disturbs, stupify. All
Speaker 4: I wanted was just one cock, one little vany innocent cock.
Speaker 1: Uh. All I wanted was just one cock when trying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my dick makes the halo recharge sound effect as
Speaker 4: it gets hard. Smashing gay pumpkins be like penetration, dirty
Speaker 4: penis lubrication on myself. I have brothers and women zero
Speaker 4: thus thrust my face into something silver Spermer versus spider
Speaker 4: Gay and his weird ropes. Uh, penis grippin Vaughan of
Speaker 4: the Dead. That's wild. H. Sweeney is right on most
Speaker 4: topics around. I had Asian editing.
Speaker 2: You've got to dick in me into toy story, the
Speaker 2: same way Chris edited Zach's Let It Go parody into Frozen.
Speaker 1: That's right. I had to do that. How was you?
Speaker 2: And yeah, what do you mean that was me?
Speaker 1: You created that video?
Speaker 2: No? I didn't make that video? What I no? That's crazy.
Speaker 4: If I made that video, that video existed, if Zach
Speaker 4: and Chris singing Frozen and I took I took the
Speaker 4: the blu ray because I I can't remember how I did.
Speaker 4: I would not know how to do it today, but
Speaker 4: like there's a way that you could make like custom
Speaker 4: Blu rays and stuff. And I remember specifically like going
Speaker 4: into the Blu ray of Frozen and like basically like
Speaker 4: copying it and taking the full real movie of Frozen
Speaker 4: and putting that scene where Chris and Zach are singing
Speaker 4: that part it, like putting it into its place in
Speaker 4: the movie and then letting the movie continue. And I
Speaker 4: put it on for like some family, some some younger
Speaker 4: some younger, younger child family who were not anticipating that,
Speaker 4: And I remember there was some crying and I was
Speaker 4: giggling like a chimps because you're not funny enough to
Speaker 4: tell them a good joke.
Speaker 2: When you get a chimp giggling, man.
Speaker 1: When you can tell jokes that are interspecies, bro, that's
Speaker 1: how you know you really hit it. You're right, like
Speaker 1: you're actually funny. Yeah, you're the funniest person in the
Speaker 1: world at that point, Like literally, yeah, you sell the
Speaker 1: joke and you see an aunt double over laughing, and
Speaker 1: it's like, what the fuck, What the fuck just happened, dude?
Speaker 1: It would die if they laughed, They die but it's
Speaker 1: worth it, They like weigh on their mind, like this
Speaker 1: is the worth it?
Speaker 2: Probably the idea and laughing at all is why to conceptualize.
Speaker 1: That would scare the funk out of me? That so
Speaker 1: terrified laughing, like, but that's the verge of something it
Speaker 1: would be. It would be like like that is the
Speaker 1: first sign of something horrible on its way.
Speaker 2: The laughing ants like.
Speaker 1: Like the raptures coming like God, Like God's on his way.
Speaker 1: That's the only answer laughing.
Speaker 2: I think the only thing that kind of leans in
Speaker 2: the direction of intelligent design or like the idea that
Speaker 2: like there was some thought put into this is the
Speaker 2: fact that like insects are so insects are so abundant
Speaker 2: that that they cannot speak. Feels like a patch.
Speaker 4: Now it feels like an update where it's like we
Speaker 4: understand that the bugs speaking was a lot. We didn't
Speaker 4: consider how many there were and how annoying that would be,
Speaker 4: so we we patched that out of Again, now they
Speaker 4: can't speak anymore.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like that's a way more
Speaker 1: complicated version of thinking about it than just they've never
Speaker 1: needed to speak words. No, but you understand what I'm saying, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but speaking, you know, speaking is actually primitive, Like the
Speaker 1: fact that we communicate like this is actually primitive. What
Speaker 1: are you talking about because the fact that we have
Speaker 1: to make sounds to completely communicate with each other as dumb,
Speaker 1: I don't understand what you're saying? Well, how is our
Speaker 1: communication primitive? Because the fact that we cannot just communite?
Speaker 1: What are you saying?
Speaker 2: I don't understand?
Speaker 1: Are you getting are we evolving? Or are you are
Speaker 1: you dumber? It's I don't need I don't need to
Speaker 1: speak anymore. I can just general a little bit. We're
Speaker 1: just like yo.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine Can you imagine if you genuinely if
Speaker 4: you have like it, like any any kind of infestation
Speaker 4: in your house, not even like not even like a
Speaker 4: huge one.
Speaker 2: But they were speaking, and they were.
Speaker 1: Like a loud They would drive you crazy.
Speaker 2: They were laughing, cracking the funk up, speaking their own
Speaker 2: fucking foreign.
Speaker 1: Language like.
Speaker 6: We got.
Speaker 1: We want.
Speaker 13: Come on man, and then shut. That would make me hard,
Speaker 13: bro showing somebody scream and I'm just like you can
Speaker 13: hear them seizing seizurey sounds like donny from an.
Speaker 2: I know that.
Speaker 1: That's your base, your foundation, and there you're dying. You're like,
Speaker 1: thank god, that is one like year one dying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Now imagine that not only like in your walls
Speaker 4: or like under your floor, but like in the sky.
Speaker 4: Also like loud, like these in trees having loud conversations by.
Speaker 2: Whispering slurs.
Speaker 1: They go into your ears like we're coming for you
Speaker 1: or coming for your who kind word and we're here,
Speaker 1: We're coming. Would be so different, be so scary it
Speaker 1: so we would we like birds like birds. I feel
Speaker 1: like birds would become like one of the most high
Speaker 1: your pets ever. Oh yeah, we with birds would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: we need them to deal with this, like please. Or rats.
Speaker 1: You have actual pet rats, but the rats could talk
Speaker 1: to animals, could talk in general. That'd be a proper Birds.
Speaker 4: Would be to humans what baby oil is to Diddy. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like we could literally not be satiated. We would have
Speaker 4: We would have them in abundance, so.
Speaker 1: Many you'd walk out and you'd have birds come off you,
Speaker 1: like fucking venomoly off you.
Speaker 2: It would be like the fucking what's his name?
Speaker 3: There's no more cars anymore because we fly by fucking birds.
Speaker 1: They have them carrying birds you.
Speaker 4: The interpretation of the ending of that episode where he
Speaker 4: get carried out in the suns that he jumps off
Speaker 4: the building and dies.
Speaker 1: I thought it was more.
Speaker 2: I got bullied so much. Everybody fucking they broke my home.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? You broke my hole? Singular singular broke
Speaker 1: my house? Didn't destroy my home, You didn't. You didn't
Speaker 1: destroy my belongings. You broke my home. Breaking a home
Speaker 1: feels like it's more macro than it it should be.
Speaker 1: Like when he asked, like who did this? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: who could have done this? Iguanas, what the fuck do you?
Speaker 1: What do you want? What? Like? Oh, fucking praying manches
Speaker 1: did it? Arnold? What the like? Like? Why would you?
Speaker 2: There's literally only one other There's literally only one possibility?
Speaker 1: Like who could have done this? People are Arnold's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, stupid, which exact which one? Your bird? Motherfucker?
Speaker 1: You deserve this.
Speaker 3: I know people, even though I've specifically told you I'm
Speaker 3: isolated with gay pigeons, I don't know people, Arnold, You dumb.
Speaker 1: People don't understand your football headed idiot. These are actually
Speaker 1: gay fucking pigeons. They're really fucking gay, you football headed
Speaker 1: shape the retard. You fuck you?
Speaker 2: He turns off the building.
Speaker 4: The heartwarming ending, Harold though he's needed, he walks the
Speaker 4: series finale and this man kills himself.
Speaker 1: So you know how when you you walk off alledge
Speaker 1: you walk differently than when you're just walking straightforward. I
Speaker 1: don't know what, Like, you know when you're walking straight forward, right,
Speaker 1: you're like when you walk off the ledges kind of
Speaker 1: like a finality to it, you like a step off
Speaker 1: of your phone. Oh yeah, like in a movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like when he like.
Speaker 10: There's more walk away afterwards, like like like it was
Speaker 10: an accident.
Speaker 1: Who no, there's no whoe. It's a surprise when its
Speaker 1: foot goes down.
Speaker 6: Just like.
Speaker 1: They just genually didn't mean. He just really didn't be
Speaker 1: to do it. People slip.
Speaker 2: We gotta get the fun out of here. Oh my god, alright, Jesus,
Speaker 2: mouthwashing mouthwashing on steam is game of the year. If
Speaker 2: you like baby metal, listen to Hannaby.
Speaker 1: And that is why that was funny. Thinking about it.
Speaker 7: I really can't get over the visual visual of him
Speaker 7: really genuinely not meaning, not really meaning.
Speaker 1: To walk off the ledge.
Speaker 14: Oh but that got that's not even like you put
Speaker 14: yourself in a precarious position and then you fucked up,
Speaker 14: like you just genuinely didn't even mean to put yourself inous.
Speaker 1: He was talking to Arnold and kind of walking around
Speaker 1: as he was talking. He's a pacer, and then he
Speaker 1: just walked himself.
Speaker 4: That's like if you were if you had roommates and
Speaker 4: you were like sitting you like let's say you're like
Speaker 4: sitting on the couch or whatever, and your roommate pulls
Speaker 4: a prank on you. Hes like, hey, guess what, and
Speaker 4: he pushes a button and it's like an airbag under
Speaker 4: your seat. But you were just sitting in your living
Speaker 4: room and then you carem through the window out of
Speaker 4: like a seventh story.
Speaker 1: It's like, he didn't he to kill you.
Speaker 4: Your first instinct when you see that kind of that
Speaker 4: kind of situation is like, oh, that person was being
Speaker 4: stupid and they were standing somewhere they shouldn't have been
Speaker 4: standing right right, But no, but like it's it would
Speaker 4: be so it would all be unfair in this scenario,
Speaker 4: Like you've written a story about this.
Speaker 2: Man that is completely false.
Speaker 1: What was this guy doing your window? He jumped out
Speaker 1: on his own. Follish is like, no, his friend actually
Speaker 1: put a fucking a fucking airbag under his seat and
Speaker 1: from his plastic chair diabat plastic. He blew it up
Speaker 1: and he didn't mean him to go through the window,
Speaker 1: but he didn't judge how much weight his friend loves people.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck Blair White.
Speaker 2: Economically Banking Alex Jones, Hey guys, is we're gonna borrow
Speaker 2: some money? I would I would go to my bank.
Speaker 2: But it's debating today.
Speaker 1: What's right? Remember the debate between President bank. That's right,
Speaker 1: that's right. Stupid.
Speaker 2: The second coming of McGaugh hare is transmit.
Speaker 4: I suppose having Gary from the server, drawn and quartered,
Speaker 4: stitched back together incorrectly, and then drawn.
Speaker 2: And quurted again.
Speaker 1: Let's make it happen.
Speaker 2: Let's make it happen.
Speaker 1: Let's do it.
Speaker 4: Derek using dumb cut contextually correct swoon death Jack the
Speaker 4: world's fastest man Orry Harold in the Purple drank.
Speaker 2: Instead of crayon.
Speaker 1: Oh forgot what we got to talk about that? But
Speaker 1: it's not really big whatever. Who cares about Zachary Levy
Speaker 1: at all? Yeah? Yeah, what a dumb bitch.
Speaker 4: I think the fact that we forgot and don't even
Speaker 4: really care to continue is enough, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like, people suck man. They jumped on the train too late.
Speaker 3: They jumped on the train like they miffed the drifting
Speaker 3: tickets started.
Speaker 2: You should have started away earlier. Wiping after you shit
Speaker 2: is a myth propagated by Big Butthole, Big Meaty, Big
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Speaker 2: and body. But there's one thing. A seal always keeps
Speaker 2: his baby Andy. The man who's handy's on our at
Speaker 2: but not his Dandy Nay eleven.
Speaker 1: It's like Horse nine eleven.
Speaker 4: That hurt me actually, like genuinely, that ship got every
Speaker 4: day in my sheets. You here, glock Heath, Smoker, gids Swing.
Speaker 4: What's your opinion on the New Ultimate Spider Man by
Speaker 4: Jonathan Hickman.
Speaker 1: It's amazing, dude. It's a finally on Spider Man story
Speaker 1: where Peter Parker is an adult, like a successful adult
Speaker 1: that like made it with his life and he becomes
Speaker 1: Spider Man in his thirty supposed to end his team.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I heard about this.
Speaker 1: So it's really cool him and meeting. He feel a
Speaker 1: little cooler if he was like older, who's a grown
Speaker 1: man with kids, so like that he's not. I mean,
Speaker 1: like I feel like like a like fifty or something
Speaker 1: would be more interesting. Oh wow, like it would be interesting, Yeah,
Speaker 1: kind of. But it's like him and m J already
Speaker 1: have a family together. May died and said, Uncle Ben,
Speaker 1: you others, something else is happening. Ja Jona Jameson doesn't
Speaker 1: have the Nazi haircut? What is what is he?
Speaker 6: Then? He?
Speaker 1: He is a He's still inside the news news world,
Speaker 1: but him and Uncle Ben opened their own one together.
Speaker 1: It's the co host of this night show. But it's
Speaker 1: actually like straight up facts and like actual facts. It's
Speaker 1: not like propaganda like it usually is, or like directed.
Speaker 1: It's like actually facts and opinion because they're like living
Speaker 1: in that version of the world. It's like actually very controlled.
Speaker 1: It's like a it's like a really over arching story
Speaker 1: wiving a bunch of others.
Speaker 3: But it's everything you're saying. I'm like, I don't why
Speaker 3: do I know this?
Speaker 1: You might have heard you might have heard about it
Speaker 1: on somewhere back. I saw, like it's really actually really amazing,
Speaker 1: it's really really cool. It's good. It's a good idea
Speaker 1: for a Spider Man like I love Peter Parker as
Speaker 1: my favorite character. I think Spider Man's very like as
Speaker 1: a character kind of watched out. You can do good
Speaker 1: films with him, you can do good inter like sort
Speaker 1: of interpersonal stories, but he's kind of done so much
Speaker 1: already because he's like a fifty plus year old character
Speaker 1: that it's hard to tell stories that are going to
Speaker 1: be sort of fresh with him that aren't because they've
Speaker 1: already been told great already, so they try to rehash them.
Speaker 2: Well, stories aren't meant to last this long, is the key. Like,
Speaker 2: this is not normal.
Speaker 4: That's not why people are Like, in a normal world,
Speaker 4: Spider Man would have had like the first maybe like
Speaker 4: one hundred comics and then went away forever.
Speaker 1: He would have he would had comics until like maybe
Speaker 1: the nineties. I think he would have grown into a
Speaker 1: grown man and then had a family. Would have been gone, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then it would have been maybe someone picked up
Speaker 1: Spider Man afterwards or like, but now it's there's another character.
Speaker 2: It's just it's it's just proven money. Like if you
Speaker 2: have Spider Man attached to anything that's making money, that's
Speaker 2: why that's why.
Speaker 1: People get really mad about the second game. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I think it makes sense that he would just be
Speaker 1: like Mius, you can be Spider man now like I'm
Speaker 1: I want to have kids well and my wife.
Speaker 2: Second, for people mad about.
Speaker 1: That, people people didn't like it.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's but I have problems with that.
Speaker 1: But those people being like too connected to the character.
Speaker 1: I think personally that.
Speaker 2: Came to the biggest problem with that to me is
Speaker 2: that they're they're written so fucking boring. Every single character
Speaker 2: is written like a fucking commercial in a.
Speaker 1: Way that the first one wasn't, which is kind of
Speaker 1: weird to me, you know, the first one had.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's worse.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's more it's it's more extreme in that
Speaker 4: direction where it's like that's there's like a whole scene
Speaker 4: where like Peter Parker and like Harry and like MJ
Speaker 4: they're hanging out at Coney Island and like it's just
Speaker 4: supposed to be like, ah, you're just like living through
Speaker 4: this friendship or whatever, and you're going to do going
Speaker 4: do doing doing the different to Coney Island things, and
Speaker 4: it's like, I don't I not for one second that
Speaker 4: I believe that these were friends.
Speaker 2: Like it's it's the most like.
Speaker 4: Complimentary, like safe, sterile conversations I've ever Like, no, even
Speaker 4: the most privileged like milk toast. New Yorkers aren't speaking
Speaker 4: this plainly.
Speaker 1: It felt it felt very safe, but also as the
Speaker 1: idea they have to make it safe, you know, because
Speaker 1: it was made by like us and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: If it was made by us. Let me tell you something,
Speaker 2: it'd be good. It would it would win awards.
Speaker 1: It would win awards from the wrong people, but it would.
Speaker 4: Award No, no, it would be like, man, it's so real.
Speaker 4: These characters feel like actual, real people. That's my biggest
Speaker 4: issue with it, really is that that game just they.
Speaker 1: Don't feels really like the real ethnic in this one,
Speaker 1: he'd have tims on, he'd have tims on. He could
Speaker 1: not have tims on. Yeah, yeah, I think actually sween
Speaker 1: I actually agree with that. Okay, on his regular clothes,
Speaker 1: but he didn't have tims on.
Speaker 2: Zipping sipping on semen, semen sibbing on some seamen by
Speaker 2: Gay Sex Mafia. Joe Rogan is the missing link. I
Speaker 2: like to.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I like to like dikets a Caribbean thing,
Speaker 4: P Diddy and Mister Frog. P Diddy and Mister Frog
Speaker 4: in a romance rom com Kevin Durant's Feet, Tempoole takes
Speaker 4: money from Big Beanie relinquishy contents of you pockets bread
Speaker 4: or thou shouting chef A man up, mister pants swing.
Speaker 4: How do you feel about recent magic bands?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, A card got banned in Commander
Speaker 1: that was a card worth like seven Commander. It's a format,
Speaker 1: and Magic like a card Format's like, instead of playing
Speaker 1: like the never of every card, they play only one
Speaker 1: of every card Commander. So it's like to make a
Speaker 1: very diverse Yeah. OK, so they banned a card that
Speaker 1: was with hundreds of like hundreds, maybes a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: So I went from being expensive because it was too good.
Speaker 1: I guess in the construct. First of all, if you
Speaker 1: play competitive Commander, you're a fucking psychopath first and foremost.
Speaker 1: But it was too good and it got rid of it,
Speaker 1: and it's really it detrimented a game. I'm not a
Speaker 1: fan of nerving man, really not. I feel like I
Speaker 1: feel like you know, everybody, I feel like, I just
Speaker 1: feelink it's modern culture. We had to do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like it's fine.
Speaker 2: I feel like I have to compete with the best,
Speaker 2: the top tier people. There's levels that I can never reach,
Speaker 2: and I think that's Okay, I mean, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I played, I played, I played.
Speaker 4: That's literally what was what killed hell Divers For a while,
Speaker 4: they actually reverted everything back.
Speaker 2: Did you see that? So like they did that specifically,
Speaker 2: like because they kept nerving things, because they people, like
Speaker 2: the highest tier players kept finding ways to like maximize
Speaker 2: and being like, Okay, well this is the best gun
Speaker 2: for this, this is the best strategy for this, and
Speaker 2: like high high high high tier players were like breezing
Speaker 2: through it or like breezing I don't know if they
Speaker 2: were breezing through, but they were able.
Speaker 1: To do it, like pretty they were making it easier.
Speaker 2: They were making it easier for themselves, and they were like,
Speaker 2: all right, well, how do we do this or nerf
Speaker 2: that gun? Oh that gun that was made specifically for
Speaker 2: that character or like for to take down this enemy.
Speaker 2: Let's have it like not be effective now. And it's
Speaker 2: just like they completely tweaked everything to the point where
Speaker 2: it's like, listen, you you don't have to cater to
Speaker 2: your top one percent of players, because that's not the
Speaker 2: most people playing, like most people and most people, and
Speaker 2: most people quite frankly, are satisfied if they can reach
Speaker 2: a flow state like that. Like, I don't know, like
Speaker 2: anybody who's like, you know, a top tier fucking hell
Speaker 2: Divers player who's like who was disappointed that they figured
Speaker 2: out how to master the game? I would imagine that
Speaker 2: that's pretty satisfying. It is in some way. And if
Speaker 2: you want to give us players a challenge, just.
Speaker 1: Add another difficulty.
Speaker 2: There's already so many difficulties.
Speaker 4: There's like eleven twelve difficulties in that game or something,
Speaker 4: So just add another one, you know, just make like
Speaker 4: a crazy harder version. But you can't like make changes
Speaker 4: to the sandbox that then affect every single other player
Speaker 4: just because it's like it might lead to like a
Speaker 4: more boring time for what like one percent of the
Speaker 4: player base who's playing on that level.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't insane. I'm in the middle because it
Speaker 1: comes up because when I compete in card games, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's some things that are just exploited and they're unfair
Speaker 1: to play against and an unenjoyable at the higher level
Speaker 1: of a play. But at the same time, that affects
Speaker 1: that affects, it affects everybody, right, So what happened is
Speaker 1: that But if if there's a it does well, like
Speaker 1: in like, what way because the idea if you it's
Speaker 1: by chance if you run into that, right, because I
Speaker 1: would that's often is okay, Well, no, often if you're
Speaker 1: playing the game, if you're playing like and this is
Speaker 1: not a video game, it's a video game where there's
Speaker 1: a competitive if card game is a different element element,
Speaker 1: I guess. But like, let's say you're playing like you're
Speaker 1: playing the best deck or it's this is a card.
Speaker 1: It's one card that's really fucked up, and it's very
Speaker 1: detriment to the game. Right, Yeah, it's gonna very likely
Speaker 1: be in several decks. So more often and not in
Speaker 1: the in the meta of playing a game, you will
Speaker 1: see this card that'll make your interaction with the game
Speaker 1: very unfun. I just don't so I understand the problem
Speaker 1: with that. Why like some things you gotta take out,
Speaker 1: but also play testing and q A could solve that
Speaker 1: if you just did better cure which no one paid,
Speaker 1: no one wants to pay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that always happens. That's that's definitely true the
Speaker 3: whole like you're never gonna catch everything.
Speaker 1: You're never gonna catch everything. That's never gonna you're never
Speaker 1: gonna catch anything. Obviously, you put things to the wild.
Speaker 1: People are gonna find more explitive things no matter what.
Speaker 1: But I guess I would prefer you can do better
Speaker 1: with QA in general. I think that's I guess I
Speaker 1: don't do.
Speaker 2: I would prefer things being banned from certain types of
Speaker 2: play than nerving the card altogether for everything.
Speaker 1: I or like nerfing. You know what I mean, You're
Speaker 1: having something removed, but I just feel.
Speaker 3: Like they're still standing what you're saying, like they're catering
Speaker 3: to that. The the fucking whales. Yeah, And I'm like
Speaker 3: it just always because I have the same problem with
Speaker 3: like Gosha games, for example, happens all the fucking time
Speaker 3: with the PvP. I only know about it because of Raid,
Speaker 3: and every single fucking time it comes as meta changing,
Speaker 3: changing champion that comes in, and I'm like, doesn't affect
Speaker 3: me because I know, like say my speed team, if
Speaker 3: I if I'm first, I'm win, right, But then there's
Speaker 3: people at the very top tiers that I can't compete
Speaker 3: with ever because they're always faster than me.
Speaker 1: So that's their fucking problem.
Speaker 3: But now since people are like having these crazy whales
Speaker 3: wars where this guy is coming into effect because speed
Speaker 3: doesn't really matter anymore because people have the best ship.
Speaker 3: Now they're crying, and then they have to capitulate to
Speaker 3: them when the vast majority of the player base is
Speaker 3: the only running into that problem every once in.
Speaker 1: A while when it becomes unanimous, like when there's for
Speaker 1: me in a game, damas playing digimon. Yeah, there were
Speaker 1: tournaments where six of the tournamentags. One thing. That's a
Speaker 1: problem at that moment. That's a problem. It shouldn't be
Speaker 1: sixty percent of that's crazy, grant, a competitive play is
Speaker 1: one thing, and it's not fun play. I mean just
Speaker 1: often things that are just kind of fun.
Speaker 3: What do you think about Marvel's Captain too, where there's
Speaker 3: clearly well what I mean is there's clearly when you're
Speaker 3: playing at that highest level.
Speaker 1: Seeing Storm, you're seeing Century, you're.
Speaker 2: Seeing you're sentinel Silo. Yeah, like you're seeing the MSP,
Speaker 2: like you're seeing you're seeing stuff like that.
Speaker 3: How do you because like I personally, I'm fine, me,
Speaker 3: I look at you, you have fucking you have a
Speaker 3: you have what's that carp lips?
Speaker 1: It looks like an asshole.
Speaker 9: It's so disrespectful, ready to Yeah, why is it not
Speaker 9: so wide?
Speaker 1: Why isn't that wide, Well, so why do you think
Speaker 1: this is you? Because it was full lips, and I
Speaker 1: was like, that's probably me.
Speaker 2: I was just dry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think some at me.
Speaker 3: I think some constantly started off with them and then
Speaker 3: it just started going to like it's just going now,
Speaker 3: it's just it just turned it into whatever.
Speaker 2: It turns into. Ye, it's whoever.
Speaker 3: But yeah, look, look, man, if I was at if
Speaker 3: I was extremely competitive, i'd probably feel more inclined to
Speaker 3: be like, oh, you gotta nerve this ship.
Speaker 1: But I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm more just played for I play video games for fun.
Speaker 1: Even when I'm competing, I'm over competitive, And I think
Speaker 1: that's the reason why I thinks.
Speaker 3: That exactly exactly what I was just saying, Like, I
Speaker 3: think if I if I felt the way you did,
Speaker 3: then I would my tune to.
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle where I think you can design.
Speaker 1: People can design things better. I think they can design
Speaker 1: people don't designers and creators date on they want money
Speaker 1: more than they want to make the game more fun
Speaker 1: and like let it continue into something good. And I
Speaker 1: think that's become a really big problem where like instead
Speaker 1: of them making something that will be well designed, that
Speaker 1: will have the people enjoying it. They they try to
Speaker 1: stem things like instead of he's really strong, he's just
Speaker 1: drawing me. It's really good though, I'm not mad. It's
Speaker 1: kind of crazy. What is wait?
Speaker 2: What is?
Speaker 1: What is it gonna end up?
Speaker 7: That?
Speaker 1: Look? Man, I feel like people they is that a
Speaker 1: DIGI want guard and it says continue talking, that is
Speaker 1: well done, finish it. It makes me mad because I
Speaker 1: feel like you don't deserve the ability to be able
Speaker 1: to draw. You don't deserve it, but you can kind
Speaker 1: of draw.
Speaker 3: It makes me feel like that's every artist man, so crazy.
Speaker 3: The ones that are just so like like you know,
Speaker 3: god given talent or whatever, they just they just squander
Speaker 3: it and drawn.
Speaker 1: It makes it mad. All I've ever want to do
Speaker 1: is be able to draw. But I just I am
Speaker 1: not gonna just some people just don't like I don't
Speaker 1: have it. I don't have it either. It's not a
Speaker 1: thing that I can do, you stupid bitch. Anyway, so
Speaker 1: I have small ears.
Speaker 3: Anyway, you're focusing ways too hard on this man. You
Speaker 3: got you got, you gotta let you gotta let the
Speaker 3: artist finish.
Speaker 1: Okay, we gotta gotta the artist finish. For me, it's
Speaker 1: idea is that like I think Nerfing is the artist.
Speaker 3: No, I guess I just want to say this the
Speaker 3: I feel like the way that Fortnite functions, for example,
Speaker 3: I feel like people just need to take the business
Speaker 3: model like that. I think that's like some fucking Dragon
Speaker 3: ball Z character with no nose or something.
Speaker 1: We we lost him. He can't, he can't. He's like
Speaker 1: he's focused, he can't stated, Yeah, we totally lost him.
Speaker 2: For the audio listeners, I'm trying Kingston, I.
Speaker 1: Think, uh, it's I don't know. I think nerves are
Speaker 1: there for a reason, but I think better design would
Speaker 1: LEVI a lot of the nerving.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to think of, Like this is me
Speaker 3: personally talking. I'm trying to think of a game that
Speaker 3: I played where I was like, oh, I'm so glad
Speaker 3: they nerve this. And I just can't think of even
Speaker 3: a lot of times when it's like a really like say,
Speaker 3: actually some Dungeon bosses and Raid, for example, they nerve
Speaker 3: the bosses because they were too hard. I didn't think
Speaker 3: so they made it very easy. Now, but like it
Speaker 3: did help out a lot of the mid tier players.
Speaker 3: But like to me, it's just a these games are
Speaker 3: steady grinds, so they're not supposed to be enjoyed in
Speaker 3: like quick flashes. And to me, I've been playing for
Speaker 3: five years, but it's like I've just been slowly climbing.
Speaker 3: So I'm getting to a point where like some new
Speaker 3: content came out, this thing called the Curse City and
Speaker 3: the hard Mode. I can't fucking beat it. It's too hard.
Speaker 3: But I'm like, in a year from now, I might
Speaker 3: be able to clear it. And so it's just to me,
Speaker 3: it's been fun that way.
Speaker 1: And I feel like this. You play games in a
Speaker 1: very healthy way, right, I think that's where you are.
Speaker 1: You have a very healthy understanding the way the games
Speaker 1: are played opposed to like when I play games, I
Speaker 1: try the games to fucking to win or to compete,
Speaker 1: which is inherently gonna lead to people being more complaining.
Speaker 1: But thing is that the people that are going to
Speaker 1: spend the most onny other people that do unfortunately compete
Speaker 1: hard because from you, when I buy, like buy cards
Speaker 1: with did youmal I buy like five pointing at so much,
Speaker 1: it's good. He gave me theole guring butthole lips and
Speaker 1: the gay pointing at myself. It's good he's one of
Speaker 1: my best friends and gentlemen. That's what he does, that's
Speaker 1: how he sees me.
Speaker 2: That's a that's your favorite card.
Speaker 9: Like I couldn't quite figure out how to get the
Speaker 9: It's amazing, amazing.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm gonna take this with you. I'm gonna post
Speaker 1: this on Instagram with a picture of me actually doing this,
Speaker 1: doing the same thing he should. It's just amazing.
Speaker 2: Anyway, what were I'm not a tangent. So I started
Speaker 2: drawing because I didn't understand what you guys were saying.
Speaker 2: Loves the gay cards, they love card, they love them,
Speaker 2: one person they love do they.
Speaker 1: Love them, they them whatever they whatever they whatever they is.
Speaker 1: Imagine Trump speaking of pronouns like respectfully, like everybody, like
Speaker 1: his whole We were so mad about it, and he's like,
Speaker 1: what's wrong with that? My pronouns are?
Speaker 2: He? I am so racist.
Speaker 1: It's unbelievable. But I'm not. I'm I'm not misgendering people.
Speaker 1: I'm not a fucking monster. Have the line mister pants? Okay?
Speaker 1: C S J.
Speaker 4: Pope, they call me the cup. Can you guys shout
Speaker 4: out my dog fox Trot? He passed away?
Speaker 1: R I P. Fox Trot he rests and pissed. I mean, peace,
Speaker 1: good boy whatever. I don't care. He ship cats him.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they call them nowadays.
Speaker 2: I don't know what they're calling the dogs.
Speaker 1: The dogs they have the dogs be afraid of those Haitians.
Speaker 2: Is there any dogs left the Asians came from the
Speaker 2: Asians are eating the dogs with grits.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. I'm so sick.
Speaker 2: I'm so sick.
Speaker 1: It made me hungry. I haven't had gens.
Speaker 2: I haven't had cats and grits in a while.
Speaker 3: The cats and grits are actually pretty hard cats and grits,
Speaker 3: grits trying to make grits some butter on the motherfucker
Speaker 3: in the middle of the grits.
Speaker 4: Having hankering for like a fucking like not Rosco's exactly,
Speaker 4: but that you know what I mean, like that that
Speaker 4: kind of experience.
Speaker 2: Ah, yeah, they don't have anything like that. Run here
Speaker 2: to they no, not there, not walking, not walking say
Speaker 2: Bourbon Glendale, well not really.
Speaker 4: There's yeah, pad there's there's a place in Glendelle that
Speaker 4: does it pretty good.
Speaker 1: But it's not centered around that. It's just something that
Speaker 1: you can get there. That's Foxies.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's called Foxies. From what I remember, I remember
Speaker 4: having chicken and wafles ever being pretty good.
Speaker 1: But I might have bad.
Speaker 2: They might things change over. I haven't had it in
Speaker 2: like years.
Speaker 1: Okay, I need a waffle place for sure. Yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I have a waffle maker up Broutters, and we have
Speaker 1: a ship sployed cheeks. This just ins.
Speaker 2: This just insployed. The peanut gamer cheated on Little Miss
Speaker 2: Dingles with Daisy Sparkles and has been found dead with ashhole.
Speaker 3: With ash isn't daisy sparkles like an Actually, that sounds
Speaker 3: like it's real.
Speaker 1: It sounds like it's real.
Speaker 2: This is what I'm this is what's so sad about this?
Speaker 2: So this all sounds real. Jolly old, jolly old dipship.
Speaker 3: Oh, turns out the Coffee King or whatever his name was,
Speaker 3: was it again, Coffee.
Speaker 1: Caffeine King, caffeine caffeine King, Caffeine.
Speaker 3: King, caffeine I just want to clarify, because that's just
Speaker 3: it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1: But he accidentally either. They weren't married for fifteen years.
Speaker 3: They've been together for fifteen years and married for five
Speaker 3: and so, but like it's kind of a thing, because yeah,
Speaker 3: it almost seems like he's trying to blow it up
Speaker 3: and make it worse, but.
Speaker 1: He just spoke it's still pretty well being terrible.
Speaker 3: People consider being married because it's why, oh, like you know,
Speaker 3: being married seems like it's because culturally, being together for
Speaker 3: twenty years versus being married for twenty years is way
Speaker 3: more significant to be married.
Speaker 1: I think that's insane, But yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2: It's culturally that's all that matters. There's a lot of
Speaker 2: things culture that don't make fucking sense.
Speaker 1: I think marriage in general is a fucking really weird
Speaker 1: idea unless it's like you're doing for the time. That's
Speaker 1: why you're bitch ass ain't married. I know she you's
Speaker 1: taking half my ship when I leave.
Speaker 3: Well, you just have a prenup or posting up, posting up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I like the posting up Clary, that's why. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean I think that's kind of what it is.
Speaker 1: I did bring that. I didn't bring up. A prenups
Speaker 1: is such a like, no matter what, it's always gonna
Speaker 1: be a weird conversation. It's like, hey, she would have
Speaker 1: to get one for you. I think that's what that's
Speaker 1: what I was like for her. Like you, Robert Blind,
Speaker 1: I don't have. I don't, I don't not have anything,
Speaker 1: but like she definitely got more to lose everything.
Speaker 4: You have, not even I even I'm not I'm not
Speaker 4: even engaged illi and I'm sotil so many things from
Speaker 4: her house already.
Speaker 1: You mean my house. No, I mean her house, right,
Speaker 1: I don't mean your.
Speaker 2: If it was your house, there'd be Pokemon banners and
Speaker 2: Digimon banners, and there would be there would be there
Speaker 2: would be like one of those disembodied uh silicone asshole
Speaker 2: pussy combos, like sitting on the sitting in the corner.
Speaker 1: Blown out like the dinner stools.
Speaker 2: It would be on a lazy susan. Dude, if my
Speaker 2: uncle watches this, he probably thinks that's crazy.
Speaker 3: When did he When did you find out about that
Speaker 3: at the wedding?
Speaker 1: No, because he was like, I'm watching your show. I
Speaker 1: watch it, Oh my god, I was watching it recently.
Speaker 1: He's a middlder.
Speaker 2: He's he's not that much like he I mean, he's
Speaker 2: a kid and he's like I remember him being like
Speaker 2: one of my younger uncles. So he's probably like maybe
Speaker 2: like forties maybe, but like, yeah, he was like the
Speaker 2: one who like he would play games with me a lot.
Speaker 1: He was like my gamer uncle.
Speaker 4: He was like the person who like gave me a
Speaker 4: lot of like video game he'd lent me his GameCube
Speaker 4: for like that one summer. Nice but like it's so
Speaker 4: funny because he was like, you're talking about how they
Speaker 4: were calling you the jew and I was like what
Speaker 4: it was so jawing here, like my uncle say this,
Speaker 4: and I was like, what.
Speaker 1: Are you talking Like, yeah, they thought you were Jewish
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: He dons exactly like I was upsettingly good impression of it.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, I can't believe. And
Speaker 2: he's like, yeah, that that did happen. I can't believe
Speaker 2: you really, I can't believe you're watched the show.
Speaker 1: Show My nephew is such a little little fucking nigga.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine I'm sitting down watching this. This is fun.
Speaker 3: People do it because they're like I know this person,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go check it out.
Speaker 1: Oh this is my family.
Speaker 3: So that's something like I've my brother watches my YouTube
Speaker 3: content and I thought that was disgusting. Like when he
Speaker 3: was like first of all, because he's not like he's
Speaker 3: this brainiac weirdo. So I'm like why are you even
Speaker 3: you know, you know, you can enjoy my content. So
Speaker 3: he just watched it because I'm his brother.
Speaker 1: I love it, so I'm gonna watch it. Yeah. It's
Speaker 1: just one of those things where I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give you my view. I'm relate to this.
Speaker 2: So I think I think I have friends in movies
Speaker 2: that I don't see, you know like.
Speaker 1: What, Yeah, I definitely could be a little more supportive family.
Speaker 2: I think for me, it's like I look at it.
Speaker 4: I look at it like I don't like the Like
Speaker 4: I was actually frustrated when, like my some of my
Speaker 4: family found my stuff initially because it was it was
Speaker 4: kind of anonymous initially, and then it eventually just got
Speaker 4: you know, possible to hide, right because it's just a
Speaker 4: topic of conversation.
Speaker 1: Right, and the family starts talking classic my mom just
Speaker 1: tell tell them what you're doing, you know, like yeah,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's what my mom was, My mom,
Speaker 1: my mom.
Speaker 3: My mom's a very private person. But then she's so
Speaker 3: proud of her dumb son. All of a sudden, I'm like, oh, Derek,
Speaker 3: have you seen his ship?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, mom, do not recommend this is what
Speaker 1: I have to make YouTube videos.
Speaker 13: Dumb.
Speaker 1: This is really dumb. I'm gay.
Speaker 2: I want to make sure you understand this is the
Speaker 2: primary pressure to make YouTube videos again for me, where
Speaker 2: it's just like I just need to have something to
Speaker 2: point to that isn't this.
Speaker 1: Bro, I feel that, like honestly, yeah, this is caustic
Speaker 1: family member.
Speaker 3: Like, so there's family members on Facebook that have tried
Speaker 3: to add to me and I just didn't because but
Speaker 3: I don't have that for for Instagram, you know, there
Speaker 3: isn't like accept it. I don't have a private so
Speaker 3: it's just anyone can follow me. And I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, how many of my family webers are
Speaker 3: seeing these dumb gay ships that I'm doing just the
Speaker 3: worst dick sucking cock this, this parodies and stuff.
Speaker 1: They probably like this with your mom, Like you told
Speaker 1: your mom like, hey mom, I won't I'm making if
Speaker 1: she brings it up. I can only talk about it
Speaker 1: if she brings it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I never Yeah, that would be like claim
Speaker 2: to a bomb on yourself and then asking you to
Speaker 2: diffuse it.
Speaker 1: Imagine my dad found out the shout out the fucking
Speaker 1: me making the amount of gay jokes I made. My
Speaker 1: dad will call me Batiman forever?
Speaker 2: Do you think he would rest his head in his hands?
Speaker 1: Like, what have I done?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: I can't believe? I don't believe your soul. You're such
Speaker 1: a gay boy, such a gay boy. But you're so
Speaker 1: gay man, You're such a fruity month man man, little Jacob,
Speaker 1: such a body hold boy.
Speaker 2: Cypher graph Like why Obama and Rama Ramna in the
Speaker 2: Bahamas watching Futurama and their pajamas cipher graph Harris Harris
Speaker 2: versus Linton's squirt off.
Speaker 1: In the nineties, Bro, I would have been something to see, man.
Speaker 2: That would have been something to see.
Speaker 1: That would have been something crazy. That would have been
Speaker 1: It would have been to see bro. I'm sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: standing on business and ninety two squid fine, say ninety
Speaker 1: eight to ninety two. That would have been a fucking
Speaker 1: thing to watch, bro. Look, man, I'd rather see the.
Speaker 2: I'd rather see March of the Penguine in HD.
Speaker 1: Penguich is at least penguine? Is that? Did I say penguine?
Speaker 1: I thought, I don't know. I actually don't. You would
Speaker 1: have watched you want to watch that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I mean, isn't that like not? Isn't it? People like that?
Speaker 1: What do you mean well, you said it in a
Speaker 1: way it's like something like punishment. No, exactly. It's actually
Speaker 1: a pretty endearing movie, like what's happening? You wouldn't y'all
Speaker 1: are crazy. I'd be like, I'd pay you, I'd paid
Speaker 1: a four dollars for.
Speaker 3: I'd rather see like the jack off thing, like the
Speaker 3: presidents who can bust first because they're old and like
Speaker 3: probably impotent.
Speaker 1: I would rather see girls squirting. What I want to
Speaker 1: see old dicks.
Speaker 2: Also, you're gay, So that's why you no to me,
Speaker 2: because I want to women squirty. I want to see
Speaker 2: Jimmy Carter money. I want to see that's kind of funny.
Speaker 2: It's kind of funny, is it. It's a little funny.
Speaker 1: It's one of the ones that's debilitating and they almost
Speaker 1: fall down and pass out. That shi. It's hilarious because
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're doing you're clearly not doing son right.
Speaker 2: I just pictured Hillary Clinton, But don't do that.
Speaker 1: Don't do it? Sorry, yeah, maybe not current. Don't you
Speaker 1: dare go there?
Speaker 3: Avoid So we're talking about like, well he said in
Speaker 3: the nineties, Hillary Clinton, the nineties is still kind of
Speaker 3: fucking old.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about like like mid eighties.
Speaker 3: Look, Kamala, I can do that. Nineties Kamala. She actually
Speaker 3: kind of fire back in the day.
Speaker 1: Not kind of she was hot. She was pretty fire,
Speaker 1: too hot.
Speaker 3: Even what she had like she had her like haircut
Speaker 3: when it was like kind of ill, short.
Speaker 1: Hair cut cut hair, girl short hair, short hair, short hair.
Speaker 1: I don't get it.
Speaker 2: I don't understand.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? You mean a man you start bleeding,
Speaker 1: start bleeding, to start bleeding.
Speaker 2: That's like a creepy foster.
Speaker 1: Wait, we've been doing this for almost now.
Speaker 4: I've been trying. I had reach, but she had flexibility.
Speaker 4: You telling me babies found this oil? I fucking hated uh, Derek.
Speaker 4: The song The Touch was written and performed by Stan Bush,
Speaker 4: not America.
Speaker 1: Show some respect. I don't know what any of that is.
Speaker 4: I don't remember that conversation happening. What the bush we
Speaker 4: were talking about, Stan Bush?
Speaker 1: No, we were talking about the Transformers movie You got
Speaker 1: the Touch in what? Okay? I forgot you, baby flower.
Speaker 3: The last time I seen that I was a kid.
Speaker 3: So shut the fuck up, you stupid punk ass bitch.
Speaker 4: Damn Hunter Dubois forty brother, I'm gay by Frank gay Natra.
Speaker 1: I wanted my Nico block. Is that a Star Wars character,
Speaker 1: Nico belly black.
Speaker 2: That's what it says, ego black, and that's that's that's
Speaker 2: that's that sucks so cool, that sucks in a way.
Speaker 2: That's so like I would have never thought to.
Speaker 1: Even do that. You know, so stupid, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 4: Hey dude, you may be hard kissed my penis to
Speaker 4: make it wetter. The gatles rise against is the use
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Speaker 4: go where everybody knows you're gay by not Bump Bump
Speaker 4: and the homeies.
Speaker 2: Fuck your face, poop poopy possum. Uh.
Speaker 1: I just heard the next one, touching the Bump b movie.
Speaker 1: I didn't see Bumblebee.
Speaker 2: I didn't see it is the last one I got
Speaker 2: to watch Swingy Showers and Sneakers.
Speaker 1: I forgot about it. I forgot about that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, welcome back, No way, I'm hanging out with a
Speaker 4: couple of gooners. I'm just here so I don't get killed. Yeah,
Speaker 4: welcome See my threats are working. Nice British people come
Speaker 4: then be like what's old as saying? Big Dick Randy
Speaker 4: pulled out twenty years late. And this in this and
Speaker 4: in the sloppiest way possible, called that bitch Afghanistan.
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Speaker 2: That Cat Williams is right.
Speaker 4: These big dick devians are all getting caught in twenty
Speaker 4: twenty four.
Speaker 3: I mean he was right about some shit, yeah, but
Speaker 3: also wrong about all I didn't say something I had.
Speaker 2: They were like pixies and the radio towers making people faggots.
Speaker 2: I swear to god that was really.
Speaker 1: Don't remember that well, I don't know. I saw it
Speaker 1: on Twit wouldn't be surprised I heard this.
Speaker 2: I swear to god, I saw this. I saw this
Speaker 2: on Twitter a little bit. I saw it on Twitter.
Speaker 1: I don't know how.
Speaker 3: Really people only remember this stuff. That's correct, that's what
Speaker 3: that's what That's what happens without jokes.
Speaker 2: Sorry saying the f slur. But I'm honorary, I'm honorarily gay.
Speaker 1: I think I feel like I think we all are respectful.
Speaker 1: But at the same time, continue, how's that disrespectful? Continue?
Speaker 1: Let's get speaking your point? What's it?
Speaker 2: I don't know what's disrespectful?
Speaker 1: But no, what am I talking about? I'm crazy?
Speaker 2: Just let's go you black Actually.
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Speaker 2: fucking white dude. That's like punk ass black bitch. He's
Speaker 2: in the car, He's in the car. He's gonna pull
Speaker 2: it up. I think I've ever seen it. He did.
Speaker 4: He wearing justin Bieber's mouth like a Hockering you transform
Speaker 4: Gremlin Craig the Canadian Sweeney has undiagnosed Pica. Pika, But Pika?
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Speaker 1: We have four days to live? You have head pigeons
Speaker 1: go to the nurse's office, Peons.
Speaker 2: Is this Chet Hanks?
Speaker 1: It's pre Chet? Well, this is Chad Hanks, little audio
Speaker 1: che Hawks? What does the start? What's the what was
Speaker 1: that breaking bag? A bunch? You gotta find it in
Speaker 1: the middle. They got rid of it about it. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what this is. I love
Speaker 1: that there's something about a white man saying nigga that's
Speaker 1: horrifying to me. Horror like a white man that's confident
Speaker 1: saying the N word, but the soft a is scary.
Speaker 3: I'm always terrified by the white boys that are in
Speaker 3: like the hood. So like when I was living in
Speaker 3: South Central and there'd be these white dudes like just shirtless.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, off, don't you up the pole on me? Actually, seriously,
Speaker 1: you're just a crazy guy that just like they adopted you,
Speaker 1: like you would have done if you were not in
Speaker 1: the hood. But you're not.
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Speaker 4: how to Tack your dead horse? Uh three x oh
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Speaker 4: You for a feeling of being on HRT for seven
Speaker 4: months and a penis shrink from six systes to an
Speaker 4: erect to a four inches erect.
Speaker 1: Damn is that what happened?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 2: Some people's it's interesting because that's like a lot to
Speaker 2: certain people. This is like a wind whisper. Yeah, that
Speaker 2: is a win perspective.
Speaker 3: They're on, right, So they're on probably estrogen magic. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 3: so that's interesting though, So why. Well, So here's the
Speaker 3: interesting thing. I know that if you take disaster as
Speaker 3: a as a woman, as a biological female, yeah, you
Speaker 3: can start growing and larging. So I guess maybe as possible.
Speaker 3: But why is my pen's not growing? I've been on testostera.
Speaker 1: Where does the skin? My thing is where you taken
Speaker 1: though my thing? Yeah, I gotta like up it. My
Speaker 1: thing is where does the skin go? Skin grows? Boy?
Speaker 2: No, where does the skin go?
Speaker 3: If it goes away, it'll retract a little bit, but
Speaker 3: not all the way.
Speaker 2: How does it go away?
Speaker 1: Though? Magic? I feel like if you're taking take enough
Speaker 1: of it, and you're jacking your dick violently, your dick
Speaker 1: will have to grow. I think that just that just
Speaker 1: makes sense, maybe a little bit magic gathering. You were
Speaker 1: thinking forever on that. You were like, that's not the
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Speaker 4: just the uh, just the two of us.
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Speaker 1: in the Middle East, just the two of us, and
Speaker 1: only there was four million things we could have done
Speaker 1: to avoid this.
Speaker 2: Every wrong decision.
Speaker 1: Literally, they killed the guy, the leader of the group,
Speaker 1: and they killed three hundred people and then what what
Speaker 1: what did Kamala Harrison, Joe Biden do, hey man commend them?
Speaker 2: It would have been Look, it's the.
Speaker 1: Same, commend them.
Speaker 2: You ain't getting You ain't getting anything but that for anybody,
Speaker 2: those dirty Jews.
Speaker 1: Even Ronald Reagan when they the other time, he was like, hey, stop.
Speaker 3: Listen, fat, they got to defend themselves.
Speaker 1: Look fat, they paid for my house.
Speaker 3: I mean, never mind calling someone like fat as a pejorative,
Speaker 3: like like now.
Speaker 2: Sorry, proper noun, pejorative exclamation.
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Speaker 2: You need to who are listening listen to fat? Whoa hopy?
Speaker 1: Won't you blow me?
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Speaker 4: four hundred and thirty five thousand, one hundred and thirty
Speaker 4: ants in the shape of a human welcome aboard eight million.
Speaker 2: Four hundred thirty five thirty ants.
Speaker 1: Noticed you guys laugh. They're all laughing, you guys.
Speaker 2: They're all giggling up a storm at the New Ellen
Speaker 2: DeGeneres special. Oh yeah, I didn't actually watch what happened.
Speaker 1: I didn't watch I didn't watch.
Speaker 4: It, but like there's a point where she's like, I'm
Speaker 4: a strong I'm an I'm a strong woman, and and
Speaker 4: then like it's just like a minute straight of just
Speaker 4: oh like people like in the yeah, in the crowds
Speaker 4: being like yeah, clapping, and I'm like, that's not that's
Speaker 4: not a joke. But like, I mean, god, bless I
Speaker 4: guess is there was it followed up with anything?
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe, but am I gonna watch it?
Speaker 1: Am I gonna go see? Am I gonna verify?
Speaker 2: No? Yes, I'm gonna sit through a fucking Ellen Degenerous
Speaker 2: comedy special.
Speaker 1: I didn't like her when people liked her, I've never
Speaker 1: I didn't get it. I never got it why people
Speaker 1: like hy I'm lesbian. It's like cool, I love it
Speaker 1: and me his screaming a crowd our sinny old dyke,
Speaker 1: So this dog did a backflip.
Speaker 2: Now it's on my show.
Speaker 1: That's basically what she was.
Speaker 4: She really was like, if something vaguely interesting, if something
Speaker 4: even vaguely amusing happened, Ellen was there to.
Speaker 2: Like over worship it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you said, damn Daniel at his shoes? What
Speaker 1: what inspired you.
Speaker 5: To do this?
Speaker 1: Right? That's right?
Speaker 2: That well, and I just sort of did it.
Speaker 1: That you got signs of the audience. I mean if
Speaker 1: it's I mean, hey man, that's just what it is.
Speaker 1: It is what it is? Okay, what it is? What
Speaker 1: are you going through?
Speaker 6: What she was?
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Speaker 2: and then I read it out loud, I was like.
Speaker 1: Ah, I read it again. I was like brilliant. It's
Speaker 1: really good.
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Speaker 3: like three dollars.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that's necessarily true. It's definitely like
Speaker 4: I don't know, it's not necessarily my cup of tea.
Speaker 4: I have the first one, but I never actually played.
Speaker 2: I looked for someone made a third person view of
Speaker 2: but you know they hacked it, and like it's so
Speaker 2: because you know, like first person obviously isn't made for
Speaker 2: third person, so the fucking legs are completely stationary.
Speaker 3: And the way he's swinging is it's the funniest yeah
Speaker 3: kind of come so like yeah, because it's just like, yeah,
Speaker 3: so like where they're swinging, the body is stationary, but
Speaker 3: the arms are fucking flailing.
Speaker 4: That sh It's so funny. It's funny to like. But
Speaker 4: that's what always kind of blew my mind about what
Speaker 4: was confusing to me about that. It was like I
Speaker 4: would see videos of that, right, like it's like this
Speaker 4: is how your player model looks in you know, fucking
Speaker 4: doom or whatever, and just it's like a pair of
Speaker 4: legs that are like squished a little bit, and then
Speaker 4: like the camera it's like weirdly above the arms, and
Speaker 4: the arms are like disconnected, and it's like almost like
Speaker 4: reverse ray Man in some way, where like the body's
Speaker 4: gone but it's just the arms. But then like you
Speaker 4: see game like Halo where it's like, no, it's just.
Speaker 1: Normal, right. I wonder why.
Speaker 2: I wonder what the I don't know. I wonder what
Speaker 2: the like, what the difference is.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think he just preferred it like that.
Speaker 1: They didn't want to be like, yeah, it's like this, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I zoom out real quick.
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