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Speaker 2: So an interesting situation has come to light regarding Sports
Speaker 2: Illustrated and its swimsuit issue.
Speaker 1: What now this is like when Playboy decided to go
Speaker 1: to go to bikinis.
Speaker 2: Come on, you're not expecting this news. Trust me when
Speaker 2: I tell you this. Okay, First off, little background. We
Speaker 2: know Sports Illustrated has gone through a little bit of
Speaker 2: an issue as of late. In fact, it looked like
Speaker 2: they were going to completely cease to exist for a
Speaker 2: while until they got purchased by a new owner who
Speaker 2: was the billionaire who runs Five Hour Energy. He scooped
Speaker 2: that up back in twenty twenty three. However, a staff
Speaker 2: revolt led to a new company taking over this past March,
Speaker 2: and in the interim where all of these ownership changes
Speaker 2: have happened. Every time there's an ownership change, the new
Speaker 2: ownership takes possession of all the assets of the publication.
Speaker 2: One of those assets is a private collection of polaroid
Speaker 2: photographs from over the years of many of the top
Speaker 2: models in various states of undress. None of these pictures
Speaker 2: have been published in any of the previous sports illustrated
Speaker 2: issues over the years. That's what they're doing. But the
Speaker 2: collect I don't know. No one knows where they're at.
Speaker 2: Have they been stolen, have they gone missing? Are they
Speaker 2: going to show up for the highest bidder on the
Speaker 2: dark web? I don't know. Some sick has got them
Speaker 2: in as grips. Well in one grip and then the
Speaker 2: other grip is you know, the groove grip. What In
Speaker 2: case you're thinking this, I'm going to just say it
Speaker 2: out loud, why do these pictures even exist? Because these
Speaker 2: wholaroids of swimsuit models in various states of undress.
Speaker 1: Because things used to be a lot different than they
Speaker 1: are now. That's why, uh huh, think about it. Oh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do a polari just so I can hold
Speaker 1: that and then get an idea of what we want
Speaker 1: to do. I could see the sick I was saying it.
Speaker 1: These exist.
Speaker 2: Obviously, you're saying exactly what I thought you would say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I believe you. I think things were different back then,
Speaker 1: and they they agreed to take the pictures back then.
Speaker 2: You know some of these are also of Martha Stort
Speaker 2: and Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 1: I'm all right without that I don't need to see
Speaker 1: Martha's biscuits. M hmm.
Speaker 2: This, I would have to say, is a What in
Speaker 2: the world took so long for this to happen. Coca
Speaker 2: Cola and Bacardi are launching a ready to drink cocktail.
Speaker 2: They've already had coke, Cola and Jack in hand. That's
Speaker 2: been around for a while now. Coca Cola and Baccarty
Speaker 2: Rob and Coke. Although it won't be launched here in
Speaker 2: the United States, you gonna launch it in Mexico and
Speaker 2: select European markets next year.
Speaker 1: Probably because they don't want to mess up agreements they
Speaker 1: had with maybe the other one, you know, like to
Speaker 1: have one.
Speaker 2: But you're talking Jack and Coke, Baccarty, Roman Coke, doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: You're talking booze, booze pet if it's a uh Millericors,
Speaker 1: bud and whatever, you have one or the other when
Speaker 1: it comes to sponsor rights, and Coca Cola signs some stuff,
Speaker 1: I guarantee it. Jack. You think in this you have
Speaker 1: one booze out there? Earthday Birthday? What do we do?
Speaker 1: You have one prominent booze?
Speaker 2: Okay, I guess the message here is those of you
Speaker 2: who have made Coca Cola and baccarty make we'll have
Speaker 2: to carry on as usual. Yeah, a little extra manual labor.
Speaker 1: Unless you going to Mexico. But it's not worth it.
Speaker 1: I mean, you lose your head over rum and coke.
Speaker 1: No exactly, and people are, you know, screaming to get
Speaker 1: out of there. So why would you want to go?
Speaker 1: By the way, we'd probably have a trip to give
Speaker 1: away her next week. That would be our luck, I know.
Speaker 1: So they said, I want to see Kate Upton's polarids.
Speaker 1: They probably exist. Oh, I guarantee it. And then there's this.
Speaker 2: I could try to explain it, but you can look
Speaker 2: at the video we're sharing on our Facebook page. A
Speaker 2: woman in Thailand was wrapped up by a thirteen to
Speaker 2: sixteen foot long python and was stuck in the grip
Speaker 2: of the python for nearly two hours before first responders
Speaker 2: were able to pry the thing off of her with
Speaker 2: a crowbar. Then they beat it over the head with
Speaker 2: the crowbar. Yeah, wouldn't you.
Speaker 1: If it has her in his its grips, wouldn't you
Speaker 1: just put a gun to its head and put it
Speaker 1: out like that?
Speaker 2: I don't She's in thailanded. Look from the looks of
Speaker 2: the setting she's in. I'm not quite sure she has
Speaker 2: tons of modern amenities, had an arms reach, much less
Speaker 2: a gun?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that I didn't think about that, because the
Speaker 1: python probably crept into her mud hut or whatever.
Speaker 2: And I don't know gun laws in Thailand, so I
Speaker 2: can't speak to any of your questions.
Speaker 1: Maybe the cane, they'd take care. I know they beat
Speaker 1: it with a crowbar. You'd expect a cane, all right, Listen,
Speaker 1: we're not snake people. No, yeah, I don't mind them.
Speaker 1: I mean I grew I grew up being a snake dude,
Speaker 1: catching them, but not not dropped riding around on a
Speaker 1: bike with it around my neck.
Speaker 2: You're thinking she had a Thailand cane. Isn't that a
Speaker 2: Singapore cane? I don't know one of the other. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the same deal. How do you We're not snake guys,
Speaker 2: so we don't I don't know the answer to this.
Speaker 2: At thirteen to six teen foot snake just all of
Speaker 2: a sudden wrap shop. Yeah, isn't that kind of a
Speaker 2: slower process.
Speaker 1: I was probably sleeping, like I said, sleeping in the
Speaker 1: hut or whatever. Because you said the surroundings, I haven't looked.
Speaker 1: You said Jr. Facebook papers, it's there. I've not looked
Speaker 1: at the surroundings yet, her surroundings that you spoke about,
Speaker 1: but when you said that, it made me think of
Speaker 1: someplace it was a little bit backwards. And uh, I
Speaker 1: mean she's probably just.
Speaker 2: I think it's short of a mud hut Bob. I
Speaker 2: mean it does look like she has whatever a thatch play.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is, but they need to
Speaker 2: do a hunt there. Oh wow, it's very strange.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I mean, it's not really much better than
Speaker 1: the hut I was speaking of.
Speaker 2: Had had there been no available first responders, this would
Speaker 2: have not ended. Well. Noah, I'm assuming.
Speaker 1: I'm looking good. God, Singapore hast I don't know their
Speaker 1: gun laws either, but the cops used the crowbars, so
Speaker 1: I don't know. Dude, bandsaw, is she naked? Yah? Stop?
Speaker 1: What did you say a band saw? Yeah? Just waiting
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