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<v Speaker 1>Shordage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology.

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<v Speaker 2>Would let chin taco one O one one double jr

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<v Speaker 2>R At your freaking idiots. All right, This hour is

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<v Speaker 2>brought to you by JR R's Talk Back to Rock Weekend,

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<v Speaker 2>where you will be able to have a shot to

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<v Speaker 2>win metallic tickets all weekend long here on JR. Better

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<v Speaker 2>kick off at three this afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'll be at that M seventy two tour. We

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<v Speaker 1>also have those tickets during our show this morning. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>that uh, listening for a double dose again from us. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometime before ten o'clock, we'll do back to back Metallica

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<v Speaker 2>tunes and when the second track begins, we'll open up

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<v Speaker 2>the phones and we'll take the caller M seventy two

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<v Speaker 2>as in the M seventy two World Tour. Four oh

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<v Speaker 2>seven nine one six one oh one one is the

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<v Speaker 2>phone number if you wanted to.

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<v Speaker 1>Jot that down when the second Metallica song.

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<v Speaker 2>Starts, and yeah, you can chill for now because we're

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<v Speaker 2>rolling into Idiotology.

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<v Speaker 1>So metallic tickets on our show today. Metallica tickets all

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<v Speaker 1>weekend starting at three, and then we have them all

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<v Speaker 1>next week during our show. Yes we do, because that's

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<v Speaker 1>just that's what we do your Metallica station.

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<v Speaker 2>So an interesting situation has come to light regarding Sports

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<v Speaker 2>Illustrated and its swimsuit issue.

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<v Speaker 1>What now this is like when Playboy decided to go

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<v Speaker 1>to go to bikinis.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, you're not expecting this news. Trust me when

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you this. Okay, First off, little background. We

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<v Speaker 2>know Sports Illustrated has gone through a little bit of

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<v Speaker 2>an issue as of late. In fact, it looked like

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<v Speaker 2>they were going to completely cease to exist for a

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<v Speaker 2>while until they got purchased by a new owner who

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<v Speaker 2>was the billionaire who runs Five Hour Energy. He scooped

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<v Speaker 2>that up back in twenty twenty three. However, a staff

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<v Speaker 2>revolt led to a new company taking over this past March,

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<v Speaker 2>and in the interim where all of these ownership changes

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<v Speaker 2>have happened. Every time there's an ownership change, the new

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<v Speaker 2>ownership takes possession of all the assets of the publication.

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<v Speaker 2>One of those assets is a private collection of polaroid

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<v Speaker 2>photographs from over the years of many of the top

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<v Speaker 2>models in various states of undress. None of these pictures

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<v Speaker 2>have been published in any of the previous sports illustrated

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<v Speaker 2>issues over the years. That's what they're doing. But the

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<v Speaker 2>collect I don't know. No one knows where they're at.

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<v Speaker 2>Have they been stolen, have they gone missing? Are they

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<v Speaker 2>going to show up for the highest bidder on the

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<v Speaker 2>dark web? I don't know. Some sick has got them

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<v Speaker 2>in as grips. Well in one grip and then the

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<v Speaker 2>other grip is you know, the groove grip. What In

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<v Speaker 2>case you're thinking this, I'm going to just say it

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<v Speaker 2>out loud, why do these pictures even exist? Because these

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<v Speaker 2>wholaroids of swimsuit models in various states of undress.

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<v Speaker 1>Because things used to be a lot different than they

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<v Speaker 1>are now. That's why, uh huh, think about it. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna do a polari just so I can hold

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<v Speaker 1>that and then get an idea of what we want

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<v Speaker 1>to do. I could see the sick I was saying it.

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<v Speaker 1>These exist.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously, you're saying exactly what I thought you would say.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I believe you. I think things were different back then,

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<v Speaker 1>and they they agreed to take the pictures back then.

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<v Speaker 2>You know some of these are also of Martha Stort

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<v Speaker 2>and Kim Kardashian.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all right without that I don't need to see

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<v Speaker 1>Martha's biscuits. M hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>This, I would have to say, is a What in

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<v Speaker 2>the world took so long for this to happen. Coca

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<v Speaker 2>Cola and Bacardi are launching a ready to drink cocktail.

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<v Speaker 2>They've already had coke, Cola and Jack in hand. That's

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<v Speaker 2>been around for a while now. Coca Cola and Baccarty

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<v Speaker 2>Rob and Coke. Although it won't be launched here in

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<v Speaker 2>the United States, you gonna launch it in Mexico and

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<v Speaker 2>select European markets next year.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably because they don't want to mess up agreements they

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<v Speaker 1>had with maybe the other one, you know, like to

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<v Speaker 1>have one.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're talking Jack and Coke, Baccarty, Roman Coke, doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>You're talking booze, booze pet if it's a uh Millericors,

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<v Speaker 1>bud and whatever, you have one or the other when

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<v Speaker 1>it comes to sponsor rights, and Coca Cola signs some stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>I guarantee it. Jack. You think in this you have

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<v Speaker 1>one booze out there? Earthday Birthday? What do we do?

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<v Speaker 1>You have one prominent booze?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I guess the message here is those of you

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<v Speaker 2>who have made Coca Cola and baccarty make we'll have

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<v Speaker 2>to carry on as usual. Yeah, a little extra manual labor.

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<v Speaker 1>Unless you going to Mexico. But it's not worth it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you lose your head over rum and coke.

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<v Speaker 1>No exactly, and people are, you know, screaming to get

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<v Speaker 1>out of there. So why would you want to go?

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, we'd probably have a trip to give

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<v Speaker 1>away her next week. That would be our luck, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>So they said, I want to see Kate Upton's polarids.

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<v Speaker 1>They probably exist. Oh, I guarantee it. And then there's this.

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<v Speaker 2>I could try to explain it, but you can look

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<v Speaker 2>at the video we're sharing on our Facebook page. A

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<v Speaker 2>woman in Thailand was wrapped up by a thirteen to

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<v Speaker 2>sixteen foot long python and was stuck in the grip

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<v Speaker 2>of the python for nearly two hours before first responders

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<v Speaker 2>were able to pry the thing off of her with

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<v Speaker 2>a crowbar. Then they beat it over the head with

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<v Speaker 2>the crowbar. Yeah, wouldn't you.

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<v Speaker 1>If it has her in his its grips, wouldn't you

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<v Speaker 1>just put a gun to its head and put it

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<v Speaker 1>out like that?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't She's in thailanded. Look from the looks of

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<v Speaker 2>the setting she's in. I'm not quite sure she has

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<v Speaker 2>tons of modern amenities, had an arms reach, much less

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<v Speaker 2>a gun?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because that I didn't think about that, because the

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<v Speaker 1>python probably crept into her mud hut or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know gun laws in Thailand, so I

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<v Speaker 2>can't speak to any of your questions.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe the cane, they'd take care. I know they beat

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<v Speaker 1>it with a crowbar. You'd expect a cane, all right, Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not snake people. No, yeah, I don't mind them.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I grew I grew up being a snake dude,

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<v Speaker 1>catching them, but not not dropped riding around on a

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<v Speaker 1>bike with it around my neck.

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<v Speaker 2>You're thinking she had a Thailand cane. Isn't that a

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<v Speaker 2>Singapore cane? I don't know one of the other. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the same deal. How do you We're not snake guys,

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<v Speaker 2>so we don't I don't know the answer to this.

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<v Speaker 2>At thirteen to six teen foot snake just all of

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<v Speaker 2>a sudden wrap shop. Yeah, isn't that kind of a

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<v Speaker 2>slower process.

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<v Speaker 1>I was probably sleeping, like I said, sleeping in the

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<v Speaker 1>hut or whatever. Because you said the surroundings, I haven't looked.

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<v Speaker 1>You said Jr. Facebook papers, it's there. I've not looked

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<v Speaker 1>at the surroundings yet, her surroundings that you spoke about,

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<v Speaker 1>but when you said that, it made me think of

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<v Speaker 1>someplace it was a little bit backwards. And uh, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean she's probably just.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's short of a mud hut Bob. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean it does look like she has whatever a thatch play.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what it is, but they need to

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<v Speaker 2>do a hunt there. Oh wow, it's very strange.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's I mean, it's not really much better than

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<v Speaker 1>the hut I was speaking of.

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<v Speaker 2>Had had there been no available first responders, this would

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<v Speaker 2>have not ended. Well. Noah, I'm assuming.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking good. God, Singapore hast I don't know their

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<v Speaker 1>gun laws either, but the cops used the crowbars, so

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Dude, bandsaw, is she naked? Yah? Stop?

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<v Speaker 1>What did you say a band saw? Yeah? Just waiting

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<v Speaker 2>All right to