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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w JR R. But your freaking idiots I remember,

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be kicking in with our Rock the Bank cash

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<v Speaker 1>giveaways just after nine, So you got that coming up.

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<v Speaker 1>Listening for those keywords enter at WJR dot com. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen minutes left to vote for you say we play it?

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<v Speaker 1>You can do that on the jar Facebook page. That

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<v Speaker 1>might win you Metallica tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, tell us which god'smactoon you want us? Play back

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<v Speaker 2>at nine people play the one with the most votes

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<v Speaker 2>and somebody wins. Just randomly pick for Metallica tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>You got it? Well, can see where this is going

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<v Speaker 1>to cost some problems down at the station house. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>is this the cop and the hooker copp uh Virginia Beach,

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<v Speaker 1>Virginia named Jron Harry kind of had to wrap himself

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<v Speaker 1>out after he hired a hooker who ended up stealing

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<v Speaker 1>his call. Sounds like it was his personal vehicle, not

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<v Speaker 1>his actual squad car. The hooker's name is Alexis Copeland.

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<v Speaker 1>She's twenty years old and she goes by the name

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<v Speaker 1>Dream Taco. She's a nightmare. He met her on an app,

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<v Speaker 1>sent her one hundred bucks through Apple Pay to come

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<v Speaker 1>to his place to well, you know, become more familiar

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<v Speaker 1>with each other. Now. According to the police report that

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<v Speaker 1>had to be taken in the end of all this mess,

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<v Speaker 1>the two laid in bed for a while before agreeing

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<v Speaker 1>to shower together. Jay Ron jumped in the shower, Dream

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<v Speaker 1>never joined him, and when he got out, she was gone.

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<v Speaker 1>So was his car, his wallet, his phone, his keys,

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<v Speaker 1>and his police credentials.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh tell me, she didn't get his gun, his service weapon.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't say anything about that, thank god. He used his neighbor's.

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<v Speaker 1>Phone to call it in, and cops found a Dream

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<v Speaker 1>driving around in his car with some other dude who

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<v Speaker 1>she told with her baby daddy. She claimed. Jayron offered

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<v Speaker 1>to let her use the car, but she also had

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<v Speaker 1>used at least one of his credit cards. She's now

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<v Speaker 1>facing a half dozen charges for grand larceny, fraud, prostitution,

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<v Speaker 1>and other stuff. Meanwhile, jay Ron isn't facing any charges yet.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's uh, well, let's just say he's not a

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<v Speaker 1>cop anymore. They fired They fired him. Yeah, you're unbecoming

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<v Speaker 1>of an officer. Come on, dude, guess I mean think

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<v Speaker 1>about it with only fans and all this stuff. Nowadays,

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<v Speaker 1>it's give the guy, you know what I'm saying, a

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<v Speaker 1>quick suspension and say, don't do stupid stuff. You just

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<v Speaker 1>wanted some booty. He didn't go drive out to find it. No,

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<v Speaker 1>what he did. What he did do, though, was get

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<v Speaker 1>in the shower without her. Yeah know, dude, are you

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<v Speaker 1>gonna leave some woman you paid one hundred dollars via

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<v Speaker 1>Apple pay in bed with all your stuff right there?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, man, Pat, her name's dream. You don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a picture of her or him? Dude, damn it. What's

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<v Speaker 1>his name?

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<v Speaker 2>Jackson?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait? Hold on is Ron? Yeah? J Apostrophe Ron? I

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<v Speaker 1>think I do let me I might have her j

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<v Speaker 1>Ron cop.

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<v Speaker 2>Hampton officer admits to hiring prostitute. Yep, there it is

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<v Speaker 2>Virginia Beach. Virginia.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh whoa what she is not a dream? Oh god? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I just saw this, this red hair. Pat, look at this.

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<v Speaker 2>If I wouldn't even get the shower with her, I'd

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<v Speaker 2>send her to the front door. I'd say, you see

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<v Speaker 2>that door you just walked in. You keep your hundred

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<v Speaker 2>dollars Apple pant get the hell out of here. God, dog,

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<v Speaker 2>she even died the eyebrows red. It's all about accessor

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<v Speaker 2>now this lady right below her, and it's just an

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<v Speaker 2>ad for solar panels or something that one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm being jumping in the shower. Doesn't take much for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I hit a button. Sorry. Nigerians are mourning a woman

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<v Speaker 1>allegedly beheaded by a gospel singer. Wait, run by me again.

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<v Speaker 1>Nigerians are mourning a woman allegedly beheaded by a gospel singer. Allegedly. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>they found the dude with her head walking around.

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<v Speaker 2>So just holding it like this right by the hair.

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<v Speaker 2>That's usually how it is in the movies.

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<v Speaker 1>Police arrested Timilian Ayaji, a gospel singer, on Sunday, with

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<v Speaker 1>the severed head of his victim near a church. Was

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<v Speaker 1>it in a service. He is alleged to have been

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<v Speaker 1>carrying the head in a bag, which drew attention from

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<v Speaker 1>other people. Oh I would say so with other people

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<v Speaker 1>who accosted him before police took over and arrested him.

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<v Speaker 1>Other dismembered parts of the cease body or alleged to

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<v Speaker 1>have been recovered later at his home, so he left

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<v Speaker 1>the other parts at home. And just was walking around

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<v Speaker 1>with her head near church. I guess he had to

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<v Speaker 1>go to work since it was Sunday and he's a

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<v Speaker 1>gospel singer.

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<v Speaker 2>Did he have the head in a bowling ball case

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<v Speaker 2>like normal or do they not bowl over it?

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<v Speaker 1>It just says a bag. I don't know if bowling

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<v Speaker 1>is big in Nigeria. I realized I don't normally is.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, all you need is stone quote. The suspect

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<v Speaker 1>was found with a fresh human head and we got

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<v Speaker 1>to the scene. We rescued him from being mobbed unquote. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're beating the tar out of him. Good. You should

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<v Speaker 1>have seen how Bob world order.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what it's like for their taxpayers or

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<v Speaker 2>if they even pay taxes ever in Nigeria, but you

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<v Speaker 2>don't want these people having to pay for this guy

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<v Speaker 2>who be headed and dismembered a person.

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<v Speaker 1>What you need to do? Let the mob rule. You

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<v Speaker 1>know they could bowl with her head. Well it's in

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<v Speaker 1>the bowling ball bag, which what normally the heads in

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<v Speaker 1>a box? Yeah, so he's, you know, parting with tradition.

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<v Speaker 1>Here know what kind of bag it is?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, like we would normally just have a grocery

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<v Speaker 2>store plastic bag. I'm not gonna name what grocery store.

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<v Speaker 1>One of those. That would probably be how much does

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<v Speaker 1>the average human headway? They'd probably rip a hole in

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<v Speaker 1>the bag and think of tumbling out like a can

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<v Speaker 1>of green beans.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because those bags always have a corner ripped off,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, when you put kitty litter in it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I don't use those for poop pick up anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>because you get mush finger experience, which is no good thumbnail.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, but I mean, I'm gonna google Nigerian bag.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm curious. I mean, is it what I just think bags?

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<v Speaker 1>A bag? Dude?

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen their runners. That head's not that heavy. Bag's

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<v Speaker 2>not a bag.

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<v Speaker 1>Different countries have different things. Pounds maybe free. Oh wow,

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<v Speaker 1>they got some stylish stuff going on over there, made

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<v Speaker 1>out of animals killed on a safari. Oh look, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like an island bag. I don't think he's carrying that around.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a purse. All right. They're up to date. That's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>This is kind of embarrassing. About six months since the

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<v Speaker 1>Olympic Games were in Paris, right, well over one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>Olympic medalists say that they're the medals they won are deteriorating.

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<v Speaker 1>I have some they're like the cheap French you. It's unconfirmed,

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<v Speaker 1>but apparently three people the mint in France where these

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<v Speaker 1>were made have been dismissed. I bet if it was

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<v Speaker 1>SIGs you were giving those athletes, they'd be made perfectly.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to the JR Facebook page the Frenchman. Click in

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<v Speaker 1>there you can see what the deteriorated opic medal these things.

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<v Speaker 1>The one I'm looking at here looks it's like a

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<v Speaker 1>rusty tin roof. You know you see a rusty tin roof.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of what the metal looks like. It's only

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<v Speaker 1>been six months, like my daughter's cars. Yes, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>With that hold on the listeners always tell us what

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<v Speaker 2>it is metal. No, it's called a patina patino in it.

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<v Speaker 1>They did say they are going to replace the medals

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<v Speaker 1>for the Olympians who are having this situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, too little, too late. I trained my whole life,

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<v Speaker 2>I shaved my legs for swimming. I put on that

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<v Speaker 2>ball hugger, and you're giving me a crappy metal, you Frenchman.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said with the j Ron Virginia is for lovers.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that.

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<v Speaker 2>You always see it that's what he should have said.

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<v Speaker 2>He she said, Man, Virginia's for lovers. I haven't had

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<v Speaker 2>one in a while, so I was showering up with her.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, somebody else said if the dude, if the dude

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<v Speaker 1>with the head threw it to you, would you catch it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going I'm not catching it. Oh god, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Well let's move on from that one. They go to

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<v Speaker 2>this text at two two five, two six. You just

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<v Speaker 2>need to double baggage somebody else eight pound as a

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<v Speaker 2>human head.

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<v Speaker 1>We have some. I bet mine's more than eight pounds.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, you got a twelve pound or you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like turkeys during Thanksgiving. You got a freaking butter ball

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<v Speaker 2>on your shoulders. Bro, you're here, you're just stuffing that.

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<v Speaker 1>R R Orlando's rock station,