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Speaker 1: to cost some problems down at the station house. Oh
Speaker 1: is this the cop and the hooker copp uh Virginia Beach,
Speaker 1: Virginia named Jron Harry kind of had to wrap himself
Speaker 1: out after he hired a hooker who ended up stealing
Speaker 1: his call. Sounds like it was his personal vehicle, not
Speaker 1: his actual squad car. The hooker's name is Alexis Copeland.
Speaker 1: She's twenty years old and she goes by the name
Speaker 1: Dream Taco. She's a nightmare. He met her on an app,
Speaker 1: sent her one hundred bucks through Apple Pay to come
Speaker 1: to his place to well, you know, become more familiar
Speaker 1: with each other. Now. According to the police report that
Speaker 1: had to be taken in the end of all this mess,
Speaker 1: the two laid in bed for a while before agreeing
Speaker 1: to shower together. Jay Ron jumped in the shower, Dream
Speaker 1: never joined him, and when he got out, she was gone.
Speaker 1: So was his car, his wallet, his phone, his keys,
Speaker 1: and his police credentials.
Speaker 2: Oh tell me, she didn't get his gun, his service weapon.
Speaker 2: Doesn't say anything about that, thank god. He used his neighbor's.
Speaker 1: Phone to call it in, and cops found a Dream
Speaker 1: driving around in his car with some other dude who
Speaker 1: she told with her baby daddy. She claimed. Jayron offered
Speaker 1: to let her use the car, but she also had
Speaker 1: used at least one of his credit cards. She's now
Speaker 1: facing a half dozen charges for grand larceny, fraud, prostitution,
Speaker 1: and other stuff. Meanwhile, jay Ron isn't facing any charges yet.
Speaker 1: But he's uh, well, let's just say he's not a
Speaker 1: cop anymore. They fired They fired him. Yeah, you're unbecoming
Speaker 1: of an officer. Come on, dude, guess I mean think
Speaker 1: about it with only fans and all this stuff. Nowadays,
Speaker 1: it's give the guy, you know what I'm saying, a
Speaker 1: quick suspension and say, don't do stupid stuff. You just
Speaker 1: wanted some booty. He didn't go drive out to find it. No,
Speaker 1: what he did. What he did do, though, was get
Speaker 1: in the shower without her. Yeah know, dude, are you
Speaker 1: gonna leave some woman you paid one hundred dollars via
Speaker 1: Apple pay in bed with all your stuff right there?
Speaker 1: Come on, man, Pat, her name's dream. You don't have
Speaker 1: a picture of her or him? Dude, damn it. What's
Speaker 1: his name?
Speaker 2: Jackson?
Speaker 1: Wait? Hold on is Ron? Yeah? J Apostrophe Ron? I
Speaker 1: think I do let me I might have her j
Speaker 1: Ron cop.
Speaker 2: Hampton officer admits to hiring prostitute. Yep, there it is
Speaker 2: Virginia Beach. Virginia.
Speaker 1: Uh whoa what she is not a dream? Oh god? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just saw this, this red hair. Pat, look at this.
Speaker 2: If I wouldn't even get the shower with her, I'd
Speaker 2: send her to the front door. I'd say, you see
Speaker 2: that door you just walked in. You keep your hundred
Speaker 2: dollars Apple pant get the hell out of here. God, dog,
Speaker 2: she even died the eyebrows red. It's all about accessor
Speaker 2: now this lady right below her, and it's just an
Speaker 2: ad for solar panels or something that one.
Speaker 1: I'm being jumping in the shower. Doesn't take much for you.
Speaker 1: I hit a button. Sorry. Nigerians are mourning a woman
Speaker 1: allegedly beheaded by a gospel singer. Wait, run by me again.
Speaker 1: Nigerians are mourning a woman allegedly beheaded by a gospel singer. Allegedly. Now,
Speaker 1: they found the dude with her head walking around.
Speaker 2: So just holding it like this right by the hair.
Speaker 2: That's usually how it is in the movies.
Speaker 1: Police arrested Timilian Ayaji, a gospel singer, on Sunday, with
Speaker 1: the severed head of his victim near a church. Was
Speaker 1: it in a service. He is alleged to have been
Speaker 1: carrying the head in a bag, which drew attention from
Speaker 1: other people. Oh I would say so with other people
Speaker 1: who accosted him before police took over and arrested him.
Speaker 1: Other dismembered parts of the cease body or alleged to
Speaker 1: have been recovered later at his home, so he left
Speaker 1: the other parts at home. And just was walking around
Speaker 1: with her head near church. I guess he had to
Speaker 1: go to work since it was Sunday and he's a
Speaker 1: gospel singer.
Speaker 2: Did he have the head in a bowling ball case
Speaker 2: like normal or do they not bowl over it?
Speaker 1: It just says a bag. I don't know if bowling
Speaker 1: is big in Nigeria. I realized I don't normally is.
Speaker 1: You know, all you need is stone quote. The suspect
Speaker 1: was found with a fresh human head and we got
Speaker 1: to the scene. We rescued him from being mobbed unquote. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're beating the tar out of him. Good. You should
Speaker 1: have seen how Bob world order.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it's like for their taxpayers or
Speaker 2: if they even pay taxes ever in Nigeria, but you
Speaker 2: don't want these people having to pay for this guy
Speaker 2: who be headed and dismembered a person.
Speaker 1: What you need to do? Let the mob rule. You
Speaker 1: know they could bowl with her head. Well it's in
Speaker 1: the bowling ball bag, which what normally the heads in
Speaker 1: a box? Yeah, so he's, you know, parting with tradition.
Speaker 1: Here know what kind of bag it is?
Speaker 2: You know, like we would normally just have a grocery
Speaker 2: store plastic bag. I'm not gonna name what grocery store.
Speaker 1: One of those. That would probably be how much does
Speaker 1: the average human headway? They'd probably rip a hole in
Speaker 1: the bag and think of tumbling out like a can
Speaker 1: of green beans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because those bags always have a corner ripped off,
Speaker 2: you know, when you put kitty litter in it.
Speaker 1: That's why I don't use those for poop pick up anymore,
Speaker 1: because you get mush finger experience, which is no good thumbnail.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, but I mean, I'm gonna google Nigerian bag.
Speaker 2: I'm curious. I mean, is it what I just think bags?
Speaker 1: A bag? Dude?
Speaker 2: I've seen their runners. That head's not that heavy. Bag's
Speaker 2: not a bag.
Speaker 1: Different countries have different things. Pounds maybe free. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: they got some stylish stuff going on over there, made
Speaker 1: out of animals killed on a safari. Oh look, it's
Speaker 1: like an island bag. I don't think he's carrying that around.
Speaker 1: That's a purse. All right. They're up to date. That's cool.
Speaker 1: This is kind of embarrassing. About six months since the
Speaker 1: Olympic Games were in Paris, right, well over one hundred
Speaker 1: Olympic medalists say that they're the medals they won are deteriorating.
Speaker 1: I have some they're like the cheap French you. It's unconfirmed,
Speaker 1: but apparently three people the mint in France where these
Speaker 1: were made have been dismissed. I bet if it was
Speaker 1: SIGs you were giving those athletes, they'd be made perfectly.
Speaker 1: Go to the JR Facebook page the Frenchman. Click in
Speaker 1: there you can see what the deteriorated opic medal these things.
Speaker 1: The one I'm looking at here looks it's like a
Speaker 1: rusty tin roof. You know you see a rusty tin roof.
Speaker 1: It's kind of what the metal looks like. It's only
Speaker 1: been six months, like my daughter's cars. Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2: With that hold on the listeners always tell us what
Speaker 2: it is metal. No, it's called a patina patino in it.
Speaker 1: They did say they are going to replace the medals
Speaker 1: for the Olympians who are having this situation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, too little, too late. I trained my whole life,
Speaker 2: I shaved my legs for swimming. I put on that
Speaker 2: ball hugger, and you're giving me a crappy metal, you Frenchman.
Speaker 2: Somebody said with the j Ron Virginia is for lovers.
Speaker 1: You know that.
Speaker 2: You always see it that's what he should have said.
Speaker 2: He she said, Man, Virginia's for lovers. I haven't had
Speaker 2: one in a while, so I was showering up with her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody else said if the dude, if the dude
Speaker 1: with the head threw it to you, would you catch it.
Speaker 2: I'm not going I'm not catching it. Oh god, Okay,
Speaker 2: Well let's move on from that one. They go to
Speaker 2: this text at two two five, two six. You just
Speaker 2: need to double baggage somebody else eight pound as a
Speaker 2: human head.
Speaker 1: We have some. I bet mine's more than eight pounds.
Speaker 2: Oh god, you got a twelve pound or you know,
Speaker 2: like turkeys during Thanksgiving. You got a freaking butter ball
Speaker 2: on your shoulders. Bro, you're here, you're just stuffing that.
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