Speaker 1: What up? I wis sports dot com.
Speaker 2: In this co lof smash like and being friend Ship
Speaker 2: dream chair Chris, I sent you a video in slack, Nick,
Speaker 2: I need some confirmation on this. I've been trying to
Speaker 2: click on the link to see it. Could this could
Speaker 2: be an April Fools.
Speaker 1: It's not April Fools from me. I may have been
Speaker 1: April fools.
Speaker 3: Did you get got easy? That would officially mean season.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you get on April Fool's Day, it's on
Speaker 1: for sure. Do you want me to play it? Do
Speaker 1: you want to risk it? Play out the video I'm
Speaker 1: getting Watch it? Is it old? One actual line? Actually?
Speaker 2: This is this is the real count. Okay, play the video.
Speaker 2: I'll read as a videos played. Keep keep us unmuted.
Speaker 2: It's from w w J unmuted. That's what he said.
Speaker 3: Call confirmed.
Speaker 1: All right, so you uh. It's breaking news.
Speaker 2: A member of the Michigan Wolverines basketball team needed medical
Speaker 2: attention as the team prepared to depart for the Final
Speaker 2: Four this afternoon. From an arbor sources an allergic reaction.
Speaker 2: Players said to be fine expected to join the team later.
Speaker 2: The player in question was.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you try to take out the dude? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all the good the I like apple Pie. I'm looking
Speaker 1: why that was weird? Love that was very weird. Well
Speaker 1: was great. Hopefully it's okay. Uh, that can be very scary.
Speaker 4: I don't have any allergies, but I've seen people have
Speaker 4: allergic reactions to stuff.
Speaker 1: Have you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's terrifying. It's pretty scary. Yeah, like their throat
Speaker 4: like it depends. I mean like people have different reactions
Speaker 4: and some people their throat will close up.
Speaker 1: Some people just get hide. I got allergic reactions. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm allergic if they're lavender in your perfume.
Speaker 5: Oh no, that's like, uh, what's that actor who does
Speaker 5: that ship?
Speaker 1: Pedro Pascal. Pedro Pascal is allergic to air.
Speaker 4: But it can be very scary and uh but obviously
Speaker 4: very manageable. So it sounds like it wasn't too bad
Speaker 4: and he's gonna be okay and he'll join the team,
Speaker 4: you know, tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Probably.
Speaker 2: It's crazy that they rolled him out like he was
Speaker 2: like Travesty said, apple Pie.
Speaker 1: Everything's gonna be fine, you.
Speaker 4: Know, all joking aside. I'm sure he's gonna be fine
Speaker 4: if it was just an allergic reaction. It's obviously something
Speaker 4: he's dealt with probably for a majority of his life.
Speaker 1: So uh, and it's not something that is too like tasking.
Speaker 4: So hopefully he gets his you know, he gets a shot,
Speaker 4: he gets whatever he needs, and he'll be good to go.
Speaker 2: Nick, you worried at all by the impact the nation
Speaker 2: feels a national championship game, but in the final.
Speaker 6: Four game, season's over. Team's cooked. I don't think we're
Speaker 6: gonna Yeah, we're gonna be fine. I am not gonna
Speaker 6: overreact to this. We have about seventy two hours plus
Speaker 6: until he has to be ready to play. As long
Speaker 6: as it's not like his throat and that gets like
Speaker 6: effective or his lungs, you know, for conditioning sake. Against
Speaker 6: a team like Arizona, I think everything will be just fine.
Speaker 3: Shout out Michigan.
Speaker 6: They've been looking as dominant as they did when they
Speaker 6: were routing top twenty five teams by forty so good
Speaker 6: to good to see the boys rolling and good to
Speaker 6: hear you know Ellie Cado is gonna.
Speaker 1: Be just fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which is a big time.
Speaker 4: Arizona players should have like peanut butter on their hands
Speaker 4: during the game.
Speaker 7: Yeah, brilliant chemical warfare, dude, Like because you can rub
Speaker 7: it intowards dried a little bit, and you don't say
Speaker 7: this is still peanut.
Speaker 4: Butter or just eat eat a p some people it's
Speaker 4: enough to where like you if you eat a peanut
Speaker 4: butter and jelly. Yeah, so you just slam like five
Speaker 4: on crossables right before opening tip helliot.
Speaker 1: Shot just throwing peanuts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, if you're an Arizona fan, I'd look into it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I doubt it's peanut butter, but could be.
Speaker 4: It's a very common algy. Is great, it's a very
Speaker 4: common lergy.
Speaker 2: Uh is there a place in La to get Detroy
Speaker 2: style Pizza's hash couched for twenty.
Speaker 1: Shout out peanut.
Speaker 4: Speaking of peanut butter, did you see what Joy Taylor
Speaker 4: posted on Instagram? Oh my god, she's still got the goods.
Speaker 1: That was uh wow. She I didn't even hear what
Speaker 1: you said, didn't even listen what she said. She's talking
Speaker 1: about Jay, but she is a smoke show man. Shout
Speaker 1: out Joy Taylor.
Speaker 4: We have an executive position waiting for you at Woodburd
Speaker 4: Heavyweights if you ever want an interview, same same same
Speaker 4: hiring process. Oh just kidding. Allegedly allegedly on roadblocks, no
Speaker 4: but not allegedly.
Speaker 1: She looked great on her Instagram video today.
Speaker 2: So you know any good pizza spots in California? You can
Speaker 2: get Detroit style pizza in California.
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, Why would I know that? I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess it's a super chet. Oh, it's a super chat.
Speaker 4: Sorry, happy Cush. Is there any place in LA to
Speaker 4: get Detroit style pizza? I'm sure there is.
Speaker 1: I looked it up Buddies.
Speaker 4: There's no Buddies out there. I'm sure they have a
Speaker 4: spot though. There's one in Korea, so there's gotta.
Speaker 1: Be one, I believe.
Speaker 3: With a Detroit style shoutout, kool Aid.
Speaker 1: You're right, Nick goed.
Speaker 4: Kool Aid did a review with the Detroit Style pizza guy.
Speaker 4: He was there in for the All Star Game.
Speaker 1: Did he give it a good grade? He did?
Speaker 4: He said it was good guys from Detroit, so he
Speaker 4: knows what he's doing. I'm sure if you just google
Speaker 4: Detroit style pizza, some will pop up.
Speaker 2: The doctors evaluated Elliott and he is fine. Mischigan spokesperson
Speaker 2: Tom said in a statement out of an abundance of caution,
Speaker 2: he is receiving medical supervision and will be traveling. So
Speaker 2: good I mean, obviously, I'm thankful he is healthy and safe.
Speaker 1: What Louise ready looks, oh, let's say faded or like
Speaker 1: he's pulling a terry right now. I think he's always
Speaker 1: look like that.
Speaker 2: It's not that the studio make up and lighting doesn't
Speaker 2: have glasses on, probably and it will make up people
Speaker 2: hat the studio. The Detroit Pizza Depot says the goalie monkey.
Speaker 1: There you go to.
Speaker 2: Shout out, shout out and bride, let's see it. Uh,
Speaker 2: just playing fitness to pizza on Monday. Nope, it is
Speaker 2: a good thing.
Speaker 1: That is a good thing. That was kind of crazy,
Speaker 1: I was kind of counterproductive.
Speaker 4: Pizza is like one of the highest caloric things you
Speaker 4: can eat. A lot of bread, a lot of cheese,
Speaker 4: a lot of processed meats. Not that I got anything
Speaker 4: wrong about processed meats. I need more processed meats than
Speaker 4: anybody in this room.
Speaker 1: But I want it.
Speaker 8: I want it.
Speaker 1: I wanted It's for dinner every night, cold meat roll ups.
Speaker 1: Go get the steaks with cheese.
Speaker 4: I got that denison that I just gotta make. I
Speaker 4: just I eat them off my laptop while I'm editing.
Speaker 2: Boy Dinner, Boy Dinner, and then my sweet treats of
Speaker 2: protein shakes. You know, do you see a story about
Speaker 2: the Browns head coach.
Speaker 4: He didn't show up to the picture because he's getting
Speaker 4: his haircut for the pictures.
Speaker 2: No definite the coaches picture. The Browns who head coach
Speaker 2: Tom Munkin didn't make it because he was getting his
Speaker 2: haircut for the picture. As the most brown ship the
Speaker 2: season to you started, yet that is.
Speaker 1: Some very brown shit.
Speaker 4: They're yeah there, I mean, at least we're not that,
Speaker 4: you know, Yeah, at least we just at least Dan
Speaker 4: Campbell's chilling drinking with Michael Phelps for sure, Like we
Speaker 4: just steal money from our players, but we don't.
Speaker 1: We don't do dumb ship like that anymore. We used to.
Speaker 4: But now Brad and Dan are actually like good, you know,
Speaker 4: so at least we got that covered.
Speaker 1: We still got the.
Speaker 4: You know what, the kind of stank of the ownership,
Speaker 4: and it's it's starting to bleed in a little bit more.
Speaker 1: But Dan and.
Speaker 4: Brad are at least the guys, so we don't have
Speaker 4: to worry about that ship.
Speaker 3: Todd Munkins showed up like I cannot believe this ship.
Speaker 3: I can not believe this ship.
Speaker 1: You got.
Speaker 3: And it's over. That might be the funniest thing I've
Speaker 3: ever heard out of any of these meetings.
Speaker 4: He walked out there, he saw Jay Glazer shooting at
Speaker 4: TikTok with Michael Phelps and all the coaches were gone.
Speaker 1: He was like, what the fuck we'll do.
Speaker 2: The other thing was like, he's also a rookie coach,
Speaker 2: Like yeah, the first Yeah, it's a rookie coach, move it.
Speaker 2: It'd be obviously it happens. I'm not fucking going on
Speaker 2: too hard. But you're also like fucking sixty. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: know you're not a young guy.
Speaker 1: Get your ship together.
Speaker 4: Spenny's alien bride says, you should get a euro rotisserie
Speaker 4: for that Venicon you have spending.
Speaker 1: That would be pretty I do have a couple of loins.
Speaker 2: Their place in La to get ANSWER's extra medium shirts.
Speaker 2: This is Kenny Powers and five out of super Chat. Yes,
Speaker 2: probably to Rus Pikes, r Us a little mini what's
Speaker 2: what size as medium.
Speaker 1: Baby gap, baby gap. Probably those those spots, those spots
Speaker 1: will work for sure. Got him shout. But he gave
Speaker 1: me a pound of ground beef or ground venison too.
Speaker 1: I'm just getna fucking ground venis. I've never had ground venison. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said it makes chucy burgers.
Speaker 4: But I'm just gonna fried up with some mushrooms and
Speaker 4: some onions and scoop it into tortillas and eat it
Speaker 4: like cold beat roll ups.
Speaker 1: The fuck is wrong?
Speaker 3: Doesn't have to be cold.
Speaker 1: Well, gonna be a roll He's got cereal milk and
Speaker 1: fucking the lid.
Speaker 2: If it's a girl and I'm making some special nice shiny.
Speaker 4: Yeah a couple. But like, I mean, it's not gonna
Speaker 4: be cold the first time. But for me, the like
Speaker 4: like I'm cool. I like eating like cold food, like
Speaker 4: cold sandwich, cold pizza, cold stuff like that. I've always
Speaker 4: like mind the like minute and a half it would take.
Speaker 4: The stand in front of the microwave isn't worth it
Speaker 4: for me. I've seen it cold.
Speaker 1: Why thee it cold?
Speaker 2: You know Neason to make his struggle off struggle off
Speaker 2: is good, Get some flour some like I could cook
Speaker 2: pretty well, I just don't have time to. I'll come
Speaker 2: over for venison burgers.
Speaker 1: Warm up, you go, you got one nice thing and easy.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh yeah, let's I would come over. I
Speaker 1: never had him in some murder. I can't even like
Speaker 1: picture you want a vendicson burrito. You want to cold
Speaker 1: cold cold.
Speaker 9: It.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just saying the rowning ground venison is good. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've always had a kind of like a steak.
Speaker 4: I got a couple of well, he gave me a
Speaker 4: pound of ground medicon and they gave me two loins.
Speaker 1: So I can make some steaks.
Speaker 2: It sounds gassed cold stroking off has to be fired.
Speaker 1: I will cool cold pasta. I love pasta.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've done keto lose weight, and like this time around,
Speaker 2: I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1: I can't, dude, I miss pasta.
Speaker 6: So yeah, shout out the apasta my dad or not
Speaker 6: my dad, my brother, you're.
Speaker 1: Not you make your dad like that.
Speaker 6: He made this uh sausage toward Alini with a vodka
Speaker 6: pasta sauce.
Speaker 3: It was delicious, So we had that.
Speaker 6: We were I was eating it in the mornings out
Speaker 6: I screw it down, massive plate to this get set
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Speaker 3: Shout out.
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Speaker 4: When we were up north, my boy, they gave me
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Speaker 1: We put it over rice was ground was ground. It
Speaker 1: was like chunks. Yeah, cube, Yes, I've never had it
Speaker 1: like ground. That's driving burger. Yeah.
Speaker 4: He told me, like the if you make a burger
Speaker 4: will be juicies burger you ever had. So I'm gonna
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Speaker 1: you in Texas?
Speaker 6: Austin, Texas? Shout out my brother. He lives about six
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Speaker 1: They do go to school there too. You also drove
Speaker 1: You also drove Awaymo? Driven away?
Speaker 3: MO?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I did driving AWAYMO.
Speaker 1: I know you were feeling good like you did.
Speaker 3: I see that wasted? No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: Did it stop? Did you stop to give water to kids?
Speaker 3: Nor? That's great?
Speaker 1: Was your cousin's gun the seat?
Speaker 3: No? No guns.
Speaker 6: No stopping to give water to the kids in Detroit?
Speaker 3: But being in a weamo was wild.
Speaker 6: I was a little turned up, so I was more
Speaker 6: excited fun than like, whoa, this thing's gonna crash.
Speaker 1: So did it hump the m post? Did it hump
Speaker 1: the goalpost? No?
Speaker 3: I wish, but yeah, that was fun.
Speaker 2: Be a smart way to sell drugs.
Speaker 3: It was playing music.
Speaker 1: Put in drive.
Speaker 2: Whoever, make sure your other person get in it.
Speaker 1: I don't I think it. I don't think it's like
Speaker 1: bus stops like I think you.
Speaker 2: Call it like no, I know, but just make sure
Speaker 2: like you're like I would drive to your vicinity.
Speaker 1: You're the one. You get that.
Speaker 4: You don't get that wave moo brick under, chase it down.
Speaker 4: I think we should corner one in Detroit and tip
Speaker 4: it over, just for fun. I saw Detroit. That's all
Speaker 4: I wanted to saw. I wanted a second best.
Speaker 1: When we were there last no for the for the
Speaker 1: Wings game. Yeah it was.
Speaker 4: It was there like four people hopped out, it backed up,
Speaker 4: pulled out.
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, that's crazy and they gotta have.
Speaker 4: Like censors, right, So we trap one in a corner
Speaker 4: fucking clanker, dude, we can get.
Speaker 1: Rid of it.
Speaker 2: That's a that's a thing I guess going on too.
Speaker 2: There are people like, yeah, I'm here for it. I
Speaker 2: think it's like New York and California. Yeah, I'm discriminating
Speaker 2: one thing. It's gonna be robots. But it's crazy because
Speaker 2: I remember like that being like skits and like cartoons
Speaker 2: growing up. I'm saying, like, real, now, it's the reality
Speaker 2: we live.
Speaker 1: You're gonna let your daughter bring home a wire.
Speaker 2: Back dude, not shar was getting clapped by a clinker.
Speaker 1: Ain't no way gear mun taking care of.
Speaker 2: Lital Sipper seriously though, I mean it's it's kind of nuts.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I don't let you guys know how I
Speaker 4: feel about robots and AI. I would definitely uprise against
Speaker 4: robots if everybody else was down.
Speaker 2: I think for safety reasons everyone should watch X Makina, yes.
Speaker 1: And for entertainment reasons because it's the best movie ever.
Speaker 2: I think just like Rice is too young, but like
Speaker 2: I want him to watch too, Like fucking like this
Speaker 2: ship is not your friend. You loved her fucking one time?
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah he was like two years ago.
Speaker 1: Though. That's I'm getting a LEX out of my house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the girl, that's the that's the lady she's a Yeah,
Speaker 1: well Bryce is also just horny like his dad, so
Speaker 1: he might just be trying to hit you know. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It was like and he cried when I told her
Speaker 2: she's not his friend. I'm like, she's your assistant, damn.
Speaker 2: But I think that's not the same thing as you.
Speaker 1: That is below you. I mean, honestly, we cannot.
Speaker 4: And I think, like Elon Musk, like, say what you
Speaker 4: want about the guy's goopball. He's weirdo, he's whatever he is. Yeah,
Speaker 4: race is now, I guess. Uh. But he said, like
Speaker 4: if you make like at home assistants or like androids
Speaker 4: that are like humans, you would have to make them
Speaker 4: to a three quarter scale of a regular human, so
Speaker 4: like the average person would be able to beat it
Speaker 4: in combat if it fucking freaks out. That's smart, that's
Speaker 4: very smart. You can't make like six five robots. You're
Speaker 4: fucking kidding me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that'd be a problem. You got to wind
Speaker 1: the rock Johnson walking around over here. Well, they got
Speaker 1: they do got side. We gotta save La. They got
Speaker 1: them like that.
Speaker 2: I think Millania actually was just told them everyone should
Speaker 2: have these in their house and they should take over teachers.
Speaker 1: They're teaching kids.
Speaker 2: It was a bigger one how strong it is.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that's not great's.
Speaker 1: Gonna be like he says, I'm going clanker tipping this week.
Speaker 1: I teach those ways. We don't want them in our town.
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Speaker 6: Also give a quick shout out to want to give
Speaker 6: a shout out Big Dogs twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: Shout out Nick, how's Tim doing? Hope you both to
Speaker 3: doing well? Big Dog? No idea who you are? Shout
Speaker 3: out you? Tim was doing really well. He's getting married.
Speaker 1: To Big Dogs.
Speaker 4: Is either familiar with your family or he's watching you.
Speaker 1: How do you know what he didn't mean? Papa Tim?
Speaker 3: What my brother's name is also Tim?
Speaker 1: I know? But what have you meant?
Speaker 6: Papa Tim definitely could have shout out Big Dogs?
Speaker 3: Who everyone knows?
Speaker 1: My father and brothers name address? Kidding? Yeah, what's his
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Speaker 1: Chris, did you get that photo sent slacked? By chance?
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Speaker 1: I sent it. Send of the heavylights, I think.
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Speaker 4: if you convert your Social Security number to cash.
Speaker 1: How much.
Speaker 2: I'm actually wanting to make my Facebook post? So somebody's
Speaker 2: off off, I would have a millie a millie don't
Speaker 2: don't you don't do it? I would bet this is
Speaker 2: it seven digits probably US three. Your number starts with
Speaker 2: a three. No, no, here starts with zero then nope,
Speaker 2: no one, nope will be born.
Speaker 1: You're just saying no, so I don't have it, so
Speaker 1: scy more that ass all right? If anybody would be
Speaker 1: me right? Because I hate aliens so much I think
Speaker 1: their pussies mustache. That's off the set. Yeah, okay, all.
Speaker 2: Right, he's tweet. He's a tweet I read last night,
Speaker 2: and I promise we'll talk sports. But on the matter
Speaker 2: of aliens, if there is, Senator Babbitt announced, this is
Speaker 2: a fucking polymarket that the guy bad no clue.
Speaker 1: No, that's that one bitch's husband. Okay, the one who's
Speaker 1: see the Bob from Flight Club movies.
Speaker 4: If you see the Bob from flight it's like Marco
Speaker 4: Rubio Consoling.
Speaker 1: Whatever his name is. You haven't seen Flight Club. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the guy went to Pitts. No, I don't remember.
Speaker 2: Guy's got giants. When you watch it, you should. I
Speaker 2: remember being good, very good. I remember being like one
Speaker 2: of the first movies.
Speaker 1: I was like conscious, like, yeah, it's a that's a
Speaker 1: nice chair movie. Good good twist.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Senator Babbit announces you would be very surprised who's
Speaker 2: not entirely human, but says he can't disclose more because
Speaker 2: the alien hybrid program is classified.
Speaker 1: He just told you everything.
Speaker 4: I kind of you're honestly Wait wait, wait, wait, that's
Speaker 4: gotta be April.
Speaker 2: It's not April fools. Is from last night, March thirty first.
Speaker 1: At eleven fifty nine pm.
Speaker 2: Let's see, he just tweeted that Polymarket quoted him.
Speaker 1: Is that what, well, Polymarket, I don't know if I
Speaker 1: can believe anything they put out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is at seven twenty two pm. All right, that's
Speaker 2: you're fair.
Speaker 1: Because they were putting just literal false tweets out there,
Speaker 1: like ha were they? Yeah? I saw a couple of them.
Speaker 1: I think this is Calshi. Oh that was Calshi. You're right,
Speaker 1: but polymarket Calci same thing, same thing.
Speaker 3: I think he's about to talk about this rocket that's
Speaker 3: getting launched by NASA.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're about to put a put a They're putting
Speaker 1: a space ship. Real, he tweeted it.
Speaker 2: No way, I'm going to screechot the Chris. This is
Speaker 2: actually kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: All right. I was on top of the Lion salary cap,
Speaker 1: but this is actually kind of nuts. This is pretty crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean, you wouldn't been talking ship too. I beat
Speaker 1: the shit out of an alien. Dude.
Speaker 2: You probably are the alien that could be. That's why
Speaker 2: he's talking like that. That make us think they aren't alien.
Speaker 1: Hybrid program Schmelien schbrid program. If I write.
Speaker 2: What okay, I gotta send you video to Chris. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna say this. The guy's gotta be on drugs.
Speaker 1: No, he's a senator. I mean senators can do drugs too.
Speaker 1: He's a senator. Quote twenty another senator, the governor of
Speaker 1: New York.
Speaker 4: Yet, the governor of Toronto was smoking crack and he
Speaker 4: was like bragging about it.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, I'm smoking crack. You're just man.
Speaker 2: You can't like what I will say to the dot
Speaker 2: gov for aliens or something. Some ship aliens doc.
Speaker 1: Screenshot wad got brought to d nc's do docs and
Speaker 1: you in the chair right now. He's looking at your
Speaker 1: parents' house. No way, Why the fuck doesn't your dad
Speaker 1: say the house? Nick? What the fuck?
Speaker 2: But for two seventy five, it's current market value's five
Speaker 2: to ten? Good come, that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Hey, it's all it takes. Shout out Zillow.
Speaker 3: That's actually insane.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know if not like that? All right,
Speaker 1: I say, yeah, sweet home, I got my headphones.
Speaker 3: DNC stick to batting buddy.
Speaker 1: That was weird. You got him? Wait? How tall are you?
Speaker 1: I'm telling you? Wait? Does it videos in the video?
Speaker 13: Chris?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I get all right, Chris getting the video. I haven't
Speaker 2: heard this myself, actually, so maybe tonight might be some alien.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Aliens aren't ready for Detroit. Ter's in Philadelphia says yeah,
Speaker 4: aliens better not land in like Detroit, Philadelphia, Saint Louis, Chicago, Baltimore,
Speaker 4: Orleans immediately like they'll be in for a root of
Speaker 4: They gotta land in like Glendale or like the country
Speaker 4: or no even then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I appreciate you think illegal aliens be appreciated.
Speaker 4: In the country now they should Where what do you
Speaker 4: think would be the safest landing spot for aliens?
Speaker 1: Probably like LA, but like like downtown LA, not like Carndale.
Speaker 3: Why is that easy?
Speaker 1: They're very accepting people.
Speaker 2: Yes, I used to work at fernd though. It was
Speaker 2: an interesting spot. I had a literally come in, I'll
Speaker 2: tell you one time. Actually she came in and I
Speaker 2: obviously treated it almost like that, but was still like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck? Her face was painted like a fucking cat.
Speaker 2: There's no festival, like, no, nothing going on. Oh cat
Speaker 2: and a baby, fake baby, a fake baby, fake baby,
Speaker 2: fake black baby.
Speaker 1: Was she a white lady? Yeah? Did she have black
Speaker 1: cat mash? She was a cat lady? Was it black cat? No,
Speaker 1: it's a colorful cat. Okay, would black face cat be racist?
Speaker 1: Black cat face. That's a great question.
Speaker 4: If a white person dressed up as a black face,
Speaker 4: I mean, hoose do it for Halloween every year?
Speaker 1: Yeah, hose could do and get away a lot. You
Speaker 1: got that video. I've never seen this video. I got it.
Speaker 2: I got it three camps so we could get your reaction.
Speaker 2: So the guy on the right is, uh Matt Gates.
Speaker 2: He's uh big Big Gates, Yes, or a representative that Gate.
Speaker 2: But the tweet says Rep. Matt Gates on what he
Speaker 2: was told in a classified congressional briefing by uniformed US
Speaker 2: Army officer.
Speaker 8: All right, here we go.
Speaker 14: I think the most important information will be the biologics
Speaker 14: that are not human that have been discovered, And like
Speaker 14: even some of the briefings that aren't classified just need
Speaker 14: just need to be out in the public. I mean,
Speaker 14: I had someone coming brief me who was in a
Speaker 14: military uniform worked for the United States Army that was
Speaker 14: briefing me on the locations of hybrid breeding programs where
Speaker 14: captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid
Speaker 14: race that could engage in intergalactic communication. An actual uniform
Speaker 14: member of the United States Army brief me on that.
Speaker 15: Non human biologics, interracial alien mating, what the esth is
Speaker 15: going on? Look, wait a second, you had whistleblaws tell
Speaker 15: you this kind of thing, if you please.
Speaker 14: I had a guy who was who was uniform. He
Speaker 14: was a senior enlisted with the United States Army came
Speaker 14: into my office at in Crestview, Florida, in a non
Speaker 14: classified setting. I had members of my staff there, and
Speaker 14: what they explained is that the military ran a very
Speaker 14: secret program where aliens that were living were enforced breeding
Speaker 14: programs with humans that had been abducted from war zones
Speaker 14: and from even the caravans of migrants. Now, again I
Speaker 14: didn't verify this, but what the whistleblower was telling me
Speaker 14: is that there were like between six and twelve locations
Speaker 14: around the country where this happened. And what he wanted
Speaker 14: was a group members of Congress to all show up
Speaker 14: at the same time at all of these different locations
Speaker 14: so that any of those activities could could not be moved.
Speaker 14: And of course it's a physical impossibility to get members
Speaker 14: of Congress to simultaneously show up at like eight locations
Speaker 14: at one time, and so that never occurred.
Speaker 15: What do you mean non human biologics like this.
Speaker 14: Well, that was the testimony of David Grush before the
Speaker 14: House Oversight Committee, which I joined, and the testimony was
Speaker 14: that in crashes of craft that had been recovered by
Speaker 14: the CIA and through a special program that the c
Speaker 14: i A had for crash recovery, that it wasn't just
Speaker 14: you know, the hard materials, it was also biologics, but
Speaker 14: that they couldn't identify a human source of those biologics.
Speaker 1: I so that's fun.
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's too that's too crazy for me
Speaker 2: to even like comprehend, to be honest with you, this
Speaker 2: is what.
Speaker 6: The rumors were about, though, right, with aliens probing people
Speaker 6: and like getting weird a little thing.
Speaker 1: Maybe, I mean yeah, no, I mean alien probing rumors
Speaker 1: has been around forever. Yeah, he stuck with something in
Speaker 1: my ass. It might have been just what closetic gig
Speaker 1: guys said. Maybe they came.
Speaker 16: They actually asked for Tiana Trump. I wouldn't to go around.
Speaker 16: It's a lizard people, so he said.
Speaker 2: And then this tweet came out, so so another like
Speaker 2: another representative, this guy did.
Speaker 1: He just roll out of bed and throw a suit
Speaker 1: jacket hunts So maybe I don't know Senator Babbit cracked.
Speaker 1: He definitely looked like a guy that would smoke.
Speaker 2: Crack put up the next week Chris screenshot. So this
Speaker 2: is from Senator Babbitt. I quote to you that video.
Speaker 1: He said.
Speaker 2: I wish I could say more, but unfortunately everything I
Speaker 2: know about the alien hybrid program is classified. Let's just
Speaker 2: say some of you would be very surprised. Who's not
Speaker 2: entirely human. That's all I'm authorized to disclose at this time.
Speaker 4: That that's a real fun that's a senator's a fucking acounter,
Speaker 4: real senators.
Speaker 1: There's the great posted that he quote to that video yesterday.
Speaker 1: This is this is yesterday. I lost it. But were
Speaker 1: they maybe in a different time zone? This is yesterday
Speaker 1: at four forty three pm. Nope, not a time zone
Speaker 1: is gonna solve that one.
Speaker 2: Legend killer The first reply, Damn, that's crazy. Let's see
Speaker 2: those Epstein files. I mean, yeah, for sure, they are
Speaker 2: pulling every tactic distract from that one.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm not gonna lie this is working. If they've
Speaker 4: got multiple alien breeding camps in the US, I think
Speaker 4: that's it's.
Speaker 1: Almost too crazy to you even like believe I got
Speaker 1: I can't I don't. Well, let's tell them we're banging
Speaker 1: the aliens.
Speaker 4: Let's okay, so we're going to tell them we have aliens,
Speaker 4: but it's gotta be dominants.
Speaker 1: We need to be dominating these aliens.
Speaker 4: Let's let's fuck them we are breeding with the aliens,
Speaker 4: and we'll say, I don't know, Tom Cruise is part aliens.
Speaker 2: If you hadn't guess whatselebrity, he'd bright definitely up Tom
Speaker 2: Cruise up there, up thereby Wemby Williamsbron Windy Williams looks
Speaker 2: like fucking Et Williams looks like she looks like Et.
Speaker 3: Mitch mcconnall.
Speaker 1: Guy that like had that like episode programmed default. He's
Speaker 1: too old, dude. He walks like a robot. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: could be a robot. He's not an alien.
Speaker 2: I did see it there saying Joe Biden's yeah, because
Speaker 2: they put him a.
Speaker 1: Robot walking like stay, I'm like, what the fuck? It
Speaker 1: looked very similar. He does walk like a room but
Speaker 1: oh god, it did it does? Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: Uh Sideless with the super chest is bro just read
Speaker 2: Warhammer forty K novel and stared telling started telling everyone
Speaker 2: it is real.
Speaker 1: Also, he might be the alien hybrid that is that
Speaker 1: had is weird. He is a weird looking guy. Would
Speaker 1: you bang an alien?
Speaker 2: There's that video you sent me. I would not bang
Speaker 2: that one you sent me on Twitter. Don't want the
Speaker 2: launch room? Oh yeah, ban that one? Yeah you would.
Speaker 1: I would not be side. Well, it's not like an alien.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like a demon.
Speaker 2: Like it's just like this like demon alien all four
Speaker 2: to me, I would not fuck that thing?
Speaker 1: You would? I would not not a chance.
Speaker 4: It was like a demon crouched over in a laundry room,
Speaker 4: and it was like, what would you do in this situation?
Speaker 4: And somebody quote tweet it's probably fucked the ship. Not
Speaker 4: no spinning wood, it's just him in his crib.
Speaker 1: I would not.
Speaker 2: Now if that alien came in looking like Mariah or
Speaker 2: j C or any of those they cutting hair, maybe
Speaker 2: they're the aliens, it'd be.
Speaker 1: A rat if give me the opportunity.
Speaker 2: Another super chat from blow me sixty nine sixty nine,
Speaker 2: So basically he's admitting he's on crack. I mean, but
Speaker 2: if another guy quote tweeted it, Yeah, that was a
Speaker 2: different person.
Speaker 4: They quote tweeted that video of that. So that's two
Speaker 4: senators R a two senators ceiling.
Speaker 2: I think, and the one guy, like he has said earlier,
Speaker 2: was nominated for attorney general. But with Donald Trump, you know,
Speaker 2: they're all kind of crazy, so that doesn't count too much.
Speaker 2: The honey Badger because I need that space crack. Wish
Speaker 2: I could get so high. I see, I could have
Speaker 2: a dialogue with Roger from American Dad.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 4: What if it's like, what would an alien have to
Speaker 4: look like for you for you to fuck it? Any
Speaker 4: lady Jane's But what if it's like they're not human like,
Speaker 4: they're not a humanoid, but they're I mean they're humanoid,
Speaker 4: but they don't.
Speaker 1: Look like humans, but they have.
Speaker 2: It would have to look like a woman, Okay, otherwise
Speaker 2: it's fair. Oh if it's got female wise j IY
Speaker 2: wouldn't approve. That's the real question, right, it would have
Speaker 2: to otherwise judgment?
Speaker 1: Yeah, j beyond that ass that's true. Right, I'd bang
Speaker 1: an alien if she's hot. Would you become part of
Speaker 1: the alphabet if you banged an alien? Depends if it's
Speaker 1: just add another letter there? Hey, sorry is it no?
Speaker 1: I thinks lgbucking idiot? Well there's like forty of them.
Speaker 2: Now it's not just lgbt Q LGBT like, it's got
Speaker 2: to be something like questions and answers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got questions. I gotta answer. I would would
Speaker 1: bang an alien if she was hot. But are there
Speaker 1: she's are the genders? I mean they're aliens for science.
Speaker 2: I feel like the genders unless they you would beg
Speaker 2: a non woman looking alien if she's hot, No, she
Speaker 2: gotta be hot.
Speaker 1: That's that's why I said, Lady Jane doesn't have to
Speaker 1: be a Lady Jane. Like if they look like a
Speaker 1: Kroger worker, but she's got.
Speaker 2: I guess if no one could judge because no one
Speaker 2: knows what it is.
Speaker 1: They look like a little dumpster. It's a little war
Speaker 1: in six Like I still probably down.
Speaker 2: But it was a blob and it told you it's
Speaker 2: the best experience in your life you'll ever have.
Speaker 1: Probably I would do it. Yeah, judge me one. You
Speaker 1: gotta ask space.
Speaker 4: A space ass bro says ip. Are there gay aliens?
Speaker 4: Says Danny G. Sixty nine says you gotta funk like
Speaker 4: Rick Sanchez.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 4: What if she's got tits on her elbows? Like, hello,
Speaker 4: these are the best tits elbow tits, And.
Speaker 2: I think I'm actually pondered that question because of that episode.
Speaker 2: That episode, Yeah, I would, I would do it with
Speaker 2: that thing.
Speaker 1: I think had nice tits. Yeah yeah, four of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of that's kind of finn It was
Speaker 2: weird looking uh up for speculation. Perfect name for this conversation.
Speaker 2: They've been saying it to two thousand and nine. The
Speaker 2: constant joking is why no one takes it seriously? Aliens
Speaker 2: have been here way before us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I believe in aliens. I've always believed
Speaker 4: in aliens. If you think we're the only rock that's
Speaker 4: got life on it, like, come on, so.
Speaker 2: I guess I mean, yeah, jokes on jan but like, well,
Speaker 2: what if you bang the blob alien you got pregnant?
Speaker 1: How did you keep it? I have to piss it out?
Speaker 1: Like how yeah, that's sure? How's it come out? Ship
Speaker 1: it out? Is it a it's half blob half human.
Speaker 1: Everyone would keep it just to see what it is.
Speaker 1: I feel like the government would force you to keep it,
Speaker 1: that's true. I'd raise it to be a basketball player.
Speaker 1: Government would probably take it. To be honest. You're gonna
Speaker 1: start from the lines on the line.
Speaker 4: We got my black son, my black son my blob
Speaker 4: son also, he said Ninja, Yeah, I would love it.
Speaker 1: It's my own.
Speaker 4: I think a birthing process would have to be explained
Speaker 4: to me, like if I got to piss out a
Speaker 4: little human. No, probably not, but you know, to be
Speaker 4: the first alien father, if the aliens could get it out,
Speaker 4: if the blob alien was like, yes, I could deliver
Speaker 4: this child for you and you wouldn't be harmed.
Speaker 1: Sure, how many.
Speaker 4: Trimesters would it take? Would I be walking around pregnant? Shit,
Speaker 4: it's a litter. Would you get would I get cravings
Speaker 4: for like cosmic brownies and star crunch.
Speaker 1: To up for speculations comments He'll be friends with me
Speaker 1: if I was pregnant with an alien? Yeah? I would. Alright, cool,
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool. It's pretty cool, Like I want that
Speaker 1: on a shirt. Would used to be friends with me
Speaker 1: if I was with an alien? The next one word
Speaker 1: sports roll out. That's for sure gonna be a shirt.
Speaker 1: Scottie Pippen definitely an aliens his friends, but up.
Speaker 2: For speculations comment it's hard to take seriously. I've never
Speaker 2: seen in every experience. I don't know what to do
Speaker 2: if they were really what am I supposed to do.
Speaker 4: The honey Badger says, yeah it Spenny gonna be playing
Speaker 4: paying that intergalactic child support and they're peaceful.
Speaker 1: If they've been around they gotta be peaceful then, right,
Speaker 1: because they haven't fun with us of the domesticated.
Speaker 2: Unless I can't say what I want.
Speaker 1: If she's a hot alien, yeah, I mean like you
Speaker 1: could you couldn't say no to that. Yeah, but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but like it's an alien hot. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you can say a hot alien. I mean, Gamora is
Speaker 1: pretty hot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I just I feel like she wouldn't look
Speaker 2: like gomor.
Speaker 1: You know that's true. I don't know, like lumpy space princess.
Speaker 1: We gotta get we gotta get her opinion.
Speaker 4: The female version of it, well, that's like I mean,
Speaker 4: female erotica is like ship, like that strong alien man
Speaker 4: or like half half bull half man. They read dude,
Speaker 4: horny women read wild ship.
Speaker 1: Who gets pregnant the alien? Or is it octopus? Ar
Speaker 1: for sure? Alien?
Speaker 2: I beat you feel like octopuses are octopi. Octopi are aliens.
Speaker 2: Maybe we can get an alien to play for the
Speaker 2: Red Wings we needed.
Speaker 1: That'd be sick.
Speaker 2: Maybe they wouldn't because we fucking throw a lifeless bodies
Speaker 2: and the eyes.
Speaker 1: That's a good point. But maybe they hate that breed,
Speaker 1: so they're like, yeah, that's like the I can't say nothing.
Speaker 1: I don't say nothing, exavier DS. That was close. That's
Speaker 1: very close. What you think we're gonna say? Who would
Speaker 1: have thought aliens would have been the one that got us?
Speaker 1: Has aliens? That's just p w ss alien chlamydia. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what if you got space aids? You'd be fucked. You
Speaker 1: would be unless you would be fucked unless the only
Speaker 1: doctor that can solve it's twelve light years away. All right.
Speaker 2: So let's say you're caution of space AIDS and it's
Speaker 2: the blob alien promising you the best experience in your life.
Speaker 1: Are you putting a condom on?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta wrap it up. You gotta If you're
Speaker 4: fucking an alien, you gotta wrap it up, for.
Speaker 1: Sure, But also so much better. It never feels the same.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well they yeah, space aid is like, it's not
Speaker 2: gonna feel the same.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you could I guarantee to not get space aids.
Speaker 2: Or that's what's there's that's it's any any sexual encounter.
Speaker 1: It's a gamble, that's true. I've been pretty good so far.
Speaker 1: I would say I go for it. I have fucking
Speaker 1: survived my twenties, which is crazy. Yeah, Dan Campbell, man,
Speaker 1: I'm going for it. I'm going for one kid, I
Speaker 1: trust me.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 1: Do they have d Do they have spaino? Dan kemvill
Speaker 1: never going for time? Brother? Do they have space honey packs?
Speaker 1: That would like a space rhino pill? Get you in jail? Brother? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Someone calling cops on you for sure? Ordering coffee or
Speaker 1: ack card?
Speaker 3: What if?
Speaker 1: Like the way they have sex is different and they
Speaker 1: just want to like talk my coneheads? They put the
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Speaker 1: You know who's probably an alien? Erica Kirk, that Bobby
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Speaker 4: Drake and Drake like her two like who has a
Speaker 4: one on woman?
Speaker 1: Drake nobody who gets that guy's got a security detail? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can see her being an alien. She's she's definitely
Speaker 1: a plant, but she's probably I.
Speaker 2: Could see her definitely be an alien too, because she
Speaker 2: threw away her family to go just be a Yeah.
Speaker 1: They say, I ain't judging.
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 1: Maybe her has my weak dick. She's got some alien dick.
Speaker 8: Not talented.
Speaker 1: Chris jealous. Chris is jealous for sure. Crazy. You don't
Speaker 1: have the big natural. I can see his face. I'm
Speaker 1: jealous of Yeah, you are for sure you want to
Speaker 1: be Drake mail bag.
Speaker 2: Would you rather fight one alien with five brock Lessners
Speaker 2: like five brock Lessens.
Speaker 1: With one alien without knowing their size and capabilities? For sure?
Speaker 1: One with five brock Lessers.
Speaker 2: I assume aliens are small and pussies.
Speaker 1: I'm going without the technology. I'm going one five brock
Speaker 1: Lessons with one alien because I think they got some
Speaker 1: kind of mind powers.
Speaker 2: You have weapons or just hand to hand. I'm taking
Speaker 2: five brock Lesters is pretty crazy, though, I feel like
Speaker 2: they could do.
Speaker 1: That well, dud.
Speaker 2: I'm telling if they were like bad, they would have
Speaker 2: took some ship over their pussies.
Speaker 1: I told you you called me an asshole.
Speaker 2: I think the technology is there.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like fucking like hopping out, hop out
Speaker 1: the ship, bitch, especially if you gotta here. But if
Speaker 1: you gotta think about it.
Speaker 5: If what they've been saying is true, and we have
Speaker 5: like a prisoner of war up there for like seventy
Speaker 5: fucking years and they haven't done ship about it, they.
Speaker 1: Are just gold bloom. Just hold them us. You're making
Speaker 1: us laugh. That would be some American ass ship.
Speaker 4: And also so does everybody else got aliens like this
Speaker 4: is France. US China got some aliens. France got aliens,
Speaker 4: and we just have the monopoly on aliens. I mean,
Speaker 4: we have the biggest military. So I guess if somebody
Speaker 4: gets the alien, we could just be like, no, it's ours.
Speaker 1: What if aliens the ones that created em I can
Speaker 1: see that created was created Detroit. Oh yeah, that's technical.
Speaker 7: Oh no, technics like the Godfather medium Yeah yeah, Kawhi Leonard,
Speaker 7: I could I could see like the two early two
Speaker 7: thousands Detroit, like the shitty version of downtown Detroit being good.
Speaker 1: Lear alien breeding ground yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or seven mile Gras shit, Yeah, great spot for
Speaker 2: an alien to land.
Speaker 1: You see some weird ship there. It's not a great
Speaker 1: spot for anybody. Man, I had some experiences there. Okay,
Speaker 1: you got rob pos there. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: Mail Bag, how impressed are you with how the Pistons
Speaker 2: have played without Kate?
Speaker 1: There's an alien just walked in? Yeah, Jeff, for sure. Alien.
Speaker 1: Josh Allen could be an alien. Yeah, I think like.
Speaker 4: It's got to be somebody a pretty high influence, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I believe so too. Gotta be somebody like extremely talented
Speaker 4: of what they do, but not too talented. Like, it
Speaker 4: wouldn't be Lebron, it wouldn't be Tom Brady, it wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Be one of those guys, Carlos Lorizo. Yeah maybe maybe
Speaker 1: like carrouselovert get him off my team. That's a good Barnes,
Speaker 1: Why are you a point guard?
Speaker 4: This is a big sense, Oh, Jeff Bezos that I
Speaker 4: could see that, But I could also see I can
Speaker 4: also see Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 1: Adam Silver is for sure an alien.
Speaker 4: I can see Jeff Bezos like being a human, but
Speaker 4: like injecting himself with the alien DNA, you know something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's something for Suretish people do inject themselves.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's what's it called what the turps or the
Speaker 4: the stuff you the peptides. Maybe it's just alien alien
Speaker 4: booty flakes.
Speaker 1: I thought that, Yeah, I really thought that today.
Speaker 2: I mean because he'd be surprised who's part because peptides
Speaker 2: hadn't come out of nowhere and they're like super fucking
Speaker 2: like things like making people do like crazy.
Speaker 1: I ozempic is alien juice, and they flooded the country
Speaker 1: with it and semen.
Speaker 2: And then impregnated all of you skinny fucks. Think about
Speaker 2: it makes the whole host weaker.
Speaker 4: Makes them more frail. Oz is alien juice. I'm listening.
Speaker 4: I don't know if anybody.
Speaker 1: Saw that before.
Speaker 4: I think that's a pretty realistic conspiracy theory that could
Speaker 4: really get some bearings. Ozempic is alien semen.
Speaker 1: H ye, I mean alien is Yeah, maybe maybe react
Speaker 1: to the Maybe breezes are filled with alien juice. I'd
Speaker 1: say forel Williams, I've never gonna have hit one one
Speaker 1: Forrell Williams is definitely an alien.
Speaker 2: Fell could be a Kanye No too much tension, yeah,
Speaker 2: way too much, way too much. Kanye could be like
Speaker 2: the distraction from the It would be like a boring
Speaker 2: pop pition that we never heard of.
Speaker 1: Peptides are how Anson has a twenty six inch waists greedy?
Speaker 2: Honestly, No, he just has fucking great genes because he
Speaker 2: was like that before peptide.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just the same. Maybe he could be I
Speaker 1: don't know. All right, Well that'll do it, yeah yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're going to Scott trump On. He's gonna give a
Speaker 1: speech from the rocket. Yeah, Alias actually are taking over.
Speaker 1: That would be crazy. Don't get pregnant. I see how
Speaker 1: that goes. He didn't take any of those shots. They're
Speaker 1: a little great from the fucking spaceship. Yeah, so we did.
Speaker 1: The goalie monkey said, my mom is full of alien juice.
Speaker 2: Jesus christ Man, all right, we gotta go with the
Speaker 2: Jamaican bob. So see it all makes sense now because
Speaker 2: how the fun is there bob slitting in Jamaica. That
Speaker 2: is a point that is one of the look normal,
Speaker 2: make a bob slating team, and they thought, oh fuck,
Speaker 2: this isn't normal.
Speaker 1: We gotta play dude, what's going on right now? I
Speaker 1: really like this bob slip. So it's it's the least
Speaker 1: watched sport of the Olympics, so we'll be fine.
Speaker 2: Oh, ship man, listen, my Twitter is at Speakeasy Sports
Speaker 2: on the score. If you see any legit alien stuff,
Speaker 2: please send me.
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Speaker 4: Alien sex were easy for Chris. I'm Spencer with avyweight,
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