Speaker 1: But no, but this time is different because we could
Speaker 1: vote the Ruscals out. Now. I mean, if you want
Speaker 1: to focus on voting, focus locally. Okay, your voting is
Speaker 1: not going to do anything with the Washington, dude, and
Speaker 1: Washington is not going to solve the problems. I guarantee
Speaker 1: you that they're only going to make it worse forever.
Speaker 1: So you better the only hope you have is locally. Craftsmen,
Speaker 1: five dollars, the higher the socks, the downer to fool
Speaker 1: total of church bro exactly, Dude. JD. Jay is the
Speaker 1: king of one liners. Rodney Jane Jerfield. Here's a little
Speaker 1: funny story. So when I first when I turned eighteen,
Speaker 1: I went on a senior trip my senior year to
Speaker 1: New York and I went to cause I wrote a
Speaker 1: whole stand up routine and I went and did stand
Speaker 1: up in two different clubs in New York at amateur
Speaker 1: night when I was eighteen, to kind of step into
Speaker 1: doing that because that's always what I want to do,
Speaker 1: right at least when I was in high school, what
Speaker 1: I want to do. And the first place that I
Speaker 1: went was to Dangerfields in New York, and I didn't
Speaker 1: do I didn't do amateur night that night. But I
Speaker 1: went there in my first like comedy club experience, and
Speaker 1: this this Jewish woman who had won the New York
Speaker 1: Comedy Contest that year for like top New York Comedian.
Speaker 1: After her set, she did this whole routine where she
Speaker 1: had gotten her a human heart replaced with a pig heart,
Speaker 1: and so her whole routine was to snort through throughout
Speaker 1: her stand up set, so so silly. And then she
Speaker 1: came up to me afterwards and we were talking in
Speaker 1: the bar at Dangerfields, and she.
Speaker 2: Was like, always follow you hot. If you want to
Speaker 2: be a comedian, always follow you hot. I'll never forget that.
Speaker 2: That's the end of that story. So no, there's nothing
Speaker 2: else to that story. Although I did do I did so.
Speaker 2: I did two sets.
Speaker 1: I did one set at a club where I killed
Speaker 1: it ironically, and then later on that night I've done
Speaker 1: another set at a club down the road. The first
Speaker 1: one was called Chang's, which I'm sure these places don't
Speaker 1: exist anymore, and the next one was called the New
Speaker 1: York Comedy Club, and I did both and it was
Speaker 1: funny because back then you had to call through. There
Speaker 1: was a newspaper that would come out for any kind
Speaker 1: of auditions in New York for like comedy or Broadway
Speaker 1: or plays or commercials or movies. And so I had
Speaker 1: people that I went to New York with who they
Speaker 1: were getting their daughter into Juilliard and she ended up
Speaker 1: going to Juilliard, and so she had access to this
Speaker 1: whatever this print out was that everybody in New York
Speaker 1: would would use in the nineties. So I had to
Speaker 1: call these these clubs and like schedule, like, yeah, let me,
Speaker 1: I want to come to Amateur Night, and they're like, okay,
Speaker 1: you get five minutes, you know, Saturday night at ten pm,
Speaker 1: bl blah blah blah, and uh. The only thing I
Speaker 1: remember from the second set was like my jokes. The
Speaker 1: first set, the jokes were killing it. So my first
Speaker 1: time ever following or doing stand up was like I
Speaker 1: got multiple like you know, applause for three different jokes.
Speaker 1: And then later that night I went to another club
Speaker 1: and it was just every joke was bombing dude. So
Speaker 1: I just started busting on the gay dudes in the
Speaker 1: audience because of these two gay dudes up front. And then
Speaker 1: I realized, Okay, so when you're bombing, you just like
Speaker 1: make fun of the audience. Because that's an easy way out.
Speaker 1: So anyway, that was my experience of stand up back
Speaker 1: in the late nineties in New York. And by the way,
Speaker 1: I was having a blast doing it right. So then
Speaker 1: there was this club in Nashville, because I was only
Speaker 1: in New York for a week just for senior trip,
Speaker 1: and there used to be this club called UH Comics
Speaker 1: in Nashville, and I don't think it exists. It quit
Speaker 1: existing like twenty years ago. It was only there for
Speaker 1: like a few years. But they had a they had
Speaker 1: an awesome amateur night. So we would drive up there
Speaker 1: every Friday Saturday night do Amateur Night.
Speaker 3: And UH.
Speaker 1: Funny story there, the same night that I was regularly
Speaker 1: doing UH Amateur Night was the night that Keith Albertstott
Speaker 1: was doing stand up. And I remember Keith Albertstott used
Speaker 1: to go up there and he always had a he
Speaker 1: had a pearl Jam hat and a pearl Jam shirt
Speaker 1: and every time he would go up, I would just
Speaker 1: heckle him from the audience. I was told asshole, like
Speaker 1: I was being a total doucebag, and in my mind
Speaker 1: it was like, well, I'm in competition with all these dudes.
Speaker 1: So I got to heckle all the other people. Right.
Speaker 1: So anyway, Keith ended up going on to become kind
Speaker 1: of a normal, normal, normal, mainline sort of stand up.
Speaker 1: So he's he's does Kimmel and you know, all that
Speaker 1: kind of stuff, and he's super nice dude, and he's
Speaker 1: a Catholic guy. And we've since had conversations where I
Speaker 1: apologize for for harassing him and heckling the crap out
Speaker 1: of him when he was doing stand up, but he
Speaker 1: wasn't terrible. He was just kind of like this is
Speaker 1: this is very sort of I don't know what what
Speaker 1: do you call the like it's the guys that have
Speaker 1: been successful out of the Nashville stand up scene is
Speaker 1: like Nate Bargatzi and Keith Alberstatt, and there's probably some
Speaker 1: other ones I'm just not remembering, but like I don't
Speaker 1: I'm not saying Nate Bargotzi isn't funny, it's but it's
Speaker 1: it's like, what do you call the style of stand
Speaker 1: up that's like very it's just geared towards like the
Speaker 1: mass audience of like I mean, family friendly is not
Speaker 1: the word I'm looking for. I don't know what the
Speaker 1: word I'm looking for. Is anyway, I'm just going on
Speaker 1: a rant of like crazy stories of stuff that's coming
Speaker 1: to mind. But anyway, I did later apologize to Keith
Speaker 1: Alversav for being such a douchebag to him, but uh,
Speaker 1: it's it's not the style of stuff that I think
Speaker 1: is funny. I don't even know what you would call this.
Speaker 1: What do you call this kind of stand up? That's
Speaker 1: like it's just all like so my wife and I,
Speaker 1: you know, we have these arguments over the butter container,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, honey, why do we have to worry
Speaker 1: about keeping the butter covered? The butter is always going
Speaker 1: to be butter, you know. It's this kind of stuff. Oh,
Speaker 1: he goes on huckaby, Let's see what kind of jokes
Speaker 1: he does. Let's see moves to New York City several
Speaker 1: years ago. That was a huge adjustment.
Speaker 4: I learned real quick that a lot of people in
Speaker 4: New York they don't care about stuff if it doesn't
Speaker 4: affect them personally, Like.
Speaker 1: For example, I have asthma. Damn, So what's going on
Speaker 1: with this with my YouTube's here? Chalky it's like sanitized. No,
Speaker 1: it's not. I've always thought Seinfeld was funny. By the
Speaker 1: way I actually think seinfold is it's like sanitized TV
Speaker 1: friendly and it doesn't necessarily sterile. It's good, yeah, corporate.
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean that you're that you're not funny, because
Speaker 1: I think a lot of the stand ups who go
Speaker 1: this route they end up having to do it because
Speaker 1: that's where the money is, right, So you get more.
Speaker 1: You get paid more as a stand up at like
Speaker 1: a corporate gig. Then you would get paid at you know,
Speaker 1: the club doing some sort of like edgy you know,
Speaker 1: Leonardo Joni race jokes or whatever. Well, let's see if
Speaker 1: Keith's recent stuff is how funny it is. Let's see,
Speaker 1: I don't have power and a sponsor. I have an inhaler.
Speaker 4: A lot of people in New York take themselves very seriously,
Speaker 4: some more than others. I was at a restaurant heard
Speaker 4: a guy at the table next to mine asked the waiter,
Speaker 4: excuse me, of all your wines, which one is most robust?
Speaker 4: I turned and said, sir, we are all impressed. We
Speaker 4: are also all at Applebee's.
Speaker 1: Well, how Cooby really thought that was funny?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 1: I mean, is this a Zio friendly joke? I hope?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 1: With how could be there but I mean, you see
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like this is, let's say, if it
Speaker 1: gets any better, there's a tricycle. I don't know what's
Speaker 1: going on with this clip near this clip does not
Speaker 1: want to play. What the heck, dude, Let's try it
Speaker 1: on a better resolution. So let's see. Come on, Keith,
Speaker 1: give us some good jokes here, something funny. This is
Speaker 1: this is kind of okay. Maybe this video just doesn't
Speaker 1: want to play. Let's try a different one. I want
Speaker 1: to see some more recent stuff, dude. So now he's
Speaker 1: doing the podcast game. By the way, I talked, I
Speaker 1: talked to him like four years ago because I went
Speaker 1: to see him do stand up in Saint Augustine. And
Speaker 1: it's funny because even back then, like four or five
Speaker 1: years ago, the the mainline comics that were still kind
Speaker 1: of doing The Night, The Tonight Show, the Kimmel like
Speaker 1: that kind of that kind of stuff, they were super
Speaker 1: like snobby about the podcast sphere. And now all the
Speaker 1: comedians are basically just in the podcast sphere. So it's
Speaker 1: I'm not hating on Keith or dissing Hi. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying it's ironic that now he's having to do the
Speaker 1: podcast circuit because and it's weird too, because he's not
Speaker 1: This is not even there's not hardly any Uh, they
Speaker 1: get hardly any views. So you should have been doing
Speaker 1: the podcast circuit five years ago. Dog, That's what I
Speaker 1: try to tell you. Uh, let's see where is a
Speaker 1: recent stand up.
Speaker 5: Let's see.
Speaker 7: What do you think a good baby name would be.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry what she said. I'm not pregnant, but you know,
Speaker 7: maybe one day that's a very unnecessary shock. I might
Speaker 7: do that to her sometime.
Speaker 4: Hey, do you know any good bankruptcy lawyers?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, we're all comedians over here. We're
Speaker 1: not broke. But maybe one day.
Speaker 7: If I were ever a contestant on Jeopardy, I know
Speaker 7: I would lose.
Speaker 1: So to guarantee cash in hand, here's my game plan.
Speaker 8: I would sell my answer space for corporate advertise.
Speaker 1: The mona Lisa was painted here.
Speaker 4: Yes, Keith, what is gatorade?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Mute it? Yeah? I said, uh, the corporate comedy is boring,
Speaker 1: And I said, uh, let me reread this. The previous
Speaker 1: super chat, Zane says, Jay, you almost killed me. I
Speaker 1: was dying laughing listening to you in the gym. I
Speaker 1: dropped at three undred pounds weight. I was laughing at
Speaker 1: your Indian customer service bit a minute ago. Thank you,
Speaker 1: big old two dollars interview? Is he Griffin talk shit
Speaker 1: the whole time? Who's Izzy Griffin? I don't know who
Speaker 1: that is? Anonymous? Ten dollars jay you should read and
Speaker 1: if you don't like it, do mother House Eyes actually
Speaker 1: saved this in the watch later, so check out the
Speaker 1: watch later here. It's funny you said that because I
Speaker 1: saved it right here and I don't know what it is,
Speaker 1: because what's that big YouTuber guy when whendagon when do something?
Speaker 1: I saved it in here and then I saw his
Speaker 1: stream was like six hours. I'm like, what the hell
Speaker 1: ivean is this? Dude? Let me find it now here?
Speaker 1: It is right here? Wind again. So there's a he
Speaker 1: does a six hour stream and what is it? Help
Speaker 1: me understand what this is? It's a book. It's a
Speaker 1: schizo esoteric, biblical themed popular thing. Is it a book though?
Speaker 1: Because you're saying to read it and he's got a
Speaker 1: six hour last stream? One? Is he reading it? Let's
Speaker 1: see what this is?
Speaker 6: Then I opened that.
Speaker 9: Police Vision Institute Experience Technology and afforded the way do
Speaker 9: you ever feel like.
Speaker 10: You're forgetting something something.
Speaker 11: Important, sport, important, important, important, portant, important ship.
Speaker 1: Now we're back to SpongeBob. Dude, I called it man
Speaker 1: predict the programming. I was saying SpongeBob a minute ago,
Speaker 1: and then here's SpongeBob.
Speaker 12: In twenty sixteen, a Reddit account named mother horse Eyes
Speaker 12: began making bizarre posts across the website. These posts were
Speaker 12: left in the comments of unrelated discussions, seemingly nonsensical rants
Speaker 12: about LSD and the CIA and concentration camps and far
Speaker 12: futures and advanced technology and an entity known as mother Horsees.
Speaker 12: As people went, oh, I think I've.
Speaker 1: Heard of this. I just didn't go I didn't look
Speaker 1: into it very deep. So I think I have heard
Speaker 1: of this. I remember this when was this like a
Speaker 1: year ago? Ortho thug twenty dollars. Thank you for all
Speaker 1: your mean debates. I converted because you aren't a soy mint.
Speaker 1: You just say how it is the realest. Excuse me,
Speaker 1: the meanest people on the internet are the realist people.
Speaker 1: About twenty guys I know have come to rocor My
Speaker 1: parish this year. That's great, Yeah, I think, I mean,
Speaker 1: especially you know, young dudes can see through like the
Speaker 1: fake niceness and the piety signaling. And it's a lot
Speaker 1: of hypocrisy because the same people who are putting up
Speaker 1: the nice front are usually like just vicious vipers in
Speaker 1: reality or in the background.
Speaker 12: But let's see a little bit more of this the
Speaker 12: account to see what they were talking about. They realized
Speaker 12: that if you combine the comments, you get complete narratives,
Speaker 12: narratives that use monstrous body, horror, unhistory, and potential futures
Speaker 12: to talk about an entity beyond the veil of humanity,
Speaker 12: Mother Horse Eyes. So users created a subreddit to monitor
Speaker 12: these posts, and when combined together, it is one of
Speaker 12: the most interesting pieces of horror fiction that I have
Speaker 12: ever read.
Speaker 1: So is it like just gnostic right? Because it sounds
Speaker 1: like there's this big entity. Is that some sort of
Speaker 1: gnostic ARCon or something?
Speaker 12: Hello everybody, Today, we are going to be talking about
Speaker 12: the full story of Mother Horse Eyes and the Flesh
Speaker 12: Interface series. This story is a long one, as you
Speaker 12: can probably tell from the timestam. We're going to go
Speaker 12: through the story, talk about the characters, the timeline. This
Speaker 12: doesn't mean anything to you yet with several of the
Speaker 12: connections and analysis made as we go. Now that being said,
Speaker 12: Mother Horse Eyes is truly a one of a kind story,
Speaker 12: and I wouldn't want this video to rob you of
Speaker 12: the experience of it. So I'll have the Mother horse Eyes.
Speaker 12: I read it with the full story lad out for
Speaker 12: you to read in the description or if.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I think we should probably do it.
Speaker 1: If we were to do this, we should read the things.
Speaker 1: But I mean, if it took him six hours, dude,
Speaker 1: that's how long is Let's see how long the actual
Speaker 1: thing is? Here? I thought he was going to leave
Speaker 1: a link. Where is it at? Oh? Here it is.
Speaker 1: Damn dude. This is a freaking this is an online
Speaker 1: book t ld R. Let's see is this just one page?
Speaker 1: Or is this the whole thing? Okay, this is this
Speaker 1: is the whole thing. Interesting. Yeah, people love the Schitzo
Speaker 1: stuff now right Like Skitzo. Skitzo is so hot right now, Like,
Speaker 1: if you're like Skitzo or whatever, you are like so
Speaker 1: freaking hot right now. Oh my gosh, it's so hot.
Speaker 1: Dance dance dance, Calm run Hunter runs, thank you for
Speaker 1: the Protestant. Protestant is am ended video. I agreed to
Speaker 1: debate a friend and let's just say he got mogged.
Speaker 1: Speaking of comedy, I like you too, like the video
Speaker 1: Jester Maxing on Gossip Goblin's channel. It's weird to get
Speaker 1: a super chat asking me to go like a video, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't even watch it, just like it. That's kind
Speaker 1: of funny though, And what's the channel? People are just
Speaker 1: sending me super just like videos, Gossip Goblin? Should I
Speaker 1: watch the video or you just want me to like it?
Speaker 1: That's a high price for a like. Jester Maxon at
Speaker 1: the Club is officially new? Justter maxon a club is
Speaker 1: the new matter? Justin Maxson at a Club. Wait, this isn't
Speaker 1: the right channel. You said gossip Goblin, not mean culture.
Speaker 1: Where's that?
Speaker 5: I dude?
Speaker 1: Jester Maxing on Gossip Goblins channel? Okay, I'm that Gossip
Speaker 1: Goblin channel. There's not a lot here. Where's it?
Speaker 5: I dude?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, this dude has one point four million. I
Speaker 1: thought it was one point four Kate, here we go.
Speaker 1: Did you not fucking hear what I just said?
Speaker 13: Clause he got brutally framed, mogged by gorbo, he got
Speaker 13: turbo cortisol, noaked.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's so over for clausey oh.
Speaker 14: Yeah, closey was just a maxing on twizzy stream.
Speaker 12: Before clocking peak cop in front of the aura pods.
Speaker 1: It's never been more over over.
Speaker 13: You got eighteen months to ascend like me, or you're
Speaker 13: gonna get one shotage try to spike my quarters off.
Speaker 13: I'm calm max, I'm framed, locked in sooth.
Speaker 1: I mean most of my debates had turned into jestermaxing
Speaker 1: as I frame mogged all of the posers because they
Speaker 1: couldn't stand my aura. So I don't understand, like, what's
Speaker 1: the point of even doing the debates because the debates
Speaker 1: are all uh, not spiking my quarters all, it's just
Speaker 1: spiking other people's cortisols.
Speaker 15: Bill wage cells are soothing.
Speaker 16: Spare some credits.
Speaker 13: Boss trying to dermal glaze my way to Becky Tea.
Speaker 17: Please.
Speaker 13: You staff roared me, and you're gonna be slopping up
Speaker 13: these clappers. Gorbo just got brutally stool mogs by baby
Speaker 13: Corn at the goon junction. My fellow citizens, I've just
Speaker 13: been informed that Garble is chopped.
Speaker 6: Clausey is the new risking weird.
Speaker 1: Damn dude, this ship goes hard dog. Do you imagine
Speaker 1: like the boomer as seeing this like in the boomer
Speaker 1: like boom, we're trying to figure out whether this is
Speaker 1: it would just like melt their mind, dude, But thank
Speaker 1: you for that. Yes, I do know about mother Horse
Speaker 1: eyes d jewels five dollars. I knew you was on
Speaker 1: the brink because you had a debate about debate rules.
Speaker 1: In the middle of a debate. M this girl scene
Speaker 1: to come and do she's seen to coming, Zane says, dude,
Speaker 1: whatever you do, I'm listening. What if I just sat
Speaker 1: here like a radio jock shock jock from the nineties
Speaker 1: and I just did fart noises and monkey sounds and
Speaker 1: uh and talk like a radio shock jock like I
Speaker 1: don't mean, I don't mean a freaking Howard Stern. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about like Bob and Tom in the Morning, Dude,
Speaker 1: Bob and Tom in the morning. That's Boomer radio shock jock. Shit.
Speaker 1: Do they still they still exist? They're still doing their thing, Dude.
Speaker 1: Four hours and the Boomers are still listening to Bob
Speaker 1: and Tom. I want do you think they do? Oh,
Speaker 1: Bob died, Okay, so Bob's already dead. He died a
Speaker 1: month ago. That's crazy. So Bob and Tom is not bobbing,
Speaker 1: not Bob and Tom. They should they should call it
Speaker 1: not Bob and Tom. Do they still do like you
Speaker 1: think they still do? Like monkey noises and far soud?
Speaker 1: What do these people talk about? Let's see what Bob
Speaker 1: and Tom talking is. What boomers are still listening to,
Speaker 1: like radio shows, Let's see what they talk about.
Speaker 18: It started a guy named Hamish Link later as as
Speaker 18: Abraham Lincoln. Manhunt is and it's it's terrific. It's about
Speaker 18: the search for John Wilkes Booth. It's really good. It
Speaker 18: came out a year or two ago, but I wanted
Speaker 18: to make sure we got there, and I think Josh
Speaker 18: nailed up.
Speaker 1: But I'm already starting to go to sleep. Here, come
Speaker 1: on now, Bob, not Bob and Tom. Tell me to
Speaker 1: get funny. Where's some fart noises?
Speaker 5: Dude?
Speaker 1: Some toilet flushes?
Speaker 5: Hey?
Speaker 1: I thought if I was getting radio shock jocks, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm getting.
Speaker 18: This is a really good actor. He was on whatever
Speaker 18: it was, the old Christine.
Speaker 1: So Bob and not Bob and Tom is basically just
Speaker 1: boomers trying to remember ship. Yeah, you got that one
Speaker 1: guy that was in the movie with that other guy.
Speaker 1: And then they're they're trying to you're trying to do that,
Speaker 1: get the get the the floppy disk, and the other
Speaker 1: guys forget what what he's doing.
Speaker 18: Anteres of Old Christine, which was a really funny show. Anyway,
Speaker 18: if you get a chance, that's a really good kind
Speaker 18: of history, uh historically based story about the search for
Speaker 18: John Wilkes Booth, really really good. But in any event,
Speaker 18: they're still trying to find these Lincoln papers. I mean,
Speaker 18: and I've done something that stupid, or I've put something
Speaker 18: on the roof of my car the bumper and driven off.
Speaker 1: Oh what riveting radio here, dude, riveting. In fact, they'll
Speaker 1: probably be better off if they would go back to
Speaker 1: the fart noises and the toilet flushes. Dude, this has
Speaker 1: put me to sleep.
Speaker 18: But it wasn't as tragic as this, although it was
Speaker 18: one time, because it was a fresh Starbucks cappuccino grande.
Speaker 19: I'm going into the Starbucks and the freaking purple hair
Speaker 19: kid says, do you want more sewing your lockey? And
Speaker 19: I said, what the hell language are you speaking the
Speaker 19: kids these days?
Speaker 6: I'll tell you what. That's a bummer.
Speaker 20: I saw a video yesterday of someone driving away with
Speaker 20: a coffee on the hood of their car or on
Speaker 20: the roof, and somebody goes, hey, you got and they
Speaker 20: hit their brakes and the coffee fell and.
Speaker 1: Then oh my gosh, could you imagine.
Speaker 21: The coffee of the car. He didn't even listen. It
Speaker 21: spills over.
Speaker 20: All poured inside their window.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I fell.
Speaker 1: Where's the monkey sounds? Where's the far noises in the toilet?
Speaker 18: Oh? That sounds like something you'd stage for a great video.
Speaker 22: If what if we staged it? It could be a
Speaker 22: skit stage. They did a great job because it seemed
Speaker 22: very real. Oh, that's terrific, just by the reality. Yeah,
Speaker 22: sometimes you never know. Yeah, I remember, uh, Bob and
Speaker 22: I were in a taxi in New Orleans. We were
Speaker 22: coming from the airport, and I think that I don't
Speaker 22: think they regulate the cabs in New Orleans.
Speaker 6: I mean, why do you say that?
Speaker 1: Was that even funny? You know? There was the most
Speaker 1: annoying part of the whole history of the shock jocks,
Speaker 1: the boomer era of the shock jocks, is everyone constantly
Speaker 1: laughing really loud at every comment, and it's like, obviously
Speaker 1: that part wasn't even supposed to be. But they're so
Speaker 1: fake that it's trained into them, it's ingrained, it's imprinted
Speaker 1: into them to constantly laugh anytime there's a pause, because
Speaker 1: I mean, is it maybe that's the norm for radio.
Speaker 1: They were taught at radio school, broadcasting school, like don't
Speaker 1: have pauses, fill the dead air with fake laughter.
Speaker 18: Oh, because they're just so junkie.
Speaker 23: And anyway, she's almost becoming the monkey sounds.
Speaker 1: So they just replaced the old shock jock monkey sounds
Speaker 1: with the Boomer wine mom, who laughs like a monkey.
Speaker 5: Wait.
Speaker 18: So we're in a taxi and then a guy or
Speaker 18: on some kind of a free way. This guy pulls
Speaker 18: up next to us, and he's frantically waving and pointing,
Speaker 18: and you know.
Speaker 1: Boomer Radio is just Boomer's bitching about Boomer shit. Basically,
Speaker 1: like I tried to park and the damn computer, the
Speaker 1: damn robot at the parking venue was basically cussing me
Speaker 1: out here, I am cussing out a robot. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the how?
Speaker 18: You always wonder what you know? What's going on? Why
Speaker 18: is is you? And and it turned out that the
Speaker 18: car had a flat tire and the whole deal.
Speaker 1: But riveting stories. Wow, Boomer Talk radio.
Speaker 15: On the cutting edge riven situation.
Speaker 18: You never know what is this am I being set
Speaker 18: up to be robbed. You couldn't feel that he had.
Speaker 19: Follow the damn immigrants and I'm gonna get robbed, and
Speaker 19: the damn computers and the soy lattes from the pink
Speaker 19: haired people at.
Speaker 1: The Starbucks tired.
Speaker 18: Uhh wha. That's, by the way, really convenient. If you're
Speaker 18: in a taxi and you get a flat tire.
Speaker 8: The irony, the irony. I'm trying to get somewhere. I'm
Speaker 8: on a tight time schedule, I don't have my car,
Speaker 8: hence the taxi, and they got.
Speaker 1: A flat Could you imagine imagine a taxi with a.
Speaker 20: Flat Well, two weeks ago, I was driving next to
Speaker 20: our truck and its engine was on fire.
Speaker 1: I could see they got gen X dude with tattoos.
Speaker 24: They're like, we've got to appeal to the younger audience
Speaker 24: that listens to radio.
Speaker 1: And they're like, there's no younger audiences listening to radio.
Speaker 24: Well, let's bring in the gen X tattoo guy because
Speaker 24: he looks kind of cool, you know, like maybe he
Speaker 24: was a roadie for you know, the Blind Melon's Band
Speaker 24: or something.
Speaker 1: And then the young people will resonate with him and
Speaker 1: he can kind of be the joke.
Speaker 20: Teller as well through the through Like the tire you
Speaker 20: could see it was on fire, and I'm honking at
Speaker 20: the guy and I'm trying to show him that his
Speaker 20: engine's on fire, but trying the pan like I'm like, like,
Speaker 20: I had no.
Speaker 15: Like pantomime fire, that's funny. How do you do fire?
Speaker 1: If you're playing a pantomime game, how would you do fire?
Speaker 1: That's funny, that's funny. Okay, I can't do this is awful, dude.
Speaker 1: How about the do they have the fart sounds? They
Speaker 1: do fart compilation?
Speaker 15: This will be funny. Who farted in the studio?
Speaker 1: International work. It's gonna be the wy mom dude. They're
Speaker 1: gonna say it's the joke will be that it was
Speaker 1: the wine mom comment or that.
Speaker 25: Farted company Spaces recently teamed up with Dutch lifestyle brand
Speaker 25: Maurice Della Marius to create Spirit Travel.
Speaker 1: None of these are words.
Speaker 25: It's a fragrance that can allegedly boost productivity and make
Speaker 25: people feel more at ease in the workplace.
Speaker 1: Irritating when you speak French.
Speaker 25: It's French.
Speaker 6: It is like Trabek does it.
Speaker 18: Yes, it's the same pardon productivity at work.
Speaker 1: It's funny because she said the French word the way
Speaker 1: the frenche says it makes it funny.
Speaker 25: It can be influenced by a variety.
Speaker 1: And so they're doing fart noises the factors.
Speaker 25: Which smell is one of the least obvious quart.
Speaker 6: So you're saying, my parents.
Speaker 18: So what they're doing is they're they're improving.
Speaker 1: So they're still doing the fart sounds. I mean, how
Speaker 1: did I know that, like thirty years past the nineties
Speaker 1: the boomer talk radio is still doing the fart sounds.
Speaker 6: You smell at the workplaces?
Speaker 1: What's happening?
Speaker 25: Feelings, Likeriitation, annoyance, and stress can effectively be countered.
Speaker 1: Any of you.
Speaker 6: Any of you ever farted in here and gotten away
Speaker 6: with it?
Speaker 1: Yes, told you, ye hahaha, it would be the wine mom.
Speaker 1: It was so funny. Flames two dollars. How do clergy
Speaker 1: deal with this? What is wrong with it? I don't know, dude,
Speaker 1: Dan twenty dollars release a book on debates. Nobody's going
Speaker 1: to read a book on debates, Dude. People don't read books.
Speaker 1: They're not going to read a book on debates, so
Speaker 1: appreciate the super jed though Jay is not a church father,
Speaker 1: He's a church stepfather. A haha, zeno five fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: Maybe now you'll have time to do the Supernatural Review.
Speaker 1: What is that? Oh you mean do a stream where
Speaker 1: they cover cryptids, Nephelin, dark goddess, illuminate, confirmed gnostic antichrist storyline?
Speaker 1: Are you saying that I do a thing called Supernatural
Speaker 1: Review or that there's a channel called Supernatural Review. I
Speaker 1: thought about doing that today because we've done a spooky
Speaker 1: streaming a long time. Those are fun. People love these,
Speaker 1: you know, scary stories. Are you afraid of the dark?
Speaker 1: Spooky bedtime stories? In the middle of the afternoon? I
Speaker 1: guess it's I guess it's seven o'clock now, but to me,
Speaker 1: it feels like it's middle afternoon. But whatever, dude, Uh okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't know why I even went into
Speaker 1: torturing you with Bloomer Talk Radio. Oh my gosh, dude,
Speaker 1: could you imagine listening to that every day for like
Speaker 1: three hours on the work drive, like if you were
Speaker 1: in La or you're in some giant seria driving the
Speaker 1: car for like two hours a go to work. Could
Speaker 1: you imagine listening to these boomers whatever the hell they're
Speaker 1: talking about, then the fart jokes for oh my gosh.
Speaker 10: And the lattege and the flat tire and the coffee
Speaker 10: spilled all over for hours.
Speaker 1: Eddie says, Debate my mama, she on child support. Okay,
Speaker 1: tell her to call in. Ain't no more Collins, dude.
Speaker 1: Zaye says, I'm still listening. Chris says, Joe Biden Radio,
Speaker 1: Actually about your right. I bet you those are Democrat
Speaker 1: boomers and that's like the average Democrat boomer. Uh show, Josh,
Speaker 1: are you retired, retarded, retireded, retired. I'm a Yankee boomer
Speaker 1: saying the word retire it retired, it retired and Boston retired. Jay,
Speaker 1: show that wigger, show that a Wiga stays in motion.
Speaker 1: I mean the stream is right now, dude, it's still happening.
Speaker 1: Have you watched Spider in a why yet? Florida man
Speaker 1: says not yet, but I do plan to do you
Speaker 1: already get through all your super chests. Finn says, for
Speaker 1: ten dollars, no, some online guy to ten dollars. Jay,
Speaker 1: do one minute on kill Tony. I heard the way
Speaker 1: that works is that you have to hang around the
Speaker 1: comedians at the kill Tony thing for a long time
Speaker 1: and then you put your name into the basket. So
Speaker 1: you basically have to go to the thing a whole
Speaker 1: bunch and keep putting your name in and kind of
Speaker 1: like get in the circles of the stand ups, and
Speaker 1: then you get one minute to get roasted. So I
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't live in Austin, so I don't.
Speaker 1: I can't go to kill Tony for two months to
Speaker 1: try to get involved in that milk some online guy
Speaker 1: ten dollars. At least milk Toast corporate friendly comedians are
Speaker 1: better than Casey Rocket. They probably are. That comedy is
Speaker 1: called milk Toast. Normy slop Drome says yet who. I
Speaker 1: don't know who k. C. Rocket is, but it is
Speaker 1: fun to roast stand ups because they're usually terrible. And also,
Speaker 1: I don't I mean, so basically it seems to me
Speaker 1: like a rigged game if you want to do stand up,
Speaker 1: because you either have to go to New York or
Speaker 1: LA and be woke, which seems impossible, or you have
Speaker 1: to go to Austin and be in the circles of
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan, which I don't know how you get in
Speaker 1: the circles of Joe Rogan's stand up people. Look. I mean,
Speaker 1: I know Kurt Metzker and Sam Tripoli, but that doesn't
Speaker 1: necessarily mean that you're gonna be able to go and
Speaker 1: do stand up at Comedy Mothership per se. So it
Speaker 1: just seems like some sort of locked world. And I
Speaker 1: mean it would take so much time and energy that,
Speaker 1: I mean, I can already do a live stream and
Speaker 1: talk to you know, ten twenty forty fifty seventy hundred
Speaker 1: thousand people. Does it Just it seems like a weird
Speaker 1: trade off to try to do it sounds fun. It
Speaker 1: just seems like overcoming impossible hurdles just to get stage times.
Speaker 1: So I don't I just it doesn't the trade off
Speaker 1: doesn't seem Casey Rocket is supposed to be bad. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's see who this is. Okay, this is somebody who's
Speaker 1: on kill Tony. Oh, this dude. I think I've seen
Speaker 1: this dude before. Okay, so he's been on there a bunch. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's we'll give him his best So this is supposed
Speaker 1: to be his best clips. Let's see, by the way
Speaker 1: I would go on kill Tony. Sure, why not. I
Speaker 1: don't care. I mean, I dude, we get I've been
Speaker 1: roasted on the internet for freaking how many years? Fifteen years.
Speaker 1: I don't care about getting roasted by these dudes. Excuse me, sir,
Speaker 1: te phote. This is supposed to be his top three
Speaker 1: best ones, and you guys in the chat uh are
Speaker 1: saying he's no good. So let's see. Let's see what
Speaker 1: I've never heard of. I've seen his face, but I've
Speaker 1: never heard these jokes. So let's give it a whirl.
Speaker 26: Okay, yeah, this is how you remind me.
Speaker 3: Alright, very cool? Hell yeah, mayback music? All right, very cool?
Speaker 1: Um, one point for singing nickelbockbo nickel butt right away.
Speaker 3: I think I just shook my maneuvering loose. All right,
Speaker 3: there you go.
Speaker 1: I gotta yeah.
Speaker 3: It's basically been the worst week of my life. My
Speaker 3: fiance tried to break up with me for drinking too
Speaker 3: much robotestin in the bedroom. This ever happening?
Speaker 1: Boys, Huh that was terrible, dumb.
Speaker 3: Well, you tell me who got the better end of
Speaker 3: the deal, because she married a banker. And I can
Speaker 3: smell ghosts now, so pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I was all right, I can smell ghosts.
Speaker 5: I like it.
Speaker 3: Uh, Danny Phantom, all right, very cool? Hell yeah, I
Speaker 3: think the dow Jones just dropped. I gotta go.
Speaker 1: I gotta don't get that one. He's a little too manic. Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I get it, this is part of your stick,
Speaker 1: but I've never really liked the manic stand ups. They
Speaker 1: just seem to be it's like a huge distraction from
Speaker 1: the jokes they're telling. Like, uh, like Howie Mandel. You
Speaker 1: ever seen Howie Mandel back when he would do his
Speaker 1: weirdo like schizo routines back in the day, and Howie
Speaker 1: Mandel was a prop comic, and usually they're pretty terrible.
Speaker 1: Like I don't know if Howie Mandel was on uh
Speaker 1: cocaine or what, but like he was just like insane, dude.
Speaker 1: He was like the original, just spurging out, dude, watch
Speaker 1: this what what?
Speaker 27: This so exciting to be back and everything and that
Speaker 27: I'm really happy you've been on the road for three
Speaker 27: months now, right, And I hate performing on the road
Speaker 27: because the car's drive by, the splash overshoes.
Speaker 1: What we'll tell me to do. The whole thing is
Speaker 1: that imagine that dude doing that for like an hour set,
Speaker 1: or a forty minute set, or do a five minute
Speaker 1: set like what I mean, I don't know, but I
Speaker 1: guess it worked or I don't know he had some
Speaker 1: Jewish connections. I don't know, but coull augh. It throws
Speaker 1: me off.
Speaker 27: At what else can I tell you? But this is
Speaker 27: so exciting to be back in the shoom. My parents
Speaker 27: are watching.
Speaker 1: Hi, it's just spurging out just to spurg out. I
Speaker 1: don't think it really adds to the to the It's
Speaker 1: not funny, but maybe maybe people remember it like it's
Speaker 1: a it's a it's a way to get people to
Speaker 1: remember your stick, because you know that whoever left this
Speaker 1: comedy club that night, like they went away saying, remember
Speaker 1: that weird dude, Remember the weird spurgy Jewish guy. Like
Speaker 1: at least everybody remembered it. I don't know if it
Speaker 1: was funny, but they remembered it. Yeah, I'm a pr
Speaker 1: and I so this guy's kind of like he's like
Speaker 1: the redneck ish version of this.
Speaker 3: Got nights like this. I understand what JFK killed himself?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 28: I uh, is that a conspiracy?
Speaker 1: I mean I kind of like the conspiracy weirdness of it.
Speaker 1: His spurginess is really annoying, but so far I'm not
Speaker 1: angry at it yet.
Speaker 28: The people think about that's what I think you had, Jackie,
Speaker 28: oh and his zero all day?
Speaker 6: When are you gonna get a real job?
Speaker 24: Breathing?
Speaker 3: All right? Very cool? Hell yeah, I thought that was
Speaker 3: kind of funny. Oh the Dutchman's key.
Speaker 1: Uh now, I don't get what's the Dutchman's key? Is
Speaker 1: that A I don't get that one, Okay. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: this is my entry reduction to this guy. So I've
Speaker 1: never seen this before this first one minute. I mean,
Speaker 1: it was weird and spurgy, but I didn't think it
Speaker 1: was terrible. I mean, if you compare this to the
Speaker 1: rest of the people on this show, which it's like
Speaker 1: ninety nine percent of time, it's just unbearably awful. Let's
Speaker 1: see what else he's got. Yeah, I've always liked weird comedy. Though.
Speaker 1: When I say weird though, I don't mean like this spurgy.
Speaker 1: How you mendel stuff that's not funny. I mean like
Speaker 1: the weirdy this the you know, I mean, Sam hid
Speaker 1: stuff is weird. Like that kind of stuff is funny
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 26: I really can't stay Oh yeah, get lost, real trap shit.
Speaker 1: Come on now, get out of here. I gotta get
Speaker 1: out of here.
Speaker 28: At midnight, I turned back into Kirsten Dunce, so just
Speaker 28: gotta keep moving.
Speaker 1: I kind of like this. That's funny, Peter, Please, what's
Speaker 1: with all the haters? I kind of like this so
Speaker 1: far yet real big Uncle Ben Krap Get out of here.
Speaker 1: Maybe this is why I should never do stand up.
Speaker 1: Like if I think this is funny, you guys all
Speaker 1: hate it. Maybe that's a sign.
Speaker 24: I'm just popping it.
Speaker 6: I got nothing to lose. Hell yeah, no, I gotta
Speaker 6: get out of here.
Speaker 28: My buddy found some original oxy cotton in his attic
Speaker 28: last night, so we're gonna get faded and watch Yelming
Speaker 28: highlights later.
Speaker 6: Should be badass. I thought this is all right.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: You move good for a big man, don'ty.
Speaker 1: Folks.
Speaker 28: A lot of people talk about being California sober.
Speaker 3: Me I'm Biloxi, Mississippi sober.
Speaker 28: That's where I do a bunch of whippets and lose
Speaker 28: my son on a riverboat gambling trap.
Speaker 1: I don't think this is that bad. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: wacky as shit, but I like whacky stuff. What can
Speaker 1: I say much. Will you credit me better than how
Speaker 1: we mindel the boy?
Speaker 6: It's okay, go with the nice man. Get real. I
Speaker 6: gotta get.
Speaker 1: Out of here. I don't get the pig snorting stuff.
Speaker 1: That sounds like the Jewish woman in the nineties that
Speaker 1: I met. That was her whole routine.
Speaker 28: I promise my buddy I would do ge hot later,
Speaker 28: So I gotta get going, get out of.
Speaker 1: This is kind of funny. I don't know what are
Speaker 1: you guys hating it so much? That's kind of funny.
Speaker 28: We're having fun, youngest guy around, nothing to loose, just
Speaker 28: being brave.
Speaker 6: Oh sorry about that. Red Pepper's all right, We're doing good.
Speaker 28: Oh yeah, never meet your heroes, folks. We all know
Speaker 28: the Lorax speaks for the trees, but in two thousand.
Speaker 1: That one I didn't get it. But I kind of
Speaker 1: like the wackiness of seven. I saw him say the
Speaker 1: N word. Okay, this is not that bad. I don't
Speaker 1: understand you guys are like hating on this. This is
Speaker 1: not that bad. You know what's funny is like, this
Speaker 1: is probably the style of stand up that I would do.
Speaker 1: So maybe this is a key sign that I should
Speaker 1: not ever do stand up.
Speaker 28: I just got to keep moving. Biden's trying to drone
Speaker 28: strike me right now. I could feel it.
Speaker 1: By the way. I think there's a possibility I could
Speaker 1: go on Maton. I did text with Maton when we
Speaker 1: were in LA and he said that yes, he would
Speaker 1: like to have me on, So I think in the
Speaker 1: near future that's a real possibility. I don't know how
Speaker 1: that would go, though, would be super weird. I mean this,
Speaker 1: The Sam Hyde one's good. The John Koyaku one was
Speaker 1: really good. That was funny, It was fun. How would
Speaker 1: I handle Maton? I don't know. Man, that would be
Speaker 1: a really wild one. It'd be fun to see.
Speaker 28: Good luck, yeah, real, Yeah, I hate ambient. I'm glad
Speaker 28: you brought that up. I uh, last time I took Ambien,
Speaker 28: I accidentally donated my car to one eight seven seven
Speaker 28: Cars for kids. Fucked up part is I live in
Speaker 28: my car?
Speaker 23: Uh No, I why do you guys hate it so much?
Speaker 1: Explain to me why you hated so much. This is
Speaker 1: not as bad as I thought. He's not that bad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I could handle Maton. I don't, but it'd
Speaker 1: be weird to see what angle he would try to
Speaker 1: troll me with. Because I mean I handled the Jesse
Speaker 1: Lee Peterson trolling like Judo moves, dude, like there was
Speaker 1: no like I trolled JLP like equal of him trying
Speaker 1: to troll me. So uh, I mean Maton would definitely
Speaker 1: be a level of trolling above JLP. But I think
Speaker 1: in the trolling uh semi finals, I think I'm ready
Speaker 1: for Maton. I mean, I handle JLP with Judo moves,
Speaker 1: so I think I think I can handle it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I could see you guys saying like he represents like
Speaker 1: just the shitty Reddit type of vibe, but just on
Speaker 1: the level of the humor. Like it's pretty funny to
Speaker 1: me so far.
Speaker 3: Live with all these little kids, breathe them.
Speaker 1: I don't like PDF jokes though, those are always gross
Speaker 1: to me. So is he making PDF jokes? That'll that
Speaker 1: usually ruins stuff for me.
Speaker 29: Folks.
Speaker 30: There's no easy way to tell a child their parents
Speaker 30: are dead. There's no easy way to tell a child
Speaker 30: their parents are dead. There is a really, really fucking
Speaker 30: scary way to do it. Get over here, goofball.
Speaker 1: This is actually funny.
Speaker 26: Your dad fell on the grill at Bennie Hannas last night,
Speaker 26: thought he was gonna pull through. Then they brought out
Speaker 26: the onion Bulkay, now, yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, I might have to disagree. This
Speaker 1: is kind of funny to me. Okay, I know all
Speaker 1: you guys are just saying cringe. Then who is funny?
Speaker 1: All right? Who do you think is actually funny? I
Speaker 1: mean in terms of like stand ups, right, I mean
Speaker 1: Sam Hide his stand up was great, it was super funny.
Speaker 1: But like in the stand up world outside of Sam Hyde,
Speaker 1: I want to know who you guys think is actually
Speaker 1: funny because there's so many haters.
Speaker 15: This is so cringe, this is awful.
Speaker 1: So tell me who's actually funny. Don't say Norm McDonald.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows Norman Donald's funny. I want to know who
Speaker 1: the haters think is funny. Yeah, we all know Mitch
Speaker 1: Hedberg is funny. I'm talking about like not people dead
Speaker 1: ten years ago, fifteen years ago, like people today that
Speaker 1: are funny. Yeah we know Sam Hid, Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Tim Dillon is funny. Sure, see, we got some people.
Speaker 1: So basically just like you guys are just listing like
Speaker 1: the top five stand ups. So Eric Andre was funny
Speaker 1: when he had the show, that the show was funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you. You guys think I'm funny. Appreciate that.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: I'm not seeing a lot of Mark Norman. I know
Speaker 1: Bla is a big Mark Norman fan. I haven't seen
Speaker 1: you guys are joking with Amy Shermer. Surely right, dude.
Speaker 1: The funniest stand up of all time is Chelsea Handler.
Speaker 1: She's the funniest of all well, of course, so everybody's
Speaker 1: hating on the young up and comers, and everybody's just
Speaker 1: listing like the top. Dave Chappelle is funny. Yeah, of course,
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle's funny. And Avery Pastor, Mike pastor Randy Balls
Speaker 1: is the funniest stand up of living memory, Mark Schultz,
Speaker 1: Mark Norman pastor, Who's pastor, Mike? Are you talking about
Speaker 1: Jim Bob's pastor?
Speaker 5: Mike?
Speaker 1: Look up Patrise O'Neill. Dude, I know who Patrise O'Neill is.
Speaker 1: I've been watching stand up since I was eight years old.
Speaker 1: I know who Patrice is. Yeah, Patrice was always he
Speaker 1: was definitely funny. Yeah, Key and Peel are funny, They're
Speaker 1: they're not stand up. So I'm specifically saying stand up.
Speaker 1: So I need to know because you guys are are
Speaker 1: not vibing with Casey Rocket. I kind of like this
Speaker 1: wild wacky style. I always like that, Like the silly
Speaker 1: stuff to me is always funny, Like I always thought,
Speaker 1: you know, Andy Kauleman was that style. Stuff was funny.
Speaker 1: So who else everybody's saying a lot of people are
Speaker 1: saying Dan Soder? Okay, let's see who Dan Soder is interesting.
Speaker 1: I've not actually heard Dan Soder, so maybe we should
Speaker 1: do some of these reels. Let's see friction maxing. You
Speaker 1: hear about this?
Speaker 29: No friction maxing is this? Obviously it's an online idea.
Speaker 29: Like everyone everyone's maxing. Everything's maxing, everything's max.
Speaker 6: Everything's to the max.
Speaker 29: Friction maxing is when instead of like making it easy
Speaker 29: on yourself, you make it.
Speaker 1: Dude, who is this down syndrome? Co host?
Speaker 5: Dude?
Speaker 1: This dude is like down syndrome from freaking over the tracks, Dude.
Speaker 29: The hardest way possible. Let's say you need like a
Speaker 29: roofing contractor you don't google that. You ask someone and
Speaker 29: they're like, oh, I know a guy. You're like, okay,
Speaker 29: you check them out. You just do like everything, it
Speaker 29: takes the longest way as opposed to the easy way.
Speaker 4: I'm kind of thinking I might be into friction max
Speaker 4: I think I think that's how I live my life.
Speaker 29: Me too, I'm into friction maxing now, Like if I
Speaker 29: go to the doctor's office, I'm like, I'm not looking
Speaker 29: at my phone the whole time.
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna look at people.
Speaker 1: Now, they call that raw dogging, right, raw dogging.
Speaker 29: Yeah, I mean I'll like friction maxing better.
Speaker 4: Friction maxing does sound better because raw dogging is without
Speaker 4: a condom, and that's the coolest thing in the.
Speaker 29: World, which is also just known as sex. Yeah, like
Speaker 29: thousands and thousands of years it was called and now
Speaker 29: we're like, oh, that's raw dogging.
Speaker 1: Just that's kind of funny. Uh okay, Yeah, I'll have
Speaker 1: to check out Dan Souter of not seeing his any
Speaker 1: of his stand up anyway. Where are we at? I'm
Speaker 1: just totally lost off in. Do you guys like these
Speaker 1: stream of Consciousness Like we didn't even half the time
Speaker 1: the titles of our streams. We don't even do the titles,
Speaker 1: which is kind of the fun, right, we never know
Speaker 1: where there's this live stream goes. And I love the
Speaker 1: stream of consciousness style improv. That's my that's my vibe.
Speaker 1: Some online got some guy online. Look up Martin Phillips. Martin,
Speaker 1: you tell my Martin Lawrence. You tell me more Lawrence, Yo,
Speaker 1: you're gonna talk about a girl booty, y'all. Have us
Speaker 1: seen him booties that big y'all? Have vers seen the
Speaker 1: booty that be?
Speaker 29: I was like, damn gird of booty.
Speaker 1: That's all. That's all I remember from like nineties, Like
Speaker 1: black stand ups in the nineties, dude, they all had
Speaker 1: like the same routine. You tell my more An laws y'all,
Speaker 1: I'm about to get a show on WB Dog. You
Speaker 1: so crazy, you know what I'm saying? Like we talk
Speaker 1: about like booty, Yo. You ever see like a white
Speaker 1: girl booty that white girl, buddy that saw the sag
Speaker 1: and then you see like a black oh bit damn girl.
Speaker 1: Like that's all it was like in the nineties, dude,
Speaker 1: Let's see what Martin Lauren is talking about. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Dog? Yeah? What's up? How much you
Speaker 1: want to bet he do a booty joke? That's right,
Speaker 1: that's right.
Speaker 31: I hear the ladies hollering from me like I'm fine,
Speaker 31: fellow biack Paul Deva, She y'all ain't gonna believing on
Speaker 31: he did the.
Speaker 1: Mean, it's nineteen ninety four. He did the mean she
Speaker 1: and then this motherfucker.
Speaker 31: I remember I couldn't get the women back in the day.
Speaker 32: Now I got women fucking me talking about I don't
Speaker 32: know what it is about you.
Speaker 31: It wouldn't happen to be this hundred grand in my
Speaker 31: motherfucker pocket way.
Speaker 1: That was kind of funny, But thank y'all for coming out.
Speaker 1: This means a lot. I'm having fun. I'm even noticing
Speaker 1: white people are coming. Here we go, here, we go,
Speaker 1: make a white joke.
Speaker 32: I hope you make a joke. Do you ever see
Speaker 32: white people dance? Y'all ever see white people? They'd be like,
Speaker 32: black people are like, what the hell are white people
Speaker 32: doing trying to dance?
Speaker 15: Now?
Speaker 5: You guys like me?
Speaker 1: Now, y'all never used to say shit to me.
Speaker 6: Just move out the way, nigger mom.
Speaker 1: Now it's actually pretty white people like, ain't Martin?
Speaker 15: You fucking good bye?
Speaker 1: I like, how forever and ever, every black comedian has
Speaker 1: always done the white person voice and the white people
Speaker 1: dancing joke. It never gets old too, right, But I
Speaker 1: actually think it's kind of funny. Right. I don't care
Speaker 1: about it, but we should be able to do the
Speaker 1: black voice. You know what I'm saying, like it should
Speaker 1: have been. It should be it should be allowed for
Speaker 1: me to talk the way I truly want to talk.
Speaker 1: Ain't no double standards, That's all I'm trying to say.
Speaker 1: So yeah, but I got the fuck with you cause
Speaker 1: I like you. I gotta talk about this thing called racism.
Speaker 1: It bus shit, we got a racism bit. This is
Speaker 1: all the tropes, dude, black stand ups, especially back in
Speaker 1: the nineties. It's the exact mirror of the way that
Speaker 1: women comedians are always being and will always be. Right,
Speaker 1: my boyfriend, my mom, chocolate Vagina sacks. Right, that's all
Speaker 1: women comics, that's the five topics that they're limited to.
Speaker 1: And then for black people, it's y'all. Ever see the
Speaker 1: white people try to dance? Y'all y'all ever see the
Speaker 1: black girl booty? But it was a white girl booty? Yo?
Speaker 1: Racism white people?
Speaker 6: Look, we what you all?
Speaker 1: Black guy? Right, it's the same routine. Other than me,
Speaker 1: it fucks with me.
Speaker 31: I cannot believe racism still exists.
Speaker 23: She she, It fucks me up when some white people
Speaker 23: don't accept black people in America because you brought us
Speaker 23: to this motherfuck we.
Speaker 1: Was in Africa.
Speaker 5: I don.
Speaker 1: Remember in the nineties when the white dudes would go
Speaker 1: on uh what was a deaf comedy gym and evening
Speaker 1: at the Apollo, and dude, ninety nine percent of the
Speaker 1: time the white dudes would get booed off. Remember evening
Speaker 1: at the Apollo. If y'all don't know this, that was
Speaker 1: some wild shit. Dude. They would have a giant uh
Speaker 1: cane that they would pull you off of right when
Speaker 1: the crowd starts booing you. You got to see this
Speaker 1: if you don't seeing this stuff, dude. And if I recall, uh,
Speaker 1: there was only a couple white dudes that could ever
Speaker 1: tame the black comedy audiences. Right. So here here's a
Speaker 1: black dude getting booed off of the stage evening at
Speaker 1: that Apollo. And oh that's this is where Steve Warby
Speaker 1: got his He got his he got his start at
Speaker 1: this right watch this. This will give you an example.
Speaker 1: By the way, if I recall, I think Jim Carrey
Speaker 1: was one of the few white people because black dudes
Speaker 1: loved Jim Carrey. They've always loved Jim Carrey. I think
Speaker 1: he was able to win over and tame the evening
Speaker 1: at the Apollo audience.
Speaker 31: So yeah, please welcome to the stage.
Speaker 1: Jeane Renee. By the way, let's talk about being mean.
Speaker 1: Think about the world of comedy and like the way
Speaker 1: people think, oh you PJ Diars mean dude, could you
Speaker 1: imagine any of those people trying to make it at
Speaker 1: evening and at the Apollo. By the way, I think
Speaker 1: I'm one of the few white boys that could perhaps
Speaker 1: perhaps survive an evening at the Apollo. Listen. I used
Speaker 1: to play basketball. I know the secrets to win over
Speaker 1: black people. Number One, impressions. If you can do impressions,
Speaker 1: do black people will love you. You can. Even if you
Speaker 1: do a few impressions and it makes the black people laugh,
Speaker 1: you can then get the past to impersonate black people.
Speaker 1: Then they love it. Right, Jim Carrey went over all
Speaker 1: the black people with impressions, but some black people can't
Speaker 1: win over the black girl. Watch, says Jean Renee. That's
Speaker 1: the thing is brutal, dude.
Speaker 15: It was brutal, dude.
Speaker 1: Dude. His brother just walked out. They're already doing He
Speaker 1: just walked out out. Dude's already getting boozed. He just
Speaker 1: appeared all right, Jeane, how you doing?
Speaker 18: John Man.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought it was all stand up? Was it
Speaker 1: also like variety show?
Speaker 6: Was it?
Speaker 5: Was?
Speaker 1: It like singing to and I'm from church and singing
Speaker 1: all right? Damn, his brother just came from church. He
Speaker 1: was singing hymns. He just showed up. He's already getting booed.
Speaker 1: Oh what are you gonna do for us tonight?
Speaker 6: Gene?
Speaker 1: You bring me joy?
Speaker 6: Why we need a bacon?
Speaker 1: You bring me Johnny. Listen, all the black people in
Speaker 1: the audience know that black people in the audience know
Speaker 1: I'm telling the truth. Because if a white dude is
Speaker 1: on the basketball team and he can make everybody laugh
Speaker 1: and do impressions, I'm good, dude, I'm good for Jean.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, by the way, then the black dudes will
Speaker 1: all be like, hey, do dude, do that pressure? Do
Speaker 1: do that presson on the teacher? Hey, hey, do do
Speaker 1: do that impression of Obama? Do that impression? I think
Speaker 1: they need to give him a chance. In him on
Speaker 1: my right awright. See he just doing crane corps. Give
Speaker 1: this man a chance, he said, Shoot, dude, it took
Speaker 1: five seconds and he's getting booed off the stage. That's
Speaker 1: that's how rough the Apollo was due. He even started
Speaker 1: booing himself. He was like, all right, I'm doing I'm
Speaker 1: out here boot, I'm gonna boo myself. He should have
Speaker 1: just would have been funny if you had to turn
Speaker 1: around and started booing what everybody else? Oh, they had
Speaker 1: the clown come out. They used to have a cane
Speaker 1: that would pull you off, like out of a cartoon
Speaker 1: or something. Dude, So did Sindbad host it? Truly? Sindbad
Speaker 1: didn't get pulled off the stage, did he? Let's see?
Speaker 1: I want to see a white boy actually making it
Speaker 1: on evening. Let's see. Oh here's a white dude. Let's
Speaker 1: see if he can make it. Watch this new jersey
Speaker 1: in the house. A lot of people say, you look
Speaker 1: like the president? Man, what do you feel about that?
Speaker 29: That's right, I definitely do no doubt.
Speaker 1: Listen, look what I tell you. He did an impression
Speaker 1: of Bill Clinton.
Speaker 33: Do that.
Speaker 1: All black people already love him. They're like, honest, white
Speaker 1: boy doing impressions.
Speaker 3: I love it. What you gonna do for tonight, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna do Shaggy. It wasn't me, all right?
Speaker 1: See what I mean? If you're a white dude and
Speaker 1: you can do impressions and be silly do. The black
Speaker 1: people love it, but you better not try to sing
Speaker 1: R and B and fail. You will know you won't
Speaker 1: show your face, y'all.
Speaker 5: Give it up.
Speaker 1: My man. My thought.
Speaker 29: This one goes out to two answers.
Speaker 3: In my life, Hillary and Harlem. There we go, Honey
Speaker 3: came in and she coming around on this door. We
Speaker 3: will but naked burn on the bathroom.
Speaker 1: See a white dude figured out how to crack the code.
Speaker 1: All you got to do is just do an impression
Speaker 1: and sing a goofy R and B song or something,
Speaker 1: and you're good. Dude. Oh, here's a crazy white chick.
Speaker 1: She's gonna get booed dude.
Speaker 10: Uh oh, Elizabeth, she's got a troll talk into her.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: The funny thing about this show is like this is
Speaker 1: like uh uh, you know American Idol or whatever before
Speaker 1: American Idol, but it's black American I So it's like
Speaker 1: ghetto American Idol. But but the fun of the show
Speaker 1: is when the people are bombing, like William hung bombed
Speaker 1: on American Idol. Right, Welcome to the Apollo Theater.
Speaker 14: You you you make your home where here in New
Speaker 14: York City and you're originally from from Puerto Rica.
Speaker 1: Also, she's a latin Ax, dude. She thought she thought
Speaker 1: she had enough street crib. Being Latinax, she can make
Speaker 1: it mmmmm erca an island that I'm familiar with. You
Speaker 1: could get away with with a black crowd. You could
Speaker 1: get away with being funny. But if you can't sing,
Speaker 1: like if you could do stand up and do impressions,
Speaker 1: you can get away with it. But if you're gonna
Speaker 1: sing to a black audience, you better be able to sing, dude,
Speaker 1: or you're gonna get trounced.
Speaker 3: And you're gonna do some comedy.
Speaker 1: Comedy, all right.
Speaker 15: Go on out there.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, Oh even worse. I thought she was gonna sing.
Speaker 1: She's Oh man, he chose comedy.
Speaker 15: I'm an Elizabeth mcga flab.
Speaker 12: Come on, Apollo, how about you hate child of the eighties?
Speaker 15: And a spirit is trying to speak through.
Speaker 1: Me right now? There's like two seconds dude. Anyway, how
Speaker 1: do we get onto this? Oh, y'all said to watch Patrees.
Speaker 1: Let's see what happens when you get booed. See the
Speaker 1: whole y'all. Y'all all basically see a lot of y'all
Speaker 1: is racist in the audience, and you hating on every
Speaker 1: stand up. But you're just like the Apollo crowd that
Speaker 1: you hate. I'm joking, just boo and just hating on
Speaker 1: everyone's boo boo no matter what first words out boo.
Speaker 1: Good grief, dude. All right, let's let's find uh white
Speaker 1: comedian who is successful here. I guarantee it's going to
Speaker 1: be the people either making white jokes or doing impressions.
Speaker 1: Watch here's a white boy.
Speaker 32: Now he's opened up for Jeff Foxworthy, Bernie Mack and
Speaker 32: my girl Mark with Choe.
Speaker 1: And he has entertained our troops on the USO tour.
Speaker 1: Please you went on t e y on like six four.
Speaker 33: It sucks being tall, though, because sure people always mess
Speaker 33: with you like midgets. You know, they're always starting stuff.
Speaker 33: Ay sasquatch. How's the weather up there?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Why don't you checked it through? If
Speaker 1: you do, If you're a white dude and you do
Speaker 1: a white dance, the black people love it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 33: I went to Jamaica.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's nice.
Speaker 18: Tomega's nice.
Speaker 1: I got stopped at customs.
Speaker 33: The lady thought I was high, you know, She's like,
Speaker 33: are you bringing any drugs into Jamaica. I was like
Speaker 33: drugs into Jamaica. That's like bringing slim fast Ethiopia. So
Speaker 33: I live in Brooklyn too, Uh yeah, yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 33: Brooklyn's nice.
Speaker 1: People don't appreciate it, man, there's so much cultural stuff there.
Speaker 33: Like I was walking through the park today. I see
Speaker 33: this old man doing Thai chi, like that's beautiful. But
Speaker 33: then I look closer. It's not an old man doing
Speaker 33: Thai chie. It's one of those heroin guys that never
Speaker 33: falls over.
Speaker 1: Yeah. See that's how you like you could. You can
Speaker 1: do it, you can get away with it anyway. Let's
Speaker 1: see the last one right here, last one say oh yeah,
Speaker 1: what's up? Man? How you doing? Hey?
Speaker 33: I'm alright tonight, hollm, how you doing alight?
Speaker 1: He walks out like a dad but also a pimp,
Speaker 1: but also British.
Speaker 3: Like what now, I'm from an swept all right?
Speaker 1: For the people out there who ain't got no map,
Speaker 1: where is that at?
Speaker 3: Man, that doesn't really matter because this is where it's at.
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's like dad core British pimp, but also, uh, how do.
Speaker 5: You back home?
Speaker 1: You want to see gonna sing? Let's see what he's gonna do.
Speaker 33: I gotta thank all the people in Jackie Robinson Park,
Speaker 33: because that's why I wrote this track.
Speaker 1: Man, that's hot.
Speaker 3: That's hot.
Speaker 1: Now I'm feeling I'm feeling that that chain man.
Speaker 6: What you gonna do?
Speaker 28: What was the name?
Speaker 3: Oh man, I'm gonna bring the love all right, give
Speaker 3: it up.
Speaker 1: My man, bon von Vaughan, y'all.
Speaker 17: Oh the bon von Von.
Speaker 27: I have the best job on the planet, flying around the.
Speaker 15: World and Mike Love.
Speaker 28: Down planets.
Speaker 17: Happens.
Speaker 1: Oh, I like it. He was this dude, British dude
Speaker 1: was doing cringe Corps twenty years ahead of time. Dude,
Speaker 1: get it on a bon pond. What did I say?
Speaker 1: He dances like a goofy white dude. Boom, You're in dude. Listen,
Speaker 1: if you are ever in a dangerous situation, you're in
Speaker 1: the ghetto. You're on the streets right, you get approached,
Speaker 1: you getting held up, Start dancing send like a goofy
Speaker 1: white dude. Start singing something. Be careful you don't sing
Speaker 1: bad though. You're good. This nobody does this strategy. You
Speaker 1: got them. If you make the black people laugh, you're good.
Speaker 22: Dude, get it on.
Speaker 3: Hump with extreme the whole Well, this is bad.
Speaker 1: The whole world is a bad.
Speaker 17: Shamas and h O.
Speaker 1: This is awesome. I love this. This white dude cracked
Speaker 1: the cold dude, What did I tell you? Do an impression? Dance,
Speaker 1: goofy actially like a pimp or something. You're in man.
Speaker 1: I guess Bill Burr he won him over. Does Evening
Speaker 1: now the apolo still exist? Or is it? Does it
Speaker 1: not exist? I want to see by the way, I think,
Speaker 1: did Jim Carrey ever do this? I think he did.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe he didn't do the apollo. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Anyway, it would just be proven what I said, like,
Speaker 1: if you if you're a white dude, even at a polo,
Speaker 1: you better have an impression and you better be able
Speaker 1: to dance like a white dude. Let me get back
Speaker 1: to the Superjets. Some guy online says, Nah, dude, Patrese
Speaker 1: Martin Phillips, you killing me Wigert No, no, no, I
Speaker 1: know who Patrese O'Neill is. I just thought it would
Speaker 1: be funny to pull up Martin Lawrence. That's why I
Speaker 1: did it. I know the difference between Patrese and Martin. Dude.
Speaker 1: Bro I was in the nineties. I remember when the
Speaker 1: WB existed. Okay, and the WB was Martin and the
Speaker 1: Jamie Kennedy Experiment. Hello, I forget what else is on
Speaker 1: the WB. Well, I don't know what else is on there.
Speaker 1: Maybe there's those are the ones that are memorable. The
Speaker 1: Chicken says, Nate Bargatsi is pretty funny. He's got good
Speaker 1: dry humor. I mean, I've seen some funny Nate Bargatsy clips.
Speaker 1: He's I don't watch a lot of Nate Bargatsy, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure he does. He do clean comedy. I think
Speaker 1: he does clean comedy. Yeah. This this is the boy,
Speaker 1: this boy from Tennessee right here from Nashville, the king
Speaker 1: of clean comedy. Yeah, he does clean stuff. Angelo's says,
Speaker 1: for ten dollars, you gotta watch Dan soder Andre The
Speaker 1: I and Macho Man impressions are some of the best.
Speaker 1: He did this with wil Sasso uh on CVV with
Speaker 1: also impersonating Hulk Cogan. That sounds funny. I can't believe
Speaker 1: y'all think I don't know who Patrese O'Neil is. Dude,
Speaker 1: Doug Stanhope has a funny ju joke. Watch it. Well,
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't do a link in a super chat, Dude,
Speaker 1: does it come up if I put it in? Let's see.
Speaker 1: You know, I think Doug stand up could be funny
Speaker 1: at times. The problem is, like those really nihilistic atheist comedians,
Speaker 1: it's just so dark that it get it gets, it
Speaker 1: gets too dark to where I don't feel like it's funny.
Speaker 1: I don't mind some dark jokes, you know what I
Speaker 1: mean here and there? But is this the joke you're
Speaker 1: talking about? Like the History Channel like it turned Remember
Speaker 1: when the History Channel was actually history stuff in the
Speaker 1: late nineties and then it became Aliens, Nazis and Holocaust.
Speaker 1: That's all it was. Is that the clip? That's kind
Speaker 1: of funny?
Speaker 14: People make a fucking dollar off of the talent that
Speaker 14: are just it could be cut out their middlemen, their
Speaker 14: fucking leeches, and they.
Speaker 1: Don't always U up. Ooh, sizzles, sizzles? All right? I
Speaker 1: got lost? How do we we got it? We always get?
Speaker 1: Do you like? Do you guys like the detours into
Speaker 1: like metal and stand up? I don't even know. You
Speaker 1: gotta tell me if you like this or is this?
Speaker 1: I mean, you guys are sending me super chats. I
Speaker 1: guess you like it. That's a good gauge, so we
Speaker 1: didn't even get to the ghost shit. Whatever. Let's see
Speaker 1: where are we at. There's a ton of super chats here.
Speaker 1: Will you do any more formal debates? Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: opposed to formal debates. I just don't know that the
Speaker 1: religious debates are like I would still do. I would
Speaker 1: do like another Kayla Bryan Shapiro, you know that kind
Speaker 1: of a political that kind of stuff feminism. Sure, Luigi
Speaker 1: got shrimp ten dollars. I love you, Jay, God bless you.
Speaker 1: Can we still come help? Will you still help clean
Speaker 1: up the debate room? I mean, if you guys asked
Speaker 1: me a question in a super chat, I will answer
Speaker 1: your question. So yeah, if you ask me a question
Speaker 1: like what do I do to debate like a master debater?
Speaker 1: I won't answer your questions absolutely. Thank you for the
Speaker 1: well wishes. Iron Giant five dollars. We had an African
Speaker 1: do in a pastor show up at an African dude
Speaker 1: and a pastor show up at our inquirer's class and
Speaker 1: try to debate the three. This sounds like a comedy.
Speaker 1: Here can we get a video clip of this? Why
Speaker 1: are you gay with your idol?
Speaker 32: I come directly from Africa, and I do not believe
Speaker 32: in all of your idol you have in your.
Speaker 1: Church and the pastor's like, why do y'all got them idols?
Speaker 1: I agree with my my African friend here.
Speaker 15: How many idols can we have in one church?
Speaker 1: Friend? This sounds awesome. However, this must have gotten crazy
Speaker 1: because the red he says in the super chat, our
Speaker 1: other priest didn't even let him into the building. This
Speaker 1: is funnier than stand up dude. We need a video
Speaker 1: of this African dude. He probably had African garb onto
Speaker 1: he showed up. Why are you gay? Why do you
Speaker 1: have so many id together with a Baptist Pastorge under
Speaker 1: debate and your priest didn't even let him in the building.
Speaker 1: This sounds awesome. None of your business, five dollars. I
Speaker 1: just want to take this minute to shout out Trent Horne,
Speaker 1: who absolutely sucks Jay. Thank you for all the you do.
Speaker 1: I learned much from you. Thank you. None of your business.
Speaker 1: Shout out to all the bipod queens in the audience
Speaker 1: eight and says for five dollars, hail to the Bipod queen.
Speaker 1: The queen's ott herderock of wigsantium. He knows the proper titles,
Speaker 1: of which there are many. Thank you so much. La
Speaker 1: two says Jay. I'm a cradile orthodox. I greatly appreciate
Speaker 1: your content. Thank you very much. I'm actually one of
Speaker 1: the top one percent fans according to the YouTube data,
Speaker 1: and I'm proud of it. That's also the kind of
Speaker 1: fan that will show up at my bathroom at night
Speaker 1: ready to choke me if I'm making mad. So that's
Speaker 1: a that's a dangerous type of fan. But I love you.
Speaker 1: Craftsman says, for five dollars, you are a peacock. We
Speaker 1: gotta let you fly. I read that, but I like it.
Speaker 1: I'm'na read it again. Lisa blues lover five dollars. Sola
Speaker 1: only texts are wildly actually anti context. I think you're
Speaker 1: talking about solar scripture of protesses quoting that be gentle
Speaker 1: versus when you're actually rebuking demonic evil, false teaching exect.
Speaker 1: You know, they're just trying to keep a brother down,
Speaker 1: that's all it is. They don't want this, they don't
Speaker 1: want to play a to exercise his full potential. They're
Speaker 1: trying to stunt me. You know what, I'm saying, ain't
Speaker 1: gonna happen. I'm a Judo.
Speaker 6: Move him.
Speaker 1: I'm a Judo. Chop Judo, outdo them. They coming at me.
Speaker 1: I'm a Judo. I'm gonna move around, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: blow up macle I don't know nobody. Jerome says, for
Speaker 1: ten dollars, don't worry, Jaye, we have your memorial service
Speaker 1: fit for a wig's antim king. Where did anybody get
Speaker 1: this idea? I was retiring. All I said was I'm
Speaker 1: done debating retards. That's it. Everybody just interpreted it their
Speaker 1: own way. Everybody went Protestant with my with my phrase,
Speaker 1: interpreted themselves. Griff off five dollars. You mentioned a movie
Speaker 1: that was indie where a guy was trying to perfect
Speaker 1: their ritual and steal a body and no. So I
Speaker 1: saw this independent horror movie that I've never been able
Speaker 1: to figure out what it was. I want to say
Speaker 1: it was mid two thousands, maybe two thousand and five six,
Speaker 1: and it was a foreign movie. It could have been Italian,
Speaker 1: it could have been a Polish horror movie. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was foreign movie though, because it was subtitles and
Speaker 1: it was a Roman Catholic priest who everybody thought he
Speaker 1: was like a normal priest or whatever, but he was
Speaker 1: engaged in these secret rituals because he was an occultist
Speaker 1: who believed that he could live forever through putting his
Speaker 1: soul into another body. So he believed in reincarnation. But
Speaker 1: then he figured out this through some ritual, he could
Speaker 1: put his soul into some unfortunate body and then move
Speaker 1: on and always I just remember it as being like
Speaker 1: that was a pretty creepy, weird, esoteric but I've never
Speaker 1: been able to find it. It's been forgotten. By the way,
Speaker 1: there was also another movie I've never been able to
Speaker 1: find from I want to say twenty two thousand and
Speaker 1: eight nine. I saw it on like IFC independent movie
Speaker 1: channel one night randomly, and it was like Napoleon Dynamite,
Speaker 1: but it was about a girl and it was this
Speaker 1: nerdy girl. And no, it's not I know you're all
Speaker 1: going to say, oh, it's a Valley of the Dolls.
Speaker 1: It's not that. It was a girl who went to
Speaker 1: work at like a donut shop or like a fast
Speaker 1: food joint, and she was just super nerdy and it
Speaker 1: was like the female version of the Daployon Donna. It
Speaker 1: was actually funny. I've never been able to find what
Speaker 1: that movie was. So there's like there's a handful of
Speaker 1: movies that are like lost to history that I've never seen.
Speaker 1: And I've looked at, you know, various chat GPTs, you know,
Speaker 1: nobody can. I've looked at various periods over the years.
Speaker 1: Never been able to find either of these movies. It's
Speaker 1: not ghost World. It doesn't have anyone famous in it.
Speaker 1: Ghost World has Scarletjohanson in it. It was much more
Speaker 1: like Napoleon Dynamite in terms of like indie kind of
Speaker 1: quirky style. It wasn't Ghost World. And the girl that
Speaker 1: got the job like she even kind of looked like
Speaker 1: Napoleon Dynamite. It was like it was literally, I mean
Speaker 1: they were they were probably trying to copy Napoleon Dynamite.
Speaker 18: But for a girl.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't ghost World. And this was more like
Speaker 1: two thousand and six seven eight. It's not a good Burger.
Speaker 1: It wasn't black people. It was white dudes. If you
Speaker 1: guys have any ideas as to what those movies might be,
Speaker 1: feel free to suggest it, although I doubt many of
Speaker 1: you are going to gonna figure it out. It's not dollhouse. No,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the chat to see if anybody has
Speaker 1: any ideas. Y'all are talking about some dude that's gay
Speaker 1: in the chat, who is zol Zone has basically taken
Speaker 1: over the chat and everyone is debating his sexual status.
Speaker 1: H you're here just to insult the chat. All right,
Speaker 1: you're going, dude, get out of here. I assure you
Speaker 1: my chat is not low IQ. My chat is a
Speaker 1: majority fast boys. So if you're gonna try to do
Speaker 1: dysgenics in my chat, you're gonna get weeded out. Son,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get cold out of this chat. Okay, here's
Speaker 1: an mon's turd. Somebody says there might be a interesting
Speaker 1: two thousand and three film. Let's see interesting. I don't
Speaker 1: think I had to do with poop jokes.
Speaker 9: M m.
Speaker 1: This looks way more B movie ish and uh I
Speaker 1: remember yeah, now this is this is This is way
Speaker 1: more homemade. This was like a full production indie. It
Speaker 1: wasn't like B movie gray. It was a movie gray,
Speaker 1: but it was like independent independent style. No, it wasn't
Speaker 1: this whatever this is. It wasn't a silent bob. No,
Speaker 1: you guys are never gonna even uh you know, somebody
Speaker 1: did mention one time attack of the Killer Donuts I
Speaker 1: think before, but I don't think this was twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: This was earlier than that. Now, this isn't it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it wasn't a horror movie. It was just a It's
Speaker 1: just one of those nerd like super you know, cork
Speaker 1: chungus nerd people trying to you know, coming of age
Speaker 1: kind of. It was just like napulling donamite. No, I've
Speaker 1: seen all of the Jared Has movies. It's not Sasquatch
Speaker 1: King anyway. I don't think you guys are going to
Speaker 1: figure it out, do you might know the horror movie.
Speaker 1: It's weird too that there's like these forgotten movies. Imagine
Speaker 1: making a movie like they you know, whoever made these,
Speaker 1: they probably spent you know, years of their life, you know,
Speaker 1: to make their dream come true. And then unfortunately some
Speaker 1: of these movies have like just been forgotten to history.
Speaker 1: Fast food, Fast Women. I don't think it was a
Speaker 1: two thousand era, but let's check. I mean, in other words,
Speaker 1: not from the year two thousand. It would be more
Speaker 1: like two thousand and eight or nine. No, I don't
Speaker 1: think this is it.
Speaker 34: Uh, let's see is this a foreign film.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think it was this anyway. Good tries,
Speaker 1: though I appreciate you guys attempting a nice try. Dude,
Speaker 1: hell whole for the horror movie. I mean, there can't
Speaker 1: be that many movies about a priest trying to reincarnate
Speaker 1: in a dead body. I mean, but maybe maybe AI
Speaker 1: is going to get like super advanced to where it
Speaker 1: can know and figure out this stuff. Hell whole. And
Speaker 1: this is from twenty twenty twenty four. Now I'm talking
Speaker 1: about an independent movie that came out around two thousand
Speaker 1: and five six seven. This this is a foreign movie though,
Speaker 1: so but it says this is a shutter movie from
Speaker 1: a year ago. Now, this isn't Superstar. Let's see. No,
Speaker 1: I can't, No, it's not. It's nobody famous like no
Speaker 1: Center out Live people. It's all indie people. And this
Speaker 1: is freaking what's her fame? And Molly Shannon. This character,
Speaker 1: by the way, I never thought it was funny. This,
Speaker 1: this character is so stupid and not funny to me.
Speaker 1: I never understood why people thought this character was funny.
Speaker 1: It's like one of the worst. No, it's not Juno again, guy,
Speaker 1: it's not Ego versus Shark, but I like everything from
Speaker 1: Flight of the Concords. But no, it's not serbian film. No,
Speaker 1: it doesn't have anybody famous in it. It was an
Speaker 1: independent film. Fast Food High.
Speaker 5: Let's see, I.
Speaker 1: Don't see a movie called Fast Food High. You and
Speaker 1: I T why you, and I t why It's not
Speaker 1: The Order that's Heath Ledger trying to ingest sin as
Speaker 1: a sin eater. That movie is terrible. But The Order
Speaker 1: is so bad you can't even watch it. Dude, It's awful.
Speaker 1: Bernie Max stand up review, Dude, I can't even understand
Speaker 1: half of what Bernie. It's like, what the hell is
Speaker 1: Bernie Mack even saying? Blah? And I'm like, what did
Speaker 1: Bernie Mac just say? Why people are dying laughing at him,
Speaker 1: like I don't understand what he said? You would kill
Speaker 1: it on kill Tony, I don't know. You just never know.
Speaker 1: Legend of the East. I clicked on but what have
Speaker 1: But would you do? Wait? I just clicked in would
Speaker 1: you do high tier religious debates with Gavin. Gavin has
Speaker 1: said like ten times he won't debate. I don't know
Speaker 1: where you guys get the idea that Gavin or Gavin
Speaker 1: is never going to debate all these people that you think,
Speaker 1: what don't you just debate Govin or what they've already said,
Speaker 1: like ten times they won't. Your watching and likes is
Speaker 1: almost equal. That's crazy. I don't know if I've ever
Speaker 1: seen that. Oh wow, that's crazy. Twelve hundred likes and
Speaker 1: thirteen hundred viewers at this phase, that's pretty crazy. I
Speaker 1: don't think I've ever seen that. Sanctuary. Oh that might be.
Speaker 1: That sounds that sounds possible. Sanctuary two thousand and nine,
Speaker 1: That sounds like it could be. See this is the
Speaker 1: power of the audience, dude. This isn't no way this
Speaker 1: different movie. Let's see, well that says TV series. Let's
Speaker 1: see this looks like some nam thaie movie. Dude, it's not.
Speaker 1: There's no tie movie with Asian dudes jumping around kicking shit. No, dude,
Speaker 1: it's a priest trying to put his soul into another
Speaker 1: body in a ritual in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1: So what the heck are you guys talking about? Sanctuary
Speaker 1: two thousand and nine. Dudes recommending like Korean tie like
Speaker 1: Jim Lee, not Jim Lee, Bruce Lee movies. Dude, dude,
Speaker 1: it's not ego versus shark. It's not nobody famous, not
Speaker 1: fly the concourse. Anyway, you guys are never gonna get it.
Speaker 1: Let's just give up. I don't think you guys will
Speaker 1: get it. It did sound like something legit. They're like
Speaker 1: like Sanctuary, sounds like the type of title it would be. Anyway,
Speaker 1: maybe we'll do that. Look, I must still be doing
Speaker 1: the constant live stream of you guys. There's nothing to
Speaker 1: worry about. If you really want your theology questions, feel
Speaker 1: free to ask them to me. You can just We're
Speaker 1: just not going to be debating retards. It's that simple.
Speaker 1: Nothing to worry about. I'm not going to an old
Speaker 1: folks home. Uh, let's see where was I got lost
Speaker 1: in the super chats here? Let's see none of your business.
Speaker 1: You can't sharpen iron with snowflakes. There are many snowflakes.
Speaker 1: Very accurate, Papa Pumpkins, says David the Naked Rouse, long
Speaker 1: known look around how that song go? I hated David
Speaker 1: the name too, Like I remember when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: Like you'd be watching Nickelodeon and you're waiting for something
Speaker 1: good to come on, and then you're having those like
Speaker 1: sit through freaking David the Gnome episodes. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: please Ugh into Temptation ninth Heart, Dude, you got I
Speaker 1: feel like, now you guys are just making up titles.
Speaker 1: You just making up movies that sound like it'd be real.
Speaker 1: Just totrolled me to get me to look up a
Speaker 1: bunch of fake ass movies, and you're just giving me, like,
Speaker 1: you know, Taiwanese action flick titles, which is kind of
Speaker 1: funny though you and I t why By the way,
Speaker 1: I knew that that wasn't Queen Latifa. You think I
Speaker 1: don't know my fellow bipop divas. I know who Queen
Speaker 1: Latifa is. I just wanted to sing you and I
Speaker 1: t wy. I'll try, y'all. We gotta stay together, all
Speaker 1: my people, we gotta stay bound together, dude. So if
Speaker 1: I start singing you and I t e y, don't
Speaker 1: assume that I don't know who Queen Latifa is. Bigots.
Speaker 1: Damn No, it's not the Fountain, dude. What in anything
Speaker 1: that I described would be like Hugh Jackman reincarnating in
Speaker 1: Rachel Weiss. There's not even any Roemcalloy priests in that movie.
Speaker 1: The movie is called Napoleon Dynamite, but it's a girl
Speaker 1: from two those seven. By the way, I did do
Speaker 1: an analysis of the Fountain. It is in esoter Callly
Speaker 1: with three look up bullet with Mickey rourkean Tupac. We
Speaker 1: forget about that era of the nineties when they were
Speaker 1: like taking Martin Lawrence and Tupac and giving him a
Speaker 1: movie roles. There's quite a few of those. Actually, yikes, dude, this,
Speaker 1: I bet you.
Speaker 5: This is.
Speaker 1: Rough. Dude, You and I t why do it even
Speaker 1: have a trailer? Oh, Patty, don't making the drup mane yo.
Speaker 1: Tupac trying to look like slick Rick. Dude, what's up?
Speaker 1: I guarantee you he said, Yeah, I'm gonna look like
Speaker 1: Slick Rick in this video because he's a fucking pump.
Speaker 1: You will not take orders. You got a problem with that?
Speaker 1: Do y'all want me to go back to wearing the canole?
Speaker 1: I mean, I got a candle hat. Maybe we should
Speaker 1: go back to that era because basically hats are pretty
Speaker 1: much ruined, right, but like shitty dudes ruined almost all hats,
Speaker 1: so you can't wear like not like I was gonna
Speaker 1: wear a Fedora anyway, but I mean the atheist ruined fedoras.
Speaker 1: I mean Baseball hats are okay, But the problem is
Speaker 1: baseball hats are like, uh, they're too casual, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, wearing a baseball cat. I mean I
Speaker 1: still wear those. That's basically the only hat that you
Speaker 1: can get away with. And the trucker Hat's okay. I've
Speaker 1: been wearing that trucker hat and the interviews and whatnot.
Speaker 1: But I feel like maybe it's time to just go
Speaker 1: freaking fuzzy cane goole dude, just go straight up slick rick.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I need a Doochi chain too.
Speaker 32: By the way, what's up, hey, your boy yo, don't
Speaker 32: come see me?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 5: Do what I asked?
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I call that fucking mighty go listening. I
Speaker 1: told him we gotta smoke him my soul and they'll
Speaker 1: be going by. Look. Give this to prove it. I
Speaker 1: didn't even recall there was a Tupac movie. That's crazy. Oh,
Speaker 1: here's a trailer.
Speaker 5: He did eight years in prison, the free well Man,
Speaker 5: for a crime he didn't commit.
Speaker 24: I rabbed the old man.
Speaker 18: Flick is still up.
Speaker 1: Oh Bully keeps draged to call. Now he's out to
Speaker 1: protect me. Oh man, this looks like unwatchable dude, poor
Speaker 1: Mickey Rourke. Dude, what happened to that?
Speaker 5: Dude?
Speaker 1: Like, I know Mickey Rourke was in the Orthodox movie.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's becoming Orthodox. And I'm not justs seeing Mickey Rourke.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like there was obviously like peak Mickey
Speaker 1: Rourke in the nineties, because if you remember, he was
Speaker 1: the villain in I mean, he was still getting like
Speaker 1: major roles. He kind of his career is kind of
Speaker 1: like parallel with Van Damam, right, because he was in
Speaker 1: Double Team. He was the villain in Double Team. And
Speaker 1: then I guess drugs and alcohol. I don't know Bikey
Speaker 1: Rourke's story, but and then I didn't see Mickey Rourke forever.
Speaker 1: And then remember one day he like popped up on
Speaker 1: Twitter saying he would he wanted to beat up Alex Jones.
Speaker 1: Like you don't hear from Mickey Rourke for like fifteen years,
Speaker 1: and then like in twenty seventeen, he's like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: beat the shit out Alex Jones. And then you don't
Speaker 1: see Mickey Rourke for another ten years until he pops
Speaker 1: up in Man of God for like one minute. What
Speaker 1: like just that's a wild career, dude, And His physical
Speaker 1: transformation is also crazy too, because if you look back
Speaker 1: at Mickey Rourke in Double Team with Van Dam, when
Speaker 1: he was the villain, he was like this, he was
Speaker 1: like buff as hell ready to kick some butt, right,
Speaker 1: he was about to take down Van Dam dude. Right,
Speaker 1: So he went from like looking like buff villain dude
Speaker 1: in movies and then I don't know if he'd got
Speaker 1: like botox or something, or like, let's see, let's see
Speaker 1: what he looked like a twenty ten dude. He was
Speaker 1: turning into like a festival yoga chick.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 1: He looks like a festival. He looked like he's an
Speaker 1: intentional community yoga chick, right, and then he started looking
Speaker 1: crazier and crazier. Then he started looking like he was
Speaker 1: in a he was in the apocalypse already, right, Like
Speaker 1: the apocalypse hadn't even happened, and he's already looking like
Speaker 1: a dude out of the apocalypse. And then it would
Speaker 1: seem let's see if we can find him that clip
Speaker 1: of him saying he was going to beat up Alex Jones,
Speaker 1: which is funny as hell. Dude, Oh, this is nice.
Speaker 1: There was a clip where Alex where Mickey Rourke when
Speaker 1: Alex was getting super popular. I want to say, like
Speaker 1: twenty seventeen, and then Mickey Roy it's probably over Trump
Speaker 1: stuff or something on I'm gonna beat the shit out
Speaker 1: of Alex Jones. I either see him. Remember that. That
Speaker 1: was crazy because Alex talked about it when it happened anyway,
Speaker 1: and then you don't see, you don't hear nothing. And
Speaker 1: then suddenly when they didn't, Man of god, it's like
Speaker 1: you're watching It's like Mickey Rourke's laying in the bed.
Speaker 1: What the heck? What is going on? But he was
Speaker 1: only in the movie for like one minute, right, And
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to hate on the movie.
Speaker 6: I thought that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I love the story of Saint Victorio's, but
Speaker 1: there was something weird with the way they edited this
Speaker 1: movie where it's just like skipping around and it's like
Speaker 1: one minute and then it skips. The editing was just bizarre.
Speaker 1: This made it very difficult to follow anyway. Oh, this
Speaker 1: might be it two thousand and nine movie The Priest.
Speaker 1: I hope you're not talking about that one with Paul
Speaker 1: Bettany because it's not that, but it could be that.
Speaker 1: It sounds like something it would be. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: surprised if you guys actually found the movie that I've
Speaker 1: never been on. Oh no, it's not Paul bettany Priest, Dude,
Speaker 1: that's not it. That's twenty eleven. Now this is a
Speaker 1: Russian movie. Dude, that's not it. Are you talking about? Okay,
Speaker 1: the Paul bettany one, and that's for like a comic
Speaker 1: book movie. That's two thousand and nine, the twenty eleven.
Speaker 1: What movie are you talking about? Dude? I love how
Speaker 1: when I describe a movie, you guys give me like
Speaker 1: a movie that has nothing in common with that. Like
Speaker 1: there was this movie about an occultist in you know,
Speaker 1: two thousand and seven, priest who's in a church trying
Speaker 1: to put himself through a cult rituals into a new body.
Speaker 1: Oh you're talking about the SpongeBob movie from twenty eighteen. What, No,
Speaker 1: nothing like it. I want to see David the Noman
Speaker 1: in his early life. No you don't, because it's all nude.
Speaker 1: Nude dudes, some guy online, did you ever listen to
Speaker 1: laid Back Luke or Afrojack? The names sound familiar. British
Speaker 1: broadcasting used to have hours of them back in the
Speaker 1: day to get me through work. Is that like radio
Speaker 1: shockjock comedy. I mean, if that's in if you're in
Speaker 1: the UK. Now, we didn't, like people in the US
Speaker 1: didn't know about British broadcasting and that kind of stuff
Speaker 1: until probably the twenty tens, it seems like, uh, maybe
Speaker 1: even later, right like the Sherlock Holmes with Benedict Cucumber
Speaker 1: snatch that really made people in America start watching and
Speaker 1: getting interested in, you know, British drama type stuff. So
Speaker 1: I don't think most people in the in the in
Speaker 1: America would have been aware of I mean, I didn't
Speaker 1: even hear about like, you know, famous British comedy sketch
Speaker 1: comedy stuff, Like I just went blank, old Old. My
Speaker 1: mind's turning it much because we're four hours in. What's
Speaker 1: the old Old Bob Old, Dave Old, who's the really
Speaker 1: wacky British sketch guys? I went blank? Anyway, nobody even
Speaker 1: heard about them until I didn't hear about them until
Speaker 1: like twenty ten's. So yeah, the Office UK that also
Speaker 1: brought audiences into I mean, yeah, we were all familiar
Speaker 1: with Monty Python because they had movies, though not because
Speaker 1: of like BBC or radio or whatever. Old Greg, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry yeah, so old Greg and Mighty Boush. Right, I
Speaker 1: didn't hear about Mighty Boush until like twenty ten's and
Speaker 1: you know they're they're super funny. Yeah, Mighty Boush. You
Speaker 1: know what was weird too, is I think Sam Hye
Speaker 1: was talking about this too. I didn't realize that Gareth Maringhi,
Speaker 1: if you watch this, this was way ahead of its time, right,
Speaker 1: and you can watch it all on YouTube apparently, so
Speaker 1: the British comics were doing the Tim and Eric stuff
Speaker 1: that style way before Tim and Eric. If you watch
Speaker 1: Garth Mringhi's Dark Place, which is really funny, by the way,
Speaker 1: it's literally Tim and Eric stuff like ten years before
Speaker 1: Tim and Eric. And obviously I'm not a fan of
Speaker 1: you know that stuff anymore per se in a sense
Speaker 1: of like timinary stuff. But I mean they have some
Speaker 1: funny skits and some funny stuff, and I liked it
Speaker 1: in the twenty tens, but I kind of thought, well,
Speaker 1: they were doing stuff nobody's ever done. But actually, Garth
Speaker 1: Marenghi's stuff is pretty much ten years ahead of them,
Speaker 1: so got to give credit where credits due. I think
Speaker 1: Mighty Boosh is funny. I think they're really funny. That's
Speaker 1: my kind of stuff. Like, to me, that's funny. Benny
Speaker 1: hill Noy, that's Boomer. That's awful Boomer shit. That shit
Speaker 1: is not funny at all. High Planes Grifter, Russian movie
Speaker 1: Night Watching Daywatch. I liked those. I remember watching those
Speaker 1: in the two thousands. I mean that's vampires though. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I've always liked Night Watching day Watch. I thought they
Speaker 1: were really really good. Yeah, exactly, see, we got people
Speaker 1: in the chat that know what's up Garth MORANGI is
Speaker 1: is awesome. I don't think you guys are ever going
Speaker 1: to figure out that movie. There is a TV movie
Speaker 1: called Incarnation from twenty ten that's Polish. Oh it could
Speaker 1: have had a DVD release in the US. M Well,
Speaker 1: it doesn't come up here? Is it about a priest
Speaker 1: trying to reincarnate himself through a cult rituals? Fifty shades
Speaker 1: of gray, fifty shades a gay dude? No, I've never
Speaker 1: liked I'm sorry. I know a lot of people love
Speaker 1: Kids in the Hall. I just I've never liked Kids
Speaker 1: in the Hall. Never thought they were funny. I mean,
Speaker 1: they have a couple of skits that are funny, but
Speaker 1: I hated when kids in the hall would come on
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, it's not from the nineties, dude,
Speaker 1: it's not. It's not going to be from the nineties.
Speaker 1: Fenn sixty four ten dollars. Do you like justice? I
Speaker 1: mean I'm not a villain, so yeah, I like justice.
Speaker 1: I like virtue, I like the good guys winning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say I'm on the side of justice. Sure,
Speaker 1: I'm not a social justice warrior, but I like justice.
Speaker 1: That's a very odd comment there. I'm wondering, do you
Speaker 1: ever do any esoteric deep dives on albums? You must
Speaker 1: be talking about a band or something out Who's Justice, Dave, Justice,
Speaker 1: the Atlanta Braves. I don't know, man, that's a good question.
Speaker 1: We've never really done. I did a pretty in depth
Speaker 1: analysis of radio heads Burn the Witch. That was a
Speaker 1: pretty wild We should have done more of that, but
Speaker 1: you know, music videos are less popular than they used
Speaker 1: to be. I do remember writing an esoteric analysis of
Speaker 1: this though. I wonder if that still is up on
Speaker 1: the internet somewhere. Let's see. I remember writing it with that.
Speaker 1: I think I co wrote it with that New Age
Speaker 1: chick that's still com I'd be crazy if that still
Speaker 1: comes up. Let's see, Oh maybe it is still here. Wow,
Speaker 1: it is Look at that. Huh. I can't leave that
Speaker 1: still up?
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 1: I totally forgot about this. Yeah, so in twenty sixteen
Speaker 1: I co wrote an analysis with that Jennifer Sodini chick,
Speaker 1: an entire breakdown of Radioheads burn the Witch. I totally
Speaker 1: forgot about this, So I'll give you. Here's some more
Speaker 1: for you. Right here is this in the chat. You
Speaker 1: can watch that if you want or read that, I
Speaker 1: should say, and let me put it over here in
Speaker 1: this other chat of the other streams. Yeah, what did
Speaker 1: I say about this to see? Okay, so Radiohead, I
Speaker 1: guess had not done us an album in a long time. Now,
Speaker 1: this isn't an album analysis, but I do remember I
Speaker 1: think we did a podcast on this too, because if
Speaker 1: I recall, is it okay computer which was influenced But
Speaker 1: I had all these like nine to eleven references in it?
Speaker 1: Is that right? So I think, yeah, I think this
Speaker 1: is this is some lore right here?
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's like a do there's like a Mason
Speaker 1: in the video, the little puppet Mason. Dude, like a
Speaker 1: like a grand master. There's a Maypole. I forgot all
Speaker 1: about this, dude. I will say though that the you know,
Speaker 1: Radiohead has a pretty consistent pattern of weird esulitary shit
Speaker 1: going on. Yeah, we do talk about Okay Computer and
Speaker 1: then the what many people believe are the sort of
Speaker 1: nine to eleven references prior to nine to eleven in
Speaker 1: Radioheads album art, because you can see there's like a
Speaker 1: I think that's supposed to be skyscrapers. Yeah, oh that's right.
Speaker 1: Radioheads art in Okay Computer is influenced by Alan Moore's
Speaker 1: government false flag comic book that he wrote. Because people
Speaker 1: don't know that. Before Alan Moore did the other stuff
Speaker 1: that he got famous for, he did this comic book
Speaker 1: about CIA mind controlled drug trafficking. I forget the name
Speaker 1: of that comic book.
Speaker 5: It was called.
Speaker 1: So there's brought to light Alan Moore and Bill Sinkovich
Speaker 1: based on the shocking lawsuit filed by the Christic Institute.
Speaker 1: This is crazy, dude. This is here's a schizo rabbit
Speaker 1: hole right here for you, dude, Alan Moore, the Kroleian
Speaker 1: comic book artists. We've all seen Watchmen, and you know
Speaker 1: Viver Vendetta appears so based his nineteen eighty eight graphic
Speaker 1: novel on Colonel Fletcher Proudy's Secret Team and CIA covert operations. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. I forgot about all this In a book
Speaker 1: Call brought to light that Alan Moore and Bill Sinkovic
Speaker 1: co authored The Numbers of People Kill about the CIA
Speaker 1: sponsored false flag stuff is measured in swimming pools. The
Speaker 1: average human body holds a gallon of blood, so the
Speaker 1: pools of blood is apparently what might be referenced in
Speaker 1: the over or in the Radiohead album art. Hmm, yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I forgot about all this. See what you guys think?
Speaker 1: And again this is this is from a long time ago.
Speaker 1: I might have I might disagree with some of the
Speaker 1: takes I had in this. I don't even remember what
Speaker 1: my takes were in this, but I vaguely remember it now.
Speaker 1: So interesting way, I think it's a pretty good song.
Speaker 1: I'm not like a Matt Massive Radiohead super fan by
Speaker 1: like some of their songs, but I think there are
Speaker 1: or they're I mean, they're like shit libs obviously so,
Speaker 1: but they might be. They might be Krollians. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Prozel twenty dollars, the nineteen ninety five Mortal Kombat movie
Speaker 1: theme song has one of the best technolo tracks. I
Speaker 1: actually bought that single back in the day in the nineties.
Speaker 1: But combat Yeah, chronicles five dollars. Who your favorite m
Speaker 1: trance house artists DJs? There's a lot, because I mean,
Speaker 1: I've been a techno heads since nineteen ninety one, so
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, there's a lot. Like I mean, I
Speaker 1: like all the nineties era stuff like Prodigy, Massive Attack,
Speaker 1: Chemical Brothers, obviously, all the all the ninety stuff that
Speaker 1: I grew up with, Crystal Method. When it comes to
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff, like that stuff still gets a
Speaker 1: lot of play in my Let me just pull up
Speaker 1: my playlist here and see what's on the playlist of
Speaker 1: late because a lot of it's still techno stuff. I
Speaker 1: listened to a lot of on Unabeat stuff. I listened
Speaker 1: to a lot of like Ben Boomer. I still like Nero.
Speaker 1: Nero is one of my favorites for the last fifteen years.
Speaker 1: Probably I'm scrolling through my playlist right now. Obviously, depeche
Speaker 1: Mode is like one of the top three of all
Speaker 1: time for me. I like a lot of Dead Mouse.
Speaker 1: I've listened to dead Mouse for twenty years. Mm above
Speaker 1: and beyond stuff. Listening to them for twenty years. You're
Speaker 1: listening to a State of Trance with Almin van Buren.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've been listening to that stuff for twenty years,
Speaker 1: so those are kind of the classics. More recently I've
Speaker 1: listened to when I'm not listening to like nineties stuff,
Speaker 1: I'm listening to. I listened to a lot of Hannah's mixes.
Speaker 1: I like her quite a bit. Like if I'm doing
Speaker 1: some shit where I need background music, I listened to
Speaker 1: Hannah's stuff usually. I like her mixes a lot. Who
Speaker 1: else am I listening to? I like quite a bit
Speaker 1: of Cat Bond's music because her stuff is very If
Speaker 1: you haven't heard her stuff, it's very cynthy. At least
Speaker 1: her last couple albums are pretty cynthy. I would say
Speaker 1: right now, my favorite Catvande song is probably Fear You.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's one of the bigger ones. But that
Speaker 1: one has, like, you know, two million views, So if
Speaker 1: you haven't heard, if you like synth stuff, you would
Speaker 1: like this one. She did a she did a song
Speaker 1: with Gunship that's pretty good, but it's it's kind of slower.
Speaker 1: I like faster stuff, so but her Gunship song is good,
Speaker 1: Black Blood, Red Kiss, this one's good. Yeah. I mean
Speaker 1: I remember when I first heard that she did music.
Speaker 1: I was like, I didn't know she did music, And
Speaker 1: then I was pleasantly surprised. Not that I you know,
Speaker 1: like I just didn't expect her to be good at
Speaker 1: like the type of music that I like. It just
Speaker 1: wasn't what I expected. So yeah, it was a pleasant
Speaker 1: surprise to see all. Actually, her stuff's pretty awesome. So
Speaker 1: trying to think of other I like Roystop. You know,
Speaker 1: I've liked a lot of the kind of popular stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm big B York fan. I've liked B
Speaker 1: York since. Yeah, I used to listen to even the
Speaker 1: Sugar Cubes in the nineties. Dude, I don't think she
Speaker 1: was better as Sugar Cubes. No, but I've liked B
Speaker 1: York since. I like London Grammar a lot. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: do like and you know, I don't like sail Away,
Speaker 1: but I like a lot of Anya's other stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Sneaker Pimps are great. Did you know Sneaker Piems had
Speaker 1: a new song that was pretty good. They waited like
Speaker 1: twenty years to do a song, and then the new one, well,
Speaker 1: they actually have two. This one is. This one's okay,
Speaker 1: it's a it's kind of weird, but then the new
Speaker 1: I thought this new song was really catchy, so I'm
Speaker 1: surprised they didn't get more views on this. But this
Speaker 1: one's kind of just the music itself. The video is
Speaker 1: kind of weird. But this new sneaker Pimps was good,
Speaker 1: loved me stupid. I thought it was pretty cool. I
Speaker 1: was all right, yeah, you know what's weird is like
Speaker 1: in the nineties, I like Massive Attack, but I wasn't
Speaker 1: a super Massive Attack fan, and I like Crystal Method,
Speaker 1: but I wasn't a super Crystal methadvan. But by the
Speaker 1: twenty tens, I was listening to Massive Attack and Crystal
Speaker 1: Method more than any of the other stuff in the
Speaker 1: nineties because I didn't really listen to them. In the nineties,
Speaker 1: I listened to NonStop Chemical Brothers, NonStop Prodigy, and then
Speaker 1: by the twenty tens, I was listening to Massive Attack
Speaker 1: and Crystal Method more than I was listening to anyone else.
Speaker 1: So in my playlist, yeah, I mean, we listen to
Speaker 1: Byork all the time. I want to say, actually, nowadays,
Speaker 1: my favorite Buyork album is probably I don't really like
Speaker 1: the later B York stuff. It just got too weird
Speaker 1: for me. But I mean, the first two B York
Speaker 1: albums are probably the best. The third one is okay
Speaker 1: with Yoga, That one's all right, but the first two
Speaker 1: are probably the best. Do I like Hot Chip, It's okay.
Speaker 1: I don't listen to Aphex Twin. I've never really gotten
Speaker 1: into them. I gave them many tries. I remember when
Speaker 1: they first came out, and they would they would, they
Speaker 1: would be played on Liquid Television all the time, because
Speaker 1: back in the nineties we didn't have a way to
Speaker 1: like find new bands except for these weird shows that
Speaker 1: MTV would play in the middle of the night, like
Speaker 1: Liquid Television. I remember first hearing Aphex Twin on there,
Speaker 1: and I just it wasn't really it didn't vibe with me.
Speaker 1: Master p Katy Perry. You know, in the nineties, it
Speaker 1: was like if you met a girl that liked techno,
Speaker 1: was like, whoa. It's like, I mean, I lived in
Speaker 1: the Bible Belt, so there were no girls. There was
Speaker 1: like one girl at my high school that liked techno
Speaker 1: and she dated my buddy, So it was like nobody
Speaker 1: liked techno in the ninety sude. Anyway, I have to
Speaker 1: say though that like probably my favorite DJ of late
Speaker 1: is and he makes his own songs too, But I mean,
Speaker 1: this dude's really good.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 1: It's hard not to like because he's got his own
Speaker 1: smooth style with his trans tracks. Because I was super
Speaker 1: into trance and the twenty tens, that's all twenty twenty tens,
Speaker 1: That's mostly what I listened to, and I kind of
Speaker 1: got bored and played out with trance. But then, like
Speaker 1: his stuff of late has really been like getting me
Speaker 1: back into listening to some trance stuff. So I like
Speaker 1: his stuff a lot. I like Eye Dress, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean his song with Mac DeMarco is pretty good. I
Speaker 1: actually I liked Leanna del Rey when her album was out,
Speaker 1: like her first album when she was like super nobody
Speaker 1: knew who Atlanta Delray was. When the one with video
Speaker 1: games and all that came out. I liked her then,
Speaker 1: and I pretty much always liked most Landa Delray stuff.
Speaker 1: Technobout the ortho aesthetics. Yeah, I would say, so, when
Speaker 1: was the last time you cried to a song? That's
Speaker 1: probably a joke question, but I think there's a couple
Speaker 1: of sorts in the machine songs that will make me
Speaker 1: tear up. Yeah, so a lot of you guys I
Speaker 1: like Deep Dish.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm a big house fan too, so there's a lot
Speaker 1: of house stuff I like. I used to play Deep
Speaker 1: Dish all the time back in the twenty tens, dude,
Speaker 1: and it's the twenty twenty tens. I never really got
Speaker 1: into John Digweed. I don't know why. It's just sometimes
Speaker 1: if it's too repetitive, it's just I don't and I
Speaker 1: mean Deep Dish is super repetitive. But I liked a
Speaker 1: lot of their mixes from the two thousands for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like Tiesta, I liked, liked all the big guys bt.
Speaker 5: Do.
Speaker 1: I see some of the rumble chat popping up, But
Speaker 1: the problem is, like usually I'm looking at the YouTube
Speaker 1: chat so because I'm looking for the super chats, and
Speaker 1: I don't think rumbled Rumble does like bitcoin chats, don't it,
Speaker 1: Which will be cool. But I don't know if I've
Speaker 1: ever gotten any bitcoin shots. But if you do want
Speaker 1: to support me, if I a bitcoin, you can do
Speaker 1: so right here. That's my bitcoin wallet. I think we're
Speaker 1: gonna switch over to Uh, there's a couple of bitcoin
Speaker 1: outlets that reached out to me. I talked to River
Speaker 1: and I talked to I forget the name of the
Speaker 1: other one, but we'll probably look to one of those
Speaker 1: to be who we use for bitcoin referrals because Swan
Speaker 1: bitcoin is they're not doing referrals anymore. So Phanto Gram, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a big Fantogram fan. Absolutely. Some guy says black
Speaker 1: Audio and Wombats I don't know about. I've not heard
Speaker 1: black Audio. I've always liked I liked the new Fanogram
Speaker 1: song or the Newish one. Angel is Draven ten dollars.
Speaker 1: I thought it was cool that Katvandi's husband is Raphael
Speaker 1: since we've be going over the Book of Toba. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's interesting. You know one of the archangels Raphael in
Speaker 1: ancient coin a green Translated to English it is God
Speaker 1: heels or is God is a healer? Yes, good point.
Speaker 1: I forgot about that. JADR Clipway five dollars. What's your
Speaker 1: favorite concert that you've been to? Ooh interesting. My first
Speaker 1: concert was Weezer at I think it's so Nashville has
Speaker 1: this long time famous exit in Nashville's kind of like
Speaker 1: the cool, you know, alternative indie spot for forever and
Speaker 1: the first concert I ever went to was Weezer, I
Speaker 1: think at the Exit in in nineteen ninety four. That
Speaker 1: was a lot of fun. I don't know if it
Speaker 1: was my favorite, but it was a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: You know, when you go to the first time you
Speaker 1: go to a concert when you're in high school, it
Speaker 1: just like blows your mind. It was like, whoa, I
Speaker 1: got to see my band. Dude, they rocked, and I remember, uh,
Speaker 1: the opener was ash and nobody knew about them at
Speaker 1: the time, and they had a They ended up having
Speaker 1: a huge hit after this time when they weren't really known.
Speaker 1: It was a cover that it's it's weird because it's
Speaker 1: like a Satanic song that Annie Lennox covers, and it's
Speaker 1: really weird too if you pay attention to the lyrics
Speaker 1: because she and she interjected these weird like it's almost
Speaker 1: like satanic tel Aviv references. Is very bizarre. Oh, Shining Light,
Speaker 1: that's it. And then I think their version is slower, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is it. So they opened up for Weezer in
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety four, but they did this this odd slow
Speaker 1: version of Shining Light, which I think is any Linux song.
Speaker 1: I don't know who first did it, but but if
Speaker 1: you listen to the lyrics, it's like, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: they're talking about Lucifer Dude. I don't know if that
Speaker 1: dud is Jewish or not. Any Linux is Scottish. I
Speaker 1: don't think she's Jewish. But okay, they're Irish, which is weird.
Speaker 1: So do they still exist. I don't even know if
Speaker 1: they still exist. They do, so they were making songs
Speaker 1: even up until the last couple of years. Interesting sell it.
Speaker 1: You know, it's weird to me when you are a
Speaker 1: band and you're you know, when you're in your like
Speaker 1: mature adult, middle age phase, but you're still doing like
Speaker 1: nineties alt music. That's just kind of weird, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Because it seems like most people kind
Speaker 1: of their music taste and style evolves. So it's really
Speaker 1: bizarre when you see like people that you remember seeing
Speaker 1: when you were, you know, a teenager, and then you
Speaker 1: check in on them forty thirty years later and they're
Speaker 1: still doing the exact same type of music. It's just
Speaker 1: kind of weird. I don't know, but this sounds exactly
Speaker 1: the stuff they were doing in the nineties. I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's just kind of weird. To me, you're a shining lot.
Speaker 1: But that's if you listen to those lyrics, dude, it's
Speaker 1: like that's talking about Lucifer, dude. And it's even more
Speaker 1: apparent in the Annu Linux version of it because she
Speaker 1: even references the city of David and the angel that's
Speaker 1: over the City of David the shining light. I don't
Speaker 1: think they're talking about Jesus, dude. I mean, the whole
Speaker 1: video is like Luciferian. It sucks to it because I
Speaker 1: actually kind of liked the song, but I don't want
Speaker 1: to sing a song about Lucifer. So Dustievsky. The best
Speaker 1: band in Russia is Keno. I don't I think I've
Speaker 1: heard of that anyway. By the way, if you think
Speaker 1: I'm joking, watch this, let me let me show you.
Speaker 1: Let's see the lyrics to any lenoxes for I don't know,
Speaker 1: there's different versions. I think I remember looking this up
Speaker 1: one time and her version adds the city of David part.
Speaker 1: Let me show you.
Speaker 16: It's like, dude, that's legit a straight up song to
Speaker 16: Satan bro Roman Candles burn in the Night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are a shining light, torching the empty light night.
Speaker 1: You're a shining light light at my life. That's not
Speaker 1: the whole song, though. Let's see the whole song here
Speaker 1: we go. Come on, dude, You're a shining light torch
Speaker 1: an empty night you light up. You're a thorn in
Speaker 1: their side. To me, you're a shining light. You arrive
Speaker 1: in the night as alive. You made a connection, a
Speaker 1: full on chemical reaction, bought by dark divine intervention. So notice,
Speaker 1: dark divine intervention. I don't think that's talking about apathetic theology.
Speaker 1: You're a shining light, a constellation once seen over Royal
Speaker 1: David's City, an epiphany burning so bright. So this is
Speaker 1: lucifer Dude. You're a force, a constant source shine light,
Speaker 1: incandescent in the darkest night, and all blood I would
Speaker 1: sacrifice for you are my shining lights, sovereign bride of
Speaker 1: the infinite. That sounds like some gnostic Pistos Sophia stuff.
Speaker 1: We made a connection, chemical reaction. You're a shining light
Speaker 1: constellation over Royal david City. So this is like Luciferian.
Speaker 1: And then it says, beneath the canopy of the stars,
Speaker 1: you're the north star. That's lucifer in Isaiah, so is
Speaker 1: Annie Lennox singing her love songs to Lucifer Who about?
Speaker 1: I don't even know who the original writer of this
Speaker 1: song even so we'll see who. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's her song or what. Oh maybe it was originally
Speaker 1: Ash's song. He says it's about his ex girlfriend. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: sounds like it's also about Lucifer two. So I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that was originally their song. Anyway, Where
Speaker 1: are we at? How do we get off on that?
Speaker 1: Nobody says for fight hours, what do you think about
Speaker 1: translating old debates in the different languages? Go ahead, I
Speaker 1: guess I don't care. Feel free transcendental ten dollars. It's
Speaker 1: interesting that UFO disclosure will shake Christianity, but Spielberg doesn't
Speaker 1: think it will shake islamer Judaism exactly. Well, I mean
Speaker 1: aliens are from the talmut so ari loving's worth? What's up? Man?
Speaker 1: Amber Lee says for twenty dollars, happy retirement, div I'm
Speaker 1: not retiring. I don't know what you guys talking about.
Speaker 1: I'll be able to watch The Young and the Restless
Speaker 1: now because you're not doing creating now. I'm making content.
Speaker 1: I'm just not debating retards JB five dollars. I just
Speaker 1: had a long Protestant coworker passive aggressively say that the
Speaker 1: Orthodox are Jewish Sabbatarians. What, man, where do people get
Speaker 1: these crazy ideas? Don says For ten bucks? Do you
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Speaker 1: I have an offer to see a Rush show? Should I?
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, I got fans that look like
Speaker 1: buddies that love Rush. I don't get it, dude. I mean,
Speaker 1: I understand that there's some sort of intricate math metal
Speaker 1: things that people like about however they play guitar or whatever.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, you don't understand Rush is like the greatest
Speaker 1: drummer of old time. I don't know, okay, I mean
Speaker 1: to me it sounds like Boomer. It's Boomer gen x
Speaker 1: rock that I don't get, dude, So I can't say,
Speaker 1: should you go to a Rush concert or not? Zero
Speaker 1: vicious five dollars. I think the Rush dude's voice is
Speaker 1: so nerdy. Dude, he just sounds like a freaking nerd man.
Speaker 1: I bet they've got some like esotery stuff going on. Though,
Speaker 1: got to hear this dude's voice.
Speaker 35: It's so nerdy nerd rock dude.
Speaker 1: This is freaking yeah. I mean I ain't been there
Speaker 1: at all. That's all I hear when I hear Rush.
Speaker 1: Oh I forgot you said concerts. I'm lost, dude. I'm
Speaker 1: just like a total stream of consciousness.
Speaker 9: Bro.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're all over the place. Weezer was fun.
Speaker 1: That was the first one. But best concerts best. I've
Speaker 1: seen so many fun concerts it's so hard to pick
Speaker 1: up the best one. I saw Florence in the Machine
Speaker 1: live in Nashville. That was a lot of fun. I
Speaker 1: saw Noel Gallagher live at the Ryman. That was a
Speaker 1: lot of fun. I saw Back twice at the Rymann
Speaker 1: that was fun. Those come to mind as some of
Speaker 1: the funnest. I saw base Nectar live for New Year's
Speaker 1: like twenty twelve. That was crazy. The problem with a
Speaker 1: going to see base Nectar was that it was so loud.
Speaker 1: The base was so intense it was actually hurting my heart,
Speaker 1: so after like two hours I had to go walk outside.
Speaker 1: So it wasn't much fun. I mean, I've seen Michael
Speaker 1: McDonald that was fun. That was fun live. I've seen
Speaker 1: Hank Junior two or three times. I've seen Leonyard Skinnard
Speaker 1: with the replacement dude two or three times. There's so
Speaker 1: many concerts due it's so hard to pick a favorite.
Speaker 1: Probably the most the wildest one was I went to
Speaker 1: Smoking Grooves. Dude, that was crazy in nineteen ninety seven
Speaker 1: or ninety eight ninety seven, that was my senior year.
Speaker 1: This was a wild concert. I don't even know why
Speaker 1: we did this. We were just looking for concerts to
Speaker 1: go to, and yeah, like that's right ninety six here,
Speaker 1: it is right here. So in nineteen ninety six, I
Speaker 1: was at this, Dude, check this out. So this was
Speaker 1: like rap concert and it was tribe called Quest busta Rhyme,
Speaker 1: Cypress Hill, Fuji's Gnaws right. And the funny part was
Speaker 1: that my buddy that went with me because it was
Speaker 1: largely like black people here, right, So there was a
Speaker 1: few white people here. We were part of the white
Speaker 1: minority here. But my buddy had a T shirt on
Speaker 1: this said I got a Doodoo and all of the
Speaker 1: black people just love that T shirt. There was no
Speaker 1: way we were ever gonna get harassed at Smoking Grooves
Speaker 1: because my buddy had on it. I got a Doodoo
Speaker 1: T shirt, that's all it said, like nothing. It might
Speaker 1: have been a biz marky shirt. I don't know, but
Speaker 1: he just found the shirt at a thrist store that
Speaker 1: said I got a Doodoo on it. And he wore
Speaker 1: that to Smoking Grooves concert and like the black people were,
Speaker 1: oh no, that's the best two shirt ever. Do we
Speaker 1: get that shirt at dog y'all? Look at that white
Speaker 1: T shirt?
Speaker 5: Do do?
Speaker 1: This just says if I don't debate retards, I don't
Speaker 1: have to be mean. That was funny, thank you, but
Speaker 1: it's actually true. I mean, Florida, man, do you have
Speaker 1: any sport content? I'm just I'm not into sports, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean, I haven't even played basketball forever and basketball
Speaker 1: was my sport, so I mean I like a few
Speaker 1: UFC fights, but I just like watching sports, dude. I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's boring to me, dude, put me, put
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Speaker 1: Do you do you plan on reviewing the Clergy book?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: I think I left it at Florida though, Truck said
Speaker 1: fight dollars? Have you read justin Marlery yet?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: I think he gave me his book because he came
Speaker 1: to our Florida conference, so I think he gave he
Speaker 1: gave me a copy of Punks to Monks, but that
Speaker 1: book is in Florida because that's the conferences in Florida.
Speaker 1: He was orthodox monk and became a left had become
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Speaker 1: uh yeah, we hung out with him. He was a
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Speaker 1: Ortho thug twenty bucks. Thank you for all the mean
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Speaker 1: think this might be the most lucrative stream we've ever done. Y'all.
Speaker 1: We're approaching like two thousand bucks. I don't think I've
Speaker 1: ever made two thousand dollars on a live stream. We're
Speaker 1: ever talking about smoking grooves, dude, we're talking about tribe
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Speaker 1: to get me, give me, get me paid. Son. Look,
Speaker 1: you got exhibit over here talking about smoking grooves on
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Speaker 1: spent the last three hours doing siver chats. I appreciate that,
Speaker 1: y'all being really nice. I guess y'all are donating because
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Speaker 9: Fake probably fake news, A lot of fake news. A
Speaker 9: lot of people doing fake news. Probably we're gonna do
Speaker 9: the best content. Look, we don't have to do the debates.
Speaker 1: Just a lot of.
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Speaker 1: Dance Commodore, thank you for the videos ending Protestantism, and
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Speaker 1: This is like a thousand times more entertaining and I'm
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Speaker 1: it's not the last. There is no I will be
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Speaker 1: was some that was weird, dude. It's weird, you know.
Speaker 1: The other thing he used to do, like his whole
Speaker 1: routine would end. I'm not kidding with him. Was it
Speaker 1: a condom or was it like a like a latex glove.
Speaker 1: Let me show you what I'm talking about. This is bizarre, dude.
Speaker 1: It's the glove. Yeah, the gloves. This is what he
Speaker 1: would end. This was his end routine, dude, every time.
Speaker 1: So the end of his act was this stupid glove
Speaker 1: thing or maybe I come as a condom or glove.
Speaker 1: Watched this and they want, well they won't they want, you.
Speaker 6: Know, you wear those.
Speaker 1: So Ted Danson has a thought that was a condom.
Speaker 1: It's a glove, all right, just keep it, put it
Speaker 1: right over your nose.
Speaker 27: I'm getting another one.
Speaker 5: I got another one.
Speaker 19: I can't take you sit over your nose, yes, it
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Speaker 15: So I aired us to get up and blow out your nose.
Speaker 5: Do you have a cold?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 6: Am I doing it?
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Speaker 1: I know who Patrisea O'Neil is, like acting like I
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Speaker 1: need to know the explaining the casey rocket thing, I
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Speaker 1: I've not seen that clip. It's just that eight out
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Speaker 14: You ever noticed how girls named America are always fucking Mexican?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 14: I think that's enough to fool us. Nice try. We've
Speaker 14: got problems in this country, folks. How do we stop homelessness?
Speaker 14: We tried fetanel? Now what there?
Speaker 15: There's only so many cigarettes like in lace.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's kind of funny, but he's got the
Speaker 1: creeper vibe. Dude, Like it's funny too, because with a
Speaker 1: lot of these types of comedians, if he didn't look
Speaker 1: like a total lunatic, it wouldn't be funny, right, But
Speaker 1: this dude's saying it makes it like ten times funnier.
Speaker 5: Jorn.
Speaker 14: I was supposed to call them homeless anymore, right, They
Speaker 14: prefer the term toilet protesters or something. It's hard to
Speaker 14: keep track of. People want to change the name of
Speaker 14: everything now. A few years ago we got rid of
Speaker 14: the Redskins again, uh.
Speaker 1: Second times of charm.
Speaker 14: Something I think we need to change the name of
Speaker 14: is the n double ACP the National Association for the
Speaker 14: Advancement of Colored People.
Speaker 1: WHOA what year is? It?
Speaker 14: Should be the National Association for the Advancement of African
Speaker 14: American People, the nuble a double ap or more easily said,
Speaker 14: the NAPY.
Speaker 1: His weird spurgy. That makes it even better.
Speaker 18: That's better.
Speaker 6: Okay, Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, somebody called him Billy Crystals.
Speaker 6: Billy Crystal, the.
Speaker 3: Man the myth.
Speaker 11: Pat O'Neill has.
Speaker 1: A right as Billy Crystal.
Speaker 11: Mad dude, fucking believable, My friend, you are so damn funny.
Speaker 1: He Anyboddy, thank you. You just are so funny.
Speaker 11: The America joke, the fentanyl joke, the Redskins joke, and
Speaker 11: the nappy joke all the way through batting a thousand.
Speaker 11: I want to talk to one of my fucker on
Speaker 11: this show.
Speaker 1: Pat, how's life going Uh, yeah, that guy's funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't realize. I just thought you guys
Speaker 1: were shortening Patrese O'Neill to Pat O'Neil. But ye'll get
Speaker 1: it now some guy except for Tim Bulks. Look up
Speaker 1: Martin Phillips. He's his son. Up is great Martin Phillips.
Speaker 1: Another kill tony person.
Speaker 11: Okay, the show makes some noise for Martin Phillips. Everybody
Speaker 11: here we.
Speaker 5: Go?
Speaker 1: Is he an actually retarded dude who's gonna bust like
Speaker 1: retard dukes?
Speaker 3: Cool?
Speaker 6: What's up?
Speaker 5: They?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 17: You know I don't like that they they call big
Speaker 17: Bird big bird. You know, you know you don't think
Speaker 17: he's away or if he's an out northeast size bird,
Speaker 17: you know, you don't think he's seen other birds. He'd
Speaker 17: been like, been like, what the fuck' whoa dude?
Speaker 1: This ship is wacky bro a monster.
Speaker 17: Oh my god, it's just his name is a reminder
Speaker 17: of the course he he bears. And I was at
Speaker 17: a coffee shop today. I went to the bathroom. That
Speaker 17: a sign and said don't flash anything except holy the paper.
Speaker 17: I was like, oh man, what am I gonna do
Speaker 17: with all this shit?
Speaker 28: My god?
Speaker 1: Damn. I mean it's not bad. It's I think part
Speaker 1: of the thing with kill Tony is like, how many
Speaker 1: of these people are just kind of weirdos, man, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, They're just it's almost like this,
Speaker 1: you know, Now, the circus was always just these weirdos,
Speaker 1: like the bearded lady and that kind of stuff like this.
Speaker 1: This is like the news circus also too. I don't
Speaker 1: think these jokes would work if it was like some
Speaker 1: other dude doing it, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: the fact that he's got whatever he's got kind of
Speaker 1: like adds to it. God, damn, you are so good
Speaker 1: at this anyway. It's it's weird that there's a I
Speaker 1: guess it's kind of a good idea for a show though,
Speaker 1: Like you only get one minute. That's kind of weird though,
Speaker 1: But anywhere Pat O'Neill, Yeah, I got it. Thank you,
Speaker 1: appreciate Doscievski Angelus Angelus, No we did that one o
Speaker 1: G says Nate Bargatsi is funny for dry humor, and
Speaker 1: Octario says, for three dollars when you do, go on Maton,
Speaker 1: ask him, ask Sam the next best thing instead of
Speaker 1: bringing twenty Indians that was peak. Yeah, maybe I should
Speaker 1: try to like re you know, also reverse troll. I
Speaker 1: don't know how I could do that. I could if
Speaker 1: I could compete, but maybe some guy ten dollars right
Speaker 1: in piece, poor white cripple Martin Phillips had his stand
Speaker 1: up place taken by Martin Lawrence. No, I played it.
Speaker 1: I played it? Some guy online? Did you see the
Speaker 1: black Pentecostal lady trying to sing at the Vatican? No
Speaker 1: before the security guard forced her out for being nosy?
Speaker 6: Uh crap?
Speaker 1: Where could I find that clip? Twitter? Maybe next time
Speaker 1: I'll try to fund that. That sounds fun, though, who's
Speaker 1: line it is? Anyway? Was goaded? It was fun at
Speaker 1: one point. It's kind of corny now some guy online
Speaker 1: ten dollars. No, dude, Martin Phillips, you're killing me with
Speaker 1: my Wiga Bodizzell. Twenty dollars, jay, I theorize that boomers
Speaker 1: are messed up from letted gasoline. Have you investigated this before?
Speaker 1: I heard this theory. Yes, there's an article from Duke
Speaker 1: Dupree called twentieth century let exposure damaged American mental health.
Speaker 1: I have heard those theory. Yes, some guy online, whoa
Speaker 1: dude hundred dollars. Thank you so much. You guys were
Speaker 1: so generous. I guess every live stream needs to be
Speaker 1: a retirement stream, because then I'm gonna make two thousand
Speaker 1: dollars a livestream. So from now on, every live stream
Speaker 1: is now my official retirement going to the old folks
Speaker 1: home stream. Super chats are impossible for giving context. I
Speaker 1: didn't think you got them confused. You said, I forgot
Speaker 1: how we got here. I then explained to you, said Patrice,
Speaker 1: and I was saying, nah, not Patrese. We got two
Speaker 1: Martin Lawrence's because you was typing Martin and you remembered Lawrence.
Speaker 1: It's okay, dude, I'm gonna keep getting confused because one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. Super chats are great ways to explain the confusion.
Speaker 1: D jewels, five dollars, Jay, Can you King of Comedy
Speaker 1: Cedric the Entertainer set? Uh? I don't. I remember in
Speaker 1: the nineties I saw some Cedric the Entertainer stuff because
Speaker 1: he didn't used to host these types of black stand
Speaker 1: up shows like maybe even he hosted Deaf Comedy Jam.
Speaker 1: Remember Deaf Comedy Jam. That was kind of like a
Speaker 1: evening at Apollo. You get booed pretty quick if you
Speaker 1: weren't killing it. But I don't know if I've ever
Speaker 1: seen any Cedric the entertainer outside of deaf comedy. Jim
Speaker 1: maybe Trey two dollars review Films for families. First first
Speaker 1: film for families that we're going to review is Martin
Speaker 1: Lawrence's stand up set from from nineteen ninety eight. And
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this is probably not you so crazy,
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna go ahead and tell you this is
Speaker 1: probably not for white families. My fucking titty free right,
Speaker 1: just chiming, yo. Now that I'm famous, Yo, they throwing
Speaker 1: booty in my face every day, y'all. I got a
Speaker 1: hund thousand dods in my pocket right now. This is
Speaker 1: rated not for family. Admiral whackass. The first power movie
Speaker 1: is the Priest Movie. No, it's not, dude, You think
Speaker 1: I don't know who Lou Diamond Phillips is and what
Speaker 1: the nineteen eighties were. I'm talking about a movie that
Speaker 1: came out in like two thousand and seven. Bingo Fox
Speaker 1: Trote ten dollars was the movie Superstar. It was not
Speaker 1: Vondier ten dollars. I know that you just retired from
Speaker 1: religious debates here's one man that understands with reading comprehension.
Speaker 1: But you have to go out with a rap battle
Speaker 1: challenge to Ruselank Ruslan. I mean, we already did that song, dude,
Speaker 1: that's the He didn't even respond, he just got mad
Speaker 1: at the song. So dude wants to be a rapper.
Speaker 1: He can't even handle a rat battle. Legend of the
Speaker 1: East eight bucks, I just clicked on, No, we did that,
Speaker 1: Jerome five bucks. Adam Livingston's name dropped you in his
Speaker 1: bitcoin video. He mentioned your old debate with kokesh Oh,
Speaker 1: that's cool. Yeah, that guy's he's mentioned a few times
Speaker 1: on Twitter. I think we talked about doing an interview soon.
Speaker 1: I forgot about it though, Armand's eighty five bucks. Did
Speaker 1: you watch Righteous Jimstones? Yeah? I watched all the seasons.
Speaker 1: I think the the season prior to this season was
Speaker 1: the funniest. The one with the holograph thing that was
Speaker 1: that part was really funny in any scene with Baby Billy.
Speaker 1: Oh now baby Billy is actually I went back and
Speaker 1: rewatched season one, two and three, and the the sister
Speaker 1: is as funny as Baby Billy. Tip Man, thank you
Speaker 1: for all those religious debates. It was one whole decade.
Speaker 1: You'll be remembered as the great Orthodox evangelist apologist who
Speaker 1: helped bring countless souls whom you had not met in person,
Speaker 1: including me. God bless you. Well, thanks man, that's great.
Speaker 1: I'm glad that the debates. Did you know, bear a
Speaker 1: lot of fruit? That's great. Was your movie Sasquatch Gang? No,
Speaker 1: it's it's not a it has film. I've seen all
Speaker 1: his movies. Gator Don't Play No Ship Legend of the