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Speaker 2: I was surprised you didn't step up right at the
Speaker 2: start of the show with what a little while ago,
Speaker 2: with the significance of the date February.
Speaker 1: Fifth, February fifth, Let me see, it's Valentine's is about
Speaker 1: nine days off, nine days away? What's February fifth? Is
Speaker 1: it big breakup?
Speaker 2: No, it's National fort Day, Taco Bob.
Speaker 1: All right, So do I get a little leeway this morning?
Speaker 1: This morning in the studio? I mean because I normally,
Speaker 1: let's let's not get crazy here, I normally go to
Speaker 1: the fart room out of you know, being respectful to you.
Speaker 2: I did put some information regarding National part Day on
Speaker 2: our Facebook page. Should you be so inclined for such fair?
Speaker 1: All right? Any any certain celebrations they suggest, or well,
Speaker 1: they go into the history of flatulence here, and is
Speaker 1: there a parade? I mean, these are things we need
Speaker 1: to know.
Speaker 2: I am not aware of any Maybe perhaps you start
Speaker 2: something locally here, you started grassroots, which you were prone to.
Speaker 2: Do you look at the whole bwo thing that that
Speaker 2: started off as kind of a tongue in cheek commentary
Speaker 2: on stuff.
Speaker 1: Of getting rid of a theft in you know, in retail.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think much more that could be done
Speaker 2: to capital on National Fart Day Parade not out of
Speaker 2: the question.
Speaker 1: No, the parade would probably be the culmination. We'd probably
Speaker 1: call it the fart Raid, you know, kind of like
Speaker 1: Layer the cable guy did the p raid back in
Speaker 1: the day. I won't get into all that, but somebody said,
Speaker 1: bring back flatulent Friday. No, I guess yeah, Well, I
Speaker 1: could still swallow air and make myself do that like
Speaker 1: I did back in the nineties on this show. But
Speaker 1: I have to be honest. When you get a little older,
Speaker 1: there's you know, a little more worry each time, and
Speaker 1: I don't want to go through that.
Speaker 2: If you're a newer listener. That is a throwback reference
Speaker 2: to about twenty years ago when on Fridays we would
Speaker 2: periodically sprinkle in actual self generated flatulence.
Speaker 1: I could swallow air and hold it, you know, like
Speaker 1: you swallow air for a burp. But I wouldn't burp
Speaker 1: it up, and I'd swallow it, and Pat would sit
Speaker 1: there amazed, play them on the air, because about twenty
Speaker 1: minutes later, it was just it was. It was an
Speaker 1: entire afternoon at that time, I believe afternoon show of gas.
Speaker 2: What brought that classy segment to an end? I know
Speaker 2: how Stripper Thursday ended, We're well aware and documented that.
Speaker 2: But what actually caused the demise of Nash or the
Speaker 2: flatuland Friday feature on our show.
Speaker 1: I don't recall. I do not know. Ill just to
Speaker 1: chase it with the trash Can episode, I don't know.
Speaker 1: We have to check with the show historian on that
Speaker 1: is that. I don't know. Oh okay, all right, so
Speaker 1: put the put National Fart Day celebration and all that.
Speaker 1: I'm on hold right now because we are a little
Speaker 1: bit more mature, right and then, well speaking and mature,
Speaker 1: how about a headline of the week contender another one?
Speaker 1: I say, how we're mature, and then I see, let's
Speaker 1: do it taco at parade and tell never trust a fart.
Speaker 1: That's that's part of why we're not gonna do that now,
Speaker 1: and that that would lead to the trash can story,
Speaker 1: which we don't need to rehash that again. So that
Speaker 1: one said, so it's my wife's birthday and National fart Day.
Speaker 1: Nice to know. There you go. You should make her
Speaker 1: aware of that birthday. Baby, she'll feel special, all right?
Speaker 1: So what's headline a week? I got this?
Speaker 2: You have the pen rating. This is another contender. State
Speaker 2: senator looks to make eating nuisance beaver's legal in Minnesota.
Speaker 1: Again, we have a winner.
Speaker 2: Apparently illegal to eat nuisance beaver Minnesota currently eating nuisance beaver's.
Speaker 1: You get the nuisance beavers, man, they keep coming around.
Speaker 2: They taste different than just regular beaver.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're nuisance. They mean they have a total different diet,
Speaker 1: different health you know what I'm saying, Like they get
Speaker 1: more exercise, they might be sweatier.
Speaker 2: Different outward appearance is what you're saying. No, it's out
Speaker 2: and in.
Speaker 1: I mean, your your makeup of what you do, like
Speaker 1: just follow me, your makeup of what you do as
Speaker 1: a beaver or just like a person.
Speaker 2: How you conduct yourself day to day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're out doing crazy beaver tricks, if they're
Speaker 1: making too many dams at once and bringing up a sweat,
Speaker 1: that beaver is going to be kind of musky. So
Speaker 1: it's even though they have that, you know, the beaver
Speaker 1: skin where the water just rolls right off the toft,
Speaker 1: it's kind of so. Yeah, it's it's all about health
Speaker 1: and hygiene with a with a Yeah, if you have
Speaker 1: a what is it or what kind of beaver? Do
Speaker 1: they say nuisance? Beaver's nuisance? I was still right, and
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 2: In Minnesota, residents are allowed to kill or arrange to
Speaker 2: have a beaver killed if it's causing property damage. However,
Speaker 2: according to last year's omnibus Environment and Natural Resources Bill,
Speaker 2: the homeowner must notify a conservation officer employee of the
Speaker 2: fish and wildlife, and the deceased rodent must be disposed of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they don't want It's just like even eat, Hey,
Speaker 1: we're gonna eat rabbit raccoons. You don't want people doing.
Speaker 2: That also included in the bill as a line prohibiting
Speaker 2: the consumption of the retained beaver. However, the Senator is
Speaker 2: looking to eliminate that line. You know, you know, money's
Speaker 2: tight these days. You don't want to let the potential
Speaker 2: nice meal get away from you.
Speaker 1: Hat would you eat a rabbit? Raccoon? Where does rabbit
Speaker 1: come in? It's a nuisance beaver. There's no reason why
Speaker 1: it's a nuisance. It's got some it's got some beaver screwses. Yes, no,
Speaker 1: it's in.
Speaker 2: Most cases it's because they have caused problems on your
Speaker 2: property by damming up water flow or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they're a nuisance. They have rabies, they have
Speaker 1: screws loose. No, there's something not right. That's what I
Speaker 1: was getting into about the whole hygiene. They're just a
Speaker 1: little different than the normal beaver, as are raccoons that
Speaker 1: are a rabbit. I was doing an analogy because a
Speaker 1: rabbit raccoons out during the day. Raccoons normally. Are you
Speaker 1: see one, you go, oh, he's got the funk. Wow.
Speaker 1: If you see a nuisance beaver, you see, we don't
Speaker 1: deal with Beaver's enough down here, all right, I'd forget.
Speaker 1: I'm dealing with hunter Bob here, and he is ten percent.
Speaker 1: Somebody said at two two five two six, my mom
Speaker 1: won tickets to the six Van's warped tour from w
Speaker 1: j r R for a picture of my duty. It
Speaker 1: wasn't sure which show that was from.
Speaker 2: That sounds about right, Yeah, probably guilty sounds about right. Uh. Finally,
Speaker 2: one more, uh update to a story that we've been
Speaker 2: following intently over the last month or two involving Uh
Speaker 2: Bonnie Blue. Okay, Bonnie's the one who banged on thy
Speaker 2: fifty seven men in twenty four hours?
Speaker 1: Was she the first one or the one that out didner? No?
Speaker 2: I think she was the first one, and it was
Speaker 2: the other chick who did like twelve hundred dudes in
Speaker 2: twelve hours. But Bonnie, that's a nuisance has run it's
Speaker 2: something all right, has run into issues with only fans
Speaker 2: who have removed the video of her her groundbreaking bang session. No,
Speaker 2: they have concerns over not being able to verify the
Speaker 2: age of all the dudes who lined up for the
Speaker 2: twenty four hour rail session.
Speaker 1: If she got pinned with underage, that's that's their concern.
Speaker 1: What's she in here for? It's who was underage? But
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