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<v Speaker 1>One on one Linchintaco.

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<v Speaker 2>This would be Orlando's rock station one O one one

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<v Speaker 2>w j r R. Cash giveaways again today, Taco Bob,

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<v Speaker 2>thirteen more of them rock the bank yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Your chance to win one thousand dollars, first of thirteen

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<v Speaker 1>chances today happens at nine oh five. Right around there.

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<v Speaker 1>You could join the list of people like William from

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<v Speaker 1>Palm Bay one during our show the other day. Hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>you step up, grab a grand.

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<v Speaker 2>I was surprised you didn't step up right at the

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<v Speaker 2>start of the show with what a little while ago,

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<v Speaker 2>with the significance of the date February.

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<v Speaker 1>Fifth, February fifth, Let me see, it's Valentine's is about

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<v Speaker 1>nine days off, nine days away? What's February fifth? Is

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<v Speaker 1>it big breakup?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's National fort Day, Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So do I get a little leeway this morning?

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<v Speaker 1>This morning in the studio? I mean because I normally,

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<v Speaker 1>let's let's not get crazy here, I normally go to

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<v Speaker 1>the fart room out of you know, being respectful to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I did put some information regarding National part Day on

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<v Speaker 2>our Facebook page. Should you be so inclined for such fair?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Any any certain celebrations they suggest, or well,

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<v Speaker 1>they go into the history of flatulence here, and is

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<v Speaker 1>there a parade? I mean, these are things we need

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<v Speaker 1>to know.

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<v Speaker 2>I am not aware of any Maybe perhaps you start

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<v Speaker 2>something locally here, you started grassroots, which you were prone to.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you look at the whole bwo thing that that

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<v Speaker 2>started off as kind of a tongue in cheek commentary

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<v Speaker 2>on stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Of getting rid of a theft in you know, in retail.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I think much more that could be done

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<v Speaker 2>to capital on National Fart Day Parade not out of

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<v Speaker 2>the question.

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<v Speaker 1>No, the parade would probably be the culmination. We'd probably

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<v Speaker 1>call it the fart Raid, you know, kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>Layer the cable guy did the p raid back in

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<v Speaker 1>the day. I won't get into all that, but somebody said,

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<v Speaker 1>bring back flatulent Friday. No, I guess yeah, Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>could still swallow air and make myself do that like

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<v Speaker 1>I did back in the nineties on this show. But

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<v Speaker 1>I have to be honest. When you get a little older,

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<v Speaker 1>there's you know, a little more worry each time, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to go through that.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're a newer listener. That is a throwback reference

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<v Speaker 2>to about twenty years ago when on Fridays we would

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<v Speaker 2>periodically sprinkle in actual self generated flatulence.

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<v Speaker 1>I could swallow air and hold it, you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>you swallow air for a burp. But I wouldn't burp

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<v Speaker 1>it up, and I'd swallow it, and Pat would sit

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<v Speaker 1>there amazed, play them on the air, because about twenty

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<v Speaker 1>minutes later, it was just it was. It was an

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<v Speaker 1>entire afternoon at that time, I believe afternoon show of gas.

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<v Speaker 2>What brought that classy segment to an end? I know

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<v Speaker 2>how Stripper Thursday ended, We're well aware and documented that.

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<v Speaker 2>But what actually caused the demise of Nash or the

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<v Speaker 2>flatuland Friday feature on our show.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't recall. I do not know. Ill just to

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<v Speaker 1>chase it with the trash Can episode, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to check with the show historian on that

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<v Speaker 1>is that. I don't know. Oh okay, all right, so

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<v Speaker 1>put the put National Fart Day celebration and all that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on hold right now because we are a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit more mature, right and then, well speaking and mature,

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<v Speaker 1>how about a headline of the week contender another one?

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<v Speaker 1>I say, how we're mature, and then I see, let's

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<v Speaker 1>do it taco at parade and tell never trust a fart.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's part of why we're not gonna do that now,

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<v Speaker 1>and that that would lead to the trash can story,

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<v Speaker 1>which we don't need to rehash that again. So that

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<v Speaker 1>one said, so it's my wife's birthday and National fart Day.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice to know. There you go. You should make her

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<v Speaker 1>aware of that birthday. Baby, she'll feel special, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>So what's headline a week? I got this?

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<v Speaker 2>You have the pen rating. This is another contender. State

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<v Speaker 2>senator looks to make eating nuisance beaver's legal in Minnesota.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, we have a winner.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently illegal to eat nuisance beaver Minnesota currently eating nuisance beaver's.

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<v Speaker 1>You get the nuisance beavers, man, they keep coming around.

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<v Speaker 2>They taste different than just regular beaver.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're nuisance. They mean they have a total different diet,

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<v Speaker 1>different health you know what I'm saying, Like they get

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<v Speaker 1>more exercise, they might be sweatier.

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<v Speaker 2>Different outward appearance is what you're saying. No, it's out

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<v Speaker 2>and in.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, your your makeup of what you do, like

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<v Speaker 1>just follow me, your makeup of what you do as

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<v Speaker 1>a beaver or just like a person.

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<v Speaker 2>How you conduct yourself day to day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you're out doing crazy beaver tricks, if they're

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<v Speaker 1>making too many dams at once and bringing up a sweat,

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<v Speaker 1>that beaver is going to be kind of musky. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's even though they have that, you know, the beaver

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<v Speaker 1>skin where the water just rolls right off the toft,

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of so. Yeah, it's it's all about health

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<v Speaker 1>and hygiene with a with a Yeah, if you have

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<v Speaker 1>a what is it or what kind of beaver? Do

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<v Speaker 1>they say nuisance? Beaver's nuisance? I was still right, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just.

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<v Speaker 2>In Minnesota, residents are allowed to kill or arrange to

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<v Speaker 2>have a beaver killed if it's causing property damage. However,

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<v Speaker 2>according to last year's omnibus Environment and Natural Resources Bill,

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<v Speaker 2>the homeowner must notify a conservation officer employee of the

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<v Speaker 2>fish and wildlife, and the deceased rodent must be disposed of.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because they don't want It's just like even eat, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna eat rabbit raccoons. You don't want people doing.

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<v Speaker 2>That also included in the bill as a line prohibiting

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<v Speaker 2>the consumption of the retained beaver. However, the Senator is

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<v Speaker 2>looking to eliminate that line. You know, you know, money's

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<v Speaker 2>tight these days. You don't want to let the potential

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<v Speaker 2>nice meal get away from you.

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<v Speaker 1>Hat would you eat a rabbit? Raccoon? Where does rabbit

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<v Speaker 1>come in? It's a nuisance beaver. There's no reason why

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<v Speaker 1>it's a nuisance. It's got some it's got some beaver screwses. Yes, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's in.

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<v Speaker 2>Most cases it's because they have caused problems on your

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<v Speaker 2>property by damming up water flow or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because they're a nuisance. They have rabies, they have

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<v Speaker 1>screws loose. No, there's something not right. That's what I

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<v Speaker 1>was getting into about the whole hygiene. They're just a

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<v Speaker 1>little different than the normal beaver, as are raccoons that

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<v Speaker 1>are a rabbit. I was doing an analogy because a

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<v Speaker 1>rabbit raccoons out during the day. Raccoons normally. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>see one, you go, oh, he's got the funk. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>If you see a nuisance beaver, you see, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>deal with Beaver's enough down here, all right, I'd forget.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm dealing with hunter Bob here, and he is ten percent.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody said at two two five two six, my mom

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<v Speaker 1>won tickets to the six Van's warped tour from w

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<v Speaker 1>j r R for a picture of my duty. It

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't sure which show that was from.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds about right, Yeah, probably guilty sounds about right. Uh. Finally,

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<v Speaker 2>one more, uh update to a story that we've been

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<v Speaker 2>following intently over the last month or two involving Uh

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<v Speaker 2>Bonnie Blue. Okay, Bonnie's the one who banged on thy

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<v Speaker 2>fifty seven men in twenty four hours?

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<v Speaker 1>Was she the first one or the one that out didner? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I think she was the first one, and it was

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<v Speaker 2>the other chick who did like twelve hundred dudes in

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<v Speaker 2>twelve hours. But Bonnie, that's a nuisance has run it's

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<v Speaker 2>something all right, has run into issues with only fans

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<v Speaker 2>who have removed the video of her her groundbreaking bang session. No,

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<v Speaker 2>they have concerns over not being able to verify the

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<v Speaker 2>age of all the dudes who lined up for the

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<v Speaker 2>twenty four hour rail session.

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<v Speaker 1>If she got pinned with underage, that's that's their concern.

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<v Speaker 1>What's she in here for? It's who was underage? But

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<v Speaker 1>that wasn't the stories. Oh my god, Glinchen Taco on

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