Speaker 1: If you can believe it. His dad wasn't in the
no sure, and.
Speaker 2: He cheated on his mom so much that his own
mother asked him to find another place to live.
Speaker 3: We know, we know, Johnny. Yeah, I'm sorry that we
know that, but we know so.
Speaker 1: Zero zero. Yeah, that's a bummer because we do know.
We know. Okay, so hi long, Welcome to another brand
spanking episode of another Blue Deck podcast. But it's not
that it's bad TV.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 2: You gotta keep getting these people over here. And by
the way, you below Deck people, you barnacles. We got
Love is Blind on this bad TV feed and uh,
I need more of you to give that a shot.
Speaker 3: It's a horrible season.
Speaker 2: It's one of the worst seasons that Netflix has ever
offered us as far as that franchise.
Speaker 3: That being said, when we recap it, it's very entertating.
Speaker 1: I'm dylling.
Speaker 3: That's pat Hi give it a shot.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Patreon dot com slash another podcast network for that writeis
our favorite show. It's so good APSPMZ. All the stuff
is there video from other shows. The best part about
Patreon is that we get to interact with people more often. Yeah,
that's honestly my favorite part.
Speaker 2: I have to tell you this though, I didn't realize
how many wimpos we had over there. I thought when
you were behind the paywall, they didn't get offended by anything.
I'm constant reading comments like I can't believe you said that.
Speaker 3: How long have you been listening to us?
Speaker 1: That's why it's patriot. It's a little insidiary. Okay, we
gotta get in the show. That's right below deck day
in on that. How are you feeling.
Speaker 3: About the show. Yeah, I'm enjoying this season, I really am.
Speaker 1: It's fantastic.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna miss Chef Anthony. It's fun watching someone you despise. Yeah,
he will be missed, kind of.
Speaker 1: Oh, Dina, how you go.
Speaker 3: Let's get Paul that about him.
Speaker 1: He's just a young job. Get out of here. He's
a douchebag. Although I will give it to him and
we'll talk about it. So many of us have been
in jobs that eat away at our soul, and what
do we do. We stay in them. We have anxiety
attacks on the drive home, and we tell our spouses,
I can't believe I'm still here, over and over and
over again. He acted on it, acted on it. You
gotta give him.
Speaker 3: I'll give him some credit Jake of that. Yeah, yeah,
but I'd say his own problems were his own.
Speaker 1: But listen, we gotta get into our our nots.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay. I liked the episode. I had no idea
as a BOS and you could just say fuck it,
let's go hit a bar.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: I hadn't seen that before. This is breaking some conventions
that we've had on this show. Yeah, the I guess
the thrupple romance between Marina and Zarena and Leon.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be fun.
Speaker 3: Harry go Harry. Oh, he's let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: As a cast member or casting a director, you're like, wow,
we cast him because he was a cute, nice guy.
Little did I know he was a little back channeler.
He'd be going for the big p He shot a shot,
you know.
Speaker 1: Does that's not for the big puss?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, he went for big red. Well,
he shot a shot. Wow, very successful. And then he
played hard to get Yeah yeah, yeah, well you got to.
Speaker 2: I'm really enjoying him. Yeah, so overall, fun season. It's
a show I enjoy watching and I enjoy.
Speaker 3: Talking about it. I get paid for it too. I'm
gonna give it ninety blindfolds.
Speaker 1: Okay. You know we love Serena. Yes, when I say that,
you know something bad's coming, Yes I do. Yep, you
know we love Serena. Serena is on shutter Island right now.
She's hearing voices. Yeah, Okay. The stress of the boat
is anthropomorphizing the walls, the pots, and the pants, and
they're screaming at her and telling her that she's not
good enough. And what that translates is into is lunch
lady slop for high paying guests.
Speaker 3: Oh, don't jump ahead. I believe you're reviewing her dinner.
Speaker 1: Well, well, we'll get to it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: You know, next time I go on a yacht and
I get dinner, I want something you'd serve at a
fifth grader's birthday party.
Speaker 1: Okay. So not just that there are the breakdowns here
is this is charter two. We have to tell the
walls that they're just walls, Okay, and we have to.
I'm gonna stay our way through the rest of the
season because we can't lose Serenas. Urena's to the one
of the heartbeats of this show. Okay, Eric, what a gift?
Speaker 3: Eric rock.
Speaker 1: What a gift to us. I love guys that wear
live strong bracelets with no excuses exclamation mark, who know
women better than they do. That's my favorite.
Speaker 3: The irony of that.
Speaker 2: The girl that he's dating is over in the corner
eight feet away telling other people what a complete douchebag.
Speaker 3: He is for those that can't do teach right.
Speaker 1: So one hundred pots. Last time on below deck, Harry
ripped his thumb off and Anthony was packing his bags,
and that's where we pick up. Anthony is executed, Yeah,
by Captain hotas he may the rounds and like we mentioned,
he is a rat fuck. But life is too short
to clean pots and pans that are talking to the
head chef on a boat you don't want to be on.
Speaker 2: I feel he got talked into coming onto this show
and he probably pushed back quite a bit, and they
probably might have promised him something that was not delivered
when he showed up there, because he seemed to bump
heads with her immediately.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think two things happened. One he there's the
bear culture surrounding food and kitchens has turned chefs not
only into sex addicts and drug addicts and thrill seekers
but also narcissists. So the siren song of growing the
instagram being maybe like a Thomas Straker one day, what
with his canals and one pot meals, you know, maybe
he could be its internets. It's But the other thing
is I think that they they knew that Anthony was
more traditionally competent in like in cooking, than Serena, who
is more competent and experienced with the world of being
a yacht sha. So that was always going to be
a friction because he never could have sustained all of
his compressed watermelon bullshit. Now, but they knew that that
was going to be contentious.
Speaker 3: And here's something else noteworthy. He was only a dick
to her.
Speaker 2: Now, that doesn't mean that the young man gets away
with being a dick to his superior. But when he
leaves the boat, there were some heartfelt goodbyes to h Yeah, yeah, not.
Speaker 3: To her, not to her.
Speaker 2: I believe Brianna said, you know what, keep killing it,
and I think she was referring to that octopus that
he burned to every inch of its life.
Speaker 1: Well he drowned it again. Yeah, so Erica's work holic.
He dons the aforementioned livestrong bracelets and starts screaming at
people on him. And that's when we cut over to
the ladies who I think openly hate him. Yeah, they
think softly, but they openly hate him.
Speaker 3: They think he's fucking obnoxious.
Speaker 2: Let me I have some quotes here from him at
this self help sentemar seminar that I assume people paid
thousands of dollars for.
Speaker 3: He said, when you see an opportunity, you take it.
Speaker 2: You can't pass it by because your competitors sure that
his hell will take it. It's a masterclass in the
fucking obvious. But I guess that's what these things are.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something? I don't like this bottle
of water I got today, Eternal naturally alkaline spring water.
The bottle is not a convenient shape for cup holders
and whatnot.
Speaker 3: You know, isn't this stupid?
Speaker 1: Isn't this a stupid bottle of water? Gosh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Well, I was gonna say, yeah, his
girlfriend talks shit about him. And I want to say
this to Eric Rock because I think he loves to
hear himself talk. We would love to hear you on
the pod because I'd like to know how it is.
Oh no, Actually, I was going to say, why don't
we have his girlfriend?
Speaker 1: Not No, I'd love to have him on. Honestly, dude,
my work life balance is so out of whack. My
my tits are getting so big. I just can't stop eating.
And I really need a man to help me be
more fucking alpha, because that's that's what all of us
are called to do at the end of the day.
Speaker 3: You know, I also want to ask him how he
can do steroids and adderall and not have a heart attack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah he can't. It'll take him out one day,
but hopefully he changes his way. So weon went rogue
and told Marina she could go scuba diving. Now, Nino
the human trafficker is going to keep watch of the
boat while they all go on an excursion. There are
clan Oh and quick a dare wipe your ass with
a sweat rag.
Speaker 3: That's right now, move on. Well, we have a little
c rat history here, do we really?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, oh, because she talks about scuba diving.
Oh well it's brief, I'm not Some with barnacles might
not even get it considered sea rat history.
Speaker 3: She says she found her love for diving, and they
put a little cute picture up with her dad and
her when she was a little girl. Huh, And because
her dad used to take her and she never thought
she'd dive again after a dad was sodomized by a dolphin.
Speaker 2: But you can't turn back on a passion, Dylan, Now
that didn't happen.
Speaker 3: Her story sucked and wasn't he worth mentioning?
Speaker 1: I wonder if you could actually get sodomized.
Speaker 3: But oh, dolphins are worse than P Diddy, and you
know it's baby oil.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so. P Diddy was able to
tap into the superpower of human beings with language and
kind of navigating the emotional waves of manipulating young runaways.
You know, dolphins can't really do that. All they can
do is fuck well.
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen when they have those dolphin petting
areas where you have a bunch of filthy, yucky normies
swimming in with their little their little shoulder pads on
and the dolphins swim around.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, a dolphin will hook you with his.
Speaker 1: One hundred percent could get sodomized by dolphin. Have you
ever seen a dolphin penis?
Speaker 3: I have?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they hook on you.
Speaker 1: It looks like a goddamn jetlin. I've never seen anything
like that, are you wow? Man?
Speaker 3: Yeah, man told you watch out. P Daddy, poor Marie
is a dolphin.
Speaker 1: Got invited to one of his parties. Ohkay, my goodness.
Speaker 3: I want the record deal, but I don't want it
this much.
Speaker 1: Is that I mean fake? You know you can't trust
what you see these days? My goodness? Gracious. Well, anyways,
dolphins are cute little devians. But yeah, there are clams
in the excursion. There are things that look like rocks
but aren't rocks. They're water aliens. And course, yeah, I know.
They don't do anything like they're nice.
Speaker 3: You know, some sting you.
Speaker 1: I don't. They just kind of creepy out. I don't
like anything really down there. Yeah, getting less and less.
You know, it used to be more of a water kid.
I'm not a water kid anymore. Do you want to
go down there and look at all that stuff? Now?
I'm also very afraid of the gear. Yeah, yeah, I
can't be trusted with this gear. I don't know how
to work.
Speaker 3: I'm not going in the ocean and I'm not going skydiving.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gosh, get in the comments. Let us know what
about I'm not sure. So Harry gets back. Well, first
I should say Marina is very very grateful that Tweehun
let her do this. Oh yeah, very grateful. And she
also has a perfect name for her passion. So anyways,
Harry gets back. He got a text from Big Red
and he texts Big Red back. He throws a little
kiss at the end of the text, just X.
Speaker 3: Come on, you remember you first started dating Zeci.
Speaker 2: I remember I'd look at a text that was going
to be an answer that was three words, and.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, I got to make sure this is perfect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta.
Speaker 3: Win her over.
Speaker 1: My God. When I was in the early days of
courting my wife, I had a BlackBerry, And when you
had a BlackBerry and you got a text, there was
a red light that went off on top of the phone.
And I used to set my phone down and just
walk away and then peel back like a crazy person
and just look at it to see if the red
light had gone off. I mean, young love is so cute,
isn't it. It's so cute, all right?
Speaker 3: So well, Harry gets back, immediately goes in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: He kind of like ices Brianna, and then he hugs
Zorena longtime friends Serena.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that gets Brianna a little jealous and it's
that right level of jealousy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you can't commit too much to this, right,
you got to do it, then you got to get back.
You have to reassure you know what I mean, we're players.
We've done this before, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Years?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I would say too long. He's yep, many,
but he's told that Anthony is leaving and he is
all of us. He goes kind of like Michael Bluth
asking about ann you know, he's like, He's gone, okay,
nice knowing you. So Peacht infused with mint, greets the
gang and we get to a very big night. Jason
will be dining with them. We're gonna have some French
onion soup. We're gonna have some steak. It's a French evening.
It's sexy Monte Carlo. I don't know if this is
a sea rat history, but Lara yeah.
Speaker 2: So she talks about the dinner theme, which is Monte Carlo,
and then she reflects back on where she got her
love for taping decorations from the ninety nine cent store.
Speaker 3: To Poles on a boat. It's from her mother. Yeah, yeah,
long tradition over there in the family.
Speaker 1: Gaudie wealth is so spiritually empty. You know. You go
to Monte Carlo and it's just like, I don't know
why I've been there. I just happened to have been there. Yeah,
it's so fucking ugh, Like, what is the point of this?
Speaker 2: I think our own little snapshot here in Los Angeles
is a street called Rodeo Drives.
Speaker 1: Rodeo Drive. It's like, okay, what the fuck now?
Speaker 3: Thank you all the And I know a couple of billionaires.
They don't go down there.
Speaker 1: No billionaires shop at Gap. That's why they're billionaires. And
the ninety nine cent store yep, absolutely billionaire's shop at
the ninety nine cent store. Quote Dave Ramsey.
Speaker 3: Okay, so all this dinner, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Casino Royale is elegant and sexy, and that's
why First Up and we love Serena. First Up is
a French onion soup served in a kind of clamshell bowl,
really clashing, the dish and the vessel really clashing.
Speaker 2: Let me say this, Yeah, that bowl and that grilled
cheese was so drenched Matthew Perry would have drowned in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I love when you make fun if Matthew
Perry dying in that body of water. Oh, by the way, guys,
if you've been along this journey with me, my wife
and I have been watching What Lies Beneath and we've
had to break it up in a twenty minute chuck.
So it's taken a while, but Saturday we finally finished it.
We had a cinema morning. I gotta tell you, I
miss movies.
Speaker 3: It's what we call the popcorn movie.
Speaker 1: I miss movies.
Speaker 2: You go there, you can instantly forget it after you
see it, but while you're there, you're like, are they
really going there?
Speaker 3: He's going to kill his wife of thirty years and
drown'er in a bathtub?
Speaker 1: Oh in like a really? And it's so I love that.
And we'll get back to the show in a second.
But I love that era of movie making because in
the beginning of the movie, there are two scenes where
there's this exposition where they go there's no cell service
at the middle of the bridge. You're like, okay, yeah,
and then she goes to the lab and they're like
he's working on a toxin that renders you unable to move. Okay,
it was amazing.
Speaker 3: I got another movie for you, Okay, I mentioned it
before and for all the Barnacles out there, Stir of Echoes.
Speaker 2: Now now they're too similar. It's similar but different. You're
gonna love it. I used to hang out with the
guy who ends up being the serial killer at the
tail end. He walked in on the audition and he.
Speaker 1: Got the part Stir of Echoes. All right, I'm not
gonna watch that. Okay. So the other thing about the
French onion soup is you're a big fan, right.
Speaker 3: I love French onion.
Speaker 1: You strike me as somebody who would.
Speaker 3: Love mushi mushy mushy onions.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's a labor of love. You know. Onion's
take a very long time to break down.
Speaker 3: Don't forget that melted coating on top.
Speaker 1: And the melted coating on top is what I'd like
to discuss right now, because the melted coating on top
of Serena's clamshell French onion soup looked like vomit uh
or some kind of liquid corn. I think it was
the wrong cheese. Usually French onion soup is adorned with
an unhealthy amount of cre air that broils and my
yards and it's so beautiful, but this looked like throw up.
And we love Serena. Also, it's eighty degrees outside.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you gotta play to the I guess all
the elements, don't you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So, as Eric speaks on the alpha liss pussies
that dominate our culture, the steak hits the table. It's
carrot puree, it's parmesan, it's a red wine jew Everybody
seems to like it, but Jason has a little bit
of a problem with it. And he walks downstairs and he, yes, Serena,
did you boil that steak in milk? Because it was
lifeless and had no seer. She said that she was
scared of burning it, which is not a good answer
from a chef. And I'd give the entire meal. We
love Serena probably negative seven negative seah.
Speaker 2: Wow, that is a fourteen point differentiation from Captain Jason.
Speaker 3: And I thought his score was born.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, no, no, I was. I was really tough on
Serena tonight.
Speaker 3: That's okay, but room to grow.
Speaker 1: Anyways, we get to Wian's girl problems. Harry took big red. Yeah,
what'd you say he shot for the big puss.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, he took a shot. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2: But here's the good news about it about males, especially
like we Han or Bosn's instantly they're able to move
on his other options now that Brionna's off off the
dating board.
Speaker 3: Every other female, every other female.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I think if one of those orgs down
in the engine room had a vadge, they'd be on
his plate.
Speaker 1: I cannot say vadge. No, yeah, don't say vage. Oh sorry,
what's better? Gosh? Oh should we bleep it? Okay, it's
a beautiful it's a beautiful sexual organ.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yes, one of the best.
Speaker 1: I would say, I mean compared to us, I mean
just withering sacks of meal, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's the reason I don't look down there, you know,
you don't. I try not to look in the mirror
anymore either.
Speaker 1: Okay, So yes, we on. I gotta say, coming off
of the back of one of Gary King's season yeah,
uh seasons, I gotta say, you know, it's really lovely
to see this kind of light chauvinism.
Speaker 3: I like it. That's you know what it is. It
you nailed it. It's chauvinism light, it's.
Speaker 1: Chavinism light, it's Chovinism zero.
Speaker 3: I think it helps that he's not a filthy drunk.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, we got some time. Let's get to the
next day. Protein balls are ready to go. A Derek
cannot wear which once because she has a pale belly.
But let's get to breakfast. Eric stands at the head
of the table and he delivers a sermon about I
think he said that women should uh give regular blowjobs
or something because their husband's work so hard.
Speaker 2: I think it was he was going there, but it
was more, you need to make sure that your man
feels like a king when.
Speaker 1: He comes home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, can't tell him that he smells,
And would you mind taking his shoes off when he
gets in the door.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like that woman that went viral. She was like, well,
my man wants to not he gets a nut?
Speaker 3: Not huh.
Speaker 1: If he is coming home from work for lunch, he
gets a nut. And it's like Jesus Christ, that's dnad.
I mean evidently a month he was getting six seven
a day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd be depleted.
Speaker 1: Oh, you look like a mummy.
Speaker 3: You know what happens when you get old dell. All
they want to do is sleep. That's my sex.
Speaker 1: Sleep. I gotta say, sleep is incredible.
Speaker 3: It's I like it more than eating.
Speaker 1: I do. I think I might too. Okay, so Adair
adare Nope talked about her. Okay. Serena is told uh
to not feed the sea rat all.
Speaker 3: Right, so I was confused by this.
Speaker 2: Okay, So they can eat essentially table scraps according to
Captain Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Captain Jason goes, you just lost a sous chef.
You have all these table scraps. Throw it on the
floor and let them eat, right, And she's saying, well,
it's all cold and it may have norovirus in it
because it's just been sitting out for seven hours. Jason says,
don't care, do it, throw it on the ground and
let them eat. Now. She's very frustrated by this because
she wants to cook them a meal. I don't know why.
I think it's this self sabotage. I'm going to try
to completely tap my energy out. I don't know. But
Jason overhears her complaining to the life.
Speaker 2: When are these sea rats going to realize the walls
in these vessels are made of paper.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and where there are thick walls, there are giant openings.
Speaker 3: This is their first fine. I think they've now you
got pissed that here with that onion volcano.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing an onion volcanoes and right not doing it.
So did you know that if you fast for three
days and then eat a ticktac, your veins will pop
out of your fucking arms like Superman.
Speaker 3: I did not know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that is why Eric makes the big fucking
bucks man.
Speaker 3: Okay, imagine hearing that at a seminar.
Speaker 1: Wow, what are we doing walking through life without the
information that if we don't eat for three days and
then have a tictac. I'm glad he was eating white
They're the best tictacy a country mile. There are orange
people and there are white people, and the orange people
are weird.
Speaker 2: My wife's an orange person. That's what she uses a
diet all day long.
Speaker 3: She just eats a whole thing of tic TACs.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, now the white ones are far superior.
Speaker 2: Again, the comments, Okay, I have to say this, Eric Rock,
I feel bad for you.
Speaker 3: I think you did your business in your platform.
Speaker 2: A major disservice by coming on the show because they
made you look like an absolute Asshold.
Speaker 3: I mean, you did it to yourself.
Speaker 1: But these these guys have a Keith ran Yery kind
of spin they can throw on shah bad at it.
Just these people don't understand how alpha we are. That's
why you know he'll be fine. Uh okay, So let's
see how the tip is. Eric says, you're going to
inspire the world. They are not. He then says the
best exit speech of all time. It was not.
Speaker 3: That was awesome.
Speaker 2: That's pretty crazy. Yeah, you know what, I hadn't realized this.
Eric looks like the situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, he looks like a human beatball. So
let's get to the tip twenty two K and we
take Anthony's tip, and.
Speaker 3: He was supposed to He's wearing the helmet somewhere yelling
at someone and in heaven.
Speaker 1: So we on in Serena are kicking things off quite
a bit. I forgot she was into culver.
Speaker 3: I forgot about that too. Yeah, and then I hate
that guy. Everyone that comes on here goes, oh, he's
such a nice guy, and like, I don't care. You know,
you have like your instincts like I just don't like
that person. Yeah, I don't think if he came on
as a guest and we interviewed him, I don't think
he could still make his way to get me to
like him. I'd have to fake it like I did
with Coren Olympias.
Speaker 1: What I had fun with Karen? Did you what about Culvert?
Did you not like?
Speaker 3: I felt like he was fake.
Speaker 2: It was all put on and I don't think he's
being real. And then I hated the whole Randy beer commercial.
Keith Stone was an old Milwaukee commercial that he just repurposed.
Speaker 3: His original and they kept allowing him to bring that back.
Speaker 1: No, I think Culver was just a log right, so,
and he liked it, so he did it. But yeah,
I was crazy. Remember when the hottest person to ever
come on the show was like dating him? Yeah? Cool stuff.
All right, let's move on. We don't need to worry
about the past because the present is so good, is
it not? Now? We have another little tug of war
here though, Marina versus Serena, and we on is the
pile of mud that one of them is going to
fall into? So we eat some brown food at a
restaurant and then we get some sea red history with
Johnny and.
Speaker 3: I don't even know if this is worth for counting.
Speaker 1: Well, this is usually where if I have liquid in
my mouth, I will spit it out because, if you
can believe it, his dad wasn't in the No Sure.
Speaker 2: And he cheated on his mom so much that his
own mother asked him to find another place to live.
Speaker 3: We know, we know, Johnny. Yeah, I'm sorry that we
know that, but we know so zero zero.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's a bummer because we do know. We know. Okay, so.
Speaker 3: Let's get to the hot tub ah, the ball of snakes.
Speaker 1: We've talked about how important this solution of sex and
humors and spit is. Okay, good seasons of Below Deck
spawn out of this muck and check the box. This
season has been so fantastic, it really is. We had
Johnny grabs Serena's face and shove it in his taint tonight.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Am I watching Below Deck or Wild Boys on MTV too?
Speaker 3: I know I thought the same thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I want to say this about Serena though. I love
how she stakes her claim with we Anne. Yeah, like
she basically just does full leg wrap around like basically
like take cracks taking.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, for oh god, that's how you get a guy.
Speaker 1: No, I think it was for her. Oh still bad ass,
though still badass. Yeah, spider woman straddle crack a heiney.
That's a woman that knows what she wants. So yeah,
lots of kisses, truth or dare. But Johnny's trip dance
was insane. I mean everyone seemed.
Speaker 3: Really disgusted.
Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, okay. So next day, the J Man does
his morning meditation, Harry asked Jason for date, and we
go back to Margo. I forgot that Harry and Margot
were a thing she had us.
Speaker 3: I think she's okay with this. She checked in and said, Hi.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, still great. We love Margot. I miss Margot.
I wish Margot was on the show. We get to
Zorena's crush on we Hand what Weian Weien the we Men,
and Marina catches wind of this. Now as assured is
Serena is with Weien, so is Marina. Marina turns into
a spicy Latina and says, I know exactly what I
want to hold my beer. I love it.
Speaker 3: Take what's yours? Great move?
Speaker 1: And we the we Man isn't theirs he's a you know,
he's likely a South African playboy, so it's a bit
of an illusion, but go ahead.
Speaker 2: Well, so I believe this is where Maria, Marie and
the we Man plan on a date together. And then meanwhile,
I think Brianna and Harry go out to.
Speaker 3: That lovely, lovely, lovely gelato place.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, a couple of couple of golden doodles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she and she wants to get a PhD in
marine biology.
Speaker 3: I hope she can.
Speaker 1: Yep, me too. I think they're really cute. I think
they're a couple of total dorks who are very pretty
and very into one another. But can I quickly backtrack
because we talked a lot of shit on Johnny in
the first episode, deservedly so Johnny was all over the
place in the first.
Speaker 3: Episode, seemed calm down a little bit. I think he's.
Speaker 1: Actually kind of lovely. I love Johnny on the show.
Speaker 3: I do like Johnny too. I think he needs to
get in the mix a little bit.
Speaker 2: I think that that's what that whole really disgusting strip
tease was about.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, we do see him in the teaser for.
Speaker 1: Future punching a wall.
Speaker 2: That's right, Yeah, And Dylan, and I worked with a
guy that will do that on a regular basis.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Hated that guy too, Yes you did. So we end
with a little Marina and we in date. She gives
him a bracelet that says kisses in Portuguese and then
she gives him kisses. And I was wondering if Serena
knew that they were on a date. Answer, she did
not know.
Speaker 3: But you know who tells.
Speaker 1: Him little golden doodle.
Speaker 3: Lit Harry, Harry, Harry. You understand your job, sir.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, when and uh Marina are out kissing at
the hotel, but you didn't know? Yeah, no, And that
is when things that aren't real really start to descend
upon Serena.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna do her accent, but I believe she
said that fucking bitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We can't do that, right, we can't do that.
But we'll see what happens next week. In the comments,
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