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Speaker 1: If you can believe it. His dad wasn't in the

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no sure, and.

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Speaker 2: He cheated on his mom so much that his own

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mother asked him to find another place to live.

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Speaker 3: We know, we know, Johnny. Yeah, I'm sorry that we

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know that, but we know so.

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Speaker 1: Zero zero. Yeah, that's a bummer because we do know.

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We know. Okay, so hi long, Welcome to another brand

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spanking episode of another Blue Deck podcast. But it's not

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that it's bad TV.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 1: What's up?

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Speaker 2: You gotta keep getting these people over here. And by

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the way, you below Deck people, you barnacles. We got

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Love is Blind on this bad TV feed and uh,

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I need more of you to give that a shot.

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Speaker 3: It's a horrible season.

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Speaker 2: It's one of the worst seasons that Netflix has ever

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offered us as far as that franchise.

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Speaker 3: That being said, when we recap it, it's very entertating.

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Speaker 1: I'm dylling.

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Speaker 3: That's pat Hi give it a shot.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: Patreon dot com slash another podcast network for that writeis

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our favorite show. It's so good APSPMZ. All the stuff

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is there video from other shows. The best part about

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Patreon is that we get to interact with people more often. Yeah,

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that's honestly my favorite part.

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Speaker 2: I have to tell you this though, I didn't realize

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how many wimpos we had over there. I thought when

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you were behind the paywall, they didn't get offended by anything.

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I'm constant reading comments like I can't believe you said that.

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Speaker 3: How long have you been listening to us?

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Speaker 1: That's why it's patriot. It's a little insidiary. Okay, we

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gotta get in the show. That's right below deck day

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in on that. How are you feeling.

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Speaker 3: About the show. Yeah, I'm enjoying this season, I really am.

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Speaker 1: It's fantastic.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna miss Chef Anthony. It's fun watching someone you despise. Yeah,

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he will be missed, kind of.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Dina, how you go.

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Speaker 3: Let's get Paul that about him.

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Speaker 1: He's just a young job. Get out of here. He's

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a douchebag. Although I will give it to him and

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we'll talk about it. So many of us have been

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in jobs that eat away at our soul, and what

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do we do. We stay in them. We have anxiety

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attacks on the drive home, and we tell our spouses,

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I can't believe I'm still here, over and over and

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over again. He acted on it, acted on it. You

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gotta give him.

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but I'd say his own problems were his own.

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Speaker 1: But listen, we gotta get into our our nots.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay. I liked the episode. I had no idea

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as a BOS and you could just say fuck it,

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let's go hit a bar.

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Speaker 1: I like that.

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Speaker 2: I hadn't seen that before. This is breaking some conventions

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that we've had on this show. Yeah, the I guess

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the thrupple romance between Marina and Zarena and Leon.

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Speaker 1: That's gonna be fun.

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Speaker 3: Harry go Harry. Oh, he's let me tell you something.

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Speaker 2: As a cast member or casting a director, you're like, wow,

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we cast him because he was a cute, nice guy.

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Little did I know he was a little back channeler.

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He'd be going for the big p He shot a shot,

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Speaker 1: Does that's not for the big puss?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, he went for big red. Well,

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he shot a shot. Wow, very successful. And then he

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played hard to get Yeah yeah, yeah, well you got to.

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Speaker 2: I'm really enjoying him. Yeah, so overall, fun season. It's

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a show I enjoy watching and I enjoy.

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Speaker 3: Talking about it. I get paid for it too. I'm

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gonna give it ninety blindfolds.

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Speaker 1: Okay. You know we love Serena. Yes, when I say that,

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you know something bad's coming, Yes I do. Yep, you

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know we love Serena. Serena is on shutter Island right now.

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She's hearing voices. Yeah, Okay. The stress of the boat

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is anthropomorphizing the walls, the pots, and the pants, and

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they're screaming at her and telling her that she's not

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good enough. And what that translates is into is lunch

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lady slop for high paying guests.

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Speaker 3: Oh, don't jump ahead. I believe you're reviewing her dinner.

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Speaker 1: Well, well, we'll get to it. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You know, next time I go on a yacht and

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I get dinner, I want something you'd serve at a

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fifth grader's birthday party.

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Speaker 1: Okay. So not just that there are the breakdowns here

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is this is charter two. We have to tell the

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walls that they're just walls, Okay, and we have to.

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season because we can't lose Serenas. Urena's to the one

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of the heartbeats of this show. Okay, Eric, what a gift?

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Speaker 3: Eric rock.

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Speaker 1: What a gift to us. I love guys that wear

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live strong bracelets with no excuses exclamation mark, who know

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women better than they do. That's my favorite.

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Speaker 3: The irony of that.

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Speaker 2: The girl that he's dating is over in the corner

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eight feet away telling other people what a complete douchebag.

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Speaker 3: He is for those that can't do teach right.

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Speaker 1: So one hundred pots. Last time on below deck, Harry

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ripped his thumb off and Anthony was packing his bags,

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and that's where we pick up. Anthony is executed, Yeah,

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by Captain hotas he may the rounds and like we mentioned,

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he is a rat fuck. But life is too short

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to clean pots and pans that are talking to the

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head chef on a boat you don't want to be on.

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Speaker 2: I feel he got talked into coming onto this show

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and he probably pushed back quite a bit, and they

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probably might have promised him something that was not delivered

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when he showed up there, because he seemed to bump

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heads with her immediately.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think two things happened. One he there's the

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bear culture surrounding food and kitchens has turned chefs not

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only into sex addicts and drug addicts and thrill seekers

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but also narcissists. So the siren song of growing the

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instagram being maybe like a Thomas Straker one day, what

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with his canals and one pot meals, you know, maybe

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he could be its internets. It's But the other thing

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is I think that they they knew that Anthony was

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more traditionally competent in like in cooking, than Serena, who

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is more competent and experienced with the world of being

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a yacht sha. So that was always going to be

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a friction because he never could have sustained all of

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his compressed watermelon bullshit. Now, but they knew that that

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Speaker 3: And here's something else noteworthy. He was only a dick

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to her.

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Speaker 2: Now, that doesn't mean that the young man gets away

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with being a dick to his superior. But when he

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leaves the boat, there were some heartfelt goodbyes to h Yeah, yeah, not.

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Speaker 3: To her, not to her.

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Speaker 2: I believe Brianna said, you know what, keep killing it,

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and I think she was referring to that octopus that

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he burned to every inch of its life.

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Speaker 1: Well he drowned it again. Yeah, so Erica's work holic.

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people on him. And that's when we cut over to

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the ladies who I think openly hate him. Yeah, they

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think softly, but they openly hate him.

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Speaker 3: They think he's fucking obnoxious.

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Speaker 2: Let me I have some quotes here from him at

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this self help sentemar seminar that I assume people paid

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thousands of dollars for.

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Speaker 3: He said, when you see an opportunity, you take it.

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Speaker 2: You can't pass it by because your competitors sure that

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his hell will take it. It's a masterclass in the

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fucking obvious. But I guess that's what these things are.

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you something? I don't like this bottle

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of water I got today, Eternal naturally alkaline spring water.

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The bottle is not a convenient shape for cup holders

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and whatnot.

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Speaker 3: You know, isn't this stupid?

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Speaker 1: Isn't this a stupid bottle of water? Gosh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Well, I was gonna say, yeah, his

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girlfriend talks shit about him. And I want to say

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this to Eric Rock because I think he loves to

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hear himself talk. We would love to hear you on

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the pod because I'd like to know how it is.

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we have his girlfriend?

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Speaker 1: Not No, I'd love to have him on. Honestly, dude,

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my work life balance is so out of whack. My

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my tits are getting so big. I just can't stop eating.

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And I really need a man to help me be

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more fucking alpha, because that's that's what all of us

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are called to do at the end of the day.

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Speaker 3: You know, I also want to ask him how he

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can do steroids and adderall and not have a heart attack.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah he can't. It'll take him out one day,

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but hopefully he changes his way. So weon went rogue

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and told Marina she could go scuba diving. Now, Nino

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the human trafficker is going to keep watch of the

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boat while they all go on an excursion. There are

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clan Oh and quick a dare wipe your ass with

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Speaker 3: That's right now, move on. Well, we have a little

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c rat history here, do we really?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, oh, because she talks about scuba diving.

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not even get it considered sea rat history.

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Speaker 3: She says she found her love for diving, and they

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put a little cute picture up with her dad and

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her when she was a little girl. Huh, And because

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her dad used to take her and she never thought

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she'd dive again after a dad was sodomized by a dolphin.

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Speaker 2: But you can't turn back on a passion, Dylan, Now

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that didn't happen.

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Speaker 3: Her story sucked and wasn't he worth mentioning?

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Speaker 1: I wonder if you could actually get sodomized.

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Speaker 3: But oh, dolphins are worse than P Diddy, and you

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know it's baby oil.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't think so. P Diddy was able to

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tap into the superpower of human beings with language and

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kind of navigating the emotional waves of manipulating young runaways.

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do is fuck well.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever seen when they have those dolphin petting

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areas where you have a bunch of filthy, yucky normies

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swimming in with their little their little shoulder pads on

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and the dolphins swim around.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, a dolphin will hook you with his.

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Speaker 1: One hundred percent could get sodomized by dolphin. Have you

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ever seen a dolphin penis?

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Speaker 3: I have?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they hook on you.

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Speaker 1: It looks like a goddamn jetlin. I've never seen anything

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like that, are you wow? Man?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, man told you watch out. P Daddy, poor Marie

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is a dolphin.

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Speaker 1: Got invited to one of his parties. Ohkay, my goodness.

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Speaker 3: I want the record deal, but I don't want it

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this much.

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Speaker 1: Is that I mean fake? You know you can't trust

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what you see these days? My goodness? Gracious. Well, anyways,

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dolphins are cute little devians. But yeah, there are clams

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in the excursion. There are things that look like rocks

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but aren't rocks. They're water aliens. And course, yeah, I know.

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They don't do anything like they're nice.

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Speaker 3: You know, some sting you.

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Speaker 1: I don't. They just kind of creepy out. I don't

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like anything really down there. Yeah, getting less and less.

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I'm not a water kid anymore. Do you want to

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go down there and look at all that stuff? Now?

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can't be trusted with this gear. I don't know how

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Speaker 3: I'm not going in the ocean and I'm not going skydiving.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, gosh, get in the comments. Let us know what

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about I'm not sure. So Harry gets back. Well, first

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I should say Marina is very very grateful that Tweehun

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let her do this. Oh yeah, very grateful. And she

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also has a perfect name for her passion. So anyways,

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Harry gets back. He got a text from Big Red

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and he texts Big Red back. He throws a little

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kiss at the end of the text, just X.

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Speaker 3: Come on, you remember you first started dating Zeci.

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Speaker 2: I remember I'd look at a text that was going

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to be an answer that was three words, and.

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Speaker 3: I'd be like, I got to make sure this is perfect.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta.

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Speaker 3: Win her over.

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Speaker 1: My God. When I was in the early days of

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courting my wife, I had a BlackBerry, And when you

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had a BlackBerry and you got a text, there was

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a red light that went off on top of the phone.

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And I used to set my phone down and just

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walk away and then peel back like a crazy person

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and just look at it to see if the red

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light had gone off. I mean, young love is so cute,

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isn't it. It's so cute, all right?

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Speaker 3: So well, Harry gets back, immediately goes in the kitchen.

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Speaker 2: He kind of like ices Brianna, and then he hugs

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Zorena longtime friends Serena.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and that gets Brianna a little jealous and it's

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that right level of jealousy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because you can't commit too much to this, right,

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you got to do it, then you got to get back.

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You have to reassure you know what I mean, we're players.

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We've done this before, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Years?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I would say too long. He's yep, many,

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but he's told that Anthony is leaving and he is

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all of us. He goes kind of like Michael Bluth

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asking about ann you know, he's like, He's gone, okay,

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nice knowing you. So Peacht infused with mint, greets the

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gang and we get to a very big night. Jason

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will be dining with them. We're gonna have some French

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onion soup. We're gonna have some steak. It's a French evening.

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It's sexy Monte Carlo. I don't know if this is

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a sea rat history, but Lara yeah.

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Speaker 2: So she talks about the dinner theme, which is Monte Carlo,

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and then she reflects back on where she got her

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love for taping decorations from the ninety nine cent store.

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Speaker 3: To Poles on a boat. It's from her mother. Yeah, yeah,

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long tradition over there in the family.

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Speaker 1: Gaudie wealth is so spiritually empty. You know. You go

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to Monte Carlo and it's just like, I don't know

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why I've been there. I just happened to have been there. Yeah,

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it's so fucking ugh, Like, what is the point of this?

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Speaker 2: I think our own little snapshot here in Los Angeles

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is a street called Rodeo Drives.

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Speaker 1: Rodeo Drive. It's like, okay, what the fuck now?

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Speaker 3: Thank you all the And I know a couple of billionaires.

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They don't go down there.

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Speaker 1: No billionaires shop at Gap. That's why they're billionaires. And

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the ninety nine cent store yep, absolutely billionaire's shop at

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the ninety nine cent store. Quote Dave Ramsey.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so all this dinner, I can't wait.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So Casino Royale is elegant and sexy, and that's

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why First Up and we love Serena. First Up is

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a French onion soup served in a kind of clamshell bowl,

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really clashing, the dish and the vessel really clashing.

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Speaker 2: Let me say this, Yeah, that bowl and that grilled

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cheese was so drenched Matthew Perry would have drowned in it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I love when you make fun if Matthew

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Perry dying in that body of water. Oh, by the way, guys,

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if you've been along this journey with me, my wife

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and I have been watching What Lies Beneath and we've

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had to break it up in a twenty minute chuck.

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So it's taken a while, but Saturday we finally finished it.

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We had a cinema morning. I gotta tell you, I

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miss movies.

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Speaker 3: It's what we call the popcorn movie.

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Speaker 1: I miss movies.

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Speaker 2: You go there, you can instantly forget it after you

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see it, but while you're there, you're like, are they

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really going there?

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Speaker 3: He's going to kill his wife of thirty years and

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drown'er in a bathtub?

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Speaker 1: Oh in like a really? And it's so I love that.

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And we'll get back to the show in a second.

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But I love that era of movie making because in

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the beginning of the movie, there are two scenes where

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there's this exposition where they go there's no cell service

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at the middle of the bridge. You're like, okay, yeah,

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and then she goes to the lab and they're like

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he's working on a toxin that renders you unable to move. Okay,

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it was amazing.

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Speaker 3: I got another movie for you, Okay, I mentioned it

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before and for all the Barnacles out there, Stir of Echoes.

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Speaker 2: Now now they're too similar. It's similar but different. You're

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gonna love it. I used to hang out with the

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guy who ends up being the serial killer at the

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tail end. He walked in on the audition and he.

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Speaker 1: Got the part Stir of Echoes. All right, I'm not

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gonna watch that. Okay. So the other thing about the

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French onion soup is you're a big fan, right.

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Speaker 3: I love French onion.

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Speaker 1: You strike me as somebody who would.

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Speaker 3: Love mushi mushy mushy onions.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's a labor of love. You know. Onion's

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take a very long time to break down.

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Speaker 3: Don't forget that melted coating on top.

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Speaker 1: And the melted coating on top is what I'd like

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to discuss right now, because the melted coating on top

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of Serena's clamshell French onion soup looked like vomit uh

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or some kind of liquid corn. I think it was

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the wrong cheese. Usually French onion soup is adorned with

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an unhealthy amount of cre air that broils and my

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yards and it's so beautiful, but this looked like throw up.

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And we love Serena. Also, it's eighty degrees outside.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you gotta play to the I guess all

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the elements, don't you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So, as Eric speaks on the alpha liss pussies

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that dominate our culture, the steak hits the table. It's

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carrot puree, it's parmesan, it's a red wine jew Everybody

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seems to like it, but Jason has a little bit

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of a problem with it. And he walks downstairs and he, yes, Serena,

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did you boil that steak in milk? Because it was

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lifeless and had no seer. She said that she was

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scared of burning it, which is not a good answer

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from a chef. And I'd give the entire meal. We

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love Serena probably negative seven negative seah.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that is a fourteen point differentiation from Captain Jason.

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Speaker 3: And I thought his score was born.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, No, no, no, I was. I was really tough on

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Serena tonight.

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Speaker 3: That's okay, but room to grow.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, we get to Wian's girl problems. Harry took big red. Yeah,

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what'd you say he shot for the big puss.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, he took a shot. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay.

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Speaker 2: But here's the good news about it about males, especially

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like we Han or Bosn's instantly they're able to move

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on his other options now that Brionna's off off the

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dating board.

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Speaker 3: Every other female, every other female.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I think if one of those orgs down

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in the engine room had a vadge, they'd be on

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his plate.

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Speaker 1: I cannot say vadge. No, yeah, don't say vage. Oh sorry,

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what's better? Gosh? Oh should we bleep it? Okay, it's

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a beautiful it's a beautiful sexual organ.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, yes, one of the best.

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Speaker 1: I would say, I mean compared to us, I mean

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just withering sacks of meal, you know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's the reason I don't look down there, you know,

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you don't. I try not to look in the mirror

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anymore either.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So yes, we on. I gotta say, coming off

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of the back of one of Gary King's season yeah,

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uh seasons, I gotta say, you know, it's really lovely

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to see this kind of light chauvinism.

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Speaker 3: I like it. That's you know what it is. It

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you nailed it. It's chauvinism light, it's.

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Speaker 1: Chavinism light, it's Chovinism zero.

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Speaker 3: I think it helps that he's not a filthy drunk.

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Speaker 1: Right, Well, we got some time. Let's get to the

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next day. Protein balls are ready to go. A Derek

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cannot wear which once because she has a pale belly.

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But let's get to breakfast. Eric stands at the head

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of the table and he delivers a sermon about I

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think he said that women should uh give regular blowjobs

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or something because their husband's work so hard.

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Speaker 2: I think it was he was going there, but it

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was more, you need to make sure that your man

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feels like a king when.

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Speaker 1: He comes home.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, can't tell him that he smells,

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And would you mind taking his shoes off when he

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gets in the door.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like that woman that went viral. She was like, well,

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my man wants to not he gets a nut?

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Speaker 3: Not huh.

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Speaker 1: If he is coming home from work for lunch, he

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gets a nut. And it's like Jesus Christ, that's dnad.

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I mean evidently a month he was getting six seven

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a day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd be depleted.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you look like a mummy.

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Speaker 3: You know what happens when you get old dell. All

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they want to do is sleep. That's my sex.

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Speaker 1: Sleep. I gotta say, sleep is incredible.

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Speaker 3: It's I like it more than eating.

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Speaker 1: I do. I think I might too. Okay, so Adair

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adare Nope talked about her. Okay. Serena is told uh

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to not feed the sea rat all.

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Speaker 3: Right, so I was confused by this.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So they can eat essentially table scraps according to

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Captain Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So Captain Jason goes, you just lost a sous chef.

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You have all these table scraps. Throw it on the

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floor and let them eat, right, And she's saying, well,

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it's all cold and it may have norovirus in it

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because it's just been sitting out for seven hours. Jason says,

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don't care, do it, throw it on the ground and

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let them eat. Now. She's very frustrated by this because

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she wants to cook them a meal. I don't know why.

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I think it's this self sabotage. I'm going to try

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to completely tap my energy out. I don't know. But

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Jason overhears her complaining to the life.

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Speaker 2: When are these sea rats going to realize the walls

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in these vessels are made of paper.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and where there are thick walls, there are giant openings.

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Speaker 3: This is their first fine. I think they've now you

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got pissed that here with that onion volcano.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing an onion volcanoes and right not doing it.

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So did you know that if you fast for three

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days and then eat a ticktac, your veins will pop

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out of your fucking arms like Superman.

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Speaker 3: I did not know that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well that is why Eric makes the big fucking

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bucks man.

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Speaker 3: Okay, imagine hearing that at a seminar.

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Speaker 1: Wow, what are we doing walking through life without the

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information that if we don't eat for three days and

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then have a tictac. I'm glad he was eating white

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They're the best tictacy a country mile. There are orange

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people and there are white people, and the orange people

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are weird.

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Speaker 2: My wife's an orange person. That's what she uses a

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diet all day long.

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Speaker 3: She just eats a whole thing of tic TACs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, now the white ones are far superior.

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Speaker 2: Again, the comments, Okay, I have to say this, Eric Rock,

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I feel bad for you.

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Speaker 3: I think you did your business in your platform.

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Speaker 2: A major disservice by coming on the show because they

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made you look like an absolute Asshold.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you did it to yourself.

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Speaker 1: But these these guys have a Keith ran Yery kind

468
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of spin they can throw on shah bad at it.

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Just these people don't understand how alpha we are. That's

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why you know he'll be fine. Uh okay, So let's

471
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see how the tip is. Eric says, you're going to

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inspire the world. They are not. He then says the

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best exit speech of all time. It was not.

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Speaker 3: That was awesome.

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Speaker 2: That's pretty crazy. Yeah, you know what, I hadn't realized this.

476
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Eric looks like the situation.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, he looks like a human beatball. So

478
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let's get to the tip twenty two K and we

479
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take Anthony's tip, and.

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Speaker 3: He was supposed to He's wearing the helmet somewhere yelling

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at someone and in heaven.

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Speaker 1: So we on in Serena are kicking things off quite

483
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a bit. I forgot she was into culver.

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Speaker 3: I forgot about that too. Yeah, and then I hate

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that guy. Everyone that comes on here goes, oh, he's

486
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such a nice guy, and like, I don't care. You know,

487
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you have like your instincts like I just don't like

488
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that person. Yeah, I don't think if he came on

489
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as a guest and we interviewed him, I don't think

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he could still make his way to get me to

491
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like him. I'd have to fake it like I did

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with Coren Olympias.

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Speaker 1: What I had fun with Karen? Did you what about Culvert?

494
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Did you not like?

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Speaker 3: I felt like he was fake.

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Speaker 2: It was all put on and I don't think he's

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being real. And then I hated the whole Randy beer commercial.

498
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Keith Stone was an old Milwaukee commercial that he just repurposed.

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Speaker 3: His original and they kept allowing him to bring that back.

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Speaker 1: No, I think Culver was just a log right, so,

501
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and he liked it, so he did it. But yeah,

502
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I was crazy. Remember when the hottest person to ever

503
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come on the show was like dating him? Yeah? Cool stuff.

504
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All right, let's move on. We don't need to worry

505
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about the past because the present is so good, is

506
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it not? Now? We have another little tug of war

507
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here though, Marina versus Serena, and we on is the

508
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pile of mud that one of them is going to

509
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fall into? So we eat some brown food at a

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restaurant and then we get some sea red history with

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Johnny and.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know if this is worth for counting.

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Speaker 1: Well, this is usually where if I have liquid in

514
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my mouth, I will spit it out because, if you

515
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can believe it, his dad wasn't in the No Sure.

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Speaker 2: And he cheated on his mom so much that his

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own mother asked him to find another place to live.

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Speaker 3: We know, we know, Johnny. Yeah, I'm sorry that we

519
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know that, but we know so zero zero.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's a bummer because we do know. We know. Okay, so.

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Speaker 3: Let's get to the hot tub ah, the ball of snakes.

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Speaker 1: We've talked about how important this solution of sex and

523
00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:53,000
humors and spit is. Okay, good seasons of Below Deck

524
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spawn out of this muck and check the box. This

525
00:28:00,599 --> 00:28:03,960
season has been so fantastic, it really is. We had

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Johnny grabs Serena's face and shove it in his taint tonight.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Am I watching Below Deck or Wild Boys on MTV too?

529
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,079
Speaker 3: I know I thought the same thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

531
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Speaker 2: I want to say this about Serena though. I love

532
00:28:19,039 --> 00:28:21,599
how she stakes her claim with we Anne. Yeah, like

533
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:24,960
she basically just does full leg wrap around like basically

534
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,240
like take cracks taking.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, for oh god, that's how you get a guy.

536
00:28:30,279 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 1: No, I think it was for her. Oh still bad ass,

537
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:39,200
though still badass. Yeah, spider woman straddle crack a heiney.

538
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That's a woman that knows what she wants. So yeah,

539
00:28:43,519 --> 00:28:47,759
lots of kisses, truth or dare. But Johnny's trip dance

540
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was insane. I mean everyone seemed.

541
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Speaker 3: Really disgusted.

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Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, okay. So next day, the J Man does

543
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his morning meditation, Harry asked Jason for date, and we

544
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go back to Margo. I forgot that Harry and Margot

545
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were a thing she had us.

546
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Speaker 3: I think she's okay with this. She checked in and said, Hi.

547
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Speaker 1: Okay, good, still great. We love Margot. I miss Margot.

548
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I wish Margot was on the show. We get to

549
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Zorena's crush on we Hand what Weian Weien the we Men,

550
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and Marina catches wind of this. Now as assured is

551
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Serena is with Weien, so is Marina. Marina turns into

552
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a spicy Latina and says, I know exactly what I

553
00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:39,920
want to hold my beer. I love it.

554
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Speaker 3: Take what's yours? Great move?

555
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Speaker 1: And we the we Man isn't theirs he's a you know,

556
00:29:48,279 --> 00:29:53,680
he's likely a South African playboy, so it's a bit

557
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,279
of an illusion, but go ahead.

558
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Speaker 2: Well, so I believe this is where Maria, Marie and

559
00:30:00,359 --> 00:30:04,240
the we Man plan on a date together. And then meanwhile,

560
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I think Brianna and Harry go out to.

561
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Speaker 3: That lovely, lovely, lovely gelato place.

562
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, a couple of couple of golden doodles.

563
00:30:12,279 --> 00:30:15,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, she and she wants to get a PhD in

564
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marine biology.

565
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Speaker 3: I hope she can.

566
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Speaker 1: Yep, me too. I think they're really cute. I think

567
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:24,720
they're a couple of total dorks who are very pretty

568
00:30:24,839 --> 00:30:29,599
and very into one another. But can I quickly backtrack

569
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because we talked a lot of shit on Johnny in

570
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the first episode, deservedly so Johnny was all over the

571
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place in the first.

572
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Speaker 3: Episode, seemed calm down a little bit. I think he's.

573
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Speaker 1: Actually kind of lovely. I love Johnny on the show.

574
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Speaker 3: I do like Johnny too. I think he needs to

575
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get in the mix a little bit.

576
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Speaker 2: I think that that's what that whole really disgusting strip

577
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:47,440
tease was about.

578
00:30:48,839 --> 00:30:50,839
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, we do see him in the teaser for.

579
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,039
Speaker 1: Future punching a wall.

580
00:30:52,079 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 2: That's right, Yeah, And Dylan, and I worked with a

581
00:30:54,759 --> 00:30:57,119
guy that will do that on a regular basis.

582
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

583
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 1: Hated that guy too, Yes you did. So we end

584
00:31:02,839 --> 00:31:06,039
with a little Marina and we in date. She gives

585
00:31:06,119 --> 00:31:10,480
him a bracelet that says kisses in Portuguese and then

586
00:31:10,519 --> 00:31:13,960
she gives him kisses. And I was wondering if Serena

587
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knew that they were on a date. Answer, she did

588
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not know.

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Speaker 3: But you know who tells.

590
00:31:19,319 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 1: Him little golden doodle.

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Speaker 3: Lit Harry, Harry, Harry. You understand your job, sir.

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00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, when and uh Marina are out kissing at

593
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:34,799
the hotel, but you didn't know? Yeah, no, And that

594
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:40,759
is when things that aren't real really start to descend

595
00:31:40,839 --> 00:31:41,480
upon Serena.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna do her accent, but I believe she

597
00:31:43,119 --> 00:31:44,200
said that fucking bitch.

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00:31:44,359 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. We can't do that, right, we can't do that.

599
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But we'll see what happens next week. In the comments,

600
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let us know what you thought about the episode. Are

601
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you orange or are you white? Tiktac? I love you

602
00:31:54,759 --> 00:31:58,839
guys very much. I'm doing saying good my pat say goodbye.

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The mist of the est has been distinct extect inte.

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The distinctness,