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Speaker 1: On this week's episode of Tom and Jerry Show, I'm

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on other Things, the boys get to discuss in a

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very memorable day in America when a whale became beached. Now,

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the plan was to get rid of the sudden thing.

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Can't very well flush it down toilet, can't throw it

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in back of lan drove and take it to dump?

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What they could have called Fred Dibner. Surely I could

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have come up with some kind of plan better than

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what they actually did. That's right, they called the bloody dynamite.

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Men enjoyed the episode, I'll see the.

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Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to the Tom and Jerry podcast, where

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I'm Tom. Will tell you this, this is how, this

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is where we are right now. Tom, o'manney over there,

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Can you confirm to the listeners that I, Jerry McBride

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am with hand rubbing vaulter all essential to a sore shoulder,

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while in the other hand is a Cannaheineken.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's medicinal in every direction. But I want

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to say that if you an only fan's page could

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open on what Jerry is doing right now, just massaging

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himself underneath his own T shirt. And now I kind

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of want to massage my two fucked up shoulders.

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Speaker 2: Jeseuz, I'm massage my massage and my can lift and

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hand because I tell you it's been a day. Ladies

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and gentlemen, I hope you had a better day than

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I did.

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Speaker 3: You haven't been out filling potholes all day?

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Speaker 2: Gee, I haven't been breaking rocks Tom Every now and then,

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I've decided to derail the what is supposed to be

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a comedy podcast here? But have you ever been to

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the Titanic exhibition up in Belfast?

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Speaker 3: No, I don't have any interesting crashes.

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Speaker 2: It's that's the thing. If you're going there for a

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story of how the Titanic sunk, you'll be disappointed. It's

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a story about how the thing was built.

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Speaker 3: The fuck they made a bollock of it. I want

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to find it. I want to find out how a

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fucking bad joke was fucking made. Tell me how good

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joke was made.

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Speaker 2: Well, anytime you feel like giving out about a day's work,

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I was thinking about the boys building, not just the Titanic,

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but any number of ships that ended up floating home

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where when you turned up with Harlan and whof Wolf

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for a day's work, there was a high probability that

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someone up from you on a scaffolding wasn't the Catholic,

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wasn't the Catholic, and would drop a white hot rivet

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that would just pass cleanly through your fucking skull with

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no resistance, just to drop bore a hole smooth through

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your fucking skull. But then we stopped sizzling by the

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time maybe it got to your small intestine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but there was a day. You know, when you

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put down a day's work like that chair, you fucking

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earned your dinner, you know that kind of way, like

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you felt like you did the day's work.

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Speaker 2: I earned a rub of alter all on an you doing, buddy.

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Speaker 3: By the way, I'm delighted. I filled twelve potholes that

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are after accruing in our in in the driveway.

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Speaker 2: Oh shit, that wasn't a metaphor, you were.

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Speaker 3: I was literally filling potholes. So's it's it's it's a

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fun family day out ourself drives. I go with a

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big load of buckets of because of a half ton

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of EIGHTO four out the side of the house.

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Speaker 2: And I'm not being smart here, Tom, Where are you

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filling these.

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Speaker 3: Ball when you do come to visit it become very

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parent with the five hundred meters of road that I've

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built through the forest. So it needs touch ups every

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so often.

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Speaker 2: That's what I was going to say. So it's not

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no disrespect, Like, you know, I don't think you're at

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the pothole here and there kind of stage of the job.

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You're at the fairly substantial road lane in the things, right.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well the road is laid, it's in, but

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I mean it needs maintenance because still trucks come over

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and stuff like that. And I go over it on

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a fucking fair regular basis, and then you got a

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torrential rain and then you've got mountain runoff and everything else.

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So you catch it's here's the thing. You drive down,

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someone drive away and it's full of potholes. They never

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they just fucking looked at the pothole getting bigger. If

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you can catch it early and have a potato four

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into it, pack it in nice and tight, you bought

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yourself about four or five months in that hole coming again.

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Like it's just like an old quart or something. You

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just get on it quick and don't be fucking looking

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at it, because.

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Speaker 2: It's literally a stitch in time. If you get a

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bit of Ato's an Aero four to before we get

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into the show proper, coming a four to the listeners

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of the Tom and Jerry Show, that not be.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna bury. I'm gonna bury the entire fucking show here.

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Did you just open that fucking can of worms to me? Tom?

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Would you mind?

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Speaker 2: You just go to there? Tom? What I think?

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Speaker 3: Take the floor there? And eight or four? Eight or

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four is the code, the standard code given to it,

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and it's owl. Fellers would call it two inch down

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to if you if you imagine like something a stone

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fifty millimeters and everything all the way down to dust.

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normally a limes is, it's later gran. It's normally limestone based.

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Yeah yeah, yeah you can. You can get a shadey one.

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But it doesn't last long like it packs together really well.

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But it eventually we turned to mud. I won't. The

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whole idea of it is you see people, you see

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when they rip up all roads, they put this stuff down,

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and it's just so you can get a nice shape

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on the road, rolling in nice and flat. But it

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doesn't last forever. And we're hoping tarmac will be coming

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early next year. It is imminent. So I'm just kind

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of going, I don't see this thing lasting in good shape.

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It's in I don't see it lessen too many more winters.

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And that's what ATO four is. It's the greatest stone,

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a a K two inch down. You put it down

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as a base course underneath tarmac atom. That's what it is.

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And if if you are ever getting it, if you're

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ever getting tarmac atom and the person or the company

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does not lay eight or four prior, then it ask them,

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why have you not laid eight O four underneath that?

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Speaker 2: First? Please? For the for the female listeners or should

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I say for the female listener of the Tom and

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Jerry show.

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Speaker 3: It's there's more than one, there is, I tell you.

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Speaker 2: It's it's what I imagine. Not very well versed in

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these things, but it's what I imagine foundation is when

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you're putting on your make.

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Speaker 3: That's exactly what it is, because I've gone through this

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with herself, and that's exactly what it is. It's the

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it's the base course before you put the wearing coats

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of course on. Literally, that's what makeup as far as

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folk and weird and you know what I.

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Speaker 2: Man well and and and and by that metric that

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the tarmac, the stuff, the black stuff you drive and

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walk on is just your it's your bronzer, it's your finish.

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Speaker 3: Is that I don't know that next stage? Face is

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the next phase?

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Speaker 2: Is it.

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Speaker 3: A long time now to say about my whole staring

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at what the wife is doing when putting makeup on?

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Speaker 2: And what do we do?

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Speaker 3: Like if I asked her now, she goes, yeah, you're

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asking me? If anything, she just wonder what's what I'm

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up to? If I started asking her about her makeup procedures,

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what do you fucking plan? What this?

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Speaker 2: For a bit? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Or for sure? Everything she does now? If I quizro on,

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it's like is this going on stage? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, you.

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Speaker 2: Don't even have to ask anymore. And anything that we

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don't put into our lives as comedians. Tom as a

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functioning stand up comedian, me as a lapsed one. But

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I tell jokes on Twitter and the whatnot. Anything that

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doesn't make the cut for those channels ends up in

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this podcast. To be honest with you, this is the

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shakings of the bag. We split it up into three

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segments where you find listeners and the first segment takes

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a look at the news from the week come by

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in a segment week ago, the weekly what have you.

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This is a very complicated case, mad you know, a

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lot of ian's, a lot of outs, a lot of

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what have you, and a lot of strands to keep

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Speaker 3: So the the excitement around this is actually real geral.

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When I honestly sent this Antia, I thought it was

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a mess. So I'll jump straight into into ig Noble winning.

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Now ig Nobel Award has been around for like about

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thirty thirty id years, right, and it's it's the off

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Broadway of the Nobel Peace Prize, which is all hauling

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you from my hats. I g is genuinely a thing

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that has been discovered, has been It's noally based around science,

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but it'll make you a laugh while at the same

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time making you think like this can't be just somebody

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going what if we flow to the thun No, this

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has to actually be peer reviewed and everything and the

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actually a thing. But at the same time, you ain't

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get you ain't get a Nobel Prize for putting have

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to be like it has to be. They described it

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as been makes you laugh and makes you think weird science.

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Tom makes it onto the Tom of Jerry show what

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an ig noble. So this procedure or this technique is

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is straight up is straight up. It's on the side

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of the can. That's it's called butt breathing technique that

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moves one step closer to saving lives.

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Speaker 2: Chair Yeah now, yeah, I got nothing to walk me

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Speaker 3: So it was discovered Japanese chap and there's a couple

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of people who are kind of in on it. Right,

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there's where's the I can't pronounce that gentleman's name. So

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let's spare everybody's blowses here, Tom, do you know what

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we will? No, fuck it. I'll give it a go.

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Speaker 2: Doctor.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is exactly what I think it would should

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sound like technorie ignor.

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Speaker 2: So okay, that's no.

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Speaker 3: They'd love that, the lads. Here's the thing. If you

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Japanese friend of mine and as she she speaks Japanese

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pronounced the name. Yeah, but that's no good. You literally

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what you're saying if you say if you don't say

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as fuck off. So if you say canish you are

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like a big a western whitey heading us like we are.

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Speaker 2: They'll go effort.

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Speaker 3: You literally have to go to and they go, well.

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Speaker 2: You know how, yeah we are, we are. We are

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gambling the history of the tom and Jerry Friend says.

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Speaker 3: So, so essentially this lad has come up with by

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by studying animals that do it as a result of

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so turtles can do it, right, but breathing, yeah, baby,

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dragonflies can do it. And it's for people with clogged

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lungs to survive by breathing through their whole chair no joke,

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no joke, drawn air in through the exhaust essentially is

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what which is typically would go that's a terrible thing

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to happen, but it is a technique that he's developed

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when for people that are still in the process to say,

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getting their lungs cleared out or their lungs are compromised

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in some which way that you can actually it's it's

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officially called teral ential not internal, but ential ventilation.

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Speaker 2: So taking the pissome I'm not, I swear to God.

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Speaker 3: So it's it's teral, so it's not you know, it's

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not an extraction ventilation, So.

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Speaker 2: You're so here's the crack when you know, we talk

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but if it's one thing I understand about the anus

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don't mean like it's not a one way street. I

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mean to say, you've often heard tell of people soaking

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rags with vodka and sticking them up themselves to draw

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it into themselves, like it will absorb as well as

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it will push out waste a lane.

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Speaker 3: Here, you're not because you're you're getting straight into I

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Speaker 2: So so with that being said, if you can draw

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in alcohol into your bloodstream through your intestinal wall two

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inches inside your pipe, then it stands the reason that

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you can draw in nutrients as well. And if you

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can draw in nutrients, can you draw in oxygen?

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Speaker 3: This doctor says, yes, this is him. This is I'm

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not gonna well, I do an accent. I want to know,

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maybe don't just let me have one this is the

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first human data, and the results are limited sodly to

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demonstrating the safety of the procedure and not its effectiveness

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just yet. So they've they've opened the gate, They've pulled

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down the depents, they pulled down the underpants on this

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proceed You're right, you haven't quite perfected it. I'm guessing

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what they have done, because you can't say something's affect

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us effectiveness until you've done like a five hundred trials,

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you know that kind of way.

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Speaker 2: Like, well, I'll tell you, Tom, they haven't. They haven't

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perfected inhaling through the arts. I've become a damn handed exhaling.

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Speaker 3: No, there was at some point we're going to get that.

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I knew you were.

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Speaker 2: I got a stack of them, Tommy.

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure actually might have even messaged me that back.

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Speaker 2: But they remind me to tell this one joke, Tom,

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But I got nothing else.

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Speaker 3: So he says, But now that we've established tolerance, the

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next step would be to have value it how effective

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the process is in delivering oxygen into the bloodstreams. So

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like reptiles, metabolism metabolized way slower than normal mammals, so

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they don't need it. In a hurry. But I'm guessing

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what he's hoping will happen is that you'll if your

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lungs a compromise. Maybe you can draw in a bit,

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but you can also draw it so you don't have

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to get to the lungs, right, it's about get The

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lungs are only there to get oxygen into your bloodstream.

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But if you can go straight up the fucking pipe

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and get it straight through the watch wall, now, I

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don't think it'll ever get to a point where you

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won't need your RUMs at all at all.

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Speaker 2: Right, so you can just sit with your head in

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the bucket of water and you know, like you won't.

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Speaker 3: Go scuba dive without your arse up out of the year,

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but able to pick pick fucking cockles for an hour,

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like you know what I mean? It would be unreal.

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Speaker 2: But no, I don't know what was the fucking pint

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of what we're doing. Okay, So so so the long

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and the short of it as I'm here and here

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now it's not but breeding, like you know, you make

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your arsh talk like a venture is like like dark failure,

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like if we're talking a tube of oxygen up your

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bumbhole while your lungs recover from being in a fire

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or some shit.

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Speaker 3: Well, I think it's actually I don't think they're going

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to shove a pipe of gas up your whole. I

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think it's actually it's a an oxygenated liquid that can

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hold like a very like nearly more than what the

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actual gas form itself.

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Speaker 2: In the abyss.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, it's so okay, So this is super concentrated,

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concentrated liquid.

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Speaker 2: They're wiping the pink abyssoop up.

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Speaker 3: Your peep, yep, yep.

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Speaker 2: While you're there, you've you've you've had your lungs fried

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in a chemical warfare attack because it is the year

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twenty thirty and the machines have taken over.

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Speaker 3: That's one hundred percent.

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Speaker 2: So it's while while you're fried mustard gas frazzled lungs

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are trying their best to repair themselves, you're walking around

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with air slop up your.

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Speaker 3: Arse as squelching as you walk like a pair of

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full wellies.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: So he's it's this stuff is actually called let me

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all right, christ Tom reading out loud, perfluoro.

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Speaker 2: Desoline fluoral desoline.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, it's a liquid. Well, I mean you've

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have you taken. No, you you've had, you've you've swallowed

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stuff the other way that's blown out. You wrecked them,

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all right, So it's taken directly and as to hold it,

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hold it in there for sixty minutes. So he's done this.

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The twenty seven healthy Japanese man quantities were increased throughout

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the in some cases reaching a later and a half

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of the liquid twenty after twenty seven reached the sixty

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minute goal, and while those on the larger amounts reported

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some discomfort and abtimal bloating. I wonder why there was

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no serious side effects. No detectable absorption of the liquid.

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Discomfort appear to have been associated now here right. Here's

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the thing. He's on the road. He's not there yet,

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but it is. People are happy with what he's doing.

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But I from past experience, I have had a very

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fancy enema before.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so have I.

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Speaker 3: I remember I was, I was telling you about my one,

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and then they put no. I don't think I needed it,

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to be honest. I'm mean, regular is my middle fucking name,

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Like you know what I mean. I was nearly half

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a disappointment in the lady. I'm pretty sure it was like,

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I feel fine, but they can't.

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Speaker 2: They count on They count when they do that, they

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count on making tips from the change you swallowed as

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a seven year old still being that that just it

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pushes out a millennium fifty p and their quid and

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their quid's up.

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Speaker 3: Did carried you on your weight like a truck, like

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a truck scales. They you on your way driving out

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of the place.

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Speaker 2: She did you had the one where you had the

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hole r M.

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Speaker 3: She and she poured some liquid what did they call it,

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pre biotics back up me and she just hanging all

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onto that for like five minutes. I'm like, I'll fucking try.

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Speaker 2: It sounds it sounds like a thing that you should

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be able to do.

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Speaker 3: I was able to do it. As it turns out,

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I didn't know what I'd be able to do. I

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was able to do it. And then you just kind

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of let it off. I was about a liter and

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stuff and then but I'm not joking you. I was on.

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I was in. I could have I could have gone

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to fucking WrestleMania and fought in the main event. I

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was like a fucking charging bull. I felt eighteen, Do

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you know what I mean? I felt like a fucking

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bull after I wasn't know what bro pre But what

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I'm saying is, regardless of the amount of steroids she

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clearly snuck into me that that day, the absorption up

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through the exhaust pipe absolutely does work.

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Speaker 2: So so tell me, Tom, now, what is the future

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of butt breathing. Is this the kind of thing that

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you will see butt breathing pop up shops that will

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show up in shopping centers like those we fish that

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used to eat the dead skin off your toes?

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Speaker 3: Well as I think as vaping becomes even becomes as

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unpopular as cigarette smoking, you know, in areas, I think

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that this is probably where it's going down though, because

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that's what happens to a lot of these, you know,

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these off Broadway science projects, is that they end up

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being something for the consumer more than the actual medical field.

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So I think what we're going to see is, like

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I mean, it truly will become a lost mary as

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it will get lost up your whole. I think that's

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that's I think that's where kids are. You know, kids

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are always up to the next fucking thing. They're sniffing

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fucking car tires, do you know what I mean? They're hoofing,

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fucking you know, each other's dandruff, whatever it is they're doing.

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I guarantee you the next thing is going to be

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some kid that's gonna go I'm going to try sucking

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on your lost Mary up my pipe, lo and behold

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he starts seeing heaven because fucking saying translucent colors fucking

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popping everywhere, and now they're going to be just a

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bunch of tripped out fucking kids around them.

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Speaker 2: You know, even even in its most innocent form where

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it is just pure oxygen to help you clear your

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head or whatever, I can see booths down in the

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electric picnics of this world where you get in the morning,

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you're hung over the bits and you're like, you're coming

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to see Paddy Casey. No I can't. I can't fucking

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handle it, lads, And going over to the arch tent

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to get get to chug ghostbusters, slim up my hole

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so that I can face the day with a bit

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of dignity.

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Speaker 3: It may pop up, but you know, or it will

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pop up. It'll pop up in LA, It'll pop up

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in like fucking Fort Lauderdale, you know what I mean,

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these places where they just have you know these places

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we can win for an ivy of fucking visimins. There's

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literally ivy shops where you can just go in and

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sit down and fucking read the newspaper and then plug

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in an iv of vitamins. You're like, yeah, I don't

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think you need. In fact, ninety of what you're putting

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into is not going to have any use to. That's

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where we're just going to piss it straight out. But

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because your body only has so much absorbtion during the day,

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but I think your whole apparently this is the thing.

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That's where I think. Then the next bit craises and

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maybe we should probably start cleaning some investment, possibly in

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no time.

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Speaker 2: I lost all my money on a fucking milkshake shop

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in the two thousand and eight.

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Speaker 3: We don't hey, listen, I'm on the same boat. I

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opened ten don up chops all beside each other. It

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didn't work out, but look, it wasn't my money to lose.

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We just fucking throw a net out there. We'll catch somebody.

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Speaker 2: I just who would have thought selling mashed up kinder

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Buenos in a milkshake for seven euros wasn't going to win?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you were smart enough at in fairness, do

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you put a protein fucking you know, a scoop of

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protein in there as well to make.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, called it a protein kind of care here listen, well, listen,

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we wish to find doctor all the best in the

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future endeavors in the research of but breathing actually a

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lot more useful than I thought. I thought it was

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going to be one of these sort of salute the sun, show.

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Speaker 3: Your ship things that sun, that that sun, yoga, think

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for your whole like that has obviously that has gone wrong.

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And more, lads, I mean, if there's one place to

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get sunburned, fucking hell, but yes.

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Speaker 2: Taking that's someone taking the mickey. It's like what I

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get these lads. You show the absolute bare hours of

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your whole that has never seen sunlight in its life.

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Show it the midday soun for forty five minutes there in.

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Speaker 3: Arizona, because I guarantee you that it's a cult for sure,

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whatever that is. And the fellow run that is trying

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to write all your wives.

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Speaker 2: Just so there you go. Well, we'll we'll, we'll, we'll

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talk about that lad some other day perhaps, but for now,

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let's move on. Not to that lad, Tom he'll get

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his day in the sun. Literally, I want to research,

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like I come back about the whole thing. But best,

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thank you very much doctor for for for the for

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the boat full of liquid. Thank you kindly. You nearly

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made this lad this week. But then this lad squeezed in.

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We very nearly got him in last week's episode and

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he missed it that much, Tom, But we're going to

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give him his day in the sun today. It's time

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to talk about this week's this Lade.

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Speaker 1: Now there's that guy.

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Speaker 3: Thank you to the seven different set. I'm just counting

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the seven different people that sent that into me.

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Speaker 2: Of course it was. It was a big one.

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Speaker 3: This is a big one because it's just God is lovely,

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isn't it. This is a reeling in the year. This

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has got really in the years written all.

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Speaker 2: Over, this has this has Joe Duffy if he was

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still in action, written all over going over the County

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Claire for this week's this Lad. And if I may could,

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I could? I could? I give up my best.

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Speaker 3: What it is everything?

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Speaker 2: Okay, jar and being and being the MGM Lion, which

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you know was a line from Dublin Zoo Not for

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nothing as well.

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Speaker 3: Pat Kenny was his keeper Kenny was Pat Kenny's father

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was his keeper. N Sorry, I thought you were having

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an attack there. I was going to press pause and

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so you're doing the lion going.

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Speaker 2: Right, No, you were thinking the vaulter all had and

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kicked in here.

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Speaker 3: That's not the fucking vitamin hatred drinking is.

471
00:22:03,279 --> 00:22:06,319
Speaker 2: Kick more of the vultron than the vaulter. All of

472
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,039
this fucking statement here, Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

473
00:22:09,039 --> 00:22:12,480
There was a lion spott County.

474
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:17,880
Speaker 3: Clare away from Clear to the dear yeah everything.

475
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:23,079
Speaker 2: A lion like creature spotted in the woods in County Clare.

476
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,960
They don't say whereabouts and County Claire just the woods.

477
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:28,720
Speaker 3: So I guess, well, it's got to be close to

478
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,079
kill Aloo border, which would be the Tipperary Clear border.

479
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,960
It's got to be close to there because it was

480
00:22:35,039 --> 00:22:39,720
the Guards Special Branch, Special Unit from the The Guards

481
00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:43,599
were out from kill Aloo when they came apast upon

482
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,279
this fucking because there was numerous sightings.

483
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:48,319
Speaker 2: Apparently numerous sightings all a lion.

484
00:22:48,759 --> 00:22:51,039
Speaker 3: Now I first saw this, first saw this and shout

485
00:22:51,039 --> 00:22:53,240
out to the couple of good lads. They have a

486
00:22:53,279 --> 00:22:57,240
great podcast called Monster Fuzz. There are two Wexford chaps

487
00:22:57,519 --> 00:23:00,640
and they have this brilliant and it's all about every

488
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:04,319
week and do a lot of talking about Mickey's and flutes,

489
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,839
not too too un similar like myself and all good podcasts.

490
00:23:07,839 --> 00:23:09,960
That's where they end up. But I saw the lads

491
00:23:10,039 --> 00:23:13,119
post this note. W TF, what are we looking at you?

492
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:16,480
Speaker 2: What the fuck your lads? So we're gonna we're gonna

493
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,319
cut it. We're gonna spoiler a layert here. Now we're

494
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:21,519
gonna spoil who this lad was. We thought he was

495
00:23:21,599 --> 00:23:25,119
a lion roaming around in County Claire. Come to find

496
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:29,240
out after the guards were got in on this Tom Brilliant,

497
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,640
that the lion, in actual fact, was a Newfoundland dog.

498
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,720
Now they're big guys, I will say, a Newfoundland dog

499
00:23:35,799 --> 00:23:37,799
called Mouse. He's a big dog with a little name

500
00:23:37,839 --> 00:23:43,000
which no noes. I love that set perfect who had

501
00:23:43,039 --> 00:23:45,279
recently gotten a haircut. I love it.

502
00:23:46,039 --> 00:23:48,960
Speaker 3: That takes bravery. We we we shaved the mohawk into

503
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,640
the dog here because we keep her hair tight. And anyway,

504
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,720
but the mother or the mother, the mother of my child,

505
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:59,039
my wife said, let's do a mohawk. That's a great idea.

506
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:01,559
Let's do a mohawk. So she she shaved them up

507
00:24:01,559 --> 00:24:04,519
with mohawking. The dogs stayed lovelynk clean, but the mohawks

508
00:24:04,519 --> 00:24:07,559
itself was just covered in shit heads pointing out the

509
00:24:07,559 --> 00:24:10,559
reason why we keep the dog's hair fucking tight. Yes,

510
00:24:10,759 --> 00:24:11,599
that was short lived.

511
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:15,599
Speaker 2: It's easier to wash well Moses mouse's owners, it must

512
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:19,480
be said. Here's the thing, Tom, It wasn't a haircut

513
00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:22,200
that accidentally made him look like a lion. No, like

514
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,559
to be fair, they fucking made him look like.

515
00:24:24,599 --> 00:24:27,400
Speaker 3: They went first. They absolutely went first.

516
00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 2: What they did was they shaved mouses and and then

517
00:24:30,799 --> 00:24:36,599
you found them. Would be a big imagine if if

518
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:40,359
if a dog was a human he wore a jumper

519
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:44,160
and trousers and he just had like his neck and

520
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,200
head sticking at the top of the of the of

521
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:47,640
the of the neck of the jumper.

522
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,319
Speaker 3: I was just gonna say, if he was a human

523
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:53,559
but just had only a jumper on and nude from

524
00:24:53,559 --> 00:24:54,640
the way from the way it's back.

525
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,680
Speaker 2: So if you imagine what you what you could see

526
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,599
of the dog if he was wearing a jumper, so

527
00:24:58,799 --> 00:25:00,960
just really like his neck and head. They left all

528
00:25:01,039 --> 00:25:02,680
that long and shaved everything else.

529
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:06,079
Speaker 3: They tough on his tail and they gave the two

530
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,279
furry that they give the furry falls as well.

531
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,519
Speaker 2: They left furry pause from and they left a big

532
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,839
tuft on his on his tail like a I don't

533
00:25:13,839 --> 00:25:15,480
know what you call it on a lion, like a ball,

534
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,000
like a ball at the end of his tail, a

535
00:25:17,039 --> 00:25:21,160
little ankle of saur's ball. Now you have to think, Tom,

536
00:25:21,799 --> 00:25:23,400
you have to think that they did this for Halloween,

537
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,000
because this was first reported on the second or tour

538
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:26,720
of November.

539
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:27,880
Speaker 3: There you go.

540
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it sounds to me like they did the

541
00:25:30,799 --> 00:25:33,480
dog up for Halloween. Nothing I wouldn't do myself if

542
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:36,160
I had a dog like that, so that they really

543
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:39,319
made the dog look, I swear to God like the

544
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:40,000
cowardly lion.

545
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 3: I'm going to send you on. I'm going to send

546
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:44,039
you on so you can share it on the socials

547
00:25:44,799 --> 00:25:47,759
like it trots off, but you can't pick out what

548
00:25:47,839 --> 00:25:48,279
it is like?

549
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,359
Speaker 2: Is that a fucking hard I had a glance Tom

550
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,279
and I and I seen the video after I knew

551
00:25:52,839 --> 00:25:54,400
it was it was a dog and all that, and

552
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:57,000
I'm gonna you know, initially, I'm like, head of these

553
00:25:57,039 --> 00:26:01,599
fucking dumbass lads over and Claire mistaken dog for a lion.

554
00:26:01,759 --> 00:26:05,880
Fuck's sick. And then you see the video and you're like, yeah,

555
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,079
more lion than dogs.

556
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:09,400
Speaker 3: So he is like the picture with the guard that

557
00:26:09,599 --> 00:26:12,240
doesn't do it justice. No, that dog is much bigger

558
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,160
than that. Or he's a fucking giant of a cop,

559
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,720
but that dog is much bigger. Like the neighbors over

560
00:26:17,799 --> 00:26:19,640
the road have two of these things, and they're just

561
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,359
there're two green animals. They're big grizzly bears. They're lovely things,

562
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,079
but man, they just nozzling in your nuts and kick

563
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,960
you in the whole. Like they're just there's a lot

564
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:34,039
of dog. But normally Newfoundlands, I thought we're black and

565
00:26:34,279 --> 00:26:37,279
yet black and white and brownie, but this fell is

566
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,839
all brown.

567
00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 2: What is I think you're thinking of Bernie Ermese, Ernes,

568
00:26:45,559 --> 00:26:47,680
Bermes Higgins dogs.

569
00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:50,559
Speaker 3: Yes, that's what I was thinking of. No, right, okay,

570
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:51,200
so these.

571
00:26:51,279 --> 00:26:53,039
Speaker 2: These New Foundlands are big like them.

572
00:26:53,599 --> 00:26:56,559
Speaker 3: But he like he is the perfect coloring for a lion,

573
00:26:56,759 --> 00:26:58,000
do you know what I mean? And you see him

574
00:26:58,039 --> 00:27:02,000
trotting off in the video, You're like, weapon like, he's

575
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,279
a big square back on him, He's got a big

576
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:09,000
fuzzy head. I'm like, this is mental because we you've

577
00:27:09,039 --> 00:27:11,119
not to reference it against. It's not like he's running

578
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:15,640
beside you know, a fucking a Kiev fucking sorrental, you

579
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,039
know what I mean.

580
00:27:16,079 --> 00:27:18,839
Speaker 2: He's kind of pringles in his mouth for scale exactly.

581
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,880
Speaker 3: He's running through a shaggy bit of forest to not

582
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,880
even you're kind of go what bit of forest like

583
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,799
a place that has had some really recently trailed felt trees.

584
00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:29,279
Speaker 2: And to be fair to he is dragging the carcass

585
00:27:29,319 --> 00:27:31,519
of a gazelle in his mouth. Well there's that, Yeah,

586
00:27:31,559 --> 00:27:33,480
there's that, you know, to be forgiven for thinking that

587
00:27:33,559 --> 00:27:35,839
he's lionish, you know, you.

588
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,200
Speaker 3: Gotta of course the wild gazelle that a.

589
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 2: Clear yeah yeah yeah, Actually closer inspection, the gazelle was

590
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:44,920
a squirrel.

591
00:27:46,759 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 3: It reminds me of father Tad, Like, you know, they

592
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,880
should they should have dragged this out way longer. But

593
00:27:53,079 --> 00:27:55,400
I'm so glad, I gotta tell you, I'm so glad

594
00:27:55,519 --> 00:27:56,119
somebody did this.

595
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,079
Speaker 2: Like if I was the guards that were called to

596
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,440
check up on this so called lion, and I were

597
00:28:01,519 --> 00:28:03,839
to find that this so called lion, who come to

598
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,240
find out he's got a collar and a micro chip

599
00:28:06,279 --> 00:28:08,599
and he's a dog. I have said nothing.

600
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,160
Speaker 3: Wonder I'd been like, you know what, actually, do you

601
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:11,319
know what?

602
00:28:11,799 --> 00:28:14,599
Speaker 2: Think you you could be right? This is a lion.

603
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,119
It's a bit seeing it. It's a lion. It's huge

604
00:28:17,559 --> 00:28:17,920
bit of.

605
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,519
Speaker 3: Banter, you know what I mean. I cut my own

606
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:20,160
arm and everything.

607
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:25,119
Speaker 2: But it gets me excited for the notions of thjacket.

608
00:28:23,759 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 3: And yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess me excited for the

609
00:28:26,759 --> 00:28:29,480
notions of things that because Ireland. I got quizzy the

610
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,160
other day by a Brazilian chap that I know, he

611
00:28:32,279 --> 00:28:35,079
lives locally, and he was he goes, Saint Patrick, I

612
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:38,240
need to ask about Saint Patrick went Okay, Saint Patrick,

613
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:43,440
he goes he is he bye bye the sneaks. These

614
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:47,039
the exact words, fucking I'm looking at going Have you

615
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,960
had a fucking stroke? What's wrong with you? Good? He

616
00:28:49,079 --> 00:28:53,799
bye bye the sneaks. Oh oh, Saint Patrick got rid

617
00:28:53,799 --> 00:28:56,680
of the snakes. Well, it's a metaphor for Christianity versus

618
00:28:57,079 --> 00:29:00,200
he did lost him both. And then I think playing

619
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,599
because he was no crocodileos as fuck all crocodilos No

620
00:29:03,839 --> 00:29:07,000
and the Konda I said none, no, I said no,

621
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:11,559
fucking no, Canda, no sneaks, no fucking crocodilos. How about yaguaraes,

622
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:16,160
I'm like a fucking no yaguaras we have nettles and wasps. Well,

623
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,319
I'm so glad that somebody rocked up with their new

624
00:29:18,359 --> 00:29:22,039
Foundland as a fucking as a lion, because I came

625
00:29:22,079 --> 00:29:24,519
across what can only be described as a damn near

626
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,359
fucking cryptid coming home from Castle Bard the other night

627
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,359
and I put it up. It's one of the most

628
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,400
viral things I've ever put up. Jer It hit one

629
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,160
hundred and fifty thousand views in like ten hours. It

630
00:29:34,279 --> 00:29:36,559
was a video of me just rounding a corner and

631
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,640
there's a ten pointer fucking looking back and be like,

632
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:42,160
I'm a prick buddy. Yeah he was a serious specimen,

633
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:42,519
wasn't he.

634
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,599
Speaker 2: I'll tell you I spotted some I spotted what could

635
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:50,720
have been mistaken for a cryptid today. No walk up

636
00:29:51,079 --> 00:29:52,640
the canal, because.

637
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 3: There's a few fucking cryptis lining around the canal and

638
00:29:58,279 --> 00:29:59,119
fucking dublin jar.

639
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 2: What it was was as walking up the canal, which

640
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,319
is kind of it was kind of misty because it

641
00:30:02,319 --> 00:30:04,480
was a cold, little bastard of an evening and I

642
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,240
was mad sore anyway, because I was after walking eight

643
00:30:07,319 --> 00:30:10,440
kilometers because the fucking train didn't land, Oh Jesus. And

644
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:13,839
there was the lights of the car parked in the

645
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:18,279
distance that was casting a shadow of some trees against

646
00:30:18,319 --> 00:30:19,559
the mist that was in front of me. So you

647
00:30:19,599 --> 00:30:24,359
can see that projection, right, And it looked like a

648
00:30:24,519 --> 00:30:29,039
long armed, long air, long legged figure dancing in the

649
00:30:29,079 --> 00:30:30,200
midst in front that.

650
00:30:30,359 --> 00:30:32,319
Speaker 3: Mister Sarnhead and one of these fellas.

651
00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:33,799
Speaker 2: Are like one of these boys. And I can see

652
00:30:33,839 --> 00:30:35,559
if I was like a primitive you know I know

653
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:39,759
them from but you know, more primitive dude. Seeing that

654
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,319
kind of thing dance around in the half light, I

655
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,880
would say, there's fucking creatures in these woods. With doubt

656
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:46,880
there's creatures in these woods.

657
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 3: And you come stay here for a night.

658
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 2: I'll actually send you the image of it. I took

659
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,519
a two. Yeah, so convinced was it?

660
00:30:53,359 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 3: You come stay here for a night. There, And you

661
00:30:54,799 --> 00:30:57,200
can see how people came up with all sorts of yeah,

662
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,359
you don't have to, you don't have to, Like if

663
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,599
I didn't round the bend with you know, modern fucking

664
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:07,039
motorized headlights, this monster with he is halfway up on

665
00:31:07,119 --> 00:31:10,240
the ditch with like a fucking set of windy go

666
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,279
fucking handlebar is hanging off him. You're you know what

667
00:31:13,279 --> 00:31:15,200
I mean, You're gonna get a fucking fright like and

668
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,839
you're gonna go I tried to crop up two seconds.

669
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,440
Ah lot, what did you crap it? All?

670
00:31:20,519 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 2: Crap it in?

671
00:31:21,119 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 3: I'm sure I get it one second. Okay, this is

672
00:31:23,839 --> 00:31:25,000
verifying for the people.

673
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,319
Speaker 2: Marked up for there. Do you see what you see?

674
00:31:29,319 --> 00:31:31,799
Speaker 3: What I was saying, I totally see it. I totally

675
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,799
see it. In one way. It kind of looks like

676
00:31:33,839 --> 00:31:36,599
a long legged camel. But now I'm kind of saying, yeah,

677
00:31:36,799 --> 00:31:37,799
I can see what you're.

678
00:31:39,839 --> 00:31:41,759
Speaker 2: Ground beside it Jesus.

679
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I mean with a little less modern lighting

680
00:31:45,079 --> 00:31:45,599
around that.

681
00:31:46,599 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 2: You could have been like from a given fire or something.

682
00:31:49,079 --> 00:31:50,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can be forgiven for pissing your pants. And

683
00:31:50,759 --> 00:31:52,519
you can see how people down through the years, like

684
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,039
small of It is mad for these things. He's got

685
00:31:55,119 --> 00:31:58,119
a whole spier book about the spider with chronicles and

686
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,480
it's got every sort of a fuck it and he

687
00:32:00,559 --> 00:32:03,039
wants to go hunting them all now, and like, I'll

688
00:32:03,079 --> 00:32:04,359
be honest with yeah, I kind of don't want to

689
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,400
find the thing look about them, because everyone of these best.

690
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:07,519
Theirs are terrifying looking.

691
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,119
Speaker 2: There's believe there's too many of them, are harbingers a

692
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:10,839
good look to them.

693
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,519
Speaker 3: Oh there's well, there's there's there's a nick seed that

694
00:32:13,559 --> 00:32:16,359
apparently lives in our river here beside us. But it's okay.

695
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,920
They lure the odd person in, but it's more out incausive,

696
00:32:19,279 --> 00:32:20,680
been inquisitive, rather than.

697
00:32:21,359 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 2: I want to murder you, but onely U of potholes, buddy, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

698
00:32:27,519 --> 00:32:29,680
this is there. You go. So so we can see how,

699
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,799
you know, people from years upon years ago could look

700
00:32:32,799 --> 00:32:35,519
at the shadows dancing in the flames and see cryptids

701
00:32:35,519 --> 00:32:37,640
and whatnot. And we can definitely see how the people

702
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:42,079
of County Claire could look through the woods and see

703
00:32:42,759 --> 00:32:46,799
a dog that had had a haircut to purposefully look

704
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:50,039
like a lion, and through the grainy zoom of an

705
00:32:50,079 --> 00:32:52,799
iPhone from two fields across look at it and say

706
00:32:52,799 --> 00:32:55,920
it themselves, is that a lion? I'm not mad at them.

707
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,359
I think they're within the rights.

708
00:32:57,359 --> 00:33:00,319
Speaker 3: There here's the question I have. And I always like

709
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,119
to look at the backstory of a thing. Right, So

710
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,920
if let's just for arguments, say this is owned by

711
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,759
a couple, this dog because if that's a dude just

712
00:33:07,799 --> 00:33:12,279
by himself, he's doing it. Whose decision do you think

713
00:33:12,319 --> 00:33:14,240
it was to get the groomer, Because that's a groomer

714
00:33:14,279 --> 00:33:16,240
did it. That's a good job. Oh that's the man,

715
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:22,559
and and she went along with it for what he's Yeah, okay, yeah, yea, yeah, yeah, yeah.

716
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 2: I don't I don't need to. I don't need to

717
00:33:24,279 --> 00:33:29,079
second guess that conversation, that conversation several times. Will we

718
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:33,519
do this, you know, we'll we'll, we'll xyza, we'll have

719
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,240
we'll have our plates into the front of the house

720
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,039
and make it look like he's or Halloween. Like I've

721
00:33:37,039 --> 00:33:38,000
had all these conversations.

722
00:33:38,079 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 3: Okay, it's just like yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, we'll put

723
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:44,880
your tiding it up. Yes, I wanted I just wanted

724
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,000
you to clear clear that up for me. We need

725
00:33:47,079 --> 00:33:54,079
to so shout out to miss Moss, the groomer who

726
00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:56,319
did an unreal job. It's class.

727
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. Let us let us know your name in the

728
00:33:58,519 --> 00:34:00,200
comments and we'll we'll throw your free plug on the

729
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:04,759
show were I don't know what the how filtered down

730
00:34:04,839 --> 00:34:07,160
it is For the listeners of the Tom and Jerry Show,

731
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:11,719
who also owned Massive Dogs in the clear area that lions.

732
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,239
You never know you might get one or two sales

733
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:16,679
out of it. Ah, there you go, there you go,

734
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,559
lions and tigers and bears. Oh my, Tom famous rhyme

735
00:34:20,039 --> 00:34:22,000
from the Lion, the Witch and the wardrobe or need

736
00:34:22,079 --> 00:34:24,440
a bigger part of the Wizard was getting the lions

737
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,960
and the witches and wardrobe and somebody of this vaulter

738
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,400
all the time. That's all I'm going to say it.

739
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 3: Small, but a little quiz quisandomics there for you. The

740
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:38,039
lions may are the lion's costume in the original Wizard

741
00:34:38,039 --> 00:34:42,480
of Oz, made from a fucking lion. Stink to high heaven.

742
00:34:42,519 --> 00:34:45,880
Apparently made from a real lion pre cgi baby. Do

743
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:49,039
you want to know what the snow was in the

744
00:34:49,119 --> 00:34:51,199
Wizard of Oz? Go on asbestos?

745
00:34:51,679 --> 00:34:57,079
Speaker 2: Of course authentic. But that was then, Tom. Look, that's

746
00:34:57,159 --> 00:34:58,960
just what they did. About these days they do it

747
00:34:59,039 --> 00:35:00,599
all in c g I and it look like shit.

748
00:35:00,639 --> 00:35:03,599
But back then they knew what we're doing. But that's

749
00:35:03,679 --> 00:35:05,679
the old days of making the Wizard of Oz. This

750
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,199
is the new days of making Wicked. You know, a

751
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,599
lot has gone on in that time, and I dare

752
00:35:10,679 --> 00:35:12,360
say like we've seen quite a bit of it because

753
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,119
we've been on this goddamn rock for forty five years. Tom,

754
00:35:15,159 --> 00:35:17,480
We've seen old ways die and new ways come to be.

755
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,440
We exist the full come of life, and we look

756
00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:22,239
back and on the final segment of the Tom and

757
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:25,440
Jerry Show called we remember when when I was a

758
00:35:25,519 --> 00:35:28,440
young lad twenty or thirty or forty years ago.

759
00:35:30,639 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 3: I remember when those interests were shorter, for sure.

760
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:39,119
Speaker 2: I remember when my shoulder didn't hurt from walking. Yeah.

761
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,480
But Tom, this is an interesting one for we remember

762
00:35:41,519 --> 00:35:43,599
when because this is not a thing that we lived through,

763
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:46,599
but this was a but this was this was a

764
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:50,599
viral video before such a thing exact Yeah, yeah, yeah,

765
00:35:50,679 --> 00:35:57,679
And it was a thing that happened in nineteen seventy,

766
00:35:58,519 --> 00:36:03,039
making this the fifty fifth anniversary of it. The fifty

767
00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:06,840
fifth anniversary of this event takes place as you find

768
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:10,400
folks listen to this podcast, and we thought that's a

769
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:14,320
good enough reason to tell this story real quick, because,

770
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,400
like I said, this was like a viral video before

771
00:36:16,519 --> 00:36:19,480
viral videos were viral videos. Even when we were small, Tom,

772
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:22,239
like you would see this every couple of years on

773
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,280
t oh yeah, like part of the clip show or

774
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:25,880
part of a Mike Murphy would.

775
00:36:25,679 --> 00:36:27,519
Speaker 3: Show what it would man. It even came up in

776
00:36:27,599 --> 00:36:29,760
like nature shows and stuff like that, like or just

777
00:36:30,079 --> 00:36:33,280
guess things about the mad bastard Americans and the things.

778
00:36:33,119 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 2: That mad bastard Americans. Tom, I want you to take

779
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:39,599
the people through the story of the Oregon Whale.

780
00:36:40,079 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 3: So it was the state of Oregon, but it was

781
00:36:43,079 --> 00:36:45,599
he is like she was known as the Florence Way

782
00:36:45,599 --> 00:36:48,880
because the beach with Florence in Oregon, if you had

783
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,800
a worship, if you had washed up on Dolly Mount,

784
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:52,639
he be called Dolly Mount Whale. That's just what we're

785
00:36:52,679 --> 00:36:54,639
doing here and have ever bid the Americans would ever

786
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:57,559
find and you know, a name of a place original

787
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,639
rather than just naming it New Florence or you know.

788
00:37:01,119 --> 00:37:03,360
But anyway, this this thing, he was a forty five

789
00:37:03,599 --> 00:37:07,000
back in November nineteen, nineteen seventy forty five foot long

790
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,880
or as fourteen meters for anywhere you know sticklers from

791
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:15,679
metric a sperm whale washed the shore of Florence and

792
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:18,639
the central Oregon coast. The way to this carcass as

793
00:37:18,639 --> 00:37:22,480
it lay, was an estimated eight tonre eight tons as

794
00:37:22,519 --> 00:37:25,840
American tons or seven three hundred cages.

795
00:37:26,599 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, Tom though, just one, like, you know,

796
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,480
here's before we get into I'm not going to derail it,

797
00:37:30,519 --> 00:37:32,199
but the sperm whales. I hate to be a child

798
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:38,360
about this. I always thought that there was some rhythm

799
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,679
or rhyme to that that wasn't just as obvious as

800
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:43,159
it is, but in actual fact, that one particular whale.

801
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,960
Whales were whaled in whaling boats and moby dick and

802
00:37:47,039 --> 00:37:49,119
all this kind of thing for the oils and the

803
00:37:49,199 --> 00:37:52,480
fats in their heads which was used for like perfumes

804
00:37:52,519 --> 00:37:54,440
and lamps and all this kind of shit. Yeah, this

805
00:37:54,519 --> 00:37:57,360
is what we wiped out species for here. And then

806
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,440
they fell across this whole new whale which had way

807
00:38:00,599 --> 00:38:02,800
more fluid in his head than any of the rest

808
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,239
of them. This was like, this was like catching three

809
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,360
wheales at once, and that was a sperm whale. They

810
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,320
cut him open and all this fucking fluid looked out

811
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,559
and somebody said, hey, you know what that looks like. Geez,

812
00:38:13,079 --> 00:38:16,559
And that's why the fucking sperm whale. That's it. That's

813
00:38:16,559 --> 00:38:18,920
as simple as it is. There, you go, what was

814
00:38:19,039 --> 00:38:21,719
the juice? It's there's a name.

815
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,079
Speaker 3: Liquid Blubber, because I've seen him booet it out.

816
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 2: Of no, it's like it's not chrism either, it's that's

817
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:31,519
that's what you get that confirmation date what fluid is

818
00:38:31,599 --> 00:38:32,519
in a whales head?

819
00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:36,599
Speaker 3: Just as Robert F. Kennedy Junior did the strap onto

820
00:38:36,639 --> 00:38:37,599
the cars one time.

821
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,079
Speaker 2: Spermoseti there you go for the head of a sperm

822
00:38:42,079 --> 00:38:45,199
whale contains spermoseti, which is a liquid wax, and they

823
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:48,679
use it for all sorts of all sorts of good stuff.

824
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 3: Jesus, I tell you one to think that they fair

825
00:38:51,559 --> 00:38:53,480
know how to name a thing. They go, what's that stuff?

826
00:38:53,519 --> 00:38:54,679
Looked like the sperm.

827
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 2: You'll know the name of it, as I said, Yeah, general,

828
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,960
general whale fluid in a whale's head is ambergriss.

829
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,280
Speaker 3: Ah yeah, okay, okay, yeah yeah yeah, So that the

830
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:09,039
sperm whale ambergris was so at the time this at

831
00:39:09,039 --> 00:39:10,920
the time, you see the beach was it was under

832
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,360
the jurisdiction of the highway divisions such as cars and

833
00:39:13,679 --> 00:39:16,320
you know, like they were looking at the roads. Yeah, yeah,

834
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:20,280
we know, it wasn't really under you know, it wasn't

835
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:23,000
under like the marine conservationist crowd l Right, So this

836
00:39:23,119 --> 00:39:27,440
fucker lands up dice. He's on the beach beached whale,

837
00:39:28,079 --> 00:39:31,400
and you're going, what the fuck do we do? Like

838
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,639
you know, on you see this is the thing. I'd say.

839
00:39:34,679 --> 00:39:36,440
He was going for rotten, and they were going, we

840
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,079
can't even put a chain around him, it'll just rip

841
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:38,599
through him.

842
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,199
Speaker 2: And I was miles out on the beach as well.

843
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:44,679
Speaker 3: I will argue that the bulldogs that they brought on

844
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,880
there was a two ton fucking little caterpillar that wouldn't

845
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,519
hardly push yourself for myself over, you're going bring on

846
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:54,440
a fucking serious man with a fucking serious dedicate, and

847
00:39:54,519 --> 00:39:56,440
they have that yoking back in the water no time.

848
00:39:57,039 --> 00:39:59,280
Speaker 2: But we needed, we need a solution to him to

849
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:03,360
get this damn whale off this beach before it turns

850
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,599
into hot sausage in front of our eyes. What can

851
00:40:05,679 --> 00:40:08,440
we do? What did the fine people of the Oregon

852
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:11,320
Highway Patrol do? Well?

853
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 3: By Jesus Christ, they rather than letting it decaying away

854
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,079
and rotten and feed it, I suppose all the sea

855
00:40:17,159 --> 00:40:19,639
life and everything else around it, the beach goers wanted

856
00:40:19,639 --> 00:40:21,159
to get back to the beach without the fucking, stinking,

857
00:40:21,199 --> 00:40:24,840
fucking rotten So what else could you fucking do, but

858
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:29,280
you bring in George Thornton, an engineer, and George just

859
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,400
straight up said, well, there's only one that we can

860
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:35,679
do with this fella. We're gonna blow the living fuck

861
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,639
out of himTo high heaven. That's what we're gonna do

862
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:42,159
with some dynamite. Because nineteen seventies America was a cartoon.

863
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,800
Speaker 2: It was not a subtle place. It was not a

864
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:47,440
subtle place, not have the nuance that it has today.

865
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,840
Speaker 3: They didn't. And even George was like, well, you know,

866
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,440
I specialized in dynamite for a long time, but he didn't.

867
00:40:55,679 --> 00:40:59,599
Like he was a military veteran. So George, let's just

868
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:01,559
say he'd blown up a few things in his life.

869
00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:04,159
But I'm guessing at no point did he ever had

870
00:41:04,159 --> 00:41:06,440
to be put He didn't try and break the fucker up, like,

871
00:41:06,559 --> 00:41:08,920
let's drill him, put him in a few bucks.

872
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 2: Right, cut him up, let's drop no chunks.

873
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 3: They didn't. They just split him open in one spotcher

874
00:41:14,599 --> 00:41:18,360
and wait for this. They took just short of a

875
00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:23,519
half ton, a half ton of dynamite, Like one stick

876
00:41:23,559 --> 00:41:25,320
of dynamite would blow up a car.

877
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 2: So like if you can get a half ton of

878
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,360
dynamite onto a beach. Then you can take a whale

879
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:35,320
off and half ton chunks. Yeah, yeah, it's just gonna

880
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,960
take it a little bit longer. The theory behind blowing

881
00:41:38,039 --> 00:41:40,000
up the whale, and I can hear a lot of

882
00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:42,480
listeners kind of going like, oh fuck, yeah, I've seen this.

883
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,960
I think, yes, I seen something like this. The theory

884
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,880
would be that when you obliterate the whale into a

885
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:52,280
thousand pieces, that it would be in small enough chunks

886
00:41:52,679 --> 00:41:56,079
that seagulls and whatnot, which were already picking away at

887
00:41:56,159 --> 00:42:00,320
the whale it was just kid. They would just say, oh,

888
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,039
thank you, you blew him in a rice crispies, and

889
00:42:02,079 --> 00:42:03,760
now we'll just peck away with them, and crabs will

890
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:05,199
carry him into the sea.

891
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,119
Speaker 3: I'm guessing that's what George is going. Will vaporize the

892
00:42:08,159 --> 00:42:12,719
full vaporize him. But being I guess the makeup of

893
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:15,119
a whale is right up there with fu is better

894
00:42:15,159 --> 00:42:17,679
than concrete. It absorbed it brilliantly, to the point that

895
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,159
it didn't vaporize him. In fact, it didn't vaporize an

896
00:42:21,159 --> 00:42:23,480
awful lot of them. But what it did fucking blow

897
00:42:23,559 --> 00:42:26,360
up into the air jar we're talking. I'm just going

898
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,559
to go from the view here, I'm gonna say, eighty

899
00:42:28,679 --> 00:42:31,960
foot in the air. It blew a combination of sand

900
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:33,840
and fucking.

901
00:42:33,639 --> 00:42:37,079
Speaker 2: The King and Ambergriss come come to find.

902
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:41,519
Speaker 3: Out, Yeah, fucking just missed through the air. But also

903
00:42:42,039 --> 00:42:43,880
I'm just gonna I'm actually gonna read it here as

904
00:42:44,039 --> 00:42:45,920
they wrote it. Your man's you can tell your man's

905
00:42:46,079 --> 00:42:48,360
right right in this a roar in his whole laughing

906
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,480
the explosion. So this they blew him up. The three

907
00:42:51,519 --> 00:42:53,000
days of looking at this fucker, they're going, what are

908
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,159
we gonna do with him? They blew him up. On

909
00:42:54,199 --> 00:42:56,239
the twelfth right, the explosion.

910
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 2: Caused verree as this podcast lands exactly so.

911
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:02,320
Speaker 3: The explosion caused large pieces of blubber to lend their

912
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,880
buildings and parking lots and distances away from the beach.

913
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,400
Only some of the whale was disintegrated. Most of it

914
00:43:07,519 --> 00:43:09,960
remained on the beach and for the Oregon Highway Division

915
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:15,920
workers to clear away anyway. In his report, George or Lindman,

916
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,599
sorry he was in Another fellow was over the over,

917
00:43:20,639 --> 00:43:23,440
sorry he was the one of the new reporters. Also,

918
00:43:23,559 --> 00:43:26,840
note of the scavenger birds who had been hoped would

919
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,239
eat the remains of the carcass abjects, Butsion did not

920
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:33,320
appear as they were possibly scared away from the fucking noise.

921
00:43:34,159 --> 00:43:37,639
Speaker 2: Like there's a lot to unpack here, Tom. So, So

922
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:41,760
here's the thing that we need to there's a reason

923
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:45,280
we're talking about this fifty five years later, and like

924
00:43:45,519 --> 00:43:48,800
this isn't such some hushed up, dreadful secret of the

925
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:53,280
Flooringe Beach community. The reason why we know about this, Tom,

926
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:57,880
is because it was filmed for TV. This was must

927
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:01,800
see television. This was this must see event in the area.

928
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:05,280
People came from towns around. Do you hear they're gonna

929
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:05,639
blow up?

930
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:08,360
Speaker 3: You go yourself, though, you yourself.

931
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:11,320
Speaker 2: We talked about this when we talked about evil canievel

932
00:44:12,199 --> 00:44:15,000
to momentivit people to leave their houses at this time.

933
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,079
And if you said, look, we're gonna go blow up

934
00:44:18,079 --> 00:44:20,760
a whale on the beach, you might leave your house

935
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:21,360
to go see that.

936
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:26,119
Speaker 3: Fucking sandwiches A Hi, get the fucking family in the car.

937
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 2: We're offets. This is going to be a banner day.

938
00:44:31,159 --> 00:44:34,000
And the beach was lined with hundreds, if not thousands,

939
00:44:34,079 --> 00:44:36,320
of people in their cars there to see this beat

940
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:43,480
this whale explode. TV news cameras rolling tick tick boom,

941
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:51,159
and then there was a towering colume of fire and

942
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:56,039
whale ship and what goes up tom as you said, there,

943
00:44:56,079 --> 00:45:01,119
buddy must come down, and it started to rain rotted

944
00:45:01,519 --> 00:45:05,880
quail flesh. Well, and here's the thing, hundreds of spectators.

945
00:45:05,559 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 3: Because there wasn't the immediate social media for around the

946
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,800
world and exactly what had happened a lot of the

947
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,599
world apparently, and this can happen, but not to that

948
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:17,719
fucking extent. People just thought it was sitting there rotten

949
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:20,119
and it blew up like a balloon, like it just burst,

950
00:45:20,159 --> 00:45:21,800
you know what I mean, because yeah, that it was.

951
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:22,199
It was.

952
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 2: It was some ghoulish sort of like it just blew

953
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:25,039
up with.

954
00:45:25,079 --> 00:45:26,840
Speaker 3: The gases inside it and all the restord to just

955
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,800
do that. Well, I've seen I saw a way. Let's see.

956
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,719
Anybody goes searcher. It's amazing. There's a bird pecking at

957
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,639
it and it's as big as a like it's welled

958
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,159
up like a balloon and there's a bird pecking. Is

959
00:45:38,159 --> 00:45:39,679
one of the best things if you can go find it,

960
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,639
a bird pecking, it just it just bursts. The bird

961
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:46,719
bird gets fucking obliterated. It's amazing. But people thought that

962
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:50,519
that's what it was, but it clearly wasn't like but

963
00:45:50,639 --> 00:45:53,280
they were. They used to the ordinary, like even like

964
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,199
back into the twenties and stuff. They just used to

965
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:57,159
to away into the fucking thing with a tractor. But

966
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:00,800
for whatever reason, I think you're right. I think they went, oh,

967
00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:04,559
leave the director at home. We've got a Vietnam has

968
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:07,360
just ended. We've still got a load of fucking dynamite

969
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:07,800
left over.

970
00:46:08,159 --> 00:46:08,559
Speaker 2: Let's do it.

971
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 3: Let's fucking blow it. A load of people come out

972
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:19,039
in the class. So apparently it blew. It blew the

973
00:46:19,119 --> 00:46:23,199
whale flesh around eight hundred feet away. That's two hundred

974
00:46:23,199 --> 00:46:26,360
forty meters for anybody wondering eight hundred feet one chunk

975
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:29,320
about the size of your torso jar landing on the

976
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:32,199
fellows what looks like a very nice Lincoln. And I

977
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:37,159
say it made clean shit of it, like the insurance

978
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,320
they called the insurance company must be a wild one

979
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:43,159
that day. I mean, fucked right it off. Carl fucking

980
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:45,360
chassis bent and every and this thing just came down

981
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:49,960
like a fucking television thrown off a fucking fifty. He

982
00:46:50,199 --> 00:46:54,239
just makes clean, apparently to high heaven, the whole place

983
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:59,239
and everybody in the area fucking smelt for Ford because

984
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,840
you're getting that that did you get the shtank on

985
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
you that missed, that oily missed off, that.

986
00:47:04,079 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 2: Oily missed is just settling on you and yours.

987
00:47:09,079 --> 00:47:12,320
Speaker 3: Just rolled up driving home. You imagine your man driving

988
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,159
home with his head out the window. He's fucked up,

989
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:16,920
thinking like just a big chunk of fucking whale still

990
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,840
sitting there going and none of the family will talk

991
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:23,039
to each other. I don't ever mention this again. Nobody'll

992
00:47:23,039 --> 00:47:23,599
ever hear of this.

993
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 2: It's fine.

994
00:47:24,519 --> 00:47:28,760
Speaker 3: It's fucking amaze, and.

995
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,559
Speaker 2: It's so incredible because if you watch the footage of it,

996
00:47:31,639 --> 00:47:33,719
and again, all of this was filmed for TV, so

997
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:38,079
you can literally watch this as it happened. Uh, it's

998
00:47:38,119 --> 00:47:41,079
a big boom, the whil explodes, and you can hear like,

999
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:44,239
here's the thing, Tom, How people weren't killed by this,

1000
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:48,000
I'll never know because you can hear children and adolescents

1001
00:47:48,079 --> 00:47:50,159
and moms and dads and the whole art and they're

1002
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:56,519
like yeah, And then all you hear is like and

1003
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:58,840
it all just goes and they're screaming and running and

1004
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:04,000
kids crying and glass smashing, just like like as the

1005
00:48:04,039 --> 00:48:09,960
bigger chunks start to land. It was unbelievable. And as

1006
00:48:10,079 --> 00:48:12,320
you said there, they had planned that, okay, we blow

1007
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,599
it into small trunks and then the boards will come

1008
00:48:14,679 --> 00:48:18,639
and carry that away. The boards here this boom and

1009
00:48:19,159 --> 00:48:23,440
did an They came back the following spring.

1010
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,159
Speaker 3: By all accounts, there was one one location where they

1011
00:48:27,159 --> 00:48:29,440
were actually trying to carry it back from an art

1012
00:48:29,519 --> 00:48:31,480
like a built up kind of He got caught up

1013
00:48:31,519 --> 00:48:35,000
in a kind of an urban area whereas you know,

1014
00:48:35,119 --> 00:48:38,000
the beachfront houses when Taiwan were built right down to

1015
00:48:38,079 --> 00:48:40,400
the beach. This is only two thousand and four, and

1016
00:48:40,519 --> 00:48:42,119
it just said, oh, we'll just scoop him up on

1017
00:48:42,519 --> 00:48:44,400
a set of forks and they're bringing it back. But

1018
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:48,599
it hadn't really copped how much he shwelled. By all accounts,

1019
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:53,440
it bursts of natural gas built up inside an urban area.

1020
00:48:54,199 --> 00:48:58,039
Can you imagine you imagine you're going over to visit

1021
00:48:58,079 --> 00:49:00,239
your MAT's house, like whatever, you know, this as a

1022
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:02,880
confirmation party or something going on. You're on your best

1023
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:05,960
and you land over You're like, well, okay, I just

1024
00:49:06,519 --> 00:49:08,599
ship my pants by the smell of the fucking area

1025
00:49:08,639 --> 00:49:11,119
around here, don't you ring the fucking doorbell. We're going

1026
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:13,679
We're never coming back here ever again. If this is

1027
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:15,280
what this part of town smells like.

1028
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,400
Speaker 2: Oh I got to a happy end to the story

1029
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:23,239
because the people of Florence, Oregon, if nothing else, they

1030
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:27,960
were good sports about it all. They named the park

1031
00:49:28,159 --> 00:49:32,039
after the event. There's a park called Exploding Whale Memorial Park.

1032
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:39,559
Not fucking around here, buddy, there's there's Exploding Whale Memorial Park,

1033
00:49:39,639 --> 00:49:41,760
which which which which is not? It's not like a

1034
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,639
park with like slides and ship like that, and there's

1035
00:49:43,679 --> 00:49:45,719
like slide down the whale tail or ant like that.

1036
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,599
It's just like a park where you can walk your dog,

1037
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,239
but it is Exploding Whale Memorial Park. And there's a

1038
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:54,440
little whale mascot that descend out in like a football,

1039
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,920
a little blue whale mascot that they come out and

1040
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,159
wave a kids and ship like this.

1041
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 3: That's a door. Well you know what fair Fox like

1042
00:50:01,559 --> 00:50:03,199
one thing you'll give the Americans when it comes seven

1043
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:07,480
hundred out festival or like you know, a themed weekend

1044
00:50:07,599 --> 00:50:09,480
like I was this in somebody on the podcast day.

1045
00:50:09,679 --> 00:50:13,039
They're from a place that's famous for the couter turtle,

1046
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,000
but they've leaned into the thing that it's called couter,

1047
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:20,440
you know, so that everything is like couter fest, coot tober,

1048
00:50:20,639 --> 00:50:23,360
couter tober and stuff like that. Come get your couter out,

1049
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,440
Come look at that cooter. You get your fuzzy cootter

1050
00:50:25,519 --> 00:50:25,920
ready to go.

1051
00:50:26,519 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 2: But but there you go the exploding. Well, we will,

1052
00:50:30,079 --> 00:50:32,320
needless to say, Tom be sharing that on our social

1053
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,599
media happenings for people that have not had the pleasure

1054
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:37,559
of watching it to have a look. Oh and and

1055
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,960
and see what they would have done had they been

1056
00:50:40,039 --> 00:50:47,000
standing in Florence, Oregon while ham sized chunks of smelly

1057
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:52,800
sand covered quail flesh smashed into your Lincoln Continental. Ah.

1058
00:50:56,039 --> 00:50:57,760
And then we will of course share that on the

1059
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:01,320
social media channels, which are at Tom and Jerry show

1060
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,119
Jerry with g You'll get us on Instagram and Twitter.

1061
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:07,880
You'll find my good self to got my fucking name,

1062
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,199
you'll tell me Jerry McBride at Jerry McBride over on

1063
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:14,679
Blue Sky and Tom o'many's haunt of choice is that

1064
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:19,519
Tom o'many no e and that o'many over on Listagram.

1065
00:51:20,159 --> 00:51:20,480
What else?

1066
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 1: What we like this?

1067
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 2: Find people?

1068
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 3: Do Tom tell us? Tell us because you can comment

1069
00:51:23,679 --> 00:51:25,679
on Spotify now because of course, bry now you will

1070
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:28,639
have hit the subscribe and the alert button, which is

1071
00:51:28,679 --> 00:51:30,199
the little the little We don't need to tell you

1072
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:32,320
you got it done, the little bell, the little bell.

1073
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:33,840
And while you're there as well, give us the five

1074
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,960
stars because we're rocking at a shiny five stars. But

1075
00:51:36,079 --> 00:51:38,480
you can comment under every episode, so please do. When

1076
00:51:38,519 --> 00:51:40,519
it comes to do you remember the whale? Did you

1077
00:51:40,599 --> 00:51:44,679
see the fucking the the lion wandering around clear? By

1078
00:51:44,679 --> 00:51:47,880
any chance? Did you ever shave your own cat's body

1079
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:49,920
to make her look like? I don't know, Peppi lepew,

1080
00:51:51,159 --> 00:51:54,000
let us know. Have you ever chanced your arm as

1081
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,960
trying to breathe through your whole? Is there some special

1082
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,440
place you can breathe through? I've seen people squirt milk

1083
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,280
out of their eyes their tear ducks. I've see that

1084
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:03,400
I have no ad noights. They took my ad noids

1085
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:05,119
out there so I can drink straight up my nose

1086
00:52:05,119 --> 00:52:05,519
if I want.

1087
00:52:06,199 --> 00:52:06,679
Speaker 2: What did you get?

1088
00:52:06,679 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 3: You're adding a breathing because breathing early doors they were

1089
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:12,639
like and says your man, I've broken my nose like

1090
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:14,960
seven times, so I can't actually breathe. That's one nostrial now.

1091
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,320
But i'd be couldn't what it was. I was getting

1092
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:21,639
ear ear infections as a result of it too, because

1093
00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:24,119
it was so closed in. So they went, let's cut

1094
00:52:24,159 --> 00:52:26,320
thems out. There no use to them at all.

1095
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:29,039
Speaker 2: Tall You're like, you're like, you're like the admiral in

1096
00:52:29,199 --> 00:52:32,880
hot Shots. It's like, yeah, I got my ear shut

1097
00:52:33,119 --> 00:52:36,960
and a great reference.

1098
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:39,039
Speaker 3: Just put.

1099
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:44,679
Speaker 2: But but yes, that's it. That's all I want these

1100
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:46,280
people to do. Quite frankly, that's it.

1101
00:52:46,679 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 3: There is a comment. There is a comment. And I

1102
00:52:48,599 --> 00:52:50,800
know because people think I won't comment er, Sure, look

1103
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,079
at do comment away while you're sitting there now at

1104
00:52:53,119 --> 00:52:55,719
work or whatever. Just comment away because you can't. And Mac,

1105
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:59,760
I think he commented, commented before. I do love Halloween tails,

1106
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:01,719
even I don't believe in any of it, probably from

1107
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:05,320
using the graveyard beside my nana's house as a playground.

1108
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 2: There you go, there you go.

1109
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:10,559
Speaker 3: I was a young life, fairly desensitized it all, as

1110
00:53:10,599 --> 00:53:13,599
in from age six running along the top of six

1111
00:53:13,639 --> 00:53:16,440
foot wall pretending it was a train. Yeah don't.

1112
00:53:16,599 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 2: I'll tell you one thing I want to do is

1113
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,719
run along that. But if I can't run along a train,

1114
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:24,000
rif I'll run along your your wall, Tom, Shall we

1115
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:24,559
wrap it up with that?

1116
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:27,320
Speaker 3: Let's let's let's hit the bricks chair. I'm delighted with

1117
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:29,320
my pot pot holes this evening. You look like a

1118
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,639
man who needs to lie down with an IVY up

1119
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:32,079
your hole.

1120
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:37,639
Speaker 2: Hind Tom, you're you're a filling potle good I look

1121
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:38,519
on take care off