Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It is TLC Tuesday,
Speaker 1: all right, Listen. We didn't take a break for the
Speaker 1: holidays because as we don't match our only breaks for
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl. So it's not like welcome back or anything,
Speaker 1: because we've been here the whole time.
Speaker 2: We've been here the whole time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gone nowhere.
Speaker 2: Well, you did go places, you went to watch football.
Speaker 1: I went to New Orleans and came back and on Wednesday,
Speaker 1: I'm going to Phoenix and then coming back to watch
Speaker 1: football again.
Speaker 2: Mary pansa Chock.
Speaker 1: I just like college football, specifically my own team, and
Speaker 1: beyond that. No, I wouldn't travel to see no, not
Speaker 1: one other team. But I traveled not the Washingtons, well.
Speaker 2: Not the actual Super Bowl. No.
Speaker 1: I would probably only want to do that because of
Speaker 1: the halftime show, right, I only watch it for the ads,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, or if like Travis Kelsey is playing,
Speaker 1: I might want to see Taylor Swift. Right, that's it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a fair Weather fan. But we're not here to
Speaker 1: talk about that. We're here to talk about before the
Speaker 1: ninety Days Season eight, episode five, And I found my pillow.
Speaker 1: If you're watching on video, I forgot that pillow on
Speaker 1: the backside says before the ninety.
Speaker 2: Days, I didn't know it said that on the back.
Speaker 1: I forgot and I picked it up off the lor
Speaker 1: and I was like, look at that.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: So this is season eight, episode five. The nearest exit
Speaker 1: may be behind you. What I understand, we're just doing
Speaker 1: the instructions. But is this supposed to relate to.
Speaker 2: Some well show? Yeah? I think it. Who I mean,
Speaker 2: many of them should turn around and go home? Yes,
Speaker 2: Lisa for one, Yeah, yeah, Javan for two. Of her,
Speaker 2: not because of her, because of him. She deserves better,
Speaker 2: uh Rick Rick, and they haven't been on it. I
Speaker 2: feel like all season, even though there were a brand
Speaker 2: new couple, I feel like we have not seen them
Speaker 2: in forever. But he should go back home. Also, she
Speaker 2: might deserve better. He's sex stories who likes to bone
Speaker 2: women half his age and has already many children. Laura
Speaker 2: should go home, go back to Michael and with the
Speaker 2: birth defect, and help help him. Unless he's just not
Speaker 2: attracted to her. I feel like no one's attracted to Laura.
Speaker 2: I think she's pretty, but I think she's very pretty.
Speaker 2: Her eyes are incredible, But you see have you seen
Speaker 2: the TikTok that came out.
Speaker 1: It was like when you turn on TV and see
Speaker 1: your old teacher and you're like, wow, she hasn't changed.
Speaker 2: That's the Laura. Well did they see the first episode
Speaker 2: where she was reading her erotic friend fiction. Sorry, that's
Speaker 2: Bob's Burger's And she was that's your teacher reading a
Speaker 2: story she wrote about heaving loins and such, groaning and
Speaker 2: clutching and groping. No, I feel like poor Laura. No
Speaker 2: one is attracted to her. Michael is not willing to
Speaker 2: get past his issues to deal with her, or he
Speaker 2: just wants a platonic wife and it's not even into women.
Speaker 2: Beer can same. So listen.
Speaker 1: I gotta say, as this show does, I had a
Speaker 1: little hope, had a little hope for some of these
Speaker 1: couples as we went along.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but see episode five, hope is dead? No.
Speaker 1: Episode five is called nearest Exit maybe behind.
Speaker 2: You, I know, But is your hope dead.
Speaker 1: On this episode? No, my hope is alive. My hope
Speaker 1: is really still.
Speaker 2: You still, Oh you still have new hope for some
Speaker 2: of the new hope for some of them. Yes, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm excited to hear.
Speaker 1: Is it, Lisa?
Speaker 2: It might be less.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: Actually I was solidly impressed. I was also disgusted because
Speaker 2: there was some face even going on. Yes, that made
Speaker 2: me actually regurgitate into my mouth, but it it's hard
Speaker 2: to fake that. So totally totally. Although let me tell
Speaker 2: you something really quickly.
Speaker 1: So, as you know, on Mondays we are covering sixty
Speaker 1: days in.
Speaker 2: It's almost over, and so yeah, I'm just listening to it.
Speaker 1: On this last we talked about you a lot on
Speaker 1: this last episode. On this last episode we were talking
Speaker 1: about I'd watched ahead, so I've seen this six months later.
Speaker 1: And but Keisha has been doing some internet saluting and
Speaker 1: she found Gabby on Instagram because I was like just
Speaker 1: happy that Gabby was alive, and so she sent me
Speaker 1: the Instagram when I was confused because like this says Brie.
Speaker 1: So I guess Gabrielle just just took the chunk out
Speaker 1: of the middle and decided to go by Brie. Now, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: and boy is it something. It's a lot of like
Speaker 1: Santa calls play in front of a tree, trying to
Speaker 1: direct people to her only fans, And.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was shocking.
Speaker 1: That was shocking. I don't I'm just saying like the
Speaker 1: people that can pretend so like she could pretend to
Speaker 1: be a prison lesbian and then now she's with a
Speaker 1: dude and has only fans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but she's alive. So I was glad to
Speaker 2: see her alive. Yeah. I do want to hear about Desmond.
Speaker 2: I want to hear about all the I want to
Speaker 2: hear about Swell, Big Swell in the granny panties.
Speaker 1: No, there's no update at all on anybody in the prison.
Speaker 1: And I'm very upset about it because I really really
Speaker 1: am invested into what happened to Desmond, and they just
Speaker 1: don't tell us. They never tell us, so I'm going
Speaker 1: to have to figure it out on Reddit.
Speaker 2: That's very frustrating. On other seasons, I feel like they
Speaker 2: did do a check in with some of the prisoners
Speaker 2: just to be like.
Speaker 1: They got their sentence extended, their release date is this,
Speaker 1: and then you're like, okay, they might be out.
Speaker 2: Maybe I can find them. Yeah. Yeah, although Gabrielle got out, obviously,
Speaker 2: ninety nine percent of the news is sad. Probably, Well,
Speaker 2: you're right, you're right, you're right. Maybe it's better not
Speaker 2: to know.
Speaker 1: No, I'm going to have to try to figure it out.
Speaker 1: But that's not what we're talking about. So anyways, guys,
Speaker 1: we've got one more episode of that of sixty Days
Speaker 1: in that'll be next week. That's the sixth month follow up.
Speaker 1: And don't don't anybody be shocked. You don't like a
Speaker 1: lot of these people anymore than you didn't like them before,
Speaker 1: but we're here to talk about before that.
Speaker 2: It's just I'm sorry. It's just like this show where
Speaker 2: you're set up to think the foreigner is using the
Speaker 2: American for a green card, and ninety nine percent of
Speaker 2: the time the American is way worse, is like a
Speaker 2: bad person, Yes, And it's like that on sixty Days.
Speaker 2: And sometimes the people going in voluntarily for the show
Speaker 2: are garbage and yeah, yeah, some of the prisoners are
Speaker 2: more decent people.
Speaker 1: Yeah well yeah, yeah, i'd say that most of the people.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's not a fair Now, Okay, well, let's quit
Speaker 1: talking about it. But I know that you're very invested
Speaker 1: in We talked about you quite a bit on this
Speaker 1: last episode, and we thank you for recommending it. Okay,
Speaker 1: before the ninety days nearest exit may be behind you. Season eight,
Speaker 1: episode five, Okay, Emma and z Ed, there's a new
Speaker 1: hero shot where she's dancing. What is this a happy girl?
Speaker 2: Remember it? I feel like they didn't do that for
Speaker 2: a very long time. And then the UK came along. Yes,
Speaker 2: UK hero shots were wacky.
Speaker 1: Yes, purposely wacky, not even like fun just wacky, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Just wacky. And now this show has start of borrowed
Speaker 2: from that.
Speaker 1: The UK once would be a lot of like shake
Speaker 1: the finger in the face, turn the.
Speaker 2: Yes, you know, a lot of pantomime yeah I'm mad at.
Speaker 1: You, yes, a lot of pretending so that you really
Speaker 1: got the gist of it, and.
Speaker 2: Like action, like the guy would pick up the girl
Speaker 2: yeah and swinger around, you know.
Speaker 1: And we're getting a little bit of it here, not
Speaker 1: quite so kitchy, but you know, the roots are funny.
Speaker 1: So this is Emma and Z. So she's dancing in
Speaker 1: the hero shot and he's smiling at her. So she
Speaker 1: goes in the market in a very set up scene
Speaker 1: and she asks a random guy selling oranges, do you
Speaker 1: sell hair oil? I need oil for my hair and
Speaker 1: to make it shiny. And then she asks a man
Speaker 1: selling spices and she's like hair oil and he goes,
Speaker 1: I have spices. She finally finds a place she thinks,
Speaker 1: so are we pretending the hair oil is for your hair?
Speaker 1: Are we understanding it's for your wig? Are we leaning
Speaker 1: into the fact if do you?
Speaker 2: Are you supposed to use hair oil on a wig?
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know the answer to that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need Keisha or whatever. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So finally she finds his place, so they're talking to her.
Speaker 1: She says, zed has been emotionally distant for me, but
Speaker 1: I'm excited because today we're going to a cooking class
Speaker 1: and I'm trying not to overthink everything. So one hour later,
Speaker 1: they go to a cooking glass to work on a
Speaker 1: chicken tagine with lemon. The lady is trying to tell
Speaker 1: her how to peel a lemon, but she's got those
Speaker 1: like super super long nails, so she's literally using them
Speaker 1: like as a scoop.
Speaker 2: She's gonna be licking that nutella out just like Madalis.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, And the lady's like, this is taken four
Speaker 1: times longer than it should but okay, and she's like
Speaker 1: I'm doing it. I'm dealing it. Edward says her hands.
Speaker 1: Look she chops an onion, and then she's like, look
Speaker 1: at me, I'm like wife material, I'm like such a wifey, right, now,
Speaker 1: so I'm talking. Hettie goes, yeah, I need to teach
Speaker 1: her how to cook for me, and she goes, now,
Speaker 1: because I don't cook. And he goes, well, you'll have
Speaker 1: to cook breakfast, lunch.
Speaker 2: And dinner.
Speaker 1: And she goes, I don't eat breakfast, baby, I have
Speaker 1: coffee for breakfast, and he goes lunch and she goes
Speaker 1: for lunch, I'm gonna order something for you, and he goes, okay,
Speaker 1: forget it.
Speaker 2: Oh cook.
Speaker 1: So at the class, she says, did you ever cook
Speaker 1: for an X? And he says, no, we when I
Speaker 1: had ex girlfriends. We never eat in the house. We
Speaker 1: only go out if I'm in the house. I'm only
Speaker 1: eating for myself or for my parents. So he knows
Speaker 1: doesn't bring anybody home to cook a meal there, and
Speaker 1: she goes, did she even tell your Mary's that I'm here?
Speaker 2: You think you told them?
Speaker 1: And he goes, yes, I have told them that you're here,
Speaker 1: because she said this was an argument they had before,
Speaker 1: and she goes, okay, great, so I can meet them.
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, I don't know when they're home. You know,
Speaker 1: my dad travels, and so like they're in, they're out,
Speaker 1: they're up there down they're hither, they're fro, just unclear.
Speaker 1: No way to get in touch with them either, no phones,
Speaker 1: you know, we don't want to drop in. And she goes, okay,
Speaker 1: that's frustrating. So like I can't see your apartment and
Speaker 1: I won't meet your family. Girl, he didn't have an apartment.
Speaker 1: He has a room in his parents' house, exactly, come on.
Speaker 1: And he goes, yeah, I agree, it's frustrating, yep, but yeah,
Speaker 1: all my brothers and everyone, they have their own life.
Speaker 1: And she goes, have you ever introduced a girl to
Speaker 1: your parents? And he goes no, and he goes uh,
Speaker 1: and then she goes, so because like, you meet a
Speaker 1: lot of girls online. He goes no. She goes, have
Speaker 1: you met other international girls online?
Speaker 2: He goes no.
Speaker 1: She goes, but we met on an international site and
Speaker 1: he goes, no, I've matched with lots of girls, but no,
Speaker 1: I never talked to them. Okay, okay, all right, so
Speaker 1: we're talking. She goes, yeah, it's weird. It's like I
Speaker 1: feel like he's hiding me or something, but like he
Speaker 1: has his life, and like it's not okay, And I
Speaker 1: do think he's lying about talking to other girls. And
Speaker 1: so before I came. We got in a fight because
Speaker 1: I saw him talking to other women online. But he said,
Speaker 1: he's not cheating, So you were cheating. She was cheating.
Speaker 2: You were cheating.
Speaker 1: And she goes, I have an extension on my laptop
Speaker 1: and it shows you in order who people are following,
Speaker 1: and this morning I saw that he is adding women
Speaker 1: from other countries as we speak.
Speaker 2: While she's there, I told you, I told you he's
Speaker 2: addicted to porn.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, he's and she's right, he's looking for
Speaker 1: the next best thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And she goes, and so I'm wondering, like, is he cheating?
Speaker 1: Does he even want this relationship? What's he hiding? And
Speaker 1: you know, this is the reason that I think all
Speaker 1: women should be do a little bit of stocking. I mean,
Speaker 1: just like light digging and investigating, not like dry by
Speaker 1: your house kind of stalking. I was like, I think
Speaker 1: it's all fine.
Speaker 2: I think it's fine. Yeah, men deserve it. Sorry, I agree.
Speaker 1: So they go get some food and she's like, this
Speaker 1: is really good, and he goes, you don't eat very
Speaker 1: much And she goes, you know, I've got something on
Speaker 1: my mind, flips her hair. It's the argument that we
Speaker 1: had right before I came about you talking to girls
Speaker 1: on social media and he goes, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's just people who know me. I only talk to
Speaker 1: people who know me. And she goes, but every day
Speaker 1: follow a new girls baby, and he goes, so it's
Speaker 1: respect because when they followed me, so I followed them back. Okay,
Speaker 1: and she goes, so what if they flirt with you?
Speaker 1: And he goes, I say, thank you.
Speaker 2: Thank you for showing me your boobs.
Speaker 1: Thank you for that vagina picture that I paid nineteen
Speaker 1: dollars for.
Speaker 2: Oh, who is flirting with him? I'm sorry, I know
Speaker 2: she was. I know Emma is, but Emma has low
Speaker 2: standards because he's not.
Speaker 1: I would be reminded of a catfish pictures to see.
Speaker 2: They are heavily filtered. Yeah, okay, because they look at AI.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, No, you're right, that's true. And she says,
Speaker 1: have you talked to anybody romantically since we started dating?
Speaker 1: He goes, no, for romance, only you? And she do
Speaker 1: you think you've ever cheated? Which is a weird way
Speaker 1: to say that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he worries about it cheating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he thinks about it. One eye goes over here,
Speaker 1: the other one goes over there and he thinks about it.
Speaker 1: He thinks and he goes no, and she goes because babe,
Speaker 1: I don't want us to have any secrets, and I
Speaker 1: don't have to worry about you hiding anything. So in
Speaker 1: the talking Dady goes, anything she asked me, I answer,
Speaker 1: But at the beginning of our relationship, she did do
Speaker 1: something that confused me, and so I wonder sometimes if
Speaker 1: she has a secret. So he says, do you have
Speaker 1: a secret, and she goes no, and he goes, okay.
Speaker 1: So when we match one day, all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: you disappear and then you came back and you still
Speaker 1: don't talk, and she goes, I was going through our
Speaker 1: breakup and he goes, no, no, no, because when you
Speaker 1: show me picture, you say you're single. And she goes,
Speaker 1: I was going through a breakup and he goes, so
Speaker 1: you were still talking to him. She goes, I'm going
Speaker 1: through a breakup, like that's my answer, Like oh my god.
Speaker 2: It was like, okay, what is going on? Because in
Speaker 2: the last episode when they were on that carriage ride,
Speaker 2: she was trying to tell him but he didn't want
Speaker 2: to know, I'd say, and he didn't want to know.
Speaker 2: And now that he's actually asking, you're not.
Speaker 1: Saying yeah, because she doesn't want him to know that
Speaker 1: guy was in Morocco.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the biggest labs. That's the slot in the face. Also,
Speaker 2: it makes you look like a sex tourist.
Speaker 1: Yeah. In the talking head, she goes, Honestly, I did
Speaker 1: kind of drop him and disappear. You know, I was
Speaker 1: trying to make things work.
Speaker 2: With my ex.
Speaker 1: I want to tell him about Mohammed, but he's badgering
Speaker 1: me right now, so maybe it's not like the right
Speaker 1: moment to tell him. Her whole thing was, I got
Speaker 1: to get there. I gotta tell him, I gotta tell
Speaker 1: him right away. I gotta be honest. And now she's like,
Speaker 1: why are you such a liar?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What, So she goes, look, it was a long time ago,
Speaker 1: and a long time ago.
Speaker 2: Less than nine months ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she goes, and I'm here with you now, And
Speaker 1: he goes, well, now, I want to listen and I
Speaker 1: want the details. She goes, okay, what, I'm here with
Speaker 1: you now, and I want to focus on the now.
Speaker 1: So she changed the subject and he goes, yeah, now
Speaker 1: I see she's being weird and changing the subject, so
Speaker 1: right now, I can see she's hiding things, and I
Speaker 1: can't be engaged with someone who has secrets. And again
Speaker 1: he told her on that horse carriage ride he did
Speaker 1: not want to know about her past, right, But now
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, you were in the middle of a breakup,
Speaker 1: so I want to know about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think he just didn't want to hear about
Speaker 2: her being a whore and sleeping with other men and
Speaker 2: not being a virgin waiting for him.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: But if there's like something he needs to know, shadiness
Speaker 2: he wants to know about that.
Speaker 1: What if when she goes to meet his friends later,
Speaker 1: one of them is Mohammed Ah, that would be so great.
Speaker 2: It won't be I would die. That would be the
Speaker 2: best thing I've ever That would be the best TV ever.
Speaker 2: It would be great.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's move on to Joven and Analine.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, this loser.
Speaker 1: So I believe in their love?
Speaker 2: No, so I don't. So his brothers who both have
Speaker 2: long beards, but he doesn't. Is uh. They're driving him
Speaker 2: to the airport and they're saying, don't get too comfortable.
Speaker 2: The only time you're going to be comfortable with Annaline
Speaker 2: is when you're asleep. That acts like she's Glenn close
Speaker 2: and fatal attraction. I know, I guess, I guess.
Speaker 1: The sister was like, you're not going to believe this bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, God, it's not like he did anything
Speaker 2: to make her that way. No no, no, no no, she's
Speaker 2: crazy and we'll cut off his penis while he's sleeping women.
Speaker 2: So crazy, right, Yeah. So he gets on a playing
Speaker 2: for the Philippines, and twenty four hours earlier, we meet
Speaker 2: Anna and she is shopping for clothes and shoes, so
Speaker 2: she has a new outfit to meet him in. She
Speaker 2: says she's hard working. She studied mass communication in college
Speaker 2: because she loves talking. She's like I just she never
Speaker 2: shuts up. She has full of conversations. She's the riot,
Speaker 2: she has fullunk. She also laughs at her own jokes,
Speaker 2: though I would say that that's not my favorite. I
Speaker 2: do it too. I hate it, but I hate many
Speaker 2: things about myself. But she's very funny and she I
Speaker 2: think the producers ask her like one jumping off question
Speaker 2: and then she talks for two hours. Yes, I think
Speaker 2: that's right, Keep filming, keep rolling. So she says she
Speaker 2: stopped working because Juvaan and her are on different time zones,
Speaker 2: and so this is a forest and she has situation.
Speaker 2: They're trying to live on each other's time zones.
Speaker 1: So she cares her for six years or three years
Speaker 1: that she's not worked.
Speaker 2: I wonder, I don't know. But also he seemed to
Speaker 2: be working during the day at the retirement community, so
Speaker 2: she just I don't understand. Also, they she was giving
Speaker 2: him the cold shoulder the silent treatment for a while,
Speaker 2: so she could have gotten a job. Then she wasn't
Speaker 2: talking to She's got an education.
Speaker 1: It sounds like she had a good job. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: gave it up so she could talk to him more
Speaker 1: so on his breaks they could FaceTime.
Speaker 2: Like right, it's very I don't something's not right here.
Speaker 2: So she says, the good news is that Javon sends
Speaker 2: me four to five hundred dollars a month. Well, if
Speaker 2: he wasn't doing that, he could have come visit a
Speaker 2: lot sooner.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: So she lives next to her mom who has a
Speaker 2: small store, and her mom is her best friend. Even
Speaker 2: though her mom is shy, well she is rah. She
Speaker 2: does one of those noise impressions that Mollie. So she
Speaker 2: booked a resort for them to stay at for their
Speaker 2: honeymoon because again reminder, they are married. It is their
Speaker 2: first time together physically, and they'll get to discover new
Speaker 2: things about each other. So good luck to us, and
Speaker 2: she laughs, I looked at that resort. It looks really nice, gorgeous.
Speaker 2: So the mom says, you know, I don't love that
Speaker 2: You've been sitting around waiting for this guy for six years.
Speaker 2: You stopped working, you sit and wait for his calls,
Speaker 2: You're not spending time with your friends, and you fight
Speaker 2: with him. So she's great, Yeah, not a fan of
Speaker 2: this relationship. And Anna says, we haven't really resolved the fighting,
Speaker 2: but I want to start out positively and we're going
Speaker 2: to discuss the issue later. So she says their issue
Speaker 2: has bigger, Their relationship has bigger issues than him talking
Speaker 2: to his ex. And the mom says Javon is too
Speaker 2: dominant and he wants to be in control. Now Here,
Speaker 2: we get to the meat of the situation, because I
Speaker 2: knew there was more to it. Annelin says, he thinks
Speaker 2: I've changed, but he's the one who changed. He started
Speaker 2: listening to podcasts and I said, oh no, and I
Speaker 2: knew right where we were going. And I said oh no,
Speaker 2: out loud about masculinity and they want women to be submissive.
Speaker 2: The second I heard the word podcast, I knew it
Speaker 2: was like these men's rights podcasts hosted by in cells
Speaker 2: who have never kissed a woman, but somehow want a
Speaker 2: trad wife. Yeah. Yeah, So she says, he started changing
Speaker 2: and we've never been like that. I've never been submissive
Speaker 2: in the relationship, but suddenly he wanted me to be
Speaker 2: like that. So it's not me that's changed, it's him
Speaker 2: that's changed. So Annalin gets dressed at the fancy resorts.
Speaker 2: She order champagne for later. She says, it's raining, and
Speaker 2: some people might think that's bad luck, but water is cleansing. Also,
Speaker 2: doesn't it rain all the time in the Philippines the
Speaker 2: same thing rain in Washington is bad luck.
Speaker 1: She's just so hot and stewie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So she packs breath spray for their first kiss,
Speaker 2: and she also feels like puking, so she's gonna need
Speaker 2: that breath spray. She is going to try to be positive,
Speaker 2: but she worries that they're going to start fighting, she says.
Speaker 2: She says, she picks him up the airport. She they
Speaker 2: hug and they kiss and she's crying. The kiss was underwhelming.
Speaker 2: It was more like a smooch.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's awkward, and then you know.
Speaker 2: The cameras are there. Ye, first time she hugs him,
Speaker 2: she calls him fluffy and I didn't know if she
Speaker 2: was body shaming him be ges.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she was saying he's a little he
Speaker 1: could lose a few that's what she wants.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, remember what's his name? In uh he went
Speaker 2: to Vietnam and the girl brought him into the shop
Speaker 2: and basically all the ladies at the shop were calling.
Speaker 1: Him fest Oh my god, what's his name? He's on
Speaker 1: pillow Talk sometimes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was on pillow Talk with Kimbali. Yeah he's
Speaker 2: Riley Riley. Yeah, I can't remember her name. Boy, she
Speaker 2: hated them. Yeah yeah, so listen. I will say about
Speaker 2: this couple. I do think he's a jerk, and I'm
Speaker 2: very concerned about the toxic masculinity issue going on. And
Speaker 2: he basically had a million excuses why it was her
Speaker 2: fault that he was talking to his ex, even though
Speaker 2: there are many other people he could have spoken to.
Speaker 2: But I do think there's not many couples who could
Speaker 2: survive six years of long distance. Yeah, and without meeting ever.
Speaker 2: And I think they wouldn't have lasted that long if
Speaker 2: they weren't married, because it's much easier to just break up,
Speaker 2: but to get divorced is a whole thing. So perhaps
Speaker 2: being married has kept them together for three of those years,
Speaker 2: but they've still made it three years long distance. So
Speaker 2: she says she wants more kisses. They do another awkward
Speaker 2: smooch in the car. She is giddy and giving him
Speaker 2: lots of kisses and cuddling. She's very happy, and she says,
Speaker 2: before I met you, I had so many dreams about this,
Speaker 2: day dreams about this, wet dreams about this. But now
Speaker 2: I feel like I can fart over here right now.
Speaker 2: I don't know what she was talking about. What, No,
Speaker 2: that aren't you coomfortable?
Speaker 1: Too quick?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And he says her personality is wacky and she
Speaker 2: can hold a conversation basically on her own. But I
Speaker 2: love it. He goes, it's the opposite of me. He says,
Speaker 2: you're my beautiful chatty wife. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Listen, as somebody who's been to they talked to
Speaker 1: most of their whole life, I get it, yep. And
Speaker 1: she's trying to fill the silence by talking and yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: It was on probably both of our progress reports in
Speaker 2: school more than once. Yeah, talks too much in class.
Speaker 2: So he carries her over the threshold at the resort.
Speaker 2: He needs to work on his muscle tone because he
Speaker 2: repeatedly says how heavy she is and she is a
Speaker 2: tiny little woman and he is like six.
Speaker 1: Three yes, and I agree, And even if she was heavy,
Speaker 1: he shouldn't have said it. And I wanted to say, like,
Speaker 1: some of that weight is her shoes. So shoes were heavy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those shoes were heavy. So there's rose petals on
Speaker 2: the bed, and he says, this the environment is right
Speaker 2: for us to get it in. Mary Payne loved that,
Speaker 2: so she gives him flip flops and makes him take
Speaker 2: his shoes off, and then we get a lot of
Speaker 2: wacky discussion about how much his feet smell, and he
Speaker 2: was wearing boots on the plane, and she says, get
Speaker 2: a whiff. You're gonna have to get used to it.
Speaker 2: We're married. And she makes him take a shower. She
Speaker 2: is nervous. Yes, always take a shower. She she is nervous.
Speaker 2: It's been a decade since she's had sex, so it's
Speaker 2: been a long time. She says, if she goes, I
Speaker 2: don't know what to do. Will I be able to
Speaker 2: pleasure him? What if the positions have changed?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's fine. I think it'll be pretty
Speaker 1: quick on both sides.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So she puts on lingerie and they get under
Speaker 2: the covers and she says, wish me luck, and then
Speaker 2: it's like a sitcom. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think she thinks she's she thinks she's in like
Speaker 1: an American sitcom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, totally. I love her. But him, I'm on
Speaker 2: the fence about right now. Me too, Me too.
Speaker 1: I think he needs to be count as like stars.
Speaker 1: That a girl is hot isn't to him?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah, she's beautiful, Yeah and smart?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, you is pretty? You are smart? Okay, Laura
Speaker 1: and beer can okay.
Speaker 2: Oh god, this episode was so painful.
Speaker 1: It was upsetting, So I have him upset. She says
Speaker 1: she is frustrated because she went to bed alone and
Speaker 1: things felt very awkward. She's like rolling her hair, like
Speaker 1: talking to production, and she goes. So basically the last
Speaker 1: night after you guys left, I went back to the
Speaker 1: living room to talk to him because it was so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: And you know, we've got all this time to get
Speaker 1: to know each other, but when we were talking last night,
Speaker 1: he did put the brakes on sex. And now we
Speaker 1: have things to do later today that I'm anxious about.
Speaker 1: That I'm really questioning my choices here. So in the
Speaker 1: talking head together, she says, I felt very disconnected on
Speaker 1: the first day and my worst I was scared, my
Speaker 1: worst fear was coming true that he wasn't attracted to me.
Speaker 1: And he goes, but it didn't. She goes, Yeah, we
Speaker 1: ended out making it, making out pretty good. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: so they made out because she wanted to have sexy
Speaker 1: he said, now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the cameras weren't there, so I know last
Speaker 2: time he maybe just didn't want to do things with
Speaker 2: the cameras there, right, and I'd rather watch the news.
Speaker 2: We're going to not sleep together like the men on
Speaker 2: this show sometimes douse. They're from conservative areas, yes, right,
Speaker 2: but this is the cameras were not there, right, we
Speaker 2: I do have to bring up something that we may
Speaker 2: have missed last time. He was all over read it, okay,
Speaker 2: people thought last time when they were when he picked
Speaker 2: her up and they were on the train and she
Speaker 2: was staring at him, really awkwardly and he was giving
Speaker 2: her kind of the cold shoulder. Yeah. That he might
Speaker 2: have been high as fuck. Oh uh, I missed it completely.
Speaker 2: People were saying you couldn't see his pupils, that he
Speaker 2: was completely out of it and was stoned or something.
Speaker 1: Okay, is we legal in Turkey.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that matters, but it's illegal.
Speaker 1: It's it's okay for medicinal highly restricted, highly restricted, and
Speaker 1: carry strict legal consequences. So okay, he could have been high.
Speaker 2: On anything though pills.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't notice that. I just thought he was like,
Speaker 1: he was just like, quit staring at me, weirdo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, perhaps because he was chripping balls and was like,
Speaker 2: you are freaking me out staring at me. That is
Speaker 2: so big, bright light blue eyes, like an alien just
Speaker 2: staring at.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I have to go back and watch because
Speaker 2: so many people were talking about it on Reddit.
Speaker 1: Oh that he was on something, okay, Yeah, but he
Speaker 1: doesn't have any money. So exactly, they go to a
Speaker 1: plastic surgeon's office. Now we all know that Turkey at
Speaker 1: the plastic surgery capital of the world, and she goes, okay,
Speaker 1: this will be an awkward second day together. To do this,
Speaker 1: I don't know. She goes, it was the only appointment
Speaker 1: time available. But I'm really regretting asking him to come.
Speaker 1: So she says, you know, even though we made out,
Speaker 1: I do still feel very insecure. So the talking head
Speaker 1: beer Kan says, you know, I think Laura thinks too
Speaker 1: much about her appearance. It's a curse to always think
Speaker 1: you can be perfect. Like for me, I'm happy with
Speaker 1: my teeth because I can.
Speaker 2: Eat with this.
Speaker 1: So who cares? So obviously he has some feedback about.
Speaker 2: His teeth.
Speaker 1: From Mary Payin, from other people, and he says, but
Speaker 1: it's her body and she's not happy with it. I'll
Speaker 1: support this.
Speaker 2: So she men he's trying to act like this Nietzche
Speaker 2: reading deep soul thinker who doesn't care about looks right.
Speaker 2: Let's kind of look at your Instagram followers and see
Speaker 2: if you care about looks.
Speaker 1: Right, And see who you follow and see what they look.
Speaker 2: Are they men or women? Are they clothed or not?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Anyway, So she meets with doctor Omar and she
Speaker 1: says she wants to have surgery to remove the loose
Speaker 1: skin when she lost you know, one hundred and forty
Speaker 1: pounds or whatever.
Speaker 2: Like one hundred and seventy, like a lot.
Speaker 1: And so they go to take the photos. Meanwhile, beer
Speaker 1: Can is playing with the implants and they laugh about
Speaker 1: this at the talking days, like I touched another woman's boobs. Huh,
Speaker 1: He's like I had to. They were right.
Speaker 2: There also sensory. I kind of want to play with them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just want to see I want to.
Speaker 2: See like the weight and the texture. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: So we see the area she wants removed, and I
Speaker 1: feel so bad for her because I know this had
Speaker 1: to be like upsetting and humiliating for her to do
Speaker 1: this on camera. Absolutely anybody it would be, but in
Speaker 1: her situation, she feels so bad about her body, even
Speaker 1: though she's achieved so much. You know, she still has
Speaker 1: the skin and everything. And I'm talking to her, she goes,
Speaker 1: I've worked my ass off literally and figuratively, and when
Speaker 1: I look in the mirror, I don't want to see
Speaker 1: myself as over three hundred pounds anymore. I want to
Speaker 1: see the work I put in. And the doctor, looking
Speaker 1: at the picture says, this is all very common after
Speaker 1: losing weight. Here's how we fix it, Like we do
Speaker 1: a cut here and you'll be able to see the scar.
Speaker 1: But da da da, She's like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: feel so insecure. I regret bringing him because they're just
Speaker 1: all staring at like a wall of these photos.
Speaker 2: Now, to be clear, she invited him to the appointment.
Speaker 2: She said, she regretted inviting him to the appointment. Then
Speaker 2: he said, should I come in to the doctor's She
Speaker 2: just said no, she should. She absolutely had an out
Speaker 2: and she said, yes, you can come in.
Speaker 1: She said if you want to. Yeah, And what's he
Speaker 1: gonna go? Ooh, I don't want to see that.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know.
Speaker 1: So So anyway, their hero shots. Every time they show
Speaker 1: their hero shot, it's like it's sad. They look at
Speaker 1: each other sad, and then they look at the camera sad.
Speaker 1: It's we haven't seen one where they look happy yet.
Speaker 2: So she's on the cover of a romance novel, so
Speaker 2: it's smolder. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Talking to the producer ask him, are you uncomfortable you
Speaker 1: know with this seeing the pictures and everything? And he says, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it did not make me uncomfortable. Maybe it surprised me,
Speaker 1: but you know, it's people's life. It's not a problem
Speaker 1: for me. You know, I'm veryson and everything's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now did you see this, Kimberly.
Speaker 1: Eight days in Turkey, hotel, paid for surgery, paid for
Speaker 1: meals included for seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. That's I get why Darcy and Stacy keep
Speaker 2: going there.
Speaker 1: She'll need to recover at home for six weeks, but
Speaker 1: after three weeks she can exercise. They'll give her all
Speaker 1: the information. And I'm like, do I need to go
Speaker 1: to Turkey?
Speaker 2: Seriously?
Speaker 1: Eight days and that includes the surgery, the hospital's day,
Speaker 1: the hotel, all the meals. It doesn't include the flights.
Speaker 2: I mean, they could still botch you. But these are doctor,
Speaker 2: these doctors are this doctor seemed fine. I would never
Speaker 2: have I don't know if I would trust them to
Speaker 2: do my face, mostly because I've seen Darcyan's day.
Speaker 1: Right, but I think you could say what you want
Speaker 1: and I think, what Darcy? It was just sad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if I have, I have stomach that I
Speaker 2: would like to deal with, so I might need to go.
Speaker 2: I'll go with you, okay to Turkey?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What's it? Like? They say in Turkey you get the
Speaker 2: fat cut and then it winds up on your plate
Speaker 2: when you eat bacon I don't know. Ew, I don't
Speaker 2: know where I was going with.
Speaker 1: I don't either.
Speaker 2: Gross that one is a fail and it's not going
Speaker 2: to go on star Pers calendar, so it's not going
Speaker 2: to be at the top twelve.
Speaker 1: And we're talking to it. She's like, now that he's
Speaker 1: seen all this, I'm more insecure than ever. So she
Speaker 1: talks to him and he says, are you going to
Speaker 1: do it? And she goes, you know, I'm really considering it,
Speaker 1: and he goes, look, if you feel more confident and
Speaker 1: you want to do this, it's your life and you
Speaker 1: should do it. And actually for you to do this
Speaker 1: would show how brave you are. And she goes, oh,
Speaker 1: it feels like the opposite of brave. It feels like
Speaker 1: I'm scared. I'm embarrassed. And he says, you have nothing
Speaker 1: to be ashamed of or embarrassed. You have the power
Speaker 1: to change your life. You wanted a better body, and
Speaker 1: you did it. And he says you're gorgeous. I'm always
Speaker 1: going to be on your side, and she's like, thank you,
Speaker 1: and he hugs her and.
Speaker 2: He's like, that said all the right things. Yeah, he
Speaker 2: really did. It was like you read a handbook or something.
Speaker 2: Of supportive partner, give us fairal look it was I
Speaker 2: don't know if I believe any of it, but it
Speaker 2: was very nice, very nice. Is she considering this on
Speaker 2: this trip? Should they get her in right away?
Speaker 1: I feel like something because she said she had done
Speaker 1: all the consultation on the phone. Okay, And I saw
Speaker 1: recently some influencer was like, go with me to Turkey
Speaker 1: when I get my Tammy tack and my BBL. You know,
Speaker 1: it was one of those thank god, whose girl Wow?
Speaker 1: The BBL was bbllen Wow. Showed how like she couldn't
Speaker 1: really sit on the airplane. I mean like she can't
Speaker 1: sit directly on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's crazy, that's crazy, so uncomfortable. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it shows her like at her home, like pulling
Speaker 1: your couches apart and laying but with her button in
Speaker 1: the crack stop. She wants to lay on her back,
Speaker 1: but she can't figure out a way to do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It's like if you go to the beach, you have
Speaker 1: to dig a hole for your boobs if you yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, No, that's so right. Because I
Speaker 2: saw one of the YouTube or so I watched, who
Speaker 2: was like transitioning yea, and had had gender affirmation surgery
Speaker 2: and it was like the sleeping was the worst part
Speaker 2: because you can't put pressure on in half anything. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you almost have to set up like a swing
Speaker 2: for yourself to sleep it like yes, stand sex dungeon yea,
Speaker 2: and like so nothing is touching the bottom because it's
Speaker 2: so painful. Yeah, so painful.
Speaker 1: So yeah, this person that I saw that was like,
Speaker 1: let's go to Turkey to get my baby out. And
Speaker 1: then she shows her journey. But when she meets with
Speaker 1: the doctor, she goes and I mean with the doctor too,
Speaker 1: you confirm everything we had talked about online and confirm
Speaker 1: the price. Blah blah blah. Shows are shining off the documents.
Speaker 1: She goes to their hotel that night and then they
Speaker 1: pick her up the next morning, take her there, get
Speaker 1: her back. At the hotel. She has a nurse like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well you're not going through insurance, right, so
Speaker 2: just seven thousand dollars. It's just yeah, exactly, so there's
Speaker 2: none of that paper, red tape that you have to
Speaker 2: go through. It's crazy because time is Laura get off
Speaker 2: work as a teacher, is she.
Speaker 1: Well, she's he's gonna do it in the summer.
Speaker 2: Oh is it summertime?
Speaker 1: She's just gonna go like she's going to visit him
Speaker 1: now maybe it's spring break. And then she's got the
Speaker 1: surgery for the summer, which she could like have the
Speaker 1: whole time to After three weeks she can go back
Speaker 1: to the gym lightly and then another three weeks he's healed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy, crazy. So you said I think we
Speaker 2: should go together. Yeah, you don't take any time off
Speaker 2: the podcast, so you're gonna be recording there.
Speaker 1: I'll do it for this research. And by the way,
Speaker 1: right off, so the doctor had she says she loves
Speaker 1: how supportive he is, and she's starting to get reassurance
Speaker 1: that yeah, he does love her, and she can't believe
Speaker 1: what he's saying.
Speaker 2: Okay, girl, let's see if you bone first. That's what
Speaker 2: I want to know about.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go to Forrest and sheener again. In the Philippines,
Speaker 1: they are sweat They had to have filmed this in
Speaker 1: different times of the year between who are the other
Speaker 1: people in the Philippines.
Speaker 2: I kind of was hoping there'd be a Philippines.
Speaker 1: Meet up. No, Alna is not sweating as bad as
Speaker 1: they are.
Speaker 2: No, she's not.
Speaker 1: No, so M's been a different times.
Speaker 2: She's also quite a bit smaller than all of them are.
Speaker 1: Well, that's true, that's true. Okay, Forrest and China.
Speaker 2: Chaos just just yeah. They I'm worried about actually about
Speaker 2: their becoming crazier because they are so dehydrated from all
Speaker 2: the sweat that they are losing. They need to be
Speaker 2: drinking some electrolytes because it can make you erratic dehydration.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well they're Once they get that rare round, it's
Speaker 1: going to be all over for both of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. So and Molly will just be the
Speaker 2: only crazy one. So two. Dev is going to have
Speaker 2: to do some work in the bedroom to calm Molly down.
Speaker 2: So does Dev have all his teeth? It's hard to
Speaker 2: tell because he doesn't speak. For your smile very much.
Speaker 1: True, Okay, they have some tragic hats this episode tragic.
Speaker 2: It was a right hilarious. So I will say about
Speaker 2: Forrest and Sena, two people have never been more evenly
Speaker 2: matched in terms of their ability to dance with no
Speaker 2: rhythm in their hero shuts.
Speaker 1: I these two are a perfect couple. I believe in
Speaker 1: their love one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: They're both dancing to different songs in their hero shut
Speaker 2: there's no rhythm whatsoever. That's right, it's great. So they're
Speaker 2: shopping in the market. He's holding up underwear and saying,
Speaker 2: how would this look? And and he's trying on pants
Speaker 2: that don't even go over his butt. And then we
Speaker 2: get an answer to one of my questions, which was
Speaker 2: why is he traveling to the Philippines on a several
Speaker 2: week trip with only a backpack? So Shina told him,
Speaker 2: don't bring a lot of clothes because you can buy
Speaker 2: cheap clothes there. But unfortunately he is six' two or
Speaker 2: six three and is a large, gentleman and people are smaller.
Speaker 2: There And sheena's previous partner was only five to, two
Speaker 2: AND i didn't know she had dating, history SO i
Speaker 2: was very curious to hear about this. Guy who was
Speaker 2: it a? Foreigner was it a? Foreigner did he have
Speaker 2: issues with her? Parents that money? ISSUE i want to.
Speaker 2: Know so he's regretting bringing just a backpack filled with,
Speaker 2: clothes but he did find some banana hammock, underwear that's
Speaker 2: what he calls. It at the, market.
Speaker 1: They bring out a shirt and they go this one
Speaker 1: is FIVE x and it was skin tight on. Him
Speaker 1: now you know he doesn't wear An american FIVE. X
Speaker 1: he probably wears An american TWO. X.
Speaker 2: No and As american ladies will, know if you try
Speaker 2: to buy clothes that are were the Like forever twenty
Speaker 2: one where the models are like preteen pre Adolescent japanese,
Speaker 2: girls it's you're not fitting and it's. Horrible. Uh so he's.
Speaker 2: EXCITED i hope that wasn't. Racist that's not, racist, Right,
Speaker 2: NO i got what you were.
Speaker 1: Saying these gorgeous little tiny girls and they're not size there.
Speaker 2: Though who they cut the clothes, for and that's not fitting.
Speaker 2: Us so he, also if you are living In japan
Speaker 2: and are not a tiny, GIRL i would imagine that
Speaker 2: is very hard as, well because that's the standard there
Speaker 2: and you're not fitting. It that has to be really rough.
Speaker 1: TOO i agree with all.
Speaker 2: That it's like men on In, fan. Right so he's
Speaker 2: excited to have alone time with her because things With
Speaker 2: mom And dev haven't been all rose petals and. Unicorns
Speaker 2: some of these expressions he clearly got From mollie and Make.
Speaker 2: Right so he wants to cut. Her she now off
Speaker 2: from her parents, completely and she, says, well you can
Speaker 2: talk to them and just say we don't have money
Speaker 2: to give you. Anymore she, Said but we can't just
Speaker 2: be rude to my parents because you also need to
Speaker 2: get permission to marry, me because in my, culture the
Speaker 2: parents need to approve even Though i'm almost forty years
Speaker 2: old and a. Veterinarian and he, SAID i didn't know.
Speaker 2: This you didn't tell me you NEEDED i needed. Permission
Speaker 2: so NOW i have to tell, them a you're cut,
Speaker 2: Off i'm taking you. Away i'm we're not giving any
Speaker 2: money to. You we hate. You but, also will you
Speaker 2: give me permission to marry your? Daughter so that's gonna be.
Speaker 2: Challenging probably shouldn't do that in that. Order, yeah, exactly reverse. It,
Speaker 2: Yeah so she thinks they should go see her parents
Speaker 2: Without molly And dev Because molly might cause a lot of,
Speaker 2: commotion and he knows that this is gonna make things
Speaker 2: worse When molly hears, this because she's already doesn't is not, trusting.
Speaker 2: Sheena so then the four of them With dev are
Speaker 2: driving around And sheina, says this is the strip club,
Speaker 2: area And molly, says, oh we're gonna have to go
Speaker 2: and check that. Out kids all together as a, family
Speaker 2: like we did at the sex. Chef it's totally. Fine so.
Speaker 2: Strange he, Says, OH i don't need. THAT i just
Speaker 2: need my, sheena And molly, says, Well, forrest it's about
Speaker 2: observing new. Things it's seeing new. Experiences the human body is.
Speaker 2: Beautiful and then what is wrong with? Her what Is
Speaker 2: she's she in love with? Him like it's very. Strange
Speaker 2: she's giving him a sex ed, course like like he
Speaker 2: is in fifth grade every single.
Speaker 1: Day he said he does not want to go to
Speaker 1: a strip, club and she's, like what's?
Speaker 2: Wrong is he? Weirdo, Yeah kat, go and Then dev
Speaker 2: GOES i used to go all the time WHEN i
Speaker 2: worked construction in The states because they served the best.
Speaker 2: Hamburgers monday was Amateur. Day, Wait i'm sure that was
Speaker 2: a Great that's where they had the dancer with the
Speaker 2: knee brace. On so can't you just See, dev.
Speaker 1: It was your day for it only heard the burger.
Speaker 2: Bar monday was Amateur.
Speaker 1: Day oh, god that's.
Speaker 2: Funny, Okay So i'm Seeing i'm Picturing dev like not
Speaker 2: even looking at the, stage just eating A.
Speaker 1: Hambergers this burger is the best One i've ever, Had yes.
Speaker 2: Burger so she knows showing them another historical, site And molly,
Speaker 2: SAYS i just love history because history repeats. Itself did
Speaker 2: you make that, Up?
Speaker 1: Molly?
Speaker 2: Mollie AS i like to, say if you don't learn from,
Speaker 2: history you're doomed to repeat. It that's WHAT i always, Say.
Speaker 1: Mollie Peggy, Hill mollie is really a piece of. Work
Speaker 1: she's getting weirder and weirder at the hotter and sweatier she.
Speaker 1: Gets maybe she needs some.
Speaker 2: ELECTROLYTES i, Seriously i'm. Concerned So forrest, SAYS i Know
Speaker 2: molly isn't gonna like what we have to tell, her
Speaker 2: and she's gonna think that she and his parents are
Speaker 2: trying to open up my brain and just brainwash. Me.
Speaker 2: Okay so they do go to this historical site and
Speaker 2: they love, it And molly she is, LIKE i just
Speaker 2: love learning about. History sometimes dev AND i will look
Speaker 2: at a rock and will, say imagine what this rock has.
Speaker 2: Seen it just blows my.
Speaker 1: Mind, okay talk to my father in. Law he's a.
Speaker 1: Geologist he would like to talk to you about.
Speaker 2: That for. Days it just doesn't what a rockacy for? Days,
Speaker 2: Yeah So mollie tells us THAT i Think mollie is
Speaker 2: trying to be the opposite of some of The americans
Speaker 2: on this show who don't appreciate the culture when they
Speaker 2: go and don't want to learn and don't want to
Speaker 2: taste the. Cuisine she's just there to learn and like
Speaker 2: be it in the natural.
Speaker 1: Habitat she wants to learn about those strip clubs and foreign. Lands, yeah, right, right.
Speaker 2: Right So mollie tells us That sina is being a
Speaker 2: great tour, guide but she doesn't go regret going so
Speaker 2: hard On shina the other. Night she, SAYS i want
Speaker 2: to believe she has good, intentions BUT i think there's
Speaker 2: more going. On we all. Do so then they buy
Speaker 2: these stupid tourist. Hats so they buy a cowboy hat
Speaker 2: For forrest for some. Reason why that looks like he's
Speaker 2: in toy? Story, yes why are They this is a
Speaker 2: tourist stand that is selling different hats from different, CULTURES i.
Speaker 2: Guess and then they buy one of the AND i
Speaker 2: do not know what you'd call. It it's like a
Speaker 2: triangle a cone, shape like wicker for like if you're
Speaker 2: out in the. Fields, yes, yes, yes so they buy
Speaker 2: one of. Those seems kind of culturally, insensitive but WHAT i,
Speaker 2: Did but, okay they if they were selling it at
Speaker 2: the tourists, stand and they bought, it and at some
Speaker 2: point she's wearing, It, molly and then at some Points
Speaker 2: dev is wearing. It so they're just like trading between
Speaker 2: them four two.
Speaker 1: Hats so they got, four, yes a big boy. Hat
Speaker 1: it literally looked like it was for a fourteen year.
Speaker 2: OLD i mean. Yeah So mollie tells she know she
Speaker 2: didn't realize how beautiful The philippines. Was were The philippines.
Speaker 2: Was it's hard because it has an s at the,
Speaker 2: end but it's a. Country how beautiful The philippines is
Speaker 2: Is let's go with is.
Speaker 1: Because if you Said, SWEDEN i didn't know how Beautiful
Speaker 1: sweden is.
Speaker 2: Is so she still wants to talk to her parents
Speaker 2: about the, issues And forrest, says, well speaking of that great, Segue,
Speaker 2: Mom sheena AND i decided that we should go there
Speaker 2: first and you And dev will come the next. Day
Speaker 2: And molly, says he says it very, calmly and that
Speaker 2: should have been. It mollie does not like. This she,
Speaker 2: says if they are able to Manipulate, sheena who knows
Speaker 2: what they'll do to my precious baby Boy. Forest they're
Speaker 2: totally he's very. Manipulative for, ble he's easy to.
Speaker 1: Manipulate and one, day in one day before they, arrive they.
Speaker 2: Will have recruited him into their, cult and they will
Speaker 2: have him working for them and giving all of their,
Speaker 2: money and he'll be wearing some sort of cultish outfit
Speaker 2: and will have shaved his head and gotten a nexium.
Speaker 2: TATTOO i don't know what she thinks is going to
Speaker 2: happen in one. Day, yeah, okay But mollie, says what
Speaker 2: if we come and we go in and we say,
Speaker 2: hi thank, you nice to meet, you and we don't
Speaker 2: start screaming or. Anything what if? That what about?
Speaker 1: That that's how you should behave, Anyway?
Speaker 2: Molly, Anyway, god so you are guests in these people's.
Speaker 2: Country you have already screamed at the. Market you're now
Speaker 2: going to scream in the. Garden So forrest, says we
Speaker 2: do want you, there but we want you to be
Speaker 2: there the next. Day we can talk pink fairy. Dust,
Speaker 2: well he, says we can talk pink fairy, dust but
Speaker 2: we know. YOU i think he's, saying, like we can
Speaker 2: talk about rainbows and unicorns and things that don't, exist both,
Speaker 2: Exist but you know What i'm, saying we can talk
Speaker 2: dragons and, unicorns but we know that you are a
Speaker 2: hardcore person and you are going to be looking at
Speaker 2: their faults and you are going to cause a. Scene
Speaker 2: so immediately we can talk in, hypotheticals but you are
Speaker 2: going to embarrass, us and you need to treat me
Speaker 2: like an, adult and you need to trust, me and
Speaker 2: you need to Trust. Sheena And molly, says, WELL i
Speaker 2: don't Trust sina, yet And i'm starting to not trust
Speaker 2: you right now. Either. Forrest Good. God So molly, SAYS
Speaker 2: i SWEAR i won't speak out of turn with your,
Speaker 2: parents And forrest, SAYS i don't believe, you and we
Speaker 2: can't blow this with. Them this is our one. Chance
Speaker 2: we're meeting them for the first. Time And molly, says your, parents,
Speaker 2: shea are going to manipulate you In, forrest And sheina,
Speaker 2: says my parents aren't bad people and it's just been a. Misunderstanding, okay, What,
Speaker 2: no she lost me, there you lost. ME i think
Speaker 2: she is.
Speaker 1: Crying, YEAH i think she needs to, explain, like, look
Speaker 1: in my, culture he has to get the approval to marry,
Speaker 1: me and once we get that, going and they see
Speaker 1: him as my, husband then we can't explain that we're going.
Speaker 2: To The United, states and da da da. DA i,
Speaker 2: mean BUT i think.
Speaker 1: That no matter, what even if they are horrible, people
Speaker 1: she still has to ask for the blessing or they
Speaker 1: will not allow her to get. Married and even.
Speaker 2: Though she's, forty she has to follow these cultural. Norms
Speaker 2: and then does she have to still keep kissing up
Speaker 2: to them until they actually get, married because could they
Speaker 2: rescind their?
Speaker 1: BLESSING i think they should get, married like right, away right,
Speaker 1: away to get the parents' blessing and get married right,
Speaker 1: away and then he can be, like now you stay
Speaker 1: with me or you know. Whatever again now they rent
Speaker 1: at your, house you, know.
Speaker 2: Right but then she's still not going to be able
Speaker 2: to come right over because it'll be the spousal visa
Speaker 2: that can take a, while so she's still to be
Speaker 2: working there and they're still gonna want her. Money so,
Speaker 2: YEAH i, Know i'm dying to meet these parents to get.
Speaker 2: Away yeah, yes, Yeah oh that's a great. Idea. Yeah
Speaker 2: so because we don't Trust sheena to translate, correctly so
Speaker 2: they're just they're, fine they're good. People And molly, says,
Speaker 2: oh the story changes, again yesterday we were eating soup and,
Speaker 2: sweating and you were crying and saying that they threatened
Speaker 2: you to throw you out in the, street and they
Speaker 2: called you names and you were scared of. Them and
Speaker 2: now all of a, sudden they're great. People And molly,
Speaker 2: SAYS i don't know if this is something you're involved.
Speaker 2: With you're involved in this like it's a big. Scam
Speaker 2: this is a perfect. Setup your parents don't want you
Speaker 2: to leave so because they want your, money so they'll
Speaker 2: Get forrest to move. Here then they'll get twice as
Speaker 2: much money and from you And sheena and no, Way
Speaker 2: And sina, goes, no we would never do. THAT i
Speaker 2: Love forest AND i would never you. KNOW i don't
Speaker 2: want him to be taken advantage. Of And molly, says
Speaker 2: this could all be a con And forrest, says, mom right,
Speaker 2: now you're proving my. POINT i asked you for one
Speaker 2: day to meet them without, you and look where this
Speaker 2: conversation is. Gone you're screaming that this is a con
Speaker 2: in a garden with a stupid hat, on and people
Speaker 2: are staring at. Us so he, SAID i brought my
Speaker 2: mom here to support. Me she makes everything so much
Speaker 2: worse And forrest, Says, mom it's one, day And molly,
Speaker 2: Says i'm not upset now about the one day. Anymore
Speaker 2: i'm upset because you don't trust. Me i've done everything for, You,
Speaker 2: forrest And forest SAYS i. DID i trusted you enough
Speaker 2: to bring you. HERE i, mean remember how embarrassing you
Speaker 2: were on the. AIRPLANE i tolerated that you lost your,
Speaker 2: everyone you lost your passport taking.
Speaker 1: Photos look out the, window wheels.
Speaker 2: Are going, up And molly says to, US i blow
Speaker 2: up Because i'm trying to protect, him and he's taken
Speaker 2: that protection and made it a. Problem And i'm not
Speaker 2: gonna be anyone's. Problem so she tells, him if you
Speaker 2: guys want to handle this on your, own go for.
Speaker 2: It you're gonna be snookered before you know what's.
Speaker 1: Happened i'm surprised she didn't, go you're gonna get it
Speaker 1: off there around from.
Speaker 2: The pole there and ben you over and so she says.
Speaker 2: This the producer, goes did this conversation go the way
Speaker 2: you hoped it? Would and she, goes, YEAH i think
Speaker 2: it's for the best That molly's not. Coming, yeah they.
Speaker 1: TRIED i felt like that the production was trying to
Speaker 1: make her little look a little sinister there when they
Speaker 1: said did this go the way you thought it? Would
Speaker 1: and she was like, yes like it's all according to
Speaker 1: be then.
Speaker 2: And in the opposite we all saw How molly. Behaved
Speaker 2: so it is for the best That molly's not coming
Speaker 2: totally think. Totally, Yeah and she needs to have some
Speaker 2: faith In forest that HE'S i, know he's been scammed
Speaker 2: before by the woman In indonesia and, Yeah sheina has
Speaker 2: done this several, times and so it's been a lot of.
Speaker 2: Shadiness but it's one, DAY i, Think, YEAH i think
Speaker 2: he can handle himself for one day and not sign
Speaker 2: over his life, savings of which he has none because
Speaker 2: he is unemployed. Too so let's stop asking acting Like
Speaker 2: forrest is the best prize. Here, yeah she is has
Speaker 2: is a, DOCTOR.
Speaker 1: I, KNOW i, know and hopefully that would translate over
Speaker 1: and she could be a doctor in The, states BUT
Speaker 1: i don't. Know at the very, least she could work
Speaker 1: work in A venerian, office you, know.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah and work on getting certified, Here yeah for.
Speaker 1: Sure, Okay lisa And, daniel oh, god, okay here we.
Speaker 1: Go Everybody gerda. Wins so they're. Girded she is on
Speaker 1: the plane. Check oh my, god my titties are hurting
Speaker 1: Because i've been a strapless bra traveling for two days
Speaker 1: and a strapless.
Speaker 2: Bra why did you wear a strapless?
Speaker 1: Bra you're just proving how much of an idiot you.
Speaker 2: Are we already.
Speaker 1: Knew what are you? Doing you're traveling for two, days
Speaker 1: But i'm a sports. Bra what are you?
Speaker 2: Doing what's wrong with? You, okay there is something wrong with.
Speaker 2: Her people On reddit are.
Speaker 1: Theorizing, yeah so talking to, it she, Says i'm so
Speaker 1: nervous to see, him and also to tell him That
Speaker 1: i'm still married to a, woman which is against his,
Speaker 1: culture and also That i've been with women for twenty
Speaker 1: one years And i'm not even. Divorced and SO i
Speaker 1: want to marry, him BUT i Promise FAITH i won't marry.
Speaker 1: Him BUT i can't tell him everything right. AWAY i
Speaker 1: gotta get comfortable, first change your.
Speaker 2: Bra that'll be the.
Speaker 1: First So daniel's at the hotel where they're going to.
Speaker 1: Stay he's so excited and, happy he. Says he says
Speaker 1: his hometown are, weary WHICH i don't know If i'm
Speaker 1: saying it, right is a dangerous place for lots of,
Speaker 1: shootings so they're gonna stay in lock.
Speaker 2: Ups, GOD i.
Speaker 1: Know so he says he can't wait Something. America, WELL
Speaker 1: i mean she'll be used to. It he he can't
Speaker 1: wait to kiss, her and he has the surprise for
Speaker 1: her at the. Airport always been so eager to meet.
Speaker 1: Her she is the love of his, life the love
Speaker 1: of his, heart the love of his.
Speaker 2: Love. Wow, wow he should be. It he should write
Speaker 2: songs For oosman and Uh.
Speaker 1: Stig he could write romeance novels For. Laura, yeah For.
Speaker 2: Laura, yeah he could write poetry For. Osama Oh.
Speaker 1: Sama so the plane lands and she's like who she
Speaker 1: cries on the. Plane so she's, like oh my, GOD
Speaker 1: i didn't sleep on the. Plane and it's so hot,
Speaker 1: here and she's doing like a horror bath in the.
Speaker 1: Bathroom she's like washing her, pits her. Undercarriage she's doing
Speaker 1: the whole.
Speaker 2: Thing there are some things that don't have to be said.
Speaker 1: Horsebath you you.
Speaker 2: Know, her she literally is talking about each body.
Speaker 1: PART i, Know charlie said titties or sweating on the.
Speaker 2: Plane she, said she said crotch or kouchi or. Something
Speaker 2: and she doesn't want to smell there she want to
Speaker 2: smell in her under. Regions, no, no nobody. Does but
Speaker 2: there are things you don't have to. Say, ALSO i
Speaker 2: do think that this was a private bath, area like
Speaker 2: maybe a handicap. Stall. Yeah she had brought out a makeup,
Speaker 2: light like, yes, yeah, yeah, Yeah SO i hope she
Speaker 2: wasn't doing this where other ladies are coming to like
Speaker 2: try to wash their. Hands and she's rubbing her.
Speaker 1: Coop, she's let me see this paper. DOWN i gotta
Speaker 1: rub my, cooe excuse. Me and so she's doing her
Speaker 1: makeup and she's putting on that fucking sweaty wig AND
Speaker 1: i was just so hot looking at, her but that wig,
Speaker 1: on and she, goes you, Know i'm not gonna be
Speaker 1: able to hide my. Age it's so sweaty and hot.
Speaker 1: Here and WHEN i talk to him USUALLY i get
Speaker 1: the best ankles and the best. Filters he's gonna be
Speaker 1: able to see all my bags and my. Wrinkles and
Speaker 1: so she this is why you shouldn't use the.
Speaker 2: Filters don't you just show them what it's like so
Speaker 2: you don't to see a look of disappointment in their
Speaker 2: face when they first meet. You nothing's worse than that.
Speaker 2: Crestfallen uh, oh there they, Are, YES.
Speaker 1: I guess that's. Them and she says she worries she
Speaker 1: can't keep her promise To faith and she worries he's
Speaker 1: going to reject. Her, well don't, worry. Girl so there
Speaker 1: he is standing there with his, flowers and he says
Speaker 1: he's very. Nervous she comes out AND i WAS i
Speaker 1: started to write she runs into his, arms but actually
Speaker 1: he ran into her, ARMS i, Know.
Speaker 2: Shanning and the.
Speaker 1: Music is like, ooh like a like a, swelling epic
Speaker 1: love story music.
Speaker 2: LIKE la thought her romance with your totally and they
Speaker 2: just start making out like crazy close up tongues of.
Speaker 2: Flutter it was that clip THAT i showed you once
Speaker 2: of the two virgins on that on that reality show
Speaker 2: where they were kissing for the first time at the
Speaker 2: altar and the face eating and the. TONGUES i. GAGGED
Speaker 2: i could taste this. Kiss it was so.
Speaker 1: Disgusting we didn't see her brush your teeth in the,
Speaker 1: bathroom but we hope she.
Speaker 2: Did she did everything.
Speaker 1: Else and so they're making out and she's pushing, away
Speaker 1: going let me look at, you let me look at,
Speaker 1: you and he, says, oh you are so beautiful and
Speaker 1: there's no, no, no, no. Mam they just make out some.
Speaker 1: More it is tongues flying.
Speaker 2: EVERYWHERE i was. SHY i was hoping for a nice
Speaker 2: and Restrained she is seventy percent okay for. Me that's
Speaker 2: WHAT i was hoping for.
Speaker 1: Me, TOO a little little.
Speaker 2: Peck it was actually, nice but gross BECAUSE i didn't
Speaker 2: want to see. It but LIKE i was. SHOCKED i
Speaker 2: don't even. Know I'm i'm my flabbers were. GUESTED i
Speaker 2: don't even.
Speaker 1: Know, yeah, Yeah so in The Talking, heads she, goes
Speaker 1: my heart exploded WHEN i saw. Him he devoured. Me
Speaker 1: and he, says and when we get to the, room
Speaker 1: MAYBE i will chew.
Speaker 2: You she's, like you're so, bad you stop.
Speaker 1: It and they both cry and they hug and he's
Speaker 1: crying because he says he's so. Happy he was crying for?
Speaker 1: Real is it because he just wants to go To
Speaker 1: america so? Bad he's, like FINALLY i got, one right?
Speaker 2: Right or Because god and his. Mom we still can't
Speaker 2: get a handle on if it Was god or his
Speaker 2: mom who had this prophecy that he was going to
Speaker 2: marry this white woman who was, older.
Speaker 1: Right, right, right right, Right.
Speaker 2: But then like why is he waking her wear wigs
Speaker 2: and doesn't you know then it's not making.
Speaker 1: HER i think he just SAID i really like you
Speaker 1: better with that long, hair and instead of getting, it
Speaker 1: ran with.
Speaker 2: It.
Speaker 1: Yeah so in the talking head he says she's more
Speaker 1: gorgeous THAN i, thought and she is more beautiful than the.
Speaker 2: Flowers and she's.
Speaker 1: Like, no look at.
Speaker 2: Me i'm a.
Speaker 1: Mess i'm a, mess and he, goes, no you are an,
Speaker 1: irresistible beautiful. Angel so they grab the luggage and they head.
Speaker 1: Out when they go, out there's like a like a
Speaker 1: little mini parade right in front of the. Door there's
Speaker 1: like musicians and people, dancing and she's, like look at.
Speaker 2: This oh, baby did you do this for?
Speaker 1: Me and then they kind of danced a little side to,
Speaker 1: side and then that's not that.
Speaker 2: They were just there like at the. AIRPORT i honestly
Speaker 2: didn't think he did it for, Her but then he
Speaker 2: did do it for. Her he was. Shocked that was really.
Speaker 1: Sweet so then she, Tries she's, like let me see
Speaker 1: IF i could dance with the.
Speaker 2: Day let me, say, OKAY i could do.
Speaker 1: It you do like This roger. Rabbit she's trying to.
Speaker 1: Dance it's JUST i just finally know this is, Beyond,
Speaker 1: LIKE i, kid.
Speaker 2: What she needs to Join forrest And sheena in some dance,
Speaker 2: lessons just get right behind him and just.
Speaker 1: Yeah so in the talking, head she, goes he set
Speaker 1: this up for?
Speaker 2: Me what the hell is going? On this is?
Speaker 1: Nuts So i'm. Talking daddy, SAYS i wanted to welcome
Speaker 1: her like a. QUEEN i love how she is dancing
Speaker 1: and she is, laughing AND i am so sure about
Speaker 1: her in this moment forty seven seconds after we first, met.
Speaker 2: Talk about a parallel From zena and what's his face
Speaker 2: ON uk and whenever she would dance he was disgusted
Speaker 2: and what it?
Speaker 1: Was?
Speaker 2: Embarrassed, yes and he's, LIKE i love watching her. Smile,
Speaker 2: also can we talk about the two dancers in. Front
Speaker 2: there's a male dancer and a female. Dancer the. Female
Speaker 2: the male dancer is giving it one hundred and ten.
Speaker 2: Percent the female dancer is giving like ninety two point five.
Speaker 2: Percent BUT i love because she's just not full out
Speaker 2: all the way BECAUSE i think she's, like this is
Speaker 2: the Lady i'm dancing. For BUT i loved, It like
Speaker 2: that's the Energy i'm bringing into twenty twenty. Six like
Speaker 2: ninety two point five is. Plenty, yeah that's good. ENOUGH i.
Speaker 1: Think also probably they had to film it like more than.
Speaker 2: Once, yes and it's one thousand.
Speaker 1: Degrees and she's, like all, RIGHT i only got paid
Speaker 1: to do this dance one.
Speaker 2: Time. Yeah so she's.
Speaker 1: Like thank you for all the dancers and, stuff and
Speaker 1: he brings out a diamond shaped ring box with a
Speaker 1: diamond ring in it that looked, pretty gets on one
Speaker 1: dy and, says will you marry?
Speaker 2: Me oh, god this is Why. Faith you should have
Speaker 2: come with her and gotten the conservator ship paper.
Speaker 1: Shop faith would have smacked that out of the. Hand
Speaker 1: get back into the, airport we're.
Speaker 2: Leaving, yeah done the, Reverse pretty woman close to the
Speaker 2: jewelry box been thrown.
Speaker 1: It, okay next time one.
Speaker 2: Wait i'm sorry but. YOU i was kept waiting for
Speaker 2: you to say one thing that WHAT i, said which
Speaker 2: WAS i can't believe this is finally coming to.
Speaker 1: Fruitation, ah, Oh i'm SORRY i missed that that.
Speaker 2: Tracks, yeah, yeah bless.
Speaker 1: Her so next time On aviva goes With stig to the.
Speaker 1: Studio he's singing her song forgot about them, TOO.
Speaker 2: I totally forgot about that Man Rick.
Speaker 1: Forrest and she now go to see the family to
Speaker 1: get the, blessing and they're like getting on the bus or,
Speaker 1: whatever and she, says my parents are going to ask
Speaker 1: about your. Career and it goes and she, goes you're
Speaker 1: an adult and you can find a. Job you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to be a. Man in the talking, head she, Says,
Speaker 1: Honestly i'm frustrated because he hasn't saved anything for our.
Speaker 2: Future. YEAH i don't know what his disability, is BUT
Speaker 2: i think he could have a. JOB i really. Think
Speaker 2: but he.
Speaker 1: HAD i thought he said he changed his work schedule
Speaker 1: to work when she's.
Speaker 2: Working, yeah so maybe he was doing something part. Time but.
Speaker 1: Yeah in the, Room lisa Tells, DANIEL i have. Condoms
Speaker 1: now you go. Shower i'm, like, girl you're the one
Speaker 1: that needs to. Shower what are you talking? About, seriously
Speaker 1: hopefully she was going next and her talking to, You she,
Speaker 1: goes it's been twenty one years SINCE i was with a,
Speaker 1: man and what IF i want it and he doesn't want.
Speaker 1: IT i Think i'm having a panic, attack BUT i
Speaker 1: think he does want. It he ate your face in the, AIRPORT.
Speaker 2: I, know but remember from the big, preview from the
Speaker 2: beginning of the. Season uh, huh he do you? Remember,
Speaker 2: no they're in bed and she, says let's talk about
Speaker 2: what happened last. Night it wasn't fully up. Up, yeah
Speaker 2: were you not into?
Speaker 1: It that's, right that's, Right, okay all. Right maybe he
Speaker 1: has a retail, dysfunction that's why he can't find a
Speaker 1: woman close, by, right or he's not into, it yeah.
Speaker 2: Huh and he's just the best actor we've ever seen
Speaker 2: on the.
Speaker 1: Show maybe he was into that kissing. Though, okay methema? Actor,
Speaker 1: Right emma And. ZEA i meet with some of his
Speaker 1: friends and she, goes, yeah WHEN i met, him he
Speaker 1: called me his wife in the first ten. Minutes and
Speaker 1: they say to, her you want to get? Married and
Speaker 1: she goes. Yeah and they look at him and they,
Speaker 1: go you think she's fit for you as a. Wife,
Speaker 1: Oh and he says to them, yeah and.
Speaker 2: She lie about.
Speaker 1: Something uh uh, Huh and they're, like did you Talk
Speaker 1: are you talking About? Mohammed because he just said he
Speaker 1: was dating a girl that looked just like.
Speaker 2: This she has a wig with The teresa jud nice hair,
Speaker 2: hairline and she wears such an appropriate clothes to our
Speaker 2: country and talks like A, kardashian but she's not A.
Speaker 2: Kardashian got would be the same girl forty because the
Speaker 2: injections in her, face, yeah.
Speaker 1: Weird so it's a.
Speaker 2: Twin it looks.
Speaker 1: Better jovon And annalyin are like getting massages or, something
Speaker 1: and he, says, LOOK i didn't like it when you
Speaker 1: called my. Sister you know you are a little bit.
Speaker 1: Unhinged and she she gets.
Speaker 2: Up he, goes you're.
Speaker 1: Done she, Goes i'm done with this conversation and walks.
Speaker 1: OUT i was, like, yes, girl you tell.
Speaker 2: Me oh.
Speaker 1: Girl rick And tricia forgot about. Them here they are
Speaker 1: they week, no.
Speaker 2: Okay so they have been gone for two weeks in a.
Speaker 1: Row rickatricia talk and he, goes you've been holding this
Speaker 1: secret and he, says, NOW i think her ghosting me
Speaker 1: did have something to do with her. Ex and she tells.
Speaker 1: Him they're eating and he's and she, says he is
Speaker 1: trying to get me back.
Speaker 2: THE. X so what he's doing is trying to make
Speaker 2: this whole thing her. Fault he's trying so hard to
Speaker 2: prove that something bad happened during those five days to
Speaker 2: make it okay that he flew to a literal other
Speaker 2: country to bang his ex for a.
Speaker 1: Week, right and even when he knew she wasn't ghosting,
Speaker 1: him he, continues.
Speaker 2: She was talking to. Him, again he kept, it you're, right,
Speaker 2: yeah so he is doing some manipulative fuck boy behavior
Speaker 2: THAT i hate.
Speaker 1: Totally Beer can is Telling, Laura, yeah he's fifty.
Speaker 2: Two he's a funk.
Speaker 1: Man Beer can is Telling, laura you, KNOW i had
Speaker 1: a hard. TIME i could not find a job in
Speaker 1: his Denbul so with all my, Debts i'm. Broke and she, goes, huh,
Speaker 1: well how much is your? Debt and he, goes, WELL
Speaker 1: i don't want to give you a heart. Attack and
Speaker 1: then when they see her, face she looks. Stunned so
Speaker 1: let's predict what it's going to.
Speaker 2: Be oh, Geez, okay nothing will ever Beat. ASHLEY'S i
Speaker 2: mean that wasn't exactly. Dead it was student, loans but
Speaker 2: that was one hundred thousand that she did not Tell manuel.
Speaker 1: About, okay so he's twenty, Six so let's she go to.
Speaker 1: SCHOOL i don't, know and we don't know when profess
Speaker 1: if he was a professional soccer player from like age
Speaker 1: eighteen to twenty, one and he's had five years to
Speaker 1: accumulate this debt because he couldn't get a.
Speaker 2: Job he's A i don't think it's going to be that.
Speaker 2: MUCH i think it's going to be like twenty.
Speaker 1: Five, okay you're saying twenty, Five i'm going to say. Fifteen,
Speaker 1: okay fifteen is What i'm going to.
Speaker 2: Say, yeah BUT i mean for someone that age and
Speaker 2: it's not student, loan that is a, lot especially if
Speaker 2: he did legitimately have this good job being a pro.
Speaker 2: Athlete he still don't know how legitimate that was and
Speaker 2: was it playing at THE.
Speaker 1: Ymca but he's, OKAY i Think i'm Gonna i'm Gonna,
Speaker 1: okay you say twenty, FIVE i Think i'm gonna say thirty,
Speaker 1: five because now That i'm thinking about, it he did
Speaker 1: say he invested in a lot of.
Speaker 2: Businesses, oh you're, Right you're absolutely. Right He's luke Of
Speaker 2: luke And madeleine.
Speaker 1: Right without the gold, sunglasses, Right uh.
Speaker 2: Huh maybe he invested In luke's business of the.
Speaker 1: Sunglasses maybe he thinks he's gonna invest in one of
Speaker 1: the villas at the property on top of that. Mountain m. Hmm, okay,
Speaker 1: well either, WAY i think it's not gonna be like
Speaker 1: five hundred, thousand like something just so. OUTRAGEOUS i think
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a pretty substantial, number but something. Manageable
Speaker 1: if he came to The states to live with, her
Speaker 1: she could help him pay it off with her fifth
Speaker 1: grade teacher.
Speaker 2: Salary, yeah she's we pay teachers great in this. Country
Speaker 2: where does she live? Again she lives In maybe she
Speaker 2: could sell one of her romance.
Speaker 1: Novels she lives In, Vancouver. Washington maybe she's making ten
Speaker 1: thousand dollars off the show and she can.
Speaker 2: Help you, Know, oh the foreigner doesn't get.
Speaker 1: Paid they pay double to The, american and The american
Speaker 1: is supposed to pay the.
Speaker 2: Foreigner, okay but it's all like a trust. Thing they're
Speaker 2: just gonna we're doing in good faith that you're going
Speaker 2: to give this to the other.
Speaker 1: Person you know WHAT i need to. DO i need
Speaker 1: to Ask emily Of emily And. Kobe, yeah Because i'm
Speaker 1: just trying to tell, You i'm trying to think of my.
Speaker 1: Mind who would tell? ME i think anybody would tell
Speaker 1: me THAT i, asked but she, would she would, know
Speaker 1: she would. Know still haven't heard back From veronica since
Speaker 1: the whole situation that happened In, december so, YEAH i
Speaker 1: hope she's, Okay, okay, everybody that's. It that's our, show
Speaker 1: and we are covering ninety day the other. Way that
Speaker 1: is On friday's. Episode, YES i know it's very far
Speaker 1: from when it, airs BUT i always put it On.
Speaker 1: Friday it's a little something for your. Weekend and, again
Speaker 1: sixty Days in is about to, end And i'll be
Speaker 1: going back to love during lock up and also next
Speaker 1: WEEK i will have On Ace fanning To Be talking
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Speaker 1: Week i'm going to have a rerun On.
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Speaker 1: rebels win and maybe be in the top two to
Speaker 1: become the national. Champion wow wow wow. WOW i will,
Speaker 1: say there's a funny thing going. Around so you know
Speaker 1: our coach that, left everybody hates him, now, yeah people,
Speaker 1: Are and then nobody expected us to go this, far you,
Speaker 1: know to, win to go further in The National, championship
Speaker 1: and people were putting up means of Lane kiffin has
Speaker 1: just been appointed president Of.
Speaker 2: Venezuela you just volunteered for the job because he could do.
Speaker 1: Anything, yeah it's fine, anyway, Guys i'm following. It i'm so.
Speaker 1: SPORTY i was just so. SPORTY i.
Speaker 2: Know i'm just. SHOCKED i don't even know who you.
Speaker 2: Are this IS i don't know what to talk to you.
Speaker 2: ABOUT i can't make any jokes BECAUSE i don't know
Speaker 2: anything about, FOOTBALL.
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Speaker 2: Sharks it feels very close to Like i'm about to
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Speaker 2: Sharks the joke is.
Speaker 1: We're almost, rebels, Right and then our mascot was later
Speaker 1: said to be. PROBLEMATIC i can't, imagine, OKAY i am From, mississippi.
Speaker 1: Guys and then they tried to make this whole Black bears,
Speaker 1: happen the almost black, bears, okay but it never, stuck
Speaker 1: and there was like a black bear on the sideline of.
Speaker 2: Stuff. People, no we don't like, you we don't like.
Speaker 2: You we're almost.
Speaker 1: Rubble, no matter, what we're still almost, rubbels but we
Speaker 1: don't have like a. Mascot so somewhere along the, line
Speaker 1: somebody on the defense of the offense or somebody who
Speaker 1: tackles or somebody who catches unclear started doing whenever a
Speaker 1: good play would. Happen they started doing this like land sharks.
Speaker 1: THING i have no idea, Why like we got you Like, Donna, donna,
Speaker 1: Don't we're coming for, you land, sharks and now we
Speaker 1: are the land we are the. Rebels that's mascot is
Speaker 1: a bear and also a land. Shark it's very. Confusive
Speaker 1: it's like a. Skit it's like a. Skit, Yeah i'll
Speaker 1: see IF i can find the. One that's like comedians
Speaker 1: trying to explain mascots land.
Speaker 2: Sharks from satning it.
Speaker 1: Life, yeah but this is like literally is a person
Speaker 1: dropped ups like a shark and they and they go
Speaker 1: around on the side and then like land. Sharks, yeah it's.
Speaker 2: Crazy did they Know Katy perry's left? Shark do you
Speaker 2: remember Left? Shark?
Speaker 1: Right, also don't forget and watch What Happens. Live they
Speaker 1: have the gay shark that comes out and. DANCES i
Speaker 1: forgot about that. One our mascot looks very similar to.
Speaker 2: That that's. Hilarious it's. HILARIOUS i love. It sow would
Speaker 2: make me go to the. GAME i think you just
Speaker 2: say go revels.
Speaker 1: And then You're. Yeah, anyway guys be watching My instagram
Speaker 1: story and. Whatnot i'll be posting it all my personal
Speaker 1: One Mary paine, two Not Pink shade pod because people
Speaker 1: don't care that. Much. Anyway that's what's happening this, week
Speaker 1: AND i will see all of you next. Week i'll
Speaker 1: be back here With kimberly For before the Ninety. Days
Speaker 1: And toe has got to be winding. Up we got to.
Speaker 2: Be we gotta be heading into a reunion season With,
Speaker 2: toe got? It? Yeah what episode are we on in? Nineteen?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Eighteen, yeah we gotta Be, yeah winding get. Down it's.
Speaker 2: EXCITING i means we'll have something. New, yeah we're gonna
Speaker 2: have some no, Wedding we're gonna have a. Wedding maybe
Speaker 2: they'll Show luke In madeleine's. WEDDING i don't think they get.
Speaker 1: Married she's out there flowing this new.
Speaker 2: Guy, no but they because we saw the picture of.
Speaker 1: Her, yeah BUT i think it's all.
Speaker 2: Fair she's in a wedding.
Speaker 1: DRESS i think she did the photo shoot before the
Speaker 1: wedding doesn't. Happen oh my, god she's out here for
Speaker 1: lon to this new. Guy and then she posted something
Speaker 1: like why did you guys break? Up and she says
Speaker 1: him have a little. Dick.
Speaker 2: Yeah she keeps saying that even though we all saw,
Speaker 2: it we've all seen. It it was and it was. Average.
Speaker 2: Yeah and also you said he was the first guy
Speaker 2: to make. You don't say.
Speaker 1: It don't Say it's completely forgotten about, that so there's
Speaker 1: no reason for you to bring that back.
Speaker 2: Up sorry.
Speaker 1: Girl, okay, everybody make sure you're Following kimberly.
Speaker 2: And katie over on a date With.
Speaker 1: Dateline we are Hoping dateline gives us a new episode
Speaker 1: this week So katie And kimberly can get back to.
Speaker 1: It quit. Slacken yeah, yeah come On. Dateline, yeah come On.
Speaker 1: Dateline you're messing up My friday.
Speaker 2: Nights, okay all.
Speaker 1: Right make sure you're Following kimberly And katie at Date.
Speaker 1: Dateline make sure you're following calling me at The Shade
Speaker 1: pod And i'll see you next.
Speaker 2: Week you Can bye, bye M. M