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<v Speaker 1>You're watching Chewing the Cud with mist Kinsman and Mike,

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<v Speaker 2>So Happy, Sleepy Doc. I can't remember the names of

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<v Speaker 2>the other ones, but if you had kwon, oh hello,

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<v Speaker 2>welcome to Chewing the Cud, should think I haven't. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>you have to choose one, not all seven?

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<v Speaker 1>Well it was a panto, they were in town. Why

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<v Speaker 1>not seven days a week seven dwarves. All I'm saying

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<v Speaker 1>is she had the right idea. You ride one until

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<v Speaker 2>That was not an image I needed anyway. What have

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<v Speaker 2>you got for us today, Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a story about a dangerous food item, and

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<v Speaker 1>then we get a little sticky in Crafty Queens.

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<v Speaker 2>And we even have a game that you can play

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<v Speaker 1>See the names of people have reached out on social

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<v Speaker 2>But now we have missed and the showbiz Hello, welcome, right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got some news items for you and the showbiz world.

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<v Speaker 2>To be honest, we might have to fire the researcher

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<v Speaker 2>because this really is at news. Lady Gargar shot horror.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a bisexual. Okay, I think we all knew that.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's singing songs that might have a second meaning. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>The bit of the news is is that she has

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<v Speaker 2>come out and she's been doing lots of different shows

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<v Speaker 2>and been quite explicit in giving what the original meaning

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<v Speaker 2>of poker face was. Can you have hazard a guess

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<v Speaker 2>at what pok load jobs is actually? Not? No, you'd

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<v Speaker 2>be wrong. I think there's a there's a hint of

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<v Speaker 2>it in there, but it's actually more about her thinking

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<v Speaker 2>about sex with a lady whilst she's engaging in actual

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<v Speaker 2>sex with a man. Okay, So has she actually come

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<v Speaker 2>out as bisexual? Oh yeah, yeah, back in like twenty thirteen, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>formally it would be during the release party for the

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<v Speaker 2>album art Pop. She was very explicit in saying then

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<v Speaker 2>that people might think that she was saying that just

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<v Speaker 2>to you know, Garner, the gay vote, the pink pound,

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<v Speaker 2>or however you want to describe it, or just be

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit edgy. Actually, what is the quote? You

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<v Speaker 2>know what, it's not a lie at the time. Bisexual

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<v Speaker 2>and I like women, and anyone who wants to twist

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<v Speaker 2>into saying it's a she's a bisexual for marketing, Well

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<v Speaker 2>that's a lie. This is who I am and who's

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<v Speaker 2>always been so. Yeah, she's been quite explicit about it before,

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<v Speaker 2>but now she seems to be giving the game away

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<v Speaker 2>about some of the second meanings in some of her songs.

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<v Speaker 2>If you have a chance to have a look at

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's her Las Vegas shows. She's got some

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<v Speaker 2>very express and blunt words for people that might bring

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<v Speaker 2>children to shows. Well, they're not child friendly shows, No

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<v Speaker 2>they're not. That's her point. You knew what you were buying.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you come to my show? That's basically the point. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>moving on to actor Aaron Taylor Johnson. Okay remember him

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<v Speaker 2>from Kick Ass? Okay, yeah, yeah, he's developed beautifully your sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>what did you just say? It just happened to dirty man.

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<v Speaker 2>He's he's he's a very matured and well rounded He's

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<v Speaker 2>not that far off my age because I'm young. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>he's just wrapped up filming on the horror film twenty

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<v Speaker 2>eight years later. Do you remember the film twenty eight

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<v Speaker 2>days later? Yeah, yeah, so that whole zombie thing. But

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<v Speaker 2>the zombies were quick. When did that come out? Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't remember. It was a long time ago, and

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<v Speaker 2>you're still young. Apparently I'm aware of it. Doesn't mean

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<v Speaker 2>I was around at the time anywhere. Yeah I was.

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<v Speaker 2>You're old enough to watch it, Yeah it was. I

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't just saying I still don't believe we're now playing

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<v Speaker 2>a game of what's old and dirt or missed. I

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<v Speaker 2>give you a clue. It doesn't begin with a D.

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<v Speaker 2>I usually start with a du Why have I got

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<v Speaker 2>on my own room in my head? Okay? Anyway, the

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<v Speaker 2>film twenty eight days ye later later later? Yeah, all

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<v Speaker 2>about the big zombies taking over the world. It was

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<v Speaker 2>the rage virus, and the big thing was all the

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<v Speaker 2>zombies are quick because up to that point, traditionally, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>they're dead, so it would be a bit slow. Yeah, yeah, so,

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<v Speaker 2>and is arguable to say that's what led onto things

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<v Speaker 2>like Walking Dead being popular a few years later, so

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<v Speaker 2>like it really did revive the whole zombie here a thing,

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<v Speaker 2>so quite an impactul ful film. Danny Boy's coming out

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<v Speaker 2>with a sequel called twenty eight years Later, and Aaron

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<v Speaker 2>Taylor Johnson's in it. Now. I don't think that's ounds

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<v Speaker 2>till next year maybe, so it's will to wait. The

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<v Speaker 2>reason it's in the news because it's twenty eight years

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<v Speaker 2>presumably we can guess all somebody's had to live in

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<v Speaker 2>the apocalyptic post zombie world for over twenty eight years.

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<v Speaker 2>Now he's become a bit beardy weedy, and he doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>have to be any more because he's fin of shooting,

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<v Speaker 2>so he's changed to this. Okay. The before and after

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<v Speaker 2>image is just mm hmm. I mean, he looks quite

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<v Speaker 2>sexy in both of them in my opinion, but it

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<v Speaker 2>is quite a before and after, isn't it. Anyone got

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<v Speaker 2>a duster? You've just calm everything. I really would thing

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<v Speaker 2>is he probably wouldn't. I know, I know he probably wouldn't,

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<v Speaker 2>but oh I really would because of the eyesight as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that is so mean. Do you see what I

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<v Speaker 3>have to put up with? I just I could have

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<v Speaker 3>a complex.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm not going to go down that road.

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<v Speaker 1>No one could ever excuse you of having a complex anything.

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<v Speaker 2>I could be quite psychologically scar that you're bullying. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to contact HR the network. Will hear about this anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, no, truly, I am.

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<v Speaker 1>For the first time in forever. I don't know why

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<v Speaker 1>I'm singing frozen.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. Anyway, got with your news stories. I've only

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<v Speaker 2>got one left for because basically that new story is

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<v Speaker 2>Aaron Taylor Johnson is a first trap. Anyway, moving on

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<v Speaker 2>the next story.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that's not actually where genitals a hell right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not that's not to observe your genitals.

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<v Speaker 2>Just slapping the back of your head, Yeah, just to

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<v Speaker 2>calm yourself down. It's like the immediate version of a

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<v Speaker 2>violent cold shower. Okay, some violent cold shower. Do to

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<v Speaker 2>adswer that or you get privacy right. Anyway, So there's

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<v Speaker 2>a new TV show coming up that we might quite like. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>the full trailer for has come out, so it won't

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<v Speaker 2>be till later on in the year. I believe that

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<v Speaker 2>it comes out. But it's for a new queer comedy. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it's called The English Teacher and it's starring Brian Jordan

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<v Speaker 2>Alveraz as a gay man navigating the world in a

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<v Speaker 2>modern Texan high school. It's quite a handsome man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he's all right, No Aaron Taylor Johnson, but it is

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<v Speaker 2>all right. Verty Bockish. Yeah, well, I think that's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of the point, because he's supposed to be like an

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<v Speaker 2>English teacher in a Republican state, like really conservative area

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<v Speaker 2>of America. I've been to Texas. It is quite well,

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<v Speaker 2>several years ago, but yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Many many many years anyway, back when it was still

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<v Speaker 1>an independent nation.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, slaves getting away, oh god, living in, staying, staying

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<v Speaker 2>in a country for a while in a residential sense

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<v Speaker 2>where there generally is still like this weird segregation thing

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<v Speaker 2>going on, like it was a very weird experience, very

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<v Speaker 2>weird experience. And that was twenty years ago. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>we are diverting, We are diverting from the news. The

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<v Speaker 2>news is this show's coming out. It's very much about

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<v Speaker 2>him trying to deal with all the old conservative values

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<v Speaker 2>of the teaching class and then his students who are

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<v Speaker 2>simultaneously really really woke and not woken off at the

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<v Speaker 2>same time. It's the trailers come out for it, and

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<v Speaker 2>it is really quite funny, and I do recommend watching it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll just trying to check what it's actually out. Did

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<v Speaker 2>I do that part in my research? No? I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>So it'll be around soon and on Hulu. And yes,

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<v Speaker 2>how do I get hold of fool? That is full

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<v Speaker 2>of the extra fun channels? Okay, no idea, but they're

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<v Speaker 2>not online TV like US TV. But yes, it's a

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<v Speaker 2>funny series that will deal with homophobia school shootings. All right, laugh,

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<v Speaker 2>great fun and a comedy. Yeah, wonderful, that's all full

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<v Speaker 2>of showbiz. Great, thanks that, mister, always nice to know

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<v Speaker 2>that shootings are fun. You're welcome, but stick around as

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<v Speaker 2>next it's Mike in the buzz. You're watching Cheering the

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<v Speaker 2>Card with mist and Mike. And now we go into

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<v Speaker 2>the deeper parts of the internet as it's Mike with

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<v Speaker 2>the buzz. Who's the maya my who my ha. So

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<v Speaker 2>I tell enough dad jokes to not fall into them

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<v Speaker 2>like that easily. Yeah, it's just fun cool. So you

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<v Speaker 2>like a crisp, don't you? I do like a crisp.

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<v Speaker 2>The reason for most of this, to be honest, I

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<v Speaker 2>do really quite enjoy it. Crisps awful. What's your favorite

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<v Speaker 2>flavor or depend? I have different flavors go with different things.

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<v Speaker 2>What she's only left hand sultan together right? And what like?

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<v Speaker 2>If I'm having like cheese and stuff, then I usually

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<v Speaker 2>like a salt and vinegar. If I'm having a Plowman's

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<v Speaker 2>which is got cheese in it, but lots of other things,

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<v Speaker 2>mo already salted. And if I'm having tuna, salt and vinegar,

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<v Speaker 2>seafoods goes salt and vinegar. Cheese an onion doesn't really

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<v Speaker 2>go with very much. So what are you saying that

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<v Speaker 2>isually eat lots of salty crisps. How do you feel

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<v Speaker 2>about spicy crisp? Ooh those go with cream cheese. You

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<v Speaker 2>enjoy a spicy crist with cream cheese? Yes? How do

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<v Speaker 2>you How about an adult only crisp? What do you

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<v Speaker 2>mean it's adult only crisp?

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<v Speaker 1>So there is a crisp that is so hot that

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<v Speaker 1>it's only available for adults.

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<v Speaker 2>When you say hot, do you mean spicy or do

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<v Speaker 2>you mean adult only? Because it's shaped like a willie.

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<v Speaker 1>No spicy spicy that you have to.

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<v Speaker 2>Be eighteen to buy them.

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<v Speaker 1>So a group of children got their hands on them

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<v Speaker 1>and fourteen of them ended up in hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. Wow, So there's health warnings all over them.

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<v Speaker 1>Say it says things like, do you not have if

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<v Speaker 1>you've got high blood pressure? Right, any stomach upsets, don't

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<v Speaker 1>eat them. If you're sensitive to all sorts of things,

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<v Speaker 1>don't eat like health warning skill lare on these.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's went, nom nom numb num. Oh no, what

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<v Speaker 2>did I do? I've chosen the wrong ended up in assable.

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<v Speaker 2>So usually when something's eighteen, it will attract kids, like

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<v Speaker 2>sneaking into the cinema to watch a film you shouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>see you or okay because you do. Kind of think, ah,

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<v Speaker 2>really does it really counter that's quite a harsh. No, really,

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<v Speaker 2>pay attention to this.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, when we say it's for adults, it means it's

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<v Speaker 1>for adults.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. I think that's hilarious. Well not for the kids

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<v Speaker 2>some of them, right, but you know, none of them died,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was thinking about foods and how you know

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, no, no, no no no, you're going

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<v Speaker 2>to have to shove my face now. You always hit meat.

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<v Speaker 2>Weird things, not weird things. Do you know what this

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<v Speaker 2>It is a box of jaffa cakes. Who, I'm observantly

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<v Speaker 2>are a little bit worried about you? That too, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>no one was surprised. Have a jaffa cake, nice little

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<v Speaker 2>orange flavoring while you ride? What's it taste like it?

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<v Speaker 2>That's because it's a raspberry jaffa cake. Oh yeah, they're

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<v Speaker 2>not bad? Are would you like to trying to? I

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<v Speaker 2>really mhmm.

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<v Speaker 1>Go on, no no numb all in, no no biting,

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<v Speaker 1>full full of clips in not full of clips eclipse

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<v Speaker 1>it delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>Little no, no, no numb. You do know you eat

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<v Speaker 2>them upside down right chocolates pushing on the downside. It's true.

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<v Speaker 1>They say that they're dipped in chocolate, so that's the bottom.

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<v Speaker 2>What is that like rosemary or something? That's what laxative

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<v Speaker 2>they're not really. It's colder bottle apps. Actually genuinely scared

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<v Speaker 2>me then, because that's I absolutely believed you would. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they're both delicious. I'm not sharing them really weird,

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<v Speaker 2>though I did thought Rosemary. Rosemary, yeah, says well, no palette.

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<v Speaker 1>Moving on, And you've also got chocolate around your face?

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<v Speaker 1>I finished off, Why have I been giving it? Because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going a discussion the table, am I?

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<v Speaker 2>Things have been around your mouth near me?

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard stories about where that was a long long

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<v Speaker 1>time ago, right. Next story is about an airbnb, you

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<v Speaker 1>said in an Airbnb.

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<v Speaker 2>Before I have frequented. No, I haven't. I've gone very

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<v Speaker 2>low now, actually haven't know. But I have been to

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, This is a story about a lady who

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<v Speaker 1>arabb you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that?

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<v Speaker 1>But did She went off to a nice sunny climate

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<v Speaker 1>and she saw a beach view was beautiful, right, But

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<v Speaker 1>when she got there, she was devastated by the beach view.

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<v Speaker 2>Why what's wrong with the beach? Look at that beautiful

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<v Speaker 2>beach you it's a beautiful beach view.

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<v Speaker 1>Beautiful and because basically what she found out is that

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<v Speaker 1>that is actually a wall that's been painted. So when

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<v Speaker 1>she goes out, literally there's a wall there and then

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<v Speaker 1>someone's painted that mural. And it's technically true because it

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<v Speaker 1>is a beach view. It is a view of the

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<v Speaker 1>beach where you are at.

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<v Speaker 2>That's genius. Genus. Yeah, because she was being a big

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<v Speaker 2>way this is nowhere near this see a beach view.

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<v Speaker 2>But to be for her, I mean, is it still

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<v Speaker 2>near the beach? Is it likes not land? But it's

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<v Speaker 2>you know, it's you can't get a decent view of anywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Well no, I was thinking that, like you'd have a

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<v Speaker 2>view of the murial and here here the beach in

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<v Speaker 2>the distance and the sea, the smells of the so

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<v Speaker 2>you can like fake it quite well.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, No, it's a cvie of a painting.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a very nice painting. It's a very lovely painting.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't buy a hotel, I wouldn't buy a bed

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<v Speaker 2>in front of the Mona Lisa to sit in front

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<v Speaker 2>of that for an entire week. But you know, it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's still a nice view.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's the thing is that the advert said it's

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<v Speaker 1>a beach you it's not like she was devastated and

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<v Speaker 1>if you've been disappointed by something on the internet looking

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<v Speaker 1>at the mister, only fans, why.

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<v Speaker 2>Not share that with us?

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<v Speaker 1>We are at the kut be on social media and

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<v Speaker 1>that brings us nicely to our story of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do only fans. I have to pay out refunds.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, we know. You know, when you do self

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<v Speaker 2>deprecating humor, you expect your friends not to agree with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're a fan of a large thing, aren't you.

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<v Speaker 2>I do like a large thing? Good. This is something

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<v Speaker 2>seven foot long?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and can be it's so big you can see.

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<v Speaker 2>It on Google Earth.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, and it's two gentlemen that have it, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's a basically seven ft t rex.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, they've bought a seven foot dinosaur.

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<v Speaker 1>Stuck it in their garden, right, and it's actually you

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<v Speaker 1>can see it on Google Maps.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that big? Actually? Seven foot isn't that tall?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good football of what we consider a tall person.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's not like stupid big, like

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<v Speaker 2>the size of a dinosaur. Back.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a life size dinosaur. But then it's still

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<v Speaker 1>seven foot tall.

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<v Speaker 2>And that gentleman has very curly hair. He does have

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<v Speaker 2>very curly hair. Yeah, And looks like that kid out

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<v Speaker 2>of high school musical.

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<v Speaker 4>Fat Musicals.

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<v Speaker 2>This song you can till I've never seen it? Someone

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<v Speaker 2>dance right, I have dinosaurs seven I think that's more

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<v Speaker 2>impressive about Google Maps, being to see something that's only

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<v Speaker 2>seven ft big. Okay, I think it's an impressive dinosaur.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's impressive that they've got that in their garden,

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<v Speaker 2>not for the Google Maps thing, but the irritating the neighbors.

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<v Speaker 2>Irritating the neighbors. But I thought that was quite impressive

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<v Speaker 2>just just to have it. Yeah. I think that when

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<v Speaker 2>asked why you've got it, they went why not? Which

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<v Speaker 2>I think is brilliant. That's all from the Buzz this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much for that. Mike. Well, we don't

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<v Speaker 2>usually talk about aging dinosaurs on this show, but.

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<v Speaker 1>What was that that that was the in your inner

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<v Speaker 1>monologue going.

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<v Speaker 2>We talk about you all the time list Sure I

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<v Speaker 2>could hear somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, stick around because coming up next, we have

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<v Speaker 1>a game to play in our Game of the Week.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back to Chewing the Cud. Now we've got a

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<v Speaker 2>game to play in our Game of the Week, and

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<v Speaker 2>this one's for you, Mike Off Pop Game of the Week.

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<v Speaker 2>So this week we've got Mike with Uza kazoo and

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<v Speaker 2>he's going to show me right up because I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know how to play the damn thing. Put it in

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<v Speaker 2>your mouth and blow same. I could not not know

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<v Speaker 2>this what. I had to look it up because it

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<v Speaker 2>was the song of Pride and Manchester. It was pot

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<v Speaker 2>to go. I think Chapelon. It was indeed Chapel Roon. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it has a whole dance routine thing going on. I

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't do it. I only just found out about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I our dear friends in the gallery, and I went

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<v Speaker 2>to go and see this musical handam of the opera. No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>We came back singing we like proper gaze. We bought

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<v Speaker 2>the CD and sang the whole soundtrack on the way Camarene.

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<v Speaker 2>Was this, Oh sorry, you weren't invited. No, I know the.

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<v Speaker 1>Fact that you bought a CD and listened to it

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<v Speaker 1>on the way home.

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<v Speaker 2>When was this gallery? How long ago was that?

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<v Speaker 1>Four years during COVID, don't think so two years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>It's rich. If anybody gets to see the current production

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<v Speaker 2>of Cabaret, it is actually stunning, like the whole venue

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<v Speaker 2>that it's absolutely amazing. Mm hmmm. Is it some dodgy

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<v Speaker 2>nineties no dance thing like Venga Boys. It feels like

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<v Speaker 2>it's in that area. Nope, it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's quite modern revision artists, Eurovision artists, Eurovision song necessarily.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, give me another go. If anybody could guess at home,

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<v Speaker 2>you're doing better than me, gallery guess monster, No, we're

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<v Speaker 2>doing very well on that one. Sorry, it just rings

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<v Speaker 2>slight bells.

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<v Speaker 1>But the main skin I want to be your slave,

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<v Speaker 1>which is what the gallery thinking.

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<v Speaker 2>That's called monster? Oh the guy with the really tight pants,

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<v Speaker 2>who I wanna be a slaver? I wanna be a

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<v Speaker 2>master that one? Yes, yes, I might have been a

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<v Speaker 2>bit distracted seeing the lead singer performing it. It sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like some really bad mashup of some really awful ballads

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<v Speaker 2>like You'll Never Walk Alone. No, I have not, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not I'm not a Scooby, not a clue. I think

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<v Speaker 2>Star Trek, Star Trek. It would be a nerd. He

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<v Speaker 2>really likes Star Trek. Loser, says the.

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<v Speaker 1>Man who spends hours talking about prepping for and playing

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<v Speaker 1>a make believe game.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I've rolled the dice. Oh I've got a natural

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<v Speaker 2>twenty Oh that's gone.

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<v Speaker 4>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>That means that means you can defeat the ogre ogre,

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<v Speaker 2>the one I've just made up. You.

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<v Speaker 4>I've just made up.

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<v Speaker 1>A magic wand that disappears ogres when you roll any

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<v Speaker 1>number whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's a critical fail.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's good because there's a reverse spell on me one,

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<v Speaker 1>so suddenly it's a natural twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, star Trek's geeky. What I've got here is

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a.

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<v Speaker 4>Magic file effects. No you haven't.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, we all live in a perfect future where everybody's

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<v Speaker 2>kind to each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Room constantly, constantly at war, tried to kill each other.

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<v Speaker 1>It deals with themes rather than just go, oh I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a monster, I'm a mage.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I'm a level seven war Blow your kazoo,

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<v Speaker 2>Blow your kazoo. Oh no, you can't, can you? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Next one? Then? Oh he's already getting into Did you

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<v Speaker 2>see that? If you do, anyone, I have to pay

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<v Speaker 2>rights for the music. You're not that close, mainly because

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand it at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Many of Horror ify Claro Iffy Clyro, Many of Horror

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<v Speaker 1>or do you know the Miley version?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know either. I don't know many of horror. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I have been listening to Miley Cyrus's Little Sisters, like

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<v Speaker 2>country type music that's really good. Got into that for

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<v Speaker 2>awfle peck awful peck the greening duck. No, not all

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<v Speaker 2>build the duck he pecked, leave you pecked to pick

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<v Speaker 2>a No, that's not Oh no, that does ring a bell? Now? Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't remember that? Is it fireworks? Oh no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>not like Katie Perry fireworks. There's a lyric in it

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<v Speaker 2>about fireworks, I remember correctly. Oh God, I can't remember,

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<v Speaker 2>but I think I can think of the video? Is

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<v Speaker 2>that all the back Marina and the Diamonds Fruit Marina

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<v Speaker 2>and the Diamond's Fruit live in adult I couldn't get between.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't that one? Yeah? I didn't even understand it any

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<v Speaker 2>better with you singing it. You know sometimes ladies and gentlemen,

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's just having a nervous breakdown. He too

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<v Speaker 2>with you. I guess these weeks he'll do the greatest

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<v Speaker 2>hits of black Lace, and then I might be able

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<v Speaker 2>to understand them, or maybe some status squad it was.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't decide if you should live or die by

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<v Speaker 1>the Scissor Sisters.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I should have known that one.

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<v Speaker 5>Mm hmm, you do better home, not Scooby.

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<v Speaker 2>Love Shacked by the Bee fifty twos. That was no way,

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<v Speaker 2>love shack by the b fifty twos. Love Shack Babby,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Gallery, don't you join in singing along? That was rubbish.

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<v Speaker 2>They got it only after you told them so. I

421
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<v Speaker 2>haven't played computer games since the Coup of Door sixty four.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know it's a computer game theme, so you

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<v Speaker 1>know the sum So what is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it Mario? Yes, it's Mario's theme, that's all I'm

425
00:32:11.039 --> 00:32:26.279
<v Speaker 2>going to go for that one. I almost recognized, but

426
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<v Speaker 2>I can't put name to it. I think that's enough

427
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<v Speaker 2>of that, don't you, Mike? Now stick around because coming up,

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<v Speaker 2>we have Crafty Queens in your on timeist. Welcome back

429
00:32:48.759 --> 00:32:51.200
<v Speaker 2>to during the cud and now we try to understand

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<v Speaker 2>why Mike has started to drink a lot more water

431
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<v Speaker 2>than Crafty Queens.

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<v Speaker 1>In the warm weather, missed. It's important to stay hydrated.

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<v Speaker 1>It is now. We both worked in offices, and then

434
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<v Speaker 1>when you have offices, you have water bottles.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just true. And there's always someone that uses the

436
00:33:16.680 --> 00:33:20.319
<v Speaker 2>wrong one. Yeah, yeah, when you can see somebody's wrap

437
00:33:20.359 --> 00:33:21.839
<v Speaker 2>their lips around your bottle.

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00:33:22.319 --> 00:33:24.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just want to slap them, but we've got

439
00:33:24.880 --> 00:33:27.480
<v Speaker 1>ways of fixing that so they don't do it ever again.

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00:33:28.200 --> 00:33:30.759
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So what we've got here is we've got a

441
00:33:30.799 --> 00:33:33.559
<v Speaker 2>water bottle. Yeah, and into it we're gonna.

442
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<v Speaker 1>Put a little bit of cyanide. Absolutely, bottle thieving.

443
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<v Speaker 2>Sharon from HR will never ever ever bother me again exactly.

444
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<v Speaker 1>But what we're actually going to do is we're going

445
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<v Speaker 1>to make these bottles unique or unique depending on how

446
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<v Speaker 1>you look at that word.

447
00:33:53.599 --> 00:33:54.680
<v Speaker 2>And what we're going to do is we're going to

448
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<v Speaker 2>design some patterns on it. We're decorating a bottle, aren't

449
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<v Speaker 2>we We are decorating a bottle. Welcome to crafty queen

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<v Speaker 2>ladies and gentlemen and everybody else in between.

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<v Speaker 1>You know how last week you had me sticking sparkles

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00:34:06.119 --> 00:34:09.840
<v Speaker 1>on an old bit of carpet that you then stuck

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<v Speaker 1>on a G string that wasn't from Wish. It wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>from did I said it wasn't from Wish?

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<v Speaker 2>Well that was original, But yeah, no, I can see

456
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<v Speaker 2>I can see the practical applications of this. You're quite right.

457
00:34:26.800 --> 00:34:29.840
<v Speaker 2>Why are you drinking? Have you got your ane attract infection. No,

458
00:34:29.920 --> 00:34:32.199
<v Speaker 2>it's too well, you've got to stay hydrated in normal weather. Oh,

459
00:34:32.480 --> 00:34:35.199
<v Speaker 2>just because you're feeling a bit hot. It's just you've

460
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<v Speaker 2>got to stay hydrated normal weather. So the plan is

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<v Speaker 2>we just are doodling on these doodle on the bottles

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<v Speaker 2>to start with.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I've given you a selection of sharpish markers.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, so any any particular theme. It can go

465
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<v Speaker 2>for whatever theme you want. Okay, I'm I'm going to

466
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<v Speaker 2>go for old school tribal nineties tattoos. Tattoos. Yeah, like

467
00:34:59.639 --> 00:35:06.360
<v Speaker 2>the no like pretty much the same era. But you remember,

468
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<v Speaker 2>like all the surfer Blade Blade movie kind of guys

469
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<v Speaker 2>just had all of these tribal tattoo type things. Okay,

470
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<v Speaker 2>and I used to think that was incredibly sexy. You

471
00:35:22.239 --> 00:35:25.440
<v Speaker 2>do have the weird taste them. They're very dated now,

472
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<v Speaker 2>it has to be said. When you see a guy

473
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<v Speaker 2>with them now, you can tell they're of a certain era.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's my era.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Dean in the gallery, I believe you've got some

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<v Speaker 1>tribal tattoos, haven't you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, apparently they do. Yeah, m hm, and they are

478
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<v Speaker 2>from a certain ear yep, I dare say it would

479
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<v Speaker 2>have probably fancied Dean back in the day when he

480
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<v Speaker 2>was younger, But now I know him for who he is,

481
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<v Speaker 2>which is a so you can't hear noises? I can hear. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I know. Dean's basically very excited that he's in there.

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<v Speaker 2>He's doing this, isn't he? Oh he's not. He's really

484
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<v Speaker 2>not making that noise. He absolutely is. He isn't. I

485
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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't be entertaining the thought.

486
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<v Speaker 1>I think you might might be entertaining the thought later

487
00:36:24.199 --> 00:36:26.159
<v Speaker 1>comes up smiling at you and rubbing up against.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me know when you've got your patterns on, well,

489
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<v Speaker 2>how elaborate do these need to be too elaborate because

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to be doing something wonderful? And but and

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<v Speaker 2>how much coverage of the bottle do we need to do?

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<v Speaker 2>As much as you want.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just to make it so it's unique, so nobody

494
00:36:42.760 --> 00:36:44.960
<v Speaker 1>else steals your bottle so they can't go, Oh, I

495
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<v Speaker 1>thought it was mine.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like night, didn't Charon, mm hmm. Let me see

497
00:36:51.960 --> 00:36:56.079
<v Speaker 2>where you're up to. I think that'll do. That'll do, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, the thing about about sharpish mark because is they're great.

499
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<v Speaker 2>Because they're per them?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, but they do wear off after time, so

501
00:37:03.480 --> 00:37:07.199
<v Speaker 1>we need to protect them. Yes, always just protect and

502
00:37:07.280 --> 00:37:10.239
<v Speaker 1>raise them. So we had to make the bottle texture

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<v Speaker 1>as well for all of our pleasures.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, this is three D art.

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<v Speaker 1>So what you're having in front of view is you

506
00:37:17.320 --> 00:37:20.079
<v Speaker 1>have a very hot glugan okay, And what you're going

507
00:37:20.159 --> 00:37:21.960
<v Speaker 1>to do is with the very hot glugan is you're

508
00:37:21.960 --> 00:37:25.159
<v Speaker 1>going to go over the lines you've just drawn. Okay, okay,

509
00:37:25.239 --> 00:37:27.920
<v Speaker 1>with the hot glue. So we're ceiling in the image,

510
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<v Speaker 1>ceiling in.

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<v Speaker 2>The image, and also putting some texture on the outside

512
00:37:30.960 --> 00:37:34.079
<v Speaker 2>of your bottom. And are we trying to match the image,

513
00:37:34.519 --> 00:37:37.280
<v Speaker 2>try and cover the entire image? So you are we

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<v Speaker 2>talking just as in the lines? The lines? Okay, that

515
00:37:43.119 --> 00:37:46.519
<v Speaker 2>might be very fine. Indeed, it may be very fine.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I knew that before. I would have gone

517
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<v Speaker 2>quite so whoops.

518
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<v Speaker 1>But if I told you what's happening, that's less one.

519
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<v Speaker 1>Now some people at home might be going hanging it.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gluing onto a hot onto a plastic bottle. What

521
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<v Speaker 1>that caused holes, you may say. Somebody may say that,

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<v Speaker 1>and the answer is yes. But the thing is we're

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<v Speaker 1>gluing it together. So guess what the holes will be

524
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<v Speaker 1>glued shut.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, that's a very funny thing. I in my infinite wisdom,

526
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<v Speaker 2>no formative years. Formative years is a very good way

527
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<v Speaker 2>of saying it. I used to be a fire breather,

528
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<v Speaker 2>used to be a fire breeth I used to be

529
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<v Speaker 2>a fire breather. I ran away and enjoyed the circus

530
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<v Speaker 2>when I was very young. When you say ran away, yeah,

531
00:38:36.440 --> 00:38:40.880
<v Speaker 2>run away the same thing sort of. Anyway. You'd used

532
00:38:40.920 --> 00:38:43.599
<v Speaker 2>to run a firebrand up and down your arms, and

533
00:38:43.719 --> 00:38:46.000
<v Speaker 2>sometimes they have bits of wire on them, and they

534
00:38:46.119 --> 00:38:48.079
<v Speaker 2>cut out chunks of flesh and I've got lots of

535
00:38:48.079 --> 00:38:52.400
<v Speaker 2>little scars all on four arms. Okay, but because the

536
00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:58.719
<v Speaker 2>firebrand's on fire, it immediately quarterized the wound. Okay, same point.

537
00:38:58.800 --> 00:39:10.159
<v Speaker 2>Really just more violent, okay, and we do like the violence. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that's a story for it. Oh God, there

539
00:39:14.800 --> 00:39:16.039
<v Speaker 2>is a story for us. You're right, well done.

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<v Speaker 1>You see I've got people in mine now, you see

541
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<v Speaker 1>clever little people.

542
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<v Speaker 2>Oh you did little stick figures. I did little people

543
00:39:32.920 --> 00:39:36.400
<v Speaker 2>represented by lines. That that would be what a stick

544
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<v Speaker 2>figure is.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, one of those ways. Say it'll get a

546
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<v Speaker 1>grant from the National Lorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I don't think that was very graciously done. Probably not,

548
00:39:48.119 --> 00:39:53.880
<v Speaker 2>but it's done. Okay, I've managed to get glue all

549
00:39:53.920 --> 00:39:57.480
<v Speaker 2>over the sharpish. Oh no you haven't, have you I

550
00:39:57.519 --> 00:40:04.280
<v Speaker 2>have dear okay. Oh it's really warped the bottle. It

551
00:40:04.320 --> 00:40:08.639
<v Speaker 2>does do. It's very hot blue. Oh wow, well it's

552
00:40:08.880 --> 00:40:15.239
<v Speaker 2>really warped it. Oh that it's not like damaged it yet,

553
00:40:15.639 --> 00:40:18.000
<v Speaker 2>my jo. I'm not too sure whether that be safe

554
00:40:18.079 --> 00:40:23.159
<v Speaker 2>to actually have water in now. Why, well, I'm not

555
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<v Speaker 2>too sure whether your theory completely holds up with how

556
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<v Speaker 2>this bottle is constructed.

557
00:40:27.760 --> 00:40:33.119
<v Speaker 1>But once, once you've got once it's cold, once it's cold,

558
00:40:34.159 --> 00:40:37.280
<v Speaker 1>is cold, you can you can actually test it, okay,

559
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<v Speaker 1>and I'll show you how we test it in just

560
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<v Speaker 1>a moment. But yeah, while that calls, remember if you

561
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<v Speaker 1>can't get any pin, any machine, or anything else in between,

562
00:40:47.159 --> 00:40:59.000
<v Speaker 1>you could be a crafty queen. See I think that

563
00:40:59.079 --> 00:41:05.280
<v Speaker 1>was successful. You think, yeah, it sounds like yours. Okay,

564
00:41:05.480 --> 00:41:07.199
<v Speaker 1>So the way to test the holes is to take

565
00:41:07.239 --> 00:41:09.039
<v Speaker 1>the lead off, give it a blow.

566
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<v Speaker 2>Let's see if you get the air through, okay, like

567
00:41:13.960 --> 00:41:18.599
<v Speaker 2>a trumpet, like a trumpet or a kazoo. Yes, I

568
00:41:18.639 --> 00:41:23.559
<v Speaker 2>can't play a kazoo. Oh no, that is quite No,

569
00:41:23.639 --> 00:41:28.360
<v Speaker 2>I do actually have a hole. Yeah, so I need

570
00:41:28.400 --> 00:41:30.159
<v Speaker 2>to fix that. So we need jug going to fix that.

571
00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:32.840
<v Speaker 1>Mind's all the way over there, and you just basically

572
00:41:32.880 --> 00:41:36.159
<v Speaker 1>pop a little bit more women that would do it.

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00:41:36.800 --> 00:41:40.599
<v Speaker 1>That will do it, you see, and then you can

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00:41:40.599 --> 00:41:41.760
<v Speaker 1>test it again to make sure it's work.

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<v Speaker 2>Bag bits of a blowout there we go. Yeah, I

576
00:41:56.400 --> 00:41:58.239
<v Speaker 2>think you need to leave that to cool a little

577
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<v Speaker 2>bit before you try to go. But we get there.

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00:42:02.239 --> 00:42:12.519
<v Speaker 6>That's another way.

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00:42:10.960 --> 00:42:15.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm not touching anything that you've just blown like that.

580
00:42:15.559 --> 00:42:26.079
<v Speaker 2>It's slightly furtive. It does look like you're trusting out

581
00:42:26.079 --> 00:42:32.960
<v Speaker 2>a homemade bong. It's still bubbling. That person's got a direction. Now,

582
00:42:34.880 --> 00:42:40.119
<v Speaker 2>you've just always got Willy on the mind. I mean

583
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<v Speaker 2>it works. If given a little bit more time, I

584
00:42:43.320 --> 00:42:46.840
<v Speaker 2>would have had a more artistic h I quite liked mine. Yeah,

585
00:42:46.880 --> 00:42:49.280
<v Speaker 2>I had a problem where I dropped it and smudged

586
00:42:49.800 --> 00:42:52.840
<v Speaker 2>when it was still wet. But no one's going to

587
00:42:52.840 --> 00:42:55.840
<v Speaker 2>pick up my water bottle of work now, yeah, because

588
00:42:55.880 --> 00:43:01.199
<v Speaker 2>they're afraid it might spilled water everywhere anyway, leaving bastards.

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<v Speaker 2>That's almost the end of the show. Now, remember to

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<v Speaker 2>look out for Chewing the Cuds on your social media,

591
00:43:09.960 --> 00:43:12.280
<v Speaker 2>and if you want to catch up with previous episodes

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<v Speaker 2>you can always bringe. Just on YouTube, just look for

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<v Speaker 2>Chewing the Cud but a very large penis. Thank you

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<v Speaker 2>for watching, and we'll see you again soon. Bye. You

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<v Speaker 2>just can't mean on the brain. It's gloom. Yeah, well,

596
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<v Speaker 2>better to have it on the brain than not have

597
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<v Speaker 2>it August. Stop picking at it. It'll fall a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>It has