Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing the Cud with mist Kinsman and Mike,
Speaker 1: Benny and Rode.
Speaker 2: So Happy, Sleepy Doc. I can't remember the names of
Speaker 2: the other ones, but if you had kwon, oh hello,
Speaker 2: welcome to Chewing the Cud, should think I haven't. Well,
Speaker 2: you have to choose one, not all seven?
Speaker 1: Well it was a panto, they were in town. Why
Speaker 1: not seven days a week seven dwarves. All I'm saying
Speaker 1: is she had the right idea. You ride one until
Speaker 1: they need a break. It doesn't hip damage. Move on,
Speaker 1: you've got six days to recover. We're not going to
Speaker 1: have hip damage, are They don't have to bend over
Speaker 1: it's powering on top of the hit damage.
Speaker 2: That was not an image I needed anyway. What have
Speaker 2: you got for us today, Mike.
Speaker 1: I've got a story about a dangerous food item, and
Speaker 1: then we get a little sticky in Crafty Queens.
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Speaker 1: See the names of people have reached out on social
Speaker 1: media going on the bottom of the screen.
Speaker 2: But now we have missed and the showbiz Hello, welcome, right, Okay,
Speaker 2: I've got some news items for you and the showbiz world.
Speaker 2: To be honest, we might have to fire the researcher
Speaker 2: because this really is at news. Lady Gargar shot horror.
Speaker 2: She's a bisexual. Okay, I think we all knew that.
Speaker 2: And she's singing songs that might have a second meaning. Okay.
Speaker 2: The bit of the news is is that she has
Speaker 2: come out and she's been doing lots of different shows
Speaker 2: and been quite explicit in giving what the original meaning
Speaker 2: of poker face was. Can you have hazard a guess
Speaker 2: at what pok load jobs is actually? Not? No, you'd
Speaker 2: be wrong. I think there's a there's a hint of
Speaker 2: it in there, but it's actually more about her thinking
Speaker 2: about sex with a lady whilst she's engaging in actual
Speaker 2: sex with a man. Okay, So has she actually come
Speaker 2: out as bisexual? Oh yeah, yeah, back in like twenty thirteen, Okay,
Speaker 2: formally it would be during the release party for the
Speaker 2: album art Pop. She was very explicit in saying then
Speaker 2: that people might think that she was saying that just
Speaker 2: to you know, Garner, the gay vote, the pink pound,
Speaker 2: or however you want to describe it, or just be
Speaker 2: a little bit edgy. Actually, what is the quote? You
Speaker 2: know what, it's not a lie at the time. Bisexual
Speaker 2: and I like women, and anyone who wants to twist
Speaker 2: into saying it's a she's a bisexual for marketing, Well
Speaker 2: that's a lie. This is who I am and who's
Speaker 2: always been so. Yeah, she's been quite explicit about it before,
Speaker 2: but now she seems to be giving the game away
Speaker 2: about some of the second meanings in some of her songs.
Speaker 2: If you have a chance to have a look at
Speaker 2: I think it's her Las Vegas shows. She's got some
Speaker 2: very express and blunt words for people that might bring
Speaker 2: children to shows. Well, they're not child friendly shows, No
Speaker 2: they're not. That's her point. You knew what you were buying.
Speaker 2: Why are you come to my show? That's basically the point. Now,
Speaker 2: moving on to actor Aaron Taylor Johnson. Okay remember him
Speaker 2: from Kick Ass? Okay, yeah, yeah, he's developed beautifully your sorry,
Speaker 2: what did you just say? It just happened to dirty man.
Speaker 2: He's he's he's a very matured and well rounded He's
Speaker 2: not that far off my age because I'm young. Anyway,
Speaker 2: he's just wrapped up filming on the horror film twenty
Speaker 2: eight years later. Do you remember the film twenty eight
Speaker 2: days later? Yeah, yeah, so that whole zombie thing. But
Speaker 2: the zombies were quick. When did that come out? Oh,
Speaker 2: I can't remember. It was a long time ago, and
Speaker 2: you're still young. Apparently I'm aware of it. Doesn't mean
Speaker 2: I was around at the time anywhere. Yeah I was.
Speaker 2: You're old enough to watch it, Yeah it was. I
Speaker 2: wasn't just saying I still don't believe we're now playing
Speaker 2: a game of what's old and dirt or missed. I
Speaker 2: give you a clue. It doesn't begin with a D.
Speaker 2: I usually start with a du Why have I got
Speaker 2: on my own room in my head? Okay? Anyway, the
Speaker 2: film twenty eight days ye later later later? Yeah, all
Speaker 2: about the big zombies taking over the world. It was
Speaker 2: the rage virus, and the big thing was all the
Speaker 2: zombies are quick because up to that point, traditionally, oh,
Speaker 2: they're dead, so it would be a bit slow. Yeah, yeah, so,
Speaker 2: and is arguable to say that's what led onto things
Speaker 2: like Walking Dead being popular a few years later, so
Speaker 2: like it really did revive the whole zombie here a thing,
Speaker 2: so quite an impactul ful film. Danny Boy's coming out
Speaker 2: with a sequel called twenty eight years Later, and Aaron
Speaker 2: Taylor Johnson's in it. Now. I don't think that's ounds
Speaker 2: till next year maybe, so it's will to wait. The
Speaker 2: reason it's in the news because it's twenty eight years
Speaker 2: presumably we can guess all somebody's had to live in
Speaker 2: the apocalyptic post zombie world for over twenty eight years.
Speaker 2: Now he's become a bit beardy weedy, and he doesn't
Speaker 2: have to be any more because he's fin of shooting,
Speaker 2: so he's changed to this. Okay. The before and after
Speaker 2: image is just mm hmm. I mean, he looks quite
Speaker 2: sexy in both of them in my opinion, but it
Speaker 2: is quite a before and after, isn't it. Anyone got
Speaker 2: a duster? You've just calm everything. I really would thing
Speaker 2: is he probably wouldn't. I know, I know he probably wouldn't,
Speaker 2: but oh I really would because of the eyesight as well.
Speaker 3: Oh that is so mean. Do you see what I
Speaker 3: have to put up with? I just I could have
Speaker 3: a complex.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not going to go down that road.
Speaker 1: No one could ever excuse you of having a complex anything.
Speaker 2: I could be quite psychologically scar that you're bullying. I'm
Speaker 2: going to contact HR the network. Will hear about this anyway?
Speaker 2: Oh god, no, truly, I am.
Speaker 1: For the first time in forever. I don't know why
Speaker 1: I'm singing frozen.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Anyway, got with your news stories. I've only
Speaker 2: got one left for because basically that new story is
Speaker 2: Aaron Taylor Johnson is a first trap. Anyway, moving on
Speaker 2: the next story.
Speaker 1: You know that's not actually where genitals a hell right,
Speaker 1: that's not that's not to observe your genitals.
Speaker 2: Just slapping the back of your head, Yeah, just to
Speaker 2: calm yourself down. It's like the immediate version of a
Speaker 2: violent cold shower. Okay, some violent cold shower. Do to
Speaker 2: adswer that or you get privacy right. Anyway, So there's
Speaker 2: a new TV show coming up that we might quite like. Okay,
Speaker 2: the full trailer for has come out, so it won't
Speaker 2: be till later on in the year. I believe that
Speaker 2: it comes out. But it's for a new queer comedy. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's called The English Teacher and it's starring Brian Jordan
Speaker 2: Alveraz as a gay man navigating the world in a
Speaker 2: modern Texan high school. It's quite a handsome man. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's all right, No Aaron Taylor Johnson, but it is
Speaker 2: all right. Verty Bockish. Yeah, well, I think that's kind
Speaker 2: of the point, because he's supposed to be like an
Speaker 2: English teacher in a Republican state, like really conservative area
Speaker 2: of America. I've been to Texas. It is quite well,
Speaker 2: several years ago, but yes.
Speaker 1: Many many many years anyway, back when it was still
Speaker 1: an independent nation.
Speaker 2: Anyway, slaves getting away, oh god, living in, staying, staying
Speaker 2: in a country for a while in a residential sense
Speaker 2: where there generally is still like this weird segregation thing
Speaker 2: going on, like it was a very weird experience, very
Speaker 2: weird experience. And that was twenty years ago. But anyway,
Speaker 2: we are diverting, We are diverting from the news. The
Speaker 2: news is this show's coming out. It's very much about
Speaker 2: him trying to deal with all the old conservative values
Speaker 2: of the teaching class and then his students who are
Speaker 2: simultaneously really really woke and not woken off at the
Speaker 2: same time. It's the trailers come out for it, and
Speaker 2: it is really quite funny, and I do recommend watching it.
Speaker 2: I'll just trying to check what it's actually out. Did
Speaker 2: I do that part in my research? No? I didn't.
Speaker 2: So it'll be around soon and on Hulu. And yes,
Speaker 2: how do I get hold of fool? That is full
Speaker 2: of the extra fun channels? Okay, no idea, but they're
Speaker 2: not online TV like US TV. But yes, it's a
Speaker 2: funny series that will deal with homophobia school shootings. All right, laugh,
Speaker 2: great fun and a comedy. Yeah, wonderful, that's all full
Speaker 2: of showbiz. Great, thanks that, mister, always nice to know
Speaker 2: that shootings are fun. You're welcome, but stick around as
Speaker 2: next it's Mike in the buzz. You're watching Cheering the
Speaker 2: Card with mist and Mike. And now we go into
Speaker 2: the deeper parts of the internet as it's Mike with
Speaker 2: the buzz. Who's the maya my who my ha. So
Speaker 2: I tell enough dad jokes to not fall into them
Speaker 2: like that easily. Yeah, it's just fun cool. So you
Speaker 2: like a crisp, don't you? I do like a crisp.
Speaker 2: The reason for most of this, to be honest, I
Speaker 2: do really quite enjoy it. Crisps awful. What's your favorite
Speaker 2: flavor or depend? I have different flavors go with different things.
Speaker 2: What she's only left hand sultan together right? And what like?
Speaker 2: If I'm having like cheese and stuff, then I usually
Speaker 2: like a salt and vinegar. If I'm having a Plowman's
Speaker 2: which is got cheese in it, but lots of other things,
Speaker 2: mo already salted. And if I'm having tuna, salt and vinegar,
Speaker 2: seafoods goes salt and vinegar. Cheese an onion doesn't really
Speaker 2: go with very much. So what are you saying that
Speaker 2: isually eat lots of salty crisps. How do you feel
Speaker 2: about spicy crisp? Ooh those go with cream cheese. You
Speaker 2: enjoy a spicy crist with cream cheese? Yes? How do
Speaker 2: you How about an adult only crisp? What do you
Speaker 2: mean it's adult only crisp?
Speaker 1: So there is a crisp that is so hot that
Speaker 1: it's only available for adults.
Speaker 2: When you say hot, do you mean spicy or do
Speaker 2: you mean adult only? Because it's shaped like a willie.
Speaker 1: No spicy spicy that you have to.
Speaker 2: Be eighteen to buy them.
Speaker 1: So a group of children got their hands on them
Speaker 1: and fourteen of them ended up in hospital.
Speaker 2: Wow. Wow, So there's health warnings all over them.
Speaker 1: Say it says things like, do you not have if
Speaker 1: you've got high blood pressure? Right, any stomach upsets, don't
Speaker 1: eat them. If you're sensitive to all sorts of things,
Speaker 1: don't eat like health warning skill lare on these.
Speaker 2: And it's went, nom nom numb num. Oh no, what
Speaker 2: did I do? I've chosen the wrong ended up in assable.
Speaker 2: So usually when something's eighteen, it will attract kids, like
Speaker 2: sneaking into the cinema to watch a film you shouldn't
Speaker 2: see you or okay because you do. Kind of think, ah,
Speaker 2: really does it really counter that's quite a harsh. No, really,
Speaker 2: pay attention to this.
Speaker 1: Listen, when we say it's for adults, it means it's
Speaker 1: for adults.
Speaker 2: Wow. I think that's hilarious. Well not for the kids
Speaker 2: some of them, right, but you know, none of them died,
Speaker 2: so it's funny.
Speaker 1: So I was thinking about foods and how you know
Speaker 1: sometimes you look at food and oh, I know what
Speaker 1: that is, and then get a different surprise in your face.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, no no no, you're going
Speaker 2: to have to shove my face now. You always hit meat.
Speaker 2: Weird things, not weird things. Do you know what this
Speaker 2: box is? It looks like a box of jaffa cakes.
Speaker 2: It is a box of jaffa cakes. Who, I'm observantly
Speaker 2: are a little bit worried about you? That too, Well,
Speaker 2: no one was surprised. Have a jaffa cake, nice little
Speaker 2: orange flavoring while you ride? What's it taste like it?
Speaker 2: That's because it's a raspberry jaffa cake. Oh yeah, they're
Speaker 2: not bad? Are would you like to trying to? I
Speaker 2: don't like that page lovely raspberry. Try that one. I'm
Speaker 2: really mhmm.
Speaker 1: Go on, no no numb all in, no no biting,
Speaker 1: full full of clips in not full of clips eclipse
Speaker 1: it delicious.
Speaker 2: Little no, no, no numb. You do know you eat
Speaker 2: them upside down right chocolates pushing on the downside. It's true.
Speaker 1: They say that they're dipped in chocolate, so that's the bottom.
Speaker 2: What is that like rosemary or something? That's what laxative
Speaker 2: tastes like? Well you absolutely would, I literally ship you,
Speaker 2: not moving on the brow. Laxative Jaffa cakes as jokes,
Speaker 2: they're not really. It's colder bottle apps. Actually genuinely scared
Speaker 2: me then, because that's I absolutely believed you would. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think they're both delicious. I'm not sharing them really weird,
Speaker 2: though I did thought Rosemary. Rosemary, yeah, says well, no palette.
Speaker 1: Moving on, And you've also got chocolate around your face?
Speaker 1: I finished off, Why have I been giving it? Because
Speaker 1: I'm not going a discussion the table, am I?
Speaker 2: Things have been around your mouth near me?
Speaker 1: I've heard stories about where that was a long long
Speaker 1: time ago, right. Next story is about an airbnb, you
Speaker 1: said in an Airbnb.
Speaker 2: Before I have frequented. No, I haven't. I've gone very
Speaker 2: low now, actually haven't know. But I have been to
Speaker 2: places where friends are staying worse.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, This is a story about a lady who
Speaker 1: was a little bit disappointed when she got her Airbnb
Speaker 1: arabb you know what.
Speaker 2: I like that?
Speaker 1: But did She went off to a nice sunny climate
Speaker 1: and she saw a beach view was beautiful, right, But
Speaker 1: when she got there, she was devastated by the beach view.
Speaker 2: Why what's wrong with the beach? Look at that beautiful
Speaker 2: beach you it's a beautiful beach view.
Speaker 1: Beautiful and because basically what she found out is that
Speaker 1: that is actually a wall that's been painted. So when
Speaker 1: she goes out, literally there's a wall there and then
Speaker 1: someone's painted that mural. And it's technically true because it
Speaker 1: is a beach view. It is a view of the
Speaker 1: beach where you are at.
Speaker 2: That's genius. Genus. Yeah, because she was being a big
Speaker 2: way this is nowhere near this see a beach view.
Speaker 2: But to be for her, I mean, is it still
Speaker 2: near the beach? Is it likes not land? But it's
Speaker 2: you know, it's you can't get a decent view of anywhere.
Speaker 2: Well no, I was thinking that, like you'd have a
Speaker 2: view of the murial and here here the beach in
Speaker 2: the distance and the sea, the smells of the so
Speaker 2: you can like fake it quite well.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, it's a cvie of a painting.
Speaker 2: It's a very nice painting. It's a very lovely painting.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't buy a hotel, I wouldn't buy a bed
Speaker 2: in front of the Mona Lisa to sit in front
Speaker 2: of that for an entire week. But you know, it's
Speaker 2: it's still a nice view.
Speaker 1: And it's the thing is that the advert said it's
Speaker 1: a beach you it's not like she was devastated and
Speaker 1: if you've been disappointed by something on the internet looking
Speaker 1: at the mister, only fans, why.
Speaker 2: Not share that with us?
Speaker 1: We are at the kut be on social media and
Speaker 1: that brings us nicely to our story of the week.
Speaker 2: I can't do only fans. I have to pay out refunds.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we know. You know, when you do self
Speaker 2: deprecating humor, you expect your friends not to agree with you.
Speaker 2: Now you're a fan of a large thing, aren't you.
Speaker 2: I do like a large thing? Good. This is something
Speaker 2: seven foot long?
Speaker 1: Oh and can be it's so big you can see.
Speaker 2: It on Google Earth.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, and it's two gentlemen that have it, and
Speaker 1: it's a basically seven ft t rex.
Speaker 2: So yeah, they've bought a seven foot dinosaur.
Speaker 1: Stuck it in their garden, right, and it's actually you
Speaker 1: can see it on Google Maps.
Speaker 2: Is that big? Actually? Seven foot isn't that tall?
Speaker 1: It's a good football of what we consider a tall person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's not like stupid big, like
Speaker 2: the size of a dinosaur. Back.
Speaker 1: It's not a life size dinosaur. But then it's still
Speaker 1: seven foot tall.
Speaker 2: And that gentleman has very curly hair. He does have
Speaker 2: very curly hair. Yeah, And looks like that kid out
Speaker 2: of high school musical.
Speaker 4: Fat Musicals.
Speaker 2: This song you can till I've never seen it? Someone
Speaker 2: dance right, I have dinosaurs seven I think that's more
Speaker 2: impressive about Google Maps, being to see something that's only
Speaker 2: seven ft big. Okay, I think it's an impressive dinosaur.
Speaker 2: I think it's impressive that they've got that in their garden,
Speaker 2: not for the Google Maps thing, but the irritating the neighbors.
Speaker 2: Irritating the neighbors. But I thought that was quite impressive
Speaker 2: just just to have it. Yeah. I think that when
Speaker 2: asked why you've got it, they went why not? Which
Speaker 2: I think is brilliant. That's all from the Buzz this week.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much for that. Mike. Well, we don't
Speaker 2: usually talk about aging dinosaurs on this show, but.
Speaker 1: What was that that that was the in your inner
Speaker 1: monologue going.
Speaker 2: We talk about you all the time list Sure I
Speaker 2: could hear somebody.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, stick around because coming up next, we have
Speaker 1: a game to play in our Game of the Week.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to Chewing the Cud. Now we've got a
Speaker 2: game to play in our Game of the Week, and
Speaker 2: this one's for you, Mike Off Pop Game of the Week.
Speaker 2: So this week we've got Mike with Uza kazoo and
Speaker 2: he's going to show me right up because I don't
Speaker 2: know how to play the damn thing. Put it in
Speaker 2: your mouth and blow same. I could not not know
Speaker 2: this what. I had to look it up because it
Speaker 2: was the song of Pride and Manchester. It was pot
Speaker 2: to go. I think Chapelon. It was indeed Chapel Roon. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it has a whole dance routine thing going on. I
Speaker 2: couldn't do it. I only just found out about it.
Speaker 2: I our dear friends in the gallery, and I went
Speaker 2: to go and see this musical handam of the opera. No, no, no.
Speaker 2: We came back singing we like proper gaze. We bought
Speaker 2: the CD and sang the whole soundtrack on the way Camarene.
Speaker 2: Was this, Oh sorry, you weren't invited. No, I know the.
Speaker 1: Fact that you bought a CD and listened to it
Speaker 1: on the way home.
Speaker 2: When was this gallery? How long ago was that?
Speaker 1: Four years during COVID, don't think so two years ago.
Speaker 2: It's rich. If anybody gets to see the current production
Speaker 2: of Cabaret, it is actually stunning, like the whole venue
Speaker 2: that it's absolutely amazing. Mm hmmm. Is it some dodgy
Speaker 2: nineties no dance thing like Venga Boys. It feels like
Speaker 2: it's in that area. Nope, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's quite modern revision artists, Eurovision artists, Eurovision song necessarily.
Speaker 2: Oh, give me another go. If anybody could guess at home,
Speaker 2: you're doing better than me, gallery guess monster, No, we're
Speaker 2: doing very well on that one. Sorry, it just rings
Speaker 2: slight bells.
Speaker 1: But the main skin I want to be your slave,
Speaker 1: which is what the gallery thinking.
Speaker 2: That's called monster? Oh the guy with the really tight pants,
Speaker 2: who I wanna be a slaver? I wanna be a
Speaker 2: master that one? Yes, yes, I might have been a
Speaker 2: bit distracted seeing the lead singer performing it. It sounds
Speaker 2: like some really bad mashup of some really awful ballads
Speaker 2: like You'll Never Walk Alone. No, I have not, I'm
Speaker 2: not I'm not a Scooby, not a clue. I think
Speaker 2: Star Trek, Star Trek. It would be a nerd. He
Speaker 2: really likes Star Trek. Loser, says the.
Speaker 1: Man who spends hours talking about prepping for and playing
Speaker 1: a make believe game.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've rolled the dice. Oh I've got a natural
Speaker 2: twenty Oh that's gone.
Speaker 4: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: That means that means you can defeat the ogre ogre,
Speaker 2: the one I've just made up. You.
Speaker 4: I've just made up.
Speaker 1: A magic wand that disappears ogres when you roll any
Speaker 1: number whatsoever.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a critical fail.
Speaker 1: But that's good because there's a reverse spell on me one,
Speaker 1: so suddenly it's a natural twenty.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, star Trek's geeky. What I've got here is
Speaker 2: I've got a.
Speaker 4: Magic file effects. No you haven't.
Speaker 2: Oh, we all live in a perfect future where everybody's
Speaker 2: kind to each other.
Speaker 1: Room constantly, constantly at war, tried to kill each other.
Speaker 1: It deals with themes rather than just go, oh I'm
Speaker 1: a monster, I'm a mage.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm a level seven war Blow your kazoo,
Speaker 2: Blow your kazoo. Oh no, you can't, can you? Right?
Speaker 2: Next one? Then? Oh he's already getting into Did you
Speaker 2: see that? If you do, anyone, I have to pay
Speaker 2: rights for the music. You're not that close, mainly because
Speaker 2: I don't understand it at all.
Speaker 1: Many of Horror ify Claro Iffy Clyro, Many of Horror
Speaker 1: or do you know the Miley version?
Speaker 2: I don't know either. I don't know many of horror. No,
Speaker 2: I have been listening to Miley Cyrus's Little Sisters, like
Speaker 2: country type music that's really good. Got into that for
Speaker 2: awfle peck awful peck the greening duck. No, not all
Speaker 2: build the duck he pecked, leave you pecked to pick
Speaker 2: a No, that's not Oh no, that does ring a bell? Now? Oh,
Speaker 2: I can't remember that? Is it fireworks? Oh no, no,
Speaker 2: not like Katie Perry fireworks. There's a lyric in it
Speaker 2: about fireworks, I remember correctly. Oh God, I can't remember,
Speaker 2: but I think I can think of the video? Is
Speaker 2: that all the back Marina and the Diamonds Fruit Marina
Speaker 2: and the Diamond's Fruit live in adult I couldn't get between.
Speaker 2: Don't that one? Yeah? I didn't even understand it any
Speaker 2: better with you singing it. You know sometimes ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 2: I think he's just having a nervous breakdown. He too
Speaker 2: with you. I guess these weeks he'll do the greatest
Speaker 2: hits of black Lace, and then I might be able
Speaker 2: to understand them, or maybe some status squad it was.
Speaker 1: I can't decide if you should live or die by
Speaker 1: the Scissor Sisters.
Speaker 4: Oh, I should have known that one.
Speaker 5: Mm hmm, you do better home, not Scooby.
Speaker 2: Love Shacked by the Bee fifty twos. That was no way,
Speaker 2: love shack by the b fifty twos. Love Shack Babby,
Speaker 2: Oh Gallery, don't you join in singing along? That was rubbish.
Speaker 2: They got it only after you told them so. I
Speaker 2: haven't played computer games since the Coup of Door sixty four.
Speaker 1: But you know it's a computer game theme, so you
Speaker 1: know the sum So what is it?
Speaker 2: Is it Mario? Yes, it's Mario's theme, that's all I'm
Speaker 2: going to go for that one. I almost recognized, but
Speaker 2: I can't put name to it. I think that's enough
Speaker 2: of that, don't you, Mike? Now stick around because coming up,
Speaker 2: we have Crafty Queens in your on timeist. Welcome back
Speaker 2: to during the cud and now we try to understand
Speaker 2: why Mike has started to drink a lot more water
Speaker 2: than Crafty Queens.
Speaker 1: In the warm weather, missed. It's important to stay hydrated.
Speaker 1: It is now. We both worked in offices, and then
Speaker 1: when you have offices, you have water bottles.
Speaker 2: That's just true. And there's always someone that uses the
Speaker 2: wrong one. Yeah, yeah, when you can see somebody's wrap
Speaker 2: their lips around your bottle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just want to slap them, but we've got
Speaker 1: ways of fixing that so they don't do it ever again.
Speaker 2: Okay, So what we've got here is we've got a
Speaker 2: water bottle. Yeah, and into it we're gonna.
Speaker 1: Put a little bit of cyanide. Absolutely, bottle thieving.
Speaker 2: Sharon from HR will never ever ever bother me again exactly.
Speaker 1: But what we're actually going to do is we're going
Speaker 1: to make these bottles unique or unique depending on how
Speaker 1: you look at that word.
Speaker 2: And what we're going to do is we're going to
Speaker 2: design some patterns on it. We're decorating a bottle, aren't
Speaker 2: we We are decorating a bottle. Welcome to crafty queen
Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen and everybody else in between.
Speaker 1: You know how last week you had me sticking sparkles
Speaker 1: on an old bit of carpet that you then stuck
Speaker 1: on a G string that wasn't from Wish. It wasn't
Speaker 1: from did I said it wasn't from Wish?
Speaker 2: Well that was original, But yeah, no, I can see
Speaker 2: I can see the practical applications of this. You're quite right.
Speaker 2: Why are you drinking? Have you got your ane attract infection. No,
Speaker 2: it's too well, you've got to stay hydrated in normal weather. Oh,
Speaker 2: just because you're feeling a bit hot. It's just you've
Speaker 2: got to stay hydrated normal weather. So the plan is
Speaker 2: we just are doodling on these doodle on the bottles
Speaker 2: to start with.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've given you a selection of sharpish markers.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, so any any particular theme. It can go
Speaker 2: for whatever theme you want. Okay, I'm I'm going to
Speaker 2: go for old school tribal nineties tattoos. Tattoos. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: the no like pretty much the same era. But you remember,
Speaker 2: like all the surfer Blade Blade movie kind of guys
Speaker 2: just had all of these tribal tattoo type things. Okay,
Speaker 2: and I used to think that was incredibly sexy. You
Speaker 2: do have the weird taste them. They're very dated now,
Speaker 2: it has to be said. When you see a guy
Speaker 2: with them now, you can tell they're of a certain era.
Speaker 2: But that's my era.
Speaker 1: Okay, Dean in the gallery, I believe you've got some
Speaker 1: tribal tattoos, haven't you.
Speaker 2: Okay, apparently they do. Yeah, m hm, and they are
Speaker 2: from a certain ear yep, I dare say it would
Speaker 2: have probably fancied Dean back in the day when he
Speaker 2: was younger, But now I know him for who he is,
Speaker 2: which is a so you can't hear noises? I can hear. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know. Dean's basically very excited that he's in there.
Speaker 2: He's doing this, isn't he? Oh he's not. He's really
Speaker 2: not making that noise. He absolutely is. He isn't. I
Speaker 2: wouldn't be entertaining the thought.
Speaker 1: I think you might might be entertaining the thought later
Speaker 1: comes up smiling at you and rubbing up against.
Speaker 2: Let me know when you've got your patterns on, well,
Speaker 2: how elaborate do these need to be too elaborate because
Speaker 2: you're going to be doing something wonderful? And but and
Speaker 2: how much coverage of the bottle do we need to do?
Speaker 2: As much as you want.
Speaker 1: It's just to make it so it's unique, so nobody
Speaker 1: else steals your bottle so they can't go, Oh, I
Speaker 1: thought it was mine.
Speaker 2: It's like night, didn't Charon, mm hmm. Let me see
Speaker 2: where you're up to. I think that'll do. That'll do, okay.
Speaker 1: Now, the thing about about sharpish mark because is they're great.
Speaker 2: Because they're per them?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, but they do wear off after time, so
Speaker 1: we need to protect them. Yes, always just protect and
Speaker 1: raise them. So we had to make the bottle texture
Speaker 1: as well for all of our pleasures.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is three D art.
Speaker 1: So what you're having in front of view is you
Speaker 1: have a very hot glugan okay, And what you're going
Speaker 1: to do is with the very hot glugan is you're
Speaker 1: going to go over the lines you've just drawn. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: with the hot glue. So we're ceiling in the image,
Speaker 1: ceiling in.
Speaker 2: The image, and also putting some texture on the outside
Speaker 2: of your bottom. And are we trying to match the image,
Speaker 2: try and cover the entire image? So you are we
Speaker 2: talking just as in the lines? The lines? Okay, that
Speaker 2: might be very fine. Indeed, it may be very fine.
Speaker 2: I wish I knew that before. I would have gone
Speaker 2: quite so whoops.
Speaker 1: But if I told you what's happening, that's less one.
Speaker 1: Now some people at home might be going hanging it.
Speaker 1: You're gluing onto a hot onto a plastic bottle. What
Speaker 1: that caused holes, you may say. Somebody may say that,
Speaker 1: and the answer is yes. But the thing is we're
Speaker 1: gluing it together. So guess what the holes will be
Speaker 1: glued shut.
Speaker 2: Now, that's a very funny thing. I in my infinite wisdom,
Speaker 2: no formative years. Formative years is a very good way
Speaker 2: of saying it. I used to be a fire breather,
Speaker 2: used to be a fire breeth I used to be
Speaker 2: a fire breather. I ran away and enjoyed the circus
Speaker 2: when I was very young. When you say ran away, yeah,
Speaker 2: run away the same thing sort of. Anyway. You'd used
Speaker 2: to run a firebrand up and down your arms, and
Speaker 2: sometimes they have bits of wire on them, and they
Speaker 2: cut out chunks of flesh and I've got lots of
Speaker 2: little scars all on four arms. Okay, but because the
Speaker 2: firebrand's on fire, it immediately quarterized the wound. Okay, same point.
Speaker 2: Really just more violent, okay, and we do like the violence. Okay.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a story for it. Oh God, there
Speaker 2: is a story for us. You're right, well done.
Speaker 1: You see I've got people in mine now, you see
Speaker 1: clever little people.
Speaker 2: Oh you did little stick figures. I did little people
Speaker 2: represented by lines. That that would be what a stick
Speaker 2: figure is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, one of those ways. Say it'll get a
Speaker 1: grant from the National Lorry.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't think that was very graciously done. Probably not,
Speaker 2: but it's done. Okay, I've managed to get glue all
Speaker 2: over the sharpish. Oh no you haven't, have you I
Speaker 2: have dear okay. Oh it's really warped the bottle. It
Speaker 2: does do. It's very hot blue. Oh wow, well it's
Speaker 2: really warped it. Oh that it's not like damaged it yet,
Speaker 2: my jo. I'm not too sure whether that be safe
Speaker 2: to actually have water in now. Why, well, I'm not
Speaker 2: too sure whether your theory completely holds up with how
Speaker 2: this bottle is constructed.
Speaker 1: But once, once you've got once it's cold, once it's cold,
Speaker 1: is cold, you can you can actually test it, okay,
Speaker 1: and I'll show you how we test it in just
Speaker 1: a moment. But yeah, while that calls, remember if you
Speaker 1: can't get any pin, any machine, or anything else in between,
Speaker 1: you could be a crafty queen. See I think that
Speaker 1: was successful. You think, yeah, it sounds like yours. Okay,
Speaker 1: So the way to test the holes is to take
Speaker 1: the lead off, give it a blow.
Speaker 2: Let's see if you get the air through, okay, like
Speaker 2: a trumpet, like a trumpet or a kazoo. Yes, I
Speaker 2: can't play a kazoo. Oh no, that is quite No,
Speaker 2: I do actually have a hole. Yeah, so I need
Speaker 2: to fix that. So we need jug going to fix that.
Speaker 1: Mind's all the way over there, and you just basically
Speaker 1: pop a little bit more women that would do it.
Speaker 1: That will do it, you see, and then you can
Speaker 1: test it again to make sure it's work.
Speaker 2: Bag bits of a blowout there we go. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think you need to leave that to cool a little
Speaker 2: bit before you try to go. But we get there.
Speaker 6: That's another way.
Speaker 2: I'm not touching anything that you've just blown like that.
Speaker 2: It's slightly furtive. It does look like you're trusting out
Speaker 2: a homemade bong. It's still bubbling. That person's got a direction. Now,
Speaker 2: you've just always got Willy on the mind. I mean
Speaker 2: it works. If given a little bit more time, I
Speaker 2: would have had a more artistic h I quite liked mine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I had a problem where I dropped it and smudged
Speaker 2: when it was still wet. But no one's going to
Speaker 2: pick up my water bottle of work now, yeah, because
Speaker 2: they're afraid it might spilled water everywhere anyway, leaving bastards.
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Speaker 2: just can't mean on the brain. It's gloom. Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: better to have it on the brain than not have
Speaker 2: it August. Stop picking at it. It'll fall a lot.
Speaker 2: It has