1 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:37,920 Speaker 1: Hey, guys, welcome to episode twenty of Wickedly Weird with 2 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:40,320 Jerry and Amanda. I almost forgot the name of the show. 3 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:41,479 Speaker 2: I know you did. I saw it. 4 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:45,439 Speaker 3: Hi, I am Amanda. Hope everyone's doing good. I totally 5 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:47,320 saw that in your face. I'm like, he doesn't know 6 00:00:47,359 --> 00:00:49,359 what so he's on. Let's just see how far we 7 00:00:49,399 --> 00:00:49,759 take it. 8 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:52,240 Speaker 2: You got it, you remembered. I saw the light bulb 9 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:53,840 go off, so yipee. 10 00:00:55,439 --> 00:00:57,520 Speaker 4: And this is our twentieth episode. I think that's a 11 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:58,479 it's a milestone. 12 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:00,119 Speaker 2: It is a milestone. We should sell him. 13 00:01:00,119 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 4: Right, Okay, maybe later? 14 00:01:02,799 --> 00:01:07,840 Speaker 1: All right, Amanda, briefly, did you have anything excited to 15 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:08,680 happen this week? 16 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,760 Speaker 3: I won my ugly sweater contest at work, I said, 17 00:01:11,799 --> 00:01:13,480 I showed you a picture that was handmade. 18 00:01:13,519 --> 00:01:15,120 Speaker 2: I made that with so much love. 19 00:01:15,599 --> 00:01:17,000 Speaker 4: Does that have real lights on it? 20 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:17,840 Speaker 2: Yeah? 21 00:01:17,879 --> 00:01:21,599 Speaker 3: So we Well, I went to Michael's and I got 22 00:01:21,599 --> 00:01:25,239 those like battery operated lights, and then we hawk glued 23 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,400 them to the shirt, along with a bunch of other 24 00:01:27,519 --> 00:01:29,439 like things you saw, like if you saw the presence, 25 00:01:29,519 --> 00:01:33,079 I like holk, I hot glue gun to those, and 26 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,120 then stickers. 27 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:36,959 Speaker 2: I also those. 28 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,400 Speaker 3: Then I took a stamp because apparently nobody around here 29 00:01:40,519 --> 00:01:43,159 knows what a Christmas stencil is, so I had to 30 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:44,680 get a. 31 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 2: Stamp and go from there. 32 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:49,519 Speaker 3: And then my uh then Matt went broke out the 33 00:01:49,519 --> 00:01:51,680 cricket and that's where you saw the Santa Claus space 34 00:01:51,719 --> 00:01:52,560 and then it was like. 35 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,480 Speaker 2: Spray glue for glitter. 36 00:01:56,079 --> 00:01:58,319 Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't wash it, like I didn't get it 37 00:01:58,359 --> 00:02:01,319 dirty today, so that's a plus. But I can't wash 38 00:02:01,359 --> 00:02:04,680 it because it's full of like unwashable things. And I 39 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:06,519 be up late making that shirt. 40 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,319 Speaker 4: I'll be honest with you. 41 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,840 Speaker 1: When I saw it, it didn't come across as an 42 00:02:10,879 --> 00:02:12,960 ugly sweater to me. I thought it looked really cute. 43 00:02:13,199 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 3: Oh thanks, so well, it was really because I won. 44 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:17,120 The lady every time she looked at me was like 45 00:02:17,159 --> 00:02:18,800 every time I look at you, you make me laugh. 46 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,400 And I was like, well that's good. 47 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:24,919 Speaker 1: What about the what about the sweater? 48 00:02:25,159 --> 00:02:26,360 Speaker 2: She's like, I love as so much? 49 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:29,039 Speaker 3: And then I have the right glasses on, which complimented 50 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,639 like the whole the whole thing. 51 00:02:32,439 --> 00:02:34,719 Speaker 4: Yeah, the whole ensemble. I'm sure it was awesome. 52 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,759 Speaker 3: It was pretty good, but it was like huge because 53 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,639 I dressed like way bigger than. 54 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,120 Speaker 2: I am so. 55 00:02:40,879 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 1: Then we discussed that last week. 56 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:44,360 Speaker 2: I did, and I do. All my clothes are like 57 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:45,159 five sizes too. Bake. 58 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:49,639 Speaker 1: It's fine, all right, Amanda, all right, let's go. 59 00:02:49,759 --> 00:02:50,159 Speaker 2: Let's go. 60 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,159 Speaker 4: We're gonna cover. 61 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,439 Speaker 1: A story that's in your neck of the woods. We're 62 00:02:55,439 --> 00:02:57,199 gonna keep doing these till you finally know what one 63 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,599 of them are. But I got faith that you probably 64 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:03,439 know this one. Do you know what molasses is? 65 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,919 Speaker 2: Oh? I know this one, Yes, I know. 66 00:03:06,479 --> 00:03:08,120 Speaker 4: I knew that would give it away. 67 00:03:08,439 --> 00:03:13,719 Speaker 1: I will play dum during most of this. For those 68 00:03:13,719 --> 00:03:17,360 of you out there listening who don't know what molasses is. 69 00:03:17,719 --> 00:03:22,879 It's basically a thick, dark, very sticky syrup they put 70 00:03:23,039 --> 00:03:23,919 I'm actually. 71 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:26,400 Speaker 2: Huh what they put in gingerbread? Right? 72 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,599 Speaker 1: Yeah, actually there's I forgot about that. 73 00:03:30,479 --> 00:03:34,520 Speaker 3: But you're right gingerbread, ginger bread people, your bread houses, 74 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,400 which I did not win today, which is fine. 75 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:43,159 Speaker 1: Have you have you seen them making molasses in person? 76 00:03:43,199 --> 00:03:44,039 Have you ever seen that? 77 00:03:44,919 --> 00:03:47,719 Speaker 2: Dum? I don't recall. 78 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:52,479 Speaker 1: Probably I've seen it like gooey. 79 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:54,759 Speaker 2: It's goofy, right, it's like gooey and goofy. And they 80 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:57,280 like stretch it, right, don't they like it? 81 00:03:57,319 --> 00:03:59,879 Speaker 3: Like stretches it out, and it's like all thick and 82 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:00,960 melly looking. 83 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 1: When I when I've seen it, you're thinking of tappy. 84 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:09,120 And when I've seen it made, it was like at 85 00:04:09,159 --> 00:04:15,240 an Amish place and they had like these horses that 86 00:04:15,319 --> 00:04:17,600 would walk around in a circle, and they had like 87 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:21,560 these they were attached to like these poles. And when 88 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:24,360 they would walk around in circles with these poles attached, 89 00:04:24,399 --> 00:04:26,720 there was like a gear that would turn and it 90 00:04:26,759 --> 00:04:30,360 would grind up sugarcane because they would put the sugar 91 00:04:30,399 --> 00:04:33,160 cane in there and it would grind it up, and 92 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:36,600 then they would take that and boil it down. 93 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:39,800 Speaker 2: Wait, is this the Omish folk? 94 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:42,759 Speaker 1: I mean, this is how they make it in general, 95 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:47,160 But the people I saw making it was Amish. Well 96 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:50,120 yeah they I mean the factory method I'm sure doesn't 97 00:04:50,199 --> 00:04:53,279 use horses, but that's what the Amish did. They used 98 00:04:53,279 --> 00:04:57,800 the horses. Uh, basically the horse power so to speak, 99 00:04:58,279 --> 00:05:02,399 to grind up the sugar cane and then that creates 100 00:05:02,399 --> 00:05:05,879 a juice. They boil it down and then that forms 101 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:10,839 sugar crystals that they remove from the liquid, and the 102 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:14,959 brown syrup that's left is the molasses. They also make 103 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:16,519 just molasses cookies too. 104 00:05:16,959 --> 00:05:19,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, they dostal. 105 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:26,519 Speaker 1: So if you've already heard of molasses, you think of 106 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:31,399 it as a food product, right, obviously, yep. But it 107 00:05:31,439 --> 00:05:38,519 can also be fermented to produce ethanol. Now, this is 108 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:40,720 a lengthy process and I'm not going to bore you 109 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:45,439 with o those details. But it's through a distillery process, 110 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:49,519 much like making moonshine or whiskey. Okay, so I'm telling 111 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:53,399 I'm telling you this because the process is crucial for 112 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:57,680 today's story, which you say you know. So we're going 113 00:05:57,759 --> 00:06:02,000 to be looking at an incident in evolving the Purity 114 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:09,199 Distilling Company in Boston, Massachusetts on January fifteenth, nineteen nineteen. 115 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:12,959 Speaker 4: Oh okay, Amanda. 116 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:17,000 Speaker 1: At this facility, large amounts of molasses was stored there 117 00:06:17,319 --> 00:06:20,920 in this huge tank. This tank was fifty feet tall 118 00:06:21,639 --> 00:06:25,959 and ninety feet around. It would hold up to two 119 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,639 point three million gallons. 120 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:30,839 Speaker 2: Wait, I have a question. 121 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:35,120 Speaker 3: Yes, people used to fall into that stuff, right like 122 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:36,839 back in the day. 123 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:37,920 Speaker 4: I don't. 124 00:06:38,199 --> 00:06:40,680 Speaker 1: I mean, I know people fall into these vats, but 125 00:06:41,199 --> 00:06:42,720 I don't know about molasses. 126 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:44,680 Speaker 3: All I can think about when I hear vats and 127 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:46,759 like factories and like people have fallen in it. 128 00:06:47,319 --> 00:06:47,959 Speaker 2: Yep, that's what. 129 00:06:48,399 --> 00:06:51,519 Speaker 1: I definitely know a couple of horror stories about people 130 00:06:51,519 --> 00:06:58,079 falling into vats. So no, so they store all this 131 00:06:58,079 --> 00:07:00,399 stuff here. Like I said, two point three million alls 132 00:07:00,439 --> 00:07:03,319 is what this would hold. The molasses would actually be 133 00:07:03,399 --> 00:07:06,800 brought in by ship and it was stored here and 134 00:07:06,879 --> 00:07:09,879 once it went through the process, it would then be 135 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:16,759 transferred by pipeline to the purity plant in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Now, 136 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:24,160 this had been a bitterly cold January, but on the 137 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:27,720 fifteenth the temperature actually reached up a little. 138 00:07:27,439 --> 00:07:30,120 Speaker 4: Over forty degrees heatwave. 139 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:34,399 Speaker 1: The day before, a ship had actually come into town 140 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,600 and they made a delivery of fresh molasses in order 141 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:43,000 to reduce the viscosity of the molasses that was in 142 00:07:44,759 --> 00:07:52,279 inside the tower that as we were calling it. But 143 00:07:52,399 --> 00:07:56,199 the molasses had now heated up because of the rise 144 00:07:56,240 --> 00:08:00,800 of the temperature, and as the molasses heated up, it expanded. 145 00:08:02,279 --> 00:08:06,720 The older, colder molasses was now mixed with this fresh, 146 00:08:06,879 --> 00:08:10,360 warm molasses, and that was not going to bode well 147 00:08:10,399 --> 00:08:15,439 for the city. Around twelve thirty pm, workers at the 148 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:18,439 facility were busy with their you know, the normal duties, 149 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:20,800 and some were actually on their lunch break and they 150 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:24,759 were enjoying the nice, warmer than normal weather outside. 151 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:26,759 Speaker 2: Yep, that's nice. 152 00:08:27,959 --> 00:08:31,000 Speaker 1: Little did they know that they were just minutes away 153 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:31,480 from a. 154 00:08:31,399 --> 00:08:34,279 Speaker 2: Disaster, A big one, big, old. 155 00:08:34,159 --> 00:08:36,960 Speaker 1: Enough and I'll tell you the rest of it right 156 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:41,279 after this quick sponsor break. All right, Amanda, So this 157 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:44,799 story happened in your neck of the woods. You've heard 158 00:08:44,919 --> 00:08:45,559 enough of it? 159 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,000 Speaker 4: Are you sure you know the story? 160 00:08:47,639 --> 00:08:49,960 Speaker 2: Pretty sure? I know the story about Hitney. Let's go 161 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:50,679 all right. 162 00:08:51,399 --> 00:08:56,120 Speaker 1: It's around twelve thirty. The ground began to shake, almost 163 00:08:56,159 --> 00:08:59,279 like an earthquake. You could hear a deep rumbling from 164 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:03,000 all around on the facility. This was followed by what 165 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:08,000 sounded like a huge clap of thunder. Now that sound 166 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:11,840 came from the tank holding the two point three million 167 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,399 gallons of sticky molasses. 168 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:20,039 Speaker 2: Yep, so gross when you think about it. 169 00:09:21,679 --> 00:09:27,159 Speaker 1: The bystanders heard what they described as machine gun fire. 170 00:09:27,879 --> 00:09:30,279 This was actually the sound of the rivets in the 171 00:09:30,399 --> 00:09:32,840 vat being shot out of the tank. 172 00:09:33,159 --> 00:09:36,080 Speaker 2: One by one, like underground, right. 173 00:09:37,039 --> 00:09:42,440 Speaker 4: No, it was above ground. Okay, you're talking about the rivets. 174 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:45,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, like the rivet Yeah, Like, wouldn't that kill somebody? 175 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:47,200 Like if it was going at a high speed? 176 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:49,679 Speaker 1: Oh, my eye, but like I'm sure, I'm sure probably, 177 00:09:49,679 --> 00:09:53,639 I'm sure it probably could. Uh, but the rivets usually 178 00:09:53,679 --> 00:09:56,080 around you would have like a band, a still band 179 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:59,039 that would go around to try to store it up, 180 00:09:59,039 --> 00:10:01,159 and the rivets would be holding the band on. So 181 00:10:01,519 --> 00:10:04,200 they probably had two or three bands going around that 182 00:10:04,279 --> 00:10:08,759 thing all the way up to the top. The tank 183 00:10:08,879 --> 00:10:14,480 then gave away, and a rush of air was so 184 00:10:14,759 --> 00:10:18,960 strong that it tossed numerous people like rag dolls. It 185 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:23,159 even blew a truck into the Boston Harbor just the 186 00:10:23,159 --> 00:10:29,480 air from this thing breaking. Then came the flood of 187 00:10:29,559 --> 00:10:33,919 molasses as it swallowed up everything in its path, moving 188 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,879 just to get huh. 189 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,639 Speaker 2: I think it was moving like at Lat's Theater. 190 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:40,480 Speaker 3: I mean it's like slow as molasses high, Like was 191 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,519 it just like that? 192 00:10:42,519 --> 00:10:44,559 Speaker 1: That's true? But I think we need this is going 193 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,399 to because I actually have that number for you in 194 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:47,600 a minute. I don't want to give it to you 195 00:10:47,639 --> 00:10:50,240 just then, but we're getting ready to cover that, just 196 00:10:50,279 --> 00:10:52,960 to give you an idea of what a strange situation 197 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:58,000 this was. Molasses has a density of twelve pounds per gallon. 198 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:03,200 That's forty percent more dense than water. That means the 199 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:06,320 molasses had more energy when it got going than what 200 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:10,039 water would. It was destroying more stuff than a flood 201 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:10,639 of water. 202 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,320 Speaker 2: Was scary, it's probably terrifying. 203 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:17,639 Speaker 1: It was a twenty five foot wave of molasses, and 204 00:11:17,759 --> 00:11:20,879 it didn't just dribble out like an old man's orgasm. 205 00:11:21,799 --> 00:11:24,600 It was moving at thirty five miles per hour. 206 00:11:25,039 --> 00:11:27,279 Speaker 2: That's really fast to people walking. 207 00:11:29,039 --> 00:11:34,559 Speaker 1: Entire businesses were swept straight off of their foundations. Once 208 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:38,879 all was said and done, the colder weather then cooled 209 00:11:38,919 --> 00:11:42,480 down the molasses, trapping numerous people. I mean to think 210 00:11:42,519 --> 00:11:44,919 about those glue traps for rodents. 211 00:11:45,159 --> 00:11:46,679 Speaker 2: That's what was happening to these people. 212 00:11:47,159 --> 00:11:51,320 Speaker 1: It's basically what was happening. It was almost impossible to 213 00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:53,120 escape if you were stuck in it. 214 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,840 Speaker 3: I can't remember if there were deaths though that I 215 00:11:56,919 --> 00:11:59,080 can't remember. They had to have found people drowning in 216 00:11:59,120 --> 00:11:59,720 the molasses. 217 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:05,000 Speaker 1: Yes, numerous people were crushed by debris that came along 218 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:09,120 with the initial collapse. Others simply got stuck into molasses 219 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,600 and drowned. At the end of the event, twenty one 220 00:12:11,679 --> 00:12:15,000 people died and over two hundred and fifty people were injured. 221 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,720 Speaker 4: A multitude of horses were also killed. 222 00:12:20,759 --> 00:12:21,120 Speaker 2: On this d. 223 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,879 Speaker 1: Because you got to remember it's nineteen nineteen. There weren't 224 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,200 a bunch of hors you had more. 225 00:12:28,919 --> 00:12:32,399 Speaker 3: You've got a little narrow passageways. I mean they're thirty narrow, 226 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:36,120 but like imagine them though, going and hitting you at 227 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,279 thirty five miles an hour. 228 00:12:37,639 --> 00:12:37,879 Speaker 2: Done. 229 00:12:41,159 --> 00:12:43,480 Speaker 1: There was one hundred and sixteen cadets from the USS 230 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:46,120 Nantucket that came to help. They were the first on 231 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:50,080 the scene. The molasses was knee deep when they got there. 232 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:54,919 The Boston Police Red Cross, the Army and Navy person 233 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:58,000 that would eventually arrive on the scene, and after four 234 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:02,159 days the search and rescue, he was called off. Many 235 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:07,080 of those killed were still stuck in the molasses and 236 00:13:07,399 --> 00:13:09,480 they couldn't even be identified. 237 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,000 Speaker 2: Ooh, because they melted. They melt. 238 00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:15,919 Speaker 1: Now, they didn't melt they I guess they just were 239 00:13:15,919 --> 00:13:18,039 stuck down in and you couldn't just pull somebody off 240 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:21,919 without Probably you did, they'd be covered molasses. 241 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:23,679 Speaker 4: They should. 242 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,120 Speaker 1: They should just let a bunch of ants or something 243 00:13:26,159 --> 00:13:28,360 in there and they would have taken. 244 00:13:28,159 --> 00:13:28,759 Speaker 4: Care of the problems. 245 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,440 Speaker 2: Then you'd have an ant problem. 246 00:13:32,799 --> 00:13:34,559 Speaker 4: Well, sometimes you just got to pick and choose. 247 00:13:34,879 --> 00:13:36,559 Speaker 2: Well, pretty terrible. 248 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:40,720 Speaker 1: It would take three or four months before all the 249 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:41,840 bodies were recovered. 250 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,759 Speaker 2: Well, so they were just like people were just walking 251 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:46,639 by dead people like, oh there was I. 252 00:13:46,639 --> 00:13:49,399 Speaker 1: Don't think anybody was walking by much because the cleanup 253 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,440 took several weeks after that, And I think the only reason, 254 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,559 I mean, how would you even start to clean something 255 00:13:54,639 --> 00:13:57,080 like that up? Think about how hard it is, like 256 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,360 if you spill, If you spilled the whole jar of 257 00:13:59,679 --> 00:14:03,080 a love syrup on your counter, how hard would that 258 00:14:03,159 --> 00:14:06,200 be to clean up the pain? Then you got a 259 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:12,039 whole city block basically full of of knee deep molasses. 260 00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:14,960 Speaker 4: I think I think what they. 261 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:18,240 Speaker 1: Did because they were right there by the harbor. I 262 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:21,080 think somehow they were able to wash the stuff towards 263 00:14:21,159 --> 00:14:21,639 the harbor. 264 00:14:22,399 --> 00:14:23,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I don't. 265 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:26,240 Speaker 4: I would love to see the process. 266 00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:28,840 Speaker 3: That they used, like get it like get it away 267 00:14:29,879 --> 00:14:32,360 and stuck to everything. Because molasses is sticky. 268 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,600 Speaker 4: It's very nice, it's thick and sticky. 269 00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:37,840 Speaker 3: It's gross when it's by itself. No one likes it 270 00:14:38,039 --> 00:14:41,399 by itself, he said, no. 271 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:42,039 Speaker 4: One likes it. 272 00:14:42,559 --> 00:14:43,159 Speaker 2: No one likes it. 273 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,720 Speaker 3: I mean, who is who is in their fridge? Like 274 00:14:46,039 --> 00:14:49,360 I'm gonna go over some molasses. But nobody, Nobody that 275 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,519 I know present day is like, I really love me 276 00:14:51,639 --> 00:14:52,919 a good spoon of molasses. 277 00:14:53,399 --> 00:14:53,799 Speaker 2: Nobody. 278 00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:57,559 Speaker 1: My father in law he used to love sorghum, which 279 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,320 I think is along the same lines. 280 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,200 Speaker 2: I don't know even know what that is. That doesn't 281 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:02,840 sound great, that sounds terrible. 282 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:08,200 Speaker 1: It's it's something similar because it's like a brown thicker whatever. 283 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:13,360 But all right, So, all one hundred and nineteen residents 284 00:15:13,399 --> 00:15:16,480 of the area brought a class action lawsuit against the 285 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:22,200 US Industrial Alcohol Company, which had just purchased the Purity 286 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:26,200 Distilling Company about two years earlier. Yep, it was Amanda, 287 00:15:26,279 --> 00:15:30,440 the first class action lawsuit in Massachusetts history. 288 00:15:30,879 --> 00:15:33,200 Speaker 2: That I didn't know, but now I do. Great information. 289 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:37,480 Speaker 1: It took three years to settle, but eventually it paid 290 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:40,519 out six hundred and twenty eight thousand dollars total. That 291 00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:43,559 would be ten point six million in today's currency. 292 00:15:43,799 --> 00:15:44,600 Speaker 2: They do. 293 00:15:46,799 --> 00:15:48,799 Speaker 4: Which went well with the molessis. 294 00:15:50,919 --> 00:15:51,679 Speaker 2: What she did there? 295 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,519 Speaker 4: Ide you what you kind of set me up. 296 00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:59,080 Speaker 1: Families of the victims got around seven thousand dollars each, 297 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,320 which is about one hundred eighteen thousand a day. That 298 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:02,320 seems a little. 299 00:16:02,679 --> 00:16:06,120 Speaker 3: Cheap for back then, though, I feel like they were 300 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,559 just like, yes, I don't have to pee in a couple. 301 00:16:08,679 --> 00:16:12,279 Speaker 4: Oh, they can go by a toilet, Like I'm sure 302 00:16:12,279 --> 00:16:13,000 that's probably right. 303 00:16:13,559 --> 00:16:17,440 Speaker 1: So what caused the disaster, it's not one hundred percent clear, 304 00:16:18,279 --> 00:16:21,279 but it's believed that the tank had been leaking since 305 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,519 the first day that it was filled up back in 306 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,440 nineteen fifteen. 307 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,840 Speaker 2: Holy, that's a long time. 308 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,480 Speaker 1: There was also poor construction of the tank in every 309 00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:35,279 single facet, including the rivets. The rivets were were a 310 00:16:35,399 --> 00:16:39,600 lesser quality, and they were a little bit shorter than 311 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,200 they should have been. 312 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:43,120 Speaker 2: They mickey moused it. They skimmed. They skimmed. Look what 313 00:16:43,159 --> 00:16:44,720 happens when you skim do you know? 314 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,080 Speaker 4: Always end? 315 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:50,039 Speaker 2: You know, this day you can still smell molasses on 316 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:50,679 the street. 317 00:16:51,039 --> 00:16:53,279 Speaker 4: And you know what, I actually didn't put that in there, 318 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:54,600 but you're right, they all. 319 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:56,519 Speaker 3: That's true. 320 00:16:56,600 --> 00:17:00,440 Speaker 1: No, no, on on the hot days they say you 321 00:17:00,559 --> 00:17:02,519 can still smell molasses. 322 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:08,519 Speaker 2: Well, uh, high five on me, because that's I guess 323 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:09,559 I was just joking. 324 00:17:10,519 --> 00:17:12,279 Speaker 1: I mean, you got to imagine you can't clean all 325 00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:14,240 that out. It's got to it's got to soak in 326 00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:16,160 though all kinds of services. 327 00:17:16,519 --> 00:17:20,599 Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's so much like a long time ago. 328 00:17:20,759 --> 00:17:23,880 Now I feel like it just smells like sewer and like. 329 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,319 Speaker 2: Like sewer and. 330 00:17:28,039 --> 00:17:31,319 Speaker 4: Pollution big beans. 331 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,839 Speaker 2: Beans. Well, depending on where you are, it could smell 332 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,119 like the aquarium, which is gross. No one likes that 333 00:17:40,279 --> 00:17:40,799 smell either. 334 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,960 Speaker 4: So have you been to the location? Do you go 335 00:17:45,079 --> 00:17:46,039 to Boston very often? 336 00:17:46,079 --> 00:17:49,400 Speaker 2: I know you have, really No, I haven't, like in 337 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:50,079 a long time. 338 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,039 Speaker 3: I just have not gone into the city since COVID, really, 339 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,240 but I don't think I've been in those parts now. 340 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,319 When I go to Boston, it's mostly like to Faniel 341 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:02,000 Hall and horsty stuff. But there are a couple of 342 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:05,640 good restaurants like Hidden Gems, Like I used to go 343 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,519 to those, but I know anymore. 344 00:18:08,759 --> 00:18:10,759 Speaker 1: So the restaurants are hidden Gems or that's the name 345 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:11,359 of the restaurant. 346 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:15,839 Speaker 3: No, no, no, they're like hidden little like like and 347 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,200 stuff everywhere, which is nice, but I haven't done it 348 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,480 in a long time. It's just a pain in the 349 00:18:19,559 --> 00:18:23,480 ass to get around, and like the tea is disgusting 350 00:18:23,799 --> 00:18:25,799 most of the time, depending on when you go, and 351 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,759 it shuts down at two am, so like you got 352 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,039 to kind of plan around what you're gonna do. 353 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,119 Speaker 4: But they probably get that tea straight from the. 354 00:18:33,119 --> 00:18:36,079 Speaker 2: Harbor, so they do they do get the tea straight 355 00:18:36,079 --> 00:18:36,640 from the harbor. 356 00:18:36,839 --> 00:18:37,000 Speaker 4: You know. 357 00:18:37,599 --> 00:18:46,200 Speaker 2: Revere was like, oh tea, yeah, but yeah, but no, 358 00:18:46,519 --> 00:18:50,480 he wasn't listen, it's been a rea He was not. 359 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,559 He was not. But it's okay. His old guy that 360 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,640 was talking to my friend Angelique way too much. 361 00:18:56,680 --> 00:19:00,240 Speaker 3: We started talking about Boston tea party and I was like, 362 00:19:00,279 --> 00:19:01,799 you know, and Abraham Lincoln was like. 363 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,160 Speaker 2: Stop but he in the ocean. 364 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,920 Speaker 3: And this like eighty five year old guy was like 365 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,880 looking at me like I had seven hundred heads because 366 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,039 I was just like making it up as I was going. 367 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,000 But I was just like throwing names everywhere, and he 368 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,359 was just like, where did you go to school? I 369 00:19:15,519 --> 00:19:19,599 was like, oh, I don't know, I don't know. I 370 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,240 was entertaining. 371 00:19:20,279 --> 00:19:21,359 Speaker 2: I thought it was good. I don't know. 372 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,920 Speaker 3: I just thought it was fun to just tell this 373 00:19:23,039 --> 00:19:24,839 crazy strugg didn't even really happen. 374 00:19:26,519 --> 00:19:27,079 Speaker 2: It was fun. 375 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:28,519 Speaker 4: That's what I love about you. 376 00:19:29,279 --> 00:19:31,319 Speaker 2: Thanks, just rolling with the punches. How you been, what's 377 00:19:31,319 --> 00:19:34,480 going on with you? What's new? Mary? Well? 378 00:19:34,559 --> 00:19:36,000 Speaker 1: I did we talked to last week that I was 379 00:19:36,039 --> 00:19:38,359 trying to buy a house in Florida. That happened and 380 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:42,119 everything went fund with the closing, and all that is 381 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,920 stressful was I'll get out trying to move all the stuff. 382 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,960 I'm trying to sell half my furniture and because it's 383 00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:51,880 just expensive to move. So I've just been selling stuff 384 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,160 that I really didn't want to take down there, Like 385 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:57,440 I've got a you know, I've got a double. I'm 386 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:00,799 not a double, it's I've got a two level deck 387 00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:02,960 out in the back of the house. I got now, 388 00:20:03,559 --> 00:20:06,200 So I got patio furniture like some just like a 389 00:20:06,279 --> 00:20:08,640 couple of chairs and all that on one part and 390 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,680 then lower I had a patio set in a swing 391 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,519 like I can't. I can't have fire pits or anything 392 00:20:13,519 --> 00:20:17,359 where I'm going. It's against So yeah, I've just been 393 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,119 selling all that stuff. Well i take it down and 394 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,839 the patio sets an older one, so I'll just get 395 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:23,680 something smaller. 396 00:20:23,759 --> 00:20:26,559 Speaker 4: I don't have near the room. So just little things 397 00:20:26,599 --> 00:20:26,759 like that. 398 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:30,319 Speaker 1: And I've been having garage cells and uh selling Like 399 00:20:30,519 --> 00:20:32,680 in my bedroom where I'm at now is just it's 400 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:37,119 an extra big bedroom. Yeah, I've got at the I had, 401 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:40,039 I had the bed and at the at the foot 402 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,559 of the bed, I had a love seat and I 403 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:45,480 still had probably four or five feet from from the 404 00:20:45,559 --> 00:20:47,519 wall to where I have my TV was so, I mean, 405 00:20:47,559 --> 00:20:49,440 it's it's like the biggest bedroom I've ever seen in 406 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:49,839 my life. 407 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:54,559 Speaker 4: It's the best part about the whole house, because they sure. 408 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,240 Speaker 1: Skimped when it came to the living room and dining 409 00:20:56,319 --> 00:20:58,720 room and stuff, because that stuff is like a hotel 410 00:20:58,839 --> 00:21:00,480 room together. 411 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,119 Speaker 4: So the best part was that. 412 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,119 Speaker 1: And then so but I but I can't used to 413 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:08,200 love seat up there, and I can't use the TV stand, 414 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,960 and so I've just been selling stuff right and left, 415 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,559 and the people have been getting bargains. 416 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:13,440 Speaker 4: I can tell you that. 417 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,640 Speaker 2: Are you selling stuff in the room like that you're 418 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,680 in right now? Or is that all going with you? No? 419 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,920 Speaker 1: Well, you remember that I had the six foot clown 420 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:21,559 beside me? 421 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:22,279 Speaker 2: Uh huh? 422 00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:23,599 Speaker 4: I sold that? 423 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:24,640 Speaker 2: You sold that? 424 00:21:24,799 --> 00:21:26,599 Speaker 4: Is that the only thing that's That's the only thing 425 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:27,839 in this room this being sold? 426 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,359 Speaker 1: Well, the studio will be intaight, And that's only and 427 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:34,319 the only reason I sold the clown is because I 428 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:36,359 didn't if it was going to take too much space. 429 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:36,920 Speaker 4: To take down there. 430 00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:40,480 Speaker 1: And I think the I think the studio that we're 431 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:41,720 going to have down there is going to be just 432 00:21:41,839 --> 00:21:43,119 a tad bit smaller. 433 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:48,920 Speaker 2: So yeah, you no go fluttered? No, you really don't. Well, 434 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:52,079 I know that where in probably what the end of 435 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,480 January going into February. 436 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:57,839 Speaker 4: Yeah, this, I think this episode is like February tenth. 437 00:21:57,759 --> 00:22:00,799 Speaker 2: Or something, right, But it's only twelve twenty right now. 438 00:22:01,079 --> 00:22:04,640 So I do hope that you have a very merry Christmas. 439 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,960 We didn't do one thing though. Do you have any 440 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,200 Grampas stories? No? 441 00:22:10,759 --> 00:22:14,119 Speaker 1: I thought about it, and then with everything going on, 442 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,680 I was just like, now we'll just stick to the schedule. 443 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,079 Speaker 3: Yeah. 444 00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:20,559 Speaker 1: Yeah, we did a Halloween special, but just didn't do 445 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,480 a Christmas special. 446 00:22:21,759 --> 00:22:22,920 Speaker 2: Crampus do you believe in him? Yes? 447 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:23,119 Speaker 3: Or no? 448 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:25,279 Speaker 4: Don't believe in Crampus? 449 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,279 Speaker 2: You believe he's real? Do you think he comes down 450 00:22:27,319 --> 00:22:28,680 and beats you with sticks when you're naughty? 451 00:22:29,319 --> 00:22:31,720 Speaker 1: I'd like to think that's true, but I doubt that 452 00:22:31,799 --> 00:22:32,240 it's true. 453 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:33,119 Speaker 2: Who knows. 454 00:22:33,599 --> 00:22:35,559 Speaker 3: I need to find some real I'm gonna go on TikTok. 455 00:22:35,559 --> 00:22:38,240 I'm gonna send you all the tiktoks. Also side note, 456 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,480 really quick, do you want to hear it? 457 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:41,440 Speaker 4: Sure? 458 00:22:42,079 --> 00:22:43,680 Speaker 2: I went on and on timu. 459 00:22:44,599 --> 00:22:46,680 Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I thought I've thought a bunch of stuff 460 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,400 off t moved. I'm not bought from the other side. 461 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:48,839 Speaker 4: What is it. 462 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,960 Speaker 2: For the sheen? 463 00:22:53,799 --> 00:22:55,160 Speaker 4: Sheen? I haven't bought from me. 464 00:22:55,559 --> 00:22:57,960 Speaker 2: Don't buy from I mean personally me. Don't get offended 465 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,079 and don't come for me. But I don't. 466 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,480 Speaker 3: I don't particular care for shine. It's not like my 467 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,960 favorite thing. But I find some of it to be 468 00:23:06,039 --> 00:23:08,079 really nice. Some of it's nice like quality, and some 469 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,799 of it just falls apart when you wash it. So 470 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,480 I don't staff with them. But I have to tell 471 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,799 you that my family is probably not gonna be thrilled 472 00:23:15,839 --> 00:23:18,519 with me next year. As I bought a couple but 473 00:23:18,759 --> 00:23:21,359 shirts that say I do it for the hose and 474 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,759 it's a picture of Santa. Then I have another switch 475 00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:28,559 that says I put out for Santa and it's like 476 00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:31,640 cookies and milk. And then there's another one that says 477 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:37,960 I like them big, thick and sprucy, and I can't 478 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,039 wait to get them. I might just wear them out 479 00:23:41,079 --> 00:23:43,079 and about for fun to just see what people. Oh 480 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,799 my god, but I think it's funny and I can't wait. 481 00:23:45,839 --> 00:23:47,519 Speaker 2: I just want to share that with you. Oh wait. Also, 482 00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:51,079 I got a penis with a straw hat on that's 483 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:51,599 gonna hang. 484 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:55,000 Speaker 1: First of all, you can't just throw in at the 485 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,759 very end. Oh and by the way, I got a 486 00:23:57,799 --> 00:23:59,839 penis with a straw hat on. That's not how you 487 00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,279 and a conversation. You don't just throw something like that. 488 00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:07,400 Why that's that's middle of the conversation type. 489 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:08,400 Speaker 4: Stuff that's in. 490 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, because who cares about weenie in a straw? 491 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,720 Speaker 1: Because see that that is the that is you in 492 00:24:15,799 --> 00:24:19,559 a nutshell. That tells tells everybody they need to know 493 00:24:19,599 --> 00:24:22,640 about you. Is you got so much crazy shit going 494 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,720 on in your life that that's something you could just 495 00:24:24,759 --> 00:24:26,160 throw in, like oh and by. 496 00:24:26,079 --> 00:24:29,519 Speaker 2: The way, oh and by the way, he bought a weenie. 497 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:30,839 It goes in your car. 498 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,240 Speaker 3: Mare, But it's going to stray od on to what 499 00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:34,799 hide like the mushroom ted part of it, which is fine, 500 00:24:34,839 --> 00:24:37,000 I don't mind. But like Matt won't allow me to 501 00:24:37,039 --> 00:24:39,119 get a ween pillow, Like I really want to get 502 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,240 a peen pillow in the worst way. It's just just 503 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:45,400 like plushy pean pillow. And he's smiling and he's so happy, 504 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,240 and I just love him so much. But I think 505 00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:49,960 I'm just gonna do it anyways, and that can suck. 506 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,079 Speaker 4: It, so get this. 507 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:55,440 Speaker 1: While we're on the subject, So my daughter I asked 508 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,759 her what her fiance would like for Christmas, and she 509 00:24:57,839 --> 00:25:00,599 sent me a couple of things. And one of the 510 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,079 things that she sent me, which I don't think I 511 00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:06,440 would have probably sent my dad, it's like this nutcream. 512 00:25:07,559 --> 00:25:09,880 It's it's like this stuff that well, it's stuff that 513 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:13,480 you put on, like a deode rent that you put 514 00:25:13,519 --> 00:25:15,960 on and is supposed to soothe your ball. 515 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:23,799 Speaker 4: Sack and all this stuff belly balls. I'm like, I'm like, okay, 516 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,400 I'll buy it, but it's kind of already. Did it 517 00:25:27,519 --> 00:25:28,799 came into meloday. 518 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,240 Speaker 2: You gave it? Did you give it to him? No? 519 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:31,480 Speaker 4: I don't. I'm not gonna give it to him. 520 00:25:32,279 --> 00:25:34,039 Speaker 3: A joke, do you think she like was trying to 521 00:25:34,079 --> 00:25:36,000 make a funny and then you took it really serious 522 00:25:36,039 --> 00:25:36,559 and bought no. 523 00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:40,240 Speaker 1: No, trust me, my daughter has my sense of humor. 524 00:25:40,519 --> 00:25:43,480 I can I know exactly when she's joking. This was 525 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,880 literally something that he apparently already uses. 526 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:52,440 Speaker 3: Oh god, you know too much so much. My mom 527 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,880 like made a joke about my son. My mom was like, oh, 528 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:59,160 like you planned a Jonathan wrong because his birthday was 529 00:25:59,200 --> 00:25:59,759 the fifteenth. 530 00:25:59,799 --> 00:26:04,480 Speaker 2: Then I was thinking to myself like ooh, I'm like what. 531 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,519 I'm like, what do you what? And she was like, oh, you. 532 00:26:07,559 --> 00:26:10,160 Speaker 3: Planned them wrong. And then there's my husband being like laughing. 533 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,119 He's like I really wanted to say, well, you're a 534 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,160 Christmas I was. It was something so fucked up. He 535 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,680 didn't say it to her, he said it to me, 536 00:26:16,839 --> 00:26:20,119 but it was like, oh, like, you're like Christmas present 537 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:23,079 standing in front of you, like I got crazy in 538 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,559 March to give you your present in December. And I 539 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,720 was like, oh, don't don't you ever say that. 540 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:35,400 Speaker 1: Cor So, this this stuff is called Happy Nuts Comfort Cream, 541 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,519 and it says lotion to powder and it's got a 542 00:26:39,559 --> 00:26:47,319 cute little thing unball laevably fresh. It's sweat protection, odor neutralizing, 543 00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:55,119 anti batwing, prevents chafing, alo for soothing, and it's a 544 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:58,000 manly scent. I don't think you necessarily want a manly 545 00:26:58,079 --> 00:27:01,960 sent down there, because unless you're gonna have men down there, 546 00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:03,559 I think that's that would appeal to. 547 00:27:03,759 --> 00:27:10,000 Speaker 2: But yeah, nuts suck these nuts. No, that's not what 548 00:27:10,079 --> 00:27:12,119 it's called. It's just called like just the nuts. 549 00:27:12,279 --> 00:27:14,440 Speaker 4: Wait, it's happy nuts, happy nuts. 550 00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:17,039 Speaker 3: Would that be inappropriate to give like a family member 551 00:27:17,079 --> 00:27:18,960 and just like not say anything, just like put it 552 00:27:19,039 --> 00:27:20,759 in their little bag and not say two words. 553 00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:25,680 Speaker 2: I think. I'm like that, my brother, I'm not gonna lie. 554 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,240 Speaker 4: Almost order two of them? 555 00:27:27,839 --> 00:27:28,559 Speaker 2: What one for you? 556 00:27:29,839 --> 00:27:30,799 Speaker 4: You should have thought about it. 557 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,160 Speaker 2: You should have been like, hey, Tracy, did my ball 558 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,440 smell fresh? Like you know what I mean? 559 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:43,599 Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, your ball smell terrific, like the old commercials. 560 00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:44,920 Speaker 2: Your ball. 561 00:27:45,599 --> 00:27:50,599 Speaker 3: You're that's a real ballsy present cherry. You're just gonna 562 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,559 like put it in this Like how you just going 563 00:27:52,599 --> 00:27:53,480 to present that to him? 564 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,960 Speaker 2: I'm like, here you go. This awkward as fuck. I 565 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,480 can't believe you did it. You bought it. 566 00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,240 Speaker 1: Not not as awkward as the fact that my my 567 00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:02,359 other daughter is downstairs wrapping it right now. 568 00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:03,559 Speaker 2: Oh. 569 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,359 Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, what is thatt one for Christmas? I'm like, oh, 570 00:28:09,519 --> 00:28:11,519 just like massages, Like just go to a massage. I'm 571 00:28:11,519 --> 00:28:14,000 not like, mom, can you get them fucking peg? 572 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:20,720 Speaker 2: Like do you know what I mean? It's just weird? No? 573 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,960 Speaker 4: All right, Well, I guess that's the finishing touch on 574 00:28:23,039 --> 00:28:23,400 this show. 575 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:28,039 Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I have so many nut jokes going through 576 00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:28,839 my head right now. 577 00:28:29,839 --> 00:28:31,079 Speaker 4: I do not doubt it. 578 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:35,200 Speaker 3: Oh my god, all right, well, ho ho ho, Merry Christmas. 579 00:28:35,319 --> 00:28:37,240 It is No, I don't know why I'm saying, Mary. 580 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,720 Speaker 4: Did I take it they're listening to this in February. 581 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:43,880 Speaker 3: It's a happy Valentine's Day. I apologize Friday everyone. 582 00:28:44,839 --> 00:28:47,079 Speaker 1: Actually, what we were talking about fits Valentine's Day way 583 00:28:47,119 --> 00:28:48,079 more than it would Christmas. 584 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:53,240 Speaker 2: So what Oh, I get what you're saying. I just 585 00:28:53,279 --> 00:28:56,039 took that too. 586 00:28:56,319 --> 00:28:58,400 Speaker 4: Just like that, you're off topic again. 587 00:28:58,279 --> 00:29:00,839 Speaker 2: So I'm not. The light bulb went off. That's fine, 588 00:29:01,799 --> 00:29:02,559 all right, my dear. 589 00:29:02,599 --> 00:29:03,599 Speaker 4: I'll talk to you next week. 590 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:04,359 Speaker 2: Ye bye. 591 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:05,920 Speaker 3: M