WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.600 --> 00:00:04.639 Welcome to the I'm Still Fun Podcast. Hi, Hi Jenny, 2 00:00:04.639 --> 00:00:06.519 how are you? Oh? I'm good. How are you? Though? 3 00:00:06.559 --> 00:00:08.759 That's the real question because I'm looking at i know, 4 00:00:08.919 --> 00:00:11.119 Alan's face right in front of me, and does the 5 00:00:11.160 --> 00:00:13.359 microphone kind of block it? It does block right now, 6 00:00:13.359 --> 00:00:15.720 like I can't even see it. Okay, amazing that because 7 00:00:15.720 --> 00:00:20.320 I'm I do think it would be distracting for you 8 00:00:20.399 --> 00:00:23.280 and for cult to have to look at me, because 9 00:00:24.239 --> 00:00:27.199 you know, obviously like you. They say you shouldn't look 10 00:00:27.559 --> 00:00:29.800 at people if they have something going on, but it's 11 00:00:29.879 --> 00:00:32.799 human nature if like something is off, Like my whole 12 00:00:32.840 --> 00:00:35.039 right side of my face is very bruised, yes, and 13 00:00:35.159 --> 00:00:38.520 very swollen. Yes. So I had like that face procedure again, 14 00:00:39.200 --> 00:00:41.960 which I keep telling people because I'm so stressed out 15 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:43.920 about it. So literally at Target, I'm like, I had 16 00:00:43.960 --> 00:00:45.920 a face procedure. I'm sorry, can you help me find 17 00:00:45.960 --> 00:00:48.640 this blake brown beauty? I had a face procedure to 18 00:00:48.719 --> 00:00:51.200 the dentist today, not on the phone, can I move 19 00:00:51.200 --> 00:00:53.399 my appointment? I had a face procedure. And then I'm like, 20 00:00:53.640 --> 00:00:56.520 they probably all think I had plastic surgery, which there's 21 00:00:56.560 --> 00:00:58.719 nothing wrong with that, but I didn't say I'm like, 22 00:00:59.200 --> 00:01:02.600 I wouldn't say, it's more like dental work was done. Okay, Yeah, 23 00:01:02.600 --> 00:01:07.000 Well I also was concerned how I sound. I think 24 00:01:07.040 --> 00:01:10.159 they okay, you sound better. I feel like today I 25 00:01:10.239 --> 00:01:13.640 was like coffee with yesterday. I think you definitely sound 26 00:01:13.680 --> 00:01:16.760 better to okay, good. Yeah, I felt a little less 27 00:01:16.920 --> 00:01:20.200 swollen when I woke up, more bruised, but like the 28 00:01:20.239 --> 00:01:22.920 top part of my cheek is squishy now whereas before 29 00:01:23.000 --> 00:01:25.280 it was, you know, very hard from being swollen. But 30 00:01:25.799 --> 00:01:29.319 I so my hope is the spots were bigger in 31 00:01:29.319 --> 00:01:31.719 my mouth. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, 32 00:01:31.719 --> 00:01:34.359 I have a malformation of blood vessels, and they go 33 00:01:34.439 --> 00:01:36.719 from the outside. People think they go on the inside 34 00:01:36.760 --> 00:01:38.200 and remove them nose. She goes from the outside. She 35 00:01:38.239 --> 00:01:40.840 injects them with like a needle. It's like a medicine 36 00:01:40.920 --> 00:01:45.400 used in chemotherapy. And long story longer. They were bigger 37 00:01:45.439 --> 00:01:48.120 this time, and she was much more aggressive this time. 38 00:01:48.159 --> 00:01:53.640 So I really really hope that maybe they'll stay gone longer. Yeah. 39 00:01:53.680 --> 00:01:55.599 At least, well, you didn't even think that it was 40 00:01:55.640 --> 00:01:57.079 going to be a thing that you had to deal 41 00:01:57.120 --> 00:01:59.879 with again, right for the first time, Well, she said 42 00:01:59.879 --> 00:02:03.439 it was a possibility, okay, but I just definitely didn't 43 00:02:03.439 --> 00:02:06.359 think it'd be so quickly. Yeah, because I had the 44 00:02:06.400 --> 00:02:09.400 procedure almost two years to the date from and I've 45 00:02:09.439 --> 00:02:12.800 had these for a while now, So I just getting 46 00:02:12.840 --> 00:02:15.479 in with like a highly sought after radiologist not the 47 00:02:15.520 --> 00:02:19.400 easiest thing, right, But I'm fine, I will be fine, 48 00:02:19.439 --> 00:02:23.319 and I'm excited to just like hopefully for them to 49 00:02:23.360 --> 00:02:25.960 at least be gone for a freaking year would be glorious. 50 00:02:26.120 --> 00:02:29.319 So well, seriously, we went to go get coffee yesterday 51 00:02:29.400 --> 00:02:31.120 and I had gone to the bathroom and found was 52 00:02:31.120 --> 00:02:32.719 there by the time I came out of the bathroom 53 00:02:33.039 --> 00:02:34.919 and I walk up and I see her from a distance, 54 00:02:34.919 --> 00:02:37.000 and she's wearing this cute little bucket hat. And I 55 00:02:37.039 --> 00:02:38.479 walk up and then all of a sudden, she looks 56 00:02:38.560 --> 00:02:42.919 up at me. I was like, oh, I forgot about that. 57 00:02:43.639 --> 00:02:46.560 But honestly, the hat really, like really did kind of 58 00:02:46.560 --> 00:02:49.159 cover I've been wearing it. But we definitely sat in 59 00:02:49.199 --> 00:02:50.599 a back corner. I don't know if that was on 60 00:02:50.639 --> 00:02:55.840 purpose or a ROOMI or table for comfort. I asked 61 00:02:56.039 --> 00:02:57.919 Tina and Jenny to share their hopes and dreams of 62 00:02:57.960 --> 00:02:59.479 the Is that a did you think that was a 63 00:02:59.520 --> 00:03:01.560 weird question, not at all, because I have a friend 64 00:03:01.599 --> 00:03:04.039 in our friend group who asks us questions like that 65 00:03:04.080 --> 00:03:06.639 where it's like a random topic and like we all 66 00:03:06.639 --> 00:03:08.479 go around the table and say it. So No, I 67 00:03:08.479 --> 00:03:10.000 didn't think it was weird at all, And I think 68 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:12.759 it was kind of like different just because I mean, 69 00:03:12.800 --> 00:03:14.319 the three of us used to see each other all 70 00:03:14.319 --> 00:03:16.560 the time, so we just kind of knew everything constantly 71 00:03:16.639 --> 00:03:18.439 that was going on in our lives, and now I 72 00:03:18.520 --> 00:03:21.240 think when we get together it's like we kind of 73 00:03:21.280 --> 00:03:23.719 get into like the stuff you really want to like 74 00:03:23.759 --> 00:03:27.000 complain to those friends about and you don't always like 75 00:03:27.039 --> 00:03:29.800 stay super positive sometimes I feel like when you don't 76 00:03:29.800 --> 00:03:32.199 see friends as often. I thought this was like almost 77 00:03:32.240 --> 00:03:36.360 our most positive gathering, so I liked it. I personally 78 00:03:36.439 --> 00:03:38.479 did like it. Well. I also like you and Tina 79 00:03:38.479 --> 00:03:41.919 both are you know, like like you listening. Probably you 80 00:03:41.960 --> 00:03:44.240 have hope. We all have hopes and goals and dreams. 81 00:03:44.240 --> 00:03:48.360 But I'm always curious what youurals are. And I'm also 82 00:03:48.400 --> 00:03:51.120 on those people that I feel like, I like want 83 00:03:51.120 --> 00:03:53.199 to like help. If I find out someone is looking 84 00:03:53.199 --> 00:03:56.199 for a job, I start like just asking people because 85 00:03:56.280 --> 00:03:59.360 I want to help. Yeah, but so it's like, Oh, 86 00:03:59.400 --> 00:04:01.439 if you guys are after something and I could help 87 00:04:01.479 --> 00:04:03.599 with it, I would want to. I don't know that 88 00:04:03.639 --> 00:04:07.159 I actually have a really help, but I try. But no, 89 00:04:07.240 --> 00:04:10.439 it was good to see you guys, And we're gonna 90 00:04:10.439 --> 00:04:12.360 go see We're gonna see Tether again tomorrow night, which 91 00:04:12.400 --> 00:04:14.400 is kind of like very back to back. We're gonna 92 00:04:14.400 --> 00:04:16.839 go see that. We got lucky to do an advanced 93 00:04:16.839 --> 00:04:20.639 screening of It begins with us, it ends with us. Yeah, 94 00:04:20.639 --> 00:04:23.399 there is one called that though, Okay, it comes after 95 00:04:23.600 --> 00:04:25.920 Got this one. So it's the new Blake Lively movie. 96 00:04:26.480 --> 00:04:28.360 And I did order all of her hair care stuff 97 00:04:28.399 --> 00:04:30.759 on Targets app. I didn't even know anything about this 98 00:04:30.839 --> 00:04:33.279 until you message Tina like I'm gonna be at Target 99 00:04:33.279 --> 00:04:35.959 at like seven am tomorrow. You don't follow her. I do, 100 00:04:36.079 --> 00:04:38.480 but I don't know. Like all she's been posting about 101 00:04:38.639 --> 00:04:42.240 her new hair care line and it's exclusively at Target. 102 00:04:42.279 --> 00:04:45.600 So I wanted to get it. And I go to 103 00:04:45.680 --> 00:04:50.000 Target and nothing is set up. I go early Sunday morning. 104 00:04:51.480 --> 00:04:55.399 Three of the people all they didn't speak English, and 105 00:04:55.399 --> 00:04:57.240 that's fine. The first three people I went to they 106 00:04:57.319 --> 00:04:59.160 literally looked like deer in headlights. When I walked up 107 00:04:59.160 --> 00:05:00.959 to I'm like, oh god, don't ask me a question. 108 00:05:01.319 --> 00:05:03.279 And I showed them the picture and they're like they 109 00:05:03.319 --> 00:05:05.120 just said, don't speak English, and I was like okay. 110 00:05:05.360 --> 00:05:07.480 So then I went to like a fourth woman who 111 00:05:07.519 --> 00:05:10.120 did but she's like, this isn't my area. Can't help 112 00:05:10.120 --> 00:05:11.879 you and I was like, yeah, oh my god, like kids, 113 00:05:11.920 --> 00:05:15.360 someone can direct me to. And she feels like that's 114 00:05:15.439 --> 00:05:18.839 not very targeted, and she all she said to me 115 00:05:19.040 --> 00:05:23.879 was early Sunday morning. It's not the most people like 116 00:05:23.959 --> 00:05:26.920 that you could get help from. And I was like okay. 117 00:05:27.319 --> 00:05:30.519 So I went to like a fifth person, a guy 118 00:05:30.720 --> 00:05:33.959 in the like register area. He was super nice. He 119 00:05:34.000 --> 00:05:35.399 like looked it up on his phone. He's like, it 120 00:05:35.399 --> 00:05:37.839 says it should be there. Maybe walk around a little 121 00:05:37.879 --> 00:05:39.480 bit and by that time they'll have pulled it from 122 00:05:39.480 --> 00:05:42.120 the back, you know, let me know if. He was 123 00:05:42.160 --> 00:05:45.560 like very helpful, but it wasn't there, and I just 124 00:05:45.680 --> 00:05:47.920 was like, I'm not going to another one. Yeah, And 125 00:05:47.959 --> 00:05:49.399 I just ordered them online, so I'll let you know. 126 00:05:49.399 --> 00:05:52.319 I'm supposed to get one today, I think, a couple tomorrow, 127 00:05:52.360 --> 00:05:55.120 and the last one's on Thursday. So what is the 128 00:05:55.360 --> 00:05:57.439 what are you looking to get out of these products? 129 00:05:57.439 --> 00:06:01.560 There's shampoo, yep, dry shampoo. There's a mask you put 130 00:06:01.600 --> 00:06:03.920 on your hair before you wash, and there's a mask 131 00:06:04.120 --> 00:06:07.319 like later, and then there's like a leaven stuff. She 132 00:06:07.319 --> 00:06:09.519 doesn't do conditioner, but the thing is like the hair 133 00:06:09.639 --> 00:06:12.120 masks kind of act as conditioner because they're just like 134 00:06:12.160 --> 00:06:15.839 a thicker conditioner. And that's freaking everyone out there isn't conditioners. 135 00:06:15.839 --> 00:06:18.079 She's like, I haven't used conditioner in twenty years. What 136 00:06:18.439 --> 00:06:21.199 she said that people in Hollywood don't use conditioner, but 137 00:06:21.199 --> 00:06:24.120 they use these masks. So it's like the same idea. 138 00:06:24.399 --> 00:06:26.680 Oh okay, So I don't know. I'm gonna try it. 139 00:06:26.759 --> 00:06:30.240 Everyone says it smells very good. It's a strong scent. Yeah, 140 00:06:30.319 --> 00:06:32.519 So if you don't like to be if you have 141 00:06:32.560 --> 00:06:36.319 like a uh like a heightened sense smell, then I 142 00:06:36.360 --> 00:06:37.800 don't think they're going to be for you. So I'm 143 00:06:37.839 --> 00:06:39.720 curious to see because I do have a heightened sense 144 00:06:39.759 --> 00:06:42.040 of smell. So we'll see, do you think. I mean, 145 00:06:42.079 --> 00:06:44.879 I understand that there's other things that she said she uses, 146 00:06:45.279 --> 00:06:48.040 but I couldn't get by with all conditioner. My hair 147 00:06:48.120 --> 00:06:53.279 is so snarly and like that's what the like, Uh, well, 148 00:06:53.319 --> 00:06:55.399 the mask is supposed to do the same thing, yeah, 149 00:06:55.439 --> 00:06:57.879 as conditioner, and then there's a spray in thing you 150 00:06:57.879 --> 00:07:01.800 can use after that's supposed to help with that. I believe. Okay, 151 00:07:02.079 --> 00:07:04.279 we'll see, because my hair can get pretty frizzy too, 152 00:07:04.319 --> 00:07:06.759 because I have like a natural wave in the back right. 153 00:07:07.000 --> 00:07:10.279 But I don't know. I asked Jake if he would 154 00:07:10.279 --> 00:07:12.839 accept a blowjob with my face like this. What was 155 00:07:12.839 --> 00:07:14.600 his answer. I wasn't gonna give him one. I want 156 00:07:14.600 --> 00:07:17.199 to be very clear, I'm And he was like, oh, 157 00:07:17.199 --> 00:07:18.720 I guess I would take one for the team. And 158 00:07:18.759 --> 00:07:21.839 I was like, you're sick, and I go. I go. 159 00:07:22.240 --> 00:07:24.800 The sick part is you probably would get off faster 160 00:07:24.879 --> 00:07:26.519 and they would have a whole new set of issues. 161 00:07:26.560 --> 00:07:31.600 He's I can't probably okay, so long story longer, Jake 162 00:07:31.720 --> 00:07:35.120 would take one for the team, and I don't need 163 00:07:35.199 --> 00:07:37.360 him to, you know, I don't need him too. I 164 00:07:37.439 --> 00:07:41.360 just feel like any guy would say that to their partner, 165 00:07:41.560 --> 00:07:43.680 but they would accept any kind of blowjob that's true, 166 00:07:43.759 --> 00:07:47.040 puffy face, no puffy face, they would accept it because 167 00:07:47.079 --> 00:07:49.319 it's just like, you get to a point in the 168 00:07:49.399 --> 00:07:54.160 relationship where there are tally marks marked down of how 169 00:07:54.160 --> 00:07:57.319 many blowjobs are given. And I mean, honestly, I don't 170 00:07:57.319 --> 00:07:59.879 even know the last one for Andrew and I do. 171 00:08:00.000 --> 00:08:02.240 Do you mean that Andrew physically has like a note 172 00:08:02.319 --> 00:08:05.399 app No, I'm kidding us. That would be so funny 173 00:08:05.439 --> 00:08:08.000 if he did. I was getting at text Jake and like, 174 00:08:08.040 --> 00:08:10.279 do you have a tally marker? No, he'd have a 175 00:08:10.319 --> 00:08:14.040 pretty slim pick in one like lately, same and like, 176 00:08:14.639 --> 00:08:18.639 I don't know, it's not I it's not that I 177 00:08:18.759 --> 00:08:21.040 don't like doing it anymore. Of course, I don't know 178 00:08:21.040 --> 00:08:23.720 that I ever love doing it, but you always do 179 00:08:23.800 --> 00:08:26.680 it for their pleasure of course, yeah, and so of 180 00:08:26.680 --> 00:08:30.040 course I'll do it sometimes, But it just it depends 181 00:08:30.079 --> 00:08:33.120 on like the sexual interaction. I feel like like I'm 182 00:08:33.279 --> 00:08:35.559 way more giving on a vacation. Are you talking about 183 00:08:35.639 --> 00:08:37.960 full on or like, are you talking about like just 184 00:08:37.960 --> 00:08:40.519 to get him going? No, like full on okay, But 185 00:08:40.559 --> 00:08:43.720 I'm also honestly kind of probably both. Oh, I'm pretty 186 00:08:44.120 --> 00:08:47.240 consistent with like that's how I get things going, Oh 187 00:08:47.279 --> 00:08:50.679 okay to hook up. Yeah, that's kind of like I will. 188 00:08:50.799 --> 00:08:53.759 I don't need to do anything for Andrew. Honestly, Jake 189 00:08:53.840 --> 00:08:57.960 would be very quick but I guess I just increase 190 00:08:58.039 --> 00:09:00.279 the speed. Yeah, it's not like Jake would have a 191 00:09:02.159 --> 00:09:05.879 difficult time by any means. He's a very you know, 192 00:09:06.039 --> 00:09:09.919 fortunate guy in that regard, right, But no, I think 193 00:09:10.279 --> 00:09:15.559 Andrew just always has the jokes about anytime there's a wager, like, oh, 194 00:09:15.600 --> 00:09:19.720 if I win, this happens or whatever. Or we were playing, yeah, 195 00:09:19.720 --> 00:09:21.399 we were playing pick a ball, and I go, Okay, 196 00:09:21.440 --> 00:09:23.480 whoever loses has to buy coffee because we're going to 197 00:09:23.519 --> 00:09:26.080 get coffee or character. He goes, that's not what I 198 00:09:26.120 --> 00:09:30.559 want if I go, that's the only option. But I 199 00:09:29.960 --> 00:09:32.840 was like no, He's like, well, no, that's not what 200 00:09:32.960 --> 00:09:34.840 I want my wager to be. And I was like okay. 201 00:09:35.159 --> 00:09:38.279 And of course it's always always a blowjob, like it's 202 00:09:38.600 --> 00:09:41.879 just it's and I, which probably says a lot about 203 00:09:41.919 --> 00:09:44.279 me and how often I give them. Yeah, he's constantly 204 00:09:44.320 --> 00:09:47.200 saying that. But I also feel like if he asked 205 00:09:47.240 --> 00:09:49.840 me for one, i'd give him one. Yeah, you know, 206 00:09:50.000 --> 00:09:52.879 I'm not like I'm not going to say no. Actually yeah, 207 00:09:52.919 --> 00:09:55.240 I have plenty of times I've done that. Oh my god, 208 00:09:55.320 --> 00:09:59.039 absolutely no. Yeah, but I also like I have I 209 00:09:59.080 --> 00:10:02.600 think we both have said I am too old to 210 00:10:02.679 --> 00:10:06.879 be finishing things off in my mouth. It's not happening. 211 00:10:06.960 --> 00:10:10.720 Oh yeah, the days that ship has sailed, maybe on 212 00:10:10.759 --> 00:10:13.120 like our tenth anniversary, if that's something. But he doesn't 213 00:10:13.159 --> 00:10:15.919 even care. Like I will ask Jake a lot of 214 00:10:15.919 --> 00:10:18.840 the time, like would you like this? Or would this 215 00:10:18.919 --> 00:10:21.600 be played? And he he is. I feel he's very 216 00:10:21.600 --> 00:10:23.679 honest with things, and he'll like no, I don't want that, 217 00:10:23.720 --> 00:10:25.320 I don't need that, or I don't care about that. 218 00:10:25.840 --> 00:10:27.639 And I don't know if he's just doing it for me, 219 00:10:27.960 --> 00:10:30.039 but I don't care. As long as I offered it 220 00:10:30.159 --> 00:10:33.759 he said no, then then that's I gave it my all. 221 00:10:34.720 --> 00:10:37.399 I believe I. Okay, this is a weird question, m 222 00:10:38.080 --> 00:10:39.759 and maybe you don't have an answer. Her eyes are 223 00:10:39.799 --> 00:10:41.799 darting like she's thinking the right way to ask me 224 00:10:41.840 --> 00:10:43.519 this question. I'm just trying to think if I actually 225 00:10:43.519 --> 00:10:46.279 asked Andrew this before or not. But I mean, like, 226 00:10:46.399 --> 00:10:48.200 I'm not trying to say that. Of course, when I'm 227 00:10:48.200 --> 00:10:51.240 giving a blowjob, like I make gagging sound sometimes and 228 00:10:51.399 --> 00:10:53.480 I would take that to be such a turn off 229 00:10:53.480 --> 00:10:56.480 to a guy. But I think I've asked Andrew that before. 230 00:10:56.559 --> 00:10:58.320 I think they like it. I was gonna say, I 231 00:10:58.399 --> 00:11:01.120 feel like it probably they noda like, oh, I would 232 00:11:01.120 --> 00:11:02.440 say I feel like it probably makes them feel like, 233 00:11:02.480 --> 00:11:04.360 oh yeah, I got a big old dog all that. 234 00:11:04.559 --> 00:11:06.120 But I was gonna ask if you've ever asked a 235 00:11:06.159 --> 00:11:08.559 guy like do you like that? Because like, for me, 236 00:11:09.279 --> 00:11:13.720 I feel like I'm turning him off by gagging and 237 00:11:13.759 --> 00:11:16.080 making those weird noises because one time I was brushing 238 00:11:16.080 --> 00:11:18.320 my teeth. I think this is how it got brought up. 239 00:11:18.440 --> 00:11:20.080 I was brushing my teeth and I like made some 240 00:11:20.080 --> 00:11:22.360 giggy noises. He's like, geez, like, what's wrong with you? 241 00:11:22.399 --> 00:11:23.840 And I was like, I do the same thing when 242 00:11:23.879 --> 00:11:27.120 I yeah sucking that day, yeah, And he's like, oh, 243 00:11:27.200 --> 00:11:29.000 And I think he really just like doesn't hear it. 244 00:11:29.279 --> 00:11:31.600 I know I've never asked Jake that. I know that 245 00:11:31.759 --> 00:11:36.919 like they enjoy it more when you like act like 246 00:11:37.120 --> 00:11:40.559 you're enjoying it. It's not like a task obviously, like 247 00:11:40.600 --> 00:11:43.200 if you're doing like some moans or some vibes, that 248 00:11:43.399 --> 00:11:46.360 like makes like you're really into it, which I'm like, 249 00:11:47.159 --> 00:11:49.320 I don't want to act like I'm not ever at 250 00:11:49.360 --> 00:11:52.320 all into it? Is it the top of my list? No? 251 00:11:53.000 --> 00:11:56.080 But I also it does bring me pleasure to bring 252 00:11:56.159 --> 00:11:59.960 him pleasure. So there's like that mixture and I'm sorry 253 00:12:00.080 --> 00:12:02.879 from extra saliva today, that's disgusting if you have to 254 00:12:02.879 --> 00:12:06.879 listen to that, I'm very sorry. But I also just like, 255 00:12:07.720 --> 00:12:09.519 I don't know I could. I could turn it on 256 00:12:09.679 --> 00:12:13.759 for a second for that. Yeah, yeah, I mean I 257 00:12:14.320 --> 00:12:16.919 could too. I just probably don't do enough of that. 258 00:12:17.320 --> 00:12:19.360 Sounds like you don't have to, so why would you why? 259 00:12:19.360 --> 00:12:23.720 I don't know. Andrew is just like such a giver. 260 00:12:23.919 --> 00:12:25.879 And I know that that may sound like, oh, well, 261 00:12:25.919 --> 00:12:28.480 you you know, he would be a taker if like 262 00:12:28.559 --> 00:12:31.120 you gave me to him whatever, but it really isn't 263 00:12:31.320 --> 00:12:34.960 with him. He's just like a giver. So I don't know. 264 00:12:36.120 --> 00:12:39.039 When it's like his birthday we're on vacation, things get weird. 265 00:12:40.360 --> 00:12:45.159 Okay that yeah, it's a very like, well stars really 266 00:12:45.200 --> 00:12:48.000 have to align to be on vacation on Andrew's birthday. Well, okay, 267 00:12:48.000 --> 00:12:50.399 it doesn't have to be both of them met one either, 268 00:12:50.519 --> 00:12:54.159 or okay, well you being all saliva. I can't. I'm 269 00:12:54.200 --> 00:12:56.399 not hearing it from my side of the room here, 270 00:12:56.480 --> 00:12:58.240 so I don't know I did. But that's how I 271 00:12:58.399 --> 00:13:01.759 was on Wednesday because I had an allergic reactions something. 272 00:13:02.039 --> 00:13:04.519 It was so weird because I mean, I'm allergic to 273 00:13:04.559 --> 00:13:06.559 sulfa medications. But I found that out when I was 274 00:13:06.600 --> 00:13:08.320 the little kid, and I don't even know what happened 275 00:13:08.360 --> 00:13:10.080 with that. Does that mean I don't know. I just 276 00:13:10.080 --> 00:13:12.679 can't take any kind of medication that has sulf in it. Oh, 277 00:13:12.720 --> 00:13:16.039 so that's always been what I put on my allergy list. 278 00:13:16.080 --> 00:13:20.080 But then I like drank some water with collagen powder 279 00:13:20.120 --> 00:13:22.639 in it and had the weirdest reaction to it. My 280 00:13:22.799 --> 00:13:26.840 mouth was filled with saliva, like it hurt, it felt 281 00:13:26.919 --> 00:13:31.480 metallic and tingly. It was so strange, and so took 282 00:13:31.480 --> 00:13:34.559 a ben a drill and felt better. But during the show, 283 00:13:34.679 --> 00:13:37.840 Dave was off last week, so I was hosting, and 284 00:13:37.960 --> 00:13:41.000 I just was like literally having to turn my microphone 285 00:13:41.000 --> 00:13:42.879 off and spit into a garbage that I had right 286 00:13:42.879 --> 00:13:46.600 next to me every like second. Yeah, pretty much. So 287 00:13:46.840 --> 00:13:49.360 I feel like I've been there. I've been not. I 288 00:13:49.360 --> 00:13:50.879 mean I don't have a big puffy face with a 289 00:13:51.559 --> 00:13:55.559 sort of bruise on it. But yeah. Also, at coffee yesterday, 290 00:13:55.840 --> 00:13:59.039 I discovered that Jenny's screensaver on her phone is a 291 00:13:59.039 --> 00:14:02.320 photo of just herself, and I called her out because 292 00:14:02.320 --> 00:14:04.879 I think she is. Can you explain that the photo 293 00:14:05.080 --> 00:14:09.080 before you? You can't photo of Jenny swimming in a 294 00:14:09.120 --> 00:14:12.039 beautiful lake with a background, And I go, is you're 295 00:14:12.039 --> 00:14:15.399 a screensaver yourself? And she was like, yeah, I love 296 00:14:15.440 --> 00:14:18.919 that photo, and I, of course, being a great friend, 297 00:14:19.600 --> 00:14:21.360 told her she was. I don't even know what I said, 298 00:14:21.360 --> 00:14:23.639 but I probably was. I just made you feel uncomfortable 299 00:14:23.639 --> 00:14:25.879 about it. No, I didn't feel uncomfortable. You just made 300 00:14:25.960 --> 00:14:28.720 fun of me for it. And I will continue, Jenny, 301 00:14:29.000 --> 00:14:31.000 what the fuck that should be a photo of you? 302 00:14:31.240 --> 00:14:33.840 Like most normal people would have a photo of their 303 00:14:33.879 --> 00:14:37.759 partner like their animal. On my phone, you will see 304 00:14:37.840 --> 00:14:40.519 that the photo inside of my phone is of Andrew 305 00:14:40.519 --> 00:14:43.480 and I. Her wallpaper is her and Andrew, which is 306 00:14:43.519 --> 00:14:45.840 completely covered by all of her apps, but her lock 307 00:14:45.879 --> 00:14:49.759 screen is her swimming luxuriously in water. Didn't you have 308 00:14:49.759 --> 00:14:54.679 a picture like that of Andrew swimming? No? I think 309 00:14:54.720 --> 00:14:58.320 the last phone me too. Do you have a photo 310 00:14:58.399 --> 00:15:02.240 of you by your bedside as well framed? Is it 311 00:15:02.320 --> 00:15:05.039 your screen shape on your computer? I have a photo. 312 00:15:05.120 --> 00:15:08.000 I do actually have a photo of me framed, uh, 313 00:15:08.080 --> 00:15:09.960 next to the bedside, but it's aunt Andrew's side, and 314 00:15:10.000 --> 00:15:11.600 then I have one of him on my side of 315 00:15:11.639 --> 00:15:15.559 the bed. Oh, and I picture's the bedroom just like 316 00:15:15.600 --> 00:15:17.120 there's one of all of them. Now that I'm thinking 317 00:15:17.120 --> 00:15:18.360 about it, I don't think I want to hang that 318 00:15:18.399 --> 00:15:22.200 in my bedroom. That seems weird. Why because we bang 319 00:15:22.200 --> 00:15:23.360 in there. I don't want to like look up and 320 00:15:23.360 --> 00:15:25.639 see all of the smiling face. Yeah. I guess that's 321 00:15:25.720 --> 00:15:27.600 kind of true. I probably would have I would keep 322 00:15:27.600 --> 00:15:28.639 that away from the bed. I think I'm going to 323 00:15:28.720 --> 00:15:30.799 keep that away from the bedroom. Yeah, But I don't 324 00:15:30.799 --> 00:15:33.320 think it's weird because I really loved that photo and 325 00:15:33.360 --> 00:15:36.480 it's just like this beautiful lake that's this gorgeous blue 326 00:15:36.480 --> 00:15:39.440 color and there's mountains in the background, and I feel 327 00:15:39.480 --> 00:15:41.840 like it's cute. And it's also like you can barely 328 00:15:41.879 --> 00:15:44.720 see my face in it. It's literally like it's just 329 00:15:45.080 --> 00:15:48.679 mean away after I dove in, you can sleep night. 330 00:15:50.399 --> 00:15:52.399 I mean, I could have done just the landscape, but 331 00:15:52.679 --> 00:15:55.120 the landscape alone just I don't know what hits different 332 00:15:55.120 --> 00:16:02.360 with my body in it. You're right, it does. It 333 00:16:02.399 --> 00:16:04.600 does a different when I can see that white ass 334 00:16:04.679 --> 00:16:08.440 up in the air. Speaking of asses, I had farted 335 00:16:08.480 --> 00:16:11.279 the other day. Yeah, obviously every day for you. Yeah, well, 336 00:16:11.360 --> 00:16:14.679 multiple times, Andrew goes, oh, I love it when you fart, 337 00:16:14.799 --> 00:16:17.120 and I was like, what the fuck? You know, we're 338 00:16:17.200 --> 00:16:19.639 just weird some times, and I was like what. He goes, 339 00:16:20.120 --> 00:16:21.919 I love it when you do that because that means 340 00:16:21.960 --> 00:16:26.679 that you're in a good mood. Why, no, one doesn't 341 00:16:26.720 --> 00:16:32.200 in normally it means my stomach hurson. Yeah, and he goes, well, okay, maybe, 342 00:16:32.320 --> 00:16:36.519 but he goes, I mean when you fart, it means 343 00:16:36.519 --> 00:16:38.720 that you're happy with me, because when you get mad 344 00:16:38.759 --> 00:16:41.679 at me, you don't far in front of me. Oh 345 00:16:41.720 --> 00:16:44.960 my gosh. The fact that he is like, put this together, 346 00:16:45.320 --> 00:16:49.879 but it's so true, won't why? I don't know, because 347 00:16:50.039 --> 00:16:52.320 we're like barely talking and I'm not gonna lee all 348 00:16:52.320 --> 00:16:55.159 to fart, like because it'll make it'll lighten the mood 349 00:16:55.279 --> 00:16:58.039 and you want to keep things. Oh okay, okay, yeah, 350 00:16:58.039 --> 00:17:02.559 it's so apparently to him that is hilarious. When he 351 00:17:02.679 --> 00:17:04.160 was like, that means you're in a good mood, I 352 00:17:04.200 --> 00:17:06.480 was like, no, it and it probably means I ate something. 353 00:17:06.519 --> 00:17:08.799 Now my stomach hurts for the next three hours every 354 00:17:08.839 --> 00:17:11.799 day though, Jenny, you're two, and so that mean just 355 00:17:11.799 --> 00:17:15.519 eat something weird every single day. We got this email 356 00:17:15.720 --> 00:17:19.000 and here we go a little vent sash. She says, Hey, 357 00:17:19.039 --> 00:17:21.799 Fallon and Jenny ufda, do I need a vent sessh 358 00:17:21.880 --> 00:17:24.039 with two awesome women I trust can make me feel 359 00:17:24.079 --> 00:17:27.200 better by the end of this Sorry, I have to 360 00:17:27.240 --> 00:17:30.759 swallow my sliva. For the last few years, my third 361 00:17:30.799 --> 00:17:34.599 place has consistently been the park a few blocks from 362 00:17:34.599 --> 00:17:36.839 where I live. For those who are unfamiliar what a 363 00:17:36.880 --> 00:17:39.880 third place is, it's a social environment that doesn't include 364 00:17:39.880 --> 00:17:41.960 your home or workplace. That was new to me. I 365 00:17:41.960 --> 00:17:43.720 had not heard of that before. Oh Drake had talked 366 00:17:43.759 --> 00:17:45.279 about that on our show once, so I learned to 367 00:17:45.359 --> 00:17:47.720 look at like a handful of months ago. Other places 368 00:17:47.759 --> 00:17:50.440 can be cafes, churches, gyms, et cetera. I love this 369 00:17:50.559 --> 00:17:53.319 park because it's family friendly, has a lot of courts 370 00:17:53.400 --> 00:17:56.160 and fields for various sports for people to play, usually 371 00:17:56.160 --> 00:17:59.279 has community events and kickball tournaments, and it's only a 372 00:17:59.319 --> 00:18:01.519 five minute walk to Dinky Town to grab a bite 373 00:18:01.519 --> 00:18:04.000 to eat. But in the last month, I've had three 374 00:18:04.079 --> 00:18:07.039 separate occurrences happen that don't make me feel confident in 375 00:18:07.039 --> 00:18:09.200 my third place as much, or at least it makes 376 00:18:09.200 --> 00:18:12.519 me think twice before going now. First occurrence, I was 377 00:18:12.559 --> 00:18:14.440 reading a book on some bleachers that sit next to 378 00:18:14.440 --> 00:18:16.920 a baseball field. I usually will sit there if nobody 379 00:18:17.000 --> 00:18:19.319 is in the field practicing because it's a nice secluded 380 00:18:19.359 --> 00:18:22.079 spot to read. As I was reading, I all of 381 00:18:22.119 --> 00:18:24.880 a sudden am startled and almost yip out a noise 382 00:18:24.920 --> 00:18:27.599 when a loud, crashing noise hits against the chain fence 383 00:18:27.680 --> 00:18:30.319 right across from me on the bleachers. A guy maybe 384 00:18:30.319 --> 00:18:32.720 early twenties is standing there staring at me, and he 385 00:18:32.759 --> 00:18:34.880 threw a baseball about ten feet away from the fence 386 00:18:35.160 --> 00:18:37.559 full force. I stared back at him for a couple 387 00:18:37.640 --> 00:18:40.680 of seconds, giving him the wtface. But I go back 388 00:18:40.720 --> 00:18:43.079 to reading, and twenty seconds later, he throws the ball again, 389 00:18:43.240 --> 00:18:45.960 not even ten feet away from the fence, toward the 390 00:18:45.960 --> 00:18:48.799 fence and stares at me while doing it. Pretty sure, 391 00:18:48.839 --> 00:18:51.119 if you're practicing your pitch, that's not the way you 392 00:18:51.200 --> 00:18:53.480 do it. I immediately got up and left and went to 393 00:18:54.200 --> 00:18:57.160 a beach yards away, and the guy stopped doing it. 394 00:18:57.559 --> 00:19:01.559 What the hell. The second occurrence was when I was 395 00:19:01.599 --> 00:19:03.839 walking back through the park to go back home and 396 00:19:03.920 --> 00:19:06.279 I was passing the jungle gym area filled with kids. 397 00:19:06.640 --> 00:19:10.480 An older guy behind shouts super loud, buck that ass 398 00:19:10.559 --> 00:19:12.680 up at me in front of a ton of kids. 399 00:19:12.720 --> 00:19:15.640 Oh God. I didn't acknowledge him and just continued walking home. 400 00:19:16.440 --> 00:19:18.480 The third occurrence was when I was walking along the 401 00:19:18.559 --> 00:19:20.920