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Speaker 1: Cool, Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation, Sam Tripley.

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Speaker 2: Oh snaps, We're in it. Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents

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Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard. Bang in it?

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Speaker 3: Oh snap? Was that was a big one when I

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was a kid? What like? What else did you have?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: No, you did?

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Speaker 3: When I said that, I got, I was like black

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people on TV.

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Speaker 2: Well we dude, I'm from the eighties and nineties. All

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we want to do is be black people hot top.

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Speaker 3: The big story, I guess is this texting crisis out

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of Washington. So this is a crazy shit. I don't know.

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I mean, in a year of crazy shit, this is insane.

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So the the executive editor for The Atlantic, what's his name,

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Goldberg something Goldberg.

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Speaker 4: I call him captain cockface.

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Speaker 3: Captain couckface. Yeah, I think that's his official.

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Speaker 2: Nickname, cucka word we can say on YouTube.

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Speaker 3: Probably not, jeez. Jeffrey Goldberg is the guy's name. He's

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their editor in chief, not their executive their editor.

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Speaker 2: Johnny, I think you just made a noticing joke. I'm sorry,

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go on, what a noticing joke?

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Speaker 3: No, I don't. I'm not like that about your buddy.

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Speaker 2: Oh god.

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Speaker 3: Well, we're really just shot out of a cannon tonight.

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Speaker 2: We're in it, dude, Johnny, We're in it. Okay, we're

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living in twenty twenty five. We're doing real talk for

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real people. Okay, real talk, real people, Johnny, Johnny, I

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need to get something very clear to you right now.

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I'm a I'm a real, real one. Okay. I don't

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know what you want. Yeah, I'm a real one. Okay.

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I don't take money from Big Soda to promote it. Okay,

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I'm a real one.

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Speaker 3: What's big Soda got it?

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Speaker 2: Do you think?

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Speaker 4: Have you heard about the big Soda thing?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: A bunch of conservatives took money from big Soda to

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push soda?

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Speaker 3: What kind of soda?

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Speaker 4: Coke and pepsi which you know I own stocking.

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Speaker 3: To push what?

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Speaker 2: Because the whole thing is that they want to pull

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what is there? Oh for the EBT cards. They want

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to make it illegal for them to buy so toa

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with EBT cards, and like twenty percent Coca Cola's money

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comes from ABT cards. Oh god, Yeah, maybe that's why

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they're going to space, Johnny.

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Speaker 3: I see they're pushing back on I don't see thinking

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about them taking money. Yeah, I do see that. A

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bunch of conservatives they're they're pushing back the lobbyists, they're

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pushing back. Okay, so this story, Okay, Jeffrey Goldberg is

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the editor in chief of The fucking Atlantic, and he

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is on signal and a couple of nights ago, he

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gets a text from someone claiming to be Pete Hesgeth.

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Heg Seth sorry, Uh, as you.

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Speaker 2: Know, Christian zionis well, yeah, and he he's also in

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this threat.

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Speaker 3: You can find the Vice president of the United States.

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Speaker 2: What is it? What it's a telegram telegram threat. Our

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president's on a telegram thread.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, or at least someone who is representing him is

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on there. Okay, And it's a couple other people, uh,

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in in the White House, right uh and in the

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National Security apparatus. And he is c seed and or

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added to this telegram thread where they're going over the

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assault on Yemen that hasn't happened yet, the bombing of

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Yemen that hasn't happened yet. And he thinks at first

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he's like being told or somebody's messing with him or something.

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And then he realized and they're the way they're debating it. Like,

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I'll just show you some of the texts here. Uh,

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this is from jd Vance. It's he's going, he's adding

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Pete hegseth. He says, if you think we should do it,

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let's go. I just hate beiling out Europe again. Let's

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just make sure our message is messaging is tight here.

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And if there are things we can do upfront to

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minimize risk the Saudi oil facilities, we should do it.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I notice nothing's about American lives.

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Speaker 2: No, of course, not unbelievable. And then and we thought

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he was one of the decent ones. That's right, Like

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even though he's got Peter Thiel up his b hole,

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right right, But we thought, okay, jd Vance, he's from appellations,

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his mom's a junkie. He gets us.

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Speaker 6: Well.

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Speaker 3: The interesting thing is that he doesn't even have a

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ton of pull here. You can tell Heseeth comes back

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and says, I fully share your loathing of European freeloading.

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It's pathetic, he writes in all caps.

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Speaker 2: And now are we against that? Are we against that statement?

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Speaker 4: Right now?

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Speaker 3: He's right, We're in yeah. But Mike is correct, we

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are the only ones on the planet on our side

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of the ledger anyway, who can do this? Nobody else

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even is close. The question is timing. I feel like

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now is as good a time as any, given Potus's

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directive to reopen shipping lanes. I think we should go.

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But Podis still retains twenty four hours of decision space.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I mean that's that's that's a we call that

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pause when agitated. Okay, when if you're upset, you don't

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do anything. There's a rule I learned in AA Johnny.

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Here's why I've learned. Should it be said, should be

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said right now, should be said by me right now.

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When you get to that one, it tends on that

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you tend to be like, okay, it doesn't need to

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be said. I'm telling you, I got it. So when

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he goes twenty four hours, that's what you do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and usually when it involves dropping bombs on people,

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the answers probably don't do it.

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Speaker 2: How about them don't do it? How about that? How

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about the how about the people that voted for normal

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war get what they want?

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Speaker 3: I completely agree. So you've got also Marco Rubio's in there.

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Let's see who else Tulci Gabbard is in there. I mean,

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it's just it's just a whole list of people in

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uh you know who are in the in the tight

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circle of national security.

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Speaker 2: Man Tulsi Flip quick, huh she was. She's very non

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war until the now she's like, yeah, we gotta get

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those Yemens. You have a nies.

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Speaker 4: She's totally in on it.

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Speaker 3: Well, okay, So, by.

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Speaker 4: The way, Johnny, real quick before you go.

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Speaker 2: My theory is that the only woman that could get

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voted in to president is Tulsey Gabber because she has

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a phone sex voice. Yeah, like you could listen to

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her talk nasty to you on the phone for three

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ninety nine a minute.

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Speaker 3: No, that's true.

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Speaker 2: Hi, it's Tulsi. What are you into now?

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Speaker 7: Then?

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Speaker 3: Steven, the person we presume is Steven Miller.

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Speaker 2: By the way, bombing Yemen is nasty.

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Speaker 3: It is nasty. A person we presume is Stephen Miller.

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He hasn't confirmed it. Apparently pops in and this is

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where he just lays down the wall.

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Speaker 4: Is he the guy that his head looks like a

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light bulb?

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Speaker 2: Correct? Okay, light bulb Steve. That's so we called him

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in a high school.

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Speaker 3: That's right. Now the president, he's I mentioned the President.

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It's really Steven Miller representing him here, and he says,

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as I heard it, the President was clear green light.

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But we soon make clear to Egypt and Europe what

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we expect in return. We also need to figure out

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how to enforce such a requirement. If Europe doesn't remunerate,

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then what if the US successfully restores freedom of navigation

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at great cost, there needs to be some further economic

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gain is extracted in returned. So they're talking about just

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pure transactional.

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Speaker 2: Which is what we thought they were, right, is that

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basically what we've all come to the degree that this

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is what we become hired guns.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely and it's it's you know, it goes on like this.

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I won't I won't bore you with the details of it.

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But and then they start getting into like timelines like

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when the bombs are gonna stop dropping and everything, like

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when and where everything's gonna hit. So this this guy

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for the Atlantic is sitting there and then when that

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time comes, the first reports of like explosions and Yemen

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start coming across the wires and he's like, oh shit, dude,

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I am on this thread. Nobody ever asked like, who

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is this guy? Nothing this He left the thread, and

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nobody ever was.

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Speaker 2: Like, okay, what happened. Okay, so let's let's say, let's

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stop for a second and go. We don't like this guy, right,

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Greenberg or whatever his name is.

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Speaker 3: Oberg, yeah, olber No, Yeah, the Atlantic is us. We

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don't like shit ragging.

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Speaker 2: Okay, But Johnny, if this is any other time where

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everyone was on one side of the other side, this

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is the seventies, you know what this guy would be

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doing right now journalism. This would be journalism. You would

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be saying, hey, man, these guys are want to go

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to war. I'm sorry, but nobody wants to go to

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war with Yemen. The American people don't want war with Yemen.

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They've expressed it. The Yemen has done nothing to us.

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And again it gets into this guy on campus getting

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in trouble.

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Speaker 4: He wasn't criticizing America.

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Speaker 2: Our clip is getting a lot of shit right now

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on on Instagram that that uh Steve Pinokin or whatever,

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and everyone's like laying into oh, you guys are getting killed.

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and so okay, So what if he is, I personally

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think he was. Once you're giving green a green card.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, people have this. People are confused. They're the Framers

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were very clear when the cost applies to citizens and

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when it applies to anybody in the United States, and

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most of those things they say people not citizens, and

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those protections apply to people with green cards.

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Speaker 2: Of course, he's probably a British spy most likely, so

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there's something there with that.

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Speaker 4: But it's like it's like, I'm sorry, dude.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, person committing espionage.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. But you know, the war machine is the spooks.

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The war machine is the elites. The war machine is

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what we keep voting against every time. And this notion

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that we need fifty billion dollars of war every year.

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Can we just give them fifty bill and say, just

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stop killing people? I mean, we print that money and

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not that's like one print here, stop bombing people, leave

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us alone.

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Speaker 3: Just give it to the defense contractors and stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just go away.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great. At least they're doing it now, they're

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not trying to get boots on the ground. I feel

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like if this was what you said, what thirty years ago,

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we would be talking about an invasion and now I

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feel like, yeah, but d and Win those moved so

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far that nobody's four boots on the ground anymore and

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that they know they can.

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Speaker 2: But dude, this is now. Now you're getting the thing

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where it's like, is this war? Like are we at war?

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Speaker 3: It's always been that thing since going back to Vietnam.

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Speaker 2: What is war?

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Speaker 6: War?

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Speaker 2: I mean, like, dude, if we're bombing people, I would

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think that's war in its constitutions. They didn't call a

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raq war or Afghanistans what I'm saying, Dude, they've changed

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the definition or in their head like, hey, we're not

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sending boots so we can do whatever we want.

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Speaker 3: It's supposed to be. It's because, I mean, they're never

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gonna call not sending boots on the ground wars because

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you know, you know what the war powers are supposed

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to be in the hands of Congress and the president

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usurped those decades and decades ago, and now it's never

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going back.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it sucks.

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Speaker 3: Ron Paul would spent his entire career railing against this.

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Got nowhere.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how do we not have a White House their own?

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Speaker 3: Like, well, the other thing this is really important now

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to think of this, A lot of the or at

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least some of the people in there, had their messages

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set to delete to disappear after a month.

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Speaker 2: So they were basically snapchatting.

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Speaker 3: It, and that's illegal everything. If you create a new

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form of communication, it has to be you have to

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have a carbon copy being sent to the archives so

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that they will you know, it'll be preserved forever the

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decision making behind this, so we can make sure it

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was done legally. And you know, there wasn't any bad

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intent or you know, anything that was you know, anything

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that was what would you say, I guess not in

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the best interest of our country being done. But that's

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always been the way of it, you know. And and

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now now that they're using things like telegram, is that

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why they're using telegram so that all this shit doesn't

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end up in the record. So I think they got

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to stop that ship right quick. Because also you have

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a question, and I saw a few people writing about this,

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is using telegram and their phone is compromised. Now you're

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China and you have access to literally in real time

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the plans in Taiwan, Let's say something like that. They

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can't they can't do that, dude, they can't be using phones.

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Speaker 2: How about you into Taiwan? How about that one betastic?

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How about how about we we don't control Taiwan, get

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get any of.

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Speaker 4: Our businesses there, start doing it here and move on.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, it's funny. It's funny too to listen like JD.

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Vance doesn't have you can tell from the dynamic of

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the thread. Jed E. Vance doesn't have a lot of power.

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Speaker 2: I'm the vice president, listen to me, damn it. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And then like Rubio's, it's like the intellectual room and

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it's just it's fascinating to hear them. And then Stephen

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and it's just like ship the Trump said, go baby,

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let's do this. So yeah, I'm and I you know,

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it's it's then it's a new it's a new day here.

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Speaker 2: And that was Hot Top, Hot Top guys, come see

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me live, were you gonna be? I'm on being Detroit

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this weekend. Then Tacoma Ronaldo B. Each there's so many

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dates coming. It's coming out. I got dates coming out

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of my be hole. Flower sang, yeah, So, Johnny, have

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you seen this thing that people are doing now? They're

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asking gro what is it? Groc Groc? Based on my tweets,

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who am I most like? I got Joe Rogan and

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Dave Smith? Not bad, not bad, not bad.

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Speaker 3: It's a good company. Some guy sent me that and said,

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this is more proof that Groc is gay.

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Speaker 2: I think it might be.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean Groc is horny for us.

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Speaker 3: It is funny, dude. I've been interacting with chat GBT

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more lately, just using it for stuff, but you gotta

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be careful due it just makes ship up, dude. They

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call it, you know, it's called hallucinations. That's what they generous.

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Speaker 2: Is that what they're calling AI bullshit?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, AI bulls called hallucinations. And it'll take information that

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you've kind of fed it and then just kind of

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twisted in that sounds true and I love you way off,

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Have you noticed that women will confidently tell you something

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completely one percent.

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Speaker 2: I've said this before Dana and I Dana's driving me

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fucking nuts right now with her Trump's arrangement syndrome.

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Speaker 4: So I just agree with her.

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Speaker 2: Can I believe he's doing it? Oh? I can't believe. Dude.

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Is it Nazi Germany around here?

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Speaker 3: That's it? Not invite?

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Speaker 2: And she gets angry about Okay, I get what you're doing.

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I'm like, hey, dude, that's what I'm gonna do for

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now on. I don't care. I'm on nobody's side. I

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like things that Trump's doing, and I hate things that

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Trump's doing, and I will call it out individually. Okay,

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I don't care. Listen, the Palestinian and the bearded ladies

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thing AI is creepy and gross, and I'm very anti

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with that. But so far, I would take two three

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months of Trump over four years of Biden and eight

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years of Obama.

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Speaker 3: Did you hear this story that Mike Johnson told the

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you know, the Leader of the House. He was talking

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about how he talked to Biden near the end and

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was like, listen, Biden, mister president. We I got the

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people who are running like the pipelines of natural gas

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to like Russia or something somewhere overseas somewhere, and they

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want to know why you shut it off with that

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executive order the other day And Biden was like, no,

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what you're talking crazy, I didn't shut anything off. Yeah,

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and he's like, no, no, you really did, I promise you.

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I commissioned a study for them to look into, you know,

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the safety of natural gas. And Mike John's like, listen,

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I don't, mister president, would respect? Do you mind if

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I just go get this thing and show it to you?

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clearly just didn't. He's signing shit and yeah he autopened.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't, meaning they were just doing it without.

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Speaker 3: Him putting it in front of him. And yeah, well,

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now Trump is saying that all of his pardons are

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because they were by autopen.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I know I heard that. I don't

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know how I feel about that.

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Speaker 3: Trump announced it.

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Speaker 4: Man, it starts a president, which I'm not against.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, hey, if you if you if it's

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that important, you should have to put your own signal.

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Speaker 2: By the way, if you're getting a part, you've done

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some shady shit. So hey, I say pay the piper.

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Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy though? That those pardons might not be

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valid for Yeah, it is very weird too. I saw

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a story though of a liberal publication trying to defend it,

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saying that presidents have been doing that, going back to

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like Thomas Jefferson. Apparently he have some kind of thing

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where Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Thomas Jefferson loved to use AI to sign stuff.

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Speaker 3: It's so funny they'll defend anything.

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Speaker 2: I mean, dude, the Biden years will people will look

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back at them and be like, that was literally the

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weirdest four years.

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Speaker 3: Oh, we're getting a book soon. So I heard a

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few journalists have like serious books about how.

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Speaker 2: But it not home.

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Speaker 3: He was towards the end there.

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Speaker 2: No how. The whole thing was just sci fi. It's

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scary like and like Kamala Harris would have been even

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more of that would have been everything you hate about

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Trump right now, if you hate about Trump, just add

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trans fat, feminist and angry BLM to it. That's what

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you get if you have Kamala Harris in there.

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Speaker 3: And I think she is more of an empty pants suit. Honestly,

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she's just a Democratic Party.

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Speaker 2: She would have just been the Kardashian just going and

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she would have booted her husband getting long dick downs,

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just doing blow with rappers.

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Speaker 3: That's all doing what the Democratic Party would have been

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in office, that would have been running the country right now.

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Speaker 2: So the big story now is Harry session Assisten Sissy

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Harry Sissyiss has been excommunicated by the left for stories

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him asking for naked pictures.

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Speaker 3: It's ridiculous that, well, you know what the word they

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use now is sex pest.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And now what's going on is that the left,

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which has convinced us that porn is feminism, is trying

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to convince us these poor little of age girls. We're

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trying to going, oh my god, he was asking them

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for nudes. Women treat nudes like currency. It's basically bribes.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you're totally right.

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Speaker 2: They're like, hey, let me into your world of access nude.

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Speaker 3: A nude is worth more than the US dollar, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I said, if a girl goes, hey, I'll send you

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one hundred dollars or a picture of my whole, my

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double hole action, that's worth way more. I think that's

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how crazy it is.

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Speaker 3: I think only fans when we're gonna start requiring gold

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instead of US dollars.

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Speaker 2: Dude, if I was going over to Saudi Arabia. To

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get a Cleveland steamer from a Saudi it would be

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paid in bitcoin.

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Speaker 3: That's funny. There's something. Have you heard this claim that

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he's not a he can't vote in US elections, Like

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he's not a cistan I've heard he claims to be.

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But some people are saying Harry Sisson is like not American?

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Speaker 2: What is he? Where's he from?

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Speaker 3: The baggot town per the FP whatever? That that's the Oh,

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it's the Free Press. Okay. Uh, he's a Singapore born

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Irish immigrant and cannot vote in the American election an American.

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He's not citizen, that's what they say. But he claims

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to have voted, so I don't know. He's like tweeted

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where he's like, I proudly voted for Pam. Now just

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because you voted doesn't mean you're a citizen as we know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean for sure. And now Trump's pushing that

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whole thing about making it so you so you have

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to do basic things like show an I d like

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you had.

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Speaker 3: And it's funny Europe, where a lot of you know,

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the most liberal people in the world, they require voter

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idea in a lot of those.

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Speaker 2: Students everywhere in the history of time has it's so

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obvious you're faking it. And then again, we're going to

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get into state rights versus federal rights, and we on

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the show are.

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Speaker 3: Federal elections, they're federal elections. Why wouldn't you require federal

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Why couldn't the federal government make restrictions on revironments?

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Speaker 2: Were concerned about state state elections?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I but to me, like, if if

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the state, if it's a state election, let the states decide. Sure,

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but for federal elections, for why shouldn't the state be allowed?

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I mean, the federal government be allowed to impose.

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Speaker 2: Can we start a change out org? To get me

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to go on Gavin Newsom's podcast, it would be the

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shortest podcast in the history of time. I'd be like,

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you know, everyone thinks you're American psycho, right like that,

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You'll just like people think.

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Speaker 3: He would go back on you.

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Speaker 2: I we would go at it.

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Speaker 3: I think he would play with you. Actually, I think

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he would do like, yeah, it's so funny. It couldn't

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be more obvious what he's doing now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think he's getting his dick kicked in.

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It's almost like a humiliation ritual that he's just like, Okay,

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I'm gonna get flogged and then at the end, I'm

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gonna come out of here.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I think, yeah, I think that's what he thinks.

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That is that when he comes out the other end,

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people are gonna be like, you know what, he's kind

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of like a cool liberal. You know, he's like the

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cool liberal that we can all hang out with, maybe

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vote for ye And if you look like, did you

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see the thing where he was here, let me show

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you this, dude. This is just this just shows you

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the level of psychopathy you're dealing with with Gavin Newsom.

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Speaker 2: Here.

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Speaker 3: Uh so he claimed that he never said and nobody

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in his office ever said LATINX. The term LATINX. Yeah,

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I love that, and bro, he said it like a

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million times. Here's this this and this is CNN reported

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on this credit one person ever in my office has

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ever used the word LATINX. But by the way, the

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funny part about this is CNN is reporting on it

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because they because they are they view him as betraying

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the left by coming out against the term latin X.

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So that's the only reason they're reporting on it, to

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be clear. But here you go, this is fascinating. So

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could we finally put that to bad Yeah, but where

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did that even know MOREX? Everybody well just didn't even

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know where it came from.

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Speaker 8: And like, what do people there's a weird head curved

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person who used lax actually Charles.

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Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 8: And look, these aren't minor shifts. These are progressive issues

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that Gavin Newsom used to champion until fairly recently.

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Speaker 2: And when you say progressive issues, it's rich white people.

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00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,839
Speaker 8: With that clip talking about latin in the first place.

470
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,839
But let's just let's take latin X. We did find

471
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somebody who used it, repeating she.

472
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Speaker 3: Stepped over his thing. By the way, that's so bun.

473
00:22:02,039 --> 00:22:03,519
Speaker 2: We found okay, keep going, keep going.

474
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,240
Speaker 3: Isn't that why she stepped all over his thing?

475
00:22:05,279 --> 00:22:05,440
Speaker 6: Though?

476
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,000
Speaker 3: She was like, I guess he said it already and

477
00:22:07,039 --> 00:22:08,599
then he was about to do this reveal. We did

478
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,839
find somebody who said it. You could tell he had

479
00:22:10,839 --> 00:22:12,599
already written in his head what he was going to say.

480
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,039
That just let's take a listen to this.

481
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Speaker 7: I hope we can really paint a picture in terms

482
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:22,839
of our consciousness of how impactful this has been on

483
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:24,000
the LATINX community.

484
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 2: LATINX community. The LATINX and black communities got politicians that

485
00:22:28,519 --> 00:22:31,920
are banning not assault rifles, but the word LATINX.

486
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Speaker 3: They're not even serious, Like, how psychential do you have

487
00:22:36,039 --> 00:22:37,079
to be to there's just light?

488
00:22:37,319 --> 00:22:40,839
Speaker 2: Well, because that's his job. It's crazy, though, dude, that's

489
00:22:41,079 --> 00:22:43,559
what I mean. Dude, he is trueau I bet you

490
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:49,680
they've gone ass to ass before. I'm sure they have, yeah,

491
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:53,480
because there's no way then they They are the exact

492
00:22:53,559 --> 00:22:58,640
same person. Their whole job is convinced white women that

493
00:22:58,799 --> 00:23:01,960
no matter how big the law, they're cute, vote for them.

494
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:07,599
Speaker 4: And that's why Canada's fucked, California's fucked, right man.

495
00:23:07,599 --> 00:23:10,400
Speaker 3: I'm just I got this image of like, my question

496
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,920
is who's standing around lizards lizard people?

497
00:23:14,079 --> 00:23:16,880
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you ever hear that story that that oh God Billy

520
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,079
Corgan told on Howard Stern about how he was with

521
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,319
this woman one time and he saw her transform into

522
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:38,440
a lizard like right in front of him.

523
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,440
Speaker 4: I wouldn't die. Yeah, I've heard that and I wouldn't

524
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:40,720
doubt it.

525
00:24:41,039 --> 00:24:42,039
Speaker 3: Well twice it happened.

526
00:24:42,079 --> 00:24:45,759
Speaker 2: People think I'm crazy, Adele. There is a famous like

527
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:49,319
post from a fan who's backstage saw her shape shift.

528
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,720
Really then she disappeared and came back slim and only

529
00:24:52,799 --> 00:24:56,720
banged black guys. Remember that she went right from fat

530
00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:02,079
white woman who dated nerdy or married nerdy British guys

531
00:25:02,519 --> 00:25:05,519
to only getting black dong. Dude.

532
00:25:05,559 --> 00:25:07,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you know, she was always wanting the

533
00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:09,319
black dong. That's just all she could get.

534
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,599
Speaker 2: Well, I mean thick pitches.

535
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:14,079
Speaker 3: Although, yeah, that's a good point. Maybe in England is

536
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:16,839
different though. I think that the black people in England

537
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:21,000
have a little different priorities. Yeah, British blacks are cool. Well,

538
00:25:21,039 --> 00:25:22,359
American blacks are cool too.

539
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,559
Speaker 2: All blacks are cool. Let's be let's yeah, we're a

540
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:25,480
pro black show.

541
00:25:25,599 --> 00:25:26,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, we watched the NBA.

542
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,400
Speaker 2: Here we watch the NBA. We're the only white people

543
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:34,319
to watch the British the Black Entertainment Awards. We should

544
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,359
just every time they're on. We should do a live

545
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,599
stream and just celebrate.

546
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 3: We could have a watch party.

547
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, bet watch party together.

548
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:44,279
Speaker 4: Let's go.

549
00:25:44,559 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 3: Do they still do the BET Awards? I wonder, dude,

550
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,960
they'll never stop doing the BT you think so? You know,

551
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,960
we'll never let that stop black people. I wonder when

552
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,039
they are in twenty twenty five.

553
00:25:54,079 --> 00:25:57,480
Speaker 2: They're June ninth, All right, June ninth, guys, we're going

554
00:25:57,519 --> 00:26:00,680
to have a live stream of the BT Wars. I'm

555
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,279
celebrat entertainment.

556
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,559
Speaker 3: Here there in l A this year.

557
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:06,039
Speaker 2: Are we going?

558
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 3: We should go and just do the red carpet one

559
00:26:10,599 --> 00:26:12,640
hundred things they do, like the mahogany carpet.

560
00:26:14,079 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, for sure, I would love that. Let's go, Johnny.

561
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,720
Can we get tickets? Can we buy?

562
00:26:20,759 --> 00:26:22,559
Speaker 3: Are you allowed to just ask questions about when it's

563
00:26:22,559 --> 00:26:25,880
appropriate we get? Can we Hey, we're the press, wouldn't

564
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,680
that be you just say? We try to get the

565
00:26:27,799 --> 00:26:29,480
N word pass from every black celebrity.

566
00:26:29,519 --> 00:26:30,799
Speaker 4: Can I get an N word pass?

567
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,519
Speaker 2: But I have to bring giant airyan bouncers with me?

568
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:38,480
No you want?

569
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,279
Speaker 3: You want the fat en words from the Space Program? Dude?

570
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 2: They're great, but I'm sorry, but I can't support them enough.

571
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:45,519
Speaker 3: It's the funniest thing.

572
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,960
Speaker 2: The only thing I will ever uh support in space

573
00:26:49,079 --> 00:26:49,920
is fat Edwards.

574
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:54,119
Speaker 3: I almost just want to play it for play it, Johnny, Like, no,

575
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,720
I can't. We can't play it because nobody, nobody going

576
00:26:56,799 --> 00:26:59,680
to see it. Was speaking of smart black people, Terrence

577
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,279
Howard has claimed to have solved the three body problem?

578
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,680
Have you this is? He's he's so dramatic. Look just

579
00:27:06,759 --> 00:27:09,400
why it's it's it's just really a parody of itself.

580
00:27:09,559 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 2: By the way, looking super Asian right now, he does.

581
00:27:12,839 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at the way he sets this up.

582
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:18,119
Speaker 2: Johnny, will you do something where you play like Chinese

583
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,599
symbols behind it? As he talks, can you do that?

584
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,440
Speaker 3: He does look super Asian? You're right, it's uh. He's

585
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,559
always kind of kind of had like this. He's I

586
00:27:27,599 --> 00:27:30,240
guess he's gained some weight now and he's, uh, yeah, dude,

587
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,359
He's like, I don't need to act anymore. I'm just

588
00:27:32,559 --> 00:27:33,960
over here doing math.

589
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:37,279
Speaker 2: Yeah. There, we all hear it. Play it low, but

590
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:37,960
let's hear.

591
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:43,039
Speaker 3: It just it just kills me. Like his whole setup,

592
00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:44,920
like he just he makes a meal of it, dude,

593
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,240
taking like a deep breath before he starts here.

594
00:27:47,519 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 2: Sure, dude, we're about to get knowledge.

595
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 3: He's like, I did it, dude.

596
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 7: He did it March twentieth, problem solved the eve of

597
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:05,960
the Spring equinox.

598
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,079
Speaker 9: This is a gift to the world on.

599
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:13,079
Speaker 2: His birth, Happy birthday, dramatic.

600
00:28:13,759 --> 00:28:17,759
Speaker 7: My fellow seekers are truth and all those who have

601
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,480
ever gazed the top stars?

602
00:28:19,559 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 4: And is it possible to take somebody's heious and fubu.

603
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,839
Speaker 3: I was actually thinking that, Johnny.

604
00:28:27,559 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 2: I saw a dude at the Palms this weekend.

605
00:28:30,519 --> 00:28:32,640
Speaker 3: You're in Vegas. Yeah, we'll get about that.

606
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,599
Speaker 2: You will get to that in a full on kool

607
00:28:35,599 --> 00:28:39,920
aid camouflage, uh sweats suit. And I was like, I

608
00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:42,480
I never need to dress up again. If I can

609
00:28:42,559 --> 00:28:44,839
find out where that is, I will wear that to

610
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,039
the end of time.

611
00:28:46,119 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 3: Who you hiding from that?

612
00:28:48,119 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 2: What is that? What use is that?

613
00:28:49,319 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 3: Camouflages? All right? Back to Terrence Howard, He's gonna drop something.

614
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 2: I can hear the diabetes and this I can just

615
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,839
hear it bubbling.

616
00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 7: Under the infinite dance of the cosmos. Today we gather

617
00:29:03,359 --> 00:29:07,880
at the threshold of a new understanding. You see, for

618
00:29:08,039 --> 00:29:15,640
centuries the three body problem. It stood as an unsolvable enigma,

619
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:22,279
a testament to the chaos that emerges when celestial bodies

620
00:29:22,359 --> 00:29:27,559
interact under the invisible hand of great gravity and think.

621
00:29:28,119 --> 00:29:33,359
Speaker 9: Great minds from Newton to point care all wrestled.

622
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 7: With its unpredictable nature of the three body problem, and

623
00:29:37,839 --> 00:29:40,400
as a result, for centuries chaos reigned.

624
00:29:41,759 --> 00:29:44,079
Speaker 9: But today, on this equal.

625
00:29:43,759 --> 00:29:48,839
Speaker 7: Ups, this day of perfect balance, we unveil a solution,

626
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:54,000
one that's not found by the limitations of classical thought.

627
00:29:54,279 --> 00:29:58,599
Speaker 9: But rather guided by the harmony of the universe itself.

628
00:29:59,039 --> 00:30:00,279
Speaker 2: Have we made this video better?

629
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 10: Oh?

630
00:30:01,799 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 3: Of course with the ancient music? Yeah, yeah, of course.

631
00:30:05,079 --> 00:30:08,359
Speaker 4: It's we made We made the ship rush home.

632
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 3: He's also a guy like the what is that? Like

633
00:30:10,359 --> 00:30:14,480
the Mortal Kombat logos there or something, Game of Thrones,

634
00:30:14,519 --> 00:30:17,119
maybe the house uh what is that? The House of

635
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:17,799
the Dragon things?

636
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:21,559
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Rosco Chicken to waffle.

637
00:30:24,119 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 9: And of course the highwa comma.

638
00:30:28,279 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 7: We present a model that transforms instability into residents chaos.

639
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,599
Speaker 3: To be clear, no idea what the fuck he's talking about?

640
00:30:37,599 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 4: By the way, he still hasn't told us how he

641
00:30:39,759 --> 00:30:40,119
solved it.

642
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 3: No, no, I'm waiting to order.

643
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 2: All I know is Johnny, Can I ask you how

644
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:49,359
many white chicks does he get with this answer? All them?

645
00:30:50,079 --> 00:30:50,559
All the.

646
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,319
Speaker 9: Three body system into Oh dude.

647
00:30:54,119 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 3: The white chicks when they hear that. They have no

648
00:30:55,759 --> 00:30:57,960
idea what he's talking about, but they're just very.

649
00:30:58,039 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 2: Their panties just jump off. They don't even try.

650
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,519
Speaker 3: In fact, on the other side of the camera, it's

651
00:31:02,599 --> 00:31:05,359
like five hot white chips just like shaking their head like, oh, Terrence,

652
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:06,440
you're so smart.

653
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 9: It stabilizes orbits its hidden rhythms.

654
00:31:14,319 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 3: Because he's so impressed in himself to here.

655
00:31:17,759 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 9: This isn't just some academic achievement.

656
00:31:21,559 --> 00:31:24,039
Speaker 3: Also, what's that thing around him? What's that He's got

657
00:31:24,119 --> 00:31:25,400
something tied around his head? Though?

658
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 7: What is that we perceive the so called forces that

659
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:35,519
govern our reality, from actual physics to quantum mechanics, from

660
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:39,960
celestial nowatigation to the very structure of the universe itself.

661
00:31:41,319 --> 00:31:46,400
This discovery right here redefines what is possible.

662
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,279
Speaker 3: That's great, Terrence. So just tell us why.

663
00:31:48,559 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 2: I mean, like, we're so dumb we won't even know.

664
00:31:51,279 --> 00:31:52,079
So just tell them.

665
00:31:52,279 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, just tell it, Just tell us. Now you did it,

666
00:31:54,359 --> 00:31:55,039
so just tell us.

667
00:31:55,519 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 7: And so on this birthday of the Earth, this moment

668
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:04,279
of cosmic symmetry, we are going to release this knowledge

669
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,440
freely to the world.

670
00:32:05,559 --> 00:32:05,839
Speaker 3: Thank you.

671
00:32:06,319 --> 00:32:09,559
Speaker 9: Let this be the spark that illuminates a new path

672
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,240
where no one has to.

673
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,039
Speaker 3: That's a great view he's got there. By the way.

674
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, someone's crushing Malibu or something.

675
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 4: Whack science pays Well.

676
00:32:18,279 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 2: This is the.

677
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:21,079
Speaker 3: He's rich.

678
00:32:21,279 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 9: Let us step forward together.

679
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 3: On March twentieth five, that music, dude, Look, he's so

680
00:32:32,519 --> 00:32:34,680
he's so pleasing himself, isn't he Like it's just.

681
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 9: The day I did Three Body?

682
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 2: And Nick mumbles congratulations.

683
00:32:39,759 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 3: So there you go. That's Terrence Howard. What do you

684
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,039
think about You think there's any chance he actually solved the.

685
00:32:44,039 --> 00:32:47,519
Speaker 2: Three body Why not? I would rather him solve it

686
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:48,759
than anybody else.

687
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,559
Speaker 3: Than anybody else? Yeah, what about your your daughter?

688
00:32:52,279 --> 00:32:56,119
Speaker 2: Okay outside of like yeah, my daughter, she's five, she's

689
00:32:56,160 --> 00:33:01,240
played rollblocks and she just she just figures it out. Yeah,

690
00:33:01,319 --> 00:33:03,880
she's like, Daddy, I figured out the three body problems,

691
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,400
and I'd be like, damn science.

692
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 3: I can't find any news reporting about it. It's nobody

693
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,640
is saying that he did it, So I don't know.

694
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:20,319
Speaker 4: He's like the Tesla of our time. Yeah, he's just Tesla.

695
00:33:20,079 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 2: Died broke he was or where the hell he is?

696
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,319
Speaker 3: He's so annoyed that nobody is reporting on it. That

697
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,799
he sound it's him. He posted another video that because

698
00:33:29,839 --> 00:33:32,200
nobody can't. It's just forty.

699
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:41,319
Speaker 9: What's you want to do? Proven report? Look at what

700
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:45,680
we just di We just solved the three hundred year

701
00:33:45,799 --> 00:33:46,720
old problem.

702
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:50,119
Speaker 2: I am man, dude, you are the last whole lot

703
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:50,759
of mind.

704
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 9: But the same stuff that you said it was bathwater.

705
00:33:58,960 --> 00:33:59,599
I don't blame you.

706
00:34:01,119 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 3: He's just making a meal of it.

707
00:34:02,279 --> 00:34:06,559
Speaker 9: And they seem like something from out of this planet.

708
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,079
Speaker 2: By the way, all of us are pregnant now from

709
00:34:09,119 --> 00:34:11,800
listening to this, we're all pregnant and we're all having

710
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,639
his baby. That's just what happened.

711
00:34:13,679 --> 00:34:13,800
Speaker 11: Then.

712
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,039
Speaker 3: I just, dude, it wouldn't make me so happy if

713
00:34:16,119 --> 00:34:19,159
these scientific assholes had to just eat crow if he

714
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,320
really did figure it out.

715
00:34:20,639 --> 00:34:22,559
Speaker 4: Do you think they would No, dude, they would never

716
00:34:22,639 --> 00:34:23,360
give him credit.

717
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,159
Speaker 3: But this is something like that can be checked. Man,

718
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,239
It's not it's not like yes. This is like yes

719
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,920
or no, like he figured out or he did not.

720
00:34:30,119 --> 00:34:31,920
This is you know what I mean, so that we

721
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,039
will know if he did h And I just pray

722
00:34:35,119 --> 00:34:36,880
to Jesus that it would make me so happy.

723
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 4: Well, we're rooting for you here, a team broken simulation.

724
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe if he solved that problem, Johnny, guess what,

725
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,880
the simulation may no longer be broken. This may be

726
00:34:47,039 --> 00:34:47,840
just me simulation.

727
00:34:48,119 --> 00:34:52,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, good on you, Terrence Howard Hope.

728
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:55,079
Speaker 4: Terrence, you are our number one scientist on the show.

729
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:59,199
Speaker 3: This is his website right here. Look, it's just well,

730
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,639
that's too much website for a browser apparently.

731
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, dude, part of the three body problem

732
00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:06,760
brought up another problem. It's eating too much bandwidth.

733
00:35:07,559 --> 00:35:09,639
Speaker 3: I know, it's funny. It worked for a second and

734
00:35:09,639 --> 00:35:11,719
then it's just way, it's just him like, uh there,

735
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:13,639
just look at him doing Oh he just keeps You

736
00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:17,960
gotta get your website sorted out there, Terrence. Anyway, it's

737
00:35:18,039 --> 00:35:20,599
him like just looking like a badass doing like science stuff.

738
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Johnny, I felt that I felt like, as

739
00:35:23,159 --> 00:35:25,360
soon as that problem solved, my life problems went away.

740
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:27,440
Oh you could feel something I was getting along with

741
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,119
all the women in my life. My kids could read

742
00:35:30,159 --> 00:35:31,280
at a third grade level.

743
00:35:34,679 --> 00:35:35,199
Speaker 4: We're winning.

744
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:37,519
Speaker 2: What did you get?

745
00:35:37,519 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 3: You said you went to Vegas?

746
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 2: Well, Johnny, al got some ticket update for you on

747
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,559
the Indiana ticket.

748
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:51,800
Speaker 3: Said triple eze traffic court. Yeah, somebody said that that

749
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,760
was You're lucky you didn't get you can get in

750
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,440
more trouble over death penalty. Yeah, the death penalty. Yeah,

751
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:57,079
that's what's my say.

752
00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 2: Well, you know, so I did it.

753
00:35:59,079 --> 00:36:02,039
Speaker 4: I talked about last I'm you know, went a little fast, A.

754
00:36:02,039 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 3: Little fast yeah, ninety oh seventy nah word, I.

755
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 2: Mean depends on what where you're measuring from right, miles

756
00:36:09,519 --> 00:36:10,559
per hour from where I.

757
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:11,679
Speaker 4: Was my position.

758
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:15,519
Speaker 2: I was going the speed of the highway, meaning I

759
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:18,199
was going along with my fellow drivers.

760
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,199
Speaker 3: How fast were they going?

761
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 2: Look like they were all breaking the law, breaking the law?

762
00:36:22,599 --> 00:36:24,719
They were going ninety yeah, And I saw I was

763
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:29,920
going regular speed technically, no, not untechnically okay, which in

764
00:36:30,199 --> 00:36:33,440
a Terrence Howard kind of way is technically okay.

765
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 3: So it's like the grizzly bear reaching into the stream

766
00:36:36,599 --> 00:36:38,920
grabbing a salmon. You just were the one he got

767
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,840
that day, you know. Yeah, Yeah, they're all going the

768
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,079
same speed, but he got you.

769
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 4: That is the truth, Johnny, That is one the truth.

770
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:47,199
Speaker 3: Plucked you out of the stream.

771
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,519
Speaker 2: I remember when I went to see comedy when I

772
00:36:49,639 --> 00:36:52,880
was really young at UNLV in like ninety one ninety two.

773
00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:56,079
There was someplace at the in Vegas called the comedy

774
00:36:56,159 --> 00:36:58,800
Stop and I went there and watched comedy and the

775
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,679
guy on stage he said something.

776
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:04,760
Speaker 4: He goes, listen, we need to all speed together.

777
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, okay, just if we all go fast,

778
00:37:10,199 --> 00:37:15,119
they can't catch us. Right, that's brilliant. Great, And Johnny,

779
00:37:15,159 --> 00:37:17,599
I'm gonna say this. I think you should be able

780
00:37:17,599 --> 00:37:19,199
to go super fast on a highway.

781
00:37:20,039 --> 00:37:21,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, they should in the fast lane.

782
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially in Indiana where you just drive forever and

783
00:37:24,559 --> 00:37:29,920
there's nobody, like. The highway limits are so dumb. School limits, yeah,

784
00:37:30,199 --> 00:37:34,079
city limits, I'll understand highway limits. We should drive to win.

785
00:37:34,679 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 3: A lot of the highways used to be faster too.

786
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,320
And then the seven minimum.

787
00:37:38,599 --> 00:37:39,760
Speaker 2: You should be able to go a hondo.

788
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 3: Then they're in the gas crisis. They brought down the

789
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,679
speed limits and they never brought them back.

790
00:37:43,599 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 2: Of course, because they can make money off that. Tickets

791
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:50,239
are just a backdoor tax. There's a time when in

792
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,719
La before you got here, where everyone was just getting

793
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:56,119
pulled over all the time because the city needed money,

794
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,599
so they were just taxing everybody. They were just tickets everybody,

795
00:37:59,679 --> 00:38:01,639
and if you showed up, you got out, and if

796
00:38:01,679 --> 00:38:03,920
you didn't show up, you paid your ticket.

797
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:06,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, you used to have a great record of success

798
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:07,039
in traffic court.

799
00:38:07,159 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean I've gotten out of tickets telling jokes.

800
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:14,599
We told that in another podcast. But so I am,

801
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,639
I drive, I get this ticket. He doesn't even give

802
00:38:17,679 --> 00:38:20,000
me a chance to get out. So I go do

803
00:38:20,119 --> 00:38:22,280
the show. I give I give the ticket to Dana,

804
00:38:22,559 --> 00:38:25,440
and you know, she starts making some calls, seeing if

805
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:27,719
I can get out of this. So she calls the

806
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:32,760
Indiana DMV and Dana text me. She goes, I have

807
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:36,519
the funniest story for you. Okay, let me hear. She goes,

808
00:38:36,639 --> 00:38:37,519
I have to text you.

809
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 4: She texts me. Oh, she says, call me.

810
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,760
Speaker 2: Okay. So I get done on my work, which is

811
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,320
usually two days straight, and then I'll call her after that. No,

812
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:49,840
sometimes I'll leave the house, Sho'll call me right back

813
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:51,719
and I'll be like, hey, Dana, what's up?

814
00:38:52,039 --> 00:38:55,280
Speaker 4: Stop that I have to I have to tell you something.

815
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:59,679
Speaker 2: I go, Okay, it's get to the point where me

816
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:02,480
and d love each other so much, but we're becoming

817
00:39:02,559 --> 00:39:05,400
my uncle Lou and my aunt Joe am with They

818
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,440
would just fucking light each other up erate in front

819
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:10,119
of everybody. At this point, doesn't even matter. Poor XG

820
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,360
was there and we were just Dylan's been there and

821
00:39:13,559 --> 00:39:15,960
she's been there, and we're just like an old couple

822
00:39:16,039 --> 00:39:19,239
fighting and I'm fine with that. I don't mind it.

823
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,480
It's the best way to keep it going. It's just like, hey,

824
00:39:22,679 --> 00:39:26,400
let's be honest here. So called. I call her back

825
00:39:27,119 --> 00:39:30,440
and she's like, listen, I call the DMV in in Indiana.

826
00:39:30,519 --> 00:39:33,559
She goes, by the way nicest human beings on planet Earth.

827
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,440
She goes, you can't believe you're talking to the DMV.

828
00:39:37,039 --> 00:39:41,599
That's how nice they are there. So so she goes,

829
00:39:42,519 --> 00:39:44,400
she goes, I'm talking to lady. The lady asked me

830
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:47,239
for the ticket number. Gives the ticket number to the

831
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:51,679
lady and lay goes, oh, I know this ticket. She

832
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:54,239
goes what she goes, I know this ticket. As soon

833
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:56,519
as I saw I thought there can only be one

834
00:39:56,639 --> 00:40:00,400
Sam Tripoli. Really she goes what she goes, Oh, yeah,

835
00:40:00,599 --> 00:40:03,039
I know who he is. I listened to his show,

836
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:07,239
Oh Boy Susan in Indiana. I listened to his show.

837
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,840
I go as soon as I saw it, I turned

838
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:12,519
my fag go, it looks like we got celebrity here.

839
00:40:13,519 --> 00:40:18,639
Fun so funny, I go, Really, she goes Listen. If

840
00:40:18,679 --> 00:40:20,840
I could do anything for you, I will do it.

841
00:40:21,559 --> 00:40:25,320
But I can't because it's just a system. But she

842
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:29,239
says Indiana is interesting. Indiana's thing is if you get

843
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,920
busted in Indiana and you're from out of state doing

844
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:35,559
a ticket, they won't let your state know. If you

845
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:39,039
pay off the ticket and for a year, you're on

846
00:40:39,199 --> 00:40:45,119
probation there. For one year, you're on probation for with them,

847
00:40:45,159 --> 00:40:46,800
and if you don't get a ticket for that year,

848
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,960
once you pay it off, it goes away and they

849
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,079
don't tell anybody about it. Don't go to Indiana, dude.

850
00:40:52,119 --> 00:40:56,239
I will never drive in Indiana again. Ever. I will

851
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,239
never drive. But I thought that was the funniest shit

852
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,599
I've ever seen, because I they if I get a

853
00:41:02,639 --> 00:41:04,400
couple more points, I could lose my license.

854
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:05,199
Speaker 12: So I have to.

855
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, and half the time is such a bad trying

856
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:11,320
to say you're a good but Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, here's

857
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:11,719
the truth.

858
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 4: This is the first time involved a cop pulling me over.

859
00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 2: One of them was for a traffic ticket that I

860
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:22,840
didn't even go through because I remember stopping and I'm like, oh,

861
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:23,559
that's not good.

862
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,519
Speaker 3: I thought you didn't you get stopped over here at

863
00:41:25,599 --> 00:41:28,519
like uh uh la palma or whatever the hell it's

864
00:41:28,559 --> 00:41:32,000
called up by the up going, like making an illegal

865
00:41:32,199 --> 00:41:34,880
right turn or something up by the post office.

866
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,320
Speaker 2: Up. No, that was like literally like ten years ago.

867
00:41:38,639 --> 00:41:38,760
Speaker 6: Right.

868
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 3: You said you've never been pulled over there, but I

869
00:41:40,519 --> 00:41:40,960
mean like I.

870
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 2: Mean recently, I'm the times I've gotten trying. Okay, whatever, Johnny,

871
00:41:46,039 --> 00:41:49,159
it's timelines here, Okay. When I say I never been

872
00:41:49,199 --> 00:41:50,760
pulled out, I mean recently.

873
00:41:50,559 --> 00:41:52,880
Speaker 3: Oh okay, because that we're never you see, it has

874
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:55,840
a really defined uh meaning with some bullshit.

875
00:41:56,719 --> 00:42:00,360
Speaker 2: So anyways, the last time I think I got there

876
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,440
was that one ticket. I just never heard back from

877
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,960
them ever. And then there was one when I was

878
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,800
with Brian Callum five years ago, like five or six

879
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,920
years ago in in Century City. I dealt, I dealt,

880
00:42:12,079 --> 00:42:14,679
tried to deal with that, and then I haven't gotten

881
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:19,079
anything since. I've had two accidents where my well, I

882
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:22,239
they weren't even accidents. It was one was well, one

883
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,239
was an accident and it was just this freak thing

884
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:28,039
where I was parked and I took off and then

885
00:42:28,119 --> 00:42:30,400
this guy just rolled right in and we and we

886
00:42:30,519 --> 00:42:31,880
both died the brakes and we tapped.

887
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 3: What were you doing on your phone when that happened?

888
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 2: I wonder I was? I was, I was dealing with

889
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:40,360
the kids. Some somebody dropped something, so I pulled over

890
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,079
to site or or day and I were trying to

891
00:42:42,119 --> 00:42:44,000
figure out where we had to go to bring the girls.

892
00:42:45,119 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm mmm. So if you haven't had any why

893
00:42:49,039 --> 00:42:50,639
do you have so many points on your insurance?

894
00:42:51,079 --> 00:42:53,639
Speaker 2: Because I've had. I had a tree fall on my

895
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:58,199
car and that made that cost me in insurance.

896
00:42:58,239 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 3: I don't think you get points for that though.

897
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 2: I dude, don't. I don't even know. I'm just I'm

898
00:43:03,079 --> 00:43:06,519
just a great driver. I drive. I just drive.

899
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 3: I know, I know that's not true. I've many times,

900
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,519
and I've learned my lesson. I will never do it

901
00:43:13,599 --> 00:43:14,719
again whilst you're driving.

902
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 2: Okay, well you know that's why I let data drive

903
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:17,880
all the time, to be honest.

904
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 3: That's smart.

905
00:43:18,679 --> 00:43:20,280
Speaker 2: Okay. So yeah, that was it.

906
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,679
Speaker 3: You know that's crazy, isn't it. What are the odds

907
00:43:22,679 --> 00:43:22,840
of that?

908
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,039
Speaker 2: I don't know seeing that that famous? So yeah, I

909
00:43:26,159 --> 00:43:28,960
mean that's kind of weird. Wild. There's only one Sam

910
00:43:29,039 --> 00:43:29,719
Tripoli out there.

911
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,800
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, well, if you think about it, Okay,

912
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:35,880
Let's say you know, one hundred thousand plus people listen

913
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:40,440
to an episode of Tempo Hat. Probably a million people

914
00:43:40,559 --> 00:43:42,880
have heard an episode of Tempo Hap. Maybe more than

915
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,320
that millions of people out there. You divide that by

916
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:49,239
fifty fifty states, you're talking thousands of people in every state.

917
00:43:49,679 --> 00:43:50,840
So the odds aren't that bad.

918
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:52,159
Speaker 2: It's not that bad.

919
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:55,159
Speaker 3: And if you count your Rogan appearances, then I mean,

920
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:57,800
come on, dude, there's like everybody in the United States

921
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:58,400
knows who you are.

922
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,039
Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree, So I still think it's fun.

923
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 3: That's crazy.

924
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:05,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, it just sucks, but you know, so.

925
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:06,280
Speaker 3: What you just pay it off.

926
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:08,760
Speaker 2: So I'm going to go take an online course and

927
00:44:09,039 --> 00:44:11,119
now they don't make you go to a class. You

928
00:44:11,159 --> 00:44:13,599
don't have to pay it or you know, I got

929
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:15,840
to pay it off, but I have to be on probation.

930
00:44:16,519 --> 00:44:18,239
Indiana will be like, we're not going to give you.

931
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,159
Speaker 3: Probation means going to a class.

932
00:44:20,199 --> 00:44:23,639
Speaker 2: So also, no, I'm going to do a class here

933
00:44:23,679 --> 00:44:26,079
because in California and get a point off your license

934
00:44:26,559 --> 00:44:29,119
if you take a class, the class is unrelated to

935
00:44:29,599 --> 00:44:30,559
to the Indiana thing.

936
00:44:30,599 --> 00:44:32,559
Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, this is for your other violation.

937
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:37,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, for my other phantom violations. They're phantom, Johnny.

938
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,199
Speaker 3: You're Johnny targeted by the police.

939
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 2: I am getting targeted by the police.

940
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:44,599
Speaker 3: Political believe.

941
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 2: That's why, Johnny, I don't get red cars because how's

942
00:44:50,039 --> 00:44:57,800
that work for you? Yeah, not that great traffic cord.

943
00:45:00,159 --> 00:45:02,239
So you know, Johnny, I'm a little older than you.

944
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:05,280
And as you get older, your friends, your family, friends

945
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:10,400
or friends. Johnny, was that necessary? Are you in your forties? No,

946
00:45:11,039 --> 00:45:12,920
you're not in your forties. I'm not so I am

947
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:17,480
much older than you. As you get to my age,

948
00:45:17,639 --> 00:45:24,119
you're the older generation starts to fall off, Okay, And

949
00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:28,280
so I got a call, I got a text because

950
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:32,079
the people in my family right now, Johnny, really really

951
00:45:32,199 --> 00:45:37,559
love to really love to let you know when people die.

952
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 3: No, don't they Yeah, they do.

953
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:43,800
Speaker 2: That's their favorite thing to let you know when people die.

954
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:47,639
And so my cousin Frank called me up and he

955
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:49,880
hit me up and he told me that this guy

956
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:54,639
named Angelo Morelli died, a good friend of the family,

957
00:45:55,679 --> 00:46:00,159
my dad's old old friend, and he passed away. So

958
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,519
sending love to him and his family. And it's so

959
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:08,039
funny because my mother and my father haven't been together

960
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:13,800
for h got to be almost twenty five years. My

961
00:46:14,039 --> 00:46:17,079
dad is if you ask me, he is the world's

962
00:46:17,159 --> 00:46:18,760
oldest autistic human being.

963
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 4: Like, I think he got autism before everybody else did.

964
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 3: Trailblazer.

965
00:46:22,559 --> 00:46:26,159
Speaker 2: My dad was a trailblazer, My dad, my dad. Talking

966
00:46:26,159 --> 00:46:28,679
to my dad is like talking to like a commodore

967
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:29,400
sixty four.

968
00:46:29,559 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 4: It's like it's still a computer, but it's it's.

969
00:46:33,079 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 3: Really slot pioneers of autism.

970
00:46:35,119 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, my dad is a pioneer of autism.

971
00:46:39,079 --> 00:46:40,679
Speaker 5: And so.

972
00:46:42,559 --> 00:46:46,159
Speaker 2: I get call. I get called from my text from

973
00:46:46,159 --> 00:46:51,719
my cousin Frank, and he of course I call my mother.

974
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,679
She says she doesn't think it's him. She calls her sister,

975
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:59,199
calls me back, it's him. She starts crying. Who died

976
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:02,039
the person who died Angelo? What they thought it was

977
00:47:02,119 --> 00:47:05,599
somebody else, but it was the angel or Angelo. And

978
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,599
she starts crying because my mother is emotional, even though

979
00:47:08,639 --> 00:47:10,719
she hadn't talked to him for a couple of years,

980
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:14,880
emotionally losing a friend. No, he was like best man

981
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:17,800
in my dad's my mom's wedding, all that stuff, right,

982
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,679
So my mother's crying talking about how great of a

983
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:23,960
guy he was, all that stuff. I call my father

984
00:47:24,119 --> 00:47:27,000
the Lemno, because nobody talks to my dad. I call

985
00:47:27,159 --> 00:47:28,760
him the Lemono. And this will let you know the

986
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:33,159
difference between moms and dads. And I go, hey, Dad,

987
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:38,440
I got some bad news for you. Angelo Morello passed away.

988
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:42,480
He goes, hah, I called him. He hasn't called me back.

989
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:51,320
I go, Dad, because he's dead. He can't call you

990
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:55,159
back because he's no longer with us. He's dead. I know.

991
00:47:56,320 --> 00:48:00,519
It's just like he should have called me back. I'm like, okay, Dad,

992
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:04,320
there we go. But that's that's dad's dad's versus moms.

993
00:48:05,199 --> 00:48:09,039
It's just dad's as they get older, Yeah, totally, that

994
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,760
the history of time has worn them down.

995
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 3: There's this story of Stonewall Jackson in the Civil War

996
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,360
where one of his like lieutenants or something went missing

997
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:20,320
and then they found his body, and Stonewall Jackson goes

998
00:48:20,559 --> 00:48:22,159
very admirable, very admirable.

999
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:22,599
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1000
00:48:23,559 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 4: Maybe he was the first autistic guy.

1001
00:48:26,159 --> 00:48:29,079
Speaker 3: Oh dude, he was weird man. He would like hold

1002
00:48:29,119 --> 00:48:30,760
his hand up in the heat of battle because he

1003
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,000
thought it bounced like the humors and the body. He

1004
00:48:33,199 --> 00:48:35,719
was known to like suck on a lemon. He would

1005
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:37,360
not he didn't believe in sitting in chair.

1006
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:38,599
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1007
00:48:38,639 --> 00:48:40,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, he didn't believe in sitting in chairs because he

1008
00:48:40,599 --> 00:48:45,119
thought it like contorted the digestive system. Very like he

1009
00:48:45,119 --> 00:48:47,119
wouldn't fight on Sunday because it's a lord's day.

1010
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:49,039
Speaker 2: Very pair, no war on Sundays.

1011
00:48:49,119 --> 00:48:51,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, he ended up fighting on Sundays, but he

1012
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:53,840
didn't like to. But yeah, really weird. There's a whole

1013
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,039
list of weird things that he would do. Stonewall Jackson.

1014
00:48:56,079 --> 00:48:58,639
Speaker 2: It's like those Muslim fighters who end up fighting on

1015
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:00,039
Ramadam when they don't want.

1016
00:49:00,519 --> 00:49:04,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, or any Muzzlim athlete right now, have you seen

1017
00:49:04,079 --> 00:49:06,400
him like fasting and they like, we had this guy

1018
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,039
on the soccer team and Charlotte he was just starting

1019
00:49:09,119 --> 00:49:11,119
the game as is fast ended, so he was like

1020
00:49:11,199 --> 00:49:14,840
scarfing bananas right before it was That's tough, dude, that

1021
00:49:15,039 --> 00:49:15,400
is tough.

1022
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:16,639
Speaker 2: I need to do it so bad.

1023
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:18,320
Speaker 3: That's so funny you what you said about your dad.

1024
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:20,639
My mom, I get all that download when she picks

1025
00:49:20,679 --> 00:49:22,960
me up from the airport. It's just like the first

1026
00:49:23,039 --> 00:49:25,840
thirty minutes of us driving home. Everybody who died, everybody

1027
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,719
who got sick. Okay, the most depressing half hour of.

1028
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:32,159
Speaker 2: My but does she set you up like as could

1029
00:49:32,199 --> 00:49:34,519
you know what's coming? No, I know, but they love

1030
00:49:34,599 --> 00:49:36,400
to get you going. I hain't like it's gonna be

1031
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:39,960
a good story. And then they're like, remember, do you

1032
00:49:40,079 --> 00:49:42,920
remember your your third grade teacher?

1033
00:49:43,679 --> 00:49:45,039
Speaker 4: You remember how much she loved you?

1034
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 2: She's dead. She died.

1035
00:49:47,519 --> 00:49:49,119
Speaker 3: And my dad has a whole other way. If he's

1036
00:49:49,159 --> 00:49:50,719
telling me about something like if you would tell me

1037
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:55,320
about Pet's dying, you go, yeah, well Roscoe died today.

1038
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:58,760
Every time, dude, and my entire life, he said exactly

1039
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,280
that way, just go, yeah, well.

1040
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:03,559
Speaker 4: You lived in a pet cemetery.

1041
00:50:03,639 --> 00:50:06,639
Speaker 3: Everybody, Oh yeah, that's how many pets. Well, you just

1042
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:08,360
had a lot of dogs, you know, we've had a lot.

1043
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:10,239
We just have lived like five there right now.

1044
00:50:10,559 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 2: If you have five dogs, yeah, there are they all

1045
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,719
the same size? Are they different sizes?

1046
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:18,559
Speaker 3: No, there's different sizes. There's two in houses on the farm.

1047
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, you got field and he got a house.

1048
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:25,599
Speaker 3: Well, there's a big Connie Corso that's like a kind

1049
00:50:25,599 --> 00:50:27,079
of like a big mastiff that lives in the house

1050
00:50:27,119 --> 00:50:27,519
of my parents.

1051
00:50:27,599 --> 00:50:29,079
Speaker 4: The massif lives in the house.

1052
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a small like Boston terry or something French,

1053
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:35,159
something I don't know, that lives with my sister. And

1054
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,920
then there's a golden retriever outside, a mastiff outside.

1055
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 2: You'll let the golden retriever inside.

1056
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 3: Not a golden Retriever, a golden lab and uh, he's

1057
00:50:46,519 --> 00:50:49,559
a hunting dog. And then there's oh shit, what is

1058
00:50:49,599 --> 00:50:50,079
the other one?

1059
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:54,159
Speaker 2: I cannot believe in twenty twenty five people still keep dogs.

1060
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:54,320
Speaker 5: No.

1061
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:56,760
Speaker 3: And then there's another Knye Corso that lives inside with

1062
00:50:56,920 --> 00:51:00,360
my sister. Yes, and we had a bloodhound a couple

1063
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:04,119
of years ago. It's a whole gang of no. But well,

1064
00:51:04,199 --> 00:51:07,280
people will have dogs so people don't come in outside

1065
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,480
to their property and they want them to eat their ass.

1066
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:10,559
Speaker 2: Unbelievable.

1067
00:51:11,559 --> 00:51:13,199
Speaker 3: Doesn't make they have a place to come in and

1068
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:14,920
be warm. I have, We have like a heating lamp

1069
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:17,360
and like an indoor place. But they prefer to be outside.

1070
00:51:19,679 --> 00:51:21,239
Speaker 2: Dogs prefer to be outside.

1071
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:25,079
Speaker 3: Of course, they chasing animal, chasing squirrels and ship. They

1072
00:51:25,119 --> 00:51:25,360
love that.

1073
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 2: You think Roger the pug wants to be outside?

1074
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 3: Is a pug is a monstrosity of Johnny?

1075
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 2: Shut up, that's my little love buck.

1076
00:51:32,599 --> 00:51:35,800
Speaker 3: Do you think that that evolution invented a pug or

1077
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,519
do you think people will want to know where weird

1078
00:51:37,559 --> 00:51:39,719
smush nose a little freak in Vanina pug.

1079
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 2: Hey, Johnny Hey Sam? So, Uh, I have a daughter.

1080
00:51:49,079 --> 00:51:51,760
I have two daughters. I heard about that that I'll

1081
00:51:52,199 --> 00:51:56,679
come over all the time. And the one daughter, okay,

1082
00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:01,719
the one daughter loves video games. Now she's fo She

1083
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:08,920
loves video games and it's very interesting because the games

1084
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:13,199
she plays are so dumb. And I asked the question

1085
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:16,119
if Minecraft is the dumbest game ever made in the

1086
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:16,920
history of times?

1087
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:17,679
Speaker 3: Did you get snapped?

1088
00:52:18,199 --> 00:52:18,320
Speaker 13: Oh?

1089
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:20,400
Speaker 2: I got lit up to the point I had to

1090
00:52:20,559 --> 00:52:28,800
change the poll to yes, it's fine. Sam Tripley is retarded. Yeah,

1091
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:33,800
Sam Tripley is retarded one. Uh, but it's a it's

1092
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:37,119
a really ridiculously stupid game. Now, I haven't done the

1093
00:52:37,199 --> 00:52:40,039
building part, which is well, everyone tells me that's the game.

1094
00:52:40,159 --> 00:52:42,400
What do you mean, Well, we've only done the destruction

1095
00:52:42,559 --> 00:52:44,760
part where we destroy stuff.

1096
00:52:45,119 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 3: The building is the game.

1097
00:52:46,039 --> 00:52:48,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta go do the building part. But now

1098
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:55,159
my daughter has found Roblicks roadblocks. Uh, I own apology

1099
00:52:55,239 --> 00:53:02,480
to Minecraft. Roadblocks is even dumber, and Roadblocks whole thing

1100
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:06,519
is to get these kids to pay for things on

1101
00:53:06,679 --> 00:53:09,360
there because they don't know how. Thank god, I have

1102
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:11,719
no credits on my rest. My dallar would put me

1103
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,800
a g and hole buying all this stuff Fortnite. Same way,

1104
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:16,880
it's just oh, you want to buy this? No, I

1105
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:19,440
don't want to buy this. I just want to wreck shop.

1106
00:53:20,639 --> 00:53:21,360
That's all it is.

1107
00:53:21,639 --> 00:53:25,079
Speaker 3: My nephew's probably spent just all through his birthday money, shit,

1108
00:53:25,599 --> 00:53:30,519
a grand or something, just just a femeral junk on.

1109
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,559
You know, it's because you don't have a toy. It's

1110
00:53:32,599 --> 00:53:34,639
not like it's a skin on Fortnite you get to

1111
00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:36,760
go around looking like Santa Claus or whatever.

1112
00:53:37,119 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, in the game, that's all nothing. Yeah, yeah, that's

1113
00:53:40,079 --> 00:53:44,679
all it is. And it's just it's just jacking cash

1114
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:45,559
from kids.

1115
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,920
Speaker 3: Totally, and they and they know what they're doing because

1116
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:50,800
it's not they have like in Fortnite V Bucks, it's

1117
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:53,159
not dollars. It's not one for one with a dollar.

1118
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,840
So you're like, oh, fifteen hundred v bucks, what's that

1119
00:53:56,079 --> 00:53:58,800
like ten dollars? Now it's twenty five dollars, dude, you

1120
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:04,519
just ten dollars vs. Twenty five thousands. It's thousands versus God, yes,

1121
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:06,159
you know it's not a one to one, so they.

1122
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 2: So, my daughter is one of those people that loves YouTube.

1123
00:54:12,079 --> 00:54:15,159
And I feel bad for kids in LA because they

1124
00:54:15,199 --> 00:54:17,079
can't go outside and play. It's a big reason why

1125
00:54:17,119 --> 00:54:20,000
I want to move. I want to move to where

1126
00:54:20,039 --> 00:54:22,679
they can go outside because when I was her age,

1127
00:54:23,679 --> 00:54:25,079
we would just roam the streets.

1128
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:26,360
Speaker 3: Very important, it would.

1129
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,280
Speaker 4: It makes parenting a lot easier.

1130
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 3: It's also just healthier.

1131
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,440
Speaker 2: You got to get outside, get outside so you don't

1132
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:36,719
become chunky. So we sat, you know, but they're stuck

1133
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:41,679
inside because La is full of predators, so sous doesn't.

1134
00:54:42,159 --> 00:54:45,199
My daughter likes to senator pad and watch YouTube. Now,

1135
00:54:45,519 --> 00:54:47,880
if we're out doing something, she'll do it. She loves

1136
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:48,880
she'll she'll love do it.

1137
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:49,880
Speaker 4: She just needs something to do.

1138
00:54:50,559 --> 00:54:52,480
Speaker 2: She's been in this house since she was a kid,

1139
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,039
even though it's only been two years, but two years

1140
00:54:55,079 --> 00:54:57,679
of her life is almost half her life. Yeah, you know,

1141
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:01,079
so she she's just looking for something to do.

1142
00:55:02,199 --> 00:55:03,360
Speaker 11: My my.

1143
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:09,079
Speaker 2: So she we I give her. We play roadblocks and

1144
00:55:09,119 --> 00:55:11,239
whenever she gets to a point she can't deal with it,

1145
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:14,039
she yells for me to come and start a new game.

1146
00:55:15,159 --> 00:55:19,719
Right like, whenever she gets stuck somewhere just she gets

1147
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:22,199
stuck somewhere. Stick up the game. She's like, I want

1148
00:55:22,199 --> 00:55:24,320
to play a different game. And it was over and

1149
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:26,480
over and over again. So at one point she goes,

1150
00:55:26,519 --> 00:55:28,440
I want a different game. And dude, I gave her

1151
00:55:28,519 --> 00:55:31,519
the speech that I have been dreaming on giving my

1152
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:36,159
kids for my whole life, even before I had kids.

1153
00:55:36,199 --> 00:55:41,159
I was dreaming about giving this kid my kids. The speech. Okay,

1154
00:55:41,639 --> 00:55:44,800
it's it's it's it's the speech my father gave me,

1155
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:50,199
which is, you're a tripley. You don't quit, tripley aren't.

1156
00:55:50,519 --> 00:55:54,360
And I gave that. I gave her a five minute

1157
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:59,280
speech about how life is tough. Life's tough. Life is

1158
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:03,599
gonna throw stuf that you roadblocks. You gotta get roadblocks. Okay,

1159
00:56:04,119 --> 00:56:07,119
you gotta have roadblocks, and you gotta guess what triples do.

1160
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:11,320
We don't quit, I don't raise quitters. Okay, you are tripoli.

1161
00:56:11,679 --> 00:56:15,039
You you run towards the problem and you solve the problem.

1162
00:56:15,199 --> 00:56:17,239
And when the problem comes, guess what you do? A

1163
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:20,800
little one. You remain calm, You take a deep breath.

1164
00:56:21,039 --> 00:56:23,840
And I give her this speech, and dude, I am

1165
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:27,239
in my new Rockney mode. Bro. I am like my

1166
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:31,119
team is down twenty halftime. I gotta get the troops going.

1167
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,400
I'm giving her the greatest speech ever. And she's just

1168
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:36,760
staring at me with these dull eyes, taking in about

1169
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:42,239
how greatness always perseveres. You gotta fight through it, life, dude,

1170
00:56:42,599 --> 00:56:48,599
Nothing nothing good is easy. Okay. You gotta fight for it, dude. Okay,

1171
00:56:48,599 --> 00:56:51,079
because the world there's a million people going for it,

1172
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:54,360
and you gotta. You gotta be work harder, work faster,

1173
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:58,119
be smarter, and cool as the cucumber. You have to

1174
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:00,719
chill out. And I'm giving her this speech and is

1175
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:03,480
going deep going. That's why your father's never given up.

1176
00:57:03,639 --> 00:57:06,079
That's why you live in this nice house, because your

1177
00:57:06,159 --> 00:57:09,480
dad said, not today, not today, He's gonna do the

1178
00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:12,079
best again. He fought through it, even when a thousand

1179
00:57:12,159 --> 00:57:14,800
doors closed in his face. He never gave up on it,

1180
00:57:15,039 --> 00:57:17,760
never stopped believing in himself, always kept working. So I

1181
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:19,800
need you to get back on that game, and I

1182
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:22,639
need you to finish this game and don't come back

1183
00:57:22,719 --> 00:57:25,239
to me until you've dominated this level.

1184
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:28,079
Speaker 4: Okay. And man, I felt so good about myself.

1185
00:57:28,519 --> 00:57:30,239
Speaker 2: I just gave it. I gave the greatest speech of

1186
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:33,400
father's ever given to their child. I walked in the

1187
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:35,199
kitchen because Dane said, I go, do you hear that

1188
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:38,119
new Rodney speech I just gave? She goes, she's five

1189
00:57:38,239 --> 00:57:46,280
years old, she's five, she's just having fun. What did

1190
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:49,639
you just Why'd you yell at her for ten minutes?

1191
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:53,480
I go, it wasn't yelling, it was passionate. And she

1192
00:57:53,639 --> 00:57:56,199
needs to know she's a tripoli and we don't quit

1193
00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:59,800
and you don't get it. And I walked out proud

1194
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:03,239
as a dad who just let her kid know. Lets

1195
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:06,360
kid know, we don't raise quitters in this house.

1196
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 3: You think thirty years from now, she'll be like, you know,

1197
00:58:09,079 --> 00:58:12,000
my daddy when I was four, what is she five?

1198
00:58:12,119 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 14: Five?

1199
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 3: Five years old, he gave me the speech about not quitting.

1200
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,039
Speaker 2: So well, Johnny, I'm gonna be honest with you. I

1201
00:58:18,199 --> 00:58:20,039
remember memories from five years old.

1202
00:58:20,119 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 3: I got stuck on a level of roadblocks.

1203
00:58:22,079 --> 00:58:24,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, just my dad just gave me, made.

1204
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 3: Me sit there for five hours until I figured it out.

1205
00:58:27,159 --> 00:58:30,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, Johnny, what's your earliest memories?

1206
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:35,920
Speaker 3: My earliest memories? Oh uh, like, I definitely remember preschool

1207
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:40,679
so four. Yeah, my kids now in the primership from

1208
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:44,119
like three and two were they remember everything I remember

1209
00:58:44,239 --> 00:58:49,960
some early stuff too, for like two and three. Yeap, yep, yeah, No,

1210
00:58:50,119 --> 00:58:51,360
I remember a lot of stuff from then.

1211
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:57,559
Speaker 2: She's gonna remember that when she see of whatever company she's.

1212
00:58:57,639 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 3: I mean, I remember life lessons too from like my grandpa.

1213
00:59:00,039 --> 00:59:03,320
He would always say, uh, you know, do it right

1214
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:05,239
the first time so you don't have to do it again. Yeah,

1215
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,599
that was he tell me that all even exact little kid, Uh,

1216
00:59:09,039 --> 00:59:11,559
being honest, his saying was, if I tell you the

1217
00:59:11,639 --> 00:59:13,599
berries are ripe, you can get your bucket. That's what

1218
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:17,119
my grandpa would say. So, uh, yeah, I remember those

1219
00:59:17,159 --> 00:59:19,119
little things for sure. I think it's worthwhile doing that.

1220
00:59:19,239 --> 00:59:20,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent.

1221
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:23,119
Speaker 3: It's also kind of what parenting is, right, I mean, yeah,

1222
00:59:23,199 --> 00:59:23,960
you gotta give.

1223
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:28,440
Speaker 2: Your kids, like your wisdom, wisdom like don't quit get

1224
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:32,039
it in early, work hard, fight harder. You want something,

1225
00:59:32,039 --> 00:59:32,920
you gotta fight for it.

1226
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:33,119
Speaker 7: Now.

1227
00:59:33,159 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 3: There's a fine line between doing that and being and

1228
00:59:36,599 --> 00:59:39,079
yelling at them. Well like my dad was with like sports,

1229
00:59:39,119 --> 00:59:42,239
you know, and where I was just practicing twenty four

1230
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:44,519
hours a day baseball, you know, you know, just ruining

1231
00:59:44,559 --> 00:59:44,920
my life.

1232
00:59:45,119 --> 00:59:47,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, when did your dad realize you were gay?

1233
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:50,119
Speaker 3: No? I was decent at baseball, Yeah, I was. I

1234
00:59:50,199 --> 00:59:53,079
was okay, Well, were you a position? I pitched and

1235
00:59:53,159 --> 00:59:56,360
played a second base usually? All right, Johnny, But uh,

1236
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:59,480
I mean I let them most of my good friends

1237
00:59:59,519 --> 01:00:02,639
from sports, so I'm a big proponent.

1238
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:04,960
Speaker 2: My brother was so good at everything.

1239
01:00:05,519 --> 01:00:07,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wasn't that kind of I had. I was hard.

1240
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:10,440
Speaker 2: My brother could pitch, he could hit, he was a bowler,

1241
01:00:10,599 --> 01:00:14,159
he was a golfer. Like my brother was amazing at

1242
01:00:14,199 --> 01:00:16,559
everything I played. I was good at nothing.

1243
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,000
Speaker 3: I was not good at tennis.

1244
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 2: So, Johnny, do you ever have an uncle that talk

1245
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,119
creepy about chicks to you?

1246
01:00:23,119 --> 01:00:23,159
Speaker 5: No?

1247
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:24,880
Speaker 3: I kind of wish I did. I wish I had

1248
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:26,159
that more of a relationship like that.

1249
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:28,599
Speaker 2: I remember when I was in college, my uncle Lie

1250
01:00:28,599 --> 01:00:30,880
would come and see me. He's like, where's the fur at?

1251
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:33,519
I go the fur? The fur?

1252
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:34,920
Speaker 15: What?

1253
01:00:36,599 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1254
01:00:37,559 --> 01:00:38,000
Speaker 6: The fur?

1255
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 2: Oh dude.

1256
01:00:39,679 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 3: The generations and their different words.

1257
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:44,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. I think we've gone too far. I think

1258
01:00:45,159 --> 01:00:48,519
boys have just been just debilitated.

1259
01:00:48,679 --> 01:00:50,920
Speaker 3: Of course we have. I mean, you have kids now

1260
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:53,760
that are afraid to ask girls out because when are

1261
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:55,320
you a sex pest? You know what I mean?

1262
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,519
Speaker 2: Like, well, Johnny, what about this thing going down with

1263
01:00:57,559 --> 01:00:58,920
the impractical jokers.

1264
01:00:59,000 --> 01:00:59,199
Speaker 5: Guy.

1265
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:03,039
Speaker 2: It's like, have you seen this? Like I don't even

1266
01:01:03,079 --> 01:01:06,280
know what his name is, but like you know, now

1267
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:09,960
all this stuff's coming back about him trying to bang Strange.

1268
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:13,519
Speaker 3: Joe Gotto is accused by a second woman, now a

1269
01:01:13,639 --> 01:01:18,079
former employee, of inappropriate behavior, just days after a woman

1270
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:25,079
accused Joe Gatto of sexual shit said the word. A

1271
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:28,920
former employee has come forward with about her negative experiences with.

1272
01:01:29,199 --> 01:01:35,079
Speaker 4: Okay, that's that word that starts to get me weird.

1273
01:01:35,159 --> 01:01:38,039
Speaker 2: And here we get into this kind of gibberish that

1274
01:01:38,159 --> 01:01:42,159
they use to make it sound like it's essay.

1275
01:01:42,679 --> 01:01:46,559
Speaker 3: He's denied it and says that he used poor judgment. Yeah,

1276
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:48,719
regarding the first the first accusing.

1277
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 2: So the first two chicks, it's like a Crystal Lea

1278
01:01:51,079 --> 01:01:54,639
thing where they're like seventeen years old and hot and

1279
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:58,239
he's like they're going backstage at their favorite celebrity and

1280
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:01,599
any other time nobody would say anything. And I'm not

1281
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:04,920
saying it's right. I'm just like, I'm just saying, like,

1282
01:02:05,039 --> 01:02:07,199
you're trying to destroy a guy's career.

1283
01:02:09,159 --> 01:02:12,280
Speaker 3: Did he ask amy? Yes, he had just gotten back

1284
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:14,960
together with his wife. I'm sorry you guys, don't want

1285
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:15,360
to hear it.

1286
01:02:15,519 --> 01:02:20,159
Speaker 2: But oh my god, Johnny, I've seen I've seen the video.

1287
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:23,840
She says, Oh my god, I'll tell you sometimes like

1288
01:02:24,079 --> 01:02:25,639
I've seen that energy before.

1289
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:29,639
Speaker 4: I've seen that energy before, and it's crazy person.

1290
01:02:30,159 --> 01:02:31,400
Speaker 3: Oh she's jes As psycho.

1291
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:34,679
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you could play the video, it's like you can.

1292
01:02:34,559 --> 01:02:35,679
Speaker 3: Find Antaga pictures.

1293
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:36,039
Speaker 2: Is that what?

1294
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:36,320
Speaker 5: No?

1295
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:39,320
Speaker 2: No, well no, no, there's a video where she's like, yeah,

1296
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:39,760
I told you.

1297
01:02:40,039 --> 01:02:42,400
Speaker 3: I'm like, not, well, wait, we can't show it's got

1298
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:43,760
she's got like bruises on her asses.

1299
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:46,880
Speaker 2: No, no, not that one. That could be the chick.

1300
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:51,440
But she's talking about it and like she's like, I

1301
01:02:51,519 --> 01:02:54,719
went to all these like websites, celebrity websites.

1302
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:57,639
Speaker 4: I went to all but nobody says the police ever.

1303
01:02:57,599 --> 01:02:59,559
Speaker 3: I don't know this. I'm not showing this. This is

1304
01:02:59,679 --> 01:03:02,639
just you can see this right now. But uh, probably

1305
01:03:02,679 --> 01:03:04,360
gonna get taken down. But this is what he did

1306
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:07,000
with his teeth. Oh it's okay, So he better on

1307
01:03:07,079 --> 01:03:07,360
the ass.

1308
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:11,559
Speaker 2: It's somewhere along these videos. But you know, I mean, listen,

1309
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:13,159
you have daughters.

1310
01:03:15,199 --> 01:03:16,679
Speaker 3: I don't know, do we want to? Is this kind

1311
01:03:16,679 --> 01:03:17,000
of weird?

1312
01:03:17,159 --> 01:03:19,159
Speaker 2: Like talking about that well, I just feel like we're

1313
01:03:19,199 --> 01:03:22,239
in this time right now where it's like where it's

1314
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:26,599
just like, you know, it's such a slippery slope on

1315
01:03:26,719 --> 01:03:29,360
what people are talking about, and it just gets to

1316
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:32,119
the point where it's like you could be like, you know,

1317
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:36,480
I mean, like this girl's nineteen years old, you know.

1318
01:03:36,599 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 3: It's that was his first mistake.

1319
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:41,199
Speaker 2: By the way. Yeah, by the way, guys, if you're

1320
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:46,480
anything over like twenty five, don't bother. It's a waste

1321
01:03:46,519 --> 01:03:50,960
of time. It's gonna get you in trouble. Yes, And

1322
01:03:51,079 --> 01:03:52,760
it's just like I feel for it, but it's like

1323
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:56,639
I'm also like, if we're talking about sa, why aren't

1324
01:03:56,639 --> 01:03:58,960
we going to the cop? Why nobody goes to the cops?

1325
01:03:59,079 --> 01:04:02,239
Speaker 3: Completely agree? I mean, especially now. I get it if

1326
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:05,800
it's someone who twenty years ago didn't go to the

1327
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:08,480
cops and now maybe they bring it up, Okay, But

1328
01:04:09,199 --> 01:04:12,119
if you're willing to go publicly right now on social

1329
01:04:12,199 --> 01:04:14,119
media because the reason you wouldn't take it to the

1330
01:04:14,159 --> 01:04:16,519
cops was because you didn't want the heat publicly, right

1331
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:19,239
you'd be afraid of being asxposed as someone who's into

1332
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:22,320
maybe sexual something. I don't know, but you get what

1333
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:24,760
I'm saying, but now, if you're gonna air it out

1334
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:26,599
on social media, then obviously you goes.

1335
01:04:26,719 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 2: But this is what we're getting into, dude. It's like,

1336
01:04:29,119 --> 01:04:31,480
you know, it's like Steve O said, man Like he

1337
01:04:31,599 --> 01:04:35,000
said this, he goes, women want famous men more than

1338
01:04:35,039 --> 01:04:37,599
men want women, and we try to we completely and

1339
01:04:37,679 --> 01:04:40,800
hardly take all that out and we don't act like

1340
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:43,840
that is a part of life. And you're nineteen years old,

1341
01:04:44,079 --> 01:04:48,880
you're going backstage to a famous person's thing he's.

1342
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:50,800
Speaker 3: And you got in a position where he could bite

1343
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:51,480
you on the ass.

1344
01:04:51,599 --> 01:04:52,440
Speaker 2: I mean, like what what?

1345
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:54,599
Speaker 4: Just so crazy to me, dude.

1346
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:57,840
Speaker 2: So now you get this Harry Sissons guy, and everybody

1347
01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:01,440
hates him because he's such a political retard.

1348
01:05:01,519 --> 01:05:03,639
Speaker 3: The only people defending him will be the people he's

1349
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:06,079
castigated for the past.

1350
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:10,480
Speaker 2: One hundred percent. But they're like, he tried to get

1351
01:05:10,639 --> 01:05:13,440
nudes out of me. What are you talking about. He's

1352
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:16,960
a twenty year old kid. Yeah, that's the currency of today.

1353
01:05:17,559 --> 01:05:22,000
That's what's happening. Women send nudes like it's nothing Like

1354
01:05:22,119 --> 01:05:24,519
you're acting like he's just put a gun to your head.

1355
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:29,599
You're a progressive woman. He's a progressive, like I hate

1356
01:05:29,639 --> 01:05:33,800
to say cultural icon at that moment, big with that side.

1357
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:36,119
Speaker 3: You know how hard it used to be in the

1358
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:41,519
days of early digital cameras to get nudes from a one? Yeah, anymore,

1359
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:45,440
I had to work so hard to get nudes anytime.

1360
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:47,360
I had to just keep my ears open anytime a

1361
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:49,079
girl was like, yeah, I got a new digital camera

1362
01:05:49,519 --> 01:05:52,320
and then I had to get on AOL instant messenger

1363
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:56,360
and get to know that girl. Yeah, so much easier. Hey,

1364
01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:58,960
they got the Treasure Trove in their hidden folder in

1365
01:05:59,079 --> 01:05:59,800
their iPhone.

1366
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:04,440
Speaker 2: It's just so ridiculous. Uh, it's just a read. It's

1367
01:06:04,559 --> 01:06:07,320
just it's just like, and listen all that guy in

1368
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:11,079
like the DNC has dropped him as an influencer, and

1369
01:06:11,159 --> 01:06:14,639
it's like, yeah, yeah, So basically the DNC dropped him

1370
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:17,119
because they found out he was straight and loved pussy.

1371
01:06:18,039 --> 01:06:19,559
Speaker 3: That's so right, dude, You're so right.

1372
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:23,920
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, you're in the pussy. Okay, bye, it's

1373
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:25,440
either a pussy or get out.

1374
01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:27,719
Speaker 3: Not our that's not our brand. Baby.

1375
01:06:28,239 --> 01:06:31,079
Speaker 2: But it's just like, it's this is how it is, man,

1376
01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:35,440
this is how it is. And it's just like, dude,

1377
01:06:35,639 --> 01:06:40,800
essay is gross. It's disgusting, but it's ill, it's illegal, okay.

1378
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:43,360
And like when you got thirty eight year old guy

1379
01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:47,000
with a fifteen year old girl, that's pretty bad fifteen Yeah,

1380
01:06:47,079 --> 01:06:48,920
well no, not her. This is the other story that

1381
01:06:49,079 --> 01:06:53,280
nobody goes after. Oh yes, right, nobody goes after that guy.

1382
01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:54,920
But they're trying to destroy this dude.

1383
01:06:55,239 --> 01:06:58,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how it works. Which I mean, Harry Syston

1384
01:06:58,559 --> 01:06:59,840
would be a guy you would think would be a

1385
01:07:00,199 --> 01:07:02,559
from this because of his political connections.

1386
01:07:02,119 --> 01:07:07,119
Speaker 2: With and it's just he wanted nudes, dude, Like, think

1387
01:07:07,199 --> 01:07:07,679
about that.

1388
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:11,280
Speaker 3: The other thing that's added to that equation, the Steve

1389
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:14,599
O equations. I mean, women strike to be famous themselves,

1390
01:07:14,639 --> 01:07:17,039
and they viewed this kind of thing as being famous.

1391
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Speaker 2: Well yeah, I mean it's like Dave Chapelle talked about

1392
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:22,679
Monk Lewinsky. Yeah, you know, you made when you're famous

1393
01:07:22,719 --> 01:07:27,239
for fucking a famous person. The Real Housewives of whatever, whatever,

1394
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,920
they're just chicks who fucked guys who did something.

1395
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:34,280
Speaker 3: And they treat Monica lewis actual heavyweight like you.

1396
01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:35,719
Speaker 4: Know, yeah, she's a massade.

1397
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:39,159
Speaker 2: But anyways, the pole point is like the dynamic is

1398
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:42,000
so and this is why guys don't want to This

1399
01:07:42,039 --> 01:07:43,719
is why these young guys are coming up going I

1400
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:45,119
don't need this, dude.

1401
01:07:45,159 --> 01:07:47,960
Speaker 3: These NBA they have before these guys get drafted. Now

1402
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,559
they go to boot camp where they learn to identify

1403
01:07:50,679 --> 01:07:52,599
gold digging women. You know, I mean they have to

1404
01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:54,679
educate them. That's how serious of a problem it is

1405
01:07:54,760 --> 01:07:55,639
for these rich young men.

1406
01:07:56,679 --> 01:08:00,679
Speaker 2: It's just did you ever hear the Derrek Rosse well

1407
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:02,639
with all the girl like the gang mang No, yeah,

1408
01:08:02,719 --> 01:08:05,320
with the one chick and she said she let his

1409
01:08:05,519 --> 01:08:08,760
friends hit it because she thought he would get jealous,

1410
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:12,239
and when he didn't, she took him to court.

1411
01:08:13,559 --> 01:08:17,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I'm sorry.

1412
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:18,520
Speaker 3: Did you see?

1413
01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:22,600
Speaker 2: And more and more, dude, it's just getting to the

1414
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:25,680
fact that, like, listen, are you getting a marriage? Yeah,

1415
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:27,880
that's that's supposed to be till death to your part.

1416
01:08:28,319 --> 01:08:33,399
But it's obvious that doesn't happen. And now because all

1417
01:08:33,479 --> 01:08:37,399
these guys are doing this, they lose their careers. It's

1418
01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:40,600
just like so crazy to me that, like whatever, you

1419
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:43,840
don't know what's happening in his relationship. You don't know

1420
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:44,520
what's going on.

1421
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:48,479
Speaker 3: It's funny though, because in public life, the standard for

1422
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:51,439
getting you, they used to be better at hiding stuff,

1423
01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:54,079
But the standard when stuff came out was way lower,

1424
01:08:54,479 --> 01:08:56,119
Like if you found you were found to have done

1425
01:08:56,159 --> 01:08:58,560
any kind of infidelity or anything you were done publicly,

1426
01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:02,119
like you were a persona persona nongrad as a politician

1427
01:09:02,239 --> 01:09:03,600
forever that was right, right.

1428
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:06,560
Speaker 2: And then it was gay, and now that's gone, and

1429
01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:10,479
now it's uh, now it's whatever, the awful stuff. But

1430
01:09:11,279 --> 01:09:14,000
the whole point is just like whatever. You know, It's like,

1431
01:09:14,079 --> 01:09:16,159
you don't know what's going on that guy's relationship.

1432
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:18,279
Speaker 3: No, maybe it's an open relationship.

1433
01:09:18,399 --> 01:09:21,000
Speaker 2: And you know, it's so funny, is like his wife,

1434
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:24,119
Let's say she stays with them, then they'll give her ship.

1435
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,479
They're mad because he cheated, and then when she stays

1436
01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:31,359
with them, they're mad because he she stayed with them.

1437
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:34,880
Speaker 3: Did you every now and then little hents come out

1438
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:36,560
to the kind of Bill Gates has done a really

1439
01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:38,680
good job of hiding the kind of guy he really is.

1440
01:09:39,079 --> 01:09:41,000
But I was watching Bill Maher this week and he

1441
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,800
had Dana Carvey on and he told this story about

1442
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:45,920
an encounter with Bill Gates that is like a little

1443
01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:48,000
peak behind the curtain to who the real guy is,

1444
01:09:48,039 --> 01:09:51,359
the kind of terminator guy he is, funny Uh, I'm

1445
01:09:52,079 --> 01:09:56,720
then you need to hear this story about Bill. It's

1446
01:09:56,760 --> 01:09:59,840
not the clip, okay. So h Dana Carvey goes on

1447
01:10:00,359 --> 01:10:02,479
uh mar and it's telling the story about how he

1448
01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:04,279
got booked to do.

1449
01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:04,840
Speaker 2: Uh.

1450
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:08,239
Speaker 3: I hope they have the clip the church Lady at

1451
01:10:09,039 --> 01:10:10,000
a Microsoft event.

1452
01:10:10,119 --> 01:10:10,319
Speaker 2: Yah.

1453
01:10:11,199 --> 01:10:13,720
Speaker 3: And he at first he was like, no, I don't.

1454
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:17,000
I don't book out that character. But they came in

1455
01:10:17,119 --> 01:10:19,960
with just a massive amount of money apparently to get

1456
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:23,000
him to do it. So he agreed and he gets

1457
01:10:23,039 --> 01:10:26,680
there and it's him and Gates on stage, and I'm

1458
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:30,319
hoping that this is so that will say we can

1459
01:10:30,399 --> 01:10:32,680
have one hundred billion dollars, but we have to go

1460
01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:35,279
through life looking like a turtle. That's what you're saying.

1461
01:10:35,319 --> 01:10:35,600
Speaker 9: Stage.

1462
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:40,600
Speaker 2: Take it what you feel that he looks like a turtle.

1463
01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:41,319
Speaker 7: He was a joke.

1464
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:45,079
Speaker 2: Oh man, he does not look like an amphibious creature.

1465
01:10:45,119 --> 01:10:47,319
Speaker 3: I appreciate the funny stuff up from but that went

1466
01:10:47,399 --> 01:10:49,760
too far, dude. So like with the sicca fhants in

1467
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:52,039
the room, they were not having him making fun of Bill.

1468
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:55,159
Speaker 2: Gates's so crazy to be that's a funny ass hilarious.

1469
01:10:55,199 --> 01:10:58,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, So he continues, and so he walked off. Then

1470
01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:00,840
he walked up, well then forgets walks up her dance

1471
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:03,359
because the whole thing is like is who flet deflating?

1472
01:11:04,279 --> 01:11:06,760
It's really tense. And then he goes, I go, let's

1473
01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:09,560
do the Sparry dance. He goes, no, thank you, goodbye,

1474
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:13,760
and he just walked off. Yeah, and so he continues,

1475
01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:14,960
they don't I guess they don't have rights to the

1476
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:19,159
full claper. So he goes back backstage and Gates is

1477
01:11:19,239 --> 01:11:23,479
back there, and it's like the the it's like a funeral,

1478
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:26,760
you know, and Gates is, I mean just death eyes.

1479
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:28,960
Everybody around him is like like death eyes. And he

1480
01:11:29,039 --> 01:11:30,760
felt uncomfortable and I had to get out of there.

1481
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:33,800
It's really like just for telling a little joke about

1482
01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:36,479
him looking like a turtle and selling his soul to Satan.

1483
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:38,239
I mean, dude, that's the other thing he said. By

1484
01:11:38,279 --> 01:11:40,119
the way, he was like, oh, did you sell your

1485
01:11:40,159 --> 01:11:41,000
soul to Satan?

1486
01:11:41,359 --> 01:11:43,760
Speaker 2: Saan? Yeah, which should be a big laugh.

1487
01:11:44,359 --> 01:11:46,479
Speaker 3: Well yeah, I mean in any other room it would

1488
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:49,199
have been. But apparently Gates was just had no sense

1489
01:11:49,239 --> 01:11:52,199
of humor about himself, Like, I can't believe.

1490
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:54,920
Speaker 2: The guy wants to depopulate everybody doesn't have a sense of.

1491
01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:57,640
Speaker 3: Humor, isn't it isn't that crazy that that you would

1492
01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:00,399
bring Dana Carvey there and not expect to get roasted

1493
01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:02,760
a little, you know, by by the church lady character.

1494
01:12:03,119 --> 01:12:05,960
Speaker 2: Well he walked off stage, dude, Well, the truth is

1495
01:12:06,039 --> 01:12:09,840
that he is surrounded by yes, people who only kiss

1496
01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:13,640
his ass. Nobody's on It's like he's the equivalent of

1497
01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:17,319
Hillary Clinton. Nobody tells her that she's despised by people,

1498
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,840
and everybody who shows up is on the is on

1499
01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:25,880
the is on the payroll. And it's just like this

1500
01:12:26,039 --> 01:12:28,880
thing about La It's like they picked up a comic

1501
01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:32,279
at the comedy store who was on Hillary Clinton's like

1502
01:12:32,479 --> 01:12:36,800
Apple show, who is like notoriously progressive and like say

1503
01:12:37,039 --> 01:12:40,239
nasty shit the male comedians. And you're like, you're with

1504
01:12:40,399 --> 01:12:44,680
someone who's attributed to mass murderer in the Middle East.

1505
01:12:44,880 --> 01:12:46,680
What are you fucking talking.

1506
01:12:46,359 --> 01:12:49,119
Speaker 3: About, Funny, dude, The standards are just so no.

1507
01:12:49,239 --> 01:12:51,880
Speaker 2: But it just gets in Johnny to like, everything that's

1508
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:54,640
going on right now, everything that's going on in the

1509
01:12:54,680 --> 01:12:58,520
world right now, is this progressive movement who who the

1510
01:12:58,680 --> 01:13:05,119
theory of hate completely and utterly outweighs on the ground

1511
01:13:07,319 --> 01:13:11,560
real life consequences totally, the theory of hate, like the

1512
01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:15,119
whole thing about like Bill Berger getting nuts about the

1513
01:13:15,359 --> 01:13:18,439
Kyle Hitler. It's like, dude, he's the left.

1514
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:19,079
Speaker 3: Nobody.

1515
01:13:19,119 --> 01:13:21,680
Speaker 2: Why did the Ukraine to be funded, which was directly

1516
01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:26,159
funding funding Ukraine Nazis. It's like they didn't even hide it.

1517
01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:28,680
They were like, dude, they were coming over with their

1518
01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:29,880
SSS patches on.

1519
01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:33,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean did the guy with.

1520
01:13:33,359 --> 01:13:37,359
Speaker 2: The ss patch meet with fucking Joe Biden? Yeah?

1521
01:13:37,359 --> 01:13:39,680
Speaker 3: I heard that, and I think they were unbelievable.

1522
01:13:39,800 --> 01:13:41,560
Speaker 2: And you like, you want to get mad about a

1523
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:42,600
Roman salute?

1524
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the elites of their unit are.

1525
01:13:45,159 --> 01:13:47,840
Speaker 2: My favorite thing was when Bill Burr was like, you know,

1526
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:50,800
we had to commit war crimes to stop them. I'm like,

1527
01:13:51,119 --> 01:13:55,920
you're you're exclude your you're you're explaining away what we

1528
01:13:56,079 --> 01:13:59,720
did badly, like the nasty shit.

1529
01:14:00,039 --> 01:14:01,760
Speaker 3: What's he talking about there? I don't understand.

1530
01:14:02,199 --> 01:14:04,760
Speaker 2: So he was going off about how like, you know,

1531
01:14:05,039 --> 01:14:08,800
Elon Musk did the Nazi salute, and there's like, you know,

1532
01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:11,319
how many Americans had to die stopping that guy, which

1533
01:14:11,399 --> 01:14:13,960
is buying into a narrative that was us to stop them,

1534
01:14:14,119 --> 01:14:17,840
not the fuck and Russians. That's wrong.

1535
01:14:18,079 --> 01:14:20,119
Speaker 3: The Brits. Yeah, I lost so many more people.

1536
01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:22,279
Speaker 2: Than hey, well you know it was we can get

1537
01:14:22,319 --> 01:14:25,640
into but Russians lost the most by by far.

1538
01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:27,600
Speaker 3: They had the most people by far, of course, but yeah,

1539
01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:28,279
they I mean.

1540
01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:30,760
Speaker 2: And then he, you know, and then he's like, you know,

1541
01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:33,760
we have to commit war crimes to stop them. You're like, you're, you're,

1542
01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:35,399
you're you're telling that as a joke.

1543
01:14:35,439 --> 01:14:37,000
Speaker 3: Though, no, we had to commit war crime.

1544
01:14:37,359 --> 01:14:41,279
Speaker 2: No, No, he's being dead serious. And I just go,

1545
01:14:41,479 --> 01:14:44,319
I just don't get how someone like that could get

1546
01:14:44,319 --> 01:14:47,239
offended by something so stupid. And you know, it's like

1547
01:14:47,319 --> 01:14:51,720
the notion at ohile Hitler is this fucking war crime

1548
01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:56,399
culturally is so dumb to me when we're literally funding

1549
01:14:56,520 --> 01:14:59,479
Nazis in the Ukraine, Like it's not even like, dude,

1550
01:14:59,479 --> 01:15:04,279
we're giving them weapons, they're ethnically cleansing Christians in the Ukraine.

1551
01:15:04,119 --> 01:15:06,880
Speaker 3: And you're worried about Kyle Hitler's Yeah, way less of

1552
01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:09,079
a sense of humor than you would have thought for

1553
01:15:09,199 --> 01:15:11,079
somebody so funny, Bill Burr, you know what I mean,

1554
01:15:11,159 --> 01:15:11,359
Like you.

1555
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:13,760
Speaker 2: Just well, it just gets to the point where, dude,

1556
01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:19,680
like these old school liberals. The fucking the political spectrum

1557
01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:24,680
has moved and it's caused them to become what they hated.

1558
01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:27,720
Speaker 3: You know what I don't hate is the tin hat

1559
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:32,680
cat coin. The official crypto partner whoa the Broken Simulation podcast.

1560
01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:36,399
It's nice she is the Uh. The contract address for

1561
01:15:36,439 --> 01:15:39,079
the ten hat cat coin will be at the end

1562
01:15:39,159 --> 01:15:41,119
of this episode. You'll see if you want to get

1563
01:15:41,119 --> 01:15:43,159
into it. We talked about last week, the guy Kyle there.

1564
01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:44,319
Speaker 2: We know him.

1565
01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:44,680
Speaker 6: Uh.

1566
01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:47,399
Speaker 3: This is a to be clear, they're sponsoring us, so

1567
01:15:47,680 --> 01:15:50,159
we're not saying we don't. I don't know anybody personally.

1568
01:15:50,239 --> 01:15:52,159
I've talked to the guy. I guessed it on a

1569
01:15:52,199 --> 01:15:54,079
Twitter space with him. He seems like a really cool guy.

1570
01:15:54,199 --> 01:15:57,239
I know the community around there the coin is bad

1571
01:15:57,279 --> 01:15:58,640
at I mean, it's just a bunch of cool people

1572
01:15:58,680 --> 01:16:00,840
who all are like conspiracy mind like us. It's a

1573
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:03,159
lot of overlap with people who listen to tenfo hat.

1574
01:16:03,680 --> 01:16:03,800
Speaker 2: Uh.

1575
01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:07,880
Speaker 3: But again, you know it, we say it all the

1576
01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:10,159
time on cash daddies. Check that out.

1577
01:16:10,319 --> 01:16:10,439
Speaker 6: Uh.

1578
01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:13,800
Speaker 3: Don't invest anything you can't afford to lose, obviously, but

1579
01:16:14,119 --> 01:16:15,920
if you are looking to get in the crypto, maybe

1580
01:16:16,079 --> 01:16:18,880
check out the ten hat cat coin. Again th c

1581
01:16:19,399 --> 01:16:22,399
is uh is the name there, and you can find

1582
01:16:22,439 --> 01:16:24,439
the contract address. That's how you make sure that you're

1583
01:16:24,439 --> 01:16:25,920
getting into the right coin at the end of this,

1584
01:16:26,079 --> 01:16:27,920
along with some instructions at the end of the episode.

1585
01:16:28,159 --> 01:16:30,760
But yeah, it's a cool project they have as a

1586
01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:32,600
bunch of people making like art. They have this pink

1587
01:16:32,640 --> 01:16:35,079
cat that is the thing I've seen. Yeah, it's everywhere

1588
01:16:35,199 --> 01:16:38,880
on Twitter. So yeah, I think, I mean it's uh.

1589
01:16:39,880 --> 01:16:41,439
I mean, I'm sitting on a bag right now. I'm

1590
01:16:41,439 --> 01:16:43,479
gonna keep it. I'm gonna hold it. Let's let's write

1591
01:16:43,479 --> 01:16:45,760
it to the moon. But it doesn't go to the moon.

1592
01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:46,840
I'm totally fine.

1593
01:16:47,199 --> 01:16:49,800
Speaker 4: Let's not invest everything we know all into it.

1594
01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:52,039
Speaker 2: Please just a little sorry, a little bit, just a

1595
01:16:52,079 --> 01:16:54,439
little bit here, a little bit there, a little bit there.

1596
01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:55,640
Speaker 3: But they seem like cool people.

1597
01:16:55,840 --> 01:16:56,720
Speaker 4: You seem like good people.

1598
01:16:56,800 --> 01:16:59,479
Speaker 2: The official crypto we don't want joy to get hot

1599
01:16:59,560 --> 01:17:01,079
tued Okay, Johnny.

1600
01:17:02,359 --> 01:17:07,399
Speaker 3: Ten hat Cat presenting this story this little news preview Haktua.

1601
01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:11,399
She came out and tried to clarify what happened and

1602
01:17:11,479 --> 01:17:13,520
said that they're still sorting through it. Let me see

1603
01:17:13,520 --> 01:17:14,079
if I can find this.

1604
01:17:14,239 --> 01:17:17,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's screwed. They set her up too well.

1605
01:17:17,479 --> 01:17:19,399
Speaker 3: Do you think she's telling the truth, that's the question.

1606
01:17:19,479 --> 01:17:22,000
Here's what this is from the Daily Mail. This is

1607
01:17:22,119 --> 01:17:23,119
what she had to say.

1608
01:17:23,359 --> 01:17:25,079
Speaker 4: Dude, she just is gone.

1609
01:17:26,159 --> 01:17:29,600
Speaker 3: Dude, she got just snatched from the public eye. Here

1610
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:33,439
she is right here, can I is there a thing

1611
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:35,279
that can see it?

1612
01:17:38,479 --> 01:17:40,840
Speaker 16: Fans and all the people that actually watch my stuff

1613
01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:43,439
and they keep up with me. We're trying to sort

1614
01:17:43,479 --> 01:17:45,640
out all the pieces and stuff, like get all this

1615
01:17:45,720 --> 01:17:46,479
figured out.

1616
01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:47,720
Speaker 17: And make everything right.

1617
01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:49,439
Speaker 16: Oh my god, I'm gonna cry. It was supposed to

1618
01:17:49,439 --> 01:17:51,439
be like a what do they call it? A long

1619
01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:54,079
term coin? And the guy that ran the account, he

1620
01:17:54,199 --> 01:17:56,319
was like, Oh, we're gonna change like the way everybody

1621
01:17:56,359 --> 01:17:58,399
thinks of crypto. Crypto is gonna be a good place.

1622
01:17:58,600 --> 01:18:00,159
And I feel really bad for all the people they

1623
01:18:00,199 --> 01:18:02,760
got affected by it and it just didn't go the

1624
01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:03,239
way I plan.

1625
01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:07,760
Speaker 2: She's a weird chick because like there's that there's that

1626
01:18:08,479 --> 01:18:11,840
southern love that we see, that trang we feel for.

1627
01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:14,960
But man, you see when she has these moments where

1628
01:18:15,039 --> 01:18:20,119
like the switch comes and she's she's sassy, black slitting throats.

1629
01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:21,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, and like.

1630
01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:27,520
Speaker 2: You know, the viral people that go viral that just

1631
01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:30,279
don't know why you never hear from them again. There

1632
01:18:30,399 --> 01:18:32,479
was a whole thing put together, and you know what,

1633
01:18:32,600 --> 01:18:35,800
Normally I would be feel bad for her, but that

1634
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:38,760
I know that her people sued the guy who shot

1635
01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:41,439
the video, claiming they owned the rights to it.

1636
01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:46,239
Speaker 3: You're you're just not a good person. Yeah, And we

1637
01:18:46,319 --> 01:18:48,039
can only explain away so much.

1638
01:18:48,159 --> 01:18:51,359
Speaker 2: At some point, you're the person giving the green light

1639
01:18:51,439 --> 01:18:55,479
to shit, yes, and you know so that's that's it.

1640
01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:58,720
Speaker 3: So anyway, that was that story of an actual scam

1641
01:18:59,239 --> 01:19:02,079
was sponsored by ten hackat There you go. They are

1642
01:19:02,239 --> 01:19:05,159
our official crypto partner here at Broken Simulation. Check those

1643
01:19:05,199 --> 01:19:07,319
guys out, Kyle. Do you want to do some reviews?

1644
01:19:07,479 --> 01:19:08,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do some reviews. All right.

1645
01:19:08,920 --> 01:19:10,520
Speaker 3: We got a couple of reviews and a couple of

1646
01:19:10,640 --> 01:19:13,880
voicemails here. Actually, I I'll play the voicemails first.

1647
01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:17,359
Speaker 2: You've got mail.

1648
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:20,239
Speaker 3: Here's one for you, Samuel.

1649
01:19:20,479 --> 01:19:24,439
Speaker 5: All right, hey, guys, this would be our language from Alabama.

1650
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:29,800
I gotta make this creek. I'm a say your father's there, boys,

1651
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:34,319
Matt the most one of the most proudest times in

1652
01:19:34,359 --> 01:19:36,840
my life, when my seventeen year old was when he

1653
01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:39,640
was little and hit or he's a three point show.

1654
01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:43,039
My leven hero was when he here inside the park

1655
01:19:43,119 --> 01:19:52,279
home run. But now looking back, I think the best

1656
01:19:52,319 --> 01:19:56,159
time in my father's life for boys is when he

1657
01:19:56,239 --> 01:19:58,359
come out of the bathroom earlier from taking a dunk,

1658
01:19:58,840 --> 01:20:05,439
shack his phone, nothing but there. You know, once she

1659
01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:08,039
realized you growed up a sign and he's not gay,

1660
01:20:09,279 --> 01:20:11,279
I think that might see a proud but one of

1661
01:20:11,359 --> 01:20:14,439
the proudest fathers she could ever be in your whole

1662
01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:15,119
entire life.

1663
01:20:15,279 --> 01:20:19,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a hot Yeah, dude, I respect the ship

1664
01:20:19,600 --> 01:20:21,640
out of at. I really do.

1665
01:20:22,399 --> 01:20:25,159
Speaker 4: The fact that your son's got nudes everywhere just.

1666
01:20:27,159 --> 01:20:30,319
Speaker 2: Close for you. I don't even where do you say? Alabama? Yeah,

1667
01:20:30,399 --> 01:20:32,439
he's good for you because that'd be hard to grow

1668
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:35,640
have a gay son in Alabama. But good for you,

1669
01:20:36,399 --> 01:20:41,000
uh big. You know, my daughter is super smart. She's

1670
01:20:41,199 --> 01:20:47,279
very smart, and she she does things at her own pace.

1671
01:20:48,680 --> 01:20:53,640
And for the longest time, she would not poop in

1672
01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:56,159
the toilet. She didn't want poop in the toilet. She

1673
01:20:56,239 --> 01:21:00,359
wants pooping a pull up. Oh okay, okay, And you

1674
01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:03,840
like negotiate with them, they can't. My daughter's finally shitting

1675
01:21:03,880 --> 01:21:07,399
in the toilet. If you understand how huge and excited

1676
01:21:07,479 --> 01:21:10,119
I am, I can imagine. Yes, it's the greatest feeling

1677
01:21:10,199 --> 01:21:13,680
ever that your daughter has dropped deuce in a toilet.

1678
01:21:14,199 --> 01:21:16,439
I can't tell you how happy and proud I am

1679
01:21:16,640 --> 01:21:19,920
of ghost. She should be proud of herself. And now

1680
01:21:19,960 --> 01:21:23,199
you got bribe these kids with like like toys from Target.

1681
01:21:24,279 --> 01:21:25,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a big one.

1682
01:21:25,399 --> 01:21:28,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we we were getting We're going to Target.

1683
01:21:28,119 --> 01:21:30,319
It's a big it's a big day in the Tripley family.

1684
01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:32,359
They're dropping deuces in a toilet.

1685
01:21:32,399 --> 01:21:36,119
Speaker 3: It's my nephew. He gets Fortnite skins. That's his big thing.

1686
01:21:36,159 --> 01:21:37,760
It's just Fortnite, all Fortnite.

1687
01:21:38,439 --> 01:21:40,760
Speaker 2: She loves playing video games. And I don't really mind

1688
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:42,800
her playing video games because I know she got really

1689
01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:43,279
good at it.

1690
01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:45,720
Speaker 3: You're just gonna make sure she's not talking to strangers

1691
01:21:45,760 --> 01:21:46,000
on there.

1692
01:21:46,159 --> 01:21:48,720
Speaker 2: No, that's it. That's it. And like I've had a

1693
01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:52,239
lot of talks with her, dude, and it's really really weird,

1694
01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:56,359
you know, because they're just little bundles of love and energy,

1695
01:21:56,439 --> 01:21:59,760
and now they're there's wolves out there. There's fucking wolves

1696
01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:00,319
out up there.

1697
01:22:01,119 --> 01:22:01,880
Speaker 3: One more call here.

1698
01:22:03,159 --> 01:22:06,079
Speaker 2: That was a great call. Yo, that's called the Year,

1699
01:22:06,199 --> 01:22:08,319
So call Year. Okay, put it up there. Can you

1700
01:22:08,359 --> 01:22:11,319
write that down? Mark write that down, Mark write that down?

1701
01:22:11,359 --> 01:22:11,560
Thank you.

1702
01:22:11,720 --> 01:22:17,439
Speaker 1: And Johnny Sinless the spin Striss, Yo, it's the fantastic

1703
01:22:17,560 --> 01:22:21,600
Trips and Johnny Sinless the spin Striss on them ones.

1704
01:22:21,439 --> 01:22:22,479
Speaker 3: And two spinstres.

1705
01:22:22,920 --> 01:22:25,079
Speaker 6: Just wanting to give props and listening to T FH

1706
01:22:25,199 --> 01:22:26,640
for long ass time.

1707
01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:29,720
Speaker 1: So I think five or seven or whatever the hell

1708
01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:32,359
it is now here I am. I'm Broken Simulation. Got

1709
01:22:32,399 --> 01:22:33,880
a couple of things. Number one, I love the new

1710
01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:36,520
format made. You guys are doing the right thing.

1711
01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:37,680
Speaker 12: I think you.

1712
01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:40,279
Speaker 1: I love seeing Broken Simulation evolved. Man, you guys are

1713
01:22:40,319 --> 01:22:41,279
doing the goddamn thing.

1714
01:22:41,520 --> 01:22:42,840
Speaker 2: Thanks for free yo.

1715
01:22:43,199 --> 01:22:45,479
Speaker 3: Get that g I'll forgive you for taking our Lord's

1716
01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:45,960
name in vain.

1717
01:22:46,840 --> 01:22:49,960
Speaker 6: Oh of l a, Yo, I'm serious. Those tiers were

1718
01:22:49,960 --> 01:22:53,479
happening and I was worried about you guys. Remember what

1719
01:22:53,640 --> 01:22:56,439
am I for or whatever it is, It don't matter. Listen.

1720
01:22:56,960 --> 01:23:00,800
I'm coming to see Sam Tripley live at the Comedy

1721
01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:04,720
Bar on Woodward in Detroit March twenty eighth and twenty ninth.

1722
01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:08,800
I got VIP tickets from me my lady for the

1723
01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:11,000
early show on Saturday. I can't wait to fucking see you.

1724
01:23:11,119 --> 01:23:13,840
Please bring some T shirts, man, I'm specifically looking for

1725
01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:19,239
a hoodie with that conspiracy looks like the Champion though

1726
01:23:19,399 --> 01:23:20,399
you know what I'm talking about.

1727
01:23:20,520 --> 01:23:23,079
Speaker 12: I can't find it on the website. Shout out the graphics, villain, man,

1728
01:23:23,119 --> 01:23:26,199
love that motherfucker. Listen, you guys are doing the damn thing.

1729
01:23:26,600 --> 01:23:30,600
Please you'll see me in the crowd Saturday, March twenty ninth,

1730
01:23:30,840 --> 01:23:33,479
seven PM show. I'll be the one on the upside

1731
01:23:33,479 --> 01:23:37,560
down in LA hat with the Conspiracy looking like a

1732
01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:38,840
Champion T shirt.

1733
01:23:40,039 --> 01:23:41,159
Speaker 6: But I'm looking for that hoodie.

1734
01:23:41,560 --> 01:23:41,720
Speaker 12: Yo.

1735
01:23:42,159 --> 01:23:44,039
Speaker 1: You guys are killing it man, love.

1736
01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:46,119
Speaker 2: You, love you dude, a lot of energy.

1737
01:23:46,479 --> 01:23:49,680
Speaker 4: Love that guy. That was almost like a pro wrestling romo.

1738
01:23:50,119 --> 01:23:55,119
Speaker 2: I'll be there March twenty eighth. I'll see you show.

1739
01:23:55,199 --> 01:23:58,520
I'll be there with the La upside down hat and

1740
01:23:58,680 --> 01:24:03,239
then shoot, that's says Conspiracy breaking the heat. You better

1741
01:24:03,279 --> 01:24:05,279
say hi, I'm bring a hoodie. I'm not bringing a hoodie, dude.

1742
01:24:05,279 --> 01:24:06,000
I'm sorry about that.

1743
01:24:06,399 --> 01:24:08,640
Speaker 3: I'm just anymore. It's too big to fit in.

1744
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:11,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just hard to travel with, he says, they're not.

1745
01:24:11,279 --> 01:24:12,840
Speaker 3: Listening online though, the conspiracy.

1746
01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:15,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got to bring them back once they stop selling.

1747
01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:17,439
Speaker 4: He kind of takes them off for a little while.

1748
01:24:17,560 --> 01:24:18,119
Speaker 3: Rotate him out.

1749
01:24:18,159 --> 01:24:18,479
Speaker 2: I got you.

1750
01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:20,960
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll do a couple of reviews. Now, please help

1751
01:24:21,079 --> 01:24:24,199
us game this system, because we're getting so screwed. We

1752
01:24:24,239 --> 01:24:27,520
should say this first. I want to apologize to everybody

1753
01:24:29,079 --> 01:24:33,039
software through millions of ads we figured out that they're

1754
01:24:33,079 --> 01:24:35,119
doing now that we just got an alert the other day.

1755
01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:38,880
YouTube is going behind us now after we set the ads,

1756
01:24:39,239 --> 01:24:42,119
I have to manually. If you don't set the set

1757
01:24:42,199 --> 01:24:44,680
your own ads like placements, they will put an AD

1758
01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:48,079
every two minutes literally sometimes less than that. Yeah, how

1759
01:24:48,119 --> 01:24:49,920
can you listen to a two hour pod with two

1760
01:24:50,119 --> 01:24:51,199
at an AD every two minutes?

1761
01:24:51,239 --> 01:24:51,920
Speaker 2: Thank you, Johnny.

1762
01:24:51,960 --> 01:24:53,920
Speaker 3: It's clear now we've talked about it. It's clear they're

1763
01:24:53,920 --> 01:24:56,840
trying to drive people to YouTube premium where you that's it,

1764
01:24:57,199 --> 01:24:58,960
and possibly trying to kill this podcast.

1765
01:24:59,359 --> 01:25:02,800
Speaker 2: Uh, because people don't understand it. They don't like us. No,

1766
01:25:03,399 --> 01:25:05,600
I would like you know, dude, you know there's also

1767
01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:09,520
something freeing that maybe we're not that good. I'll accept

1768
01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:10,600
I would love to know that.

1769
01:25:10,880 --> 01:25:13,399
Speaker 4: Be like, yeah, dude, you're not good. Okay, I'll accept that.

1770
01:25:13,840 --> 01:25:16,279
Speaker 2: But knowing that this channel used to get one hundred

1771
01:25:16,319 --> 01:25:21,319
and fifty thousand, like when you see other comedy podcasts

1772
01:25:21,319 --> 01:25:23,800
getting those numbers, that's what we used to get.

1773
01:25:23,960 --> 01:25:27,039
Speaker 3: Nothing has changed appreciably about your product, you know. I

1774
01:25:27,119 --> 01:25:28,119
mean it's the same old youth.

1775
01:25:28,159 --> 01:25:30,279
Speaker 4: I would tell you broken sims probably gotten better.

1776
01:25:30,920 --> 01:25:34,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree. Yeah. So the other thing is now

1777
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:36,960
we get this pop up the other day that they

1778
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:41,000
are now going behind us and inserting ads unless we

1779
01:25:41,119 --> 01:25:43,560
opt out of it, out of it, but so there,

1780
01:25:43,720 --> 01:25:45,680
So if you had this experience of an ad every

1781
01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:49,199
two fucking minutes, that's what happened, and I'm sorry about that.

1782
01:25:49,319 --> 01:25:51,600
Speaker 2: Please, you're sorry. Please come back.

1783
01:25:51,880 --> 01:25:54,319
Speaker 3: The other thing, Sam, if you're listening, please don't go.

1784
01:25:54,720 --> 01:25:57,720
Sam is just a few hundred away, subscribers.

1785
01:25:59,159 --> 01:25:59,800
Speaker 2: I'm bagging you.

1786
01:26:00,560 --> 01:26:02,279
Speaker 4: Do you think we were your flagged for copyright?

1787
01:26:02,319 --> 01:26:05,319
Speaker 2: Because that was so good? I don't know what good

1788
01:26:05,359 --> 01:26:09,800
Anita love The minute you walk out that I don't know,

1789
01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:13,239
Please don't go. You don't know that song.

1790
01:26:13,319 --> 01:26:14,680
Speaker 4: I don't know that it's a classic.

1791
01:26:15,640 --> 01:26:20,640
Speaker 3: Maybe it's just you know, you don't go way, Sam

1792
01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:23,560
is just a few hundred subscribers away on YouTube from

1793
01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:26,079
one hundred and fifty thousand. So if you're listening to this,

1794
01:26:26,479 --> 01:26:29,279
please head over to YouTube dot com slash Sam Tripoli

1795
01:26:29,399 --> 01:26:31,000
and subscribe there, set.

1796
01:26:30,920 --> 01:26:34,239
Speaker 2: Up subscribe and then go back at hour and subscribe again.

1797
01:26:35,119 --> 01:26:37,319
Speaker 3: Leave a comment. It helps us game the algorithm, and

1798
01:26:37,479 --> 01:26:40,880
most importantly, please leave a review in whatever podcasting app

1799
01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:42,920
you're in. If you do that and take a screenshot

1800
01:26:42,960 --> 01:26:44,600
of it and send it to me on Twitter, you'll

1801
01:26:44,600 --> 01:26:46,319
get a follow back from the Broken Sam Twitter. So

1802
01:26:46,359 --> 01:26:47,399
we're gonna read some we read.

1803
01:26:47,439 --> 01:26:49,439
Speaker 4: Also, Johnny's a fall back girl.

1804
01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:50,920
Speaker 3: I'm a follow back girl.

1805
01:26:51,479 --> 01:26:54,359
Speaker 2: Hey, no cop it back now, follow back. I just

1806
01:26:54,479 --> 01:26:59,680
butchered that. It's so funny. I just listening to this

1807
01:27:00,319 --> 01:27:04,199
this like this outdoor concert in l A. And they

1808
01:27:04,279 --> 01:27:07,600
have like Gwen Steffanie ain't no hollow back girl, like

1809
01:27:07,720 --> 01:27:11,960
they just do that. Yeah, it's so funny. Now what

1810
01:27:12,159 --> 01:27:15,159
was the song by? I used to bang the Hottest

1811
01:27:15,159 --> 01:27:17,520
Stripper when I was Oh those are sorry, I didn't

1812
01:27:17,560 --> 01:27:21,079
tell dude. I went to Vegas. Oh yeah, real quick,

1813
01:27:21,239 --> 01:27:24,640
Yeah too, I went to Vegas. It was pretty okay.

1814
01:27:24,760 --> 01:27:26,479
So we're gonna because Johnny.

1815
01:27:26,359 --> 01:27:27,520
Speaker 3: Said he wanted to be out of here quickly.

1816
01:27:27,840 --> 01:27:30,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I got here late. I owe Johnny an apology.

1817
01:27:30,399 --> 01:27:31,640
Speaker 3: No you don't, it's okay, I'm late.

1818
01:27:33,119 --> 01:27:34,600
Speaker 12: So I I uh.

1819
01:27:35,199 --> 01:27:38,039
Speaker 2: I got asked to do Jake Shields podcast, which should

1820
01:27:38,079 --> 01:27:40,680
be fireworks. It was fun, it was good. Oh Jake,

1821
01:27:41,159 --> 01:27:44,600
Jake Shields does not get the amount of respect he

1822
01:27:44,720 --> 01:27:47,600
gets for all the people he beat in m m A.

1823
01:27:48,119 --> 01:27:51,039
Like he beat Dan Henderson. Like how crazy is that?

1824
01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:57,439
Like that's crazy, dude, Like he built beat real, real murderers.

1825
01:27:58,199 --> 01:28:01,920
Uh so we want this podcast is great. It was

1826
01:28:01,960 --> 01:28:02,439
a lot of fun.

1827
01:28:02,520 --> 01:28:04,640
Speaker 4: So I did that. We're doing a swapcast.

1828
01:28:04,760 --> 01:28:05,600
Speaker 3: What does he talk about?

1829
01:28:06,079 --> 01:28:07,800
Speaker 2: He'll talk about whatever you want to talk about, and

1830
01:28:07,840 --> 01:28:12,119
then eventually within three minutes is about the Jews. Well,

1831
01:28:12,279 --> 01:28:14,520
you know, and I'm just like, you know, we we

1832
01:28:14,600 --> 01:28:18,399
had a great conversation. Both of us agree, and you

1833
01:28:18,479 --> 01:28:20,800
know this is this is the only thing afforded to

1834
01:28:20,920 --> 01:28:23,760
Jews that they never afford to anybody else, which is

1835
01:28:24,159 --> 01:28:26,760
it's not all them. There's no other group you do

1836
01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:29,000
that with, by the way, right, you never be like, oh,

1837
01:28:29,039 --> 01:28:32,199
there's a gang problem in the black community, but it's

1838
01:28:32,239 --> 01:28:34,880
not all blacks. You never do that right, like, oh dude,

1839
01:28:34,960 --> 01:28:37,399
you know the the Italian mob. It's really bad, but

1840
01:28:37,479 --> 01:28:41,079
it's not all Italians. Nobody, nobody ever does that, you know,

1841
01:28:41,239 --> 01:28:45,439
because just tearing things up over yea, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1842
01:28:45,439 --> 01:28:49,239
you know these Islamic terrors, but no Islamics. You know,

1843
01:28:49,359 --> 01:28:51,720
you never do that with anybody, you know, And that

1844
01:28:51,960 --> 01:28:56,079
just proves how sensitive people are to Jewish people. We

1845
01:28:56,199 --> 01:28:59,399
love that, you know. So we had that conversation. It

1846
01:28:59,439 --> 01:29:01,640
was a great common he was fun. So we're gonna

1847
01:29:01,640 --> 01:29:03,840
put out the same episode the same time. We did

1848
01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:07,600
an old fashioned swapcast. It's gonna go on both of ours,

1849
01:29:07,720 --> 01:29:11,600
His and mine fight Back podcast and ours fight Back,

1850
01:29:12,239 --> 01:29:12,960
so we'll look for that.

1851
01:29:13,520 --> 01:29:15,079
Speaker 4: So we go out there, we have a great time,

1852
01:29:15,279 --> 01:29:16,159
had a lot of fun.

1853
01:29:16,720 --> 01:29:17,199
Speaker 5: We uh.

1854
01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:20,399
Speaker 2: Then I go to Brian Callen show, and Brian Callen

1855
01:29:20,680 --> 01:29:24,560
is a fucking killer. He's one of the best comics

1856
01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:30,199
out there. His his opener features a guy named.

1857
01:29:30,319 --> 01:29:32,239
Speaker 3: See It What touring and he was in Vegas or

1858
01:29:32,279 --> 01:29:34,159
what or it just had a date like a weekend thing.

1859
01:29:34,319 --> 01:29:36,920
Speaker 2: Uh he no, he just did a weekend in New

1860
01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:41,319
York or New York. His opener name was Evan, who

1861
01:29:41,399 --> 01:29:45,960
looks like autistic, Charlie Brown, like this guy who very

1862
01:29:46,039 --> 01:29:49,840
funny opener. He looked like if Dan Bogiano and and

1863
01:29:50,479 --> 01:29:53,640
Charlie Brown had a baby and it was autistic. That's

1864
01:29:53,680 --> 01:29:56,479
what this guy Evan looked like. And then Nick Nick

1865
01:29:56,520 --> 01:30:01,039
who uh is his feature on the road is Nick

1866
01:30:01,119 --> 01:30:04,840
Simmons is a absolute crusher and he's a great comic.

1867
01:30:05,560 --> 01:30:07,239
And it was fun to share the stage with all

1868
01:30:07,319 --> 01:30:07,760
those guys.

1869
01:30:08,039 --> 01:30:11,000
Speaker 3: So you're always just so careful to name everybody and say, hell,

1870
01:30:11,039 --> 01:30:12,880
good a job they did. It's very generous of you.

1871
01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:15,439
It's one of your good traits. I'd like to tell

1872
01:30:15,479 --> 01:30:17,760
the truth, I know, but you always you're just Most

1873
01:30:17,800 --> 01:30:19,640
people don't like, yeah, it was good weekend.

1874
01:30:20,279 --> 01:30:22,520
Speaker 2: Because they were great. I got the pop on Brian's show,

1875
01:30:22,560 --> 01:30:26,840
which was always fun. Great crowd, Brian, Brian Kellen crowds

1876
01:30:26,840 --> 01:30:29,439
are some of the best crowds. They're not Sam Tripley crowds,

1877
01:30:29,880 --> 01:30:33,159
but they are great crowds. My crowds are the best crowds.

1878
01:30:33,239 --> 01:30:34,319
And everyone knows that.

1879
01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:36,520
Speaker 3: Is it like a bizarro universe. When you're in front

1880
01:30:36,560 --> 01:30:39,239
of Brian Collen people where they think he won every debate.

1881
01:30:39,079 --> 01:30:42,920
Speaker 2: On connect Ever, even Brian fans know I won really ok, right,

1882
01:30:43,079 --> 01:30:44,840
But the funny thing is, like Brian have me do

1883
01:30:44,880 --> 01:30:48,159
a charity event for him in Venice, and the West

1884
01:30:48,239 --> 01:30:51,840
Side is the worst side for comedy. It's the best

1885
01:30:51,960 --> 01:30:56,560
side for uh living sobriety and living like sobriety. Like

1886
01:30:56,640 --> 01:30:59,720
if you want to get sober, West side of LA

1887
01:31:00,239 --> 01:31:03,640
the best place in the country. There's no better place

1888
01:31:03,720 --> 01:31:06,720
gets sober than the West side of Los Angeles in

1889
01:31:06,840 --> 01:31:11,520
the country. It's like it's gorgeous people who've succeeded in

1890
01:31:11,640 --> 01:31:14,680
life and they have everything you want. And they're all

1891
01:31:14,800 --> 01:31:18,119
old drug addicts. They've done everything a thousand times and

1892
01:31:18,199 --> 01:31:23,439
they're really laid back, good people. So you know, so

1893
01:31:23,680 --> 01:31:24,880
I'm due to show with him.

1894
01:31:25,600 --> 01:31:25,760
Speaker 11: You know.

1895
01:31:26,079 --> 01:31:29,039
Speaker 2: I also know when I'm gonna do Briankelen's show, there's

1896
01:31:29,079 --> 01:31:31,760
gonna be a little bit of shock and awe because

1897
01:31:31,760 --> 01:31:34,800
he's a let's just say, Brian Kellen has a very

1898
01:31:34,960 --> 01:31:38,399
polished crowd. Like if you ever look at Brian Keln's Instagram,

1899
01:31:38,720 --> 01:31:41,680
he only hangs out with pretty people, Like I'm his

1900
01:31:41,880 --> 01:31:43,239
most unattractive friend.

1901
01:31:43,920 --> 01:31:44,920
Speaker 4: It's not even close.

1902
01:31:45,039 --> 01:31:48,880
Speaker 2: Like I have the worst angles and body fat number

1903
01:31:49,239 --> 01:31:52,479
out of anybody hangs out with. They're all good looking people.

1904
01:31:52,840 --> 01:31:56,600
Speaker 3: He does real, real movies and stuff, like, dude, he's he's.

1905
01:31:56,479 --> 01:32:01,359
Speaker 2: A real g Brian Kellen is the best comic. He's

1906
01:32:01,439 --> 01:32:03,920
in that group that I always say, that's Tony Rock,

1907
01:32:04,239 --> 01:32:08,279
Brian Callen, Amir Kay, Tony, I always said to it,

1908
01:32:08,680 --> 01:32:13,880
Ornie Adams, Okay, Dustin Yard bro. Those are like five

1909
01:32:14,000 --> 01:32:18,000
guys who are just absolute murderers, And you're like, why

1910
01:32:18,039 --> 01:32:20,279
aren't they the biggest people in the world. And they're

1911
01:32:20,279 --> 01:32:23,399
gonna be They're gonna they'll always be great, They'll always

1912
01:32:23,439 --> 01:32:23,880
be working.

1913
01:32:24,520 --> 01:32:25,760
Speaker 4: Comedy is just weird, right.

1914
01:32:26,399 --> 01:32:29,920
Speaker 2: I was listening to Sam Hyde and I love Sam Hide,

1915
01:32:29,920 --> 01:32:33,479
and Sam Hyde was talking about how comedy's never been

1916
01:32:34,359 --> 01:32:37,039
bigger and but it's never been worse.

1917
01:32:38,399 --> 01:32:40,159
Speaker 3: Wait does see talk? Where are you hear him?

1918
01:32:40,680 --> 01:32:43,119
Speaker 2: He has a YouTube channel show and I check it out.

1919
01:32:43,520 --> 01:32:45,800
I'll jump in for like, I can only watch anyone's

1920
01:32:45,880 --> 01:32:48,840
podcast for only a couple of minutes because I just

1921
01:32:48,880 --> 01:32:51,000
don't want to be influenced. But I love Sam Hide

1922
01:32:51,319 --> 01:32:54,079
and he was talking about comedy. So he's talking about

1923
01:32:54,199 --> 01:32:56,239
like there's a lot of guys playing arenas that he

1924
01:32:56,359 --> 01:32:59,079
doesn't think I have that much talent, and I think there.

1925
01:32:59,199 --> 01:33:01,039
Speaker 4: I think there are guys in the arena.

1926
01:33:00,840 --> 01:33:04,279
Speaker 2: That are great, and there's also some hot garbage out

1927
01:33:04,319 --> 01:33:10,760
there right now, some hot garbage. But but he's talking

1928
01:33:10,760 --> 01:33:13,159
about how there's like like, you know, you go, why

1929
01:33:13,279 --> 01:33:15,520
isn't Brian Callen one of the biggest comics in the world.

1930
01:33:15,840 --> 01:33:19,520
And I'm sure torments him. It's just comedy right now.

1931
01:33:19,640 --> 01:33:22,479
It's just like who It's all what we call the

1932
01:33:22,760 --> 01:33:26,239
Elvis Hitler factor. Some people have, some people don't. I

1933
01:33:26,279 --> 01:33:27,000
don't know what it is.

1934
01:33:27,119 --> 01:33:30,439
Speaker 4: Brian does have that. It's just it's just a weird

1935
01:33:30,520 --> 01:33:31,159
fucking thing.

1936
01:33:31,479 --> 01:33:33,119
Speaker 2: But I know what I'm going to do is show

1937
01:33:34,359 --> 01:33:36,560
that they're gonna be a little shocked by what I say,

1938
01:33:37,399 --> 01:33:39,319
and then I tell them I don't give a fuck.

1939
01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:43,000
Speaker 4: I go get quiet. I don't care. Get quiet. I

1940
01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:44,960
don't care. I don't care. Get quiet.

1941
01:33:45,600 --> 01:33:47,760
Speaker 2: That might be the name of my next special, Get quiet,

1942
01:33:48,199 --> 01:33:51,600
I don't care. I still call on the last one,

1943
01:33:51,680 --> 01:33:53,880
just quiet, Right, Yeah, why is everybody getting quiet?

1944
01:33:53,920 --> 01:33:54,520
Speaker 3: You can't be too?

1945
01:33:54,720 --> 01:33:56,760
Speaker 2: I know, Well, I'm gonna put out that that in

1946
01:33:57,119 --> 01:34:00,920
that crowd work one, I call it pottymout, like I

1947
01:34:01,039 --> 01:34:03,079
just had to sit down and go through it. I'll

1948
01:34:03,079 --> 01:34:07,640
probably do it this weekend. But yeah, it was great

1949
01:34:07,680 --> 01:34:09,319
to do it. It was great to perform in front

1950
01:34:09,359 --> 01:34:11,439
Brian Cowen and his crowds are great there. It's a

1951
01:34:11,560 --> 01:34:14,439
packed house. He's just like he's just one of those

1952
01:34:14,520 --> 01:34:18,199
killers out there. And so I did his show and

1953
01:34:18,279 --> 01:34:23,319
then we ran over to Sapphires. Johnny, will you look

1954
01:34:23,399 --> 01:34:24,279
up Sapphires?

1955
01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:25,119
Speaker 1: Is it?

1956
01:34:25,720 --> 01:34:25,920
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1957
01:34:26,439 --> 01:34:29,880
Speaker 3: Sounds like, Johnny, what do you want to see about it?

1958
01:34:30,159 --> 01:34:33,479
Speaker 2: Just look at the girls at work there. It's insanity.

1959
01:34:33,840 --> 01:34:37,239
Speaker 3: It's like a level of hot where you would finally well,

1960
01:34:37,399 --> 01:34:38,159
just go to their website.

1961
01:34:38,199 --> 01:34:40,640
Speaker 2: They'll have girls hanging out be like, come down, say

1962
01:34:40,720 --> 01:34:41,439
hi to Beyonce.

1963
01:34:41,840 --> 01:34:44,159
Speaker 3: I'm looking at it right. It's got like they.

1964
01:34:44,079 --> 01:34:46,760
Speaker 2: Don't have future dancers, Like, here's one of our dancers.

1965
01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:50,319
Speaker 9: Is that it?

1966
01:34:50,439 --> 01:34:51,960
Speaker 2: That's the end? Yeah?

1967
01:34:52,039 --> 01:34:54,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I mean like it's like a wrestling after

1968
01:34:55,000 --> 01:34:55,439
they're so.

1969
01:34:55,640 --> 01:34:58,840
Speaker 2: Go down, it's go down there. It's it's they're just

1970
01:34:58,960 --> 01:35:02,159
gorgeous people. So they want me to run a comedy

1971
01:35:02,239 --> 01:35:05,119
show out of there. Oh you mentioned that, and we'll

1972
01:35:05,119 --> 01:35:07,640
see if I can make it happen. You said it

1973
01:35:07,720 --> 01:35:10,000
was like next door to Yeah, it's not it's not

1974
01:35:10,199 --> 01:35:13,079
in this classy joint. Well it's a strip bar, so

1975
01:35:13,600 --> 01:35:18,239
it's not not classy. No, it's it's wonderful. The people

1976
01:35:18,279 --> 01:35:20,640
are so nice. I always said I worked at a

1977
01:35:20,680 --> 01:35:22,560
strip bar back in the day, and it was the

1978
01:35:22,760 --> 01:35:25,800
nicest people I've ever worked with, because nobody was there

1979
01:35:26,199 --> 01:35:29,640
to get promoted. They just wanted to make money. So

1980
01:35:29,800 --> 01:35:31,800
everyone was cool. They're like, yeah, dude, we're just here

1981
01:35:31,840 --> 01:35:33,840
to make cash. We're not trying to move up the

1982
01:35:33,880 --> 01:35:36,319
corporate ladder, right, Yeah, I got it, so you know,

1983
01:35:36,479 --> 01:35:38,800
and you just go there and it's like every flavor

1984
01:35:38,920 --> 01:35:43,399
you ever wanted in your life is there. Every flavor.

1985
01:35:43,800 --> 01:35:46,359
If you want to black chick with a fat ass

1986
01:35:46,760 --> 01:35:48,279
and tiny tits, she's there.

1987
01:35:48,399 --> 01:35:49,119
Speaker 3: Did you partake?

1988
01:35:49,439 --> 01:35:52,720
Speaker 2: No, Johnny. But it was so funny because dance No,

1989
01:35:52,880 --> 01:35:55,079
because and it's so funny because like it's such a

1990
01:35:55,239 --> 01:35:59,159
primal you love giving up money? Well, I'll get into it, Johnny.

1991
01:35:59,840 --> 01:36:06,319
It's such a primal, Like what's the word I'm looking for, ecosystem.

1992
01:36:06,600 --> 01:36:12,760
It's so primal. I'm watching I'm walking with all of

1993
01:36:13,279 --> 01:36:17,159
the executives who run the place. They're they're walking me

1994
01:36:17,720 --> 01:36:24,239
and Tino Sanchez around Tino, because Tino's my boy. When

1995
01:36:24,279 --> 01:36:26,960
I'm in Vegas, we hang out. He's walking me around.

1996
01:36:27,279 --> 01:36:30,079
They're walking me around, and hand to God, the strippers

1997
01:36:30,079 --> 01:36:32,640
are all staring at us, going, why are you getting

1998
01:36:32,800 --> 01:36:35,920
escorted around by the fucking brass who run everything?

1999
01:36:36,720 --> 01:36:36,880
Speaker 11: You know?

2000
01:36:37,399 --> 01:36:39,039
Speaker 4: So we go there, we check it out. It's a

2001
01:36:39,079 --> 01:36:39,439
great thing.

2002
01:36:39,680 --> 01:36:43,159
Speaker 2: So as I'm leaving there having merchandise, they have merch

2003
01:36:43,359 --> 01:36:48,680
tables of sports memorabilia that they're doing a charity event for.

2004
01:36:49,159 --> 01:36:51,720
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yes, yes, And I.

2005
01:36:51,760 --> 01:36:55,680
Speaker 2: Got data gift. I got her as signed autograph from

2006
01:36:55,760 --> 01:36:56,760
Sandy Kofax.

2007
01:36:57,640 --> 01:36:59,600
Speaker 3: Can you write that off? I wonder on your Texas?

2008
01:36:59,600 --> 01:37:03,720
I bet you if it's for my charity? Yeah, yeah, bang,

2009
01:37:05,199 --> 01:37:09,479
that's good dude. You're welcome the Jersey Sun jerseys over this.

2010
01:37:09,520 --> 01:37:10,760
Speaker 2: What do you say? No, I got it, I got,

2011
01:37:10,840 --> 01:37:12,800
I got, I got. I bought three things.

2012
01:37:13,079 --> 01:37:15,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that, that's what I was trying to get.

2013
01:37:15,000 --> 01:37:18,239
Speaker 2: A Sandy cofex. I bought a signed thing. You know,

2014
01:37:18,840 --> 01:37:22,840
Dana loves the Dodgers. She's Jewish. That's like the number one,

2015
01:37:23,279 --> 01:37:27,520
number one jew of all time. And then Ellen Iverson.

2016
01:37:27,600 --> 01:37:30,800
You know, I'm a Georgetown dude, I'm thinking about getting

2017
01:37:30,880 --> 01:37:34,279
all my favorite teams national championships somewhere on my leg

2018
01:37:34,600 --> 01:37:36,800
right where I just put the year that they won,

2019
01:37:37,439 --> 01:37:39,640
bang bang, Right.

2020
01:37:39,880 --> 01:37:41,880
Speaker 3: You just buy like a penny from the year they

2021
01:37:41,920 --> 01:37:43,239
won or something like that. You don't have to put

2022
01:37:43,319 --> 01:37:43,680
on your.

2023
01:37:43,600 --> 01:37:45,840
Speaker 4: Body, Johnny. I live for my teams.

2024
01:37:46,239 --> 01:37:48,279
Speaker 2: So I got, I got, I got. They just sold

2025
01:37:48,319 --> 01:37:52,239
to Patrick Ewing. He's like, I just sold it. I'm like, fuck,

2026
01:37:53,039 --> 01:37:54,840
he goes bo I got to say on on Iverson

2027
01:37:55,079 --> 01:37:57,039
Jersey signed, I'm like, let's go.

2028
01:37:57,840 --> 01:38:00,520
Speaker 3: Sounds like somebody spent a lot of money, not a lot.

2029
01:38:00,680 --> 01:38:03,000
Speaker 2: And then I got bo Jackson signed Jersey too.

2030
01:38:03,159 --> 01:38:04,760
Speaker 3: Sounds like somebody spent a lot of money.

2031
01:38:04,880 --> 01:38:06,960
Speaker 2: It was a lot, but it was a blessing and

2032
01:38:07,039 --> 01:38:14,039
I'm very excited, very excited. So yeah, yeah, probably shouldn't

2033
01:38:14,039 --> 01:38:14,359
have done that.

2034
01:38:14,960 --> 01:38:17,760
Speaker 3: They probably sit that out waiting for somebody to walk by.

2035
01:38:18,760 --> 01:38:19,800
We got another sucker.

2036
01:38:19,960 --> 01:38:21,520
Speaker 4: We got another sucker, but I don't care.

2037
01:38:21,520 --> 01:38:21,800
Speaker 2: I love it.

2038
01:38:21,920 --> 01:38:23,720
Speaker 3: Larry, can you sign another kofax Jersey?

2039
01:38:23,840 --> 01:38:24,000
Speaker 16: Yeah?

2040
01:38:24,039 --> 01:38:24,640
Speaker 2: Quickly one.

2041
01:38:27,319 --> 01:38:29,279
Speaker 4: So that's it, Johnny, That's my story.

2042
01:38:29,439 --> 01:38:32,199
Speaker 3: It really when you think about that whole industry though, Like, dude,

2043
01:38:32,239 --> 01:38:35,359
if you can find somebody here, because what the process is, right,

2044
01:38:35,439 --> 01:38:37,600
You get an autograph and if you don't have any documentation,

2045
01:38:37,680 --> 01:38:41,119
you can send it to a PSAH who authenticates things

2046
01:38:41,159 --> 01:38:43,479
and they just compare it to other autographs. So if

2047
01:38:43,520 --> 01:38:47,119
you can forge an autograph well enough and come up

2048
01:38:47,159 --> 01:38:48,760
with like a fake chain of custoder or something like,

2049
01:38:49,000 --> 01:38:53,680
it's so easy. Probably certified, probably, Johnny, thank you. No,

2050
01:38:53,800 --> 01:38:55,239
But isn't that? I mean it's interesting.

2051
01:38:55,239 --> 01:38:58,760
Speaker 2: But they have like a Lebron James, like early rookie

2052
01:38:58,880 --> 01:39:02,960
year jersey there. Yeah, it was crazy, dude, it was crazy.

2053
01:39:03,520 --> 01:39:05,479
You know what's so funny that nobody's talking about? How

2054
01:39:05,560 --> 01:39:07,640
much is Lebron James rookie.

2055
01:39:07,399 --> 01:39:10,600
Speaker 3: Worth is the rookie card? Yeah it's a good number. Yeah,

2056
01:39:10,640 --> 01:39:13,520
it's a really good number. Hold On, I'll tell you.

2057
01:39:13,720 --> 01:39:14,920
Let me go to card ladder.

2058
01:39:15,399 --> 01:39:17,920
Speaker 2: Hold On, I got it on my phone, Johnny, have

2059
01:39:18,000 --> 01:39:21,119
you seen that? Uh, everybody's talking about how the Luca

2060
01:39:21,199 --> 01:39:24,560
trade isn't working out now and for whom for the

2061
01:39:24,680 --> 01:39:27,680
Lakers really liked. It wasn't a good trade. I go,

2062
01:39:28,079 --> 01:39:31,920
Lebron isn't playing he has barely played.

2063
01:39:33,800 --> 01:39:36,319
Speaker 3: No, Yeah, I mean I don't I don't care about

2064
01:39:36,319 --> 01:39:36,640
the Laker.

2065
01:39:37,399 --> 01:39:38,199
Speaker 2: I love Luca.

2066
01:39:38,920 --> 01:39:42,359
Speaker 3: Let's see. Oh with thousands?

2067
01:39:42,439 --> 01:39:45,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, what is the Michael Jordan Johnny, just let me

2068
01:39:45,680 --> 01:39:47,479
know how bad my dad f me?

2069
01:39:47,920 --> 01:39:49,920
Speaker 3: Wait, did he get rid of one of the No?

2070
01:39:50,119 --> 01:39:52,039
Speaker 2: I could have bought him for eighty dollars.

2071
01:39:52,439 --> 01:39:55,800
Speaker 3: Eighty dollars way back in the day on my birthday

2072
01:39:56,119 --> 01:39:58,720
in good condition and good condition. Oh, it's tens of

2073
01:39:59,159 --> 01:40:02,039
I mean it's it's my father would buy. Dad.

2074
01:40:02,760 --> 01:40:05,640
Speaker 2: This is a Michael Jordan rookie card. It's gonna be

2075
01:40:05,720 --> 01:40:08,840
worth Oh yeah, it's gonna be worth a bazillion dollars.

2076
01:40:09,079 --> 01:40:11,960
It is only eighty dollars right now? Can we buy

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it's my birthday? Nope?

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Speaker 3: Like now this is there. I'll just show you some.

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But I mean it depends on the grade, of course.

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But there's one for twenty nine eight hundred and a

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near mint.

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Speaker 7: What is that?

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01:40:25,560 --> 01:40:28,199
Speaker 3: Is that an eight? Yeah, that's an eight PSA eight.

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01:40:28,960 --> 01:40:31,319
There's a PSA four for thirty two hundred that's in

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01:40:31,439 --> 01:40:34,840
like bad condition. Uh, you got one for thirty three

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01:40:34,960 --> 01:40:37,079
hundred there, and then you got a gem Ment ten

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for a half a mill.

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Speaker 2: Half a mill, dude, What if my dad could got

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me a half a milk.

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Speaker 3: Card now gym mint ten. That doesn't mean that, like

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there are most of the cards I'll get out of

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a new pack won't be tens even like a new

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because there'll be off center a little bit, especially today.

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But if yeah, if you could have got a nine

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or ten, you're talking like life changing psalms.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Free, we'll read these reviews and then we'll do the

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news and we will be out show.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's go.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for all you do. This is from Hate's work

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01:41:08,800 --> 01:41:11,960
five five, one, seven seven. We need people spreading the

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truth now more than ever. Keep going deeper, deeper, that's

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01:41:15,119 --> 01:41:17,960
what she said, one of the chicks who never misses

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an episode.

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Speaker 2: That's How about the Ocho Cinco things where she goes

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01:41:23,319 --> 01:41:25,199
keep going deeper, and he's like, I went as deep

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as I could.

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Speaker 4: So he paid for a penis enlargement.

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Speaker 3: Ocho Cinco did.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, did you ever hear that story? He went on

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01:41:32,560 --> 01:41:34,720
stephen A. Smith and told that story. I have not

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heard that. She kept saying go deeper and he couldn't

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01:41:37,479 --> 01:41:40,520
go deeper? Is that real? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Because I don't think there are any good surgeries, Like

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I don't think that's a he did.

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Speaker 2: How about the billionaire that that got he wanted to

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get penis enlargement and died.

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Speaker 13: Oh look, and I was losing my virginity. So we

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could engage in horizontal activity.

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Speaker 2: Yes, not vertical.

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Speaker 17: It was horizontal. Okay, matter of fact, it was vertical.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead, keep going.

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Speaker 17: And she got to the point where we were in action,

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and she said in my ear, go deeper. Stay with

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me now. And what hurt me is I was already

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all the way in.

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Speaker 13: So I had ran out of Pepe and that is

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what caused me to get into the amateur porn so

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I could perfect my craft in the pelvic area so

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I would never have to hear that again.

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Speaker 17: You do understand the cameras of role, Yeah, you understand.

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Speaker 2: I mean, do you really really want people to know this?

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I mean I can edit it out.

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Speaker 13: No no, no, no, no, no, no, don't edit it out.

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I told you I don't have a private life. I'm

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here to share. I'm here to share my stories and

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01:42:44,880 --> 01:42:48,520
my shortcomings. Back then, I've had surgery since small story.

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I was in high school at the time.

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Speaker 17: Oh lord, so good.

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Speaker 13: So what you're trying to say is that who you

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are now completely its manufactured because it was surgically in hand.

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Speaker 17: Yes, sir, yes, sir, and you know you that.

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01:43:04,079 --> 01:43:06,960
Speaker 13: Yeah, And I'm I'm comfortable saying that, and I can

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01:43:07,000 --> 01:43:08,239
tell you it's just something you would never be able

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01:43:08,239 --> 01:43:08,720
to get on TV.

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01:43:08,760 --> 01:43:09,960
Speaker 17: That's why were on your show.

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Speaker 3: Now you Well, there's a couple of things I think

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01:43:13,720 --> 01:43:15,520
they do. There's one where they like stick some ship

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01:43:15,600 --> 01:43:19,520
in there, like filler, which that's like a bad idea apparently,

2150
01:43:19,800 --> 01:43:21,520
and then there's one where they just cut like this

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01:43:21,720 --> 01:43:24,159
tendon above your dick and it just makes it hang

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01:43:24,199 --> 01:43:27,000
out a little bit more. But it's not it doesn't

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01:43:27,000 --> 01:43:28,680
really do any I don't think they have anything that

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01:43:28,960 --> 01:43:31,640
that makes it bigger. Yeah, there's these guys that like

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01:43:31,760 --> 01:43:34,000
overseas and like indie or something that wrap it around

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01:43:34,079 --> 01:43:35,640
like a stick and they pull on it, you know,

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01:43:35,760 --> 01:43:36,479
and it's supposed to.

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01:43:38,560 --> 01:43:38,720
Speaker 2: Off.

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01:43:39,319 --> 01:43:41,520
Speaker 3: No, they do it to themselves. It's not the other dudes.

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They do it to their own. But that you think

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01:43:44,199 --> 01:43:46,039
he's serious, No, yeah, I don't think so.

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Speaker 2: He's a pro athlete, dude, he's no, he's got he

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01:43:49,760 --> 01:43:51,680
brings hand. He's just trying to make fun of He's

2164
01:43:51,680 --> 01:43:54,000
just trying to have fun. See fists like he's like,

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01:43:54,119 --> 01:43:56,079
oh man, this gold by God to act like I

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01:43:56,079 --> 01:44:01,000
don't care because I'm on Yeah, whoa brother. So Jason

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01:44:01,079 --> 01:44:03,439
Tebow called me today He's like, I got a brilliant idea.

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Speaker 1: Dog.

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01:44:04,479 --> 01:44:06,399
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm gonna get dude, we gotta do this.

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And he sends me this theater he wants me, him

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01:44:09,159 --> 01:44:13,439
and maybe Ari to play. It's fucking humongous. I'm like,

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01:44:13,520 --> 01:44:14,680
who's gonna sell this out?

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01:44:14,720 --> 01:44:16,760
Speaker 3: Why does he call it a brilliant idea? Booking a

2174
01:44:16,840 --> 01:44:19,760
comedy show? How is that a brilliant well, because like let's.

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01:44:19,560 --> 01:44:21,880
Speaker 2: Say, like maybe Ari could sell it out, but why

2176
01:44:21,920 --> 01:44:23,640
would he want to share that money when they're all

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01:44:23,720 --> 01:44:24,800
these fucking fans.

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Speaker 3: So basically, this is the brilliant idea is for Jason

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01:44:28,279 --> 01:44:33,199
to get a piece of an Ari comedy show. That

2180
01:44:33,359 --> 01:44:33,880
is brilliant.

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01:44:35,520 --> 01:44:37,359
Speaker 2: He's like, look at this. I'm like, we can't sell

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01:44:37,439 --> 01:44:37,840
that out.

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01:44:38,319 --> 01:44:42,720
Speaker 3: That's great. I love it. I'm a lizard person and

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01:44:42,840 --> 01:44:45,439
this is my favorite show. I'll see you at the

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01:44:45,520 --> 01:44:48,920
next Gay Illuminati meeting. Sam five Star by Buddy it's

2186
01:44:48,960 --> 01:44:52,399
from that man zeus uh dre five Stars? Is it

2187
01:44:52,520 --> 01:44:56,840
Trey uh Invader Zim writes, uh from one of your

2188
01:44:56,920 --> 01:45:00,520
few black listeners. Been watching Sam and his podcast for

2189
01:45:00,600 --> 01:45:04,000
about four years. Truth with a blend of comedic gold

2190
01:45:04,119 --> 01:45:07,600
love all you guys do. Never stop from Newark, just

2191
01:45:07,680 --> 01:45:13,159
another twelve C eight five stars. You guys like having fun.

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01:45:13,319 --> 01:45:15,439
I like having fun. That's why I like listening to

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01:45:15,479 --> 01:45:18,119
Sam and Johnny. If you're exploring their podcast, give it

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01:45:18,159 --> 01:45:18,279
a go.

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01:45:19,039 --> 01:45:19,319
Speaker 2: Thank you.

2196
01:45:19,560 --> 01:45:21,520
Speaker 3: They have thought provoking discussions.

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01:45:21,680 --> 01:45:21,960
Speaker 2: Thank you.

2198
01:45:22,279 --> 01:45:24,520
Speaker 3: You can ponder throughout the day and you'll be cooler.

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01:45:24,760 --> 01:45:26,319
Speaker 2: I feel like today was a great show.

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01:45:26,680 --> 01:45:29,520
Speaker 3: I totally agree Sam five Stars. I got a strange story.

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01:45:30,000 --> 01:45:34,960
I was bottom, I was walking my dog and saw

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01:45:35,159 --> 01:45:39,520
light bend in on itself like it formed a circle,

2203
01:45:40,840 --> 01:45:43,279
made random colors go in and out of it. I've

2204
01:45:43,359 --> 01:45:46,039
never seen anything like it. I was amazed by it.

2205
01:45:46,439 --> 01:45:49,039
I wish someone else saw it. It was in the

2206
01:45:49,119 --> 01:45:52,159
middle of a street. It lasted about five seconds, but

2207
01:45:52,319 --> 01:45:54,760
it felt like thirty seconds. I have you ever heard that?

2208
01:45:55,319 --> 01:45:56,680
Speaker 4: Do you know what I'm doing right there?

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01:45:57,479 --> 01:45:57,720
Speaker 5: That was?

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01:45:57,920 --> 01:45:59,840
Speaker 4: That was Biggie Small's I got a story to tell.

2211
01:46:00,039 --> 01:46:02,039
Speaker 2: Have you ever heard that? Way? We robbed the Nick

2212
01:46:02,079 --> 01:46:04,199
guy and they think it was Herbert Davis.

2213
01:46:04,319 --> 01:46:06,880
Speaker 3: Yes, it doesn't sound like that boom, listen to it.

2214
01:46:07,560 --> 01:46:09,920
We can't play it, boombom. Have you ever heard the

2215
01:46:09,960 --> 01:46:12,119
story that Jesse James, You know, Jesse James, the outlaw,

2216
01:46:12,600 --> 01:46:16,840
he saw ball lightning twice in his life, always before

2217
01:46:16,880 --> 01:46:18,880
a major event, and the last time was before he died.

2218
01:46:19,319 --> 01:46:22,359
It's where you see like if ever you don't ball

2219
01:46:22,439 --> 01:46:24,279
lightning is have you ever heard of it? It's like

2220
01:46:24,319 --> 01:46:28,319
a glowing orb of They call it lightning, and it's documented.

2221
01:46:28,359 --> 01:46:30,399
They assume it's a real thing, and they try to

2222
01:46:30,439 --> 01:46:32,319
reproduce it in laboratory settings, but they only get it

2223
01:46:32,359 --> 01:46:33,159
for like a few seconds here.

2224
01:46:33,199 --> 01:46:34,520
Speaker 2: They can't do what the Lord's doing.

2225
01:46:34,600 --> 01:46:37,399
Speaker 3: That's right. But Jesse James saw it twice in his life.

2226
01:46:37,439 --> 01:46:39,840
This orb, this glowing orb come into like a room

2227
01:46:39,920 --> 01:46:40,239
or something.

2228
01:46:40,359 --> 01:46:44,000
Speaker 2: Isn't that sounds like he got molested, maybe time traveling

2229
01:46:44,079 --> 01:46:45,199
or something or molestation.

2230
01:46:45,439 --> 01:46:50,840
Speaker 3: It could he just came up with a fascal. Well

2231
01:46:51,000 --> 01:47:01,439
is my buttle sword dog ball lightning going around? That's terrible.

2232
01:47:02,000 --> 01:47:05,840
I can't decide what's better this or timfoil hat Goovey's

2233
01:47:06,239 --> 01:47:09,560
always love hearing Sam and Johnny Shoot. This always got

2234
01:47:09,600 --> 01:47:12,680
me laughing listening to these great minds come together. Great minds. Huh,

2235
01:47:13,159 --> 01:47:16,359
Johnny needs to start hitting the road. Would be what

2236
01:47:16,479 --> 01:47:18,319
would I do? Would be fun to see him live.

2237
01:47:18,399 --> 01:47:23,000
That's from Goovy Ding dang a poo Butt. That's ding

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01:47:23,119 --> 01:47:23,920
dang a poo butt.

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01:47:23,960 --> 01:47:24,119
Speaker 2: Here.

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01:47:24,800 --> 01:47:27,079
Speaker 4: Sounds like we have some Hindu listeners.

2241
01:47:27,600 --> 01:47:31,600
Speaker 3: His name is Hobvey Beans the Hindu Mexican five stars

2242
01:47:32,000 --> 01:47:34,560
or whatever this guy says at the end of every episode. Oh,

2243
01:47:34,640 --> 01:47:37,119
that was one of your words that you gave at

2244
01:47:37,119 --> 01:47:40,800
the end of the episode. Yeah, tater Bug too, writes

2245
01:47:41,079 --> 01:47:44,039
my Saturday hangout listen every time there's a new episode.

2246
01:47:44,079 --> 01:47:46,560
Thanks for making me giggle when I'm at number at

2247
01:47:46,720 --> 01:47:50,439
number two, work number two, work free Johnny woodard on X,

2248
01:47:50,520 --> 01:47:54,119
thank you for that. A new favorite. I love Broken Sam.

2249
01:47:54,199 --> 01:47:56,920
Johnny and Sam propping dropping truth bombs weekly. But we've

2250
01:47:56,960 --> 01:47:58,760
been getting a lot of reviews. This is just going

2251
01:47:58,800 --> 01:47:59,960
back a week here. All of these were in the

2252
01:48:00,079 --> 01:48:03,560
past week. Swarm five stars, great show. That's from gen X.

2253
01:48:03,640 --> 01:48:06,880
Temfoil hat follow me Johnny or I will cut you

2254
01:48:07,000 --> 01:48:08,920
worse than you are now what is it? Oh? I

2255
01:48:08,960 --> 01:48:17,119
cut my finger pretty badly? Who superu f you? Suh?

2256
01:48:17,319 --> 01:48:19,760
Mama half rained here love it? Remember that you thought

2257
01:48:19,840 --> 01:48:22,159
he was saying, is your mama half reined? What did

2258
01:48:22,159 --> 01:48:26,239
you think he was saying? Your mama have a reindeer

2259
01:48:26,279 --> 01:48:27,000
or something? Rain?

2260
01:48:27,239 --> 01:48:27,600
Speaker 5: What was it?

2261
01:48:27,760 --> 01:48:30,000
Speaker 2: Is that your ass? Your mama got.

2262
01:48:30,399 --> 01:48:32,319
Speaker 3: Got rein there? You have rain there or something? Yeah,

2263
01:48:32,319 --> 01:48:34,239
you thought it was that is your mama half rein ding,

2264
01:48:34,359 --> 01:48:36,840
But it's half raining. That's what we learned last week. Sam,

2265
01:48:36,920 --> 01:48:39,399
tripoli is a real inn word. That's from h T

2266
01:48:40,079 --> 01:48:44,720
d C. Why did I just get hard normalizing common sense? Johnny?

2267
01:48:44,800 --> 01:48:48,680
You temper, Sam, Sam, you go off hard entertaining as I'll.

2268
01:48:48,600 --> 01:48:50,399
Speaker 4: Get Johnny stopped tempering me.

2269
01:48:51,199 --> 01:48:53,520
Speaker 3: Hey man, the the handler's got to do is job

2270
01:48:54,279 --> 01:48:57,479
married number two on the Super Big. I don't know

2271
01:48:57,560 --> 01:48:59,880
what that means. Jude Puss is the person here.

2272
01:49:00,399 --> 01:49:05,079
Speaker 2: I love it, dude. That's JP is intoxicating. It will

2273
01:49:05,159 --> 01:49:07,520
lock you down and we'll get you to commit treason

2274
01:49:07,560 --> 01:49:08,560
against your own government.

2275
01:49:09,000 --> 01:49:11,640
Speaker 3: I just started listening to these guys. They don't sound smart,

2276
01:49:11,720 --> 01:49:13,439
but I bet they have huge dogs.

2277
01:49:14,000 --> 01:49:15,840
Speaker 4: Well you're wrong, I'm both.

2278
01:49:17,279 --> 01:49:19,600
Speaker 3: Real talk. I only listened to broken sim on my

2279
01:49:19,760 --> 01:49:24,159
white iPhone. Respect all right, Johnny and Sammer great love

2280
01:49:24,199 --> 01:49:29,319
your show. That's from March seventeenth, y'all said from DZ

2281
01:49:29,560 --> 01:49:33,199
a K only to write a review. Good job. How

2282
01:49:33,239 --> 01:49:36,239
about these Ben and Jerry dorks making the rounds? Oh?

2283
01:49:36,399 --> 01:49:38,760
These Ben and Jerry guys are stupid, aren't they? Did

2284
01:49:38,800 --> 01:49:40,479
you see the other day they were talking about giving

2285
01:49:40,560 --> 01:49:42,199
back the They were talking about the.

2286
01:49:43,319 --> 01:49:47,560
Speaker 2: Forty two points on Edwards in space forty two dollars.

2287
01:49:48,079 --> 01:49:50,760
Speaker 3: Weren't you up ninety nine dollars so you said earlier?

2288
01:49:50,800 --> 01:49:51,399
Speaker 2: No I didn't.

2289
01:49:51,680 --> 01:49:56,239
Speaker 3: I thought you said fifty fifty moves so you lost

2290
01:49:56,279 --> 01:50:00,880
the dollar Johnny being mean? Yeah, did you see the

2291
01:50:00,920 --> 01:50:03,520
Ben Jeri's guys like they were going around telling the

2292
01:50:03,600 --> 01:50:06,039
federal government to give back some land that it was

2293
01:50:06,119 --> 01:50:09,279
on and meanwhile they're headquarters is on Indian land that

2294
01:50:09,359 --> 01:50:09,680
they don't.

2295
01:50:09,880 --> 01:50:12,800
Speaker 2: It's so annoying. Rich white people are going to destroy

2296
01:50:12,880 --> 01:50:13,399
this country.

2297
01:50:13,479 --> 01:50:17,600
Speaker 3: I think they're trolling. Wanna be Sam Gilf right here

2298
01:50:17,720 --> 01:50:19,960
cleaning lady tanyas, I wanna be Sam Gilf.

2299
01:50:20,039 --> 01:50:22,159
Speaker 2: If she wants more, come get some send nudes.

2300
01:50:22,720 --> 01:50:22,880
Speaker 5: Uh.

2301
01:50:23,279 --> 01:50:26,079
Speaker 3: These pods never disappoint. Belly laughs a plenty. That's from

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01:50:26,159 --> 01:50:27,079
Stan the jeff.

2303
01:50:26,920 --> 01:50:30,279
Speaker 2: Man Stan stand the jeff Man beat.

2304
01:50:30,239 --> 01:50:32,560
Speaker 3: Hose says, thank you for bringing the heat every pod.

2305
01:50:32,600 --> 01:50:35,399
When are you coming to Stockton, boy, nobody's trying to

2306
01:50:35,439 --> 01:50:36,640
get shot around here, Dude.

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01:50:36,640 --> 01:50:38,920
Speaker 4: I like Stockton. I'll go to Stockton.

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01:50:39,119 --> 01:50:44,159
Speaker 3: Cool, jeff Jeffy says sweet Sammy T and JJW Happy.

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01:50:44,279 --> 01:50:46,960
I get to spend so much time every week listening

2310
01:50:47,000 --> 01:50:49,399
to you guys and laughing along with my clients as

2311
01:50:49,439 --> 01:50:52,119
they get tattooed to Sam's stories. Oh he's got the

2312
01:50:52,159 --> 01:50:53,000
ship playing loud.

2313
01:50:53,199 --> 01:50:56,239
Speaker 4: That's how you make a difference in your community.

2314
01:50:56,359 --> 01:50:59,199
Speaker 3: That's brave. See you next time you were on the

2315
01:50:59,239 --> 01:51:01,439
East Coast stand. I'm Sam. Stopped being a baby and

2316
01:51:01,520 --> 01:51:04,399
take me up on the live sex critique. I think

2317
01:51:04,520 --> 01:51:07,239
the ninety discount as a steal. I guess my operating

2318
01:51:07,359 --> 01:51:07,800
ninety percent.

2319
01:51:08,039 --> 01:51:09,560
Speaker 2: I think they're talking.

2320
01:51:09,760 --> 01:51:13,560
Speaker 3: Brazilian Brazilian wax. My Southern accent slips and every now

2321
01:51:13,560 --> 01:51:17,000
and then, Newton Dale writes, Brazilian wax freaking top notch.

2322
01:51:17,079 --> 01:51:18,920
I love the show. You guys are better than sex.

2323
01:51:19,359 --> 01:51:21,680
You're having the wrong kind of Yeah, seriously, that is

2324
01:51:21,760 --> 01:51:23,319
not the right kind of sex you're having. What are

2325
01:51:23,359 --> 01:51:26,199
you doing, Sam, Johnny, have you heard my new TV show?

2326
01:51:26,199 --> 01:51:29,600
Speaker 2: I want to pitch No, did we give gay guys

2327
01:51:29,680 --> 01:51:31,800
viagra make him feel vagina for the first time.

2328
01:51:34,279 --> 01:51:34,880
Speaker 3: What do you call that?

2329
01:51:36,119 --> 01:51:36,760
Speaker 2: The real hole?

2330
01:51:41,359 --> 01:51:43,880
Speaker 3: Sam? Please don't worry about screwing up names. It's real

2331
01:51:43,960 --> 01:51:47,079
and the people, the real people don't care. Johnny. What

2332
01:51:47,119 --> 01:51:50,159
else can I say? Perfection? Perfection? Have you seen me?

2333
01:51:51,600 --> 01:51:53,720
Speaker 4: Jake Shields messed up my last name and I was like,

2334
01:51:53,840 --> 01:51:54,119
you know what?

2335
01:51:54,359 --> 01:51:54,760
Speaker 6: Oh did he?

2336
01:51:54,880 --> 01:51:55,560
Speaker 4: I'm fine with it.

2337
01:51:56,319 --> 01:51:59,239
Speaker 2: Poly I go threes, dude, Triple.

2338
01:51:58,960 --> 01:52:04,119
Speaker 3: E's extra illegal Mexican. His English is badh.

2339
01:52:03,000 --> 01:52:04,640
Speaker 2: He's great, He's perfect for the show.

2340
01:52:05,079 --> 01:52:06,960
Speaker 3: I would write a review, but Johnny, I gotta go.

2341
01:52:08,000 --> 01:52:10,720
I love Sam Tripoli, but why does he have to

2342
01:52:10,760 --> 01:52:12,239
say Johnny's name some much?

2343
01:52:12,680 --> 01:52:13,079
Speaker 2: Johnny?

2344
01:52:13,279 --> 01:52:14,399
Speaker 4: What is he talking about?

2345
01:52:14,479 --> 01:52:16,560
Speaker 3: I think it's good Wit. You just did the check.

2346
01:52:16,760 --> 01:52:19,279
Good job. Whatever happened to Off the Grid Ryan?

2347
01:52:20,840 --> 01:52:24,079
Speaker 2: Last heard he was in Vegas? That's it.

2348
01:52:26,479 --> 01:52:29,359
Speaker 3: kJ Casper says, I couldn't make it through my hormonal

2349
01:52:29,479 --> 01:52:31,880
forties without y'all. I like to think of Johnny and

2350
01:52:31,960 --> 01:52:35,159
Sam more often, Johnny as my best friends who keep

2351
01:52:35,239 --> 01:52:37,239
me sane. That's very kind of.

2352
01:52:37,359 --> 01:52:38,159
Speaker 2: Good for you, Johnny.

2353
01:52:38,159 --> 01:52:40,119
Speaker 3: We'll get to some more. We'll get it more of

2354
01:52:40,199 --> 01:52:43,000
these next week. Those all five stars, all five stars?

2355
01:52:43,000 --> 01:52:47,319
What at a two two hundred and some twenty three

2356
01:52:47,399 --> 01:52:48,239
ratings on the America.

2357
01:52:48,319 --> 01:52:49,760
Speaker 4: Let's get to three thousand.

2358
01:52:50,000 --> 01:52:52,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do the push for three thousand, the push

2359
01:52:53,520 --> 01:52:56,439
to get and what number are we on Johnny episodes? Yeah,

2360
01:52:56,720 --> 01:52:58,840
well we don't, you know, we're not exactly committed to

2361
01:52:58,960 --> 01:53:00,960
doing the show weekly, So so, uh, what are we?

2362
01:53:02,359 --> 01:53:04,800
Cash Daddies, which started like two years later is flown

2363
01:53:04,840 --> 01:53:06,479
past it? Where at one fifty one? Right now?

2364
01:53:06,840 --> 01:53:10,279
Speaker 2: Okay, we're so far away from fucking the Big five?

2365
01:53:10,359 --> 01:53:20,199
Speaker 3: Any milestone? Yeah, all right, we'll try to tear ass

2366
01:53:20,279 --> 01:53:21,000
through the news here.

2367
01:53:21,600 --> 01:53:23,119
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you one word answers.

2368
01:53:23,600 --> 01:53:27,560
Speaker 3: So Snow White has been released, and it's just an

2369
01:53:27,800 --> 01:53:31,479
epic flop, the flop that we've known was coming for years.

2370
01:53:31,520 --> 01:53:33,520
As soon as they released the pictures, as soon as

2371
01:53:33,560 --> 01:53:35,680
they announced that the seven Dwarves weren't gonna be dwarves.

2372
01:53:35,800 --> 01:53:37,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just gonna be homeless people.

2373
01:53:37,399 --> 01:53:39,479
Speaker 3: And named the casting, it was like, we knew this

2374
01:53:39,600 --> 01:53:41,439
was gonna be a flop, and yet Disney just barreled

2375
01:53:41,479 --> 01:53:43,079
down the path and made this piece of shit.

2376
01:53:43,359 --> 01:53:48,880
Speaker 2: Dude, that's that movie? Is everything wrong? With Hollywood. Peter Dinkle,

2377
01:53:49,119 --> 01:53:50,319
the angry dwarf.

2378
01:53:52,119 --> 01:53:55,079
Speaker 3: What's his name, Peter Dnkle's the actor, Yeah, ay dwarf.

2379
01:53:55,239 --> 01:53:59,640
Speaker 2: No, he wouldn't let hedwarfs. Yea, so he took jobs

2380
01:53:59,640 --> 01:54:00,640
away from dwarfs.

2381
01:54:00,760 --> 01:54:03,199
Speaker 3: When you have dwarf saying those are like great Hollywood

2382
01:54:03,279 --> 01:54:04,039
dream jobs or.

2383
01:54:04,119 --> 01:54:06,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, that they would make. I mean, no one's gonna watch.

2384
01:54:06,640 --> 01:54:08,159
I bet you my kids will watch me like this

2385
01:54:08,359 --> 01:54:08,760
is great.

2386
01:54:10,039 --> 01:54:12,920
Speaker 3: I just wanted to sow the trailer, which we'll have

2387
01:54:13,000 --> 01:54:15,000
to cut out of the YouTube, but I just wanted

2388
01:54:15,000 --> 01:54:17,479
you to see. Even the trailer is cringe dude. The

2389
01:54:17,560 --> 01:54:21,840
trailer is, Oh, it's so uncomfortable, they say. The reviews.

2390
01:54:21,880 --> 01:54:24,039
By the way, even the liberal reviewers couldn't give it

2391
01:54:24,079 --> 01:54:27,840
a good review. They say that Gal Gadot is terrible in.

2392
01:54:27,920 --> 01:54:31,079
Speaker 2: This, like unwakay, Johnny, what movie is she good in?

2393
01:54:31,239 --> 01:54:36,319
Besides being she's just Beau's not She's just a hot idfjew.

2394
01:54:36,479 --> 01:54:37,319
Speaker 3: She's gorgeous, but.

2395
01:54:39,199 --> 01:54:40,680
Speaker 17: This was my father's kingdom.

2396
01:54:40,920 --> 01:54:42,880
Speaker 3: And then this woman who plays snow White. I mean,

2397
01:54:43,439 --> 01:54:46,800
she's fine, but she's not snow She's not the fairest

2398
01:54:46,880 --> 01:54:47,880
of them all, for sure.

2399
01:54:48,760 --> 01:54:55,560
Speaker 2: Place of fairness but the queen changed everything. Take him away.

2400
01:54:55,720 --> 01:54:57,399
You're out of See what did you say?

2401
01:54:59,319 --> 01:54:59,680
Speaker 15: The people?

2402
01:55:00,119 --> 01:55:02,800
Speaker 2: Some kindness in a way you really don't remember you

2403
01:55:02,920 --> 01:55:03,239
being this.

2404
01:55:04,760 --> 01:55:10,359
Speaker 11: Opinionated magic mirror on the wall.

2405
01:55:10,920 --> 01:55:12,800
Speaker 2: Who is the fairest of them all?

2406
01:55:13,479 --> 01:55:18,960
Speaker 7: Fame is the beauty majesty, but a lovely maiden I

2407
01:55:19,119 --> 01:55:19,840
now behold?

2408
01:55:20,479 --> 01:55:22,399
Speaker 3: And also, dude, there's something to be said for.

2409
01:55:22,560 --> 01:55:25,760
Speaker 2: Making Johnny got. I must send you this. It's such fire.

2410
01:55:25,880 --> 01:55:29,840
My friend Alex Phillips with a Z because he's black.

2411
01:55:31,039 --> 01:55:34,079
You have to find this video. Watch this video. I'm

2412
01:55:34,199 --> 01:55:37,880
texting it to you from my social media phone. Watch this,

2413
01:55:38,880 --> 01:55:40,319
and I just want to be.

2414
01:55:42,600 --> 01:55:44,119
Speaker 17: The fairest of them all.

2415
01:55:44,640 --> 01:55:45,479
Speaker 3: Kinder planet.

2416
01:55:46,239 --> 01:55:58,199
Speaker 2: The queen is evil beams flee into the woods. My

2417
01:55:58,359 --> 01:56:00,840
parents always said this forest was magical place.

2418
01:56:05,600 --> 01:56:06,680
Speaker 3: She did bad butterfly.

2419
01:56:08,760 --> 01:56:10,520
Speaker 2: Hello, is there anybody here?

2420
01:56:15,760 --> 01:56:17,880
Speaker 3: Look at the divorce. But they looked so stupid.

2421
01:56:21,399 --> 01:56:22,520
Speaker 13: You know what they look They look like.

2422
01:56:22,520 --> 01:56:23,920
Speaker 3: Those Nazi propaganda posts.

2423
01:56:24,800 --> 01:56:26,560
Speaker 2: They all look like our Saphear's uncles.

2424
01:56:26,600 --> 01:56:31,720
Speaker 3: Shit, it's a human.

2425
01:56:31,880 --> 01:56:34,960
Speaker 2: What did you think I was nothing? Ghost? Yeah, it

2426
01:56:35,000 --> 01:56:38,439
looks like they all went to Epstein party from.

2427
01:56:38,359 --> 01:56:39,199
Speaker 6: The queen here.

2428
01:56:40,399 --> 01:56:42,680
Speaker 2: The Queen stole everything from all of us.

2429
01:56:43,159 --> 01:56:44,399
Speaker 3: They looked like Harvey Winston.

2430
01:56:44,479 --> 01:56:47,800
Speaker 2: Everyone, it's time to restore our kings.

2431
01:56:48,079 --> 01:56:54,079
Speaker 18: Plating on a way, holding up for someday, holding something.

2432
01:56:54,319 --> 01:56:56,960
Speaker 3: It's just college. I mean, we don't have to play.

2433
01:56:57,000 --> 01:56:58,800
Speaker 4: Oh you know, Johnny, here's where we're gonna lose.

2434
01:56:58,840 --> 01:57:01,399
Speaker 2: Everybody. They're going nuts. They're like, why would they make

2435
01:57:01,479 --> 01:57:05,319
a Latin a Latina. I'm like, she's also Polish Jewish.

2436
01:57:05,520 --> 01:57:09,800
I mean, come on, stop, but I sent you that video. Play.

2437
01:57:09,920 --> 01:57:10,880
Speaker 4: It's the best video.

2438
01:57:11,039 --> 01:57:13,319
Speaker 3: And if she actually owns Latina, that would be the

2439
01:57:13,399 --> 01:57:16,600
only time Latin has lost out over the Jews. The

2440
01:57:16,680 --> 01:57:18,439
Jews always well she doesn't.

2441
01:57:18,520 --> 01:57:23,119
Speaker 2: She claims being Columbian because you always claim what dirty

2442
01:57:23,159 --> 01:57:28,439
is the water? Always every time.

2443
01:57:28,399 --> 01:57:35,119
Speaker 3: It's not sending that's the poice. It's not coming over.

2444
01:57:35,840 --> 01:57:36,920
I mean, I got what you sent me.

2445
01:57:37,079 --> 01:57:39,680
Speaker 2: Dude. You have to play. It is the funniest clip.

2446
01:57:40,119 --> 01:57:41,239
Alex nailed it.

2447
01:57:46,680 --> 01:57:49,319
Speaker 3: By the way, Alex Stein is taking Speaking of Alex's,

2448
01:57:49,359 --> 01:57:51,880
he's taking his life into his hands. I mean that

2449
01:57:51,960 --> 01:57:54,199
guy is on the front lines, bro, dude.

2450
01:57:54,039 --> 01:57:54,880
Speaker 2: He is fearless.

2451
01:57:55,000 --> 01:57:57,119
Speaker 4: Watch this, Johnny, watch this.

2452
01:57:57,399 --> 01:57:59,800
Speaker 3: This is humorous. So he read what he says first

2453
01:58:00,560 --> 01:58:03,439
Rachel Ziggler at the Oscars red carpet her.

2454
01:58:03,560 --> 01:58:05,479
Speaker 4: Watch what he's basically doing up there. Do you see

2455
01:58:05,520 --> 01:58:05,960
what he's doing?

2456
01:58:05,960 --> 01:58:07,880
Speaker 3: It was snowing at the Oscars. Yeah, he looks like

2457
01:58:07,960 --> 01:58:08,840
he's uh doing.

2458
01:58:09,000 --> 01:58:10,680
Speaker 4: He's doing a scoop of the nose.

2459
01:58:10,920 --> 01:58:12,359
Speaker 3: Little little the nose.

2460
01:58:12,399 --> 01:58:12,479
Speaker 5: Fu.

2461
01:58:12,640 --> 01:58:14,520
Speaker 2: I'm kind of little key bump, Yeah, a little key

2462
01:58:14,560 --> 01:58:15,359
bumping Joe.

2463
01:58:16,079 --> 01:58:17,399
Speaker 4: Let's go present an award.

2464
01:58:18,000 --> 01:58:21,920
Speaker 2: Watch her? Watch her? Oh, dude, she is coke out

2465
01:58:22,000 --> 01:58:27,800
of her mind. Look she's doing the swallow, the coke swallow. Man,

2466
01:58:28,399 --> 01:58:34,319
she's so coked outright. The people look a lot like Christmas. Dude,

2467
01:58:34,720 --> 01:58:38,880
I've done that thousand times. And this is this is

2468
01:58:39,000 --> 01:58:44,560
the problem with her in particular, but her her generation.

2469
01:58:45,159 --> 01:58:48,760
They just have no respect. Like, you're getting paid so

2470
01:58:48,920 --> 01:58:49,920
much money, why would you.

2471
01:58:49,920 --> 01:58:51,640
Speaker 3: Want to do it before that too? Like that's a

2472
01:58:51,800 --> 01:58:53,159
that to me, that's just doesn't go to.

2473
01:58:54,520 --> 01:58:57,439
Speaker 2: She can't swallow because it's dripping because she just did

2474
01:58:57,479 --> 01:58:59,800
a of just a banger.

2475
01:59:01,439 --> 01:59:03,560
Speaker 4: I've done coke. That's what coke looks like to me.

2476
01:59:03,840 --> 01:59:05,520
Speaker 3: I gotta be honest, she's my kind of woman, and

2477
01:59:05,680 --> 01:59:07,800
I don't find her appealing in the least.

2478
01:59:07,840 --> 01:59:10,159
Speaker 4: Like you know, well, her attitude is so nasty.

2479
01:59:10,479 --> 01:59:12,800
Speaker 3: It's not her attitude I care about, it's her I mean,

2480
01:59:12,880 --> 01:59:15,319
I just don't think she's cute anyway. All right, well

2481
01:59:15,439 --> 01:59:16,560
you said you're going about Johnny.

2482
01:59:16,680 --> 01:59:19,520
Speaker 2: Do you remember, dude, when when the leading ladies were hot.

2483
01:59:19,880 --> 01:59:22,439
They're not hot any of course, they're mid now and

2484
01:59:22,520 --> 01:59:25,279
it all star with Jennifer Anston, who was the hottest

2485
01:59:25,359 --> 01:59:26,000
of the mids.

2486
01:59:27,159 --> 01:59:30,359
Speaker 4: Like she was cute, but they were sold to us

2487
01:59:30,439 --> 01:59:31,239
as she's hot.

2488
01:59:31,640 --> 01:59:31,680
Speaker 5: No.

2489
01:59:31,960 --> 01:59:33,760
Speaker 3: I don't find her sexual in the least either. I

2490
01:59:33,800 --> 01:59:34,079
don't think.

2491
01:59:34,119 --> 01:59:36,479
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean, dude, I mean how many how many

2492
01:59:36,840 --> 01:59:39,880
relationships have crashed and burned for that chick? And then

2493
01:59:39,920 --> 01:59:43,560
you and then you get into who is it who's

2494
01:59:43,600 --> 01:59:46,680
the Australian super mild that became an actress? What's her name?

2495
01:59:47,000 --> 01:59:48,399
She was in everything?

2496
01:59:49,800 --> 01:59:51,520
Speaker 4: And all of her kids are trans.

2497
01:59:51,960 --> 01:59:54,359
Speaker 3: Oh she's South African. Charlie's the wrong.

2498
01:59:54,560 --> 01:59:54,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2499
01:59:54,960 --> 01:59:56,960
Speaker 4: She always has to play like the evil person.

2500
01:59:58,079 --> 01:59:59,920
Speaker 3: Yeah now she does. Yeah, I mean when she was young,

2501
02:00:00,159 --> 02:00:03,640
she didn't yet she was as hot as it got.

2502
02:00:03,880 --> 02:00:05,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's like no they hits on me, and

2503
02:00:05,600 --> 02:00:07,479
like no, no, supermodels hit on.

2504
02:00:07,520 --> 02:00:11,079
Speaker 3: Your your greatest fears have become reality. The US is

2505
02:00:11,159 --> 02:00:15,680
deploying its robo dogs and war games to game out

2506
02:00:15,720 --> 02:00:19,439
and assault on Kim Jong Unds or whatever the hell

2507
02:00:19,560 --> 02:00:21,920
Kim is in charge in South North Korea now his

2508
02:00:22,039 --> 02:00:25,279
secret tunnels. They're using those robo dogs you've been afraid

2509
02:00:25,319 --> 02:00:27,319
of and who the United States.

2510
02:00:27,119 --> 02:00:28,760
Speaker 2: Government against North Korea?

2511
02:00:28,800 --> 02:00:31,000
Speaker 3: Well in a war game scenario, but they are out

2512
02:00:31,039 --> 02:00:32,239
there now the dogs.

2513
02:00:32,359 --> 02:00:35,039
Speaker 2: Do you think countries do that kind of like college

2514
02:00:35,039 --> 02:00:37,520
football where they play each other in a spring game.

2515
02:00:37,640 --> 02:00:37,840
Speaker 1: They do.

2516
02:00:38,039 --> 02:00:40,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the thing. Yeah, they get together, like especially

2517
02:00:40,319 --> 02:00:42,319
the NATO countries and have war games all the time. Yeah.

2518
02:00:43,119 --> 02:00:46,000
The US military on Monday deployed robotic dogs this is

2519
02:00:46,039 --> 02:00:49,960
from Newsweek, or robo dogs as they call it, and

2520
02:00:50,159 --> 02:00:54,840
joint drills with South Korean forces simulating assaults on North

2521
02:00:54,920 --> 02:00:59,439
Korea's quote secret underground tunnel networks. Soul announced the deployment

2522
02:00:59,600 --> 02:01:04,399
in in Gyeongie Province is part of Freedom Shield. There

2523
02:01:04,479 --> 02:01:06,479
that goes where they put these great names on it.

2524
02:01:06,600 --> 02:01:10,319
Freedom Shield, of course, an annual joint military exercise held

2525
02:01:10,319 --> 02:01:11,640
by the US in South Korea.

2526
02:01:11,880 --> 02:01:12,760
Speaker 2: You're all going to die.

2527
02:01:12,960 --> 02:01:16,279
Speaker 3: Robodogs, dude, are in the field now for the military.

2528
02:01:16,760 --> 02:01:17,720
That's what you've been afraid of?

2529
02:01:17,800 --> 02:01:18,000
Speaker 2: That right?

2530
02:01:18,039 --> 02:01:19,359
Speaker 3: Then deploying the robot dogs.

2531
02:01:19,560 --> 02:01:22,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, there, we're just these nerds are going to kill us.

2532
02:01:23,560 --> 02:01:26,520
Speaker 3: Joe Rogan has said that he is skipping UFC three

2533
02:01:26,560 --> 02:01:30,079
point fifteen, saying that he just don't he don't go

2534
02:01:30,079 --> 02:01:32,479
to Canada. He's not and he'd rather go to Russia,

2535
02:01:32,680 --> 02:01:35,760
is what he joked on his podcast. What do you

2536
02:01:35,760 --> 02:01:37,520
think about it? He's just not going to Canada now,

2537
02:01:37,800 --> 02:01:39,520
he says, I won't be there. I don't go to

2538
02:01:39,640 --> 02:01:40,439
Canada anymore.

2539
02:01:40,880 --> 02:01:43,560
Speaker 2: Have you seen how gorgeous his house is in Texas?

2540
02:01:43,640 --> 02:01:45,119
Why would you want to leave that? He said?

2541
02:01:45,119 --> 02:01:47,800
Speaker 3: Their government is terrible, but the Canadian people are.

2542
02:01:47,680 --> 02:01:51,800
Speaker 2: Awesome, of course, Yeah, why wouldn't you. Why do you think?

2543
02:01:51,840 --> 02:01:54,319
Speaker 3: I mean, you spent time in Canada. Do you notice

2544
02:01:54,359 --> 02:01:55,319
the government when you're there?

2545
02:01:55,720 --> 02:01:57,560
Speaker 2: If you go to Toronto, you're like, oh, this is

2546
02:01:57,600 --> 02:02:00,560
what happened. This is what humanity is possible. This is

2547
02:02:00,600 --> 02:02:03,279
what's possible in humanity when you don't spend fifty cents

2548
02:02:03,279 --> 02:02:04,600
of every dollar on the military.

2549
02:02:05,159 --> 02:02:07,279
Speaker 3: He said, we have to become friends with Canada again.

2550
02:02:07,359 --> 02:02:08,479
This is so ridiculous.

2551
02:02:08,920 --> 02:02:11,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I think he didn't like and this is

2552
02:02:11,239 --> 02:02:13,800
what I said. I don't like that the hockey teams

2553
02:02:13,840 --> 02:02:16,199
were fighting. I know everybody thought it was cool, and

2554
02:02:16,279 --> 02:02:19,199
I get it because we love hockey fights. But in reality,

2555
02:02:19,279 --> 02:02:22,039
you have a bunch of elitists getting a bunch of

2556
02:02:22,199 --> 02:02:25,279
fucking regular joes fighting with each other.

2557
02:02:25,960 --> 02:02:31,279
Speaker 3: Do you think so? Connor McGregor appeared with President Trump.

2558
02:02:31,920 --> 02:02:35,520
He appeared behind the presidential seal giving a speech about

2559
02:02:35,800 --> 02:02:39,039
immigration and the European Union.

2560
02:02:39,199 --> 02:02:41,760
Speaker 2: Dude, can I tell you something running for you know

2561
02:02:42,319 --> 02:02:44,960
now they're talking about throwing you in jail for seven years.

2562
02:02:44,800 --> 02:02:47,800
Speaker 3: The executive over there in Ireland. Do you think he's serious?

2563
02:02:47,880 --> 02:02:51,079
This is my first question. Yes you do, Yes, you

2564
02:02:51,159 --> 02:02:53,880
think he has a chance. I think that they're gonna do.

2565
02:02:53,960 --> 02:02:56,399
Speaker 2: They're doing the exact same thing to him that they

2566
02:02:56,479 --> 02:02:58,920
did to Trump, which makes it make it seem like

2567
02:02:58,960 --> 02:03:00,800
they're trying to take him out with all these stupid

2568
02:03:00,920 --> 02:03:03,880
ess courts. I think the trial that he had, and

2569
02:03:04,000 --> 02:03:07,560
Jason Burmes is probably not gonna be having this. It's

2570
02:03:07,600 --> 02:03:10,399
probably not happy that I'm saying this, but that whole

2571
02:03:10,720 --> 02:03:15,479
essay trial seemed like Shenanigans to me, and it was

2572
02:03:15,560 --> 02:03:22,239
a humiliation ritual. Oh and I think that this he's

2573
02:03:22,279 --> 02:03:24,960
getting new charges that they say he incited a riot.

2574
02:03:25,600 --> 02:03:29,600
Speaker 3: So wait, how's that went through a tweet? That dude,

2575
02:03:29,640 --> 02:03:31,039
if they can get you for a tweet, we're all

2576
02:03:31,439 --> 02:03:33,479
Europe's too crazy. Yeah, you can do anything in Europe.

2577
02:03:33,479 --> 02:03:36,840
Speaker 2: Can no in Europe. I mean the government can do anything.

2578
02:03:36,840 --> 02:03:39,239
This is what happens when you allow bureaucrats to take over.

2579
02:03:39,600 --> 02:03:43,640
And that is an argument against Elon Muskin. Doge and

2580
02:03:43,760 --> 02:03:46,880
nobody voted for him, and I understand what they're saying. Yeah,

2581
02:03:47,439 --> 02:03:50,439
but again, I think it's going to take someone from

2582
02:03:50,479 --> 02:03:52,960
outside the system. And we can argue how much outside

2583
02:03:53,000 --> 02:03:55,279
the system Elon Musk is when he's the number one

2584
02:03:55,319 --> 02:03:56,359
defense contractor.

2585
02:03:56,960 --> 02:03:59,159
Speaker 3: It's dumb though, because the people voted for the president

2586
02:03:59,279 --> 02:04:00,800
and the president is It's not like the president can

2587
02:04:00,840 --> 02:04:03,920
do everything. So he the president is signed. It's with

2588
02:04:04,039 --> 02:04:04,720
his impromisele.

2589
02:04:04,840 --> 02:04:08,039
Speaker 2: I mean like Joe Biden put a guy in charge

2590
02:04:08,039 --> 02:04:10,800
of the nuclear codes that was a bald cross dresser

2591
02:04:11,399 --> 02:04:15,600
sole luggage, So you know, I mean again, I would

2592
02:04:15,680 --> 02:04:18,720
take even all the bad and I don't like about Trump.

2593
02:04:18,720 --> 02:04:22,199
I'd take him a thousand times over anybody in the

2594
02:04:22,359 --> 02:04:26,439
Democratic Party, and I was Democratic, but I was a writer,

2595
02:04:26,640 --> 02:04:30,680
Democratic voter for most of my life. I haven't been forever.

2596
02:04:31,039 --> 02:04:33,399
Speaker 4: Now I I signed to the Libertarian Party, but I

2597
02:04:33,439 --> 02:04:34,439
still won't play that game.

2598
02:04:34,640 --> 02:04:34,760
Speaker 5: Now.

2599
02:04:34,800 --> 02:04:37,279
Speaker 3: You also have and I wonder if these things are related.

2600
02:04:37,359 --> 02:04:40,560
You have Andrew Tate running for you know, office in England,

2601
02:04:41,039 --> 02:04:44,840
and he was, you know, DeSantis was like, he's not

2602
02:04:45,000 --> 02:04:48,079
welcome in Florida Andrew Tate because of his you know,

2603
02:04:48,199 --> 02:04:50,920
his the accusations against him, which you have canus owns now,

2604
02:04:50,960 --> 02:04:53,920
who's just out there defending the least popular people in

2605
02:04:53,960 --> 02:04:54,199
the world.

2606
02:04:54,239 --> 02:04:57,520
Speaker 2: Apparently her, she's she does not care.

2607
02:04:57,760 --> 02:05:01,279
Speaker 3: Now, I think it's related though, McGregor and Tate kind

2608
02:05:01,319 --> 02:05:03,359
of you think there's a movement to kind of kind

2609
02:05:03,399 --> 02:05:04,000
of do the same thing.

2610
02:05:04,119 --> 02:05:06,880
Speaker 4: Get the is the term populous?

2611
02:05:07,439 --> 02:05:10,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a person like with no political experience, no

2612
02:05:10,319 --> 02:05:11,359
political Yeah.

2613
02:05:11,279 --> 02:05:14,600
Speaker 2: Someone outside people are tired of it. But then they

2614
02:05:14,640 --> 02:05:16,560
get in they just play you like to.

2615
02:05:16,520 --> 02:05:19,640
Speaker 3: Take Well, I don't. I like, I'm uncomfortable with him.

2616
02:05:20,319 --> 02:05:24,960
Speaker 4: I mean like I think he I think he's controlled up.

2617
02:05:25,840 --> 02:05:27,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably right.

2618
02:05:27,359 --> 02:05:30,880
Speaker 4: I mean again, it's like all these cases that go nowhere.

2619
02:05:31,439 --> 02:05:34,000
Speaker 3: Now, DeSantis saying that he can't come into Florida though

2620
02:05:34,039 --> 02:05:36,119
or whatever. That's ridiculous, that's so stupid.

2621
02:05:37,000 --> 02:05:39,600
Speaker 2: DeSantis is a weird guy. I mean like he's really

2622
02:05:39,680 --> 02:05:42,600
right when he's right, and he's just awful. Like same

2623
02:05:42,680 --> 02:05:45,520
thing with Trump. When they're right, they are spot. You

2624
02:05:45,600 --> 02:05:48,199
say the same thing about Bill Burr when they are spot.

2625
02:05:48,399 --> 02:05:52,000
When they're on, they're on, yeah, spot on. But when

2626
02:05:52,039 --> 02:05:57,279
they're wrong, they miss, like they're so far off. You're like,

2627
02:05:57,359 --> 02:05:57,920
what do you do?

2628
02:05:58,159 --> 02:05:59,239
Speaker 4: How is so and so right?

2629
02:05:59,399 --> 02:06:02,039
Speaker 2: So often wrong? So wrong?

2630
02:06:05,279 --> 02:06:10,199
Speaker 3: So this is this is just crazy. There's this guy

2631
02:06:10,399 --> 02:06:16,800
in uh Saskatoon, I believe, Uh yeah, Saskatoon. That's Canada correct,

2632
02:06:17,359 --> 02:06:21,399
thirty thirty one year old father who was caught trying

2633
02:06:21,479 --> 02:06:23,960
to record a nine year old child changing into a

2634
02:06:24,039 --> 02:06:27,359
bathing suit at his cabin. His defense was he was

2635
02:06:27,479 --> 02:06:29,000
trying to find out if he was.

2636
02:06:29,039 --> 02:06:33,000
Speaker 2: A no, you're going to jail.

2637
02:06:33,079 --> 02:06:34,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got it? I mean what what? What?

2638
02:06:34,800 --> 02:06:37,039
Speaker 2: Now? That's the dumbest. Well, you only get away with

2639
02:06:37,079 --> 02:06:40,960
that if you're in the Who's That sounds like the

2640
02:06:41,039 --> 02:06:41,760
who defense.

2641
02:06:42,520 --> 02:06:44,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Pete Townshend defense, which he said he was in.

2642
02:06:44,479 --> 02:06:47,159
But there's some truth because he never that what they

2643
02:06:47,199 --> 02:06:49,560
found was that he was trying to He had been

2644
02:06:49,600 --> 02:06:51,680
complaining the police for a long time that the payment

2645
02:06:51,800 --> 02:06:56,000
processors that they should be targeting them for these websites,

2646
02:06:56,199 --> 02:07:00,520
and he was using the payment processors on one website

2647
02:07:00,600 --> 02:07:03,199
to prove that it could be done. And they went

2648
02:07:03,239 --> 02:07:05,760
into his computer and said he never doubted an image,

2649
02:07:05,800 --> 02:07:08,600
never access an image, never logged into the websites or anything.

2650
02:07:08,880 --> 02:07:11,319
He just used the payment front end of the system.

2651
02:07:11,640 --> 02:07:12,880
That's to prove that it could be done.

2652
02:07:13,439 --> 02:07:14,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just think that's stupid.

2653
02:07:15,640 --> 02:07:17,079
Speaker 3: That's bad. He said. It was stupid too.

2654
02:07:17,119 --> 02:07:19,439
Speaker 2: But it's a dumb game plan.

2655
02:07:19,720 --> 02:07:23,039
Speaker 3: No, it is stupid, but he was he was frustrated

2656
02:07:23,039 --> 02:07:25,079
because the police weren't doing anything about it, and he

2657
02:07:25,199 --> 02:07:27,279
was going to like go public with it. It was

2658
02:07:27,359 --> 02:07:27,800
his idea.

2659
02:07:28,039 --> 02:07:30,119
Speaker 2: Now. The funniest thing is like when your your your

2660
02:07:30,199 --> 02:07:32,760
baby's mama sends you pictures of your kids taking a bath,

2661
02:07:32,800 --> 02:07:35,399
I'm like, we don't need to do this on the phone, right, weird? Yeah,

2662
02:07:35,640 --> 02:07:37,119
you're like, let's not do that. Yeah.

2663
02:07:37,199 --> 02:07:37,239
Speaker 5: No.

2664
02:07:37,359 --> 02:07:38,960
Speaker 3: I got my sister when I when she used to

2665
02:07:39,000 --> 02:07:43,760
send my nephew, like I was like, don't you know

2666
02:07:43,920 --> 02:07:46,560
we're good? Or like what if you're think about it, dude.

2667
02:07:46,640 --> 02:07:49,359
What if you're, like in high school you got nudes

2668
02:07:49,359 --> 02:07:53,000
from your girlfriend or something, and then now you're twenty one. Yeah,

2669
02:07:53,039 --> 02:07:55,880
his pictures are from when she's nineteen eighteen. Whatever, I forget.

2670
02:07:55,960 --> 02:07:57,920
Speaker 2: There was something law on that. You got to delete

2671
02:07:57,920 --> 02:08:00,399
that shit, right, Yeah, you got to delete that shit.

2672
02:08:00,479 --> 02:08:02,600
You should always delete all the nudes, by the way,

2673
02:08:02,960 --> 02:08:03,479
all the time.

2674
02:08:03,520 --> 02:08:04,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely.

2675
02:08:04,239 --> 02:08:06,359
Speaker 2: But if we're telling your children, you shouldn't be sending

2676
02:08:06,399 --> 02:08:07,079
those pictures.

2677
02:08:09,319 --> 02:08:12,279
Speaker 3: No, I agree. Yeah, yeah, anyway, this is the victim's

2678
02:08:12,359 --> 02:08:15,880
father asked this guy's wife to check his phone, which

2679
02:08:15,920 --> 02:08:18,119
he had three deleted videos of him. Two of them

2680
02:08:18,159 --> 02:08:21,000
showed him setting up the phone and testing the angles,

2681
02:08:21,439 --> 02:08:23,079
and then the third he was heard telling the child

2682
02:08:23,119 --> 02:08:25,000
to go to the room and change it's too it's creepy.

2683
02:08:25,039 --> 02:08:27,119
I'm not going the rest of it, but I mean,

2684
02:08:27,640 --> 02:08:29,119
what is he like?

2685
02:08:29,239 --> 02:08:29,640
Speaker 1: What is that?

2686
02:08:29,800 --> 02:08:33,840
Speaker 3: That's not it's a dumbesst excuse literally ever. Yeah, he's

2687
02:08:33,840 --> 02:08:34,640
gotta go, he's gotta go.

2688
02:08:35,079 --> 02:08:36,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't take pictures of your own kids.

2689
02:08:37,079 --> 02:08:38,560
Speaker 3: Also, if you well, I don't know if they were

2690
02:08:38,600 --> 02:08:41,399
even his kids. I don't think it was somebody else's kids.

2691
02:08:41,680 --> 02:08:43,079
Speaker 2: Oh, then he needs to go to jail.

2692
02:08:43,359 --> 02:08:45,520
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that's that's what I'm saying. Oh, you're gonna

2693
02:08:45,600 --> 02:08:47,960
You're gonna get he's doing it to find out if

2694
02:08:48,000 --> 02:08:49,079
he's aoile.

2695
02:08:49,359 --> 02:08:52,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a scumback if no, you know, if you are.

2696
02:08:52,840 --> 02:08:56,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, you are. That's that's what I was thinking. So

2697
02:08:57,239 --> 02:08:59,199
you sent me this. This is from the Daily Mail.

2698
02:08:59,640 --> 02:09:04,359
It look Pennsylvania politician staged a hate crime by planting

2699
02:09:04,439 --> 02:09:07,000
a noose at her own desk. According to the police,

2700
02:09:07,560 --> 02:09:10,119
a local politician in Pennsylvania has been accused of tempting

2701
02:09:10,199 --> 02:09:12,520
attempting to pose as a victim of a hate crime

2702
02:09:12,840 --> 02:09:16,039
by planting a new a noose at her own desk. Cops.

2703
02:09:16,199 --> 02:09:18,439
Speaker 2: That's how hard it is to be, uh somebody, you

2704
02:09:18,520 --> 02:09:22,600
have to fake your own hate crimes. Latarsha brown the

2705
02:09:22,760 --> 02:09:25,960
tarsia right there. I'd be like, yeah, nobody's nobody, nobody's

2706
02:09:26,039 --> 02:09:28,159
doing hate crimes. Get you, Latarsha.

2707
02:09:27,920 --> 02:09:33,960
Speaker 3: Reported, she's lottarded if you ask me, reported finding the

2708
02:09:34,119 --> 02:09:36,439
rope on her desk in the office of the morning

2709
02:09:36,600 --> 02:09:39,000
of January tenth of this year. The department launched a

2710
02:09:39,039 --> 02:09:43,279
criminal investigation and submitted the news to the Pennsylvania's crime

2711
02:09:43,399 --> 02:09:46,840
lab for DNA testing. When they came back, only her

2712
02:09:46,960 --> 02:09:52,520
DNA was on the damn thing. There's here's Latarsha right right, Shaw,

2713
02:09:55,920 --> 02:10:00,439
It's just call it did Es Smilett teach you nothing, honestly, children,

2714
02:10:00,600 --> 02:10:01,800
nothing from Jesse's dude.

2715
02:10:01,960 --> 02:10:04,520
Speaker 2: I swing into like I think Canada just got busted

2716
02:10:04,960 --> 02:10:09,960
some Jewish business and they they basically did an investigating final.

2717
02:10:10,119 --> 02:10:12,520
They did their own hate crime to themselves.

2718
02:10:13,239 --> 02:10:15,000
Speaker 3: Look at and look at this picture. It's just just

2719
02:10:15,119 --> 02:10:17,199
this tiny little thing that it's like like a rubber

2720
02:10:17,239 --> 02:10:21,119
band tied into a knot or something. It's so dumb, Like,

2721
02:10:21,199 --> 02:10:22,079
what do you get out of this?

2722
02:10:22,199 --> 02:10:22,399
Speaker 2: Dude?

2723
02:10:22,640 --> 02:10:25,399
Speaker 3: Is it just is it kind of like just mental

2724
02:10:25,560 --> 02:10:26,720
mental disorder? You know?

2725
02:10:26,920 --> 02:10:30,000
Speaker 2: Well, it's like there's this there's this thing that happens

2726
02:10:30,039 --> 02:10:33,199
in high school where girls fake their own suicide so

2727
02:10:33,279 --> 02:10:34,159
they can get attention.

2728
02:10:35,239 --> 02:10:37,199
Speaker 3: Oh that's like the Tom is it Tom Sawry where

2729
02:10:37,239 --> 02:10:38,680
he goes to his own funeral, you know, and he's

2730
02:10:38,720 --> 02:10:40,479
like watching it. It's kind of that fantasy.

2731
02:10:41,079 --> 02:10:43,640
Speaker 2: But it's like everyone going, oh my god, you're so loved,

2732
02:10:44,399 --> 02:10:48,079
You're so loved. Oh my god. Like there's a I've

2733
02:10:48,119 --> 02:10:51,079
heard Rogan talk about. There was a woman who was

2734
02:10:51,600 --> 02:10:57,520
saying she was getting sexually stalked, and when they they

2735
02:10:57,680 --> 02:11:01,920
discovered the emails, she was sending him to herself. And

2736
02:11:02,039 --> 02:11:04,960
then and then in England there's some super fat chick.

2737
02:11:05,680 --> 02:11:10,239
They said she was getting like g R G gang

2738
02:11:10,880 --> 02:11:14,079
R and they they found out she was doing it

2739
02:11:14,199 --> 02:11:17,720
to herself. She was like cutting herself. Yeah, oh she

2740
02:11:18,199 --> 02:11:20,640
she faked the crime to herself. And if you saw

2741
02:11:20,800 --> 02:11:25,960
fat this chick is nobody, nobody's doing it. It would

2742
02:11:26,039 --> 02:11:28,680
take ten guys. So do I ever tell you the

2743
02:11:28,720 --> 02:11:32,199
funny story about this female comic who forced her way

2744
02:11:32,199 --> 02:11:34,439
into a weekend would mean Steve Byrne.

2745
02:11:35,199 --> 02:11:39,039
Speaker 4: She's a crazy, crazy female, crazy person and.

2746
02:11:40,960 --> 02:11:41,680
Speaker 2: She showed up.

2747
02:11:41,880 --> 02:11:43,920
Speaker 4: She took my name off the marquee, put her name

2748
02:11:43,960 --> 02:11:44,640
on the marquee.

2749
02:11:46,640 --> 02:11:49,319
Speaker 2: What yeah, wait where was she? She was at the

2750
02:11:49,319 --> 02:11:51,479
club or she was at the Laoyal comedy Club, she

2751
02:11:51,600 --> 02:11:54,159
worked there the comedy store in law No, she was

2752
02:11:54,239 --> 02:11:56,920
doing stand up and it was like me and Steve

2753
02:11:56,960 --> 02:11:59,079
burn were doing a weekend there access to the sign.

2754
02:12:00,119 --> 02:12:03,319
Speaker 3: She went bitched, oh oh okay, and then they did it.

2755
02:12:03,680 --> 02:12:05,119
You meant like she physically went they.

2756
02:12:05,199 --> 02:12:09,159
Speaker 4: Changed, took my name off, put her name on and uh,

2757
02:12:09,920 --> 02:12:10,479
I don't care.

2758
02:12:10,600 --> 02:12:12,359
Speaker 3: Well she's like she's got better credits than you or no,

2759
02:12:12,680 --> 02:12:15,760
she just was a crazy person. So can you say

2760
02:12:15,880 --> 02:12:16,439
this is no?

2761
02:12:17,279 --> 02:12:19,960
Speaker 2: Because I don't want to get into it. So so anyway,

2762
02:12:20,000 --> 02:12:21,880
eat a beef on this pod? No, I don't want

2763
02:12:21,880 --> 02:12:24,159
to one. So I just want to be left alone, Johnny.

2764
02:12:24,439 --> 02:12:26,079
I just if we can figure out how to have

2765
02:12:26,199 --> 02:12:29,079
a very successful podcast and then nobody.

2766
02:12:29,960 --> 02:12:32,520
Speaker 3: The audio especially, I know, but can we find a way.

2767
02:12:32,560 --> 02:12:34,560
Speaker 2: For nobody to know who we are ever? And we

2768
02:12:34,640 --> 02:12:36,520
can just be left alone for the rest of our life.

2769
02:12:37,640 --> 02:12:39,920
So anyways, it's hard to do on a podcast. It

2770
02:12:40,079 --> 02:12:43,319
is hard to do. So anyways, the funniest thing, so

2771
02:12:43,760 --> 02:12:46,239
she takes the master room of the condo that the

2772
02:12:46,279 --> 02:12:47,479
comedians used to stay at.

2773
02:12:47,600 --> 02:12:49,520
Speaker 4: So I would sleep on the couch.

2774
02:12:49,640 --> 02:12:52,640
Speaker 2: Now she Steve would have the other bedroom because I

2775
02:12:52,720 --> 02:12:54,920
was a nice guy and I'd sleep on the couch.

2776
02:12:55,119 --> 02:12:55,760
Speaker 3: Remember that place.

2777
02:12:56,039 --> 02:12:59,760
Speaker 2: So the first day we go there, right, and they

2778
02:12:59,760 --> 02:13:04,079
don't No, they are BnB it because it's prime real estate, dude.

2779
02:13:04,520 --> 02:13:06,399
So we go there, we stay, We stay at the

2780
02:13:07,000 --> 02:13:10,199
at the condo the first night. We every night I

2781
02:13:10,239 --> 02:13:12,039
would go down there, I go to this taco shop.

2782
02:13:12,119 --> 02:13:14,079
So I take Steve because his first time down there.

2783
02:13:14,079 --> 02:13:16,039
Speaker 3: That naco shop, the Fish Taco place.

2784
02:13:16,319 --> 02:13:17,880
Speaker 4: This is before I knew Don Carlos.

2785
02:13:18,319 --> 02:13:22,039
Speaker 2: Carlos Don Carlos Burritos Ryan are the best burritos in

2786
02:13:22,159 --> 02:13:25,680
San Diego. He's in La Joya, but the area so

2787
02:13:26,399 --> 02:13:28,880
I really love these roll tacos are right next to condo.

2788
02:13:29,239 --> 02:13:31,399
So we're about to leave and we're like, let's just

2789
02:13:31,479 --> 02:13:31,960
be nice.

2790
02:13:32,760 --> 02:13:35,560
Speaker 4: I'm like, hey, would you like to come with us

2791
02:13:35,600 --> 02:13:36,239
and get tacos?

2792
02:13:36,279 --> 02:13:39,479
Speaker 2: She goes, no, I'm good. I'm like, okay, that's fine.

2793
02:13:39,880 --> 02:13:40,239
Speaker 7: So we go.

2794
02:13:41,399 --> 02:13:43,840
Speaker 2: As we're walking back, she pulls up in her car.

2795
02:13:44,439 --> 02:13:47,720
It's like, hey, can you come with me? I'm gonna

2796
02:13:47,760 --> 02:13:51,199
get some I'm gonna get some tacos. I go, why

2797
02:13:51,279 --> 02:13:53,159
didn't you just walk with us? I just you know,

2798
02:13:53,560 --> 02:13:56,399
and she goes the hand to God. She goes, I

2799
02:13:56,560 --> 02:14:02,039
just don't want to get ard what And I go, Cynthia,

2800
02:14:02,399 --> 02:14:06,119
we're in uh oh beep it okay, I don't care.

2801
02:14:06,399 --> 02:14:10,560
I go. I go, Hey, the only way you're you're

2802
02:14:10,640 --> 02:14:15,800
in Pacific Beach, home of the hottest college women on

2803
02:14:16,000 --> 02:14:19,159
planet Earth. The only way you're gonna be involved in

2804
02:14:19,199 --> 02:14:21,680
an r if if you're if you're helping hold down

2805
02:14:21,720 --> 02:14:26,680
the other, check you're involved in any kind of r

2806
02:14:26,960 --> 02:14:29,239
going on in this area.

2807
02:14:31,079 --> 02:14:32,239
Speaker 3: What was her reaction to that?

2808
02:14:32,479 --> 02:14:34,720
Speaker 2: She just stared at me. I just walked off.

2809
02:14:34,880 --> 02:14:39,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fund Yeah, that's great. That's Sam tipically right

2810
02:14:39,039 --> 02:14:44,399
there for you folks. That's a good one. So Bryce

2811
02:14:44,520 --> 02:14:45,920
Mitchell put out this video.

2812
02:14:46,199 --> 02:14:47,720
Speaker 2: Oh buy the oh real quick, I'll tell you a

2813
02:14:47,720 --> 02:14:49,479
great story about Bryce Mitchell after going.

2814
02:14:49,479 --> 02:14:53,319
Speaker 3: Okay, uh, did you see this? I'm just gonna play

2815
02:14:53,359 --> 02:14:54,079
this all right, here we go.

2816
02:14:54,159 --> 02:14:55,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I saw this seated.

2817
02:14:56,800 --> 02:14:59,720
Speaker 15: Good morning, y'all. I need all my Christian warriors to

2818
02:14:59,760 --> 02:15:03,079
pray for me that I would have peaceful sleep. Every

2819
02:15:03,159 --> 02:15:06,399
single night since the day before the press conference, I've

2820
02:15:06,479 --> 02:15:09,479
had demonic dreams. Legions and demons are attacking me every

2821
02:15:09,479 --> 02:15:11,239
single time I sleep, and not one time have I

2822
02:15:11,319 --> 02:15:15,479
seen any peaceful sleep since that day. These demons surround

2823
02:15:15,520 --> 02:15:16,880
me and they try to fight me and provoke me

2824
02:15:16,960 --> 02:15:19,119
to anger, and then the dream will switch and thus

2825
02:15:19,119 --> 02:15:20,920
send beautiful women. And they're trying to get me to

2826
02:15:20,960 --> 02:15:23,680
lust to cheat on my wife. Sam is using two

2827
02:15:24,039 --> 02:15:26,359
of my weaknesses to try to expose the evil in

2828
02:15:26,439 --> 02:15:30,560
my own heart, which is anger and lust. However, where

2829
02:15:30,640 --> 02:15:33,039
I am weak, the Lord is strong. So please pray

2830
02:15:33,119 --> 02:15:35,319
for me, especially if you're fasting right now. Please pray

2831
02:15:35,399 --> 02:15:37,720
that I would have peaceful sleep, that God would send Michael, Gabriel,

2832
02:15:37,960 --> 02:15:40,479
Uriel and Raphael Sampson and King David to watch over

2833
02:15:40,600 --> 02:15:41,600
me and protect.

2834
02:15:41,319 --> 02:15:42,319
Speaker 2: Me with the shield of faith.

2835
02:15:42,880 --> 02:15:43,760
Speaker 3: Samson still going out of.

2836
02:15:45,920 --> 02:15:50,640
Speaker 15: Butst and evil powers and high places. I'm not just

2837
02:15:50,680 --> 02:15:52,800
fighting a man on April twelfth. I'm fighting man possessed

2838
02:15:52,840 --> 02:15:54,680
by a legion of demons. When I simply said the

2839
02:15:54,760 --> 02:15:57,359
name Jesus, he was provoked to maliciousness, and he started

2840
02:15:57,479 --> 02:16:00,560
barking like a dog and chanting you f you after

2841
02:16:00,600 --> 02:16:04,079
you Remember, guys, the days of me fighting for myself

2842
02:16:04,119 --> 02:16:05,800
are long gone. I now fight for the name of

2843
02:16:05,840 --> 02:16:08,479
the Lord. And the devil he ain't gonna waste his

2844
02:16:08,560 --> 02:16:10,840
time trying to plague a loser. He knows that a

2845
02:16:11,000 --> 02:16:13,039
victory for the Lord is at hand. I will win

2846
02:16:13,159 --> 02:16:15,000
this fight in the name of Jesus Christ. The band's

2847
02:16:15,039 --> 02:16:16,800
demons will be cast it out of my presence, and

2848
02:16:16,880 --> 02:16:18,439
he will fall before me, just as the life fell

2849
02:16:18,479 --> 02:16:21,199
before King David. And I know this and I believe

2850
02:16:21,279 --> 02:16:22,800
this with all my heart. And God told us, if

2851
02:16:22,840 --> 02:16:24,439
we just have faith the size of a mustard seed,

2852
02:16:24,520 --> 02:16:25,319
we can move a mountain.

2853
02:16:25,359 --> 02:16:25,640
Speaker 7: And I do.

2854
02:16:26,000 --> 02:16:28,319
Speaker 15: But right now I need y'all's help. Like I said, Well,

2855
02:16:28,359 --> 02:16:30,359
I'm weak. The Lord is strong and he will use

2856
02:16:30,439 --> 02:16:32,360
y'all to show their strength right now. And I trust

2857
02:16:32,399 --> 02:16:33,479
in the power of the Church. I trust in the

2858
02:16:33,520 --> 02:16:35,440
power of Jesus Christ. And please pray for me that

2859
02:16:35,479 --> 02:16:37,639
I would have peace when I sleep. And I love y'all.

2860
02:16:37,799 --> 02:16:39,479
And remember, if you're going through anything, this is what

2861
02:16:39,559 --> 02:16:41,079
the church is for. He're not a coward for asking

2862
02:16:41,120 --> 02:16:41,639
others for help.

2863
02:16:42,479 --> 02:16:46,799
Speaker 3: So spect he's fighting a demon possessed the opponent. What

2864
02:16:46,879 --> 02:16:49,319
do you think about about that? You think that?

2865
02:16:49,559 --> 02:16:51,280
Speaker 2: I mean he's not the first one to talk about

2866
02:16:51,319 --> 02:16:54,280
how other people are using black magic in fights. I

2867
02:16:54,360 --> 02:16:57,600
mean they say that about Alex Perra too, that he does.

2868
02:16:58,520 --> 02:16:59,920
You know dark mojo.

2869
02:17:00,120 --> 02:17:03,239
Speaker 3: Voodoo is popular or something like, you know something related

2870
02:17:03,239 --> 02:17:03,399
to it.

2871
02:17:03,559 --> 02:17:05,440
Speaker 2: Well, Johnny, just so you know, he was looking for

2872
02:17:05,600 --> 02:17:09,840
sponsors first fight. Yeah, And I asked him if Tim

2873
02:17:09,920 --> 02:17:13,479
fall Hack could sponsor him. I say, I haven't heard back. Oh,

2874
02:17:13,600 --> 02:17:16,399
I would be christ if you're out there will sponsor you.

2875
02:17:16,840 --> 02:17:18,879
We love the Lord, we love Christ.

2876
02:17:18,959 --> 02:17:24,520
Speaker 3: Here you mentioned the DMV. Earlier in Miami, scalpers have

2877
02:17:24,680 --> 02:17:28,639
been busted selling DMV appointments for two hundred and fifty dollars. Dude,

2878
02:17:28,639 --> 02:17:31,239
that's how out of whack the good. This is what

2879
02:17:31,319 --> 02:17:33,680
happens when you have the government and it's just inefficient

2880
02:17:33,719 --> 02:17:36,079
of bureaucracy. You get these middlemen that we usel their

2881
02:17:36,120 --> 02:17:37,639
way in and start profiting.

2882
02:17:38,040 --> 02:17:43,600
Speaker 2: And Andrew Wilson was debating a communist chick who wants

2883
02:17:43,719 --> 02:17:48,040
who believes in communism, and I'm just like guys, I mean,

2884
02:17:48,159 --> 02:17:52,840
like any any anything outside of anarchy, will will lead

2885
02:17:53,360 --> 02:17:57,040
to just a control of power once you you know,

2886
02:17:57,200 --> 02:17:58,520
I mean like we you know, I get in a

2887
02:17:58,600 --> 02:18:01,319
fight with the guy with Dill Non Conspiracy Social Club.

2888
02:18:01,840 --> 02:18:03,280
Speaker 4: He thinks government's important.

2889
02:18:03,319 --> 02:18:05,600
Speaker 2: And I understand at some point when you fight like

2890
02:18:06,120 --> 02:18:09,639
pharmaceutical companies what they're supposed to do versus what they're doing.

2891
02:18:10,159 --> 02:18:12,600
But at some point you're just putting people in power,

2892
02:18:12,639 --> 02:18:14,920
and people abuse power all the time.

2893
02:18:15,120 --> 02:18:18,799
Speaker 3: Completely. I completely agree. A woman in Winnipeg was run over.

2894
02:18:19,319 --> 02:18:21,440
Tell me what you're who's in the right here? Okay,

2895
02:18:21,760 --> 02:18:24,040
so they're in the parking lot of this place, right

2896
02:18:24,559 --> 02:18:27,520
she there's an empty space, but there's a woman standing

2897
02:18:27,559 --> 02:18:30,280
in the space and she's holding it. Nope, for her friends. No,

2898
02:18:31,120 --> 02:18:35,280
So this other woman in the car starts rolling forward,

2899
02:18:35,360 --> 02:18:39,079
rolling forward, rolls over her ass, and she gets trapped.

2900
02:18:40,719 --> 02:18:41,360
Speaker 2: Is that ass?

2901
02:18:42,559 --> 02:18:45,200
Speaker 3: And then just drives off like nothing happened. When when

2902
02:18:45,319 --> 02:18:47,159
she realized that she just run over this bitch.

2903
02:18:48,159 --> 02:18:51,479
Speaker 2: I don't like that rule. I think it's first come

2904
02:18:51,600 --> 02:18:52,079
first serf.

2905
02:18:52,280 --> 02:18:54,680
Speaker 3: Well, there's no rule. She the woman was breaking the

2906
02:18:54,760 --> 02:18:55,840
rule by holding the space.

2907
02:18:56,120 --> 02:18:57,079
Speaker 2: I don't like that rule.

2908
02:18:57,440 --> 02:18:59,000
Speaker 3: So you think she should get away? You should be

2909
02:18:59,000 --> 02:18:59,760
able to run over people?

2910
02:18:59,799 --> 02:19:01,399
Speaker 4: No, I think she needs to get the fuck out

2911
02:19:01,399 --> 02:19:01,719
of the way.

2912
02:19:02,000 --> 02:19:04,760
Speaker 3: I agree, Yeah, I totally agree. That's annoying if you're

2913
02:19:04,760 --> 02:19:05,520
trying to hold a space.

2914
02:19:05,600 --> 02:19:12,239
Speaker 2: Sorry, my Israeli neighbors do that with their garbage kids. Yeah, yeah,

2915
02:19:12,799 --> 02:19:13,399
they still do.

2916
02:19:13,559 --> 02:19:15,000
Speaker 4: They've they've eased off it.

2917
02:19:15,120 --> 02:19:16,799
Speaker 3: They do it in this neighborhood we're in right now.

2918
02:19:17,239 --> 02:19:21,159
Sometimes we can't find parking on garbage day because of Johnny.

2919
02:19:21,200 --> 02:19:23,719
I gotta go all right, we're almost done here. You

2920
02:19:23,840 --> 02:19:26,680
mentioned a couple of weeks ago this video, which has

2921
02:19:26,719 --> 02:19:28,799
gone around a few times over the years, and it's

2922
02:19:28,840 --> 02:19:34,520
going around again with the measles horror going on. This

2923
02:19:34,719 --> 02:19:36,920
is an old Brady Bunch episode. If you haven't seen it,

2924
02:19:37,200 --> 02:19:40,120
here you go. Oh, we got to unmute it. This

2925
02:19:40,319 --> 02:19:41,239
is called then versus no.

2926
02:19:43,120 --> 02:19:45,840
Speaker 16: Measles, and see their measles are a strange case of

2927
02:19:45,920 --> 02:19:46,520
red freckles.

2928
02:19:46,719 --> 02:19:49,399
Speaker 17: You have got a temperature, they told me one hundred

2929
02:19:49,440 --> 02:19:50,319
and one point one.

2930
02:19:50,840 --> 02:19:52,600
Speaker 2: What's the record? Never mind?

2931
02:19:52,680 --> 02:19:54,120
Speaker 3: Oh for you sure it's the measles.

2932
02:19:54,559 --> 02:19:56,879
Speaker 6: Well he was.

2933
02:19:57,200 --> 02:20:01,799
Speaker 2: He was insanely gay to dad, that great insanely gay like.

2934
02:20:01,879 --> 02:20:04,200
It was just out there, slight temperature, a lot of

2935
02:20:04,280 --> 02:20:05,120
dots and a great.

2936
02:20:05,000 --> 02:20:06,920
Speaker 3: Big smile, a great big smile.

2937
02:20:07,280 --> 02:20:09,520
Speaker 9: No school for a few days. Blow to my dotted

2938
02:20:09,600 --> 02:20:11,280
son for me. Tell them I'll bring him some comic

2939
02:20:11,319 --> 02:20:12,239
books and I'll see you later.

2940
02:20:12,319 --> 02:20:15,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, honey by It just gotta bone these guys

2941
02:20:15,159 --> 02:20:15,520
real quick.

2942
02:20:16,799 --> 02:20:20,840
Speaker 2: Drill holes and the holes in the bathroom. Boy, this

2943
02:20:21,079 --> 02:20:21,879
is a life, isn't it.

2944
02:20:22,399 --> 02:20:24,920
Speaker 11: Yeah, if you have to get sick, she can't beat

2945
02:20:24,959 --> 02:20:26,280
the measles, that's right.

2946
02:20:26,639 --> 02:20:29,159
Speaker 2: No medicine insider out like shots on me.

2947
02:20:29,360 --> 02:20:35,399
Speaker 3: Don't even mention shots yees. Measles measles.

2948
02:20:36,360 --> 02:20:36,840
Speaker 9: Measles.

2949
02:20:37,479 --> 02:20:39,520
Speaker 10: Well, all the kids have now had the measles, so

2950
02:20:40,360 --> 02:20:41,159
I had them years ago.

2951
02:20:41,479 --> 02:20:43,559
Speaker 3: Looks like the Bradys are finished with the measles.

2952
02:20:44,639 --> 02:20:54,159
Speaker 9: Man, you're not through yet.

2953
02:20:55,319 --> 02:20:57,639
Speaker 2: I don't tell me you're coming down with the measles.

2954
02:20:57,879 --> 02:20:58,440
Speaker 9: Oh I hope.

2955
02:20:58,520 --> 02:21:00,440
Speaker 3: So I need to think I was just turning out

2956
02:21:00,440 --> 02:21:05,319
a blush at my age. This is a modern program

2957
02:21:05,719 --> 02:21:08,040
depicting the measles. Here because I should go to school.

2958
02:21:08,680 --> 02:21:10,600
Seven students confirmed with measles.

2959
02:21:10,680 --> 02:21:12,719
Speaker 1: Four others possible of how they had to have been

2960
02:21:12,840 --> 02:21:13,440
vaccinated with.

2961
02:21:13,799 --> 02:21:16,520
Speaker 2: These moms never vaccinated their kids and lied about it.

2962
02:21:17,079 --> 02:21:18,440
Vaccines are harmed.

2963
02:21:18,600 --> 02:21:21,079
Speaker 3: You are endangering the health of every child.

2964
02:21:21,200 --> 02:21:22,879
Speaker 2: It's believable.

2965
02:21:23,479 --> 02:21:24,319
Speaker 17: No, it's turning blue.

2966
02:21:24,399 --> 02:21:29,559
Speaker 3: Paul nine moved one. They're rusting a child in the hospital.

2967
02:21:29,680 --> 02:21:35,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god, isn't that crazy? Johnny?

2968
02:21:35,200 --> 02:21:36,479
Speaker 3: What is this hysteria?

2969
02:21:36,920 --> 02:21:40,280
Speaker 2: Johnny? So I have a YouTube. I'm just going to

2970
02:21:40,319 --> 02:21:42,360
say this guy's first name, not his last name. His

2971
02:21:42,520 --> 02:21:47,799
name is Chase. And it started out with him going

2972
02:21:47,959 --> 02:21:52,680
nuts on me about vaccines. Now where is it? Let

2973
02:21:52,760 --> 02:21:57,000
me read the first one? So this is his first you,

2974
02:21:57,280 --> 02:22:01,719
piece of shit. This is for to a DM to me,

2975
02:22:03,879 --> 02:22:06,719
vaccines saved lives. Trump's got a lot of people killed.

2976
02:22:07,000 --> 02:22:09,879
This ship isn't debatable. It's back by numbers.

2977
02:22:10,079 --> 02:22:15,200
Speaker 19: It's back by like very clear numbers. Everyone agrees a

2978
02:22:15,360 --> 02:22:18,559
serious person. I'm like, your algorithm is lying to you.

2979
02:22:19,040 --> 02:22:22,319
So I non stop bombard him with.

2980
02:22:23,760 --> 02:22:25,920
Speaker 3: Facts vaccine told you told me about this.

2981
02:22:26,040 --> 02:22:27,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is the last one.

2982
02:22:27,840 --> 02:22:28,639
Speaker 3: You've been blowing him up?

2983
02:22:28,799 --> 02:22:31,120
Speaker 2: Oh dude, And like, God bless him. He doesn't ever

2984
02:22:31,239 --> 02:22:33,399
block me, and we just go at it and he

2985
02:22:33,840 --> 02:22:35,600
he's called me out because he'll say stuff to me,

2986
02:22:35,760 --> 02:22:37,600
and I'm like whatever, he goes, Dude, you're not even

2987
02:22:37,639 --> 02:22:39,680
gonna look at it. I look at all your stuff.

2988
02:22:39,680 --> 02:22:42,200
You got, okay, deal, I'll look at your stuff.

2989
02:22:43,079 --> 02:22:44,319
Speaker 4: So then the whole thing was.

2990
02:22:44,479 --> 02:22:44,920
Speaker 2: Where is it?

2991
02:22:46,120 --> 02:22:47,159
Speaker 3: What if you convert him?

2992
02:22:47,239 --> 02:22:48,920
Speaker 2: Then that's great, that's my hoga.

2993
02:22:50,360 --> 02:22:51,520
Speaker 3: At least he's willing to read it though.

2994
02:22:51,520 --> 02:22:54,159
Speaker 2: There here we go. So I sent them this. So

2995
02:22:54,319 --> 02:22:57,239
you know the measle breakout in Texas that was big.

2996
02:22:58,479 --> 02:23:02,520
So this is comes out by this Terra LaRosa Covenant

2997
02:23:03,079 --> 02:23:08,479
Children's House guilty of medical malpractice that killed six year

2998
02:23:08,520 --> 02:23:11,600
old girl. Media covered up with a fake story of

2999
02:23:11,840 --> 02:23:14,559
measles so they have all this thing, they break it down.

3000
02:23:15,760 --> 02:23:18,719
So then I send him that. He goes, this is

3001
02:23:18,760 --> 02:23:21,719
why he writes to me, this is some real galaxy

3002
02:23:21,840 --> 02:23:26,239
brainshit man, congrass. Kids are dying because of your mindset.

3003
02:23:26,399 --> 02:23:30,760
You're a lunatic like not like some liberal conspiracy. That

3004
02:23:31,399 --> 02:23:36,239
just common fucking widely known knowledge. Good Lord, get help, blessed.

3005
02:23:36,760 --> 02:23:42,920
Nobody's dying. I go, nobody's dying, and nobody's nobody. Nobody

3006
02:23:43,040 --> 02:23:46,399
is dying. The hospital lied, man, it's malepractice. And then

3007
02:23:46,399 --> 02:23:51,159
I send him that The third number one the way

3008
02:23:51,200 --> 02:23:54,040
of people dying in this country is medical male practice.

3009
02:23:54,840 --> 02:23:57,319
Speaker 3: Did you know that the number one called it death

3010
02:23:57,399 --> 02:24:01,559
for pregnant women is homicide? Oh, the number one cause

3011
02:24:01,600 --> 02:24:04,040
of death for pregnant women. I couldn't believe that was real.

3012
02:24:04,239 --> 02:24:07,920
Make one sad, and it's something just guys getting crazy

3013
02:24:07,959 --> 02:24:10,799
when their woman gets pregnant or something. That's so it's

3014
02:24:10,799 --> 02:24:14,120
the number one cause of death. Okay. So there was

3015
02:24:14,159 --> 02:24:16,280
this plane that took off from La headed to China

3016
02:24:16,760 --> 02:24:19,520
from CNN and it had to come back because the

3017
02:24:19,600 --> 02:24:22,559
pilot realized he didn't have his passport. Dude, can you

3018
02:24:22,639 --> 02:24:24,879
imagine like getting the heat. You know that feeling of

3019
02:24:24,920 --> 02:24:26,520
being in trouble when you're a kid in your face

3020
02:24:26,680 --> 02:24:27,920
just gets all warm and you're.

3021
02:24:27,840 --> 02:24:31,079
Speaker 2: Like, oh shit, how far were they travel?

3022
02:24:31,120 --> 02:24:35,000
Speaker 3: Okay, so flight UA one United Airlines one ninety eight

3023
02:24:35,079 --> 02:24:39,159
departed lax around two pm on Saturday with two hundred

3024
02:24:39,159 --> 02:24:43,159
and fifty seven passengers on board. About two hours later,

3025
02:24:43,280 --> 02:24:46,360
the plane turned around and was redirected to San Francisco,

3026
02:24:46,760 --> 02:24:50,440
where it landed around five pm. According to flight Aware,

3027
02:24:50,559 --> 02:24:53,719
the pilot did not have their passport on board. United

3028
02:24:53,799 --> 02:24:56,239
said we arranged for a new crew to take our

3029
02:24:56,280 --> 02:25:01,000
customers to their destination. Like, dude, that's a you're in trouble.

3030
02:25:01,680 --> 02:25:04,319
Speaker 2: I know that's what they don't want you flying.

3031
02:25:04,360 --> 02:25:07,159
Speaker 3: Johnny, that's so annoying. But think, I mean, just think

3032
02:25:07,159 --> 02:25:09,680
about how bad he must have felt having done that.

3033
02:25:10,840 --> 02:25:13,559
A woman, I would just do the rapid fire now.

3034
02:25:13,639 --> 02:25:16,079
This is from NBC News. Woman admits trying to sell

3035
02:25:16,280 --> 02:25:20,079
human toes regurgitated by dogs. She worked in an animal shelter.

3036
02:25:20,280 --> 02:25:23,840
Dog had, I guess, eaten some human toes, vomited them up.

3037
02:25:24,079 --> 02:25:26,000
She was trying to pluck them out to sell them

3038
02:25:26,040 --> 02:25:30,639
on the black market. To exactly who is buying is

3039
02:25:30,719 --> 02:25:32,200
there a market out there for toes?

3040
02:25:32,639 --> 02:25:34,280
Speaker 4: By the way, if you bite off my toe, I'm

3041
02:25:34,280 --> 02:25:35,239
going to ask for her back.

3042
02:25:36,239 --> 02:25:39,040
Speaker 3: An Australian woman narrowly avoided jail over her plans to

3043
02:25:39,120 --> 02:25:41,360
sell in the black market two human toes that dogs

3044
02:25:41,399 --> 02:25:46,200
had regurgitated at the animal shelter. The owner died of

3045
02:25:46,319 --> 02:25:48,959
natural causes. So it was the owner was dead and

3046
02:25:49,120 --> 02:25:52,600
the dog shoot its toes off after it died, and

3047
02:25:52,719 --> 02:25:55,159
then so the owner was dead to be fair, so

3048
02:25:55,239 --> 02:25:55,600
she was just.

3049
02:25:55,719 --> 02:25:56,559
Speaker 2: Where did he die?

3050
02:25:56,879 --> 02:26:00,200
Speaker 4: Or she died at the shelter in.

3051
02:26:00,239 --> 02:26:02,559
Speaker 3: The house, and then the dog was brought to the

3052
02:26:02,600 --> 02:26:03,799
shelter after the owner died.

3053
02:26:03,879 --> 02:26:06,120
Speaker 2: Oh see, cats have been getting shit for eating you

3054
02:26:06,200 --> 02:26:08,159
when you die. It's really dogs too.

3055
02:26:08,319 --> 02:26:10,399
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's true. I guess now, Yeah, you're right.

3056
02:26:10,479 --> 02:26:14,559
I've thought about that before. Two oh no three, I'm sorry.

3057
02:26:14,639 --> 02:26:18,040
Three teens in the United States tried to stab their

3058
02:26:18,159 --> 02:26:20,600
mother to death and were plotting like to murder her

3059
02:26:20,719 --> 02:26:23,520
for turning off the Wi Fi. She turned off the WiFi.

3060
02:26:23,639 --> 02:26:25,520
That's telling you how crazy these kids are. They're all

3061
02:26:25,559 --> 02:26:30,280
little like early teens fourteen sixty, sixteen and fifteen. They

3062
02:26:30,360 --> 02:26:32,920
had a coordinated plant to try and kill their mother

3063
02:26:33,120 --> 02:26:36,360
for turning off the Wi Fi. They grabbed kitchen knives

3064
02:26:36,399 --> 02:26:39,120
and chased their mother through their Houston home and into

3065
02:26:39,159 --> 02:26:41,600
the street. According to the sheriff, one of the girls

3066
02:26:41,639 --> 02:26:44,120
through a brick that hit their thirty nine year old

3067
02:26:44,200 --> 02:26:46,639
mom in the ankle, and the girl's seven year old

3068
02:26:46,639 --> 02:26:49,600
grandmother was knocked over while attempting to protect the mom.

3069
02:26:50,040 --> 02:26:52,479
This is a problem, dude. Children are addicted to the

3070
02:26:52,559 --> 02:26:56,280
Internet and they have no fear. But doesn't that sound

3071
02:26:56,360 --> 02:26:58,680
like the behavior of an addict. You get between them

3072
02:26:58,719 --> 02:27:01,760
and their drugs the same. They'll do anything, man. It's

3073
02:27:01,879 --> 02:27:05,399
it's there's something. There's something extra here. Man, it's the

3074
02:27:05,479 --> 02:27:06,920
ship that the social media companies.

3075
02:27:07,079 --> 02:27:09,440
Speaker 2: I agree, they've final story.

3076
02:27:10,079 --> 02:27:14,879
Speaker 3: There's a lot of fake NASA really fake going around.

3077
02:27:14,920 --> 02:27:17,959
Speaker 2: I don't about the Even Dana said to me the

3078
02:27:18,040 --> 02:27:21,040
other day she was people think they didn't even go

3079
02:27:21,079 --> 02:27:23,959
to space, and she's like, I don't think they went

3080
02:27:24,000 --> 02:27:24,520
to space.

3081
02:27:25,360 --> 02:27:27,680
Speaker 3: It looks weird. So this is something you would I

3082
02:27:27,760 --> 02:27:29,840
think you might have sent this to me. This woman

3083
02:27:30,239 --> 02:27:32,200
got sick and then woke up with a Chinese accent.

3084
02:27:32,319 --> 02:27:36,959
I love this. I hate that Instagram doesn't. Oh yeah,

3085
02:27:37,520 --> 02:27:40,040
Sarah Colbol from Plymouth in England.

3086
02:27:40,360 --> 02:27:43,479
Speaker 2: It's a dead set home here now sounds like she's

3087
02:27:43,520 --> 02:27:44,159
from Shanghai.

3088
02:27:45,680 --> 02:27:47,639
Speaker 14: It wasn't until I was in ambulance on the way

3089
02:27:47,639 --> 02:27:51,000
to the hospital actually say are you aware of the

3090
02:27:51,079 --> 02:27:53,680
way you speaking? And I said, oh, I sound like

3091
02:27:53,760 --> 02:27:56,600
all She said, no, you sound like you can work

3092
02:27:56,639 --> 02:27:57,840
at a Chinese as one.

3093
02:27:58,959 --> 02:28:00,840
Speaker 2: I think she has a slow Chinese.

3094
02:28:01,600 --> 02:28:04,879
Speaker 3: Don't the are like the Chinese are restaurant? Now this

3095
02:28:05,079 --> 02:28:07,760
is apparently a genre of medical condition now because this

3096
02:28:07,879 --> 02:28:10,879
woman has a stroke gave her an Italian If you spend.

3097
02:28:10,920 --> 02:28:13,280
Speaker 20: Time abroad with someone's got a lovely region accent not

3098
02:28:13,440 --> 02:28:16,600
unusually up on the old local word or phrase.

3099
02:28:16,680 --> 02:28:20,159
Speaker 2: Isn't that right? Perhaps yes, it certainly is.

3100
02:28:20,319 --> 02:28:23,600
Speaker 18: But imagine waking up one day to find yourself speaking

3101
02:28:23,680 --> 02:28:27,440
in a completely different accent than your You look.

3102
02:28:29,120 --> 02:28:31,719
Speaker 20: North London after suffering a stroke last year, after he

3103
02:28:31,840 --> 02:28:36,360
was discovered, she just started suddenly started in a talking.

3104
02:28:40,079 --> 02:28:42,600
Speaker 18: Not only does healthy and not speak a word of Italian.

3105
02:28:42,959 --> 02:28:43,920
She's never even been to wit.

3106
02:28:44,319 --> 02:28:51,399
Speaker 2: She joined us wheelchair. Thank you, thank you so much, Althia.

3107
02:28:51,479 --> 02:28:54,040
Speaker 20: Tell us a little bit about what happened. You sadly

3108
02:28:54,079 --> 02:28:55,079
suffered a stroke.

3109
02:28:55,079 --> 02:28:55,920
Speaker 2: Yes, that is right.

3110
02:28:56,879 --> 02:28:58,879
Speaker 21: I don't remember this stroke so much. We don't have

3111
02:28:58,920 --> 02:29:01,360
to tell you about this. I have no memory of it, really,

3112
02:29:01,399 --> 02:29:03,879
but I can tell you afterward, tell you the beginning.

3113
02:29:03,920 --> 02:29:06,719
Speaker 20: I will tell you the n Okay, So you went

3114
02:29:06,760 --> 02:29:09,239
downstairs right like night he went that says for a drink.

3115
02:29:09,280 --> 02:29:10,760
He came back and well, I.

3116
02:29:10,879 --> 02:29:13,680
Speaker 10: Was downstairs for about ten minutes, yeah, or so. And

3117
02:29:13,840 --> 02:29:15,840
by the time I came back home, I realized that

3118
02:29:16,040 --> 02:29:19,040
something wasn't right because she was kind of slumped in

3119
02:29:19,159 --> 02:29:22,479
the bed because I left where she was position wise,

3120
02:29:23,239 --> 02:29:24,000
just like you.

3121
02:29:24,120 --> 02:29:25,319
Speaker 2: Just loose, and it wasn't right.

3122
02:29:25,440 --> 02:29:30,200
Speaker 10: Yeah, So I started asking can you hear me? No response,

3123
02:29:30,879 --> 02:29:32,920
and then I asked, do you know where you are?

3124
02:29:34,000 --> 02:29:34,239
Speaker 2: Still?

3125
02:29:34,280 --> 02:29:34,920
Speaker 3: No response.

3126
02:29:35,440 --> 02:29:38,040
Speaker 2: So from that point I knew something that frightening. Yeah,

3127
02:29:38,280 --> 02:29:38,840
very frightened.

3128
02:29:39,319 --> 02:29:42,159
Speaker 18: So you got to the hospital and then they let

3129
02:29:42,239 --> 02:29:45,479
you know that she's had a stroke, and then what happened.

3130
02:29:45,200 --> 02:29:45,680
Speaker 2: From there.

3131
02:29:47,200 --> 02:29:48,639
Speaker 4: She jumped to the.

3132
02:29:50,200 --> 02:29:55,280
Speaker 10: So she was unable to respond now, and it was August,

3133
02:29:55,440 --> 02:29:56,280
the first of August.

3134
02:29:56,319 --> 02:29:58,520
Speaker 21: You know, I have a surgery and I don't know

3135
02:29:58,559 --> 02:30:00,959
if you can see this scar, Yeah, we can see, okay,

3136
02:30:01,120 --> 02:30:03,280
So there was something growing in my next.

3137
02:30:09,840 --> 02:30:12,079
Speaker 2: Have you heard about the guys this is the thing

3138
02:30:12,159 --> 02:30:14,479
that fell and hit his head and woke up gay.

3139
02:30:14,959 --> 02:30:16,000
Speaker 4: He's also British.

3140
02:30:17,159 --> 02:30:18,280
Speaker 3: You're saying there's a connection here.

3141
02:30:18,440 --> 02:30:20,719
Speaker 4: I think there's something here. He's like, I'm so gay?

3142
02:30:20,879 --> 02:30:23,079
Speaker 3: Now, Well, what do it makes me think though? That

3143
02:30:23,360 --> 02:30:25,799
there's some truth to this idea of a collective unconscious

3144
02:30:25,879 --> 02:30:27,559
or that we all share, like you know, you know

3145
02:30:27,600 --> 02:30:30,399
what I mean? Like maybe they're people they like pulled

3146
02:30:30,440 --> 02:30:34,000
the wrong accent out of the collective unconscious, you know

3147
02:30:34,040 --> 02:30:34,360
what I mean?

3148
02:30:34,680 --> 02:30:35,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.

3149
02:30:36,159 --> 02:30:38,799
Speaker 3: Rest in peace to the California firefighter known for his

3150
02:30:39,200 --> 02:30:41,639
delicious mustache. Look at that mustache too.

3151
02:30:42,319 --> 02:30:43,719
Speaker 2: It was a Yosemite Sam.

3152
02:30:43,959 --> 02:30:46,520
Speaker 3: Isn't it crazy? He's dead? Rest in peace. He died

3153
02:30:46,559 --> 02:30:48,399
of something or the other. I don't know.

3154
02:30:48,879 --> 02:30:50,440
Speaker 2: Great hair heart.

3155
02:30:50,879 --> 02:30:53,840
Speaker 3: I don't think they've said, but anyway, I just wanted

3156
02:30:53,879 --> 02:30:56,559
to get one last shot of that, uh that mustache.

3157
02:30:57,120 --> 02:31:00,840
Speaker 2: Rest in peace, buddy is the one.

3158
02:31:01,040 --> 02:31:04,360
Speaker 3: Oh Okay. So there's this I think South African UH

3159
02:31:04,879 --> 02:31:09,360
station in Antarctica, and there's it's like the shining down there. Dude,

3160
02:31:09,360 --> 02:31:11,680
there's this guy that just went nuts on everybody, like

3161
02:31:11,719 --> 02:31:14,959
homicidal trying to kill people and threaten like being sexual,

3162
02:31:15,000 --> 02:31:17,079
harassing people and stuff, and they're trapped on there. There's

3163
02:31:17,120 --> 02:31:19,600
nobody can come get them. So they're having like uh

3164
02:31:20,520 --> 02:31:22,879
like zoom calls in from therapists and stuff, trying to

3165
02:31:23,079 --> 02:31:25,159
get this guy to chill out until they can come

3166
02:31:25,280 --> 02:31:28,040
relieve them. But they started getting calls from people like, hey,

3167
02:31:28,200 --> 02:31:32,079
like Billy is going nuts on everybody. We're really afraid.

3168
02:31:32,159 --> 02:31:35,000
So they're now trapped down there in Antarctica. Dude with

3169
02:31:35,159 --> 02:31:37,520
a with a guy who's potentially homicide has been like

3170
02:31:37,559 --> 02:31:39,479
threatening murder on people. Isn't that crazy?

3171
02:31:39,600 --> 02:31:42,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd be like, grab the boat, let's go. It's

3172
02:31:42,079 --> 02:31:44,639
like a setup for we're getting out of here, and

3173
02:31:44,760 --> 02:31:47,840
we're leaving a nuts bag back here.

3174
02:31:48,639 --> 02:31:51,680
Speaker 3: We could talk about Kanye, but I mean we've done

3175
02:31:51,719 --> 02:31:52,159
in a million.

3176
02:31:52,239 --> 02:31:53,239
Speaker 2: I bought his coin.

3177
02:31:53,559 --> 02:31:56,319
Speaker 3: Let's go, wait, does he have a coin or your car?

3178
02:31:56,399 --> 02:31:58,000
Are you sure it's real because a lot of them

3179
02:31:58,000 --> 02:31:58,959
you see on Twitter.

3180
02:31:58,840 --> 02:32:02,600
Speaker 2: It's a coin, a coin, E coin.

3181
02:32:02,760 --> 02:32:08,639
Speaker 3: All right, guys, I think that's it. I just these

3182
02:32:08,639 --> 02:32:10,239
were the ones that we're gonna die if we didn't

3183
02:32:10,239 --> 02:32:13,840
get them. M woman trying to sell toes mustache man

3184
02:32:13,920 --> 02:32:17,719
a bunch of ATF agents were fired. Good, good, glad

3185
02:32:17,760 --> 02:32:17,959
for that.

3186
02:32:18,520 --> 02:32:18,639
Speaker 5: Uh.

3187
02:32:19,920 --> 02:32:23,680
Speaker 3: I think that's it all right today. And there's people

3188
02:32:23,680 --> 02:32:27,680
accusing that talking about the downs lady, that's a filter.

3189
02:32:27,920 --> 02:32:29,680
We're going to get into that later. We don't have

3190
02:32:29,760 --> 02:32:33,479
time right now. Yeah, there's a downspiracy going on.

3191
02:32:33,959 --> 02:32:36,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, phrasey day, fat blacks in space.

3192
02:32:37,200 --> 02:32:37,399
Speaker 7: Ah.

3193
02:32:37,840 --> 02:32:40,799
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safe and sound. You're one of us. Now welcome, and that,

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dear traveler, is how it's done.

3212
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Speaker 2: But be aware.

3213
02:33:50,920 --> 02:33:53,159
Speaker 11: As a member of our community, you may now become

3214
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a target of the CIA's many mind control weapons, so

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make sure to keep your new tinfoil hat firmly on

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and stay curious.