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Speaker 1: But I wanted to start off today talking about weddings.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we have to a big, big wedding.
Speaker 1: There is a big, big wedding to talk about. But
Speaker 1: before we talk about that big big wedding, Aja, I
Speaker 1: know that you have to have been to some big
Speaker 1: Hollywood weddings.
Speaker 2: You know it's funny.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I was at the drummer for bon Jovi.
Speaker 3: Tico tourist is a friend of mine. I went to
Speaker 3: his wedding, which was on the beach in New Jersey
Speaker 3: with the fireworks of the ocean and bon Jovi playing,
Speaker 3: and I'm dancing with Cindy Crawford and Naomi Campbell.
Speaker 2: That was phenomenal back and I think ninety six.
Speaker 3: But it sucked because I knew that Chico's wife, the
Speaker 3: supermodel Ava Herzekova, was cheating on him with Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 2: And I didn't.
Speaker 3: I waited until the wedding was over. I waited like
Speaker 3: a month, and I said, listen, bro, I know this.
Speaker 3: I feel awful telling you this, but I know this
Speaker 3: is going on. And then they split up.
Speaker 1: Oh god.
Speaker 3: And then he spent about four months on my buddy's cat,
Speaker 3: even though he had a big loft and soho. He
Speaker 3: stayed with us, you know, got back to drinking. We
Speaker 3: cleaned him up. It threw him for a loop. But
Speaker 3: what a beautiful wedding that was, man.
Speaker 1: I bet now is it a myth? Did they ever
Speaker 1: do the If anyone here knows of any reason that
Speaker 1: this man and this woman shouldn't be joined, you know,
Speaker 1: we meant they should stand up and speak now or forever.
Speaker 1: Hold your piece did that ever really go on?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't. Well I didn't go to the church.
Speaker 3: We just went to the party after it at the
Speaker 3: house at the mansion in New Jersey. But yeah, I
Speaker 3: asked one of his friends. I said, look, I know
Speaker 3: this is going on. She goes, just wait till the
Speaker 3: wedding's over, because you know they spent the fortune.
Speaker 1: On Yeah, the flower, the flower is the caterer. I mean,
Speaker 1: you can't the fact that he's he's like banging whoever.
Speaker 1: You leave that out of it until yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: big party, the band has been hired. You know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't do we can't back out.
Speaker 3: I went to a huge wedding with I forget his
Speaker 3: last name, very a billionaire, the guy that that the
Speaker 3: stock you know, the what's the called the Intercontinental cable
Speaker 3: that gave access of the Internet to Europe. I forget
Speaker 3: his last name, but his daughter, his son married my
Speaker 3: wife's friend benly Hills Hotel, gigantic wedding, three day affair,
Speaker 3: big party in bel Air, his mansion. That was sensational.
Speaker 3: But this Lawrence Sanchez and Jeff Bezos thing is on
Speaker 3: a whole, It.
Speaker 1: Is totally off the hook. Well, you know, I don't
Speaker 1: think you could attend the wood ceremony in Palm Beach
Speaker 1: Gardens a couple of years ago. That was just a
Speaker 1: slightly lower scale than the Bezos bash, but people in
Speaker 1: these parts were talking about it for months.
Speaker 4: Mike, I'm not a big fan of big weddings. I
Speaker 4: have a reason for that. I think you're self employed
Speaker 4: on that type of ceremonies, because, yeah, it's very good
Speaker 4: for everybody who has attended their cash, but sometimes you
Speaker 4: see people.
Speaker 5: Whom you don't even know.
Speaker 4: So in our case, it existed on something cash, especially
Speaker 4: when I can't invite my own mom who's living overseas.
Speaker 4: And I wanted it to be natural. I wanted to
Speaker 4: be authentic, I wanted to be home. I wanted to
Speaker 4: be friendly, and there were like seventy people.
Speaker 5: And I think it's more than enough. Of course, not
Speaker 5: in the bestest case.
Speaker 4: He has a wider group of people around, so that's different,
Speaker 4: but we will talk about that. I'm not sure Italians,
Speaker 4: with their passion to life and their desire freedom, were
Speaker 4: very pleasant and happy about it.
Speaker 1: Well, let me tell you something about Italians. Italians. Have
Speaker 1: you ever been to like a big connected Italian wedding,
Speaker 1: like you know, ring kissing going on, and all the
Speaker 1: big envelopes.
Speaker 2: You get the envelope, the big en envelope.
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, there's a custom in America, I
Speaker 3: think mainly Italians where you make your way around the
Speaker 3: tables to see all your guests at some point and
Speaker 3: everybody hands you an envelope, a care or check, but
Speaker 3: the mobsters give you cash and it's called a busta
Speaker 3: because it's like a bag. The bride holds a silk
Speaker 3: bag and you put all the checks and the cash
Speaker 3: in the bag. And after the wedding you counted and
Speaker 3: then you go to the bank and you deposit it
Speaker 3: and you go on your honeymoon. But yeah, that's it's
Speaker 3: a very different kind of thing. But I had a
Speaker 3: big wedding when I was first married, two hundred people,
Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty. And then I got married the
Speaker 3: second time in a restaurant, you know, maybe forty of
Speaker 3: my friends, forty of my family. Both of them were great.
Speaker 3: It was that was New York City, a boom in Soho,
Speaker 3: which is where I was back then. We had loved it,
Speaker 3: I mean, I loved each one. But the big weddings
Speaker 3: I think they're over, are they. I haven't been in
Speaker 3: touch with people in New York or New Jersey. Do
Speaker 3: they still do the two hundred people weddings?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh yes they do and a few of them for sure.
Speaker 5: For sure you.
Speaker 2: Had you had a big wedding the first time, did you.
Speaker 1: We had a big wedding both times. All times have
Speaker 1: pretty big weddings. Because my second marriage was my wife's first,
Speaker 1: and so that was a That was an interesting wedding
Speaker 1: in Jackson, Mississippi, where all the Italians descended on Jackson,
Speaker 1: which was interesting. But my wife, the first time she
Speaker 1: went to an Italian wedding was just like, She's like, Mike,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't understand. What's what's with the starting lineups?
Speaker 1: I go, I'm like, what are you talking about? It's
Speaker 1: just Italian weddings arena. Oftentimes, they will do a thing
Speaker 1: where the band leader will announce the wedding party, so
Speaker 1: each of the bride'smaids and groomsmen get their names announced
Speaker 1: and come walking up and then finally they do you know,
Speaker 1: the big crescendo when they introduced the bride and groom
Speaker 1: for the first time as they're entering their reception. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: my wife calls that the starting lineups, and she thinks
Speaker 1: it's the tackiest thing ever, and that from start to finish,
Speaker 1: Italian wedding things are just unbelievably tacky, you know, you know,
Speaker 1: and may your first son, first child be a masculine
Speaker 1: So but this was a different kind of Italian wedding,
Speaker 1: right you know.
Speaker 4: You know, guys, I'm sure nobody did, including our listeners today,
Speaker 4: what I did?
Speaker 5: You know how many people I had on my original
Speaker 5: wedding for the first marriage two true which is yeah,
Speaker 5: which is me and my ex husband.
Speaker 4: Do you know how many people I had on my
Speaker 4: original wedding in the second case hopefully lost?
Speaker 1: Well, well said, oh, because you were, because you were
Speaker 1: officially married before we did the ceremony, right, Well.
Speaker 4: There were different reasons for both, you know occasions, and
Speaker 4: definitely for the first time, it was kind of I
Speaker 4: had to do what I had to do because my
Speaker 4: first husband kind of pushed me and he said, oh
Speaker 4: we do it now, we do it never, And I said.
Speaker 1: How romantic of him.
Speaker 5: It was a lot of beautiful moments. But that's that's
Speaker 5: why I believe in carmac relationship.
Speaker 4: And we have to develop gratitude to whatever happened to
Speaker 4: you in life.
Speaker 5: He gave me a lot of spiritual knowledge. That was
Speaker 5: the way to survive.
Speaker 1: But do you remember, okay, but you were, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Remember the stress of putting together in the mere at
Speaker 3: the weddings, and the bands and the food and the
Speaker 3: caring hole. It was so stressful. This went on for
Speaker 3: at least a year to get everything done right.
Speaker 1: Look, the dumbest, the dumbest thing ever is the dragging
Speaker 1: of the husband to all of these places to make
Speaker 1: the decison. Could I give a flying f about what
Speaker 1: are china or silverware or whatever looks like? But you
Speaker 1: have to go. You have to go. It's like your
Speaker 1: first test, as it would be, husband, is you know
Speaker 1: are you obedient enough.
Speaker 2: To you know?
Speaker 3: I can't take it. The silverware somewhere china you very
Speaker 3: rarely used. It stays in your cabinet, your hutch, whatever
Speaker 3: you call it. It's just a waste of money. Like
Speaker 3: the first time I got married, wonderful, My in laws
Speaker 3: were great, beautiful wedding. My wife's parents paid for it.
Speaker 3: And then the second time my wife got well, we
Speaker 3: were dating and she was pregnant, and in the car,
Speaker 3: I said to her we got to get married. And
Speaker 3: then instantly, in like two weeks we were in New
Speaker 3: York City getting married. It was it was so easy.
Speaker 3: But the first time, what stress?
Speaker 2: My God?
Speaker 1: And my wife still will do something like you're with
Speaker 1: a couple whatever, somebody's over and you're talking and and
Speaker 1: somehow the like China pattern comes up and it'll be like, Mike,
Speaker 1: you remember what China pattern we have? Right, And it'll
Speaker 1: be like, uh, yeah, Shanghai. I mean, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: How do I know what China pattern we have? And
Speaker 1: she'll give me. How could you not pay? But we've
Speaker 1: had it for twenty six years. I mean we eat
Speaker 1: on it every Thanksgiving and every grade. You don't know
Speaker 1: what the no, I didn't know it and I didn't
Speaker 1: pay any attention the day you picked it out and
Speaker 1: asked me to not an approval like I gave a
Speaker 1: flying yet. But I mean, it's just it's just the
Speaker 1: price you pay of you know. But actually the one
Speaker 1: person I can't that I know that I can't picture
Speaker 1: tolerating any other is Kenny.
Speaker 2: Of course not.
Speaker 1: But you didn't make him do any of that, right, No, No,
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I was born in a woman's body,
Speaker 1: but I think I think a lot like a man
Speaker 1: because I can't explain it.
Speaker 5: I never cared about it. Good I was eleven years old,
Speaker 5: I have been on the wedding of my aunt. I
Speaker 5: looked at all this.
Speaker 4: It was in the Crimea, it was organized in the castle.
Speaker 4: It was so beautiful and.
Speaker 5: So hot and so tiring in the middle of the summer.
Speaker 4: I looked at it when I was eleven years old,
Speaker 4: and I said, what's that? And after I went to
Speaker 4: the second wedding when I was thirteen years old, and
Speaker 4: it was so hot and I was sweating, and I
Speaker 4: was so tired, and.
Speaker 5: I had no idea what these adults were doing.
Speaker 4: While they were drinking for three days, frozen and changing outfits.
Speaker 4: And when I was a child, I already put it
Speaker 4: into my mind that for me, marriage it's kind you know,
Speaker 4: the whole process of it.
Speaker 5: It's tired.
Speaker 4: So you know, if you want to get married, you
Speaker 4: have to get very tired for a few days.
Speaker 5: And I don't know.
Speaker 4: It was everything against me, like inside is against me.
Speaker 4: I can explain it. I look at the magazine. We
Speaker 4: are beautiful, it's sunning. I know days of your life.
Speaker 4: You remember it forever.
Speaker 5: It's nice. I'm happy for people, but I never pictured
Speaker 5: it for myself.
Speaker 1: No were you were you in love? You were in
Speaker 1: love the first time you got married, right of course
Speaker 1: every time. Okay, well, okay, I was assuming the second.
Speaker 1: I didn't know if there was some kind of.
Speaker 4: Uh and this way, when you're twenty three and when
Speaker 4: you're thirty five and you're meetings, they are not two
Speaker 4: different loves. Yeah, probably two different loves what you see
Speaker 4: under the determination of what love.
Speaker 5: Is for you. When you're twenty three, you're waiting for
Speaker 5: the Prince Charmond, who are illusional. You don't know the life,
Speaker 5: You don't know yourself.
Speaker 4: You just dream about getting married, having kids, you know,
Speaker 4: live with this partner all the rest of your life.
Speaker 4: When you were thirty five and you're meeting your partner,
Speaker 4: and actually I wasn't dreaming about getting married again. I
Speaker 4: was dreaming about meeting my destiny. And I prayed for that.
Speaker 4: I manifested that. I'm probably you know, like I did
Speaker 4: a lot of things. And I consider Kenny to be
Speaker 4: my soulmate and in my other half, and we are
Speaker 4: happy to get thank God. So I never when I
Speaker 4: looked at him, it was quiet. It was understandable. It
Speaker 4: was mutual, reciprocal.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: It was not like, wow, you know we have to
Speaker 5: get married now. No, it was like kind of thank
Speaker 5: god we met.
Speaker 1: Well, do you believe I'm sorry, go ahead, not just
Speaker 1: real quick.
Speaker 3: You know, when we were younger, we all got married, Me, Mike,
Speaker 3: and Kenny the first time.
Speaker 2: But I was eighty six. You were like eighty six
Speaker 2: or eighty five.
Speaker 3: Six, all of us the same year, and I remember
Speaker 3: our parents were pushing for it. Like, my daughter turned
Speaker 3: twenty one today, the last thing in my mind is
Speaker 3: her getting married or me trying to tell her you
Speaker 3: ought to find a man.
Speaker 2: Why did our parents think that way?
Speaker 1: Happy birthday rocks. Yeah, well mine wasn't mine. Mine wasn't. No, No,
Speaker 1: my father was like, what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 1: He was very much like that, Oh really, yeah, I thought.
Speaker 3: It took me to the city to get a ring
Speaker 3: and the diamonds Center downtown on Canal Street. He was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you gotta do that, and I just followed along, and uh,
Speaker 3: you know, last of five years, she was a great
Speaker 3: She's a great chick. I still talked to Jennifer she's wonderful,
Speaker 3: But I don't know. They just felt like it was
Speaker 3: time to get married. That that other generation. Maybe not
Speaker 3: your dad, but most of those older people wanted their
Speaker 3: kids to get off and start having a kid married.
Speaker 1: Well, we were all too young. And now it's the
Speaker 1: pendulum swung probably too much the other way where now
Speaker 1: it's getting delayed so late that it's really having an
Speaker 1: impact on population. But you, you were definitely in a
Speaker 1: much better position in life to choose a husband the
Speaker 1: second time around than you were the first time.
Speaker 4: Right here, Sure, yeah, I think it was nice, smooth
Speaker 4: and quiet, and I'm happy that it was so and
Speaker 4: no pressure. And you guys were what married first time?
Speaker 4: Eighty five eighty six? So I was born at eighty seven.
Speaker 4: But I saw the part of the culture because my
Speaker 4: mom she was married when she was eighteen. My oh,
Speaker 4: my grandmother seventeen, my mom eighteen, So kind supposedly I
Speaker 4: should have been married by nineteen because in my culture
Speaker 4: it's all the same.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: I came from South so a few great and people
Speaker 4: are very traditional, and you know, I unfollowed old traditions
Speaker 4: about the kids, about the marriages because I got the
Speaker 4: worst first time after nine months, and I think it's
Speaker 4: more important to find your person that matters all the celebration.
Speaker 4: You can celebrate life every day for yourself, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4: But I understand when people do it because they believe
Speaker 4: they do it once. That not always happens, you know.
Speaker 4: But I like the believer. I like the idea that
Speaker 4: people have their focus.
Speaker 2: No, it's why I see these videos on Instagram.
Speaker 3: I don't know how I got to this, but you
Speaker 3: go countries like India or Pakistan, and these these older
Speaker 3: men will have like ten year old brides Muslim countries,
Speaker 3: and there's a crazy channel on Instagram where these young
Speaker 3: girls will faint because they don't they don't see the
Speaker 3: men until their wedding day and all of a.
Speaker 2: Sudden, oh, she turns to a right, there's.
Speaker 3: This old man and she goestans like it's such a sin.
Speaker 3: These young girls are getting married to old men ten
Speaker 3: eleven years old.
Speaker 4: You want to hear something, So I don't guys, I
Speaker 4: don't know if you believe in your past life and
Speaker 4: so on incarnations.
Speaker 5: But I did a lot of regressive hypnosis.
Speaker 4: I did a lot of things to investigate my own path.
Speaker 4: So I was kind of believing in mister destiny when
Speaker 4: before to meet Kenny. But I was scared of marriage
Speaker 4: because I had my first disp even working with people
Speaker 4: and so on.
Speaker 5: We still have our pains. So I had mine.
Speaker 4: I go to India. I go to one of the
Speaker 4: temples and I couldn't walk in. The guy tells me
Speaker 4: who was the driver of the bus? Walking walking? I
Speaker 4: can't walk in.
Speaker 5: I feel bad.
Speaker 4: He said, we need to put this little thing on you.
Speaker 4: Let it protect you from evil. I said, and I
Speaker 4: felt so. I can't explain what happened to me. I
Speaker 4: was shaken that night in India. Sorry it was Sri Lanka.
Speaker 4: It was an idea. So I see myself like in
Speaker 4: past life. I was married when I was ten or
Speaker 4: eleven something.
Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't see.
Speaker 4: I never saw my suppose and it was long celebration.
Speaker 4: And I feel that the guy doesn't want to get
Speaker 4: married too, so we both never met. We don't want
Speaker 4: to get married, and I was forced to be married.
Speaker 4: So if you believe in past life or something like that, reincornation,
Speaker 4: I believe that our fears.
Speaker 5: Sometimes come from the post experiences that we don't even
Speaker 5: acknowledge in this life.
Speaker 4: You know, and I felt some kind ofternal from marriages
Speaker 4: for a long time and big celebrations.
Speaker 5: Maybe that's a part of it.
Speaker 4: I didn't decode it yet fully, but I hope I
Speaker 4: don't need it anymore.
Speaker 5: So I don't care.
Speaker 1: Well. I wonder what that means happened in Jeff Bezos'
Speaker 1: prior life, because it's just so weird to think about
Speaker 1: people with so much money that are that are so famous,
Speaker 1: that are just you know, so for I just to
Speaker 1: turn your wedding into a spectacle, I just don't get.
Speaker 1: I don't know why would they want that.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think it looks so it looked tacky, especially I
Speaker 3: was invited to.
Speaker 2: Weddings from famous people, and I would tell you, my wife,
Speaker 2: why am I gonna go to the I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: go to I don't know these people.
Speaker 3: They just want more people at their at their wedding
Speaker 3: to seem like it's a bigger event.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna go. I gotta get a gift, I
Speaker 2: gotta travel. No, I'm not gonna go.
Speaker 3: But these people there, I know there were people there
Speaker 3: that they don't even know. Don't tell me they knew
Speaker 3: their friends, But I mean, they knew them, but they're
Speaker 3: not friends with everybody who went to their wedding. I
Speaker 3: refuse to believe that.
Speaker 2: How many hundreds of people too?
Speaker 1: It was two hundred, it's two hundred, two hundred, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's two hundred. I could believe they're acquainted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I mean. Not close, but they've met.
Speaker 3: You know, I just thought it was very tacky when
Speaker 3: you consider he's spent fifty million, and his ex wife,
Speaker 3: who got thirty eight billion in the divorce, spent I
Speaker 3: think nineteen billion dollars on charity the last few years.
Speaker 1: Like she gave up half of what she.
Speaker 2: Really that's something else.
Speaker 3: And this guy's throwing a fifty million dollar wedding to
Speaker 3: a woman who well, I know Mike knows more about Lauren,
Speaker 3: But I knew Lauren when I first ran around Hollywood.
Speaker 3: When I first got here, she was beautiful, sexy, she
Speaker 3: was everywhere, always on the move. Fin I'm trying to
Speaker 3: find a guy. I knew I wasn't going to get her.
Speaker 3: She wanted a different type of man, and she got him.
Speaker 3: Inn She steadily worked her way up the chain. I
Speaker 3: thought Patrick Whitezub would be the tippy top for her,
Speaker 3: but no wanted.
Speaker 1: More well and shocking that that wasn't enough. So the
Speaker 1: first time I met her was our sons went to
Speaker 1: the same high school, which doesn't start until freshman year,
Speaker 1: and people come from all over LA to go to
Speaker 1: this school, Loyola, which is an all boys high school.
Speaker 1: And so right before school even starts, you've got ball
Speaker 1: tryouts in uh in August, July August. And so she
Speaker 1: was the like coordinator. She was the mom coordinator of
Speaker 1: all of the social activity around the team, you know,
Speaker 1: planning who's going to bring refreshments to this game, who's
Speaker 1: going to bring the halftime food and and whatever else.
Speaker 1: So you know, she was team mom and uh and
Speaker 1: look she's she's bright, she's check her. She was a
Speaker 1: you know, a news anchor or at least a reporter.
Speaker 1: But but the the son she had was a great kid.
Speaker 1: Nico was uh. Uh was Tony Gonzalez was the father,
Speaker 1: the great tight end and so and Toni was always there,
Speaker 1: I mean he was so uh And they were still
Speaker 1: together right then, or they had just I'm trying to remember,
Speaker 1: maybe they had just uh broken up. I guess they
Speaker 1: never married. And then she marries white soul. So she
Speaker 1: goes from at that time the greatest tight end in
Speaker 1: NFL history Hall of Famer, made a lot of money
Speaker 1: in his career to the number two guy at William
Speaker 1: Morris Endeavor, you know, worth who knows what. And the
Speaker 1: boys became friends. And so there were a number of
Speaker 1: times where Jack's went over to Nico's house and not
Speaker 1: his dad's house, his mom's house, in Patrick's house. And
Speaker 1: it was one of these places in up up the
Speaker 1: hill in Beverly where you know, it was a small
Speaker 1: private road that last way up and up on the
Speaker 1: hill sat I don't know, fifteen twenty thousand square feet
Speaker 1: of house. So that's what she had to upgrade from.
Speaker 1: She was there and that wasn't that that didn't that
Speaker 1: didn't make it work. And but she, you know, she
Speaker 1: got herself. She got a helicopter license, she drank and
Speaker 1: one of the saddest movies ever, Manchester by the Sea
Speaker 1: with what's his name, the younger brother Casey Afflet, was in.
Speaker 1: She did she was the helicopter doing all the photography.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: And it was an Amazon film. It was the first
Speaker 1: major Amazon So that's where they met while while they
Speaker 1: were shooting Manchester by the Sea, and.
Speaker 2: So I knew that, Wow, that's how she met him.
Speaker 1: That's how she met him, and that was the that
Speaker 1: was it was time to upgrade that. You know, she's
Speaker 1: run out of room in the twenty thousand square foot house.
Speaker 2: So she spent fourteen years with white soil.
Speaker 1: That's not Yeah, they were to give it a long time,
Speaker 1: long time.
Speaker 3: And you know, I saw a documentary the other night
Speaker 3: on Netflix called Buy Now about how US consumers just
Speaker 3: well a lot of it was about Amazon and when
Speaker 3: you see Bezos in his early days trying to get
Speaker 3: that company off the ground, literally cutting people off in
Speaker 3: the middle of a conversation because he would say.
Speaker 2: You're not smart enough to talk to me. You're not
Speaker 2: You're not smart enough to be in this conversation.
Speaker 3: Just like he's such a severe person when it comes
Speaker 3: to business and smart He looks so relaxed now. I
Speaker 3: guess he never got laid right, because he looks so
Speaker 3: pent up back then. Now that he's got this, you know,
Speaker 3: the second richest guy in the world, he's got no
Speaker 3: worries about that anymore. He looks very relaxed. He's getting
Speaker 3: all these guys are turning into bros. Zuckerberg's got a physique.
Speaker 3: Now Bezos is getting rich.
Speaker 2: How does happen?
Speaker 1: Bezos? I heard Beg and Kelly say this the other day.
Speaker 1: He does he looks like a penis.
Speaker 2: He does.
Speaker 1: Yeh, I mean with that head and the way he's
Speaker 1: built now. But you know, Musk is a genius. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Bezos built something to sell books, and once he built
Speaker 1: the infrastructure to sell books, all of these other things
Speaker 1: became possible. His vision was never what Amazon is. It
Speaker 1: was to connect readers to books seamlessly using technology. Right.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's on the level of these other guys.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but Mike, I interrupt you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because yeah, I want to bring a little bit
Speaker 4: like observative spiritual constitute. I'm a big protector of the
Speaker 4: idea that woman has to do something in her life
Speaker 4: besides being a mother, which is beautiful and very responsible,
Speaker 4: extremely forever thing, but to be dedicated to her passion.
Speaker 4: And I read about just jeb Bassis before and his
Speaker 4: passion and his business which is based on the books,
Speaker 4: came from his wife.
Speaker 5: She was a book reader.
Speaker 1: The initial idea.
Speaker 4: Yes, to sell the books, and after it would convert
Speaker 4: it in whatever it is. So they started to sell books.
Speaker 4: And actually, of course you wouldn't judge. You wouldn't say
Speaker 4: would he be a billionaire without your energy, without your
Speaker 4: idea or not. It would never find out because it's already.
Speaker 4: But I think she deserves that amount of money because
Speaker 4: she stood all his life next to him, and maybe
Speaker 4: initially it was her idea based on her passion. And
Speaker 4: the second thing about second wife, you know, that's a
Speaker 4: good point because I wouldn't judge her.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't say good or bad about her.
Speaker 4: I could disagree and say psych comments, but I'm here
Speaker 4: for a different reason.
Speaker 5: I think that's a good example.
Speaker 4: For a woman no matter what, to follow your colin
Speaker 4: because she was passionate about helicopters.
Speaker 5: So if not his business based on.
Speaker 4: The passion of the first wife, maybe he would never
Speaker 4: have that amount of money. Or maybe he would if
Speaker 4: not the second passion of Lauren, maybe they would never
Speaker 4: have met because actually on order to move that trip,
Speaker 4: and that's how it was everything. So I think in life,
Speaker 4: whatever you're doing, you always should be focused on new
Speaker 4: dream or new call it because your call and will
Speaker 4: bring you to beautiful places, maybe even marriages.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I admire her for doing what she
Speaker 2: wanted to do.
Speaker 3: I obviously she had a passion to do things in life,
Speaker 3: and I don't have anything bad to say about her.
Speaker 3: I think she looks a little crazy at fifty five
Speaker 3: with all the work she's had done. However, from being honest,
Speaker 3: I'd rather lay down with her than most fifty five
Speaker 3: year old women, So I really would.
Speaker 5: I mean.
Speaker 3: She looks she looks very fake, but I can see
Speaker 3: a sexuality to her, even though she looks ridiculously fake
Speaker 3: at times. Bezos never had a piece of ass like
Speaker 3: that in his life. Why make all that money and
Speaker 3: just be stuck with one woman he wanted to have fun.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying he didn't love his first wife, but
Speaker 3: he meets Laurence Anchez, who look like a million bucks
Speaker 3: fifteen years ago. Whatever they met ten years ago, I
Speaker 3: don't even know. But she just slayed him because of
Speaker 3: her beauty and a sexuality, and guys like him never
Speaker 3: had that.
Speaker 2: I don't believe so.
Speaker 1: No, and she's very not flirtatious, but sexual the even
Speaker 1: back when she was being a team mom. Her choice
Speaker 1: of clothing, just the way she carried herself. Again, not flirtatious,
Speaker 1: just sexual and I don't know a couple things from
Speaker 1: this wedding. Number one, Okay, so you make the decision
Speaker 1: you're going to have a wedding like that, and then
Speaker 1: if you make the decision to go, like you're Leonardo DiCaprio,
Speaker 1: you make the decision to go. Okay, you know there
Speaker 1: are going to be cameras everywhere if you make the
Speaker 1: decision to go. And so you're wearing ball caps and
Speaker 1: hiding your head and doing what is that so ridiculous?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I know.
Speaker 3: I know Leo since he was very young. I'd have
Speaker 3: dinner with him before Titanic came out. He would come
Speaker 3: to my ex girlfriend's house and we go to the
Speaker 3: movies together. One time I asked him, you want to
Speaker 3: see a movie? And he goes, I can't do that
Speaker 3: anymore Because he got that famous. He never cared to
Speaker 3: hide his face. He was always a regular guy. I
Speaker 3: don't know what's happened to him now. Is the ball
Speaker 3: cap mean he's got he's getting plugs? If he is,
Speaker 3: who cares? That's that's not even a thing anymore. No
Speaker 3: one cares if he got a hair piece or a
Speaker 3: plugs anymore.
Speaker 2: So I don't know what he's doing. It looks ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought it was just hiding from the camera.
Speaker 3: Nothing about him he wears, he wears it everywhere, built
Speaker 3: ball But to go to a wedding with a suit
Speaker 3: and a ball cap ridiculous.
Speaker 4: But he was with a girlfriend he's dating for two years,
Speaker 4: since she's older than twenty five.
Speaker 3: I know, yeah, he's breaking he's breaking pattern.
Speaker 1: But are you are you breaking news? Aja? Are you
Speaker 1: breaking hair loss news? On the part of Leo here.
Speaker 3: Look, I know people have worn ball caps for a while,
Speaker 3: but he's won this forever, so I can't say now
Speaker 3: he's getting his hair.
Speaker 2: But look, you're a very vain big time actor.
Speaker 3: Every single actor, whether you're a character actor or a
Speaker 3: movie star, they all get the hair piece, they all
Speaker 3: get work done. I can't stop seeing it now. Every
Speaker 3: time I look at a movie, I go, yeah, he
Speaker 3: got plugs this guy. It's so it's so accepted now.
Speaker 3: So one like I remember Dennis Miller would get mad
Speaker 3: at me because he goes Dennis Miller. The community would say,
Speaker 3: but you're gonna get plugs, and I go, I'm not
Speaker 3: getting plugs. He would say, you gotta get him you
Speaker 3: gotta stay in the game, like some people really think
Speaker 3: that way.
Speaker 2: You gotta get a full head of hair.
Speaker 3: All our leading men have that full head of hair,
Speaker 3: even though they look ridiculous at the time.
Speaker 1: And Jason doesn't. It doesn't do he goes against it.
Speaker 3: But Bruce Willis is bald, but he would put wigs
Speaker 3: on and no one even cared. Bruce wo did think
Speaker 3: Bruce Willis Is had no way for twenty five thirty years,
Speaker 3: but he always puts on two pays for different movies.
Speaker 2: Go look at the last twenty movies he did. Hare Piece.
Speaker 1: Really, I'm thinking of him bald in most of these movies.
Speaker 2: Ted Danson's got a big old wing on his head
Speaker 2: for years. Ted dances bold. So many of these guys
Speaker 2: are bold.
Speaker 1: I don't know why he bothered with them.
Speaker 2: I know, look at him, but it's fake. But who cares?
Speaker 2: You know you look good, your movie start? Do what
Speaker 2: you gotta do to say a movie start?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay? So why did Eva Longoria not show up?
Speaker 1: She's supposed to be Karen Sanchez's big, big buddy. That
Speaker 1: was That's like her Latina buddy, her famous Latina buddy.
Speaker 1: What's the deal? There.
Speaker 2: I was never really into maybe Longoria. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, I know she's pretty, but not my type.
Speaker 3: But she's flaunting her body on Instagram like crazy bikinis.
Speaker 3: I don't know what happened. Maybe she had something to do.
Speaker 3: Some people are busy, Like you know, Katie Perry couldn't
Speaker 3: go because she's on tour, but her ex boyfriend went
Speaker 3: Orlando Bloom hitting on Sydney Sweeney And.
Speaker 1: Were they just boyfriend girlfriend? I thought they were married.
Speaker 2: They weren't married, Yeah, yeah, they were married.
Speaker 1: Yeah they were married, right, yeah, yea yeah, and he
Speaker 1: just and they just broke up literally and he's there
Speaker 1: in Venice. Actually I was looking at I was looking
Speaker 1: at his trophy case.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Kate Bosworth, a few, Penelope Cruise, Miranda Kerr.
Speaker 2: Katie Perry.
Speaker 1: Okay, so if you if you had to out of that,
Speaker 1: out of those four, where you're going, where you're going first?
Speaker 1: Kate Bosworth, Penelope Cruise, Miranda Kurr and Katie Perry, you
Speaker 1: go Penelope Cruise. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Katy Perry's second because she's got a really nice body,
Speaker 3: but she's not Miranda carrs last. I don't see anything
Speaker 3: about Miranda Carr, So I guess I go Bosworth third,
Speaker 3: But yeah, give me Cruise all day.
Speaker 1: To taste the differences between. Well, I think Penelope Cruise
Speaker 1: is the prettiest of the four, I'll give you. I'll
Speaker 1: give you that. I think she's but I don't think.
Speaker 3: She's well in a Latina way, you know. I just
Speaker 3: the way she speaks that language. You know, it doesn't
Speaker 3: hurt to have a little Latino in you.
Speaker 1: I would go Kate Bosworth, but I see, you know,
Speaker 1: I would, you know my type. But my wife said
Speaker 1: to me, she goes you know. When uh my little
Speaker 1: sister was talking to uh my wife before she knew
Speaker 1: that we were we had begun dating. She told said,
Speaker 1: my brother always goes for plain looking girls, always goes
Speaker 1: her Plaine Jane is what she told by my wife
Speaker 1: before she knew we were daning.
Speaker 3: Jerry is not playing at all, and Kate Bosworth is.
Speaker 3: I'm looking at her face now, that's yeah. I could
Speaker 3: see you being with the Kate bos But for real,
Speaker 3: Katy Perry, when she was when she first hit, something
Speaker 3: happened to her.
Speaker 2: She just changed. She got very thin. I don't know
Speaker 2: what's wrong with her.
Speaker 3: But when she first came out, she was a real
Speaker 3: sexy little sex spot.
Speaker 2: But she's not.
Speaker 3: She's nuts too. I've seen a breakdown and cried numerous times.
Speaker 3: She's thought about suicide. You can't be with a woman
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 2: Nuts.
Speaker 1: Any opinion on these women arena, I'm not attracted to women.
Speaker 5: I'm just listening to you.
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I wasn't accusing you of that. You can
Speaker 1: be you know you still know a beautiful woman as
Speaker 1: a woman.
Speaker 5: Absolutely yes, but she's not on the list. There my favorite.
Speaker 2: Who's on your list?
Speaker 1: She loves Angelina and she's like agent.
Speaker 4: Can't Yeah, I can't cheat on Angelina at also with
Speaker 4: my preferences, she.
Speaker 1: Cheats on you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Angelina. Listen, she Angelina when she she doesn't know.
Speaker 3: So that's fine, right, Beautiful angel is beautiful?
Speaker 5: Yeah she is.
Speaker 4: But uh, you like absolutely amazing And I like red
Speaker 4: hair women. I think there is some charm behind it,
Speaker 4: some sexonists and magic. And I have to tell you
Speaker 4: what I am observing you while you're talking.
Speaker 5: I understand that every man has a picture of a
Speaker 5: perfect woman and that's what you care.
Speaker 4: But in case of Jeff Bassis, you see he has
Speaker 4: chosen twice, absolutely opposite.
Speaker 5: Women by the look.
Speaker 4: But because usually you really have your picture, I don't
Speaker 4: know it came from your mother or any other significant women,
Speaker 4: from your child, you know how your future women would
Speaker 4: look like. Somebody likes plaining models look tall, long legs.
Speaker 5: And other likes big books and assets. You know.
Speaker 3: So it's funny my mother, my mother had big chest,
Speaker 3: and I was always drawn to women with big chests.
Speaker 4: That's like, I think that's what your sexuality the way
Speaker 4: you were raised up, you know what, when you were
Speaker 4: first time introduced to the sexuality, because you don't know
Speaker 4: what it is.
Speaker 3: Yes, I have a question. I have a question for you,
Speaker 3: because you could maybe parse this out for me. I
Speaker 3: was always sexual. When I was three years old, my
Speaker 3: sister was twenty and she told me a story that
Speaker 3: we were laying in that she was reading me a
Speaker 3: story and.
Speaker 2: Suddenly I got up.
Speaker 3: I rolled on top of her, held her face and
Speaker 3: kissed her on the lips. And she said, I had
Speaker 3: a direction at three years old. What does that mean, Arita?
Speaker 5: What that means? It means erection. Okay, usually it happens.
Speaker 2: A little bit later my sister. It was my sister start.
Speaker 5: To be curious, but you're an advanced character. A JA, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I would say, so you grab us. So that's why
Speaker 5: it's the first.
Speaker 4: It's very natural because that's when we start to see
Speaker 4: if our parents, you know, maybe a little bit late
Speaker 4: at six seven.
Speaker 5: If they have in a video to watch.
Speaker 4: When we start to observe our people kissing, we start
Speaker 4: to question, like three or four or where did you
Speaker 4: find me as a kid, because how did you make me?
Speaker 4: For example, my sister, she's fourth, she already thinks that
Speaker 4: the kids come from kisses. Kisses, it's a sign of love.
Speaker 4: So I think that started to question, you know.
Speaker 3: Sure, Mike, what was it like, Mike? Mike had two
Speaker 3: beautiful sisters? Uh, it must have been tough on you
Speaker 3: in high school.
Speaker 1: Which of my sisters wasn't beautiful?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm saying no, I had three.
Speaker 1: I had three sisters. You're forgetting Nancy, Lisa, Susan and Nancy.
Speaker 3: I forgot Nancy Lisa. Okay, what was that like for you?
Speaker 3: Because every guy who came over wanted to see your sisters.
Speaker 1: No. Look, the the benefits of what sucked was that
Speaker 1: I wasn't the oldest. If I was the oldest, it
Speaker 1: would have been great because my my sisters had you know,
Speaker 1: Nina Riggio and uh and uh, I'm trying to think
Speaker 1: of Ellie, Poppy, Amy La Pena, these beautiful, beautiful girls.
Speaker 1: But they were all a year or two older than me,
Speaker 1: so I could only get away with So I was
Speaker 1: only confident enough to to play so much with them.
Speaker 1: And then my younger sister's four years younger than me,
Speaker 1: and Nancy. Nancy's four years younger.
Speaker 2: Oh that's the one I forgot about, how because she's younger. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Nancy had some beautiful friends, but it was you know, there,
Speaker 1: I'm twenty, they're sixteen. I mean, you know, no way,
Speaker 1: so it was it wasn't the right age distribution. I
Speaker 1: would have liked to have been the oldest and to
Speaker 1: have had the opportunity to work that haram that my
Speaker 1: sisters had around the around the house. But I remember
Speaker 1: one day you were talking about redheads before Arena. This
Speaker 1: girl was the most beautiful redhead I've ever seen in
Speaker 1: my life.
Speaker 2: Arena unbelievable.
Speaker 1: And she comes over one day and she's and she
Speaker 1: spent her entire summer in a bikini. She never changed
Speaker 1: out of the she was just in a bikini, right,
Speaker 1: and she was, you know, in a Evan in a
Speaker 1: bikini and she uh. And she was dating Kevin Bradish
Speaker 1: at the time, and she uh. She said, Kevin's outclamming.
Speaker 1: Will you run me out to his out to his boat?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's man, all right.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do that. I probably did I
Speaker 1: do Maybe I did this on everything as a bit.
Speaker 2: You didn't say childhood, I remember, okay.
Speaker 1: But anyway, so I take her in my boat out
Speaker 1: to me and the entire time I'm not looking at
Speaker 1: the bay, I'm looking at her and she and she
Speaker 1: notices that I'm staring. She was particularly well and she
Speaker 1: looked great. And uh, she said, you like him? And
Speaker 1: I said, I said, yeah, no, I really like her.
Speaker 1: She said. She said, get me to the boat in
Speaker 1: five minutes, and I'll give you a quick look. And
Speaker 1: she gave me. She gave me a quick look for
Speaker 1: getting her out to his boat, and that yeah. Wow,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, I was.
Speaker 2: I was baby nineteen. I was working a landscaping job,
Speaker 2: put putting people's pools in.
Speaker 3: I was just running wheelbowls and dirty back and forth,
Speaker 3: and Mike was getting a pool put in his backyard
Speaker 3: at that point.
Speaker 2: So I'm on this job and I'm at Mike's house.
Speaker 3: You weren't home, but your sisters were out there sunning
Speaker 3: themselves with the fucking.
Speaker 1: Oh they reflectors, I mean.
Speaker 2: Bikinis with the reflectors. And I'm going on, how like,
Speaker 2: how could you handle this? But of course they're your sisters.
Speaker 3: I understand, but I remember that day was so hot
Speaker 3: and they're over there, sweat tripping down their shoulders with
Speaker 3: the reflectors.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were knockouts. Where's Dan Original today? What happened?
Speaker 1: I don't you know? I bumped into her at a
Speaker 1: club in Manhattan in like nineteen ninety wow, and she's
Speaker 1: still looked amazing.
Speaker 2: She was.
Speaker 1: You talk about girls that that are sexual and flirt
Speaker 1: and don't for she was both sexual and she loved
Speaker 1: to tease. Knew it, and that that point she knew.
Speaker 1: I was in love with her my entire life. And
Speaker 1: there you, uh, you see her in a club where
Speaker 1: you're now, you know, almost thirty years old, and uh
Speaker 1: and she played me that entire night in the cloud.
Speaker 1: She cost me a number of drinks at the time
Speaker 1: that I couldn't afford to buy that many drinks.
Speaker 2: But real quick, do you remember Stacy Pison?
Speaker 1: Remember the name Robin.
Speaker 3: We had Robin, but Stacy was two years younger, was
Speaker 3: an animal, gorgeous and she was. And years later, I'm
Speaker 3: a columnist for the News and a new nightclub bub
Speaker 3: when up downtown and I get this call from the
Speaker 3: Stacy pisonem like Stacy from West. I said, yeah, She goes,
Speaker 3: I want to invite you to my club. You know,
Speaker 3: because I had the column I was gonna write about
Speaker 3: a club.
Speaker 2: She goes, come on down, let's hang out. I go, wow,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be with Stacey Pizon tonight. I get there.
Speaker 3: She still looked phenomenal. And then she goes, here's my partner.
Speaker 3: I thought business partner. It was a little lesbian. She's gay.
Speaker 1: Wow, good for her.
Speaker 2: I blew me away, blew me away. Wow. Anyhow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what's funny is going to high school.
Speaker 1: When we went to high school, it was a time
Speaker 1: where nobody came out publicly. And so now there are
Speaker 1: certain people we won't do this here, but there's certain
Speaker 1: people we knew. Yeah, of course, but there are some surprises.
Speaker 1: That's that's a surprise that I would not have. I
Speaker 1: would not have picked. All right, we're forty minutes in
Speaker 1: and I met. I wanted to talk about Oprah and
Speaker 1: Tom Brady and Ivanka show. What's Ivanka doing there at
Speaker 1: the freaking wed.
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 3: I don't know if acas liked that herd a husband
Speaker 3: very much on the scene.
Speaker 4: I think they're kind of all became friends after he
Speaker 4: became the president.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, Chris Jenner had the financial invitation to Kendle,
Speaker 3: Kylie and Chloe because Lauren Sanchez never met those three,
Speaker 3: but the mother said, well, I want them to go
Speaker 3: so they can meet some eligible men.
Speaker 2: I wanted to tell it, Well, did.
Speaker 1: She not know that no NBA players were going?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that many black NBA stars are there? So
Speaker 3: Montreal keeping home. Yeah, that's just so tacky to get
Speaker 3: invitations for your three daughters.
Speaker 1: And you know, but but so Ivanka is friends with Lauren?
Speaker 1: Is that? I don't I think is that Erina? Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that the deal?
Speaker 5: I have no idea.
Speaker 4: I don't know the gossips on that level, but I
Speaker 4: think like maybe she's representing the whole family because Trump
Speaker 4: definitely super.
Speaker 5: Busy to go to and Milani.
Speaker 4: Is not going as Yeah, I'm sure, Yeah, kind of
Speaker 4: given respect from the entire family, plusification in Italy Venus.
Speaker 2: I think her husband probably knows bezos more than Ivanka.
Speaker 1: You think you think uh, you think you think d
Speaker 1: j T got an invitation that way?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Probably. You always have to send it out even
Speaker 2: though you know you can't go.
Speaker 1: You can't go to think if he did, he would
Speaker 1: have given his regrets during a press conference. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: he would. You know. Hey, I'm I'm I'm here at
Speaker 1: you know, wherever the hell he was in Amsterdam. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I was supposed to be in Venice at
Speaker 1: at a wedding this week, but I couldn't make it.
Speaker 1: I'm here with with you guys at Nata. Yes, I
Speaker 1: haven't been to Venus. I've been to Venice, so.
Speaker 4: I'm curious really how the local people live there because
Speaker 4: the only way you can get there is through the canal,
Speaker 4: And how how are you going to get there if
Speaker 4: everything is occupied? They probably were so much irritated.
Speaker 5: In his soul. Yeah, you know, and care about a
Speaker 5: bunch of celebrities.
Speaker 2: I think, No, it's all I know.
Speaker 3: I've been there twice and both times luckily it didn't rain,
Speaker 3: because when it rains there it's flooded, horribly horrible, but
Speaker 3: it's beautiful when you when you get when you go
Speaker 3: on the boat to get to Venice, you can't believe
Speaker 3: there's a city like that. It's just it's remarkable.
Speaker 1: It is. It is beautiful. It's like nothing you've ever
Speaker 1: seen before when you see it for the first time.
Speaker 4: And two out of twenty I was when rain was
Speaker 4: pouring so heavily that they couldn't even park the cars
Speaker 4: of the garage of the first floor because the water
Speaker 4: reached like flora almost so it was a disaster.
Speaker 3: It'll be gone. I think one hundred years from now
Speaker 3: there'll be no more Venice. You could just see it
Speaker 3: come in.
Speaker 2: It's just.
Speaker 4: They say the same about Poland's as a country. They
Speaker 4: say it will go under the water.
Speaker 1: They said the same thing about Florida. It's bunch of crab.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you, if if Florida were going under
Speaker 3: or all the oceans are going to rise, no bank
Speaker 3: would ever give anybody a loan to buy a house
Speaker 3: on the water. They just think about it. Why would
Speaker 3: a bank give you a loan to get a mortgage.
Speaker 1: If an insurance company will give you an insurance plan,
Speaker 1: then the bank's not doesn't have any risks. So I
Speaker 1: don't know that that's the theory. I think the bigger
Speaker 1: thing is it's just the data. When you dig deep
Speaker 1: into the data, it's just not there supporting any of
Speaker 1: the theories. I mean, look at everything they said was
Speaker 1: going to happen at the going backward that, you know,
Speaker 1: the point it was supposed to happen, and none of
Speaker 1: it's happened. And the earth is colder today than it
Speaker 1: was at a bunch of different points during during history.
Speaker 1: And so it was one hundred and four degrees in
Speaker 1: New York two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't know how that's freaking possible.
Speaker 6: But anyway, let's move on, because you know, we're forty
Speaker 6: five minutes in and we haven't gotten to our second story.
Speaker 1: Well, this one is relationships, too, and relationships in a
Speaker 1: really freaking scary, dark, disgusting way. And so there's a
Speaker 1: story out of Arizona about a group of fifth grade girls,
Speaker 1: fifth grade girls that plotted the murder of a fifth
Speaker 1: grade boy who had dated whatever that is at age
Speaker 1: ten or eleven, whatever you are, in fifth grade and
Speaker 1: had I guess a messy breakup with one of the girls. Now. Thankfully,
Speaker 1: another kid overheard them talking about their plan and said
Speaker 1: something to a teacher, and the entire thing blew up,
Speaker 1: got exposed and actually expelled kids and kids had to
Speaker 1: go to different move to different schools and everything. But
Speaker 1: you know, I'm sitting there when I read this, and
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about what memories do you have from fifth grade? Like,
Speaker 1: how did our brains work in fifth grade?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: I have two very specific ones that you know. One
Speaker 1: it was fifth grade for me, Miss Sentelic. I was
Speaker 1: ten years old, and it was half the year spent
Speaker 1: watching the damn Watergate.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 1: They would roll the stupid TV into the class every day,
Speaker 1: the av squad and plug it in and then we'd
Speaker 1: all be bored to death for three hours watching stupid
Speaker 1: Watergate hearings. And then a boy by the name of
Speaker 1: Robert Evers. I don't know if that name rings a
Speaker 1: bell at all. Agent he drowned in the Great South
Speaker 1: Bay while swimming with Danny Trott. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you remember Danny Daniel.
Speaker 2: I remember Danny Trot's name, Yeah, I remember him.
Speaker 1: Danny Troutt was never the same. I mean they went
Speaker 1: out that day together and the other kid, Robert Evers
Speaker 1: drowned died that day, and it was my first experience
Speaker 1: with death. He was in our class. I wasn't super
Speaker 1: friendly with him, but your fifth grade you're friends with
Speaker 1: everyone in the class. And I remember hearing you know,
Speaker 1: the news for the first time and it being such
Speaker 1: an unbelievable jolt because at that age I hadn't even
Speaker 1: lost a grandparent yet. I mean, it was and you know,
Speaker 1: most of the TV shows we watched that, you know,
Speaker 1: Happy Days and Brady Bund. People aren't dying on Happy
Speaker 1: Days and Brady Bunch, and so it was unbelievably shocking.
Speaker 1: But fast forward, I guess fifty years and fifth graders
Speaker 1: plotting murders. This is suburban Arizona's suburban Phoenix, freaking crazy.
Speaker 2: I don't know what kind of girls these are.
Speaker 3: I I lost grandparents from two years old on, so
Speaker 3: I'm used to death. But the worst thing that I
Speaker 3: remember happening, aside from Gary Swanson dying in our senior
Speaker 3: year with that car accident. But during the basketball game,
Speaker 3: it was halftime, but downstairs, Coach Smith is talking to us,
Speaker 3: and then he suddenly says that.
Speaker 2: The two veteran check brothers drowned. Did a great South Bay.
Speaker 3: Why would you tell kids in halftime during the game
Speaker 3: that these two kids we all knew drowned that died.
Speaker 3: That was the fact that was a real shock for us.
Speaker 3: But fifth graders, there's.
Speaker 2: Not an evil bull in your body yet. What's going
Speaker 2: on with kids today?
Speaker 5: You know what's sad at all?
Speaker 4: And you just love Arizona so much, actually so equal
Speaker 4: to the way I love Florida. I think it's a
Speaker 4: very powerful land when I go there, and I feel
Speaker 4: the power of the ground at all in general. But
Speaker 4: I have to tell you what's said when people are
Speaker 4: seeing a homicide or suicide as a solution, as an
Speaker 4: accident out of the situation, any kind of let's say,
Speaker 4: have a conflict with somebody whatever. It could be a friend,
Speaker 4: your employee, your business partner. You think I'll talk to him,
Speaker 4: or I'll call the lawyer, or I don't know, I'll
Speaker 4: bid him out or whatever. You think about an action,
Speaker 4: but you don't think, Okay, why don't I kill him or.
Speaker 5: Why you know?
Speaker 4: So it should be a proper way of thinking when
Speaker 4: you see homicide or suicide as an option that I
Speaker 4: think you should be sick. Unfortunately, mentally sick. And when
Speaker 4: it's a group of young kids, when they see probably
Speaker 4: maybe they're watching TV, that everything is possible nowadays, unfixable
Speaker 4: and this is the way to fix it. Because we
Speaker 4: are talking now about first signs of jealousy or the competition.
Speaker 5: Maybe that girl got jealous. What was the idea of
Speaker 5: the breakup? How when did they start dating? When they
Speaker 5: were three years old or so?
Speaker 4: I have no idea, but this is a very sad
Speaker 4: that young generation, or even if.
Speaker 5: They would have been adults, that.
Speaker 4: They consider killing somebody as an option as a way
Speaker 4: out of any kind of challenge in city. It means
Speaker 4: they will carry it through life because probably now they
Speaker 4: were overheard.
Speaker 5: Their plan was overheard by the boys.
Speaker 4: But if you think about it, it wasn't interrupted, it
Speaker 4: wasn't punished. They were not put on the plates enough,
Speaker 4: or they were parents were not restricted. You know that
Speaker 4: they understood, okay, you don't use that plan anymore in
Speaker 4: your life.
Speaker 5: Never So it was kind of, oh, okay, you don't
Speaker 5: do that, you know.
Speaker 4: And now it's a gossip surround it, maybe a couple
Speaker 4: of news, but everybody will forget about it.
Speaker 2: I think it's I think it's TikTok and social media.
Speaker 3: This is you know, there's a thing recently where these
Speaker 3: kids are holding their breath as long as they can
Speaker 3: and some kids have died because of this, which is,
Speaker 3: how do you just not take a fucking breath. When
Speaker 3: we were kids, there was a game where people are uh,
Speaker 3: you know, keep breathing heavily and spin around a bunch
Speaker 3: of times and they quote unquote fate.
Speaker 2: That was a game we played. I didn't play it
Speaker 2: by neighbors, did. I thought it was horrifying. But I
Speaker 2: think it's TikTok.
Speaker 3: This generation, these kids see many things that they should
Speaker 3: not be subjected to yet and it's their brains up.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: Do you guys, you guys remember the story of the
Speaker 1: school shooter in Michigan where well this is the one
Speaker 1: where they actually put the parents away. So not only
Speaker 1: not only did he is is uh, he was a minor,
Speaker 1: so h he's whatever they can do to him as
Speaker 1: a minor they charged him with and he's put away,
Speaker 1: But they put both of the parents away for uh,
Speaker 1: you know, the mother's handling of text messages and her
Speaker 1: telling the son to ignore certain things, and the father
Speaker 1: having bought a gun but giving the kid access to
Speaker 1: the gun. So I think that's where this stuff has
Speaker 1: to go, is to where the parents, because for parents
Speaker 1: to start actually using the technology now in the phones,
Speaker 1: they're giving these kids to limit their number of hours,
Speaker 1: to restrict sites they can go to, and all of
Speaker 1: these parental controls that you have. You know, we all
Speaker 1: it's it's the first generation iPhone came out in two
Speaker 1: thousand and seven. It's the it's the folks who were
Speaker 1: who had kids that were you know, became teens in
Speaker 1: the twenty tens. Uh, you know, we're the litmus test
Speaker 1: for this, and they all failed miserably. These kids got
Speaker 1: exposed to all kinds of craziness. They got they got
Speaker 1: cast out, became loaners, and and and either suicidal or
Speaker 1: some homicidal. I mean, just you got to do stuff
Speaker 1: to try and reverse this trend. I know, states are
Speaker 1: coming out with laws about phones in school and and
Speaker 1: stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Locker's phone up every day. I actually don't it is great.
Speaker 3: But when Rotzi was involved when there was a school
Speaker 3: shooter at her school, and she texted me while I
Speaker 3: was on the Adam Carolla show, Daddy, there's a shooter.
Speaker 2: I'm under the desk. It's your hearts. You can't believe
Speaker 2: what your heart does at that moment. You can't go
Speaker 2: to the school.
Speaker 3: I got off the air and for that purpose alone.
Speaker 3: I want the kids to have a phone in school.
Speaker 3: But now he has to lock his phone up in
Speaker 3: a bag when he gets to school and he gets at.
Speaker 2: The end of the day.
Speaker 3: I got used to liking to be able to text
Speaker 3: that something or I'm not gonna be home when you
Speaker 3: get back, you know, the keys of it whatever.
Speaker 1: That fucked.
Speaker 3: But when I was a kid, my father had a
Speaker 3: gun in his top drawer and the bullets were there too,
Speaker 3: but not in the gun. He just told me, don't
Speaker 3: ever touch that, and I never And I looked at
Speaker 3: his top drawer constantly.
Speaker 2: He had so many cool things in there. I never
Speaker 2: touched his gun.
Speaker 3: So's it's also the way your parent did, the way
Speaker 3: who brings you up, how much you respect your parents,
Speaker 3: that don't want to disappoint them or maybe even scared
Speaker 3: of them. That these kids just don't feel that way
Speaker 3: with the parent.
Speaker 2: Thing they've gotten.
Speaker 1: Area any other thoughts, you know, it's.
Speaker 5: Interesting you touch TikTok.
Speaker 4: Yesterday I was watching It's Going to be a kind
Speaker 4: of how kids reflect on fire on challenges like that.
Speaker 5: They have a little TikTok video.
Speaker 4: The way kid who is living now in Spain from Ukraine,
Speaker 4: how they react.
Speaker 2: In the city.
Speaker 4: They are so scared, they're so shaking and trembling and
Speaker 4: they are crying when they have fireworks.
Speaker 5: So I think when you're a.
Speaker 4: Child, you're overly sensitive and the surrounding and everything.
Speaker 5: What happens school are the kids family?
Speaker 4: You know, war conditioned in your country hopefully in all
Speaker 4: other countries is peace.
Speaker 5: It affects you very much.
Speaker 4: And I think since you had at least one episode
Speaker 4: like this, it would last with you forever. And aj
Speaker 4: let's say it means you're father's figure was very respectful
Speaker 4: for you because usually kids are very intrigued and curious
Speaker 4: about everything what is forbidden.
Speaker 5: So probably you were scared of the father. You know,
Speaker 5: you're not doing that. So I don't know.
Speaker 4: Where those girls came from, but definitely they are doing something.
Speaker 4: We don't know how it's going to influence the cycle
Speaker 4: of the guy. Would he choose a woman as a
Speaker 4: partner in future because he will think maybe that girls
Speaker 4: are crazy, you know, like we don't know how he
Speaker 4: will deal, would he will would ever get married because
Speaker 4: maybe he would be scared of intimacy and close friendship
Speaker 4: and bid himself or express his opinion. Because it's a
Speaker 4: lot of things hidden inside that episode.
Speaker 5: So I think when.
Speaker 4: You raise up a child, it's a huge, endless, never
Speaker 4: ever ending job.
Speaker 5: You can't protect and you can't control everything.
Speaker 4: What's happening around in the zoo, in the school, in
Speaker 4: the kindergarten.
Speaker 5: You know, So I don't know. I'm sorry that what happened.
Speaker 2: I think that's terrible.
Speaker 1: Well, and certain things are glamorized, you know, if you're
Speaker 1: if you're a teenage kid in school right now, My
Speaker 1: guess is over half of the kids of that age
Speaker 1: and schools around the country right now think Luigi Mangoni
Speaker 1: is a hero, right.
Speaker 2: Think he's adorable, You think so ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Look if if if if the narrative I'm Brian Coberger
Speaker 1: were that these four students were that they had that
Speaker 1: he knew them, and they had treated him awfully and
Speaker 1: they were promiscuous, or what if there was a narrative
Speaker 1: that painted them in a negative light. There would be
Speaker 1: a cross section of the country seeing him as a
Speaker 1: hero and today, you know, got announced that that he
Speaker 1: took a plea deal. They offered him a plea deal,
Speaker 1: which I I know why they did, but I got
Speaker 1: excited when Idaho announced that. You know, one of the
Speaker 1: means that they have there for UH, for implementing the
Speaker 1: death penalty is a firing squad. They do, and that
Speaker 1: would have been that would have been somebody. I think
Speaker 1: it would have done a lot of good. Actually this
Speaker 1: country just see that guy die by firing squad. Maybe
Speaker 1: that makes me just awful, but but you know, when
Speaker 1: you when you commit a senseless murder like that, afore
Speaker 1: and I'm hoping at least that with a plea deal
Speaker 1: with him comes him telling us why, like why why
Speaker 1: did you? Why did you do this?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 1: Did you come in contact with them at some point?
Speaker 1: And there be? But but are these these teenagers are
Speaker 1: seeing all of this stuff from from Mangoni being the
Speaker 1: hero to what happens on college campuses to UH to
Speaker 1: Jews to this crazy UH guy that did this concert
Speaker 1: in the UK. What the heck is his name?
Speaker 2: I never heard of that group. I don't know the guy.
Speaker 3: I never heard of the group. But the chanting about
Speaker 3: the IDF and ship. Yeah, that was ridiculous.
Speaker 1: He's changed death to the IDF death, and and thousands
Speaker 1: and thousands of fans are going are going crazy cheering
Speaker 1: about it. I mean, the world has just become so
Speaker 1: fucked up place.
Speaker 3: Could you I never I mean, I don't know if
Speaker 3: this happened in Ukraine or Europe whenever you were living
Speaker 3: in Europe, but I never knew there was so much
Speaker 3: anti Senitism that kids at Ivy League schools are just
Speaker 3: so against Jews, and not even that but pro Palestinian.
Speaker 2: I think it's just that they found a group to
Speaker 2: belong to.
Speaker 3: I don't think many of them have real feelings about
Speaker 3: Israel and Gaza.
Speaker 2: I think they just want to belong to a group.
Speaker 4: Aja, we don't have such a variety of nationalities in Ukraine.
Speaker 4: It's like to go to Italy. You can see some
Speaker 4: foreigners there, but most of them are Italian people. The
Speaker 4: same here we kind of like pro are not a
Speaker 4: part of Europinian Union, but we are kind of pro
Speaker 4: EU opinion country and we have most of us are Ukrainians.
Speaker 5: And I have to tell you we have.
Speaker 4: A very powerful place for Jews, which is human, but
Speaker 4: they are different type of Jews, and for example, I
Speaker 4: was I knew only Ashkenazi. I never knew this far
Speaker 4: a d part of Jews. I don't know if like
Speaker 4: who's stricter, I don't know who's more traditional.
Speaker 5: I don't know the details. They know each other better.
Speaker 4: But I knew one type, even visually, the only one
Speaker 4: type of Jewish people, which are like clear eyes, you know,
Speaker 4: gray eyes, bluish eyes and so on. So here you
Speaker 4: can see a variety of people from Israel. They are
Speaker 4: probably more traditional, more religious, more strict you know, to
Speaker 4: their family tradition, to the prayer and so on. So
Speaker 4: in the United States, I've seen so many things that
Speaker 4: I never met before. Even I was a traveler all
Speaker 4: my life. To see Jews, I had to go to Israel.
Speaker 4: But we have a lot of Ukrainian Jews, but they're
Speaker 4: not really people who are like keeping Shabbat or eating strict,
Speaker 4: eating Kosher and so on.
Speaker 5: So you're kind of it was difficult to understand.
Speaker 4: Oh, oh you're Jewish. Really are by the mother, by
Speaker 4: the father, by the grand a little bit, you know,
Speaker 4: like like in France, we had a Jewish cartier Arndissment,
Speaker 4: so people knew that. Probably people who are living there
Speaker 4: are they are Moroccan Jews or you know, like Israeli.
Speaker 4: But most of them, it's like French and French the
Speaker 4: same here in Ukraine. But about Palestinian, I had just
Speaker 4: one Palestinian kind of friend.
Speaker 5: He was dating Ukrainian girlfriend. But I never we never
Speaker 5: talked about tradition.
Speaker 4: Women can in France from France, so the conflict was
Speaker 4: out of there.
Speaker 5: So it wasn't the time. It was five years ago.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we've we've been pretty heavy this episode, so
Speaker 1: I think maybe we'll end things lightening it up a
Speaker 1: little bit. I saw this story and couldn't resist because
Speaker 1: I love to piss your husband off once in every episode.
Speaker 1: And so the fact that the fact, no, it's not
Speaker 1: not sharks, although I did watch a shark documentary last night.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, interesting, Yeah to crazy, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Just grab the fin of a great white and go
Speaker 1: for a swim man. You know, pretty girl too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll talk about that one next next, next time around.
Speaker 1: But the fact that this happened on Staten Island really
Speaker 1: cracked me up. But a Staten Island man found himself
Speaker 1: in a wild confrontation when a feisty Turkey chased around
Speaker 1: his driveway in a bird brain showdown caught on camera.
Speaker 1: No cologne. This guy is this guy's name. He just
Speaker 1: stepped out of his house and was headed to work
Speaker 1: for the days. I was walking out of his front
Speaker 1: door onto his driveway to get into his car when
Speaker 1: this freaking emu from hell. It wasn't an emu, it
Speaker 1: was a freaking turkey or winged menace, as the article
Speaker 1: I'm looking at says, swooped in from behind and aggressively
Speaker 1: flapped after him all the way to his car. Oh shit,
Speaker 1: A frenzied Colonnees could be heard saying in the chaotic
Speaker 1: home surveillance footage, the uh this, I mean, this bird
Speaker 1: was in full on freaking attack mode. The guy thought
Speaker 1: at one point he'd avoided him and and you hear
Speaker 1: him go. Thank god, he opens his door and the
Speaker 1: freaking turkey literally comes from underneath to attack him right
Speaker 1: at his at his door as he opened his his door,
Speaker 1: so he could barely barely get the door the door
Speaker 1: closed and first. So I'm just sitting there looking at
Speaker 1: this going a turkey in Staten Island and attacking turkey.
Speaker 1: But here's what happened, though, is they later found eleven eggs.
Speaker 2: Near where.
Speaker 1: The bird came out for the turkey came out from
Speaker 1: to attack the guy.
Speaker 2: Right right, that'll do it. Yeah, I don't fuck with bears,
Speaker 2: any animal.
Speaker 3: Don't mess with any animal if they got babies nearby, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's awesome.
Speaker 2: I never knew there were turkeys. Rita.
Speaker 3: You'll never go to Staten Island. Believe you're not missing anything.
Speaker 3: But I had a girlfriend there, and it's a lot
Speaker 3: of Italians, mostly Italians. It's a very it's you got
Speaker 3: to take a bridge from Brooklyn. It's an awful place.
Speaker 3: I never knew there were turkey is It's awful.
Speaker 2: It's not I was so awful. It's just so boring
Speaker 2: and awful.
Speaker 3: Like we all moved from the cities to Long Island,
Speaker 3: but some people went from the cities to stat Island,
Speaker 3: and I get I guarantee they repredded it.
Speaker 1: Staten Island gets a horrible haul of rap because the
Speaker 1: if you're trying to get to the arizontal bridge, you're
Speaker 1: trying to get to Brooklyn, you go over this thing
Speaker 1: that looks like it's going to fall any minute called
Speaker 1: the Gobels the Gobels Bridge, which has to be five
Speaker 1: hundred and seventy five years old, and then you drive
Speaker 1: on this thing called the four forty Expressway that it
Speaker 1: seems like for thirty miles goes along a landfill and
Speaker 1: all you smell is shit the entire So every single person,
Speaker 1: if you don't live in Staten Island, you're only the
Speaker 1: only reference point is the twenty thirty whatever it is
Speaker 1: miles of shit driving you do a long landfill before
Speaker 1: you get to the Arizona, after you've crossed the five
Speaker 1: hundred and seventy five year old bridge, and the other way,
Speaker 1: if you're going to New Jersey there's the Bayone Bridge,
Speaker 1: which is which is another seven hundred twenty seven year
Speaker 1: old bridge which just takes you from one horrible place
Speaker 1: to another to Bayonne, New Jersey from State NA. So
Speaker 1: poor Staaten Island. Yeah, and now to have attack attack
Speaker 1: turkeys there, and I never knew that.
Speaker 2: That's just I never knew the turkeys as that island.
Speaker 3: But you know, I one time, a remember you've you've
Speaker 3: seen we grew up on the water, so we've seen
Speaker 3: many swans on Long Island, but they get vicious. Swans
Speaker 3: don't mess with swans that big. And one time, one
Speaker 3: landed on our driveway during a basketball game, just fell
Speaker 3: out of the sky and it was pissed off and
Speaker 3: it was hurt and we have to call uh, I
Speaker 3: don't know, animal control to get rid of it, because
Speaker 3: it was just it was coming after us.
Speaker 2: It was runny after us, like, don't fuck with big birds.
Speaker 2: That's scary.
Speaker 1: You're in No h No stories of Ukrainian depth birds
Speaker 1: from your youth, nothing, I have.
Speaker 5: Those stories, but I know that you I said the
Speaker 5: only one thing. I think it's all about mother's instincts.
Speaker 4: I think that when you have to protect your kids,
Speaker 4: you don't care what you are. You can t bear,
Speaker 4: you can be you know, mommy beer, that's what you become.
Speaker 4: I don't know what mother's instinct is fully because I
Speaker 4: never became a mother, but I guess it's like out
Speaker 4: of limits.
Speaker 5: You know, size the limits and you'll do whatever.
Speaker 4: So I think, especially when you're animal and you have
Speaker 4: it fully in yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the animal kingdom, it's all mother.
Speaker 3: You know, Mama bears they don't really want to fuck
Speaker 3: with humans, but if they're children in nearby and their
Speaker 3: cobs or whatever you want to call it, it's it's deadly.
Speaker 1: Well have. Have either of you ever heard of a castawery.
Speaker 2: I've heard the word, but like they're like big birds.
Speaker 1: They're they're there, they look like EMUs or EMUs, but
Speaker 1: they're in Australia and uh. This week, a mother and
Speaker 1: son narrowly escaped an encounter with two hungry castawerries. One
Speaker 1: of the and no, no, but this is true. Cassowaria
Speaker 1: is one of the only bird species on the planet
Speaker 1: with a track record of killing humans. This bread of
Speaker 1: bird has taken out people in Australia. The mother said,
Speaker 1: thankfully they were able to get inside their home to safety.
Speaker 1: But this paper in Australia says it's important reminder to
Speaker 1: not interfere with wildlife. The cassowaries are capable of inflicting
Speaker 1: serious damage to humans by delivering powerful kicks with their large,
Speaker 1: sharp clawed feet.
Speaker 2: They have a boat on their head too. They have
Speaker 2: something on their head that will knock you out.
Speaker 1: They're badasses. With this paper. They're most active at twilight
Speaker 1: and they have a claw that rivals Freddy.
Speaker 2: Krueger's Oh God.
Speaker 1: And they're one of the few bird species that have
Speaker 1: been known to kill humans. So if you Australia's got
Speaker 1: some fun time.
Speaker 2: You could die so many ways in Australia would.
Speaker 1: Just walking across the street.
Speaker 3: How about the fact that I heard this I settled
Speaker 3: on the show years ago. The uh they're drop bears.
Speaker 3: Koala bears will fall down from a tree on top
Speaker 3: of people and injure them even though they look so lovable.
Speaker 3: But the bigger koala bears and apparently maybe I'm getting
Speaker 3: this wrong, but apparently they have STDs.
Speaker 2: And if they but.
Speaker 1: No, come on, dude, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: STD birds in Australia, I'm telling you.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: Wait, so the koala bear falls on.
Speaker 2: You, Okay, look at it.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's wait, it's janitals are exposed as it's
Speaker 1: falling on you. This is what you're saying. You get
Speaker 1: a koala STD if.
Speaker 2: They look they got chlamydia.
Speaker 3: It says in Australia, some of the birds have some
Speaker 3: of the bears have chlamydia. So you gotta be careful
Speaker 3: to fall on you and scratch you. You might get
Speaker 3: an st D. But that's just the sharks.
Speaker 2: Uh. You know kangaroos.
Speaker 3: You see how jack kangaroos get the muscles on kangaroos
Speaker 3: you can't fight them.
Speaker 2: No, that's very scary. Animals infected.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see nine of them are infected.
Speaker 2: There you go, get herpies in the eye.
Speaker 1: So what was like the just female koalas are just whores.
Speaker 1: I mean they're just going around banging every freaking bear inside.
Speaker 2: I don't know how they get them, but they have STDs,
Speaker 2: so definitely clear. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, folks will have to look into this before the
Speaker 1: next episode. It requires some item research careful, some some
Speaker 1: deep deep research careful. Alrighty guys, fun hanging. Thanks for
Speaker 1: a great afternoon together. We'll talk back at you folks
Speaker 1: again next week. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 2: Everybody, take care.