Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your tako one
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Speaker 2: All right? Uh, we talked about this when it was
Speaker 2: first announced a while back that uh it was described
Speaker 2: as the crews that will never really stop where passengers
Speaker 2: will be able to visit nearly one hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: countries over just this incredibly long stretch of time.
Speaker 3: And it costs like one hundred thousand, right minimum. Do
Speaker 3: you know the day that cruise was supposed to take off, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was supposed to take off in May. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3: The day that was supposed to take off was.
Speaker 2: May.
Speaker 4: But then it was pushed back.
Speaker 3: I think pat to the day that the computers crashed,
Speaker 3: and remember all the Delta flights canceled. Well, I have
Speaker 3: another updates. Well, hold on back to that update for
Speaker 3: those that haven't heard it. A lot of people were
Speaker 3: going to miss that cruise because they couldn't get their flight.
Speaker 3: It was canceled, just like many others were. So what's
Speaker 3: the new update. It was supposed to set sail May thirtieth.
Speaker 3: I think this is the new Titanic. It shouldn't go.
Speaker 3: There's too many things, too many things coming up.
Speaker 2: The Villa VI Odyssey is currently docked in Belfast, Ireland
Speaker 2: at the port there, and many of the passengers that
Speaker 2: are waiting to head out on this extended excursion are
Speaker 2: there in Belfast and have been since May thirtieth. The ship, however,
Speaker 2: is not ready to sail. They have not finished all
Speaker 2: of the mechanical updates that were required for this. Everything
Speaker 2: else is pretty much ready to go as they await.
Speaker 2: They have been able to use the ship every day
Speaker 2: during the day for all amenities, meals, you can use
Speaker 2: all the facilities and whatnot. At night, though, you have
Speaker 2: to leave the ship, and they're actually paying to shuttle
Speaker 2: you back and forth from wherever you're staying in Belfast.
Speaker 2: And they'll also pay for any kind of excursions you're
Speaker 2: going on, or meals or anything. And as better as
Speaker 2: you have, they better pay for everything. If you spent
Speaker 2: that exorbitant amount of money, pat and use it. I
Speaker 2: know Ireland's beautiful, right, but stay two months since May thirtieth. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's only so much you can do, right, I mean.
Speaker 4: It's almost three months. Think about it.
Speaker 3: All of June, all of July, August is over, the
Speaker 3: Fat Lady is sung. That's three months of your time.
Speaker 3: You better throw in that FSU game. You know that
Speaker 3: happened last week. I'm going to rack you up for everything.
Speaker 3: There's gonna be so many lawsuits for one and then
Speaker 3: for two. I don't know if I trust it.
Speaker 2: You know. One of the options on this too was, uh,
Speaker 2: you were able to actually purchase permanently one of the
Speaker 2: five hundred plus cabins on board. Yeah, I heard that
Speaker 2: the starting rate was one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Just buy it. I own a cabin on the boat.
Speaker 4: I could just rent it out, ableter just rent it out.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you can sublet it or not.
Speaker 4: I don't know how that works.
Speaker 3: I don't know if i'd want to people get a
Speaker 3: little bit zany on cruises, you know.
Speaker 4: I just I'm trying.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think, if you have been one of
Speaker 2: the passengers that have been stuck there and have been
Speaker 2: going through this for as you pointed out, in the
Speaker 2: most three months, is it going to be almost anti
Speaker 2: climactic when you finally just leave and go.
Speaker 3: It's three months today, not almost three months. Yeah, and again,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be already talking to people there or other.
Speaker 3: You know, you've already made friends with everybody that you've
Speaker 3: eaten on the boat with for three months, and then
Speaker 3: that you've seen around Ireland. I'm gonna say, should we
Speaker 3: trust this thing? They're still doing mechanical you know, Titanical? Hey, question,
Speaker 3: whatever happened to that? The super yacht? Oh, there's an
Speaker 3: investigation going on there and there's investigations of wrongdoing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's some sketchiness. I just wondering if we had
Speaker 4: an update.
Speaker 2: Hey, if you live on social media, you might have
Speaker 2: noticed one of the things trending is the term gaiter
Speaker 2: wine gater wine.
Speaker 4: I know I don't live on social media. Maybe that's why.
Speaker 2: What is gator wine nothing to do with uf No,
Speaker 2: it's a wine with gatorade. It's a specific recipe. Here,
Speaker 2: here's the idea. The recipe is equal parts light blue
Speaker 2: Glacier freeze, Gatorade. You have to use Glacier freeze, gatorade,
Speaker 2: and any cheap red wine that's less than twelve bucks
Speaker 2: a bottle.
Speaker 4: Is this a college face?
Speaker 2: No? This some some popular YouTube series. I tried this,
Speaker 2: and I guess the idea has people saying, Eh, it's
Speaker 2: you know, it's better than cheap wine on its own.
Speaker 4: Well, yes, you it is. You have related by the way,
Speaker 4: because remember Gator eighte.
Speaker 2: Okay, if you want to lose ten percent, this just
Speaker 2: sounds like a vomit waiting to happen. I mean, you're
Speaker 2: already dealing with cheap, cheap wine. It's definitely a headache.
Speaker 2: Not that I could tell good wine from cheap wine,
Speaker 2: because I'm not a wine guy. Now zero percent wine,
Speaker 2: to be honest with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I'd have it if I had to.
Speaker 3: But uh, when the buddies break it out at the party,
Speaker 3: I reach right over for my beer, you know, like
Speaker 3: if they're having a nice dinner or something for fantasy football,
Speaker 3: and somebody goes, oh, I have buddies that sell wine.
Speaker 4: He goes, oh, I have this vintage read I brought.
Speaker 4: I'm like, good for you, I'll have the vintage beer
Speaker 4: from your wine cellar. But that's what they do.
Speaker 3: They sell it so they know that kind of stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I do. I kind of go, no, I'm good.
Speaker 3: We're just not wine dudes. But it could work in
Speaker 3: your favor. Also, because the gatorade for the hangover that
Speaker 3: you're gonna have from that cheap red well, well.
Speaker 2: Keep you a little hydrated. Huh huh, yeah, yeah, oh huh.
Speaker 2: Give it a whirl this weekend. Remember it has to
Speaker 2: be cheap red wine less than twelve bucks a bottle
Speaker 2: and blue Glacier freeze gatorade.
Speaker 3: Honestly, if you're a wine person, we weren't trying to
Speaker 3: dog you at all.
Speaker 4: We're just not wine dudes.
Speaker 3: If you are, somebody could try that and text us
Speaker 3: at two two five two six, you know, come Monday,
Speaker 3: or if you've already had it, give us a text
Speaker 3: two two five two six.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: And for the record, we're essentially uncultured heathens.
Speaker 3: Were we are ten percent wine though, hold on, you
Speaker 3: know how Strawberry Hill days and.
Speaker 2: And oh no no we're talking present high school what no,
Speaker 2: I know, but you can't. You can't tether that to
Speaker 2: us present day.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: No, our old boss zones a line joint that could be. No,
Speaker 3: you're right, even my friends settle line is not. I'm
Speaker 3: not ten percent. That's one thing that I'm not mastered down. People.
Speaker 2: If you drive a Tesla and you utilize the autopilot
Speaker 2: feature and uh not off behind the wheel, know that
Speaker 2: you know, even though your car may keep driving, other
Speaker 2: drivers are going to notice your sleep and call the
Speaker 2: police out of concern. This is exactly what happened to
Speaker 2: a twenty five year old guy in North Carolina. Uh
Speaker 2: he threw his Tesla into autopilot, noded out and uh I.
Speaker 4: Have more on this story, by the way, on our
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Speaker 2: Uh nod it out, noted off and uh police came
Speaker 2: out on the car, you know, go down the highway.
Speaker 2: They blared the sirens to try to get his attention.
Speaker 2: Wasn't waking up, so they did the deal where they
Speaker 2: got in front of him and slowed down. So the
Speaker 2: auto sensors when saw on that. That's srresponsible on his side.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, well not to mention the fact that the
Speaker 2: car was packed with drugs as well. Found a ton
Speaker 2: of vape pens loaded with a whole variety of things
Speaker 2: ranging from THHC.
Speaker 4: You can vape, ecstasy and meth you can vape anything.
Speaker 2: Well, well, yeah, he had it all locked and loaded
Speaker 2: and ready to go. I guess he was off to
Speaker 2: the weekend drug bazaar. Dude, Honestly, you have to be
Speaker 2: so fraught drug trafficking, drug possession, and reckless driving are
Speaker 2: his charges.
Speaker 3: You have to be so fried out of your mind
Speaker 3: or just stupid that you have a car full of
Speaker 3: drugs and you think, huh, I'm gonna.
Speaker 4: Do sleep, drive autopilot, let's go as I stand at
Speaker 4: at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's when you just want I sound I can't
Speaker 3: say that.
Speaker 4: It makes me sound like a road rager. I was
Speaker 4: gonna you know, you're.
Speaker 2: Gonna say you're gonna reach for a classic Gator wine
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 3: No, it's gonna quarter panel check him into the guard right,
Speaker 3: tell Nascar style man, follow the lit I