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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your tako one

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<v Speaker 1>O one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, This hour has brought

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<v Speaker 2>today nine O five, one oh five and five oh five.

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<v Speaker 3>We fly out, put you up in a hotel, you

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<v Speaker 3>go to a kick ass concert Black Crows and many more,

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<v Speaker 3>and that grand to spend not too shabby.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll remind you closer too, don't you worry?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Uh, we talked about this when it was

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<v Speaker 2>first announced a while back that uh it was described

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<v Speaker 2>as the crews that will never really stop where passengers

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<v Speaker 2>will be able to visit nearly one hundred and fifty

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<v Speaker 2>countries over just this incredibly long stretch of time.

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<v Speaker 3>And it costs like one hundred thousand, right minimum. Do

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<v Speaker 3>you know the day that cruise was supposed to take off, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it was supposed to take off in May. Yeah, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>The day that was supposed to take off was.

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<v Speaker 2>May.

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<v Speaker 4>But then it was pushed back.

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<v Speaker 3>I think pat to the day that the computers crashed,

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<v Speaker 3>and remember all the Delta flights canceled. Well, I have

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<v Speaker 3>another updates. Well, hold on back to that update for

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<v Speaker 3>those that haven't heard it. A lot of people were

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<v Speaker 3>going to miss that cruise because they couldn't get their flight.

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<v Speaker 3>It was canceled, just like many others were. So what's

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<v Speaker 3>the new update. It was supposed to set sail May thirtieth.

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<v Speaker 3>I think this is the new Titanic. It shouldn't go.

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<v Speaker 3>There's too many things, too many things coming up.

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<v Speaker 2>The Villa VI Odyssey is currently docked in Belfast, Ireland

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<v Speaker 2>at the port there, and many of the passengers that

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<v Speaker 2>are waiting to head out on this extended excursion are

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<v Speaker 2>there in Belfast and have been since May thirtieth. The ship, however,

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<v Speaker 2>is not ready to sail. They have not finished all

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<v Speaker 2>of the mechanical updates that were required for this. Everything

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<v Speaker 2>else is pretty much ready to go as they await.

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<v Speaker 2>They have been able to use the ship every day

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<v Speaker 2>during the day for all amenities, meals, you can use

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<v Speaker 2>all the facilities and whatnot. At night, though, you have

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<v Speaker 2>to leave the ship, and they're actually paying to shuttle

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<v Speaker 2>you back and forth from wherever you're staying in Belfast.

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<v Speaker 2>And they'll also pay for any kind of excursions you're

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<v Speaker 2>going on, or meals or anything. And as better as

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<v Speaker 2>you have, they better pay for everything. If you spent

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<v Speaker 2>that exorbitant amount of money, pat and use it. I

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<v Speaker 2>know Ireland's beautiful, right, but stay two months since May thirtieth. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there's only so much you can do, right, I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>It's almost three months. Think about it.

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<v Speaker 3>All of June, all of July, August is over, the

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<v Speaker 3>Fat Lady is sung. That's three months of your time.

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<v Speaker 3>You better throw in that FSU game. You know that

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<v Speaker 3>happened last week. I'm going to rack you up for everything.

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<v Speaker 3>There's gonna be so many lawsuits for one and then

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<v Speaker 3>for two. I don't know if I trust it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. One of the options on this too was, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>you were able to actually purchase permanently one of the

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<v Speaker 2>five hundred plus cabins on board. Yeah, I heard that

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<v Speaker 2>the starting rate was one hundred thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>Just buy it. I own a cabin on the boat.

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<v Speaker 4>I could just rent it out, ableter just rent it out.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if you can sublet it or not.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know how that works.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if i'd want to people get a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit zany on cruises, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>I just I'm trying.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to think, if you have been one of

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<v Speaker 2>the passengers that have been stuck there and have been

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<v Speaker 2>going through this for as you pointed out, in the

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<v Speaker 2>most three months, is it going to be almost anti

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<v Speaker 2>climactic when you finally just leave and go.

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<v Speaker 3>It's three months today, not almost three months. Yeah, and again,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna be already talking to people there or other.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, you've already made friends with everybody that you've

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<v Speaker 3>eaten on the boat with for three months, and then

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<v Speaker 3>that you've seen around Ireland. I'm gonna say, should we

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<v Speaker 3>trust this thing? They're still doing mechanical you know, Titanical? Hey, question,

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<v Speaker 3>whatever happened to that? The super yacht? Oh, there's an

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<v Speaker 3>investigation going on there and there's investigations of wrongdoing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's some sketchiness. I just wondering if we had

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<v Speaker 4>an update.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, if you live on social media, you might have

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<v Speaker 2>noticed one of the things trending is the term gaiter

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<v Speaker 2>wine gater wine.

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<v Speaker 4>I know I don't live on social media. Maybe that's why.

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<v Speaker 2>What is gator wine nothing to do with uf No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a wine with gatorade. It's a specific recipe. Here,

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<v Speaker 2>here's the idea. The recipe is equal parts light blue

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<v Speaker 2>Glacier freeze, Gatorade. You have to use Glacier freeze, gatorade,

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<v Speaker 2>and any cheap red wine that's less than twelve bucks

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<v Speaker 2>a bottle.

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<v Speaker 4>Is this a college face?

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<v Speaker 2>No? This some some popular YouTube series. I tried this,

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<v Speaker 2>and I guess the idea has people saying, Eh, it's

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<v Speaker 2>you know, it's better than cheap wine on its own.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, yes, you it is. You have related by the way,

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<v Speaker 4>because remember Gator eighte.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, if you want to lose ten percent, this just

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<v Speaker 2>sounds like a vomit waiting to happen. I mean, you're

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<v Speaker 2>already dealing with cheap, cheap wine. It's definitely a headache.

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<v Speaker 2>Not that I could tell good wine from cheap wine,

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm not a wine guy. Now zero percent wine,

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<v Speaker 2>to be honest with you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean I'd have it if I had to.

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<v Speaker 3>But uh, when the buddies break it out at the party,

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<v Speaker 3>I reach right over for my beer, you know, like

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<v Speaker 3>if they're having a nice dinner or something for fantasy football,

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<v Speaker 3>and somebody goes, oh, I have buddies that sell wine.

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<v Speaker 4>He goes, oh, I have this vintage read I brought.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, good for you, I'll have the vintage beer

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<v Speaker 4>from your wine cellar. But that's what they do.

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<v Speaker 3>They sell it so they know that kind of stuff. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but I do. I kind of go, no, I'm good.

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<v Speaker 3>We're just not wine dudes. But it could work in

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<v Speaker 3>your favor. Also, because the gatorade for the hangover that

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<v Speaker 3>you're gonna have from that cheap red well, well.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep you a little hydrated. Huh huh, yeah, yeah, oh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>Give it a whirl this weekend. Remember it has to

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<v Speaker 2>be cheap red wine less than twelve bucks a bottle

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<v Speaker 2>and blue Glacier freeze gatorade.

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, if you're a wine person, we weren't trying to

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<v Speaker 3>dog you at all.

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<v Speaker 4>We're just not wine dudes.

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<v Speaker 3>If you are, somebody could try that and text us

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<v Speaker 3>at two two five two six, you know, come Monday,

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<v Speaker 3>or if you've already had it, give us a text

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<v Speaker 3>two two five two six.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>And for the record, we're essentially uncultured heathens.

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<v Speaker 3>Were we are ten percent wine though, hold on, you

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<v Speaker 3>know how Strawberry Hill days and.

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<v Speaker 2>And oh no no we're talking present high school what no,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, but you can't. You can't tether that to

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<v Speaker 2>us present day.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 3>No, our old boss zones a line joint that could be. No,

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<v Speaker 3>you're right, even my friends settle line is not. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not ten percent. That's one thing that I'm not mastered down. People.

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<v Speaker 2>If you drive a Tesla and you utilize the autopilot

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<v Speaker 2>feature and uh not off behind the wheel, know that

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<v Speaker 2>you know, even though your car may keep driving, other

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<v Speaker 2>drivers are going to notice your sleep and call the

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<v Speaker 2>police out of concern. This is exactly what happened to

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<v Speaker 2>a twenty five year old guy in North Carolina. Uh

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<v Speaker 2>he threw his Tesla into autopilot, noded out and uh I.

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<v Speaker 4>Have more on this story, by the way, on our

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<v Speaker 4>Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh nod it out, noted off and uh police came

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<v Speaker 2>out on the car, you know, go down the highway.

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<v Speaker 2>They blared the sirens to try to get his attention.

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<v Speaker 2>Wasn't waking up, so they did the deal where they

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<v Speaker 2>got in front of him and slowed down. So the

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<v Speaker 2>auto sensors when saw on that. That's srresponsible on his side.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, well not to mention the fact that the

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<v Speaker 2>car was packed with drugs as well. Found a ton

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<v Speaker 2>of vape pens loaded with a whole variety of things

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<v Speaker 2>ranging from THHC.

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<v Speaker 4>You can vape, ecstasy and meth you can vape anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, well, yeah, he had it all locked and loaded

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<v Speaker 2>and ready to go. I guess he was off to

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<v Speaker 2>the weekend drug bazaar. Dude, Honestly, you have to be

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<v Speaker 2>so fraught drug trafficking, drug possession, and reckless driving are

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<v Speaker 2>his charges.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to be so fried out of your mind

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<v Speaker 3>or just stupid that you have a car full of

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<v Speaker 3>drugs and you think, huh, I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 4>Do sleep, drive autopilot, let's go as I stand at

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<v Speaker 4>at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's when you just want I sound I can't

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<v Speaker 3>say that.

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<v Speaker 4>It makes me sound like a road rager. I was

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<v Speaker 4>gonna you know, you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna say you're gonna reach for a classic Gator wine

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<v Speaker 2>or something.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's gonna quarter panel check him into the guard right,

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<v Speaker 3>tell Nascar style man, follow the lit I