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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready to risk it for the biscuit who.

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<v Speaker 2>Was lucky enough to get through?

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning Rot Ryan show. Hi?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>Who's this Brian?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>Brian, Brian.

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<v Speaker 2>If you don't mind sharing, you don't have to. Would

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<v Speaker 2>you tell me what your last name is?

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<v Speaker 1>It's Van Valkenberg.

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<v Speaker 3>Bro.

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<v Speaker 2>You ever thought about putting a band together and calling

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<v Speaker 2>it Van Vulkenberg.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, the Van Vampires, the Van Vulkanberg.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the best last name. It's like the Van Vulkenbergs.

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<v Speaker 2>As a matter of fact, why do you call yourself Brian?

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you just walk around and make everybody call

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<v Speaker 2>you Van Volkenberg.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going change my name right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like, okay van Valkenberg on the show Boom Dude,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the name you go by.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ever referred to by your last name or not?

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<v Speaker 4>Really?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's awesome sometimes it probably makes Where is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it Dutch?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it German?

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<v Speaker 1>It's Dutch.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Dutch, just like Van Halens.

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<v Speaker 1>The van Halens are Dutch. Hey listen, that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>This is gonna be the last time that somebody gets

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<v Speaker 2>a shot to win some cash via this game.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called risk it for the biscuit. Van Volkenberg, have

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<v Speaker 1>you heard it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think people are doing you think people are

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<v Speaker 2>playing it well? Or you think they're they're they're bugging

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<v Speaker 2>out too early? Do you think they're playing it about right?

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<v Speaker 1>You just got to go for it. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to know your strategy, but I think I just heard

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<v Speaker 1>your strategy.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't hated on anyone that laid up short, but

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<v Speaker 2>when you're on the green, when you're on the green,

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<v Speaker 2>you got that putt and you come up short, you

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<v Speaker 2>get called names. I'm trying not to call people names.

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<v Speaker 2>Heep been very kind, but people have left some money

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<v Speaker 2>on the table. Van Volkenberg. I don't want to know.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I've talked to every single person for now two weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>You got a number in your head. He you okay, Alex, Alex,

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<v Speaker 2>you're an evil little man. You can be not nice

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes I'm the nicest. Well, that's that your mom talking,

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<v Speaker 2>Brian van Volkenberg. I'm going to light the fuse. You're

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<v Speaker 2>going to hear it. You're gonna hear one hundred dollars increments.

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<v Speaker 2>When you hear a dollar amount, that money is yours.

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<v Speaker 2>You can lock in at any time by telling me

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<v Speaker 2>to stop and that cash is yours. Brian van Valkenberg,

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<v Speaker 2>May I light this candle, let's go.

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<v Speaker 4>Last day, Come on, one hundred dollars, lock it in,

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<v Speaker 4>lock it in.

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<v Speaker 1>Two hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>That's your money. Van Valkenberg.

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<v Speaker 1>Three hundred dollars. Four hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Sixs me nerves that.

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<v Speaker 3>Colley, I could use that cash.

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<v Speaker 4>Six hundred dollars. Okay, I'm freaking seven hundred dollars. That's

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of money, lucky. Seven, eight hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Alex Is smiling.

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<v Speaker 1>Nine hundred dollars. Wow, so nine hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>This Van Bolkenberg, balls, Ball, say it with me, Ball, Jude,

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<v Speaker 3>are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Wow?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, hey Brian van Ballenberg nine one hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, dang, oh man, you guys casual.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, yeah, I don't know if you're watching, because

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's not in real time if you're watching

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<v Speaker 2>on Facebook. Alex is over there, he's got this se

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<v Speaker 2>grin on his face.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm looking at him like what, Like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna so help me. God if you blow it

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<v Speaker 1>up on this dude early on.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't wait.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care when he says stop is it it?

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<v Speaker 3>Can?

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<v Speaker 2>I want to know is it gonna explode right after that?

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<v Speaker 2>To be stop it right before the explosion? Very well played,

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Ben Kimberg, can we listen?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to do.

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<v Speaker 4>It to one thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't even matter, bro, you left one hundred bucks

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<v Speaker 3>on the fine bridan love.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that was it.

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<v Speaker 1>That was it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was I was told no matter what happens today,

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<v Speaker 2>that was absolute it.

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<v Speaker 1>Way to go out, Brian van Vulkanburg.

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<v Speaker 2>With the balls today.

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<v Speaker 1>Nine honey, dude, way to go. Thank you, Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>to my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn.

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<v Speaker 2>That was good, Brian. Thank you to the Texas Hammers.

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<v Speaker 2>This game is so much fun to play, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's cash, it's local, it's here, and the generosity of

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<v Speaker 2>the Texas Hammers of letting us play this game for

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<v Speaker 2>almost two weeks now.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, all right, jelly right up a check