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Speaker 1: From the stage of the Nixon Theater in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

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The Texico Service Stations and dealers from coast to coast

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present the fire Chief Forte Don bories in the fire

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Key five rail Maximum.

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Speaker 2: And d Win the fire cheaf Man. Well, see what's

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the good word? What? What's the good word? Money? Praying money?

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Speaker 3: I caught you at last, k Yeah, I heard you

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wought a second man car. I knew I get you

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to ride an automobile. Oh, I admit I bought a

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second hand contract. But I didn't buy him to ride in.

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Speaker 2: No I used it. I'd always stick the horse fam

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always why the horses are a thing of the pan.

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Speaker 3: If you look all over the land, where would you

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find an old tam Ford?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: The old calf horses flam You don't go to the race,

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and do you none?

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Speaker 2: So are you still at it? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yes, raam only yesterday I set fight straight on a horse,

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ractor shirt on him.

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Speaker 2: I hope he ran fast.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'll say he rides Graham. I left the pins

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in the chase. And see I did your uncle get

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down to the drag way?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Noway?

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Speaker 3: And my uncle couldn't stand the excitement. The doctor wrote

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a complete vest for my uncle. The doctor said that

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he must not be the stape. I'm sorry to hear that,

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keep Worthy. No, I just told you he must be

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very quiet, slam the doctor, and he must not be

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the space.

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Speaker 2: So why set him up?

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Speaker 6: And I tell him to be an out telling to

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be optimistic? Some day his kipp will come in.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's the same thing, Graham. He don't even admitted

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the week and it's Kipps has already come in he hands.

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He skipped in already. Oh yes, Raymond skippings in it

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to receive a sip, you know. And I thought something

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was wrong with your aunt. The last time I saw him,

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he was leading.

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Speaker 6: A cow down Broadway.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, he was leading the car down Broadway

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to know why why excuse me forbidding his sterical It.

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Speaker 3: Looks like would So he was taking the car down Broadway.

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Speaker 5: He was going to the theater to see green passage.

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That stumps me.

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Speaker 6: What's the music?

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Speaker 2: We'll gramm it. Talking about the music, we're also talking

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about horses and cow.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so we'll play the new Milkman's horse song.

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Speaker 5: The name of it is Tea.

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Speaker 2: I hate to get out in the morning.

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Speaker 6: Gee, I want to thank you for those dozen eggs

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you brought me from the fire to night, and they're

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very frank.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'll say the age the freak right good.

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Speaker 5: The ticket doesn't even know I've.

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Speaker 2: Got him yet. The dog you bought him, brought him

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to night? Is that from the fire, dude?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yes, man, that's a great game, a great game.

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Speaker 6: Jeez, you look more like a dog comes to me.

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Speaker 2: Well, he steals awfully low to night playing. That's a fire,

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you know.

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Speaker 5: See.

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Speaker 2: I have a dog so small you can put him in.

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Speaker 3: Your pocket, and if worth three thousand dollars, wait, thix

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thousand dollars, I'm fat.

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Speaker 2: Goodness, I've got a little dog like that. Save up

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so much money. Play. I've got to get up a

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farm some day, Chief, And look at all your pets.

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Speaker 5: Oh, you'll love them, Bram.

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Speaker 2: I've got one cow that I expect to bring.

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Speaker 5: Me a lot of money.

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Speaker 2: That's oh, indeed, ya, he's engaged the boo Montala. See

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why you're making any money on your farm?

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Speaker 3: Oh, I tell you, I'm gonna make money. I'm going

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in the dairy business.

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Speaker 2: Malan. The fellow on the next farm to me.

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Speaker 5: Made a fortune out of cheese.

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Speaker 2: You know, yes, I'll tell you about him.

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Speaker 3: He's a mouse, the mouse Candra. You know he tells

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sees to write, you know, that's what he does.

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Speaker 2: That's enough for me from you. Well, speaking of mouse,

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the mouse Cambra.

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Speaker 3: And now that Mickey Mouse is money for President Raham,

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we'll play Mickey Mouse's campaign shops.

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Speaker 7: The name of it is see cheese for the red,

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white and blue.

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Speaker 4: Everything, every yon, everything, the.

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Speaker 2: Farm, gold say forever nine. It's called me wonderful things.

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The phrase the fallen wine, June beg and the fat

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away away for deal, you know, for give my grandma

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callighan act.

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Speaker 1: Then away but deal for many a year, everything my

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songs about it there for our university.

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Speaker 2: Its every loyal pond in it till the victory. The

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gold moves away forever and mind to say. It's only

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whether we sing a phrase of fall of mine until

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the en the fihips pay gipsfulay for you do not

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well give a rain both alleghany an ax connect connects

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the way with you for many years things as on

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the land for our university history history.

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Speaker 1: Give agony an Act connect the way there for mail

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everything around the.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: See that's the radio symbol of technical fire. Chiefs Castleline,

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you were telling me that, well, there's.

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Speaker 2: No use off for you, chief. But a car owner

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knows how.

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Speaker 3: Important it is to say yes when a service man

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asked permitting the grain off summer worn oil. The maker

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of your car has pressed the need for changing to

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the correct grade of motor oil for fallen winter driving.

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Speaker 5: It's in your instruction book.

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Speaker 3: A crank case full of the correct grade of technical

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crackproof motor oil means your car will be properly protected

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during cold weather. Oh, you're talking of putting things in automobiles.

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Speaker 2: Pray yep.

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Speaker 5: My uncle. My uncle put so many people in this

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car last Sunday that.

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Speaker 2: A woman stopped him. What do you think she said,

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What don't you take? She said, of that car was

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a horse. I'd report you to the Society for the

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presents of prosy animal.

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Speaker 4: We'll see that, jeeves.

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Speaker 2: There is such a thing as truly an automobile.

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Speaker 3: Brinston's leaving dirty, thinned out summer worn oil in the

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crank case.

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Speaker 5: That's really dangerous. Correcting oil no longer has the body.

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Speaker 2: To insure real protection to the engine.

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Speaker 3: It belongs anywhere but in the crank case that's why

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every car owner should.

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Speaker 2: Say, yes, oh you can. Don't murder one cram. You'll

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never get my uncle.

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Speaker 3: I don't think you buy any motor oil for quite

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a while. Why know she's I saw your uncle tire.

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He's a little beauty.

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Speaker 5: Oh well she was the beauty.

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Speaker 2: She won the beauty Graham.

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Speaker 5: But he slipped her gears.

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Speaker 2: You want to see her now?

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Speaker 5: She's a useless ol. Why don't you mean just nothing

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at all but me?

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Speaker 2: But you.

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Speaker 4: Night, I don't me no more at all.

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Speaker 5: That's me your.

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Speaker 2: Paro.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, sir, good up. Oh you guys clams to

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night the night stop. Her claim is Dorothy said all that.

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Speaker 2: Time, you must have read the book when you were younger. Well,

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i'll explain it to you. When Donathley was.

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Speaker 3: Born, her ears were so fig Graham that her parents

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had to wait ten.

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Speaker 5: Years to find out if she would walk her fly.

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Speaker 2: The names that Dnathy.

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Speaker 3: Had many sweethearts in her time, Oh, lots of old sweethearts.

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But now she is giving them up for her new love,

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a young boy. And that's the case rises on the

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opera band. We find her trying to figure out what

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to do with the wrong blade.

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Speaker 2: She starts suspressed to meet her new love. She calls

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her Chinese fuck with the room. The Chinese butler's name

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is one w O nc Walk. She said, how do

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I look? And that's where one sings that beautiful song.

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He thinks I may be one, but I think you're wonderful.

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Speaker 6: What do you think that was?

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Speaker 2: Smiling? Wait? She said, one, I am in love again,

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and I looked at the start to tell my fortune.

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Now I know all.

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Speaker 3: About Venus and Mars, but do you know anything about

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the great darn Nebula?

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Speaker 2: And what do you think? Wrong?

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Speaker 6: Says was.

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Speaker 5: Once said, all I know is a nepheline. Day keeps

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the doctor away.

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Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait a minute, wa hur away a way?

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Speaker 3: I like it sells Old Darcy says, well, I am

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having company tonight.

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Speaker 2: Do you know any good parlocain And the butler said

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why not?

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Speaker 5: So the butler says, why not get.

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Speaker 3: A set of lemons and some suncer and play a

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game in gym. And then the butler says, and as

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you're playing the game, I'll paint on the phonograph and

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we'll have them play that new drinking song.

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Speaker 5: The name of it is No, says are blooming.

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Speaker 2: And backhardy, mister Si moment praying the hero went here.

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The hero was so bull legged.

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Speaker 5: Praying that when he walks into the room, he rubbed.

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Speaker 2: The paper off the wall.

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Speaker 3: And he's smoking a mason and distance to guard what's there.

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And they don't you know what the mason or when

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you smoke one in the north he can smell us

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Speaker 2: Anyhow, the hero kisses Dorothy, and as he kisses it,

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she says, what is wrong with you, dear, don't you

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of me? You always hit your eyes open when you

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kiss it. And the hero says, says, that's because I

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like to look before I live, before that now, Graham. Yeah.

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The second act, the hero is worried. He is beside

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himself and they both look terrible. He has death paid.

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Speaker 3: The Darcy has another sweetheart, an Englishman who comes from.

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Speaker 2: A very fine family, Graham.

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Speaker 5: His father is in the house of war. His brother

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is in the house to come in and once he

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was in the book out the Englishman are so.

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Speaker 4: Now minded, Graham, that he used to monicos for.

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Speaker 5: A pair of specical His feet are very very large.

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Speaker 2: You know, in fact, that.

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Speaker 3: Seeda's so big that when he leans home with two

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Stadi feat, don't get out of the house, they'll do

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forty five. And besides that, he is a stock salesman,

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Graham yea, and he knows all of.

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Speaker 2: Our fut people.

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Speaker 3: No, Dorothy invites us two sweethearts to dinner. At dinner,

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the Englishman says, I have a knuckle who is an antiquarian.

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The American says, an anaquarian in America, that's what we

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keep sachers. So the stuffer two lovers from fighting. She

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said to the Englishman, you like potatoes, and he said,

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I lionized, and is the anxious to please the new lover?

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She says, the lion eized potato. But now wait a minute.

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Speaker 2: She then says the chickens.

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Speaker 3: The Englishman gets the white bean, and the Americans says

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the darcy and said, that's not fair.

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Speaker 2: He's getting all oppressed him. Darsy said to.

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Speaker 3: The Englishman, why were you so late? And the Englishman said, well,

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it's an old family custom. My father was dinner bess,

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and I was washing his sack. And the Americans said, ah,

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still plunging off the old man. Split a minute, See Englishman, just.

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Speaker 2: Up the diamond and town.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to get in my town car and go home.

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And the American said, have you a town card? And

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the evening the English said, I have three town cards.

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American says, yes, I know them Uptown, downtown and course down.

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Speaker 2: We have to leave out the music because it's very interesting.

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Speaker 3: Heard act the say that fine stars be married to

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the American boy. They engage to take it, Butler, they

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want to be rich me, you know, sure to take

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it very fast. His name is must Tappa Bay and

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its last name is Window.

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Speaker 2: Must Tampa Bay Window.

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Speaker 3: You say you can tell me his takes because he

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is he's always the lemming doors.

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Speaker 2: I thought that was right. They had larnyhow.

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Speaker 3: Dares he cannot say them as he is ormans eating

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take as candy.

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Speaker 2: She says, you are discard what kappa you are ormas

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eating candy in the presence of my company. And the

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tape says, very well listening, rayam all right. If you

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discard me rereading candy, I will leave immediately.

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Speaker 5: Give me the Hackmagandhian glove pal.

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Speaker 2: So at that moment the husband comes in. He has

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a little monkey in his arm. He said, Darcy, I

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have brought you a little pet and a.

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Speaker 3: Little female Monkekee she said no, a monkey went well,

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she says no. Her husband, she says, you look worried, dear,

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And he said, I have worried. I lost the court

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bottle of liquor on the crane. And she said what

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attained into the lost in town department? And he says no,

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but the full the founded one.

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Speaker 4: Ha ha ha, But averyhow there seems.

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Speaker 5: That a couple of bread for the little baby.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Three days after the baby is born, the mother says,

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I gave the baby son chicken by mistakes, and it

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disagreed with him. And the father says croquette, and the

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mother says, no, but he's awful sake with the twelve

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They rushed into the baby's room only the find that

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the child had the temperature of one hundred and eight.

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Speaker 2: What do you think they do? What they do?

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Speaker 3: They put the baby in the cellar to heat the house.

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So they send for their family physician the name of

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doctor Puller.

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Speaker 2: The next day, the wife says, dear, doctor Puller was here, and.

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Speaker 5: The baby kept tearing at the doctor.

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Speaker 2: And doctor Fuller.

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Speaker 3: Thinks the baby is gaining weight, and the husband says, well,

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that's because the baby looks fuller in the paper. Anyhow,

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that night the baby cries and the mother said, dear,

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sing the baby the fleet.

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Speaker 2: With a horseshoe song. And the husband does. He sings

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the horseshoe song.

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Speaker 5: You know the name of his layer, ho the name

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of his.

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Speaker 2: Horseshoe by baby on the tree top of the play that.

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Speaker 3: Time where yeah, I thought some farm at playing football yesterday,

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and one of them said, when you.

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Speaker 2: Hear one of he said, throw the pig kids. Well,

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the farmer who did nothing by hands, you know, he

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threw the whole pig at it.

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Speaker 3: But they say that those football is very popular chiefs

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who I met every Saturday, thousands of one, thousands of

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people drive the football games they do. And do you

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know what most of them do before they got the game, chief,

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I should say, I do pray they fill up their

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plans for that new chicken whiskey, you know, one drink

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and there you lay. I know, well, I don't know

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about that keep, but I do know the thousands of

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them start off by filling up with Texico Fire Chiefs gasoline,

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the quick starting gasoline that was developed for fire engines,

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now available to all.

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Speaker 2: Motorists at no extra bright.

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Speaker 3: And they like to feel at surging fire engine power

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keeps that flashing speed just as much as.

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Speaker 2: They enjoy power and speed on.

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Speaker 5: The grid iron.

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Speaker 3: Oh, speaking of good eyems, I even thought some girls

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playing football Gray, I'm you're dead.

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Speaker 6: That should have been interesting.

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Speaker 2: Oh it was paying. The girls are thoughtfully killed and

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they have part of step in.

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Speaker 3: And those same motorist keeps are Oh he's stopping at

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Texico stations for tracks roof Texico motor oil. That's the

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ideal driving me for Mexico fire Chief cassoline. Both are

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available in all our forty eight six.

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Speaker 2: I see they are right.

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm going to the games fan.

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Speaker 2: But I'm going on my horse. Oh heart, no heart

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for me? Keith Fine, I saw you on your heart

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the other day, and boy was he fucking. That shows

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what you know about a horse. Fam He wasn't fucking.

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You don't call that fucking.

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Speaker 5: What is he going?

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Speaker 2: When you saw me? Was only coughing. He saw.

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Speaker 6: Something, y'all.

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Speaker 2: He's got bout back a year. He caught mom.

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Speaker 5: I left that.

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Speaker 2: She wears a sea.

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Speaker 5: He's norma calling man.

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Speaker 6: See, yeah, we've got a whole lot of letters. We've

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got to be handled.

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Speaker 2: Let's work do them, man, I just say so, all right.

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Here's one from Las Vegas, ne Mectico. Yeah, h gee,

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I'm keeping company with a young.

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Speaker 5: Man named Apples Bred Apples.

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Speaker 2: He said he does not like my long hair. Un

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says you'll marry me tomorrow by.

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Speaker 5: Bob my hair.

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Speaker 2: What shall I do?

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Speaker 3: N's Browning Glory here, Charling Glory has your friend's name

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as Aple.

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Speaker 2: And he wants you to bob your hands. Do not

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do it tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: You wait for Halloween. That is the best time to

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bob for apples. Oh, she's here's one from Detroit Clistia.

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Speaker 2: Just show it. I'm playing my show dead next quick rail.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, find on.

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Speaker 2: We'll help you with him. Dear ge, you think there's

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a noticeable difference between a modern young girl and an

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old maid? If so, what is the difference?

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Speaker 6: Signed in between?

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Speaker 2: Here in between the different.

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Speaker 3: Jeez, there's one. Oh, here's a good one. Here's one

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from Paoe Pennsylvani Paoli. Yeah here gee, I'm a boy

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nine years old.

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Speaker 2: The spelling teacher gave me a new word, ain't joe

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a X? How shall I use this word? In a

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sent signed our regular fella?

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Speaker 3: Dear regular fella, I'm surprised that you never had the

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famous expression with the white Hope Tennis. Here it is

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from little Hacorn, so mighty hopeful.

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Speaker 2: We don't hate that boy.

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Speaker 5: Here's one from Cedar.

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Speaker 2: Grove, New Jersey. He the fellow deer gee.

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Speaker 3: I am troubled with insomnia. I have fried a day bed,

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twin bed, a double bed, and a folding bed and

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cannot sleep.

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Speaker 2: But you suggest any kind of aband in which I

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could get some sleep? Signed up too long? Up too long,

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and sounds like a steer up too long.

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Speaker 3: It seems to me you fid or makes the beds

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except one you get in the revolving bed, you will

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sleep like a top.

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Speaker 2: Hep. Here's one from Cheshire, Pennsylvania. Here Chief Philosopher's day.

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Speaker 3: When a man is successful, he is immediately surrounded by parasite.

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Speaker 2: And this is a word I do not understand.

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Speaker 3: Will you please give me the best definition of a parasite,

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dyn knowledge seeker, Oh, he's picked out aquatment Graham hear

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knowledge Siger. I'll explain to you exactly what a pwifi is.

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A parasite is a man who goes through a revolving.

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Speaker 2: Door on your push.

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Speaker 5: Where way out when where?

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Speaker 3: Yes, way out west and Bill Rings Montana. Yeah here gee,

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and you probably know more about parses than any man

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in America. Maybe you can help me with this problem.

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Speaker 5: Is that my heart won't run. I was told for

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the carrot in front of his face, and he would run.

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What do you think of that?

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Speaker 6: Nine body google.

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Speaker 4: Their body, go go.

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Speaker 5: You should no better than to put a carrot in

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front of the faith.

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Speaker 2: You must remember the old Irish stay, never put the

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carrot before the horse.

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Speaker 5: She wins.

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Speaker 1: The Texas Company presents over coast to coast network ed

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Win the Fire Chief, supported by a cast of more

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than fifty artists including Don Worries, the Fire Chief Quartet,

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and Graham Maxnimie. Louis Witten, speaking for the Texas Company,

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extends its invitation for next Tuesday at the same hour. Again,

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speaking for the Texas Company, may I remind all car

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owners that now is the time to have summer warm

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oil drained off and the clank case refilled with the

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correct grade of motor oil for cold weather driving. When

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you're a serviceman asked submission to do this, say yes.

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Don't wait until it's pretty sind out summer oil has

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actually caused damage to your engines. Whenever you hear the

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stirland bell, think of Texico fire Chief gasoline. The Texico

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Fire Chief program came to you from Pittsburgh over the

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facilities of the National Broadcasting Company

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Speaker 6: M W New DIAF New York