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Speaker 2: like the one day he was getting Nighthawk went to bed,
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Speaker 2: I wonder what we're covering today. Oh wait, you didn't
Speaker 2: do the rules never mind, God damn, we didn't.
Speaker 4: Even save them. It was a little hint, a little hint,
Speaker 4: all right, but yeah, rules so everything here's a joke.
Speaker 4: Don't take us too seriously. Rule number two is we're
Speaker 4: always right. It's our show. Rule number three drink along
Speaker 4: with us. Pop the top, zip sip, let's go sorry.
Speaker 4: And today we're popping the top on one of our
Speaker 4: current favorite games, Hell Divers two. We're gonna talk about
Speaker 4: Hell Divers one a little bit, but Hell Divers too nice?
Speaker 2: Oh c for what?
Speaker 4: So before we get started. I must place a disclaimer
Speaker 4: on this episode right to avoid being asked to turn
Speaker 4: and face the wall, to avoid prosecution from the Ministry
Speaker 4: of Truth.
Speaker 2: I think you're already there, Like I think you're just
Speaker 2: by saying this.
Speaker 4: Anything said here today is through the lens of our universe,
Speaker 4: not the Hell Divers universe. We are not dissidents. Okay,
Speaker 4: some things that are said may be considered treasonous by
Speaker 4: Hell Divers standards. But again, we are in this universe,
Speaker 4: not there.
Speaker 7: Get no, no no, from the universe, our universe.
Speaker 4: We're just a multiverse right here. We got it all man,
Speaker 4: Light up.
Speaker 2: I didn't even hit the trouble, all right, all right.
Speaker 4: So we'll talk about Hell Divers. Won a game that
Speaker 4: none of us have played. I've seen some clips, you know, it's.
Speaker 2: It looks like a completely different game.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a top down shooter. Was developed by Arrowhead,
Speaker 4: published by Sony Computer Entertainment. The game was released on
Speaker 4: PlayStation three, PlayStation four, and PlayStation Vista. So like on
Speaker 4: the mobile game Dude, Libertio, my fault.
Speaker 2: That was nice.
Speaker 4: Wow, dude, holy shit, But yeah, PlayStation and the like.
Speaker 4: On a mobile, you imagine, I'm a hell divers and
Speaker 4: you're like, PlayStation Vista. That's fucking it's awesome. That's a
Speaker 4: great game.
Speaker 2: Is it Vista or Vita? I thought it was Vita Vita.
Speaker 4: Oh I don't know. I thought it was Vista.
Speaker 2: I don't actually may now, don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4: I just thought, my fault if it was fucking PlayStation
Speaker 4: what it was in March twenty fifteen. Version four Windows
Speaker 4: was was released in December twenty fifteen. It was the
Speaker 4: first Sony published game for computers since Twisted Metal two
Speaker 4: and Jet Moto in nineteen ninety seven. Jet Moto, have
Speaker 4: no idea what that is.
Speaker 2: That's the moto. I'm assuming it's a motorcycle thing.
Speaker 4: Jet skis motorcycles or whatever.
Speaker 3: And it is Vita Vita. But apparently you could get
Speaker 3: a visa card for PlayStation, so PlayStation visa apparently works too,
Speaker 3: But the system.
Speaker 4: Is Vita Vita.
Speaker 2: My fault, dummy, you know what?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Okay, So there's a gun up there, it's a fake gun,
Speaker 4: fake prop gun.
Speaker 3: And get some blasters over there, some guns over there,
Speaker 3: some lightsabers.
Speaker 2: I could just kind of let me just take this
Speaker 2: out of my ear real quick.
Speaker 4: Where's he going?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 4: Oh what do we get here?
Speaker 2: Full general reminder.
Speaker 4: No, no, no friendly fires on.
Speaker 3: D s MG is up there and that's part of
Speaker 3: the lore.
Speaker 4: There you go. So I mean, and I don't feel
Speaker 4: like reaching for that one, all right. So that's uh
Speaker 4: justic mic real quick. So the premise is the game
Speaker 4: is set in a dystopian future. It follows the hell Divers.
Speaker 4: Follows the hell Divers, a group of highly expendable special
Speaker 4: forces shock troops that are that are tasked with spreading
Speaker 4: managed democracy to defend their way of life. Humanity is
Speaker 4: ruled by a totalitarian world order that is disguised as
Speaker 4: managed democracy. Our universe focus. I'm a patriot, there's heavy
Speaker 4: I'm a super citizen. There's heavy propaganda. I believe it.
Speaker 4: There's heavy propaganda and harsh consequences to keep the populace
Speaker 4: in line. The whole world of the humans is called
Speaker 4: super Earth. The government encourages freedom, democracy, liberty, and capitalism.
Speaker 4: Super Earth is threatened by three alien races. The Bugs,
Speaker 4: space insects that are harvested for Element seven to ten.
Speaker 4: The Cyborgs, a faction of socio anarchists feudal rebels that
Speaker 4: are outfitted with robotics. And the Illuminate, a race of
Speaker 4: squid people from another galaxy, ancient Illuminate.
Speaker 2: You didn't name bugs of the automatons, did you.
Speaker 4: This is hell Divers one.
Speaker 2: Oh, they didn't give them names.
Speaker 4: It's just the bugs, dude. We will get there. You'll
Speaker 4: see when they get their name. It's in the plot
Speaker 4: of hell Divers too. Actually, we're going to go through
Speaker 4: the plot of the hell Divers so far, which is
Speaker 4: like a moving plot.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sorry, I call them so tried to call
Speaker 2: you out on that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the Automatons didn't exist at the time. It
Speaker 4: was cyborgs and bugs, and then the Illuminate came along.
Speaker 4: They're like an ancient alien race from some other galaxy
Speaker 4: or some bullshit. I have no idea something like that.
Speaker 4: Fuck them, fuck them, dude, that's right. They're after our
Speaker 4: fucking freedom. So then, yeah, hell Divers are tasked with
Speaker 4: killing all those that threaten democracy and to gather tech
Speaker 4: and intel. The reception was it was pretty well received,
Speaker 4: favorable reviews like eight out of tens, nine out of tens,
Speaker 4: you know, three out of five's. Helld Divers was nominated
Speaker 4: for Action Game of the Year and one for handheld
Speaker 4: Game of.
Speaker 8: The Year, because like, dude, that's badass having that on
Speaker 8: the Vita Live in the Vita Yep YEP sold over
Speaker 8: four million copies, so that's pretty good straight flipping copies.
Speaker 4: So the gameplay, the players need to coordinate their efforts
Speaker 4: and a timed mission to destroy or capture all the
Speaker 4: objectives on the map. And again it's a top down
Speaker 4: same kind of premises held evers two. Really friendly fire
Speaker 4: is a thing to avoid. There are three distinct enemy
Speaker 4: factions and multiple different biomes and an array of planets.
Speaker 4: Missions require helldivers to sneak or fight through enemy occupied
Speaker 4: territory to complete the given objectives. You can fail certain
Speaker 4: objectives while still winning the mission extracted in a drop
Speaker 4: ship that's called in. Enemy hordes charge the landing zone.
Speaker 4: Just like what we've seen, it's often beneficial to avoid
Speaker 4: direct combat. The game has a fog of war and
Speaker 4: a map that shows enemies in close proximity. The enemy
Speaker 4: patrols the area and they'll calling reinforcements. Players choose their
Speaker 4: own loadouts. Players can use stratagems you know, turrets, fly drops,
Speaker 4: heavy ordinance, and there's one difficulty option, but there are
Speaker 4: easy planets I guess, and hard planets, which that I
Speaker 4: guess changed over time. And cooperative quote, cooperative play is
Speaker 4: the optimal choice for gameplay. And yeah, that's pretty much
Speaker 4: all I get for held Ever's one. You know, we
Speaker 4: didn't play it. I don't know much about the gameplay
Speaker 4: or the guns or what I mean. Some of the
Speaker 4: guns I guess are available in Helldivers two from held
Speaker 4: Evers one.
Speaker 2: So pretty well, that's the end of the episode.
Speaker 4: See you next time on three beers deep up. Now
Speaker 4: we're gonna get into helld Evers two. So this is
Speaker 4: a cooperative third person extraction shooter developed by Arrowhead Studios
Speaker 4: and published by Sony Interactive Entertainment. It's released in February
Speaker 4: twenty twenty four for PlayStation five and Windows. It was
Speaker 4: released for Xbox in August twenty twenty five. The game
Speaker 4: was a critical success, sold twenty million copies and made
Speaker 4: seven hundred million Wow Jesus Christ for a small developer.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's fucking huge, man. So yeah, it won multiple
Speaker 4: awards at a bunch of different events. I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: list them all, because who the fuck watches these video
Speaker 4: game award shows? Like, what the fuck? I didn't even
Speaker 4: watch regularly movie award shows.
Speaker 2: I'll watch any award show. Fuck, it's just a bunch
Speaker 2: of fucking rich people jerking each other off.
Speaker 4: Hey you're great. Hey, I know.
Speaker 2: Pretty much.
Speaker 4: Look at my clothes. Look at this fancy suit. I overpaid.
Speaker 2: Oh isn't that nice?
Speaker 4: Let me gives pop a toppy.
Speaker 2: All right, silence, I'm just kidding. Quiet everybody.
Speaker 4: I want silence for all the dead held Evers in
Speaker 4: the first Collective War pour one up around the table
Speaker 4: on Lord. Just on the floor. Ah, wet sock, bastard.
Speaker 2: Just on your foot.
Speaker 4: Ah. So we'll get into the development and release because
Speaker 4: there's some like interesting stuff here I guess to talk about.
Speaker 4: Game was announced in December twenty twenty, which is crazy
Speaker 4: Held Evers two runs on the same exact engine as
Speaker 4: the first game, Auto Desk Stingray, which was actually discontinued
Speaker 4: after they started production on this one. Fuck. So, I
Speaker 4: don't know how to pronounce this guy's name. I think
Speaker 4: it's because it's Johann. It's probably Johann. Probably Pillstet or
Speaker 4: Pilestet is the founder of Arrowhead, and he confirmed that
Speaker 4: the project started before Autodesk Stingray was discontinued. The game
Speaker 4: was officially announced in twenty twenty three during a PlayStation
Speaker 4: showcase event. The game was released in February twenty twenty four,
Speaker 4: and actually after it was released, the fucking United Nations
Speaker 4: contacted the development team to talk about psychological defense against
Speaker 4: manipulation because like, you know, it's heavily like political no
Speaker 4: in that game. Yeah, for Super I did my part exactly,
Speaker 4: and you know there's all a lot of copies, so
Speaker 4: it's crazy. But whatever Pilstatt said, you know, we do
Speaker 4: it all in good fun, good spirits. We actually tried
Speaker 4: to get to you know, get the people to recognize
Speaker 4: the science of what is a tautalitarian state. And it's like,
Speaker 4: I mean, you just see it, like in the game.
Speaker 4: You just play the game and you'll see it. If
Speaker 4: you start wearing the same uniforms as everybody else and
Speaker 4: do salutes constantly, you might be in a tutalitarian regime.
Speaker 4: And that's those were his words, so just quoting him.
Speaker 4: In July twenty twenty five, the game was announced to
Speaker 4: be released on Xbox.
Speaker 2: Where does this guy live?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think he needs to look at a certain part
Speaker 2: of his house.
Speaker 4: And the Ministry of Truth shows up and they turn around. No,
Speaker 4: not diston it. Bang bang, yes you are freedom managed democracy.
Speaker 4: This is for freedom. In July twenty twenty five, the
Speaker 4: game was announced. I already said that it was released
Speaker 4: on Xbox in August twenty twenty five. The Xbox version
Speaker 4: was developed by nixs nixxes Nixcess Software, a company under
Speaker 4: Sony that specializes in like porting things like different consoles
Speaker 4: and shit like that. So crossover play was a feature.
Speaker 4: Hell Divers two is the only the second game to
Speaker 4: be ported from PlayStation to Xbox, and it coincided with
Speaker 4: the Gears of warport to the PlayStation. It was like
Speaker 4: a trade look at that. Some people declared it the
Speaker 4: end of the console wars.
Speaker 2: I feel like they, it's just what do you prefer
Speaker 2: play on? Like we all play XBECX because that's what
Speaker 2: we've all been playing for many years. Yep. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know where it was going with that.
Speaker 4: And I think that was it, all right. I think
Speaker 4: you went, I did it, you went, and now you're done.
Speaker 4: That's how sentences work, it all right. I think you
Speaker 4: made your point and then you're like, wait, I'm in
Speaker 4: my point and well, you guys didn't say shit, so
Speaker 4: that you were still think it was funny. It was funny,
Speaker 4: you went, that was good, all right. So we're going
Speaker 4: to talk about some notable events here. Uh, you know,
Speaker 4: something's happened during a game, you know, like m O's
Speaker 4: and ship. We'll get into that a little bit. So
Speaker 4: this was a save the children donation. So the game
Speaker 4: featured a major order where players had to choose between
Speaker 4: liberating Marpark, which we've been on mar Park before to
Speaker 4: earn an anti tank mind strategem, or to liberate Vernon
Speaker 4: Wells to rescue trapped children from the automatons. Should have
Speaker 4: got the tank. It was minds anti tank minds. Oh.
Speaker 4: The players liberated Vernon Wells and saved the children, Pilstt
Speaker 4: made a donation to save the children in honor of
Speaker 4: the community's success. There his choice because he thought they
Speaker 4: were going for the mind the new strategy. Now they
Speaker 4: saved the children. Nice. So there was a Station eighty
Speaker 4: one game. Dude, this is weird. I don't know if
Speaker 4: you were in on it, I'm sure it was cool.
Speaker 4: So Channel S eighty one SATCOM was added to the
Speaker 4: Helldiver's discord server as an alternate reality game. So the
Speaker 4: message linked to a YouTube channel from the perspective of
Speaker 4: four satellites orbiting super Earth with Station eighty one being offline.
Speaker 4: The goal was to reactivate the satellite and it was
Speaker 4: completed and the users were like recalibrating data blocks. I
Speaker 4: have no idea, man, So that's when the Illuminates invasion
Speaker 4: of Super Earth was revealed on the camera as they
Speaker 4: emerged from the Meridian Singularity before the station was destroyed.
Speaker 2: That's not all right, Well, because I know there was
Speaker 2: a major order to destroy me radio, I think when
Speaker 2: I because I got it on PlayStation and played it
Speaker 2: for a little bit, but it's not nearly this one
Speaker 2: without friends, so right, I stopped. Then once it came
Speaker 2: to Xbox, that was all done and whatnot, So I thought,
Speaker 2: I guess it was a major order to destroy that
Speaker 2: planet and turn into a black hole.
Speaker 4: That's crazy, man, you have two different hell Divers out there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fucking weird.
Speaker 4: WHOA, Well, there's Spaghetti owned and on PlayStation.
Speaker 2: I'm Ravioli.
Speaker 4: You are not. That is fucking Ravioli owned. I kind
Speaker 4: of like ravil I was about to say that that
Speaker 4: rolls off the tongue. Yeah, you got Ravioli, old bitch. Damn.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess I could switch Xbox to RA.
Speaker 4: Spaghetti Own is so classic.
Speaker 2: I've had it since it's fucking sixteen.
Speaker 4: Spaghetti Owned. It's so good, it's simple, it's funny. I've
Speaker 4: never seen it anywhere.
Speaker 2: I think it's been half my life. I've been Spaghetti owned.
Speaker 2: Spaghetti Own, Dude, spaghetti o on just forever.
Speaker 4: That's a good one. So then yeah, then there was
Speaker 4: another U event, like real time event, automaton hack of
Speaker 4: the hell Divers to social media, which we we got
Speaker 4: to experience that. So the automatons hacked all social media
Speaker 4: platforms to promote the major order and the story arc
Speaker 4: of Cyberstand. They promoted propaganda and even sent in game
Speaker 4: dispatches to mess with the hell Divers. That was crazy.
Speaker 4: That was pretty sweet. I liked that a lot man.
Speaker 4: That was very immersive, And yeah, that was that was
Speaker 4: just really cool, man. And then there were the crossovers.
Speaker 4: So there's kill Zone and then there's the Halo three
Speaker 4: ODST Let's go. That was sweet. Yeah, we're gonna get
Speaker 4: into the premise. So it's set in the twenty second
Speaker 4: century as a direct sequel to hell Divers. One hundred
Speaker 4: years after the triumph of the Federation of Super Earth
Speaker 4: Nice over the First Galactic War, managed democracy was achieved
Speaker 4: over the Bugs, Cyborgs, and illuminat during the First Galactic War.
Speaker 4: He's doing the solution. Humanity acquired FTL travel from the
Speaker 4: Illuminate and conquered the galaxy during a time known as
Speaker 4: the Great Democratization. Spreading democracy. Baby, this is uh, this
Speaker 4: is for free. I have a taste of freedom.
Speaker 2: They say, I fucking love the stupid fucking lines. They
Speaker 2: say it's hilarious.
Speaker 4: My wife was down there one time and she heard
Speaker 4: the fucking guy. He's like my leg and she's like,
Speaker 4: did he really say my leg? Like SpongeBob my leg?
Speaker 2: What's he say?
Speaker 4: He's like, oh god, he doesn't say god. He was
Speaker 4: like this liberty forsaken arm in my arm. Oh so good,
Speaker 4: swing liberty my arm.
Speaker 2: That's liberty forsaken.
Speaker 4: So then uh, yeah. The bug farms were established on
Speaker 4: colony worlds to harvest seven to ten for FTL travel.
Speaker 4: I bet that won't go wrong.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I think it does. I mean we're on
Speaker 2: the East Oven eleven now, but I mean that's later
Speaker 2: in the timeline.
Speaker 4: So this is when they become known as the Terminids. Okay,
Speaker 4: so there you go. So the Automatons are another faction
Speaker 4: that are robot creations of the Cyborgs. They're hell bent
Speaker 4: on revenge. Yeah, they're pissed. I've seen the planets, We've
Speaker 4: seen some things.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 2: JUSTI you're an ash, those fucking cyborgs running up on you,
Speaker 2: trying to spin kick you.
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ straight up a Terminator game inside of a
Speaker 4: fucking another game. They're just like walking you down, just
Speaker 4: da dam You'll go no. Oh red eyes dude. When
Speaker 4: it's dark out and you just see their little beady eyes,
Speaker 4: like there's like an army of them.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh god, you're just hiding. There's just explosions
Speaker 3: going off fucking everywhere, missiles.
Speaker 2: Just trying to call a fucking air strike in on
Speaker 2: a group of them.
Speaker 4: See one giant laser. Oh stay down. Yeah, they're they're
Speaker 4: very cool faction. My favorite faction, I think, uh, the
Speaker 4: Illuminate also makes a comeback. You know, they're not quite
Speaker 4: the same as they were in the first game though.
Speaker 4: I think in the first game. They use mechs a
Speaker 4: lot more so, like the ship that we're seeing now
Speaker 4: is kind of actually still.
Speaker 2: Haven't fought the mechs. I've been lost in the desert
Speaker 2: too long.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're fun, they're fine. It's just honestly, the fucking
Speaker 4: swarms they have, like those little scouts. Yeah they call
Speaker 4: them swarms now, but yeah, they're just like attack swarms.
Speaker 4: So they're just like floating around and then there's like
Speaker 4: just fucking fifteen and then eventually there's just like the
Speaker 4: whole screen is just like this swarm. You're like, oh,
Speaker 4: she's it's like Xandar, dude, They're just like making a
Speaker 4: wall and they blast, don't do a ton of damage,
Speaker 4: but they will fucking murder you if there's like twenty
Speaker 4: of them.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 4: I was trying to think of it O Xandar with
Speaker 4: the shield that was my reference, my fault.
Speaker 2: No, I just couldn't remember what Zandar was for a while,
Speaker 2: because I know I knew it, but I'm just.
Speaker 4: Like just that shield wall, like that's what it feels like.
Speaker 4: They just like formation on your ass and then they
Speaker 4: like come in and it's like, oh.
Speaker 3: No, it's a good thing. We got that logivers.
Speaker 4: That thing is fucking sweet. I love that pistol. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I actually use the eruptor on HM. Dude.
Speaker 2: The shrapnel just fucking just explosive round will probably do
Speaker 2: some damage.
Speaker 4: It's nice and they're just and it's not even just explosive,
Speaker 4: it's that shrapnel. I've had that shrapnel just splash one piece,
Speaker 4: ding me in the head and just that instantly, that
Speaker 4: just I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: I man, that was for liberty.
Speaker 4: Liberty did So we'll get into the plot. The plot
Speaker 4: develops in real old time and it's controlled by the
Speaker 4: players who are pitted against the developers actually, and it's
Speaker 4: because it's their major orders and other events that go on,
Speaker 4: which is so fucking cool. I mean, that is the
Speaker 4: coolest thing I've ever experienced as a gamer. I've been
Speaker 4: part of communities, but not like that, man, not like this.
Speaker 3: It's way different spoken community too, Like you're not like
Speaker 3: forced into some weird thing. It's just like sor right,
Speaker 3: we all got to band together and fucking destroy this.
Speaker 4: Plane, except for some people don't fucking listen to it,
Speaker 4: god damn it, and do the major orders even like.
Speaker 3: When you're in a game, because usually US three and
Speaker 3: then some raindow It joins and like that raindo just
Speaker 3: sometimes are shit, but sometimes you're just like yeah, buddy,
Speaker 3: and they're like yeah, they're with you, and then they'll
Speaker 3: help you out and stuff, and it's just it's good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I do. Like when I'm playing alone and
Speaker 4: like you get just a good team. Yeah, and everybody's
Speaker 4: covering everybody and doing like what we would do, and
Speaker 4: they're like, damn, this is fucking sweet. Nobody talking all right,
Speaker 4: fucking professionals here. Yeah, the community is really good. Well
Speaker 4: they're pretty fucking dumb, but according to the Galactic Map,
Speaker 4: you're fucking stupid. But hey whatever, it's a fun, fun experience.
Speaker 4: Uh So we'll get into the Second Galactic War. It
Speaker 4: begins in twenty one eighty four when the Super Earth
Speaker 4: Armed Forces or SEEFE failed to contain the Terminids that
Speaker 4: broke out of the farms. Oh no's something that did happen.
Speaker 4: Oh fuck? Oh what a fucking what was in Jurassic Park.
Speaker 4: You never thought for a second that you could or
Speaker 4: that you should.
Speaker 2: I know what you're trying to say, but I know
Speaker 2: it fuck it up too.
Speaker 3: So you're too busy trying to think if you could.
Speaker 3: You didn't stop to think if you should.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, the brain cell was on stupid that time
Speaker 4: it left. It left me clearly. I mean it couldn't.
Speaker 4: Should wood good if you would sell like cat in
Speaker 4: the hat over here, dude, could have, could have, would have,
Speaker 4: should have?
Speaker 3: Do you just watch it like leaving your head, try
Speaker 3: to go.
Speaker 4: Into axis and then just like I denied it, get out.
Speaker 3: It's like you just like directed.
Speaker 4: I don't want it to just like shut can't do
Speaker 4: it bounced right off, frock Man. That's a clip I've
Speaker 4: ever heard one ship could have, could have, should have.
Speaker 4: So a new threat emerged called the automatons, the creations
Speaker 4: of the cyborgs. Hell bents on the destruction of super
Speaker 4: Earth and democracy, Oh god, damn it not democracy, dude,
Speaker 4: freedom hell divers a whole time. Hell yeah, Hell yeah,
Speaker 4: hell Divers are mobilized. Let's go for liberty. The initial
Speaker 4: automaton are culminated in battles on Malevolon Creek, which we've
Speaker 4: all heard about, yeah, which I mean from like the.
Speaker 2: More recent major orders basically isn't shit. I think they
Speaker 2: lost like a couple million, and then like and the
Speaker 2: more like oshaunis like tens of millions of Holkers.
Speaker 4: I got numbers.
Speaker 2: We'll get there.
Speaker 4: Some Leblon Creek resulted in months of fighting and twenty
Speaker 4: five million casualties, but they killed like billions. So like efforts,
Speaker 4: efforts to destroy the Terminids on several worlds failed. Meridia
Speaker 4: became a Terminid super colony Damn using a liquid called
Speaker 4: dark Fluid. The hell Di divers caused a planetary collapse.
Speaker 4: So they're just like putting this ship like in the ground,
Speaker 4: and then they're just like, oh shit, the planet just imploded.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that. I think that's when I was
Speaker 2: playing on PlayStation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's the only one that probably experienced any of
Speaker 4: this because me and Stu were straight up Xbox reinforcements,
Speaker 4: and Max is obviously still part of that, yeah, because
Speaker 4: he started over, but yeah, he experienced some of these
Speaker 4: other events. Did.
Speaker 2: I played it for like a couple of weeks and
Speaker 2: then probably not even like a couple of weeks. But yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like, fuck, I need friends friends on the game.
Speaker 4: I mean, I remember when you were talking about it, man,
Speaker 4: and I was just like, dude, that game sounds fun.
Speaker 3: It's fun, and we sound like it looked fun online.
Speaker 3: I was just seeing it on Instagram.
Speaker 4: And that was so jealous in PlayStation, man, I was like,
Speaker 4: god damn it, like I need to get a PlayStation.
Speaker 4: But like then they were talking about releasing it, like
Speaker 4: and it was soon after it was like a year. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Like the whole time I saw there was like people
Speaker 2: on social media like we need Xbox reinforcements, and everybody
Speaker 2: on Xbox like, we're just fucking waiting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but PlayStation was being stingy, and honestly it was
Speaker 4: perfect because the memes it was like all like Halo memes.
Speaker 4: It was like we were we dropped in on the Covenant.
Speaker 4: We're ready, Like we dropped in on Covenant, we dropped
Speaker 4: in on the fucking what was Gears of War, the Focus,
Speaker 4: the Locusts, We've done it all. We're ready for these
Speaker 4: alien veterans. That's right, that's right.
Speaker 2: The place of the PlayStation people were like, you're not
Speaker 2: ready for this, Xbox.
Speaker 4: You dude, We've been fucking running and gunning for years.
Speaker 2: You haven't hear about the fucking floodbed.
Speaker 4: Dude, turbined my ass, illuminate the bolus, my ass. Dude,
Speaker 4: you ain't seen the library. So then, uh, that's when
Speaker 4: Meridia becomes a wormhole and you can go and visit
Speaker 4: the wormhole today like a map. You're superstro show up.
Speaker 4: You can stand at the do.
Speaker 3: Some push ups, do the hip pose.
Speaker 4: You have to do some push ups one armor, one
Speaker 4: arm push ups if you're wearing the armor. That's that's
Speaker 4: a nice touch. That's nice. That's a nice touch.
Speaker 2: That's a different podcast. Sorry.
Speaker 4: Then the Gloom emerged from deep interminate territory. We know
Speaker 4: the Gloom, but this happened before we arrived too, So
Speaker 4: this is all pre us. It terraformed planets and created
Speaker 4: new species of terminid, and that's where the predator strained
Speaker 4: the What the fuck are the I always forget what
Speaker 4: they're called.
Speaker 2: The hunters. That's just saying going for.
Speaker 4: The those like invisible fucks, predators, stalkers, stalkers, that's what
Speaker 4: they are. I always forget their name for some reason.
Speaker 4: It's such a dumb name. Stalkers.
Speaker 3: So they are, but I don't know any other names.
Speaker 3: I always just tag them on the map.
Speaker 4: There's a big one over there, and you're, okay, don't
Speaker 4: why is it?
Speaker 2: The stalkers are the ones like they hit you and
Speaker 2: you're just like hit you.
Speaker 4: With their like tongue ship and you're like, yay, it's.
Speaker 2: The only fucking breed of them that'll do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it is.
Speaker 2: I mean, the charger will back you over, but that's
Speaker 2: just because it's a big fucking wall of armor plating running.
Speaker 4: Thank god it is. Dude. That would suck if every
Speaker 4: one of those, like even the little stalkers, Like there's
Speaker 4: little ones that jump around like dude, if they were
Speaker 4: smacking you like that, Fuck that game would suck.
Speaker 2: I'd never go to blood bug planet.
Speaker 4: Fuck that bug planets are tough, man. I I don't know, Man,
Speaker 4: it's tough for me.
Speaker 2: I kind of enjoy the bug plants because like, as
Speaker 2: you're shooting them, you see parts falling off, and.
Speaker 4: Like I like playing them. But man it's hard, dude.
Speaker 4: Those are hard. They just swarm you. Like, I don't
Speaker 4: do good when ship's getting up close to me, and
Speaker 4: ship like I need some distance.
Speaker 2: And what you need to like rover backpack or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, rover like a fucking mac. I just bring a
Speaker 4: mac or like a big fucking just poison and ship
Speaker 4: flames burn themong thelides real quick?
Speaker 2: Do we have a are we had a good point
Speaker 2: for a break?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we can. You know what we terraforming planets create
Speaker 4: a new species of Ternain's all right, all.
Speaker 2: Right, nailed it, camera break wrong, They got the last
Speaker 2: part of that.
Speaker 4: Nothing wrong with me too? Over here drinking this sweet
Speaker 4: taste in liber tea freedom and every sick.
Speaker 3: The top shelf edition tastes even better because it's you're
Speaker 3: just being liberated with every sip, liberty.
Speaker 4: And sweet sweet coolness. I want that cozy. Yeah, this
Speaker 4: is a good koozy.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure I could just find it on Amazon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, where did you get this?
Speaker 3: The guy that made the Elite helmet just threw it
Speaker 3: in as an extra.
Speaker 4: That is hilarious. Dude, he just knew you were a hell.
Speaker 4: He's like, oh yeah, he's definitely diving. There's no way
Speaker 4: he's a veteran. There's no way he's not.
Speaker 2: Just haven't you bought like a shipload of stuff from
Speaker 2: that guy?
Speaker 3: No, that is actually a different guy.
Speaker 4: All right, pretty cool? Yeah, I'm jealous, Stu. That's a
Speaker 4: good one. All right, So we are going to get
Speaker 4: into Yeah, we're still at the Determinid's right, So the
Speaker 4: hell diver then began constructing the Democracy Space Station the DSS.
Speaker 4: The hell Divers were sent to defend the planet constructing
Speaker 4: the DSS and to secure tech from automatons for the
Speaker 4: project and to secure more E seven to ten for
Speaker 4: the terminants.
Speaker 2: So multiple fronts.
Speaker 4: There, go out get the ship. We're building a fucking
Speaker 4: space station, which is pretty fucking bad ass because I
Speaker 4: did not know that for the longest time. Dude. It
Speaker 4: was just there when we came and motherfucker's built that shit.
Speaker 4: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: That's for liberty.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, people were playing with dude, veterans. That's that's
Speaker 4: pretty cool. The DSS was completed, and hell Divers could
Speaker 4: vote on where to put it and could donate funds
Speaker 4: to access you know, uh, liberty and different different abilities, dude.
Speaker 4: That liberty is good as shit, so good. Just coming
Speaker 4: right back freedom here, dude, have some freedom on the mic,
Speaker 4: which I thought, that's actually a pretty cool feature too,
Speaker 4: the DS that you could vote where it goes and democracy, Yeah,
Speaker 4: like call in like the what is it? The eagle
Speaker 4: strikes which can be hit or missed, like you gotta
Speaker 4: take cover, you better get down or kill kill every
Speaker 4: enemy that's even close to you or run the fuck
Speaker 4: out of town because you were gonna get killed by
Speaker 4: you by Eagle one or Eagle ten. However, many eagles
Speaker 4: are flying over that, dude, which is weird.
Speaker 2: Everybody just gets Eagle one. I guess it's on their
Speaker 2: super Destroyer, so it's their Eagle one.
Speaker 4: That's right, all right, which is kind of cool. Like
Speaker 4: you you call in like multiple airstrikes, it's just just
Speaker 4: multiple jets coming in. That's fucking sweet. But yeah, then
Speaker 4: you get the invasion of super Earth. So December twenty
Speaker 4: eighty four, the Illuminate returned and invaded colonies. The Illuminate
Speaker 4: were repelled in the Battle of Calypso, which I think
Speaker 4: is a planet we might have been on at one point.
Speaker 4: Probably The Meridian Singularity began to move towards Super Earth
Speaker 4: and destroyed multiple planets in.
Speaker 2: It's wait, the whole fucking Singularity was moving.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just swallowing shit up, dude. So the hell Divers
Speaker 4: halted its advance, but an Illuminate fleet emerged from within
Speaker 4: the wormhole. Luminate invaded super Earth, which we missed this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think this was like just before it came
Speaker 2: out on Xbox.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is right before so seaf and the hell
Speaker 4: Divers repelled the invasion. There were heavy civilian casualties and
Speaker 4: military casualties, and all but two of Super Earth's megacities
Speaker 4: were destroyed.
Speaker 2: Heat.
Speaker 4: That sounds terrible. Yeah, So then there was a campaign
Speaker 4: into the Gloom and the Magma planets, which we were
Speaker 4: part of this, but there's a little prelude to this
Speaker 4: where we just joined up. So the Illuminate retreated and
Speaker 4: entrenched themselves on the outer worlds. Super Earth began construction
Speaker 4: of a new super destroyer fleet. That's us, boys, that's
Speaker 4: us right there enforcements. In the summer of twenty one
Speaker 4: eighty five, all three Faction launched a coordinated attack that
Speaker 4: spread the hell Divers thin. The assault was repelled, but
Speaker 4: some worlds were lost. So then the new fleet arrived
Speaker 4: in August.
Speaker 2: I love all the fucking memes that were coming out
Speaker 2: where it's just like that one last ship or something
Speaker 2: in it every fucking form of media. I think a
Speaker 2: lot of them were that last Battle on Star Wars
Speaker 2: exicle proposed like I'm sorry, everybody, We're gonna die, and
Speaker 2: then fucking Lando, No, you're not.
Speaker 4: Of us. Yeah, dude, that's fucking sweet. I like that
Speaker 4: that that's a great plot device right.
Speaker 2: There, or like, I mean, I'm just talking about memes
Speaker 2: now for whateverson, but like fucking Chris Evans or endgame
Speaker 2: where your caps stand there and he's like on your
Speaker 2: left Xbox.
Speaker 4: Yes see I saw those. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah there was.
Speaker 4: I know the community is so cool now with social
Speaker 4: media out there, and like more games need to do
Speaker 4: ship like this. There's just so much untapped potential. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and I think hell Divers found that that niche right
Speaker 4: the right, and they're gonna make a third one for sure,
Speaker 4: but probably not any time soon.
Speaker 2: I feel like two has probably still got a fuck
Speaker 2: load of players.
Speaker 4: I'm assuming absolutely, man. I mean there's a lot of
Speaker 4: people playing, at least like one hundred to two hundred
Speaker 4: thousand playing every day consistently at different times.
Speaker 2: When it came out for our Xbox, I think there
Speaker 2: was like fucking a million players on at some point.
Speaker 4: Damn. That is crazy. What a new fleet too?
Speaker 2: Like I wonder who the top player count was when
Speaker 2: this game was on ball systems.
Speaker 4: Here we go, they look still get it up in
Speaker 4: these where do we go? Yeah, the new Fleet arrived
Speaker 4: the hell divers counter attacked, and this is where we
Speaker 4: joined up where we remember like all three fashions, they're
Speaker 4: like kill them all and they were just like assaulting, assaulting,
Speaker 4: like all three faction. Like that was fucking sweet, because
Speaker 4: you guys, what's the mL Like, who do you want
Speaker 4: to fight today?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like introducing to the game.
Speaker 4: Fight who you want? Yeah, try out whoever you want
Speaker 4: to try out. And I remember we bought a lot
Speaker 4: of bugs right off the rip and then we went
Speaker 4: to like some illuminate and I found them illumined very
Speaker 4: hard at first. Now I think they're the easiest faction
Speaker 4: to fight. Yeah, I mean they're not hard to bring
Speaker 4: a good load out, like any loadout works for them really,
Speaker 4: because you want a machine gun voteless or do you
Speaker 4: want to focus on killing the fucking overseers? What are
Speaker 4: you trying to do? And if you do, then you
Speaker 4: bring different strategems to make up for like you know,
Speaker 4: AoE shit where you're just like the vote is maple, yeah, turret.
Speaker 4: So it's so easy to fight them, but yeah, I
Speaker 4: found them hard at first. I love the automatons right
Speaker 4: off the rip. They're sweet, They're fun to fight, just
Speaker 4: trench warfare. Hide behind cover. You know you gotta use
Speaker 4: that cover.
Speaker 2: I hate this stratagem jammer the worst fuck you.
Speaker 4: It is the worst fuck you. Oh.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's kind of hard to find an exact
Speaker 3: date or number, but it says it's when like everything
Speaker 3: dropped together. There was consistently well over five hundred thousand
Speaker 3: at a time.
Speaker 4: I guess I oh, well, right, because yeah, there's like
Speaker 4: the night time when other people around, like around the
Speaker 4: world ship the daytime for them, mm hmmm, because time
Speaker 4: zones and the world is round, it's a globe. Look
Speaker 4: at me. I expect you to say something, man.
Speaker 2: No, it's round.
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2: I've jokingly said it's flat.
Speaker 4: I know we were expecting the joke.
Speaker 2: It would be like not no, I don't want to
Speaker 2: encourage that ship.
Speaker 4: Very good, very good if you're.
Speaker 2: Fucking the flat earther. Actually, I'm gonna take this on
Speaker 2: a little sidetrack now, because you fucking looked at me
Speaker 2: like those fucking times were like flat earthers specifically do
Speaker 2: experiments to prove themselves right, and then it proves that
Speaker 2: they're wrong and they're still just like huh.
Speaker 3: That like paper one poked the hole through the paper
Speaker 3: and they're like, this will prove that it's flat.
Speaker 4: Like, oh, it's like over what we discovered, what people
Speaker 4: discovered in the fucking five thousand.
Speaker 2: It's like over a certain amount of distance. So they
Speaker 2: have like two boards with holes. I'm like, all right,
Speaker 2: put your light up, Jimmy. He's like, oh, I can't
Speaker 2: see it, Hey, raise it up. Oh fuck, I see
Speaker 2: it in this round except for there's still just.
Speaker 4: Like there's probably soap the dose roll.
Speaker 2: And then there was like that other one that they
Speaker 2: bought like a twenty thousand dollars piece of equipment, like
Speaker 2: some kind of laser gyrote or something like that. I
Speaker 2: don't fucking know, but there's like, oh, fifteen degree thing,
Speaker 2: that's what it would be if the Earth is round.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't believe. Back to the drawing boards,
Speaker 4: we got to disprove this round earth.
Speaker 2: Shit, if you're a flat earther die, I don't fucking care.
Speaker 4: It's fucking wild, man. I just don't get it. You
Speaker 4: can't watch a ship go over the like, yeah, you
Speaker 4: literally can, like you'll see the fucking mast eventually.
Speaker 2: Just what would even be the point where.
Speaker 4: Did it go like, did it just keep if it's flat,
Speaker 4: you would go down?
Speaker 3: Like what would it would get smaller?
Speaker 4: Like that, it would disappear, go down?
Speaker 2: What would even be the point of if? Like lying
Speaker 2: about the Earth being around, it's.
Speaker 4: A lot of people to be in on it too,
Speaker 4: an absurd amount of people. Yeah, good luck keeping that secret.
Speaker 4: You ever heard of telephone? The words words getting out?
Speaker 4: Motherfuckers can't keep their mouth shut.
Speaker 2: We just lost all our flat earth listeners.
Speaker 4: Yeah, damn fuck them, dude. I didn't want them anyways, because.
Speaker 2: We have so many listeners.
Speaker 4: We're dumb, but we're not that dumb.
Speaker 2: Okay, smart, but they were dumb.
Speaker 4: I'll drink to that. Mm hmmm. So then, uh, let's
Speaker 4: see where we caught. We did the counter attack, so
Speaker 4: it was like the try I forget they called it something.
Speaker 4: We got a holiday out of it because it was
Speaker 4: like a overwhelming victory. They're like, dude, these Xbox players
Speaker 4: are fucking sweet. We needed this ship. We got like
Speaker 4: a major order, like three major orders in a row.
Speaker 4: I think was victory, victory, victory, And they're like, holiday,
Speaker 4: we get to celebrate because of this fucking victory, Like
Speaker 4: that is sweet.
Speaker 2: Isn't it October or something?
Speaker 4: Yeah, something like that day or something Liberty maybe Liberty Day. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that sounds like something that would name holidays and which
Speaker 4: is so cool. That's like real time plot development, like
Speaker 4: what that's amazing. They were then ordered to perform an
Speaker 4: expedition into the terminid hive worlds in the Expanding Gloom. Oh,
Speaker 4: I hate it. It was death. There was no way
Speaker 4: you were getting out of there with that. Like, you
Speaker 4: try not to die, but man, it was impossible. It's
Speaker 4: just so many you go into those caves. You weren't
Speaker 4: coming out, dude. You were sending You were sending people
Speaker 4: to their deaths there for sure. Yeah, they were ordered
Speaker 4: to get that e seven eleven newly discovered seven eleven slushies,
Speaker 4: seven eleven slush slushies and doughnuts. The expedition to osha
Speaker 4: Une resulted in failure at first and the highest casualties
Speaker 4: in the war thus far, two hundred and eighty seven million.
Speaker 4: Jesus fucking we killed billions. But still, dude, yeah, well
Speaker 4: that is ten times Malevlon Creek.
Speaker 2: You had a dick Malevlon Creek.
Speaker 4: Dude, if you were at Malevlon Creek and talk shit
Speaker 4: about anybody, dude, Osha was fucking hell, yeah, that was
Speaker 4: a nightmare. You're in like fucking probably Terminid's just fucking puke,
Speaker 4: piss and shit, and you're just you're bogged down, like
Speaker 4: you have to bring a mech. If you don't bring
Speaker 4: a mech, your fucking toast.
Speaker 2: Wasn't the objective. It was to collect samples. It wasn't
Speaker 2: even to take the planet over. But people were trying
Speaker 2: to play on some hard difficulties and like actually take
Speaker 2: over the planet, but it wasn't happening.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 2: You're just supposed to collect samples, but you're dying in
Speaker 2: the fucking caves, losing the samples.
Speaker 4: Motherfuckers can't us, motherfuckers can't read. Get the sample. I
Speaker 4: do remember that it was to get the samples, and
Speaker 4: they're just yet dying going into their desks and then
Speaker 4: not completing the mission and you're losing other samples and
Speaker 4: god damn caves, you fucking moron dip shits, Get the samples,
Speaker 4: Get the fuck out. You don't even have to complete
Speaker 4: the mission, dude, Just get samples and leave. If you
Speaker 4: can't complete it, you're at one reinforcement. Just dip dumb people.
Speaker 4: So then the DSS was upgraded with the anti gloom
Speaker 4: shield coating and then we were able to put it
Speaker 4: posted up above oceha Une. Osha Une was liberated at
Speaker 4: very high cost of life, and that's included in that
Speaker 4: two eighty seven million. So it was two attempts, you
Speaker 4: know there that split and it was that was a
Speaker 4: long time when we were on that fucked up planet.
Speaker 4: I hated that place and then we had to go back.
Speaker 4: Recently it was like under attack. I'm like, dude, I
Speaker 4: think I did one mission just to be like I
Speaker 4: did my part. I did my part, and then I
Speaker 4: was like fuck this place, like this is terrible, did
Speaker 4: not like it, very tough. The gloom was reduced and
Speaker 4: infrastructure was built to extract the e seven to eleven
Speaker 4: to number twenty one eighty five. The automatons were discovered
Speaker 4: mining for platinum on volcanic planets planets which we participated
Speaker 4: in this too. The hell divers were ordered to liberate
Speaker 4: the planets and repossess all resources extracted by the automatons.
Speaker 4: That's when you got the new mission type to like
Speaker 4: extract all the fucking platinum. And it was just death.
Speaker 4: You're just carrying fucking platinum through just a kill zone,
Speaker 4: like a pit. That was terrible.
Speaker 2: That was a nightmare.
Speaker 4: Uh So then yeah, super Earth declared the War on Dissidents,
Speaker 4: which was hilarious. It's like there's dissonance everywhere. And they
Speaker 4: declared all territories were war zones, just like Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4: And then they built that fucking dissident prison and that
Speaker 4: one planet just to house them all, Like, oh, just
Speaker 4: a gulag.
Speaker 2: Oh no, dissident camp.
Speaker 4: It's like a reformation or a re education camps. What
Speaker 4: does that mean? How are you getting? Are you getting
Speaker 4: the Winter Soldier treatment? I think you might be. I
Speaker 4: think you might. I think you might be getting solder
Speaker 4: and turned into hell diver. They got turned into our
Speaker 4: reinforcements that we got on that automaton arc. Dude.
Speaker 2: I think they just gently told him like, hey, this
Speaker 2: is for liberty.
Speaker 4: No more stuff.
Speaker 2: You need to stop talking against liberty.
Speaker 4: No more crazy stuff, dude, propaganda towers.
Speaker 2: They probably just gave him a nice glass of liberty
Speaker 2: and they're like, hey, take this, take a.
Speaker 3: No, no, you can feel the warm embrace of democracy, lady.
Speaker 4: Liberty will get great greet you at the gates.
Speaker 2: That was such a gonna say, gape at.
Speaker 4: The gate, gape you at the gates. I was get
Speaker 4: gay gape. Gay. Gay words are hard sometimes, you know.
Speaker 2: You know last week or last time we recorded was
Speaker 2: the worst.
Speaker 4: We were all fucked up. Man.
Speaker 3: That brain cell was doing extra due. You're trying to
Speaker 3: catch up.
Speaker 2: It was stuck in the middle. It didn't know where
Speaker 2: to go. They're all dumb today.
Speaker 4: I was just sitting here with it's drool. Where is
Speaker 4: my brain? So then the Star Piece. In the invasion
Speaker 4: of cyberstan So January twenty one, eighty six, super Earth
Speaker 4: constructed the Star of Peace, a planet destroying super weapon
Speaker 4: you know, hell yeah, to spread democracy. Man. The weapon
Speaker 4: was tested on Penta and it was you know, turned
Speaker 4: into a black hole, which we get the vote on,
Speaker 4: which was kind of cool. The DSS was heavily damaged
Speaker 4: as a result, was taken offline for repairs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that was that. I think that's when
Speaker 2: we were supposed to go back to osha Une because
Speaker 2: we needed fuel for the Oh yeah, star Piece. You
Speaker 2: might be right on that one, which I think we
Speaker 2: failed as a major order. Your fucking morons, You fucked
Speaker 2: up the goddamn DSS boosters.
Speaker 4: Ah, so then yeah, the plans for the star Piece
Speaker 4: were accessed by an unknown source. Hell Divers were deployed
Speaker 4: as commandos and stealth operations deep behind enemy lines to
Speaker 4: gain intel, which I don't think I played a single
Speaker 4: stealth mission.
Speaker 2: I haven't either. It seems like it'd be very hard.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I have all the stealth weapons, but.
Speaker 2: That's not what I played hell Divers for.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not looking for steff. I'm not going to
Speaker 4: blow shit up, heavy damage, heavy output.
Speaker 3: I feel like the second a single mistake. If you
Speaker 3: could drop in and load out right to be stealth,
Speaker 3: and one mistake or like one fucking dude just happens
Speaker 3: to see you, you're fucked then, Like.
Speaker 2: I mean, like I said, I haven't played one, so
Speaker 2: I don't actually know if it's just like one dude
Speaker 2: sees it, the entire missions blown and they have to No.
Speaker 4: It's not like that. I think you can call in
Speaker 4: your Superstroyer, but it's only there for a limited time,
Speaker 4: so you have to like wait to call it in.
Speaker 4: Like the longer you wait, the better off you are,
Speaker 4: and then you can call in your super destroyer and
Speaker 4: bomb shit if you want to.
Speaker 3: But I mean like if you if you bring like
Speaker 3: your stealth sniper like the silence to SMG and things
Speaker 3: like that that don't pack a whole lot of punch.
Speaker 4: Or whatever, and where the gear like the redacted gear.
Speaker 3: Yeah you do come and dress.
Speaker 4: It reduces your signature yea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you wear that, bring all your steale stuff.
Speaker 3: But then like if they started surrounding you, like that
Speaker 3: stuff's not gonna clear a path for you, Like you're
Speaker 3: you're gonna be fu Yeah, you're gonna be hurting.
Speaker 4: You gotta bring like a backup, you know, like a
Speaker 4: support weapon or something that's that's heavy duty. Get you
Speaker 4: out of this stealth mission they commandos bro fuck it.
Speaker 4: So yeah, then the automatons were, you know, behind the theft.
Speaker 4: That's when we found out the automatons were behind everything,
Speaker 4: which I think you could have guessed that. I mean,
Speaker 4: bugs aren't gonna hack the illuminate where honestly, the illuminator
Speaker 4: spread thin. Like I remember, we were taking illuminant planets
Speaker 4: while other major orders were going on like we were
Speaker 4: success There was a string of successes we had. It
Speaker 4: was just like ten in a row, I feel like.
Speaker 4: And we were also taking Illuminate territory just like as
Speaker 4: a break from fucking robots and shit. You know, Like
Speaker 4: it was wild and it was like damn, like we're
Speaker 4: making some progress. So yeah, we were kicking ass. But
Speaker 4: then yeah, the the offensive towards Cyberstand was launched, which.
Speaker 2: Didn't go well in Memorial.
Speaker 6: I mean almost did.
Speaker 4: We were on their doorstep, we were it's these cocksuckers
Speaker 4: who were on other planets. Some of these motherfuckers were
Speaker 4: just dying on purpose. Chaos divers apparently they're called. They
Speaker 4: were just going in and dying to like make us
Speaker 4: fail because we had an allotted amount of reinforcements. So
Speaker 4: they would just go into plans and die like fifteen times.
Speaker 4: And then in the mission, who does that? Who does that? Dissidence?
Speaker 4: And the only reason we know that is because they
Speaker 4: were playing with other players who were in the fucking lobbies.
Speaker 4: And then like this guy died the whole fucking mission,
Speaker 4: and then we failed.
Speaker 2: I've had some high death and counts, but I feel
Speaker 2: bad about it.
Speaker 3: And plus we're killing a bunch of them, but we're
Speaker 3: doing it right, and.
Speaker 4: We're trying to get the objectives.
Speaker 2: We're just I mean there were times where like we would.
Speaker 2: I remember once we were leaving a mission. I swear
Speaker 2: to god, there was like fucking ten box engines in
Speaker 2: between us and the extraction and they just kept dropping
Speaker 2: more and was like.
Speaker 4: Just accept your fate.
Speaker 2: Bo boom boom boom boom.
Speaker 3: That was on and we were trying to escape from
Speaker 3: the wall every time. I got to the very end
Speaker 3: and I had no AMMO for anything, no grenades, no nothing,
Speaker 3: and I'm just running in circles and there's just box
Speaker 3: engines on either side of me and Chase and in
Speaker 3: full armies in between, and I'm just running trying.
Speaker 4: Help me. There's no help, bro, We're all dead destroyers
Speaker 4: and left orbit.
Speaker 2: We're just watching stew.
Speaker 4: You could do it, Torso, and then just Torso.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah that was You're like, what the fuck was that? Noise?
Speaker 4: Sounds like a dishwasher? You know what You're like, Oh,
Speaker 4: I think you might need to get your dish washer
Speaker 4: or blow it up.
Speaker 3: It might be trying to take over.
Speaker 4: Take a hand. I know what you're about. Your motherfucker,
Speaker 4: you hacking my star piece. Oh fuck? So, as the
Speaker 4: hell divers invaded and liberated planets on the way to cyberstand.
Speaker 4: The coms were hacked by automatons who conducted a campaign
Speaker 4: of demoralization propaganda, which so fucking cool.
Speaker 3: Hello fellow humans who said that.
Speaker 4: Fuck And it was just like rebel, rebel, rebel, that
Speaker 4: your life doesn't matter. It's a super earth. It was like,
Speaker 4: I mean, well, yeah, obviously your goddamn mouth. I mean,
Speaker 4: I'm sure the hell divers have to realize it. Like
Speaker 4: when they get thought, they just don't speak it like
Speaker 4: they just get thought and they're just like, that was weird.
Speaker 4: I went through training and what, all right, I guess
Speaker 4: I'll just get in the pod. I don't fucking know.
Speaker 4: I swear they have to know, man. And then they
Speaker 4: go in and they're just like for liberty. Fucking I'm
Speaker 4: a dead man, man, You.
Speaker 3: Just going with your bros. You're dive for some liberty.
Speaker 2: Fucking Ye, they're gonna survive, wink.
Speaker 4: Sometimes. But they eventually die, don't we all? Well, yeah,
Speaker 4: so they have like a two minute So then on
Speaker 4: February twenty one, eighty six, the cyborgs revealed themselves and
Speaker 4: we're the source of the hack. The Allotted Reinforcements for
Speaker 4: the Cyberstan campaign were spent and the hell Divers were
Speaker 4: forced to withdraw from Cyberstan as they advanced on the
Speaker 4: capital city. Dude, we were, we were in the capital city.
Speaker 3: We were I think the laborating it. Dove. We're at
Speaker 3: like ninety seven, ninety April.
Speaker 4: It was right right there, locking there and then just
Speaker 4: zeroed out. Fuck man, bullshit. So the operation was a failure.
Speaker 4: Ruins on the of the illuminate and the exostorms. That's
Speaker 4: where we are currently. So in March twenty one, eighty
Speaker 4: six anomalies were discovered on illuminant planets and Sisse I
Speaker 4: think is the name of the planet home to the
Speaker 4: ancient illuminate ruins. Hell Divers discovered exospires. When the exospires
Speaker 4: were activated across severe weather across the planet, which is
Speaker 4: kind of cool, Dude, when you're fighting these motherfuckers, it's
Speaker 4: like lightning storms and they're coming down like the meteors would.
Speaker 3: Come down fire.
Speaker 4: It's like in Zelda where you're like, oh shit, like
Speaker 4: you got it, well, the you gotta get the fuck
Speaker 4: out of there. You got a burp first burpie. Today,
Speaker 4: I don't know what the fuck. Liberty man's got to
Speaker 4: escaping your buck extra freedom in there spreading that democracy.
Speaker 4: So the planet was where do we go? I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, the you know, the exospiders they started getting
Speaker 4: out of control on CSSA despite the hell Diver's efforts,
Speaker 4: and the planet was plunged into a void, fractured, plunged
Speaker 4: into like that void section which is kind of like
Speaker 4: the Gloom a little bit, but like illuminate styled. And
Speaker 4: then this is where we are currently at. You know,
Speaker 4: you can't see into the void, and they're coming out
Speaker 4: of it. I don't know the appropriators, I think they're called.
Speaker 4: And now they have the uh what is it, mindless
Speaker 4: Masses as one of their like kind of like the
Speaker 4: Predator strain, like they're variant. So the mindless Masses is
Speaker 4: just like weight, like an extra amount of the vote list,
Speaker 4: which is actually kind of fun, dude. It's kind of
Speaker 4: fun because I mean, you bust out your heavy weapons
Speaker 4: and you're just like mowing, dude, like barrel mags like everything.
Speaker 4: Like I just used the Liberator penetrator with the barrel
Speaker 4: magget just like and like the laser cannon just it's
Speaker 4: that sh It's fun. But the only problem is the
Speaker 4: extra fucking flesh mobs. Dude, there's extra flesh mobs. So
Speaker 4: like you'll see a pack of like five of them
Speaker 4: and you're like, oh fuck, flamethrower. I still haven't bought them,
Speaker 4: so I don't know.
Speaker 2: I haven't been on.
Speaker 4: It's a good one for like extra turrets. You just
Speaker 4: have to throw your dude. I've been using minefields, you
Speaker 4: see like that a voteless like hoarde in your minefielders.
Speaker 4: Pretty good uses of different builds there with the with
Speaker 4: the mindless masses. But yeah, then I guess we can
Speaker 4: get into the gameplay here. So Held Evers two is
Speaker 4: a live service and receives Upstate Update Upstate Upstate Dead.
Speaker 4: It receives updates regularly. It is a PvE shooter game
Speaker 4: primarily played in third person, but you can go first
Speaker 4: person when you're looking down the sites, which I spend
Speaker 4: a lot of time looking at my sights.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, I don't think I've ever
Speaker 2: actually looked on my sights and like actually killed something.
Speaker 2: I'm over the shoulder.
Speaker 4: All the time. That is fucking nuts, man, You're just fucking.
Speaker 3: I'm running and gunning and I'm going with the d
Speaker 3: M r and stuff. I'm definitely going down the side.
Speaker 4: Mr. Yeah, when you get that good scope, it's nicely.
Speaker 2: I think there's been a couple of times where I
Speaker 2: just like picked up a sniper on one of those
Speaker 2: defense missions and I used that a couple of times
Speaker 2: through the scope. But yeah, any other mission besides.
Speaker 4: That medium range, Yeah, I mean when i'm medium range
Speaker 4: to close range, I am over the shoulder. But like
Speaker 4: when I get a position, I'm definitely looking down my
Speaker 4: scope because I can like relax.
Speaker 9: And I never relax, tense all the time, butt cheeks clenched,
Speaker 9: lived my life.
Speaker 4: Booty tight? Is that in the tips book, in the
Speaker 4: rule book or whatever the guide keep your booty remember,
Speaker 4: keep your booty tight, keep them clenched.
Speaker 2: You don't want to fucking illuminates squirming up there or
Speaker 2: a bug.
Speaker 4: So then yeah, the uh It is a cooperative shooter
Speaker 4: with four man teams and has no single player campaign,
Speaker 4: but you can treat it as a single player game
Speaker 4: if you want. You could probably solo some mission to
Speaker 4: turn the difficulty down. It turned it down to like
Speaker 4: fucking one. Probably, like I would say five, you could
Speaker 4: probably get away with Maybe I would, dude, I would
Speaker 4: go far as to say I could I could probably
Speaker 4: solo a fucking seven.
Speaker 2: Mission record that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll see, I'll see. I'll try it one time. Maybe.
Speaker 2: Isn't that impossible difficulty?
Speaker 4: I think eight is impossible. Seven is suicide mission. I'm
Speaker 4: not saying I'm not gonna die, but I'll complete the mis.
Speaker 4: I'll go do the mission and get the fuck out.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna do ETRA five. Well, it's enough. I
Speaker 4: think that'd be enough. Dude, Snipe it up, dude. I'm
Speaker 4: pretty I can avoid shit man like I try to
Speaker 4: avoid those fucking scouting parties. The scouting party means to
Speaker 4: a means to a running or calling out. The scouting
Speaker 4: party will adjust our path to go around. And there's
Speaker 4: no sense in fighting shit that you don't need to
Speaker 4: fight like cowards. Well, I think it's just smart man,
Speaker 4: Like you know, you don't want to waste AMMO like,
Speaker 4: am I throwables? Like what am I calling in? Am
Speaker 4: I calling my eagles? Like? That's another use that I
Speaker 4: could use on like a base or something like stupid
Speaker 4: fucking patrol, And then they're likely to call in reinforcements.
Speaker 4: That's the major thing that I try to avoid, Like
Speaker 4: if they're patrolling and they're not like directly in my way,
Speaker 4: fuck them, dude, because they're gonna because I'm gonna engage them,
Speaker 4: and I'm gonna run out of AMMO, and that motherfucker's
Speaker 4: just gonna go or like spit up his fucking bug ass.
Speaker 3: And because like I feel like in normal games, you
Speaker 3: want to go after the big guys first, like you
Speaker 3: want to go after the elites, and the gruntsle scattered.
Speaker 3: So you you come across one of those groups and
Speaker 3: you see one of the fucking hulks and you're like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take him out because he's the biggest threat.
Speaker 3: So you put a couple of shots on him, and
Speaker 3: then you look over and there goes that guy and
Speaker 3: drink comes all reinforcements, and it's.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, I do I do the same thing what
Speaker 4: I was gonna say.
Speaker 2: Hold that crack because right an hour so should take
Speaker 2: another break real quick.
Speaker 4: I can't wait. It's that fully crapped.
Speaker 2: All right, another camera break. We're back, all right, unless
Speaker 2: you had something.
Speaker 4: No camera break? All right, nice, We're back drinking that
Speaker 4: sweet sweet liberty freedom in every set. Let's go. I'm
Speaker 4: still drinking the house cat, which that's a weird sun.
Speaker 3: Just blendi it up.
Speaker 4: Don't drink the kiddies.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine that would taste good.
Speaker 4: No, predators usually don't taste as good as herbi wars.
Speaker 2: Take that vegetarian.
Speaker 4: Eat the prey animals. Just eat the prey animals.
Speaker 2: Right, we're apex predators up here.
Speaker 4: We're fucking millennius. That's right. We're smarter than the fucking
Speaker 4: the next gen should be smarter than us, but we're
Speaker 4: smarter than everybody.
Speaker 3: We're the peak of civilization. Now it's just downhill, that's right.
Speaker 3: We're the best of the best.
Speaker 4: What they say the peak was in the nineties, right, born,
Speaker 4: born at the peak. Dude came in. We're just like,
Speaker 4: welcome to it. We're here, we are peak, we are it.
Speaker 2: We're the best.
Speaker 4: I'm the fucking best.
Speaker 3: Tools circles around you.
Speaker 4: All right. So we're still on gameplay here, let's see. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's a cooperative shooter with four man teams, has no
Speaker 4: single player campaign. Major orders are issued for the hell
Speaker 4: Divers to complete to the major order. People, just do
Speaker 4: it your pieces, you just read and do it. Man,
Speaker 4: Get up the bugs, get off them, fucking bug planets.
Speaker 4: Stop fucking super credit farming and go to the major order.
Speaker 4: You can supercredit farm there if you want. Just lower
Speaker 4: the difficulty, it doesn't matter. Just complete fucking missions. Help us,
Speaker 4: help me, help me, help help me, help you so
Speaker 4: them our community, you know, our community events and directly
Speaker 4: impact the plot, which we talked about earlier. That was
Speaker 4: the whole plot, and it was affected by these major orders,
Speaker 4: whether they were completed or not completed. Pretty cool. Players
Speaker 4: select a world to liberate on the galactic map. The
Speaker 4: missions are procedurally generated. Say that ten times fast, No,
Speaker 4: say it, say it. Let's see. So the planets have
Speaker 4: twenty three distinct biomes, which is pretty fucking diverse. That's
Speaker 4: pretty cool. Yeah. I do like fight because there's still somewhere.
Speaker 4: I'm like, man, I haven't fought on a planet like
Speaker 4: this where it's like ridges and like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've been on deserts, We've been on mountains, we've
Speaker 3: been on ice volcano forests, like everywhere.
Speaker 4: We've been fucking tense ass force swamps, dude, street, fucking Dagoba. Man.
Speaker 4: Like the scraping runs come in, just destroying trees, trees
Speaker 4: are coming down. Oh shit, looking sweet mm hmm uh yeah.
Speaker 4: Then players complete a series of three missions called operations.
Speaker 4: Each mission has different objectives raise the flag, rescue, HVTS,
Speaker 4: et cetera. What are HVTS max High value target?
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 4: If it's rescuing inn HVT, that doesn't make sense, Yeah
Speaker 4: it does. What's the T then or high value?
Speaker 6: I mean, you still be a target if you're not
Speaker 6: all right.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's not an HVT. Maybe they call them h
Speaker 4: v c's High value Citizens. I mean that will make
Speaker 4: more sense. I think they might be h VC's. So
Speaker 4: my bet, you fuck my fault. But like, yeah, you
Speaker 4: can still be a mark, you know. Yeah. Difficulty ranges
Speaker 4: from one to ten or trivial to super hell Dive.
Speaker 4: Helldivers deploy from their superstroyers in orbit into helpods and
Speaker 4: drop into the area. Each hell diver selects a custom
Speaker 4: load out and sets of four stratagems to deploy and
Speaker 4: one perk. Friendly fire is on at all times. Do
Speaker 4: not shoot your friends or do and just say you're sorry.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean in the loading screens it says friendly
Speaker 2: fire isn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not friendly. It's definitely not friendly. Yeah. In
Speaker 4: game currencies such as you know, war Bond medals and
Speaker 4: supercredits can be obtained in mission at specialty objectives. You
Speaker 4: got to find them. You got to go around the
Speaker 4: map and search for these the glowing little beacons. War
Speaker 4: Bond Medals are spent to acquire new gear and weapons.
Speaker 4: Supercredits are used to buy the war bonds that contain
Speaker 4: the new weapons and gear, and can also be spent
Speaker 4: at items on items at the superstore, and you could
Speaker 4: also buy super c it's with real cache case. I've
Speaker 4: done it a couple I think I spent twenty bucks.
Speaker 4: I mean, because that's the price of a full game. Yeah,
Speaker 4: this game's forty dollars. By the way, I don't think
Speaker 4: we mentioned that, but yeah, that's how I looked at it.
Speaker 4: I'll spend twenty bucks to get some weapons, some more
Speaker 4: weapons that I want, And that's a game, and it's
Speaker 4: a game worth putting that that full sixty on and
Speaker 4: they made it forty dude, that's just generous. Man.
Speaker 2: I also just like like supporting fucking Arrowhead likes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean they gave us this game in cross
Speaker 3: platform and like, yeah, how many games have we played recently?
Speaker 3: That's like you played for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: Now it's just like a dog shit game. But hey,
Speaker 2: look at all this stuff you could buy, Like yeah,
Speaker 2: basically all of the latest Call of Duty's battlefield you
Speaker 2: gotta buy a fucking battle pass.
Speaker 4: And it's just skins and shit Like this is actually
Speaker 4: like tangible things like the armor affects, how stratagems, how
Speaker 4: like how much damage are like what you could run faster,
Speaker 4: you could stam it a last longer.
Speaker 2: Or you could buy new guns. I've heard there's a
Speaker 2: very good shotgun out there.
Speaker 4: I kind of want to, well, we're gonna run through
Speaker 4: the weapons, but I actually didn't list out the armors
Speaker 4: because man, there are so many we can but yeah,
Speaker 4: there's different perks on the armors. You can touch on
Speaker 4: that a little bit, so like, yeah, you get the
Speaker 4: light armor, which, dude, if you haven't run light armor,
Speaker 4: you need to run a mission with light armor.
Speaker 2: They have like once or twice.
Speaker 4: Dude, you are so fucking fast, It's so much faster,
Speaker 4: Like it's really noticeable, and I really appreciate that that
Speaker 4: they put that in the game. Like fifty points doesn't
Speaker 4: seem like a lot, but dude, because I do run
Speaker 4: heavy armor when I'm facing bots sometimes because there's one.
Speaker 6: Oh we're in those cities. Oh my god, you.
Speaker 4: Needed everything you can get, dude, bubble shield, fucking extra armor,
Speaker 4: explosive resistance. But yeah, the perks on the armor is
Speaker 4: what makes the armor for me. Man. Like, the only
Speaker 4: reason I run light armor is because the one perk,
Speaker 4: the extra padding on that one light arm and that's
Speaker 4: at the superstore. I run that armor all day long.
Speaker 4: I will sacrifice all other perks to have that speed.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: Sometimes, like when you're facing aluminate or bugs suit, you
Speaker 4: can run away. Oh, man, so you can just outrun chargers,
Speaker 4: like just circle around him and they'll just it's oh,
Speaker 4: same with flesh mob. You just run around him and
Speaker 4: there's oh and then you can shoot them. So yeah.
Speaker 4: And then the medium armor pretty good all around. And
Speaker 4: then there's a heavy armour, which, yeah, you're really slow,
Speaker 4: but it's it's effective. Man. You could take some fucking punishment.
Speaker 4: It's actually pretty impressive just sitting there getting shot. Hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 4: you have strip. Taking grenades to the face with that
Speaker 4: explosive resistance, no problem, missile right to the face, just
Speaker 4: a fraction, just step on a mine. Half my health.
Speaker 4: Oh shit, I'm good. Just stem up.
Speaker 2: See while you're flying away from the mind, you step on.
Speaker 4: Oh if you could, I would do because I'm smashing
Speaker 4: that stem button for sure, because you take some damage
Speaker 4: if you hit some shiit like if it tosses you
Speaker 4: far enough, smack against the wall accordions, you're ass dead.
Speaker 3: And I like the dar like weapons and stuff. They're
Speaker 3: just it's not overcomplicated. It's not like a weird name
Speaker 3: for something.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: It's not like this mumbo jumbo means you can survive blasts.
Speaker 6: It's just like blast reduction ary.
Speaker 3: Okay, sweet, Well it's just it's easy, straight to the point,
Speaker 3: but you still get those perks, and it's just it's nice.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the in game system, the armor system is very
Speaker 4: unique because yeah, sometimes there are too many stats where
Speaker 4: it's like well fragility, uh fucking wearability, like what are
Speaker 4: these effect? What are these numbers affect? There's just too
Speaker 4: much shit going on sometimes, but yeah, they simplified it.
Speaker 4: It's basically just your rating, your speed and the perky.
Speaker 2: Have a game starts thrown out way too many numbers.
Speaker 4: I'm like, it gets pointless, like you can min max
Speaker 4: but like dude, that's a lot of min maxing right there.
Speaker 4: Like you gotta fucking just which Like, oh, I want,
Speaker 4: I want flexibility and rigidity because rigidity affects my fucking
Speaker 4: defense and my flexibility affects my fucking how fast I
Speaker 4: can't go? And you're like, why don't you just make
Speaker 4: it fast and just make it the ones that you
Speaker 4: simplify to, like why is there a sub why is
Speaker 4: there a subcategory to stants here? Yeah? So, hell, there
Speaker 4: is a good.
Speaker 2: Five explosions fifty resistance, nice.
Speaker 4: Twenty five percent resistance, Okay, cool, And it's like you
Speaker 4: can imagine what that would do. You're like, Okay, if
Speaker 4: I take something to the face, I should have quarter
Speaker 4: health if it was twenty five boom yep. And that's
Speaker 4: exactly what it is. It translates in game. Uh where
Speaker 4: were we?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, war bond metals are spent to acquire new gear
Speaker 4: and weapons. We already talked about that, uh, and then
Speaker 4: samples can also be collected. Samples are used to upgrade
Speaker 4: your ship for better turrets, faster rearm times, and better
Speaker 4: stratagems kind of you know, better time and more effective
Speaker 4: like it I think condenses the range of some of
Speaker 4: those barrages and stuff adds another round to some of them.
Speaker 4: Requisition slips are the reward for completing missions, and rex
Speaker 4: slips are used to buy new stratagems pretty cool, or
Speaker 4: donate to the space station, which is all I use
Speaker 4: it for now. There's no point unless I get a
Speaker 4: new war bond with some shit I need to buy,
Speaker 4: which I'm real close, but it's been a while I've
Speaker 4: been grinding. War Bond medals are the reward for completing operations,
Speaker 4: and then you spend the war bond medals on the
Speaker 4: war bonds so you can get the ship. And then
Speaker 4: let's getting into some weapons, getting weapons, and we'll talk
Speaker 4: about them as we go. I think we've experienced some
Speaker 4: of these weapons. Some of them I don't think any
Speaker 4: of us have used. So the weapon works on like
Speaker 4: a penetration scale. Yeah, it's Max Live.
Speaker 2: I'm glad I didn't have to.
Speaker 4: Rounds in the mag are lost when reloading, which I
Speaker 4: don't know. Man, It's it's kind of cool, dud when
Speaker 4: you think about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I feel like this is the only game
Speaker 2: where I actually kind of enjoy it. Yeah, where like
Speaker 2: you gotta keep track of your AMMO counter.
Speaker 4: It's another element. And honestly, like some of these weapons
Speaker 4: affects why I want to use them. Like the Liberator
Speaker 4: penetrator is very good because you can hear when you're
Speaker 4: at the last like two or three rounds, it goes
Speaker 4: like like it makes a different sound, kind of like
Speaker 4: the m one G was like ting ting ting ting,
Speaker 4: and like you can kind of hear when you're on
Speaker 4: that last bullet. Yeah, but yeah, the Liberators like b
Speaker 4: and You're like, Okay, I'm gonna reload with one bullet left,
Speaker 4: so now I get the quicker reload so you don't
Speaker 4: have to rack another round. Like, dude, that's so fucking cool.
Speaker 4: What a cool mechanic in a game, because I always
Speaker 4: reload with like one or two or try to.
Speaker 3: Or like in other games, like as soon as I'm
Speaker 3: done with the Conflict, I reload because I want to
Speaker 3: have that full magazine ready to go. But now I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to waste like seven round a.
Speaker 4: Man, Yeah, to save it exactly. See that's why dude,
Speaker 4: I run the supply pack. Dude, if I got half
Speaker 4: a mag reload that shit. Ud. I don't care about
Speaker 4: this ammo. I got more liberty to come. I just
Speaker 4: reach on my back and get another one, and in
Speaker 4: two minutes I could call in another supply pack if
Speaker 4: I don't, you know, like just constantly reloading. I'm always
Speaker 4: fresh because sometimes I go to both my guns and
Speaker 4: I have no AMMO. Click click oh no, clicklick oh no,
Speaker 4: I didn't reload everything. So yeah, there's manual reloading, which
Speaker 4: took a long time for me to adjust to that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: every game you play, you get to that empty mag
Speaker 4: and it just reloads automatically. Man, And I can't think
Speaker 4: of another game that's like that, because if you don't
Speaker 4: press that X button, you click click click click click
Speaker 4: click click click click click click click, and it takes
Speaker 4: a while for you to realize, like why am I
Speaker 4: not firing about of AMMO? No, I've done that so
Speaker 4: many times. I'll pull out my secondary click click oh no,
Speaker 4: I didn't reload it last time.
Speaker 1: Fuck.
Speaker 4: So anytime there's free time, I'm just reloading all my shit,
Speaker 4: and I'm.
Speaker 3: Always cycling through like I'm paranoid now, or I'm always
Speaker 3: like check the primary, check the secondary, check the backup.
Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, yeah, I'm good, you're doing the actual
Speaker 4: instinction that we hold the X button and you could
Speaker 4: see your inventory of AMMO and you could change your
Speaker 4: fire type for some weapons. Then the scope if you
Speaker 4: have that for some weapon, that's pretty fucking cool. Turn
Speaker 4: off your laser if you want to. And weapons way
Speaker 4: is a thing which is very cool how it's represented.
Speaker 4: You see your like circle, and then you have your crosshairs,
Speaker 4: which is where you're looking, and your circle is like,
Speaker 4: if you're running, it's going all over the fucking place.
Speaker 4: If you're crouched it it narrows down a little bit,
Speaker 4: and if you're laying down, it's it's fucking right there,
Speaker 4: you're not moving. Pretty cool.
Speaker 2: I also like how when you're customizing your guns, they
Speaker 2: have that little like grid where it shows like where
Speaker 2: all the shot gonna be.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that is that is pretty cool when you
Speaker 4: put the different upgrades on it like that, because yeah,
Speaker 4: now you can That wasn't a thing when the game
Speaker 4: first release, but now you can add weapon attachments to everything,
Speaker 4: which is awesome. Anytime you give that to me, fucking
Speaker 4: perfect fucking fuck yeah, dude, vertical grips and extended mags
Speaker 4: and shit. Oh yeah, it's different scopes. So yeah, then
Speaker 4: you get a primary, you get a secondary, and you
Speaker 4: get a throwable and a support weapon through the use
Speaker 4: of stratagems. If you want assault rifles, you got the
Speaker 4: AR twenty three Liberator. It's the light pen. It's the
Speaker 4: original gun. Pretty solid gun. I mean, it does good damage.
Speaker 4: Then you got the AR twenty three P Liberator Penetrator
Speaker 4: medium pen. Baby. I love that gun. It only does
Speaker 4: sixty five damage, but man, does it just shred. It's
Speaker 4: just shred shit, dude. And you get the drum mag
Speaker 4: when you fully upgrade it, it's perfect, sixty rounds, good
Speaker 4: to go. Then you got the AR twenty three C
Speaker 4: Liberator Concussive. It's light pen. I've used the concussive a
Speaker 4: little bit. It's all right. Could it just like knocks
Speaker 4: them back a little bit, but it does light damage.
Speaker 4: And then you got the STA fifty two assault rifle.
Speaker 4: It's light pen, which I think that is the which
Speaker 4: one is that's the kill zone assault rifle. I believe
Speaker 4: it's got like the gas on the back of it.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever seen it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's in the kill zone war bonds,
Speaker 4: So I don't think any of us own that War Bond. Yeah,
Speaker 4: the kill Zone was okay. I think I played a
Speaker 4: couple of times because my uncle had a PlayStation and
Speaker 4: that was it was okay. It was no Halo, but.
Speaker 2: I know nothing about it.
Speaker 4: Just alien invasion. They kind of looked like Locus. Honestly,
Speaker 4: it looks like, here's war Locus and that first person
Speaker 4: they need hell that was give us the fucking lnswer,
Speaker 4: a fucking assault rule with a chains with the the
Speaker 4: what is the immolation tool, the defolation tool, that's what's called,
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, just underneath Oh, dude, the motherfuckers. Dude, there's
Speaker 4: no reason helmet and stuff. Yeah what and it honestly,
Speaker 4: a hell diverse helmet does kind of look like that already.
Speaker 4: It's very similar, especially to that newest one, the retacted one. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that one looks a lot like it. So then you
Speaker 4: get the AR thirty two pacifier, the medium pen that's
Speaker 4: the shock one, which I have. That one pretty solid gun.
Speaker 4: It doesn't do enough da I think it does fifty five,
Speaker 4: so it does a little bit less than the penetrator,
Speaker 4: but it has the shock ammo, so it'll stun motherfuckers.
Speaker 4: So it's kind of good with the bugs. But again,
Speaker 4: you have no barrel mag so if you had sixty
Speaker 4: rounds in it, I'd say that would be the superior gun.
Speaker 4: But you're just constantly reloading. It doesn't do enough damage.
Speaker 4: Full mags for like heavier units is pretty hard to
Speaker 4: deal with. Mm hmm. Then you got the AR two
Speaker 4: kyote k yo u kyote goat, dude. That is the
Speaker 4: goat of all assault rifles. It is sure. I love
Speaker 4: the Penetrator. It is a solid fucking gun. Go to
Speaker 4: coyotes better, man. And the only reason that I like
Speaker 4: the penetrator better is because that drum magazine. But dude,
Speaker 4: thencendiary higher damage than the penetrator. Medium armor, great dude,
Speaker 4: and it's got pretty good feel. It feels great, sounds great.
Speaker 4: And speaking of fucking sounds great, dude, that m A
Speaker 4: five C is assault rifle. Baby medium pen Dude, that
Speaker 4: thing when you are firing that stew it sounds mean.
Speaker 4: It is the meanest sounding assault rifle. Go go got
Speaker 4: got got got got. You're like, whoa dude, what are
Speaker 4: you firing right now? It's just like, oh that's so hey,
Speaker 4: little salt rifle. I'm like, oh yeah, that makes sense,
Speaker 4: that makes sense.
Speaker 3: Oh that's the one thing I wish they would, like
Speaker 3: give you the h the way to upgrade the like
Speaker 3: the all the Halo ones and some of the other For.
Speaker 2: Some reason, the Halo guns don't have any upgrades.
Speaker 3: Like give me the sixty rounder because right now it
Speaker 3: just has a thirty two like from Halo three and stuff.
Speaker 3: Give me the Halo one sixty.
Speaker 4: They they definitely missed out on that. They like, if
Speaker 4: you didn't want to like make the upgrades, because it
Speaker 4: would ruin the aesthetic, give you the extended mag at least,
Speaker 4: and like maybe like a handling upgrade somehow. Yeah some shit, man,
Speaker 4: Yeah that's fucking lame. The sixty rounder would be m
Speaker 4: M that. I feel like they're like, man, this would
Speaker 4: make this gun really opie. It really would, dude. That
Speaker 4: would be the best assault rifle by default. It's just
Speaker 4: the meta immediately. I feel like they do a pretty
Speaker 4: good job of like balancing the guns. It pisses me
Speaker 4: off sometimes because you're like, man, I want something just overpowered. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they just won't give it to you. Man, But it's
Speaker 4: over Like they all got their rolls, you know, so
Speaker 4: then you got the AR twenty three A Liberator Carbine
Speaker 4: light pen, which was in the I think the Command
Speaker 4: of the Viper Commandos Warbon. I've never used it. I
Speaker 4: don't have that warbon. I've heard it's really good. I
Speaker 4: don't know. And then you got the AR sixty one
Speaker 4: Tenderizer light pen. This one does like one hundred and
Speaker 4: five damage, but it's light pen and it's pretty good.
Speaker 4: It's like a Famis but like full auto, and it's
Speaker 4: better in verse mode for sure. I have it. It's
Speaker 4: in the Polar Polar Patriots Warbon, which is a good warbon.
Speaker 4: Solid dude. I got some solid heavy armor out of that.
Speaker 4: Then you get the BR fourteen Adjudicator medium pen. I
Speaker 4: love this fucking gun, dude. It's a bar. It's just
Speaker 4: a bar. You're not looking down sites nothing, dude. You
Speaker 4: just fucking click click. And it's only got like twenty
Speaker 4: four bullets I think in it or something or twenty five,
Speaker 4: so you've got to be careful. But it does like
Speaker 4: ninety five damage. Medium pen. Phenomenal gun handling. Dog shit, dude.
Speaker 4: You better be crouched. You better be crouched or laying
Speaker 4: down when you're firing that thing, because it's just fucking shit.
Speaker 4: The handle you go to turn, it's like like your
Speaker 4: crosshairs are here, your circle is like, way the fuck
Speaker 4: over here, damn it. But once you get that vertical grip,
Speaker 4: it's a little bit more manageable and you can take
Speaker 4: down the scopes, you know, make the handling better because
Speaker 4: the handling matters. Man, It really makes a lot of
Speaker 4: difference when you have a gun that handles well because
Speaker 4: you're just like target to target and then sometimes you're
Speaker 4: just like, oh, like you're you feel the way to
Speaker 4: the gun. It's pretty fucking cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a cool mechanic where you see it,
Speaker 2: like you're saying, you see the actual where your guy
Speaker 2: is aiming, drag back to the crosshairs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, very good, I need to say that. Probably not eh,
Speaker 4: you like it too. I like it. So now we'll
Speaker 4: get into the a r G L twenty one, the
Speaker 4: one two medium pens do as this that grenade launcher
Speaker 4: sorry for oh yeah, you have that war Bon two.
Speaker 4: I think it sounds like a pretty good gun. It
Speaker 4: just sucks this light pen and that that blows, dude,
Speaker 4: I mean light pens, okay, but it's hard to like
Speaker 4: run and gun with a light pen because it's hard
Speaker 4: to get those head shots, like you gotta be spotted up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean that's and it's an assault, right. I use
Speaker 4: like exclusively medium pen because, like I I'm a terrible
Speaker 4: shot in every video game ever, so I'm just spraying
Speaker 4: and praying basically, dude, I'm a pretty good shot in
Speaker 4: most gains. I use medium pen because the light pen,
Speaker 4: like it just costs too much when you miss, Like
Speaker 4: you say, I see my bullets ricocheting off of you,
Speaker 4: it makes me angry. It's just internally, I'm just like,
Speaker 4: fuck this gun, dude, this gun sucks. Like if my
Speaker 4: shit's bouncing off of you, I need to do damage here,
Speaker 4: Like I'm not. I'm firing for nothing at that point,
Speaker 4: and yeah, like you got to aim, but like sometimes
Speaker 4: they're at weird angles and shit, like I just need
Speaker 4: a fucking mo I just need a mow to get
Speaker 4: myself out of there alive, especially.
Speaker 6: With the CEW rifles.
Speaker 3: Like That's one of the reasons I bring in a
Speaker 3: CELT rifle is like if I'm going to bring a
Speaker 3: heavier like uh, the anti tank like sniper or whatever
Speaker 3: is my support weapon, then I want something that I
Speaker 3: can actually push through some crowds with with like this,
Speaker 3: all right, yeah, it's like you got a light you're
Speaker 3: just not doing it like you just you need that
Speaker 3: medium or heavy and.
Speaker 2: It's yes, it's I end up in them guts.
Speaker 4: Hello, who said that? Get up in the whoa dude,
Speaker 4: take it easy, plow. So then you got the AR
Speaker 4: fifty nine suppressor, which is the redacted red light pen,
Speaker 4: which I have. I haven't used it. I've used that
Speaker 4: sniper and it's I could see where there might be
Speaker 4: a use for it, but I just, dude, the AMR
Speaker 4: is just so much better, and I don't care if
Speaker 4: I get noticed when I'm sniping and shit, because like
Speaker 4: sometimes with the AMR you got ten shots and semi auto,
Speaker 4: you bang bang bang bang bang bang, all the scouts
Speaker 4: are dead, move on, you know, it's whatever, and it's
Speaker 4: you don't even have to aim for their heads and
Speaker 4: shit like with that, there's bullet drop with the suppressor,
Speaker 4: which is which is realistic. It's a nice touch because
Speaker 4: they're going sub sonic, so there's subsnic ammunition and it
Speaker 4: actually says in the fucking description there's sub sonic ammal.
Speaker 4: I'm like, man, that's a nice dude. These guys know ballistics.
Speaker 4: These guys really do no fucking ballistics. They have a
Speaker 4: good knowledge of fucking guns and ship dude. And like
Speaker 4: how every gun like reloads differently, like you feel it
Speaker 4: in the game, and it's so impressive.
Speaker 2: It's like a revolver, like an actual revolver.
Speaker 4: I love that gun. If you if you don't use.
Speaker 2: The full six chambers, Like the guy actually puts a
Speaker 2: bullet in the extras. So if you're using that gun,
Speaker 2: use all the fucking bullets, because then he just pulls
Speaker 2: out one of those like quick revolver Ray Lowers.
Speaker 4: It is true, it is true. I love that gun.
Speaker 4: It comes fun to use. Was that one like the Senator? Senator?
Speaker 4: It's heavy pen. I think it's nice on the list.
Speaker 4: It's just it is hard to aim because again it's
Speaker 4: like the weapons wag and it's a head of gun.
Speaker 4: So it's like a fucking what is it the bull
Speaker 4: the raging bullet's like that boom boom boom. You can
Speaker 4: take down hulks if you shoot me in the eye
Speaker 4: with that thing a pistol. It's crazy, dude, it's crazy work.
Speaker 4: I mean, you gotta aim good, but still uh so,
Speaker 4: then we get to the Marksman rifles, which are my
Speaker 4: personal favorite. I know there's Stew's favorite.
Speaker 2: You get the k kay you like to.
Speaker 4: Fight from a Disney's game.
Speaker 2: Try to stay out.
Speaker 10: Of a fight is using guns that they give you
Speaker 10: in the game. Disgusting that the R two amendment, which
Speaker 10: is light pen, that is the one that comes out
Speaker 10: of the Uh what the fu?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I had. It's the one true flag
Speaker 4: is in it. Oh fuck ceremonial. Master's a ceremony. There
Speaker 4: you go, Master's a ceremony. And it's got the fucking
Speaker 4: bayonet on the front. That's what makes the gun. It
Speaker 4: is great, dude. It's great for luminant. It's twenty rounds.
Speaker 4: I think it does, like dude, I think it might
Speaker 4: do like two hundred and some damn maybe three hundred damage.
Speaker 4: But it's light pen. But dude, that thing sounds the
Speaker 4: best out of any fucking Marxian Rivas's like boom, doom, doom.
Speaker 4: I think I showed you it one time. It's like
Speaker 4: the it's like a grand or something, but like modern
Speaker 4: twenty rounds, pretty good bayonet, good for illuminate. You just
Speaker 4: shank the motherfuckers like a spear. Nice. So yeah, pretty cool.
Speaker 4: Love that one.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: Then you get the R two one two four Constitution,
Speaker 4: which is medium pen, and that's the one that they
Speaker 4: just give you from the beginning. It's just basically the
Speaker 4: it's like a car. It's like a carny or like
Speaker 4: a Springfield single shot. You gotta rack around every time.
Speaker 4: And it's got the bayonet at the top, which I
Speaker 4: think I used at the beginning when I was fighting
Speaker 4: the Illuminatet and I was like, dude, this is fucking amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 4: just do at charges and you got This is one
Speaker 4: of my favorites, the R six dead Eye medium pen.
Speaker 4: It comes in that borderline borderline justice, borderline justice. That's
Speaker 4: when the Cowboy war Bond.
Speaker 2: One of those guns call like a lever action lever dude.
Speaker 4: He's like handling peek handling, dude. You could just bank
Speaker 4: bank bank, not even looking down sites. You don't have to.
Speaker 4: I keep the big scope on it in case I
Speaker 4: want to zoom in, but most of the time I'm
Speaker 4: just like third person. And then you have to have
Speaker 4: the armor that lets you reload fast. Otherwise that gun
Speaker 4: is kind of fucking It sucks due the reload sucks too.
Speaker 4: Because your rounds reload with that motherfucker and then you
Speaker 4: got the This was Stu's first gun, and I think
Speaker 4: my first gun too. I liked this gun. There are
Speaker 4: sixty three diligence. It's light pen. It's the only downside.
Speaker 4: It's fine if you can hit headshots on the automatons,
Speaker 4: not really great against the fucking bugs because you need
Speaker 4: some medium pen for them. Yeah. Pretty solid gone overall though.
Speaker 4: And then you get to the R sixty three CS
Speaker 4: Diligence counter sniper medium pen, which is Stu's go to,
Speaker 4: and I love that gun too. It's very good. The
Speaker 4: handling kind of sucks, but if you get posted up
Speaker 4: good sniper right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it's just there's something satisfying about it, just
Speaker 3: like the Yeah, the semi auto like single shot rifles,
Speaker 3: or it's just down you can if somebody's charging, you
Speaker 3: can still you can just like unload on them. But
Speaker 3: it's nice being able to sit back into it and just people.
Speaker 6: I like it.
Speaker 4: That's the DMR for sure. That's the default DMR right there.
Speaker 4: You need that one.
Speaker 6: It's just the vibes.
Speaker 4: For me.
Speaker 3: There's definitely better guns out there, but I just like it.
Speaker 4: It is very good. And then you get the R
Speaker 4: seventy two censor, the light pen. That's the silence sniper
Speaker 4: or the silenced marksman rifle. It's not sniper, it's a
Speaker 4: Marxian rifle. And uh, we're gonna take a respite because
Speaker 4: I got a pistol racehorse. Motherfucker.
Speaker 2: I didn't know how much was left. So hard.
Speaker 4: And we're back nerds, still sipping on that liberty, freedom
Speaker 4: in every sip. What so I'm still drinking these housecats.
Speaker 4: My god. All right, So we are going to now
Speaker 4: get into the submachine guns, probably the least used out of.
Speaker 2: Any of us. Who the fuck is going in on
Speaker 2: hell dives with.
Speaker 4: Us with an s MG. The only reason you'd want
Speaker 4: to is with the shield.
Speaker 3: That's what I've done. I've done the my Halo SMG
Speaker 3: with the shield, and then back in the day I
Speaker 3: had the grenade launcher too. So I just like they
Speaker 3: take out the crowd control and it's great that those
Speaker 3: two work together, real good against lumen.
Speaker 4: And I think also with the directional shield, I don't
Speaker 4: think any of us have tried it. I'd be willing
Speaker 4: to try it. But yeah, you need a one handed weapon,
Speaker 4: which the sub machine guns. I think all of them
Speaker 4: except for like one, are all one handed, which is
Speaker 4: actually pretty powerful when you think about it, because like
Speaker 4: you can do the shield, the ballistic shield, like ste said,
Speaker 4: here's bad, and then you take out your fucking lock
Speaker 4: on pistol. They're the opie pistol. Dude, that thing is
Speaker 4: so opie. It's crazy. I was good one. Well yeah,
Speaker 4: it's that gun is shit. It's dog shit. It's the
Speaker 4: worst gun ever. I mean, no need to nerve that one.
Speaker 6: We have both the SMG and the Logiver over there somewhere.
Speaker 4: Fo. Yeah, I got the SMG at home. The pist
Speaker 4: I got the Paylotle pistol, which I wish it. I
Speaker 4: thought the halo pistol is in it's the it's the
Speaker 4: odst pistol.
Speaker 3: But I do have a silence.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, nice.
Speaker 2: If I could take these out of my ears again.
Speaker 4: I wish it was the explosive dude, they should have
Speaker 4: made it. They fucked up. They should have made it
Speaker 4: that explosive halo one pistol is what they should have done.
Speaker 4: That it was devastating, but that one would have been
Speaker 4: so cool if it had explosive rounds. Like think about
Speaker 4: that man, like it would have been like the uh,
Speaker 4: the other gun on this list. I forget what it's called,
Speaker 4: but it has like the barrel and it's.
Speaker 2: Like a gun that has a barrel and it.
Speaker 4: Shoots the well. It has like the under barrel like rotating.
Speaker 4: All right, we'll get to it. It's coming up, it's
Speaker 4: coming up. But they could have made it like that
Speaker 4: or like a grenade pistol, but like like the erupt,
Speaker 4: it would have been like an eruptor pistol. That would
Speaker 4: have been sweet minus the shrapnel maybe, man, But whatever,
Speaker 4: what am I just a fucking dumb ass on a podcast.
Speaker 4: So then you get to the Yeah, we're talking about
Speaker 4: the SMG. So you get the MP ninety eight night
Speaker 4: it's light pen. I don't know any of these war
Speaker 4: bonds or any information about them because I don't use them. Really.
Speaker 4: You get the STA eleven SMG it's light pen, and
Speaker 4: the M seven s SMG it's light pen. You get
Speaker 4: the SMG thirty two reprimand medium pen, which is the
Speaker 4: one that I dude, it's a truth Enforcer's war bond
Speaker 4: and it's basically a fucking assault rifle. Dude, I want
Speaker 4: to say it does one hundred damage.
Speaker 2: God damn.
Speaker 4: And it's a fucking SMG. It's two handed, though, isn't
Speaker 4: it just some salt rifle because I think the the
Speaker 4: recoil is terrible, so like it's not quite it's meant
Speaker 4: for like close range, but I would imagine it has
Speaker 4: firing modes. So if you go single shot, now it's
Speaker 4: a fucking assault rifle, you just clack clack clack. It's
Speaker 4: just a semi automatic assault rifle. So that's pretty cool.
Speaker 4: So if you can manage that recoil, then you'll be
Speaker 4: all right. And I think it only has like twenty
Speaker 4: five bullets, so most assault rifles I think at least
Speaker 4: have thirty. All right, Yeah, mag size and size of
Speaker 4: the weapon range. That's why it's an SMG. Then you
Speaker 4: get the SMG thirty seven Defender. It's light pen. Get
Speaker 4: the SMG seventy two Pummeler light pen, SMG FLAM thirty
Speaker 4: four Stoker, which that one actually looks really cool. That's
Speaker 4: in the newest warbon that World War One war bond.
Speaker 4: So it's an SMG, which I think the SMG is
Speaker 4: kind of shit. Again, it's just like high recoil pop
Speaker 4: but it has a fucking under barrel of flamethrower that
Speaker 4: does heavy pen. It can stagger. Dude, flamethrowers now stagger
Speaker 4: like if a charger's coming at you, you flamethrower that
Speaker 4: motherfucker's getting. They get confused now because they're getting hit
Speaker 4: by flames, which makes sense, so they updated that reason.
Speaker 4: So now flame throwers are pretty fucking good. Might have
Speaker 4: to play tonight, I mean spaghetti on its back, but yeah,
Speaker 4: it's light pen and it does heavy pen. But now
Speaker 4: we're gonna get into the shotguns. So you get the
Speaker 4: SG eight Punisher light penet the SG eight Slugger medium pen,
Speaker 4: which I liked. The Punisher, the punishing the slugger are
Speaker 4: both very good weapons. The slugger you have to be
Speaker 4: a little bit more accurate because it's slugs.
Speaker 2: I didn't like the slugger because you have to it's
Speaker 2: rounds reloading, so you have to put like each fucking
Speaker 2: shell back in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how the punisher is too, And it's fine
Speaker 4: when you have that armor that makes you reload fast
Speaker 4: because then it's like, all right, there we go. But
Speaker 4: the stagger on these shotguns, like it's a light pen,
Speaker 4: but dude, bugs they're coming at you boom. Oh oh
Speaker 4: they're just getting tank you know, they're tanking it, but
Speaker 4: they're they're pushback, which is a great thing when you're
Speaker 4: fighting like predators or stalkers or that are up on you.
Speaker 4: And then the SG twenty Halt, which is in that
Speaker 4: truth Enforcers Warbond that I want. It does light and
Speaker 4: medium pen. There's two firing modes to that thing. I
Speaker 4: think it does probably slugs and and like birch shot, yeah,
Speaker 4: the bird shot, probably buckshot. And then you get to
Speaker 4: the SG four fifty one Cookout, which does light pen.
Speaker 4: That's the punisher, but it's incendiary.
Speaker 2: I think I have that one.
Speaker 4: You probably have that one. I think you have that
Speaker 4: war bond. Yeah, that's rounds reload too.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, or whichever one I've been using. I feel
Speaker 2: like it isn't rounds reloaded.
Speaker 4: That's the other one. That's the breaker incendiary. That's the
Speaker 4: one I got, Yeah, s G two twenty five Breaker incendiary.
Speaker 4: It's light pen, but it's incendiary. It's got the it's
Speaker 4: like an auto shodding. I don't like the break akers, man.
Speaker 4: They don't do any stagger. They have no stagger to them.
Speaker 4: So there's no point for me to use in the shotgun.
Speaker 4: In my eyes, I want the shotgun to stagger motherfuckers
Speaker 4: like bah bah. But the breaker did you eat it?
Speaker 4: That's my problem with it. You get the DBS two
Speaker 4: Double Freedom, that's the new one.
Speaker 2: That's the one that's supposed to be really fucking good.
Speaker 4: It's medium pen and it just fucking rocks shit. It's
Speaker 4: the Doom shotgun because there's a Doom crossover too. I
Speaker 4: forgot about that. The Yeah, dude, the Doom helmet. You
Speaker 4: didn't see that on the Superstore.
Speaker 2: When did that come out?
Speaker 4: There's the Doom helmet. Oh, I don't know, probably with
Speaker 4: that shotgun. What was the Warbond? Oh my god. I
Speaker 4: think it came out with a war bond, but I
Speaker 4: can't remember which. It might have been the Hammer Warbond.
Speaker 2: No I got the Hammer Warbond. No I know.
Speaker 4: But like the armor is part of like that classific,
Speaker 4: you know how they have like the title of whatever
Speaker 4: war bond it's associated with. I think that is the
Speaker 4: Doom Slayer war Bond as well into it because there
Speaker 4: is Doomslayer weapons and a helmet. It looks exactly like
Speaker 4: the Doomslayer helmet. It's on the Superstore. I've seen it before.
Speaker 4: Uh what the fuck? Yeah, the shotgun is the doom weapon,
Speaker 4: and I think that might have been it. It might
Speaker 4: have been one other pistol or some shit. But then
Speaker 4: you get the M ninety a shotgun, which is from Halo.
Speaker 4: Pretty good shotgun, rounds, reload, light pen. I think it
Speaker 4: does a lot of damage. Then you get the SG
Speaker 4: two to twenty five breaker in Cyndiaria, which max uses
Speaker 4: it likes that one SG ninety seven Sweeper medium pen.
Speaker 4: And that is the World War One war bond where
Speaker 4: it's it's like the Trent shotgun and you can, like,
Speaker 4: I forget what they call it, but you hold the
Speaker 4: fucking like where you rack it. You hold that down.
Speaker 4: You just bang bang bang bang bang bang bang. You
Speaker 4: just like wrap fire in because your hold. That's how
Speaker 4: that shotgun worked in real life. So pretty cool. I
Speaker 4: forget what they called it.
Speaker 3: It was a I don't know, see, it wasn't officially
Speaker 3: like one, but it's pretty much looks exactly Oh yeah, yep, right,
Speaker 3: And there's a couple of different man variants, like we
Speaker 3: went the sleeves off and stuff.
Speaker 4: What warbond is that associated with can you find that?
Speaker 2: I think that's one of the like the jungle kind
Speaker 2: of war bonds.
Speaker 4: I think, so, oh maybe I can't remember.
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's see it here.
Speaker 4: So that does it for the shotguns, and we're gonna
Speaker 4: get to the explosive. So you got the CB nine
Speaker 4: exploding crossbows medium pen. Pretty good weapon, a little awkward
Speaker 4: in my opinion. It is kind of weird.
Speaker 2: I was using that before I got lost in the desert.
Speaker 4: So it does its job, but dude, without the tracers,
Speaker 4: it's fucking weird. Like sometimes you don't know if you
Speaker 4: hit the guy or not, Like, yeah, you get the
Speaker 4: hit markers, but sometimes you're like, I don't know, my
Speaker 4: brain just doesn't register it. Sometimes it's like a background
Speaker 4: shit it you like shoot that thing, yeah, and it
Speaker 4: like lofts and then you have to wait for the
Speaker 4: crossbow to like ne to like pull back because it's
Speaker 4: like automatic draw. But yeah, and you can't tell if
Speaker 4: you're hitting ship because like bullets, like you see the
Speaker 4: fucking tracers and you're like, oh, I am hitting it.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it's just I don't know's more damage than
Speaker 4: the eruptor though it is fantastic gun. If you could
Speaker 4: use it right. Yeah, But then yeah, you also get
Speaker 4: the R three six eruptor heavy pen. Love that gun,
Speaker 4: gright across any front. You fuck ship up with that thing.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: You gotta be careful though, because if you shoot it
Speaker 4: too close, you're gonna fuck yourself up. You're gonna fuck
Speaker 4: your teammates up. It just shrapnel goes out in a
Speaker 4: crazy radius. Man, it is a crazy radius. I've had
Speaker 4: that ship. Just fucking clap my ass one pi exactly.
Speaker 4: But yeah, then you get the energy based which I
Speaker 4: love energy based guns. They're pretty good game. The SG
Speaker 4: eight P Punisher Plasma medium pen. I've wanted this gune.
Speaker 4: I think it's in the control group. Maybe I don't
Speaker 4: think I have that one some shit like that. I
Speaker 4: don't know. Yeah, it's or like the the future. I
Speaker 4: don't know, experimental ship.
Speaker 2: Don't with the like the teleporterbackpack.
Speaker 4: Is that control group? I think that's control group. I
Speaker 4: think it's in that war Bond.
Speaker 2: I think I wonder if I haven't. I just haven't
Speaker 2: used it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a charge up, so you're like boooo, and
Speaker 4: it's so it's medium.
Speaker 2: I don't like charging up ship to shoot it, so
Speaker 2: I probably.
Speaker 4: Do but it does AoE, so like, what's AoE area
Speaker 4: of effect? There? You go, wow, Wow, you didn't know,
Speaker 4: now you know. And you get the PLAZ thirty nine
Speaker 4: Accelerator rifle medium pen that is from the kill Zone
Speaker 4: war Bond and I guess it's a charge up and
Speaker 4: it's like a semi audit auto charge up. It's really good.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Probably kill them, eat a dick.
Speaker 4: You get the Arc twelve Blitzer medium pen, which is
Speaker 4: basically like the Arc thrower but assault rifle for him.
Speaker 4: Pretty cool. I would want that gun. Sounds fun.
Speaker 2: Arc throw is devastating to fucking hordes of volus.
Speaker 4: Dude, I saw you using that thing. That thing shoots
Speaker 4: so far. I was not expecting that. But like, you
Speaker 4: gotta be careful your teammates. If you have a teammate
Speaker 4: near you, you should not be You're going to kill them. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you will kill them. It will jump to them immediately.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 4: You get one of my favorite guns. I love the
Speaker 4: last five scythe It's a light pen, but it's just
Speaker 4: that laser, no recoil handling through the roof. It's so
Speaker 4: easy to aim and shit, so it's easy to hit
Speaker 4: those weak points. You just drag it right out of
Speaker 4: their fucking head and it lights people on fire sometimes.
Speaker 4: Fuck it pretty fucking good, pretty good weapon, and you
Speaker 4: don't have the wasist AMMO. If you're careful with yours.
Speaker 2: That is something that's really good about the energy weapons.
Speaker 2: It's like, as long as you keep it from overheating,
Speaker 2: you can just basically infinite AMMO.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like, if I go laser boy, I'll just go scythe.
Speaker 4: I'm laser I'm laser boy. I go laser scythe, and
Speaker 4: then you go the laser cannon. I don't have to
Speaker 4: run a supply pack unless I want extra like stems
Speaker 4: and shit, but like that's not worth a whole supply pack.
Speaker 4: I'll run the rover laser rover dude. Yeah, fucking laser boy,
Speaker 4: and then I'll bring the orbital laser lasers on laser's
Speaker 4: boy clad laser boy dude. Then you get the last
Speaker 4: sixteen sickle light pen. This is like the double edged sickle,
Speaker 4: but it's just the single sickle, so it does the
Speaker 4: same essential thing, but it's only light pen. It doesn't increase.
Speaker 4: Then we get the last seventeen double edged sickle. It's light,
Speaker 4: medium and heavy pen. Depending on how long you fire
Speaker 4: that motherfucker.
Speaker 2: For you need that special armor for it.
Speaker 4: You need that yeah, flame resistant arm. Well, there's a couple.
Speaker 4: The heavy one is a salamander. Also, the salimander just
Speaker 4: looks nice. Is one of the nicer looking armor sets
Speaker 4: for sure. It's got that snake look to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's either you use a salamander or you look
Speaker 2: like a fucking moron with that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would think that, dude. They look like those
Speaker 4: fucking flamethrower guys from the division where they're just in
Speaker 4: the has mad suits, bright orange.
Speaker 2: Yeah, terrible.
Speaker 4: And now you get another one of my favorite guns,
Speaker 4: the plaz one Scorcher medium pen. It's got the only
Speaker 4: twenty rounds, but it's like explosive rounds, so like their
Speaker 4: plasma explosives. Shit, they could take down flesh mobs. One clip.
Speaker 4: Scorch is awesome. Scorture is a fucking elite gun. You
Speaker 4: gotta manage your like the the ammo economy is terrible, Like,
Speaker 4: you better have a supply pack or be careful with
Speaker 4: your shots and be on the lookout for ammo on
Speaker 4: the ground. And then at the plaz one oh one
Speaker 4: Purifier medium pen, I own this one. It was in
Speaker 4: the Polar Patriots. It's a charge up and it's explosive,
Speaker 4: so like when it hits it pretty good gun. I
Speaker 4: didn't mind it. Not my favorite though, the last thirteen
Speaker 4: Trident light pen. I think Max has this.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's like the laser shotgun. It's actually pretty good.
Speaker 4: Black back black back back back black back back back.
Speaker 2: B Yeah again, it's another one. You got to keep
Speaker 2: track of how hot you're getting the gun, but yeah,
Speaker 2: you can.
Speaker 4: You can fox some shit up nice infinite Ammo. Basically
Speaker 4: you get the special weapons, the VG seventy variable. It's
Speaker 4: light pen but it's also heavy pen. It has like
Speaker 4: the multiple barrels. It's in control group and you can
Speaker 4: fire all the barrels at one time and it knocks
Speaker 4: you back if you unless you're like crouched or like
Speaker 4: laying down. And then I think you can use it
Speaker 4: as a shotgun, and you could also use it as
Speaker 4: an assault rifle, which was like a boppop pop, So
Speaker 4: pretty cool gun. I've never used it, seems like cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like six one, I got to strike for a second,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's got the circle of barrels.
Speaker 2: I think I have that unlocked.
Speaker 4: I haven't used it though I should try that out.
Speaker 4: It seems like a pretty cool gun man like you.
Speaker 4: It's three firing modes like what. The versatility seems like
Speaker 4: it's pretty fucking good. Uh. And the reload, I think
Speaker 4: if it's the same thing. If you do the you
Speaker 4: get like the quick reload. He just throws the whole
Speaker 4: thing in. But I don't think the rounds reload. So
Speaker 4: either way, it's just like a you just crack the
Speaker 4: fucking thing like a like a shotgun loaded in break breach,
Speaker 4: breach action, break action, break action, and then you got
Speaker 4: the flam sixty six torture. It's heavy pen. I think
Speaker 4: that's in one of the Jungle the Viper commandos I have.
Speaker 2: I haven't used it.
Speaker 4: It's just straight heavy pen. What heavy penetration.
Speaker 2: You gotta look at that thing again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jar five dominator medium pen. That's the thing I
Speaker 4: was talking about. Where it has the under barrel. It's
Speaker 4: like it shoots out basically like uh little grenades. They
Speaker 4: kind of lob a little bit, but they're like bullet grenades,
Speaker 4: so they're like uh like in warhammer, like a little
Speaker 4: missiles like a bolterer. So it's like a bolt and
Speaker 4: it has good knockback, good damage. Pretty solid. Guy.
Speaker 2: I don't think the bolter's dropped though, because that's true. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Master reactive shells. Oh man, you know what, I'm not
Speaker 2: getting into it warhammer technology crazy.
Speaker 4: Now we're going to get into the secondary guns. We
Speaker 4: get the pistols, the P ninety two warrant. It's a
Speaker 4: medium pen. That's your guns.
Speaker 2: Do I believe much as that was a lawgiver?
Speaker 3: Well, that's what it's called in dread.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think in this it's called the warrant.
Speaker 2: All right, so people warns. I'll tell you what medium pen.
Speaker 4: Good damage, It locks onto targets. Fucking dude, it's fucking sick.
Speaker 6: It's one of the better pistols for sure, and just
Speaker 6: such a good scout, Like we'll be run through one
Speaker 6: of those hundreds of maps that have like some type
Speaker 6: of storm where you can't see ship and I was like, no,
Speaker 6: nobody's out here.
Speaker 4: We're good. That is fucking sweet. Holy shit. Then you
Speaker 4: get the P two peace Maker light pen. I think
Speaker 4: that's the one that they give you off the rip.
Speaker 4: It's got the laser sight you the P nineteen Redeemer
Speaker 4: Light pen. I don't know which one that is. The
Speaker 4: P one thirteen verdict to medium pen. I have that.
Speaker 4: It's in polar Patriots. It's a deegle, very good. It
Speaker 4: is a digl. You get the M six c SoCon
Speaker 4: pistol that's the silenced pistol light pen from Halo. And
Speaker 4: you get the P four Senator. That's that six shooter
Speaker 4: there it is there. It is friendly fires on. Then
Speaker 4: you the P that Senator is heavy pen. Then you
Speaker 4: get the P sixty nine veto, which I don't know
Speaker 4: what gun that is. I think that might be in
Speaker 4: the I think that's the German.
Speaker 3: The trench gun or whatever.
Speaker 4: No, it's just the pistol, the German pistol. Mouser. Mouser.
Speaker 4: It's a mouser. It is a mouser. The fucking grip
Speaker 4: on this thing is so small, like my fingers don't
Speaker 4: fit on it. Man, I think that's how you're supposed
Speaker 4: to No. No, now we'll get into the melee weapons.
Speaker 4: You get the C QC the seek you see nineteen
Speaker 4: stun lance. I have this one. It's pretty satisfied. It's
Speaker 4: medium pen. Great with the shield. It's a little bit
Speaker 4: hard to aim. Because there's no sight on it, so
Speaker 4: you gotta like judge based on like how you're doing it,
Speaker 4: and it takes your stamina away when you when you
Speaker 4: swing that thing.
Speaker 2: It's weird really.
Speaker 4: All many of the weapons are like the teacher's stamina down.
Speaker 4: You get the CQC two saber. I love this one,
Speaker 4: medium pen. It's fucking great. Just count dooku hand behind
Speaker 4: the back.
Speaker 2: Just look like a choch bag as you're killing stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's great against the vote list though, I love it,
Speaker 4: slices them up. They get the CQC five Combat Hatchet
Speaker 4: medium pen. I do not have this. It's just like
Speaker 4: a if you want to be a fucking native dude,
Speaker 4: you want to do that. You get the CQC seventy
Speaker 4: three Entrenchman Tool medium pen, which they have now and
Speaker 4: from the New War Bond.
Speaker 2: Which used to be like straight digging trenches with it,
Speaker 2: you can but you can dig holes man like down
Speaker 2: enough to where you can get cover.
Speaker 4: Yeah, defense missions dig a trench. Yeah, yes, that's what
Speaker 4: I've been seeing people doing. I'm like, Jesus fucking sweet,
Speaker 4: fucking awesome. CQC forty two Majet Day medium pen. That
Speaker 4: one I want them a cheat day. Now we're get
Speaker 4: to do the special weapons. You get the P eleven
Speaker 4: stem pistol. I forget which warp on that?
Speaker 2: Where's the hammer it's coming? Oh geez al right, because
Speaker 2: that's a melee weapon.
Speaker 4: It's a fucking support weapon, you dick, You know what?
Speaker 4: Give me that pointed at me. He's the fucking dissident dude,
Speaker 4: he doesn't know his fucking weapon types. No, I'll look
Speaker 4: at you.
Speaker 2: Get my helmet, piece of ship glad. There was a
Speaker 2: pistol around here like it just grabbing.
Speaker 4: So you get the stem pistol, which I think stew
Speaker 4: would like. You would like that one. And you get
Speaker 4: the medic armor with like the five you know, extra
Speaker 4: stems or six stems, which is wild, dude. You get
Speaker 4: two extra stems. The s G twenty two, little schwhacker
Speaker 4: that light pen and said just a little sawed off shoddy.
Speaker 4: The fact that is light pen is criminal. It's stupid.
Speaker 4: Same with that the Halo shotgun. Halo shotgun should be
Speaker 4: medium pen, rounds reload, medium pen, maybe drop the damage
Speaker 4: a little bit, be a perfect fucking shotgun, but totally
Speaker 4: not viable. You get the last fifty eight talent medium pen.
Speaker 2: Like laser revolver.
Speaker 4: I do not use any other fucking gun, dude, any
Speaker 4: other secondary. It's my it's my secondary.
Speaker 2: I was using that for a while until I got
Speaker 2: the dread pistol with the fucking lock on it, because
Speaker 2: that thing is just too fucking good.
Speaker 4: That one is pretty fucking good. I just did the talent.
Speaker 4: You don't need any AMMO. It's infinite AMMO secondary basically
Speaker 4: if you manage it correctly, and all I do is
Speaker 4: just two shots to everything.
Speaker 2: Just you know what I don't do is and no recoil.
Speaker 4: Well, there's no recoil, there's no anything and sway nothing.
Speaker 4: You don't have to worry about it. The only weapon
Speaker 4: sway is like to the left a little bit because
Speaker 4: the way he's like breathes. That's it fucking great.
Speaker 2: Hey, you know when you don't have to manage to
Speaker 2: weapons sway when it locks.
Speaker 4: On, that is very true. Yeah, that's fucking sweet. Punched
Speaker 4: my fucking mic about that. And honestly the fact that
Speaker 4: it's like a revolver, I love just like switching to
Speaker 4: it just be like putting it away like a man
Speaker 4: when they pull it out, and then you can like
Speaker 4: hold X and you just play with it a little bit.
Speaker 4: That and the senator are the only two. You just
Speaker 4: be flicking it a out. It's so cool.
Speaker 2: That's so cool, ridiculous.
Speaker 4: I love it. And then you get the the P
Speaker 4: seventy three crisper heavy pen it's a flamethrower. It's a
Speaker 4: flamethrower pistol.
Speaker 2: Why are all these flamethrower weapons heavy penetration?
Speaker 4: Because it's flames, Dude, you're setting the blaze.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: You can't. You can't defend. Armor doesn't defend against flames, dude.
Speaker 4: Think about think about Game of Thrones. What did the
Speaker 4: castles mean when you had a fucking dragon? It'll melt
Speaker 4: your castle. I will just put so much heat on
Speaker 4: your castle it will melt.
Speaker 2: Hell Divers will run around on fucking lava planets. They're
Speaker 2: not combusting, but.
Speaker 4: If they touch the lava, they're done. They're toasted. How
Speaker 4: hot it is around the lava I actually don't know,
Speaker 4: well sure, but like you just touch a little bit
Speaker 4: of a lot of like immediately dead, Like there's flames
Speaker 4: on that wonder. It takes your health down so quick.
Speaker 4: You have to be like dive on the ground. Oh yes,
Speaker 4: this is for livery. Then you get the GP thirty
Speaker 4: one grenade pistol medium pen. Very handy against bugs. You
Speaker 4: close up them bug holes. Damn done. It's a one
Speaker 4: shot poop reload last seven dagger light pen. I don't
Speaker 4: know what this one is. I think it's a charge
Speaker 4: up really, I think so.
Speaker 2: Charge up pistol.
Speaker 4: Oh no, oh, the dagger it's a no, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: It's like the scythe but a pistol form, so just
Speaker 4: a constant laser beam. Then you get the GP twenty
Speaker 4: Ultimatum anti tank. I want this thing so bad I
Speaker 4: think I would be able to use it pretty good.
Speaker 4: It's the fucking mini nuke.
Speaker 2: Just boom, I got it.
Speaker 4: I'm not a fan of it. Yeah, you just gotta
Speaker 4: like aim really far up otherwise it goes right in
Speaker 4: front of you and it's just like an air it's
Speaker 4: like an air burst like air shoots that fucking thing off.
Speaker 4: And you get the uh, let's see PLAZ fifteen Loyalists
Speaker 4: light two heavy pen. That's the charge up pistol. Okay,
Speaker 4: the P thirty five re Educator heavy pen educator. I
Speaker 4: don't know which one that is. I have no idea.
Speaker 4: Now we get to the throwbles. The t EED sixty
Speaker 4: three dynamite heavy pen, and you can control the fuse
Speaker 4: length on that one, so you can like maybe like
Speaker 4: you know, throw it and it's like sixty seconds or
Speaker 4: thirty seconds or whatever. I forget what it is. The
Speaker 4: G six frag it's medium medium pen. The G twelve
Speaker 4: high explosive that's heavy pen six ten, or the G
Speaker 4: ten incendiary medium pen. I love the incendiary ones, pretty
Speaker 4: good against bugs illuminate. Yet the G seven Pineapple medium pen,
Speaker 4: I think it's a cluster grenade. The G sixteen Impact grenade.
Speaker 4: Impact grenades are pretty solid heavy pen. G thirteen incendiary
Speaker 4: impact medium pen. G twenty three stun anti tank because
Speaker 4: it stuns them. If it's a charger, you just fucking
Speaker 4: e alright. The G four gas anti tank because it
Speaker 4: confuses them. G fifty seeker heavy pen, so you throw
Speaker 4: that thing out and just zip.
Speaker 1: Think.
Speaker 2: I think I have the secret.
Speaker 4: I haven't used it though. The G three smoke i've
Speaker 4: us smoke grenaise a couple of times comes in. I
Speaker 4: can see its uses on a Tomton planet. It's probably
Speaker 4: better on those like commando missions, smoke screens and smoke
Speaker 4: and stuff like that. And you get the uh, the
Speaker 4: goat of all goats, the G one twenty three thermite
Speaker 4: goddamn anti tank sticky bombs.
Speaker 2: Let's go just the fucking goat to grenade.
Speaker 4: It's the king, it's the king. You could throw it
Speaker 4: on fucking uh like factories, ships, your friends, your front, yourself.
Speaker 4: You hold it too long, just it just drops on you,
Speaker 4: or you're holding it, you get knocked over and it
Speaker 4: just it just sticks to you. Ah, No fireworks are
Speaker 4: going off on your fucking chest. Shit, grenade is burning
Speaker 4: through your chest at first, that stabs into you. It's
Speaker 4: just just an eruption. Very good grenade. You get the
Speaker 4: K two throwing knife medium pen. Who the fuck's using
Speaker 4: throwing knives? I know Max has.
Speaker 2: Them, I have them. I've never used them.
Speaker 4: They should. I mean, I guess I could try one
Speaker 4: the G one forty two pyrotech medium pen. These rise up,
Speaker 4: they're like bouncing betties and then they pretty good. I
Speaker 4: would say, Uh, they'd probably be good against those striders
Speaker 4: ye or like factory striders. And like the squid What
Speaker 4: the fuck are those ones called the laser squids with
Speaker 4: the er They got the shields and ship. Yeah. I
Speaker 4: can never remember those names.
Speaker 2: It's like calling them laser squid.
Speaker 4: Laser squids, dude. You get the G one nine, Get
Speaker 4: the G one on nine urchin. It's anti tank that
Speaker 4: comes with the force of law. I think it's a
Speaker 4: sticky grenade arc grenade. You get the G thirty one
Speaker 4: arc that's heavy pen so that one is like a
Speaker 4: popper grenade. It like and shocks motherfuckers. Damn. Yeah. And
Speaker 4: then you get the TM one leewer mine anti tank,
Speaker 4: which that came with a redacted regimen. You throw that
Speaker 4: out and it beeps and motherfuckers are like, the is
Speaker 4: that that's what you do in things?
Speaker 2: Papers like look at that, especially in the fucking war zone.
Speaker 4: Huh. And then I don't know what is it beeping over?
Speaker 4: It's definitely not a bomb. And I don't know what
Speaker 4: this one is. The G eighty nine smoke screen. Is
Speaker 4: it just a smoke grenade or is it a different
Speaker 4: it's a different smoke grenade. Maybe it like makes a
Speaker 4: wall of instead of just like a little area, no idea.
Speaker 4: You get the G s A thirty nine shield that's
Speaker 4: a little bubble shield which they just added, and the
Speaker 4: G forty eight Giga grenade anti tank. I would want
Speaker 4: that World War one War Bond. I think that one
Speaker 4: seems sweet. It comes with that big fucking grenade. It's
Speaker 4: like five grenades trapped onto a one GRENADEU. Yeah, you
Speaker 4: just throw that. Now we're getting into the support weapons.
Speaker 1: Max.
Speaker 2: You shut the fuck up, You shut them.
Speaker 4: Okay, you want to take it here now, Oh, let
Speaker 4: me get let me get sip, dude.
Speaker 2: I do kind of want to write an episode one
Speaker 2: day and make one of you guys read it. I
Speaker 2: think we all know when I write them, they're stupid
Speaker 2: as shit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's some language in there that's hilarious. I was
Speaker 4: up this stupid bitch.
Speaker 2: I think I was writing one last night and I
Speaker 2: was really I wrote, shit's getting shittier.
Speaker 4: That's funny. I'll read that all right. So the sport
Speaker 4: weapons you call him via stratagem. You know people, uh
Speaker 4: MG forty three machine gun, medium pen, very solid parrel
Speaker 4: on this, very solid. The APW one anti material rifle
Speaker 4: my personal favorite. I know it's one Stew's favorites. Heavy pen. Baby,
Speaker 4: give me the eight M one O five stalwart light pen.
Speaker 4: That's not great, not great. I would it should be
Speaker 4: a sall rifle.
Speaker 2: I think, Well, you guys are saying there's like a
Speaker 2: new mission type for the illuminate where.
Speaker 4: There's just massive amounts of bowless.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you can use a stalwart on them.
Speaker 4: Dude, the stall wart would be a good support weapon. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that is actually a good point. Max. I like that.
Speaker 2: I know things. Think of things.
Speaker 4: You get to eat seventeen expendable anti tank that is
Speaker 4: anti tank. I call it in and get two of them.
Speaker 4: I love the Eats. Man. If I don't know if
Speaker 4: I feel like running on FU and I don't want
Speaker 4: to have a backpack. If I want some anti tank shit,
Speaker 4: I'm either running an EAT or Commando because I just
Speaker 4: want to be able to call it in, use it,
Speaker 4: let it go, an have a different backpack on my back.
Speaker 4: I don't want all that shit. Like the g R
Speaker 4: eight Recoilist rifle. Very good rocket launcher. It's just a
Speaker 4: classic rocket launcher, but you have to wear the backpack.
Speaker 4: You get the shells on there. You know it's anti tank.
Speaker 4: You get the flam forty flamethrower heavy pen. No backpack
Speaker 4: crazy sometimes Yeah, the AC eight auto cannon and backpack
Speaker 4: that has been buffed it's heavy pen now, so I
Speaker 4: would actually use the auto cannon. That seems pretty good.
Speaker 4: And the reload I think has been it's easier to
Speaker 4: reload now. And those two you can have your partner
Speaker 4: come and reload you, which I've never done. But kind
Speaker 4: of handy if there's like a bunch of ships coming
Speaker 4: in or something. If you get the right situation. It's
Speaker 4: hard to like time that up. I didn't like those
Speaker 4: defense missions. It would be oh yeah, that's actually kind
Speaker 4: of handy. Then there's the MG two oh six heavy
Speaker 4: machine gun, heavy penat it's probably a good gun. I've
Speaker 4: never used it. Probably good guns. You have to be
Speaker 4: stationary when you shoot it though, that's the only issue,
Speaker 4: and stationary when you reload. Same with that the other
Speaker 4: machine gun. Yeah, no, Stallwart you can move. It's the medium.
Speaker 4: Just the MG forty three machine gun. You have to
Speaker 4: be stationary for that one. The stall Wart you can
Speaker 4: re that's one of the benefits of the stall Warts.
Speaker 4: It's light pen, but you can reload it on the move.
Speaker 4: Let's see where were we. Yeah, you get the RL
Speaker 4: seventy seven airburst rocket launcher and backpack hits medium pen.
Speaker 4: That one you shoot it up and it drops down
Speaker 4: like a scattered bomb, and shit, that will kill your teammates.
Speaker 4: Oh for sure, dude, for sure. But it is pretty cool.
Speaker 4: I think they give us a free one one time
Speaker 4: and we were all using them and it was devastating
Speaker 4: the enemy. Then you get one of my personal favorites,
Speaker 4: the MLS four x Commando anti tank, just straight up
Speaker 4: from fucking Commando the movie. Just four rockets, laser guided.
Speaker 4: Pretty fucking sweet, pretty handy. I think the reload time
Speaker 4: is like sixty it might be like a minute. You
Speaker 4: will always have commandos ready to go. Then you get
Speaker 4: the RS four twenty two reil gun. It's anti tank.
Speaker 4: I liked the rail gun. It's all right, charge up.
Speaker 4: It's hard to very finicky, hard to manage. You can
Speaker 4: put it in unsafe mode, but you can blow yourself up.
Speaker 2: To man when things get too hot. I'm not paying
Speaker 2: attention to like the safety of my fucking gun, so
Speaker 2: I'd end up blowing myself up. Yeah, multiple times. I've
Speaker 2: done it with a fucking teleporting backpack.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I gotta get out of here. Pieces fuck.
Speaker 4: You get the FAF fourteen. I wish it was FAFO.
Speaker 4: Fuck around to find out because the spear and backpack.
Speaker 4: I've seen Max use that fucking thing. It's just a javelin, dude,
Speaker 4: is awesome, and javelins in real life are so hard
Speaker 4: to fucking deal with, dude, if you're trying to fly
Speaker 4: shit in, because they would just you just lock onto it.
Speaker 4: It's like that pistol and just lock on and fire
Speaker 4: let it go. It's minimal, ammo. I think there's only
Speaker 4: like four or five shots and then you're done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so, because it comes with the backpack.
Speaker 2: I think you said that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you get the Sta X three wasp launcher and backpack.
Speaker 4: It's anti tank shoots that like you shoot a bunch
Speaker 4: of missiles that like side many rockets. Eh, it's not
Speaker 4: my favorite. I've used it a couple of times. Never
Speaker 4: found a good use for it. GL twenty one grenade
Speaker 4: launcher medium pen. It's one of Stew's favorites.
Speaker 3: I mean, they buffed it for a while and it
Speaker 3: was heavy, and that was when it was fucking sweet.
Speaker 4: It was so good, oh, so good, And honestly they
Speaker 4: should leave it heavy pen because you only get three
Speaker 4: belts with that motherfucker. Yep, yeah, and then it's gone.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I feel like it was it was good,
Speaker 4: but it was balanced when it was heavy pen because
Speaker 4: you didn't want to use it all the time because
Speaker 4: only had three fucking.
Speaker 3: And like it wasn't it was strong. But like I mean,
Speaker 3: when it was heavy, I would be able to take
Speaker 3: out like a whether fuck the big run around dude
Speaker 3: with the flesh mob.
Speaker 4: But yeah, like flesh mob, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'd be able to take them out with like a
Speaker 3: full belt. When it's medium, it no matter how many
Speaker 3: I put into them, it's not going down.
Speaker 4: Nope.
Speaker 3: So at least then I was able to help if
Speaker 3: I brought that, you know, take out heavier guys a
Speaker 3: little bit.
Speaker 4: But yeah, not anymore. It's yeah, you have to like
Speaker 4: aim for those weak spots, and it's hard because it's
Speaker 4: a grenade launch. You're lobbing shit, dude, Like you have
Speaker 4: to like aim under them to bounce it under their
Speaker 4: belly and ship. Yeah, it's it's not ideal to be
Speaker 4: medium pen.
Speaker 3: But it's still good for like taking out like you're saying,
Speaker 3: with the other grenade pistol, like the different bug holes
Speaker 3: or whatever, you just walking up just close all of
Speaker 3: them right in row.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is nice for those bug holes and stuff,
Speaker 4: and also the illuminate ships. You could shoot it right
Speaker 4: in the fucking window once the shielder down or window,
Speaker 4: the door, the ramp, and you get the This is
Speaker 4: one of my personal favorites. The last ninety eight laser
Speaker 4: cannon heavy pen. It's pretty nice, pretty fucking good, dude.
Speaker 4: You do have to like line up your shots and
Speaker 4: get and you can't really like move too well with
Speaker 4: it when you're firing, but it lights shit on fire.
Speaker 4: Fire damage is always good. You just fucking wave that
Speaker 4: over shit, and it can take down heavy units too
Speaker 4: if you hit him in the weak spots. Then you
Speaker 4: get the Arc three Arc Thrower anti tank. Pretty good,
Speaker 4: max use that a little bit. I don't really like
Speaker 4: using it because I don't want to kill my teammtes.
Speaker 2: I used it when like the it was like a
Speaker 2: personal or like kill this mighty.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm like, all right, you get the last
Speaker 4: ninety nine Quasar Canon anti tank. One of the best guns,
Speaker 4: I mean, one of the best support weapons for sure.
Speaker 4: It's unlimited amo. It has a cool down time, but
Speaker 4: you just shoot that motherfucker. It charges up and then
Speaker 4: you gotta wait a little bit. That's the only issue
Speaker 4: I have with it. Why I prefer the Commando because
Speaker 4: you could, like two shots on one thing, two shots
Speaker 4: on another thing. The quasar it's one thing, and if
Speaker 4: you miss, you fucked you fucked up, because you're probably
Speaker 4: compromising your position to line up that shot and charge
Speaker 4: it up. So it's kind of hard to like. You
Speaker 4: gotta be careful how you use that motherfuckerly. You can't
Speaker 4: just be frivolous with it. You gotta line up your shots.
Speaker 4: The commander. You can just fire them off and hope
Speaker 4: they hit last ninety nine or I already said that one.
Speaker 4: You get the SG eighty eight break action shotgun that's
Speaker 4: usually on the maps, the TX forty one sterilizer. It's
Speaker 4: anti tank. That's the poison. I don't see anybody using
Speaker 4: that motherfucker be really good against the bugs.
Speaker 2: Probably.
Speaker 4: I just don't want to buy that war bond. It
Speaker 4: seems like a shitty war bond. The only thing I'd
Speaker 4: want is that dog breath. That dog breath that would
Speaker 4: be really good against the bugs.
Speaker 2: That's just mean for dogs. Don't get me wrong. It's
Speaker 2: a terrible breath.
Speaker 4: Stinky breath, dude, very stinky breath. And yeah, you get
Speaker 4: the seek you see one, the one true flag. Nice dude.
Speaker 4: It's basically a spear's medium pen, the g L fifty
Speaker 4: two D Escalator. I love this gun, heavy pen. It's
Speaker 4: a grenade launcher. Rounds, reload six round and it's shocked,
Speaker 4: so you gotta be careful around your teammates. But same
Speaker 4: with grenade launchers, so it's not really that that different. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's not really that different. And then you get the
Speaker 4: PLAYS forty two epoch heavy pen anti tank. I don't
Speaker 4: have this.
Speaker 2: I think I use it once or twice. It's not great.
Speaker 4: It's like a charge up like koisar, but it takes
Speaker 4: two shots I think to kill things, and you can
Speaker 4: blow yourself up if you charge it too much. Ex
Speaker 4: use the cooisar exactly, the S eleven spear gun. Love
Speaker 4: this gun to death anti tank. It's so fucking versatile,
Speaker 4: man Like, just against hordes, Like you have a bunch
Speaker 4: of bugs coming towards you, you just reload, you shoot that
Speaker 4: and you get poison. Like it's just a poison field.
Speaker 2: All around, poisonous spars.
Speaker 4: It's like a poison. Yeah, you spear anything, whatever you hit,
Speaker 4: and then you get that poison residue, so everything's confused
Speaker 4: fighting each other and shit. Pretty good. It could close
Speaker 4: up bug holes. You could destroy the ships. The illuminate
Speaker 4: ships with it and stuff you shoot in the holes.
Speaker 4: Same with the the bots. I don't use it against
Speaker 4: the bots. Bugs are illuminate. Be weird.
Speaker 2: Do we use a spear gun against spots?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, it's not very handy in that situation. Then
Speaker 4: you get to eat seven hundred expendable napalm. It's anti tank.
Speaker 4: I liked it.
Speaker 2: It's fine.
Speaker 4: It's a fun gun.
Speaker 2: It's a little bit of getting used to because it's
Speaker 2: got an arc to it.
Speaker 4: It does, and you have the like two of them,
Speaker 4: so each cool down and it's like a fucking one
Speaker 4: minute cool down. You get the MS eleven solo silo.
Speaker 4: Very good, so fucking good. I love calling that thing,
Speaker 4: don boo. Just the biggest explosion in the game. Fucking sweet.
Speaker 4: You just set it up somewhere and you just can't
Speaker 4: carry a support weapon because you get the target locator.
Speaker 4: You get the M one thousand Maxi gun medium pen.
Speaker 4: I've seen stup put some working with this fucking thing.
Speaker 2: Some work, yeah.
Speaker 4: But you gotta get set up because you can't move. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's good.
Speaker 3: You have to have it. Yeah, the right situation, like
Speaker 3: hordes are chasing us and just like all right, I've
Speaker 3: been talking about the defense missions and stuff out of
Speaker 3: the last couple of times.
Speaker 2: When me and Justin are playing, We're.
Speaker 3: Up on some four type of thing that was run down.
Speaker 3: We were like up on a couple of stairs and
Speaker 3: I was down on like the lower level. Justin was
Speaker 3: up Todd giving me some support and of unload bug
Speaker 3: bodies just piling up everywhere.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, it's so good. I don't want to roast you.
Speaker 4: But we're at two ten. We might get taken out
Speaker 4: of camera break. We're we're almost at a good stopping board.
Speaker 4: So you get the CQC nine defoliation tool. It's a
Speaker 4: medium pen and anti tank, so you could fucking cut
Speaker 4: down chargers with that. Fuck, it's just a giant chain sauce,
Speaker 4: just some motorized chainsaw. Well they all are. What are
Speaker 4: an idiot? You get the b M d C four
Speaker 4: pack and detonator anti tank. Seems cool to me. It's
Speaker 4: not cool because you get a backpack slot and it
Speaker 4: takes up your support weapon because you have the detonator. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's fucking dumb. So you throw your C four, then
Speaker 4: you pull out your detonator and you can That's how
Speaker 4: you detonate it. That's your support weapon, so kind of
Speaker 4: and you gotta reload. So you got an X to
Speaker 4: like grab another sea. That's dumb, fucking lame. I had
Speaker 4: high hopes for that one, but I'd rather just have thermite. Yeah,
Speaker 4: seek you see twenty breacher hammer anti tank. I see
Speaker 4: Max putting some work on this, dude. I see Max
Speaker 4: put in some work. Dude. There was one time I'll
Speaker 4: never forget. I'm I'm on like this platform fighting bots,
Speaker 4: and there's like a staircase over here. Like as I'm
Speaker 4: looking out on the view, there's a staircase in front
Speaker 4: of me, and Max is in front of me. There's
Speaker 4: hulks coming up the staircase. I see Max charged down
Speaker 4: with the hammer. Boom. I see an explosion like out
Speaker 4: of like I can't see him or the fucking thing
Speaker 4: he blew up. And then I just see a fucking
Speaker 4: hulk fly up the steps. Boom, And then I see
Speaker 4: another explosion and another fucking hulk coming up the steps.
Speaker 4: I'm like, dude, you are putting it work on these motherfuckers. Dude.
Speaker 4: It was so impressive. I'm like, damn, oh hulks boom boom,
Speaker 4: just so good.
Speaker 2: Look sweet here.
Speaker 4: It was so badass. I loved it. And then you
Speaker 4: get the another one of Max's favorites, the eight four
Speaker 4: eleven leveler anti tank.
Speaker 2: That is nice.
Speaker 4: It's just a fucking five hundred kilogram on It's not
Speaker 4: an air burst boom or an air rifle.
Speaker 2: It's got the fucking arc.
Speaker 4: It's got the drop so it's like air pulses it
Speaker 4: out of there like a potato gun. Dude, this is
Speaker 4: a giant potato. It's a potato go with a giant
Speaker 4: bomb on the end of it. You get the g
Speaker 4: L twenty eight belt fed grenade launcher and backpack heavy pen.
Speaker 4: You would love that one.
Speaker 2: See, I got that one. It's pretty good.
Speaker 4: You need to bring that in for Stu one time
Speaker 4: and like have him bring in whatever weapon you want.
Speaker 3: I just need to buy some ships.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, I think I have everything Stu has, so
Speaker 4: that's right. You get the b flam eighty cremater. So
Speaker 4: that's the flamethrower with the backpack which is heavy pen.
Speaker 4: Isn't that new? That's new? That's what the World War
Speaker 4: one bond War bond I believe don't have that. And yeah,
Speaker 4: now we can take a little respite. All right, we
Speaker 4: just got a little bit more. It's a good game.
Speaker 4: I felt like we needed to cover it, give it
Speaker 4: a spotlight. All right, you're.
Speaker 2: Right off the table.
Speaker 4: I just sprayed the mic and myself and Jesus, we're
Speaker 4: holding it together. Sorry, if you can hear that, you're
Speaker 4: gonna wipe it off. We're back from a respite. Hopefully
Speaker 4: you drain the main vein as well. Wait, no, I
Speaker 4: can't predict what I'm gonna do. King Kong is better
Speaker 4: than Godzilla, that's what.
Speaker 2: I'm looking Ford.
Speaker 4: Or a farming fucking got these things of mesa frawd watch.
Speaker 4: You're on fraud watch right now because you're not giving
Speaker 4: me that threat of threat of violence. Dude. Yeah, that's
Speaker 4: the newest one. I hate it. Dude. People are saying like, oh,
Speaker 4: this guy's on fraud watch.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 4: That means you're talking a bunch of ship and you
Speaker 4: can't put up, So you're a fraud. You're on fraud watch.
Speaker 4: You unless you put up, you're a fraud. That's what
Speaker 4: that means, which I get. I get the meaning that, yeah,
Speaker 4: you should stand me for saying that because I hate
Speaker 4: the fraud Watch ship du fraud Watch. Shut the fuck up, dude.
Speaker 4: I just hit the micro my fault. I'm on fraud Watch.
Speaker 4: That's not your.
Speaker 2: Farming these days all the time.
Speaker 4: So some of them are fun, dude, Like like the
Speaker 4: maxing all the maxing stuff. Dude, we're podcast maxing right now, Dude,
Speaker 4: we're hell divers maxing max is maxx. I'm liberty maxing
Speaker 4: max max max is always max maxing, dude, do with
Speaker 4: stew maxing. That's right, I'm justin maxying.
Speaker 2: I don't like hearing my name this much.
Speaker 4: Max max max max max threats. Almost there. All right,
Speaker 4: let's get into the stratagems, okay, and then we'll wrap
Speaker 4: it up here. So we get the orbital strike classic
Speaker 4: not bad, the precision orbit strike my fault. Precision stripe.
Speaker 2: That's like the first one you get.
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, pretty quick reload. You get the Gatling
Speaker 4: brage pretty solid.
Speaker 3: I like the Gatling I've been using it recently when
Speaker 3: we're like retreating or like, I don't know, because it's
Speaker 3: just yeah, it's not as devastating as like thees and
Speaker 3: other big things. Yeah, but like if we're running away,
Speaker 3: you'd be like pretty close quarters, but it'll still start
Speaker 3: ripping through some shit.
Speaker 4: You could throw it right down at your feet and
Speaker 4: keep running and it'll just cover your retreat. Yeah, it
Speaker 4: is very nice for that. Or like if there's a
Speaker 4: bug hole, because there they're constant, they're like right there,
Speaker 4: you call it down on that. It's and then when
Speaker 4: they had that, they had like a special one where
Speaker 4: it was like explosive or in cyndiary incindiary. Yeah, that
Speaker 4: they need to add some things like that where you
Speaker 4: can like modify, put modifiers on each one of these.
Speaker 4: Then you get the gas strike. I love the gas strike.
Speaker 4: It's so underrated. It's very fucking good against the bugs.
Speaker 4: You get that bug hole right on the bug hole,
Speaker 4: and then they're all fighting each other and it's a
Speaker 4: huge gas cloud. Man, fucking massive gas grenade. And I
Speaker 4: actually like this one. I've come around on this one
Speaker 4: a lot, the one twenty millimeter h barrage. Love it.
Speaker 4: It's condensed. I've never killed a teammate with it. The
Speaker 4: three eighty very different story. You're gonna kill somebody if it.
Speaker 2: Wasn't the one time we played. Like the first fucking shot,
Speaker 2: I'm like running, Boom, just bluss me the fuck up,
Speaker 2: and dude, the.
Speaker 4: Red line is so far from him, so far from him.
Speaker 4: I'm like, you gotta run, get it, just get out
Speaker 4: of there. And this he's on this beach and I
Speaker 4: threw it over there, like way over there. The first
Speaker 4: shot on like a mountainside. I'm watching this ship. I'm
Speaker 4: just like, there's just a crater and nothing of Max.
Speaker 4: He's gone, Yeah, tors that up. But yeah, the one
Speaker 4: twenty is very good. It's good against like the tom
Speaker 4: Time bases and stuff. It's condensed high damage and you
Speaker 4: get the air burst strike. I've never used this one.
Speaker 4: I think it's too dangerous because dude, I have been
Speaker 4: so far from these air burst ones and just had
Speaker 4: the shrap and I'll just off the ground like it
Speaker 4: and just smack me and like, oh my leg just
Speaker 4: break my fucking ankles and ship you get the smoke strike.
Speaker 4: Never really use this one. It's probably good again on
Speaker 4: those platinum ones where you're harvesting the platinum. They just
Speaker 4: smoke up and run around with that ship. Other than that,
Speaker 4: you can't find a good use for it ems strike.
Speaker 4: I can find uses for that against the bots. It's
Speaker 4: not worth taking up another strategeym slot though, And then
Speaker 4: you get the three eighty millimeters eight barrage. I love it.
Speaker 4: It's so cool to watch just a sound of it,
Speaker 4: and when you look up you see it just coming down.
Speaker 4: One of the coolest effects in the game. You get
Speaker 4: the walking barrage. I've never used it. I've seen people
Speaker 4: use it effectively.
Speaker 2: I don't think I use it like once or twice,
Speaker 2: but it wasn't.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's very like situational. I guess if
Speaker 3: you're chasing those fucking convoys or something, you're like, okay, dude,
Speaker 3: do it just like follows the convoy. Okay, but it's.
Speaker 4: Hard feeling like running up a street or some shit
Speaker 4: you're trying to push. You need that like cover. Yeah,
Speaker 4: very situational.
Speaker 2: If you could like tell it which direction to go,
Speaker 2: it would probably be better.
Speaker 4: Like it's just based on where you throw it, like
Speaker 4: it goes opposite direction where you were.
Speaker 2: But then like sometimes I'll throw something thinking it's gonna
Speaker 2: go like basically straight in front of me, and then
Speaker 2: it's just like, oh, I don't even see where it hit.
Speaker 3: It'd be cool for it was like the carpet Bomb
Speaker 3: and Halo Wars where you drop it and go and
Speaker 3: then it like follows.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be. They need to update that for sure.
Speaker 4: And then you get the best one of all. I
Speaker 4: think this is the goat, the laser. The laser is
Speaker 4: the goat man.
Speaker 2: Never leave home with it.
Speaker 4: It's such a goat that they had a nerve it
Speaker 4: and only give you three uses. It's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's just because, don't get me wrong,
Speaker 3: it'll it'll get you if you're not caramel. There's been
Speaker 3: plenty of times where there's just three lasers chasing us.
Speaker 4: That one time, I just saw Ste's marker and then
Speaker 4: just two lasers on it, like on it, crosshatching his ass.
Speaker 4: He survived, had like some fucking bug DNA on him,
Speaker 4: and they're just like, oh, he's just laying there like, oh,
Speaker 4: my lasers as hot as the sun. Dude.
Speaker 2: That was one time I think there was like no
Speaker 2: enemies around, but like somehow I got blown up. There
Speaker 2: was a laser that just stalled because there was nothing
Speaker 2: for it to shoot. It's just sitting there and somehow
Speaker 2: I got blown up.
Speaker 4: And my guys.
Speaker 2: Like right into the fucking way.
Speaker 4: Done. Man. I know whoever's operating these things are fucking assholes. Man,
Speaker 4: they come for you. They will straight up folly. You're like,
Speaker 4: that's always worse because it's like there's no bugs around.
Speaker 4: Why are you following? No no no no no no
Speaker 4: no no no wait wait wait wait wait wait. This
Speaker 4: one is also a goat. I don't use it because
Speaker 4: I don't want to kill my teammates, but man, the
Speaker 4: napalm mirage that ship does work. Man. I've seen people
Speaker 4: use that thing and just clear out multiple bug hoole
Speaker 4: with it, just so many bugs dying. You get the
Speaker 4: real cannon strike. I like the real cannon strikes. It's
Speaker 4: good situational, but it's good. Just just a sniper from
Speaker 4: orbit ego strikes. We'll get the strafing run classic always
Speaker 4: good wo just like a fucking war hoog. It was
Speaker 4: just coming in. You get the strafing run. I like
Speaker 4: this one more than the or the air strike. I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: I like this more than the strafing run. It's got
Speaker 4: the missiles ba, it's got like a.
Speaker 2: Little more explosives to it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it can function up. You get the cluster bomb
Speaker 4: which I don't use because it will murder teammate. It's
Speaker 4: like the thing just fucking all over the place. It's
Speaker 4: very good, but I don't prefer it. Then you get
Speaker 4: the let's see where am I? The Yeah, the smoke
Speaker 4: who uses that? You get the five hundred cages, also
Speaker 4: kind of a goat in certain situations. Sometimes it doesn't
Speaker 4: work like you think it should, but other times it's
Speaker 4: very fucking good. There's times I feel like I call
Speaker 4: it right in on some enemies and it's like one kill.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, huge wave drops in, This is gonna be
Speaker 3: a good one, and then it's like nothing.
Speaker 4: Fuck. The best is when they're dropping in, like when
Speaker 4: the bots are dropping in or the illuminator dropping in.
Speaker 4: It like has up force so it can take down
Speaker 4: some of those ships that are coming down to It
Speaker 4: has good uses, but it also is kind of finicky.
Speaker 3: But man is it's cinematic, like you're just like.
Speaker 4: Takes laying down and you have to lay down otherwise
Speaker 4: if you're too close, that motherfucker concussume will blow you
Speaker 4: in half. It is so satisfied, just boom. Then you
Speaker 4: get the napalm airstrike, which I love that one. It's
Speaker 4: good against the bugs, good against the illuminate boom napalm,
Speaker 4: just a you know a line covers retreats, done that
Speaker 4: many times. This one's completely useless. One hundred and ten
Speaker 4: milimeters rocket pods. Who the fuck's using this one? I
Speaker 4: think I try to use them a couple of times.
Speaker 4: I'm like, this is garbage. It comes in with just
Speaker 4: and it's super accurate. So like, whatever you're shooting it
Speaker 4: better be like a fucking tank because otherwise it's a
Speaker 4: wasted shot. You're not clearing areas with this thing, which
Speaker 4: that makes no sense, Like I want it to clear areas. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't want it to be just pinpointed. I need
Speaker 4: a bombing run, dude. Now we'll get to the emplacements.
Speaker 4: Get the MD six anti personnel minefield. I love the minefields.
Speaker 4: I've actually found great uses for them. Defense missions, Like
Speaker 4: I said, the mindless masses missions. Yeah, I could see
Speaker 4: them being used really good against bugs too. If there's
Speaker 4: a bug hoole, you just throw that thing right by
Speaker 4: a bug hole and they're all just coming out getting
Speaker 4: blown up by fucking Cyndia reminds that's fucking sweet. That's
Speaker 4: the next on the list. MD fourteen and Cyndiary reminds
Speaker 4: the MD seventeen anti tank mines pretty good. The FX
Speaker 4: twelve shield generator relay, which I've seen. We get that
Speaker 4: for free for a while.
Speaker 2: I think that's the only time I'll use it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we were using it pretty consistently and it was good. Tandy.
Speaker 4: You get the e MG one on one. HMG emplacement
Speaker 4: has its uses, very good situational, good gun. Though the
Speaker 4: eg L twenty one grenade Grenadier battlement. I found some
Speaker 4: uses for it not that great. I'd rather have a
Speaker 4: shield that I can carry, that I can put in
Speaker 4: the ground versus the one you call down.
Speaker 3: I wanted it to work out, but yeah, just I.
Speaker 4: Wanted it to work so bad too, too, because it
Speaker 4: seems so cool. You're like, oh yeah, my friends, we
Speaker 4: get all post up, and it's like, there's not many
Speaker 4: situations where you want to post up, basically just those
Speaker 4: defense missions. Yeah, you get the e A T twelve
Speaker 4: anti tank in placement. The goat, the goat, the absolute goat.
Speaker 4: Dude breaking down illuminant ships just boom boom boom. It
Speaker 4: turns kind of slow, but yeah, it is pretty awesome.
Speaker 4: It's so powerful. Man, you take down convoys, dude, the ships,
Speaker 4: whatever the fuck you need, dude, is just it just
Speaker 4: devastates everything. And now we'll get into the centuries. You
Speaker 4: get the a MG machine gun, very good, cool down.
Speaker 4: I think it's like a minute thing. That cat. It's
Speaker 4: not gonna murder you, like the Gatling one will. It
Speaker 4: will kill you. But the Gatling just.
Speaker 2: Immediately it seems like it just targets you.
Speaker 4: It just drops turns towards you. Oh no. You get
Speaker 4: the a G sixteen Gatling, which is also good, but
Speaker 4: it fucking will kill you. You get the AAC eight
Speaker 4: auto cannon. Auto cannon is very good too. The a
Speaker 4: M twelve mortar, which is good. It will kill you.
Speaker 4: You're getting bounced around dead.
Speaker 2: Thanks great, fuck great.
Speaker 3: You wanted to because like I'll drop it like right
Speaker 3: next to us, and I'm like, okay, so let's go
Speaker 3: shoot out there. But then it inevitably just bombs you.
Speaker 4: It's like go straight up and down right on you,
Speaker 4: right real close. Great, thanksgiving up on it. This one
Speaker 4: is the best one in my opinion. The a M
Speaker 4: LS four x rocket rocket central h It's so good,
Speaker 4: just and you could get out of the way of it.
Speaker 4: As long as you're And dude, what a great game.
Speaker 4: If you're behind it, any rocket launcher, it will knock
Speaker 4: you the fuck over. Love it. It is so good,
Speaker 4: so crazy, the fine details right there. Oh yeah, you
Speaker 4: get the A A R C the A RC three
Speaker 4: Tesla Tower. I'm sure there are uses for it, but
Speaker 4: you will murder your teammates if you put it in
Speaker 4: the spot.
Speaker 1: Ye.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just don't use it.
Speaker 3: I guess you could like toss it into a city
Speaker 3: or something. We'll come back later. Let it do it's
Speaker 3: the thing, and then come back.
Speaker 4: But like it's just like if you're retreating or like
Speaker 4: a bug hole something like that. Defense missions maybe, but
Speaker 4: you gotta throw fire enough. It will murder you. You
Speaker 4: get the A M two three E M S mortar.
Speaker 4: This one is the better mortar. It won't kill you
Speaker 4: out right, it will slow you up. But yeah, this
Speaker 4: one's pretty good. You get the A A LAS ninety
Speaker 4: eight laser, the Laser Century. I don't have it.
Speaker 2: It looks pretty good. I think it recently unlocked. I
Speaker 2: don't think I've used it.
Speaker 4: It looks pretty handy. You could be laser boy for real,
Speaker 4: like laser. You get the order laser. You get the
Speaker 4: scythe you get the laser cannon, you get the fucking
Speaker 4: the laser secondary. You have that secondary, and then you
Speaker 4: have the laser turret laser, and then the laser rover.
Speaker 4: There's a laser up dude all around its late lass
Speaker 4: and everything. Now you get the a flam forty flamethrower turret,
Speaker 4: which I've used in a couple of situations against bugs.
Speaker 4: Pretty good, yeah, pretty solid. Uh, the problem with the
Speaker 4: bugs the chargers will destroy your centuries, so you gotta
Speaker 4: put them in good spots. The a g M seventeen
Speaker 4: gas mortar. So that's the newest one, and I feel
Speaker 4: like that one would be pretty fucking good and it
Speaker 4: won't kill you outright, like it'll poison you, but you
Speaker 4: can get away from it and be all right. Stem up.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah. That other one just boom and you're on
Speaker 4: the ground, just boom boom, boom boom boom. Torso my leg,
Speaker 4: my leg, All right. Now we're gonna get into the backpacks,
Speaker 4: h dude, right off the rib the goat B one
Speaker 4: supply pack man, it's so fucking good. I never used
Speaker 4: it once and I will use it in every load
Speaker 4: every time. I enter a game, I'm with that supply pack.
Speaker 3: I don't really need somebody on your team with it,
Speaker 3: like you gotta you have to.
Speaker 4: It's it's very handy. The resupplies are there. But dude,
Speaker 4: when you're in the heat of combat and you're with
Speaker 4: your other hell out, you're like, dude, I'm out of AMMO.
Speaker 4: Like you don't have time to sit there and wait
Speaker 4: for a replay. You're like, all right, or oh, stems, Like,
Speaker 4: how many times have you guys come crawling to me,
Speaker 4: I need stems, stems, run to me, run to me,
Speaker 4: and then I just I stem you up and I
Speaker 4: give you supplies. Here's more that seemed mean. You guys
Speaker 4: do crawling about it, So dude, how many times I'm
Speaker 4: just saying it's not the best.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it's not the best. I didn't say
Speaker 2: it's a giant piece of shit, fucking pieces ship.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying it's a piece of shit, you piece
Speaker 3: of ship.
Speaker 2: You start talking ship.
Speaker 4: That's why it's the fucking goat. Man, it is the goat.
Speaker 2: And I get on like offensive backpacks not fucking.
Speaker 4: Would get support. It's not even defensive, it's support, because dude,
Speaker 4: I can put down more bullets than any of you motherfuckers.
Speaker 4: I got that supply pack, I can continuously blah blah.
Speaker 4: Let me reach in my back and get oh full supplies.
Speaker 4: And now I got all my mags back and all
Speaker 4: my grenades and all my stems. Dude, that's so valuable.
Speaker 4: Well at least half your stems. Two stems. Yeah, you
Speaker 4: get two stems and two gades.
Speaker 3: I said, you need somebody on your team because then, like, yeah,
Speaker 3: especially if like I'm coming in with a heavy support,
Speaker 3: like the freaking MIDI young like just burning through people,
Speaker 3: and it's like.
Speaker 4: Fill me up the grenade launcher up out of my
Speaker 4: three fucking belts, here you go, there's three more right
Speaker 4: on the spot. And then like I can also grab
Speaker 4: ship from supply packs resupplies, so I can just put
Speaker 4: it right in my fucking slots.
Speaker 3: And it worked out great. Like if I'm not carrying
Speaker 3: a heavy thing, if I'm just doing a sniper or
Speaker 3: something like, Justin will just call in an extra on
Speaker 3: so then we'll both just be running around this. We
Speaker 3: have eight things of supplies ready to go for.
Speaker 4: It, and then there's one less person I have to
Speaker 4: worry about. Supplying. You just supply yourself. That's so good.
Speaker 4: You get the Lift eight point fifty jump pack, which
Speaker 4: pretty good. I've used it a couple of times. Handy,
Speaker 4: probably better in cities, I would say, jumping over walls
Speaker 4: and shit like that. It would be fun. The s
Speaker 4: H twenty Ballistic Shield has its uses pretty good, not terrible,
Speaker 4: pretty solid. You get the ax Ar twenty three guard
Speaker 4: Dog Elite Elite. It's great. It's a great strategy. You
Speaker 4: just a fucking assault right, just a liberator under on
Speaker 4: a drone attached to a drone. It will murder you, though.
Speaker 4: It will murder you and your you and your teammates.
Speaker 4: It could kill you. I think the laser one is
Speaker 4: worse for killing you and your team. Ah. I mean, dude,
Speaker 4: that machine gun one two bullets, you're dead. But that
Speaker 4: laser one, it can give you a haircut and you'll
Speaker 4: be all right. You're like, it's just you're like, ah,
Speaker 4: fuck and dive on the ground. Stem up, You're all right.
Speaker 4: But yeah, the laser one is gets kind of crazy
Speaker 4: because it just.
Speaker 2: Certainly do you swear, it just follows me sometimes it's
Speaker 2: my own rover.
Speaker 4: It's just like it takes a you know it takes
Speaker 4: after its fucking older brother, the big Orbit laser. Dude,
Speaker 4: it just comes after you.
Speaker 2: There's just someone on the ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: You get the s H thirty two shield generator. This
Speaker 4: one it's a good strategy. It's pretty solid in certain situations.
Speaker 4: But you don't like it, Max. You don't like defensive ones.
Speaker 2: So I think I've used it a couple of times.
Speaker 4: Well, it's against what you just said.
Speaker 2: I just don't like supporting people.
Speaker 4: It's discussed. You get the AX Flam seventy five.
Speaker 2: Hot Dog Hot Dog, Man, I want some hot dogs now, hot.
Speaker 4: Dog, hot dog, hot Diggity. No, hot dog, hot dog,
Speaker 4: hot Dady Doll. You said you.
Speaker 2: Fucking your cell phone.
Speaker 4: You get the B one hundred portable Hell Bond Witness
Speaker 4: neck weakness may remember Witness. You get the AX ARC
Speaker 4: three K nine, So that's a rover with the arcs.
Speaker 2: I don't have that one yet, But I also feel
Speaker 2: like it's gonna murder teammates.
Speaker 4: It comes in the force of law war bond. I
Speaker 4: believe that I've never used it, but yeah, murder teammates.
Speaker 4: You get the a X t X thirteen Dog Breath,
Speaker 4: which that one looks pretty good, but it's in that
Speaker 4: chemical war bond or whatever the fuck. And then there's
Speaker 4: finally the Lift one two warp pack Max has. It
Speaker 4: seems pretty fun, seems pretty handy. Yeah, escapability, survivability, love it,
Speaker 4: unless you get two rowdy with it and then you
Speaker 4: blow yourself up. Yeah, you can only use it like
Speaker 4: twice in a row. To use it, I think three times,
Speaker 4: and if you warp in your teammates, you'll destroy your
Speaker 4: teammates torsoed. Now we get to the vehicles. You get
Speaker 4: the EXO forty five Patriot. That's the one with the
Speaker 4: gatling and the missiles. I like that one better. I
Speaker 4: think that one's sweet. It's more versatile. Get the EXO
Speaker 4: forty nine Emancipator two auto cans. Boom boom boom boom
Speaker 4: boom boom. It's fun. I guess it depends on the situation.
Speaker 4: Like if I'm not osha Une emancipator, if I'm fighting
Speaker 4: the burrow motherfuckers, the ones that dig underground, emancipator because
Speaker 4: it'll like bring them up the explosions. But yeah, any
Speaker 4: other situation, I like the Emancipator. I like being able too,
Speaker 4: and then you can manage your AMMO a lot easier
Speaker 4: the emancipator. You're just full clip, double barrel.
Speaker 2: I feel like usually my arms fall off before I
Speaker 2: blow through all the fucking AMMO.
Speaker 4: I don't know. Yeah, that's true. And then you get
Speaker 4: the M one O two FRV, the fast recun vehicle.
Speaker 4: I don't think any of us have ever used that. Really,
Speaker 4: it's very hazardous.
Speaker 2: You're gonna die, yeah, probably, it's fucked.
Speaker 4: You get the t D two twenty Bastion Mark x
Speaker 4: v II, the sixteen Mark sixteen. It's good, but you
Speaker 4: need two people to use it on one person shooting,
Speaker 4: one person driving, so it's a little finicky but pretty solid.
Speaker 4: You just run run over motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: You also have to know when to use it, because
Speaker 2: if you're on like in like a jungle plant, you
Speaker 2: can't call that fucking thing and you're gonna get stuck
Speaker 2: left and right.
Speaker 4: Yeah we did that the one time on like the
Speaker 4: Rocky Planet, and it was a nightmare for me to
Speaker 4: drive around that motherfucker. I couldn't get anywhere. There's rocks
Speaker 4: everywhere way, So it makes you realize why they use
Speaker 4: the mex instead of the tank. You could probably use
Speaker 4: it pretty good. City Maps. City Maps is where it's
Speaker 4: at for sure. They get the mission stratagems. You get
Speaker 4: the enforcements, you call it reinforcements, the resupplies, the SOS
Speaker 4: beacon to call and help. You get the Eagle rearm,
Speaker 4: which there is a perk that you buy in your
Speaker 4: on your ship that if you call it in with
Speaker 4: one use still left, it reduces the cool down. So
Speaker 4: every time I always call it in with one use left,
Speaker 4: I always rearm. And then you call in the super
Speaker 4: Destroyer for this, like the stealth missions, I think. Then
Speaker 4: you get the objective ones, the Knucks two twenty three
Speaker 4: hell bomb. That's always fun, get out of here, run away.
Speaker 4: You get the upload data, the SSSD, the suck Sucks
Speaker 4: Suck Dick delivery.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what it means.
Speaker 4: Suck sucks Suck dick delivery. Then you get the Super
Speaker 4: Earth flag. You raise the one flag drone comes in,
Speaker 4: You get a way around h if you salute it.
Speaker 4: I think it goes faster yep, and the closer you
Speaker 4: are goes faster. You get the seismic probe, which takes
Speaker 4: a little bit like this calm, it's just seismic bombs. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The seismic bombs or mapping bombs. Mapping bombs, that's right,
Speaker 4: there's just bombs. And then you get the prospecting drill,
Speaker 4: a dark fluid vessel, which I that's probably for the
Speaker 4: Mridia ship that was going on. I haven't seen that since,
Speaker 4: the tectonic drill, the hive breaker drill, which drills down
Speaker 4: into those hives, and you get the big detonation which
Speaker 4: we've all been killed consumed by. Oh no, it explodes,
Speaker 4: and you get the cargo container for extracting that platinum.
Speaker 4: You get the c F artillery which you can capture
Speaker 4: during the missions, and you get the reinforcement pods, which
Speaker 4: I don't know what that one is. And that's it. Nice.
Speaker 4: We'll do a little final discussion, maybe final thoughts.
Speaker 3: Any fun things you want to talk about memories.
Speaker 2: As we were going to we talked about fun memories.
Speaker 4: We pretty much nailed at all. I mean that's how
Speaker 4: we set up the episode. I wanted us to talk
Speaker 4: about it as we went.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I mean it's fun because it's just I
Speaker 3: guess with every game that's customized, well, but you can
Speaker 3: just you know, swap things up however you want and
Speaker 3: make things play however you want. Like I mean, like
Speaker 3: we were just talking about all coming with a freaking
Speaker 3: mini guns. Sometimes we're all completely do the ops coming
Speaker 3: with the sniper team and you just won't go scouting
Speaker 3: and stuff.
Speaker 4: Snipers so much fun, man, two amrs like taking out
Speaker 4: just wiping out scouting parties. Man, Like do we engage
Speaker 4: engage like twenty fucking bullets of heavy pen all dead.
Speaker 6: It's so satisfying.
Speaker 3: The Hulk's just charging. It's like the one shot right
Speaker 3: in the eyeballs.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So it's fun playing different play styles and stuff. And
Speaker 3: I mean even just like we were talking about the
Speaker 3: cinematics like the five hundred, but the whole game is
Speaker 3: so cinematic. The sky box is great. You're looking out
Speaker 3: seeing the freaking what is that one uh missile that
Speaker 3: you send on the IC just see it in the distance.
Speaker 1: Oh fu.
Speaker 3: Of the dust is.
Speaker 2: Trying to salute.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just getting knocked back when I launched it. Rag doll,
Speaker 4: the rag doll. They're just jumping off of like hills,
Speaker 4: ran your head scorpioned up. I was like the one.
Speaker 2: Like Defence Mission where there's like a hole basically in
Speaker 2: the middle, but it's like a landing pad down the
Speaker 2: center with the bugs. Oh yeah, yeah, and there's always
Speaker 2: like that one, like third story. Yeah, every time we're
Speaker 2: all just like.
Speaker 4: The ship slamming on their face, should break their neck,
Speaker 4: but no, stim up, stim juice and run.
Speaker 3: And yeah I'm doing the last time we were playing,
Speaker 3: I think we were running and I don't know, somebody
Speaker 3: was coming up behind me shooting at me. And you
Speaker 3: can swivel your camera, so like had my camera swivel around.
Speaker 3: I saw there was a guy coming up behind me,
Speaker 3: but then I see lasers coming over my head. I
Speaker 3: swivel it back over. Justin's over there shooting the guy
Speaker 3: that's chasing.
Speaker 4: Like, get Dick over, come on. I know it is
Speaker 4: so there's so many moments like that, where like Max
Speaker 4: is like in ship Now, I got my fucking sniper
Speaker 4: just taking out the heavies around him. Go go, Max,
Speaker 4: you got a bunch coming in on you all.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: They're calling in a three eighty rod. I love it.
Speaker 4: It's oh good. The explosions. It looks so crisp, so crisp.
Speaker 4: I've never seen a game that makes explosions and you
Speaker 4: feel them because like if you're near them, you're you
Speaker 4: blow up, you'll be a torso torsified real quick. So
Speaker 4: you gotta get the fuck down. Get down.
Speaker 6: Oh man, good stuff, even when it is like stupid.
Speaker 3: At times, like when there's just so much because it
Speaker 3: makes a good story at the end. But I mean,
Speaker 3: when we're in cyber Standing, I'm just fucking like fighting
Speaker 3: all those guys in Fox engines, like underneath them.
Speaker 4: It was just.
Speaker 2: Absolute, just an absolute ship storm.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that was terrible. There's no cover. You're just
Speaker 4: running through a street lox engine chasing it down. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like you said, running underneath them, I'm not gonna make
Speaker 4: it witness man and then just boom skull. No man,
Speaker 4: very good game, very very good game. And you have
Speaker 4: to be cooperative, like you have to work with your team.
Speaker 4: If you don't work with your team, you're gonna lose straight.
Speaker 3: You have to coordinate every once in a while, like
Speaker 3: Mexico off and I'm just gonna go take these couple
Speaker 3: of things, all right, sweet.
Speaker 2: Usually if it's like smaller stuff, I think I could
Speaker 2: use like a laser or something. Just take my real quick.
Speaker 2: I'm like I'm gonna try and bang this out.
Speaker 3: Hordes, start hitting your buddy's back.
Speaker 4: You gotta be around, dude. You have, yeah, because you
Speaker 4: can take a base out to thermies, run out out
Speaker 4: of there, done, and then yeah, sometimes there's just hordes
Speaker 4: everywhere and you need your boys or you get scattered.
Speaker 4: You just running for your life. Keep so many times
Speaker 4: where I swear and just like run for like five
Speaker 4: minutes diving, and for some reason, they just keep dropping
Speaker 4: more and more reinforcements on me when I'm running like
Speaker 4: a solo. Fucking hell. It's like.
Speaker 2: And you're like, we got this objective.
Speaker 4: Done, we got this. I'm like, you're at like the perimeter.
Speaker 4: And then if you go outside the break where they
Speaker 4: just bombing your hands.
Speaker 3: Who's the guy out there watching that? Like turn around now,
Speaker 3: like do you see what's behind me? Give me a
Speaker 3: couple of feet, I'll loop around.
Speaker 1: But what do you.
Speaker 4: You're outside the mission parameters? Go turn back or die? Dude, chill,
Speaker 4: like I need somewhere to go.
Speaker 3: If I turn back, I will die either way, buddy.
Speaker 4: Three fucking box engines behind you. Sometimes the barrage to dude,
Speaker 4: it's just like broken arrow. Just everything. There's three red
Speaker 4: lines in the sky, just a barrage. Fucking airstrike, fucking napalm.
Speaker 4: You're all the emodes suit. You just sit there and
Speaker 4: funk around. You're shaking ant playing rock paper scissors while
Speaker 4: everybody's dying around you.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
Speaker 2: Even just yeah.
Speaker 3: We get back to the ship and at the end
Speaker 3: of the game, we're going off for the night and
Speaker 3: just bringing.
Speaker 4: In these hugs all around the fact that you can
Speaker 4: like kill civilians.
Speaker 2: Like by accident, like ah fun twenty five or bone
Speaker 2: can tell.
Speaker 4: The seaf guys to follow you and hold position and
Speaker 4: ship and they'll like actually obey your orders. That's so cool, man.
Speaker 4: The salute some of them, they'll salute you. He is
Speaker 4: fucking sweet.
Speaker 3: I have a little details, man, some of the the
Speaker 3: guys from the squids that get infected or whatever and
Speaker 3: like sometimes and like their last thing is to do
Speaker 3: a little salute to you before you go.
Speaker 4: I've never seen that when I'm actually playing. Have you
Speaker 4: seen it when you're playing.
Speaker 3: I've just seen clips online, but I haven't seen it
Speaker 3: when I'm playing. Man, I'm too busy to blasto.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to survive. It's just and then like the stamina,
Speaker 4: the fact that like if I lay down, I can
Speaker 4: regain my stamina. Like it's like a se I timed out.
Speaker 4: It's a second, get a second, it's a second faster.
Speaker 4: It's so cool. And same with crouching, it's like a
Speaker 4: half a second faster. So that all the little details
Speaker 4: in this game, like the bullets, the bullet, the ammo economy,
Speaker 4: the damage, it all balances to make such a cool
Speaker 4: game that's such a fun experience.
Speaker 6: Making snowballs and the snow dude, I.
Speaker 4: Forgot about that. The armor, all the game mechanics are fantastic.
Speaker 4: The fact that you have to shift, yeah, in cars
Speaker 4: is paying the ass.
Speaker 1: But it.
Speaker 4: Stays consistent throughout the whole series, like that's what it's
Speaker 4: supposed to be. It's like a grunt fantasy mixed with
Speaker 4: also like power fantasy, because there are times when you're
Speaker 4: like yeah, there's other times where you're like I'm useless,
Speaker 4: you bring the long wrong load out, You're fucked, You're
Speaker 4: making one of those forty speakture like I am invincible, yeah, dude.
Speaker 4: Or there's other times where you just drop in and
Speaker 4: immediately get five deaths in a row. This game.
Speaker 3: Well nice, we do have any of their thoughts, I mean,
Speaker 3: can wrap this one up?
Speaker 4: I guess i'd say so. It's been it's almost three
Speaker 4: hour long episode here.
Speaker 2: Way longer than I thought it was gonna be.
Speaker 4: We love this game. It's a good game. It's a
Speaker 4: good one to cover. I wanted to give it a spotlight.
Speaker 4: It deserves a three hour episode and.
Speaker 3: Thinks that doesn't have a whole lot. Lord with the
Speaker 3: other things, somebody as well just throw everything into one episode. Whatever.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, I hope you guys enjoyed this one too.
Speaker 3: I hope you're playing along with us, diving along do thems.
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Speaker 4: I'm a bug.
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