Speaker 1: Welcome to the snart tag. You're about to get your
Speaker 1: buddy's glazed by the great Chris Ray, Gods, Derek Black, Ben.
Speaker 2: And Tom Sweeney. Sit back and prepare for some a shit.
Speaker 2: Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory. All right, guys,
Speaker 2: welcome to the to another Dark Tank podcast. It is
Speaker 2: me Sween. It is that guy you all here vaping?
Speaker 2: What is happening? You're a vapist?
Speaker 1: I got some CBD to because, like some people swear
Speaker 1: by it, and I'm like, all right, I'll be giving
Speaker 1: a shot because I have a lot of injuries from
Speaker 1: back in the day. So otherwise I don't give a
Speaker 1: fuck about vaping.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be a vapor dude. You're too old to
Speaker 2: start vaping. That I don't like I did. I don't.
Speaker 1: I feel stupid. I'd rather smoke cigarettes, and I don't
Speaker 1: do that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I'd rather smoke cigarettes because at least it's just it's
Speaker 2: kind of badass killing yourself like that. You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if I'm gonna because like I imagine, putting anything in
Speaker 1: your lungs still ain't that great.
Speaker 2: So you know I'm gonna go. If I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: for it. I'm gonna go for it, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. I respect I respect people that use like
Speaker 2: hard drugs, you know, like I respect the card drugs.
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, you clearly notice isn't good for you.
Speaker 2: You're like very aware that, like you are killing yourself,
Speaker 2: but you're still doing it. And that's like that is
Speaker 2: very respectable. People can disagree with me if they want,
Speaker 2: but like, right, there's something badass about killing yourself and
Speaker 2: knowing you're doing it.
Speaker 1: There's something Yeah, I actually kind of feel that especially.
Speaker 1: I mean, shit's kind of whack dude, Like, uh, we're
Speaker 1: living in a stupid era now, Like it wasn't supposed
Speaker 1: to be like this. I feel like the matrix, the
Speaker 1: algorithm got changed and it's like ah, ship things are.
Speaker 1: Things are so weird now. And the people that are
Speaker 1: really doing hard drugs, like I really respect them.
Speaker 2: I think for a long time things have been messed up.
Speaker 2: What happened is that we just we just never fixed
Speaker 2: the problems and I think now all those problems are
Speaker 2: wear in their head again because it's like we didn't
Speaker 2: fix we didn't fix the problems. Yeah, we fucked up.
Speaker 2: We didn't take something like we had we had so long,
Speaker 2: We had so long to like really fix the whole
Speaker 2: entire like wealth gap problem. We just didn't. We just
Speaker 2: didn't do it. And weeps into like, oh, just give
Speaker 2: rich people the wildy you do do give it back
Speaker 2: to you, and it's like, what when has that ever happened?
Speaker 2: When are you? You guys are gonna break the mold.
Speaker 2: You guys are gonna be like, yeah, of course, hold
Speaker 2: on before we get deep into this.
Speaker 1: We we we didn't, uh because I interrupted with the vaping.
Speaker 2: Vapist over here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just yeah, massive serial vapist. Chris obviously isn't here.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: He's sick and gay, and you know, hopefully he'll be
Speaker 1: here for the next episode. We don't know, because he's
Speaker 1: We're gonna be recording one pretty much tomorrow most likely.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tomorrow, recording again, very likely, if not Thursday, And
Speaker 2: if you have an infection that don't usually go away
Speaker 2: one night in antibiotics. So hopefully Chris doesn't die, I
Speaker 2: don't know. Hopefully he's not gay and dumb tomorrow. Hopefully
Speaker 2: get the conversion therapy works.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it may be back to.
Speaker 2: Being a fucking straight man because the queer bows are
Speaker 2: taken over. It's crazy, man.
Speaker 1: It is. I don't like it. I don't like it
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 2: I don't like it, but I don't hate it. But
Speaker 2: not hating doesn't mean like, you know, like not hating
Speaker 2: something means like I'm neutral. Yeah, I feel that, and
Speaker 2: I'm like whatever, he could be whatever you want. Speaking
Speaker 2: of Chris, we got a question oral quick question from
Speaker 2: Virgo Runers Sunderdune, Sunderson, and he says, Hi, Chris looks
Speaker 2: like an offensive Jewish picture. Anyway, what's you guys favorite
Speaker 2: sandwich topping?
Speaker 1: I mean he does. There's a lot of people that
Speaker 1: if Chris had curly ass hair, damn it would be
Speaker 1: it would be it'd be over for him.
Speaker 2: My favorite is this the typical. It's like a lesbian.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite one. That's my favorite body. He has
Speaker 2: ellen de generosity. That's just my favorite one. One hundreds
Speaker 2: of glasses. But yeah, my favorite topic is I don't know,
Speaker 2: fucking Swiss cheese. I don't you know. I mean, I like.
Speaker 1: Twenty three year old bust, like around that range, like
Speaker 1: if you if you can get like not too not
Speaker 1: too early twenties, not too late twenties.
Speaker 2: Twenty three you've been aged like it was bust. That's
Speaker 2: been aged for twenty.
Speaker 1: Two Oh, that's crazy, that's even that's way crazier.
Speaker 2: How long does it take for come to change colors? True?
Speaker 1: That's so nasty. I just heard about a story of
Speaker 1: some dude. This might be a really old story, but
Speaker 1: at least heard. I've just heard about it for the
Speaker 1: first time, where a dude was collecting his com in
Speaker 1: a jar, of course, and they kept it in the
Speaker 1: back of his his his sink or whatever the cabinet
Speaker 1: in his bathroom, and then the wife finally saw. She
Speaker 1: didn't know what the fuck it was. She was like,
Speaker 1: what the hell is this? So she just threw it out, obviously,
Speaker 1: and then dude comes out all panicking one day like, hey, yo,
Speaker 1: where where's this jar?
Speaker 2: Where's the jar?
Speaker 1: And she's all threw it out, And then it turns
Speaker 1: out I don't know, I guess he probably came clean.
Speaker 1: He he was using that com to put it in
Speaker 1: like his wife's stuff, like for food, and all this
Speaker 1: stuff just sprinkling in a little bit. So this dude
Speaker 1: was like commaxing and just making sure that she joined
Speaker 1: in on the come come thee. Yeah, the camaraderie. That's
Speaker 1: that right there. Yeah, yeah, that just that's so crazy. Man.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know, I don't know how people
Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's not a new phenomenon. People do.
Speaker 1: Like there's come jar things and they were uh putting,
Speaker 1: like my little pony in the jars and coming in it.
Speaker 1: That's a special type of person, man.
Speaker 2: I think I think I think we've been We've moved
Speaker 2: forward the right ways and some things, but I think
Speaker 2: we needed to be more stunt on, like people that
Speaker 2: are weird shutting the fuck about being weird. You know,
Speaker 2: like we're all weird, but we keep our weirdness to ourselves.
Speaker 2: You know. Yeah, you shouldn't be you should be posting
Speaker 2: the kind of porn you watch. You shouldn't be. You
Speaker 2: should be happy of who you are and your identities,
Speaker 2: but you should not be allowed to show other people
Speaker 2: the most derelict part of yourself. And we let that
Speaker 2: become too prevalent, and we gotta, we gotta take a
Speaker 2: step back.
Speaker 1: It's more of that. I don't need to Yeah, we
Speaker 1: don't need to know.
Speaker 2: We gotta you got. I'm I'm on jd Vanta's side
Speaker 2: about that ship you.
Speaker 1: Know, when the fuck did these say that?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but he probably thinks it. I hope
Speaker 2: he does. I hope he has some sort of decent perspective. Dude,
Speaker 2: have you seen all the memes about him? Do you
Speaker 2: see the one that freaking meet cannyon made.
Speaker 1: Well, he didn't make it, he just shared it. It's
Speaker 1: like the one that looks like him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's say he didn't make it, that he made it.
Speaker 1: And he was like, it's like staring into a mirror.
Speaker 1: Somebody made that. And then he was like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck that looks like me? Just the beard, little little thick,
Speaker 1: curly hair. I'm like, yeah, that that is that is
Speaker 1: meat Canyon. That's it looks like our guy.
Speaker 2: You know, that's pretty funny. It's really insane. How how
Speaker 2: much of an idiot those guys are. Oh, Hassan got banned.
Speaker 2: That's perfect to talk about. Hassan got banned on TikTok
Speaker 2: on Twitter? No, no, no, that's Twitter? What is it
Speaker 2: called twitch? You got banned on Twitch? What he got
Speaker 2: banned for? It's pretty stupid? What stupid?
Speaker 1: Actually he's back. He's back, or he was banned for
Speaker 1: like twelve hours or some shit. I don't know how
Speaker 1: I don't know how long, but I'm just assuming. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying twelve hours since he's back, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. He wasn't banned for a full twenty four
Speaker 1: hours even or maybe it was stupid. Maybe it was
Speaker 1: twenty four hours, but he could.
Speaker 2: Have been banned for something like look the whole hothy
Speaker 2: terrorist thing. That's that was worthy of it. I think
Speaker 2: that's when you're like, hey, off the platform, now that's terrorist.
Speaker 1: I'm like, the one thing, the one thing I have
Speaker 1: about I was thinking about that too, about the because
Speaker 1: that that dumb kid or whatever, the twenty some year
Speaker 1: old whatever, that pirate kid or whatever. Like when I
Speaker 1: was I was looking into more of it, and from
Speaker 1: where I came, I was kind of inconclusive that this
Speaker 1: guy is definitively a hoothy pirate. That was the only
Speaker 1: thing where I was like, it was a little wishy washy,
Speaker 1: so where initially I thought, oh, this was obvious, but
Speaker 1: then with uh, one thing that is very true is
Speaker 1: that this dude absolutely despises zionists. That is one to
Speaker 1: the point where this is what he said one time
Speaker 1: in self defense. But it's like, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I can believe him or not, because he says it's
Speaker 1: not about Jewish people in general. He said it was
Speaker 1: Zionist and this is what he said. He's like anyone
Speaker 1: who supports art cause, and what he means is basically
Speaker 1: just freeing Palestine and all that type of shit or
Speaker 1: any where he's from the liberation of his people. He says,
Speaker 1: I love you, like like he used the words I
Speaker 1: love you, right, and they translated and he was saying.
Speaker 1: They asked him, like, what about fucking queer folks if
Speaker 1: they were supporting He was like, then I love you.
Speaker 1: Now Here's the thing. I don't know if I believe that, nigga,
Speaker 1: you know, like say, but.
Speaker 2: This is what he's saying.
Speaker 1: And at that point, I'm like, I don't care enough
Speaker 1: because this is actually unimportant to like any type of
Speaker 1: talking point. But this is just me coming at it
Speaker 1: as a real person, not just being like say, like,
Speaker 1: I've been watching a lot of what Ethan has been
Speaker 1: kind of going through.
Speaker 2: He's been tripping a little bit. He's been tripping a
Speaker 2: little bit.
Speaker 1: It's like, I mean, I can't even say a little bit, man,
Speaker 1: I can say it is the most propaganda field shit
Speaker 1: I've ever seen. And I'm surprised because I always thought
Speaker 1: he was kind of like level headed. But what he's
Speaker 1: doing right now, either he's being fed complete misinformation and
Speaker 1: he has no idea, or he's just completely being a
Speaker 1: propagandist on purpose, and I'm not sure which one it is.
Speaker 1: It reminds me of Joe Rogan in a sense where
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan was cool and then he just lost his
Speaker 1: mind at one point. It happens when your people gets
Speaker 1: on their attack.
Speaker 2: Man. Yeah, everybody's allowed to go radicals for a black man, everybody.
Speaker 2: Everybody else is allowed to go crazy about the cultures
Speaker 2: for black people. When we do it where everyone's like hey, cho,
Speaker 2: everybody else does it, it's like we're protecting our city
Speaker 2: states and it's like okay, man, sure, But it's unfortunate
Speaker 2: because I don't think he was a bad guy. Initially,
Speaker 2: I said it before you and Chris did, where I
Speaker 2: was like, this nigga, is this niggas tripping from the
Speaker 2: moment From the moment I watched half of one of
Speaker 2: his streams about that, if I was like, he's cooked,
Speaker 2: He's yeah, he's cooked. He's standing way too close to
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Speaker 2: Okay, we have that happened when I was got uh
Speaker 2: Selensky uh at the White House man that was also.
Speaker 1: Goddamn stupid oof man.
Speaker 2: So uh, the president of Ukraine ended up at the
Speaker 2: White House trying to talk to Trump about war preparation
Speaker 2: plans and what's happening and begging Trump for help, you know,
Speaker 2: like a human begs another human for aid, and uh
Speaker 2: Trump and jd Vance. Jd Vance starts the foremost. Look.
Speaker 2: He he doesn't fail to look like the biggest jackass
Speaker 2: in a room, in a room with Donald Trump. Somehow
Speaker 2: he just always looked so moronic.
Speaker 1: He's just the biggest cocksucking simp.
Speaker 2: He's sane. It's it's dude, it's insane. It's insane seeing
Speaker 2: the way he was just like, so, uh, he's so
Speaker 2: jd Vance was talking to Trump to Kleinsky, and Kelency
Speaker 2: came in dressed in very casual where he's probably out
Speaker 2: and about. Granted he could have I would have assumed
Speaker 2: if I'm getting president, I would have dressed better. But
Speaker 2: he's also another foreign de guitary. He was an actor
Speaker 2: and shit like that. So he's like, he's like a
Speaker 2: very He looked good too, he looked he was dressed nicely,
Speaker 2: but he wasn't dressed in a suit. He doesn't relatively
Speaker 2: casual wear. So he's also a younger guy, you know,
Speaker 2: unlike presidents and every in the country, they don't they're
Speaker 2: usually not rickety like Donald Trump is.
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta address that because there's two things.
Speaker 1: First of all, like all the Russian fucking simps, we're
Speaker 1: gonna criticize him no matter what if he was wearing
Speaker 1: a certain type of suit. They were saying, look at
Speaker 1: this guy like he's in a war and he has
Speaker 1: time to fucking play dress. There they're gonna find a way.
Speaker 1: The other people that were criticizing him saying, oh, you're
Speaker 1: not wearing a suit in the fucking White House, and
Speaker 1: then Elon Musk strolling in like looking like a fucking
Speaker 1: child with this custom maga hat, like in a graphic
Speaker 1: te They're about nothing. This is the thing that upset
Speaker 1: me though, Like, it just makes me so mad that
Speaker 1: these people can't fucking catch that these people are about nothing.
Speaker 1: You have people agreeing with them jumping on too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he should have done this, you should have done that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, nigga, why didn't you say that about fucking
Speaker 1: Elon Musk. You're about nothing. You have no conviction. That's
Speaker 1: the thing that makes me mad that. I'm like, none
Speaker 1: of y'all niggas have any conviction. Y'all don't care about anything.
Speaker 1: You're about nothing. You have no consistent thoughts at all.
Speaker 2: Oh So I'm like, they're just they're just even throated,
Speaker 2: They're just they're just throating. They're just throwting this guy
Speaker 2: that doesn't give a fuck about them. But it's but
Speaker 2: it's insane. So he so they met jd Vance was
Speaker 2: talking to Clintskay about Ukraine hyper ignorantly, hyper ignorantly. He
Speaker 2: was like, oh, do you have you ever been to
Speaker 2: the country. Have you ever seen anything about it? He's like, no,
Speaker 2: but I've read about it, and based on what I've read,
Speaker 2: I understand it's like, dude, you're wrong about everything you're
Speaker 2: talking about. Yeah, you were consistently wrong about like it
Speaker 2: wasn't like he was like he stumbled over a phrase
Speaker 2: or two, like every human does. He was confidently wrong.
Speaker 2: And after he was point of being wrong, he started
Speaker 2: getting aggressive, of course, because he's an idiot and he's
Speaker 2: he's an idiot chimp. And then Zelensky was just like whatever, dude,
Speaker 2: and then Trump was like, wait a minute, wait a minute,
Speaker 2: you played your hand incorrectly. You've given you trillions to punches.
Speaker 2: And then everything is just pretty much trying to bash
Speaker 2: the liberal movement for Trump. Now, that's all it is.
Speaker 2: It's him trying to consistently say they did worse than
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do. News flash, things are in a hilarious
Speaker 2: place right now for the country. But people voted for this,
Speaker 2: so that's no here or there. And then Zelensky was like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get up out of here because y'all clearly
Speaker 2: y'all are clearly here trying to do some sort of
Speaker 2: intimidation tactic on me and frighten me. So we're gonna bounce,
Speaker 2: which was absolutely a smart thing. I don't think I
Speaker 2: wouldn't stay there for that either, Like, I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: come to this country to get to have two a
Speaker 2: ding bat and a freaking orange of corpse of fat
Speaker 2: insalt me for hours, you know. So he dipped out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's uh, it was really embarrassing on a It's very
Speaker 2: much so a global scale embarrassment. Again classic America. We've
Speaker 2: been on a fantastic run lately, and it's clearly Russian shilling.
Speaker 2: It's clearly pandering to the Russian Party or the Russian
Speaker 2: the country like he's been doing the whole time he's
Speaker 2: been hunting office. So of course we're gonna see where
Speaker 2: that's gonna lead. He's like, we're on the verge of
Speaker 2: World War three, and he's and since he was like,
Speaker 2: you don't understand if you get rid of us, we're
Speaker 2: your only ally in that particular place of the cunt
Speaker 2: the world. You understand that, right, we are your only ally.
Speaker 2: We're the only ones that are on your crew there
Speaker 2: and it's like, you don't get it, and he was
Speaker 2: like and then I think Trump probably assumed that he
Speaker 2: was threatening him, and he was like, you're World War
Speaker 2: one three. Was like, no, this is gonna become a
Speaker 2: problem for you too, if we fall the way it's
Speaker 2: gonna happen, and and Trump obviously started trying to chest
Speaker 2: beat again like usual, but he's a moron as well,
Speaker 2: so it didn't work.
Speaker 1: He's just being a good boy. He's like him right,
Speaker 1: he's uh, he's compromised to to Russia, to Putin and
Speaker 1: to yah and Yahoo. It's obvious. And uh, it's frustrating
Speaker 1: watching this because even somebody like Ben Shapiro had to
Speaker 1: just be real about it a while ago, saying it's
Speaker 1: crazy that Trump keeps blaming everything on Zelensky in Ukraine
Speaker 1: when it's so fucked.
Speaker 2: Like, it's not. It's it's literally, I'm talking four.
Speaker 1: Year old logic. Four year old logic. You know that
Speaker 1: you fucking you have a sibling four and five years old?
Speaker 1: Who fucking hit who first? Okay, they started it, Obviously
Speaker 1: they fucking take the blame. It is the most basic shit.
Speaker 1: And then people are somehow stupid enough to start parroting
Speaker 1: the talking points that somehow it's Ukraine's fault and we're
Speaker 1: at that level of stupidity that I've I've done a
Speaker 1: lot better with kind of checking out a little bit,
Speaker 1: with not absorbing it and getting is upset because it's
Speaker 1: past the threshold of like, oh, you can convince people
Speaker 1: of anything, like anything, it doesn't matter, it's logic is
Speaker 1: not in the playing field. That also, of course it
Speaker 1: played out this way, and like Zelinsky's in a fucking
Speaker 1: terrible spot, so he has to fucking still somehow simple
Speaker 1: little bit. And like even when Jadi Vance said, like, oh,
Speaker 1: have you even said thank you at any point? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, he has. You're literally not listening at all,
Speaker 1: Like like he literally said thank you, he literally was gracious.
Speaker 1: And then Jadie Vance, because he's Jade Vance, is a
Speaker 1: complete fucking more on SIMP. He's literally not listening. And
Speaker 1: I have a problem with many people that I encounter
Speaker 1: with just in real life, when people are just waiting
Speaker 1: for their turn to talk and not listening, so they're
Speaker 1: not even contributing to the conversation. They're not even contributing
Speaker 1: to what you just said. They're just waiting for you
Speaker 1: to finish speaking, and then you then they talk whatever
Speaker 1: they wanted to say, and that is what they were
Speaker 1: doing the entire time. And it's so frustrating to watch
Speaker 1: because in real time we see what's happening, and stupid
Speaker 1: people are just cheering on that.
Speaker 2: JD.
Speaker 1: Vance and Trump are getting fucking louder as if that
Speaker 1: means anything with fucking with hold on with him even
Speaker 1: saying of Zelenski saying like, I hear your voice being raised,
Speaker 1: but I'm not hearing your fucking logic being raised, which
Speaker 1: was like a like a big fucking slap in the face.
Speaker 1: They would let them at upset about that. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's like, nigga, that's you. They're not used to having
Speaker 1: anyone challenge their bullshit, right, That's why the media asked
Speaker 1: them the most softball faggot questions that I can't fucking stand.
Speaker 2: I'm like, how is it? How are you gonna let
Speaker 2: this nigga just say?
Speaker 1: Oh, you we're giving Hamas was given a hundred few
Speaker 1: fifty million dollars worth of condoms one hundred million.
Speaker 2: It was one hundred million, Like, oh so.
Speaker 1: So it just went from fifty to one hundred nigga,
Speaker 1: you're just saying, you're just pulling shit out of your ass,
Speaker 1: and the meat is not calling them out on that shit.
Speaker 2: They're just letting them talk and say that. And I'm
Speaker 2: like that way for a long time, where it's just
Speaker 2: it's it's I don't know, man. Like if I was
Speaker 2: a reporter right and I went up there, I'd be like, Hey,
Speaker 2: how come your name is very likely on Jeff? I
Speaker 2: would like, how cool are you? Epstein Trump? Hmmm? Interesting?
Speaker 2: I would There's no way I wouldn't have said that.
Speaker 2: I would have died. Clearly I would have said that,
Speaker 2: and I would have I would have never woke up again. Bro.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Epstein them, Oh my god, that fucking pr stunt,
Speaker 1: the Epstein Files. They were like, they got those shitty, grifter,
Speaker 1: fucking conservative influencers, invited them to the warehouse and gave
Speaker 1: them a binder that said like Epstein Files Phase one,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, is that not the fakest cartoonist bullshit
Speaker 1: you've ever seen? Where they're smiling and Joe and posing
Speaker 1: for pictures and absolutely zero information, zero new information was leaked.
Speaker 1: It's like, at this point, if you're a fucking Trump supporter.
Speaker 1: How could you be like this? They just fucking pulled
Speaker 1: the most bullshit. You got nothing from it. And it's
Speaker 1: like you and I know Kingston, we know that. Like said, Hey,
Speaker 1: the dragon ain't gonna slay itself, bro, exactly em seen
Speaker 1: being best friends with Trump. You think fucking Trump's gonna
Speaker 1: dime out his best homie. He's gonna dime out himself.
Speaker 2: The fuck y'all are thinking?
Speaker 1: Man, it's it's it is insane. It is insane.
Speaker 2: I saw that picture and I screamed. I screamed because
Speaker 2: I was like, why has no information been revealed about you?
Speaker 2: Like y'all Like like, dude, come like what like y'all
Speaker 2: make videos about everything. Let a let a let a
Speaker 2: masculine looking woman be near a sport, and you guys
Speaker 2: make videos in men in y'all niggas lives. Like It's like, bro,
Speaker 2: you guys are you guys are so I just oh
Speaker 2: my goodness, I just want I just want the reapers
Speaker 2: to just take them like I just want them. I want.
Speaker 2: I am almost at the point where I want humanity
Speaker 2: in general to go just to get them. I get
Speaker 2: the whole thing off them. I'm almost like you and
Speaker 2: Chris where I'm like, yo, just take it. I'll go
Speaker 2: to take on board. I'm on board.
Speaker 1: Like I think we've we've had a we've had a
Speaker 1: good run. I think I think we've had a good run. Man,
Speaker 1: I think I think we're too stupid to survive. I
Speaker 1: truly one believe that, like there's there is a there's
Speaker 1: a subsect of humans that are in the know and
Speaker 1: they're just not completely brain dead. But then there's the
Speaker 1: vast majority of them that could be so easily hoodwinked
Speaker 1: in a way that makes no sense in modern day.
Speaker 1: It's not like fucking eighteen. It's not like the nineteenth century.
Speaker 1: We're still easy to grift and pull the wool over
Speaker 1: people's eyes and rob them blind and then just go
Speaker 1: move to the next town over and start over.
Speaker 2: There's no excuse anymore. These dudes are getting like it's
Speaker 2: like how it's like how to stink all your salesmen
Speaker 2: still exist in a real world. It's like if you
Speaker 2: are selling, you're giving people sugar pills and making them
Speaker 2: think it's secure to age, Like what's it's it's it
Speaker 2: feels like it's like we're going crazy because I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like, I argument this all the time, right,
Speaker 2: I think most people aren't hateful, they're just really stupid, right, Yes,
Speaker 2: And what happens is that you're so stupid you can
Speaker 2: be weaponized into being hateful. Yes, but that is not
Speaker 2: your real thought. Your real thought is just ignorance. Yes,
Speaker 2: a lot of people have the ability. I think everyone
Speaker 2: has the ability to be able to be radicalized. But
Speaker 2: it just takes you having the forethought to be like, oh, well,
Speaker 2: I've had experience that tell me the other the opposite.
Speaker 2: So you're able to be You're able to be better.
Speaker 2: I think some people are gonna be it's gonna be
Speaker 2: harder for others. Like some people are gonna be like
Speaker 2: I just kind of resist this. You know, we're all
Speaker 2: we're all religious batti Like, oh, we were like, oh
Speaker 2: I don't really, I resist this mentality doesn't makes sense
Speaker 2: to me really, you know. So that happens to people,
Speaker 2: but a lot of people are not, especially with the
Speaker 2: way we don't education works here, which is I think
Speaker 2: is that was systematic. They were like, oh, let's make
Speaker 2: him dumber so we can confuse them easier. Duh, that's
Speaker 2: just the way it works.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, it's obvious. It's it's obvious. And look, you
Speaker 1: think about the richest person in the world, you think
Speaker 1: about Elon Musk. Where the problem is people, it's being
Speaker 1: stupid and being wilfully ignorant. Being wilfully ignorant is the
Speaker 1: thing that's really upsetting me because there's so much information, like, say, hey,
Speaker 1: here's the richest person in the world that is tearing
Speaker 1: through our government. Maybe I'd like to know more about him,
Speaker 1: And there's so much information abou him that they could
Speaker 1: find out, but they are completely uninterested in a way
Speaker 1: that when we're talking about people being dumb, like Elon
Speaker 1: Musk said, verbandon me is like he's like one thing
Speaker 1: that people need to do, one thing that he especially
Speaker 1: when it comes to white people, because he's racist. Shit,
Speaker 1: it's fucking obvious if you look into him. He wants
Speaker 1: the white white people to thrive. He wants white people
Speaker 1: to have more kids. And the way people have more
Speaker 1: kids is that they need to struggle. And the best
Speaker 1: way to make them struggle is to make them poor,
Speaker 1: make them more religious. And what was the last one?
Speaker 1: Poor religious and just poor religious and oh unstupid, which
Speaker 1: he was saying, like less educated. You just basically need
Speaker 1: to lower them down. And if you look statistically at
Speaker 1: the people who are the dumbest in society have the
Speaker 1: most kids because they just don't think about it.
Speaker 2: They just do it.
Speaker 1: They're almost like animals, just above it, right, just just breed, breed, breed,
Speaker 1: just do that and whatever it. Responsibility logic doesn't fucking
Speaker 1: mean anything. And he said this openly, like, this is
Speaker 1: what he wants to do. Like, so the idea is
Speaker 1: to fuck the economy, me, to make people dumber, to
Speaker 1: breed more, and also let him have his own fucking playground.
Speaker 1: It's a win win in every scenario. And it's obvious
Speaker 1: when somebody has hundreds of billions of dollars has half
Speaker 1: a trillion dollars, of course this is what they want
Speaker 1: to do. It's like, but the biggest problem we're facing
Speaker 1: right now is the most influential people like Joe Rogan
Speaker 1: have turned into the biggest fucking simps of the robber barons,
Speaker 1: to the point where he would say something have the
Speaker 1: authenticity to say that Elon must ain't gonna like fucking
Speaker 1: rob us. He has enough money, And I'm like, how
Speaker 1: does somebody with four hundred billion dollars have enough money?
Speaker 1: How did they get there if they think they have
Speaker 1: enough fucking money?
Speaker 2: And he says shit like that, Bro, it's insane that
Speaker 2: they like the degree of like, I don't know the Rogan.
Speaker 2: Rogan's a whole other experiment of conversation where it's just
Speaker 2: like you're just, You're just You've become so stupid in
Speaker 2: such a short amount of time. It's it's magical.
Speaker 1: Did you see him talking to Elon recently where they
Speaker 1: were talking about rug poll crypto scams and they were
Speaker 1: talking about meme coins and then Joe Rogan says this
Speaker 1: like he's a fucking Joe Owen talks like he's six
Speaker 1: years old. He's like, I can't believe that stuff's still legal.
Speaker 1: And he's talking to Elon Musk about this, and it's
Speaker 1: like he's talking about how fucked up it is to
Speaker 1: have a mean coin in a rug pull and stuff
Speaker 1: like that, knowing damn fucking well that the president that
Speaker 1: he endorsed had one as one and fucking one did
Speaker 1: this shit just as president elect right, and fucking all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, a rug pull happened the day before
Speaker 1: the inauguration. He knows this and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: he's pretending like he doesn't. So it's at the point
Speaker 1: where it's not that Joe Rogan's just stupid. He's a
Speaker 1: complete fucking shill. He's completely compromised. And he actually admitted
Speaker 1: it one time when he said he didn't want to
Speaker 1: get involved in the election, but people like Elon Musk
Speaker 1: and Dana White twisted his arm and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: so you're not your own man, You're you're completely you
Speaker 1: join this fucking billionaire class because rest a sure, people
Speaker 1: get Joe Rogan's numbers wrong with how much money he has.
Speaker 1: I've talked about this before, like say he makes way
Speaker 1: more When people were thinking, oh he was getting one
Speaker 1: hundred million dollars a year, I think he was getting
Speaker 1: closer to four hundred to five hundred million year because
Speaker 1: of how much he was worth and how much other
Speaker 1: people were getting paid. There's other people their numbers were
Speaker 1: coming out, how much money they were getting from Spotify,
Speaker 1: and they're not nearly as big as Joe Rogan. So
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan is definitely a billionaire at this.
Speaker 2: Point, very likely. I wouldn't be surprised if he was with.
Speaker 1: The with the contract he had the other fucking money
Speaker 1: he was making on the side. Uh this company that
Speaker 1: he sold that owned like on it and all this shit,
Speaker 1: and he sold it to a big farm a company,
Speaker 1: which is funny because apparently he's against big Pharmer. But
Speaker 1: then he just sold the companies to big Pharma, which
Speaker 1: was worth a quarter of a million dollars, sorry, quarter
Speaker 1: of a billion. He has enough money to be in
Speaker 1: the billion dollar bracket. And then once he hits that bracket, Oh,
Speaker 1: his politics completely change all of a sudden. He doesn't
Speaker 1: want to give more money to the poor, doesn't want
Speaker 1: to pay more in taxes, he doesn't support Bernie Sanders anymore,
Speaker 1: doesn't fucking give a shit about the democratic socialism and
Speaker 1: that he talked about with Cordeil West. He forgot all
Speaker 1: about that shit just conveniently. And now all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: Elon Musk is the smartest and greatest guy. Trump makes
Speaker 1: the most sense. He's gonna fix the country. When he
Speaker 1: knew that Trump was a piece of shit from back
Speaker 1: in the day, and all of a sudden, now he
Speaker 1: thinks he's cool as fuck.
Speaker 2: I was just like, nobody is that stupid? Now that
Speaker 2: is sane.
Speaker 1: You get to a point where you're just a complete,
Speaker 1: fucking grifted piece of shit that doesn't care about society
Speaker 1: collapsing anymore because you're so good. You know you're gonna
Speaker 1: be fine no matter what. And I'm just like respecting
Speaker 1: that shit is fucked.
Speaker 2: It's it's turned, it's turned into a clown show of
Speaker 2: like what, like what do you say? It's insane, it's insane.
Speaker 2: That's why seeing Burd fucking attack all these retards has
Speaker 2: been the fucking best part of the fucking last year
Speaker 2: so far. Him is intecause he's he's he's completely he's
Speaker 2: completely exempt from that crew now, like he can't come
Speaker 2: back to that crew anymore. That he's out, he's out
Speaker 2: of it. They would never invite they would never invite
Speaker 2: him back, and he doesn't want to come back. Hanging
Speaker 2: out with Maggie, he said, we're hanging out too many
Speaker 2: black folk and having a good time doing that birthday party,
Speaker 2: having freaking him having parties with freaking Gambino and all
Speaker 2: these fucking black artists like that. And it's like, good,
Speaker 2: he deserve this because you're actually a fucking decent human
Speaker 2: being who talks about I don't know, being being funny,
Speaker 2: but understanding that, like people are suffering, but shout out
Speaker 2: to him. Let's that's let's go to some questions because
Speaker 2: we're gonna we're gonna just keep talking about. Oh no,
Speaker 2: Casey Anthony. Sorry, Casey Anthony's back. I gotta bring that up.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't not bring this up. Casey Anthony is back,
Speaker 2: and it's insane. I cannot believe she really came back
Speaker 2: to internet. Apparently her parents are revealing information about the
Speaker 2: case involving her and her child. That her dad I'm
Speaker 2: sure helped her fake the kid that's or her child.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he did. She killed her daughter. She killed
Speaker 2: the fucking daughter. We all know she killed a dollar.
Speaker 2: It's like, it's you kill the girl, you killed your daughter,
Speaker 2: and you went on you party the night the night
Speaker 2: she found out about she went out and had a party.
Speaker 2: This bitch is a demon and she should she should
Speaker 2: actually be. Thino snapped out of existence. I think if
Speaker 2: you're if you're ail out there, go do it. I'm
Speaker 2: saying it. I don't care. She does not deserve to
Speaker 2: be around demore business. Clearly, she did what she did.
Speaker 2: It was the most that was the first case in
Speaker 2: court history that I was alive for. I was like, huh,
Speaker 2: I was like, really, like what she she killed her
Speaker 2: kid and nobody else she killed her kid and she's
Speaker 2: went free. Yeah, I'm her dad knew that. Had to
Speaker 2: have known the judgers like, it's something something higher up,
Speaker 2: because there's no way when people get people get incarcerated
Speaker 2: for way less negligence like walking out of your house
Speaker 2: for a moment and then your kid getting hurt and
Speaker 2: then they get put in productive visits and your and
Speaker 2: you go to jail for that.
Speaker 1: That's how they're being in prison for smoking a plant.
Speaker 2: Like you think about that, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: that's legal. That's a huge, huge part of what pharmaceutical
Speaker 2: money now, and a lot of states is the same
Speaker 2: because it's criminal, it's federal. It's still an it's my
Speaker 2: brain's gonna hurt. Keep going, keep going, keep going on
Speaker 2: your Casey Anthony ran insane. So she she's back on Twitter.
Speaker 2: She made a video trying to be very professional and punctual,
Speaker 2: and niggas are like, you're a murderer. You're a murderer,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, yeah, it's definitely her.
Speaker 1: It's not like the like the situation where the came
Speaker 1: back and started like.
Speaker 2: Really, it's really Casey Anthony. It's like, for real, Casey Anthony,
Speaker 2: Like you look in your jaw's gonna drop. The fact
Speaker 2: that she can show her face, the fact that she
Speaker 2: can rent in this country is crazy, like like she
Speaker 2: should not be allowed it. She should be kicked out
Speaker 2: for real, Like it's insane. But you know, we're living
Speaker 2: a we live in a version of the world. She's like, oh, everyone,
Speaker 2: everyone can just do what they want.
Speaker 1: Now, what that's her name? Ain't no circle back girl.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a reference to her case
Speaker 1: or something. I don't know, So yeah, she she's uh, man,
Speaker 1: I'm tired of what's up with all these ew She
Speaker 1: also retweeted Elon mu of.
Speaker 2: Course, because because being a villain is fine. I think
Speaker 2: I think the idea of when I think it's been
Speaker 2: a long time coming. I think America was doomed since
Speaker 2: the moment that Washington got not watching him, Lincoln got killed.
Speaker 2: I think from that moment on, we were we were
Speaker 2: we had a chance to have the right path of history.
Speaker 2: And then he died and then Jackson became president. I
Speaker 2: think from that moment on, we were doomed as a society.
Speaker 2: I think that was it. We were. It was the
Speaker 2: fall of humanity. It was too late. We needed him
Speaker 2: to be around and really beat the crap out of
Speaker 2: the South for being terrible. But he died and we failed,
Speaker 2: and that was we We failed a survival check. We
Speaker 2: didn't roll our t we rolled our one. And it's over.
Speaker 2: But ever after a certain point when I realized that,
Speaker 2: like the mentality of the making America gram mentality, Elon
Speaker 2: Musk throwing up a Nazi symbol in the middle and
Speaker 2: broad daylight in the middle of people, just and people cheering,
Speaker 2: that's now villains are like, oh, for real, being bad
Speaker 2: at like straight up just fine. Yeah, they got the
Speaker 2: way to brandish stage. Yeah, so it's like, all right,
Speaker 2: we're just gonna come back. She should it's she should
Speaker 2: be so I don't see me to be alive the yeah,
Speaker 2: it would be nice, right, she should be afraid to
Speaker 2: be alive. That's like insane, that's insane, one of.
Speaker 1: The worst things you can do. And then she's just
Speaker 1: like chilling. I actually the Twitter account that I called out,
Speaker 1: it was actually somebody else. I can't find her actual
Speaker 1: Twitter account if she has one, it.
Speaker 2: Might have been. I saw it directly on TikTok TikTok.
Speaker 2: Actually might I.
Speaker 1: See this video of her in the car, but I
Speaker 1: don't know where it's from. I don't know where it
Speaker 1: was originally posted. Yeah, that's the video her in the car.
Speaker 1: And I saw that video on TikTok. I didn't know
Speaker 1: if it was act accounts. I didn't pick it out.
Speaker 1: I saw it and I was like, this is insane.
Speaker 2: Because I saw it and I saw her and I
Speaker 2: was like, that was that was like Katie Anthony, I
Speaker 2: remember that bitch as as I killed her daughter. And
Speaker 2: she was like, I'm back on the internet now because
Speaker 2: I need to be and I'm like, yo, she said
Speaker 2: she needs to be yes because apparently that's gonna be
Speaker 2: in mention revealed about her from her parents.
Speaker 1: Oh so she's gonna like try to like defend herself.
Speaker 2: She's getting ahead of it. She's like, I'm gonna try
Speaker 2: to jump out here before they before they really get me.
Speaker 1: Oh man, But you know, I think this episode is
Speaker 1: gonna be called villain maxing bro and like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put She's gonna be on the thumb nail and.
Speaker 2: It's insane dude, who else do we talk about about?
Speaker 1: Jack jack Off, Dick Vance.
Speaker 2: Jade gotta be on there with his yeah, looking all
Speaker 2: fucked up like a fucking looking like something you'd kill,
Speaker 2: looking like something from g mod, but yeah, it kind
Speaker 2: of does. Yeah, all right, let's get some questions, right, guys,
Speaker 2: let's do it. Uh, you can always go to star
Speaker 2: tank dot com, starting patreon dot com. That's start tank five.
Speaker 2: How to get a question? Read one dollar early accents
Speaker 2: ten dollars. I don't remember what's ten dollars get you?
Speaker 1: Well, So y'all need to fit because like ten dollars
Speaker 1: was at the what is it called discord? But like
Speaker 1: the discord was fucked and so I was like, y'alluch.
Speaker 2: In a good space right now? It's right now, it's
Speaker 2: been it's been co opting to put into a good space.
Speaker 2: But I still think we need more than that.
Speaker 1: So I think that it needs to be if if
Speaker 1: y'all want to keep the discord in that, then y'all
Speaker 1: need to do something. I don't. I don't fucking like discord.
Speaker 1: I'm be honest, I just don't like it.
Speaker 2: I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I don't use it like I used him when we
Speaker 1: had to back in the day when I had mine
Speaker 1: on my child, I nuked it just because there was it.
Speaker 1: Just people can't help themselves and they just need to
Speaker 1: start getting weird in it. And I'm just like, I
Speaker 1: don't want my name anywhere near this, Like nothing illegal happened,
Speaker 1: but people are already starting to like post, like like
Speaker 1: one guy at a band because he was starting to
Speaker 1: post something that seemed a little bit borderline like anime
Speaker 1: like weird shit, and I'm like, bro, get the fuck
Speaker 1: out of here. And then other people were just like, oh,
Speaker 1: like let's just like be like I forgot the word
Speaker 1: exhibitionists and like post nudes and shit, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't fucking want that around, Like what are we doing,
Speaker 1: Like like go do that somewhere else. It's not even
Speaker 1: like it my channel have anything to do with anything
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: Not look right. The discord is insane and this card
Speaker 2: has a lot of dumb But there is a whole
Speaker 2: gay parody channel. Excuse me, there's a whole channel on
Speaker 2: our discord that is just gay parodies.
Speaker 1: It's oh, it's like the stuff that we were about.
Speaker 1: Or they're making their own shit or making their own
Speaker 1: and some of them are pretty fucking funny. Okay, I mean, look,
Speaker 1: take a look at it, Like going there and looking,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be like, yo, this is fucking Actually.
Speaker 2: Look, there's one. There's one that's like can I lick it?
Speaker 2: From the tribe called quest can I kick it? That's
Speaker 2: pretty funny. It's fucking funny. There's another one that's called
Speaker 2: uh never meant by American suckballs.
Speaker 1: American suckball that's so stupid.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's kind of funny. I pulled you back. That
Speaker 2: was that quick. I pulled you back.
Speaker 1: I don't like the dark side of it because I
Speaker 1: remember the when it went haywire and there were the
Speaker 1: dudes were changing the banners.
Speaker 2: I don't even know how they had access to all
Speaker 2: that shit got way out of hand. But it's been
Speaker 2: it's been good. The person I had relegated to it
Speaker 2: that's doing it is someone I actually trust for real,
Speaker 2: like trust personally, and there's no other mods other than
Speaker 2: that person. I'm just saying that.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say this if if, because I already
Speaker 1: said a while ago I was like, just nuke it,
Speaker 1: just get rid of it. And I meant that mainly
Speaker 1: because I just look, I'm too I'm just too phearted, man.
Speaker 1: I don't I want people to get their money's worth.
Speaker 1: And I know they're getting their money's worth for the
Speaker 1: other tiers, but there's just that little thing in between
Speaker 1: where I'm like, it's just there, y'all doing nothing with it.
Speaker 1: I don't want it.
Speaker 2: I don't want it.
Speaker 1: So if y'all want to keep it there, y'all need
Speaker 1: to do something with it.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: But I know I know that we we ain't gonna
Speaker 1: do nothing with it.
Speaker 2: We're fucking we suck.
Speaker 1: We sucked, dude. I mean, as far as like interacting ship,
Speaker 1: they're just funny.
Speaker 2: That's it. That's it. We're just giving people laugh. That's
Speaker 2: all I mean. I just that's I'm I'm I love
Speaker 2: that we can do that, but.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, as far as all the other back
Speaker 1: end shit goes, if we if we can just get
Speaker 1: on the on board now, Chris has been actually making
Speaker 1: a few clips and ship, so that's cool. He was
Speaker 1: posting some clips on Instagram and stuff like that. I
Speaker 1: see none of y'all still haven't locked into Twitter, Like, uh,
Speaker 1: I'm the only one that fucks with it and I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I don't want to I don't want to post that,
Speaker 2: and that's just spouting correctly. And they're like, swing and
Speaker 2: that's it. That'll be funny as fuck.
Speaker 1: This is the fucking uh dude, the the uh, the
Speaker 1: red the subredd is is is a little more active
Speaker 1: since we shout it out and they're posting some wild
Speaker 1: ship on there and some of them like, uh, madam,
Speaker 1: I was, dude, I find it so funny to me,
Speaker 1: pissing people off talking about Hereditary has been one of
Speaker 1: my favorite arcs.
Speaker 2: People love it. People love that you hate that ship
Speaker 2: so much. People are coming at you, and I'm like, yo,
Speaker 2: it's so funny.
Speaker 1: I love it, dude. I like I because to me,
Speaker 1: I'm just like, like, say, one of my favorite movies
Speaker 1: of all time is Mortal Kombat. And if any if
Speaker 1: somebody made a two hour video essay and how much
Speaker 1: dogs that is, I'd be laughing and having a great time,
Speaker 1: like y'all.
Speaker 2: Nigga all time is Mortal Kombat. All yeat you And
Speaker 2: that's what I hate you see. But that's the thing.
Speaker 1: See, people can't people can have favorite movies that aren't good.
Speaker 1: And that's the thing where I'm like, I've never said
Speaker 1: because and no point did I say that movie is good.
Speaker 2: I just love it. And if somebody was number once
Speaker 2: said it was good, I never gave any respect for
Speaker 2: it being good. I know what it is.
Speaker 1: I mean, I can say one good thing about it.
Speaker 1: The choreography holds.
Speaker 2: Up for nineteen ninety five, very solid choreography. I agree.
Speaker 1: Other than that, like, the movie's fucking terrible, but it's great.
Speaker 1: I love it so much, nostalgia, it's fun. But I'm
Speaker 1: just saying you can enjoy Hereditary for what it is.
Speaker 1: But just I don't want my audience, our audience to
Speaker 1: be caught up in the zeitgeist of thinking that that
Speaker 1: shit's clever.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 1: Like, don't giving it fucking unnecessary flowers is crazy. I'm like,
Speaker 1: enjoy for what it is. But also if you're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about it, don't try to come to me and
Speaker 1: say this shit's like brilliant or try to discuss this
Speaker 1: as some like actually good piece of art.
Speaker 2: Just look, look, look, I'll contract you a little bit.
Speaker 2: I think Hereditary is a solid horror movie with stunning
Speaker 2: some really good elements. I think that the meaning, the
Speaker 2: meaning of the movie underline with the subtext of it
Speaker 2: is really good. But I think that subtext so falls
Speaker 2: a little flat when it's in the definition of there
Speaker 2: being supernatural quite literally supernatural creatures. Right, So, like, for instance,
Speaker 2: when there's a movie about like like like existential problems
Speaker 2: and situational abuse and distance between family members and mental boness. Right,
Speaker 2: I think this movies are great, Yeah, but the moment
Speaker 2: that a woman is flying across the room and she
Speaker 2: throws a book in the oven and a fucking fireplace
Speaker 2: and a guy sets on fire and then somebody's decapitated.
Speaker 2: Though I think it's a device to get you to
Speaker 2: that place, it kind of undercuts it in that movie
Speaker 2: in particular, you know, not that it's not well done,
Speaker 2: it's still is well done relatively, Like when she's hammering
Speaker 2: her head on the fucking door at the bottom and
Speaker 2: he's like hiding that shit killed me. Then when a
Speaker 2: naked guy walks out of a corner of your room
Speaker 2: and you don't immediately go into fight face. Granted, he's young,
Speaker 2: he's young. No, no, no excuse, no excuse young, he's young,
Speaker 2: he's young, Derek, Derek, he's young, and he's not fucking Derek. Yes,
Speaker 2: you would have done that.
Speaker 1: For yourself.
Speaker 2: What are you saying? But I was a nigga, that's why.
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: You wouldn't do that? Because you did not grow up
Speaker 2: in a place where if someone's in your home you
Speaker 2: defend yourself. That is where our mentalities come from. You
Speaker 2: didn't grow out in a plush.
Speaker 1: Naked is the big fucking thing that I don't care
Speaker 1: how old you are. Like I said, I said, like
Speaker 1: thanks frightened kids, and you do have a fighter flight.
Speaker 2: Kids are gonna run away more often than not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that dude is old enough to where he could
Speaker 1: have had a fight or flight where actually fight or
Speaker 1: just leave. There's you know those are tropes within movies
Speaker 1: that happen all the time.
Speaker 2: Was let's be fair, was that after he saw his
Speaker 2: mom literally flying like like after like like after that,
Speaker 2: you know, that's that's that's stress maxed out. You know,
Speaker 2: like I'm like, all right, look, this night is getting
Speaker 2: really annoying. My mom danced across the ceiling like a
Speaker 2: freaking person in the freaking Swan Princess having a tough time,
Speaker 2: you know, like I'm not look I don't think it
Speaker 2: makes the most sense. But I'm not just throw him
Speaker 2: down a hill because I understand that the situation he
Speaker 2: was probably in was not great. But I do. I
Speaker 2: do think it's a good movie. I appreciate it for
Speaker 2: what it is. I don't think it's anywhere near as
Speaker 2: good as some people probably put out to be. But
Speaker 2: I also don't like Midsummer that much for the same reason.
Speaker 2: Midsummer in the very beginning of the movie, people jump
Speaker 2: off a cliff and then they killed themselves ritualistic suicide.
Speaker 2: They killed themselves. I there is no humanly possible way
Speaker 2: that anyone could have kept me from leaving an island.
Speaker 2: If anyone would have walked towards him, Like, if you
Speaker 2: can't a step towards me, I'm going to bite out
Speaker 2: your throats. I do not come near me. Do not
Speaker 2: come near me. I'm leaving. My friends would be like
Speaker 2: like if you and Chris and every were like, yo,
Speaker 2: let's go do it. All of our friends like, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're gonna hang out this place. And I see somebody
Speaker 2: jump off a cliff and kill themselves, people cheer. I'm leaving.
Speaker 2: There's no talking me out of it. There's no like, hey, Kingston,
Speaker 2: calm down, you over exaggera And I would say, if
Speaker 2: you come near me, I'm gonna eradicate you. I'm going
Speaker 2: home and I'm leaving. There's no like, there's no magic
Speaker 2: in this planet that could keep me in that place anymore.
Speaker 1: Right, Look, look, I just want to say that that
Speaker 1: that happens many times, a lot of contrived bullshit in movies,
Speaker 1: fine shows, whatever. My overarching point is you can enjoy
Speaker 1: it if you like it, if you love it great,
Speaker 1: if you hate it great. It doesn't matter to me.
Speaker 1: It's only when it to me. It would be the
Speaker 1: equivalent of saying goosebump books are masterpieces, Like it's it's that,
Speaker 1: it's it's that problem.
Speaker 2: That's my only problem.
Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, goosebump books are fun as shit, They're
Speaker 1: greatful what they are. But don't come to me and
Speaker 1: be like, hey, why aren't they studying this at fucking Yale?
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So it's like, oh, let's let's let's dissect hereditarian And
Speaker 1: I'd be like, can we do something a little bit
Speaker 1: more stimulating? Like That's where I'd be like, it's it's that.
Speaker 1: It's like, bro, it's not like if you and this
Speaker 1: is what I was saying. This is what And I
Speaker 1: was purposely upsetting those people by saying you're stupid if
Speaker 1: you enjoy, if you like, if you, if you, if
Speaker 1: you think this is clever subtext, you're not saying you're stupid.
Speaker 1: And I was upsetting people on purpose. I'm being very
Speaker 1: obtuse and very but the all I'm saying is if
Speaker 1: you and I put a jump on this podcast and
Speaker 1: be like, we're gonna fucking dissect ghost Beach from you know,
Speaker 1: Goosebump's Ghost Beach, Oh my god, I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: elementary grade shit, so is hereditary. And I'm sorry for
Speaker 1: the people that don't recognize that. That ain't my fucking fault.
Speaker 1: Like I'm just saying, like, dissect some Shakespeare's sonnets, that's
Speaker 1: fucking challenging. We need to also learn Old English. Like
Speaker 1: there's a real challenge, you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 1: it's there's levels to this shit. If we're gonna talk
Speaker 1: about art. Art subjective obviously, but there are clearly levels
Speaker 1: to understanding and interpretating and seeing who's fucking brilliant and
Speaker 1: who's just shoehorning and ship and then trying to fool
Speaker 1: a population that, on average is dumb as fuck.
Speaker 2: I love this. I love how much your fuck I
Speaker 2: love it. I think it's fucking great.
Speaker 1: I love that people are gonna be very upset. I
Speaker 1: love It's the only reason why I keep talking about this.
Speaker 2: I love it. I love It's really bad that I
Speaker 2: like upsetting people too. I get it utting. I don't
Speaker 2: like going out of my way to upset people.
Speaker 1: When I see people overreact in a certain way over
Speaker 1: something that's not a big deal, I'm like, oh, it's.
Speaker 2: On, it's on. I like upsetting people more than I
Speaker 2: like having sex. Bro, it's bad. It's a bad it's
Speaker 2: I love upsetting people, and that's really a bad trait.
Speaker 2: That's a that's clearly a terrible traits. Definitely not great
Speaker 2: that you like it more than sex. Little nuts great
Speaker 2: since I love people being mad. I love knowing that
Speaker 2: your day is ruined because of me, my dumb ass
Speaker 2: ruining your day makes me so happy. It's like, Bro,
Speaker 2: I'm such a nut situation in your life? Really that mad? See.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm helping people, man, I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm helping people have a little bit more media literacy, because.
Speaker 2: Gone down, if you're you're you're fighting a fight again,
Speaker 2: it might help.
Speaker 1: Man. It's it's one of those things that I understand
Speaker 1: that people are gonna be upset. They're gonna have this
Speaker 1: attachment to something that they really enjoy, and they're not
Speaker 1: going to accept that. It's that somebody would dare say
Speaker 1: something negative about it. But it's like, hey, let's also understand,
Speaker 1: like Kings, we were just talking about how stupid people
Speaker 1: are on average. We're just talking about that a little bit.
Speaker 1: What So when I say that this is for stupid people,
Speaker 1: understand that most people are stupid and that is just
Speaker 1: by default a fucking fact. This is not something that
Speaker 1: is like we were talking about fucking what was it?
Speaker 2: What was it?
Speaker 1: Uh uh the Leo DiCaprio, the movie where you go
Speaker 1: in the Dreams. I forget, except we're talking about that
Speaker 1: that the people were confused by it, Like this is
Speaker 1: what I'm saying that. I'm like, guys, you're saying this
Speaker 1: is really brilliant, stimulating or something like that, and it's
Speaker 1: fucking not just that's it. I'm not saying it's good
Speaker 1: or bad.
Speaker 2: That is not meaning good or bad. I'm just saying, hey, don't.
Speaker 1: Come at me, nigga talking about how complicated inception is.
Speaker 1: We are hereditary, any of those stupid midsummer I don't
Speaker 1: give a fuck, man, don't come at me. I got
Speaker 1: nothing else to say. I can't think of anything else.
Speaker 1: Let's let's get a few questions at least today. Yo,
Speaker 1: that was crazy. Oh my god, Okay, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Hey dudes, man, if you got that inception, you're dumbing
Speaker 1: gay man. Alrighty, we got some questions from Marchdead. Make
Speaker 1: sure you go to patroons to start taking podcasts. Give
Speaker 1: us some money. We appreciate it. Yeah, just just hand me,
Speaker 1: handus your cash or else whatever.
Speaker 2: Uh So this one comes from Ben Ben Trump Ben Template,
Speaker 2: Ben Template A bit of a rhetorical question. But have
Speaker 2: you guys guys noticed that pretty much any content sension
Speaker 2: is a distinguishable from Wait, any comment section is indistinguishable
Speaker 2: from AI messages. I swear YouTube shorts commenters are aptly
Speaker 2: named after the short bus Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ. Uh yeah, man,
Speaker 2: the people are AI is getting better or people are
Speaker 2: getting stupid or both. I think I think there's a
Speaker 2: very serious knowledge for both. There's definitely been a few
Speaker 2: times I've noticed that AI images I have not been
Speaker 2: able to notice that their AI at first, and it
Speaker 2: makes it really upset. There's one with a penguin where's, oh,
Speaker 2: it's a really cute penguin, but then I remember, oh, wait,
Speaker 2: penguins don't look that cute in real life. They're kind
Speaker 2: of just fuzzy and tiny. Yeah, did comment sections suck now.
Speaker 1: In?
Speaker 2: In a lot of ways.
Speaker 1: There is the just the there is the actual bots,
Speaker 1: and then there are people behaving in bot like ways
Speaker 1: because the upvote system. The upvote system sucked everything the
Speaker 1: way that you people are trying so hard to get
Speaker 1: up voted and having like the best fucking voted comment,
Speaker 1: and that's all the way to talk to the point
Speaker 1: where people will think thanks for all the likes, so
Speaker 1: thanks for like they'll edit and thanks for like who
Speaker 1: gives a fuck? Like just say say what actually you're
Speaker 1: feeling instead of like, what's the funniest thing I can say?
Speaker 2: What is this?
Speaker 1: So it's just like almost useless at a certain point.
Speaker 2: Yep, yep, it's people. It's it's really bad because it
Speaker 2: happened a while ago. I think the comment it's it's
Speaker 2: about being the funniest person apposed to having the most
Speaker 2: speaking what you think I want to have the comment
Speaker 2: that's gonna get noticed the most instead of like, oh
Speaker 2: I think it's as important or that's important.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I think there's an a there's a there's an
Speaker 2: age divide where like somebody posted on about D and
Speaker 2: D right that I don't agree with right, And I've
Speaker 2: I put a very long worded comment because I don't
Speaker 2: really comment on YouTube things. I think that's genuine seeming.
Speaker 2: Commenting on the internet stuff is screaming into the ether
Speaker 2: in general, it is, it's just it's yelling at space
Speaker 2: for being space. But commenting on YouTube, I felt like
Speaker 2: it's just so not worth doing ever, ever, ever, ever,
Speaker 2: It's just like, don't do that. Find something better do
Speaker 2: with your day, don't just just just don't just don't
Speaker 2: do that. But I commented on something and I got
Speaker 2: five hundred likes. Is I gave a genuine comment. I've
Speaker 2: never got that many likes on anything from YouTube ever,
Speaker 2: but I gave it very genuine comment. I was like, Hey,
Speaker 2: if you don't like something, it's gonna be It's it's
Speaker 2: like the things you like are always still around. You
Speaker 2: can just change to what you want to be. And
Speaker 2: people I cause you know, because I care about certain stuff.
Speaker 2: People are like, oh, I haven't heard someone say like
Speaker 2: this in a while, and it's like yeah, because no
Speaker 2: one comments really anymore. People just say shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like on Twitter when people have arguments. People argue.
Speaker 2: People argue to argue, not argue to get to an
Speaker 2: ending point.
Speaker 1: Yeah they're they're not. Yeah, they're not trying to learn anything.
Speaker 1: They're not trying to actually reconcile anything. There's no real discourse.
Speaker 1: It's just talking to shit.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like I'm gonna like it's insane and
Speaker 2: it's just really it just really makes me feel bad.
Speaker 2: But all the same time, it's like, man, we've been
Speaker 2: cooked for a long time, and just now we're starting
Speaker 2: to really understand how cooked we are.
Speaker 1: Bro, Let's put it this way. I released an update
Speaker 1: video because I'm gonna start using my channel again. I
Speaker 1: haven't used my YouTube channel. I don't really use it anymore. Right,
Speaker 1: I put out that uh Vailguard review, and that was
Speaker 1: like the only real content I put out in fucking forever,
Speaker 1: other than just putting up a couple of songs, and
Speaker 1: I checked the comments on that video because like update
Speaker 1: on what I'm gonna be doing, And the first two
Speaker 1: comments are just like I just want to let you
Speaker 1: know I'm gay or I'm feeling vig because I guess
Speaker 1: always say how's it going, like how's everybody doing? Always
Speaker 1: say something like that at the very beginning songs like
Speaker 1: I'm feeling very gay, but also I perpetuated because I
Speaker 1: liked it. I put the love thing. It did make
Speaker 1: me laugh, but it was also like you fucking idiots.
Speaker 1: You don't have anything constructive to say at all.
Speaker 2: Just just to let you know I'm gay. That's it
Speaker 2: is simple, a very simple, very quick, concise thing. I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I'm homosexual. Yeah, I spit it out there. I hope
Speaker 2: you have a good night the rest of your day.
Speaker 2: Very brave of them, Yeah, brave, brave me. I'm a sexual.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. My uncle with the Mom's that's brave. But
Speaker 2: this one is from Imagine the Dragon's official Hey Chris
Speaker 2: and the two others. I'm here. I am here before
Speaker 2: you asking for advice. I currently have my Associates degree
Speaker 2: in electronic engineering and I have been working in the
Speaker 2: field for nearly like the last three years. Is My
Speaker 2: question to you is do you think I should try
Speaker 2: to finish my last two years for a bachelor's degree
Speaker 2: in electrical engineering. The main thing that is holding me
Speaker 2: back is that I hate traditional schooling system, the comments quota,
Speaker 2: sorry apprentices. The reason I won't. I went to trade school.
Speaker 2: The money I make is okay ish, but I know
Speaker 2: that there's a lot more opportunities if I finish out
Speaker 2: the rest of my degree. Any input that would be
Speaker 2: anybody to be much appreciated. PS thank you for making
Speaker 2: the best podcast out there and making me laugh all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: That's big, that's big praise man, Thank you.
Speaker 2: I appreciate it. I think we are funnier the most people.
Speaker 2: But I hold on.
Speaker 1: I want twenty seconds just on that, on that subject.
Speaker 1: I was talking to Jojo about that, like just the
Speaker 1: other night. Yeah, because we were just talking about because
Speaker 1: I watch I know, I know y'all don't really listen
Speaker 1: to that. Many like comedian podcasts.
Speaker 2: And shit, no I'm not your mat comedian and stuff. Yes,
Speaker 2: my friends, that's why I don't listen to commedia because
Speaker 2: I understand it's not even like, oh, it's crazy to me.
Speaker 2: Since I since I'm in tune with a lot of
Speaker 2: that shit, it really is kind of surprising to me
Speaker 2: how how big some of these comedian podcasts are. And
Speaker 2: it sucks, and I'm looking, I fucking I'm I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be honest, Kingston. I hate talking about myself positively, but
Speaker 2: I'm like, I even have to admit. I was like,
Speaker 2: I know we're funnier than these niggas by like a
Speaker 2: country mile. We just don't have that. We just don't
Speaker 2: have the connections they do. It's the thing is, I
Speaker 2: don't think I'm very funny. Let me think, people, I
Speaker 2: don't think I'm very funny, but I know these guys
Speaker 2: aren't funny. I think that's where it comes from. It's like,
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm very funny. I don't think I'm
Speaker 2: the funniest guy ever. I don't think I'm the best
Speaker 2: joke tell the funniest guy ever. No, no, no, it's
Speaker 2: I know these niggas aren't funny.
Speaker 1: There's levels to this, man, I there's Look, let's put
Speaker 1: it this way. Normally, I don't like watching stuff back
Speaker 1: of us right because we're we lived it, we already
Speaker 1: did it.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck when when when I.
Speaker 1: Clipped that chocolate rain thing of us doing that, the
Speaker 1: him speaking in that melody or I probably watched that
Speaker 1: shit back like ten times or whatever, and I laughed
Speaker 1: each time. It was actually fucking funny to me, and
Speaker 1: I'm like this, I don't. I was like, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: This kind of like ascended me having that weird self
Speaker 1: conscious thing, and I was like, I know, this is
Speaker 1: fucking this is this is funny.
Speaker 2: I know this is funny.
Speaker 1: And you know we're also laziest shit and we don't
Speaker 1: promote our stuff, so whatever, Like not really.
Speaker 2: The Smartnes Scorsese Hulk, that's shit makes me laugh every
Speaker 2: time because that's genuinely pretty fun That's great, Like that's
Speaker 2: like there's sky immunez as the Hulk is crazy. I
Speaker 2: don't care any whether you can't prove me otherwise that's
Speaker 2: trapping him into that situation wouldn't be funny.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I appreciate it. Yeah, I feel and if
Speaker 1: you all think that definitely word amount. But let's answer
Speaker 1: this guy's question, Uh.
Speaker 2: Go back to school. So this is my thing, right
Speaker 2: I I am someone that is probably in the throes
Speaker 2: of going back to school. I'm probably gonna go back
Speaker 2: and fall and just finish shot my nursing whatever. Even
Speaker 2: you didn't even hear me. You just commented first. You
Speaker 2: just you just you're just you're trash dude. But I'm
Speaker 2: probably gonna end up going back myself. I think it's
Speaker 2: I think it's worth while having a degree, but also
Speaker 2: at the same time they don't matter much anymore. That's
Speaker 2: the big, the big conundrum right now. I think your
Speaker 2: experience is useful. I think having a degree in engineering.
Speaker 2: My girlfriend has a degree in computer engineering, so she
Speaker 2: did put both electrical and a PPC, so she would
Speaker 2: absolutely She's making very good money and she's doing quite
Speaker 2: good for herself. So I would say, if you want to,
Speaker 2: I would say go by. I do think that schooling
Speaker 2: is horrible, and I think the way our curriculums work
Speaker 2: is really fucking bad. But it just it's up to you, man.
Speaker 2: I would say, might as well as go for a
Speaker 2: get it don especially if you have the money and
Speaker 2: the means to be able to do so, I would
Speaker 2: say try it. So that's where if if you if
Speaker 2: you have, if you already started the path, might not
Speaker 2: might as well. And the shit, that's where my comment
Speaker 2: comes from what do you think they're Yeah, I would
Speaker 2: say I agree more with that.
Speaker 1: And really the uh, the reason why there's certain things
Speaker 1: I don't do is if I feel like it's going
Speaker 1: to impede on my health, that's the only caveat. Like say,
Speaker 1: for example, if you think about it, you're meditating on this,
Speaker 1: your decision whether you're gonna go back or not and
Speaker 1: finish out and get the get the the Bachelor, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: is is do you hate that school system enough to
Speaker 1: where you think it's going to like have a negative
Speaker 1: impact on on your on your your mental health or
Speaker 1: or physical health like that. If you think it's that bad,
Speaker 1: then I would really consider maybe that's the only thing.
Speaker 1: If it's it just really fucking annoying to where you're
Speaker 1: just really uncomfortable and you're just pissed off, and that
Speaker 1: if you can that's you can handle that, and and
Speaker 1: then before you know it, it'll be over because time
Speaker 1: goes by stupid fast. Now, like you just get get older,
Speaker 1: and and I know since you you've you already got
Speaker 1: uh we said, like what you said, aa, what do
Speaker 1: you what do you? Yeah, so time's already getting faster
Speaker 1: and faster, So it's probably gonna you're gonna finish it
Speaker 1: up pretty quickly.
Speaker 2: If you just do it.
Speaker 1: But like if you're like, oh no, nigga, I want
Speaker 1: to kill myself when I was in school last time, that,
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, maybe, uh, maybe you want to chill out.
Speaker 1: But besides that, man, if it ain't, if it ain't
Speaker 1: the worst thing, it'll be over quick. Because what the
Speaker 1: fuck it's We're five years removed from the pandemic, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, where the fuck the time go?
Speaker 2: For real? For real, everything feels like it's moving at
Speaker 2: a breakneck speeds, and it's like, that's what happens once.
Speaker 2: For me, it's once you hit out of high school,
Speaker 2: things start going faster. Once you hit twenty five, it's
Speaker 2: a blur. Literally, life starts blurring ahead of you.
Speaker 1: And you're like, marw Like I just remember being at
Speaker 1: fucking uh the New Year's Eve party. Yeah, I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck was three months ago?
Speaker 2: Life? Life moves quick, man. It's best for you to, like, like,
Speaker 2: if you want to get something, like want to tease something,
Speaker 2: achieve it as soon as possible, because it's not It
Speaker 2: does not last long, man, trust me, it you're it's
Speaker 2: the day is gonna come when you're like, hey, bro,
Speaker 2: I'm I'm out, so might as well try it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but let's get another one. The King of hap hazard
Speaker 2: Shit wrote in greeting my beloved Royal Court, I started
Speaker 2: planning my annual trip to loss and recently so I
Speaker 2: can attend the Collector's XPO in October. Only now did
Speaker 2: it occur to me that my wait, I'm terminally autistic,
Speaker 2: and it spends I'm terminally autic, and it's so to
Speaker 2: spend a weekend in a whole lass event centered around
Speaker 2: collecting cut up pieces of airplanes. But it makes me curious,
Speaker 2: what is the most profound, uninherently an uninteresting hobby or
Speaker 2: interest that that one of you guys thinks might ruin
Speaker 2: your persona as cool inner at dudes, much love from
Speaker 2: the end of the list. King of bapag It dude.
Speaker 2: First of all, great hearing from you, Bud, Great hearing
Speaker 2: from you. Yeah, it's great. That's the real one, not
Speaker 2: a fake one, a fake one. It is actually him.
Speaker 1: And then he k, what does it say? Like, it's
Speaker 1: definitely him, it's him, It's I just want to be
Speaker 1: pissed me off. It was a fake one.
Speaker 2: Since twenty twenty, dude since twenty twenty. Yes, dude, shout
Speaker 2: out to you, Bud, Glad to hear everything's going well
Speaker 2: for you. Man, I'm oh, what is hobby I had?
Speaker 2: I dude, I don't know, Man, my hobbies are pretty
Speaker 2: out there. Yeah, I'm not. I am not afraid of
Speaker 2: being real about things I like. I like D and D.
Speaker 2: I like comics. I've recently gotten a three D printing.
Speaker 2: I play cards. I don't know. I'm just a nerd overall,
Speaker 2: so I like anything that's nerdy. Relatively, I'm kind of
Speaker 2: involved in it for the most part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it boring dog like I I I it's
Speaker 1: just fun.
Speaker 2: With wrestling a little more again. I'm funking wrestling tom again.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to wrestling a little more like. I'm trying
Speaker 2: to get back into that.
Speaker 1: I'm just peeking over a little bit. I haven't really
Speaker 1: got back into it yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I think wrestling has so many bad
Speaker 2: bitches now, it's crazy. It's insane. I'm always When I
Speaker 2: was little, the female wrestlers were not the hottest usually
Speaker 2: well because the stratus was pretty hot.
Speaker 1: There was an error where they started like Leita was
Speaker 1: all right, she was pretty sexy. Tristratus was sexy. But yeah,
Speaker 1: before that, there was just the Vince McMahon liked a
Speaker 1: certain type. He liked the bodybuilder, a type of female
Speaker 1: with I would have.
Speaker 2: Would I would have knocked down China. I would have
Speaker 2: knocked down China too. Don't get me wrong. I would
Speaker 2: have knocked it down like I would have knock I
Speaker 2: would knocked it. I mean for the story, I absolutely would.
Speaker 2: For the culture, I would have did it. And I
Speaker 2: would have been like, hey, I did it, so what
Speaker 2: I'm here.
Speaker 1: Jacqueline she was like her tits were so big, Jacqueline,
Speaker 1: but she was jacked like Jacqueline. Sable was a big one.
Speaker 1: Everybody was like, oh that's a that was an icon
Speaker 1: Sable for sure.
Speaker 2: But she's not around. She passed right.
Speaker 1: Uh no, no, no, I think she's promised.
Speaker 2: She might still be married to a brock Listener. Oh
Speaker 2: that Sable. Oh crap, I forgot.
Speaker 1: She still might be married to a brock Listener. As
Speaker 1: far as I'm concerned, I don't know if they split
Speaker 1: or not. I haven't really been paying attention.
Speaker 2: Now there's like ri U. The thing is that Ria
Speaker 2: Ripley is like has an athletic build like stature, but
Speaker 2: she's nowhere near the size of like the old female.
Speaker 2: She's like natty, you know, she looks probably not but
Speaker 2: like she looks like she's natty.
Speaker 1: You know she would probably look I mean natty in
Speaker 1: the sense that I don't, like, say, not taking anything
Speaker 1: to make her muscles bigger. I think she just big frame.
Speaker 2: She is a big person.
Speaker 1: She doesn't have anything where I'm like, oh, that body
Speaker 1: is unsustainable, Like when I look at her, Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: just a big chick, wide shoulders, huge thick ass, which
Speaker 1: is like you know, whenever you see like a white
Speaker 1: girl with the big ass, you just like, that's cool,
Speaker 1: tut to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you you did it. You got the genetic lottery.
Speaker 1: Wh check out. If you haven't seen her in a
Speaker 1: W Tony Storm. Tony Storm has the thickest like the
Speaker 1: bottom half of her base. So it doesn't make any
Speaker 1: it doesn't make any sense. Nikita and w W. I
Speaker 1: don't know if she's still there. She's still there. Nikita
Speaker 1: her finisher too. How she pins people the way that
Speaker 1: Nikita pins she like she her ass fucking bounces on
Speaker 1: your chest. Essentially.
Speaker 2: Look man, look man, I've been off I've been off
Speaker 2: the Sugar Queens for a while. I haven't been a
Speaker 2: snow chaser in a long time. But Nikita is quite
Speaker 2: a good visage. She's quite a good you know, quite
Speaker 2: she's she there's a lot of there's a lot of
Speaker 2: fine ships right now.
Speaker 1: They got baddies some pro wrestling.
Speaker 2: That's fine ships right now, Dude, wrestling is it's it's
Speaker 2: we We are eating pretty well. It's in a good
Speaker 2: place compared to what we were. We were in the
Speaker 2: two thousands. The two thousands, we were starving. We were starving.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was yeah, no thanks, it was. But
Speaker 1: that's how Vince was. He was just he liked that
Speaker 1: fake ass porn look. And now it's just like athletic
Speaker 1: rods with big asses. And I'm like cool, Like that's great.
Speaker 2: We have who we have now? We got we got
Speaker 2: Eo Sky, she's I know she is. We got Tiffany Stranson,
Speaker 2: we got Chelsea Green, we got Candice Lelay, caked up,
Speaker 2: crazy Chance, Alay Live, Morgan's mad popular right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's cool.
Speaker 2: I sort of got I know a girl looks just
Speaker 2: like her. It makes me feel really uncomfortable, and it
Speaker 2: might be her. It might be her. I know a
Speaker 2: girl that's exactly like her that I went to school
Speaker 2: in our area. I think Chris knows her too, insane.
Speaker 2: We're eating pretty good. We got obviously Ria the Queen,
Speaker 2: we got Stephanie Varius, so we got a lot. So look,
Speaker 2: if you're gonna get your going on wrestling too bad,
Speaker 2: it's make sure you're not in a congested room, right,
Speaker 2: and have some respect for yourself. It's on Netflix now, right.
Speaker 2: You know you're handing your own business by yourself, right,
Speaker 2: be respectful to some people around you.
Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah up, that's besides that went off on
Speaker 1: a tangent about these fucking baddies. But yeah, no, I
Speaker 1: don't have any other I don't have any other hobbies
Speaker 1: that I spend most of my time making music. That's probably,
Speaker 1: and so I don't have anything that's like really obscure
Speaker 1: and that would be like, oh, you're a fucking giant
Speaker 1: weirdo nerd or something. I don't have anything like that.
Speaker 2: I don't have anything like that either. I feel like
Speaker 2: I am well, no, I nothing is everything about myself.
Speaker 2: I'm so forefront about that. I don't care enough for
Speaker 2: people to be like, oh you like this, that's weird. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've just been a fan of the things I've been
Speaker 2: a fan. Like, if I'm being very honest, all the
Speaker 2: shit I liked as a kid, I still like. Now, sure,
Speaker 2: that's it. It's like there's no real day difference, Like
Speaker 2: I'm still sort of a fan of Pokemon as an adult,
Speaker 2: you know, Like I just I think all that are
Speaker 2: still the same. Shit is that I'm an adult now, right,
Speaker 2: that's it. I just don't partaking up the childish aspects
Speaker 2: of it. But I'm still the same, relatively the same dude,
Speaker 2: which is crazy because I feel like most people are.
Speaker 2: But then some people go through radical changes are just
Speaker 2: still the same, the same people they were when they're kids.
Speaker 2: You know, you kind of come out and you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: what makes your eyes glitter as a kid is gonna
Speaker 2: make grassular as an adult. But whatever. Some people are
Speaker 2: just gay and they're born gay and they stay gay
Speaker 2: and they die gay, you know, and I say they're
Speaker 2: just gay. They're just gay the whole time. They're gay
Speaker 2: to the fucking gay the gayness ends. Okay, So this
Speaker 2: one comes from Pumpkin plumpkin king. Oh God, you just
Speaker 2: made be blumpkin king at that moment. Yo, man lovers,
Speaker 2: have you guys ever considered gas lighting your audience by
Speaker 2: putting a random ding in your audio making them think
Speaker 2: that they got a notification? What have you done in
Speaker 2: the past? Fuck with which? What have you guys done
Speaker 2: in the past? Fuck your audience?
Speaker 1: That would be pretty funny.
Speaker 2: I would nothing like that. We did the whole picture
Speaker 2: when we were on a discord. We did one piece
Speaker 2: of all of our faces and it was like your eye,
Speaker 2: my eye, and Chris's lips.
Speaker 1: I just saw that recently.
Speaker 2: I don't remember where. That was a fucking weird one,
Speaker 2: but that'd be funny. Funck we got in would be
Speaker 2: a good idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've talked about doing certain things on on like
Speaker 1: an April first or whatever, but again, we don't fall
Speaker 1: through a ship.
Speaker 2: This April Fools. You gotta do son hilarious, son funny,
Speaker 2: But what would it be? What would be a good
Speaker 2: April April Fools episode?
Speaker 1: Well, we'll talk about it off off, but uh, we
Speaker 1: have some idea.
Speaker 2: We need a video editor. We did vide editor so
Speaker 2: I can be like one of us kill ourselves on
Speaker 2: a live one episode, and it's like and it's like animated,
Speaker 2: it's not even like relatively close to being real. I
Speaker 2: think I get up and I just blow my brains out.
Speaker 1: We'll figure it out, we'll see what we'll see what
Speaker 1: we can do. Maybe yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: We'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: We're talking about it behind the scenes, see what we
Speaker 1: can do. But it would be funny. Fucking with the
Speaker 1: audience in that way would be funny. Uh, doing some
Speaker 1: stupid bullshit like ping.
Speaker 2: It's always good for you guys to be scared of us.
Speaker 2: You should always be on your guard because I can
Speaker 2: harm you. I just choose not to expect this. This
Speaker 2: comes from just kidding. Simmons says, silly one, silly one
Speaker 2: for you do y'all still fuck with legos. I think
Speaker 2: legos are really cool. I don't really mess with them though.
Speaker 2: Never been a Lego kid, hugely, honestly.
Speaker 1: I had Lego Like, yeah, when I was really young,
Speaker 1: I'm talking like four or five years old past that
Speaker 1: had nothing Lego related, not that uh, not that I
Speaker 1: had any like, it's just.
Speaker 2: It's that was just it. That was over. That was
Speaker 2: a It was a phase, and phase comes to an
Speaker 2: end a minute. We had next.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember connects. Yes, I started
Speaker 1: with the little rods, right, yeah, had like the the
Speaker 1: magnet in the middle. You can make like more intricate
Speaker 1: that in the middle. You with the connections, you can
Speaker 1: make more interesting stuff. And there was that connected to
Speaker 1: was it lego or connects the bionicles?
Speaker 2: What was that? Bionicles were legos? That was Lego bionicles
Speaker 2: love it. But they were around and they had like
Speaker 2: little ball joints you can move shit around and like
Speaker 2: where they're like where they're a jointed where there were
Speaker 2: like little balls and okay, yeah cool. I had a
Speaker 2: few bonicles back in the day. I really wish I
Speaker 2: had them.
Speaker 1: I was like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, I
Speaker 1: remember that guy when I was a kid. Bionicle fucking
Speaker 1: blew up. I never never fucked with it though, But yeah,
Speaker 1: I never really gotten a lego. There's some things that
Speaker 1: I wanted to just have, like, uh, like, oh, here's
Speaker 1: a like a I don't think I don't know if
Speaker 1: I saw it, but like say, oh, here's a batmobil
Speaker 1: or whatever. But obviously the millennium falcon like that, like
Speaker 1: that's cool.
Speaker 2: The falcon is crazy when I really saw what legos
Speaker 2: could do, because because obviously it was a dumb ass kids,
Speaker 2: so I didn't have the conceptual idea of making things
Speaker 2: that are really cool legos. I would just stack Legos
Speaker 2: on top of each other and make like big versions
Speaker 2: of squares that are uneven. But when I started seeing
Speaker 2: people like making like real pieces like like the falcon,
Speaker 2: or making like because I didn't know legos could be
Speaker 2: round ever, I thought they were only they only could
Speaker 2: come in square and then I saw round ones and I.
Speaker 1: Was like what, Yeah, they expanded.
Speaker 2: This is so late in the game. I'm already like
Speaker 2: the nine. I don't want this anymore. No, I would
Speaker 2: have been able to I would have been able to
Speaker 2: build so much more. But I think they're good for kids, honestly,
Speaker 2: Like they're little developing brains. Legos are like healthy for
Speaker 2: them to have, for them to be able to like
Speaker 2: just sort of fidget around and put things together. I
Speaker 2: think it's not bad for them. Yeah, but I wish
Speaker 2: I had more. I wish I played with no more
Speaker 2: for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I saw the movie Lego Batman. That was pretty good.
Speaker 2: Good movie. Yeah, all the Lego move is actually pretty good,
Speaker 2: way better than have any right to be honestly, Let's
Speaker 2: get let's get one more. Let's get one more. Uh,
Speaker 2: let's see, let's see, let's got a decent one because okay,
Speaker 2: this one is funny. Okay, it's this from Pig but
Speaker 2: hole nice. Hey, But if y'all Dala Taylor's broke her heart,
Speaker 2: what would she what would her song be about? How
Speaker 2: how you've hurt her physically? Or and how you hear
Speaker 2: physically and physically explicitly? Ps Derek, when do you and
Speaker 2: Jojo intably get divorced? Who gets to come?
Speaker 1: Who gets inevitably gets the worst? Who gets to come? Uh?
Speaker 1: In cooking up? Is this guy like cooking up something?
Speaker 1: He's diabolically cooking.
Speaker 2: Up a plan slow gaming, slow gaming man knows that's
Speaker 2: gonna get us, so he's like fucking he's like ZMO
Speaker 2: in fucking evented freaking Civil War. Motherfucker set that whole
Speaker 2: plan up to have him go crazy each other And
Speaker 2: it's like, damn this niggas fucking he could have released
Speaker 2: all those super so like, we don't, we don't. That
Speaker 2: movie is so interesting because like there were so many
Speaker 2: plot diverging moments, which I think it was better than
Speaker 2: people give it credit for. I think it was actually
Speaker 2: a pretty solid movie. But people kind of are like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's kind of lame because everybody kind of focused on
Speaker 2: Spider Man. That was a big problem. They pot Spider
Speaker 2: Man in that movie, and everybody was like hunched over
Speaker 2: Spider Man, like, oh my god, the new Spider Man's
Speaker 2: in this movie. But I really do think that that
Speaker 2: movie had a pretty solid plot. I think towards the
Speaker 2: end when it started having too many things going on,
Speaker 2: that's when they started kind of breaking apart. But if
Speaker 2: Zimo released all those super Soldiers, that would have been
Speaker 2: so bad. It would have been so bad if there
Speaker 2: were just like twelve Captain Americas running around destabilizing countries
Speaker 2: and killing people.
Speaker 1: Captain America's is kind of yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: Just taking cars into people, running beating the fuck out
Speaker 2: of everybody. That would have been crazy, But you know whatever,
Speaker 2: it's Do you think Steve Rodgers is a worse super
Speaker 2: Soldier than a lot of the other ones, because if
Speaker 2: somebody was strong as a super Soldier, would they have
Speaker 2: been stronger getting a serum post or does it get
Speaker 2: everybody up to this same base point of level where
Speaker 2: you become a peak human in general.
Speaker 1: That's interesting.
Speaker 2: I like it's that.
Speaker 1: I guess it would probably be because I guess I'll
Speaker 1: think of it in the way of like, let's just
Speaker 1: let's just say testosterone, like I.
Speaker 2: Think it would.
Speaker 1: I probably if he started off being a fucking god,
Speaker 1: like he was really good. Like what happens if you
Speaker 1: give a superhero super serum? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Doesn't that enhance them? Like sorry thor a super serialm
Speaker 1: Would that do anything to him?
Speaker 2: Probably? Maybe? Maybe not, because I because I when I
Speaker 2: was when I was trying to write comments, I had
Speaker 2: a mutine that had the soldier serum, right, Like, it
Speaker 2: was a mune that was captured by having by shield,
Speaker 2: not catching by hydra, and they were gonna use him
Speaker 2: to make the super so run. He had an adaptive
Speaker 2: body relatively, so like, oh, it was given to this mute,
Speaker 2: and then the mute would just be way more insane
Speaker 2: than Steve Rogers would be. Yeah, that's what my assumption
Speaker 2: would be. But I guess it might not because it
Speaker 2: makes you a peak human. So I guess it just
Speaker 2: got Captain America to the height of humanities potential. And
Speaker 2: then it will do the same thing to another person.
Speaker 2: But then if you're a genealogy matter with that change
Speaker 2: Like it's just stuff like that. Like imagine like someone
Speaker 2: takes that's black and they're a white man, and it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: the peak human is a white man. The best version
Speaker 2: of a black man would be a white man, and
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, that's insane. That has a lot of
Speaker 2: implications that we're not ready for right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if that's that's how that works,
Speaker 1: but uh, I mean, we gotta who do we ask
Speaker 1: about that?
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude. I feel like I'm the best person.
Speaker 2: You guys asked about that in the runsive area you
Speaker 2: ask comics explained, I'll shoot him a message on Twitter.
Speaker 2: But hey, dude, hey dude, real quick question. What happens
Speaker 2: if a mutator is super so discerned some of them
Speaker 2: already stronger than that, right.
Speaker 1: Well, they have to be, of course.
Speaker 2: So like if you give it to like, let's say
Speaker 2: you give it to like someone like fucking Spider Man,
Speaker 2: does he what happens? Well?
Speaker 1: See that's the thing, Like is it is it? Like?
Speaker 1: Does it enhance whoever to their maximum potential? Does it.
Speaker 1: I don't know the rules of the super serum, and
Speaker 1: maybe there actually is a legitimate answer.
Speaker 2: Because like my my, my assumption to combat that is
Speaker 2: that it hands you to the maximum of a human's potential. Right,
Speaker 2: but when you be get mutated by other things, you
Speaker 2: are already a superhuman, so you're no longer in that
Speaker 2: bounds of regular human potential. That's where my commison comes from, right,
Speaker 2: But I could be very wrong, yeah, because I don't Also,
Speaker 2: there's it's not easy to get because you know, it's
Speaker 2: only had one use news in Steve in the comics
Speaker 2: because in the MCU, the fact that they found out
Speaker 2: way how to cynthesize and make that ship in like
Speaker 2: Falcon and Winter Soldier, that's insane, And that ship wouldn't
Speaker 2: be all over the place because they would have mass
Speaker 2: produced the fuck out of that.
Speaker 1: Yes, it instantly, that shit would be every way as
Speaker 1: soon as it worked once it would be the first
Speaker 1: of all, the fucking formula would be easily Like why
Speaker 1: would it why would it be anything?
Speaker 2: Would write it down and hide it somewhere.
Speaker 1: That would it be a problem at all?
Speaker 2: Like it's it makes sense. It makes sense that the
Speaker 2: guy that made Erstein got killed, and that's why I
Speaker 2: was gone, because that makes sense. He can't replicate it,
Speaker 2: you know. It's just like, but if they make more,
Speaker 2: it's like, this is dumb. This is gonna be all
Speaker 2: over the play. There's gonna be super so dru fucking
Speaker 2: people robbing regular bodegas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be crazy.
Speaker 2: But if back on the question, yeah, yeah, if y'all
Speaker 2: dated toes Off, if I dated Toast, if I would,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think I col date her.
Speaker 2: She's just so not my type.
Speaker 1: Well, in this fucking scenario, you date her, you guys
Speaker 1: break up, and then she has a breakup song.
Speaker 2: Huh, just blazing it raw anally, I've just been just
Speaker 2: like I got tired of it. I got tired of
Speaker 2: it like it just it just the condition of my
Speaker 2: body was ridiculous. My asshole could have fit like a
Speaker 2: fucking like one of the freaking the dunkin Donuts cups
Speaker 2: inside of when one of the fucking tumblers that hold
Speaker 2: a drink one of those. He was just all the time,
Speaker 2: you know, just just to hurt me. He would say
Speaker 2: I hate you while he's doing it. Damn, I don't know, man, bro.
Speaker 1: So she'd probably write a song about being like, I'm
Speaker 1: this dude, this nigga is gay.
Speaker 2: He's just like he didn't really, he didn't really. He
Speaker 2: never loved me.
Speaker 1: He was he always asked me to peg him, and
Speaker 1: he'd always be We go to wrestling events and he'd
Speaker 1: be staring at like Roman Reigns and shipalking at him.
Speaker 2: I fucking I'm so stiff too. She's like, what the
Speaker 2: fun's going on?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: I can't stand up, give me like five minutes.
Speaker 1: We went to a Chiefs game, you know, and we
Speaker 1: caught her ex and I'm just like, fucking I'm just
Speaker 1: like looking at Travis Kelson.
Speaker 2: She's like going to have a quick talk. We talk
Speaker 2: going to back, Taylor, stay stay there, stay there, don't
Speaker 2: stay there right there the back and you see Travis
Speaker 2: screaming like fucking like fucking Meek Mills in that video
Speaker 2: of the puff video. Oh man, if that was really meet,
Speaker 2: that's really sad. If that was real, If that was
Speaker 2: one hundred percent real, I feel so bad. He can't
Speaker 2: be a rapper anymore. All so he's done, like you
Speaker 2: can't be a you can't be in hip hop world
Speaker 2: after that anymore, Unfortunately, they're not gonna They're not gonna
Speaker 2: let you be there no more. But it's stupid. They shouldn't.
Speaker 2: They shouldn't exercise ostracize you. But like, yeah, he's done,
Speaker 2: like he was, he was wailing, dude, Yeah, it's I
Speaker 2: would have I'm laughing, but it's not funny because he
Speaker 2: was literally like taking advantage.
Speaker 1: Of I feel like there would have been I feel
Speaker 1: like he would have.
Speaker 2: I just don't feel like it.
Speaker 1: Do you think he's the type of you think he
Speaker 1: would just let that, like, let that just keep Do
Speaker 1: you think you would let that slide?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I'm sure he's at least
Speaker 2: extraordinarily traumatized for that situation. At the very minimal he
Speaker 2: is scarred into in a way that is insane. So yes,
Speaker 2: I think he would let that slide and not talk
Speaker 2: about it because he doesn't want to talk about the
Speaker 2: factor at least like that. Sean Puffy Combs but fucked
Speaker 2: him to whales that whatever was recording wasn't in the
Speaker 2: room and it caught him crystal clear screaming. So that
Speaker 2: room must have been you take thunder damage going inside
Speaker 2: of it. So I'm just wondering.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I'm just wondering about, like the
Speaker 1: type of people that wouldn't retaliate, I guess, and he
Speaker 1: at least seemed like somebody that would.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm retaliate. Retaliate how doing something really stupid,
Speaker 2: like what his asshole is fucking worn out right, he's
Speaker 2: bubblegum butt like he's fucking gone.
Speaker 1: There are some people that, Look, there's some I feel
Speaker 1: like there's some people that couldn't allow that to to
Speaker 1: just like there are certain there are certain.
Speaker 2: People like.
Speaker 1: That. I just feel like that they just could They
Speaker 1: couldn't let that it happened. They're not gonna say anything
Speaker 1: to anyone, but they're gonna they're gonna retaliate in a
Speaker 1: way that's gonna absolutely ruin their life. But they don't care,
Speaker 1: like they're gonna He's gonna roll up into another ditty
Speaker 1: party and just didd he's not gonna get shot up.
Speaker 1: But like a bunch of other people are something, something's
Speaker 1: gonna happen.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's I I look, I feel for
Speaker 2: I look, man, I feel for him in a way
Speaker 2: that's crazy. I think he at his his hats. I
Speaker 2: just might I can't even fathom saying, because they just
Speaker 2: feel so bad for that guy having to go through that,
Speaker 2: having to experience that. It's so fucking sad.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, damn, dude, no, lou what happened?
Speaker 2: Do you get out of there? What are you doing
Speaker 2: still sticking around?
Speaker 1: That's That's the one thing though, I just don't even
Speaker 1: how do you get into a situation like that.
Speaker 2: You know, coorcion threats feeling powerless? Dude, Like, we're dude,
Speaker 2: we're men, we have the we have the ability to
Speaker 2: be able to be ignorant about that. A lot of
Speaker 2: women go through ship like that where they are just
Speaker 2: unfortunately circ fuck like cornered, threatened with their lives and
Speaker 2: absolutly happens like that. You get too scared to say
Speaker 2: anything about it because they might harm you. And then
Speaker 2: what if like you're more like have less power, like
Speaker 2: fiscally or physically. It's it's that ship is insane. I
Speaker 2: want to laugh right now, but I'm not letting myself
Speaker 2: because I'm better than that. Let's see there, let's see
Speaker 2: if you're a piece of shit, you're gonna laugh at this.
Speaker 1: So I'm.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 1: I was just I just had to hear the audio again.
Speaker 1: Z it's just so wild, Like you go ahead, you
Speaker 1: listen to it again because it's insane.
Speaker 2: It's just like.
Speaker 1: That is getting ravaged. Yeah, there's just there's no other
Speaker 1: way to put it.
Speaker 2: Okay, guys, with that, I think we're gonna after talking
Speaker 2: about the brutal but fucking of Meek Mills, I think
Speaker 2: I'm gonna probably end it there. Thank you guys for
Speaker 2: tuning in to this episode of the Dark Tank Podcast.
Speaker 2: We appreciate it. We will hopefully be back with Chris
Speaker 2: the next episode. If he doesn't, he isn't dead.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: You know, y'all are dumb and and and gay, and
Speaker 2: we'll have Chris read the names next time he's I
Speaker 2: don't know alive or some shit. Yeah, but yeah, thank
Speaker 2: you guys. You appreciate it. Share make sure you guys
Speaker 2: tell people about the podcast. We appreciate everything you guys.
Speaker 2: We also we appreciate anything else do. But also, at
Speaker 2: the same time, sir, ask better questions. Really do that
Speaker 2: ask better questions. Your questions are not always bad, but
Speaker 2: most of the time they are terrible. And if you don't,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna come to where you're at and I'm going
Speaker 2: to slit your cats Paw slightly.
Speaker 1: Slightly, Paul slightly slightly.
Speaker 2: It's gonna bleed a little bit, it's gonna be upset,
Speaker 2: and it's gonna take its anger on on you because
Speaker 2: I'm gonna leave. Yeah, so remember that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's real.
Speaker 2: See your IGAs well.
Speaker 3: Well, Well, looks like the snark tankers aren't here, so
Speaker 3: I'm going to be reading all.
Speaker 2: Of the I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine reading all the names as RFK Junior
Speaker 1: wo be insane? I would have to get I would
Speaker 1: have to get paid handsomely to do that, because I'm
Speaker 1: sure my voice would be destroyed. But yeah, Chris's voice
Speaker 1: is still a little bit messed up, I guess. And
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna be doing it again. I didn't think
Speaker 1: i'd be doing it again like this, at least not
Speaker 1: anytime soon, So I guess it just worked out that way.
Speaker 2: But yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1: So the twenty five dollars here, Thank you guys for
Speaker 1: signing up for it. You guys are killing it with
Speaker 1: your names, and yeah, anybody else man, just bump on
Speaker 1: up the twenty five and we'll read whatever it is,
Speaker 1: you know, and If Chris tries to shy away from
Speaker 1: reading some of the names, I will scold him because
Speaker 1: you guys are paying good money for this. Here we go,
Speaker 1: racist Hokage.
Speaker 2: Oh my oh that's Plankton.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. That wasn't a good one.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. It's a little late right now.
Speaker 1: It's eleven forty pm right now, so my voice I
Speaker 1: can't really do what I want to do.
Speaker 2: JR.
Speaker 1: For the producers of The Mexican starring Brad Pitt Comes
Speaker 1: The Last in Word on Earth starring Tom Hanks. That's
Speaker 1: Paul Mooney, isn't it. I think I remember Paul Mooney
Speaker 1: saying that. I'm pretty sure because yeah, he was talking
Speaker 1: about the Last Samurai or something, which actually that movie.
Speaker 1: That movie rules. I'm gonna I'm gonna kill the president
Speaker 1: with a mortar. I am delivered. I don't like Colon
Speaker 1: No More. Oh yeah, the that fucking classic video.
Speaker 2: I'm not gay, No More.
Speaker 1: Shit rules three days Grace. Tell me if you can
Speaker 1: see the gay inside of me?
Speaker 2: Not bad?
Speaker 1: Am I throwing big Bucks? Appreciate you, Emma. Two rats
Speaker 1: in a trench coat? You What the hell is between
Speaker 1: Sweeney's teeth? When did the grand Candy become fat and
Speaker 1: black and gay. God damn Poppy, I know, black Eyed
Speaker 1: Dominican Gail Gooner investigating Laura Palmer's murder. Kingston gape my son.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good, Kingston gaped my son. I didn't catch
Speaker 1: it the first time, Kingston. Okay, if I was a
Speaker 1: flintstone stupid, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Get it.
Speaker 1: That's funny. Uh. But Zerker Broley gap Shotting Sweeney Star
Speaker 1: Tank Live in Japan featuring Johnny Smalley. Elon Mush should
Speaker 1: chew on his chew his own fingers off. I think
Speaker 1: that would be neat. Yeah, me too, red Rectum Redemption,
Speaker 1: I like that a lot. Uh. Let the cummies hit
Speaker 1: my tongue. Let the coummies at my tongue. Let the
Speaker 1: coummies at my tongue. Guys, I tried to do the
Speaker 1: gay bodies cover and I couldn't do it. I I
Speaker 1: can't mimic the screams accurately. I feel like somebody else
Speaker 1: is just gonna have to do that, you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: they could just do it poorly, but I just you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like mine would it came out
Speaker 1: like shit, and and I didn't want to put it up.
Speaker 1: I love the character interactions in Marvel Rivals, but it
Speaker 1: wasn't necessary for Moonnight to be called uh, to call
Speaker 1: Herbie Rob bigger, so stupid penising a bullet wound into
Speaker 1: a giant's forehead. Nice? Uh, Domination Vaughan and the dead
Speaker 1: big titty goblins are by weakness fucking flesh. Guys, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Derek is innocent. Hashtag free him round. That Asian learning
Speaker 1: Emmy one was intended to be a commercial loss for
Speaker 1: tax reasons. That would have been insane if that's if
Speaker 1: that's what it would have would have went down. I
Speaker 1: gotta look into that. It's already been one year without Toriyama.
Speaker 1: Hopefully he's resting in peace.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was just seeing a lot of uh a ers
Speaker 1: of anniversary stuff of his passing not too long ago,
Speaker 1: and uh yeah, man crazy, it's crazy, how crazy? How
Speaker 1: influential as shit is?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: Crazy?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Do you agree with y ms that dogs can consent
Speaker 1: to hand jobs from their owners? I I I'm assuming
Speaker 1: this was a bit or something and he wasn't like
Speaker 1: trying to argue that or something like. Guys, let me
Speaker 1: tell you that I can't do his voice. I convince
Speaker 1: my dog it's so stupid.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, don't don't.
Speaker 1: Don't drack off your dog. Guys, No, I don't care
Speaker 1: how much your dog likes it. Don't do it. Please
Speaker 1: Chris Raygun for mayor. I mean, why not JD vans
Speaker 1: be like you? You better say please and thank you.
Speaker 1: Miss dos Zinsky, Bro. All of those JD vance edits
Speaker 1: are fucking fantastic. Man, there's so many of them. There's
Speaker 1: so many of them. The one that meet Canyon Quote
Speaker 1: Tea was so fucking funny. Uh where am i? Hassan
Speaker 1: and Benjaba should meet up so we can eliminate them
Speaker 1: both at once?
Speaker 2: What the fucking shoot? Tired?
Speaker 1: I didn't have any caffeine. I've been having some bad
Speaker 1: acid reflex, so I've been kind of trying to calm
Speaker 1: down on anything super acidic, and I am paying the price.
Speaker 1: Let's see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, there's a lot.
Speaker 1: Of people that could just go away. It would be
Speaker 1: pretty great, you know. I think both of them are
Speaker 1: bad representations of the parties. Obviously, Hassan is less egregious.
Speaker 1: I mean, fucking I don't see Hassan putting out free
Speaker 1: Derek Chauvin petitions and trying to reach the president to
Speaker 1: get Derek Chauvin off. You know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: there's absolute levels to the scum baggotry. Even though I
Speaker 1: think there would be a better representation on the left
Speaker 1: than like no for streamers and stuff like that than
Speaker 1: asan but god damn, he ain't nowhere near as bad
Speaker 1: as in Binjapiro. Like fuck man, wait, wait yet, fuck off,
Speaker 1: You're not a part of the joke. If you can gape,
Speaker 1: if you can gape till I get home, if it
Speaker 1: means a lot to you, oh the fucking if it
Speaker 1: means a lot to the A day to remember. And uh,
Speaker 1: that chick that was in that band Versa or Emerge,
Speaker 1: what happened to them? Man versus Emerge kind of just
Speaker 1: fell off. They had that one fucking album, Like they
Speaker 1: had that one cool like demo or whatever. They have
Speaker 1: the song like Whispers or what or something like that.
Speaker 1: That show was dope, and then they had their Fixed
Speaker 1: at Zero or whatever the fuck album that was did
Speaker 1: pretty well and then they just fucked right off. But
Speaker 1: if you can't gape till I get home, man, I
Speaker 1: forgot about that song, dude. I haven't listened to shit
Speaker 1: like that in a while. La La La, Okay, thug
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Speaker 1: pov the feeling when you do a really good shit man,
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Speaker 1: mister Disharay, I've been down for the count fucking dudes
Speaker 1: for a couple of days.
Speaker 2: Sneezing is just.
Speaker 1: Coming, but out your face, that's true.
Speaker 2: What the fuck man? Excuse me? Guys.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry if I make any one of anyone else
Speaker 1: yea on. My name is Jake, and you guys really
Speaker 1: hurt my feelings. What do you have to do to
Speaker 1: dethrone King of Halfazard? I think that's impossible, brother, Big
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Speaker 1: man whose handies are now s tier are now back
Speaker 1: to stre in forever, Dandy, gay sex gifts, sween ass
Speaker 1: completely abandoned, trying to say the N word. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: live in Texas. I ain't going to Vegas eat roadhouse man.
Speaker 1: I miss roadhouse dude, like I wish I coul get
Speaker 1: some Texas barbecue, but I'll take Roadhouse since.
Speaker 2: It's close by.
Speaker 1: I think there's one like an hour and a half
Speaker 1: of me or something like that, but I ain't going
Speaker 1: that far. When Elon finally dies, catch me going stupid
Speaker 1: in the club like Jim carries the fire meat, Dude,
Speaker 1: that's a celebration. Bro. The in game currency in Call
Speaker 1: of Duty is called CP. All right, next page kids,
Speaker 1: Rob Schneider. Gross you Rob Schneider. Then right under Dan Schneider.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 1: I like how you guys are coordinating. That's awesome. My
Speaker 1: volume was on blast when Sweden said A said ba
Speaker 1: hard r oh. But yeah, okay, excellent. You know all
Speaker 1: you gotta do is tell people like, hey, he's extremely black,
Speaker 1: so it's fine. Wado Wado defending Israel. Whimsical boying type
Speaker 1: scaddiddler forty k at dark elder rape people into furniture.
Speaker 1: Dark elder rape people into furniture. That's pretty crazy. I
Speaker 1: gotta get more into that shit. I know there's one
Speaker 1: of our people or they actually want to get us
Speaker 1: into it. I've just been so swamped. Uh. He was like, oh,
Speaker 1: pick something, you know, I want to get you guys,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, that's dope. I just you see it,
Speaker 1: like I'm fucking just don't have enough time.
Speaker 2: I should.
Speaker 1: I just got to make a little bit of time,
Speaker 1: but I'm fucking running on just always doing shit, and
Speaker 1: I gotta like not do that. So Kevin Durant's feet,
Speaker 1: semen flows, yeah, oh yeah, semen flows on my ass
Speaker 1: like water poles.
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Speaker 1: gotta remember that doctor man love or how I learned
Speaker 1: to stop worring and love the cock.
Speaker 2: Dude, What the hell's going on? Yawning way too much?
Speaker 1: I don't think I should be yawning as much. Fuck you,
Speaker 1: I'm paying my TV license, bitch, mister pants freezing kiss.
Speaker 1: Oh he meant to put Chris, but it says kiss
Speaker 1: ours gune freezing kiss in a block of ice, then
Speaker 1: filing him. That's pretty cool. Fuck face unstoppable getting my
Speaker 1: name read even though I only pay five dollars a month.
Speaker 1: Cardboard Pie, Uh sure, maybe it happened before or something. Spambufutters,
Speaker 1: Oh like probably somebody else something I don't know. Whatever,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill myself. Spambufutters Jolio Dipsha, the Ace of Parades.
Speaker 1: Derek wears vassiline filled socks. Damn right, I do proud
Speaker 1: of it. Definitive Top Black five People won lebron Tookey
Speaker 1: David three, Future four, Tim Duncan five, Tom Sweeney, go
Speaker 1: Man Kingston. If if Yms can cut off his hair
Speaker 1: for a bit, you can do something with yours. I agree,
Speaker 1: you really should stop being a bitch and do something
Speaker 1: Cockstar Dickleback, because we all just want to suck big
Speaker 1: black balls stomachs filled with at least fifteen cocks. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: I don't know how that song goes. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: sure if I hear it, I'll be like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember, but just just like hearing the name like rockstar,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know very many Nickelback songs.
Speaker 1: I know a little bit of photograph and you know
Speaker 1: some of them. I know rockstars are big when I just.
Speaker 2: Don't know it.
Speaker 1: When marimba rhythms start to play, Oh yeah yeah, when
Speaker 1: my rhythm rhythms start to play, spread my cheeks, make
Speaker 1: me gay like a lazy ocean hugs this shore, fuck
Speaker 1: my whole gate me more. Uh, Dean Martin's the goat. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess he's not the goat. But I like Dean
Speaker 1: Martin more than Frank Sinatra. You know, fight me gay,
Speaker 1: little beetle with a craving for beetle penis. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Sonic fans found a way to recompile Xbox three sixty
Speaker 1: games Human Shield more like two Birds with one stone,
Speaker 1: black holed son, Won't you come hell ed? That's one
Speaker 1: that I gotta do. I really should do that one.
Speaker 2: Fuck my ass.
Speaker 1: I am gay. You know some smitchy the kid, but
Speaker 1: her pussy and her tits are getting old, so I'm
Speaker 1: going homone now. My dick is getting longer, it seems.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's supposed to be a song
Speaker 1: or not. She she pipkin on my pippa Itchibon Cosca says,
Speaker 1: play monster hunter, m M post clarity, nut Amen protocoles
Speaker 1: har harbinger of testicles, have of balls? Need me some
Speaker 1: calcium cannons right now? That's what I'm talking about. Rat
Speaker 1: Detective Boogie. I do not care for Sabrina Carpenter. Can't
Speaker 1: get into her music. It insists upon itself. That's funny. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I don't. Actually I don't care for her either.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't get it, you know. To be fair, I
Speaker 1: only know that one song. I'm sure I've heard more
Speaker 1: of her songs, but that what is it? Caffee coffee?
Speaker 1: I actually don't the I can't even think of it
Speaker 1: right now. Dun da n dun du du You know
Speaker 1: that one where I think they're on the beach or
Speaker 1: some shit. Uh, yeah, it's it's fine. Don't do nothing
Speaker 1: for me, you sh If Metal Gear Solid were written
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty five, it wouldn't be Fox Diet, it
Speaker 1: would be Fox d I that's so stupid, but yeah, probably.
Speaker 1: Let's see. These are voyages of the starship D Enterprise
Speaker 1: on its continuing mission to cross SWINGETU stupid carried the
Speaker 1: Canadian in Blancho Always bet on the wheel. It's your boy,
Speaker 1: Shawne d. How hilarious would it be if God actually
Speaker 1: is real but we're all wrong about him? And when
Speaker 1: the day of reckoning finally comes, it just cuts off.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, yeah, yeah, yeah, damn, he just cuts off.
Speaker 2: Well, hey, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: It shot me all the way back to the front
Speaker 1: or to the top. Oh, okay, here we go anyway.
Speaker 1: Startank fans are now homeless and deported. Service Agent seven
Speaker 1: two sixty seven knows Feratu flow. That's badass. Gay Sinatra's
Speaker 1: perfectly polished derby shoes sticking out of Louise Guzman's ass
Speaker 1: cave diver style nice curb stomping Nazis on the edges
Speaker 1: of Sweeney's goot tap tooth gap Jesus Christ Sweeney's improv class,
Speaker 1: or if the bit goes longer than thirty seconds, he
Speaker 1: shoots you in the head. That's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Slurp and stroke and smoke and joking.
Speaker 1: Drip, it makes lord of all drip.
Speaker 2: How do you?
Speaker 1: How do three grown men not know the difference between
Speaker 1: shutter and shutter La Mau, I bet there's the same
Speaker 1: person that like went on Twitter to say that too,
Speaker 1: Like I like to me, it's it's always weird when
Speaker 1: people like it must be like an autistic thing or something,
Speaker 1: because there are like things that people use in everyday life,
Speaker 1: and then you'd be kind of weirded out about something,
Speaker 1: but then there's something a little bit niche like shutter,
Speaker 1: Like I can't even think of me actually using shutter
Speaker 1: in a sentence at any point in recent years, and
Speaker 1: then like someone will be.
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, how do you not know this?
Speaker 1: And it's like, Cuz I don't fucking know everything, Like
Speaker 1: what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 1: Like there's shit that I learned all the times where
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that's wrong, I didn't know that. But
Speaker 1: then somebody will kind of come out of the woodworks
Speaker 1: and be like, oh my god, how do you not
Speaker 1: know this? I'm like, cause I'm not a fucking encyclopedia dish, Like, dickhead,
Speaker 1: what are you saying? I always think that's fucking like
Speaker 1: fascinating when people do that, because you know, I'm like,
Speaker 1: usually people kind of just have moments like that all
Speaker 1: the time, right, and usually people don't like make a
Speaker 1: big deal out of it because it happens to everybody
Speaker 1: every once in a while, you know. But then it's like,
Speaker 1: if you're neurodivergent, I guess you have to like stop
Speaker 1: and point out everything, which I do notice in the
Speaker 1: comments sections that like for this show in particularly, I'm like,
Speaker 1: what is it about this show that people want to
Speaker 1: like nitpick everything? And then like say, I'll go to
Speaker 1: some of my other favorite podcasts, and everybody's just having fun.
Speaker 1: In the comments, they're just talking shit to each other,
Speaker 1: talking shit about the host. But they're just having fun.
Speaker 2: Though.
Speaker 1: But then like I'll see in like a common structors
Speaker 1: like this is wrong and then this is wrong, and listen,
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you guys sound kind of better. Man,
Speaker 1: just have some fun. It's a it's a retarded gay podcast,
Speaker 1: and yeah, I think you guys should have more fun.
Speaker 1: But well, like most of the people here are having fun,
Speaker 1: so don't get it to its. And I'm not acting like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a vast majority of you, but like you when
Speaker 1: I see like a small amount of y'all, like, I'm like,
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound like you're having fun listening when you're
Speaker 1: like constantly picking out stuff that's like annoying you or
Speaker 1: some shit, And I'm like, are you having are you
Speaker 1: enjoyed listening to this? Because I promise you I don't
Speaker 1: do this to the shows that I listened to. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I just kick back and listen, and if there's anything
Speaker 1: like it bothers me, I just usually say something to
Speaker 1: myself and then I move on immediately. But uh, you know,
Speaker 1: it's just me, Obi, won't you blow me? Waiting for
Speaker 1: the swing hunting tear? I want his pelt Krimlin, the
Speaker 1: Grimlin I use ex solely for porn, and I couldn't
Speaker 1: be happier. Oh good for you, man, that's actually really good.
Speaker 1: Jada Empire deserves a remake Goaded Game. I haven't played
Speaker 1: it yet. I've been meaning to and I just never
Speaker 1: got I just never did. Marvin Gay, I didn't even
Speaker 1: have to change anything to make it gay facts. I
Speaker 1: always love people with the last name Gay, and I
Speaker 1: just think of, like, how hard was their life growing up?
Speaker 1: You know, cause your kids are fucking awful. Whenever Chris
Speaker 1: reads my name, I come, I'm sorry, homie, Maybe next time.
Speaker 1: Since Kingston hates being touched, does he even has sex
Speaker 1: or just jack off from the hallway? I imagine he's
Speaker 1: more of a like, you know, jack off and then
Speaker 1: maybe finish and just bust, you know, like like on
Speaker 1: his partner like that, Like, but there's actually no real
Speaker 1: physical contact. Wait save Fight eighty three. I come Therefore,
Speaker 1: I am The Peppini Bros. Presents Gordon Ramsey Cleaning Asmen
Speaker 1: Gold's Room, ASMR Don Donkerson the Colon swinging slasher. I
Speaker 1: didn't his name Lithel. I don't even know if I'm
Speaker 1: saying that right. S Adams once wrote a letter to
Speaker 1: the President about how bats were put on earth by
Speaker 1: God to help us win World War two. That's insanity.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. When I try to click on the names,
Speaker 1: it just sends me all the way back to the
Speaker 1: fucking top. So stupid. Damn man okay, pp nig word,
Speaker 1: Finnacles and the negro mancer. Why would you drive through Candace?
Speaker 1: Why would you drive through Candace to go to LA
Speaker 1: when you could have gotten on Route sixty six at
Speaker 1: around Illinois and it takes you all the way and
Speaker 1: it just it cuts off right there. I don't know
Speaker 1: what that's a reference to. Sweeny lex to eat Snickers
Speaker 1: upside down. Come face. It's like clayface. But well you know,
Speaker 1: maebe fishy, no freak two. Do not fuck with camers.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was grums, those grums. That's fuck man, Like,
Speaker 1: how do you not? I don't understand some people how
Speaker 1: they're just not embarrassed of themselves, like they have no
Speaker 1: fucking shame. These grifters, man, they're so fucking embarrassing and
Speaker 1: It's like, damn, this is what like a lot of
Speaker 1: progressives around the Gamergate era, this is what they all
Speaker 1: thought we were. They thought like me, Chris and just
Speaker 1: anybody else that was normal. They thought we were grums.
Speaker 1: And it's like when you when you kind of reflect
Speaker 1: on stuff like that, you kind of understand how shit
Speaker 1: ended up the way that it did because you had
Speaker 1: some very large creators and large people who had a
Speaker 1: lot of cloud or just a lot of followers leading
Speaker 1: the charge saying the dumbest fucking bullshit, do not fuck
Speaker 1: with gamers like shit, the fuck fuck up, dude, shut up, bitch.
Speaker 1: I will fuck with you all day. I will push
Speaker 1: you and your bones will shatter like shut up. See
Speaker 1: John Strickland Merks eighteen eighty nine, fucking a registery chicken
Speaker 1: apart and using the pieces for acent. All right, man,
Speaker 1: I you must have seen this or done this or something,
Speaker 1: because that's too you know what I mean? You don't
Speaker 1: just think of that shit. The First Church of Keith
Speaker 1: David gay filter b like hey man, nice cock locus
Speaker 1: farting in Maria's mouth, the torture so stupid Gex is back,
Speaker 1: and this time he's full on gay hell yeah, pre
Speaker 1: Rise Blake eight ninety six. Why do you think, God
Speaker 1: damn it, why do you think you are? I am
Speaker 1: Derek's Hereditary opinion inspired see this, He'll turn That's what
Speaker 1: I'm fucking talking about, dude. And then, uh, how funny.
Speaker 1: The very next thing is I'm Derek and my favorite
Speaker 1: moviees Hereditary. I love this especially. I want another Hereditary, man,
Speaker 1: I just want another one. I want to keep it alive.
Speaker 1: And well, dude, I love this. It's like one of
Speaker 1: those things that like I never would have thought twice about,
Speaker 1: but then I just saw how many people were upset.
Speaker 2: Like that's great.
Speaker 1: Like, guys, don't fucking sh don't show you gotta stay stoic, man,
Speaker 1: when things are really bothering you gotta stay chill, because
Speaker 1: then you just gave people ammunition to fuck with you
Speaker 1: way more, you know. And of course it's all in
Speaker 1: good fun, right, It's like fucking with your homies and
Speaker 1: all that kind of stuff. It's like it's not like
Speaker 1: it's not some serious shit, but it's like, oh, man,
Speaker 1: you just showed me that this is kind of bothering you.
Speaker 1: Now we gotta go hard on the paint.
Speaker 2: Where was I.
Speaker 1: Putting a bit Shapiro's head on in a toilet and
Speaker 1: flushing it for being a dork. I forgot about Jared
Speaker 1: fogel Wait, I forgot about my Jared Fogo time machine
Speaker 1: name and wrote a question into another podcast And now
Speaker 1: I feel all and now I feel is shame. Well,
Speaker 1: I hope they liked it, though I know we talked
Speaker 1: about this before, but I hope that they had like,
Speaker 1: I hope they read it and they had a good response.
Speaker 1: Shot Young Sheldon says, y'all, so gay uh Buddha eating
Speaker 1: Guda fucking Fuda Nikki Ziggy I like to put she
Speaker 1: she puts Nicki Ziggy in parentheses, but like we can
Speaker 1: see your avatar, Nikki, we can see you, Nikki Niggy.
Speaker 1: I still need you need to change your name to
Speaker 1: you know, hard r Zigger. You know, you know sixty
Speaker 1: five Shades of Gay Swen is the Snark Tanks version
Speaker 1: of Jamie, except no one actually asked him to pull
Speaker 1: it up. He just does it. Yeah, yeah, it's true,
Speaker 1: it's very true. Actually, I hate when that nigga just
Speaker 1: fucking just gets on his phone while we're in the
Speaker 1: middle of podcasting. He'll just pull his phone out and
Speaker 1: start scrolling, and I'm like, you're, like, you have the
Speaker 1: fucking you are so privileged. You have a great job
Speaker 1: right now, and you can't even be fucked to do this.
Speaker 2: Just taking that shit for granted.
Speaker 1: Bro, Like that's the one thing, man, you gotta be
Speaker 1: grateful about this shit.
Speaker 2: You can't just fuck off like that.
Speaker 1: And I know it sometimes leaves the funny moments though,
Speaker 1: so you know it's all good, But damn man, y'all
Speaker 1: have no idea how fucking grateful I am to be
Speaker 1: doing this. And maybe it's because I'm the only one
Speaker 1: that actually truly likes podcast Like I listen to podcasts
Speaker 1: like in my lead, like multiple of them. And then
Speaker 1: if you ask the Snark Boys, they don't they don't
Speaker 1: fuck with podcasts, you know. Like it's just it's a
Speaker 1: good job, you know. But like I really enjoyed doing
Speaker 1: this stuff and it fucking you know, like I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to be too gay, but it's like many all
Speaker 1: fucking like, I love this community that we that we built,
Speaker 1: you know, it just reading these fucking names and the people,
Speaker 1: just the stupid shit that you guys come up with.
Speaker 2: It really.
Speaker 1: I personally love it, you know, what I'm saying. They
Speaker 1: you know, they may say and I don't know how
Speaker 1: they feel deep down. Maybe maybe they're bullshitting, you know, like,
Speaker 1: oh like it's such a chore. But I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, I fucking I actually like this. I
Speaker 1: think it's when we all do it together. I think
Speaker 1: it's the best part of the fucking show. I think
Speaker 1: the funniest shit comes out of reading the names. To
Speaker 1: be honest, Okay, where the fuck was I I don't
Speaker 1: even remember what it was? Oh yeah, okay, they think
Speaker 1: the N on my head means something else. Crash. I
Speaker 1: am so with King Gay mf Coom. Sorry, Miss Jackson, Bradley,
Speaker 1: Brave Dog, the Baby Hunter Ethery needs help lowering his
Speaker 1: weapons and Halo his weapon Halo three, Orange Manhunter, Nephrom
Speaker 1: Maleficious one. Oh my god, we're almost done. This is
Speaker 1: the last one. King of fucking hap Hazard Baby and
Speaker 1: the King haphazards a fucking goat man. We'll always give
Speaker 1: him the high praises. So that's it, guys, thanks for
Speaker 1: listening to this episode. Sorry was the dark Tank, you know,
Speaker 1: the the.
Speaker 2: Remote ones.
Speaker 1: The energy is always a little bit lower because we're
Speaker 1: just not feeding off of each other's like energy and presence.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you know, Chris should be back on the
Speaker 1: next episode. He's gonna be resting up, and we're just
Speaker 1: gonna be pushing the shows back a little bit.
Speaker 2: But yeah, thanks for the people that.
Speaker 1: Made it this far. Ed, We'll see you in episode three,
Speaker 1: zero six or whatever the fuck. All right, by guys,