Speaker 1: What is a window something you use to look through
Speaker 1: a brick wall with? Correct? Play that man eight dollars.
Speaker 2: What letters in the alphabet come after A or them?
Speaker 1: Correct?
Speaker 3: Pay that man nine dollars.
Speaker 1: Because it pays to be ignorant.
Speaker 4: As living proof toward you service men and women listening
Speaker 4: in over there, that it does pay to be ignorant.
Speaker 4: Here's another half hour with radio's biggest collection of Zany's,
Speaker 4: the incomparable wits George Shelton, Lola McConnell and Harry McNaughton,
Speaker 4: our doctor of music Nat Novic, and the man who
Speaker 4: sticks his neck out every week at.
Speaker 1: This time, our moderator, Tom Howard, God the evening Lady.
Speaker 2: Don gentlemen, Yes, we are here again with that quiz
Speaker 2: program known as Idiot's Delight, with a bartererbacks vers who
Speaker 2: are so dumb they think an autobiography is something with
Speaker 2: four wheels. We have the celebrated author mister Hyi McNaughton,
Speaker 2: who was just written a book entitled Sightseeing in Berlin
Speaker 2: or hal Hal The Gang's all gone but.
Speaker 1: Here he is. Mister Hi McNaughton, Thank you. I have
Speaker 1: a poem, mister Howe, I know I draw the line
Speaker 1: at kissing, she said, inn X and spine.
Speaker 5: But he was a football hero, so of course he
Speaker 5: crossed the line by he made a touchdown.
Speaker 1: All right, all.
Speaker 2: Right, Next, we have a woman who, when she wears
Speaker 2: a fur piece, looks like she's carrying a litter of pups.
Speaker 1: Around her neck. A woman who always.
Speaker 2: War slacks until she saw herself in her rear view mirror.
Speaker 2: Here she is a honeydew melon with legs.
Speaker 1: Miss Lolomagata, you know this hard.
Speaker 6: I gave five hundred pounds of paper to the paper
Speaker 6: drive today.
Speaker 2: Well that's fine, I'm glad you save it.
Speaker 1: Oh. I save everything. I even save matches. You save matches. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I have an awful gas bill. You know, there's
Speaker 1: the matches.
Speaker 6: I have to keep the gas birting all day.
Speaker 1: I see.
Speaker 2: That's annoying, that's not you see what I mean?
Speaker 1: Folks? All right? Nice? You have a man who went
Speaker 1: a boy.
Speaker 2: Lived in the street at the head of the block,
Speaker 2: and he's been a blockhead ever since.
Speaker 1: A man, so he nimmy looking.
Speaker 2: If he ever fall asleep in a tuxied to suit.
Speaker 1: They'd bury him there.
Speaker 2: He is mister George good to his mother's shelf. Should
Speaker 2: I tell you about my uncle WebBook up on his
Speaker 2: farmer's coward.
Speaker 1: Now you know his wife left him and he feels
Speaker 1: pretty bad about it. I imagine you know since she
Speaker 1: left he can't sleep a wink. He can't sleep a wink.
Speaker 1: She took the mattress with her. Oh shed her mind
Speaker 1: over metriss mind over matt he would spring there? Oh
Speaker 1: kind of you just met the.
Speaker 2: Experts, folks. Two blanks and a dog. Now here's the
Speaker 2: first question.
Speaker 1: Bought a nice program.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd like to have you answered if you can.
Speaker 2: Here's the question in the nursery rhyme, Tom Tom the
Speaker 2: Piper's son, stole a pig and away ron.
Speaker 1: What was it that Tom stole? Did you say, Tom
Speaker 1: Tom the piper sun? That's right, But that's an Indian drum,
Speaker 1: isn't it? Watson? Indian drum? But Tom Tom? You know
Speaker 1: the Indian plase kiss McNaughton. If I had your.
Speaker 2: Head, i'd turn it in as waist fat. I know that,
Speaker 2: but I don't you get two points for it.
Speaker 1: It's four points now when it gets the sixth sounds
Speaker 1: not plase. The question is Tom Tom the Piper's son
Speaker 1: Now plase. What was stolen?
Speaker 2: Miss mcgaud Do you know what the piper son stole?
Speaker 1: No, mister Hard, No, you're having out of town for
Speaker 1: a few days. I'm sorry. When when was it? Missed?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: Boy? That is I mean when was it last scene?
Speaker 1: And with whom? When was what last seed?
Speaker 2: Whatever you're looking for, I'm not looking for anything.
Speaker 1: Then how do you expect to fund play? Miss mcnatan.
Speaker 1: If you had another brain, you'd have one. Think.
Speaker 2: Look, I'll make it very simple for you, very simple.
Speaker 2: A fight for sun stole a pig? Now what did
Speaker 2: he steal?
Speaker 1: What do you want with the whole pig?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: He was just trying to make a hog of himself.
Speaker 1: How do they know he's stolen? The pig squealed on him?
Speaker 1: Got it worse? Are you sure that the squilled on it? Well,
Speaker 1: we'll have to take it for grunted? I forgot, mister Sheldon.
Speaker 1: Will you stop making a bore of yourself? The question?
Speaker 1: The question is about a pig, mister Hard. How old
Speaker 1: was the peak? How old? Well? I would say about
Speaker 1: what are.
Speaker 3: You than me?
Speaker 1: For? So? You know? You know, mister how the Trenton's
Speaker 1: fair several weeks ago I saw a pig.
Speaker 2: With red ribbon around his neck. Must have been a
Speaker 2: pig star a pink sky. That's pretty weak, mister Sheldon.
Speaker 1: What cut it?
Speaker 5: Eye?
Speaker 7: Please?
Speaker 1: You know what's how I went through the book on pigs?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I wrote it under the name of Fountain. You are
Speaker 1: a book on pig. He's under the name of Fountain.
Speaker 1: What do you see fountain with my pen? Name was
Speaker 1: clear up?
Speaker 4: I know that.
Speaker 3: Later again, let's lak.
Speaker 1: One. They do another? Thank God?
Speaker 3: Can you imagine that they all stand nothing?
Speaker 2: Take a bow or standing of that guy thinks he's
Speaker 2: Stokowsky or somebody. That music reminds me of a night
Speaker 2: the Turkish Bath. That's all went.
Speaker 1: Let's get on there.
Speaker 2: Here's the next question. I do hope I'll get an
Speaker 2: answer to it.
Speaker 1: So do I thank you? I know I'm just being
Speaker 1: an optimist. Yeah, did you say optimists? Yeah, that's one
Speaker 1: of those big fishes with eight arms. That's anocho pus
Speaker 1: you what? Oh? No, I make you different, boy. An
Speaker 1: octopus is a man who examine your eyes.
Speaker 2: I see, nice to make God for your information. That's
Speaker 2: an ocula.
Speaker 1: Don't be silly inocular. This is a poisoner. Always looks
Speaker 1: on the bright side of things.
Speaker 2: That's monochness, which brings me back to myself again.
Speaker 1: Must be very monotonous. Okay, I'll let's get on with
Speaker 1: a question yet? Yes, what was the question?
Speaker 7: Is a hog?
Speaker 1: Who's now tom COM's pig? Oh? Yeah, that's why we
Speaker 1: haven't found the pig yet. You'll pass the pig I did.
Speaker 1: Why Why do you walk so slowly? Because are you
Speaker 1: ready for the question?
Speaker 2: I am?
Speaker 1: Yes? Are you ready for the question? Is maccono? No,
Speaker 1: that's why my life's a little lipstick on my lips?
Speaker 1: Pretty up? Yeah, I can't wait. You find your lips? Knock?
Speaker 1: Come on, shut up.
Speaker 2: You all just started toothpaste.
Speaker 5: Two.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Here is a question what kind of work
Speaker 1: is done? What kind of work is done?
Speaker 2: And the cleaning, pressing and dying establishment.
Speaker 1: You know, it's fun of that you. She ask that.
Speaker 2: I'm hoping a friend of mine out right now and
Speaker 2: he runs it cleaning and dying establishment.
Speaker 1: You're helping him? What are you doing? I'm dying? You're
Speaker 1: what I said I was. You don't look sick. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not sick. If I was sick, I couldn't die
Speaker 1: now now, yes, a minute, if you were sick, you
Speaker 1: couldn't die. No, suppose you had some sort of ailment
Speaker 1: that proved fatal. Oh, then i'd be dead. Well when
Speaker 1: you die, ain't you dance? If I was good? Hope
Speaker 1: caill I die?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 8: Yell?
Speaker 1: Tell me? What are you dying for? I'm dying for
Speaker 1: a little Oh? Oh, I see you mean you get
Speaker 1: paid for dyeing? Certainly you don't think I'm gonna die
Speaker 1: for nothing?
Speaker 3: Do you?
Speaker 1: How does he get paid for dying? Thirty bucks a week?
Speaker 1: What do you want to die so cheap for? Or
Speaker 1: some weeks if I make more? Oh? How do you
Speaker 1: make more? I die over time? Hey? Do you please
Speaker 1: stop it? I say, tell me, tell me something, mister Shelsan,
Speaker 1: How do you die over time?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Some night the boss comes down. He looks at the cock,
Speaker 1: and he says, George, go out and get your lunch
Speaker 1: and come back. I gotta die at eleven o'clock. Can
Speaker 1: oh tells you that? Stama, I'm dying for you. See,
Speaker 1: you're not dying for myself? Or you're not. You're not
Speaker 1: dying for yourself. We're dying for I'm dying for another fellow.
Speaker 1: Another fellow was the matter with him. Can't he die?
Speaker 1: Oh sure, but he don't have to die now. He
Speaker 1: used to die. He used to die. Hey, he died
Speaker 1: three years ago. He died three years ago. Then you're
Speaker 1: not working for him anymore, certainly I am. How can
Speaker 1: you be working form of he died three years ago? Well,
Speaker 1: he quit dying. Y quit dying. He died three years ago.
Speaker 1: He had a quit. Oh not necessarily, he died three
Speaker 1: years ago. That had a mean he's forgotten how to die.
Speaker 1: Oh o, hey, you know, tell me something with the shelf.
Speaker 1: And if you died last week, could you die again
Speaker 1: next week? If I'm living, I'm.
Speaker 2: And now we come to our contestants, mister Robinson, getting
Speaker 2: the folks up here. We turned to our august An Agser,
Speaker 2: who knows so much about music. They think Wagner was
Speaker 2: just a baseball player, an Augustor who years ago used
Speaker 2: to play along the curb.
Speaker 1: And they've been in the gutter ever since. Here they
Speaker 1: are doctor Novich and.
Speaker 2: His gutter snipes. S.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: Ill lot of that, sober I can take the cotton
Speaker 2: out of my ears. Who was our first contestant's evening,
Speaker 2: mister Roberts.
Speaker 4: Our first guest was how is Sergeant Bill Cano of
Speaker 4: the United States Army.
Speaker 2: Bye, good evening, Sergeant Canaba, and welcome to our program.
Speaker 1: How do you feel, sergeant just by? H Well, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Where's your hometown? With your care to tell us Red Bank?
Speaker 1: Brett Banks for Jersey? Got all that Brett Bank, New Jersey.
Speaker 1: We'll spray me with deep d T and pour me itchy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why are you? Why are you st walking that?
Speaker 3: Carol?
Speaker 1: Now this is getting tired. So I was a doctor
Speaker 1: in a soda fountain. You you want to you were
Speaker 1: a doctor at a soda fountain. Yeah, it was a
Speaker 1: frizz Ain't that awful? Saysation? Have you ansked me? You
Speaker 1: were a jerky always Bill Little. I'm sorry for the interruption, Sagan.
Speaker 1: How long have you been in service? Fifty four months?
Speaker 1: Fiftyfar mob herey three years? Yeah, that's the thirty three year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm quick. I'm figuring you certainly are do you expect
Speaker 1: to be out?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, I'm mad am myself.
Speaker 1: I see you have a discharge, Evelyn. There is that right?
Speaker 1: This charge two days ago? Oh five? Then you're out? Huh?
Speaker 4: How much I.
Speaker 1: You know? You know? Sargeant Calavo during the last four
Speaker 1: I was in the intelligence.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, you were in intelligence and this I
Speaker 2: gotta here.
Speaker 1: What what did you do in intelligence? I was a
Speaker 1: rookie tester. Rookie tester. Yes. If they found the rookie
Speaker 1: dumber than me, they just charged him. Yeah, no, I know.
Speaker 2: We have such a large army. Now what did you
Speaker 2: What did you do before you entered the service?
Speaker 5: If you paper between visiting cars, I'm not talking to you.
Speaker 1: He used to partition paper may paid a visiting cards.
Speaker 2: Why did you say you're dog Bell?
Speaker 1: You are a musician? Why that's a novelly on this
Speaker 1: pres It certainly is.
Speaker 2: Before you came up this evening. Did you ever hear
Speaker 2: our orchestra play?
Speaker 1: Well, kind of remotely, that's how you should hear it.
Speaker 2: Tell me, well, you being a musician, tell me I'd
Speaker 2: like to know this.
Speaker 1: What do you think of our orchestra?
Speaker 2: They pay pretty fine, they play pretty fine, and you're
Speaker 2: a musician.
Speaker 1: Well, I could be wrong. Well, we are indeed very
Speaker 1: glad to have you with us this evening. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: sure are. What's your first name, honey? What Bill? Bill? Bill? Bill?
Speaker 7: Isn't that a cute names?
Speaker 1: Bill? Oh yeah, kids, you a nice yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: Well, honey, you can play in my band any old
Speaker 6: time and you won't have to play second, said leader.
Speaker 1: Sugar. You could just tell me Bomber.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm a regularly cut of Asian and you're
Speaker 2: getting everybody's hair, love sig.
Speaker 1: And when you reach into the Dutch captain, pick out.
Speaker 2: A question for us, please, And when you get one,
Speaker 2: would you be kind enough to read it right in
Speaker 2: the microphone if you don't mind.
Speaker 4: What railroad is mentioned in the song on the Atchison
Speaker 4: Topeka and Santa Face.
Speaker 2: What is the name of the railroad mentioned in the
Speaker 2: song on the Adjison Topeko and the Sannah Fae?
Speaker 1: So how do you have to get two out of
Speaker 1: three on this one? What do you mean two out
Speaker 1: of three?
Speaker 5: There's only one railroad mentioned in the song, only one.
Speaker 5: I'm I'm sure I heard three?
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure I heard three. Would you mind repeating the question?
Speaker 1: What is the name of the railroad mentioned in the
Speaker 1: song on the Adchison Topeko and the Santah Faith? There
Speaker 1: is three? Now I paid close attention that time. You did.
Speaker 1: You said three? You said Anderson tappan Yocre and Alice free.
Speaker 1: That's that's what I said. You know, that's exactly what.
Speaker 1: But I don't recall the tapiocre. No, I was just
Speaker 1: putting that in. You were putting on maybe in a
Speaker 1: three song. I didn't mention free song.
Speaker 6: So you have to shove my head.
Speaker 1: Off to you one head. Look. I'll repeat the quest again.
Speaker 2: Motrail Road is mentioned in the song The Adjacent to
Speaker 2: beg in the Santa Pepe Hey you are he said
Speaker 2: it again, three railroads, mister mcnothe You must have studied.
Speaker 1: A long time to be so stupid. I didn't study
Speaker 1: at all. It's it's a gift. It's a gift. It's
Speaker 1: a gift. I say.
Speaker 6: I got a gift for my own man today, a
Speaker 6: beautiful hook rug.
Speaker 1: Where'd you get it? He hooked it?
Speaker 2: No, I bought my girl a gift today, a turtle
Speaker 2: next sweater. And when I got home, what do you
Speaker 2: think she didn't have a toytle. I'm sure I have
Speaker 2: asked motle if she had a toytle. Yeah, I wish
Speaker 2: now I had a border of biflet.
Speaker 1: Well, you let us get out of this hurdle. Yoh,
Speaker 1: got my page? Get back to the You know I
Speaker 1: have to buy my wife a birthday gift next week,
Speaker 1: But I really don't know what together. Some handkerchiefs, well,
Speaker 1: I would, but I don't know the size of a nose.
Speaker 6: My old man gave me four fans of pearls for
Speaker 6: my birthday.
Speaker 1: Any fource fans of pearls? Yeah, one for every chin.
Speaker 6: You're skiddy, old rip. Every time I look at you,
Speaker 6: I feel like saying.
Speaker 1: Is there a doctor in the house?
Speaker 2: I say, thank you.
Speaker 1: And the question is not about gifts. It's about a railroad.
Speaker 2: Railroad, That's what I want you to tell me. Haven't
Speaker 2: you ever heard the song The adgeson Topeka and the
Speaker 2: Sand of Pacee.
Speaker 1: Where's a song gonna do with it? Listen a question
Speaker 1: about a railroad or a song? Make up your mind?
Speaker 1: What are you trying to do?
Speaker 2: Throw a red herring across our path? If I had
Speaker 2: a red harry, I'd throw it across your face. If
Speaker 2: I had a red herring, I'd eat his head, very.
Speaker 1: Delicious, No little lemon, tart of sauce and toasted. Oh
Speaker 1: you should have seen the fish I caught last Sunday. Really,
Speaker 1: what was the name of it?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: I called it O'Sullivan. You called the fish O'Sullivan. It
Speaker 1: was a number one eel heel.
Speaker 2: I see no my own man say anything, No, no,
Speaker 2: no you I think he used the wrong fait on
Speaker 2: that gang.
Speaker 1: What do you say?
Speaker 3: My own man's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my own mad gooys fishing son, and he's taking
Speaker 1: me with us. He is, well, he'll need better bait
Speaker 1: than that.
Speaker 5: You know, I'm speaking about fishing. My sister caught a
Speaker 5: big fish last summer. Yeah, she called a big fish.
Speaker 5: He's my brother in law.
Speaker 1: Now, charming fellow. He is too, has small eyes, no
Speaker 1: ambition love, gentlemen. Excuse me for calling you gentlemen. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get the name of a railroad. Why where
Speaker 1: do you want to go? I don't want to go anywhere.
Speaker 1: What you want with a railroad? Johnny be what a fight?
Speaker 2: Get back the back door. The merry went always in
Speaker 2: bad shape of knight.
Speaker 7: Got a god yes, y.
Speaker 1: Y ye, like a hurricane boy, not a concession.
Speaker 4: Please, a young lady, I know you're very happy to
Speaker 4: meet mister Howard. Sergeant you're a Lloyd of the Women's
Speaker 4: Army Corps.
Speaker 1: Thank you, and got into Miss Lyd and welcome to
Speaker 1: it paces me rather welcome, Miss Lloyd. How do you
Speaker 1: do charming? Yes, man lovely? Yeah, miss Lloyd. I saw
Speaker 1: your picture, you know, Lloyd's of London. I know a
Speaker 1: Sisney seller, Lloyd chous. Pay no attention to the mis Lloyd.
Speaker 1: We're gonna feed them in a minute. How do you
Speaker 1: feel this evening? I feel very fine? Well, you certainly do.
Speaker 2: Look at I must say, where's your hometown? With your
Speaker 2: care to tell us?
Speaker 1: Tennessee? Chananooga, Tennessee? My word, what a coincidence. I used
Speaker 1: to live in that town. You know you did?
Speaker 5: I lived there when I was a barefoot boy. I
Speaker 5: just went back there last month. Why did you go
Speaker 5: back to get my shoes down?
Speaker 1: I saw the man on the corner.
Speaker 2: All right, even with your shoes, you haven't improved your status, honey,
Speaker 2: he hasn't improved this What you wouldn't understand such things?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I would? You can tell me, mister Howard.
Speaker 1: I know all about the Boyds, and.
Speaker 7: The bees have a mine.
Speaker 1: They don't tell some of the missa, what are you
Speaker 1: doing here in New York? I'm stationed here all you're
Speaker 1: working here? How long you been here? Two and a
Speaker 1: half years? Oh, two and a half years?
Speaker 2: That I guess you've seen quite a lot of our
Speaker 2: city quite a bit. How do you like it?
Speaker 5: Very much?
Speaker 1: Well, that's fine doing anything tonight. I am mister Shelton,
Speaker 1: very very charming lady.
Speaker 5: You know, I'll say, lovely eyes and hair cutest can
Speaker 5: be very beautiful.
Speaker 1: I like for immensely. I mean that very charming piece
Speaker 1: of brick up brack. I'd said, say, would you mind
Speaker 1: tell me? Why would you mind telling me?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: You too?
Speaker 1: Are mumbling about it from little ree?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 1: Where your button? I'm sorry for this, young dumb cluck.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm sorry for you, missus Lloyd. Are you married?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I see now you're having a good time in New York,
Speaker 1: a very good time.
Speaker 4: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: Then your husband is not with you?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: But how I look at that uniform?
Speaker 2: Are you looking at that uniform like an elephant and
Speaker 2: a revolving door?
Speaker 1: That's that's what express you have on this? Forcconnor you
Speaker 1: like it? I wear this just the cheese? Uh huh?
Speaker 1: That's your age. Who are you going to tease? Your reason?
Speaker 1: The dust gotamping out a quite as far as please?
Speaker 2: And would you kindly read the question, miss Lloyd?
Speaker 1: Just take your time what color is a blue serge suit?
Speaker 1: Thank you? No help from the audience? What color is
Speaker 1: a blue scard suit? But what size is the suit?
Speaker 2: I expect that that the size doesn't make any difference.
Speaker 8: Mister how that's a serious remark. I think I have
Speaker 8: a hot me. The size doesn't make any different Why
Speaker 8: do you think they have to try and shoot on?
Speaker 8: Why are you they have a suit? Also answer me
Speaker 8: that e's a can which I doubt. If you ask
Speaker 8: me what you might ah play?
Speaker 2: I said, yellum, did you ever win a prize for
Speaker 2: being stupid?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: But I'm not. I put it my pry. I bet
Speaker 1: you're good without trying. The question is what color is
Speaker 1: a blue search suit? Do you know? Miss Waccono, I might?
Speaker 1: What do you mean you might?
Speaker 2: If you can answer the question, why don't you raise
Speaker 2: your head? I can't my girdles two type, I say,
Speaker 2: I haven't got a two way stretch.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get on there. You know what color
Speaker 1: blue search suit is?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: Single breasted or double?
Speaker 1: That does? I'm mag an ay devis. I'm not talking
Speaker 1: about the style. I'm all about the color. Speaking of suits,
Speaker 1: you know, it reminds me I'm just got a new
Speaker 1: dress suit. Do you think I look good? Entails? It's
Speaker 1: a how why not your ancestors? Did you know? I
Speaker 1: went into a storty day.
Speaker 5: I sent to the salesman, I'd like to see something
Speaker 5: cheap in the suit, and he says, certainly, look right
Speaker 5: in this mirror.
Speaker 1: That is a bad looking suit you have on nomatter
Speaker 1: Sheldon doesn't wear well or wears all right. Of course,
Speaker 1: all pants wear out in the end. In the end. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's probably the sheet of your trouble. Yeah, that's the seed.
Speaker 1: Take tell me, mister mcgartan, why would you rather have
Speaker 1: a wife or a pair of pants? Or a pair
Speaker 1: of pants? You can go any place without a wife.
Speaker 6: My own man's always getting starred me for taking spots out.
Speaker 1: Of his suits. Why why should he get soft? You're
Speaker 1: taking spots out of his suits?
Speaker 2: They're ten spots now I plays answer the question what
Speaker 2: colors a blue side suit?
Speaker 6: I read in the paper while they're making the women's
Speaker 6: just as out of glass.
Speaker 1: Really, I'll have to look into that. Where did you
Speaker 1: look at that thresh you'll have on? I made myself.
Speaker 2: Don't you think it matches my face?
Speaker 1: Yes? I know? He since the Cardine played it. You
Speaker 1: should talk, you asked the bill. All you buy all
Speaker 1: your suits with building chess? Thank you, miss macconnell nicely.
Speaker 1: I think you look nice in that dress. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I think your nice messus well, thank you.
Speaker 2: These are my glad rags, Yes, glad rags on a
Speaker 2: sad sack.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I went shopping yesterday and I was in the
Speaker 1: quandary quardry. What kind of a car is that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You see, I went into a store on Fifth having
Speaker 1: you to buy a suit, but the salesman didn't have
Speaker 1: anything I like, so he said, would you.
Speaker 5: Like to try on that suit in the window? I said,
Speaker 5: my word, wouldn't draw a bit of a cloudy?
Speaker 1: He said, thank you.
Speaker 2: Well, I see miss lazy telling me all my time
Speaker 2: is up, so we'll just have to call it off
Speaker 2: until this time next week. Now here is that young
Speaker 2: man with a voice like a nineteen ten match Well
Speaker 2: to tell you.
Speaker 1: What we mean when we say it pay to be ignorin,
Speaker 1: to be dumb, to be don to be paid to
Speaker 1: be ignoring.
Speaker 2: Just like me.
Speaker 1: When I was just a school kid, I wasn't off
Speaker 1: flee by. I had a fruzy teach you who maybe
Speaker 1: day sign off be with us again next week.
Speaker 4: And here it proven again by Tom Howard, Lodol, McConnell's,
Speaker 4: George Shelton.
Speaker 1: And Harry McNaughton that it pays to be ignorant. Then Roberts,
Speaker 1: thinking this is the Armed Forces Radio Service,