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<v Speaker 1>What is a window something you use to look through

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<v Speaker 1>a brick wall with? Correct? Play that man eight dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>What letters in the alphabet come after A or them?

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<v Speaker 1>Correct?

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<v Speaker 3>Pay that man nine dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it pays to be ignorant.

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<v Speaker 4>As living proof toward you service men and women listening

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<v Speaker 4>in over there, that it does pay to be ignorant.

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<v Speaker 4>Here's another half hour with radio's biggest collection of Zany's,

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<v Speaker 4>the incomparable wits George Shelton, Lola McConnell and Harry McNaughton,

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<v Speaker 4>our doctor of music Nat Novic, and the man who

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<v Speaker 4>sticks his neck out every week at.

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<v Speaker 1>This time, our moderator, Tom Howard, God the evening Lady.

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<v Speaker 2>Don gentlemen, Yes, we are here again with that quiz

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<v Speaker 2>program known as Idiot's Delight, with a bartererbacks vers who

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<v Speaker 2>are so dumb they think an autobiography is something with

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<v Speaker 2>four wheels. We have the celebrated author mister Hyi McNaughton,

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<v Speaker 2>who was just written a book entitled Sightseeing in Berlin

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<v Speaker 2>or hal Hal The Gang's all gone but.

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<v Speaker 1>Here he is. Mister Hi McNaughton, Thank you. I have

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<v Speaker 1>a poem, mister Howe, I know I draw the line

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<v Speaker 1>at kissing, she said, inn X and spine.

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<v Speaker 5>But he was a football hero, so of course he

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<v Speaker 5>crossed the line by he made a touchdown.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Next, we have a woman who, when she wears

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<v Speaker 2>a fur piece, looks like she's carrying a litter of pups.

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<v Speaker 1>Around her neck. A woman who always.

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<v Speaker 2>War slacks until she saw herself in her rear view mirror.

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<v Speaker 2>Here she is a honeydew melon with legs.

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<v Speaker 1>Miss Lolomagata, you know this hard.

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<v Speaker 6>I gave five hundred pounds of paper to the paper

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<v Speaker 6>drive today.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's fine, I'm glad you save it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh. I save everything. I even save matches. You save matches. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I have an awful gas bill. You know, there's

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<v Speaker 1>the matches.

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<v Speaker 6>I have to keep the gas birting all day.

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<v Speaker 1>I see.

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<v Speaker 2>That's annoying, that's not you see what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Folks? All right? Nice? You have a man who went

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<v Speaker 1>a boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Lived in the street at the head of the block,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's been a blockhead ever since.

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<v Speaker 1>A man, so he nimmy looking.

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<v Speaker 2>If he ever fall asleep in a tuxied to suit.

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<v Speaker 1>They'd bury him there.

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<v Speaker 2>He is mister George good to his mother's shelf. Should

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you about my uncle WebBook up on his

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<v Speaker 2>farmer's coward.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you know his wife left him and he feels

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<v Speaker 1>pretty bad about it. I imagine you know since she

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<v Speaker 1>left he can't sleep a wink. He can't sleep a wink.

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<v Speaker 1>She took the mattress with her. Oh shed her mind

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<v Speaker 1>over metriss mind over matt he would spring there? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>kind of you just met the.

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<v Speaker 2>Experts, folks. Two blanks and a dog. Now here's the

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<v Speaker 2>first question.

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<v Speaker 1>Bought a nice program.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'd like to have you answered if you can.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the question in the nursery rhyme, Tom Tom the

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<v Speaker 2>Piper's son, stole a pig and away ron.

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<v Speaker 1>What was it that Tom stole? Did you say, Tom

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<v Speaker 1>Tom the piper sun? That's right, But that's an Indian drum,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it? Watson? Indian drum? But Tom Tom? You know

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<v Speaker 1>the Indian plase kiss McNaughton. If I had your.

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<v Speaker 2>Head, i'd turn it in as waist fat. I know that,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't you get two points for it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's four points now when it gets the sixth sounds

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<v Speaker 1>not plase. The question is Tom Tom the Piper's son

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<v Speaker 1>Now plase. What was stolen?

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<v Speaker 2>Miss mcgaud Do you know what the piper son stole?

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<v Speaker 1>No, mister Hard, No, you're having out of town for

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<v Speaker 1>a few days. I'm sorry. When when was it? Missed?

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<v Speaker 2>So?

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<v Speaker 1>Boy? That is I mean when was it last scene?

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<v Speaker 1>And with whom? When was what last seed?

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever you're looking for, I'm not looking for anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Then how do you expect to fund play? Miss mcnatan.

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<v Speaker 1>If you had another brain, you'd have one. Think.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I'll make it very simple for you, very simple.

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<v Speaker 2>A fight for sun stole a pig? Now what did

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<v Speaker 2>he steal?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you want with the whole pig?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>He was just trying to make a hog of himself.

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<v Speaker 1>How do they know he's stolen? The pig squealed on him?

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<v Speaker 1>Got it worse? Are you sure that the squilled on it? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll have to take it for grunted? I forgot, mister Sheldon.

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<v Speaker 1>Will you stop making a bore of yourself? The question?

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<v Speaker 1>The question is about a pig, mister Hard. How old

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<v Speaker 1>was the peak? How old? Well? I would say about

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<v Speaker 1>what are.

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<v Speaker 3>You than me?

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<v Speaker 1>For? So? You know? You know, mister how the Trenton's

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<v Speaker 1>fair several weeks ago I saw a pig.

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<v Speaker 2>With red ribbon around his neck. Must have been a

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<v Speaker 2>pig star a pink sky. That's pretty weak, mister Sheldon.

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<v Speaker 1>What cut it?

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<v Speaker 5>Eye?

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<v Speaker 7>Please?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's how I went through the book on pigs?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I wrote it under the name of Fountain. You are

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<v Speaker 1>a book on pig. He's under the name of Fountain.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you see fountain with my pen? Name was

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<v Speaker 1>clear up?

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<v Speaker 4>I know that.

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<v Speaker 3>Later again, let's lak.

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<v Speaker 1>One. They do another? Thank God?

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<v Speaker 3>Can you imagine that they all stand nothing?

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<v Speaker 2>Take a bow or standing of that guy thinks he's

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<v Speaker 2>Stokowsky or somebody. That music reminds me of a night

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<v Speaker 2>the Turkish Bath. That's all went.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get on there.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the next question. I do hope I'll get an

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<v Speaker 2>answer to it.

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<v Speaker 1>So do I thank you? I know I'm just being

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<v Speaker 1>an optimist. Yeah, did you say optimists? Yeah, that's one

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<v Speaker 1>of those big fishes with eight arms. That's anocho pus

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<v Speaker 1>you what? Oh? No, I make you different, boy. An

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<v Speaker 1>octopus is a man who examine your eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>I see, nice to make God for your information. That's

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<v Speaker 2>an ocula.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't be silly inocular. This is a poisoner. Always looks

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<v Speaker 1>on the bright side of things.

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<v Speaker 2>That's monochness, which brings me back to myself again.

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<v Speaker 1>Must be very monotonous. Okay, I'll let's get on with

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<v Speaker 1>a question yet? Yes, what was the question?

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<v Speaker 7>Is a hog?

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<v Speaker 1>Who's now tom COM's pig? Oh? Yeah, that's why we

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<v Speaker 1>haven't found the pig yet. You'll pass the pig I did.

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<v Speaker 1>Why Why do you walk so slowly? Because are you

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<v Speaker 1>ready for the question?

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<v Speaker 2>I am?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Are you ready for the question? Is maccono? No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why my life's a little lipstick on my lips?

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty up? Yeah, I can't wait. You find your lips? Knock?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>You all just started toothpaste.

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<v Speaker 5>Two.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. Here is a question what kind of work

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<v Speaker 1>is done? What kind of work is done?

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<v Speaker 2>And the cleaning, pressing and dying establishment.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's fun of that you. She ask that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm hoping a friend of mine out right now and

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<v Speaker 2>he runs it cleaning and dying establishment.

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<v Speaker 1>You're helping him? What are you doing? I'm dying? You're

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<v Speaker 1>what I said I was. You don't look sick. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sick. If I was sick, I couldn't die

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<v Speaker 1>now now, yes, a minute, if you were sick, you

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't die. No, suppose you had some sort of ailment

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<v Speaker 1>that proved fatal. Oh, then i'd be dead. Well when

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<v Speaker 1>you die, ain't you dance? If I was good? Hope

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<v Speaker 1>caill I die?

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<v Speaker 3>Please?

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<v Speaker 8>Yell?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me? What are you dying for? I'm dying for

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<v Speaker 1>a little Oh? Oh, I see you mean you get

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<v Speaker 1>paid for dyeing? Certainly you don't think I'm gonna die

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<v Speaker 1>for nothing?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you?

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<v Speaker 1>How does he get paid for dying? Thirty bucks a week?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you want to die so cheap for? Or

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<v Speaker 1>some weeks if I make more? Oh? How do you

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<v Speaker 1>make more? I die over time? Hey? Do you please

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<v Speaker 1>stop it? I say, tell me, tell me something, mister Shelsan,

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<v Speaker 1>How do you die over time?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Some night the boss comes down. He looks at the cock,

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<v Speaker 1>and he says, George, go out and get your lunch

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<v Speaker 1>and come back. I gotta die at eleven o'clock. Can

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<v Speaker 1>oh tells you that? Stama, I'm dying for you. See,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not dying for myself? Or you're not. You're not

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<v Speaker 1>dying for yourself. We're dying for I'm dying for another fellow.

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<v Speaker 1>Another fellow was the matter with him. Can't he die?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sure, but he don't have to die now. He

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<v Speaker 1>used to die. He used to die. Hey, he died

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<v Speaker 1>three years ago. He died three years ago. Then you're

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<v Speaker 1>not working for him anymore, certainly I am. How can

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<v Speaker 1>you be working form of he died three years ago? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he quit dying. Y quit dying. He died three years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>He had a quit. Oh not necessarily, he died three

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<v Speaker 1>years ago. That had a mean he's forgotten how to die.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh o, hey, you know, tell me something with the shelf.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you died last week, could you die again

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<v Speaker 1>next week? If I'm living, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>And now we come to our contestants, mister Robinson, getting

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<v Speaker 2>the folks up here. We turned to our august An Agser,

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<v Speaker 2>who knows so much about music. They think Wagner was

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<v Speaker 2>just a baseball player, an Augustor who years ago used

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<v Speaker 2>to play along the curb.

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<v Speaker 1>And they've been in the gutter ever since. Here they

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<v Speaker 1>are doctor Novich and.

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<v Speaker 2>His gutter snipes. S.

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Ill lot of that, sober I can take the cotton

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<v Speaker 2>out of my ears. Who was our first contestant's evening,

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<v Speaker 2>mister Roberts.

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<v Speaker 4>Our first guest was how is Sergeant Bill Cano of

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<v Speaker 4>the United States Army.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye, good evening, Sergeant Canaba, and welcome to our program.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you feel, sergeant just by? H Well, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Where's your hometown? With your care to tell us Red Bank?

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<v Speaker 1>Brett Banks for Jersey? Got all that Brett Bank, New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll spray me with deep d T and pour me itchy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>why are you? Why are you st walking that?

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<v Speaker 3>Carol?

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<v Speaker 1>Now this is getting tired. So I was a doctor

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<v Speaker 1>in a soda fountain. You you want to you were

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<v Speaker 1>a doctor at a soda fountain. Yeah, it was a

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<v Speaker 1>frizz Ain't that awful? Saysation? Have you ansked me? You

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<v Speaker 1>were a jerky always Bill Little. I'm sorry for the interruption, Sagan.

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<v Speaker 1>How long have you been in service? Fifty four months?

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<v Speaker 1>Fiftyfar mob herey three years? Yeah, that's the thirty three year. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm quick. I'm figuring you certainly are do you expect

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<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute, I'm mad am myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I see you have a discharge, Evelyn. There is that right?

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<v Speaker 1>This charge two days ago? Oh five? Then you're out? Huh?

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<v Speaker 4>How much I.

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<v Speaker 1>You know? You know? Sargeant Calavo during the last four

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<v Speaker 1>I was in the intelligence.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute, you were in intelligence and this I

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<v Speaker 1>What what did you do in intelligence? I was a

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<v Speaker 1>rookie tester. Rookie tester. Yes. If they found the rookie

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<v Speaker 1>dumber than me, they just charged him. Yeah, no, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>We have such a large army. Now what did you

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<v Speaker 2>What did you do before you entered the service?

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<v Speaker 5>If you paper between visiting cars, I'm not talking to you.

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<v Speaker 1>He used to partition paper may paid a visiting cards.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did you say you're dog Bell?

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<v Speaker 1>You are a musician? Why that's a novelly on this

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<v Speaker 1>pres It certainly is.

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<v Speaker 2>Before you came up this evening. Did you ever hear

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<v Speaker 2>our orchestra play?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, kind of remotely, that's how you should hear it.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me, well, you being a musician, tell me I'd

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<v Speaker 2>like to know this.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think of our orchestra?

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<v Speaker 2>They pay pretty fine, they play pretty fine, and you're

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<v Speaker 2>a musician.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I could be wrong. Well, we are indeed very

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<v Speaker 1>glad to have you with us this evening. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>sure are. What's your first name, honey? What Bill? Bill? Bill? Bill?

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<v Speaker 7>Isn't that a cute names?

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<v Speaker 1>Bill? Oh yeah, kids, you a nice yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, honey, you can play in my band any old

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<v Speaker 6>time and you won't have to play second, said leader.

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<v Speaker 1>Sugar. You could just tell me Bomber.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm a regularly cut of Asian and you're

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<v Speaker 2>getting everybody's hair, love sig.

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<v Speaker 1>And when you reach into the Dutch captain, pick out.

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<v Speaker 2>A question for us, please, And when you get one,

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<v Speaker 2>would you be kind enough to read it right in

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<v Speaker 2>the microphone if you don't mind.

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<v Speaker 4>What railroad is mentioned in the song on the Atchison

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<v Speaker 4>Topeka and Santa Face.

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<v Speaker 2>What is the name of the railroad mentioned in the

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<v Speaker 2>song on the Adjison Topeko and the Sannah Fae?

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<v Speaker 1>So how do you have to get two out of

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<v Speaker 1>three on this one? What do you mean two out

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<v Speaker 1>of three?

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<v Speaker 5>There's only one railroad mentioned in the song, only one.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm I'm sure I heard three?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sure I heard three. Would you mind repeating the question?

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<v Speaker 1>What is the name of the railroad mentioned in the

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<v Speaker 1>song on the Adchison Topeko and the Santah Faith? There

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<v Speaker 1>is three? Now I paid close attention that time. You did.

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<v Speaker 1>You said three? You said Anderson tappan Yocre and Alice free.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's what I said. You know, that's exactly what.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't recall the tapiocre. No, I was just

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<v Speaker 1>putting that in. You were putting on maybe in a

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<v Speaker 1>three song. I didn't mention free song.

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<v Speaker 6>So you have to shove my head.

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<v Speaker 1>Off to you one head. Look. I'll repeat the quest again.

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<v Speaker 2>Motrail Road is mentioned in the song The Adjacent to

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<v Speaker 2>beg in the Santa Pepe Hey you are he said

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<v Speaker 2>it again, three railroads, mister mcnothe You must have studied.

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<v Speaker 1>A long time to be so stupid. I didn't study

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<v Speaker 1>at all. It's it's a gift. It's a gift. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a gift. I say.

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<v Speaker 6>I got a gift for my own man today, a

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<v Speaker 6>beautiful hook rug.

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<v Speaker 1>Where'd you get it? He hooked it?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I bought my girl a gift today, a turtle

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<v Speaker 2>next sweater. And when I got home, what do you

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<v Speaker 2>think she didn't have a toytle. I'm sure I have

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<v Speaker 2>asked motle if she had a toytle. Yeah, I wish

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<v Speaker 2>now I had a border of biflet.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you let us get out of this hurdle. Yoh,

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<v Speaker 1>got my page? Get back to the You know I

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<v Speaker 1>have to buy my wife a birthday gift next week,

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<v Speaker 1>But I really don't know what together. Some handkerchiefs, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I would, but I don't know the size of a nose.

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<v Speaker 6>My old man gave me four fans of pearls for

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<v Speaker 6>my birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>Any fource fans of pearls? Yeah, one for every chin.

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<v Speaker 6>You're skiddy, old rip. Every time I look at you,

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<v Speaker 6>I feel like saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a doctor in the house?

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<v Speaker 2>I say, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>And the question is not about gifts. It's about a railroad.

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<v Speaker 2>Railroad, That's what I want you to tell me. Haven't

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<v Speaker 2>you ever heard the song The adgeson Topeka and the

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<v Speaker 2>Sand of Pacee.

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<v Speaker 1>Where's a song gonna do with it? Listen a question

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<v Speaker 1>about a railroad or a song? Make up your mind?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you trying to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Throw a red herring across our path? If I had

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<v Speaker 2>a red harry, I'd throw it across your face. If

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<v Speaker 2>I had a red herring, I'd eat his head, very.

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<v Speaker 1>Delicious, No little lemon, tart of sauce and toasted. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>you should have seen the fish I caught last Sunday. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>what was the name of it?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I called it O'Sullivan. You called the fish O'Sullivan. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a number one eel heel.

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<v Speaker 2>I see no my own man say anything, No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>no you I think he used the wrong fait on

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<v Speaker 2>that gang.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you say?

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<v Speaker 3>My own man's.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my own mad gooys fishing son, and he's taking

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<v Speaker 1>me with us. He is, well, he'll need better bait

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<v Speaker 1>than that.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, I'm speaking about fishing. My sister caught a

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<v Speaker 5>big fish last summer. Yeah, she called a big fish.

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<v Speaker 5>He's my brother in law.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, charming fellow. He is too, has small eyes, no

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<v Speaker 1>ambition love, gentlemen. Excuse me for calling you gentlemen. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get the name of a railroad. Why where

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to go? I don't want to go anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>What you want with a railroad? Johnny be what a fight?

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<v Speaker 2>Get back the back door. The merry went always in

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<v Speaker 2>bad shape of knight.

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<v Speaker 7>Got a god yes, y.

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<v Speaker 1>Y ye, like a hurricane boy, not a concession.

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<v Speaker 4>Please, a young lady, I know you're very happy to

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<v Speaker 4>meet mister Howard. Sergeant you're a Lloyd of the Women's

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<v Speaker 4>Army Corps.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, and got into Miss Lyd and welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>it paces me rather welcome, Miss Lloyd. How do you

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<v Speaker 1>do charming? Yes, man lovely? Yeah, miss Lloyd. I saw

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<v Speaker 1>your picture, you know, Lloyd's of London. I know a

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<v Speaker 1>Sisney seller, Lloyd chous. Pay no attention to the mis Lloyd.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna feed them in a minute. How do you

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<v Speaker 1>feel this evening? I feel very fine? Well, you certainly do.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at I must say, where's your hometown? With your

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<v Speaker 2>care to tell us?

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<v Speaker 1>Tennessee? Chananooga, Tennessee? My word, what a coincidence. I used

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<v Speaker 1>to live in that town. You know you did?

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<v Speaker 5>I lived there when I was a barefoot boy. I

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<v Speaker 5>just went back there last month. Why did you go

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<v Speaker 5>back to get my shoes down?

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<v Speaker 1>I saw the man on the corner.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, even with your shoes, you haven't improved your status, honey,

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<v Speaker 2>he hasn't improved this What you wouldn't understand such things?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, I would? You can tell me, mister Howard.

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<v Speaker 1>I know all about the Boyds, and.

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<v Speaker 7>The bees have a mine.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't tell some of the missa, what are you

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<v Speaker 1>doing here in New York? I'm stationed here all you're

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<v Speaker 1>working here? How long you been here? Two and a

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<v Speaker 1>half years? Oh, two and a half years?

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<v Speaker 2>That I guess you've seen quite a lot of our

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<v Speaker 2>city quite a bit. How do you like it?

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<v Speaker 5>Very much?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's fine doing anything tonight. I am mister Shelton,

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<v Speaker 1>very very charming lady.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, I'll say, lovely eyes and hair cutest can

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<v Speaker 5>be very beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>I like for immensely. I mean that very charming piece

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<v Speaker 1>of brick up brack. I'd said, say, would you mind

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<v Speaker 1>tell me? Why would you mind telling me?

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<v Speaker 5>What?

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<v Speaker 2>You too?

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<v Speaker 1>Are mumbling about it from little ree?

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<v Speaker 7>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Where your button? I'm sorry for this, young dumb cluck.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm sorry for you, missus Lloyd. Are you married?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I see now you're having a good time in New York,

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<v Speaker 1>a very good time.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Then your husband is not with you?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>But how I look at that uniform?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you looking at that uniform like an elephant and

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<v Speaker 2>a revolving door?

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's what express you have on this? Forcconnor you

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<v Speaker 1>like it? I wear this just the cheese? Uh huh?

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<v Speaker 1>That's your age. Who are you going to tease? Your reason?

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<v Speaker 1>The dust gotamping out a quite as far as please?

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<v Speaker 2>And would you kindly read the question, miss Lloyd?

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<v Speaker 1>Just take your time what color is a blue serge suit?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you? No help from the audience? What color is

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<v Speaker 1>a blue scard suit? But what size is the suit?

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<v Speaker 2>I expect that that the size doesn't make any difference.

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<v Speaker 8>Mister how that's a serious remark. I think I have

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<v Speaker 8>a hot me. The size doesn't make any different Why

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<v Speaker 8>do you think they have to try and shoot on?

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<v Speaker 8>Why are you they have a suit? Also answer me

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<v Speaker 8>that e's a can which I doubt. If you ask

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<v Speaker 8>me what you might ah play?

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<v Speaker 2>I said, yellum, did you ever win a prize for

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<v Speaker 2>being stupid?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm not. I put it my pry. I bet

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<v Speaker 1>you're good without trying. The question is what color is

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<v Speaker 1>a blue search suit? Do you know? Miss Waccono, I might?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean you might?

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<v Speaker 2>If you can answer the question, why don't you raise

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<v Speaker 2>your head? I can't my girdles two type, I say,

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't got a two way stretch.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get on there. You know what color

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<v Speaker 1>blue search suit is?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Single breasted or double?

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<v Speaker 1>That does? I'm mag an ay devis. I'm not talking

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<v Speaker 1>about the style. I'm all about the color. Speaking of suits,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it reminds me I'm just got a new

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<v Speaker 1>dress suit. Do you think I look good? Entails? It's

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<v Speaker 1>a how why not your ancestors? Did you know? I

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<v Speaker 1>went into a storty day.

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<v Speaker 5>I sent to the salesman, I'd like to see something

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<v Speaker 5>cheap in the suit, and he says, certainly, look right

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<v Speaker 5>in this mirror.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a bad looking suit you have on nomatter

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<v Speaker 1>Sheldon doesn't wear well or wears all right. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>all pants wear out in the end. In the end. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that's probably the sheet of your trouble. Yeah, that's the seed.

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<v Speaker 1>Take tell me, mister mcgartan, why would you rather have

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<v Speaker 1>a wife or a pair of pants? Or a pair

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<v Speaker 1>of pants? You can go any place without a wife.

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<v Speaker 6>My own man's always getting starred me for taking spots out.

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<v Speaker 1>Of his suits. Why why should he get soft? You're

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<v Speaker 1>taking spots out of his suits?

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<v Speaker 2>They're ten spots now I plays answer the question what

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<v Speaker 2>colors a blue side suit?

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<v Speaker 6>I read in the paper while they're making the women's

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<v Speaker 6>just as out of glass.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, I'll have to look into that. Where did you

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<v Speaker 1>look at that thresh you'll have on? I made myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you think it matches my face?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? I know? He since the Cardine played it. You

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<v Speaker 1>should talk, you asked the bill. All you buy all

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<v Speaker 1>your suits with building chess? Thank you, miss macconnell nicely.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you look nice in that dress. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I think your nice messus well, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>These are my glad rags, Yes, glad rags on a

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<v Speaker 2>sad sack.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I went shopping yesterday and I was in the

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<v Speaker 1>quandary quardry. What kind of a car is that? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>You see, I went into a store on Fifth having

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<v Speaker 1>you to buy a suit, but the salesman didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>anything I like, so he said, would you.

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<v Speaker 5>Like to try on that suit in the window? I said,

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<v Speaker 5>my word, wouldn't draw a bit of a cloudy?

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<v Speaker 1>He said, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I see miss lazy telling me all my time

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<v Speaker 2>is up, so we'll just have to call it off

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<v Speaker 2>until this time next week. Now here is that young

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<v Speaker 2>man with a voice like a nineteen ten match Well

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<v Speaker 2>to tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>What we mean when we say it pay to be ignorin,

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<v Speaker 1>to be dumb, to be don to be paid to

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<v Speaker 1>be ignoring.

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<v Speaker 2>Just like me.

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<v Speaker 1>When I was just a school kid, I wasn't off

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<v Speaker 1>flee by. I had a fruzy teach you who maybe

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<v Speaker 1>day sign off be with us again next week.

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<v Speaker 4>And here it proven again by Tom Howard, Lodol, McConnell's,

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<v Speaker 4>George Shelton.

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<v Speaker 1>And Harry McNaughton that it pays to be ignorant. Then Roberts,

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<v Speaker 1>thinking this is the Armed Forces Radio Service,