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Speaker 2: Mission impossible, baby, what about it?
Speaker 1: You can't do it? Yeah, no, it's about it's like
Speaker 1: what he says, I'm gonna stop saying the N word
Speaker 1: and then immediately Nigga'm stup saying the end.
Speaker 2: Nigga.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's him not even saying anymore.
Speaker 2: Bro, I'm killing him. I've heard you say it like
Speaker 2: at least sixteen times since I've been here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's only been here three seconds. I'm just
Speaker 1: it's just coming off because like a semi automatic. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm not gonna lie to you guys. I'm
Speaker 1: sore as fuck. My entire body hurts. That's not I
Speaker 1: wasn't molested or nothing. Okay, as far as I know. Okay,
Speaker 1: I did black at for thirty minutes, so that so
Speaker 1: there you go. It's pretend it's possible. Although, like they
Speaker 1: did a really good job putting all my clothes back
Speaker 1: on a really neatly. If that's the.
Speaker 3: Case, I mean molesters, that's what they do.
Speaker 1: That's what they did. That's their specialty is dressing.
Speaker 3: You never hear you know Rick Ross's song where he
Speaker 3: talks about putting all in the champagne. See people only
Speaker 3: hear that one part black. He's not Bob Ross listens,
Speaker 3: but that way if he's black. I've never heard his
Speaker 3: musics up some would say, sorry, you know, yeah, look
Speaker 3: at so Bob uh Rick how I was. Rick Ross
Speaker 3: is a black man who sings about, you know, doing
Speaker 3: interesting stuff to people, right, I see. And the thing
Speaker 3: is people only listen to that one clip they so
Speaker 3: they're always hanging out of context. But the very next
Speaker 3: bar he talks about, I put him close back on
Speaker 3: nice and neatly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sh don't even know it. She don't even know it. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I fucking I turned my tracks, damn it perfectly. Don't
Speaker 1: even know it, just like a Barbie dolln't even know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's a good song. The house I hate
Speaker 2: how good it's beating? Do you have to do?
Speaker 1: Her phone deleted all our messages. She doesn't even know.
Speaker 2: She woke up as I was doing it, and then
Speaker 2: I knocked around and continued doing it, and she welcome.
Speaker 2: She didn't even know.
Speaker 1: Don't know.
Speaker 2: She wasted to slap her perfect jossl.
Speaker 1: She just continued doing little messages him like she ain't
Speaker 1: even know it. But like with the respective of like uh,
Speaker 1: like Walter White, you know, how like what he's doing
Speaker 1: all this like manipulative ship. Oh yeah, like when he
Speaker 1: sent the fake phone call to Hank when he was
Speaker 1: in when he was trapped in the RV with Jesse
Speaker 1: and he was outside, he's like where He's like, your
Speaker 1: your wife's in the hospital. I put a fake phone
Speaker 1: call up from his wife at the hospital. He didn't
Speaker 1: even know, you know it, Damn Hank. No, I'm sure
Speaker 1: because we went to uh we had a bachelor party
Speaker 1: for our friend, a friend of ours, two days in Vegas,
Speaker 1: and we did far too much. The most confusing thing
Speaker 1: is that we did deep tissue massages and then we
Speaker 1: did paintball. Yeah, instead of doing it the other way,
Speaker 1: instead of doing it the reverse. That's cool. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was a great idea. We undid the massage basically, like
Speaker 1: it was a complete undoing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you ten stuff afterwards, of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why that was the first time I ever
Speaker 1: played paintball. I never played it before.
Speaker 2: You guys went paintballng on a. You remind me of
Speaker 2: Hell's Kitchen.
Speaker 3: Like we'll watch Hell's Kitchen and it's like all tents
Speaker 3: and stuff, and then they they'll win a competition and
Speaker 3: they'll be like, Okay, you guys, this day you won
Speaker 3: like a spa getaway. Yeah, and then the next day
Speaker 3: it'll be like exactly extreme fucking jump rope bungee jumping
Speaker 3: and then like shooting harpoons that you think it's like, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 1: Contrast is insane. It was like speed running a season
Speaker 1: of like reality television in like two days. Because we
Speaker 1: also went to this like bar this like I think
Speaker 1: it's called like minus five where like the it's literally
Speaker 1: like twenty degrees minus five degrees all it should it
Speaker 1: felt like it, but it's like twenty degrees and they
Speaker 1: give you fucking coats and ship and they give you
Speaker 1: cups made of ice. It's fucking freezing. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: I can't express how much I hate what you just
Speaker 3: told me.
Speaker 1: It was fun though, it's people. We were trying to
Speaker 1: play Uno, but everybody was like fumbling with the cards
Speaker 1: and the gloves. It was awesome.
Speaker 2: What a fucking what a it is? So what if.
Speaker 1: Imagine trying to pitch that to like shark Tank or
Speaker 1: something like, I know everybody'd be like, that's.
Speaker 2: We go in a really cold place and suffer.
Speaker 1: That's what it was. It was just a huge endurance
Speaker 1: test for everybody involved.
Speaker 2: I hate that fall asleep. It sounds like something Joe like, oh,
Speaker 2: you suffering. I'm clubbing, but I'm suffering.
Speaker 1: This is great, Like that was fun.
Speaker 2: It was good.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess it just like I used to
Speaker 3: work in a place that had a whole chill section,
Speaker 3: right it was seven eleven distribution Center.
Speaker 2: And it almost sounds like like you guys are going
Speaker 2: I mean, you're going.
Speaker 3: Out of your way to suffer. It's mind boggling to me.
Speaker 3: I guess it's fun, but I guess people do find
Speaker 3: fun in that.
Speaker 1: It's for the story, you know what I mean, It's
Speaker 1: or like for like the little because dude, it was
Speaker 1: so fucking dude. We went to I went, so we
Speaker 1: stopped on the way back to I'm sure you've probably
Speaker 1: seen it, the Peggy Shoes Diner. Yeah, have you seen
Speaker 1: that place? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I went.
Speaker 1: We stopped off because we were just like one of
Speaker 1: the ones, when are we ever gonna go to Peggy
Speaker 1: Sues again? Like it's probably never. And we stopped off
Speaker 1: there and uh, Bean Jalen went out back to like
Speaker 1: smoke a little bit and uh find the bathroom and
Speaker 1: there's this like big there's this like like almost like
Speaker 1: a really low budget amusement park in the back of
Speaker 1: this diner where there's like fake dinosaurs walking around, and
Speaker 1: you're like, Okay, what the fuck is going on? And
Speaker 1: then we walked by like a gaggle of ducks in
Speaker 1: the middle of Vegas. I'm like, what the fuck are
Speaker 1: ducks doing here? Like like big fucking ducks. I got
Speaker 1: hungry geese. No, they were ducks, like straight up like
Speaker 1: mini geese in Vegas. But that was a duck if
Speaker 1: I've ever seen one. And I turned to my left
Speaker 1: and a guy trips with a baby and really honestly
Speaker 1: barely catches him, Like we almost probably witnessed something really horrifying.
Speaker 2: So this asshole had no harness or anything.
Speaker 1: No, he was holding it one handed and he had
Speaker 1: like shrink in his other hand. It wasn't a beer,
Speaker 1: I don't think, but it was like a beer bottle.
Speaker 1: It might have been like a I don't know, like
Speaker 1: a like a what what are those pribo's? What are
Speaker 1: they called? Is that what it's called? It was a
Speaker 1: glass beer bottle or something. And I was walking with
Speaker 1: Jaal it was so difficult not to like bust laughing.
Speaker 2: If I already smoked too, I would have been losing it.
Speaker 1: We didn't we we hadn't smoked yet that I would
Speaker 1: that would have stopped for now. But dude, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, But so I'm I'm sore as fuck.
Speaker 1: That massage was completely undone.
Speaker 2: It sucks.
Speaker 1: I gotta get another one. That was cool, although I
Speaker 1: will say there's something about a deep tissue shop specifically
Speaker 1: that like, it's weird having that experience and then not
Speaker 1: immediately having sex. Yeah, you know what I mean. It's
Speaker 1: like they're getting closed. It's rude because they're getting close
Speaker 1: and you're like, well, what the what is this? It's
Speaker 1: rude in my opinion, what are we? Yeah? What I
Speaker 1: almost turned to this Chinese ladies and what are we?
Speaker 1: We wouldn't understand that. She's like, I'm Chinese. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I'm che I don't understand what you're saying, sir, I'm Chinese.
Speaker 2: Chinese. It's like a family, guys, it's exactly like that,
Speaker 2: which brilliant, brilliant bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know it's I think it's really I think
Speaker 3: it's I think it's it's to me, it's I don't
Speaker 3: like that, it's uh, I don't like that. It's illegal
Speaker 3: because what do you mean, Because it's like you're rubbing
Speaker 3: everything except for that one part. It's kind of like
Speaker 3: it's still illegal. Well, trans transaction, yes, sexual is essentially
Speaker 3: like something, which is it? I just think is so,
Speaker 3: I mean obviously should be the criminalized. It's so fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: It's so it's this stupid. It like one place in
Speaker 1: Nevada that you could do it, or there's one legalel.
Speaker 3: I think it's in uh. I don't know if what
Speaker 3: the county is, but I know in Reno they have
Speaker 3: that bunny ranch and there used to be a show.
Speaker 3: I can't remember what the show was called, but it
Speaker 3: was about the bunny ranch in Reno and they would
Speaker 3: just show It was cool because it would just show
Speaker 3: you how a bunch of rich, horny dudes just doing
Speaker 3: prostitution up there, and fun shows like I think it
Speaker 3: was like HBO or something like that.
Speaker 1: Sounds like an A and E or something like back
Speaker 1: uh yeah or something.
Speaker 3: There were some interesting shows back in there, like there
Speaker 3: was a real sex and that.
Speaker 1: I remember that. That was like I would I would see
Speaker 1: that on the info bars and I was like looking
Speaker 1: for something to watch on cable. Dude, what the hell
Speaker 1: is watching it? It was is it?
Speaker 2: I was fascinating.
Speaker 3: It was like compilations of like almost behind the scenes
Speaker 3: stuff of like sex stuff like like one of the
Speaker 3: It was the first time I saw this. The first
Speaker 3: time I saw a trans woman that was just gorgeous.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, you know, because you're so used to
Speaker 3: see like thinking like, oh, it's like a man stereotype
Speaker 3: of you know, but it was like just this person
Speaker 3: that was completely passing and like she was at the
Speaker 3: adult expo and her line it was a bunch of
Speaker 3: straight men, you know. Her line was like her line
Speaker 3: was like up and then it was I was just like
Speaker 3: I was, so it was fascinating. Was the first time
Speaker 3: I saw, Uh, the flesh light was just like got
Speaker 3: huge that year and some guy dude made a fucking
Speaker 3: spinny thing on it.
Speaker 1: Again. It was like the guy was like, can you
Speaker 1: imagine being like an early adopter to the to the
Speaker 1: generation one flesh light, Like what do you think how
Speaker 1: many this.
Speaker 2: Blowing out poorly completely destroyed people still have one, Like
Speaker 2: it's all cracked, it's all cracked.
Speaker 1: In a box, Like this is the first this is
Speaker 1: the first, first Generation.
Speaker 2: One fleshlight it's only been used three thousand times.
Speaker 1: It's like made out of the stuff that like headphone
Speaker 1: measure like, so they're like they're crumbling after a while,
Speaker 1: that they.
Speaker 3: Would fall apart after the second use you get, you
Speaker 3: get it would be done, or maybe you would glue
Speaker 3: it together once you bust in it.
Speaker 1: I guess you know, yeah, solid poll the back of
Speaker 1: it out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder the That is actually kind of fascinating
Speaker 3: to me, the material that they use in the first
Speaker 3: gen ones versus whatever the fuck they're using now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how improved could it? Possibly?
Speaker 2: Not? Definitely it can be improved, but like not at a
Speaker 2: wild degree. It's probably just like heating longer battery heating
Speaker 2: stuff and extra thing battery battery life for a fleshlight
Speaker 2: warm it up that and that's true stuff, I imagine.
Speaker 1: I feel like they're pretty actually they're pretty like technically
Speaker 1: not complex.
Speaker 2: I think it's I feel like there are some that aren't.
Speaker 1: No, there's just the maybe the evolution of the dildo
Speaker 1: to that rabbit vibrator.
Speaker 2: You know what that rabbit is.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the rabbit rabbit specifically, It's like
Speaker 3: it vibrates obviously, but it also has this little thing
Speaker 3: to for clit stimulation too. Oh it's like revolutionary, I guess.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 3: I think it's like the natural evolution. If this is
Speaker 3: just the regular pocket pussy, the thing's got to be
Speaker 3: doing all the ship that I wanted to do now
Speaker 3: pocket sinning warm, sucking at the seat.
Speaker 1: Like it's spinning warm, spinning faster Wi Fi Bluetooth spinning, spinning.
Speaker 2: The other direction, like the top is spinning away, and
Speaker 2: about it spinning another way, flipping on you.
Speaker 1: It's doing all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I I can't. I it just can't be fucked right.
Speaker 3: It's it's never gonna feel like pussy. So it's kind
Speaker 3: of like you have to be a connoisseur of it
Speaker 3: specifically and not a kind of sort pussy.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's a dangerous game to get into
Speaker 2: the flesh like, but itess is, what if it does
Speaker 2: feel better pussy, you know, well technically where it's like.
Speaker 1: It's like a vibe.
Speaker 3: I feel like it can't feel like dick, right, but
Speaker 3: at the same time, it can do things that it
Speaker 3: can't do exactly.
Speaker 2: It's like it's gonna be like it's gonna be like
Speaker 2: there's you know what it is it's I think we're
Speaker 2: not that hard to mimic. I think a penis and
Speaker 2: a vagiant are really probably not the hard to mimic.
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it is because it's like
Speaker 1: it's it's it's not just about that. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it's like the different it's the difference between like a
Speaker 1: real slice of pizza and like, you know, the stuff
Speaker 1: you put in like the microwave or like the toast
Speaker 1: raven where it's just like it it's pizza, pizza stuff
Speaker 1: and it's quick and it does the job kind of
Speaker 1: like it's not.
Speaker 2: But that's because of the fact it's not. I've been
Speaker 2: taking the time to do it.
Speaker 1: You know, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: Like people somebody can make up side of pizza that
Speaker 2: could be like microwave. I'm sure I could probably be
Speaker 2: pretty damn closed. No, I think probably possibly.
Speaker 1: Do you understand how long ago that would have been
Speaker 1: done if they could have done it.
Speaker 2: I think it's the I think the thing, the biggest
Speaker 2: thing is the effort and the money.
Speaker 1: It can't be that expensive to figure that out.
Speaker 2: I think it is more expensive.
Speaker 3: It's just like the microwave doesn't do what an oven does.
Speaker 1: Is like it's not possible.
Speaker 3: It's not the barrier. Yeah, it's like the only barrier.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: I think it's possible. I think I think. I think
Speaker 1: that's because you're you've got a child's brain and you
Speaker 1: think everything magic, you think all this male magic magic.
Speaker 1: That's I think it's I think it's a sigh Jesus,
Speaker 1: it's never gonna happen. You're never gonna have like of God.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's religious.
Speaker 2: I forgot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you guys ever try to before not yet,
Speaker 1: I had a flashlight because I had they sent one.
Speaker 1: They sent me one, I thinks, like a long time ago.
Speaker 1: I did, and it was terrible. I didn't hate it.
Speaker 1: I threw it away immediately. Actually you just knew. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like this sucks. It sucks immensely.
Speaker 2: Like I think, I think the barrier is tricking yourself
Speaker 2: to using it the first time, like that, like the
Speaker 2: idea like I'm gonna I'm gonna fuck this, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: fuck this vasoline can. I guess it was just because.
Speaker 1: Things like it's it's you need a person you didn't wait,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think empty exactly what they say, like they're they're
Speaker 3: masturbators so don't think, don't try to use it to
Speaker 3: replace people.
Speaker 2: No, of course.
Speaker 1: I would rather just use my hands, sincerely.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: No, same on a lower body one I did use.
Speaker 1: That's so disgusting, that is, those are so distressing to
Speaker 1: be whatever. I see that, especially because they're so small.
Speaker 2: I see that.
Speaker 3: I think the average ones are like tiny, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: this can't be okay, like like it's almost like specifically
Speaker 3: made for perverts, you know.
Speaker 1: I huge one. There was a guy I don't know
Speaker 1: taking it on the floor. I think he's like an
Speaker 1: army dude.
Speaker 2: One I would get.
Speaker 3: If I was gonna get that huge, I was like, yo,
Speaker 3: that's see, I would know it would either be that
Speaker 3: or nothing. I'm not gonna get the that little I've
Speaker 3: seen on answergram Twitter, like the for you Twitter. And
Speaker 3: then there was like a fucking I don't know how
Speaker 3: I got there. I don't remember. I must have been
Speaker 3: looking for some like where were like poke Maine ship
Speaker 3: or I must have been looking I would have been
Speaker 3: looking for something like that when it was around that time.
Speaker 3: But there was a guy like going to town on
Speaker 3: one of those things. I'm like, that guy, check his
Speaker 3: fucking computer, check his computer, check his computer.
Speaker 2: I'm having one of those. Is like, that's something that
Speaker 2: is so hard to like, you have to you have
Speaker 2: to show that to people, because someone finds out on
Speaker 2: their own is gonna be so much worse then, like
Speaker 2: you gotta be like this de sentitize them.
Speaker 1: This is like get ahead of it. Is like take
Speaker 1: a picture of it on Twitter and be like like
Speaker 1: like it's a joke, you.
Speaker 2: Know, yeah, and then fucking right after you take the picture.
Speaker 1: That's so disgusting. That's so I hate that so deeply. Man,
Speaker 1: God damn it.
Speaker 2: I just in there plugging it, plugging it all day long.
Speaker 1: It's not great.
Speaker 2: Lily's like, hey, what are you doing in the room.
Speaker 2: I'm playing cards.
Speaker 1: Anyway? Played cards? What do we want to talk about?
Speaker 1: What do we talk about? Uh, let's talk.
Speaker 3: About, uh black people or people being mad at black people?
Speaker 2: Oh again, I mean yeah, always just in general or like, no,
Speaker 2: what we got?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: What was it Friday?
Speaker 1: Friday? So it is? What is it? Tuesday? Friday?
Speaker 2: Last Friday? Ass Creed Shadows came out?
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, Assassin's Creed. Uh what is it you
Speaker 1: called it in that stupid episode Assassinados. Yeah, that's so
Speaker 1: it's out. Finally the new assassin's creed, finally, the one
Speaker 1: in Japan that took them eighteen years to make for
Speaker 1: some reason, refuse to do it black. The idea that
Speaker 1: you had the gall to like have even like the
Speaker 1: visage of being pretentious is hilarious. Yeah, like everybody's expecting
Speaker 1: that of us. Shut up that literally they basically I
Speaker 1: mean that was I'm paraphrasing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's an article that I read a long time
Speaker 3: ago where when people were asking like, hey, why, like
Speaker 3: what's the deal, And it was that sort of answer,
Speaker 3: a paraphrased answer of like, well, it's like and the artist,
Speaker 3: it's like being an artist where you're like, I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna give you I'm gonna do what I want.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna give you what you want kind of.
Speaker 1: Thing everyone expects Japan. It's the obvious answer. So we're
Speaker 1: gonna you know what, pirates, French Revolution, you know. And
Speaker 1: it's not that those weren't interesting things. It's just a
Speaker 1: matter of just like, man, it's so weird. They it's
Speaker 1: more like, yeah, well the Haitian Pirate, Haitian Assassins creed,
Speaker 1: Yeah they did well, there was the should make it.
Speaker 1: They should make assassins. Cree. It takes place in Haiti, uh,
Speaker 1: because I would solve a lot of ub solve problems
Speaker 1: because the island is just not big enough to be bloated.
Speaker 1: That would be fun. I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I would not mind running around Haiti and just like
Speaker 2: start blusting.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: I like that, dude, uh, because you you finally get it.
Speaker 3: You got a blunderbuss when you did the DLC because
Speaker 3: he was like your quartermaster or whatever.
Speaker 2: That's the black guy.
Speaker 3: I can't even remember his name anymore, but like it's
Speaker 3: something it starts with an A, but like he becomes
Speaker 3: your like first captain or first guy whatever you call it,
Speaker 3: fag black flag, and then he gets his own his
Speaker 3: own DLC I think called like freedom Cry or something,
Speaker 3: and then you get the blunderbuss and like Swiss cheese
Speaker 3: people with Like I was like, this is cool, and
Speaker 3: he had a big ass, like machete kind of thing.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: I liked it. I I really liked that game.
Speaker 1: It was I just fell off after a while, like
Speaker 1: I liked. Uh. Three was the last one for me
Speaker 1: that I that I that's a bad way. Like I
Speaker 1: played a little bit of I played like the first
Speaker 1: hour of Black Flag, and I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: like pirates and running. Okay, I get it.
Speaker 3: I I've never been a huge fan of pirates per se,
Speaker 3: but uh, the camaraderie of the shanties and the naval
Speaker 3: combat was funny.
Speaker 2: Ship.
Speaker 3: I wasn't expecting that. He actually wasn't because normally I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck about the cee, not really.
Speaker 3: But when I actually started getting into it, and then
Speaker 3: it was the gear. You can have four guns, so
Speaker 3: you have like like you've got like four like flintlocks
Speaker 3: or whatever, and then you just have fucking your two
Speaker 3: fucking cutlasses. And I was like, this is fucking incredible.
Speaker 3: So I would run stab motherfuckers, get up, shoot four motherfuckers.
Speaker 3: It was so running so far.
Speaker 1: Running with four blunderbusses would slow you down so much.
Speaker 1: To say, I what a preference.
Speaker 2: You don't have four blunderbuss It was it for uh,
Speaker 2: you have like a smaller pistol, just a regular.
Speaker 1: You have on your chest. It was sick though, and
Speaker 1: just shoot behind you to propel you forward, to make
Speaker 1: up for the for the to make up for like
Speaker 1: the jump and that was really cool.
Speaker 3: And hey, when when that dude got his own DLC,
Speaker 3: the Black Dude, nobody complained.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was almost like it was a different time
Speaker 1: that was better than this. It was great.
Speaker 2: It was fucking fantastic.
Speaker 1: So I so the New Assassin's Creed you played it
Speaker 1: a little bit?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I played about three or four hours, h And
Speaker 3: I gotta say so, first of all, the combat is
Speaker 3: actually really fun. I'm having fun just killing the shit
Speaker 3: out of it looks so bad to me. It might
Speaker 3: be people just like being to me. It might be
Speaker 3: people like bad at doing combat.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, like that like a Doom video like it,
Speaker 1: which one I don't win the Polygon I think it
Speaker 1: was poly God. I can't remember exactly the outlet, but
Speaker 1: like they were just doing like a walk through the
Speaker 1: first level of Doom twenty sixteen, and they just like
Speaker 1: every enemy they stopped, aimed and shot, stopped aimed and shot.
Speaker 1: Oh so everybody was Everybody was like, this game looks
Speaker 1: like it sucks. It's just like damn dude, where you
Speaker 1: can play.
Speaker 3: It's kind of interesting because I've watched a handful of
Speaker 3: reviews and I one thing that I noticed is the
Speaker 3: people that were kind of going into it indifferent, and
Speaker 3: the people that were kind of like, I don't really
Speaker 3: care about a sass's creed, they didn't. They weren't like
Speaker 3: so I started playing it myself and I started having
Speaker 3: fun chaining things together, like say being on now way
Speaker 3: the kunuichi she's uh or shanobi, I should say, like
Speaker 3: the the the parkore bullshit that you can do. The
Speaker 3: swinging grappling hook thing is so fucking cool that they've.
Speaker 2: Never had before.
Speaker 1: She has a katana and I continue she has this Okay, God,
Speaker 1: I just continue to be right about grappling hooks. Man,
Speaker 1: Like you throw grappling hook at anything, and it's so
Speaker 1: much better.
Speaker 3: It's really cool that, Like so I'll like do that.
Speaker 3: Scaling is really cool because of that, and then just
Speaker 3: flying off and then assassinating somebody. The I'm fairly into it.
Speaker 3: So I don't even have a lot of mechanics available yet,
Speaker 3: and the little I can do.
Speaker 1: Have you fucked around with like the lights stuff because
Speaker 1: I saw that was the thing that was getting me,
Speaker 1: was that like you could like take lights out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so so infiltrating this is I will say the
Speaker 3: the tutorial opening. I would say, what would you call
Speaker 3: the prologue fucking.
Speaker 2: Weird, really weird because I did like a a stealth mission.
Speaker 3: It uh not really at least from my understanding. It's
Speaker 3: a weird thing though. It was just it was some
Speaker 3: shit seemed backwards to me because I did a mission,
Speaker 3: like I infiltrated this one place and it was cool
Speaker 3: because like, yeah, like I like the the soft opening
Speaker 3: of the doors taking the lights out. One thing that
Speaker 3: was really cool is a grapple hook onto the ceiling
Speaker 3: so if somebody comes, you can, like.
Speaker 1: You Spider Man, Yeah you can, Spider Man.
Speaker 3: That was That was a mechanic, a new mechanic that
Speaker 3: they introduced, and like the crawling mechanic is actually really cool,
Speaker 3: especially you can do a summersault right back in the crawling,
Speaker 3: which is something like yeah, so you'll you'll be doing
Speaker 3: it and then like if you need to hurry up
Speaker 3: and just you'll kind of somersault, but you can still
Speaker 3: crawl instead of it like summerssaulting back in the standing
Speaker 3: up or some ship you'll stay and everything. I like
Speaker 3: so far, if you up the difficulty, they see you easily,
Speaker 3: so like you're like, oh, you know, you don't remember me.
Speaker 3: Just be in the grass, the tall grass. You're fine.
Speaker 3: They're like, I think I see something and then I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh shit. So they immediate was like they fixed the
Speaker 3: AI a lot better. So as of right now, I'm
Speaker 3: having fun with the gameplay. The problem I'm having right
Speaker 3: now was the I was hoping that the story wasn't
Speaker 3: going to be intertwined with them together.
Speaker 1: I was hoping that can.
Speaker 2: Just play one or the other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm more interested in playing Yaske and you
Speaker 3: spend a little bit of This is no spoiler. I'm
Speaker 3: just saying how at the beginning you spend a little
Speaker 3: bit of time in the prologue with him, and then
Speaker 3: I'm spending now hours with Nowway and I'm like, i
Speaker 3: want to be black Man. I want to, like I'm
Speaker 3: ready to. I want to further his story.
Speaker 2: Actually opposite, I want to play well.
Speaker 3: You would probably have like a lot better you know,
Speaker 3: experience expecssly, I want to play with Yashky more because
Speaker 3: especially since you had more of a feel for this
Speaker 3: already with the Ghost of Tsushima, like Yao is, so
Speaker 3: I kind of want to do the a little something,
Speaker 3: a little bit different or you know, Yaski is just a.
Speaker 1: Brute and just violently kills people, smash.
Speaker 2: Where he jumps like maybe ten feet into the air,
Speaker 2: hit someone with a club and I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, that person's so dead. And then they have
Speaker 2: the nerve to be able to hit him one more time.
Speaker 3: It's like, what dude, he was gone. It's fucking person
Speaker 3: was well away. He was like, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: It depens.
Speaker 1: Though he looks strong.
Speaker 3: It's so far the gameplay I'm having fun with. Obviously,
Speaker 3: the game is beautiful. UBI Soft has never had a
Speaker 3: problem with that.
Speaker 2: I thought it looked ugly. That's me from when I
Speaker 2: saw But I guess I'm just seeing videos of it.
Speaker 1: Not you're also color blind and crazy. I feel like
Speaker 1: it looks I feel that's one thing that I've seen.
Speaker 1: It's like, it does look good. Yeah, but you have games,
Speaker 1: generally like on high end software always look pretty like
Speaker 1: fark Rise six also looks like crazy, right, I've never
Speaker 1: seen it.
Speaker 3: I've never seen him have a problem with that. I
Speaker 3: would say, try the up Soft Plus for a month.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I might do that. Seventeen buck seventeen, I'll pay
Speaker 1: seventeen bucks to try it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So far like I'm having fun.
Speaker 1: I've had.
Speaker 3: My criticisms are at the very opening of the game,
Speaker 3: where the prologue's been.
Speaker 2: Weird, editorial ships been weird for me.
Speaker 3: There was something that I definitely wanted to skip because
Speaker 3: I'm like, I just fought and infiltrated. I did like
Speaker 3: a quest essentially, even though like I couldn't pick it. It
Speaker 3: was like a part of the prologue. And then I
Speaker 3: did a flashback to something of showing me how to fight,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I've just been fighting. Why wouldn't you
Speaker 3: do that before I actually got into the shit.
Speaker 1: I already know how to counter.
Speaker 3: I know how to do this, and now it's showing
Speaker 3: me how to counter.
Speaker 2: It was weird.
Speaker 1: It was kind of weird like that.
Speaker 3: But that's a mild criticism. The only thing bad I
Speaker 3: can say some of the voice acting is I understand
Speaker 3: probably why they're having a problem is instead of getting
Speaker 3: like white people who can do really good voices. You know,
Speaker 3: it's prominent people's But I mean, I don't mean white people.
Speaker 1: It is a crazy thing to say, a wild.
Speaker 3: Also, what I mean is like say, people in the industry,
Speaker 3: like a toy baker. That's why I was just I
Speaker 3: was just thinking of a white person like toy Baker.
Speaker 1: That's so.
Speaker 3: But they don't get people like that because they want
Speaker 3: to get authentic to the They're like, so they'll do
Speaker 3: Japanese people doing Japanese American English, and I can tell
Speaker 3: some of these people aren't fantastic.
Speaker 2: They're not like seasoned, so they sound not the best.
Speaker 1: But I heard that if you just if you switch
Speaker 1: the dialect to Japanese, if.
Speaker 3: You if you do an immersed it's like exactly how
Speaker 3: it should be. And again, I like in this game
Speaker 3: that they're encouraging much more in than in the other series.
Speaker 3: They want you to be uh to the explorer mode,
Speaker 3: which is you being blind and not knowing where to
Speaker 3: go on the missions. I don't have time for that shit.
Speaker 2: Like personally, I'm like a regular RPG guy Skyrim, I'm going.
Speaker 1: I'm alright with that in a game that isn't as
Speaker 1: big as an Assassin's Creed game, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like as like huge, because like I like that immersion stuff,
Speaker 1: but like you can't. I'm not I'm not traversing four
Speaker 1: thousand kilometers. Yeah, I'm in the same way.
Speaker 3: Don't like say like, this is what I have to
Speaker 3: accept if you I like the option, you know, like
Speaker 3: say say here's me, and people would probably disagree with me.
Speaker 3: And I think it's totally fine if I had the option, Well,
Speaker 3: they'll definitely disagree with me if I have the option
Speaker 3: elder ring to have like some type of thing that
Speaker 3: would help me have a mark at some point, almost
Speaker 3: like the thing you can obtain because sometimes I just don't
Speaker 3: have time to play that long.
Speaker 1: It's that's my.
Speaker 3: Only criticism, right if I had the option of, like
Speaker 3: there's a thing that I have a limited amount of
Speaker 3: used to help me. I know they'll have the win
Speaker 3: things to help you guide you in major things, but
Speaker 3: there's side things that don't help you at all.
Speaker 1: I like that and Ghost to Shama a lot. The Wind.
Speaker 1: The Wind it was dope as hell.
Speaker 2: It really it can help you a lot, right like
Speaker 2: little I think I think it should have been it
Speaker 2: should have been more emphasized. Why I wish it was
Speaker 2: no menu at all in that game like period, But
Speaker 2: I do like the win though, like I wish there
Speaker 2: was no like start but in it do anything. I
Speaker 2: wish you would just like you just go. It's you're
Speaker 2: just immersed in the game entirely. I want not like
Speaker 2: that immersed where I'm like, I'm in the game.
Speaker 1: That's wild.
Speaker 2: I can go to I can talk to people and
Speaker 2: create a menu, but I don't want to be able
Speaker 2: to open a menu and do anything I wanted to.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the difference would be at that point.
Speaker 1: Then if you talk to somebody and many appears and.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna purchase sign from somebody like not like, Oh,
Speaker 2: I have a place where I can look at a map.
Speaker 2: I don't want a map.
Speaker 1: I want I just understand why you would be like,
Speaker 1: I don't want menus in my game except for here.
Speaker 2: Well, if I'm one thing I don't want, like a
Speaker 2: why wouldn't you.
Speaker 1: Just want purchasing items to be immersive as well? Well?
Speaker 2: How would it be immersive any other way?
Speaker 1: Like, I don't know, but what if you could bring
Speaker 1: you take it up to if you could take it
Speaker 1: up to the fucking guy and buy it.
Speaker 2: I think that'd be cool with this. It wouldn't it
Speaker 2: be like some sort of means if I it cost
Speaker 2: this much, I guess wouldn't because maybe they'll tell you,
Speaker 2: I guess, And yeah, that's fine, man, that's the whole.
Speaker 1: It sounds like ship by the way, it sounds like
Speaker 1: sounds like a really annoying way to go. You gotta
Speaker 1: be like Red Dead to get away with something like that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: probably probably underno circumstances, as Greed did that. I like,
Speaker 1: you better understand what you are.
Speaker 3: Right, Assassin's Creed. I feel like their biggest problem is
Speaker 3: that they're trying to be like a top like they're
Speaker 3: trying to have They're trying to have you have like
Speaker 3: a top gaming experience that unfortunately, because it's you be soft,
Speaker 3: they'll never uh, they'll never even get the charitability for
Speaker 3: people to even pretend to try. And in a way,
Speaker 3: it's just they're they're so fucked that even when they
Speaker 3: do really well, it's still not good enough. Well yeah,
Speaker 3: I just I just don't think they.
Speaker 1: Make They make, you know, fast food video games, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. And that's fine. Like I played
Speaker 1: Funck Cry six and I was like, this is fun.
Speaker 1: I like it. Yeah, I don't know if I don't
Speaker 1: know what the fuck's going on. I don't really care
Speaker 1: about this story at all. Yeah, it's a cool setting.
Speaker 1: I like blowing things up. I like shooting people, I
Speaker 1: like diving out of a fucking helicopter and landing on
Speaker 1: a pig. You know, it's cool. I like it. Uh
Speaker 1: but yeah, I mean, apparently this one's selling pretty well.
Speaker 1: It's I saw. I saw the cells that.
Speaker 2: Doing really well. I had a lot of like people
Speaker 2: being like, oh, it's through. The numbers are being inflated.
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, yeah, maybe, I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: it's potential, like Ubisoft Plus is uh there, but like
Speaker 1: I know that it has like it reached Star Wars
Speaker 1: Star Wars Outlaws three month peak in like a day
Speaker 1: or something. I can believe that or less than a day.
Speaker 3: I can definitely like Outlaws did not interest me even
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 1: I know, but it's interesting to me that like Assassin's
Speaker 1: Freed is bigger than Star Wars in that guard you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like that's like fascinating to me
Speaker 1: because I in my mind it wouldn't be.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't be normally, but I think because of the hype,
Speaker 3: and there's a lot of people that are I think legitimately, yeah,
Speaker 3: there there's a lot of people that are so jaded
Speaker 3: and they saw like I just like they saw that
Speaker 3: chick and she looks so uninterested.
Speaker 2: So it wasn't like, why are you making a Star
Speaker 2: Wars game when you're not playing as a Jedi or
Speaker 2: like someone with a lightsaber.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't agree with that at all. There's
Speaker 1: so many games where you're a Jedi already.
Speaker 2: I think for Star Wars games, you have to have
Speaker 2: some sort of forced interaction with it. I don't every
Speaker 2: story needs it. I personally every story needs it.
Speaker 1: But then, but why can't a game be like I
Speaker 1: don't know, I just don't agree. I don't agree at
Speaker 1: all that.
Speaker 2: You're not the You're not the fast of people that
Speaker 2: I consume Star Wars man. I think, I feel like
Speaker 2: I like, I like I personally meet someone that loves
Speaker 2: the universe. I'm domb for any interesting Star Wars story,
Speaker 2: any of the stars that I'm down for. Okay, that's interesting,
Speaker 2: but we are not me and you are not the
Speaker 2: major Democrats. But that I would absorb that people think
Speaker 2: of stars and think of Jedis Darth Vader, like like Sabers.
Speaker 2: They think of that stuff when they think magic wizard bullshit,
Speaker 2: and they do they think of that unfortunately. I mean,
Speaker 2: I like the I think, I think they're fucking cool.
Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying. I just I just don't.
Speaker 1: I think that's such a I don't know that's such
Speaker 1: a that's such Ay could pull it off, but like.
Speaker 2: They're not doing they have, but you have to you
Speaker 2: have to.
Speaker 1: I agree with that. I'm just saying, it's like, it's
Speaker 1: such a that's such a corporate way to look at it.
Speaker 1: We're like, we need we need the fucking lightsabers in there.
Speaker 2: You have to have people walk in the door to
Speaker 2: even try it. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: Like what I mean, just having a game that looks
Speaker 1: good is probably, but that's.
Speaker 2: Not good before a Star Wars game that looks good.
Speaker 4: I hear.
Speaker 2: I understand both sides. I agree with both of you.
Speaker 2: I just I think I think that's how that works. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: I don't like that that's the way it is. I
Speaker 2: think stories like Mandalorian work because of the fact that
Speaker 2: he has Bastar on and he looks like Django or
Speaker 2: people are like, oh, that guy was cool, like how
Speaker 2: he fell in a starlight thirteen times? Yeah, like how
Speaker 2: he did nothing.
Speaker 1: I think there's room for a Star Wars like scoundrel game.
Speaker 1: I just think, like they missed the mark with that
Speaker 1: specific game bad like I think in fact, like at
Speaker 1: in the beginning, I think people were excited about the
Speaker 1: idea of it. Did you remember Star Wars thirteen thirteen? Yes, dude,
Speaker 1: that looked sick. It looked really that was That was
Speaker 1: the sound really good. That was That was the one
Speaker 1: that was like. It was Amy Hennig. So it was
Speaker 1: like the Uncharted writer and she started she they showed it.
Speaker 1: I don't remember it was it did? It never came out,
Speaker 1: like because it got like there was like some contract
Speaker 1: thing or like I don't remember exactly the exact detail
Speaker 1: all amount of gameplay, and people are like, yeah, and
Speaker 1: it looked really dope, as was some scoundrel I guess
Speaker 1: like it was some guy with a gun.
Speaker 2: I know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it looked so good and I was just like,
Speaker 1: this is amazing, and then they just it never came out.
Speaker 1: It's never came weird. Yeah, it sucks because that that game.
Speaker 1: I could tell you right now it would have been
Speaker 1: fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: I think I would work like I hate the random
Speaker 2: for me personally, this is my personal ubif shouldn't be
Speaker 2: the one to make it either. I don't like random
Speaker 2: guy with gun in Star Wars Universe. I understand how
Speaker 2: taking down trained Malissy of Warriors and Motherfucker's part of
Speaker 2: a world cult. Right. I've never liked Consolo very much.
Speaker 2: I understand what he brings to the story. Never been
Speaker 2: a big fan of him. I think having people like
Speaker 2: him is like, well, if these guys are around, what
Speaker 2: are they doing?
Speaker 1: Well, they're not common, right, they're not coming.
Speaker 2: That's true, but like they could be if they're if
Speaker 2: these things, what do you mean like these if these
Speaker 2: guys are walking around that are so fucking invincible? No, no,
Speaker 2: if if if these guys are so fucking what they're
Speaker 2: walking around with the blasters, then how come we have
Speaker 2: the jedis are like so fucking high scene, Like they
Speaker 2: would be if like there's these people that are so dangerous,
Speaker 2: they'd be known, they'd be more known. If there's like
Speaker 2: these gunslingers that are around that are so because cad Bane, right,
Speaker 2: the blue motherfucker, the blue aliens smoking looking alien from
Speaker 2: that university, I.
Speaker 1: Would play a game. He's him, he's his, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm but that's what I'm saying, Like if that, first
Speaker 1: of all, he reminds me off, I'm Strangers Wrath odd
Speaker 1: World game. Yeah, but like I would play a game
Speaker 1: as that because I love that he looks like a
Speaker 1: fucking straight up roswell alien. It's so cool.
Speaker 2: I'm glad that they have at least one character in
Speaker 2: the universe that is an alien actually yeah right, not
Speaker 2: a space white man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or like some fucking black man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, slug or a monkey.
Speaker 1: Or like a yeah what is Java? He's like a
Speaker 1: slug right a right, Stop you're about to do the
Speaker 1: what to call it?
Speaker 2: The raider? Yeah, noises all would be extinct because they're
Speaker 2: so annoying people would have called them. I was glad
Speaker 2: when Anakin we did to them. I don't feel bad
Speaker 2: for them at all. There they suck, Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I'll probably check it out. Seventeen is too bad,
Speaker 1: I do. I am curious about it. I have heard
Speaker 1: and it broke my heart to see it that most people,
Speaker 1: even the people who are fair, have been like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Yas is kind of the weak point of the game
Speaker 1: because he because he does kind of like he can't
Speaker 1: do as much of the assassin's crazy stuff, stuff that
Speaker 1: that you would expect to be able to do, of course,
Speaker 1: but also like there's points where like in it in US,
Speaker 1: like you gotta climb a tower unlock something, and then
Speaker 1: as yask, you straight up can't do it, so like
Speaker 1: you have to switch characters to unlock it.
Speaker 3: I see where there's a problem with I feel like
Speaker 3: to me though, I mean it makes sense to me.
Speaker 3: The only problem that I have is I don't like
Speaker 3: like so so far. The experience that I had is
Speaker 3: that I'm waiting, like I wish it could be like
Speaker 3: either either like GTA five, where I can just switch
Speaker 3: on the fly where I've been great, or it's just
Speaker 3: one like say like say in the in one of
Speaker 3: the previous titles, you're Alexios or your Cassandra and now
Speaker 3: they have the same path, but you're just a different character.
Speaker 1: Right sure, yeah, oh you.
Speaker 3: Get like a little my lip was like coming off,
Speaker 3: you know, like you're oh yeah, anyway, my lips are
Speaker 3: chapped as fuck Vegas, right, but uh yeah, it's fucking
Speaker 3: I think they I think maybe they made a mistake
Speaker 3: with that, but this is the direction they want to
Speaker 3: go in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I I don't want to make it clear.
Speaker 1: It's not because he's a black furst. It's not because
Speaker 1: he's just like the route in a game that's not
Speaker 1: really about to proof.
Speaker 3: But see, that's that's where the intrigued from, because like
Speaker 3: I've played, I've I've done. My thing is what Assassin's
Speaker 3: Creed is. And one of the reasons why because I
Speaker 3: tell people to look at the user reviews and the
Speaker 3: scores and stuff like that, and the people that are
Speaker 3: interested in playing these new games, they're having a great
Speaker 3: fucking time with them, even like say, look at the
Speaker 3: Steam reviews right now for a shadows, like people are
Speaker 3: enjoying the game overall.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and most people aren't cynical crazy like right, it
Speaker 1: is like a loud minority of people on the internet
Speaker 1: being mad about ship. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I challenge a lot of people to go back
Speaker 3: and play the old Assassin's Creed games they don't play
Speaker 3: as well as you remember, because I've gone back, and
Speaker 3: this is the thing that I was really surprised. I
Speaker 3: shocked myself where when I after I played Odyssey and
Speaker 3: I was like, that was a really fun experience.
Speaker 1: I want to go back and play.
Speaker 3: Uh uh Black Flag and it wasn't nearly as satisfying
Speaker 3: even the mechanics. And the thing is, I'm like realistically,
Speaker 3: I was I'm kind of I don't care that much
Speaker 3: about I didn't care that much about like how much
Speaker 3: more could you do with like stealth and climbing. It
Speaker 3: was a thing where I'm like, I get it. So
Speaker 3: in the in the newer games, they kind of you
Speaker 3: still do stuff like that, but they put a little
Speaker 3: bit in the back and they were exploring much more
Speaker 3: RPG elements that actually was having fun with. And the
Speaker 3: reason why Yoska seems interest to me. To me is like, well,
Speaker 3: I want to be big, scary black man. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: a different thing. Yeah, just like just chopping motherfuckers up.
Speaker 3: It'll be fun. And I do like the stuff that
Speaker 3: they brought to the table with now Away. They've added
Speaker 3: some extra little elements into to refresh the stealthiness of it,
Speaker 3: so it's pretty cool. But yeah, I just want to
Speaker 3: I would just love to streamline either or. And so
Speaker 3: I understand if you haven't played Assassin's Queed in a
Speaker 3: long time and you're looking for stealth, yeah you wouldn't
Speaker 3: like Yes, if you're right, I totally understand that.
Speaker 2: So it makes sense that people like problem there's a
Speaker 2: non binary relationship in the game that you haven't right after,
Speaker 2: it's a chance to have it right, and people are like, let's.
Speaker 3: Get into the fakes, the fake outrage, right, the people that, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm sure that people were just circulating around and they
Speaker 3: didn't do it themselves, right they Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. My favorite thing in those things is like
Speaker 1: I always default to that. Do you remember that tweet
Speaker 1: that the Doom Twitter account put out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what did you say again?
Speaker 1: I can't remember what it was in response to, but
Speaker 1: it was like the Doom official Twitter account was like,
Speaker 1: you control the buttonsy bress, Yes, and it's like it's
Speaker 1: like you did that, you did it? Like, whoever you
Speaker 1: chose this, what do you do?
Speaker 3: I saw somebody not only the difficulty must have been
Speaker 3: on like easy or something, but they were just completely
Speaker 3: crouch and oh and someone was like swinging and it
Speaker 3: couldn't mission under them and this ship and I'm like,
Speaker 3: so I just did that on normal mode and I
Speaker 3: was getting stabbed.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was like, maybe this must be like a casual
Speaker 2: like whatever.
Speaker 1: It could be a bug too.
Speaker 3: It could be a bug. I mean like, but it's
Speaker 3: just like also, I'm like, that's not it's not like
Speaker 3: you have to do that that it's requiring you to
Speaker 3: do that and shi, it's not working. You went out
Speaker 3: of your way to do that, and you're upset.
Speaker 1: Is that? Like I've done that in like elden Ring. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like like I specifically have fought bosses on staircases specifically
Speaker 1: because like they'll just swing over you. Dude.
Speaker 2: There's one part of eldering where you have to fight
Speaker 2: that dragon, that dragon night the dragon sent a night
Speaker 2: on on like his horse. Yeah, and there's like a
Speaker 2: fucking walkway that he walks and you have to fight
Speaker 2: two of them at once. Yeah, one of them I
Speaker 2: choose the funk out of the other one. I'd run
Speaker 2: through the hallway. It would stop turn around while I
Speaker 2: would and to keep doing it. And I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm noting if people if they're jumping, if people.
Speaker 1: Were consistent about this kind of thing, they would look
Speaker 1: at that and be like, oh, GEPs broken, you know what, which.
Speaker 3: Is exactly my point when I talk about charitability. Every
Speaker 3: time I talk about charitability, it's like, Okay, under the Ring,
Speaker 3: we choose eldering all the time and we think it's
Speaker 3: hilarious or like I have I have similar things. There's
Speaker 3: there's this guy that you give like stuff to and
Speaker 3: he gives you like a weapon or some shit. He
Speaker 3: gives you stuff and you open this big ass door
Speaker 3: and then but there's like these big.
Speaker 1: Like I forgot, they're like eagle dudes or whatever.
Speaker 3: They have wings and if you open the door, it
Speaker 3: only opens up so much and they can't get through
Speaker 3: the door. So I fucked him up because he can't
Speaker 3: get through the door. So I chee the funk out
Speaker 3: of him. And I thought it was funny, Like you
Speaker 3: chare the footage and you're like, oh, this is funny,
Speaker 3: and if it wasn't you be soft, this would have
Speaker 3: just been funny. And so I'm like, it's the thing
Speaker 3: that annoys me where I'm like, bro, you'd be soft.
Speaker 3: Deserves so much shit. I understand that, but like, also,
Speaker 3: people are just over they over They're just doing it
Speaker 3: like over critical for bullshit that you normally wouldn't be.
Speaker 3: And that's the biggest annoyance about this entire discourse, where
Speaker 3: it's gotten to the point where people said that yasin
Speaker 3: ever existed. And then you have the other people that
Speaker 3: are complaining about this game saying I literally I screenshot
Speaker 3: it where this guy's talking about historical integrity within Assassin's Creed.
Speaker 1: Come on, and I'm like, come on, now, well this
Speaker 1: I was about to say, the.
Speaker 2: Hard r that's the thing. That's the thing that I
Speaker 2: don't like about the universe, right, But at the same time,
Speaker 2: it's like, it's not supposed to be that I don't like.
Speaker 2: I don't like that. Like, oh yeah, my grandpa's Italian,
Speaker 2: My great grandpa's Italian, and he helped with like this
Speaker 2: revolution and died. You know, he knew Da Vinci. He
Speaker 2: was like his best buddy who made like a wooden
Speaker 2: tank for like, I think that's I think that's no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it, but I think that is silly.
Speaker 2: But that is the game, you know. At the same time,
Speaker 2: so it's like, well.
Speaker 1: I mean, of course it's to be serious, So like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: It's supposed to be interesting, right, Like if your grandpa
Speaker 2: was a guy that died shitting himself in fucking Italy
Speaker 2: fucking one hundred like like what like a thousand years
Speaker 2: ago years ago, but like, of course.
Speaker 1: Thousand years ago.
Speaker 2: We would have we really didn't do much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be really depressing, but yeah, like it's
Speaker 1: it's historical fiction.
Speaker 3: It's always been that. There's always been a disclaimer at
Speaker 3: the beginning of the games. But it's clear though that it's.
Speaker 2: Were they were. It's like people aliens.
Speaker 3: It's always been annoying that they'd even have, Like I
Speaker 3: think disclaimers are annoying ship because I think they're for
Speaker 3: extremely stupid people always and for legal legality.
Speaker 1: I agree, I'd rather have them then do this. It's
Speaker 1: like those like the Warner Brothers cartoons where like this
Speaker 1: is a racist cartoon or whatever. I'd rather have that
Speaker 1: than just not be able to watch cartoon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, look, they're they're dumb, they're for legality,
Speaker 3: for stupid people.
Speaker 2: This character will use the N word excessively. I'm sorry about.
Speaker 1: Keep it on, dude, keep it up, man, it's history.
Speaker 1: Don't watch bugs bunny bugs bunny singing, one little two little,
Speaker 1: three little engines. Keep that up, Like, don't see it.
Speaker 2: That's not even the worst one. I know, sad, but
Speaker 2: the one is the one that kills me. Dude, Like,
Speaker 2: keep it up, man. We need to know that all
Speaker 2: this stuff existed. We need to not have kids think
Speaker 2: everything is this wonderful, white, fucking world that didn't have
Speaker 2: much horrible history.
Speaker 1: And yeah, we were talking about Chirley Temple and blackface
Speaker 1: in the uh at the Peggy suits And if we
Speaker 1: turn to our right and there's a big picture but
Speaker 1: like before we even noticed it was like a big
Speaker 1: picture of her.
Speaker 2: In black face.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think can you imagine they framed the blackface?
Speaker 2: That would be fucking wild. That is one of the funny.
Speaker 2: I think that is one of the greatest images of
Speaker 2: all time.
Speaker 1: Everybody look up Chirley Temple and blackface.
Speaker 2: Ye, she looks like she knows she did something bad,
Speaker 2: like as a little kid being aware of Like she's.
Speaker 1: Probably annoyed that she had to sit in a fucking
Speaker 1: makeup room as like a child being done up for
Speaker 1: like hours about something that she doesn't understand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's probably that's a real regular like a regular
Speaker 2: black girl too. And then she's probably like, Yo, this
Speaker 2: is not funny, holy ship, this is this is too far.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe like Chirley Temple, like really like it hitting
Speaker 2: her at once, like, yo, this is I feel like
Speaker 2: she was too young to be philosophizing on Yeah, there's
Speaker 2: no shot. Yeah, I falsified when I was kids.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I almost know.
Speaker 2: I was like this puppy that, this puppy that I'm
Speaker 2: about to skin had its own life. You know, how
Speaker 2: can I rip it skin off? Still? No, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Ah, almost got it. Almost got assassinated on this trip,
Speaker 1: I think because I was no, no, no, not you ask it?
Speaker 1: There were no off a ledge and hits the ground
Speaker 1: like a fuck I was. We were out late and
Speaker 1: I was trying to get food and then I went
Speaker 1: up to this pizza place, this pizza shack or I
Speaker 1: don't even know. It was like in a long strip
Speaker 1: of like restaurants or like not restaurants, I don't know,
Speaker 1: almost kiosks, and they were giving like pizzas out and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, how much for a slicing? It
Speaker 1: said ten dollars. I said no shot. I screamed no
Speaker 1: shot at him. I was drunk, clearly, but I was
Speaker 1: like so loud about it, and apparently like everybody was like,
Speaker 1: you're really loud. I think he's gonna you gotta calm down,
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, he needs to know. It's Vegas.
Speaker 1: What were we on Fremont Street? Where were you? I
Speaker 1: don't there's no shot. I remember that. Okay, I can't
Speaker 1: remember that because I've so winding.
Speaker 3: I had a similar experience. I went to the Funk.
Speaker 3: I ever got the venue, the bowling venue. I can't
Speaker 3: remember what it's called.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, there's so many places.
Speaker 3: There's a there's a spot, you know, selling slices and
Speaker 3: those eight dollars.
Speaker 2: I think I've been there too. I just do it.
Speaker 1: Almost turned to the joker. I was just like, I really,
Speaker 1: I really want I was. I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: t look what you get. I understand, I understand, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm I'm sympathetic, well not sympathetic, but I understand. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're this is amusement park pricing. I get it right, whatever,
Speaker 1: we're trapped here. You got food, fine, But like my
Speaker 1: line is like one slice for two for a two
Speaker 1: dig a two digit price. No, look, I do even nine.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's fucking ridiculous. But I'm hungry. But
Speaker 1: like ten, brother, ten is is that's agreed to. Ten
Speaker 1: is so insane. It's the most So.
Speaker 3: There's there's a place in downtown by the shake shack
Speaker 3: that's four bucks with the soda, and I'm like, I
Speaker 3: can do that in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: Entirely fine. I can do that entirely reason. Not bad
Speaker 1: pizza either, It's not bad. It's in Vegas.
Speaker 2: No, well the pizza had Megan is really good. But
Speaker 2: I don't have anything it was.
Speaker 1: It was right by I want to remember that thing
Speaker 1: that you were telling me about the place it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I forgot that I could do that. Rocos is
Speaker 2: fucking good. I went to a place where you know
Speaker 2: where there's like that big that big like canopy where
Speaker 2: it shows like lights and everything in proper Vegas. It's
Speaker 2: like it's like all that's all.
Speaker 3: I was like, damn, we gotta be way more specific.
Speaker 1: It's like, is it by the Eiffel Tower?
Speaker 2: I think so yeah. And like off one of like
Speaker 2: right off the strip, there's this like there's uh, there's
Speaker 2: this place is like a bar and a pizza shop.
Speaker 2: Then went out there and I got pizza. There was
Speaker 2: pretty good that I don't like this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, seven Bucks.
Speaker 3: That's kind of crazy that they're because like even the
Speaker 3: Rocos was like it was they were giant slices.
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 3: There giant slies were six Bucks. I was and it's
Speaker 3: fantastic so I was like, I can do that. So
Speaker 3: we just get like two twelve bucks and fills uh
Speaker 3: fills us up.
Speaker 1: Next time I'm there, I'll check that because I want
Speaker 1: to go literally get away as long as right, that's fine.
Speaker 1: But like like we we also went to this MoMA
Speaker 1: Fuku place, and I couldn't even as the best restaurant
Speaker 1: I've ever fucking I couldn't even believe how fucking good
Speaker 1: that ship was.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's unreasonably priced obviously, but like, dude, that
Speaker 1: was the best pork I've ever had in my entire
Speaker 1: it was it maybe completely like shift focus on, like okay,
Speaker 1: maybe I maybe maybe I could kill a pig. Actually
Speaker 1: that's crazy, like if I had to eat.
Speaker 2: It, it's crazy. I kill a pig in my sleep.
Speaker 1: In your sleep. I don't think I could. Like now
Speaker 1: I could, like it's that easy, like I gelt like
Speaker 1: now that I know that they can taste like that. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: I don't even like eat.
Speaker 2: I don't even like eating pigs like if I.
Speaker 3: Had, I don't know, man, A certain a certain smoked
Speaker 3: ribs like I'm yeah, I might, man, It's like.
Speaker 2: I I love them. I love animals, and I would.
Speaker 1: Smoke ribs is like, I mean you should.
Speaker 3: If you don't smoke ribs, you're you should be killed.
Speaker 1: I agree, but like that.
Speaker 3: Because like if if you, if you it's like having
Speaker 3: some I mean smoke smoke meat versus not smoke meat.
Speaker 3: Is is hilarious. The flavor is.
Speaker 2: Night and like red smeat. It smoked, It's hard for
Speaker 2: me to enjoy it.
Speaker 3: It's like say, I'll get like a cold cuts if.
Speaker 2: The meat's not smoked.
Speaker 3: I kind of I feel like a cat when they like,
Speaker 3: you know, you'll give them food and the like, and
Speaker 3: then they'll just walk away that they just don't want it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's the difference to me, Like it smoked meats ruined me. Essentially,
Speaker 3: it ruined my taste bloods. I'm like, this isn't smoke.
Speaker 3: This ain't nearly as good not you know, smoke turkey mesquite.
Speaker 1: It's a good one. My ska, my skate.
Speaker 3: You ever had my skat? But yeah, guys, ask Creed Shadows.
Speaker 3: If you're into it, try it on Ubi soft. Plus,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't just buy it out right, and if you
Speaker 3: don't like it, you know, like I think this is
Speaker 3: I personally think for RPGs. This is just a fun experience.
Speaker 1: You're freaking like Hitler at the Olympics right now.
Speaker 3: You're trying to got a little bit of myth going
Speaker 3: on earth. It was literally on was it? It wasn't myth?
Speaker 2: It was it was it was an amphetamine?
Speaker 1: But was it?
Speaker 2: Was it just proper myth? Or was something else?
Speaker 1: Probably German meth, German math, fucking Nazi meth. It was something?
Speaker 1: What were they on? Was it just math? This kid
Speaker 1: Hitler called Jitler, No, you're dumb.
Speaker 2: Stop, shut up, go to I'm done.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm done. I didn't want to mention little Yeah.
Speaker 1: So we're done with assassin's creed blassassins bleed blast Wait
Speaker 1: wait wait we're real quick.
Speaker 2: Okay, well well real quick, real quick. I forgot I
Speaker 2: need to mention this. The discourse got so crazy that
Speaker 2: some politician in Japan trying to get clout, was like,
Speaker 2: mister prime minister, are you gonna address the assassin's creed
Speaker 2: shadows issue? Are you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And then he was like like what the fuck?
Speaker 3: What you know, what's going on with this and trying
Speaker 3: to say, oh, desecrating our culture, you know, all the
Speaker 3: talking points like all this bullshit heard. All he said was, well,
Speaker 3: I guess I I guess. I hope they people don't
Speaker 3: desecrate stuff in real life and do parkour in real life.
Speaker 1: I can say that. Basically that was like he was like,
Speaker 1: I don't jump on shrine.
Speaker 2: It was basically it.
Speaker 1: Was like, I guess, don't do that?
Speaker 3: Like yeah, and then and then the headlines of in
Speaker 3: these in the culture war freaks were like the Prime
Speaker 3: Minister is gonna come down hard on Assassin's creature. I was,
Speaker 3: It's like, holy fuck, it's gotten.
Speaker 1: So it's gotten. It got that.
Speaker 2: I was like this, I don't know, YA is pretty cool.
Speaker 2: I think he's a pretty cool character. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I'd like to meet him.
Speaker 3: I can't believe that was the thing that I forgot.
Speaker 3: I only want to mention because, like I was a
Speaker 3: little bit surprised that it got like out of the
Speaker 3: Internet and into real life to where they're like, what
Speaker 3: we're talking about video games now? I guess, yeah, you
Speaker 3: can tell they never talk about that ship, you know, like,
Speaker 3: why are we talking about this right now?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: And then just knowing that what you saying, I'd be hard,
Speaker 2: I'd be really don't don't no no no no no
Speaker 2: no no.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I prefer that you don't let you be hard.
Speaker 1: I think it's been done to death. Hard hard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like Macrohart. It's like I get it.
Speaker 2: Macroart never saw it's funny, but like always hard hard.
Speaker 3: That was like the me and sixth grade first joke.
Speaker 1: Yeah you told that did take on a comedy movie
Speaker 1: for like the fiftieth time. It's like, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I remember liking this, but I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: I taught my nephew about my nephew like learn, which
Speaker 2: he had like basically little kid, Homer.
Speaker 1: You were helping your nephew learn? Are you sure? Yeah?
Speaker 2: That was that was teaching and probably not the right stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what I was thinking. But he was like, he's like,
Speaker 2: what's a three? Like I don't know how to draw
Speaker 2: three exactly.
Speaker 1: Know.
Speaker 2: I was like this draw butt. I was gonna say,
Speaker 2: it's a sideways butt, and he I remember my aunt
Speaker 2: teaching me that too when I was younger. It was
Speaker 2: the butt, and I saw his eyes light up and
Speaker 2: he just couldn't stop, like he started crying laughing. I
Speaker 2: just spear you ever did that because he was kind
Speaker 2: of confused. I get it as a kid. That is
Speaker 2: probably really funny. He was just like it was like
Speaker 2: it was like giving a monkey the potion of.
Speaker 1: Now I understand how you don't know how to How
Speaker 1: do you not? How old is he?
Speaker 2: He's six seventeen? No, No, he's like he's like five
Speaker 2: when you're just learning.
Speaker 1: He doesn't know how to draw three.
Speaker 2: It's more not he doesn't understand exactly when a three
Speaker 2: should be using his learning numbers when they learned it.
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess, But that's the only that's the
Speaker 1: only number. He was having a problem with, uh doing
Speaker 1: it himself. Yes, that's a strange.
Speaker 2: He could point out, he could point out a three,
Speaker 2: but it was him doing it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. It's damn near the easy outside
Speaker 1: of a one feels like.
Speaker 3: I remember kids back in the day eight they would
Speaker 3: just put two circles on top of each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was like funny.
Speaker 2: And it's like, no, you gotta three is half an eight.
Speaker 1: Cut and half. I remember learning it.
Speaker 3: It's like the you know, it's an an. It's kind
Speaker 3: of like reverse the gay ass is like having sex.
Speaker 1: Actually it's a three essentially more gay as is reverse
Speaker 1: having sex, well one reverse.
Speaker 2: But it's just weird seeing someone learn, seeing someone learn
Speaker 2: something like that, him being like, oh my god, is
Speaker 2: the funny so funny.
Speaker 1: I'm like, dang, kid, Now, now when he's thirty, say
Speaker 1: that to him again and see if he laughs, probably
Speaker 1: because that's what you're doing. What you just did you
Speaker 1: be I be hard. Yeah, it's fun to fall.
Speaker 2: Its kind of funny.
Speaker 1: His neck that is crazy looking at you, dangling dang.
Speaker 2: Laughing his ass off, and then you I actually, like
Speaker 2: I said, I normally don't laugh. Listening back to the podcast,
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, I hate this, uh, but I.
Speaker 3: Kept like, I kept going back where you're talking about
Speaker 3: your kid being I can't remember you some stupid name Laslow,
Speaker 3: and then like there was like this whole thing we're
Speaker 3: talking about Indian ship, and then went to Laslow, and
Speaker 3: then it was this Devin thing, and I kept devineing
Speaker 3: was so funny. It's just being disrespectful of suicide is
Speaker 3: so funny to me.
Speaker 2: Suicide is so not funny, but exactly that's what's so
Speaker 2: not funny. But the idea of making fun of someone
Speaker 2: doing it is like fun to me.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's just like David Draymond actually dently
Speaker 3: did the most disrespectful thing, but he was trying to
Speaker 3: make a like an homage to a thing that he experienced.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, but.
Speaker 2: Also den no, no no, but like I'm sorry. That
Speaker 2: sounds fun?
Speaker 1: Is that that song is around? Uh yeah, basically the
Speaker 1: songs from inside the Fire, the songs from the perspective
Speaker 1: of like Satan claiming Devin. I don't think I ever
Speaker 1: thought about what it was about because it sounded so
Speaker 1: damn silly. Yeah, it's almost like, uh it's it's like
Speaker 1: it's like it's like eminem It's like that like that
Speaker 1: that weird.
Speaker 2: For me. It's funny because it's like, look what I'm Devin.
Speaker 2: It's it's like it's like the whole situation where like
Speaker 2: what's his name, Like it's like it's like pissing on
Speaker 2: the kid's graves of the kids graves, Like that's super
Speaker 2: fucked up. But also someone going out and pissing on
Speaker 2: a kid's grave, there's comedy.
Speaker 1: There's comedy in the sense that someone would be deranged
Speaker 1: enough to do that, and then you fill in the
Speaker 1: gaps of like how could somebody be that crazy.
Speaker 2: I need to know his story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I need to know this was he like was
Speaker 1: he pushed out of a window? Dangled out of a
Speaker 1: window by clowns? Like like what is this story leads
Speaker 1: a person to piss on the graves on? What did
Speaker 1: that kid do? Child? You anyway.
Speaker 2: Into the tombstone.
Speaker 1: Watching that, Like I want to get to this before
Speaker 1: we forget, because this is this is probably like this,
Speaker 1: this whole thing was so astounding to me. And I
Speaker 1: know people hate it when we talk politics. I kind
Speaker 1: of do too, but like this is so funny, man,
Speaker 1: Like this is just too.
Speaker 3: People that hate it, I think you should not. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna not say it what I was gonna say, go ahead.
Speaker 1: I just think this group che I think is so
Speaker 1: hilarious because so for those of you who don't know,
Speaker 1: uh there was basically I think he Seth and all
Speaker 1: these like Trump administration guys jumped into a signal chat,
Speaker 1: which is not a particularly secure thing. It's like it's
Speaker 1: vaguely encrypted, but like it's not Telegram or something or
Speaker 1: that it might as well be fucking snapchat. But uh
Speaker 1: so it was Pete Hegseth, Jdvance and a bunch of
Speaker 1: other people like in a group chat and they were
Speaker 1: basically like talking about how they were gonna, you know,
Speaker 1: planning a strike on Yemen or whatever, and they accidentally
Speaker 1: Pete Hegseth because he's a fucking day drunk and he's
Speaker 1: still an alcoholic and he's still drinking all the time.
Speaker 1: He added some reporter I think from the Atlantic, by accident,
Speaker 1: and so he basically just let some random reporter in
Speaker 1: on a bunch of classified like conversations about like military operations,
Speaker 1: and it's so fucking in confident. It's amazing.
Speaker 2: Merit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we want a society based on merits. This is
Speaker 1: such a DEI fucking it really literally, this is DEI.
Speaker 1: This is you know what I mean, or like their
Speaker 1: idea of it, like unqualified people being like pushed into
Speaker 1: like his careers that they don't have the jurisdiction or
Speaker 1: the skills to actually manage how you can have a
Speaker 1: fucking alcohol like Pete hexts should sucking fault, he should
Speaker 1: dive down the flight of stairs. Fucking moron, it's just dive.
Speaker 1: I can't believe, Like imagine if that got out to
Speaker 1: literally anybody else other than like a reporter. That's like respectable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: imagine it was. They're like, fucking I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like what if like Hassan got it somehow.
Speaker 2: He's like just warning them, warning that you have any hoies. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I got some information you might be interested in.
Speaker 1: It's literally this this administration literally you.
Speaker 2: Know, really you ever heard his son read his chat?
Speaker 2: It sounds crazy, sound like he turns off all his feelings.
Speaker 1: He's like, it's it's literally like they don't know if
Speaker 1: I've ever read it.
Speaker 3: So it'll be like like, so he'll be talking in
Speaker 3: a normal tone and he's he's doing his things the
Speaker 3: san and then he'll be like then I'm reading his
Speaker 3: tone and reading and then there's like there's no inflection
Speaker 3: at all, and I'm just like it sounds like old
Speaker 3: fucking old Apple nineties fucking Texas speech where it's just
Speaker 3: like there's no inflections and all. And I'm like, damn, dude,
Speaker 3: you've been doing this ship too long.
Speaker 1: Dude, you've been doing this ship for a way too
Speaker 1: rhythm Yeah, yeah, rhy, shut the funk up.
Speaker 2: You're gonna say you were gonna say it was I
Speaker 2: you were he just repeated what you said.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think I was trailing behind you, man,
Speaker 3: but I'm almost got almost common du to you.
Speaker 2: But it's weird. Don't do that again. You're the people's
Speaker 2: minds and ship brothers. I'm a bit of a theftist.
Speaker 2: I'm a theft but no, yeah, this is uh tears.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's d That's exactly what they accuse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, blood doesn't know how to fly this plane. Yeah,
Speaker 1: excepts into the Grand Canyon.
Speaker 2: Just fucking has the entire fucking just Scotch, just like
Speaker 2: just fucking sucking it. Like you see it going down.
Speaker 2: You see the scott Last bottle bending like like.
Speaker 1: This would have you seen have you seen the plastic bottle?
Speaker 1: That's crazy? Have you seen? Like so I've seen on
Speaker 1: the on TikTok kind of recently this like this guy
Speaker 1: he has like a show or a channel. I don't
Speaker 1: even know what to call it. Really, it's called like
Speaker 1: the Necessary Conversation or whatever, and it's this dude interviewing
Speaker 1: is like parents, and his parents are like the worst
Speaker 1: people ever. It's like have you seen this, I've never
Speaker 1: seen Like it's just like Trump like simps basically and
Speaker 1: they're just like old and they're like they're talking to
Speaker 1: them and it's just I think I commented, like you
Speaker 1: should drain all the money out of their accounts and
Speaker 1: dip Like I've never seen such unsympathetic parents in my
Speaker 1: own dad. The dad is particularly that's a monster. Give
Speaker 1: me some mom.
Speaker 2: I don't even know how to really talks about He
Speaker 2: talks of about how people in education. He was like,
Speaker 2: how people education They choose education, right, And he was like, well,
Speaker 2: the Board of Education is there to kind of help
Speaker 2: there be a baseline for what education would be around
Speaker 2: the world country. He's like, well, if yeah, if you
Speaker 2: want a better education, you go to schools. Like what,
Speaker 2: people can't go to school. They don't have the money
Speaker 2: to go to school. He's like, yes, that's their choice.
Speaker 2: They choose not to. He's yeah, because they don't have
Speaker 2: the money to go to better schools. They're too They're
Speaker 2: they're trapped in a situation. And he's like, all to
Speaker 2: take is being working harder and you'll be able to
Speaker 2: figure out your problem.
Speaker 1: You're even you're even conveying it too sympathetically. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's too reasonably because like I saw one where he
Speaker 1: was like, he was like, so, Dad, do you think
Speaker 1: that if you don't like Trump that you should be
Speaker 1: allowed to be in the country, and he said you
Speaker 1: should you should leave the country or die basically that's
Speaker 1: what he said. And I'm just like, kill these people,
Speaker 1: Like what do you mean, what are you doing? Why
Speaker 1: do you even have a relationship with your parents at
Speaker 1: this point? Yeah, Like I don't even think I could
Speaker 1: do that, I honestly see, because that's so far gone.
Speaker 1: It's like, you're not my parents anymore. You're just like
Speaker 1: a fucking husk of a person, you know. I completely agree.
Speaker 3: I think people the stigma of this stigma of sticking
Speaker 3: with your family no matter what, is stupid.
Speaker 2: It's like an old tradition that should die.
Speaker 1: It's truly psychiatgy, Like the worst people in the world.
Speaker 3: It's like you've seen people, Oh, my uncle is a
Speaker 3: pedo and is killed people, and you still like, I'm
Speaker 3: still gonna fucking like visit my uncle in jail and
Speaker 3: ship or in prison, and it's like, why.
Speaker 2: Would you fuck with that guy at all?
Speaker 1: The pedophile and murderer is so crazy because that's like
Speaker 1: not even as bad guy I'm acting, because that's not
Speaker 1: even like because I think about like Jared Fogel yeah,
Speaker 1: or like Jeffrey Epstein and I don't know, maybe Jeffrey
Speaker 1: Epstein killed people. Actually you probably disappeared to you and
Speaker 1: they're like the whole thing where like people think he's
Speaker 1: like he might have been like massade or something. I
Speaker 1: didn't hear about that.
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm sorry what I didn't hear about that?
Speaker 1: But I wouldn't be surprised. But I don't know anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm interested.
Speaker 1: I actually want to hear those theories. I love shit
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, but no, I don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, it's but you see, people they stick with
Speaker 3: their family no matter what, even like oh, the mom
Speaker 3: goes to the prison and visits the serial murderer that's
Speaker 3: killed so many people still love you and you're like,
Speaker 3: what do you look At a certain point, your your
Speaker 3: maternal instinct needs to turn off, like you're a fucking monster.
Speaker 2: Well it's now. It's difficult because like it's it is
Speaker 2: difficult because you know, because you know your child in
Speaker 2: the way other people don't. Right, that's the thing, right
Speaker 2: you have like.
Speaker 3: What the no, no, no, what what that is? What
Speaker 3: that is is that you're only thinking about the good ship?
Speaker 2: Well no, because you know them as a as a person, right,
Speaker 2: you know that, like you know them, that they've done good.
Speaker 2: There's the situations that lead people to the place they are, right, Like,
Speaker 2: I'm not, I'm not someone that writes off people. I
Speaker 2: believe in and rehabilitation. I'm someone that firmly believes to.
Speaker 1: A certain extent. Yes, yes, that's my point, that's my
Speaker 1: entire point. But to a certain extent you kind of
Speaker 1: just got to cut people off because I'm like this,
Speaker 1: but most most people are sorry if you rape a
Speaker 1: kady I.
Speaker 2: That is that is that that's that like that line
Speaker 2: where it's like.
Speaker 1: Now look at my other line. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 3: If you think, like just like that guy's parent, the
Speaker 3: guy is so far gone that if you don't a
Speaker 3: fucking poul Titian, if you don't support a politician, you
Speaker 3: should be dead or gone.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't need you to be here, dude, exactly.
Speaker 1: That's that's so beyondest.
Speaker 2: I think that I think. I I think at that moment,
Speaker 2: I would just this is myself because I'm like, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I don't have asue with my father. I don't like him.
Speaker 2: I think he's a bad person, right, so I don't have.
Speaker 3: The whole like, clearly calm down, he listens.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's he's he's Kinkston. He's actually what if he's
Speaker 5: king of Paphastard. He's king of papazard He's been here
Speaker 5: the whole time giving you back pains.
Speaker 1: And uh what was it called the child support?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess thanks thanks for giving me thirty three
Speaker 2: percent of kicks his child.
Speaker 3: So, mister Jamison James, that's right, he's Jackson. He's a
Speaker 3: mister Jackson. Thank you, miss Jackson.
Speaker 1: You are so real.
Speaker 2: Why did you laugh for a frame? Have you seen
Speaker 2: those means where it's like it's like the stick figure
Speaker 2: crying and he's like me quiet.
Speaker 1: Like I want to know what that is?
Speaker 2: Instantly image was like, how is that? It says how
Speaker 2: our moms want us to act when they stopped crying.
Speaker 1: If I find a lot and I find myself laughing,
Speaker 1: I've been doing this. Uh it literally just makes me laugh.
Speaker 1: It's not funny to anybody else, but like if if
Speaker 1: people are seeing me laughing, I'll try to shut myself
Speaker 1: off entirely mid laugh.
Speaker 2: That is psychle ship. That's just crazy ship for the
Speaker 2: hell of it.
Speaker 1: Because it just makes me, you're just round slowly too,
Speaker 1: like remember then your eyes go You have to make
Speaker 1: sure your eyes go limp. Also, you gotta be like
Speaker 1: and to watch people notice because you can see what
Speaker 1: people notice, but like they're not sure what, like what
Speaker 1: to say or like if they should say anything. I
Speaker 1: spent you called the coffee out on it. But we're
Speaker 1: at uh, we're at bens. Hear that one, bens. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I what I did for a whole day at Starbucks
Speaker 2: is I tried not to laugh once a whole.
Speaker 1: A great idea, minimize your joy.
Speaker 2: And I was just crying because I was just holding
Speaker 2: in so much laughter. I was just crying and I
Speaker 2: was just like, this is insane. I feel like I'm
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm becoming a looney tune. What was
Speaker 2: the ex why? What was I didn't want to laugh
Speaker 2: all because my laugh is pretty disruptive. Some people have said,
Speaker 2: so some upset you do have multiple laughs. That was
Speaker 2: probably the issue.
Speaker 1: Interesting but yeah, yuck. It's like a radio DJ.
Speaker 2: That was one of them, and then next one, guess
Speaker 2: who's back with another crazy DJ? Kingston I'm fitting to
Speaker 2: kill myself. Oh my god, I didn't it just.
Speaker 1: Talk about just like sound bite.
Speaker 2: That weird fucking noise and ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's just like what you know there sheets
Speaker 1: of metal and that you can like wiggle.
Speaker 2: I remember killed this happened, and no one, I think
Speaker 2: he said, talk about it. He was really funny. John
Speaker 2: Cena had his fucking heel turn right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we talked about that.
Speaker 2: We talked about it. But him pointing out that little
Speaker 2: kid made my day. It was the meanest thing he's
Speaker 2: ever done. He's liked you guys have been part of
Speaker 2: a joke for fifteen years. I don't care any of
Speaker 2: you idiots think even you kid. And it's this little
Speaker 2: kid dressed as him. That's like, oh, scene's really cool.
Speaker 2: He's like, you're a dumb and it's like this is
Speaker 2: that's not magic. He said this was being mean to
Speaker 2: him though, No, he.
Speaker 1: Said like he was gone off on some speech and
Speaker 1: then the kids. Cara cuts to the kid and he says,
Speaker 1: I love you, and he says something like you are
Speaker 1: all a toxic relationship or something. Yeah, I can't remember
Speaker 1: what he said exactly. Kid and even that kid doesn't
Speaker 1: matter or whatever, which is is pretty funny.
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, son.
Speaker 1: Him, that would have been legend.
Speaker 3: I want to be like a parrot and have the
Speaker 3: kid being on it, and it's been like, hey, dude,
Speaker 3: just like you know, my kid just just he'll go
Speaker 3: with it, like you know, but.
Speaker 2: Actually hit him, Slap the funk out of my kid,
Speaker 2: my kid up there and throw them off.
Speaker 3: If I was a kid and and the wrestler wanted
Speaker 3: to like be apart, I would totally let like the
Speaker 3: rock slap me or like, dude, totally I would have.
Speaker 2: I would let hb K kick my son in the face,
Speaker 2: for sure, he'd sweetshe him kick my kid in the face.
Speaker 2: Like actually, actually.
Speaker 1: The pasted out kid in I mean, that's that's.
Speaker 2: Fucking that's They just wrestle.
Speaker 1: They just wrestle around him.
Speaker 2: They step on him sometimes, but he's out so cold
Speaker 2: he doesn't feel it.
Speaker 1: It's like Chris, they step on his shin and like
Speaker 1: bends like the other way, Chris.
Speaker 3: There is this, uh some old wrestlers, these ladies, they
Speaker 3: were like pioneers. One of them was named May Young,
Speaker 3: and May Young was insane because she would take the
Speaker 3: craziest bumps and she was like fucking like eighty years.
Speaker 1: Old, Like I want an eighty year old wrestler.
Speaker 3: Like, so she was like, yeah, she's fucking like ancient,
Speaker 3: and she she was taking like these spots that they
Speaker 3: would do.
Speaker 2: I gotta show you one that like you I still
Speaker 2: to this day because it's like still a little dangerous
Speaker 2: for like a regular performing to do, like they could
Speaker 2: get it hurt. This chick's ancient and she's taking these
Speaker 2: crazy bumps that like would I think would shatter her.
Speaker 2: It made no sense. Is she one of those monk
Speaker 2: ones that they spent their whole lives abusing themselves. So
Speaker 2: maybe like by the time they on the regular world,
Speaker 2: like a car crashes like whatever. I think what happened
Speaker 2: since she was probably born in like the twenties or
Speaker 2: something or whatever the fuck that she has already been
Speaker 2: slapped a bunch, you know, dinner's cold all the ship
Speaker 2: and then hardened. Yeah, something happened to her.
Speaker 3: She just had I think all of her nerve endings
Speaker 3: were just burned off and then she just locks in.
Speaker 1: She stood on the coast of Oregon in nineteen forty
Speaker 1: five and just let just let the radioactive kind of
Speaker 1: wing radiation and the radiation glide over from Japan.
Speaker 2: It's happened her that happened. Really, this is literally.
Speaker 1: That's that's why there's like there was like a bunch
Speaker 1: of like radioactive like fish that washed up on Oregon
Speaker 1: in like west the West coast.
Speaker 2: After yeah, apart, we're just falling apart pretty much.
Speaker 1: I mean, it wasn't like they weren't like the nukes
Speaker 1: of like modern like they're not gonna it's not like fallout,
Speaker 1: you know. It's not like sure Noble or something where
Speaker 1: it's just radioactivity pump pulsing forever.
Speaker 3: I love the idea of this because it starts off
Speaker 3: with she's in a a neck brace and a wheelchair.
Speaker 3: So this video is called what so this is? This
Speaker 3: is Bubby Ray Dudley power bombs May on the stage
Speaker 3: and this is in Raw two thousand. But like she's
Speaker 3: they just took her out of a fucking she's eighty
Speaker 3: something like that.
Speaker 1: She's eighty years old or like fucking old. What the
Speaker 1: fuck is that? That looks like Tim Robinson a fucking sketch.
Speaker 2: So like, well, imagine look how she's so old.
Speaker 1: It's a wild fucking that is crazy. Actually she's been
Speaker 1: put through tables, dude, they've beat the fun.
Speaker 2: She passed up there but I would imagine.
Speaker 3: But yeah, she is. She was nuts, man. She would
Speaker 3: take so many bumps like that. She's been crashed the
Speaker 3: tables multiple times like that, and uh trooper, but like
Speaker 3: to me that I don't get it being old. But
Speaker 3: as a kid, of course you felt instructible. I would
Speaker 3: have loved to have been decimated by it, because it's.
Speaker 2: Like the ultimate honor, right you.
Speaker 3: So everybody wants to get take a stone cold stunner,
Speaker 3: like you want to be stunned by the stone hold.
Speaker 2: Tyson was like, Hey, what's going on? Deck? That's going on?
Speaker 2: I'm a really big fan enjoying your music. I like
Speaker 2: you your metal coves.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Would I possibly be able to punch Jojo one time
Speaker 2: in the I can. I'll reimburse you, of course for
Speaker 2: the topic with you. I've remembersed the hospital anything by
Speaker 2: any one hit. I just really want to punch that
Speaker 2: white woman. I love him absolutely, but go ahead, go ahead, please,
Speaker 2: that's crazy because absolutely so. This is modern day Mike Tyson. Right, No, no,
Speaker 2: this is me at my prime when I was warded
Speaker 2: in the eighties lighties, not his early nineties. Me when
Speaker 2: I was on my fucking tid when I was punting.
Speaker 1: I think it was more in late eighties he was
Speaker 1: a little bit more dangerous.
Speaker 2: I think I think he had his he had his
Speaker 2: all Star run in the early nineties though, But yeah,
Speaker 2: you're right, he is. He was a bestad. No, I
Speaker 2: think you're Mismemory wasn't. He wasn't in his twenties and
Speaker 2: ninety one when he got his first championship.
Speaker 3: I think the early nineties was actually when he was
Speaker 3: was he interested It was.
Speaker 2: Already starting to taper off a little bit, but I
Speaker 2: would say he was.
Speaker 1: He was.
Speaker 2: He was the most feared in the in the eighties,
Speaker 2: where he was just literally knocking out everybody inside point
Speaker 2: the matter, there was a lot of Mike Tyson prime
Speaker 2: Mike Tyson at my peak, at my peak power. Did
Speaker 2: you glet me mono your wife? That's fucking like absolutely insane,
Speaker 2: Like that's brain damage. What do you mean he's not
Speaker 2: gonna be brain You hading the jaw real quick, you
Speaker 2: go fall down. This is all of the wake up.
Speaker 2: Probably not.
Speaker 3: So here's the thing I hear, this is what I
Speaker 3: think I would. So, so here's the thing. If I
Speaker 3: want to you see, I don't see. So actually I
Speaker 3: think this is actually look, I'm gonna let you do it, Mike.
Speaker 3: I'm let you do it for one reason, because I've
Speaker 3: seen the future and I feel like if you knock
Speaker 3: her out and kill her, you'll go to prison for
Speaker 3: that instead of for raping a woman.
Speaker 2: That's possibly idea, and.
Speaker 3: Then I can save you from sexual assault. And and
Speaker 3: people won't have I mean, I know most people don't care.
Speaker 3: It's kind of insane how they just completely wash over it.
Speaker 1: And the same thing with the what's his face? The
Speaker 1: guy who helicoptered himself into a mountain?
Speaker 2: Oh, Kobe, did he have a actually no, no drug?
Speaker 2: He went he went to sleep with a woman who
Speaker 2: agreed to sleep with him, and then afterwards it was
Speaker 2: cheated as wife.
Speaker 1: Did you see this fucking dean with his ship?
Speaker 2: Do you not see? You know that the Kobe situation,
Speaker 2: I don't. I didn't know well, I know the situation.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that there was any proof that she
Speaker 2: definitively lied. I thought I thought it was directly be wrong,
Speaker 2: but like to.
Speaker 1: Me, it was sut.
Speaker 3: It's pretty it doesn't yeah to me, it's pretty fucking
Speaker 3: obvious that that chick was trying to get a fucking
Speaker 3: payday and he was just fucking a woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The NBA players, they're fucking women left and right, and
Speaker 3: one of them was smart enough to.
Speaker 2: Get a bag.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just it's just like, oh, he just
Speaker 3: because usually in situations like that, then a bunch of
Speaker 3: women come forward that are like, yeah, this guy raped
Speaker 3: up all of us. This was just this one girl
Speaker 3: that I feel like was smart enough to be like,
Speaker 3: I want a massive bag.
Speaker 1: I mean it might not have been a serial rapist,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Maybe not so, but if you're it's kind of weird
Speaker 3: to be, Oh, every girl pretty much I come in
Speaker 3: contact wants to fuck me, and I'm just gonna happen
Speaker 3: to rape this one girl.
Speaker 1: It's a little weird. It's using how rapists are.
Speaker 3: I think, unless I don't know, you know something that
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: For me, I just don't give a about defending it.
Speaker 1: It's not who could be.
Speaker 3: It's not even defending I'm just thinking of it logically
Speaker 3: where I'm like, you're an NBA star, very good looking
Speaker 3: guy with all this money and all these groupy around
Speaker 3: the fun the ship of you all the time, and
Speaker 3: then it's like I'm gonna rape this one It just
Speaker 3: sounds stupid versus like you know, like like like a model.
Speaker 1: Raps aren't particularly smart rape.
Speaker 2: But they're usually not just like I'm gonna rape this
Speaker 2: this one time and then that's it.
Speaker 1: That's usually. God was like, he's a rapist, crash him
Speaker 1: in helicopter? Why are our president? What is going on
Speaker 1: with that? He's literally in adjudicated rapist. Buy a jury,
Speaker 1: or like, yeah, this dude raped.
Speaker 2: Is the fucking president. It was the fact that God
Speaker 2: is doing a bad job, which killed me.
Speaker 1: Was like the why would wait, hold on, why would
Speaker 1: a rich person would rape somebody? If if he's got
Speaker 1: all these group he is going around and Donald Trump
Speaker 1: is disgusting human being. Yeah, but people like to people
Speaker 1: who are rich.
Speaker 3: People like to there's a difference. People like to siphon
Speaker 3: money off of people who are rich. People want to
Speaker 3: fuck looking athletes that are extremely charismatic. It's a different
Speaker 3: It's like people aren't lining were lining up to fuck
Speaker 3: Hugh Hefner because he looked great. It was he has
Speaker 3: a shipload of money, so I'm gonna siphon his money off.
Speaker 2: I want to marry.
Speaker 3: Maybe. Yeah, I guess I just think he was so agent.
Speaker 3: It's probably kind of disgusting, fucking a really ancient man.
Speaker 3: And it's not like it's like I imagine, like Laura
Speaker 3: Lumer clearly was blowing Trump probably threw up afterwards, but.
Speaker 1: She was sat as disgusting. She well, she just.
Speaker 2: Looks more like a purge. I think she's like a
Speaker 2: normal person before.
Speaker 1: She looks like she doesn't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I have no references.
Speaker 1: Swollen purge mask. That's allergic to purge masks.
Speaker 2: She put the purge mask on and her faces is
Speaker 2: getting swollen. That's fantastic. That is a fantastic description, sir.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but look a look at man.
Speaker 2: Obviously we don't know, so there don't get here. Actually,
Speaker 2: so thank you there for allowing me hit Joe.
Speaker 1: All right, that's how we got here. And trying to
Speaker 1: hit your wife thinks.
Speaker 2: Think so musle muscle.
Speaker 1: So I'm a bringer of the room.
Speaker 2: You see, you guys are full five right, you see
Speaker 2: like a spark his fist. You guys played five, right,
Speaker 2: RESU five andies. You guys played mercenaries five right?
Speaker 1: Well yeah, but you know when.
Speaker 2: Chrystal coxs back, but the hate maker. He looked at
Speaker 2: the scream. It's not just mercenaries, that's just a move
Speaker 2: that he does. Well, yeah, but I only really get
Speaker 2: it Mercenaries a certain kind of shot you have to
Speaker 2: land to do it. I never really got it in game,
Speaker 2: only really sought in mercenaries where he like cocks.
Speaker 1: He's really bad at Resident Evil five. He plays with
Speaker 1: a d d R pad.
Speaker 2: Great. I don't know why I'm good at those games.
Speaker 1: He plays in The d d R pad is like
Speaker 1: the joystick and then a guitar Hero controller.
Speaker 2: And I beat the game every time, and I'm the game.
Speaker 1: Well it took you ten years of be that one,
Speaker 1: but I beat it. But can you do it in
Speaker 1: ten years? Yeah? For sure.
Speaker 2: Right now I just actually playing do it.
Speaker 1: I just to play Guitar here on the controller because
Speaker 1: they didn't have a guitar. Yeah I didn't.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: It's funny that I didn't game a couple of the guitar. Yes,
Speaker 1: well it was first. No, it doesn't. It totally does
Speaker 1: at first, but so then everybody had controllers. Yeah, on
Speaker 1: PS two I had it. But then there was the
Speaker 1: demo for Guitar Here with three on PS on Xbox
Speaker 1: three sixty that you could just download. But I didn't
Speaker 1: have a three sixty guitar, So like I played, I
Speaker 1: just I downloaded and I was like, I wonder if
Speaker 1: I'll be able to play this then you could. I
Speaker 1: think it was like the bumpers and then a so
Speaker 1: like it was like, oh interesting, down to bread it
Speaker 1: would be like hey, and it was weird, but it
Speaker 1: was like that is it's kind of fun. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: could see how this will be fun. You know, it
Speaker 1: just becomes like a standard rhythm game but interesting. But yeah,
Speaker 1: did you guys see this Dean Withers stuff? No, what
Speaker 1: the hell will happened? I'll only mentioned it briefly because
Speaker 1: it's I don't really know that much about it. I
Speaker 1: just know like the service level information. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: So like Dean with this is just like this this
Speaker 1: twink looking leftist guy. He's he's on a lot of podcasts.
Speaker 1: He does a lot of debate. Bro right, he's a
Speaker 1: bit of a debate bro's he's a debate twink. Yeah
Speaker 1: yeah yah, But so I guess he was like friends
Speaker 1: with like Harry Sison or like these oldest people like
Speaker 1: I don't know these other, these other similar types of people.
Speaker 1: They're like in adjacent, they're in the same yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh it came out that they're those other guys
Speaker 1: are just kind of fuck boys. I guess, so exactly. No,
Speaker 1: But then he goes like, I need to make it
Speaker 1: clear I'm not friends with these people. So he distanced
Speaker 1: himself from these people just because, just because, just because
Speaker 1: they were just like flirting with a bunch of people
Speaker 1: like not even like anything, like nothing of any concept.
Speaker 1: I'm not even fucking exaggerating.
Speaker 2: What's happening.
Speaker 1: What's happening, I don't know. It's just the latest I
Speaker 1: hate these people, I guess.
Speaker 2: I guess being I guess being a liberal person, a
Speaker 2: very liberal leftist person, kind of makes you not be
Speaker 2: aligned with someone that's a woman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's only for only women can be that way.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is this ship? That's not stupid? Thought
Speaker 1: it is though, because they would never cut out. They
Speaker 1: would never do that to some female content creator who
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I'm texting I'm sexy multiple guys under
Speaker 1: no fucking circumstance. Would that be like a moral line
Speaker 1: for you to drink at all? I thought we were
Speaker 1: done with that right, that's what I thought. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: you're such a disappointment. You know, man, remember this Solas.
Speaker 1: There was something that resurfaced and I buried it. Corey Kinchin,
Speaker 1: this is hearing that name. Its just so stupid.
Speaker 2: He's he's like a he's a huge, huge, tens of millions.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of this guy. An anime black dude,
Speaker 1: he's one of He's he's.
Speaker 2: Up your era of starting YouTube. He's like that era.
Speaker 1: I started in that fucking eight Chris.
Speaker 2: He's that.
Speaker 1: Let's just say.
Speaker 3: Let's just say he's another one that animes. He's anime
Speaker 3: black dude. Just you know, there's like a that's like
Speaker 3: a genre.
Speaker 1: There's one guy that crashed out hard, Heavenly Controller.
Speaker 2: He crashed out hard, but what happened, well.
Speaker 1: He just it's a whole tale story short.
Speaker 3: He's like, it's a chatty he's an extreme like narcissist,
Speaker 3: which I didn't because I started watching him years ago.
Speaker 2: He's cool, but he was another anime Negro and wait.
Speaker 3: Don't don't don't do the dumb He got into some
Speaker 3: allegations and a Negro and a.
Speaker 1: And the Negro and works and anim gro works we're done.
Speaker 2: We're done. Niga mays Niga May.
Speaker 1: Not bad. That's not bad. It's not bad. It doesn't
Speaker 1: really apply to him so much as it so much
Speaker 1: as it would apply.
Speaker 2: It like a genre.
Speaker 1: It's more of a genre of television. Okay, okay, so
Speaker 1: dragon Ball so so.
Speaker 2: Samurai shampoo right sham oh yeah, Afro Samurai is nigga
Speaker 2: may but dragon Ball is definitely a Niga may too.
Speaker 3: It has niga may elements. Really not, it's more of
Speaker 3: like a it's a niga ma.
Speaker 1: It's it's just a it's just.
Speaker 2: Maybe not every episode, and.
Speaker 1: And and being being a negros Wait wait would you
Speaker 1: call it being a mas remember whatever?
Speaker 2: So whatever, having the control.
Speaker 1: Goun is some weird.
Speaker 2: He's blinking a lot.
Speaker 1: Well, let him go. We we'll shut up for like
Speaker 1: a while. Heavenly negro controller haven't scanners.
Speaker 3: No, No, it wasn't about heaving the controller. I was
Speaker 3: just saying that he crashed out. But I was talking
Speaker 3: about Corey Kinchin he all he all Corey did it
Speaker 3: was it was like live streamed or something. He was
Speaker 3: just gidding his hair dead, That's it. And then the
Speaker 3: fucking the stylus as she was walking away for two seconds,
Speaker 3: he caught a glance of her ass, and people were
Speaker 3: trying to funk.
Speaker 1: With him because of that. Wait, what do you like?
Speaker 1: Was he streaming it? Streaming? It was like it was
Speaker 1: like a VID whatever. Oh come, look that's literally that's
Speaker 1: he caught a glimpse if if there's an ass in
Speaker 1: the vicinity, I'm going to look at. Of course, this
Speaker 1: doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 2: Respectfully, in which he absolutely did. You give a little
Speaker 2: quick spec for glands that actually is like they wear
Speaker 2: tight jeans for a fucking reason. Look, look, I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna go into the she dressed like that's what she
Speaker 2: wants the type ship. Well, but but you want so
Speaker 2: what they what they dress like it for? No whatever
Speaker 2: whatever they be honest, whatever they dress like it for
Speaker 2: whatever it is. God, he took a glance that is
Speaker 2: not in I don't want to don't even don't even
Speaker 2: don't do that.
Speaker 3: I don't people dress away they want because they want
Speaker 3: something from it. I wear this because it's stupid or something.
Speaker 3: That's why I was gonna wear a music video We're
Speaker 3: a nice by shirt because it's stupid. You wear a
Speaker 3: band shirt because you want to track other people that
Speaker 3: are in the band stuff and compliment you. If you
Speaker 3: want to wear your tits out is because you want
Speaker 3: people to see your ditch and they like your tits.
Speaker 1: It's it's for a fucking reason. And to pretend like
Speaker 1: it's not is retarded.
Speaker 2: I I don't even disagree with that, right, but like
Speaker 2: why even pretend to act like it's a problem actic
Speaker 2: is problematic. I just think the fact that people use
Speaker 2: that same argument that you're using right not to validate
Speaker 2: people doing fun ship. That's the thing that is.
Speaker 1: True, that is they try, but it's not. You have
Speaker 1: to push back and be like, no, you're just a
Speaker 1: fucking freak.
Speaker 2: Derek.
Speaker 1: I agree, but instead of normalize that ship, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not normalizing you're doing it right now. I'm doing
Speaker 2: right now is I'm like, look aside from whatever she
Speaker 2: wanted to do because I agree with you on that,
Speaker 2: like it's what you want to do it for.
Speaker 3: And I'm like the people where you're playing into it's
Speaker 3: like it's like giving the okay hands symbol to the
Speaker 3: white supremacists as kin to what you're doing where it's like, no,
Speaker 3: fuck you, that's not what this is about. Shut up,
Speaker 3: we know what this means, and you're like, whoa whatever
Speaker 3: that means, Like you're doing this thing where I'm like no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: we know what this means.
Speaker 1: Fuck you.
Speaker 3: I agree like people that fucking do horrible things to
Speaker 3: women and try to use the excuse what you're asking for.
Speaker 3: It is not akin to a woman wanting to dress
Speaker 3: can I agree?
Speaker 2: Look good? I agree you are right then, but I'm not.
Speaker 2: But I'm not. But my argument doesn't come from it.
Speaker 1: I agree with your saying, like it's it's also possible
Speaker 1: that people dress that way because they just simply like
Speaker 1: the way it feels exact, It's irrespective.
Speaker 3: Another question is the question is why do they like
Speaker 3: the way?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: Why? What makes them feel? Whatever? They want to write,
Speaker 2: and that's fine, and feel what and they enjoy They
Speaker 2: enjoy the way it fixed their body, feel the way
Speaker 2: they present themselves, and that is fine.
Speaker 1: I agree with you.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying with you. I agree with your words, right.
Speaker 1: I just don't.
Speaker 3: I don't think there's anything complicated of saying, you know,
Speaker 3: women like to dress sexy because it makes them feel
Speaker 3: sexy and and like, but it doesn't.
Speaker 2: It does not correlate to being she asked for it.
Speaker 2: I'm doing that, but that is an absence, that's the transpire.
Speaker 1: But it's so in the same way that like, no,
Speaker 1: I agree, and I know those avenues are fucking stupid.
Speaker 3: So what we do is like, instead of validating it,
Speaker 3: I push back and be like, no, you're a fucking pervert. Dude,
Speaker 3: You're not gonna use I'm not going to allow somebody
Speaker 3: to use that type of language to make an excuse
Speaker 3: to be perverse or to try.
Speaker 1: To do something.
Speaker 2: I'm still not validating it, but that's not what I'm
Speaker 2: talking about, right. I know you don't think you are,
Speaker 2: but I'm out you do not think you are. But
Speaker 2: the fact that you even pushed back at all, I
Speaker 2: was validating, literally agreeing with you. Though my words are
Speaker 2: me agreeing with you saying you're right. That's fine, you
Speaker 2: are right, But that's not what I was talking about.
Speaker 2: You are right, that is true, Okay, help me understand that.
Speaker 2: I guess maybe I'm confused. That's true. I agree that
Speaker 2: you're right that clearly people people will dress like let's
Speaker 2: say like somebody that what you call a woman that
Speaker 2: works out a lot, right, she works she works out
Speaker 2: lot she wears things that reveal a parts of her body.
Speaker 2: She does she wants to what she feels good or
Speaker 2: justhing like that, and it may be to attract people
Speaker 2: as well. That's that's all of that. All of those
Speaker 2: variations of things are fine and entirely that. But I
Speaker 2: was not talking about the aspect is the idea of
Speaker 2: she wore that she has a nice ass. He looked,
Speaker 2: that's it, he looked respectfully.
Speaker 1: And then he went on what he was doing so
Speaker 1: is that I don't understand what happens still with this thing.
Speaker 3: He looked at a girl's ass and it was so
Speaker 3: it was the thing of it's the this is the
Speaker 3: thing that upsets me so much. It's sex negative people.
Speaker 2: It's the it's the ones that where they're so hyper,
Speaker 2: like say feminists that their sex negative and they're.
Speaker 1: Like it loops around. Yeah, I think that's so real.
Speaker 1: By the way, it's that that's sucking like people used
Speaker 1: to like make fun of, like the horseshoe theory. It's
Speaker 1: so real, man, peoples. It used to be a thing
Speaker 1: that people were like, oh, there's such a simplicit way
Speaker 1: of viewing it. It's like it's not really like people
Speaker 1: can simplify it to a point where it's dumb, but
Speaker 1: like people do kind of like go all the way
Speaker 1: to the other end, to the point where they just
Speaker 1: like kind of pop out onto the other side. Again.
Speaker 2: It's like the idea that someone racist, someone being so
Speaker 2: raisis that they protect black people to be raised in them.
Speaker 1: Well, that's insane.
Speaker 2: That's insane. The idea of bigotry, as.
Speaker 1: They as they called it.
Speaker 3: That's another example of it, like racism, where.
Speaker 2: You here's money like that kind of like that.
Speaker 3: It's like, hey, bro, like I'm fine, I don't need
Speaker 3: you know, thanks, At this point, I would take any
Speaker 3: money my proud to be like I don't need your money.
Speaker 2: Fuck you. I'd be like thanks, you.
Speaker 1: Stupid make a big deal out of that, and him
Speaker 1: just there was did he get canceled? It wasn't. It
Speaker 1: was it wasn't gonna work, but of course people tried.
Speaker 3: Was the point that like it was even a thing
Speaker 3: so much so that like a handful of people talked
Speaker 3: about it on Twitter, and then I saw this one
Speaker 3: YouTuber make a thing about it deleted, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's weird that anyone even made a because a normal
Speaker 3: person right, wouldn't have even caught it, right, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I honestly wouldn't even caught his eyes. And if even
Speaker 1: if I did, I would have been like, oh, she
Speaker 1: must have a nice ass, glared me. I'm just like,
Speaker 1: it was just that was crazy.
Speaker 3: But it's like looking she probably looked, she probably wearing
Speaker 3: something that makes her ass look good. She'd probably proud
Speaker 3: of it. And he's like, oh damn, and then it's over.
Speaker 2: It's not it's literally there was a really classic words
Speaker 2: who's like a smash commentator and a girl walks by
Speaker 2: and he looks at her ass and me like, he
Speaker 2: gets befuddled by it, and it's in the middle of
Speaker 2: a live like and then then the other guy, another
Speaker 2: another streamer, is like, we're gonna end in here, guys
Speaker 2: have a good night, because he literally gets frozen by it.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's kind of crazy. That's different.
Speaker 2: That's like to go full cartoon wolf. That's different. That's
Speaker 2: different going full cars. We should probably be escorted, That's what.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, right, Like, that's crazy level like, but like
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't I don't even think, like
Speaker 1: I don't think people are really even that offended by
Speaker 1: that really happening, Like if people are like checking them
Speaker 1: out like at a glance, Like, no, there's a handful
Speaker 1: of people never once been checked out at a glance
Speaker 1: and been offended by it. Ever, why would my life cool?
Speaker 2: I think we're not paying attention probably likely either really look.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't noticed. It's like when I was younger, like
Speaker 1: more fit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is something really upsetting to me, and I
Speaker 3: feel like it is there's this weird balance, like I
Speaker 3: know somebody that is very I don't she's very liberal
Speaker 3: with her sexuality, however, doesn't like some of the attention
Speaker 3: that she gets.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna be honest like it.
Speaker 3: It's frustrating for me to see from the outside looking
Speaker 3: in where I think I'm like, cause it's it's not
Speaker 3: even like the uh it's not obviously the extreme perverse
Speaker 3: people you're always gonna dislike them, but just the people
Speaker 3: even paying compliments. Sometimes it's like a rolling eyes, Like
Speaker 3: she'll kind of say something like, oh, you're not you're
Speaker 3: you're not paying attention to the art of it. You're
Speaker 3: just you're just googling me, and and I'm like.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with that? Though?
Speaker 2: Your your cheeks are out. They look great, Like, why
Speaker 2: why is it?
Speaker 3: Why does somebody have to appreciate the entire ensemble instead
Speaker 3: of just being like, I like those butt cheeks.
Speaker 1: There are people out there that don't even appreciate hereditary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking.
Speaker 1: I.
Speaker 2: Let's just give the questions, man, I'm.
Speaker 1: Sorry, God, damn. Yeah, I don't know. Do you want
Speaker 1: to yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeahs lets let's keep this up.
Speaker 1: Let's do let's keep the short Yeah. Yeah, well we'll
Speaker 1: try like two and a half. I think it's like fair, right,
Speaker 1: we can do I don't know. I don't think we can.
Speaker 2: We can if you can, if you start, hurry up,
Speaker 2: all right, just go over.
Speaker 1: To our questions. Remember, you can leave a shut the
Speaker 1: funk up, You can leave say anything. I just felt it.
Speaker 2: That was like mixing soup.
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't you.
Speaker 4: What are you?
Speaker 1: Where are you from? Were you minding yourself mixing soup?
Speaker 1: What are you?
Speaker 2: What is this.
Speaker 1: You're gonna take? You're making a piece of ship?
Speaker 2: Who makes soup with their head?
Speaker 1: It was the smell of the step I whipping, the
Speaker 1: romo of the soup of me. No, you were doing
Speaker 1: this hurrying out?
Speaker 2: No I was I was like, yeah, I was like
Speaker 2: slashing this and then.
Speaker 1: Remember, so listen, we're gonna get into questions. You can
Speaker 1: go over you can go over to patreon dot com
Speaker 1: slash the snark tank the five dollars here right his questions. Yes, yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the camera died. Nah, just kidding, yes, as I dig
Speaker 1: into the floor, like fucking Bunny Street Shark.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, buzz Bunny does that right through the street
Speaker 2: Street Sharks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Street.
Speaker 3: Sharks did punk pillions of dollars of damage of street
Speaker 3: of Dude, I'm not kidding. I rewatched that show when
Speaker 3: it got on Netflix in like twenty eleven or something,
Speaker 3: and I'm talking about in the first episode tens of
Speaker 3: millions of dollars worth of damage to the streets.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is crazy.
Speaker 2: Just letting them do this.
Speaker 1: They're fucking terrior.
Speaker 2: You're letting them. You're not letting them do that, You're
Speaker 2: not stopping them.
Speaker 1: What do you mean fair? It is ridiculous. How much
Speaker 1: damage is in like any kind any superhero media is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Like it's like no one, no place would be able
Speaker 1: to withstand the amount of damage that any of these,
Speaker 1: any of these show even just something is simple. It's
Speaker 1: like Spider Man the animated series, which is like not
Speaker 1: very much destruction.
Speaker 2: At all, but just cars. There's so many.
Speaker 1: It's so many cars and lampposts and just like like
Speaker 1: occasionally a building explodes or like it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: That's up. Man. Imagine your car, your car you just
Speaker 2: paid off. You're like, all right, cool, I just paid
Speaker 2: off my car. I took a lot out of me,
Speaker 2: but I'm good. I can probably afford dinner tonight. Maybe
Speaker 2: you know, I'm living in New York, so it costs
Speaker 2: way too much, clearly. And then this stupid ass twink
Speaker 2: white boy from fucking Queen, It's like, hey, can I
Speaker 2: borrow that? And you're like no, no, and misses like that.
Speaker 2: Then he misses throwing cars. Really, so I gets out
Speaker 2: the way. There's no hero that should.
Speaker 1: Throw a car. Who isn't the Hulk, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean?
Speaker 2: True, I mean I understand why it looks silly after
Speaker 2: we were being able to do it.
Speaker 1: No, I just mean like it's not a hero thing
Speaker 1: to do to throw a car at anybody.
Speaker 3: Pretty mean, yeah, I remember, because you're just putting the
Speaker 3: owner of that car like I was just out.
Speaker 1: Throwing straight up.
Speaker 2: You're I did the same thing, but you're and what
Speaker 2: what Weber Shadows you throw directly while you have the
Speaker 2: black so you can pick up cars, So I would
Speaker 2: just throw them directly up.
Speaker 1: You would just buy the camera all the way up
Speaker 1: and go straight up. That is so crazy. Weber Shadows
Speaker 1: been so awesome, so so many good games in that
Speaker 1: era that are just like missing.
Speaker 2: Now you did you go with Black Catter or or Major?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I know, I know.
Speaker 1: I always want to.
Speaker 2: I just want to.
Speaker 1: Confirm I always so immediately, I just want to confirm
Speaker 1: you're not insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, m J by the mistake.
Speaker 1: But how you do that?
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, you might be able to get
Speaker 2: Black Cat later on.
Speaker 1: This is cannon. The way that I thought. The way
Speaker 1: that I thought about it is like every other Spider
Speaker 1: Man game that I've ever played. You're the good guy,
Speaker 1: so like in the game that you get to be
Speaker 1: the bad guy. Yeah, I'm gonna be the bad I'm
Speaker 1: gonna yeah, of course I'm gonna lean to that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because when are they gonna do this again? News flash? Never.
Speaker 2: I don't have the I don't have the bad guy mentality.
Speaker 2: I was like I want to do in the farious stuff,
Speaker 2: and then it comes to the moment.
Speaker 1: I'm I agree with you in it. I agree with
Speaker 1: you in the in the in the realm of like RPGs,
Speaker 1: right like if I if I'm playing like Mass Effect
Speaker 1: or fall Out, well fall a little bit less, but
Speaker 1: like you know, any most RPGs, generally, I'm gonna kind
Speaker 1: of lean towards being the good guy because this is
Speaker 1: like chances are like this is a different world that
Speaker 1: it only exists every so often, Like when was the
Speaker 1: last fall a game that came out twenty fifteen something
Speaker 1: like that. You know, spider Man, there's all the Spidery
Speaker 1: games so often where you're the hero, and it's just like,
Speaker 1: why would I do that again?
Speaker 2: Modern RPGs in general, being a bad guy's kind of like,
Speaker 2: it's good to be a bad game.
Speaker 1: It's fun. It's fun as shit. I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I feel I feel too worried about it, like how
Speaker 1: people are gonna be being.
Speaker 2: A bad guys in your it's better actually being a
Speaker 2: bad game.
Speaker 1: It's fun being a bad guy.
Speaker 3: But I just have a hard time doing even like
Speaker 3: with Acy Shadows, I just there's some stupid, little fat kid,
Speaker 3: and he's like, can I stay with you?
Speaker 1: And I'm like I was like, I fuck, no, I
Speaker 1: hate this guy. But then I'm like, it's it's literally that.
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, what is wrong with me?
Speaker 2: Why am I?
Speaker 1: Like? It's a video game, it's not real. But I
Speaker 1: still can't tell thee It was crazy.
Speaker 2: Lily has no problem doing evil stuff in videos.
Speaker 1: I believe that's so so hard dinner.
Speaker 2: Anyone can get it.
Speaker 1: And it's like it's like different, like those people don't.
Speaker 1: I don't feel that it was like whatever, but it
Speaker 1: feels so mindless.
Speaker 2: What makes is that it's anyone. There's no rhyme, there's
Speaker 2: no reason.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of people on the street.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of somebody stops quietly, gets out
Speaker 2: the car and assaults.
Speaker 1: That's what the game is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I don't even people that collabed with. I
Speaker 3: remember for a while I got stuck at a mission
Speaker 3: because I just wouldn't stop.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: This was in GTA three.
Speaker 3: There's this dude that you're collabing with name eight Ball,
Speaker 3: and I would before mission, when the mission was starting,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't stop assassinating him in a different angles.
Speaker 1: It was just so funny, like it was just like
Speaker 1: one of.
Speaker 3: My friends, and like you would just like get the
Speaker 3: mission started. I think it was like on a rooftop
Speaker 3: or something. He starts walking, you shoot, you put the
Speaker 3: code towards head pops because you know, first when you
Speaker 3: shoot him would just be blood. Put the code and
Speaker 3: so their head blows. So we're just like, you know,
Speaker 3: letting the mission play and then you just kill. It's
Speaker 3: so funny, Like I don't feel anything for the gap.
Speaker 2: I don't do that anymore. Yeah, Like I'm just I
Speaker 2: don't need to be an agent of chaos for no reason.
Speaker 2: I like it being targeted, like when I my terrorism,
Speaker 2: it's like really pinpoint. Yeah.
Speaker 1: All right, so questions five dollars here, go over to
Speaker 1: the Patreonic concepts ask questions. We're gonna move on to
Speaker 1: some questions now from our viewers over over on the
Speaker 1: Patreon right cool with you? Is that good with you?
Speaker 2: No? What is that?
Speaker 1: Even? It's Uh? I had these I've had them for
Speaker 1: so long.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: They they inspired in June of like six years ago
Speaker 1: in Vegas and I had a moldy like Nick got me.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: We were like, oh, let's share a sandwich. It was
Speaker 1: like one of those pre wrapped ones, you know, those
Speaker 1: gay sandwiches, and fourteen dollars sandwich prerapped, and I was
Speaker 1: gonna get chips because I didn't trust the sandwich, and
Speaker 1: Mike was like, no, don't get chips, chips are expensive.
Speaker 1: I'll share the sandwich with me. I was like, all right, fine,
Speaker 1: it's I mean, the sandwich is better than chips, probably, yeah.
Speaker 1: And he hands me and it's like, got mold in
Speaker 1: the bread, and I'm like, I'm not eating? Was he
Speaker 1: eating it? He ate the other half? He was fine though,
Speaker 1: didn't have molded and he was like, I don't care.
Speaker 1: I think you might not have noticed. I noticed, because
Speaker 1: I don't think I.
Speaker 2: Your friend that's about to eat a molded sandwich.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you think I was first? What are you saying?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: Give us after he give us the timeline, dude, I
Speaker 1: he ate his and then gave me the other hat.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, God, I thought you guys are gonna share
Speaker 2: the same mone Yeah.
Speaker 1: I thought like bread and no, no, and then you
Speaker 1: saw mold and You're just like no. I was like,
Speaker 1: uh no, I was like, there's mold on this, and
Speaker 1: he was like what And then I just took like
Speaker 1: the meat and ate like some of the meat because
Speaker 1: I was like I needed fucking something something, Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I just didn't pay ten dollars for that piece.
Speaker 3: It's crazy for like and it was in like a
Speaker 3: cold part, right, yeah, Like how long does it have
Speaker 3: to because like I a lot of people think it's weird,
Speaker 3: but for me to make my bread last like a
Speaker 3: significant amount of time, I keep it in the in
Speaker 3: the fridge.
Speaker 1: I freeze it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I keep it And like people are like, oh,
Speaker 3: you do that, and I'm like, I do that with
Speaker 3: if why why wouldn't you like say even like say something.
Speaker 1: People people do things.
Speaker 3: Like even they'll keep their cereal in a in a
Speaker 3: container to keep it fresher. I'm like, bitch, keeping the
Speaker 3: fucking uh keeping the fridge.
Speaker 1: Bro, it's gonna last significantly at work. I never thought
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 2: Absolutely put cereal in the fridge, dude, it's.
Speaker 3: Just like think of it as literally, I'm like, why
Speaker 3: do you put the only reason you you normally put meat,
Speaker 3: meat and milk in there because it's spoilt so quickly.
Speaker 3: But it's like other things last a little bit longer.
Speaker 3: But I'm like, things will last even longer in the fridge,
Speaker 3: So why wouldn't you know?
Speaker 1: I never thought. I guess I just kind of assumed that, Like,
Speaker 1: it's no, there are different rules. It's just the thing
Speaker 1: that people just I forget it would still get stale
Speaker 1: on the fridge.
Speaker 3: No, it's just it's like anything else, Like it's the
Speaker 3: exposure to elements makes things go stale and rock quick.
Speaker 3: So you slow it down the process by chilling it,
Speaker 3: and then it's pressure it's way longer.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I mean I do the same thing with bread.
Speaker 1: Like I bought bread before I left, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to Vegas for like three days probably, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put this in the fridge or that freezer
Speaker 1: you put on the fridge.
Speaker 3: You can put like if you buy multiple loads that
Speaker 3: we do when a kid, Like when we're kids, we
Speaker 3: would put the loads in the freezer, but then we
Speaker 3: put some of them in the fridge and I could
Speaker 3: keep bread for like a you know, it would go fast.
Speaker 3: It's where a big ass family. There was a bunch
Speaker 3: of us living in that house. But since it's her
Speaker 3: and I, it's Jojo and I, we just my bread
Speaker 3: lasts for so much longer, and it's not I bet
Speaker 3: you you fucking toasted.
Speaker 1: It's still the consistent. It's great. You guys like like
Speaker 1: always use it.
Speaker 2: Eats our dough bread every morning pretty much.
Speaker 1: Bread's not the best thing to eat every morning.
Speaker 2: It's like it's it's low. It's low and sugar that's usually.
Speaker 2: It's not really about sugar though, it's like, well, it's
Speaker 2: like it's what we have it with cobbs Man's cobs.
Speaker 1: A lot of cobs anyway, I mean whatever. A lot
Speaker 1: of people eat toast in the morning, so whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: come the DNA of the soul road in it, says yo, Derek,
Speaker 1: have you been keeping up with the low cost stuff?
Speaker 1: Andy Worsky was collabing with Dark Side Phil until recently.
Speaker 1: Do you know DSP I do know I know DSV
Speaker 1: the lore a lot. Actually, yeah, we've never talked about
Speaker 1: it because he's like in the.
Speaker 3: Fighting game industry, right, like yeah, he was like he
Speaker 3: was in industry, is stupid.
Speaker 2: He was. He was an evil guy.
Speaker 3: He was an early evil guy and he was bad
Speaker 3: and he was only good one time when they had
Speaker 3: a version of a Street Fighter two on sn E
Speaker 3: s that people weren't used to, and then dark Side
Speaker 3: Field did actually pretty.
Speaker 1: Well that one time. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then other than that, he's always been bad.
Speaker 3: He would always he started. He has so much footage
Speaker 3: uploaded online of him just playing games the worst, and
Speaker 3: it wasn't captured at first.
Speaker 2: It wasn't a capture card. It was just it was
Speaker 2: a web pointing his camera at the fucking team.
Speaker 1: He did it for a while too, Like I said,
Speaker 1: I did that in like two thousand and seven, you know,
Speaker 1: when I had no concept of how to do that
Speaker 1: ship right, but like he was doing it like like
Speaker 1: twenty three.
Speaker 3: Well wait until like finally, it's because he was just
Speaker 3: too lazy to figure out how it all works and stuff,
Speaker 3: and so he finally and he's addicted to like w
Speaker 3: W Champions, a gotcha game. He's he's a fucking idiot,
Speaker 3: and everybody knows that he got caught jacking off on
Speaker 3: the webcamra.
Speaker 1: That's a classic. That's a classic. So but yeah, so
Speaker 1: it's well aware of he's like Andy Wrsky was climbing
Speaker 1: Darkside film until recently. Now Ethan Ralph and dsp are
Speaker 1: going to do a show commentating on wrestling.
Speaker 3: So I'm I'm aware of this because anytime anytime where yeah,
Speaker 3: you're heading in your hands, that's wrong because it sounds
Speaker 3: awful excited about this.
Speaker 1: This isn't.
Speaker 2: This doesn't just got back into wrestling, And I just
Speaker 2: knowing that there and now, was like, I should probably
Speaker 2: take a break.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna watch their content. You're gonna be like
Speaker 1: a Tier one subscribe, you are, absolutely You're gonna begin
Speaker 1: with gifting them like hundred subs and shit, no not yet,
Speaker 1: not yet? What a fucking what a duo? Man?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: I only pay attention when when Ethan Ralph was involved
Speaker 3: because I know Andy Wirski and his co host uh PPP.
Speaker 3: They have a stream called the Quino Casino. That's the
Speaker 3: only reason I'm aware of Like the Ethan Ralfs. Let
Speaker 3: happen to Chris, I don't know because I I only
Speaker 3: had his contact.
Speaker 1: In my old twitter a right.
Speaker 3: And the funny thing is I wanted to hit him
Speaker 3: up because he wants since he was from Canada. When
Speaker 3: before they came to uh VidCon in twenty seventeen, he
Speaker 3: asked me to buy him some hot sauce from Texas
Speaker 3: and it was really fucking good, and I wanted to
Speaker 3: ask him what it was because.
Speaker 1: I can't remember.
Speaker 3: Hey, man, could you pick me up this box and
Speaker 3: I'll send you the money, And then like he came
Speaker 3: and picked it up when you when he came to
Speaker 3: LA and I really wanted to try that hot sauce again,
Speaker 3: so I wanted to contact him, but I only had
Speaker 3: his uh it was yeah, Twitter, it's gone. So he's
Speaker 3: gone because obviously when and uh Warski started doing the
Speaker 3: what's with John Francois a JF when he started doing
Speaker 3: the right supremacist streams, like Warski just you know, being
Speaker 3: a complete clouds chaser, because that's where all the money was.
Speaker 3: All the races were just giving them all this money.
Speaker 3: There was a Richard Spencer versus Sargon of a Cod.
Speaker 3: I do remember that so much money was just streamed
Speaker 3: like they were donating so much money, the most racist
Speaker 3: fucking super chats and stuff. And so he was making
Speaker 3: good money, but he lost his mind obviously partnering with them.
Speaker 3: So Chris obviously balanced.
Speaker 1: Guy, I'm out of here. I just wonder sometimes I
Speaker 1: just wonder, like those people, dude.
Speaker 3: There's sometimes every once in a while, I do wonder
Speaker 3: about certain people. I did find a couple of relics.
Speaker 3: I was looking for something specifically. I was scrolling through
Speaker 3: my Instagram and then I saw people in the comments
Speaker 3: of one of my one of my posts of people
Speaker 3: that I forgot that existed, like YouTubers and people from
Speaker 3: way back in that uh I'm and terry ship.
Speaker 1: What did we call it?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: I don't remember, kept the community.
Speaker 3: Kept skeptic that the skeptic community. I was like, holy funk,
Speaker 3: what the hell? What are all these people up to you?
Speaker 3: A lot of them they're they're using, they're just gone.
Speaker 3: They just didn't they're doing normal ship, graduating, you know,
Speaker 3: being normal people. And I was like, oh, good, I'm glad. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm glad you're not fucking crazy. But so Ethan Ralph's back.
Speaker 3: He's immediately out of a rehab, broke his sobriety.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 3: Uh, I guess he left a voicemailal some girl that
Speaker 3: I have no idea who the fuck this person is,
Speaker 3: but left a voicemail tongue there to kill herself and
Speaker 3: he's sloshed and stuff. And I was like, yes, he's back.
Speaker 3: The boy's back. So now he's what a freak dealing
Speaker 3: with there's people in that realm that I don't know
Speaker 3: who these people are, Like there was they So I
Speaker 3: watched a video and I'm talking about Ethan Ralph in
Speaker 3: Dark Side Field and there's a guy named Mersh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's only some guy like this Donkey Toes and
Speaker 1: this is fucking clerm and this is this is you know,
Speaker 1: there's always like some random dudes yeah who like has
Speaker 1: a history somehow and they're like who is?
Speaker 3: And then these people all live stream and they make
Speaker 3: like they'll stream for like all day and they'll make
Speaker 3: like thirty bucks.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's fucking and I'm like, imagine.
Speaker 3: You could have went you could have went to work
Speaker 3: and made probably a couple of hundred dollars and then
Speaker 3: instead he made thirty dollars streaming, And I like, you.
Speaker 1: Think, listen, what work is beneath clerm Okay, clerm is
Speaker 1: above work? Cy fucking yeah says it's so they kill you.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Ethan's back. Like all the names I think about,
Speaker 1: it's so funny.
Speaker 2: The stupidest.
Speaker 1: I forgot about Taka Saw, Like what the fun was?
Speaker 1: That was a moment where that's where when when I
Speaker 1: barely remember that. I just remember it was so fun.
Speaker 2: Andy Worski was supposed to have an m M A
Speaker 2: fight with Tnka Saw.
Speaker 1: That was when Andy.
Speaker 3: Worski and and Ethan Roff were still friends, and uh,
Speaker 3: Tanka Saw pulled doubt because he wouldn't do a blood test,
Speaker 3: Like he just wouldn't do it, Like he tried to
Speaker 3: give them like fake blood or something like somebody else's
Speaker 3: but probably is like.
Speaker 1: He probably got like Halloween blood.
Speaker 2: So he pulled out.
Speaker 3: And then so Worski won by the fall and he
Speaker 3: still got on the mic and ship. Yeah, and like
Speaker 3: it was because like that guy talk as I was
Speaker 3: talking all this ship like you that was a moment.
Speaker 1: In history, dude. You know that in mind was that
Speaker 1: like you cannot, as an anonymous person beef with the
Speaker 1: person who is not anonymous, right, you can't do it
Speaker 1: just automatically look pathetic, you know, and you said that
Speaker 1: on the show before. But I just I really like
Speaker 1: that was one of those more stories like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: so clear why this is skewing a certain way.
Speaker 3: Right, you know it was that I actually missed that
Speaker 3: bullshit that was there was a time where oh yeah,
Speaker 3: it was so stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then the weird thing is that was the
Speaker 2: time where Ethan ruff was still on top with like.
Speaker 3: In the streaming world, in the streaming in their world
Speaker 3: whatever they called what do you called the blood sports?
Speaker 1: Yea, he was. He was on top of like a
Speaker 1: subterranean he was terranean key. He was literally a moment
Speaker 1: was like though he was like a mole. He was
Speaker 1: like a mole king or prince, because he was still
Speaker 1: the mole prince.
Speaker 2: Like moles. It was like there was like a it
Speaker 2: was all subterranean. You're absolutely right, but like he had
Speaker 2: prominence within that community and now he's like a complete
Speaker 2: laughing stock and makes like no money. I don't know
Speaker 2: why you And he's banished in Mexico or something, right,
Speaker 2: banish Spanish because I think.
Speaker 3: Like he's all this child's importing all this crazy. It's
Speaker 3: such a wild stuff. But anyway, I can't understand you
Speaker 3: watch that ship, dude, like it's people watch locals all
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 1: I like, I like, I like hearing about it.
Speaker 2: I can't even hear about that. For me, It's like
Speaker 2: this is this garbage.
Speaker 1: It is it's reality television high tier.
Speaker 3: It is Ethan ralph To me is the best locale
Speaker 3: that has been undiscovered to like the mainstream, because there's
Speaker 3: like a uh Turkey Tom makes these videos just it's all.
Speaker 3: It's like video essays almost of doctor I should say,
Speaker 3: many documentaries right of of locals.
Speaker 1: That's the channel. Yeah, hasn't made one about ethan Ro
Speaker 1: for some reason, but he's made one.
Speaker 3: So Jojo watches these foody fat chicks that are insane
Speaker 3: and one of them converted Islam and crazy drama. But
Speaker 3: they're like Turkey Thomas made videos on them. They're mainstream locales.
Speaker 3: They're like there the normies know about them. And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: your grandmother knows about them. Probably my grandma doesn't know
Speaker 3: my name.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, but she knows. She remembers she never called you.
Speaker 2: She's never what she ever called me, Sweeney.
Speaker 1: I'm just asking there are no bad questions, Yes, that
Speaker 1: are why.
Speaker 2: Because you say them, Sweeney, that was a bad question.
Speaker 2: I really wish you wouldn't hate the gays.
Speaker 1: I taught you better. I taught you better.
Speaker 2: See her again and she's like she's she's lucid for
Speaker 2: a moment and she's like, why at the gay so much?
Speaker 2: I'm just like Grandma, you just go what if you
Speaker 2: visit just gold Grandma?
Speaker 1: What if you go to visit yourandmother and it's it's
Speaker 1: a wolf in her clothes. It's a good question, were
Speaker 1: wolf or just a regular just a normal A regular
Speaker 1: wolf is just damn near a coyote, just like just
Speaker 1: like a wild dog basically, And so would it be
Speaker 1: in just in her clothes in them?
Speaker 2: Are you? I would ask a question once, are you good?
Speaker 2: So so, Grandma? Did you turn into coyote? Or the
Speaker 2: bad thinks brains?
Speaker 1: And it doesn't say anything because I can't.
Speaker 2: I just get a big chair and not start hitting away.
Speaker 1: I would probably leave, I think I would. I think
Speaker 1: I wouldn't question it.
Speaker 2: I would leave. Yeah, I could kill a coyote with
Speaker 2: a chair easily.
Speaker 1: But sure you want to probably? Yeah, my grandma is gone.
Speaker 2: Like I'm already upset coyote.
Speaker 1: It's really upsetting that they're cute. Actually, I don't know,
Speaker 1: because like there's such pasts clearly, and I remember befud coyote.
Speaker 1: So I don't have a disdain everything. I agree with that.
Speaker 1: I just understand that they are a past.
Speaker 2: Every little mammals cute. That's how it is.
Speaker 1: Pretty much, well, not not people.
Speaker 2: Little humans. That's a good point. I think most human
Speaker 2: compared to there are some really cute humans, like fur babies,
Speaker 2: like babies. When I see them, like like a kitten,
Speaker 2: that thing looks like babies that are really cute. Is
Speaker 2: very cute, you know, like he's a rare exception, though
Speaker 2: what happened. I think my nephew's very cute.
Speaker 1: How old is well, I think once it gets like
Speaker 1: six months, it's almost enough time for me. When they born,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, like infants are ugly exactly, but infant everything
Speaker 1: is ugly. Though I don't know, I don't agree with
Speaker 1: a little baby puppy and stuff.
Speaker 2: You clean it up, and it's they're not they're not
Speaker 2: really cute. They're shaking, shaking.
Speaker 1: It's also once you clean them up, you're like, look
Speaker 1: at this little it's like to start juggling ship yeaeah.
Speaker 1: Then like one of them falls, but you're like there's
Speaker 1: so many more, yeah, so many more. Ye even even
Speaker 1: the mom's like like like like like six week old
Speaker 1: puppies horrible read more.
Speaker 2: Like six weeks. Like when you get six weeks when
Speaker 2: you can actually have them as puppies, so you can
Speaker 2: actually take them home than their mom. Then cut like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is adorable, Grandma.
Speaker 1: It's me, grandma. Well it's like I feel better than ever, don't.
Speaker 1: My sorcerer turned me into a dog. But yeah, guys,
Speaker 1: the DSP Laura's dope.
Speaker 2: It's it's great.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to wrap it up. It's the this
Speaker 1: is how you don't play videos are my favorite, like
Speaker 1: if you, if you, if you go to this is
Speaker 1: how you don't play middle Gear Salad, specifically those ones
Speaker 1: I like, I don't remember. I can't remember it was
Speaker 1: two or three. Ship is two is a good one?
Speaker 1: A good one's a good one? Like because he he
Speaker 1: doesn't have everything.
Speaker 2: Up, doesn't know the concept of stealth.
Speaker 1: Here's no kinds of stealth. He doesn't read anything on
Speaker 1: the screen, he doesn't know how to play.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. It's like, yo, what the fuck I'm seeing
Speaker 2: him thatause I thought I was a bad gamer for
Speaker 2: a while and then I'm like, oh, I guess I
Speaker 2: wasn't really exposed enough of them to get really, like
Speaker 2: at least decent. Yeah, he's terrible.
Speaker 1: I stole that format, like because I love the format
Speaker 1: of it so much of like the like just bad
Speaker 1: gameplay with like comments, Yeah, it's like over it because
Speaker 1: there's something about it that it really is, like it's
Speaker 1: it's low key a genius format and I sold it
Speaker 1: like early a long time ago on this channel. Uh,
Speaker 1: it used to be just like a place I used
Speaker 1: to just throw bullshit on. And there's like a couple
Speaker 1: of gameplay videos that are just that like could be
Speaker 1: streaming and just like I take like an hour and
Speaker 1: I like edit it down to like ten minutes or something,
Speaker 1: and I just have like insults from the chat about
Speaker 1: how I'm fucked up and or like how I'm doing
Speaker 1: things wrong played over it, and it's so it's such
Speaker 1: a good form. I wi I could do that more.
Speaker 1: But like capture cards are fucking annoying. But yeah, they're
Speaker 1: like really tedious to set it, especially if like you
Speaker 1: want to be comfortable with it. Graphics cards are strong
Speaker 1: enough to just capture it through obs. No, I mean
Speaker 1: it's more about like yeah, I mean I guess that's
Speaker 1: that's that is true. I could do it. I think
Speaker 1: I just think I play more on console now, so
Speaker 1: like like I'm trying to figure out like can I
Speaker 1: can I figure that? Yeah, I'm not sure really yea
Speaker 1: cock and dust in the room.
Speaker 2: I've literally i've i've, I've i've zero.
Speaker 3: I mean, we were just talking about, holy shit, they're
Speaker 3: probably gonna have new consoles in like three years, and
Speaker 3: and I'm like, so I'm just waiting because I I i've.
Speaker 3: It was weird that I have no fomo for either
Speaker 3: console right now. I was like, that's weird.
Speaker 1: The thing that is curious to me is that there's
Speaker 1: rumors and it actually leaked and it actually got taken
Speaker 1: down at Microsoft, so it's like there's some legitimacy to it,
Speaker 1: uh where I think the plans are for the next
Speaker 1: Xbox to have like Steam integrated onto it, which is
Speaker 1: fucking crazy, Like if that's true, Like, oh dude, are
Speaker 1: you kidding stem it's so convenient. I mean, that's that's
Speaker 1: actually like the only good reason that you would have
Speaker 1: to even buy an Xbox at that point, because then
Speaker 1: you get everything.
Speaker 3: That's theoretically that's very nice because then it's like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I don't feel like I'm gonna yeah, I'm gonna tea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's enticing to me. That's really the only
Speaker 1: way that they could ever get me back at this point.
Speaker 1: Because like I look at an Xbox now and I'm like,
Speaker 1: why the fun would I even bother with even?
Speaker 2: Like what what even the They're just not even talking
Speaker 2: about exclusives anymore. Yeah, I have I have mine for
Speaker 2: a backwards compatibility.
Speaker 3: That's literally it, right, I mean I still have Xbox One,
Speaker 3: so I'm just like I was playing Hunter on it
Speaker 3: and it was part of the reckoning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was super fucking fun, except for I don't remember.
Speaker 1: And this is probably why I don't remember, is I
Speaker 1: don't know if i've.
Speaker 2: Exactly but it's not.
Speaker 3: But I don't even think it's scales, Like I think
Speaker 3: it's just we made it this because I'm playing it
Speaker 3: by myself. The first boss took I made Jojo take
Speaker 3: over because I was tired of trying. No, it's just
Speaker 3: fucking it's uh, it's it's it's a beast with like
Speaker 3: four legs and it's just like it has two giant arms.
Speaker 3: It looks like something from Resident Evil, Like it looks
Speaker 3: like it looks like it looks like one of the
Speaker 3: like the Viry that's like when I'm William, it's like
Speaker 3: stage four, So it looks like one of those things.
Speaker 2: And it's just probaly was so fucking cool.
Speaker 1: Sponge.
Speaker 3: It's the bullet sponge that you need multiple people because
Speaker 3: it took me like forty five minutes to beat it
Speaker 3: because you're just and I was like, I'm tired, Jojo.
Speaker 3: So I had her due for the rest like fifteen
Speaker 3: minutes because.
Speaker 1: It like goes down, Yeah you shot, I've shot it
Speaker 1: one hundred times and then it goes No. It is
Speaker 1: not scaled at all. It is specifically like made for
Speaker 1: multiple people.
Speaker 2: Need people.
Speaker 3: And I stopped playing because on the next mission, after
Speaker 3: you beat the first boss is you have to escort.
Speaker 2: A little girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's really slow, And I was like, I
Speaker 1: literally cannot do this. You need somebody else.
Speaker 3: Will you even possible? So I only have one Xbox
Speaker 3: Coutrol right now because the other one broke. I was like, fuck, okay,
Speaker 3: I guess I never mind. I'm not playing this anymore.
Speaker 1: That sucks anyway.
Speaker 2: I think I have a three sixty in my house somewhere.
Speaker 1: I have a bunch of three sixties in my house
Speaker 1: because like, my cousin's just left a bunch of theirs
Speaker 1: when they upgrade to my home. He just dropped one
Speaker 1: of there's like four three sixties in my in my
Speaker 1: parents house. Most of them are broken, like my old
Speaker 1: ones broken. My original one is definitely broken. I remember
Speaker 1: the fucking metal thing for the plug came out and
Speaker 1: I was just like, well, what the what am I
Speaker 1: gonna do with this? I love that machine, but man,
Speaker 1: it was it was such a sickly It's like a
Speaker 1: sick dog that you just it's like your favorite. It's
Speaker 1: such a good dog and it's so like loyal, but
Speaker 1: like it's so with the three sixties. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't destroy all the hardware like that. There's something
Speaker 1: about it because it feels like.
Speaker 2: That's so stupid.
Speaker 1: Hammers, that's so stuff, that's so dumb. Just keep one,
Speaker 1: you know people people pay money for just like even
Speaker 1: husks of those things.
Speaker 2: Well, I wish I would have kept my the elite
Speaker 2: one that had like the it had a gears skin.
Speaker 1: Oh I had a modern war for two, like I
Speaker 1: had the Mono war for two, like uh, Elite one
Speaker 1: and green one. Yeah, I are you serious?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think I probably still that's might be the
Speaker 2: one in my house.
Speaker 1: Might Now that thing is so nice?
Speaker 3: You know what I traded I because I wasn't really
Speaker 3: I want a PS four from Taco Bell and there
Speaker 3: was nothing out, yeah, because it was I I was
Speaker 3: I got a you know, I got it before it
Speaker 3: officially came out, and I was like I just came
Speaker 3: with a knack and I was like, this game sucks.
Speaker 1: Was terrible.
Speaker 2: And then like nothing was out even when it officially launched,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, what the fuck do I do with this?
Speaker 1: Then I sold it.
Speaker 2: I know, I traded.
Speaker 3: I traded for that Gears Xbox that was modded, and
Speaker 3: then at g t A five and some gay FIFA game,
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't.
Speaker 1: Play yeah gay all right? Figay.
Speaker 3: It was worth it because I was like, oh this
Speaker 3: is cool and modded. So I played a bunch of
Speaker 3: burd games and then uh GT five was brand new,
Speaker 3: so so I was like, yeah, it was great.
Speaker 2: It was good. It was good.
Speaker 1: Perfect. So Yasline Clemens on Spotify and Apple Music wrote
Speaker 1: in nice plug, it's really really really clever.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: That's really smart. It's not a bad idea. Actually, anyway,
Speaker 1: he wrote in he says I had a dream you
Speaker 1: guys did are live q an a session in Michigan
Speaker 1: that definitely was a dream. After the show, you guys
Speaker 1: started handing out Sween bucks. They were fake one D
Speaker 1: bills with Sweeney smiling on them. This could be a
Speaker 1: lucrative business move.
Speaker 2: I've never smiled once.
Speaker 1: That's true. It's true. Every smile that you think you
Speaker 1: see is actually just your eyes doing a crazy little trip.
Speaker 2: It's snarling. I think we should. I really, I'm unirotically
Speaker 2: want to do live shows.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want it because I want like, I want
Speaker 3: that experience because I think it'll also we.
Speaker 1: Do like a small one that would be nice. We
Speaker 1: should like we should, which is they're fucking expensive. That's
Speaker 1: the problem is that it's nuts, like, gotta figure out
Speaker 1: the other venue. You gotta figure out this stuff.
Speaker 2: I feel like Whiskey at go Go is always desperately
Speaker 2: looking for to fill that venue.
Speaker 1: Whis go go. Yeah, would they do a podcast? Feel
Speaker 1: like it's a music place, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Well? Yeah, but but you can do you can do podcast,
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 1: Guess we could do it in I can't even imagine.
Speaker 1: I'm having a tough time imagine. Okay, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: see why not. No, I think you're right, But I
Speaker 1: also I'm literally at a singularity right now.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess all I can do is ask
Speaker 3: because I just see I always see advertisements they're like
Speaker 3: please book us kind of a thing. So I'm like
Speaker 3: ships place Whiskey anymore because I used to be like
Speaker 3: iconic back in the day.
Speaker 1: I remember, if I've ever day, is that like an
Speaker 1: open floor bar kind of place? It probably is. That's
Speaker 1: why I can't imagine it.
Speaker 3: That's the problem is I haven't been in the Whiskey
Speaker 3: probably in over fifteen years, so I can't even Oh,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of like the viper room or something. Oh,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking. And I'm like, how do you
Speaker 1: do a podcast room? Seems impossible?
Speaker 2: I wonder if we can do it in and like say,
Speaker 2: uh flappers.
Speaker 1: Flappers, which will yeah, because it's like there's because nothing
Speaker 1: have like a really small room.
Speaker 2: I think it's like the o R.
Speaker 1: It's like really really thing do.
Speaker 2: But the people that goes are crazy like there this
Speaker 2: year he does I know, he makes random Evan heart
Speaker 2: every Yeah.
Speaker 1: Every now and again, I walk by like on a
Speaker 1: walk and I'll see like this person's here to night
Speaker 1: and I'm like this that they're coming here coming here.
Speaker 1: So I'm so confused. No, no, just to the fiber.
Speaker 1: It's just like it's just like it's tucked away in
Speaker 1: such a weird place and you don't think about it.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm gonna do some that might not be a
Speaker 2: bad idea, do some research.
Speaker 1: I've never looked at up.
Speaker 2: So I remember telling the story about a little while
Speaker 2: ago there was this comedian. He's a bald guy. I
Speaker 2: think his name is Troy or Tony Barker, Tony Barker Baker.
Speaker 2: He's a bald look up, look up Tony Tony Black
Speaker 2: comedian right now. I mean, if I'm not gonna use
Speaker 2: my phone during the podcast much, I don't have.
Speaker 6: It with me.
Speaker 2: Tony Black Comedians Tony Black comedian. His name is Black
Speaker 2: comedians named Tony or something like that. I wouldn't I
Speaker 2: would never smoke a blunt with him.
Speaker 1: But anyway, Yeah, we'll move on these swing bucks.
Speaker 2: Tony Barker or Baker, Tony Baker. There is a Tony Black,
Speaker 2: Tony Roberts.
Speaker 1: You gotta be more specific, Tony Baker, Tony Baker. Is
Speaker 1: that his name? And that's his name, Tony Baker. Let's
Speaker 1: never heard of this guy.
Speaker 2: Tony baked nigger.
Speaker 1: What the I didn't even say that on purpose. I
Speaker 1: believe that. I know you're just a That was a
Speaker 1: crazy slip.
Speaker 2: I can tell it didn't.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a slip man, Well, no, it was.
Speaker 3: I generally did not want to say that that was
Speaker 3: a kareem, that was a jet set radio.
Speaker 2: I would have been suspended if I was in school,
Speaker 2: you know. Yeah, I didn't mean to.
Speaker 1: Say that the nurse would have club your kneecass? Is
Speaker 1: it this guy?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Who else?
Speaker 2: So? Tony Baker, he's a pretty notable but he was.
Speaker 2: One time I was in Woodstock with Elliott Torres okay,
Speaker 2: and I ended up smoking a blunt with him, and
Speaker 2: I got only two black people there, and he was like,
Speaker 2: what the fun is going on here? It's like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, I got dragged here by my friends. I
Speaker 2: don't know what's happened.
Speaker 1: Wait, where was going on Woodstock?
Speaker 2: It was like some sort of comedy get together where
Speaker 2: it was a bunch of like this comedians getting together
Speaker 2: and it was other favorite ones there. But I was
Speaker 2: with him. He was the only two black ones. I
Speaker 2: mean we locked out. We both knew.
Speaker 1: It's like.
Speaker 2: Like twenty fifteen, fourteen.
Speaker 1: Before you moved out here, huh.
Speaker 2: And I was like, he was like, I don't know
Speaker 2: if I'm doing I was like, honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 2: You smoke smoked together. Well you said it was a
Speaker 2: comedy thing, right, Yeah, so he was there.
Speaker 1: Was he not there to do comedy? He did, he did,
Speaker 1: He did the set okay, and he was just he
Speaker 1: was like, like, this was.
Speaker 2: His weirdest Woodstock, New York is so strange. It's crazy
Speaker 2: ever been.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, of course, I've never bet. I was
Speaker 1: pretty old by the time I even learned that that
Speaker 1: was in New York.
Speaker 2: I learned it was New York that night. Oh really
Speaker 2: we got there.
Speaker 1: I just never thought about it because I would hear
Speaker 1: about it, you know, I would he like the festival, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Exactly, the festival was in New York.
Speaker 1: IF's wasn't It just wasn't in Woodstock.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't. It wasn't Connecticut, I think or something
Speaker 2: like that was it actually, But the it was it
Speaker 2: was meant to be in New York. That was to
Speaker 2: be there. They they gathered, then they were not allowed
Speaker 2: to be there or something like that, and they went
Speaker 2: somewhere else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they had like a regulation issue or something, and
Speaker 1: so they moved. The festival didn't happen in Woodstock it
Speaker 1: was originally supposed to. But it's still called Woodstock anyway.
Speaker 1: It's a great because because.
Speaker 2: That's because that's where they were aiming to go with Woodstock.
Speaker 1: I guess I just learned I'm new because I just
Speaker 1: get assumed it's a reasonable exception. Yeah, it's a great
Speaker 1: story story. I don't even know how the funk we
Speaker 1: got here. No, I don't know either. We're gonna print
Speaker 1: those swinging books right now. They will be one hundred
Speaker 1: dollars box. You can buy them for what's a fair
Speaker 1: price for that in the soroundom million, three billion dollars cash?
Speaker 2: What do they get you?
Speaker 1: What do they get you? A swen book?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just like a I don't know, hanging on your wall,
Speaker 1: like mister Crabs dollar or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna figure it out where I can print
Speaker 2: money dot com or something. I'm yeah, yeah, I sere
Speaker 2: I get it done dot fez. I don't know any
Speaker 2: ill where you get it done.
Speaker 1: I'm actually I'm gonna do some research on venue stuff
Speaker 1: and see just get a feel for it. There's gotta
Speaker 1: be somebody that it's gotta be easier than it seems.
Speaker 1: It can't be that, you know what I mean, it
Speaker 1: can't be that hard if.
Speaker 3: People on Earth, in the metal community or able to
Speaker 3: book fucking tours, like, it can't be that hard.
Speaker 1: These people are stupid, I'm realizing slowly is more. You know,
Speaker 1: they're just like very successful people who I know for
Speaker 1: a fact are very stupid, not just because I know
Speaker 1: it because it's obvious, but because I've met some of
Speaker 1: these people and I'm like, oh, you're dumb. None of
Speaker 1: this is really that difficult, you know, it's really just tedious.
Speaker 2: It's it's tedious and intimidating before you know what it is.
Speaker 2: It's simply finding a manager to be able to do
Speaker 2: it for you. That's the only heart. That's the biggest thing.
Speaker 2: I was saying, if we if we start doing live ship,
Speaker 2: it'll it to me, I would say, giving us a
Speaker 2: reason to get our foot in the door of like
Speaker 2: kind of like the podcast Realm of there's people.
Speaker 1: We just crash a real one, just crash kill Tony
Speaker 1: set it on fire.
Speaker 2: It's actually.
Speaker 1: We should we should we should kill Tony? We should
Speaker 1: we should kill Tony.
Speaker 3: I'm on board, but actually you're you're actually you're I
Speaker 3: feel like an idiot that why am I not going
Speaker 3: to these shows to network?
Speaker 1: Oh I know what you mean? Yeah, because they're in Austin.
Speaker 1: Well not those freaks, but like you know, just even
Speaker 1: the leftover is everything that it might not be about it,
Speaker 1: well not everything, but like it's where that weird sphere
Speaker 1: is now the I don't know that Comy is more
Speaker 1: it's more like it's less LA now. It's still New York.
Speaker 1: And and Austin is like a hub for like podcasting
Speaker 1: in that kind of thing, but it's mainly New York.
Speaker 1: And yeah, and uh, and LA is kind of like
Speaker 1: a little bit dwindling as far as that goes.
Speaker 2: I still gotta like, I don't know, Well, I guess
Speaker 2: I I know, I know what I need to do.
Speaker 1: I gotta hang out and and uh, dude, going to
Speaker 1: open Mics is so funny, man, it is so damn
Speaker 1: like it's a genuinely fantastic. I went to one a
Speaker 1: couple I went to one like a couple of months ago,
Speaker 1: and it was so goddamn hilarious. Not because they were funny,
Speaker 1: of course, but like, although one was, just the vibe
Speaker 1: in that room is so fucking hysterical because it's just
Speaker 1: all of them are there. Nobody's there to nobody is
Speaker 1: there to watch the show. Everybody's there to do the show.
Speaker 1: So like it's just a bunch of comedians not laughing
Speaker 1: at each other's material.
Speaker 2: Laugh.
Speaker 1: We should go to one. Yeah, I think I think
Speaker 1: you'd crack up. I think you would. You'd probably get
Speaker 1: kicked out. I think because I know you would laugh
Speaker 1: in a way that would give away the game, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like you you wouldn't, you'd very
Speaker 1: you'd so clearly be laughing at people for not being
Speaker 1: as funny as you want them to be.
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think you'd be able to hold it in.
Speaker 2: There's no shot that you could go. We should all
Speaker 2: go to a comedy show and not laugh once.
Speaker 1: Try and just dead either.
Speaker 2: You can't even cry, you can't even cry. They have
Speaker 2: they will Derek Derek, if something funny, happy.
Speaker 3: Dude, and that that that Pentagon, that guy that has
Speaker 3: been going viral. Look like the winds blowing and his uh,
Speaker 3: the fans blowing in his hair, the old dude and
Speaker 3: his eyes are like, oh that guy on stage. I
Speaker 3: would be like that the Pentagon. The band's the Pentagon.
Speaker 2: Oh I think.
Speaker 1: Like you said that the I was like, that wasn't
Speaker 1: the Pentagon. No, it's not even Pentagon Pedagram Sorry I
Speaker 1: said Pentagon, Yeah, I said yeah.
Speaker 2: The guy had the that is yeah.
Speaker 1: That video is crazy. That old guy with the big
Speaker 1: hair on stage like glaring at the audience.
Speaker 3: He just doesn't I saw a video of him like
Speaker 3: explaining about their new album. He's like by a tree
Speaker 3: and the like, you know, it looks nice outside.
Speaker 2: And the tree and the tree is curling, it's contorting,
Speaker 2: preven it and it starts moving around its own.
Speaker 1: It's a the hill from a Nightma before Christmas. That
Speaker 1: on Furls.
Speaker 2: It's a mall and it's just like I'm gonna grab
Speaker 2: someone and put them in my wood anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh yeah, Well let's go to some of them,
Speaker 1: do some Yeah we should do it. Also talk about
Speaker 1: the sis and actually do a set. That would be
Speaker 1: you might as well. I don't have that. You should
Speaker 1: just go up and just like do crowd work. I
Speaker 1: don't even want to work. Is that the big is
Speaker 1: the big comedian thing now for some reason it is, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, I put it on TikTok and You're
Speaker 1: gonna blow up, which, by the way, has lowered the
Speaker 1: bar significantly for me to be even interested in doing it.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: You you look gay.
Speaker 1: I thought you were actually pointing at somebody behind me. No,
Speaker 1: I'm just doing I'm doing See, that's my crowd work.
Speaker 2: Is you got? You got?
Speaker 1: You got sucked into it.
Speaker 2: I think I can do crowd work, but I would
Speaker 2: be like it'd be like.
Speaker 1: A piece of ship and turned like, yeah, we should
Speaker 1: go there and we should say something up, we'll go together,
Speaker 1: and then then you be the guy call out. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be crazy work. That kind of happens so insane.
Speaker 1: That would be fun.
Speaker 2: Well that's not fair because we already work off each other.
Speaker 2: So what almost.
Speaker 1: You think there's any honor in this?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna Yeah, we gotta do it. I think
Speaker 1: that Yeah, this is it will be fun. Flappers is perfect.
Speaker 1: It's a perfectly dire environment. It's good stuff. I went
Speaker 1: on a Saturday and it was so sad. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was so sad. They were like like fifty percent of
Speaker 1: the comedians were like, yeah, so life's fucking miserable right now,
Speaker 1: Like they were making jokes, but you could tell like
Speaker 1: it wasn't really a joke.
Speaker 2: Nobody was going on guys.
Speaker 1: And the last guy I talked about Smash Brothers, he
Speaker 1: was funny, nice.
Speaker 2: It's me Charlie. Let's go criticles there. Have you noticed me?
Speaker 1: Have you noticed the comedy? The punchline situation in this
Speaker 1: joke is crazy.
Speaker 2: Look, man, I'm not someone that usually i'mmst wont to
Speaker 2: use a gallophants over the others about the wealth I
Speaker 2: have and what they do not. But I think you
Speaker 2: guys are all poor and I'm gonna kill everybody in
Speaker 2: his five.
Speaker 1: Charlie wouldn't do that.
Speaker 2: It's gonna start raining heavy metal dicks.
Speaker 1: I like the idea. I like the idea of him
Speaker 1: doing it like a stand up, like any kind of
Speaker 1: open mic. And he's just up there and he's like,
Speaker 1: have you seen this? Have you seen this Elon Musk situation?
Speaker 1: This is poopy cock balls level ridiculous. Anyways, see you Anyways.
Speaker 2: Anyway, someone's yelling so loud you can see a faint
Speaker 2: dragon ball, or it's fake.
Speaker 1: Anyway, let's go on this next question, doctor so doctor
Speaker 1: gay Hitler wrote in Also yeah, doctor gay Hitler.
Speaker 2: I forgot about that guy. What amazing name? What is
Speaker 2: that from a real person that exists?
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, doctor, welcome back, Welcome back, doctor Hitler.
Speaker 2: Gay Hitler, can you stop with this? I actually had
Speaker 2: a thought of like smashing something over his head.
Speaker 1: This is why you gotta do stand up. I want
Speaker 1: to see other people keep forcing that joke on people
Speaker 1: and everything.
Speaker 2: People would be like, you know what, it's honestly funny.
Speaker 1: God anyway, he wrote. He wrote in doctor k Hitler,
Speaker 1: he said, Hey, queer lords, I've recently discovered my uncle
Speaker 1: has made some pretty bad rap songs. Do you have
Speaker 1: any friends and family? Awesome? I want it, first of all,
Speaker 1: root of you not to put a link right of
Speaker 1: like I want to. I want to hear. I want
Speaker 1: to hear that. That's awesome. Dude, Do you have any
Speaker 1: friends or family with bad music out on the internet?
Speaker 1: I have any family? Do you have any p Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Fuck you know you don't.
Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding. It's really fucking bad. I don't
Speaker 2: know where to find it anymore. We've talked about this before.
Speaker 2: I think you said because he couldn't he couldn't find it.
Speaker 2: It's lots of me jalen in nor front elitor. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, that I would love to hear that it's garbage.
Speaker 2: It's I bet it's garbage. Guard. So you were around,
Speaker 2: we were making it, and you were like, Yo, what
Speaker 2: are you guys doing?
Speaker 1: I think I I think I vaguely remember that before,
Speaker 1: like the media it was band camp or something.
Speaker 2: No, I might have been on band camp probably why
Speaker 2: it is you think got a SoundCloud?
Speaker 1: It was fucking Wait. You can't talk to like any
Speaker 1: of these guys and help me.
Speaker 2: I don't even think.
Speaker 1: There's no way any of them remember.
Speaker 3: There's no shot somebody remembers.
Speaker 2: Man, It's really fucking thing.
Speaker 1: The thing about that is like we used to do
Speaker 1: ship like that all the time that it wasn't was
Speaker 1: it wasn't just me. We would like make a stupid video.
Speaker 1: We would make uh, some dumb fucking thing, and then
Speaker 1: we put it on there. We forget about it immediately. Dude,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I still have all my ship because.
Speaker 2: Because you chronicled it, because they're smart. Yeah, and you
Speaker 2: were just bored in the sticks.
Speaker 1: So we made there's a bunch of ship out there
Speaker 1: that I made. That's I don't I don't even know
Speaker 1: where to find it.
Speaker 2: Since there is one video.
Speaker 1: I was in a band, like we had a whole
Speaker 1: fucking seat, like a whole twelve song thing. I don't
Speaker 1: know where the fuck it is. I went to the
Speaker 1: old page. The old page is gone. There is there
Speaker 1: is a video, there is a there's nothing I'm aware of.
Speaker 1: Maybe that guy has it, but uh, I don't. Every
Speaker 1: day I don't want to open.
Speaker 2: Kids.
Speaker 1: They made where Chris Oh, was it the Tragedy of Revenge?
Speaker 2: No, No, not that one, but there's one that actually
Speaker 2: showed that twenty two.
Speaker 1: Minute video in his fucking English class and they watched
Speaker 1: the whole thing and I came. I was like, Joe,
Speaker 1: you showed that to fucking get entire class room of people,
Speaker 1: That Tragedy of Revenge?
Speaker 2: Dude. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We we wanted to make some dumb fucking movie and
Speaker 1: we were like, what's the what's the most over dramatic title.
Speaker 1: We were like, oh, the Tragedy of Revenge And it
Speaker 1: was all about Jalen, Like somebody made a sandwich, Paul
Speaker 1: made a sandwich.
Speaker 2: No, Joe made a sandwich. Jalen ate it, but it
Speaker 2: was because of Paul who orchestrated it.
Speaker 1: That's right. It was like an orchestrated the sandwich theft.
Speaker 2: And then one of our friends almost fell on a
Speaker 2: sharp sword.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we were, Yeah, we were. We had a
Speaker 1: sword fight at the end of the movie with real swords.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. We were actually swinging at each other.
Speaker 1: It was crazy.
Speaker 2: Someone almost fell on the sword and it was like,
Speaker 2: not funny. It was like someone almost straight up got hurt.
Speaker 2: Really no, but we kept filming. Yeah no, there was
Speaker 2: no cut of Paul almost slipped on a sword.
Speaker 1: And I dude, there's one where well we also almost
Speaker 1: drove a car over Joe's back.
Speaker 2: Yeah you heard that. Yeah, there was one.
Speaker 1: Right, this is what we gotta have this podcast.
Speaker 2: This is this is one. This is there's one that's
Speaker 2: actually the where like Jalen's like a traveling Bible salesman. Okay,
Speaker 2: and Chris is in this one too, and it's you
Speaker 2: are because it's you and Xander in it, and it's
Speaker 2: actually really good. Like I was like, this is actually
Speaker 2: way better than they right to be because we're morons.
Speaker 1: That might have been the last one that we did.
Speaker 1: These are where where are these gone?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: They're either on Facebook accounts that have since gone private
Speaker 1: or got deleted. They're on YouTube accounts whose name is
Speaker 1: just impossible to find now because they were just like
Speaker 1: back in the day when you would make like fuck it,
Speaker 1: you would smash the keyboard and you just make it
Speaker 1: a YouTube account because it was just like nobody. I
Speaker 1: don't know if anybody's It's so weird to think about
Speaker 1: now because like now, like when you make an account
Speaker 1: for something, it's like you kind of keep it. I remember,
Speaker 1: But that was in those days when like making accounts
Speaker 1: was like so you wouldn't even think about it because
Speaker 1: you were like, I don't know who cares about this?
Speaker 1: Who gives a shit? If I get to save my
Speaker 1: liked videos? How many videos am I gonna watch like
Speaker 1: in my entire life, like fifteen, Like you didn't think
Speaker 1: that you would. You didn't think about the future at all.
Speaker 1: I have like six YouTube accounts that like I would
Speaker 1: make it and then I would forget the password to it.
Speaker 1: I was like, ah, fuck, yeah, I gotta make another
Speaker 1: one because it just mattered that little.
Speaker 2: There's one of them. I think there's the snow Day one.
Speaker 2: The snow Day one is really good. Actually I don't remember.
Speaker 2: I don't remember any of these crazy guys.
Speaker 1: Actually, oh we did one. I remember, Yeah, no sense
Speaker 1: of it. You were just like it'll be there, and
Speaker 1: then it just I don't know shit happened, or like
Speaker 1: maybe YouTube accounts that were like inactive after a certain
Speaker 1: time got like deleted. So like there's a lot of
Speaker 1: stuff that's time. I assume because I remember that happening,
Speaker 1: like specifically, I remember that happening with my old old account.
Speaker 1: I know it can happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, some bullshit or a weird thing happened with I
Speaker 3: reached out to this band they're from San Diego, and
Speaker 3: they put up a promo song.
Speaker 1: They didn't even have a name for it.
Speaker 2: It was really good, and I went back and listened
Speaker 2: to it, and.
Speaker 1: Now there's a weird in every few seconds. It's like
Speaker 1: it's on YouTube, and YouTube somehow fucked up the copy
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, and that sometimes.
Speaker 3: So I reached out to the guy and I was like, hey, man,
Speaker 3: do you still have that fucking song? I just want
Speaker 3: to hear it normally He's like oh.
Speaker 1: Then he never got back to me. After because he
Speaker 1: doesn't have it. He's got a laptop that either died
Speaker 1: or broke, and he was like that probably because he
Speaker 1: said that, he said that, like oh yeah, and then
Speaker 1: probably looked and then fire.
Speaker 2: And then instead of.
Speaker 1: Telling me, oh, I don't have it, he just I
Speaker 1: have a lot of songs. I have a lot of
Speaker 1: I have a lot of songs on my old MacBook.
Speaker 1: But with the but it's got a crack screen is
Speaker 1: the one I broke? You can to also, you threw
Speaker 1: that out by the way you.
Speaker 2: Say the hard drive though, huh, you can take it
Speaker 2: the hard drive.
Speaker 1: I can figure it out. Yeah. Well, okay, so we're
Speaker 1: talking about two different MacBooks. There was one mac book
Speaker 1: a long time ago that you destroyed for a bit
Speaker 1: in a video.
Speaker 2: Oh, the one that the battery blew up when you're.
Speaker 1: The battery was starting to explode, and so I was like,
Speaker 1: this thing's on its last legs. I'm gonna go buy
Speaker 1: an Ah. The fucking static was getting it all fat.
Speaker 1: I assume that I don't know how it works, but
Speaker 1: like the battery was popping and then it was st Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that was breaking, and I was like, this thing's
Speaker 1: on its last legs. Anyway, I'm just gonna get my
Speaker 1: money's worth out of it, just like we'll do a
Speaker 1: bit at the end of the video where like I
Speaker 1: show you that video that like the yeah, the little
Speaker 1: baby modoc child. Have you ever seen that video? Bears
Speaker 1: in my body?
Speaker 7: Ah?
Speaker 1: Not sure? It's like a really crippled child doing poetry.
Speaker 1: I remember I remember him watching it. I do remember, Okay,
Speaker 1: I remember seeing it. Yeah, And so I did a
Speaker 1: thing where like I had him anytime. It was like
Speaker 1: the shot was over his shoulder. It was my new MacBook,
Speaker 1: so like it would work, but then it would cut
Speaker 1: to the other shot and it was like the decoy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so I had him just like breaking and I
Speaker 1: remember that tear it and had your reaction was good
Speaker 1: because it felt real. Yeah, it was kind of I
Speaker 1: didn't know he was gonna do that go that. I
Speaker 1: kind of I want to make sure, like I could
Speaker 1: still get stuff out of it, which you can still do.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: I did tell you to break it. I did tell
Speaker 1: you to break it, which you did and it was perfect.
Speaker 1: But then you threw it out and I was like, brother,
Speaker 1: like there's there's stuff on there. It was like I
Speaker 1: thought it was, yeah, there's juicing, but didn't even throw
Speaker 1: it off correctly, like the way you're supposed to throw
Speaker 1: out computers, like you threw out like you just they
Speaker 1: just threw it in the trash can or something, and
Speaker 1: I was just like, damn it, man.
Speaker 2: How much stuff was on there?
Speaker 1: Probably not a lot of important stuff, especially now, like
Speaker 1: if there's any accounts on that thing, like all the
Speaker 1: passwords are gone or different. But like I just had
Speaker 1: so much garage band material on there, like old Oldiep's
Speaker 1: Like people ask me, like when you're gonna remaster the song.
Speaker 1: It's like, I can't threw away the laptop. I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not Benny Blanco, you know what I mean. Like
Speaker 1: I don't have like I don't have like the fucking
Speaker 1: tau Cruise Dynamite demo still on my laptop, like it's gone.
Speaker 3: You said, well, you can extract the hard drive and
Speaker 3: use that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that for that one. Yeah I can figure it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah I don't. I don't know how how Apple hard
Speaker 1: like if it looks similar to like because you know
Speaker 1: you can't just snap it out. I feel like you
Speaker 1: gotta go to like a fucking Apple store and do it.
Speaker 3: It can't just like, well, just unscrew it and just
Speaker 3: take you probably could, especially like with my maybe I
Speaker 3: had I had like a no, I don't know what
Speaker 3: the fuck I had. Oh No, I had an HP,
Speaker 3: had some HP that died and then I just unscrewed
Speaker 3: it and then you just get an adapter and then
Speaker 3: it works as like an external hard drive, and I.
Speaker 1: That's what like, I have almost all The only stuff
Speaker 1: that I lost was when geek.
Speaker 3: Squad factory reset by ship. You're like, oh, hey, could
Speaker 3: you fix my PC? It's running really fucked up, and
Speaker 3: then it's factory set and I'm like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we fixed it, we fixed it, we took everything
Speaker 2: out of it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, this was early enough to where it wasn't
Speaker 3: just default that everybody had backs ups of stuff. I'm like,
Speaker 3: you fucking That's when my mom bought me a hard
Speaker 3: drive versus external hard drive was like forty gigs.
Speaker 1: I think that's why I'm I think that's why I'm
Speaker 1: mainly curious about that drive.
Speaker 2: You know I would be.
Speaker 3: I am super I'm weird about that ship where I'm like, ah, man,
Speaker 3: this is stuff that I haven't seen in forever, Like
Speaker 3: I need to get I need to find this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I might just I might just do it today.
Speaker 1: I don't remember if they see it after for these
Speaker 1: I don't remember. No, are you sure should? What's that?
Speaker 2: I don't know whether my old my old hard drives
Speaker 2: has that too. I don't know what the fuck that's for?
Speaker 2: My it powers through the the USB USB?
Speaker 1: What a FireWire?
Speaker 3: Gonna buy converter? I guess USB is funny.
Speaker 1: So psychotic. But uh, but yeah, the the one that
Speaker 1: I do remember, and this has nothing to do with music,
Speaker 1: I guess, But like we made so many movies, so
Speaker 1: many dumb short films, but like there was one were
Speaker 1: you there for the one where it was like Aaron
Speaker 1: played Adu with a butterfly knife. Yeah, that goes in
Speaker 1: and uh kills a bunch of people at the land
Speaker 1: party and and the guy comes like Jalen survives and
Speaker 1: he goes out and sees everybody dead. He's like come
Speaker 1: like he's like furious that everybody's like not playing right.
Speaker 2: That was so fucking funny because the lampard he's in
Speaker 2: a different room, yeah, because everybody's just fucking shitting the
Speaker 2: bed and he's.
Speaker 1: Like, dude, what's going Oh no, no, he doesn't even
Speaker 1: care that everybody's dead. I remember that one being like
Speaker 1: that was the last one that we did actually because
Speaker 1: that was like I remember that being shot really well,
Speaker 1: like we had to see where like he stabbed somebody,
Speaker 1: he throws into the ground and he does it for
Speaker 1: real and it looks so good on camera because it's
Speaker 1: it's visceral and actual, Like he actually throws his brother
Speaker 1: down to the fucking ground and I think he almost
Speaker 1: killed him. Yeah, we made so much fucking bullet I'm
Speaker 1: sad that a lot of it's gone, but I know
Speaker 1: it must exist in some somewhere. They must be.
Speaker 2: Somewhere somewhere, but the where like it's it might as
Speaker 2: well not exist. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's also like we're not gonna post it again, Like
Speaker 1: you know, why wouldn't you? That's shit that that's the
Speaker 1: point of it. Tell you what, We'll post it if
Speaker 1: I if I make somehow uh like a video that
Speaker 1: gets like a billion views, right and then I'm like
Speaker 1: I'm on fucking Conan or something, then I'll I'll dig
Speaker 1: that ship up because it would be worth getting into.
Speaker 1: But like, what's the point, you know, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? I don't know. I feel like the fans,
Speaker 1: and more importantly, myself wants to see important. Maybe I'm
Speaker 1: usually behind the camera and most of them like, I'm
Speaker 1: not really like fans, although I am dancing in the
Speaker 1: background of that fucking sword fight the Harlem shake when
Speaker 1: you were dancing too. No, I didn't do the Harlem shake.
Speaker 2: Look, you were in it.
Speaker 1: I would remember if I were.
Speaker 2: No, you were in it. It was the not what
Speaker 2: it wasn't that it was someone's birthday thing.
Speaker 1: You did that in You did that in uh uh
Speaker 1: uh Albany the Harlem shake that was you wasn't Elliott.
Speaker 2: I wasn't a part of it.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I didn't go there, dude.
Speaker 2: It was literally you were doing the ringing out the
Speaker 2: towel dance. I remember your classic ringing out the towel. Look,
Speaker 2: let's I want to say that I didn't do that
Speaker 2: in that.
Speaker 1: That wasn't a Harlem shake video. I just did that
Speaker 1: in the background of the check it out. See how
Speaker 1: many patrons we out right now? Yeah, oh, we could
Speaker 1: put it out for like for patrons. I guess that'd
Speaker 1: be kind of cool.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, as an incentive, what threshold should
Speaker 3: we hit? Is he what number right right now? Oh,
Speaker 3: thirty five hundred, thirty five hundred, So right now we're
Speaker 3: at twenty nine forty two. Okay, thirty five hundred. We
Speaker 3: hit thirty little five hour for it. We will literally
Speaker 3: scour hardest.
Speaker 1: First, We'll see what we can find. I know that
Speaker 1: there's some that I can find, but like the majority
Speaker 1: of them are gone. Okay, as far as I know,
Speaker 1: I'd have to do some fucking intense So do you
Speaker 1: remember there's there's when we're like a friend of ours
Speaker 1: printed out a picture of a friend of ours face
Speaker 1: and just like a day in the life of like
Speaker 1: our friend or whatever, and he just like wore his
Speaker 1: face over it, and I remember, just like, well, it's
Speaker 1: another day, is me just and he like he fucking
Speaker 1: moved around all fucked up, and he was eating I
Speaker 1: remember there was a shot of him eating cereal hitting it.
Speaker 1: They threw the paper mask and it's just like hitting
Speaker 1: soggy and like it was so fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2: One of our friends.
Speaker 1: I wish I have been searching for that one specifically
Speaker 1: for a long time.
Speaker 2: When I been black face or pretty close to black
Speaker 2: face brown.
Speaker 1: Face, I do remember that who were they playing it
Speaker 1: was a birthday president, and I remember being like, I
Speaker 1: don't know about this guy, but like there were enough people,
Speaker 1: there were enough non white people around that I was like,
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess this is like I don't know.
Speaker 1: That was fuing hilarious. Though I've never done blackface to
Speaker 1: be clear, yeah, I don't have any friends i've done
Speaker 1: it either. I don't think it's like really, I don't
Speaker 1: think it's that common.
Speaker 2: Yea, I think black face is really funny, but also
Speaker 2: like no one's willing, no one's at the balls to
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: I don't think there was a difference. The Mammy ship
Speaker 1: is like next level, you know, it is crazy, like
Speaker 1: that is fucking crazy, Like even some black people that.
Speaker 2: Were like, we don't what is that cool? Like Trudeau,
Speaker 2: I think that ship went hard.
Speaker 1: I think Trudeau did black foremost well, he was wearing
Speaker 1: a fucking in.
Speaker 3: He did that, But he also did turban I don't
Speaker 3: know what you call them, the with the sikhs where
Speaker 3: he was wearing like a seeking yeah or my misremembory.
Speaker 2: But he also should have did blackface too.
Speaker 4: I didn't see that one he did like he had
Speaker 4: like like oh right, and then you have like, oh
Speaker 4: my god, it's just crazy. That is a golden image actually,
Speaker 4: but is the am I am? I? Do you ever
Speaker 4: see that episode of There's So Much?
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I was watching uh Billion Mandy for some reason, and uh,
Speaker 1: you know the black Dracula guy. Yeah, yeah, well he's
Speaker 1: just Dracula in the show, which is pretty progressive, but
Speaker 1: but there's a there's like an episode in that show
Speaker 1: where it goes over like his origin story and like
Speaker 1: the origin story of Van Helsing, who was like another
Speaker 1: black dude. Yeah you never see that. I remember like
Speaker 1: Dracula steals Van Helsing's girl or whatever, and he's like
Speaker 1: on like he bumps, like Van Helsing bumps into this
Speaker 1: black woman and he like falls in love immediately. And
Speaker 1: then Dracula comes out and he's like, look at Dracula
Speaker 1: dance and he's dancing silently with no music, and then
Speaker 1: Van Helsing on the ground and he's like narrating and
Speaker 1: he's like I knew it was over for me then,
Speaker 1: and the delivery of it is so it's so soulful,
Speaker 1: like like I knew it was over for me then,
Speaker 1: Like it's crazy. No one could resist Dracula's dance, Like
Speaker 1: very basic moves. It's it's so standard and it's silent,
Speaker 1: and it's just the folly and the sound design of
Speaker 1: like traffic. So many of those cartoons are fucking goded,
Speaker 1: you know what.
Speaker 2: You know the episode of the Billion, so many pictures
Speaker 2: of girls where like the guy comes out of the
Speaker 2: limo and he's like the fucking like the smooth guy
Speaker 2: and it comes out and he's fucking filted.
Speaker 1: Yea walking, Yes, dude is sliding in the frame. That
Speaker 1: was That's a sly fella man that was.
Speaker 2: I forgot who that enemy was.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Uh, why am I imagining it as
Speaker 1: like one of the Gang Green games. It's not what
Speaker 1: it was, damn red, No, damn it. I think it
Speaker 1: was one of the Gang Green and then he left
Speaker 1: the Gangreen gang and then he like became normal. Why
Speaker 1: am I remember? This might not be true, but I
Speaker 1: feel I don't know, that feels like something I saw before.
Speaker 2: It was purple, he had a suit on, he had
Speaker 2: a cane. Why is it the Boogeyman. It was the Boogeyman,
Speaker 2: the boogie I get it there you go.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: I couldn't remember.
Speaker 1: I was like the Boogeyman from a power up. I
Speaker 1: looked that up. I totally that. By the way, I
Speaker 1: remember having a weird chin and I was like, what
Speaker 1: if you look at that feels like an image I've
Speaker 1: never seen before, but also like it reminds me of something,
Speaker 1: so like, I don't know how to feel right now.
Speaker 1: That's put it to the camera.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that one.
Speaker 1: That walk is crazy. Oh wait, that walk is fucking insane.
Speaker 1: He's sliding, he's not even lifting, He's not even lifting
Speaker 1: his last I said, no, good. I love this show
Speaker 1: so much. It's a great show.
Speaker 2: It's fucking fantastic. It is insane that I remember once
Speaker 2: in my life was embarrassed like that show. It makes
Speaker 2: me feel crazy.
Speaker 1: I never was. For some reason, I was talk about it.
Speaker 1: It was Yeah, I was fucking like no. I was like, bro.
Speaker 1: If anybody was like, oh, it's gay, I'm I.
Speaker 2: No, you don't understand that.
Speaker 1: I thought, you don't understand.
Speaker 2: It's too good for me to not care about. Like,
Speaker 2: I love this show.
Speaker 3: I want to show you the perfect representation of You
Speaker 3: can read another one if you want. Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: pull up the perfect representation of a depression from that show.
Speaker 1: Okay, so uh so there you go. Yeah, Markie Mark
Speaker 1: and the Vietnamese wrote in he says, not a question,
Speaker 1: but I really enjoyed the Gojida cameo during the credits
Speaker 1: last episode. What the fuck is he talking about? What
Speaker 1: did I do? This is the perfect microcosm of what
Speaker 1: this show is. Did I do something?
Speaker 2: Whatever was it? You?
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I don't think I did. I don't
Speaker 1: think we did a go oh? Did we say something?
Speaker 1: At the same time, you guys were probably doing something, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know. You gotta get more specific. But uh, anyway,
Speaker 1: let's move on to the next one. Swen, Why is
Speaker 1: beata y Bill so loved? What makes him? What makes
Speaker 1: him special? Well that's not his question, that's his name,
Speaker 1: So you don't get an answer. Your question. Your question
Speaker 1: is Hey, Derek gay Man, Chris f A. G. Dash
Speaker 1: go Ot and Kingston Game ands and Amazing Gamer, Oh
Speaker 1: my god? Do you guys like any of the movie
Speaker 1: Slash TV show video games from the early two during
Speaker 1: the two thousands, most were asked, but I remember I
Speaker 1: remember them being I remember some of them being good.
Speaker 1: There was that the Chronicles of Ritic Games, which were
Speaker 1: the prequels to the movies. Is that real? Wow? I
Speaker 1: didn't even think about that over the Hedge and the
Speaker 1: Spider My games, of course, And there were some weird
Speaker 1: ones like Zathora PS.
Speaker 2: Two.
Speaker 1: That is insane that they would be a zero game
Speaker 1: the game. That game was wild because you could actually
Speaker 1: visit the lizard alien plant and fight them despite being
Speaker 1: a literal child. I I remember a few obscure like
Speaker 1: I remember a series of unfortunate events being kind of
Speaker 1: good for some reason. I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 2: The Incredibles game too.
Speaker 1: The Incredibles was was really solid. Return of the King,
Speaker 1: Lord of the Rings of course, good ship.
Speaker 2: The Spawn game. You guys remember the Spawn game?
Speaker 1: No, there was a spawn game? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: The s one?
Speaker 2: The game cube play game was been any right to
Speaker 2: be as well too. I don't even remember that Shadow
Speaker 2: of the Hedgehog are really entwined in my brain with
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 1: That is strange, but okay the same time. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean no, that makes sense. I remember Dark Angel. I
Speaker 1: think I talked about it on an episode of the podcast.
Speaker 1: I remember liking.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can't remember if that was a good game or not.
Speaker 1: A lot of these I really can't recall. I just
Speaker 1: remember kind of liking them, and if I did like them,
Speaker 1: it was probably more to do with like the vibe
Speaker 1: or like the music or something. It was probably good
Speaker 1: the game.
Speaker 2: I want to hear that game was fucking hard for
Speaker 2: and yeah, that hard.
Speaker 1: That was not fun for me.
Speaker 3: That game was hard until you become adult somebody that game.
Speaker 3: I was like this game and I didn't beat it.
Speaker 1: Well, he's talking specifically about two thousands, two thousands, Oh
Speaker 1: so it has to be two thousands, Okay, Like I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, I was gonna say Aladdin.
Speaker 2: But the thing is.
Speaker 3: Snets and uh and Genesis or wherever you're from, because
Speaker 3: Mega Drive the two different versions, and that's I want
Speaker 3: people to debate that because I I like the I
Speaker 3: like the S and S version better, but like it
Speaker 3: was a different fields. Yeah, they had two different versions.
Speaker 3: They had very different vibes to them.
Speaker 1: I remember that being in like a thing, and like
Speaker 1: I would watch like video game videos and I remember
Speaker 1: that being a thing. Yeah, that that game specifically, and
Speaker 1: a lot of other games actually around that time were
Speaker 1: like slightly different. Uh damnit. The two thousands Spider Man's obvious.
Speaker 1: I think all those games are pretty good. I mean,
Speaker 1: Spider Man three kind of sucks, but I'm like three,
Speaker 1: it's not very good. But like the thing about Spider
Speaker 1: Man three is that, like the thing that I liked
Speaker 1: about is that you could have the boss fights anywhere.
Speaker 1: That was awesome because they all took place in like
Speaker 1: the open world of Manhattan. They didn't bother to build
Speaker 1: like arenas or stages. It was only like for like
Speaker 1: the last fight really and the first one, which was
Speaker 1: like the you know, the book ended, but like you
Speaker 1: could fight the new Goblin in the subway and it
Speaker 1: was so funny because he was so fast that he
Speaker 1: would just like zoom along the edges of the train
Speaker 1: track and lose you and you would have to come
Speaker 1: back and get you. It was all. It was completely
Speaker 1: fucked up. But I love the idea of like a
Speaker 1: free form, like, oh, you could fight the bosses anywhere,
Speaker 1: like in Grand Central, you could go inside. It's like,
Speaker 1: this is so cool. But the game itself kind of
Speaker 1: it's kind of blue ass. Do you guys reply X
Speaker 1: Men Mutant Academy?
Speaker 2: No, No, what is that? It's like a three D
Speaker 2: fighting game? Oh?
Speaker 3: Was it like Marvel Nemesis? It was no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: So I shouldn't even say three D it was. It
Speaker 3: was actually it's like I shouldn't say it's more like teching.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: It might it might be two point five, It might
Speaker 3: just actually be I'm I can't remember fully, but it's stupid.
Speaker 1: It was so stupid. But the thing that could you
Speaker 1: play is Professor X and use the chair.
Speaker 3: So what is burned into my brain is his fucking
Speaker 3: special he so you know it, It's like it's like
Speaker 3: he does the do you know kins shan you reppa?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like so it does with the chair. He doesn't.
Speaker 1: It's like he just does the.
Speaker 2: Ultimate dragon punch that is so crazy bins and you go,
Speaker 2: it's so fucking remember.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. Do you remember there were so many stupid
Speaker 1: things in games back then? Do you remember Ben Franklin
Speaker 1: being in fucking Tony Hawk's Underground.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, dude.
Speaker 1: And there's like a there's like a I don't remember
Speaker 1: if it was Thug Wan or Tuck two. I don't
Speaker 1: really recall, but like there was like a ramp in
Speaker 1: one level where you could go up and if you
Speaker 1: did that thing where like you know, you could go
Speaker 1: up a ramp and then transition to the next one. Yes,
Speaker 1: if you went up and you did that, you'd break
Speaker 1: through a window and then in that window or in
Speaker 1: it would be a hallway and it would just be
Speaker 1: Ben Franklin standing there. And then if you ran up
Speaker 1: to him, like you would run away, and if you
Speaker 1: follow him, it would have this big splash guy and
Speaker 1: said Ben Franklin unlocked or like Ben Franklin found or whatever.
Speaker 1: You're like, imagine like coming across that with no concept
Speaker 1: of that, like like accidentally finding that, like not like,
Speaker 1: oh I read it on fucking cheat dot com or whatever,
Speaker 1: which used to be like a cheat code website, not
Speaker 1: like a fucking Ashley Madison.
Speaker 2: Was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you remember cheat with Kristin Holt on a
Speaker 1: G four?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: No, it was like it was just a TV show
Speaker 1: all about cheat codes, and I remember she was like
Speaker 1: really hot, that's cool, and I remember like she would
Speaker 1: just tell you how to fucking break games. That would
Speaker 1: have been for me like, oh yeah, tell me more
Speaker 1: a pig this Jesus, that's the talent. That's like almost
Speaker 1: that's part of the TWI band. It's starting to sound
Speaker 1: like you started sound like Freezer for a second. Your mic,
Speaker 1: by the way, is turned completely away from you.
Speaker 2: I knocked it away when I was there.
Speaker 1: It was like for the audience, it was like this,
Speaker 1: I was doing my.
Speaker 2: Twist, I knocked it away.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, monkey Monkey. But yeah, dude, a lot of
Speaker 1: those games were great. Like I really think like movie
Speaker 1: based games really only got bad at a certain point,
Speaker 1: Like there was a point where they just got worse.
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, video games when it started.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was I kind of liked the demo with that,
Speaker 1: but like I I remember, as I was playing, I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not buying this. This is a fun demo, though,
Speaker 1: was iron Man. That's a moment when Okay, I think
Speaker 1: this was when they started becoming endless runners on. I
Speaker 1: think this might be it.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, come on, dude, that is insane.
Speaker 1: Oh wait no, I didn't show the one with the
Speaker 1: it's insane. That he's even bad is crazy. So look up?
Speaker 1: What would people have to look up to find them?
Speaker 2: So x men Mutant Academy to psx Xavier. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: so fucking crazy, dude. He's beating the piss out of
Speaker 2: plus like that.
Speaker 1: Looks like almost like there was here like fucking Masters
Speaker 1: of Terrorist Kasai or whatever. It's the it's just a
Speaker 1: little bit better, you know. I remember for some reason
Speaker 1: not hating the B Movie game. But there's no shot
Speaker 1: it's because it's good. It's more like why does this exist?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 1: Is that why you played it? I think so. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't play that. To be fair, A lot of
Speaker 1: these are demos like I didn't have money, you know,
Speaker 1: like I wasn't going out and being like I want
Speaker 1: to spend sixty dollars. I want to spend sixty dollars
Speaker 1: on the B movie video game. No, or like game
Speaker 1: Fly I had for like a brief period of time.
Speaker 1: I remember I got The Godfather like it was it
Speaker 1: was cool. Concept back in the game was great. It
Speaker 1: was sometimes the games for cheap on there. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got Halo three through game Fly. I got X Men Origins. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you guys remember X Men two x two the
Speaker 2: game you pays will rain only have to like ever
Speaker 2: play that or what was it called? There was x Men.
Speaker 2: There was a random X Men game. It was like
Speaker 2: an Apocalypse x Men Origins Apocalypse something like that. It
Speaker 2: was Wolverine only No that no, that that it's another one.
Speaker 1: I remember the X Men, Origins Wolverine. Yeah, but which
Speaker 1: was which is also, by the way, another example of
Speaker 1: like a great one that that game sick.
Speaker 2: Like I'm really pissed off that I can't play it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really annoying. I actually I actually kind of struggle.
Speaker 1: I actually strongly.
Speaker 2: Feel probably I think, actually I don't think it'll launch
Speaker 2: if you do it, Yeah, I launch.
Speaker 1: That's like Windows that doesn't work any although they did
Speaker 1: figure out how to emulate like three sixty games like
Speaker 1: really effectively, like recently, because that because that that Sonic
Speaker 1: thing that happened, so there's a chance that you'd be
Speaker 1: able to fucking that game. I actually feel I feel
Speaker 1: pretty strongly what is the emulator? I don't know, but
Speaker 1: if you look at Sonic, if you look up Sonic
Speaker 1: Xbox sixty, yeah, Sonic on least Xbox sixty, emulation unlocked
Speaker 1: or something like those keywords you'll find like the information.
Speaker 1: But that's a game worth playing, like Dude x Y
Speaker 1: and Origins Wolverine slacked, and I actually like strongly feel
Speaker 1: like there's kind of no way, like I I just
Speaker 1: don't think the Insomnia Equaverine game is going to be
Speaker 1: nearly as good. Oh, yeah, it might be.
Speaker 2: We'll see.
Speaker 1: I hope, man, But I have a lot of faith
Speaker 1: in Somniac. They make good they make good stuff.
Speaker 3: But like I just it's just probably not gonna be
Speaker 3: as fun like the the the the the cheekiness of
Speaker 3: because you know, it had like a rock steady vibe
Speaker 3: of something combats that. But then there was do the
Speaker 3: the prep, the pounds. That launch is undefeated.
Speaker 1: It's so cool, just thirty feet. It's so bridges, Bro,
Speaker 1: It's so ridiculous.
Speaker 2: This is a drawbridge. Why am I flying at somebody.
Speaker 1: Like he was so feral crazy? I'm like, how are you?
Speaker 1: You can't, Will Reen, I've been a fan for very long.
Speaker 2: You can do that. You can do that. But it's
Speaker 2: like you're not seeing him do that too often, not
Speaker 2: that far he left the car, Bro. He could do it.
Speaker 1: I guess he can.
Speaker 2: He's just I'm trying to don't see him do that
Speaker 2: because he's he's cutting.
Speaker 1: That's another one I remember. I remember the thing being
Speaker 1: they just remastered The Thing video game. John Carpenter is
Speaker 1: the Thing. I would never say the Thing and me,
Speaker 1: I would never that would never be a solo, A
Speaker 1: solo fast the thing for a Fantastic four A game
Speaker 1: just be something destruction. But he's aren't people.
Speaker 2: That's true. That's why I think people would it would
Speaker 2: sell horrible that I love. I think he's the coolest
Speaker 2: character in that thing.
Speaker 1: Well, to me, I'm gonna say he's At this point,
Speaker 1: I would say, I'm so I'm maxed down on Hulk
Speaker 1: that I think that I could I have room to
Speaker 1: learn more about Ben because you know, I'm not I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm actually very I'm a little ignorant when it comes
Speaker 1: to Fantastic four. I know enough because of cosmic shit.
Speaker 1: But I've also biased. I'm just like, you get these
Speaker 1: niggas out of here.
Speaker 2: I think they're cool, but they're definitely by gones, you know. Therefore,
Speaker 2: like the era of like the working good, the working
Speaker 2: genius man, the pretty damnsel, the hot shot young boy,
Speaker 2: the unshakeable forces.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, I think that's my only problem where
Speaker 1: I imagine though, there's people that can be like, well
Speaker 1: check this out, Derek their way.
Speaker 2: Uh. It was like how people are with like Aquaman.
Speaker 3: They still have like a perception of him that like
Speaker 3: he's this absolutely he's the same as he was when
Speaker 3: he started and I'm like, well, I guess it's unfair.
Speaker 2: That's true. Usually listening to them read Mark Wade run,
Speaker 2: Mark Wade, Yeah, Mark Wade run, considering because I wanted
Speaker 2: to distance myself.
Speaker 3: I dude, I realized that a lot of the political
Speaker 3: news was subconsciously depressing me.
Speaker 1: I just realized it.
Speaker 3: Well, like it wasn't because actively I was still pretty
Speaker 3: like a whatever, it's all the same as bullshit.
Speaker 1: But I had these Uh.
Speaker 2: I notice when I get like some constantly depressed, I
Speaker 2: get incredibly tired. I'll like I want to pass out
Speaker 2: immediately because my body just wants to shut down. And
Speaker 2: I realized I was having that, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I think it's the I was watching these political streams
Speaker 2: and I haven't been watching them. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I feel way better.
Speaker 1: It's funny, you know.
Speaker 3: And so I'm like, Okay, let me maybe if I
Speaker 3: just read more and just only game and stop consuming
Speaker 3: these I guess be ignorant.
Speaker 1: It really is.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying, is what I'm saying, Like, I feel better.
Speaker 2: Whenever I started getting really depressed, I played D and
Speaker 2: D and I vented into that world.
Speaker 1: And I'm fine, Yeah, you just kill everybody.
Speaker 2: I don't kill everybody I make. I make. I give
Speaker 2: people decisions and my friends always choose the wrong ones.
Speaker 2: But it'd be like that, we.
Speaker 1: See one more and get the hell out of here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one quick, one exactly, Pan of Pan of Jello, Lord
Speaker 1: of Jeff rode In. He says, hello, gents, you all
Speaker 1: should buy the original ET model for nine hundred k.
Speaker 1: I don't know is it worth it? What do you
Speaker 1: guys think?
Speaker 2: Can we.
Speaker 1: This podcast's ability? We're we're asking for nine hundred thousand
Speaker 1: dollars to buy the original ET puppet or model or
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck it was. Chris, you know what's fucked up.
Speaker 1: I had a flash that I think was the future. Oh, that.
Speaker 2: We would reach that, and I would get really upset
Speaker 2: that for something more serious, we probably would have gotten
Speaker 2: like five thousand dollars you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like if one of us was dying, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'd get like maybe sixteen dollars and uh if we Yeah,
Speaker 1: the idea, Like the thing that would piss me off
Speaker 1: most about that is that like we would have to
Speaker 1: honor it advice, we would be legally kount of. So
Speaker 1: like the idea that we would be able to safely
Speaker 1: procure nine hundred thousand dollars, but we have to spend it,
Speaker 1: spend it on fucking.
Speaker 2: Easy just to the background.
Speaker 1: It's just off screen, just there, so fucking it state.
Speaker 1: We could have bought houses. Yeah, we could have put
Speaker 1: a down payment on something big. Yeah, literally yeah, and
Speaker 1: then nope, nope, by e T. I can't believe it's
Speaker 1: worth one hundred thousand dollars. That is really insane.
Speaker 3: No, look, it can original thousand. Nobody's bought it. Oh
Speaker 3: that's true, Like who's who's unless somebody bought it, and
Speaker 3: now they're selling.
Speaker 1: It for that much. Even Spielberg doesn't want it clearly.
Speaker 2: No, I'll get a replica for like one hundred no,
Speaker 2: what five hundred dollars? Maybe?
Speaker 1: I remember they used to sell fucking plushies at UH
Speaker 1: Toys r US of ET. I remember those. The last
Speaker 1: thing I saw that the Toys r US was a
Speaker 1: fucking plush of VT, and I was like, that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't I want that now. I would not want
Speaker 1: that then, but I want to know exactly now I
Speaker 1: want it. Yeah, now I regret not spending my paycheck
Speaker 1: on it. You think it's so fucking disgusting.
Speaker 2: It's gross.
Speaker 1: Anyway. Yeah, that's uh, that's your questions for today. We're
Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and wrap this bitch up and read
Speaker 1: our twenty five dollars and up patrons, which you can
Speaker 1: be a part of that as well. You can donate
Speaker 1: twenty five dollars to patron. It's it's expensive, but you
Speaker 1: get to be at the end of the credits. You
Speaker 1: get to type in whatever the fuck you want and
Speaker 1: I have to read it, and it trips us up,
Speaker 1: and it throws us into fucking tangents, and it ostensibly
Speaker 1: extends the show beyond what we want it to be
Speaker 1: every time, and it's suffering for us. And uh, you know,
Speaker 1: can't put a price on that, look it. Although I
Speaker 1: guess it's twenty five dollars. Yeah, that's what I direct. Well,
Speaker 1: well that was stupider than the one that I saw.
Speaker 1: They're transcenari Oh my god, they they made him. There
Speaker 1: you go, that's good.
Speaker 2: Is good?
Speaker 1: No, Gitler sucks. I think Jitlert is amazing. That's a
Speaker 1: great fucking pull. They're transcend Hold on to the candler.
Speaker 1: How could you dare? It's an iconic figure. You gotta
Speaker 1: respect history. That's she could shet is amazing.
Speaker 2: I will not call her she fucking she's gonna be
Speaker 2: you know what's fucked up? E T. If we're if
Speaker 2: we were like drifters, we could convince people to be
Speaker 2: mad about this.
Speaker 1: Oh for sure, Well your Amazon tapping up now. But uh,
Speaker 1: it's like you always takeing me. It's taking I was like,
Speaker 1: why is this happening? It's like you want this. It's
Speaker 1: forty bucks. It's not that bad. I mean, that's that's
Speaker 1: too much for that.
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Speaker 2: it burns, does it? Even?
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Speaker 3: the hand and I lost it in the last episode,
Speaker 3: like kep curry in the hand, Yeah, because like you
Speaker 3: was talking about I don't know how we got.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like talking about like it's a hand food. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like giving somebody curry in there is so funny to me.
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Speaker 1: Away, gets a pillar.
Speaker 3: It's the stupidest thing I've ever seen a video game history. Like,
Speaker 3: it was like, it's not supposed to be funny, but
Speaker 3: you can't help but laughing how stupid it is? No man, Axel,
Speaker 3: I stand corrected? Did you actually you know what's funny?
Speaker 3: So they tease season two of Twisted Metal? And you
Speaker 3: know that they teased Axel? Right, see now I might
Speaker 3: actually the end of it. They had his hand going
Speaker 3: into the wheel, and I'm like, I might actually watch that.
Speaker 1: I might actually watch it too. I might actually watch
Speaker 1: that show.
Speaker 2: Is Anthony Macki dead? Because I don't really and he's.
Speaker 1: Still very much alive, but his character is dead.
Speaker 2: O great character in the show.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't see it. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just know I was like, Ah, your mouth's too small, man,
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Speaker 1: a fucking unusually petite mouth. It's like it looks like
Speaker 1: He's always you ever like the secret the ultra warheads
Speaker 1: are like they're like magazine. Yeah, there's like this one
Speaker 1: that was like a black cherry. Just they should have.
Speaker 1: He should be the mascot for all sour candy. Just
Speaker 1: Anthony Mackie with his tiny fucking mouth. You can't even
Speaker 1: talk without whistle. It's just it's just his mouth is
Speaker 1: so small and tight that it's just like all his
Speaker 1: words come out his whistles.
Speaker 2: I'm captain to Barri.
Speaker 1: Whoa is that?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: The theme song for the Good, the Band and the
Speaker 1: Uglier is Anthony Mackie here? Well, Anthony, calm down, Anthony, Anthony,
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Speaker 1: He won't listen to reason. I can't get higher. I
Speaker 1: can't do the other part of it. I can't avengers.
Speaker 1: Can you do it if you're inhale? No, I can't.
Speaker 3: I I just can't do it because like I can't,
Speaker 3: I can't exhale. I'm terrible at excel whistling, and then
Speaker 3: so I have to inhale to do it. It's weird,
Speaker 3: the opposite.
Speaker 1: I've never learned how to do it. I never figured
Speaker 1: it out. I never understood it. Like, there's me, here's
Speaker 1: excel whistle and help you sound like a man. You
Speaker 1: like you sound like you give me that cock. That's
Speaker 1: not whistling. You're just dying. I think you're extracting. Come
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Speaker 2: I'm hurting myself.
Speaker 1: Then stop.
Speaker 4: I can't.
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Speaker 3: So it's like the greatest experience of your life, but
Speaker 3: like the price is death because it's just like God is.
Speaker 3: It's like he's crying as he's twiggling, and it's like
Speaker 3: it's the greatest thing you could ever expect.
Speaker 1: So that's the idea. Hey, not bad, it's like barely
Speaker 1: but like if you it's more like a desert whistle,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like when like going through
Speaker 1: buildings and ship Yeah yeah, yeah I can do that.
Speaker 2: I can do Can you do wind sounds?
Speaker 1: Pretty decent. Yeah, wind like, that's just that's just god.
Speaker 1: What let's try and set Let's try and set a
Speaker 1: tranquil scene. Okay with our voice acting abilities. Sunday Sunday
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Speaker 6: He looks like white, he looks like browly but black.
Speaker 6: You know, he's blowing blackly, blowly blowly.
Speaker 2: Is that what the one of the with the butt
Speaker 2: cheeks where he's like, you know, doing that. Uh, who
Speaker 2: originated that?
Speaker 1: That's like a chick, right, No, that's actually Eddie Murphy
Speaker 1: on the press to it for Shrek four.
Speaker 2: I believe.
Speaker 1: All right. I can't believe the woke left. I can't.
Speaker 1: That's so dumb. I can't believe the woke left without
Speaker 1: saying goodbye.
Speaker 2: That's the studiest joke. That's a solid joke.
Speaker 1: That's like something if if uh yeah, if if father's whatever,
Speaker 1: that is the father. It is a dad joke.
Speaker 3: It's a dad joke that somehow got into this culture.
Speaker 3: Word right, yeah, paying attention.
Speaker 1: I can't believe the woke left that's saying goodbye.
Speaker 2: He's a good guy. This is just on the wrong
Speaker 2: side of things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sending Casey Anthony back in time to infant Trump.
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Speaker 1: what it's I don't I don't recognize that at all
Speaker 1: me either that stupid fake spand yeah what what b
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Speaker 2: Says Bape, still make Bubesta's Look, man, is it Bape
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Speaker 1: We're gonna We're gonna move on. We're gonna move on.
Speaker 1: We're gonna move on. Stanley is a fraud that still
Speaker 1: credit and got rich off of Jack Kirby and Stevedo's characters.
Speaker 2: I disagree, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: You seen these shoes before the babes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, babes? Why am I not?
Speaker 1: Why am I not familiar with babes?
Speaker 2: Yeah? They're soldier boys sneakers?
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Speaker 1: What the fuck are you doing now?
Speaker 3: My favorite Wolverine moment actually un ironically because you know
Speaker 3: it's not the best Wolverine. Well, I guess, Hugh Jackman,
Speaker 3: everyone loves you Jackman. But first roll, first time being Wolverine,
Speaker 3: when they're first introducing everything about it, and then like.
Speaker 1: He's like, dude, what do they call you wheels? This
Speaker 1: is the stupidest thing I ever heard. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's just me, that's a funny. That's not even how
Speaker 1: Overen acts. He's not even that kind of guy.
Speaker 2: He was like, make fun of the disabled person.
Speaker 3: I mean what it means, like this is this is
Speaker 3: my this is a cyclops, this is a storm. And
Speaker 3: he's like storm when they call you wheels, crippled, fucking roll, polyp, retard, bitch,
Speaker 3: bald bitch.
Speaker 2: Kills him, kills him right there. And it's so much
Speaker 2: as different, so.
Speaker 1: Much Sideline is crazy. Yeah, he goes, he walks in
Speaker 1: me ands like what about you over there? Pit bull cart,
Speaker 1: pit bull cart. He's just he's so sad.
Speaker 2: He kills himself.
Speaker 1: He's pretty good. That's pretty good. Hold on, is Purple
Speaker 1: even popular at that point? No?
Speaker 2: The fuck you mean?
Speaker 1: Well, Wolverine is from the future past. Yeah, so that
Speaker 1: was the future past Wolverine.
Speaker 2: So he's mean that guy he knows like one of
Speaker 2: his best friends, Big a piece of different. No reason,
Speaker 2: are you so stupid?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 2: Here's your name, Wheels.
Speaker 1: Pimple on a go car, You stupid bitch? What do
Speaker 1: you fucking what?
Speaker 2: Scott?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say that Becausecott was gonna try to beat
Speaker 3: the buddy, deflex it and blow Scott up.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is slaps Jean's ass? What is? What
Speaker 1: is all the metal slaps.
Speaker 2: Breaks her pelvis? All she does the scream that she
Speaker 2: does in the animated say what the fuck does Jada
Speaker 2: picket Recliner want now?
Speaker 1: The picket Recliner. That's crazy. I'm trying to think of
Speaker 1: like absurd like combinations of people share like leukemia on
Speaker 1: the go? Yeah's your cart? How you a card? Leukemia's
Speaker 1: pro skater over here? Just being mean.
Speaker 3: It's like the improving like a stupid one of those
Speaker 3: comedy films, like like a Seth Rogan comedy. And then
Speaker 3: every time though, he's got to also improvise killing him too.
Speaker 7: You're crippled, oh my Wolverine, bubb Yeah, please, I don't
Speaker 7: remember anything because I keep smoking weed.
Speaker 1: You know, I spoke weed weed hurts every time it
Speaker 1: comes out out. Oh I'm not distracting and invincible at all.
Speaker 1: That has too many celebrities doing voices. It makes them sense.
Speaker 1: It's been too much money. Yeah, Like like I found
Speaker 1: Ela pernell Is apparently like in there, and she's like
Speaker 1: just like one of the ladies, Like she's just one
Speaker 1: some lady that comes across the mummy.
Speaker 2: And that was two dollars.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, that was like fifteen million dollars right there
Speaker 1: for Eloprenell. Seriously, like I would pay fifteen million dollars.
Speaker 3: I'll talk about roster because every time you know, you well, wow, wow, that's.
Speaker 1: I want, Like I want my tongue to slide behind
Speaker 1: her bug eyes. That's crazy, like a fucking decko. No,
Speaker 1: that's too steep. That's yeah. I would have for that
Speaker 1: amount of money. I was filming it right now. Cone
Speaker 1: what are they doing. They're filming the the next season
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 6: And no.
Speaker 1: Joke, if he threw up on me, man, I don't
Speaker 1: even know what to do.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't even know what to do.
Speaker 1: Dude. Yeah, I want one day to like I know
Speaker 1: this is illegal because it's technically poisoning, but I would
Speaker 1: love to give you epicac without you understanding in the
Speaker 1: middle of a show, and then just like in the
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Speaker 1: I would I would hate that. But if we got
Speaker 1: it on film, that's so funny moment. It's never it's
Speaker 1: never not been somebody throwing up on camera has never
Speaker 1: not been funny. It's so goddamn hilarious, especially if it's real,
Speaker 1: like if it's fake whatever, Like I mean, it's I think,
Speaker 1: you know what I think about a lot the fucking
Speaker 1: Team America World Police when he's like.
Speaker 3: The intensity and then the music's fucking swelling, so fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: I love the video of some guys throwing up and
Speaker 2: then spinning around in a circle.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that guy's dead, like actually, like I'm not,
Speaker 1: that's not a bit that I'm making up, Like he
Speaker 1: actually he actually did die from throwing up. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm throwing up, but like it
Speaker 1: probably happened to Mike told me she said, like, she
Speaker 1: said me the video I think and she said rip
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Speaker 1: his video is yeah, did you know he's dead?
Speaker 2: I was hoping he was.
Speaker 1: Did you know? Well, I guess, well, I get that's interesting.
Speaker 2: I guess I don't look. Look, Maka, I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: be a rough one.
Speaker 1: An the animal is making making you able to watch
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Speaker 1: a bunch of CP. Why do you have to think
Speaker 1: about it that way?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess on on accident? Is that on
Speaker 3: accident CP?
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Speaker 1: I don't know that song. Fuck off, Anthony, You're not
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Speaker 1: trying to rip his dick off. Thug Zilla, King of
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Speaker 1: Kurt Cobain p o V. Nobody cares. But I am
Speaker 1: now gay free for the past year. Well what does
Speaker 1: that mean?
Speaker 2: Are you? Are you wait, so homophobic? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't notice. So, Like, were you gay and you've
Speaker 1: now been converted and you've not been gay for a year?
Speaker 1: Or have you simply not been in the vicinity of
Speaker 1: gay people for a year? That's a good question, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, I don't know what he
Speaker 1: means by gay free necessarily.
Speaker 3: Yeah, either he's been avoiding gays for a year or
Speaker 3: he took the Mike Pence package, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he got hooked up to a couple of uh,
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Speaker 1: I don't know, Doc, I can't do a good uh
Speaker 1: Michael J.
Speaker 2: Fox.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of hard. You build it. You're telling me,
Speaker 1: you build a gay conversion machine. You build along. If
Speaker 1: I have it up to eighty eight, you'll stop being gay? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it gives you Parkinsons, though it will give me gee,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll take it. I can't don't do the
Speaker 1: gestures anything. No, that was actually just he actually does
Speaker 1: that in the movie, like I know, doing Parkinson.
Speaker 2: I think that was parking into the beginning, though still.
Speaker 1: I didn't intend for it to be. You think he
Speaker 1: had I don't know how it works.
Speaker 2: He's happy, go lucky, you.
Speaker 1: Know from like he spent so much time in the
Speaker 1: park and that's how you catch it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought you.
Speaker 3: I thought you caught it like a sexual transmitted disease.
Speaker 3: I think he had so much fun, like he Biff
Speaker 3: and then Biff had it and.
Speaker 2: Then had too much fun growing up and he became
Speaker 2: a wordlf when he.
Speaker 3: Got was he like all the trauma from like you
Speaker 3: know how you would be on skateboards that going way
Speaker 3: too fast away behind cars, like you know, like trauma
Speaker 3: from all that.
Speaker 1: What really glossed over an amazing premise, which is the
Speaker 1: DeLorean is the gay conversion machine. Yeah, and so like
Speaker 1: he comes out of the car not gay. That's amazing.
Speaker 1: Like if that's what that movie was, it was an
Speaker 1: allegory for anti gay news. Yeah yeah, yeah, And so
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, you're gay, Marty, I can I
Speaker 1: can fix you. You're broken. You had these the terrorists
Speaker 1: were was basically the Lgbtah it is Antifa, Yeah it was.
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh no, you're You're not gonna touch him,
Speaker 1: you bigot. And then they killed him. And then he's like, no,
Speaker 1: I gotta go back and be gay or not be gay?
Speaker 2: What are we talking about?
Speaker 1: Oh my, all right?
Speaker 3: And then he introduced rock and roll, like a modern
Speaker 3: rock and roll, because otherwise things were gonna turn poppier
Speaker 3: and gayer. So I want to play this really hard music.
Speaker 3: And that's when Chuck Berry's cousin, you know, yay, look.
Speaker 1: Into straight ass music that isn't wild, you know that
Speaker 1: straight down you were looking for? Yeah, what's to say?
Speaker 1: And then he's like, damn, I've been gay this whole time.
Speaker 1: So stupid.
Speaker 3: And that's why the Chuck Bearer we know today is
Speaker 3: is a sexual devian. Yeah, I'm pissing on chicks, That's right.
Speaker 1: He was doing that. Absolutely, he was whistling out of
Speaker 1: his asshole. Anyway, Nobody cares what I'm not. Okay, it's
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Speaker 1: name is Jake, and you guys really hurt my feelings.
Speaker 1: The big deal. I think I saw your dad at
Speaker 1: a gay bar. I mean whatever. I like that.
Speaker 2: I like that premise.
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Speaker 1: I gotta watch that video again of that boss fight.
Speaker 1: It's so insane, A bit of a bit of if
Speaker 1: a snake bit swing on the dick, would you suck
Speaker 1: the venom out if it was guaranteed to work?
Speaker 2: I feel like that's such a pervert, excuse to get
Speaker 2: it or dig sucked somehow My dick was out while
Speaker 2: there was a snake in front.
Speaker 1: Of the damn I was walking. You'll never believe this.
Speaker 1: I walked into my kitchen and there was a fucking
Speaker 1: viper that is not native to this fucking hemisphere and
Speaker 1: it bit me. Crazy story right on the penis hell.
Speaker 2: Help me suck the poison out right now, suck it out.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I I don't know, man, And
Speaker 1: she's like, you.
Speaker 2: Know, she's doing it, sucking it a little bit, and
Speaker 2: you're like, is that enough? Keep going?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I could do it.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: If I don't know if I could suck the poison.
Speaker 1: I have to Dick to say something.
Speaker 3: Because the problem is is like it's more of the
Speaker 3: why did a venomous snake bite your dick?
Speaker 1: And I almost feel like to have to even put
Speaker 1: yourself in that situation means that you're not worthy to
Speaker 1: be That's what I mean, That's exactly what your dick
Speaker 1: got bit, all right. What's the closest you would get though,
Speaker 1: Like if like if a snake bit somebody that you
Speaker 1: really cared about, that isn't your wife like a friend
Speaker 1: of yours on like like the inner thigh, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. So I think there's a possibility that
Speaker 1: I can do it, but it's like I have to
Speaker 1: really compartmentalize if I think I could do it.
Speaker 2: If you moan it all, we're done. Yeah, I feel like,
Speaker 2: you know, like, at what point even if it's like
Speaker 2: pain any accidentally you know, you know, it's like it's
Speaker 2: fine line between like the moaning. Yeah, like if you
Speaker 2: have to be like like i'd be like you're taking
Speaker 2: poison damage. Oh you know, like it can't it can't
Speaker 2: be like anything like nothing close to an a, nothing
Speaker 2: close to an air and oh everything like E and us.
Speaker 2: That's just how he normally busses.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know it would be tough.
Speaker 3: It's like you ever heard of Spanish women and porn.
Speaker 3: They'll be like of course I E. They'll they'll fucking
Speaker 3: be like I E. Instead of like being like oh
Speaker 3: oh uh, they'll be like I And I'm like, that's funny.
Speaker 1: I love that. I love culture. Culture is great.
Speaker 2: Less funny during that is less funny during, trust me. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know it would be like I thought
Speaker 1: that she was American. She wouldn't do that.
Speaker 2: No, not Lily. Oh it's not even close. Not the
Speaker 2: only one. She's She's just like, oh I know her,
Speaker 2: I know, nigga.
Speaker 1: She just laying there, nigga. It's crazy, quartet. You all
Speaker 1: got some change when Elon finally dies, hitched me going
Speaker 1: stupid in the club, like Jim carries the mass.
Speaker 2: John Barenthal's a punisher. Good. An episode that's Dared Devil
Speaker 2: Bro was crazy.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen well I can believe that he's like
Speaker 1: he's like written characters I haven't seen they have like.
Speaker 2: Him and what you call him had a really really
Speaker 2: good back.
Speaker 1: I watched that scene and I didn't watch the episode.
Speaker 1: Was he like I'm blind? He's like, oh you're blind. No,
Speaker 1: He's just constantly he's just constantly being right.
Speaker 2: He's just oh yeah, a certain he's right but wrong.
Speaker 1: I feel the same way in Invincible to like it's
Speaker 1: just like, well, that's why I.
Speaker 2: Finally felt like good that I'm like, Mark is finally
Speaker 2: where you should be.
Speaker 1: So have we finished it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I watched it?
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, Yeah, I just got around to it because
Speaker 1: I just had nothing to do. Well, we're going to
Speaker 1: it in the extra AMMO, because like I want to
Speaker 1: talk about it, because I just like I want to
Speaker 1: talk about John Barton. Wait Rick, wait, wait wait Rick,
Speaker 1: he's a great Uh, he's a great actor.
Speaker 2: I like your head exploding, Rick, You he wasn't even
Speaker 2: like that too much of the show. Stop then your
Speaker 2: chance way, John Bird.
Speaker 1: Though, because what you're doing Rick, Ricky Rick, Rick.
Speaker 2: Dare devil.
Speaker 1: Don't you understand? Get away from Carl Daredevil.
Speaker 2: You get away from Carl there, guys, please, that's my
Speaker 2: daughter in that belly.
Speaker 1: Chris, I watched my.
Speaker 2: Daughter's dad and a zombie.
Speaker 1: What's one to do but go out punishing all the time.
Speaker 3: I rewatched the whole Punisher season one just to prepare
Speaker 3: for everything, because I want to get reimmersed in like
Speaker 3: everything right right, And uh yeah it was it was
Speaker 3: fun man, And I just really the screaming is hilarious.
Speaker 3: Like there's a scene where they're all pinned down in
Speaker 3: an op that you know in Afghanistan that they clearly
Speaker 3: shouldn't have been doing, and before he goes in there
Speaker 3: to hype himself up, he's it's so it's a fucking gorilla.
Speaker 3: It's like a it's like a kid making like a
Speaker 3: gorilla tiger.
Speaker 1: That's definitely real though that Yeah, but like, well I
Speaker 1: don't know how common it is his, but like he
Speaker 1: has a he has a voice that like, oh, he
Speaker 1: should be in the death metal van band kind of thing.
Speaker 1: He should like he does it so often in the series,
Speaker 1: like when he finally gets the fuck the guy with
Speaker 1: the missing the eye and he like puts his eyes
Speaker 1: out and he kills him when he's doing that. It's
Speaker 1: so it's like it's he should be in a metal
Speaker 1: he should be up there and being like where are you?
Speaker 1: That's metal?
Speaker 2: Right, guys? Put him in?
Speaker 1: Oh, Tom Delong's you know, he's he's too crazy to
Speaker 1: be in. That's why we gotta edd it. That's good
Speaker 1: Tom Tom. A long sleep, that's what that's. At his eulogy,
Speaker 1: they say that they will though where are you You're
Speaker 1: in that coffin. I can't believe you're finally fucking dead.
Speaker 1: I've always hated your alien ship. It's just a big
Speaker 1: like venting session where everybody's like admits that they hate him.
Speaker 1: I can't stand you ask what drog his podcast to
Speaker 1: talk about aliens? Yeah, recently, this was before Joe Rogan
Speaker 1: you know, went on his own when he was just
Speaker 1: curious about stupid ship like that. Right, Yeah, that was fun.
Speaker 1: It's a better time Elon. Oh yeah, okay, kids, are
Speaker 1: you in or are you out? Out of my ass?
Speaker 1: Spider Man touches me every time he pulls his phone out.
Speaker 1: Johnny Sin should be a live action Bob the Builder,
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ kenned, black whirl addicted joint har uh four
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Speaker 1: Durant's feet nutting, and timspools Beanie and slapping him on
Speaker 1: the top of his head so hard it shoots out
Speaker 1: of his nostrils like milk. Yes, needs to happen. Need
Speaker 1: that to happen. Samseearters should did that.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, bull check this out.
Speaker 1: I wish I could do his voice.
Speaker 2: Pop and it dies.
Speaker 1: At the top of his head is clearly cratered in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got a slim mini skate park now at
Speaker 2: top of his head.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then fucking Samsears has played with tech tics.
Speaker 1: Fucking skin cells are doing like uh like Allie's.
Speaker 2: Oh my temples. Hilarious. He is funny.
Speaker 3: I wish I had that hilarious Russia money that he got, man,
Speaker 3: I think it's that's funny, the joke, that joke money. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that joke money, that four undred thousand dollars per episode
Speaker 3: joke money that he got from Russia.
Speaker 2: It was great.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna buy a skate park and still
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Speaker 2: That's so fucking dumb nice. He has like a metamorphous
Speaker 2: wrong o arms are so huge.
Speaker 1: It's a sailor moon thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Top five Black People one Lebron two, Key David for three,
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Speaker 1: Balma trunks and even you Cacarat and Vegeta just shoots
Speaker 1: the shouts the hard are cool?
Speaker 2: You shot?
Speaker 1: Approaching every Trump flag I see with a permanent marker
Speaker 1: and adding is gay, man, I don't bother. That's funny,
Speaker 1: but paying attention to them just and worse. Also, it's
Speaker 1: like the cyber trucks where like people are going out
Speaker 1: and like leaving like notes, and it's like they.
Speaker 2: Don't they know, dude, have you seen how much money lost? Oh?
Speaker 1: They fucking they recalled a bunch of them, didn't they?
Speaker 1: Because the glues feeling off, there's so many problems with it.
Speaker 1: It's gonna keep if you're defending On still to this day,
Speaker 1: you're fucking more On, Like I don't know what to
Speaker 1: tell you, Like, you're it's beyond political, you're just stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, unequivocally, you're a complete fucking more On.
Speaker 3: There's enough he's been out there that he's a complete
Speaker 3: fucking fraud and everything that he said he was gonna do,
Speaker 3: if you even remotely paying attention, like, oh, yeah, didn't
Speaker 3: you say he was gonna be on Mars by this time?
Speaker 2: Who's gonna do this by?
Speaker 1: He was gonna have this car by the everything? Where's
Speaker 1: the project? Where's my hyper loop?
Speaker 2: Hunh?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 3: Every project that he's fucking announced has been lackluster or
Speaker 3: just non existent.
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, at this point, you gotta stop
Speaker 1: going to the convent. We're gonna we're going to be
Speaker 1: We're going to be listen we're going we're going to
Speaker 1: be on in fourteen minutes, we're going to be there.
Speaker 1: I'm going to build a car made of what we've
Speaker 1: been skimming on the tier we've used. It's difficult, it's
Speaker 1: a different it's difficult to make cars. Okay, it's even
Speaker 1: more difficult to keep them running without falling apart. We
Speaker 1: use SpaceX branded Scotch tape to keep every Tesla operational. Yep,
Speaker 1: my son is dead. You're so brilliant. Oh, so Elon
Speaker 1: thinks that.
Speaker 2: In about twenty years he can have like a million
Speaker 2: people living on Mars.
Speaker 1: Yeah good, Yeah, it's a million people who love him.
Speaker 1: And it's like it was, it was.
Speaker 2: It was almost twenty years ago. Closer, it's closer the recently.
Speaker 2: So this was and then say I would say like
Speaker 2: twenty twelve ish or something like that, where he said, like,
Speaker 2: by it within a just a handful of years, you
Speaker 2: could already, uh, you know, start colonizing Mars. So I'm like,
Speaker 2: you're kind of very far behind.
Speaker 3: And you know, it's just gonna be the same thing
Speaker 3: that once it reaches it, he's just gonna keep you know,
Speaker 3: the goalpost moving. That's what con artists do and I
Speaker 3: don't understand when people at a certain point don't get it.
Speaker 1: It's crazy to fall for at a certain point after
Speaker 1: like if you're an adult, if you're in your twenties
Speaker 1: and beyond, like what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: I saw a guy where I usually park to do
Speaker 3: the podcast. He took the embuns off of his Tesla,
Speaker 3: and I was like, smart, he took the embums.
Speaker 1: I took the tea off the Oh that's funny. I
Speaker 1: was like smart because you.
Speaker 3: Know, like cause I even saw some people say that,
Speaker 3: and I think Tim Walls might have said it too,
Speaker 3: like if you want to like show that you're you
Speaker 3: bought this probably before Elon Musk was a complete insane person.
Speaker 3: You can't just whimsically get rid of your car because
Speaker 3: we're not wealthy, Maybe at least want to take your
Speaker 3: albums off smart?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would, because if I had a Tesla a
Speaker 2: pre you know, I would do that too.
Speaker 1: If I had a test up, if I had a
Speaker 1: Tesla before all this all this happened, I would have Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, we wouldn't be doing the show right
Speaker 1: now because I'd be because that car is a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 1: It would have exploded on you.
Speaker 2: For sure. That's the only.
Speaker 1: Car I've seen that lies to you constantly, like it's
Speaker 1: like a gas lighting vehicle. It's insane. It's like you've
Speaker 1: got this much time left on your battery. Just kidding,
Speaker 1: just kidding, it's actually half that. That's really dangerous. It's
Speaker 1: really ridiculous. We went on like a it was like
Speaker 1: a road trip thing that we did. We went to
Speaker 1: Palm Springs for a little bit, and uh, there was
Speaker 1: somebody who was with us who rented a Tesla to
Speaker 1: go nice and it was just of course, of course,
Speaker 1: I think you just to be fair. I think he
Speaker 1: was visiting and just having to rent a Tesla, and
Speaker 1: we just were like, oh, we'll just use this car whatever, Okay,
Speaker 1: get the money out of it. But dude, like it said,
Speaker 1: like you know how like in Google Mas or whatever,
Speaker 1: it'll tell you like the time that you're gonna get there.
Speaker 1: It kept like going down with the Tesla thing, not
Speaker 1: the time, but like the gas or like the you know,
Speaker 1: the amount of charre and it's like you've got you've
Speaker 1: got four hours of battery left or whatever, and then
Speaker 1: it shot down to like three twelve minutes later and
Speaker 1: you're like, what the fun is great? That's that was
Speaker 1: definitely an hour and that was a new one that
Speaker 1: was like a modern like today to has that's that
Speaker 1: just sounds like a fun battery.
Speaker 3: I mean it's a fun car because I yeah, I
Speaker 3: know that there's cars that are being built, like the
Speaker 3: cars that are being built a lot better than Tesla.
Speaker 3: Some guy got a controversy about that.
Speaker 2: And the Chinese cars.
Speaker 1: Jalen was showing me videos crazy, showing me these videos
Speaker 1: of these Chinese car uh cars when we were over
Speaker 1: there in Vegas, and I was like, this is great.
Speaker 1: So I saw one demonstration of it going over like
Speaker 1: speed bumps or whatever, and like you know, the cars
Speaker 1: are going like that over it and then the Chinese
Speaker 1: vehicle just doesn't move at all because the vehicles absorbed
Speaker 1: the wheels. Crazy. I saw one of like a parallel
Speaker 1: parking where like the wheels Like yeah, so you can
Speaker 1: actually just go the future. I've been thinking about that
Speaker 1: for fucking ever. By the future almost like oh it's
Speaker 1: gonna be and then it just goes hell yeah, but
Speaker 1: like it's China's woomping our ass anyway. Yeah, yeah, these voyage,
Speaker 1: these are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. That's why
Speaker 1: we need tariffs. So we need to get rich and
Speaker 1: beat the Chinese. We need steals the little balls and
Speaker 1: put them in a dumpling and eat them them. I
Speaker 1: love it. I love it. Dumpling much bigger than his.
Speaker 2: I've got a gun hitting on my body in several places.
Speaker 2: You don't know where it is. Do you think one
Speaker 2: picture of Trump tanning is real? Maybe? See that's like
Speaker 2: naked and you can see this little Yeah, that's the
Speaker 2: one that was like turning on Twitter a little bit right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll see from from my Why I think it's
Speaker 3: real because it's it's an older it's a much older picture.
Speaker 3: It's it's been circularly around since its first uh time
Speaker 3: as president.
Speaker 2: I think it's real only.
Speaker 1: Because no publication was like daring enough to pick it up,
Speaker 1: not like say, oh, it's just debunked, like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is real. I don't want to get involved with this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like it's see it seems like one of those
Speaker 3: things where im like this should be a slam dunk
Speaker 3: for a lot of people, but they.
Speaker 2: Remember when jurists were not afraid of the president.
Speaker 1: I'm done being racist for evil. Now I'm racist for good.
Speaker 1: See boy Shawny d come titty Uh. Star Tank fans
Speaker 1: are now homeless and deported Service Agent two sixty seven.
Speaker 1: In the next live show, there could be a contest
Speaker 1: for a PS five on who can touch Sweeney first.
Speaker 1: That is crazy that.
Speaker 2: Whoever's the fastest wins essentially, or whoever's in the front row.
Speaker 1: Whoever's in the front row and wants a PS five,
Speaker 1: I guess wins. Yeah. So to make it to Blount
Speaker 1: bounce it out, it's got to be a relay race.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta start from the back and and then
Speaker 3: ready go Yeah, and then and then we won't do it,
Speaker 3: you know we won't.
Speaker 1: And then we won't honor it all.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: before everyone else starts doing it back before we.
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Speaker 1: the one time about the other one. Does he have
Speaker 1: like an account account like a normal Uh, it's email?
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know if it's top him the email.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's on anywhere else. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: that drawing was fucking great, us all bald. Should we
Speaker 1: get into that self colorizer? What do you think? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think maybe not. I think there's something
Speaker 1: stylish maybe about like a monochrome, monochromatic kind of thing.
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Speaker 1: this guy's is Yeah, man.
Speaker 2: You'reeted somebody. This is gonna be a shirt. I want
Speaker 2: to send you some money. You want send this money
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Speaker 1: Bible and tell mom, Hey, what do you want for it?
Speaker 1: We'll give you five quarters. It's all we can afford.
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