WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:13.320 Welcome to the snarts Egg. You're about to get your 2 00:00:13.359 --> 00:00:17.920 name's glazed by the great Chris Rays, Derek black Bet 3 00:00:19.160 --> 00:00:20.120 and Tom Sway. 4 00:00:21.839 --> 00:00:23.960 Sit back and prepare for some ship. 5 00:00:26.839 --> 00:00:35.039 Sit back and prepare for some glazing. Glady. Hey everybody, 6 00:00:35.039 --> 00:00:36.359 Welcome to the snark Tank Podcast. 7 00:00:39.000 --> 00:00:40.719 It's a little am asmr Yeah. 8 00:00:40.719 --> 00:00:43.719 I love that. For the for the uh, for the listeners. Yeah, 9 00:00:43.799 --> 00:00:44.280 I love it. 10 00:00:44.399 --> 00:00:47.520 Yeah, I love it. I love I love themrfo a dripping, 11 00:00:48.039 --> 00:00:50.240 a slight drip and a gaping asshoid. 12 00:00:50.359 --> 00:00:53.240 Okay, great, that's what How late are we in? Can 13 00:00:53.280 --> 00:00:58.159 you just for just for thirty seconds to a minute 14 00:00:59.600 --> 00:01:01.320 gap that let us get a dollar to just let 15 00:01:01.399 --> 00:01:06.000 us get a dollar sign on this couple that whatever. 16 00:01:06.079 --> 00:01:07.280 Welcome to the stark Tank Podcast. 17 00:01:07.599 --> 00:01:09.400 Like as a hasshole left the jar. 18 00:01:09.599 --> 00:01:12.760 Welcome to the stark Tank's podcast. Entirely fucking fan funded. 19 00:01:13.319 --> 00:01:15.480 Go over to the pat go over to the Patreonic compass 20 00:01:15.480 --> 00:01:18.040 the stark Tank. If you want to contribute, it's me Chris, 21 00:01:18.280 --> 00:01:20.439 it's him, and then it's him Derek. 22 00:01:22.040 --> 00:01:23.799 Mission impossible, baby, what about it? 23 00:01:23.879 --> 00:01:25.359 You can't do it? Yeah, no, it's about it's like 24 00:01:25.400 --> 00:01:26.760 what he says, I'm gonna stop saying the N word 25 00:01:26.760 --> 00:01:30.799 and then immediately Nigga'm stup saying the end. 26 00:01:30.959 --> 00:01:31.359 Nigga. 27 00:01:31.439 --> 00:01:33.319 Yeah, that's him not even saying anymore. 28 00:01:33.319 --> 00:01:35.280 Bro, I'm killing him. I've heard you say it like 29 00:01:35.359 --> 00:01:37.079 at least sixteen times since I've been here. 30 00:01:37.159 --> 00:01:42.719 Yeah, and he's only been here three seconds. I'm just 31 00:01:42.799 --> 00:01:48.439 it's just coming off because like a semi automatic. Oh 32 00:01:48.519 --> 00:01:51.560 my god, I'm not gonna lie to you guys. I'm 33 00:01:51.680 --> 00:01:56.879 sore as fuck. My entire body hurts. That's not I 34 00:01:56.920 --> 00:01:59.959 wasn't molested or nothing. Okay, as far as I know. Okay, 35 00:02:01.040 --> 00:02:03.680 I did black at for thirty minutes, so that so 36 00:02:04.400 --> 00:02:06.560 there you go. It's pretend it's possible. Although, like they 37 00:02:06.560 --> 00:02:08.319 did a really good job putting all my clothes back 38 00:02:08.319 --> 00:02:10.199 on a really neatly. If that's the. 39 00:02:10.080 --> 00:02:12.879 Case, I mean molesters, that's what they do. 40 00:02:13.080 --> 00:02:14.960 That's what they did. That's their specialty is dressing. 41 00:02:15.319 --> 00:02:18.199 You never hear you know Rick Ross's song where he 42 00:02:18.240 --> 00:02:20.560 talks about putting all in the champagne. See people only 43 00:02:20.599 --> 00:02:25.800 hear that one part black. He's not Bob Ross listens, 44 00:02:25.800 --> 00:02:28.159 but that way if he's black. I've never heard his 45 00:02:28.240 --> 00:02:33.560 musics up some would say, sorry, you know, yeah, look 46 00:02:33.599 --> 00:02:36.639 at so Bob uh Rick how I was. Rick Ross 47 00:02:36.719 --> 00:02:40.599 is a black man who sings about, you know, doing 48 00:02:40.639 --> 00:02:43.240 interesting stuff to people, right, I see. And the thing 49 00:02:43.360 --> 00:02:45.719 is people only listen to that one clip they so 50 00:02:45.719 --> 00:02:47.759 they're always hanging out of context. But the very next 51 00:02:47.800 --> 00:02:50.879 bar he talks about, I put him close back on 52 00:02:51.000 --> 00:02:51.719 nice and neatly. 53 00:02:51.919 --> 00:02:54.639 Yeah, sh don't even know it. She don't even know it. Yeah, no, 54 00:02:54.680 --> 00:02:58.639 I fucking I turned my tracks, damn it perfectly. Don't 55 00:02:58.639 --> 00:03:02.439 even know it, just like a Barbie dolln't even know. 56 00:03:05.439 --> 00:03:08.680 Yeah, it's it's a good song. The house I hate 57 00:03:08.719 --> 00:03:11.439 how good it's beating? Do you have to do? 58 00:03:11.479 --> 00:03:14.080 Her phone deleted all our messages. She doesn't even know. 59 00:03:15.840 --> 00:03:17.599 She woke up as I was doing it, and then 60 00:03:17.639 --> 00:03:19.479 I knocked around and continued doing it, and she welcome. 61 00:03:19.520 --> 00:03:20.039 She didn't even know. 62 00:03:20.240 --> 00:03:20.840 Don't know. 63 00:03:22.120 --> 00:03:25.199 She wasted to slap her perfect jossl. 64 00:03:26.319 --> 00:03:29.960 She just continued doing little messages him like she ain't 65 00:03:29.960 --> 00:03:32.080 even know it. But like with the respective of like uh, 66 00:03:32.400 --> 00:03:34.479 like Walter White, you know, how like what he's doing 67 00:03:34.520 --> 00:03:36.960 all this like manipulative ship. Oh yeah, like when he 68 00:03:37.000 --> 00:03:39.039 sent the fake phone call to Hank when he was 69 00:03:39.080 --> 00:03:40.599 in when he was trapped in the RV with Jesse 70 00:03:40.639 --> 00:03:42.120 and he was outside, he's like where He's like, your 71 00:03:42.240 --> 00:03:46.159 your wife's in the hospital. I put a fake phone 72 00:03:46.159 --> 00:03:48.439 call up from his wife at the hospital. He didn't 73 00:03:48.439 --> 00:03:52.039 even know, you know it, Damn Hank. No, I'm sure 74 00:03:52.120 --> 00:03:54.120 because we went to uh we had a bachelor party 75 00:03:54.120 --> 00:03:57.039 for our friend, a friend of ours, two days in Vegas, 76 00:03:57.400 --> 00:04:01.080 and we did far too much. The most confusing thing 77 00:04:01.560 --> 00:04:03.400 is that we did deep tissue massages and then we 78 00:04:03.439 --> 00:04:06.400 did paintball. Yeah, instead of doing it the other way, 79 00:04:06.479 --> 00:04:08.919 instead of doing it the reverse. That's cool. Yeah, it 80 00:04:09.000 --> 00:04:11.639 was a great idea. We undid the massage basically, like 81 00:04:11.639 --> 00:04:12.680 it was a complete undoing. 82 00:04:12.800 --> 00:04:14.360 Yeah, you ten stuff afterwards, of course. 83 00:04:14.439 --> 00:04:14.680 Yeah. 84 00:04:14.759 --> 00:04:17.079 Yeah, that's why that was the first time I ever 85 00:04:17.120 --> 00:04:18.319 played paintball. I never played it before. 86 00:04:18.360 --> 00:04:21.600 You guys went paintballng on a. You remind me of 87 00:04:21.839 --> 00:04:22.519 Hell's Kitchen. 88 00:04:22.600 --> 00:04:26.519 Like we'll watch Hell's Kitchen and it's like all tents 89 00:04:26.519 --> 00:04:28.879 and stuff, and then they they'll win a competition and 90 00:04:28.920 --> 00:04:32.680 they'll be like, Okay, you guys, this day you won 91 00:04:32.839 --> 00:04:35.439 like a spa getaway. Yeah, and then the next day 92 00:04:35.439 --> 00:04:39.680 it'll be like exactly extreme fucking jump rope bungee jumping 93 00:04:39.759 --> 00:04:42.639 and then like shooting harpoons that you think it's like, Yeah, 94 00:04:42.839 --> 00:04:43.040 it was. 95 00:04:43.079 --> 00:04:46.199 Contrast is insane. It was like speed running a season 96 00:04:46.240 --> 00:04:49.560 of like reality television in like two days. Because we 97 00:04:49.600 --> 00:04:52.040 also went to this like bar this like I think 98 00:04:52.040 --> 00:04:55.759 it's called like minus five where like the it's literally 99 00:04:56.199 --> 00:04:59.079 like twenty degrees minus five degrees all it should it 100 00:04:59.160 --> 00:05:01.000 felt like it, but it's like twenty degrees and they 101 00:05:01.040 --> 00:05:02.680 give you fucking coats and ship and they give you 102 00:05:02.680 --> 00:05:08.000 cups made of ice. It's fucking freezing. It's ridiculous. 103 00:05:08.000 --> 00:05:10.279 I can't express how much I hate what you just 104 00:05:10.319 --> 00:05:10.720 told me. 105 00:05:11.199 --> 00:05:13.879 It was fun though, it's people. We were trying to 106 00:05:13.879 --> 00:05:15.759 play Uno, but everybody was like fumbling with the cards 107 00:05:15.759 --> 00:05:18.000 and the gloves. It was awesome. 108 00:05:18.040 --> 00:05:23.199 What a fucking what a it is? So what if. 109 00:05:24.639 --> 00:05:26.800 Imagine trying to pitch that to like shark Tank or 110 00:05:26.920 --> 00:05:29.399 something like, I know everybody'd be like, that's. 111 00:05:29.879 --> 00:05:32.000 We go in a really cold place and suffer. 112 00:05:33.720 --> 00:05:36.000 That's what it was. It was just a huge endurance 113 00:05:36.079 --> 00:05:37.800 test for everybody involved. 114 00:05:37.839 --> 00:05:41.639 I hate that fall asleep. It sounds like something Joe like, oh, 115 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:44.399 you suffering. I'm clubbing, but I'm suffering. 116 00:05:44.480 --> 00:05:45.720 This is great, Like that was fun. 117 00:05:46.680 --> 00:05:48.160 It was good. 118 00:05:48.600 --> 00:05:51.040 I mean, I guess it just like I used to 119 00:05:51.040 --> 00:05:53.120 work in a place that had a whole chill section, 120 00:05:53.279 --> 00:05:55.800 right it was seven eleven distribution Center. 121 00:05:56.519 --> 00:05:59.959 And it almost sounds like like you guys are going 122 00:06:00.480 --> 00:06:01.720 I mean, you're going. 123 00:06:01.560 --> 00:06:03.560 Out of your way to suffer. It's mind boggling to me. 124 00:06:03.839 --> 00:06:06.319 I guess it's fun, but I guess people do find 125 00:06:06.360 --> 00:06:06.879 fun in that. 126 00:06:07.000 --> 00:06:08.600 It's for the story, you know what I mean, It's 127 00:06:09.040 --> 00:06:11.399 or like for like the little because dude, it was 128 00:06:11.439 --> 00:06:14.879 so fucking dude. We went to I went, so we 129 00:06:14.879 --> 00:06:17.399 stopped on the way back to I'm sure you've probably 130 00:06:17.399 --> 00:06:20.279 seen it, the Peggy Shoes Diner. Yeah, have you seen 131 00:06:20.279 --> 00:06:20.800 that place? Yeah? 132 00:06:20.800 --> 00:06:21.199 I went. 133 00:06:21.839 --> 00:06:23.199 We stopped off because we were just like one of 134 00:06:23.240 --> 00:06:24.879 the ones, when are we ever gonna go to Peggy 135 00:06:24.879 --> 00:06:27.839 Sues again? Like it's probably never. And we stopped off 136 00:06:27.839 --> 00:06:30.759 there and uh, Bean Jalen went out back to like 137 00:06:30.800 --> 00:06:34.000 smoke a little bit and uh find the bathroom and 138 00:06:34.040 --> 00:06:37.279 there's this like big there's this like like almost like 139 00:06:37.319 --> 00:06:39.639 a really low budget amusement park in the back of 140 00:06:39.639 --> 00:06:42.079 this diner where there's like fake dinosaurs walking around, and 141 00:06:42.120 --> 00:06:44.040 you're like, Okay, what the fuck is going on? And 142 00:06:44.040 --> 00:06:47.360 then we walked by like a gaggle of ducks in 143 00:06:47.360 --> 00:06:48.800 the middle of Vegas. I'm like, what the fuck are 144 00:06:48.839 --> 00:06:51.319 ducks doing here? Like like big fucking ducks. I got 145 00:06:51.360 --> 00:06:54.920 hungry geese. No, they were ducks, like straight up like 146 00:06:54.959 --> 00:06:57.639 mini geese in Vegas. But that was a duck if 147 00:06:57.639 --> 00:07:01.160 I've ever seen one. And I turned to my left 148 00:07:01.240 --> 00:07:08.000 and a guy trips with a baby and really honestly 149 00:07:08.720 --> 00:07:13.040 barely catches him, Like we almost probably witnessed something really horrifying. 150 00:07:13.519 --> 00:07:15.519 So this asshole had no harness or anything. 151 00:07:15.519 --> 00:07:17.279 No, he was holding it one handed and he had 152 00:07:17.319 --> 00:07:20.040 like shrink in his other hand. It wasn't a beer, 153 00:07:20.040 --> 00:07:21.399 I don't think, but it was like a beer bottle. 154 00:07:21.399 --> 00:07:22.600 It might have been like a I don't know, like 155 00:07:22.600 --> 00:07:27.360 a like a what what are those pribo's? What are 156 00:07:27.399 --> 00:07:32.720 they called? Is that what it's called? It was a 157 00:07:32.720 --> 00:07:35.040 glass beer bottle or something. And I was walking with 158 00:07:35.120 --> 00:07:39.680 Jaal it was so difficult not to like bust laughing. 159 00:07:41.079 --> 00:07:43.040 If I already smoked too, I would have been losing it. 160 00:07:43.079 --> 00:07:45.720 We didn't we we hadn't smoked yet that I would 161 00:07:45.839 --> 00:07:49.600 that would have stopped for now. But dude, yeah, I 162 00:07:49.639 --> 00:07:52.480 don't know, man, But so I'm I'm sore as fuck. 163 00:07:52.839 --> 00:07:54.199 That massage was completely undone. 164 00:07:54.199 --> 00:07:54.600 It sucks. 165 00:07:55.519 --> 00:07:57.399 I gotta get another one. That was cool, although I 166 00:07:57.399 --> 00:08:04.480 will say there's something about a deep tissue shop specifically 167 00:08:04.560 --> 00:08:08.759 that like, it's weird having that experience and then not 168 00:08:08.839 --> 00:08:11.920 immediately having sex. Yeah, you know what I mean. It's 169 00:08:11.920 --> 00:08:14.199 like they're getting closed. It's rude because they're getting close 170 00:08:14.240 --> 00:08:15.879 and you're like, well, what the what is this? It's 171 00:08:15.959 --> 00:08:20.600 rude in my opinion, what are we? Yeah? What I 172 00:08:20.639 --> 00:08:23.680 almost turned to this Chinese ladies and what are we? 173 00:08:23.079 --> 00:08:26.160 We wouldn't understand that. She's like, I'm Chinese. I don't know. 174 00:08:26.240 --> 00:08:27.399 I don't understand what you're saying. 175 00:08:27.399 --> 00:08:30.399 I'm che I don't understand what you're saying, sir, I'm Chinese. 176 00:08:30.680 --> 00:08:33.639 Chinese. It's like a family, guys, it's exactly like that, 177 00:08:33.960 --> 00:08:35.399 which brilliant, brilliant bit. 178 00:08:36.559 --> 00:08:40.840 Yeah, I know it's I think it's really I think 179 00:08:40.840 --> 00:08:43.519 it's I think it's it's to me, it's I don't 180 00:08:43.679 --> 00:08:46.279 like that, it's uh, I don't like that. It's illegal 181 00:08:46.919 --> 00:08:50.720 because what do you mean, Because it's like you're rubbing 182 00:08:50.799 --> 00:08:54.799 everything except for that one part. It's kind of like 183 00:08:54.879 --> 00:09:01.159 it's still illegal. Well, trans transaction, yes, sexual is essentially 184 00:09:01.480 --> 00:09:03.159 like something, which is it? I just think is so, 185 00:09:03.279 --> 00:09:05.600 I mean obviously should be the criminalized. It's so fucking stupid. 186 00:09:05.919 --> 00:09:08.519 It's so it's this stupid. It like one place in 187 00:09:08.559 --> 00:09:12.320 Nevada that you could do it, or there's one legalel. 188 00:09:12.279 --> 00:09:15.639 I think it's in uh. I don't know if what 189 00:09:15.679 --> 00:09:17.519 the county is, but I know in Reno they have 190 00:09:17.600 --> 00:09:21.320 that bunny ranch and there used to be a show. 191 00:09:21.559 --> 00:09:23.399 I can't remember what the show was called, but it 192 00:09:23.399 --> 00:09:25.120 was about the bunny ranch in Reno and they would 193 00:09:25.159 --> 00:09:27.080 just show It was cool because it would just show 194 00:09:27.080 --> 00:09:30.399 you how a bunch of rich, horny dudes just doing 195 00:09:30.440 --> 00:09:33.600 prostitution up there, and fun shows like I think it 196 00:09:33.639 --> 00:09:34.879 was like HBO or something like that. 197 00:09:35.200 --> 00:09:37.000 Sounds like an A and E or something like back 198 00:09:37.120 --> 00:09:38.720 uh yeah or something. 199 00:09:38.799 --> 00:09:40.200 There were some interesting shows back in there, like there 200 00:09:40.279 --> 00:09:41.759 was a real sex and that. 201 00:09:41.840 --> 00:09:43.639 I remember that. That was like I would I would see 202 00:09:43.639 --> 00:09:45.240 that on the info bars and I was like looking 203 00:09:45.240 --> 00:09:47.759 for something to watch on cable. Dude, what the hell 204 00:09:47.879 --> 00:09:49.879 is watching it? It was is it? 205 00:09:49.960 --> 00:09:50.879 I was fascinating. 206 00:09:50.960 --> 00:09:54.399 It was like compilations of like almost behind the scenes 207 00:09:54.399 --> 00:09:57.159 stuff of like sex stuff like like one of the 208 00:09:58.120 --> 00:10:00.320 It was the first time I saw this. The first 209 00:10:00.320 --> 00:10:02.480 time I saw a trans woman that was just gorgeous. 210 00:10:02.480 --> 00:10:05.039 And I'm like, you know, because you're so used to 211 00:10:05.799 --> 00:10:09.480 see like thinking like, oh, it's like a man stereotype 212 00:10:09.480 --> 00:10:12.480 of you know, but it was like just this person 213 00:10:12.600 --> 00:10:15.440 that was completely passing and like she was at the 214 00:10:15.559 --> 00:10:19.360 adult expo and her line it was a bunch of 215 00:10:19.440 --> 00:10:24.519 straight men, you know. Her line was like her line 216 00:10:24.600 --> 00:10:25.919 was like up and then it was I was just like 217 00:10:25.960 --> 00:10:27.919 I was, so it was fascinating. Was the first time 218 00:10:27.960 --> 00:10:32.039 I saw, Uh, the flesh light was just like got 219 00:10:32.120 --> 00:10:35.279 huge that year and some guy dude made a fucking 220 00:10:35.480 --> 00:10:37.080 spinny thing on it. 221 00:10:37.159 --> 00:10:42.159 Again. It was like the guy was like, can you 222 00:10:42.159 --> 00:10:44.519 imagine being like an early adopter to the to the 223 00:10:44.639 --> 00:10:48.720 generation one flesh light, Like what do you think how 224 00:10:48.759 --> 00:10:49.399 many this. 225 00:10:49.440 --> 00:10:53.360 Blowing out poorly completely destroyed people still have one, Like 226 00:10:53.399 --> 00:10:55.600 it's all cracked, it's all cracked. 227 00:10:56.159 --> 00:10:58.080 In a box, Like this is the first this is 228 00:10:58.120 --> 00:11:00.320 the first, first Generation. 229 00:11:01.360 --> 00:11:05.840 One fleshlight it's only been used three thousand times. 230 00:11:05.879 --> 00:11:07.639 It's like made out of the stuff that like headphone 231 00:11:08.279 --> 00:11:11.440 measure like, so they're like they're crumbling after a while, 232 00:11:13.759 --> 00:11:14.159 that they. 233 00:11:14.120 --> 00:11:16.679 Would fall apart after the second use you get, you 234 00:11:16.759 --> 00:11:18.600 get it would be done, or maybe you would glue 235 00:11:18.639 --> 00:11:19.879 it together once you bust in it. 236 00:11:19.879 --> 00:11:22.039 I guess you know, yeah, solid poll the back of 237 00:11:22.080 --> 00:11:22.399 it out. 238 00:11:24.039 --> 00:11:27.679 Yeah, I wonder the That is actually kind of fascinating 239 00:11:27.679 --> 00:11:29.519 to me, the material that they use in the first 240 00:11:29.559 --> 00:11:31.639 gen ones versus whatever the fuck they're using now. 241 00:11:31.759 --> 00:11:33.360 Yeah, how improved could it? Possibly? 242 00:11:33.519 --> 00:11:35.440 Not? Definitely it can be improved, but like not at a 243 00:11:35.600 --> 00:11:39.440 wild degree. It's probably just like heating longer battery heating 244 00:11:39.559 --> 00:11:43.840 stuff and extra thing battery battery life for a fleshlight 245 00:11:44.159 --> 00:11:48.240 warm it up that and that's true stuff, I imagine. 246 00:11:48.480 --> 00:11:51.120 I feel like they're pretty actually they're pretty like technically 247 00:11:51.200 --> 00:11:52.200 not complex. 248 00:11:52.279 --> 00:11:53.960 I think it's I feel like there are some that aren't. 249 00:11:54.000 --> 00:11:57.759 No, there's just the maybe the evolution of the dildo 250 00:11:57.840 --> 00:11:59.120 to that rabbit vibrator. 251 00:11:59.120 --> 00:11:59.960 You know what that rabbit is. 252 00:12:00.480 --> 00:12:03.679 I don't know what the rabbit rabbit specifically, It's like 253 00:12:03.759 --> 00:12:07.120 it vibrates obviously, but it also has this little thing 254 00:12:07.679 --> 00:12:12.519 to for clit stimulation too. Oh it's like revolutionary, I guess. 255 00:12:12.559 --> 00:12:12.639 So. 256 00:12:12.679 --> 00:12:15.000 I think it's like the natural evolution. If this is 257 00:12:15.039 --> 00:12:17.320 just the regular pocket pussy, the thing's got to be 258 00:12:17.360 --> 00:12:18.799 doing all the ship that I wanted to do now 259 00:12:18.879 --> 00:12:22.759 pocket sinning warm, sucking at the seat. 260 00:12:22.600 --> 00:12:30.320 Like it's spinning warm, spinning faster Wi Fi Bluetooth spinning, spinning. 261 00:12:30.080 --> 00:12:32.200 The other direction, like the top is spinning away, and 262 00:12:32.200 --> 00:12:35.519 about it spinning another way, flipping on you. 263 00:12:36.039 --> 00:12:37.039 It's doing all. 264 00:12:39.720 --> 00:12:43.600 Yeah, I I can't. I it just can't be fucked right. 265 00:12:43.720 --> 00:12:46.600 It's it's never gonna feel like pussy. So it's kind 266 00:12:46.600 --> 00:12:48.799 of like you have to be a connoisseur of it 267 00:12:48.879 --> 00:12:52.360 specifically and not a kind of sort pussy. 268 00:12:50.639 --> 00:12:54.600 I feel like it's a dangerous game to get into 269 00:12:54.639 --> 00:12:55.919 the flesh like, but itess is, what if it does 270 00:12:55.960 --> 00:12:59.440 feel better pussy, you know, well technically where it's like. 271 00:12:59.399 --> 00:12:59.960 It's like a vibe. 272 00:13:00.279 --> 00:13:02.480 I feel like it can't feel like dick, right, but 273 00:13:02.840 --> 00:13:04.639 at the same time, it can do things that it 274 00:13:04.919 --> 00:13:06.039 can't do exactly. 275 00:13:06.120 --> 00:13:08.039 It's like it's gonna be like it's gonna be like 276 00:13:08.159 --> 00:13:10.759 there's you know what it is it's I think we're 277 00:13:10.840 --> 00:13:13.519 not that hard to mimic. I think a penis and 278 00:13:13.519 --> 00:13:15.440 a vagiant are really probably not the hard to mimic. 279 00:13:15.879 --> 00:13:17.440 I think it's I think it is because it's like 280 00:13:17.519 --> 00:13:20.159 it's it's it's not just about that. Yeah, I think 281 00:13:20.159 --> 00:13:21.559 it's like the different it's the difference between like a 282 00:13:21.600 --> 00:13:23.679 real slice of pizza and like, you know, the stuff 283 00:13:23.720 --> 00:13:25.480 you put in like the microwave or like the toast 284 00:13:25.559 --> 00:13:28.679 raven where it's just like it it's pizza, pizza stuff 285 00:13:28.720 --> 00:13:31.879 and it's quick and it does the job kind of 286 00:13:32.799 --> 00:13:33.279 like it's not. 287 00:13:33.399 --> 00:13:35.279 But that's because of the fact it's not. I've been 288 00:13:35.279 --> 00:13:36.200 taking the time to do it. 289 00:13:36.240 --> 00:13:37.399 You know, what do you mean? 290 00:13:37.440 --> 00:13:39.039 Like people somebody can make up side of pizza that 291 00:13:39.080 --> 00:13:40.919 could be like microwave. I'm sure I could probably be 292 00:13:40.919 --> 00:13:43.679 pretty damn closed. No, I think probably possibly. 293 00:13:43.960 --> 00:13:47.480 Do you understand how long ago that would have been 294 00:13:47.480 --> 00:13:48.320 done if they could have done it. 295 00:13:48.840 --> 00:13:51.240 I think it's the I think the thing, the biggest 296 00:13:51.240 --> 00:13:52.320 thing is the effort and the money. 297 00:13:53.000 --> 00:13:54.559 It can't be that expensive to figure that out. 298 00:13:54.799 --> 00:13:56.159 I think it is more expensive. 299 00:13:56.360 --> 00:13:59.720 It's just like the microwave doesn't do what an oven does. 300 00:13:59.799 --> 00:14:04.279 Is like it's not possible. 301 00:14:04.399 --> 00:14:06.840 It's not the barrier. Yeah, it's like the only barrier. 302 00:14:06.879 --> 00:14:07.080 I think. 303 00:14:07.120 --> 00:14:09.360 I think it's possible. I think I think. I think 304 00:14:09.519 --> 00:14:12.440 that's because you're you've got a child's brain and you 305 00:14:12.440 --> 00:14:15.440 think everything magic, you think all this male magic magic. 306 00:14:15.720 --> 00:14:19.360 That's I think it's I think it's a sigh Jesus, 307 00:14:19.519 --> 00:14:21.879 it's never gonna happen. You're never gonna have like of God. 308 00:14:22.840 --> 00:14:23.600 Yeah he's religious. 309 00:14:23.639 --> 00:14:24.039 I forgot. 310 00:14:29.000 --> 00:14:32.039 Yeah, so you guys ever try to before not yet, 311 00:14:32.879 --> 00:14:35.240 I had a flashlight because I had they sent one. 312 00:14:35.279 --> 00:14:37.879 They sent me one, I thinks, like a long time ago. 313 00:14:38.600 --> 00:14:41.320 I did, and it was terrible. I didn't hate it. 314 00:14:41.360 --> 00:14:45.440 I threw it away immediately. Actually you just knew. Yeah, 315 00:14:45.399 --> 00:14:48.279 it was like this sucks. It sucks immensely. 316 00:14:48.360 --> 00:14:51.200 Like I think, I think the barrier is tricking yourself 317 00:14:51.240 --> 00:14:52.759 to using it the first time, like that, like the 318 00:14:52.799 --> 00:14:55.840 idea like I'm gonna I'm gonna fuck this, I'm gonna 319 00:14:55.879 --> 00:14:58.600 fuck this vasoline can. I guess it was just because. 320 00:14:58.440 --> 00:15:02.120 Things like it's it's you need a person you didn't wait, 321 00:15:02.879 --> 00:15:03.320 I don't know. 322 00:15:03.480 --> 00:15:07.279 I think empty exactly what they say, like they're they're 323 00:15:07.360 --> 00:15:09.879 masturbators so don't think, don't try to use it to 324 00:15:10.000 --> 00:15:10.720 replace people. 325 00:15:10.799 --> 00:15:11.679 No, of course. 326 00:15:13.159 --> 00:15:14.960 I would rather just use my hands, sincerely. 327 00:15:15.080 --> 00:15:15.399 No. 328 00:15:15.279 --> 00:15:17.559 No, same on a lower body one I did use. 329 00:15:17.600 --> 00:15:21.600 That's so disgusting, that is, those are so distressing to 330 00:15:21.639 --> 00:15:25.919 be whatever. I see that, especially because they're so small. 331 00:15:26.159 --> 00:15:26.679 I see that. 332 00:15:26.799 --> 00:15:29.159 I think the average ones are like tiny, and I'm like, 333 00:15:29.240 --> 00:15:33.480 this can't be okay, like like it's almost like specifically 334 00:15:33.519 --> 00:15:35.120 made for perverts, you know. 335 00:15:35.879 --> 00:15:39.720 I huge one. There was a guy I don't know 336 00:15:41.080 --> 00:15:43.559 taking it on the floor. I think he's like an 337 00:15:43.639 --> 00:15:44.000 army dude. 338 00:15:44.240 --> 00:15:44.759 One I would get. 339 00:15:44.759 --> 00:15:47.600 If I was gonna get that huge, I was like, yo, 340 00:15:48.039 --> 00:15:50.279 that's see, I would know it would either be that 341 00:15:50.440 --> 00:15:53.039 or nothing. I'm not gonna get the that little I've 342 00:15:53.120 --> 00:15:58.200 seen on answergram Twitter, like the for you Twitter. And 343 00:15:58.240 --> 00:16:00.519 then there was like a fucking I don't know how 344 00:16:00.519 --> 00:16:02.919 I got there. I don't remember. I must have been 345 00:16:02.919 --> 00:16:05.279 looking for some like where were like poke Maine ship 346 00:16:05.360 --> 00:16:07.200 or I must have been looking I would have been 347 00:16:07.200 --> 00:16:09.399 looking for something like that when it was around that time. 348 00:16:09.759 --> 00:16:12.559 But there was a guy like going to town on 349 00:16:12.559 --> 00:16:14.240 one of those things. I'm like, that guy, check his 350 00:16:14.320 --> 00:16:17.120 fucking computer, check his computer, check his computer. 351 00:16:17.200 --> 00:16:22.759 I'm having one of those. Is like, that's something that 352 00:16:22.879 --> 00:16:25.440 is so hard to like, you have to you have 353 00:16:25.559 --> 00:16:27.480 to show that to people, because someone finds out on 354 00:16:27.480 --> 00:16:29.879 their own is gonna be so much worse then, like 355 00:16:29.919 --> 00:16:31.440 you gotta be like this de sentitize them. 356 00:16:31.519 --> 00:16:33.159 This is like get ahead of it. Is like take 357 00:16:33.159 --> 00:16:35.720 a picture of it on Twitter and be like like 358 00:16:35.720 --> 00:16:37.120 like it's a joke, you. 359 00:16:37.080 --> 00:16:42.360 Know, yeah, and then fucking right after you take the picture. 360 00:16:44.279 --> 00:16:52.440 That's so disgusting. That's so I hate that so deeply. Man, 361 00:16:52.600 --> 00:16:53.240 God damn it. 362 00:16:53.320 --> 00:16:56.799 I just in there plugging it, plugging it all day long. 363 00:16:56.879 --> 00:16:57.399 It's not great. 364 00:16:57.480 --> 00:16:58.840 Lily's like, hey, what are you doing in the room. 365 00:16:58.840 --> 00:17:02.840 I'm playing cards. 366 00:17:03.840 --> 00:17:09.279 Anyway? Played cards? What do we want to talk about? 367 00:17:10.799 --> 00:17:13.599 What do we talk about? Uh, let's talk. 368 00:17:13.400 --> 00:17:16.839 About, uh black people or people being mad at black people? 369 00:17:17.400 --> 00:17:22.319 Oh again, I mean yeah, always just in general or like, no, 370 00:17:22.440 --> 00:17:23.039 what we got? 371 00:17:23.440 --> 00:17:23.759 Uh? 372 00:17:23.799 --> 00:17:24.599 What was it Friday? 373 00:17:25.359 --> 00:17:27.480 Friday? So it is? What is it? Tuesday? Friday? 374 00:17:27.519 --> 00:17:29.759 Last Friday? Ass Creed Shadows came out? 375 00:17:29.799 --> 00:17:32.599 Oh that's right, Assassin's Creed. Uh what is it you 376 00:17:32.640 --> 00:17:38.279 called it in that stupid episode Assassinados. Yeah, that's so 377 00:17:38.319 --> 00:17:42.880 it's out. Finally the new assassin's creed, finally, the one 378 00:17:42.880 --> 00:17:46.240 in Japan that took them eighteen years to make for 379 00:17:46.279 --> 00:17:50.400 some reason, refuse to do it black. The idea that 380 00:17:50.400 --> 00:17:53.160 you had the gall to like have even like the 381 00:17:53.319 --> 00:17:56.960 visage of being pretentious is hilarious. Yeah, like everybody's expecting 382 00:17:57.039 --> 00:18:01.359 that of us. Shut up that literally they basically I 383 00:18:01.359 --> 00:18:02.759 mean that was I'm paraphrasing. 384 00:18:03.119 --> 00:18:05.240 Yeah, there's an article that I read a long time 385 00:18:05.279 --> 00:18:07.720 ago where when people were asking like, hey, why, like 386 00:18:07.880 --> 00:18:11.000 what's the deal, And it was that sort of answer, 387 00:18:11.119 --> 00:18:14.519 a paraphrased answer of like, well, it's like and the artist, 388 00:18:14.599 --> 00:18:16.599 it's like being an artist where you're like, I'm not 389 00:18:16.599 --> 00:18:17.720 gonna give you I'm gonna do what I want. 390 00:18:17.720 --> 00:18:19.119 I'm not gonna give you what you want kind of. 391 00:18:19.160 --> 00:18:21.720 Thing everyone expects Japan. It's the obvious answer. So we're 392 00:18:21.759 --> 00:18:28.279 gonna you know what, pirates, French Revolution, you know. And 393 00:18:28.319 --> 00:18:30.319 it's not that those weren't interesting things. It's just a 394 00:18:30.319 --> 00:18:32.720 matter of just like, man, it's so weird. They it's 395 00:18:32.720 --> 00:18:35.640 more like, yeah, well the Haitian Pirate, Haitian Assassins creed, 396 00:18:36.200 --> 00:18:38.960 Yeah they did well, there was the should make it. 397 00:18:38.960 --> 00:18:41.880 They should make assassins. Cree. It takes place in Haiti, uh, 398 00:18:41.960 --> 00:18:43.680 because I would solve a lot of ub solve problems 399 00:18:43.720 --> 00:18:46.599 because the island is just not big enough to be bloated. 400 00:18:47.319 --> 00:18:48.599 That would be fun. I wouldn't. 401 00:18:48.599 --> 00:18:50.559 I would not mind running around Haiti and just like 402 00:18:50.599 --> 00:18:51.640 start blusting. 403 00:18:52.039 --> 00:18:52.480 I like that. 404 00:18:53.319 --> 00:18:56.920 I like that, dude, uh, because you you finally get it. 405 00:18:56.920 --> 00:19:00.680 You got a blunderbuss when you did the DLC because 406 00:19:00.680 --> 00:19:02.240 he was like your quartermaster or whatever. 407 00:19:02.240 --> 00:19:03.359 That's the black guy. 408 00:19:03.519 --> 00:19:05.359 I can't even remember his name anymore, but like it's 409 00:19:05.359 --> 00:19:08.519 something it starts with an A, but like he becomes 410 00:19:08.519 --> 00:19:11.480 your like first captain or first guy whatever you call it, 411 00:19:12.160 --> 00:19:15.319 fag black flag, and then he gets his own his 412 00:19:15.359 --> 00:19:17.599 own DLC I think called like freedom Cry or something, 413 00:19:17.799 --> 00:19:20.000 and then you get the blunderbuss and like Swiss cheese 414 00:19:20.039 --> 00:19:22.880 people with Like I was like, this is cool, and 415 00:19:22.920 --> 00:19:25.200 he had a big ass, like machete kind of thing. 416 00:19:25.480 --> 00:19:25.759 It was. 417 00:19:25.920 --> 00:19:27.680 I liked it. I I really liked that game. 418 00:19:29.319 --> 00:19:32.079 It was I just fell off after a while, like 419 00:19:32.119 --> 00:19:35.160 I liked. Uh. Three was the last one for me 420 00:19:35.200 --> 00:19:37.519 that I that I that's a bad way. Like I 421 00:19:37.519 --> 00:19:39.359 played a little bit of I played like the first 422 00:19:39.440 --> 00:19:41.359 hour of Black Flag, and I was like, I don't 423 00:19:41.400 --> 00:19:43.640 like pirates and running. Okay, I get it. 424 00:19:44.000 --> 00:19:46.920 I I've never been a huge fan of pirates per se, 425 00:19:47.039 --> 00:19:51.279 but uh, the camaraderie of the shanties and the naval 426 00:19:51.279 --> 00:19:52.039 combat was funny. 427 00:19:52.039 --> 00:19:52.240 Ship. 428 00:19:52.279 --> 00:19:54.680 I wasn't expecting that. He actually wasn't because normally I'm like, 429 00:19:54.720 --> 00:19:56.279 I don't give a fuck about the cee, not really. 430 00:19:57.440 --> 00:20:00.319 But when I actually started getting into it, and then 431 00:20:00.359 --> 00:20:04.480 it was the gear. You can have four guns, so 432 00:20:04.519 --> 00:20:06.400 you have like like you've got like four like flintlocks 433 00:20:06.480 --> 00:20:08.400 or whatever, and then you just have fucking your two 434 00:20:08.440 --> 00:20:11.920 fucking cutlasses. And I was like, this is fucking incredible. 435 00:20:12.240 --> 00:20:16.079 So I would run stab motherfuckers, get up, shoot four motherfuckers. 436 00:20:16.079 --> 00:20:17.640 It was so running so far. 437 00:20:17.640 --> 00:20:23.119 Running with four blunderbusses would slow you down so much. 438 00:20:23.279 --> 00:20:25.000 To say, I what a preference. 439 00:20:25.000 --> 00:20:29.200 You don't have four blunderbuss It was it for uh, 440 00:20:30.400 --> 00:20:34.000 you have like a smaller pistol, just a regular. 441 00:20:35.319 --> 00:20:39.119 You have on your chest. It was sick though, and 442 00:20:39.559 --> 00:20:41.279 just shoot behind you to propel you forward, to make 443 00:20:41.359 --> 00:20:42.759 up for the for the to make up for like 444 00:20:42.799 --> 00:20:47.119 the jump and that was really cool. 445 00:20:47.599 --> 00:20:50.920 And hey, when when that dude got his own DLC, 446 00:20:51.039 --> 00:20:53.119 the Black Dude, nobody complained. 447 00:20:53.960 --> 00:20:55.799 Yeah, it was almost like it was a different time 448 00:20:55.880 --> 00:20:58.039 that was better than this. It was great. 449 00:20:58.319 --> 00:20:59.480 It was fucking fantastic. 450 00:20:59.559 --> 00:21:01.839 So I so the New Assassin's Creed you played it 451 00:21:01.839 --> 00:21:02.200 a little bit? 452 00:21:02.279 --> 00:21:04.759 Yeah, I played about three or four hours, h And 453 00:21:05.960 --> 00:21:08.279 I gotta say so, first of all, the combat is 454 00:21:08.319 --> 00:21:11.799 actually really fun. I'm having fun just killing the shit 455 00:21:11.839 --> 00:21:14.839 out of it looks so bad to me. It might 456 00:21:14.880 --> 00:21:17.400 be people just like being to me. It might be 457 00:21:17.559 --> 00:21:20.480 people like bad at doing combat. 458 00:21:20.599 --> 00:21:23.759 Oh my god, like that like a Doom video like it, 459 00:21:24.640 --> 00:21:26.200 which one I don't win the Polygon I think it 460 00:21:26.200 --> 00:21:28.200 was poly God. I can't remember exactly the outlet, but 461 00:21:28.240 --> 00:21:29.480 like they were just doing like a walk through the 462 00:21:29.519 --> 00:21:32.079 first level of Doom twenty sixteen, and they just like 463 00:21:32.359 --> 00:21:37.319 every enemy they stopped, aimed and shot, stopped aimed and shot. 464 00:21:37.599 --> 00:21:41.200 Oh so everybody was Everybody was like, this game looks 465 00:21:41.200 --> 00:21:46.240 like it sucks. It's just like damn dude, where you 466 00:21:46.279 --> 00:21:46.880 can play. 467 00:21:47.000 --> 00:21:49.319 It's kind of interesting because I've watched a handful of 468 00:21:49.319 --> 00:21:53.000 reviews and I one thing that I noticed is the 469 00:21:53.039 --> 00:21:55.440 people that were kind of going into it indifferent, and 470 00:21:55.480 --> 00:21:56.680 the people that were kind of like, I don't really 471 00:21:56.680 --> 00:22:01.880 care about a sass's creed, they didn't. They weren't like 472 00:22:02.000 --> 00:22:04.480 so I started playing it myself and I started having 473 00:22:04.519 --> 00:22:07.359 fun chaining things together, like say being on now way 474 00:22:07.440 --> 00:22:11.440 the kunuichi she's uh or shanobi, I should say, like 475 00:22:12.079 --> 00:22:15.079 the the the parkore bullshit that you can do. The 476 00:22:15.119 --> 00:22:18.119 swinging grappling hook thing is so fucking cool that they've. 477 00:22:17.920 --> 00:22:18.519 Never had before. 478 00:22:19.440 --> 00:22:23.000 She has a katana and I continue she has this Okay, God, 479 00:22:23.240 --> 00:22:26.079 I just continue to be right about grappling hooks. Man, 480 00:22:26.200 --> 00:22:27.839 Like you throw grappling hook at anything, and it's so 481 00:22:27.920 --> 00:22:28.319 much better. 482 00:22:28.480 --> 00:22:30.640 It's really cool that, Like so I'll like do that. 483 00:22:30.920 --> 00:22:33.640 Scaling is really cool because of that, and then just 484 00:22:33.680 --> 00:22:37.559 flying off and then assassinating somebody. The I'm fairly into it. 485 00:22:37.599 --> 00:22:39.960 So I don't even have a lot of mechanics available yet, 486 00:22:40.079 --> 00:22:41.160 and the little I can do. 487 00:22:41.200 --> 00:22:42.720 Have you fucked around with like the lights stuff because 488 00:22:42.720 --> 00:22:44.000 I saw that was the thing that was getting me, 489 00:22:44.519 --> 00:22:46.000 was that like you could like take lights out. 490 00:22:46.240 --> 00:22:51.039 Yeah, so so infiltrating this is I will say the 491 00:22:51.039 --> 00:22:53.519 the tutorial opening. I would say, what would you call 492 00:22:53.559 --> 00:22:55.240 the prologue fucking. 493 00:22:54.960 --> 00:22:59.480 Weird, really weird because I did like a a stealth mission. 494 00:23:00.160 --> 00:23:05.200 It uh not really at least from my understanding. It's 495 00:23:05.200 --> 00:23:07.559 a weird thing though. It was just it was some 496 00:23:07.599 --> 00:23:10.240 shit seemed backwards to me because I did a mission, 497 00:23:12.039 --> 00:23:13.960 like I infiltrated this one place and it was cool 498 00:23:14.000 --> 00:23:16.720 because like, yeah, like I like the the soft opening 499 00:23:16.759 --> 00:23:18.880 of the doors taking the lights out. One thing that 500 00:23:18.960 --> 00:23:21.359 was really cool is a grapple hook onto the ceiling 501 00:23:21.680 --> 00:23:23.079 so if somebody comes, you can, like. 502 00:23:23.599 --> 00:23:25.599 You Spider Man, Yeah you can, Spider Man. 503 00:23:25.720 --> 00:23:27.440 That was That was a mechanic, a new mechanic that 504 00:23:27.480 --> 00:23:30.599 they introduced, and like the crawling mechanic is actually really cool, 505 00:23:30.640 --> 00:23:33.720 especially you can do a summersault right back in the crawling, 506 00:23:33.839 --> 00:23:37.599 which is something like yeah, so you'll you'll be doing 507 00:23:37.640 --> 00:23:39.000 it and then like if you need to hurry up 508 00:23:39.000 --> 00:23:41.279 and just you'll kind of somersault, but you can still 509 00:23:41.319 --> 00:23:43.880 crawl instead of it like summerssaulting back in the standing 510 00:23:43.960 --> 00:23:48.400 up or some ship you'll stay and everything. I like 511 00:23:48.480 --> 00:23:53.000 so far, if you up the difficulty, they see you easily, 512 00:23:53.440 --> 00:23:54.920 so like you're like, oh, you know, you don't remember me. 513 00:23:55.000 --> 00:23:56.519 Just be in the grass, the tall grass. You're fine. 514 00:23:56.599 --> 00:23:58.640 They're like, I think I see something and then I'm like, 515 00:23:58.640 --> 00:24:01.079 oh shit. So they immediate was like they fixed the 516 00:24:01.119 --> 00:24:03.279 AI a lot better. So as of right now, I'm 517 00:24:03.279 --> 00:24:05.240 having fun with the gameplay. The problem I'm having right 518 00:24:05.279 --> 00:24:08.839 now was the I was hoping that the story wasn't 519 00:24:08.880 --> 00:24:10.279 going to be intertwined with them together. 520 00:24:10.319 --> 00:24:11.160 I was hoping that can. 521 00:24:11.039 --> 00:24:12.039 Just play one or the other. 522 00:24:12.480 --> 00:24:16.599 Yeah, because I'm more interested in playing Yaske and you 523 00:24:16.680 --> 00:24:18.599 spend a little bit of This is no spoiler. I'm 524 00:24:18.599 --> 00:24:20.240 just saying how at the beginning you spend a little 525 00:24:20.240 --> 00:24:22.079 bit of time in the prologue with him, and then 526 00:24:22.680 --> 00:24:25.319 I'm spending now hours with Nowway and I'm like, i 527 00:24:25.359 --> 00:24:27.480 want to be black Man. I want to, like I'm 528 00:24:27.799 --> 00:24:29.880 ready to. I want to further his story. 529 00:24:30.039 --> 00:24:32.440 Actually opposite, I want to play well. 530 00:24:32.440 --> 00:24:35.279 You would probably have like a lot better you know, 531 00:24:35.359 --> 00:24:38.519 experience expecssly, I want to play with Yashky more because 532 00:24:38.640 --> 00:24:41.559 especially since you had more of a feel for this 533 00:24:41.640 --> 00:24:44.559 already with the Ghost of Tsushima, like Yao is, so 534 00:24:44.599 --> 00:24:46.680 I kind of want to do the a little something, 535 00:24:46.720 --> 00:24:50.400 a little bit different or you know, Yaski is just a. 536 00:24:50.359 --> 00:24:54.519 Brute and just violently kills people, smash. 537 00:24:55.200 --> 00:24:58.839 Where he jumps like maybe ten feet into the air, 538 00:24:58.920 --> 00:25:02.160 hit someone with a club and I was like, oh 539 00:25:02.200 --> 00:25:05.279 my god, that person's so dead. And then they have 540 00:25:05.319 --> 00:25:07.480 the nerve to be able to hit him one more time. 541 00:25:07.720 --> 00:25:11.759 It's like, what dude, he was gone. It's fucking person 542 00:25:11.920 --> 00:25:17.119 was well away. He was like, no, no, no. 543 00:25:17.279 --> 00:25:18.000 It depens. 544 00:25:18.119 --> 00:25:18.799 Though he looks strong. 545 00:25:18.960 --> 00:25:23.839 It's so far the gameplay I'm having fun with. Obviously, 546 00:25:23.920 --> 00:25:25.480 the game is beautiful. UBI Soft has never had a 547 00:25:25.480 --> 00:25:26.039 problem with that. 548 00:25:26.240 --> 00:25:28.039 I thought it looked ugly. That's me from when I 549 00:25:28.079 --> 00:25:30.559 saw But I guess I'm just seeing videos of it. 550 00:25:30.640 --> 00:25:34.680 Not you're also color blind and crazy. I feel like 551 00:25:34.759 --> 00:25:36.359 it looks I feel that's one thing that I've seen. 552 00:25:36.359 --> 00:25:38.920 It's like, it does look good. Yeah, but you have games, 553 00:25:38.960 --> 00:25:41.359 generally like on high end software always look pretty like 554 00:25:41.400 --> 00:25:43.799 fark Rise six also looks like crazy, right, I've never 555 00:25:43.839 --> 00:25:44.079 seen it. 556 00:25:44.200 --> 00:25:45.599 I've never seen him have a problem with that. I 557 00:25:45.599 --> 00:25:47.599 would say, try the up Soft Plus for a month. 558 00:25:48.400 --> 00:25:50.640 Yeah, I might do that. Seventeen buck seventeen, I'll pay 559 00:25:50.680 --> 00:25:51.519 seventeen bucks to try it. 560 00:25:51.599 --> 00:25:54.440 Yeah, So far like I'm having fun. 561 00:25:54.559 --> 00:25:55.119 I've had. 562 00:25:55.400 --> 00:25:57.920 My criticisms are at the very opening of the game, 563 00:25:57.960 --> 00:25:59.000 where the prologue's been. 564 00:25:58.880 --> 00:26:00.920 Weird, editorial ships been weird for me. 565 00:26:01.880 --> 00:26:03.839 There was something that I definitely wanted to skip because 566 00:26:03.839 --> 00:26:06.240 I'm like, I just fought and infiltrated. I did like 567 00:26:06.279 --> 00:26:09.640 a quest essentially, even though like I couldn't pick it. It 568 00:26:09.599 --> 00:26:11.319 was like a part of the prologue. And then I 569 00:26:11.359 --> 00:26:13.720 did a flashback to something of showing me how to fight, 570 00:26:13.759 --> 00:26:16.599 and I'm like, I've just been fighting. Why wouldn't you 571 00:26:16.640 --> 00:26:18.720 do that before I actually got into the shit. 572 00:26:19.119 --> 00:26:20.160 I already know how to counter. 573 00:26:20.240 --> 00:26:21.599 I know how to do this, and now it's showing 574 00:26:21.599 --> 00:26:22.240 me how to counter. 575 00:26:22.720 --> 00:26:23.200 It was weird. 576 00:26:23.279 --> 00:26:24.200 It was kind of weird like that. 577 00:26:24.319 --> 00:26:28.079 But that's a mild criticism. The only thing bad I 578 00:26:28.079 --> 00:26:30.440 can say some of the voice acting is I understand 579 00:26:30.559 --> 00:26:33.960 probably why they're having a problem is instead of getting 580 00:26:34.000 --> 00:26:36.200 like white people who can do really good voices. You know, 581 00:26:36.279 --> 00:26:38.240 it's prominent people's But I mean, I don't mean white people. 582 00:26:39.119 --> 00:26:41.000 It is a crazy thing to say, a wild. 583 00:26:42.400 --> 00:26:45.000 Also, what I mean is like say, people in the industry, 584 00:26:45.039 --> 00:26:46.559 like a toy baker. That's why I was just I 585 00:26:46.640 --> 00:26:48.160 was just thinking of a white person like toy Baker. 586 00:26:48.160 --> 00:26:49.599 That's so. 587 00:26:50.039 --> 00:26:51.480 But they don't get people like that because they want 588 00:26:51.480 --> 00:26:54.039 to get authentic to the They're like, so they'll do 589 00:26:54.599 --> 00:26:58.799 Japanese people doing Japanese American English, and I can tell 590 00:26:58.839 --> 00:27:00.799 some of these people aren't fantastic. 591 00:27:00.839 --> 00:27:04.319 They're not like seasoned, so they sound not the best. 592 00:27:04.359 --> 00:27:05.720 But I heard that if you just if you switch 593 00:27:05.759 --> 00:27:07.720 the dialect to Japanese, if. 594 00:27:07.640 --> 00:27:11.039 You if you do an immersed it's like exactly how 595 00:27:11.039 --> 00:27:13.559 it should be. And again, I like in this game 596 00:27:13.640 --> 00:27:18.200 that they're encouraging much more in than in the other series. 597 00:27:18.319 --> 00:27:21.480 They want you to be uh to the explorer mode, 598 00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:24.559 which is you being blind and not knowing where to 599 00:27:24.599 --> 00:27:26.200 go on the missions. I don't have time for that shit. 600 00:27:26.839 --> 00:27:32.240 Like personally, I'm like a regular RPG guy Skyrim, I'm going. 601 00:27:32.200 --> 00:27:34.880 I'm alright with that in a game that isn't as 602 00:27:34.920 --> 00:27:36.920 big as an Assassin's Creed game, you know what I mean, 603 00:27:37.000 --> 00:27:41.559 like as like huge, because like I like that immersion stuff, 604 00:27:41.559 --> 00:27:44.480 but like you can't. I'm not I'm not traversing four 605 00:27:44.519 --> 00:27:46.720 thousand kilometers. Yeah, I'm in the same way. 606 00:27:46.759 --> 00:27:49.240 Don't like say like, this is what I have to 607 00:27:49.319 --> 00:27:52.799 accept if you I like the option, you know, like 608 00:27:52.880 --> 00:27:55.759 say say here's me, and people would probably disagree with me. 609 00:27:55.759 --> 00:27:58.119 And I think it's totally fine if I had the option, Well, 610 00:27:58.119 --> 00:27:59.599 they'll definitely disagree with me if I have the option 611 00:27:59.680 --> 00:28:03.240 elder ring to have like some type of thing that 612 00:28:03.279 --> 00:28:05.160 would help me have a mark at some point, almost 613 00:28:05.200 --> 00:28:07.519 like the thing you can obtain because sometimes I just don't 614 00:28:07.519 --> 00:28:08.599 have time to play that long. 615 00:28:08.640 --> 00:28:09.440 It's that's my. 616 00:28:09.440 --> 00:28:11.960 Only criticism, right if I had the option of, like 617 00:28:12.000 --> 00:28:13.759 there's a thing that I have a limited amount of 618 00:28:13.839 --> 00:28:16.039 used to help me. I know they'll have the win 619 00:28:16.279 --> 00:28:18.359 things to help you guide you in major things, but 620 00:28:18.359 --> 00:28:19.799 there's side things that don't help you at all. 621 00:28:19.839 --> 00:28:21.640 I like that and Ghost to Shama a lot. The Wind. 622 00:28:21.720 --> 00:28:23.119 The Wind it was dope as hell. 623 00:28:23.200 --> 00:28:25.759 It really it can help you a lot, right like 624 00:28:25.880 --> 00:28:28.079 little I think I think it should have been it 625 00:28:28.119 --> 00:28:29.680 should have been more emphasized. Why I wish it was 626 00:28:29.680 --> 00:28:32.400 no menu at all in that game like period, But 627 00:28:32.480 --> 00:28:35.480 I do like the win though, like I wish there 628 00:28:35.559 --> 00:28:36.799 was no like start but in it do anything. I 629 00:28:36.839 --> 00:28:38.920 wish you would just like you just go. It's you're 630 00:28:38.960 --> 00:28:40.960 just immersed in the game entirely. I want not like 631 00:28:41.039 --> 00:28:42.720 that immersed where I'm like, I'm in the game. 632 00:28:42.839 --> 00:28:43.400 That's wild. 633 00:28:43.839 --> 00:28:45.440 I can go to I can talk to people and 634 00:28:45.480 --> 00:28:46.680 create a menu, but I don't want to be able 635 00:28:46.680 --> 00:28:48.279 to open a menu and do anything I wanted to. 636 00:28:48.640 --> 00:28:50.240 I don't know what the difference would be at that point. 637 00:28:50.240 --> 00:28:52.160 Then if you talk to somebody and many appears and. 638 00:28:53.279 --> 00:28:56.440 I'm gonna purchase sign from somebody like not like, Oh, 639 00:28:56.640 --> 00:28:58.200 I have a place where I can look at a map. 640 00:28:58.200 --> 00:28:58.799 I don't want a map. 641 00:28:58.799 --> 00:29:00.079 I want I just understand why you would be like, 642 00:29:00.079 --> 00:29:01.680 I don't want menus in my game except for here. 643 00:29:02.240 --> 00:29:05.279 Well, if I'm one thing I don't want, like a 644 00:29:05.759 --> 00:29:06.359 why wouldn't you. 645 00:29:06.359 --> 00:29:09.079 Just want purchasing items to be immersive as well? Well? 646 00:29:09.079 --> 00:29:10.480 How would it be immersive any other way? 647 00:29:10.839 --> 00:29:12.160 Like, I don't know, but what if you could bring 648 00:29:12.240 --> 00:29:13.680 you take it up to if you could take it 649 00:29:13.720 --> 00:29:15.079 up to the fucking guy and buy it. 650 00:29:15.720 --> 00:29:17.200 I think that'd be cool with this. It wouldn't it 651 00:29:17.240 --> 00:29:19.200 be like some sort of means if I it cost 652 00:29:19.279 --> 00:29:22.559 this much, I guess wouldn't because maybe they'll tell you, 653 00:29:23.359 --> 00:29:25.480 I guess, And yeah, that's fine, man, that's the whole. 654 00:29:25.640 --> 00:29:27.160 It sounds like ship by the way, it sounds like 655 00:29:27.759 --> 00:29:30.079 sounds like a really annoying way to go. You gotta 656 00:29:30.119 --> 00:29:32.799 be like Red Dead to get away with something like that. Yeah, yeah, 657 00:29:32.960 --> 00:29:36.839 probably probably underno circumstances, as Greed did that. I like, 658 00:29:37.000 --> 00:29:38.799 you better understand what you are. 659 00:29:39.279 --> 00:29:42.599 Right, Assassin's Creed. I feel like their biggest problem is 660 00:29:42.599 --> 00:29:48.000 that they're trying to be like a top like they're 661 00:29:48.000 --> 00:29:49.440 trying to have They're trying to have you have like 662 00:29:49.480 --> 00:29:52.920 a top gaming experience that unfortunately, because it's you be soft, 663 00:29:53.000 --> 00:29:56.119 they'll never uh, they'll never even get the charitability for 664 00:29:56.160 --> 00:29:59.680 people to even pretend to try. And in a way, 665 00:30:00.240 --> 00:30:04.200 it's just they're they're so fucked that even when they 666 00:30:04.319 --> 00:30:07.640 do really well, it's still not good enough. Well yeah, 667 00:30:07.680 --> 00:30:08.839 I just I just don't think they. 668 00:30:09.160 --> 00:30:13.160 Make They make, you know, fast food video games, you 669 00:30:13.160 --> 00:30:14.759 know what I mean. And that's fine. Like I played 670 00:30:14.759 --> 00:30:16.200 Funck Cry six and I was like, this is fun. 671 00:30:16.279 --> 00:30:17.480 I like it. Yeah, I don't know if I don't 672 00:30:17.480 --> 00:30:18.880 know what the fuck's going on. I don't really care 673 00:30:18.920 --> 00:30:20.960 about this story at all. Yeah, it's a cool setting. 674 00:30:21.000 --> 00:30:22.720 I like blowing things up. I like shooting people, I 675 00:30:22.759 --> 00:30:24.920 like diving out of a fucking helicopter and landing on 676 00:30:24.960 --> 00:30:29.160 a pig. You know, it's cool. I like it. Uh 677 00:30:29.319 --> 00:30:32.519 but yeah, I mean, apparently this one's selling pretty well. 678 00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:34.240 It's I saw. I saw the cells that. 679 00:30:34.319 --> 00:30:35.799 Doing really well. I had a lot of like people 680 00:30:35.960 --> 00:30:38.759 being like, oh, it's through. The numbers are being inflated. 681 00:30:38.519 --> 00:30:40.599 And I'm just like, yeah, maybe, I mean, I guess 682 00:30:40.599 --> 00:30:43.279 it's potential, like Ubisoft Plus is uh there, but like 683 00:30:43.559 --> 00:30:47.440 I know that it has like it reached Star Wars 684 00:30:47.599 --> 00:30:50.960 Star Wars Outlaws three month peak in like a day 685 00:30:51.079 --> 00:30:52.920 or something. I can believe that or less than a day. 686 00:30:53.039 --> 00:30:55.839 I can definitely like Outlaws did not interest me even 687 00:30:55.839 --> 00:30:56.400 a little bit. 688 00:30:56.519 --> 00:30:58.519 I know, but it's interesting to me that like Assassin's 689 00:30:58.519 --> 00:31:00.279 Freed is bigger than Star Wars in that guard you 690 00:31:00.319 --> 00:31:01.799 know what I mean. Like that's like fascinating to me 691 00:31:01.799 --> 00:31:03.400 because I in my mind it wouldn't be. 692 00:31:03.480 --> 00:31:05.839 It wouldn't be normally, but I think because of the hype, 693 00:31:05.839 --> 00:31:10.000 and there's a lot of people that are I think legitimately, yeah, 694 00:31:10.440 --> 00:31:12.920 there there's a lot of people that are so jaded 695 00:31:13.079 --> 00:31:14.960 and they saw like I just like they saw that 696 00:31:15.079 --> 00:31:17.000 chick and she looks so uninterested. 697 00:31:17.119 --> 00:31:18.640 So it wasn't like, why are you making a Star 698 00:31:18.640 --> 00:31:20.559 Wars game when you're not playing as a Jedi or 699 00:31:20.680 --> 00:31:21.759 like someone with a lightsaber. 700 00:31:22.319 --> 00:31:24.680 I don't. I don't agree with that at all. There's 701 00:31:24.799 --> 00:31:26.640 so many games where you're a Jedi already. 702 00:31:26.680 --> 00:31:29.240 I think for Star Wars games, you have to have 703 00:31:29.319 --> 00:31:32.400 some sort of forced interaction with it. I don't every 704 00:31:32.559 --> 00:31:34.680 story needs it. I personally every story needs it. 705 00:31:34.880 --> 00:31:37.079 But then, but why can't a game be like I 706 00:31:37.079 --> 00:31:38.559 don't know, I just don't agree. I don't agree at 707 00:31:38.559 --> 00:31:39.000 all that. 708 00:31:38.920 --> 00:31:40.960 You're not the You're not the fast of people that 709 00:31:40.960 --> 00:31:43.160 I consume Star Wars man. I think, I feel like 710 00:31:43.240 --> 00:31:45.759 I like, I like I personally meet someone that loves 711 00:31:45.799 --> 00:31:49.160 the universe. I'm domb for any interesting Star Wars story, 712 00:31:49.480 --> 00:31:51.799 any of the stars that I'm down for. Okay, that's interesting, 713 00:31:51.960 --> 00:31:53.799 but we are not me and you are not the 714 00:31:53.920 --> 00:31:56.440 major Democrats. But that I would absorb that people think 715 00:31:56.480 --> 00:32:00.480 of stars and think of Jedis Darth Vader, like like Sabers. 716 00:32:00.519 --> 00:32:02.960 They think of that stuff when they think magic wizard bullshit, 717 00:32:02.960 --> 00:32:05.079 and they do they think of that unfortunately. I mean, 718 00:32:05.119 --> 00:32:07.880 I like the I think, I think they're fucking cool. 719 00:32:07.960 --> 00:32:09.759 I understand what you're saying. I just I just don't. 720 00:32:10.039 --> 00:32:12.680 I think that's such a I don't know that's such 721 00:32:12.680 --> 00:32:14.799 a that's such Ay could pull it off, but like. 722 00:32:14.720 --> 00:32:16.920 They're not doing they have, but you have to you 723 00:32:16.960 --> 00:32:17.160 have to. 724 00:32:17.240 --> 00:32:18.759 I agree with that. I'm just saying, it's like, it's 725 00:32:18.799 --> 00:32:20.359 such a that's such a corporate way to look at it. 726 00:32:20.480 --> 00:32:22.599 We're like, we need we need the fucking lightsabers in there. 727 00:32:22.799 --> 00:32:25.240 You have to have people walk in the door to 728 00:32:25.240 --> 00:32:26.359 even try it. That's the thing. 729 00:32:27.160 --> 00:32:29.039 Like what I mean, just having a game that looks 730 00:32:29.079 --> 00:32:30.359 good is probably, but that's. 731 00:32:30.240 --> 00:32:31.920 Not good before a Star Wars game that looks good. 732 00:32:32.880 --> 00:32:33.319 I hear. 733 00:32:33.359 --> 00:32:36.759 I understand both sides. I agree with both of you. 734 00:32:37.599 --> 00:32:40.000 I just I think I think that's how that works. Unfortunately, 735 00:32:40.000 --> 00:32:42.480 I don't like that that's the way it is. I 736 00:32:42.480 --> 00:32:45.640 think stories like Mandalorian work because of the fact that 737 00:32:45.680 --> 00:32:49.240 he has Bastar on and he looks like Django or 738 00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:51.400 people are like, oh, that guy was cool, like how 739 00:32:51.400 --> 00:32:53.240 he fell in a starlight thirteen times? Yeah, like how 740 00:32:53.240 --> 00:32:53.759 he did nothing. 741 00:32:56.000 --> 00:32:58.240 I think there's room for a Star Wars like scoundrel game. 742 00:32:58.279 --> 00:33:00.160 I just think, like they missed the mark with that 743 00:33:00.279 --> 00:33:02.839 specific game bad like I think in fact, like at 744 00:33:02.880 --> 00:33:04.400 in the beginning, I think people were excited about the 745 00:33:04.440 --> 00:33:07.480 idea of it. Did you remember Star Wars thirteen thirteen? Yes, dude, 746 00:33:07.680 --> 00:33:09.640 that looked sick. It looked really that was That was 747 00:33:09.680 --> 00:33:12.119 the sound really good. That was That was the one 748 00:33:12.119 --> 00:33:13.599 that was like. It was Amy Hennig. So it was 749 00:33:13.599 --> 00:33:19.400 like the Uncharted writer and she started she they showed it. 750 00:33:20.880 --> 00:33:23.480 I don't remember it was it did? It never came out, 751 00:33:23.640 --> 00:33:25.559 like because it got like there was like some contract 752 00:33:25.559 --> 00:33:27.440 thing or like I don't remember exactly the exact detail 753 00:33:27.480 --> 00:33:29.440 all amount of gameplay, and people are like, yeah, and 754 00:33:29.480 --> 00:33:33.680 it looked really dope, as was some scoundrel I guess 755 00:33:33.720 --> 00:33:34.759 like it was some guy with a gun. 756 00:33:34.799 --> 00:33:35.119 I know that. 757 00:33:35.319 --> 00:33:37.920 Yeah, but it looked so good and I was just like, 758 00:33:37.960 --> 00:33:39.720 this is amazing, and then they just it never came out. 759 00:33:39.759 --> 00:33:43.640 It's never came weird. Yeah, it sucks because that that game. 760 00:33:43.640 --> 00:33:44.880 I could tell you right now it would have been 761 00:33:44.960 --> 00:33:45.559 fucking awesome. 762 00:33:45.599 --> 00:33:49.000 I think I would work like I hate the random 763 00:33:49.000 --> 00:33:51.440 for me personally, this is my personal ubif shouldn't be 764 00:33:51.440 --> 00:33:53.799 the one to make it either. I don't like random 765 00:33:53.880 --> 00:33:57.519 guy with gun in Star Wars Universe. I understand how 766 00:33:57.640 --> 00:34:02.279 taking down trained Malissy of Warriors and Motherfucker's part of 767 00:34:02.319 --> 00:34:05.599 a world cult. Right. I've never liked Consolo very much. 768 00:34:05.599 --> 00:34:08.079 I understand what he brings to the story. Never been 769 00:34:08.119 --> 00:34:11.199 a big fan of him. I think having people like 770 00:34:11.320 --> 00:34:15.679 him is like, well, if these guys are around, what 771 00:34:15.840 --> 00:34:16.480 are they doing? 772 00:34:16.599 --> 00:34:18.960 Well, they're not common, right, they're not coming. 773 00:34:18.800 --> 00:34:21.239 That's true, but like they could be if they're if 774 00:34:21.239 --> 00:34:24.239 these things, what do you mean like these if these 775 00:34:24.239 --> 00:34:27.920 guys are walking around that are so fucking invincible? No, no, 776 00:34:27.960 --> 00:34:30.280 if if if these guys are so fucking what they're 777 00:34:30.280 --> 00:34:32.920 walking around with the blasters, then how come we have 778 00:34:33.000 --> 00:34:36.000 the jedis are like so fucking high scene, Like they 779 00:34:36.000 --> 00:34:38.920 would be if like there's these people that are so dangerous, 780 00:34:38.920 --> 00:34:41.199 they'd be known, they'd be more known. If there's like 781 00:34:41.239 --> 00:34:43.960 these gunslingers that are around that are so because cad Bane, right, 782 00:34:43.960 --> 00:34:47.360 the blue motherfucker, the blue aliens smoking looking alien from 783 00:34:47.360 --> 00:34:48.119 that university, I. 784 00:34:48.119 --> 00:34:50.639 Would play a game. He's him, he's his, That's what 785 00:34:50.679 --> 00:34:53.559 I'm but that's what I'm saying, Like if that, first 786 00:34:53.559 --> 00:34:55.679 of all, he reminds me off, I'm Strangers Wrath odd 787 00:34:55.679 --> 00:34:59.480 World game. Yeah, but like I would play a game 788 00:34:59.599 --> 00:35:04.920 as that because I love that he looks like a 789 00:35:04.960 --> 00:35:08.280 fucking straight up roswell alien. It's so cool. 790 00:35:08.360 --> 00:35:11.119 I'm glad that they have at least one character in 791 00:35:11.119 --> 00:35:14.199 the universe that is an alien actually yeah right, not 792 00:35:14.920 --> 00:35:16.159 a space white man. 793 00:35:17.159 --> 00:35:19.519 Yeah, or like some fucking black man. 794 00:35:19.639 --> 00:35:21.679 Yeah, slug or a monkey. 795 00:35:22.719 --> 00:35:24.960 Or like a yeah what is Java? He's like a 796 00:35:25.000 --> 00:35:28.920 slug right a right, Stop you're about to do the 797 00:35:29.880 --> 00:35:30.480 what to call it? 798 00:35:30.719 --> 00:35:38.679 The raider? Yeah, noises all would be extinct because they're 799 00:35:38.719 --> 00:35:42.360 so annoying people would have called them. I was glad 800 00:35:42.360 --> 00:35:44.480 when Anakin we did to them. I don't feel bad 801 00:35:44.519 --> 00:35:47.400 for them at all. There they suck, Yeah. 802 00:35:47.400 --> 00:35:50.239 But I'll probably check it out. Seventeen is too bad, 803 00:35:50.360 --> 00:35:52.320 I do. I am curious about it. I have heard 804 00:35:52.519 --> 00:35:56.559 and it broke my heart to see it that most people, 805 00:35:57.079 --> 00:36:00.360 even the people who are fair, have been like, Yeah, 806 00:36:00.440 --> 00:36:02.440 Yas is kind of the weak point of the game 807 00:36:03.239 --> 00:36:06.400 because he because he does kind of like he can't 808 00:36:06.400 --> 00:36:10.519 do as much of the assassin's crazy stuff, stuff that 809 00:36:10.800 --> 00:36:13.280 that you would expect to be able to do, of course, 810 00:36:13.320 --> 00:36:15.679 but also like there's points where like in it in US, 811 00:36:15.880 --> 00:36:18.159 like you gotta climb a tower unlock something, and then 812 00:36:18.159 --> 00:36:20.840 as yask, you straight up can't do it, so like 813 00:36:20.880 --> 00:36:22.599 you have to switch characters to unlock it. 814 00:36:23.440 --> 00:36:25.599 I see where there's a problem with I feel like 815 00:36:25.639 --> 00:36:27.000 to me though, I mean it makes sense to me. 816 00:36:27.079 --> 00:36:29.679 The only problem that I have is I don't like 817 00:36:29.679 --> 00:36:31.519 like so so far. The experience that I had is 818 00:36:31.559 --> 00:36:34.559 that I'm waiting, like I wish it could be like 819 00:36:34.800 --> 00:36:37.159 either either like GTA five, where I can just switch 820 00:36:37.280 --> 00:36:42.000 on the fly where I've been great, or it's just 821 00:36:42.159 --> 00:36:44.320 one like say like say in the in one of 822 00:36:44.360 --> 00:36:48.199 the previous titles, you're Alexios or your Cassandra and now 823 00:36:48.280 --> 00:36:50.320 they have the same path, but you're just a different character. 824 00:36:50.159 --> 00:36:53.559 Right sure, yeah, oh you. 825 00:36:53.559 --> 00:36:55.880 Get like a little my lip was like coming off, 826 00:36:56.119 --> 00:36:58.880 you know, like you're oh yeah, anyway, my lips are 827 00:36:58.920 --> 00:37:02.719 chapped as fuck Vegas, right, but uh yeah, it's fucking 828 00:37:05.360 --> 00:37:07.920 I think they I think maybe they made a mistake 829 00:37:07.960 --> 00:37:09.599 with that, but this is the direction they want to 830 00:37:09.599 --> 00:37:09.800 go in. 831 00:37:09.880 --> 00:37:12.679 Yeah, because I I don't want to make it clear. 832 00:37:12.719 --> 00:37:14.960 It's not because he's a black furst. It's not because 833 00:37:14.960 --> 00:37:17.079 he's just like the route in a game that's not 834 00:37:17.079 --> 00:37:17.960 really about to proof. 835 00:37:18.199 --> 00:37:21.000 But see, that's that's where the intrigued from, because like 836 00:37:21.039 --> 00:37:25.559 I've played, I've I've done. My thing is what Assassin's 837 00:37:25.559 --> 00:37:28.599 Creed is. And one of the reasons why because I 838 00:37:28.639 --> 00:37:31.239 tell people to look at the user reviews and the 839 00:37:31.320 --> 00:37:33.159 scores and stuff like that, and the people that are 840 00:37:33.199 --> 00:37:35.480 interested in playing these new games, they're having a great 841 00:37:35.480 --> 00:37:37.840 fucking time with them, even like say, look at the 842 00:37:37.840 --> 00:37:40.639 Steam reviews right now for a shadows, like people are 843 00:37:40.719 --> 00:37:42.760 enjoying the game overall. 844 00:37:43.119 --> 00:37:48.920 Yeah, and most people aren't cynical crazy like right, it 845 00:37:49.039 --> 00:37:50.880 is like a loud minority of people on the internet 846 00:37:50.920 --> 00:37:52.039 being mad about ship. Yeah. 847 00:37:52.079 --> 00:37:53.719 And I challenge a lot of people to go back 848 00:37:53.760 --> 00:37:56.800 and play the old Assassin's Creed games they don't play 849 00:37:56.840 --> 00:38:00.280 as well as you remember, because I've gone back, and 850 00:38:01.480 --> 00:38:03.760 this is the thing that I was really surprised. I 851 00:38:03.800 --> 00:38:07.039 shocked myself where when I after I played Odyssey and 852 00:38:07.079 --> 00:38:08.440 I was like, that was a really fun experience. 853 00:38:08.519 --> 00:38:09.920 I want to go back and play. 854 00:38:09.679 --> 00:38:15.840 Uh uh Black Flag and it wasn't nearly as satisfying 855 00:38:16.159 --> 00:38:19.840 even the mechanics. And the thing is, I'm like realistically, 856 00:38:20.000 --> 00:38:23.119 I was I'm kind of I don't care that much 857 00:38:23.119 --> 00:38:26.840 about I didn't care that much about like how much 858 00:38:26.880 --> 00:38:29.280 more could you do with like stealth and climbing. It 859 00:38:29.320 --> 00:38:31.199 was a thing where I'm like, I get it. So 860 00:38:31.400 --> 00:38:34.480 in the in the newer games, they kind of you 861 00:38:34.599 --> 00:38:36.280 still do stuff like that, but they put a little 862 00:38:36.320 --> 00:38:38.280 bit in the back and they were exploring much more 863 00:38:38.360 --> 00:38:41.639 RPG elements that actually was having fun with. And the 864 00:38:41.639 --> 00:38:43.559 reason why Yoska seems interest to me. To me is like, well, 865 00:38:43.599 --> 00:38:45.840 I want to be big, scary black man. Yeah, it's 866 00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:48.719 a different thing. Yeah, just like just chopping motherfuckers up. 867 00:38:48.719 --> 00:38:51.760 It'll be fun. And I do like the stuff that 868 00:38:51.760 --> 00:38:53.639 they brought to the table with now Away. They've added 869 00:38:53.679 --> 00:38:56.719 some extra little elements into to refresh the stealthiness of it, 870 00:38:56.800 --> 00:38:59.320 so it's pretty cool. But yeah, I just want to 871 00:38:59.400 --> 00:39:02.360 I would just love to streamline either or. And so 872 00:39:02.519 --> 00:39:05.000 I understand if you haven't played Assassin's Queed in a 873 00:39:05.000 --> 00:39:07.320 long time and you're looking for stealth, yeah you wouldn't 874 00:39:07.400 --> 00:39:10.039 like Yes, if you're right, I totally understand that. 875 00:39:10.519 --> 00:39:13.599 So it makes sense that people like problem there's a 876 00:39:13.679 --> 00:39:18.559 non binary relationship in the game that you haven't right after, 877 00:39:19.360 --> 00:39:22.360 it's a chance to have it right, and people are like, let's. 878 00:39:22.159 --> 00:39:25.920 Get into the fakes, the fake outrage, right, the people that, oh, 879 00:39:26.119 --> 00:39:28.039 I'm sure that people were just circulating around and they 880 00:39:28.039 --> 00:39:29.440 didn't do it themselves, right they Oh. 881 00:39:29.440 --> 00:39:31.679 Yeah, yeah. My favorite thing in those things is like 882 00:39:31.760 --> 00:39:34.039 I always default to that. Do you remember that tweet 883 00:39:34.079 --> 00:39:36.440 that the Doom Twitter account put out? 884 00:39:36.920 --> 00:39:37.880 Yeah, what did you say again? 885 00:39:37.920 --> 00:39:40.760 I can't remember what it was in response to, but 886 00:39:40.800 --> 00:39:43.920 it was like the Doom official Twitter account was like, 887 00:39:43.960 --> 00:39:47.880 you control the buttonsy bress, Yes, and it's like it's 888 00:39:48.440 --> 00:39:50.960 like you did that, you did it? Like, whoever you 889 00:39:51.079 --> 00:39:52.679 chose this, what do you do? 890 00:39:53.079 --> 00:39:57.199 I saw somebody not only the difficulty must have been 891 00:39:57.239 --> 00:40:00.559 on like easy or something, but they were just completely 892 00:40:00.559 --> 00:40:03.320 crouch and oh and someone was like swinging and it 893 00:40:04.039 --> 00:40:07.079 couldn't mission under them and this ship and I'm like, 894 00:40:08.039 --> 00:40:10.840 so I just did that on normal mode and I 895 00:40:10.880 --> 00:40:11.679 was getting stabbed. 896 00:40:11.719 --> 00:40:12.119 I don't know. 897 00:40:12.159 --> 00:40:14.159 I was like, maybe this must be like a casual 898 00:40:14.679 --> 00:40:15.280 like whatever. 899 00:40:15.320 --> 00:40:16.199 It could be a bug too. 900 00:40:16.280 --> 00:40:17.920 It could be a bug. I mean like, but it's 901 00:40:17.920 --> 00:40:21.760 just like also, I'm like, that's not it's not like 902 00:40:21.960 --> 00:40:24.320 you have to do that that it's requiring you to 903 00:40:24.400 --> 00:40:27.400 do that and shi, it's not working. You went out 904 00:40:27.440 --> 00:40:29.880 of your way to do that, and you're upset. 905 00:40:30.280 --> 00:40:32.840 Is that? Like I've done that in like elden Ring. Yeah, 906 00:40:33.360 --> 00:40:37.960 Like like I specifically have fought bosses on staircases specifically 907 00:40:37.960 --> 00:40:40.119 because like they'll just swing over you. Dude. 908 00:40:40.599 --> 00:40:42.119 There's one part of eldering where you have to fight 909 00:40:42.159 --> 00:40:45.320 that dragon, that dragon night the dragon sent a night 910 00:40:45.400 --> 00:40:47.519 on on like his horse. Yeah, and there's like a 911 00:40:47.719 --> 00:40:49.840 fucking walkway that he walks and you have to fight 912 00:40:49.840 --> 00:40:51.440 two of them at once. Yeah, one of them I 913 00:40:51.519 --> 00:40:53.239 choose the funk out of the other one. I'd run 914 00:40:53.320 --> 00:40:55.880 through the hallway. It would stop turn around while I 915 00:40:56.400 --> 00:40:59.280 would and to keep doing it. And I was like, 916 00:40:59.320 --> 00:41:03.440 I'm noting if people if they're jumping, if people. 917 00:41:03.280 --> 00:41:05.159 Were consistent about this kind of thing, they would look 918 00:41:05.159 --> 00:41:08.079 at that and be like, oh, GEPs broken, you know what, which. 919 00:41:07.920 --> 00:41:10.920 Is exactly my point when I talk about charitability. Every 920 00:41:10.920 --> 00:41:13.079 time I talk about charitability, it's like, Okay, under the Ring, 921 00:41:13.519 --> 00:41:15.320 we choose eldering all the time and we think it's 922 00:41:15.360 --> 00:41:17.960 hilarious or like I have I have similar things. There's 923 00:41:18.199 --> 00:41:20.400 there's this guy that you give like stuff to and 924 00:41:20.440 --> 00:41:21.760 he gives you like a weapon or some shit. He 925 00:41:21.760 --> 00:41:24.000 gives you stuff and you open this big ass door 926 00:41:24.519 --> 00:41:26.440 and then but there's like these big. 927 00:41:26.280 --> 00:41:29.119 Like I forgot, they're like eagle dudes or whatever. 928 00:41:29.159 --> 00:41:31.480 They have wings and if you open the door, it 929 00:41:31.519 --> 00:41:33.119 only opens up so much and they can't get through 930 00:41:33.119 --> 00:41:35.280 the door. So I fucked him up because he can't 931 00:41:35.280 --> 00:41:37.079 get through the door. So I chee the funk out 932 00:41:37.079 --> 00:41:39.000 of him. And I thought it was funny, Like you 933 00:41:39.079 --> 00:41:40.599 chare the footage and you're like, oh, this is funny, 934 00:41:41.039 --> 00:41:44.199 and if it wasn't you be soft, this would have 935 00:41:44.280 --> 00:41:46.840 just been funny. And so I'm like, it's the thing 936 00:41:46.880 --> 00:41:49.280 that annoys me where I'm like, bro, you'd be soft. 937 00:41:49.320 --> 00:41:52.559 Deserves so much shit. I understand that, but like, also, 938 00:41:52.639 --> 00:41:56.199 people are just over they over They're just doing it 939 00:41:56.239 --> 00:41:59.360 like over critical for bullshit that you normally wouldn't be. 940 00:42:00.039 --> 00:42:03.360 And that's the biggest annoyance about this entire discourse, where 941 00:42:03.880 --> 00:42:07.800 it's gotten to the point where people said that yasin 942 00:42:07.880 --> 00:42:10.519 ever existed. And then you have the other people that 943 00:42:10.519 --> 00:42:13.119 are complaining about this game saying I literally I screenshot 944 00:42:13.159 --> 00:42:16.800 it where this guy's talking about historical integrity within Assassin's Creed. 945 00:42:16.920 --> 00:42:18.880 Come on, and I'm like, come on, now, well this 946 00:42:19.800 --> 00:42:20.480 I was about to say, the. 947 00:42:20.480 --> 00:42:23.519 Hard r that's the thing. That's the thing that I 948 00:42:23.519 --> 00:42:25.960 don't like about the universe, right, But at the same time, 949 00:42:26.039 --> 00:42:29.199 it's like, it's not supposed to be that I don't like. 950 00:42:29.280 --> 00:42:32.199 I don't like that. Like, oh yeah, my grandpa's Italian, 951 00:42:32.280 --> 00:42:35.079 My great grandpa's Italian, and he helped with like this 952 00:42:35.159 --> 00:42:37.719 revolution and died. You know, he knew Da Vinci. He 953 00:42:37.800 --> 00:42:39.760 was like his best buddy who made like a wooden 954 00:42:39.760 --> 00:42:43.119 tank for like, I think that's I think that's no, no, no, no, no, no, 955 00:42:43.280 --> 00:42:45.519 I haven't seen it, but I think that is silly. 956 00:42:45.559 --> 00:42:47.679 But that is the game, you know. At the same time, 957 00:42:47.760 --> 00:42:48.519 so it's like, well. 958 00:42:48.480 --> 00:42:51.320 I mean, of course it's to be serious, So like, no, no, no, 959 00:42:51.320 --> 00:42:51.599 I get it. 960 00:42:51.679 --> 00:42:53.599 It's supposed to be interesting, right, Like if your grandpa 961 00:42:53.719 --> 00:42:57.000 was a guy that died shitting himself in fucking Italy 962 00:42:57.039 --> 00:42:59.480 fucking one hundred like like what like a thousand years 963 00:42:59.519 --> 00:43:07.920 ago years ago, but like, of course. 964 00:43:09.480 --> 00:43:10.639 Thousand years ago. 965 00:43:10.920 --> 00:43:12.760 We would have we really didn't do much. 966 00:43:13.159 --> 00:43:17.320 Yeah, that would be really depressing, but yeah, like it's 967 00:43:17.599 --> 00:43:18.880 it's historical fiction. 968 00:43:18.960 --> 00:43:22.079 It's always been that. There's always been a disclaimer at 969 00:43:22.079 --> 00:43:25.360 the beginning of the games. But it's clear though that it's. 970 00:43:27.199 --> 00:43:29.440 Were they were. It's like people aliens. 971 00:43:29.639 --> 00:43:31.639 It's always been annoying that they'd even have, Like I 972 00:43:31.639 --> 00:43:34.239 think disclaimers are annoying ship because I think they're for 973 00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:37.239 extremely stupid people always and for legal legality. 974 00:43:37.320 --> 00:43:41.039 I agree, I'd rather have them then do this. It's 975 00:43:41.079 --> 00:43:43.800 like those like the Warner Brothers cartoons where like this 976 00:43:43.880 --> 00:43:45.880 is a racist cartoon or whatever. I'd rather have that 977 00:43:45.880 --> 00:43:47.719 than just not be able to watch cartoon. 978 00:43:47.800 --> 00:43:48.360 Yeah, exactly. 979 00:43:48.440 --> 00:43:50.320 And I'm like, look, they're they're dumb, they're for legality, 980 00:43:50.320 --> 00:43:52.199 for stupid people. 981 00:43:52.440 --> 00:43:55.280 This character will use the N word excessively. I'm sorry about. 982 00:43:55.800 --> 00:43:58.000 Keep it on, dude, keep it up, man, it's history. 983 00:43:58.039 --> 00:44:01.119 Don't watch bugs bunny bugs bunny singing, one little two little, 984 00:44:01.159 --> 00:44:04.679 three little engines. Keep that up, Like, don't see it. 985 00:44:04.920 --> 00:44:07.559 That's not even the worst one. I know, sad, but 986 00:44:07.760 --> 00:44:09.800 the one is the one that kills me. Dude, Like, 987 00:44:09.920 --> 00:44:11.440 keep it up, man. We need to know that all 988 00:44:11.440 --> 00:44:13.440 this stuff existed. We need to not have kids think 989 00:44:13.440 --> 00:44:15.719 everything is this wonderful, white, fucking world that didn't have 990 00:44:15.880 --> 00:44:17.239 much horrible history. 991 00:44:17.639 --> 00:44:19.960 And yeah, we were talking about Chirley Temple and blackface 992 00:44:20.039 --> 00:44:23.000 in the uh at the Peggy suits And if we 993 00:44:23.000 --> 00:44:25.960 turn to our right and there's a big picture but 994 00:44:26.039 --> 00:44:27.599 like before we even noticed it was like a big 995 00:44:27.599 --> 00:44:28.599 picture of her. 996 00:44:28.760 --> 00:44:29.480 In black face. 997 00:44:29.760 --> 00:44:33.400 No, I don't think can you imagine they framed the blackface? 998 00:44:34.639 --> 00:44:36.719 That would be fucking wild. That is one of the funny. 999 00:44:36.760 --> 00:44:38.440 I think that is one of the greatest images of 1000 00:44:38.480 --> 00:44:38.800 all time. 1001 00:44:38.840 --> 00:44:40.920 Everybody look up Chirley Temple and blackface. 1002 00:44:40.960 --> 00:44:46.480 Ye, she looks like she knows she did something bad, 1003 00:44:47.199 --> 00:44:50.400 like as a little kid being aware of Like she's. 1004 00:44:50.239 --> 00:44:52.159 Probably annoyed that she had to sit in a fucking 1005 00:44:52.199 --> 00:44:55.000 makeup room as like a child being done up for 1006 00:44:55.039 --> 00:44:56.800 like hours about something that she doesn't understand. 1007 00:44:57.079 --> 00:44:59.719 Yeah, that's probably that's a real regular like a regular 1008 00:44:59.760 --> 00:45:02.679 black girl too. And then she's probably like, Yo, this 1009 00:45:02.800 --> 00:45:05.840 is not funny, holy ship, this is this is too far. 1010 00:45:05.920 --> 00:45:09.039 Maybe maybe like Chirley Temple, like really like it hitting 1011 00:45:09.079 --> 00:45:10.599 her at once, like, yo, this is I feel like 1012 00:45:10.599 --> 00:45:12.800 she was too young to be philosophizing on Yeah, there's 1013 00:45:12.800 --> 00:45:14.760 no shot. Yeah, I falsified when I was kids. 1014 00:45:14.800 --> 00:45:15.639 Oh my god, I almost know. 1015 00:45:15.880 --> 00:45:17.960 I was like this puppy that, this puppy that I'm 1016 00:45:17.960 --> 00:45:20.280 about to skin had its own life. You know, how 1017 00:45:21.199 --> 00:45:23.679 can I rip it skin off? Still? No, it doesn't. 1018 00:45:25.039 --> 00:45:29.119 Ah, almost got it. Almost got assassinated on this trip, 1019 00:45:29.159 --> 00:45:32.679 I think because I was no, no, no, not you ask it? 1020 00:45:33.320 --> 00:45:35.559 There were no off a ledge and hits the ground 1021 00:45:35.679 --> 00:45:39.719 like a fuck I was. We were out late and 1022 00:45:39.800 --> 00:45:41.320 I was trying to get food and then I went 1023 00:45:41.360 --> 00:45:43.800 up to this pizza place, this pizza shack or I 1024 00:45:43.840 --> 00:45:45.559 don't even know. It was like in a long strip 1025 00:45:45.559 --> 00:45:48.400 of like restaurants or like not restaurants, I don't know, 1026 00:45:49.159 --> 00:45:52.079 almost kiosks, and they were giving like pizzas out and 1027 00:45:52.079 --> 00:45:53.360 I was like, oh, how much for a slicing? It 1028 00:45:53.360 --> 00:45:57.719 said ten dollars. I said no shot. I screamed no 1029 00:45:57.760 --> 00:46:00.760 shot at him. I was drunk, clearly, but I was 1030 00:46:00.800 --> 00:46:02.960 like so loud about it, and apparently like everybody was like, 1031 00:46:02.960 --> 00:46:06.440 you're really loud. I think he's gonna you gotta calm down, 1032 00:46:07.079 --> 00:46:11.199 and I was like, no, he needs to know. It's Vegas. 1033 00:46:11.199 --> 00:46:12.760 What were we on Fremont Street? Where were you? I 1034 00:46:12.800 --> 00:46:15.320 don't there's no shot. I remember that. Okay, I can't 1035 00:46:15.360 --> 00:46:17.559 remember that because I've so winding. 1036 00:46:17.639 --> 00:46:20.280 I had a similar experience. I went to the Funk. 1037 00:46:20.280 --> 00:46:23.519 I ever got the venue, the bowling venue. I can't 1038 00:46:23.519 --> 00:46:24.119 remember what it's called. 1039 00:46:24.199 --> 00:46:25.960 Yeah, but yeah, there's so many places. 1040 00:46:25.960 --> 00:46:28.599 There's a there's a spot, you know, selling slices and 1041 00:46:28.639 --> 00:46:29.480 those eight dollars. 1042 00:46:30.159 --> 00:46:32.880 I think I've been there too. I just do it. 1043 00:46:32.880 --> 00:46:35.039 Almost turned to the joker. I was just like, I really, 1044 00:46:35.199 --> 00:46:37.639 I really want I was. I was like, I was like, 1045 00:46:38.280 --> 00:46:43.320 t look what you get. I understand, I understand, I'm 1046 00:46:43.400 --> 00:46:46.440 I'm I'm sympathetic, well not sympathetic, but I understand. Okay, 1047 00:46:46.440 --> 00:46:49.360 you're this is amusement park pricing. I get it right, whatever, 1048 00:46:49.400 --> 00:46:52.079 we're trapped here. You got food, fine, But like my 1049 00:46:52.199 --> 00:46:55.239 line is like one slice for two for a two 1050 00:46:55.280 --> 00:47:00.840 dig a two digit price. No, look, I do even nine. 1051 00:47:00.840 --> 00:47:03.480 I was like, that's fucking ridiculous. But I'm hungry. But 1052 00:47:03.559 --> 00:47:06.800 like ten, brother, ten is is that's agreed to. Ten 1053 00:47:06.920 --> 00:47:09.159 is so insane. It's the most So. 1054 00:47:09.599 --> 00:47:12.239 There's there's a place in downtown by the shake shack 1055 00:47:12.400 --> 00:47:15.320 that's four bucks with the soda, and I'm like, I 1056 00:47:15.320 --> 00:47:16.760 can do that in twenty twenty five. 1057 00:47:17.079 --> 00:47:19.400 Entirely fine. I can do that entirely reason. Not bad 1058 00:47:19.440 --> 00:47:21.760 pizza either, It's not bad. It's in Vegas. 1059 00:47:22.159 --> 00:47:24.159 No, well the pizza had Megan is really good. But 1060 00:47:24.199 --> 00:47:25.000 I don't have anything it was. 1061 00:47:25.079 --> 00:47:27.280 It was right by I want to remember that thing 1062 00:47:27.320 --> 00:47:30.440 that you were telling me about the place it is. 1063 00:47:31.360 --> 00:47:35.320 Yeah, I forgot that I could do that. Rocos is 1064 00:47:35.320 --> 00:47:36.800 fucking good. I went to a place where you know 1065 00:47:36.800 --> 00:47:39.119 where there's like that big that big like canopy where 1066 00:47:39.159 --> 00:47:41.719 it shows like lights and everything in proper Vegas. It's 1067 00:47:41.760 --> 00:47:43.079 like it's like all that's all. 1068 00:47:43.519 --> 00:47:45.280 I was like, damn, we gotta be way more specific. 1069 00:47:45.320 --> 00:47:46.679 It's like, is it by the Eiffel Tower? 1070 00:47:47.320 --> 00:47:49.960 I think so yeah. And like off one of like 1071 00:47:50.079 --> 00:47:52.760 right off the strip, there's this like there's uh, there's 1072 00:47:52.760 --> 00:47:55.320 this place is like a bar and a pizza shop. 1073 00:47:56.400 --> 00:47:58.039 Then went out there and I got pizza. There was 1074 00:47:58.079 --> 00:48:01.679 pretty good that I don't like this. 1075 00:48:01.760 --> 00:48:02.440 Yeah, seven Bucks. 1076 00:48:02.440 --> 00:48:04.519 That's kind of crazy that they're because like even the 1077 00:48:04.599 --> 00:48:07.800 Rocos was like it was they were giant slices. 1078 00:48:07.800 --> 00:48:08.320 Don't get me wrong. 1079 00:48:08.360 --> 00:48:10.800 There giant slies were six Bucks. I was and it's 1080 00:48:11.039 --> 00:48:12.719 fantastic so I was like, I can do that. So 1081 00:48:12.760 --> 00:48:15.400 we just get like two twelve bucks and fills uh 1082 00:48:15.679 --> 00:48:16.320 fills us up. 1083 00:48:16.920 --> 00:48:19.000 Next time I'm there, I'll check that because I want 1084 00:48:19.000 --> 00:48:22.320 to go literally get away as long as right, that's fine. 1085 00:48:22.679 --> 00:48:24.760 But like like we we also went to this MoMA 1086 00:48:24.760 --> 00:48:27.440 Fuku place, and I couldn't even as the best restaurant 1087 00:48:27.440 --> 00:48:29.920 I've ever fucking I couldn't even believe how fucking good 1088 00:48:29.920 --> 00:48:30.400 that ship was. 1089 00:48:30.519 --> 00:48:30.840 Really. 1090 00:48:30.960 --> 00:48:36.440 Yeah, it's it's unreasonably priced obviously, but like, dude, that 1091 00:48:36.519 --> 00:48:38.079 was the best pork I've ever had in my entire 1092 00:48:38.239 --> 00:48:42.159 it was it maybe completely like shift focus on, like okay, 1093 00:48:42.199 --> 00:48:44.840 maybe I maybe maybe I could kill a pig. Actually 1094 00:48:44.960 --> 00:48:46.199 that's crazy, like if I had to eat. 1095 00:48:46.079 --> 00:48:48.159 It, it's crazy. I kill a pig in my sleep. 1096 00:48:48.840 --> 00:48:51.480 In your sleep. I don't think I could. Like now 1097 00:48:51.480 --> 00:48:53.440 I could, like it's that easy, like I gelt like 1098 00:48:54.039 --> 00:48:56.000 now that I know that they can taste like that. Absolutely, 1099 00:48:56.079 --> 00:48:56.840 I don't even like eat. 1100 00:48:56.840 --> 00:48:58.960 I don't even like eating pigs like if I. 1101 00:48:58.960 --> 00:49:02.599 Had, I don't know, man, A certain a certain smoked 1102 00:49:02.719 --> 00:49:06.800 ribs like I'm yeah, I might, man, It's like. 1103 00:49:06.760 --> 00:49:10.000 I I love them. I love animals, and I would. 1104 00:49:09.760 --> 00:49:11.760 Smoke ribs is like, I mean you should. 1105 00:49:11.920 --> 00:49:13.719 If you don't smoke ribs, you're you should be killed. 1106 00:49:14.639 --> 00:49:15.920 I agree, but like that. 1107 00:49:15.880 --> 00:49:18.000 Because like if if you, if you it's like having 1108 00:49:18.000 --> 00:49:21.239 some I mean smoke smoke meat versus not smoke meat. 1109 00:49:21.440 --> 00:49:24.800 Is is hilarious. The flavor is. 1110 00:49:25.039 --> 00:49:28.360 Night and like red smeat. It smoked, It's hard for 1111 00:49:28.400 --> 00:49:30.079 me to enjoy it. 1112 00:49:30.199 --> 00:49:33.960 It's like say, I'll get like a cold cuts if. 1113 00:49:33.800 --> 00:49:35.119 The meat's not smoked. 1114 00:49:35.440 --> 00:49:37.599 I kind of I feel like a cat when they like, 1115 00:49:38.000 --> 00:49:39.960 you know, you'll give them food and the like, and 1116 00:49:39.960 --> 00:49:42.280 then they'll just walk away that they just don't want it. Yeah, 1117 00:49:42.679 --> 00:49:46.639 that's the difference to me, Like it smoked meats ruined me. Essentially, 1118 00:49:46.719 --> 00:49:48.719 it ruined my taste bloods. I'm like, this isn't smoke. 1119 00:49:48.800 --> 00:49:52.639 This ain't nearly as good not you know, smoke turkey mesquite. 1120 00:49:53.360 --> 00:49:57.760 It's a good one. My ska, my skate. 1121 00:49:59.039 --> 00:50:02.920 You ever had my skat? But yeah, guys, ask Creed Shadows. 1122 00:50:02.960 --> 00:50:05.599 If you're into it, try it on Ubi soft. Plus, 1123 00:50:05.639 --> 00:50:07.199 I wouldn't just buy it out right, and if you 1124 00:50:07.199 --> 00:50:09.079 don't like it, you know, like I think this is 1125 00:50:09.199 --> 00:50:13.320 I personally think for RPGs. This is just a fun experience. 1126 00:50:13.320 --> 00:50:15.480 You're freaking like Hitler at the Olympics right now. 1127 00:50:15.519 --> 00:50:19.599 You're trying to got a little bit of myth going 1128 00:50:19.639 --> 00:50:21.760 on earth. It was literally on was it? It wasn't myth? 1129 00:50:21.800 --> 00:50:23.920 It was it was it was an amphetamine? 1130 00:50:23.920 --> 00:50:24.400 But was it? 1131 00:50:24.480 --> 00:50:27.800 Was it just proper myth? Or was something else? 1132 00:50:27.880 --> 00:50:31.400 Probably German meth, German math, fucking Nazi meth. It was something? 1133 00:50:31.400 --> 00:50:34.440 What were they on? Was it just math? This kid 1134 00:50:34.519 --> 00:50:37.199 Hitler called Jitler, No, you're dumb. 1135 00:50:37.159 --> 00:50:40.679 Stop, shut up, go to I'm done. 1136 00:50:41.079 --> 00:50:48.079 All right, I'm done. I didn't want to mention little Yeah. 1137 00:50:48.480 --> 00:50:54.039 So we're done with assassin's creed blassassins bleed blast Wait 1138 00:50:54.039 --> 00:50:55.000 wait wait we're real quick. 1139 00:50:55.119 --> 00:50:57.840 Okay, well well real quick, real quick. I forgot I 1140 00:50:57.880 --> 00:51:05.840 need to mention this. The discourse got so crazy that 1141 00:51:06.000 --> 00:51:10.000 some politician in Japan trying to get clout, was like, 1142 00:51:10.800 --> 00:51:14.199 mister prime minister, are you gonna address the assassin's creed 1143 00:51:14.280 --> 00:51:15.519 shadows issue? Are you? 1144 00:51:16.079 --> 00:51:18.960 Yeah? And then he was like like what the fuck? 1145 00:51:19.159 --> 00:51:21.360 What you know, what's going on with this and trying 1146 00:51:21.360 --> 00:51:24.360 to say, oh, desecrating our culture, you know, all the 1147 00:51:24.440 --> 00:51:29.000 talking points like all this bullshit heard. All he said was, well, 1148 00:51:30.199 --> 00:51:33.039 I guess I I guess. I hope they people don't 1149 00:51:33.280 --> 00:51:37.320 desecrate stuff in real life and do parkour in real life. 1150 00:51:37.360 --> 00:51:39.599 I can say that. Basically that was like he was like, 1151 00:51:39.639 --> 00:51:40.960 I don't jump on shrine. 1152 00:51:41.079 --> 00:51:41.960 It was basically it. 1153 00:51:41.960 --> 00:51:43.440 Was like, I guess, don't do that? 1154 00:51:43.719 --> 00:51:46.360 Like yeah, and then and then the headlines of in 1155 00:51:46.440 --> 00:51:49.199 these in the culture war freaks were like the Prime 1156 00:51:49.239 --> 00:51:51.960 Minister is gonna come down hard on Assassin's creature. I was, 1157 00:51:52.000 --> 00:51:54.119 It's like, holy fuck, it's gotten. 1158 00:51:54.199 --> 00:51:56.320 So it's gotten. It got that. 1159 00:51:56.400 --> 00:51:58.480 I was like this, I don't know, YA is pretty cool. 1160 00:51:59.000 --> 00:52:01.000 I think he's a pretty cool character. I don't know, 1161 00:52:01.639 --> 00:52:02.880 I'd like to meet him. 1162 00:52:03.320 --> 00:52:04.840 I can't believe that was the thing that I forgot. 1163 00:52:04.880 --> 00:52:06.880 I only want to mention because, like I was a 1164 00:52:06.880 --> 00:52:09.480 little bit surprised that it got like out of the 1165 00:52:09.480 --> 00:52:13.119 Internet and into real life to where they're like, what 1166 00:52:13.559 --> 00:52:16.360 we're talking about video games now? I guess, yeah, you 1167 00:52:16.360 --> 00:52:18.639 can tell they never talk about that ship, you know, like, 1168 00:52:19.559 --> 00:52:20.960 why are we talking about this right now? 1169 00:52:21.760 --> 00:52:22.119 What is that? 1170 00:52:22.320 --> 00:52:26.079 And then just knowing that what you saying, I'd be hard, 1171 00:52:25.480 --> 00:52:32.159 I'd be really don't don't no no no no no 1172 00:52:32.159 --> 00:52:32.440 no no. 1173 00:52:37.440 --> 00:52:40.760 Anyway, I prefer that you don't let you be hard. 1174 00:52:40.920 --> 00:52:45.079 I think it's been done to death. Hard hard. Yeah, 1175 00:52:45.320 --> 00:52:46.760 it's like Macrohart. It's like I get it. 1176 00:52:46.800 --> 00:52:53.880 Macroart never saw it's funny, but like always hard hard. 1177 00:52:54.000 --> 00:52:57.039 That was like the me and sixth grade first joke. 1178 00:52:57.559 --> 00:53:01.280 Yeah you told that did take on a comedy movie 1179 00:53:01.320 --> 00:53:03.480 for like the fiftieth time. It's like, yeah, I mean 1180 00:53:03.519 --> 00:53:06.840 I remember liking this, but I'm not gonna lie. 1181 00:53:06.400 --> 00:53:09.880 I taught my nephew about my nephew like learn, which 1182 00:53:10.159 --> 00:53:11.840 he had like basically little kid, Homer. 1183 00:53:11.719 --> 00:53:13.840 You were helping your nephew learn? Are you sure? Yeah? 1184 00:53:14.760 --> 00:53:17.679 That was that was teaching and probably not the right stuff. Yeah, 1185 00:53:18.360 --> 00:53:20.639 that's what I was thinking. But he was like, he's like, 1186 00:53:20.679 --> 00:53:22.000 what's a three? Like I don't know how to draw 1187 00:53:22.039 --> 00:53:22.519 three exactly. 1188 00:53:22.599 --> 00:53:22.639 Know. 1189 00:53:22.639 --> 00:53:24.880 I was like this draw butt. I was gonna say, 1190 00:53:24.880 --> 00:53:28.480 it's a sideways butt, and he I remember my aunt 1191 00:53:28.519 --> 00:53:30.599 teaching me that too when I was younger. It was 1192 00:53:30.639 --> 00:53:33.360 the butt, and I saw his eyes light up and 1193 00:53:33.440 --> 00:53:37.360 he just couldn't stop, like he started crying laughing. I 1194 00:53:37.360 --> 00:53:38.760 just spear you ever did that because he was kind 1195 00:53:38.800 --> 00:53:40.559 of confused. I get it as a kid. That is 1196 00:53:40.559 --> 00:53:43.360 probably really funny. He was just like it was like 1197 00:53:44.639 --> 00:53:47.519 it was like giving a monkey the potion of. 1198 00:53:47.480 --> 00:53:49.320 Now I understand how you don't know how to How 1199 00:53:49.320 --> 00:53:50.679 do you not? How old is he? 1200 00:53:50.679 --> 00:53:54.400 He's six seventeen? No, No, he's like he's like five 1201 00:53:54.440 --> 00:53:55.400 when you're just learning. 1202 00:53:56.519 --> 00:53:57.840 He doesn't know how to draw three. 1203 00:53:58.880 --> 00:54:01.920 It's more not he doesn't understand exactly when a three 1204 00:54:01.960 --> 00:54:03.800 should be using his learning numbers when they learned it. 1205 00:54:04.199 --> 00:54:06.239 I guess, I guess, But that's the only that's the 1206 00:54:06.239 --> 00:54:08.719 only number. He was having a problem with, uh doing 1207 00:54:08.719 --> 00:54:10.760 it himself. Yes, that's a strange. 1208 00:54:10.840 --> 00:54:12.920 He could point out, he could point out a three, 1209 00:54:12.960 --> 00:54:13.960 but it was him doing it. 1210 00:54:14.039 --> 00:54:16.119 Yeah, I don't know. It's damn near the easy outside 1211 00:54:16.119 --> 00:54:17.239 of a one feels like. 1212 00:54:17.480 --> 00:54:20.480 I remember kids back in the day eight they would 1213 00:54:20.519 --> 00:54:22.119 just put two circles on top of each other. 1214 00:54:22.360 --> 00:54:23.519 Yeah, that was like funny. 1215 00:54:23.519 --> 00:54:30.719 And it's like, no, you gotta three is half an eight. 1216 00:54:28.079 --> 00:54:29.679 Cut and half. I remember learning it. 1217 00:54:29.840 --> 00:54:34.599 It's like the you know, it's an an. It's kind 1218 00:54:34.639 --> 00:54:37.559 of like reverse the gay ass is like having sex. 1219 00:54:37.719 --> 00:54:42.079 Actually it's a three essentially more gay as is reverse 1220 00:54:42.119 --> 00:54:44.639 having sex, well one reverse. 1221 00:54:44.440 --> 00:54:47.840 But it's just weird seeing someone learn, seeing someone learn 1222 00:54:47.920 --> 00:54:50.360 something like that, him being like, oh my god, is 1223 00:54:50.400 --> 00:54:52.239 the funny so funny. 1224 00:54:52.679 --> 00:54:56.960 I'm like, dang, kid, Now, now when he's thirty, say 1225 00:54:56.960 --> 00:54:58.719 that to him again and see if he laughs, probably 1226 00:54:58.760 --> 00:55:01.079 because that's what you're doing. What you just did you 1227 00:55:01.199 --> 00:55:08.320 be I be hard. Yeah, it's fun to fall. 1228 00:55:09.400 --> 00:55:10.280 Its kind of funny. 1229 00:55:11.639 --> 00:55:15.880 His neck that is crazy looking at you, dangling dang. 1230 00:55:15.760 --> 00:55:23.840 Laughing his ass off, and then you I actually, like 1231 00:55:23.840 --> 00:55:26.400 I said, I normally don't laugh. Listening back to the podcast, 1232 00:55:26.400 --> 00:55:28.360 and I'm just like, I hate this, uh, but I. 1233 00:55:29.159 --> 00:55:34.280 Kept like, I kept going back where you're talking about 1234 00:55:34.400 --> 00:55:37.400 your kid being I can't remember you some stupid name Laslow, 1235 00:55:38.199 --> 00:55:40.639 and then like there was like this whole thing we're 1236 00:55:40.639 --> 00:55:42.920 talking about Indian ship, and then went to Laslow, and 1237 00:55:42.920 --> 00:55:45.679 then it was this Devin thing, and I kept devineing 1238 00:55:45.800 --> 00:55:48.360 was so funny. It's just being disrespectful of suicide is 1239 00:55:48.440 --> 00:55:49.119 so funny to me. 1240 00:55:50.159 --> 00:55:53.079 Suicide is so not funny, but exactly that's what's so 1241 00:55:53.280 --> 00:55:56.039 not funny. But the idea of making fun of someone 1242 00:55:56.199 --> 00:55:57.440 doing it is like fun to me. 1243 00:55:57.519 --> 00:56:00.719 I feel like it's just like David Draymond actually dently 1244 00:56:00.760 --> 00:56:03.280 did the most disrespectful thing, but he was trying to 1245 00:56:03.280 --> 00:56:05.719 make a like an homage to a thing that he experienced. 1246 00:56:05.719 --> 00:56:06.239 But I'm like, but. 1247 00:56:06.199 --> 00:56:09.239 Also den no, no no, but like I'm sorry. That 1248 00:56:09.280 --> 00:56:09.800 sounds fun? 1249 00:56:09.960 --> 00:56:13.119 Is that that song is around? Uh yeah, basically the 1250 00:56:13.159 --> 00:56:15.800 songs from inside the Fire, the songs from the perspective 1251 00:56:15.880 --> 00:56:19.599 of like Satan claiming Devin. I don't think I ever 1252 00:56:19.639 --> 00:56:21.159 thought about what it was about because it sounded so 1253 00:56:21.280 --> 00:56:34.239 damn silly. Yeah, it's almost like, uh it's it's like 1254 00:56:34.280 --> 00:56:36.199 it's like it's like eminem It's like that like that 1255 00:56:36.199 --> 00:56:40.760 that weird. 1256 00:56:40.079 --> 00:56:42.800 For me. It's funny because it's like, look what I'm Devin. 1257 00:56:44.079 --> 00:56:46.760 It's it's like it's like the whole situation where like 1258 00:56:46.920 --> 00:56:51.039 what's his name, Like it's like it's like pissing on 1259 00:56:51.079 --> 00:56:54.039 the kid's graves of the kids graves, Like that's super 1260 00:56:54.039 --> 00:56:56.519 fucked up. But also someone going out and pissing on 1261 00:56:56.559 --> 00:56:58.719 a kid's grave, there's comedy. 1262 00:56:58.800 --> 00:57:01.760 There's comedy in the sense that someone would be deranged 1263 00:57:01.840 --> 00:57:03.559 enough to do that, and then you fill in the 1264 00:57:03.599 --> 00:57:05.840 gaps of like how could somebody be that crazy. 1265 00:57:06.039 --> 00:57:07.320 I need to know his story. 1266 00:57:07.400 --> 00:57:09.320 Yeah, I need to know this was he like was 1267 00:57:09.320 --> 00:57:10.880 he pushed out of a window? Dangled out of a 1268 00:57:10.920 --> 00:57:14.599 window by clowns? Like like what is this story leads 1269 00:57:14.599 --> 00:57:18.159 a person to piss on the graves on? What did 1270 00:57:18.199 --> 00:57:26.599 that kid do? Child? You anyway. 1271 00:57:28.239 --> 00:57:29.960 Into the tombstone. 1272 00:57:31.159 --> 00:57:33.519 Watching that, Like I want to get to this before 1273 00:57:33.519 --> 00:57:36.800 we forget, because this is this is probably like this, 1274 00:57:36.960 --> 00:57:40.119 this whole thing was so astounding to me. And I 1275 00:57:40.159 --> 00:57:41.800 know people hate it when we talk politics. I kind 1276 00:57:41.800 --> 00:57:43.199 of do too, but like this is so funny, man, 1277 00:57:43.480 --> 00:57:45.280 Like this is just too. 1278 00:57:45.679 --> 00:57:48.440 People that hate it, I think you should not. I'm 1279 00:57:48.440 --> 00:57:50.119 gonna not say it what I was gonna say, go ahead. 1280 00:57:51.039 --> 00:57:53.519 I just think this group che I think is so 1281 00:57:53.880 --> 00:57:57.079 hilarious because so for those of you who don't know, 1282 00:57:57.719 --> 00:58:00.880 uh there was basically I think he Seth and all 1283 00:58:00.880 --> 00:58:04.480 these like Trump administration guys jumped into a signal chat, 1284 00:58:04.519 --> 00:58:07.679 which is not a particularly secure thing. It's like it's 1285 00:58:07.760 --> 00:58:10.119 vaguely encrypted, but like it's not Telegram or something or 1286 00:58:10.159 --> 00:58:12.760 that it might as well be fucking snapchat. But uh 1287 00:58:13.320 --> 00:58:15.000 so it was Pete Hegseth, Jdvance and a bunch of 1288 00:58:15.039 --> 00:58:16.280 other people like in a group chat and they were 1289 00:58:16.280 --> 00:58:18.559 basically like talking about how they were gonna, you know, 1290 00:58:18.639 --> 00:58:21.719 planning a strike on Yemen or whatever, and they accidentally 1291 00:58:21.760 --> 00:58:24.239 Pete Hegseth because he's a fucking day drunk and he's 1292 00:58:24.280 --> 00:58:26.199 still an alcoholic and he's still drinking all the time. 1293 00:58:26.440 --> 00:58:29.960 He added some reporter I think from the Atlantic, by accident, 1294 00:58:30.559 --> 00:58:33.400 and so he basically just let some random reporter in 1295 00:58:33.480 --> 00:58:40.599 on a bunch of classified like conversations about like military operations, 1296 00:58:39.920 --> 00:58:43.719 and it's so fucking in confident. It's amazing. 1297 00:58:44.679 --> 00:58:45.000 Merit. 1298 00:58:45.400 --> 00:58:48.679 Yeah, we want a society based on merits. This is 1299 00:58:48.719 --> 00:58:52.639 such a DEI fucking it really literally, this is DEI. 1300 00:58:52.840 --> 00:58:55.079 This is you know what I mean, or like their 1301 00:58:55.119 --> 00:58:58.159 idea of it, like unqualified people being like pushed into 1302 00:58:58.199 --> 00:59:03.599 like his careers that they don't have the jurisdiction or 1303 00:59:03.639 --> 00:59:05.480 the skills to actually manage how you can have a 1304 00:59:05.480 --> 00:59:09.079 fucking alcohol like Pete hexts should sucking fault, he should 1305 00:59:09.119 --> 00:59:12.960 dive down the flight of stairs. Fucking moron, it's just dive. 1306 00:59:13.599 --> 00:59:15.960 I can't believe, Like imagine if that got out to 1307 00:59:16.280 --> 00:59:20.800 literally anybody else other than like a reporter. That's like respectable. Yeah, 1308 00:59:20.840 --> 00:59:24.320 imagine it was. They're like, fucking I don't know. Yeah, 1309 00:59:24.360 --> 00:59:26.159 it's like what if like Hassan got it somehow. 1310 00:59:27.079 --> 00:59:35.239 He's like just warning them, warning that you have any hoies. Sorry, 1311 00:59:35.320 --> 00:59:37.119 I got some information you might be interested in. 1312 00:59:37.440 --> 00:59:41.000 It's literally this this administration literally you. 1313 00:59:40.960 --> 00:59:44.079 Know, really you ever heard his son read his chat? 1314 00:59:44.320 --> 00:59:46.920 It sounds crazy, sound like he turns off all his feelings. 1315 00:59:47.000 --> 00:59:49.000 He's like, it's it's literally like they don't know if 1316 00:59:49.000 --> 00:59:49.519 I've ever read it. 1317 00:59:49.800 --> 00:59:51.920 So it'll be like like, so he'll be talking in 1318 00:59:51.960 --> 00:59:54.119 a normal tone and he's he's doing his things the 1319 00:59:54.239 --> 00:59:55.639 san and then he'll be like then I'm reading his 1320 00:59:55.719 --> 00:59:59.079 tone and reading and then there's like there's no inflection 1321 00:59:59.159 --> 01:00:01.639 at all, and I'm just like it sounds like old 1322 01:00:01.719 --> 01:00:05.800 fucking old Apple nineties fucking Texas speech where it's just 1323 01:00:05.880 --> 01:00:09.639 like there's no inflections and all. And I'm like, damn, dude, 1324 01:00:09.639 --> 01:00:10.880 you've been doing this ship too long. 1325 01:00:10.960 --> 01:00:13.039 Dude, you've been doing this ship for a way too 1326 01:00:13.880 --> 01:00:17.239 rhythm Yeah, yeah, rhy, shut the funk up. 1327 01:00:17.320 --> 01:00:20.320 You're gonna say you were gonna say it was I 1328 01:00:20.599 --> 01:00:22.440 you were he just repeated what you said. 1329 01:00:22.519 --> 01:00:24.800 Yeah, I think I think I was trailing behind you, man, 1330 01:00:25.440 --> 01:00:27.280 but I'm almost got almost common du to you. 1331 01:00:27.360 --> 01:00:30.400 But it's weird. Don't do that again. You're the people's 1332 01:00:30.400 --> 01:00:34.159 minds and ship brothers. I'm a bit of a theftist. 1333 01:00:34.239 --> 01:00:38.079 I'm a theft but no, yeah, this is uh tears. 1334 01:00:38.159 --> 01:00:41.760 Yeah it's d That's exactly what they accuse. 1335 01:00:42.280 --> 01:00:45.320 Yeah, blood doesn't know how to fly this plane. Yeah, 1336 01:00:46.000 --> 01:00:53.480 excepts into the Grand Canyon. 1337 01:00:53.440 --> 01:00:56.679 Just fucking has the entire fucking just Scotch, just like 1338 01:00:57.320 --> 01:01:01.039 just fucking sucking it. Like you see it going down. 1339 01:01:01.320 --> 01:01:06.880 You see the scott Last bottle bending like like. 1340 01:01:06.920 --> 01:01:11.480 This would have you seen have you seen the plastic bottle? 1341 01:01:13.039 --> 01:01:18.360 That's crazy? Have you seen? Like so I've seen on 1342 01:01:18.400 --> 01:01:21.840 the on TikTok kind of recently this like this guy 1343 01:01:22.039 --> 01:01:24.679 he has like a show or a channel. I don't 1344 01:01:24.679 --> 01:01:25.960 even know what to call it. Really, it's called like 1345 01:01:25.960 --> 01:01:28.360 the Necessary Conversation or whatever, and it's this dude interviewing 1346 01:01:28.440 --> 01:01:30.519 is like parents, and his parents are like the worst 1347 01:01:30.519 --> 01:01:33.800 people ever. It's like have you seen this, I've never 1348 01:01:33.880 --> 01:01:38.079 seen Like it's just like Trump like simps basically and 1349 01:01:38.119 --> 01:01:40.159 they're just like old and they're like they're talking to 1350 01:01:40.199 --> 01:01:44.800 them and it's just I think I commented, like you 1351 01:01:44.800 --> 01:01:47.519 should drain all the money out of their accounts and 1352 01:01:47.599 --> 01:01:50.800 dip Like I've never seen such unsympathetic parents in my 1353 01:01:50.840 --> 01:01:54.719 own dad. The dad is particularly that's a monster. Give 1354 01:01:54.760 --> 01:01:55.719 me some mom. 1355 01:01:57.039 --> 01:01:59.519 I don't even know how to really talks about He 1356 01:01:59.599 --> 01:02:02.079 talks of about how people in education. He was like, 1357 01:02:02.079 --> 01:02:04.840 how people education They choose education, right, And he was like, well, 1358 01:02:04.840 --> 01:02:06.599 the Board of Education is there to kind of help 1359 01:02:06.719 --> 01:02:09.760 there be a baseline for what education would be around 1360 01:02:09.760 --> 01:02:11.039 the world country. He's like, well, if yeah, if you 1361 01:02:11.039 --> 01:02:12.559 want a better education, you go to schools. Like what, 1362 01:02:12.639 --> 01:02:13.920 people can't go to school. They don't have the money 1363 01:02:13.920 --> 01:02:15.960 to go to school. He's like, yes, that's their choice. 1364 01:02:15.960 --> 01:02:17.440 They choose not to. He's yeah, because they don't have 1365 01:02:17.440 --> 01:02:19.639 the money to go to better schools. They're too They're 1366 01:02:19.679 --> 01:02:22.280 they're trapped in a situation. And he's like, all to 1367 01:02:22.280 --> 01:02:24.519 take is being working harder and you'll be able to 1368 01:02:24.519 --> 01:02:25.320 figure out your problem. 1369 01:02:25.360 --> 01:02:30.159 You're even you're even conveying it too sympathetically. I'm like, 1370 01:02:30.400 --> 01:02:32.559 that's too reasonably because like I saw one where he 1371 01:02:32.679 --> 01:02:34.599 was like, he was like, so, Dad, do you think 1372 01:02:34.599 --> 01:02:37.599 that if you don't like Trump that you should be 1373 01:02:37.599 --> 01:02:38.840 allowed to be in the country, and he said you 1374 01:02:38.840 --> 01:02:42.360 should you should leave the country or die basically that's 1375 01:02:42.400 --> 01:02:43.800 what he said. And I'm just like, kill these people, 1376 01:02:43.840 --> 01:02:46.800 Like what do you mean, what are you doing? Why 1377 01:02:46.800 --> 01:02:48.400 do you even have a relationship with your parents at 1378 01:02:48.400 --> 01:02:50.199 this point? Yeah, Like I don't even think I could 1379 01:02:50.239 --> 01:02:52.719 do that, I honestly see, because that's so far gone. 1380 01:02:52.800 --> 01:02:54.400 It's like, you're not my parents anymore. You're just like 1381 01:02:54.400 --> 01:02:57.559 a fucking husk of a person, you know. I completely agree. 1382 01:02:57.719 --> 01:03:00.880 I think people the stigma of this stigma of sticking 1383 01:03:00.920 --> 01:03:03.039 with your family no matter what, is stupid. 1384 01:03:03.039 --> 01:03:05.159 It's like an old tradition that should die. 1385 01:03:05.199 --> 01:03:08.079 It's truly psychiatgy, Like the worst people in the world. 1386 01:03:08.119 --> 01:03:10.719 It's like you've seen people, Oh, my uncle is a 1387 01:03:10.760 --> 01:03:13.400 pedo and is killed people, and you still like, I'm 1388 01:03:13.400 --> 01:03:15.639 still gonna fucking like visit my uncle in jail and 1389 01:03:15.679 --> 01:03:18.239 ship or in prison, and it's like, why. 1390 01:03:18.039 --> 01:03:19.599 Would you fuck with that guy at all? 1391 01:03:19.760 --> 01:03:23.760 The pedophile and murderer is so crazy because that's like 1392 01:03:23.800 --> 01:03:25.679 not even as bad guy I'm acting, because that's not 1393 01:03:25.719 --> 01:03:29.679 even like because I think about like Jared Fogel yeah, 1394 01:03:29.840 --> 01:03:31.760 or like Jeffrey Epstein and I don't know, maybe Jeffrey 1395 01:03:31.760 --> 01:03:34.639 Epstein killed people. Actually you probably disappeared to you and 1396 01:03:34.639 --> 01:03:36.039 they're like the whole thing where like people think he's 1397 01:03:36.039 --> 01:03:38.079 like he might have been like massade or something. I 1398 01:03:38.079 --> 01:03:38.800 didn't hear about that. 1399 01:03:38.840 --> 01:03:41.039 Actually, I'm sorry what I didn't hear about that? 1400 01:03:41.079 --> 01:03:44.039 But I wouldn't be surprised. But I don't know anymore. 1401 01:03:44.199 --> 01:03:44.679 I'm interested. 1402 01:03:44.679 --> 01:03:46.360 I actually want to hear those theories. I love shit 1403 01:03:46.480 --> 01:03:48.400 like that. Yeah, but no, I don't. 1404 01:03:48.480 --> 01:03:51.480 Yeah, dude, it's but you see, people they stick with 1405 01:03:51.480 --> 01:03:55.000 their family no matter what, even like oh, the mom 1406 01:03:55.199 --> 01:03:58.039 goes to the prison and visits the serial murderer that's 1407 01:03:58.119 --> 01:04:01.239 killed so many people still love you and you're like, 1408 01:04:01.280 --> 01:04:04.199 what do you look At a certain point, your your 1409 01:04:04.239 --> 01:04:07.519 maternal instinct needs to turn off, like you're a fucking monster. 1410 01:04:07.719 --> 01:04:11.280 Well it's now. It's difficult because like it's it is 1411 01:04:11.320 --> 01:04:14.199 difficult because you know, because you know your child in 1412 01:04:14.239 --> 01:04:16.840 the way other people don't. Right, that's the thing, right 1413 01:04:17.239 --> 01:04:18.119 you have like. 1414 01:04:18.599 --> 01:04:20.880 What the no, no, no, what what that is? What 1415 01:04:20.920 --> 01:04:24.000 that is is that you're only thinking about the good ship? 1416 01:04:24.239 --> 01:04:26.480 Well no, because you know them as a as a person, right, 1417 01:04:26.480 --> 01:04:28.519 you know that, like you know them, that they've done good. 1418 01:04:28.920 --> 01:04:31.360 There's the situations that lead people to the place they are, right, Like, 1419 01:04:31.440 --> 01:04:33.440 I'm not, I'm not someone that writes off people. I 1420 01:04:33.480 --> 01:04:37.119 believe in and rehabilitation. I'm someone that firmly believes to. 1421 01:04:37.039 --> 01:04:40.840 A certain extent. Yes, yes, that's my point, that's my 1422 01:04:41.039 --> 01:04:42.840 entire point. But to a certain extent you kind of 1423 01:04:42.880 --> 01:04:44.199 just got to cut people off because I'm like this, 1424 01:04:44.360 --> 01:04:46.320 but most most people are sorry if you rape a 1425 01:04:46.400 --> 01:04:47.159 kady I. 1426 01:04:47.159 --> 01:04:49.360 That is that is that that's that like that line 1427 01:04:49.360 --> 01:04:50.000 where it's like. 1428 01:04:50.119 --> 01:04:52.400 Now look at my other line. I'm gonna be honest. 1429 01:04:52.599 --> 01:04:55.559 If you think, like just like that guy's parent, the 1430 01:04:55.599 --> 01:04:59.280 guy is so far gone that if you don't a 1431 01:04:59.360 --> 01:05:02.239 fucking poul Titian, if you don't support a politician, you 1432 01:05:02.239 --> 01:05:03.440 should be dead or gone. 1433 01:05:03.960 --> 01:05:06.199 I'm like, I don't need you to be here, dude, exactly. 1434 01:05:06.239 --> 01:05:08.519 That's that's so beyondest. 1435 01:05:08.039 --> 01:05:10.480 I think that I think. I I think at that moment, 1436 01:05:10.519 --> 01:05:12.519 I would just this is myself because I'm like, I'm not. 1437 01:05:13.800 --> 01:05:16.000 I don't have asue with my father. I don't like him. 1438 01:05:16.000 --> 01:05:18.280 I think he's a bad person, right, so I don't have. 1439 01:05:18.199 --> 01:05:21.159 The whole like, clearly calm down, he listens. 1440 01:05:21.320 --> 01:05:27.239 Yeah, he's he's he's Kinkston. He's actually what if he's 1441 01:05:27.320 --> 01:05:31.199 king of Paphastard. He's king of papazard He's been here 1442 01:05:31.199 --> 01:05:34.159 the whole time giving you back pains. 1443 01:05:33.639 --> 01:05:36.360 And uh what was it called the child support? 1444 01:05:36.519 --> 01:05:42.119 Yeah, I guess thanks thanks for giving me thirty three 1445 01:05:42.119 --> 01:05:43.119 percent of kicks his child. 1446 01:05:43.199 --> 01:05:47.599 So, mister Jamison James, that's right, he's Jackson. He's a 1447 01:05:47.920 --> 01:05:50.440 mister Jackson. Thank you, miss Jackson. 1448 01:05:51.719 --> 01:05:52.679 You are so real. 1449 01:05:53.159 --> 01:05:57.320 Why did you laugh for a frame? Have you seen 1450 01:05:57.360 --> 01:05:59.400 those means where it's like it's like the stick figure 1451 01:05:59.440 --> 01:06:01.440 crying and he's like me quiet. 1452 01:06:01.360 --> 01:06:04.119 Like I want to know what that is? 1453 01:06:04.159 --> 01:06:07.320 Instantly image was like, how is that? It says how 1454 01:06:07.360 --> 01:06:10.840 our moms want us to act when they stopped crying. 1455 01:06:11.280 --> 01:06:15.159 If I find a lot and I find myself laughing, 1456 01:06:15.159 --> 01:06:17.880 I've been doing this. Uh it literally just makes me laugh. 1457 01:06:17.960 --> 01:06:21.039 It's not funny to anybody else, but like if if 1458 01:06:21.079 --> 01:06:23.679 people are seeing me laughing, I'll try to shut myself 1459 01:06:23.679 --> 01:06:24.880 off entirely mid laugh. 1460 01:06:25.000 --> 01:06:28.920 That is psychle ship. That's just crazy ship for the 1461 01:06:28.920 --> 01:06:29.400 hell of it. 1462 01:06:29.360 --> 01:06:31.880 Because it just makes me, you're just round slowly too, 1463 01:06:31.960 --> 01:06:33.639 like remember then your eyes go You have to make 1464 01:06:33.639 --> 01:06:35.800 sure your eyes go limp. Also, you gotta be like 1465 01:06:40.079 --> 01:06:42.119 and to watch people notice because you can see what 1466 01:06:42.159 --> 01:06:44.519 people notice, but like they're not sure what, like what 1467 01:06:44.679 --> 01:06:47.039 to say or like if they should say anything. I 1468 01:06:47.079 --> 01:06:50.400 spent you called the coffee out on it. But we're 1469 01:06:50.440 --> 01:06:54.079 at uh, we're at bens. Hear that one, bens. Yeah. 1470 01:06:54.320 --> 01:06:56.840 I what I did for a whole day at Starbucks 1471 01:06:56.920 --> 01:07:00.199 is I tried not to laugh once a whole. 1472 01:07:00.199 --> 01:07:03.360 A great idea, minimize your joy. 1473 01:07:02.960 --> 01:07:06.400 And I was just crying because I was just holding 1474 01:07:06.400 --> 01:07:08.400 in so much laughter. I was just crying and I 1475 01:07:08.440 --> 01:07:10.480 was just like, this is insane. I feel like I'm 1476 01:07:10.639 --> 01:07:14.559 I feel like I'm becoming a looney tune. What was 1477 01:07:14.559 --> 01:07:16.760 the ex why? What was I didn't want to laugh 1478 01:07:16.760 --> 01:07:19.039 all because my laugh is pretty disruptive. Some people have said, 1479 01:07:19.559 --> 01:07:22.519 so some upset you do have multiple laughs. That was 1480 01:07:22.519 --> 01:07:23.280 probably the issue. 1481 01:07:23.639 --> 01:07:29.719 Interesting but yeah, yuck. It's like a radio DJ. 1482 01:07:30.039 --> 01:07:32.280 That was one of them, and then next one, guess 1483 01:07:32.280 --> 01:07:38.599 who's back with another crazy DJ? Kingston I'm fitting to 1484 01:07:38.719 --> 01:07:45.840 kill myself. Oh my god, I didn't it just. 1485 01:07:45.800 --> 01:07:50.199 Talk about just like sound bite. 1486 01:07:52.440 --> 01:07:54.159 That weird fucking noise and ship. 1487 01:07:54.199 --> 01:07:57.159 Yeah, it's it's just like what you know there sheets 1488 01:07:57.199 --> 01:07:59.199 of metal and that you can like wiggle. 1489 01:08:00.159 --> 01:08:02.960 I remember killed this happened, and no one, I think 1490 01:08:02.960 --> 01:08:05.239 he said, talk about it. He was really funny. John 1491 01:08:05.280 --> 01:08:07.239 Cena had his fucking heel turn right. 1492 01:08:07.599 --> 01:08:08.480 Yeah, we talked about that. 1493 01:08:08.719 --> 01:08:11.280 We talked about it. But him pointing out that little 1494 01:08:11.360 --> 01:08:14.360 kid made my day. It was the meanest thing he's 1495 01:08:14.360 --> 01:08:16.399 ever done. He's liked you guys have been part of 1496 01:08:16.439 --> 01:08:19.359 a joke for fifteen years. I don't care any of 1497 01:08:19.439 --> 01:08:23.079 you idiots think even you kid. And it's this little 1498 01:08:23.159 --> 01:08:27.000 kid dressed as him. That's like, oh, scene's really cool. 1499 01:08:27.359 --> 01:08:29.920 He's like, you're a dumb and it's like this is 1500 01:08:30.359 --> 01:08:33.079 that's not magic. He said this was being mean to 1501 01:08:33.119 --> 01:08:34.000 him though, No, he. 1502 01:08:34.000 --> 01:08:35.960 Said like he was gone off on some speech and 1503 01:08:35.960 --> 01:08:38.520 then the kids. Cara cuts to the kid and he says, 1504 01:08:38.600 --> 01:08:42.039 I love you, and he says something like you are 1505 01:08:42.079 --> 01:08:45.520 all a toxic relationship or something. Yeah, I can't remember 1506 01:08:45.520 --> 01:08:48.640 what he said exactly. Kid and even that kid doesn't 1507 01:08:48.680 --> 01:08:51.039 matter or whatever, which is is pretty funny. 1508 01:08:51.039 --> 01:08:52.600 And I was like, yeah, son. 1509 01:08:53.800 --> 01:08:55.960 Him, that would have been legend. 1510 01:08:56.119 --> 01:08:57.800 I want to be like a parrot and have the 1511 01:08:57.920 --> 01:08:59.720 kid being on it, and it's been like, hey, dude, 1512 01:08:59.760 --> 01:09:02.239 just like you know, my kid just just he'll go 1513 01:09:02.319 --> 01:09:03.119 with it, like you know, but. 1514 01:09:03.159 --> 01:09:06.000 Actually hit him, Slap the funk out of my kid, 1515 01:09:06.920 --> 01:09:08.159 my kid up there and throw them off. 1516 01:09:09.000 --> 01:09:10.960 If I was a kid and and the wrestler wanted 1517 01:09:10.920 --> 01:09:12.640 to like be apart, I would totally let like the 1518 01:09:12.720 --> 01:09:15.239 rock slap me or like, dude, totally I would have. 1519 01:09:15.960 --> 01:09:17.880 I would let hb K kick my son in the face, 1520 01:09:17.960 --> 01:09:21.079 for sure, he'd sweetshe him kick my kid in the face. 1521 01:09:21.119 --> 01:09:22.560 Like actually, actually. 1522 01:09:25.920 --> 01:09:29.479 The pasted out kid in I mean, that's that's. 1523 01:09:29.319 --> 01:09:31.479 Fucking that's They just wrestle. 1524 01:09:31.600 --> 01:09:32.880 They just wrestle around him. 1525 01:09:33.319 --> 01:09:36.079 They step on him sometimes, but he's out so cold 1526 01:09:36.119 --> 01:09:36.760 he doesn't feel it. 1527 01:09:36.760 --> 01:09:39.720 It's like Chris, they step on his shin and like 1528 01:09:40.159 --> 01:09:41.359 bends like the other way, Chris. 1529 01:09:41.399 --> 01:09:45.000 There is this, uh some old wrestlers, these ladies, they 1530 01:09:45.000 --> 01:09:47.159 were like pioneers. One of them was named May Young, 1531 01:09:47.760 --> 01:09:50.960 and May Young was insane because she would take the 1532 01:09:51.359 --> 01:09:54.199 craziest bumps and she was like fucking like eighty years. 1533 01:09:53.960 --> 01:09:57.079 Old, Like I want an eighty year old wrestler. 1534 01:09:56.920 --> 01:09:59.199 Like, so she was like, yeah, she's fucking like ancient, 1535 01:09:59.680 --> 01:10:01.920 and she she was taking like these spots that they 1536 01:10:01.920 --> 01:10:02.319 would do. 1537 01:10:02.520 --> 01:10:05.640 I gotta show you one that like you I still 1538 01:10:05.640 --> 01:10:08.199 to this day because it's like still a little dangerous 1539 01:10:08.199 --> 01:10:10.359 for like a regular performing to do, like they could 1540 01:10:10.560 --> 01:10:13.760 get it hurt. This chick's ancient and she's taking these 1541 01:10:14.119 --> 01:10:16.960 crazy bumps that like would I think would shatter her. 1542 01:10:17.199 --> 01:10:19.000 It made no sense. Is she one of those monk 1543 01:10:19.039 --> 01:10:21.359 ones that they spent their whole lives abusing themselves. So 1544 01:10:21.680 --> 01:10:23.800 maybe like by the time they on the regular world, 1545 01:10:23.840 --> 01:10:26.119 like a car crashes like whatever. I think what happened 1546 01:10:26.119 --> 01:10:28.199 since she was probably born in like the twenties or 1547 01:10:28.199 --> 01:10:30.840 something or whatever the fuck that she has already been 1548 01:10:30.920 --> 01:10:34.039 slapped a bunch, you know, dinner's cold all the ship 1549 01:10:34.079 --> 01:10:37.239 and then hardened. Yeah, something happened to her. 1550 01:10:37.319 --> 01:10:39.439 She just had I think all of her nerve endings 1551 01:10:39.439 --> 01:10:42.520 were just burned off and then she just locks in. 1552 01:10:43.279 --> 01:10:47.039 She stood on the coast of Oregon in nineteen forty 1553 01:10:47.079 --> 01:10:51.680 five and just let just let the radioactive kind of 1554 01:10:51.720 --> 01:10:55.199 wing radiation and the radiation glide over from Japan. 1555 01:10:56.000 --> 01:10:59.159 It's happened her that happened. Really, this is literally. 1556 01:10:59.000 --> 01:11:00.720 That's that's why there's like there was like a bunch 1557 01:11:00.760 --> 01:11:03.840 of like radioactive like fish that washed up on Oregon 1558 01:11:04.039 --> 01:11:05.079 in like west the West coast. 1559 01:11:05.079 --> 01:11:08.319 After yeah, apart, we're just falling apart pretty much. 1560 01:11:08.399 --> 01:11:10.279 I mean, it wasn't like they weren't like the nukes 1561 01:11:10.279 --> 01:11:12.840 of like modern like they're not gonna it's not like fallout, 1562 01:11:13.279 --> 01:11:15.720 you know. It's not like sure Noble or something where 1563 01:11:15.720 --> 01:11:18.119 it's just radioactivity pump pulsing forever. 1564 01:11:19.199 --> 01:11:21.600 I love the idea of this because it starts off 1565 01:11:21.640 --> 01:11:25.119 with she's in a a neck brace and a wheelchair. 1566 01:11:26.079 --> 01:11:29.119 So this video is called what so this is? This 1567 01:11:29.199 --> 01:11:33.000 is Bubby Ray Dudley power bombs May on the stage 1568 01:11:33.159 --> 01:11:35.560 and this is in Raw two thousand. But like she's 1569 01:11:36.159 --> 01:11:40.479 they just took her out of a fucking she's eighty 1570 01:11:40.720 --> 01:11:41.279 something like that. 1571 01:11:41.319 --> 01:11:44.439 She's eighty years old or like fucking old. What the 1572 01:11:44.520 --> 01:11:52.039 fuck is that? That looks like Tim Robinson a fucking sketch. 1573 01:11:52.840 --> 01:11:56.760 So like, well, imagine look how she's so old. 1574 01:11:57.880 --> 01:12:04.000 It's a wild fucking that is crazy. Actually she's been 1575 01:12:04.000 --> 01:12:06.560 put through tables, dude, they've beat the fun. 1576 01:12:08.439 --> 01:12:14.159 She passed up there but I would imagine. 1577 01:12:13.760 --> 01:12:15.319 But yeah, she is. She was nuts, man. She would 1578 01:12:15.359 --> 01:12:17.680 take so many bumps like that. She's been crashed the 1579 01:12:17.760 --> 01:12:21.439 tables multiple times like that, and uh trooper, but like 1580 01:12:21.640 --> 01:12:24.479 to me that I don't get it being old. But 1581 01:12:24.520 --> 01:12:26.720 as a kid, of course you felt instructible. I would 1582 01:12:26.760 --> 01:12:30.359 have loved to have been decimated by it, because it's. 1583 01:12:30.279 --> 01:12:32.039 Like the ultimate honor, right you. 1584 01:12:32.079 --> 01:12:34.119 So everybody wants to get take a stone cold stunner, 1585 01:12:34.239 --> 01:12:36.680 like you want to be stunned by the stone hold. 1586 01:12:37.239 --> 01:12:39.319 Tyson was like, Hey, what's going on? Deck? That's going on? 1587 01:12:39.439 --> 01:12:41.680 I'm a really big fan enjoying your music. I like 1588 01:12:41.760 --> 01:12:42.960 you your metal coves. 1589 01:12:43.319 --> 01:12:44.600 Thank you, thank you so much. 1590 01:12:44.600 --> 01:12:47.359 Would I possibly be able to punch Jojo one time 1591 01:12:47.560 --> 01:12:50.960 in the I can. I'll reimburse you, of course for 1592 01:12:51.039 --> 01:12:54.600 the topic with you. I've remembersed the hospital anything by 1593 01:12:54.600 --> 01:12:56.359 any one hit. I just really want to punch that 1594 01:12:56.359 --> 01:13:03.960 white woman. I love him absolutely, but go ahead, go ahead, please, 1595 01:13:04.319 --> 01:13:07.640 that's crazy because absolutely so. This is modern day Mike Tyson. Right, No, no, 1596 01:13:07.760 --> 01:13:09.159 this is me at my prime when I was warded 1597 01:13:09.560 --> 01:13:12.199 in the eighties lighties, not his early nineties. Me when 1598 01:13:12.199 --> 01:13:13.880 I was on my fucking tid when I was punting. 1599 01:13:14.239 --> 01:13:16.399 I think it was more in late eighties he was 1600 01:13:16.399 --> 01:13:17.319 a little bit more dangerous. 1601 01:13:17.359 --> 01:13:18.479 I think I think he had his he had his 1602 01:13:18.479 --> 01:13:20.039 all Star run in the early nineties though, But yeah, 1603 01:13:20.079 --> 01:13:21.640 you're right, he is. He was a bestad. No, I 1604 01:13:21.720 --> 01:13:24.359 think you're Mismemory wasn't. He wasn't in his twenties and 1605 01:13:24.439 --> 01:13:26.000 ninety one when he got his first championship. 1606 01:13:26.600 --> 01:13:30.479 I think the early nineties was actually when he was 1607 01:13:30.479 --> 01:13:31.560 was he interested It was. 1608 01:13:31.560 --> 01:13:33.520 Already starting to taper off a little bit, but I 1609 01:13:33.520 --> 01:13:34.239 would say he was. 1610 01:13:34.279 --> 01:13:34.600 He was. 1611 01:13:34.960 --> 01:13:38.159 He was the most feared in the in the eighties, 1612 01:13:38.159 --> 01:13:41.399 where he was just literally knocking out everybody inside point 1613 01:13:40.600 --> 01:13:43.439 the matter, there was a lot of Mike Tyson prime 1614 01:13:43.479 --> 01:13:45.880 Mike Tyson at my peak, at my peak power. Did 1615 01:13:45.880 --> 01:13:49.600 you glet me mono your wife? That's fucking like absolutely insane, 1616 01:13:49.600 --> 01:13:51.520 Like that's brain damage. What do you mean he's not 1617 01:13:51.520 --> 01:13:53.640 gonna be brain You hading the jaw real quick, you 1618 01:13:53.640 --> 01:13:56.760 go fall down. This is all of the wake up. 1619 01:13:56.760 --> 01:13:57.199 Probably not. 1620 01:13:57.359 --> 01:13:59.279 So here's the thing I hear, this is what I 1621 01:13:59.279 --> 01:14:03.720 think I would. So, so here's the thing. If I 1622 01:14:03.760 --> 01:14:05.880 want to you see, I don't see. So actually I 1623 01:14:05.880 --> 01:14:08.039 think this is actually look, I'm gonna let you do it, Mike. 1624 01:14:08.359 --> 01:14:10.640 I'm let you do it for one reason, because I've 1625 01:14:10.640 --> 01:14:13.560 seen the future and I feel like if you knock 1626 01:14:13.640 --> 01:14:16.399 her out and kill her, you'll go to prison for 1627 01:14:16.439 --> 01:14:17.840 that instead of for raping a woman. 1628 01:14:18.960 --> 01:14:21.399 That's possibly idea, and. 1629 01:14:21.319 --> 01:14:24.800 Then I can save you from sexual assault. And and 1630 01:14:24.960 --> 01:14:27.239 people won't have I mean, I know most people don't care. 1631 01:14:27.279 --> 01:14:30.880 It's kind of insane how they just completely wash over it. 1632 01:14:30.960 --> 01:14:33.560 And the same thing with the what's his face? The 1633 01:14:33.560 --> 01:14:35.319 guy who helicoptered himself into a mountain? 1634 01:14:36.600 --> 01:14:41.920 Oh, Kobe, did he have a actually no, no drug? 1635 01:14:42.359 --> 01:14:44.119 He went he went to sleep with a woman who 1636 01:14:44.600 --> 01:14:46.720 agreed to sleep with him, and then afterwards it was 1637 01:14:46.760 --> 01:14:47.399 cheated as wife. 1638 01:14:47.479 --> 01:14:49.079 Did you see this fucking dean with his ship? 1639 01:14:49.119 --> 01:14:51.439 Do you not see? You know that the Kobe situation, 1640 01:14:51.560 --> 01:14:53.239 I don't. I didn't know well, I know the situation. 1641 01:14:53.319 --> 01:14:55.279 I didn't know that there was any proof that she 1642 01:14:55.439 --> 01:15:00.000 definitively lied. I thought I thought it was directly be wrong, 1643 01:15:01.680 --> 01:15:02.359 but like to. 1644 01:15:02.279 --> 01:15:02.800 Me, it was sut. 1645 01:15:03.720 --> 01:15:06.840 It's pretty it doesn't yeah to me, it's pretty fucking 1646 01:15:06.880 --> 01:15:09.600 obvious that that chick was trying to get a fucking 1647 01:15:09.640 --> 01:15:11.920 payday and he was just fucking a woman. 1648 01:15:11.960 --> 01:15:12.399 Yeah. 1649 01:15:12.439 --> 01:15:15.520 The NBA players, they're fucking women left and right, and 1650 01:15:15.560 --> 01:15:16.680 one of them was smart enough to. 1651 01:15:16.640 --> 01:15:17.239 Get a bag. 1652 01:15:18.000 --> 01:15:18.760 Yeah. 1653 01:15:18.920 --> 01:15:20.760 I mean, it's just it's just like, oh, he just 1654 01:15:21.119 --> 01:15:23.680 because usually in situations like that, then a bunch of 1655 01:15:23.680 --> 01:15:25.680 women come forward that are like, yeah, this guy raped 1656 01:15:25.720 --> 01:15:28.680 up all of us. This was just this one girl 1657 01:15:28.680 --> 01:15:30.159 that I feel like was smart enough to be like, 1658 01:15:30.279 --> 01:15:31.680 I want a massive bag. 1659 01:15:32.800 --> 01:15:35.039 I mean it might not have been a serial rapist, 1660 01:15:35.479 --> 01:15:36.239 you know what I mean. 1661 01:15:36.159 --> 01:15:38.520 Maybe not so, but if you're it's kind of weird 1662 01:15:38.560 --> 01:15:41.159 to be, Oh, every girl pretty much I come in 1663 01:15:41.199 --> 01:15:43.239 contact wants to fuck me, and I'm just gonna happen 1664 01:15:43.239 --> 01:15:44.079 to rape this one girl. 1665 01:15:44.920 --> 01:15:46.680 It's a little weird. It's using how rapists are. 1666 01:15:46.960 --> 01:15:49.000 I think, unless I don't know, you know something that 1667 01:15:49.039 --> 01:15:49.920 I don't know. 1668 01:15:50.680 --> 01:15:52.560 For me, I just don't give a about defending it. 1669 01:15:52.560 --> 01:15:53.439 It's not who could be. 1670 01:15:53.800 --> 01:15:55.680 It's not even defending I'm just thinking of it logically 1671 01:15:55.960 --> 01:15:58.199 where I'm like, you're an NBA star, very good looking 1672 01:15:58.239 --> 01:16:00.359 guy with all this money and all these groupy around 1673 01:16:00.399 --> 01:16:02.399 the fun the ship of you all the time, and 1674 01:16:02.439 --> 01:16:04.479 then it's like I'm gonna rape this one It just 1675 01:16:04.560 --> 01:16:08.359 sounds stupid versus like you know, like like like a model. 1676 01:16:08.479 --> 01:16:10.800 Raps aren't particularly smart rape. 1677 01:16:10.560 --> 01:16:12.560 But they're usually not just like I'm gonna rape this 1678 01:16:12.560 --> 01:16:13.600 this one time and then that's it. 1679 01:16:14.079 --> 01:16:16.880 That's usually. God was like, he's a rapist, crash him 1680 01:16:16.920 --> 01:16:24.279 in helicopter? Why are our president? What is going on 1681 01:16:24.319 --> 01:16:30.720 with that? He's literally in adjudicated rapist. Buy a jury, 1682 01:16:30.840 --> 01:16:32.199 or like, yeah, this dude raped. 1683 01:16:34.960 --> 01:16:38.000 Is the fucking president. It was the fact that God 1684 01:16:38.079 --> 01:16:40.079 is doing a bad job, which killed me. 1685 01:16:40.239 --> 01:16:43.119 Was like the why would wait, hold on, why would 1686 01:16:43.119 --> 01:16:44.960 a rich person would rape somebody? If if he's got 1687 01:16:45.000 --> 01:16:48.239 all these group he is going around and Donald Trump 1688 01:16:48.399 --> 01:16:51.520 is disgusting human being. Yeah, but people like to people 1689 01:16:51.560 --> 01:16:52.079 who are rich. 1690 01:16:53.119 --> 01:16:56.239 People like to there's a difference. People like to siphon 1691 01:16:56.279 --> 01:16:58.479 money off of people who are rich. People want to 1692 01:16:58.520 --> 01:17:05.560 fuck looking athletes that are extremely charismatic. It's a different 1693 01:17:05.600 --> 01:17:08.600 It's like people aren't lining were lining up to fuck 1694 01:17:08.680 --> 01:17:11.279 Hugh Hefner because he looked great. It was he has 1695 01:17:11.279 --> 01:17:13.439 a shipload of money, so I'm gonna siphon his money off. 1696 01:17:15.439 --> 01:17:16.239 I want to marry. 1697 01:17:18.039 --> 01:17:21.880 Maybe. Yeah, I guess I just think he was so agent. 1698 01:17:21.880 --> 01:17:24.840 It's probably kind of disgusting, fucking a really ancient man. 1699 01:17:25.439 --> 01:17:28.479 And it's not like it's like I imagine, like Laura 1700 01:17:28.560 --> 01:17:32.520 Lumer clearly was blowing Trump probably threw up afterwards, but. 1701 01:17:32.560 --> 01:17:38.279 She was sat as disgusting. She well, she just. 1702 01:17:38.199 --> 01:17:39.640 Looks more like a purge. I think she's like a 1703 01:17:39.680 --> 01:17:40.560 normal person before. 1704 01:17:40.800 --> 01:17:42.720 She looks like she doesn't know. 1705 01:17:45.319 --> 01:17:47.079 I don't know. I have no references. 1706 01:17:47.399 --> 01:17:50.840 Swollen purge mask. That's allergic to purge masks. 1707 01:17:52.520 --> 01:17:54.640 She put the purge mask on and her faces is 1708 01:17:54.680 --> 01:18:02.720 getting swollen. That's fantastic. That is a fantastic description, sir. 1709 01:18:04.000 --> 01:18:05.359 Yeah, yeah, but look a look at man. 1710 01:18:05.479 --> 01:18:09.039 Obviously we don't know, so there don't get here. Actually, 1711 01:18:09.039 --> 01:18:10.359 so thank you there for allowing me hit Joe. 1712 01:18:10.520 --> 01:18:12.359 All right, that's how we got here. And trying to 1713 01:18:12.399 --> 01:18:13.239 hit your wife thinks. 1714 01:18:13.600 --> 01:18:15.680 Think so musle muscle. 1715 01:18:16.560 --> 01:18:19.600 So I'm a bringer of the room. 1716 01:18:19.880 --> 01:18:22.920 You see, you guys are full five right, you see 1717 01:18:22.960 --> 01:18:26.159 like a spark his fist. You guys played five, right, 1718 01:18:26.199 --> 01:18:29.920 RESU five andies. You guys played mercenaries five right? 1719 01:18:30.600 --> 01:18:32.039 Well yeah, but you know when. 1720 01:18:32.000 --> 01:18:34.159 Chrystal coxs back, but the hate maker. He looked at 1721 01:18:34.159 --> 01:18:36.720 the scream. It's not just mercenaries, that's just a move 1722 01:18:36.760 --> 01:18:39.239 that he does. Well, yeah, but I only really get 1723 01:18:39.239 --> 01:18:40.880 it Mercenaries a certain kind of shot you have to 1724 01:18:40.960 --> 01:18:42.680 land to do it. I never really got it in game, 1725 01:18:43.159 --> 01:18:46.319 only really sought in mercenaries where he like cocks. 1726 01:18:47.199 --> 01:18:49.359 He's really bad at Resident Evil five. He plays with 1727 01:18:49.399 --> 01:18:50.199 a d d R pad. 1728 01:18:51.680 --> 01:18:54.479 Great. I don't know why I'm good at those games. 1729 01:18:54.479 --> 01:18:55.880 He plays in The d d R pad is like 1730 01:18:55.920 --> 01:18:58.239 the joystick and then a guitar Hero controller. 1731 01:18:57.920 --> 01:19:00.960 And I beat the game every time, and I'm the game. 1732 01:19:02.119 --> 01:19:03.680 Well it took you ten years of be that one, 1733 01:19:03.720 --> 01:19:06.439 but I beat it. But can you do it in 1734 01:19:06.479 --> 01:19:08.479 ten years? Yeah? For sure. 1735 01:19:09.439 --> 01:19:11.640 Right now I just actually playing do it. 1736 01:19:11.640 --> 01:19:13.720 I just to play Guitar here on the controller because 1737 01:19:13.720 --> 01:19:15.960 they didn't have a guitar. Yeah I didn't. 1738 01:19:15.960 --> 01:19:16.479 I did. 1739 01:19:16.680 --> 01:19:19.279 It's funny that I didn't game a couple of the guitar. Yes, 1740 01:19:19.520 --> 01:19:21.960 well it was first. No, it doesn't. It totally does 1741 01:19:22.159 --> 01:19:25.479 at first, but so then everybody had controllers. Yeah, on 1742 01:19:25.560 --> 01:19:27.319 PS two I had it. But then there was the 1743 01:19:27.359 --> 01:19:30.079 demo for Guitar Here with three on PS on Xbox 1744 01:19:30.079 --> 01:19:32.279 three sixty that you could just download. But I didn't 1745 01:19:32.279 --> 01:19:34.800 have a three sixty guitar, So like I played, I 1746 01:19:34.840 --> 01:19:36.640 just I downloaded and I was like, I wonder if 1747 01:19:36.640 --> 01:19:37.920 I'll be able to play this then you could. I 1748 01:19:37.920 --> 01:19:40.760 think it was like the bumpers and then a so 1749 01:19:40.840 --> 01:19:42.680 like it was like, oh interesting, down to bread it 1750 01:19:42.680 --> 01:19:45.520 would be like hey, and it was weird, but it 1751 01:19:45.600 --> 01:19:47.680 was like that is it's kind of fun. Yeah, I 1752 01:19:47.680 --> 01:19:49.039 could see how this will be fun. You know, it 1753 01:19:49.079 --> 01:19:52.840 just becomes like a standard rhythm game but interesting. But yeah, 1754 01:19:52.920 --> 01:19:56.079 did you guys see this Dean Withers stuff? No, what 1755 01:19:56.119 --> 01:19:58.159 the hell will happened? I'll only mentioned it briefly because 1756 01:19:58.159 --> 01:19:59.880 it's I don't really know that much about it. I 1757 01:19:59.920 --> 01:20:02.920 just know like the service level information. No, no, no, 1758 01:20:02.960 --> 01:20:05.640 So like Dean with this is just like this this 1759 01:20:05.720 --> 01:20:09.359 twink looking leftist guy. He's he's on a lot of podcasts. 1760 01:20:09.399 --> 01:20:11.439 He does a lot of debate. Bro right, he's a 1761 01:20:11.479 --> 01:20:14.359 bit of a debate bro's he's a debate twink. Yeah 1762 01:20:14.439 --> 01:20:17.560 yeah yah, But so I guess he was like friends 1763 01:20:17.560 --> 01:20:21.680 with like Harry Sison or like these oldest people like 1764 01:20:22.000 --> 01:20:24.520 I don't know these other, these other similar types of people. 1765 01:20:24.600 --> 01:20:27.960 They're like in adjacent, they're in the same yeah, yeah, yeah, 1766 01:20:28.000 --> 01:20:31.359 and uh it came out that they're those other guys 1767 01:20:31.359 --> 01:20:35.520 are just kind of fuck boys. I guess, so exactly. No, 1768 01:20:35.600 --> 01:20:36.720 But then he goes like, I need to make it 1769 01:20:36.720 --> 01:20:38.359 clear I'm not friends with these people. So he distanced 1770 01:20:38.399 --> 01:20:40.439 himself from these people just because, just because, just because 1771 01:20:40.439 --> 01:20:41.840 they were just like flirting with a bunch of people 1772 01:20:42.159 --> 01:20:46.279 like not even like anything, like nothing of any concept. 1773 01:20:46.359 --> 01:20:47.880 I'm not even fucking exaggerating. 1774 01:20:47.920 --> 01:20:48.520 What's happening. 1775 01:20:49.319 --> 01:20:51.680 What's happening, I don't know. It's just the latest I 1776 01:20:51.720 --> 01:20:52.920 hate these people, I guess. 1777 01:20:52.920 --> 01:20:55.520 I guess being I guess being a liberal person, a 1778 01:20:55.600 --> 01:20:59.079 very liberal leftist person, kind of makes you not be 1779 01:20:59.319 --> 01:21:01.039 aligned with someone that's a woman. 1780 01:21:01.640 --> 01:21:04.479 Yeah, that's only for only women can be that way. 1781 01:21:04.840 --> 01:21:06.960 What the fuck is this ship? That's not stupid? Thought 1782 01:21:07.039 --> 01:21:08.840 it is though, because they would never cut out. They 1783 01:21:08.880 --> 01:21:11.159 would never do that to some female content creator who 1784 01:21:11.199 --> 01:21:13.520 was like, yeah, I'm texting I'm sexy multiple guys under 1785 01:21:13.520 --> 01:21:16.000 no fucking circumstance. Would that be like a moral line 1786 01:21:16.000 --> 01:21:18.159 for you to drink at all? I thought we were 1787 01:21:18.359 --> 01:21:20.640 done with that right, that's what I thought. I was like, Oh, 1788 01:21:20.680 --> 01:21:25.039 you're such a disappointment. You know, man, remember this Solas. 1789 01:21:25.199 --> 01:21:29.119 There was something that resurfaced and I buried it. Corey Kinchin, 1790 01:21:30.359 --> 01:21:32.439 this is hearing that name. Its just so stupid. 1791 01:21:32.560 --> 01:21:35.119 He's he's like a he's a huge, huge, tens of millions. 1792 01:21:35.640 --> 01:21:38.159 I've never heard of this guy. An anime black dude, 1793 01:21:38.199 --> 01:21:39.479 he's one of He's he's. 1794 01:21:39.359 --> 01:21:42.640 Up your era of starting YouTube. He's like that era. 1795 01:21:43.199 --> 01:21:45.239 I started in that fucking eight Chris. 1796 01:21:45.279 --> 01:21:45.640 He's that. 1797 01:21:45.880 --> 01:21:46.359 Let's just say. 1798 01:21:46.439 --> 01:21:49.199 Let's just say he's another one that animes. He's anime 1799 01:21:49.239 --> 01:21:51.000 black dude. Just you know, there's like a that's like 1800 01:21:51.039 --> 01:21:52.439 a genre. 1801 01:21:52.039 --> 01:21:55.119 There's one guy that crashed out hard, Heavenly Controller. 1802 01:21:55.680 --> 01:21:58.039 He crashed out hard, but what happened, well. 1803 01:21:57.920 --> 01:22:00.640 He just it's a whole tale story short. 1804 01:22:01.000 --> 01:22:05.159 He's like, it's a chatty he's an extreme like narcissist, 1805 01:22:05.159 --> 01:22:07.319 which I didn't because I started watching him years ago. 1806 01:22:07.680 --> 01:22:11.960 He's cool, but he was another anime Negro and wait. 1807 01:22:12.239 --> 01:22:14.359 Don't don't don't do the dumb He got into some 1808 01:22:14.399 --> 01:22:16.439 allegations and a Negro and a. 1809 01:22:17.920 --> 01:22:22.680 And the Negro and works and anim gro works we're done. 1810 01:22:22.680 --> 01:22:25.159 We're done. Niga mays Niga May. 1811 01:22:27.159 --> 01:22:29.920 Not bad. That's not bad. It's not bad. It doesn't 1812 01:22:29.960 --> 01:22:32.279 really apply to him so much as it so much 1813 01:22:32.279 --> 01:22:33.159 as it would apply. 1814 01:22:32.960 --> 01:22:33.760 It like a genre. 1815 01:22:34.079 --> 01:22:38.720 It's more of a genre of television. Okay, okay, so 1816 01:22:38.880 --> 01:22:40.840 dragon Ball so so. 1817 01:22:42.680 --> 01:22:47.079 Samurai shampoo right sham oh yeah, Afro Samurai is nigga 1818 01:22:47.119 --> 01:22:48.920 may but dragon Ball is definitely a Niga may too. 1819 01:22:49.000 --> 01:22:51.359 It has niga may elements. Really not, it's more of 1820 01:22:51.479 --> 01:22:52.760 like a it's a niga ma. 1821 01:22:52.920 --> 01:22:55.439 It's it's just a it's just. 1822 01:22:58.520 --> 01:22:59.960 Maybe not every episode, and. 1823 01:23:01.720 --> 01:23:05.600 And and being being a negros Wait wait would you 1824 01:23:05.680 --> 01:23:08.920 call it being a mas remember whatever? 1825 01:23:10.560 --> 01:23:12.760 So whatever, having the control. 1826 01:23:12.560 --> 01:23:13.319 Goun is some weird. 1827 01:23:15.479 --> 01:23:16.479 He's blinking a lot. 1828 01:23:16.560 --> 01:23:18.600 Well, let him go. We we'll shut up for like 1829 01:23:18.840 --> 01:23:27.560 a while. Heavenly negro controller haven't scanners. 1830 01:23:31.359 --> 01:23:34.239 No, No, it wasn't about heaving the controller. I was 1831 01:23:34.239 --> 01:23:35.600 just saying that he crashed out. But I was talking 1832 01:23:35.600 --> 01:23:40.079 about Corey Kinchin he all he all Corey did it 1833 01:23:40.199 --> 01:23:42.680 was it was like live streamed or something. He was 1834 01:23:42.800 --> 01:23:46.039 just gidding his hair dead, That's it. And then the 1835 01:23:46.119 --> 01:23:50.800 fucking the stylus as she was walking away for two seconds, 1836 01:23:50.880 --> 01:23:54.520 he caught a glance of her ass, and people were 1837 01:23:54.560 --> 01:23:55.359 trying to funk. 1838 01:23:55.239 --> 01:23:56.960 With him because of that. Wait, what do you like? 1839 01:23:57.479 --> 01:23:59.319 Was he streaming it? Streaming? It was like it was 1840 01:23:59.359 --> 01:24:02.640 like a VID whatever. Oh come, look that's literally that's 1841 01:24:04.279 --> 01:24:06.960 he caught a glimpse if if there's an ass in 1842 01:24:07.000 --> 01:24:09.000 the vicinity, I'm going to look at. Of course, this 1843 01:24:09.079 --> 01:24:10.079 doesn't mean anything. 1844 01:24:09.960 --> 01:24:12.319 Respectfully, in which he absolutely did. You give a little 1845 01:24:12.359 --> 01:24:16.840 quick spec for glands that actually is like they wear 1846 01:24:17.000 --> 01:24:19.520 tight jeans for a fucking reason. Look, look, I'm not 1847 01:24:19.560 --> 01:24:21.760 gonna go into the she dressed like that's what she 1848 01:24:21.880 --> 01:24:25.079 wants the type ship. Well, but but you want so 1849 01:24:25.319 --> 01:24:28.760 what they what they dress like it for? No whatever 1850 01:24:29.000 --> 01:24:31.680 whatever they be honest, whatever they dress like it for 1851 01:24:31.880 --> 01:24:34.800 whatever it is. God, he took a glance that is 1852 01:24:35.000 --> 01:24:38.359 not in I don't want to don't even don't even 1853 01:24:38.760 --> 01:24:39.399 don't do that. 1854 01:24:39.960 --> 01:24:43.159 I don't people dress away they want because they want 1855 01:24:43.319 --> 01:24:46.319 something from it. I wear this because it's stupid or something. 1856 01:24:46.359 --> 01:24:47.760 That's why I was gonna wear a music video We're 1857 01:24:47.760 --> 01:24:49.319 a nice by shirt because it's stupid. You wear a 1858 01:24:49.359 --> 01:24:51.119 band shirt because you want to track other people that 1859 01:24:51.199 --> 01:24:53.039 are in the band stuff and compliment you. If you 1860 01:24:53.039 --> 01:24:54.720 want to wear your tits out is because you want 1861 01:24:54.720 --> 01:24:56.199 people to see your ditch and they like your tits. 1862 01:24:56.239 --> 01:24:58.720 It's it's for a fucking reason. And to pretend like 1863 01:24:58.800 --> 01:24:59.920 it's not is retarded. 1864 01:25:00.359 --> 01:25:03.479 I I don't even disagree with that, right, but like 1865 01:25:03.600 --> 01:25:06.119 why even pretend to act like it's a problem actic 1866 01:25:06.439 --> 01:25:08.479 is problematic. I just think the fact that people use 1867 01:25:08.560 --> 01:25:10.680 that same argument that you're using right not to validate 1868 01:25:10.720 --> 01:25:13.079 people doing fun ship. That's the thing that is. 1869 01:25:13.119 --> 01:25:16.319 True, that is they try, but it's not. You have 1870 01:25:16.439 --> 01:25:18.279 to push back and be like, no, you're just a 1871 01:25:18.399 --> 01:25:19.079 fucking freak. 1872 01:25:19.159 --> 01:25:19.399 Derek. 1873 01:25:19.479 --> 01:25:22.680 I agree, but instead of normalize that ship, I'm not. 1874 01:25:22.960 --> 01:25:25.199 I'm not normalizing you're doing it right now. I'm doing 1875 01:25:25.279 --> 01:25:27.239 right now is I'm like, look aside from whatever she 1876 01:25:27.319 --> 01:25:28.920 wanted to do because I agree with you on that, 1877 01:25:29.039 --> 01:25:30.319 like it's what you want to do it for. 1878 01:25:30.399 --> 01:25:32.560 And I'm like the people where you're playing into it's 1879 01:25:32.600 --> 01:25:34.520 like it's like giving the okay hands symbol to the 1880 01:25:34.520 --> 01:25:37.439 white supremacists as kin to what you're doing where it's like, no, 1881 01:25:37.600 --> 01:25:39.960 fuck you, that's not what this is about. Shut up, 1882 01:25:40.640 --> 01:25:43.159 we know what this means, and you're like, whoa whatever 1883 01:25:43.279 --> 01:25:45.600 that means, Like you're doing this thing where I'm like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1884 01:25:45.920 --> 01:25:46.720 we know what this means. 1885 01:25:46.960 --> 01:25:47.319 Fuck you. 1886 01:25:47.720 --> 01:25:50.600 I agree like people that fucking do horrible things to 1887 01:25:50.680 --> 01:25:53.279 women and try to use the excuse what you're asking for. 1888 01:25:53.359 --> 01:25:55.920 It is not akin to a woman wanting to dress 1889 01:25:55.960 --> 01:25:57.159 can I agree? 1890 01:25:57.279 --> 01:26:00.159 Look good? I agree you are right then, but I'm not. 1891 01:26:00.359 --> 01:26:02.439 But I'm not. But my argument doesn't come from it. 1892 01:26:02.479 --> 01:26:06.560 I agree with your saying, like it's it's also possible 1893 01:26:06.600 --> 01:26:08.359 that people dress that way because they just simply like 1894 01:26:08.399 --> 01:26:10.800 the way it feels exact, It's irrespective. 1895 01:26:10.800 --> 01:26:14.640 Another question is the question is why do they like 1896 01:26:14.840 --> 01:26:15.279 the way? 1897 01:26:16.560 --> 01:26:16.600 Like? 1898 01:26:16.800 --> 01:26:20.199 Why? What makes them feel? Whatever? They want to write, 1899 01:26:20.199 --> 01:26:23.760 and that's fine, and feel what and they enjoy They 1900 01:26:23.920 --> 01:26:26.960 enjoy the way it fixed their body, feel the way 1901 01:26:27.000 --> 01:26:28.760 they present themselves, and that is fine. 1902 01:26:28.800 --> 01:26:29.279 I agree with you. 1903 01:26:29.319 --> 01:26:32.439 That's what I'm saying with you. I agree with your words, right. 1904 01:26:32.359 --> 01:26:32.760 I just don't. 1905 01:26:32.760 --> 01:26:35.159 I don't think there's anything complicated of saying, you know, 1906 01:26:35.199 --> 01:26:37.000 women like to dress sexy because it makes them feel 1907 01:26:37.000 --> 01:26:39.680 sexy and and like, but it doesn't. 1908 01:26:39.720 --> 01:26:42.399 It does not correlate to being she asked for it. 1909 01:26:43.119 --> 01:26:47.680 I'm doing that, but that is an absence, that's the transpire. 1910 01:26:47.920 --> 01:26:50.800 But it's so in the same way that like, no, 1911 01:26:50.960 --> 01:26:54.039 I agree, and I know those avenues are fucking stupid. 1912 01:26:54.079 --> 01:26:56.399 So what we do is like, instead of validating it, 1913 01:26:56.560 --> 01:26:59.079 I push back and be like, no, you're a fucking pervert. Dude, 1914 01:26:59.359 --> 01:27:01.520 You're not gonna use I'm not going to allow somebody 1915 01:27:01.560 --> 01:27:03.359 to use that type of language to make an excuse 1916 01:27:03.479 --> 01:27:05.920 to be perverse or to try. 1917 01:27:05.760 --> 01:27:06.319 To do something. 1918 01:27:07.319 --> 01:27:09.439 I'm still not validating it, but that's not what I'm 1919 01:27:09.479 --> 01:27:11.199 talking about, right. I know you don't think you are, 1920 01:27:11.479 --> 01:27:14.319 but I'm out you do not think you are. But 1921 01:27:14.520 --> 01:27:16.760 the fact that you even pushed back at all, I 1922 01:27:17.000 --> 01:27:20.199 was validating, literally agreeing with you. Though my words are 1923 01:27:20.319 --> 01:27:22.920 me agreeing with you saying you're right. That's fine, you 1924 01:27:23.000 --> 01:27:24.640 are right, But that's not what I was talking about. 1925 01:27:24.680 --> 01:27:26.760 You are right, that is true, Okay, help me understand that. 1926 01:27:26.760 --> 01:27:28.760 I guess maybe I'm confused. That's true. I agree that 1927 01:27:28.920 --> 01:27:31.960 you're right that clearly people people will dress like let's 1928 01:27:31.960 --> 01:27:33.880 say like somebody that what you call a woman that 1929 01:27:33.920 --> 01:27:36.039 works out a lot, right, she works she works out 1930 01:27:36.039 --> 01:27:38.039 lot she wears things that reveal a parts of her body. 1931 01:27:38.119 --> 01:27:40.399 She does she wants to what she feels good or 1932 01:27:40.520 --> 01:27:43.079 justhing like that, and it may be to attract people 1933 01:27:43.119 --> 01:27:46.079 as well. That's that's all of that. All of those 1934 01:27:46.199 --> 01:27:49.239 variations of things are fine and entirely that. But I 1935 01:27:49.439 --> 01:27:51.600 was not talking about the aspect is the idea of 1936 01:27:52.119 --> 01:27:54.399 she wore that she has a nice ass. He looked, 1937 01:27:54.680 --> 01:27:57.239 that's it, he looked respectfully. 1938 01:27:56.720 --> 01:27:58.279 And then he went on what he was doing so 1939 01:27:58.439 --> 01:28:00.479 is that I don't understand what happens still with this thing. 1940 01:28:00.640 --> 01:28:03.359 He looked at a girl's ass and it was so 1941 01:28:03.800 --> 01:28:07.399 it was the thing of it's the this is the 1942 01:28:07.479 --> 01:28:10.000 thing that upsets me so much. It's sex negative people. 1943 01:28:10.520 --> 01:28:13.600 It's the it's the ones that where they're so hyper, 1944 01:28:13.960 --> 01:28:17.039 like say feminists that their sex negative and they're. 1945 01:28:16.880 --> 01:28:19.159 Like it loops around. Yeah, I think that's so real. 1946 01:28:19.239 --> 01:28:21.359 By the way, it's that that's sucking like people used 1947 01:28:21.399 --> 01:28:23.960 to like make fun of, like the horseshoe theory. It's 1948 01:28:24.000 --> 01:28:27.399 so real, man, peoples. It used to be a thing 1949 01:28:27.439 --> 01:28:29.079 that people were like, oh, there's such a simplicit way 1950 01:28:29.079 --> 01:28:30.840 of viewing it. It's like it's not really like people 1951 01:28:30.880 --> 01:28:32.880 can simplify it to a point where it's dumb, but 1952 01:28:33.039 --> 01:28:35.439 like people do kind of like go all the way 1953 01:28:35.479 --> 01:28:36.720 to the other end, to the point where they just 1954 01:28:36.760 --> 01:28:39.560 like kind of pop out onto the other side. Again. 1955 01:28:39.600 --> 01:28:43.359 It's like the idea that someone racist, someone being so 1956 01:28:43.479 --> 01:28:45.359 raisis that they protect black people to be raised in them. 1957 01:28:46.359 --> 01:28:47.319 Well, that's insane. 1958 01:28:47.880 --> 01:28:51.880 That's insane. The idea of bigotry, as. 1959 01:28:51.760 --> 01:28:52.560 They as they called it. 1960 01:28:53.159 --> 01:28:56.399 That's another example of it, like racism, where. 1961 01:28:57.760 --> 01:28:59.880 You here's money like that kind of like that. 1962 01:29:00.039 --> 01:29:01.760 It's like, hey, bro, like I'm fine, I don't need 1963 01:29:02.039 --> 01:29:05.600 you know, thanks, At this point, I would take any 1964 01:29:05.640 --> 01:29:09.199 money my proud to be like I don't need your money. 1965 01:29:09.239 --> 01:29:10.520 Fuck you. I'd be like thanks, you. 1966 01:29:10.600 --> 01:29:13.000 Stupid make a big deal out of that, and him 1967 01:29:13.039 --> 01:29:16.920 just there was did he get canceled? It wasn't. It 1968 01:29:17.039 --> 01:29:20.039 was it wasn't gonna work, but of course people tried. 1969 01:29:20.199 --> 01:29:22.560 Was the point that like it was even a thing 1970 01:29:23.119 --> 01:29:25.119 so much so that like a handful of people talked 1971 01:29:25.119 --> 01:29:26.560 about it on Twitter, and then I saw this one 1972 01:29:26.600 --> 01:29:29.560 YouTuber make a thing about it deleted, and I was like, oh, 1973 01:29:29.640 --> 01:29:33.039 that's weird that anyone even made a because a normal 1974 01:29:33.079 --> 01:29:35.720 person right, wouldn't have even caught it, right, I wouldn't. 1975 01:29:35.840 --> 01:29:38.039 I honestly wouldn't even caught his eyes. And if even 1976 01:29:38.079 --> 01:29:39.119 if I did, I would have been like, oh, she 1977 01:29:39.199 --> 01:29:45.399 must have a nice ass, glared me. I'm just like, 1978 01:29:46.439 --> 01:29:50.159 it was just that was crazy. 1979 01:29:50.359 --> 01:29:52.279 But it's like looking she probably looked, she probably wearing 1980 01:29:52.399 --> 01:29:54.520 something that makes her ass look good. She'd probably proud 1981 01:29:54.520 --> 01:29:56.560 of it. And he's like, oh damn, and then it's over. 1982 01:29:56.720 --> 01:29:59.840 It's not it's literally there was a really classic words 1983 01:30:00.439 --> 01:30:03.359 who's like a smash commentator and a girl walks by 1984 01:30:03.439 --> 01:30:04.840 and he looks at her ass and me like, he 1985 01:30:04.920 --> 01:30:07.720 gets befuddled by it, and it's in the middle of 1986 01:30:07.800 --> 01:30:12.520 a live like and then then the other guy, another 1987 01:30:12.720 --> 01:30:14.760 another streamer, is like, we're gonna end in here, guys 1988 01:30:14.800 --> 01:30:18.920 have a good night, because he literally gets frozen by it. 1989 01:30:19.039 --> 01:30:20.920 I mean, that's that's kind of crazy. That's different. 1990 01:30:21.079 --> 01:30:34.640 That's like to go full cartoon wolf. That's different. That's 1991 01:30:34.720 --> 01:30:37.600 different going full cars. We should probably be escorted, That's what. 1992 01:30:37.600 --> 01:30:40.079 I'm saying, right, Like, that's crazy level like, but like 1993 01:30:40.119 --> 01:30:42.319 I don't know, I don't I don't even think, like 1994 01:30:42.520 --> 01:30:44.279 I don't think people are really even that offended by 1995 01:30:44.359 --> 01:30:46.199 that really happening, Like if people are like checking them 1996 01:30:46.199 --> 01:30:48.199 out like at a glance, Like, no, there's a handful 1997 01:30:48.239 --> 01:30:50.279 of people never once been checked out at a glance 1998 01:30:50.319 --> 01:30:53.880 and been offended by it. Ever, why would my life cool? 1999 01:30:53.880 --> 01:30:56.720 I think we're not paying attention probably likely either really look. 2000 01:30:56.960 --> 01:30:59.680 Yeah, don't noticed. It's like when I was younger, like 2001 01:31:00.119 --> 01:31:00.520 more fit. 2002 01:31:00.760 --> 01:31:04.359 Yeah, there is something really upsetting to me, and I 2003 01:31:04.439 --> 01:31:06.159 feel like it is there's this weird balance, like I 2004 01:31:06.279 --> 01:31:11.439 know somebody that is very I don't she's very liberal 2005 01:31:11.479 --> 01:31:15.119 with her sexuality, however, doesn't like some of the attention 2006 01:31:15.279 --> 01:31:15.800 that she gets. 2007 01:31:15.880 --> 01:31:17.000 And I'm gonna be honest like it. 2008 01:31:17.560 --> 01:31:19.720 It's frustrating for me to see from the outside looking 2009 01:31:19.800 --> 01:31:24.640 in where I think I'm like, cause it's it's not 2010 01:31:24.760 --> 01:31:28.479 even like the uh it's not obviously the extreme perverse 2011 01:31:28.520 --> 01:31:31.199 people you're always gonna dislike them, but just the people 2012 01:31:31.279 --> 01:31:35.279 even paying compliments. Sometimes it's like a rolling eyes, Like 2013 01:31:35.359 --> 01:31:38.920 she'll kind of say something like, oh, you're not you're 2014 01:31:39.000 --> 01:31:40.800 you're not paying attention to the art of it. You're 2015 01:31:40.880 --> 01:31:43.239 just you're just googling me, and and I'm like. 2016 01:31:43.600 --> 01:31:44.680 What's wrong with that? Though? 2017 01:31:44.760 --> 01:31:47.520 Your your cheeks are out. They look great, Like, why 2018 01:31:47.640 --> 01:31:48.079 why is it? 2019 01:31:48.279 --> 01:31:51.279 Why does somebody have to appreciate the entire ensemble instead 2020 01:31:51.279 --> 01:31:53.880 of just being like, I like those butt cheeks. 2021 01:31:53.920 --> 01:31:57.199 There are people out there that don't even appreciate hereditary. 2022 01:31:58.800 --> 01:31:59.720 Yeah, fucking. 2023 01:32:01.279 --> 01:32:01.319 I. 2024 01:32:02.239 --> 01:32:03.800 Let's just give the questions, man, I'm. 2025 01:32:03.680 --> 01:32:12.119 Sorry, God, damn. Yeah, I don't know. Do you want 2026 01:32:12.119 --> 01:32:13.199 to yeah? 2027 01:32:13.760 --> 01:32:15.720 Yeahs lets let's keep this up. 2028 01:32:15.800 --> 01:32:18.000 Let's do let's keep the short Yeah. Yeah, well we'll 2029 01:32:18.039 --> 01:32:19.760 try like two and a half. I think it's like fair, right, 2030 01:32:20.199 --> 01:32:24.000 we can do I don't know. I don't think we can. 2031 01:32:24.920 --> 01:32:26.479 We can if you can, if you start, hurry up, 2032 01:32:26.600 --> 01:32:27.880 all right, just go over. 2033 01:32:27.840 --> 01:32:30.880 To our questions. Remember, you can leave a shut the 2034 01:32:30.920 --> 01:32:33.680 funk up, You can leave say anything. I just felt it. 2035 01:32:33.800 --> 01:32:34.920 That was like mixing soup. 2036 01:32:36.319 --> 01:32:37.159 No, it wasn't you. 2037 01:32:37.479 --> 01:32:37.800 What are you? 2038 01:32:37.960 --> 01:32:41.039 Where are you from? Were you minding yourself mixing soup? 2039 01:32:41.079 --> 01:32:41.399 What are you? 2040 01:32:42.119 --> 01:32:42.479 What is this. 2041 01:32:46.960 --> 01:32:49.920 You're gonna take? You're making a piece of ship? 2042 01:32:50.399 --> 01:32:51.600 Who makes soup with their head? 2043 01:32:51.680 --> 01:32:53.279 It was the smell of the step I whipping, the 2044 01:32:53.359 --> 01:32:54.960 romo of the soup of me. No, you were doing 2045 01:32:55.039 --> 01:32:55.720 this hurrying out? 2046 01:32:55.760 --> 01:32:57.079 No I was I was like, yeah, I was like 2047 01:32:57.479 --> 01:32:58.560 slashing this and then. 2048 01:33:01.399 --> 01:33:04.359 Remember, so listen, we're gonna get into questions. You can 2049 01:33:04.399 --> 01:33:07.199 go over you can go over to patreon dot com 2050 01:33:07.319 --> 01:33:12.520 slash the snark tank the five dollars here right his questions. Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, 2051 01:33:13.079 --> 01:33:21.199 the camera died. Nah, just kidding, yes, as I dig 2052 01:33:21.279 --> 01:33:25.119 into the floor, like fucking Bunny Street Shark. 2053 01:33:25.159 --> 01:33:27.560 Oh yeah, buzz Bunny does that right through the street 2054 01:33:27.560 --> 01:33:28.119 Street Sharks. 2055 01:33:28.239 --> 01:33:29.159 Yeah, the Street. 2056 01:33:28.960 --> 01:33:32.399 Sharks did punk pillions of dollars of damage of street 2057 01:33:32.479 --> 01:33:35.479 of Dude, I'm not kidding. I rewatched that show when 2058 01:33:35.520 --> 01:33:37.479 it got on Netflix in like twenty eleven or something, 2059 01:33:38.239 --> 01:33:41.079 and I'm talking about in the first episode tens of 2060 01:33:41.119 --> 01:33:42.960 millions of dollars worth of damage to the streets. 2061 01:33:43.159 --> 01:33:44.560 I'm like, this is crazy. 2062 01:33:44.680 --> 01:33:45.479 Just letting them do this. 2063 01:33:46.119 --> 01:33:47.079 They're fucking terrior. 2064 01:33:47.239 --> 01:33:49.239 You're letting them. You're not letting them do that, You're 2065 01:33:49.279 --> 01:33:50.359 not stopping them. 2066 01:33:50.520 --> 01:33:52.720 What do you mean fair? It is ridiculous. How much 2067 01:33:52.800 --> 01:33:55.720 damage is in like any kind any superhero media is ridiculous. 2068 01:33:55.760 --> 01:33:58.800 Like it's like no one, no place would be able 2069 01:33:58.800 --> 01:34:00.800 to withstand the amount of damage that any of these, 2070 01:34:01.640 --> 01:34:03.680 any of these show even just something is simple. It's 2071 01:34:03.720 --> 01:34:05.800 like Spider Man the animated series, which is like not 2072 01:34:05.920 --> 01:34:07.039 very much destruction. 2073 01:34:06.760 --> 01:34:09.039 At all, but just cars. There's so many. 2074 01:34:09.239 --> 01:34:12.439 It's so many cars and lampposts and just like like 2075 01:34:12.600 --> 01:34:15.560 occasionally a building explodes or like it's ridiculous. 2076 01:34:15.560 --> 01:34:18.520 That's up. Man. Imagine your car, your car you just 2077 01:34:18.720 --> 01:34:21.159 paid off. You're like, all right, cool, I just paid 2078 01:34:21.199 --> 01:34:23.319 off my car. I took a lot out of me, 2079 01:34:23.479 --> 01:34:25.520 but I'm good. I can probably afford dinner tonight. Maybe 2080 01:34:26.039 --> 01:34:27.560 you know, I'm living in New York, so it costs 2081 01:34:27.560 --> 01:34:30.720 way too much, clearly. And then this stupid ass twink 2082 01:34:30.840 --> 01:34:33.279 white boy from fucking Queen, It's like, hey, can I 2083 01:34:33.359 --> 01:34:38.359 borrow that? And you're like no, no, and misses like that. 2084 01:34:38.720 --> 01:34:42.960 Then he misses throwing cars. Really, so I gets out 2085 01:34:43.039 --> 01:34:46.039 the way. There's no hero that should. 2086 01:34:45.840 --> 01:34:47.560 Throw a car. Who isn't the Hulk, you know what 2087 01:34:47.640 --> 01:34:47.880 I mean? 2088 01:34:48.079 --> 01:34:52.000 True, I mean I understand why it looks silly after 2089 01:34:52.119 --> 01:34:53.039 we were being able to do it. 2090 01:34:53.439 --> 01:34:55.600 No, I just mean like it's not a hero thing 2091 01:34:55.680 --> 01:34:58.279 to do to throw a car at anybody. 2092 01:34:58.319 --> 01:35:01.479 Pretty mean, yeah, I remember, because you're just putting the 2093 01:35:01.520 --> 01:35:03.760 owner of that car like I was just out. 2094 01:35:03.600 --> 01:35:04.359 Throwing straight up. 2095 01:35:04.920 --> 01:35:07.600 You're I did the same thing, but you're and what 2096 01:35:08.000 --> 01:35:11.520 what Weber Shadows you throw directly while you have the 2097 01:35:11.560 --> 01:35:13.000 black so you can pick up cars, So I would 2098 01:35:13.079 --> 01:35:14.800 just throw them directly up. 2099 01:35:14.800 --> 01:35:16.520 You would just buy the camera all the way up 2100 01:35:16.560 --> 01:35:20.560 and go straight up. That is so crazy. Weber Shadows 2101 01:35:20.600 --> 01:35:22.800 been so awesome, so so many good games in that 2102 01:35:22.840 --> 01:35:23.720 era that are just like missing. 2103 01:35:23.760 --> 01:35:27.239 Now you did you go with Black Catter or or Major? 2104 01:35:27.279 --> 01:35:27.800 Are you kidding? 2105 01:35:28.000 --> 01:35:28.199 Yeah? 2106 01:35:28.239 --> 01:35:28.840 I know, I know. 2107 01:35:29.239 --> 01:35:30.119 I always want to. 2108 01:35:30.279 --> 01:35:30.760 I just want to. 2109 01:35:30.760 --> 01:35:33.439 Confirm I always so immediately, I just want to confirm 2110 01:35:33.479 --> 01:35:34.359 you're not insane. 2111 01:35:34.800 --> 01:35:36.239 Yeah, m J by the mistake. 2112 01:35:36.560 --> 01:35:37.720 But how you do that? 2113 01:35:37.960 --> 01:35:40.000 I was like, oh, you might be able to get 2114 01:35:40.079 --> 01:35:40.960 Black Cat later on. 2115 01:35:41.800 --> 01:35:44.199 This is cannon. The way that I thought. The way 2116 01:35:44.239 --> 01:35:45.640 that I thought about it is like every other Spider 2117 01:35:45.680 --> 01:35:47.199 Man game that I've ever played. You're the good guy, 2118 01:35:47.319 --> 01:35:48.800 so like in the game that you get to be 2119 01:35:48.880 --> 01:35:50.680 the bad guy. Yeah, I'm gonna be the bad I'm 2120 01:35:50.680 --> 01:35:52.520 gonna yeah, of course I'm gonna lean to that. Yeah, 2121 01:35:52.840 --> 01:35:55.479 because when are they gonna do this again? News flash? Never. 2122 01:35:55.880 --> 01:35:59.680 I don't have the I don't have the bad guy mentality. 2123 01:35:59.680 --> 01:36:01.640 I was like I want to do in the farious stuff, 2124 01:36:01.640 --> 01:36:02.760 and then it comes to the moment. 2125 01:36:02.640 --> 01:36:05.560 I'm I agree with you in it. I agree with 2126 01:36:05.640 --> 01:36:09.239 you in the in the in the realm of like RPGs, 2127 01:36:09.399 --> 01:36:11.840 right like if I if I'm playing like Mass Effect 2128 01:36:12.399 --> 01:36:14.960 or fall Out, well fall a little bit less, but 2129 01:36:15.119 --> 01:36:18.119 like you know, any most RPGs, generally, I'm gonna kind 2130 01:36:18.159 --> 01:36:20.720 of lean towards being the good guy because this is 2131 01:36:20.800 --> 01:36:25.079 like chances are like this is a different world that 2132 01:36:25.199 --> 01:36:27.039 it only exists every so often, Like when was the 2133 01:36:27.079 --> 01:36:29.239 last fall a game that came out twenty fifteen something 2134 01:36:29.279 --> 01:36:33.000 like that. You know, spider Man, there's all the Spidery 2135 01:36:33.039 --> 01:36:36.239 games so often where you're the hero, and it's just like, 2136 01:36:36.760 --> 01:36:37.880 why would I do that again? 2137 01:36:38.119 --> 01:36:40.920 Modern RPGs in general, being a bad guy's kind of like, 2138 01:36:41.560 --> 01:36:43.439 it's good to be a bad game. 2139 01:36:43.439 --> 01:36:45.000 It's fun. It's fun as shit. I don't like it. 2140 01:36:45.039 --> 01:36:46.359 I feel I feel too worried about it, like how 2141 01:36:46.399 --> 01:36:48.760 people are gonna be being. 2142 01:36:47.960 --> 01:36:50.399 A bad guys in your it's better actually being a 2143 01:36:50.399 --> 01:36:50.760 bad game. 2144 01:36:50.800 --> 01:36:51.840 It's fun being a bad guy. 2145 01:36:51.880 --> 01:36:53.279 But I just have a hard time doing even like 2146 01:36:53.359 --> 01:36:56.600 with Acy Shadows, I just there's some stupid, little fat kid, 2147 01:36:56.600 --> 01:36:57.560 and he's like, can I stay with you? 2148 01:36:57.640 --> 01:37:00.079 And I'm like I was like, I fuck, no, I 2149 01:37:00.119 --> 01:37:04.119 hate this guy. But then I'm like, it's it's literally that. 2150 01:37:04.199 --> 01:37:06.239 I was like, fuck, what is wrong with me? 2151 01:37:06.319 --> 01:37:06.680 Why am I? 2152 01:37:06.960 --> 01:37:08.760 Like? It's a video game, it's not real. But I 2153 01:37:08.800 --> 01:37:11.319 still can't tell thee It was crazy. 2154 01:37:11.439 --> 01:37:14.399 Lily has no problem doing evil stuff in videos. 2155 01:37:14.439 --> 01:37:17.439 I believe that's so so hard dinner. 2156 01:37:19.520 --> 01:37:20.520 Anyone can get it. 2157 01:37:20.920 --> 01:37:25.039 And it's like it's like different, like those people don't. 2158 01:37:25.720 --> 01:37:27.720 I don't feel that it was like whatever, but it 2159 01:37:27.800 --> 01:37:29.239 feels so mindless. 2160 01:37:29.359 --> 01:37:33.000 What makes is that it's anyone. There's no rhyme, there's 2161 01:37:33.039 --> 01:37:33.560 no reason. 2162 01:37:34.319 --> 01:37:36.279 I'm trying to think of people on the street. 2163 01:37:36.399 --> 01:37:41.439 I'm trying to think of somebody stops quietly, gets out 2164 01:37:41.520 --> 01:37:43.000 the car and assaults. 2165 01:37:43.640 --> 01:37:44.399 That's what the game is. 2166 01:37:44.680 --> 01:37:47.640 Yeah, because I don't even people that collabed with. I 2167 01:37:47.720 --> 01:37:50.159 remember for a while I got stuck at a mission 2168 01:37:50.159 --> 01:37:51.520 because I just wouldn't stop. 2169 01:37:51.640 --> 01:37:51.720 Uh. 2170 01:37:51.800 --> 01:37:52.920 This was in GTA three. 2171 01:37:53.399 --> 01:37:55.600 There's this dude that you're collabing with name eight Ball, 2172 01:37:56.079 --> 01:37:59.279 and I would before mission, when the mission was starting, 2173 01:37:59.439 --> 01:38:02.479 I wouldn't stop assassinating him in a different angles. 2174 01:38:02.880 --> 01:38:04.399 It was just so funny, like it was just like 2175 01:38:04.479 --> 01:38:04.680 one of. 2176 01:38:04.720 --> 01:38:06.800 My friends, and like you would just like get the 2177 01:38:06.840 --> 01:38:08.479 mission started. I think it was like on a rooftop 2178 01:38:08.600 --> 01:38:10.640 or something. He starts walking, you shoot, you put the 2179 01:38:10.680 --> 01:38:12.960 code towards head pops because you know, first when you 2180 01:38:13.000 --> 01:38:14.880 shoot him would just be blood. Put the code and 2181 01:38:14.920 --> 01:38:17.760 so their head blows. So we're just like, you know, 2182 01:38:17.960 --> 01:38:21.039 letting the mission play and then you just kill. It's 2183 01:38:21.239 --> 01:38:24.319 so funny, Like I don't feel anything for the gap. 2184 01:38:24.479 --> 01:38:26.600 I don't do that anymore. Yeah, Like I'm just I 2185 01:38:26.640 --> 01:38:28.560 don't need to be an agent of chaos for no reason. 2186 01:38:29.199 --> 01:38:31.279 I like it being targeted, like when I my terrorism, 2187 01:38:31.319 --> 01:38:32.560 it's like really pinpoint. Yeah. 2188 01:38:32.560 --> 01:38:34.199 All right, so questions five dollars here, go over to 2189 01:38:34.199 --> 01:38:36.239 the Patreonic concepts ask questions. We're gonna move on to 2190 01:38:36.319 --> 01:38:38.359 some questions now from our viewers over over on the 2191 01:38:38.399 --> 01:38:41.920 Patreon right cool with you? Is that good with you? 2192 01:38:42.199 --> 01:38:45.800 No? What is that? 2193 01:38:45.960 --> 01:38:48.000 Even? It's Uh? I had these I've had them for 2194 01:38:48.119 --> 01:38:48.520 so long. 2195 01:38:49.600 --> 01:38:49.720 Oh. 2196 01:38:49.800 --> 01:38:53.720 They they inspired in June of like six years ago 2197 01:38:56.239 --> 01:38:59.840 in Vegas and I had a moldy like Nick got me. 2198 01:39:00.359 --> 01:39:00.479 Uh. 2199 01:39:00.800 --> 01:39:03.399 We were like, oh, let's share a sandwich. It was 2200 01:39:03.399 --> 01:39:05.039 like one of those pre wrapped ones, you know, those 2201 01:39:05.079 --> 01:39:09.079 gay sandwiches, and fourteen dollars sandwich prerapped, and I was 2202 01:39:09.119 --> 01:39:10.880 gonna get chips because I didn't trust the sandwich, and 2203 01:39:11.039 --> 01:39:13.000 Mike was like, no, don't get chips, chips are expensive. 2204 01:39:13.119 --> 01:39:16.520 I'll share the sandwich with me. I was like, all right, fine, 2205 01:39:16.640 --> 01:39:18.960 it's I mean, the sandwich is better than chips, probably, yeah. 2206 01:39:19.720 --> 01:39:21.520 And he hands me and it's like, got mold in 2207 01:39:21.600 --> 01:39:24.039 the bread, and I'm like, I'm not eating? Was he 2208 01:39:24.159 --> 01:39:27.319 eating it? He ate the other half? He was fine though, 2209 01:39:27.479 --> 01:39:29.319 didn't have molded and he was like, I don't care. 2210 01:39:29.560 --> 01:39:31.680 I think you might not have noticed. I noticed, because 2211 01:39:31.680 --> 01:39:32.359 I don't think I. 2212 01:39:33.560 --> 01:39:35.479 Your friend that's about to eat a molded sandwich. 2213 01:39:36.079 --> 01:39:39.119 Yeah, do you think I was first? What are you saying? 2214 01:39:39.159 --> 01:39:40.000 What are you talking about? 2215 01:39:41.199 --> 01:39:41.319 Wait? 2216 01:39:41.399 --> 01:39:43.640 Give us after he give us the timeline, dude, I 2217 01:39:44.319 --> 01:39:46.359 he ate his and then gave me the other hat. 2218 01:39:46.520 --> 01:39:48.479 Oh okay, God, I thought you guys are gonna share 2219 01:39:48.479 --> 01:39:49.039 the same mone Yeah. 2220 01:39:49.039 --> 01:39:51.960 I thought like bread and no, no, and then you 2221 01:39:52.039 --> 01:39:54.439 saw mold and You're just like no. I was like, 2222 01:39:54.760 --> 01:39:57.640 uh no, I was like, there's mold on this, and 2223 01:39:58.680 --> 01:40:01.439 he was like what And then I just took like 2224 01:40:01.520 --> 01:40:03.399 the meat and ate like some of the meat because 2225 01:40:03.399 --> 01:40:06.359 I was like I needed fucking something something, Yeah, because 2226 01:40:06.359 --> 01:40:07.840 I just didn't pay ten dollars for that piece. 2227 01:40:07.840 --> 01:40:09.359 It's crazy for like and it was in like a 2228 01:40:09.479 --> 01:40:13.119 cold part, right, yeah, Like how long does it have 2229 01:40:13.239 --> 01:40:16.279 to because like I a lot of people think it's weird, 2230 01:40:16.359 --> 01:40:18.600 but for me to make my bread last like a 2231 01:40:18.640 --> 01:40:20.560 significant amount of time, I keep it in the in 2232 01:40:20.640 --> 01:40:21.199 the fridge. 2233 01:40:21.319 --> 01:40:21.800 I freeze it. 2234 01:40:21.880 --> 01:40:23.760 Yeah, yeah, I keep it And like people are like, oh, 2235 01:40:23.840 --> 01:40:25.000 you do that, and I'm like, I do that with 2236 01:40:25.720 --> 01:40:28.640 if why why wouldn't you like say even like say something. 2237 01:40:28.680 --> 01:40:30.039 People people do things. 2238 01:40:29.960 --> 01:40:33.479 Like even they'll keep their cereal in a in a 2239 01:40:33.560 --> 01:40:36.039 container to keep it fresher. I'm like, bitch, keeping the 2240 01:40:36.119 --> 01:40:38.600 fucking uh keeping the fridge. 2241 01:40:38.479 --> 01:40:41.720 Bro, it's gonna last significantly at work. I never thought 2242 01:40:41.760 --> 01:40:42.000 about that. 2243 01:40:42.039 --> 01:40:44.199 Absolutely put cereal in the fridge, dude, it's. 2244 01:40:44.119 --> 01:40:46.199 Just like think of it as literally, I'm like, why 2245 01:40:46.239 --> 01:40:48.960 do you put the only reason you you normally put meat, 2246 01:40:49.159 --> 01:40:51.880 meat and milk in there because it's spoilt so quickly. 2247 01:40:52.199 --> 01:40:54.039 But it's like other things last a little bit longer. 2248 01:40:54.079 --> 01:40:56.760 But I'm like, things will last even longer in the fridge, 2249 01:40:57.079 --> 01:40:57.880 So why wouldn't you know? 2250 01:40:58.119 --> 01:40:59.880 I never thought. I guess I just kind of assumed that, Like, 2251 01:41:00.199 --> 01:41:02.840 it's no, there are different rules. It's just the thing 2252 01:41:02.920 --> 01:41:05.359 that people just I forget it would still get stale 2253 01:41:05.359 --> 01:41:05.720 on the fridge. 2254 01:41:06.600 --> 01:41:09.560 No, it's just it's like anything else, Like it's the 2255 01:41:09.680 --> 01:41:13.439 exposure to elements makes things go stale and rock quick. 2256 01:41:13.680 --> 01:41:16.279 So you slow it down the process by chilling it, 2257 01:41:16.359 --> 01:41:18.680 and then it's pressure it's way longer. 2258 01:41:18.960 --> 01:41:20.439 Yeah. Yeah, I mean I do the same thing with bread. 2259 01:41:20.479 --> 01:41:21.920 Like I bought bread before I left, and I was like, 2260 01:41:21.960 --> 01:41:24.000 I'm going to Vegas for like three days probably, Yeah, 2261 01:41:24.079 --> 01:41:26.079 I'm gonna put this in the fridge or that freezer 2262 01:41:26.279 --> 01:41:27.000 you put on the fridge. 2263 01:41:27.279 --> 01:41:28.720 You can put like if you buy multiple loads that 2264 01:41:28.760 --> 01:41:30.840 we do when a kid, Like when we're kids, we 2265 01:41:30.840 --> 01:41:32.479 would put the loads in the freezer, but then we 2266 01:41:32.560 --> 01:41:35.000 put some of them in the fridge and I could 2267 01:41:35.079 --> 01:41:37.479 keep bread for like a you know, it would go fast. 2268 01:41:37.560 --> 01:41:39.079 It's where a big ass family. There was a bunch 2269 01:41:39.079 --> 01:41:41.359 of us living in that house. But since it's her 2270 01:41:41.439 --> 01:41:44.079 and I, it's Jojo and I, we just my bread 2271 01:41:44.159 --> 01:41:46.319 lasts for so much longer, and it's not I bet 2272 01:41:46.600 --> 01:41:47.920 you you fucking toasted. 2273 01:41:48.039 --> 01:41:51.760 It's still the consistent. It's great. You guys like like 2274 01:41:51.880 --> 01:41:52.439 always use it. 2275 01:41:52.560 --> 01:41:54.520 Eats our dough bread every morning pretty much. 2276 01:41:56.359 --> 01:41:58.399 Bread's not the best thing to eat every morning. 2277 01:41:58.600 --> 01:42:01.800 It's like it's it's low. It's low and sugar that's usually. 2278 01:42:01.920 --> 01:42:04.279 It's not really about sugar though, it's like, well, it's 2279 01:42:04.319 --> 01:42:07.800 like it's what we have it with cobbs Man's cobs. 2280 01:42:08.560 --> 01:42:10.880 A lot of cobs anyway, I mean whatever. A lot 2281 01:42:10.880 --> 01:42:13.079 of people eat toast in the morning, so whatever. Yeah, 2282 01:42:14.560 --> 01:42:17.640 come the DNA of the soul road in it, says yo, Derek, 2283 01:42:17.720 --> 01:42:19.479 have you been keeping up with the low cost stuff? 2284 01:42:20.039 --> 01:42:23.119 Andy Worsky was collabing with Dark Side Phil until recently. 2285 01:42:23.319 --> 01:42:25.239 Do you know DSP I do know I know DSV 2286 01:42:26.199 --> 01:42:29.600 the lore a lot. Actually, yeah, we've never talked about 2287 01:42:29.600 --> 01:42:30.399 it because he's like in the. 2288 01:42:30.399 --> 01:42:33.960 Fighting game industry, right, like yeah, he was like he 2289 01:42:34.000 --> 01:42:35.560 was in industry, is stupid. 2290 01:42:35.920 --> 01:42:37.359 He was. He was an evil guy. 2291 01:42:37.399 --> 01:42:39.960 He was an early evil guy and he was bad 2292 01:42:40.199 --> 01:42:42.239 and he was only good one time when they had 2293 01:42:42.239 --> 01:42:44.479 a version of a Street Fighter two on sn E 2294 01:42:44.640 --> 01:42:46.880 s that people weren't used to, and then dark Side 2295 01:42:46.880 --> 01:42:48.159 Field did actually pretty. 2296 01:42:47.920 --> 01:42:50.039 Well that one time. That's crazy. 2297 01:42:50.159 --> 01:42:52.119 Yeah, and then other than that, he's always been bad. 2298 01:42:52.600 --> 01:42:55.840 He would always he started. He has so much footage 2299 01:42:55.920 --> 01:42:58.760 uploaded online of him just playing games the worst, and 2300 01:42:59.119 --> 01:43:00.680 it wasn't captured at first. 2301 01:43:01.039 --> 01:43:03.039 It wasn't a capture card. It was just it was 2302 01:43:03.039 --> 01:43:05.680 a web pointing his camera at the fucking team. 2303 01:43:06.000 --> 01:43:07.479 He did it for a while too, Like I said, 2304 01:43:07.520 --> 01:43:09.239 I did that in like two thousand and seven, you know, 2305 01:43:09.319 --> 01:43:11.159 when I had no concept of how to do that 2306 01:43:11.199 --> 01:43:13.520 ship right, but like he was doing it like like 2307 01:43:13.640 --> 01:43:14.119 twenty three. 2308 01:43:14.199 --> 01:43:16.680 Well wait until like finally, it's because he was just 2309 01:43:16.720 --> 01:43:18.920 too lazy to figure out how it all works and stuff, 2310 01:43:19.479 --> 01:43:21.840 and so he finally and he's addicted to like w 2311 01:43:22.000 --> 01:43:24.680 W Champions, a gotcha game. He's he's a fucking idiot, 2312 01:43:25.039 --> 01:43:27.359 and everybody knows that he got caught jacking off on 2313 01:43:27.479 --> 01:43:28.520 the webcamra. 2314 01:43:28.119 --> 01:43:30.600 That's a classic. That's a classic. So but yeah, so 2315 01:43:30.680 --> 01:43:33.199 it's well aware of he's like Andy Wrsky was climbing 2316 01:43:33.279 --> 01:43:35.680 Darkside film until recently. Now Ethan Ralph and dsp are 2317 01:43:35.760 --> 01:43:38.119 going to do a show commentating on wrestling. 2318 01:43:38.479 --> 01:43:42.720 So I'm I'm aware of this because anytime anytime where yeah, 2319 01:43:42.720 --> 01:43:44.680 you're heading in your hands, that's wrong because it sounds 2320 01:43:44.760 --> 01:43:45.760 awful excited about this. 2321 01:43:47.600 --> 01:43:48.000 This isn't. 2322 01:43:48.359 --> 01:43:51.199 This doesn't just got back into wrestling, And I just 2323 01:43:51.520 --> 01:43:53.199 knowing that there and now, was like, I should probably 2324 01:43:53.199 --> 01:43:53.560 take a break. 2325 01:43:53.600 --> 01:43:56.399 Yeah, you're gonna watch their content. You're gonna be like 2326 01:43:56.479 --> 01:43:59.199 a Tier one subscribe, you are, absolutely You're gonna begin 2327 01:43:59.319 --> 01:44:01.920 with gifting them like hundred subs and shit, no not yet, 2328 01:44:02.439 --> 01:44:07.479 not yet? What a fucking what a duo? Man? 2329 01:44:07.720 --> 01:44:07.880 Right? 2330 01:44:08.079 --> 01:44:11.720 I only pay attention when when Ethan Ralph was involved 2331 01:44:11.720 --> 01:44:15.880 because I know Andy Wirski and his co host uh PPP. 2332 01:44:16.800 --> 01:44:20.159 They have a stream called the Quino Casino. That's the 2333 01:44:20.319 --> 01:44:23.079 only reason I'm aware of Like the Ethan Ralfs. Let 2334 01:44:23.319 --> 01:44:27.079 happen to Chris, I don't know because I I only 2335 01:44:27.119 --> 01:44:28.199 had his contact. 2336 01:44:27.840 --> 01:44:29.680 In my old twitter a right. 2337 01:44:29.800 --> 01:44:31.319 And the funny thing is I wanted to hit him 2338 01:44:31.359 --> 01:44:34.399 up because he wants since he was from Canada. When 2339 01:44:34.520 --> 01:44:37.359 before they came to uh VidCon in twenty seventeen, he 2340 01:44:37.439 --> 01:44:39.479 asked me to buy him some hot sauce from Texas 2341 01:44:40.239 --> 01:44:41.920 and it was really fucking good, and I wanted to 2342 01:44:41.920 --> 01:44:43.079 ask him what it was because. 2343 01:44:42.840 --> 01:44:43.479 I can't remember. 2344 01:44:43.960 --> 01:44:45.399 Hey, man, could you pick me up this box and 2345 01:44:45.439 --> 01:44:47.000 I'll send you the money, And then like he came 2346 01:44:47.079 --> 01:44:48.279 and picked it up when you when he came to 2347 01:44:48.399 --> 01:44:52.199 LA and I really wanted to try that hot sauce again, 2348 01:44:52.279 --> 01:44:54.560 so I wanted to contact him, but I only had 2349 01:44:54.640 --> 01:44:58.840 his uh it was yeah, Twitter, it's gone. So he's 2350 01:44:58.880 --> 01:45:02.199 gone because obviously when and uh Warski started doing the 2351 01:45:03.119 --> 01:45:05.680 what's with John Francois a JF when he started doing 2352 01:45:05.720 --> 01:45:10.359 the right supremacist streams, like Warski just you know, being 2353 01:45:10.399 --> 01:45:12.960 a complete clouds chaser, because that's where all the money was. 2354 01:45:13.000 --> 01:45:15.199 All the races were just giving them all this money. 2355 01:45:15.520 --> 01:45:18.119 There was a Richard Spencer versus Sargon of a Cod. 2356 01:45:18.319 --> 01:45:20.880 I do remember that so much money was just streamed 2357 01:45:21.319 --> 01:45:23.600 like they were donating so much money, the most racist 2358 01:45:23.680 --> 01:45:26.439 fucking super chats and stuff. And so he was making 2359 01:45:26.479 --> 01:45:28.800 good money, but he lost his mind obviously partnering with them. 2360 01:45:28.880 --> 01:45:31.600 So Chris obviously balanced. 2361 01:45:33.840 --> 01:45:36.800 Guy, I'm out of here. I just wonder sometimes I 2362 01:45:36.960 --> 01:45:39.359 just wonder, like those people, dude. 2363 01:45:39.199 --> 01:45:40.680 There's sometimes every once in a while, I do wonder 2364 01:45:40.720 --> 01:45:43.720 about certain people. I did find a couple of relics. 2365 01:45:43.800 --> 01:45:47.680 I was looking for something specifically. I was scrolling through 2366 01:45:47.720 --> 01:45:52.640 my Instagram and then I saw people in the comments 2367 01:45:52.680 --> 01:45:55.560 of one of my one of my posts of people 2368 01:45:55.640 --> 01:45:58.039 that I forgot that existed, like YouTubers and people from 2369 01:45:58.119 --> 01:46:00.960 way back in that uh I'm and terry ship. 2370 01:46:01.439 --> 01:46:02.079 What did we call it? 2371 01:46:02.239 --> 01:46:02.359 Uh? 2372 01:46:02.840 --> 01:46:04.960 I don't remember, kept the community. 2373 01:46:04.680 --> 01:46:08.039 Kept skeptic that the skeptic community. I was like, holy funk, 2374 01:46:08.079 --> 01:46:09.399 what the hell? What are all these people up to you? 2375 01:46:09.439 --> 01:46:11.119 A lot of them they're they're using, they're just gone. 2376 01:46:11.600 --> 01:46:14.520 They just didn't they're doing normal ship, graduating, you know, 2377 01:46:14.720 --> 01:46:16.880 being normal people. And I was like, oh, good, I'm glad. Yeah, 2378 01:46:17.000 --> 01:46:21.560 I'm glad you're not fucking crazy. But so Ethan Ralph's back. 2379 01:46:21.640 --> 01:46:26.119 He's immediately out of a rehab, broke his sobriety. 2380 01:46:26.319 --> 01:46:26.560 Good. 2381 01:46:26.880 --> 01:46:29.239 Uh, I guess he left a voicemailal some girl that 2382 01:46:29.239 --> 01:46:30.720 I have no idea who the fuck this person is, 2383 01:46:31.520 --> 01:46:33.479 but left a voicemail tongue there to kill herself and 2384 01:46:33.560 --> 01:46:36.479 he's sloshed and stuff. And I was like, yes, he's back. 2385 01:46:36.760 --> 01:46:39.880 The boy's back. So now he's what a freak dealing 2386 01:46:39.920 --> 01:46:42.199 with there's people in that realm that I don't know 2387 01:46:42.199 --> 01:46:44.279 who these people are, Like there was they So I 2388 01:46:44.359 --> 01:46:46.680 watched a video and I'm talking about Ethan Ralph in 2389 01:46:46.760 --> 01:46:48.520 Dark Side Field and there's a guy named Mersh. 2390 01:46:48.840 --> 01:46:51.399 Yeah, there's only some guy like this Donkey Toes and 2391 01:46:51.479 --> 01:46:55.319 this is fucking clerm and this is this is you know, 2392 01:46:55.439 --> 01:46:58.039 there's always like some random dudes yeah who like has 2393 01:46:58.079 --> 01:47:00.399 a history somehow and they're like who is? 2394 01:47:00.439 --> 01:47:02.319 And then these people all live stream and they make 2395 01:47:02.479 --> 01:47:04.720 like they'll stream for like all day and they'll make 2396 01:47:04.760 --> 01:47:05.319 like thirty bucks. 2397 01:47:05.359 --> 01:47:10.039 Oh my god, it's fucking and I'm like, imagine. 2398 01:47:09.800 --> 01:47:11.600 You could have went you could have went to work 2399 01:47:11.720 --> 01:47:14.439 and made probably a couple of hundred dollars and then 2400 01:47:14.600 --> 01:47:16.760 instead he made thirty dollars streaming, And I like, you. 2401 01:47:16.760 --> 01:47:23.520 Think, listen, what work is beneath clerm Okay, clerm is 2402 01:47:23.560 --> 01:47:30.079 above work? Cy fucking yeah says it's so they kill you. 2403 01:47:31.800 --> 01:47:35.079 But yeah, Ethan's back. Like all the names I think about, 2404 01:47:35.079 --> 01:47:35.720 it's so funny. 2405 01:47:35.760 --> 01:47:36.880 The stupidest. 2406 01:47:40.399 --> 01:47:43.439 I forgot about Taka Saw, Like what the fun was? 2407 01:47:44.920 --> 01:47:48.760 That was a moment where that's where when when I 2408 01:47:48.880 --> 01:47:50.479 barely remember that. I just remember it was so fun. 2409 01:47:50.640 --> 01:47:52.640 Andy Worski was supposed to have an m M A 2410 01:47:52.800 --> 01:47:53.880 fight with Tnka Saw. 2411 01:47:54.720 --> 01:47:55.640 That was when Andy. 2412 01:47:55.439 --> 01:47:59.000 Worski and and Ethan Roff were still friends, and uh, 2413 01:47:59.279 --> 01:48:03.199 Tanka Saw pulled doubt because he wouldn't do a blood test, 2414 01:48:04.000 --> 01:48:05.439 Like he just wouldn't do it, Like he tried to 2415 01:48:05.479 --> 01:48:08.399 give them like fake blood or something like somebody else's 2416 01:48:08.439 --> 01:48:09.159 but probably is like. 2417 01:48:09.159 --> 01:48:11.199 He probably got like Halloween blood. 2418 01:48:12.439 --> 01:48:13.159 So he pulled out. 2419 01:48:13.199 --> 01:48:14.720 And then so Worski won by the fall and he 2420 01:48:14.800 --> 01:48:16.720 still got on the mic and ship. Yeah, and like 2421 01:48:16.960 --> 01:48:18.640 it was because like that guy talk as I was 2422 01:48:18.680 --> 01:48:22.880 talking all this ship like you that was a moment. 2423 01:48:22.720 --> 01:48:25.560 In history, dude. You know that in mind was that 2424 01:48:25.760 --> 01:48:29.079 like you cannot, as an anonymous person beef with the 2425 01:48:29.119 --> 01:48:31.279 person who is not anonymous, right, you can't do it 2426 01:48:32.000 --> 01:48:35.119 just automatically look pathetic, you know, and you said that 2427 01:48:35.199 --> 01:48:37.119 on the show before. But I just I really like 2428 01:48:37.199 --> 01:48:38.640 that was one of those more stories like, oh, it's 2429 01:48:38.640 --> 01:48:40.920 so clear why this is skewing a certain way. 2430 01:48:40.960 --> 01:48:43.960 Right, you know it was that I actually missed that 2431 01:48:44.319 --> 01:48:46.600 bullshit that was there was a time where oh yeah, 2432 01:48:46.600 --> 01:48:47.359 it was so stupid. 2433 01:48:47.479 --> 01:48:49.119 Yeah. And then the weird thing is that was the 2434 01:48:49.159 --> 01:48:51.520 time where Ethan ruff was still on top with like. 2435 01:48:52.039 --> 01:48:55.159 In the streaming world, in the streaming in their world 2436 01:48:55.279 --> 01:48:57.359 whatever they called what do you called the blood sports? 2437 01:48:57.399 --> 01:48:58.840 Yea, he was. He was on top of like a 2438 01:48:58.920 --> 01:49:03.840 subterranean he was terranean key. He was literally a moment 2439 01:49:04.319 --> 01:49:05.560 was like though he was like a mole. He was 2440 01:49:05.600 --> 01:49:07.560 like a mole king or prince, because he was still 2441 01:49:07.800 --> 01:49:09.039 the mole prince. 2442 01:49:10.359 --> 01:49:13.119 Like moles. It was like there was like a it 2443 01:49:13.239 --> 01:49:17.039 was all subterranean. You're absolutely right, but like he had 2444 01:49:17.159 --> 01:49:19.560 prominence within that community and now he's like a complete 2445 01:49:19.680 --> 01:49:22.479 laughing stock and makes like no money. I don't know 2446 01:49:22.520 --> 01:49:25.039 why you And he's banished in Mexico or something, right, 2447 01:49:25.359 --> 01:49:27.319 banish Spanish because I think. 2448 01:49:27.239 --> 01:49:30.159 Like he's all this child's importing all this crazy. It's 2449 01:49:30.199 --> 01:49:33.079 such a wild stuff. But anyway, I can't understand you 2450 01:49:33.159 --> 01:49:36.239 watch that ship, dude, like it's people watch locals all 2451 01:49:36.279 --> 01:49:36.520 the time. 2452 01:49:36.560 --> 01:49:38.399 I like, I like, I like hearing about it. 2453 01:49:39.079 --> 01:49:40.479 I can't even hear about that. For me, It's like 2454 01:49:40.520 --> 01:49:41.359 this is this garbage. 2455 01:49:41.439 --> 01:49:44.439 It is it's reality television high tier. 2456 01:49:44.760 --> 01:49:47.359 It is Ethan ralph To me is the best locale 2457 01:49:47.399 --> 01:49:49.800 that has been undiscovered to like the mainstream, because there's 2458 01:49:49.840 --> 01:49:55.199 like a uh Turkey Tom makes these videos just it's all. 2459 01:49:55.439 --> 01:49:58.199 It's like video essays almost of doctor I should say, 2460 01:49:58.239 --> 01:50:00.600 many documentaries right of of locals. 2461 01:50:00.840 --> 01:50:04.319 That's the channel. Yeah, hasn't made one about ethan Ro 2462 01:50:04.439 --> 01:50:05.760 for some reason, but he's made one. 2463 01:50:05.840 --> 01:50:10.319 So Jojo watches these foody fat chicks that are insane 2464 01:50:10.319 --> 01:50:12.880 and one of them converted Islam and crazy drama. But 2465 01:50:12.920 --> 01:50:17.840 they're like Turkey Thomas made videos on them. They're mainstream locales. 2466 01:50:17.920 --> 01:50:21.399 They're like there the normies know about them. And I'm like, yeah, 2467 01:50:21.479 --> 01:50:24.359 your grandmother knows about them. Probably my grandma doesn't know 2468 01:50:24.439 --> 01:50:25.199 my name. 2469 01:50:25.920 --> 01:50:29.239 Well, yeah, but she knows. She remembers she never called you. 2470 01:50:31.439 --> 01:50:33.119 She's never what she ever called me, Sweeney. 2471 01:50:33.680 --> 01:50:37.439 I'm just asking there are no bad questions, Yes, that 2472 01:50:37.560 --> 01:50:39.399 are why. 2473 01:50:39.600 --> 01:50:42.119 Because you say them, Sweeney, that was a bad question. 2474 01:50:42.560 --> 01:50:44.479 I really wish you wouldn't hate the gays. 2475 01:50:45.600 --> 01:50:47.239 I taught you better. I taught you better. 2476 01:50:48.000 --> 01:50:50.399 See her again and she's like she's she's lucid for 2477 01:50:50.439 --> 01:50:52.760 a moment and she's like, why at the gay so much? 2478 01:50:54.279 --> 01:50:59.880 I'm just like Grandma, you just go what if you 2479 01:51:00.159 --> 01:51:02.279 visit just gold Grandma? 2480 01:51:02.399 --> 01:51:05.399 What if you go to visit yourandmother and it's it's 2481 01:51:05.439 --> 01:51:11.560 a wolf in her clothes. It's a good question, were 2482 01:51:11.640 --> 01:51:14.920 wolf or just a regular just a normal A regular 2483 01:51:15.079 --> 01:51:20.079 wolf is just damn near a coyote, just like just 2484 01:51:20.159 --> 01:51:22.920 like a wild dog basically, And so would it be 2485 01:51:23.199 --> 01:51:26.079 in just in her clothes in them? 2486 01:51:26.239 --> 01:51:28.840 Are you? I would ask a question once, are you good? 2487 01:51:29.680 --> 01:51:32.039 So so, Grandma? Did you turn into coyote? Or the 2488 01:51:32.079 --> 01:51:32.920 bad thinks brains? 2489 01:51:32.960 --> 01:51:36.439 And it doesn't say anything because I can't. 2490 01:51:37.399 --> 01:51:39.319 I just get a big chair and not start hitting away. 2491 01:51:39.720 --> 01:51:41.840 I would probably leave, I think I would. I think 2492 01:51:41.880 --> 01:51:42.680 I wouldn't question it. 2493 01:51:42.720 --> 01:51:45.079 I would leave. Yeah, I could kill a coyote with 2494 01:51:45.159 --> 01:51:46.119 a chair easily. 2495 01:51:46.399 --> 01:51:50.520 But sure you want to probably? Yeah, my grandma is gone. 2496 01:51:50.560 --> 01:51:53.119 Like I'm already upset coyote. 2497 01:51:53.159 --> 01:51:56.760 It's really upsetting that they're cute. Actually, I don't know, 2498 01:51:56.840 --> 01:52:00.399 because like there's such pasts clearly, and I remember befud coyote. 2499 01:52:00.479 --> 01:52:02.920 So I don't have a disdain everything. I agree with that. 2500 01:52:03.439 --> 01:52:04.920 I just understand that they are a past. 2501 01:52:05.119 --> 01:52:07.439 Every little mammals cute. That's how it is. 2502 01:52:07.880 --> 01:52:10.600 Pretty much, well, not not people. 2503 01:52:11.159 --> 01:52:13.760 Little humans. That's a good point. I think most human 2504 01:52:13.800 --> 01:52:17.199 compared to there are some really cute humans, like fur babies, 2505 01:52:18.039 --> 01:52:20.520 like babies. When I see them, like like a kitten, 2506 01:52:20.720 --> 01:52:23.920 that thing looks like babies that are really cute. Is 2507 01:52:24.039 --> 01:52:26.640 very cute, you know, like he's a rare exception, though 2508 01:52:27.000 --> 01:52:28.479 what happened. I think my nephew's very cute. 2509 01:52:28.800 --> 01:52:31.000 How old is well, I think once it gets like 2510 01:52:31.159 --> 01:52:35.680 six months, it's almost enough time for me. When they born, 2511 01:52:36.199 --> 01:52:40.560 Like yeah, like infants are ugly exactly, but infant everything 2512 01:52:40.640 --> 01:52:41.920 is ugly. Though I don't know, I don't agree with 2513 01:52:42.000 --> 01:52:43.720 a little baby puppy and stuff. 2514 01:52:43.720 --> 01:52:45.600 You clean it up, and it's they're not they're not 2515 01:52:45.800 --> 01:52:47.520 really cute. They're shaking, shaking. 2516 01:52:47.760 --> 01:52:50.960 It's also once you clean them up, you're like, look 2517 01:52:50.960 --> 01:52:55.439 at this little it's like to start juggling ship yeaeah. 2518 01:52:55.800 --> 01:52:57.520 Then like one of them falls, but you're like there's 2519 01:52:57.520 --> 01:52:59.520 so many more, yeah, so many more. Ye even even 2520 01:52:59.560 --> 01:53:02.920 the mom's like like like like like six week old 2521 01:53:02.960 --> 01:53:05.640 puppies horrible read more. 2522 01:53:06.720 --> 01:53:09.199 Like six weeks. Like when you get six weeks when 2523 01:53:09.199 --> 01:53:10.720 you can actually have them as puppies, so you can 2524 01:53:10.760 --> 01:53:13.399 actually take them home than their mom. Then cut like, oh, 2525 01:53:13.439 --> 01:53:16.079 this is adorable, Grandma. 2526 01:53:16.680 --> 01:53:25.880 It's me, grandma. Well it's like I feel better than ever, don't. 2527 01:53:28.319 --> 01:53:31.720 My sorcerer turned me into a dog. But yeah, guys, 2528 01:53:32.119 --> 01:53:34.079 the DSP Laura's dope. 2529 01:53:34.600 --> 01:53:35.319 It's it's great. 2530 01:53:35.399 --> 01:53:38.319 I'm just trying to wrap it up. It's the this 2531 01:53:38.439 --> 01:53:40.119 is how you don't play videos are my favorite, like 2532 01:53:40.720 --> 01:53:42.439 if you, if you, if you go to this is 2533 01:53:42.479 --> 01:53:44.640 how you don't play middle Gear Salad, specifically those ones 2534 01:53:44.720 --> 01:53:46.359 I like, I don't remember. I can't remember it was 2535 01:53:46.359 --> 01:53:49.640 two or three. Ship is two is a good one? 2536 01:53:49.880 --> 01:53:52.079 A good one's a good one? Like because he he 2537 01:53:52.159 --> 01:53:53.439 doesn't have everything. 2538 01:53:53.159 --> 01:53:55.279 Up, doesn't know the concept of stealth. 2539 01:53:55.720 --> 01:53:58.039 Here's no kinds of stealth. He doesn't read anything on 2540 01:53:58.119 --> 01:54:00.479 the screen, he doesn't know how to play. 2541 01:54:00.479 --> 01:54:03.159 It's crazy. It's like, yo, what the fuck I'm seeing 2542 01:54:03.199 --> 01:54:04.760 him thatause I thought I was a bad gamer for 2543 01:54:04.840 --> 01:54:06.199 a while and then I'm like, oh, I guess I 2544 01:54:06.319 --> 01:54:07.920 wasn't really exposed enough of them to get really, like 2545 01:54:07.960 --> 01:54:09.960 at least decent. Yeah, he's terrible. 2546 01:54:10.000 --> 01:54:12.279 I stole that format, like because I love the format 2547 01:54:12.319 --> 01:54:14.560 of it so much of like the like just bad 2548 01:54:14.640 --> 01:54:17.760 gameplay with like comments, Yeah, it's like over it because 2549 01:54:18.000 --> 01:54:19.760 there's something about it that it really is, like it's 2550 01:54:19.920 --> 01:54:22.399 it's low key a genius format and I sold it 2551 01:54:22.600 --> 01:54:26.079 like early a long time ago on this channel. Uh, 2552 01:54:26.239 --> 01:54:27.520 it used to be just like a place I used 2553 01:54:27.520 --> 01:54:30.039 to just throw bullshit on. And there's like a couple 2554 01:54:30.079 --> 01:54:31.680 of gameplay videos that are just that like could be 2555 01:54:31.760 --> 01:54:34.600 streaming and just like I take like an hour and 2556 01:54:34.680 --> 01:54:36.760 I like edit it down to like ten minutes or something, 2557 01:54:37.159 --> 01:54:41.039 and I just have like insults from the chat about 2558 01:54:41.079 --> 01:54:42.840 how I'm fucked up and or like how I'm doing 2559 01:54:42.920 --> 01:54:44.560 things wrong played over it, and it's so it's such 2560 01:54:44.560 --> 01:54:46.000 a good form. I wi I could do that more. 2561 01:54:46.079 --> 01:54:49.760 But like capture cards are fucking annoying. But yeah, they're 2562 01:54:49.800 --> 01:54:51.680 like really tedious to set it, especially if like you 2563 01:54:51.760 --> 01:54:54.520 want to be comfortable with it. Graphics cards are strong 2564 01:54:54.640 --> 01:54:57.319 enough to just capture it through obs. No, I mean 2565 01:54:57.359 --> 01:55:00.680 it's more about like yeah, I mean I guess that's 2566 01:55:00.840 --> 01:55:03.560 that's that is true. I could do it. I think 2567 01:55:03.600 --> 01:55:05.279 I just think I play more on console now, so 2568 01:55:05.359 --> 01:55:07.720 like like I'm trying to figure out like can I 2569 01:55:08.000 --> 01:55:11.520 can I figure that? Yeah, I'm not sure really yea 2570 01:55:12.199 --> 01:55:13.159 cock and dust in the room. 2571 01:55:13.199 --> 01:55:17.439 I've literally i've i've, I've i've zero. 2572 01:55:17.720 --> 01:55:19.680 I mean, we were just talking about, holy shit, they're 2573 01:55:19.680 --> 01:55:22.119 probably gonna have new consoles in like three years, and 2574 01:55:22.880 --> 01:55:25.079 and I'm like, so I'm just waiting because I I i've. 2575 01:55:25.960 --> 01:55:29.279 It was weird that I have no fomo for either 2576 01:55:29.439 --> 01:55:31.319 console right now. I was like, that's weird. 2577 01:55:31.600 --> 01:55:34.880 The thing that is curious to me is that there's 2578 01:55:34.960 --> 01:55:37.880 rumors and it actually leaked and it actually got taken 2579 01:55:37.920 --> 01:55:40.000 down at Microsoft, so it's like there's some legitimacy to it, 2580 01:55:40.319 --> 01:55:42.520 uh where I think the plans are for the next 2581 01:55:42.720 --> 01:55:46.880 Xbox to have like Steam integrated onto it, which is 2582 01:55:47.479 --> 01:55:50.600 fucking crazy, Like if that's true, Like, oh dude, are 2583 01:55:50.640 --> 01:55:54.439 you kidding stem it's so convenient. I mean, that's that's 2584 01:55:54.439 --> 01:55:56.279 actually like the only good reason that you would have 2585 01:55:56.319 --> 01:55:57.960 to even buy an Xbox at that point, because then 2586 01:55:58.000 --> 01:55:58.920 you get everything. 2587 01:55:58.720 --> 01:56:01.239 That's theoretically that's very nice because then it's like, Okay, 2588 01:56:01.279 --> 01:56:04.399 I don't feel like I'm gonna yeah, I'm gonna tea. 2589 01:56:04.680 --> 01:56:08.119 Yeah, that's that's enticing to me. That's really the only 2590 01:56:08.199 --> 01:56:09.680 way that they could ever get me back at this point. 2591 01:56:09.680 --> 01:56:11.039 Because like I look at an Xbox now and I'm like, 2592 01:56:11.039 --> 01:56:12.640 why the fun would I even bother with even? 2593 01:56:12.720 --> 01:56:15.279 Like what what even the They're just not even talking 2594 01:56:15.279 --> 01:56:17.520 about exclusives anymore. Yeah, I have I have mine for 2595 01:56:17.560 --> 01:56:18.640 a backwards compatibility. 2596 01:56:19.039 --> 01:56:22.119 That's literally it, right, I mean I still have Xbox One, 2597 01:56:22.520 --> 01:56:24.560 so I'm just like I was playing Hunter on it 2598 01:56:24.600 --> 01:56:25.960 and it was part of the reckoning. 2599 01:56:26.079 --> 01:56:31.520 Yeah, that was super fucking fun, except for I don't remember. 2600 01:56:31.560 --> 01:56:32.960 And this is probably why I don't remember, is I 2601 01:56:33.000 --> 01:56:33.640 don't know if i've. 2602 01:56:34.760 --> 01:56:35.800 Exactly but it's not. 2603 01:56:36.000 --> 01:56:39.199 But I don't even think it's scales, Like I think 2604 01:56:39.199 --> 01:56:41.720 it's just we made it this because I'm playing it 2605 01:56:41.760 --> 01:56:45.560 by myself. The first boss took I made Jojo take 2606 01:56:45.600 --> 01:56:48.399 over because I was tired of trying. No, it's just 2607 01:56:48.680 --> 01:56:52.520 fucking it's uh, it's it's it's a beast with like 2608 01:56:52.680 --> 01:56:55.319 four legs and it's just like it has two giant arms. 2609 01:56:55.359 --> 01:56:57.520 It looks like something from Resident Evil, Like it looks 2610 01:56:57.520 --> 01:56:59.199 like it looks like it looks like one of the 2611 01:56:59.359 --> 01:57:02.520 like the Viry that's like when I'm William, it's like 2612 01:57:03.000 --> 01:57:04.720 stage four, So it looks like one of those things. 2613 01:57:04.720 --> 01:57:06.399 And it's just probaly was so fucking cool. 2614 01:57:06.720 --> 01:57:07.119 Sponge. 2615 01:57:07.159 --> 01:57:10.199 It's the bullet sponge that you need multiple people because 2616 01:57:10.239 --> 01:57:11.840 it took me like forty five minutes to beat it 2617 01:57:12.239 --> 01:57:14.439 because you're just and I was like, I'm tired, Jojo. 2618 01:57:16.000 --> 01:57:17.680 So I had her due for the rest like fifteen 2619 01:57:17.720 --> 01:57:18.600 minutes because. 2620 01:57:18.359 --> 01:57:21.520 It like goes down, Yeah you shot, I've shot it 2621 01:57:21.600 --> 01:57:24.560 one hundred times and then it goes No. It is 2622 01:57:24.640 --> 01:57:27.479 not scaled at all. It is specifically like made for 2623 01:57:28.039 --> 01:57:28.680 multiple people. 2624 01:57:28.840 --> 01:57:29.399 Need people. 2625 01:57:29.479 --> 01:57:31.960 And I stopped playing because on the next mission, after 2626 01:57:32.000 --> 01:57:35.000 you beat the first boss is you have to escort. 2627 01:57:34.720 --> 01:57:35.319 A little girl. 2628 01:57:35.760 --> 01:57:38.920 Yeah, and she's really slow, And I was like, I 2629 01:57:39.079 --> 01:57:40.840 literally cannot do this. You need somebody else. 2630 01:57:40.840 --> 01:57:43.880 Will you even possible? So I only have one Xbox 2631 01:57:43.920 --> 01:57:46.239 Coutrol right now because the other one broke. I was like, fuck, okay, 2632 01:57:46.520 --> 01:57:48.199 I guess I never mind. I'm not playing this anymore. 2633 01:57:48.800 --> 01:57:51.039 That sucks anyway. 2634 01:57:52.239 --> 01:57:54.720 I think I have a three sixty in my house somewhere. 2635 01:57:55.119 --> 01:57:56.680 I have a bunch of three sixties in my house 2636 01:57:56.680 --> 01:57:58.760 because like, my cousin's just left a bunch of theirs 2637 01:57:58.920 --> 01:58:00.680 when they upgrade to my home. He just dropped one 2638 01:58:00.680 --> 01:58:03.159 of there's like four three sixties in my in my 2639 01:58:03.279 --> 01:58:06.760 parents house. Most of them are broken, like my old 2640 01:58:06.800 --> 01:58:10.279 ones broken. My original one is definitely broken. I remember 2641 01:58:10.359 --> 01:58:13.279 the fucking metal thing for the plug came out and 2642 01:58:13.399 --> 01:58:15.560 I was just like, well, what the what am I 2643 01:58:15.600 --> 01:58:17.439 gonna do with this? I love that machine, but man, 2644 01:58:17.479 --> 01:58:19.479 it was it was such a sickly It's like a 2645 01:58:19.520 --> 01:58:21.840 sick dog that you just it's like your favorite. It's 2646 01:58:21.840 --> 01:58:25.720 such a good dog and it's so like loyal, but 2647 01:58:25.880 --> 01:58:30.399 like it's so with the three sixties. Yeah, I don't know. 2648 01:58:31.199 --> 01:58:34.199 I can't destroy all the hardware like that. There's something 2649 01:58:34.199 --> 01:58:35.279 about it because it feels like. 2650 01:58:36.960 --> 01:58:37.800 That's so stupid. 2651 01:58:38.239 --> 01:58:41.800 Hammers, that's so stuff, that's so dumb. Just keep one, 2652 01:58:42.880 --> 01:58:45.560 you know people people pay money for just like even 2653 01:58:45.720 --> 01:58:46.680 husks of those things. 2654 01:58:47.239 --> 01:58:49.439 Well, I wish I would have kept my the elite 2655 01:58:49.479 --> 01:58:51.560 one that had like the it had a gears skin. 2656 01:58:51.960 --> 01:58:54.039 Oh I had a modern war for two, like I 2657 01:58:54.079 --> 01:58:56.279 had the Mono war for two, like uh, Elite one 2658 01:58:57.479 --> 01:58:59.880 and green one. Yeah, I are you serious? 2659 01:59:00.159 --> 01:59:02.119 Yeah? I think I probably still that's might be the 2660 01:59:02.159 --> 01:59:02.600 one in my house. 2661 01:59:02.640 --> 01:59:03.920 Might Now that thing is so nice? 2662 01:59:04.159 --> 01:59:05.960 You know what I traded I because I wasn't really 2663 01:59:06.000 --> 01:59:08.680 I want a PS four from Taco Bell and there 2664 01:59:08.760 --> 01:59:10.880 was nothing out, yeah, because it was I I was 2665 01:59:11.039 --> 01:59:12.479 I got a you know, I got it before it 2666 01:59:12.520 --> 01:59:14.039 officially came out, and I was like I just came 2667 01:59:14.079 --> 01:59:15.600 with a knack and I was like, this game sucks. 2668 01:59:16.239 --> 01:59:16.680 Was terrible. 2669 01:59:16.680 --> 01:59:18.880 And then like nothing was out even when it officially launched, 2670 01:59:18.880 --> 01:59:20.000 and I'm like, what the fuck do I do with this? 2671 01:59:20.199 --> 01:59:21.680 Then I sold it. 2672 01:59:22.079 --> 01:59:22.960 I know, I traded. 2673 01:59:23.319 --> 01:59:26.560 I traded for that Gears Xbox that was modded, and 2674 01:59:26.680 --> 01:59:29.239 then at g t A five and some gay FIFA game, 2675 01:59:30.000 --> 01:59:30.720 I was like, I don't. 2676 01:59:30.520 --> 01:59:35.319 Play yeah gay all right? Figay. 2677 01:59:36.079 --> 01:59:37.279 It was worth it because I was like, oh this 2678 01:59:37.359 --> 01:59:39.520 is cool and modded. So I played a bunch of 2679 01:59:39.560 --> 01:59:42.479 burd games and then uh GT five was brand new, 2680 01:59:42.560 --> 01:59:44.359 so so I was like, yeah, it was great. 2681 01:59:44.439 --> 01:59:45.239 It was good. It was good. 2682 01:59:45.560 --> 01:59:49.039 Perfect. So Yasline Clemens on Spotify and Apple Music wrote 2683 01:59:49.079 --> 01:59:52.920 in nice plug, it's really really really clever. 2684 01:59:53.479 --> 01:59:53.880 I like that. 2685 01:59:53.960 --> 01:59:57.359 That's really smart. It's not a bad idea. Actually, anyway, 2686 01:59:57.399 --> 01:59:58.920 he wrote in he says I had a dream you 2687 01:59:59.000 --> 02:00:01.079 guys did are live q an a session in Michigan 2688 02:00:02.439 --> 02:00:05.920 that definitely was a dream. After the show, you guys 2689 02:00:05.960 --> 02:00:09.319 started handing out Sween bucks. They were fake one D 2690 02:00:09.640 --> 02:00:12.239 bills with Sweeney smiling on them. This could be a 2691 02:00:12.319 --> 02:00:13.279 lucrative business move. 2692 02:00:13.319 --> 02:00:14.279 I've never smiled once. 2693 02:00:15.000 --> 02:00:17.800 That's true. It's true. Every smile that you think you 2694 02:00:17.840 --> 02:00:20.239 see is actually just your eyes doing a crazy little trip. 2695 02:00:20.319 --> 02:00:26.039 It's snarling. I think we should. I really, I'm unirotically 2696 02:00:26.079 --> 02:00:26.920 want to do live shows. 2697 02:00:27.760 --> 02:00:30.880 Yeah, I want it because I want like, I want 2698 02:00:30.960 --> 02:00:33.560 that experience because I think it'll also we. 2699 02:00:33.720 --> 02:00:35.279 Do like a small one that would be nice. We 2700 02:00:35.279 --> 02:00:39.119 should like we should, which is they're fucking expensive. That's 2701 02:00:39.159 --> 02:00:42.039 the problem is that it's nuts, like, gotta figure out 2702 02:00:42.039 --> 02:00:43.439 the other venue. You gotta figure out this stuff. 2703 02:00:43.439 --> 02:00:45.560 I feel like Whiskey at go Go is always desperately 2704 02:00:45.640 --> 02:00:47.520 looking for to fill that venue. 2705 02:00:47.720 --> 02:00:51.720 Whis go go. Yeah, would they do a podcast? Feel 2706 02:00:51.720 --> 02:00:52.800 like it's a music place, isn't it. 2707 02:00:52.840 --> 02:00:55.680 Well? Yeah, but but you can do you can do podcast, 2708 02:00:55.960 --> 02:00:56.520 and I. 2709 02:00:56.520 --> 02:00:59.800 Guess we could do it in I can't even imagine. 2710 02:00:59.840 --> 02:01:04.119 I'm having a tough time imagine. Okay, yeah, I don't 2711 02:01:04.119 --> 02:01:06.439 see why not. No, I think you're right, But I 2712 02:01:06.520 --> 02:01:09.640 also I'm literally at a singularity right now. 2713 02:01:10.720 --> 02:01:12.680 I mean, I guess all I can do is ask 2714 02:01:12.760 --> 02:01:15.000 because I just see I always see advertisements they're like 2715 02:01:15.279 --> 02:01:17.960 please book us kind of a thing. So I'm like 2716 02:01:18.119 --> 02:01:20.720 ships place Whiskey anymore because I used to be like 2717 02:01:20.920 --> 02:01:21.800 iconic back in the day. 2718 02:01:21.800 --> 02:01:25.479 I remember, if I've ever day, is that like an 2719 02:01:25.520 --> 02:01:29.640 open floor bar kind of place? It probably is. That's 2720 02:01:29.680 --> 02:01:30.600 why I can't imagine it. 2721 02:01:30.680 --> 02:01:32.319 That's the problem is I haven't been in the Whiskey 2722 02:01:32.439 --> 02:01:35.159 probably in over fifteen years, so I can't even Oh, 2723 02:01:35.159 --> 02:01:35.760 you know what I'm thinking. 2724 02:01:35.800 --> 02:01:38.000 I'm thinking of like the viper room or something. Oh, 2725 02:01:38.640 --> 02:01:39.920 That's what I'm thinking. And I'm like, how do you 2726 02:01:39.960 --> 02:01:42.520 do a podcast room? Seems impossible? 2727 02:01:42.520 --> 02:01:45.239 I wonder if we can do it in and like say, 2728 02:01:45.800 --> 02:01:47.520 uh flappers. 2729 02:01:48.000 --> 02:01:52.680 Flappers, which will yeah, because it's like there's because nothing 2730 02:01:52.760 --> 02:01:54.039 have like a really small room. 2731 02:01:54.039 --> 02:01:54.960 I think it's like the o R. 2732 02:01:55.000 --> 02:01:56.159 It's like really really thing do. 2733 02:01:56.960 --> 02:02:00.319 But the people that goes are crazy like there this 2734 02:02:00.479 --> 02:02:04.079 year he does I know, he makes random Evan heart 2735 02:02:04.199 --> 02:02:04.600 every Yeah. 2736 02:02:04.600 --> 02:02:06.960 Every now and again, I walk by like on a 2737 02:02:07.039 --> 02:02:09.119 walk and I'll see like this person's here to night 2738 02:02:09.119 --> 02:02:11.760 and I'm like this that they're coming here coming here. 2739 02:02:12.039 --> 02:02:14.560 So I'm so confused. No, no, just to the fiber. 2740 02:02:14.560 --> 02:02:16.880 It's just like it's just like it's tucked away in 2741 02:02:16.920 --> 02:02:18.399 such a weird place and you don't think about it. 2742 02:02:18.479 --> 02:02:20.119 Look, I'm gonna do some that might not be a 2743 02:02:20.159 --> 02:02:21.279 bad idea, do some research. 2744 02:02:21.479 --> 02:02:22.199 I've never looked at up. 2745 02:02:22.359 --> 02:02:23.960 So I remember telling the story about a little while 2746 02:02:23.960 --> 02:02:25.479 ago there was this comedian. He's a bald guy. I 2747 02:02:25.520 --> 02:02:29.359 think his name is Troy or Tony Barker, Tony Barker Baker. 2748 02:02:30.199 --> 02:02:33.880 He's a bald look up, look up Tony Tony Black 2749 02:02:33.920 --> 02:02:36.159 comedian right now. I mean, if I'm not gonna use 2750 02:02:36.199 --> 02:02:37.600 my phone during the podcast much, I don't have. 2751 02:02:37.640 --> 02:02:37.960 It with me. 2752 02:02:38.680 --> 02:02:44.760 Tony Black Comedians Tony Black comedian. His name is Black 2753 02:02:44.800 --> 02:02:48.880 comedians named Tony or something like that. I wouldn't I 2754 02:02:48.880 --> 02:02:50.039 would never smoke a blunt with him. 2755 02:02:50.279 --> 02:02:53.600 But anyway, Yeah, we'll move on these swing bucks. 2756 02:02:53.640 --> 02:02:57.640 Tony Barker or Baker, Tony Baker. There is a Tony Black, 2757 02:02:58.960 --> 02:02:59.840 Tony Roberts. 2758 02:03:01.600 --> 02:03:04.159 You gotta be more specific, Tony Baker, Tony Baker. Is 2759 02:03:04.199 --> 02:03:07.479 that his name? And that's his name, Tony Baker. Let's 2760 02:03:07.840 --> 02:03:08.720 never heard of this guy. 2761 02:03:09.399 --> 02:03:10.640 Tony baked nigger. 2762 02:03:12.319 --> 02:03:14.560 What the I didn't even say that on purpose. I 2763 02:03:14.640 --> 02:03:18.239 believe that. I know you're just a That was a 2764 02:03:18.560 --> 02:03:19.439 crazy slip. 2765 02:03:19.680 --> 02:03:20.720 I can tell it didn't. 2766 02:03:20.880 --> 02:03:22.920 It wasn't a slip man, Well, no, it was. 2767 02:03:23.560 --> 02:03:25.680 I generally did not want to say that that was 2768 02:03:25.760 --> 02:03:30.720 a kareem, that was a jet set radio. 2769 02:03:31.199 --> 02:03:32.880 I would have been suspended if I was in school, 2770 02:03:32.960 --> 02:03:34.720 you know. Yeah, I didn't mean to. 2771 02:03:34.720 --> 02:03:37.840 Say that the nurse would have club your kneecass? Is 2772 02:03:37.880 --> 02:03:38.319 it this guy? 2773 02:03:39.239 --> 02:03:39.479 Yes? 2774 02:03:40.119 --> 02:03:40.479 Who else? 2775 02:03:41.039 --> 02:03:45.359 So? Tony Baker, he's a pretty notable but he was. 2776 02:03:45.439 --> 02:03:48.920 One time I was in Woodstock with Elliott Torres okay, 2777 02:03:49.199 --> 02:03:51.640 and I ended up smoking a blunt with him, and 2778 02:03:51.800 --> 02:03:53.399 I got only two black people there, and he was like, 2779 02:03:53.439 --> 02:03:54.640 what the fun is going on here? It's like, I 2780 02:03:54.680 --> 02:03:56.880 don't know, I got dragged here by my friends. I 2781 02:03:56.920 --> 02:03:57.720 don't know what's happened. 2782 02:03:57.880 --> 02:03:59.720 Wait, where was going on Woodstock? 2783 02:03:59.760 --> 02:04:02.039 It was like some sort of comedy get together where 2784 02:04:02.039 --> 02:04:04.239 it was a bunch of like this comedians getting together 2785 02:04:04.800 --> 02:04:06.800 and it was other favorite ones there. But I was 2786 02:04:06.840 --> 02:04:08.159 with him. He was the only two black ones. I 2787 02:04:08.239 --> 02:04:09.720 mean we locked out. We both knew. 2788 02:04:09.960 --> 02:04:10.239 It's like. 2789 02:04:12.159 --> 02:04:14.279 Like twenty fifteen, fourteen. 2790 02:04:14.720 --> 02:04:15.760 Before you moved out here, huh. 2791 02:04:16.039 --> 02:04:17.439 And I was like, he was like, I don't know 2792 02:04:17.479 --> 02:04:19.000 if I'm doing I was like, honestly, I don't know. 2793 02:04:19.840 --> 02:04:23.520 You smoke smoked together. Well you said it was a 2794 02:04:23.560 --> 02:04:26.479 comedy thing, right, Yeah, so he was there. 2795 02:04:26.920 --> 02:04:28.600 Was he not there to do comedy? He did, he did, 2796 02:04:28.680 --> 02:04:30.359 He did the set okay, and he was just he 2797 02:04:30.439 --> 02:04:31.720 was like, like, this was. 2798 02:04:31.720 --> 02:04:36.399 His weirdest Woodstock, New York is so strange. It's crazy 2799 02:04:36.439 --> 02:04:36.800 ever been. 2800 02:04:36.920 --> 02:04:38.760 I mean, yeah, of course, I've never bet. I was 2801 02:04:38.800 --> 02:04:40.439 pretty old by the time I even learned that that 2802 02:04:40.520 --> 02:04:41.159 was in New York. 2803 02:04:42.279 --> 02:04:44.479 I learned it was New York that night. Oh really 2804 02:04:44.600 --> 02:04:45.039 we got there. 2805 02:04:45.119 --> 02:04:46.680 I just never thought about it because I would hear 2806 02:04:46.680 --> 02:04:49.479 about it, you know, I would he like the festival, Yeah. 2807 02:04:49.399 --> 02:04:50.960 Exactly, the festival was in New York. 2808 02:04:51.359 --> 02:04:53.279 IF's wasn't It just wasn't in Woodstock. 2809 02:04:53.399 --> 02:04:54.960 No, it wasn't. It wasn't Connecticut, I think or something 2810 02:04:55.000 --> 02:04:57.960 like that was it actually, But the it was it 2811 02:04:58.119 --> 02:05:00.239 was meant to be in New York. That was to 2812 02:05:00.319 --> 02:05:02.960 be there. They they gathered, then they were not allowed 2813 02:05:03.000 --> 02:05:04.279 to be there or something like that, and they went 2814 02:05:04.359 --> 02:05:04.760 somewhere else. 2815 02:05:04.800 --> 02:05:06.840 Yeah, they had like a regulation issue or something, and 2816 02:05:06.920 --> 02:05:09.840 so they moved. The festival didn't happen in Woodstock it 2817 02:05:09.880 --> 02:05:12.359 was originally supposed to. But it's still called Woodstock anyway. 2818 02:05:12.399 --> 02:05:14.560 It's a great because because. 2819 02:05:14.319 --> 02:05:16.640 That's because that's where they were aiming to go with Woodstock. 2820 02:05:16.640 --> 02:05:17.960 I guess I just learned I'm new because I just 2821 02:05:18.039 --> 02:05:21.399 get assumed it's a reasonable exception. Yeah, it's a great 2822 02:05:21.479 --> 02:05:24.239 story story. I don't even know how the funk we 2823 02:05:24.319 --> 02:05:26.439 got here. No, I don't know either. We're gonna print 2824 02:05:26.439 --> 02:05:29.039 those swinging books right now. They will be one hundred 2825 02:05:29.039 --> 02:05:32.800 dollars box. You can buy them for what's a fair 2826 02:05:32.960 --> 02:05:37.680 price for that in the soroundom million, three billion dollars cash? 2827 02:05:37.720 --> 02:05:38.399 What do they get you? 2828 02:05:38.520 --> 02:05:40.520 What do they get you? A swen book? 2829 02:05:41.199 --> 02:05:41.680 Yeah, I don't know. 2830 02:05:41.800 --> 02:05:43.479 It's just like a I don't know, hanging on your wall, 2831 02:05:43.520 --> 02:05:44.680 like mister Crabs dollar or something. 2832 02:05:44.760 --> 02:05:46.520 Yeah, I'm gonna figure it out where I can print 2833 02:05:46.560 --> 02:05:49.800 money dot com or something. I'm yeah, yeah, I sere 2834 02:05:49.800 --> 02:05:52.000 I get it done dot fez. I don't know any 2835 02:05:53.079 --> 02:05:54.319 ill where you get it done. 2836 02:05:55.439 --> 02:05:58.840 I'm actually I'm gonna do some research on venue stuff 2837 02:05:59.000 --> 02:06:02.000 and see just get a feel for it. There's gotta 2838 02:06:02.039 --> 02:06:06.159 be somebody that it's gotta be easier than it seems. 2839 02:06:06.279 --> 02:06:07.520 It can't be that, you know what I mean, it 2840 02:06:07.560 --> 02:06:08.640 can't be that hard if. 2841 02:06:08.960 --> 02:06:10.920 People on Earth, in the metal community or able to 2842 02:06:11.039 --> 02:06:13.279 book fucking tours, like, it can't be that hard. 2843 02:06:13.319 --> 02:06:17.479 These people are stupid, I'm realizing slowly is more. You know, 2844 02:06:17.560 --> 02:06:19.560 they're just like very successful people who I know for 2845 02:06:19.560 --> 02:06:21.920 a fact are very stupid, not just because I know 2846 02:06:22.039 --> 02:06:24.000 it because it's obvious, but because I've met some of 2847 02:06:24.039 --> 02:06:25.840 these people and I'm like, oh, you're dumb. None of 2848 02:06:25.920 --> 02:06:29.119 this is really that difficult, you know, it's really just tedious. 2849 02:06:29.199 --> 02:06:31.800 It's it's tedious and intimidating before you know what it is. 2850 02:06:31.960 --> 02:06:33.760 It's simply finding a manager to be able to do 2851 02:06:33.800 --> 02:06:35.399 it for you. That's the only heart. That's the biggest thing. 2852 02:06:35.399 --> 02:06:37.439 I was saying, if we if we start doing live ship, 2853 02:06:37.560 --> 02:06:39.880 it'll it to me, I would say, giving us a 2854 02:06:40.000 --> 02:06:41.479 reason to get our foot in the door of like 2855 02:06:41.560 --> 02:06:45.840 kind of like the podcast Realm of there's people. 2856 02:06:45.800 --> 02:06:49.439 We just crash a real one, just crash kill Tony 2857 02:06:50.439 --> 02:06:51.119 set it on fire. 2858 02:06:51.279 --> 02:06:52.079 It's actually. 2859 02:06:54.039 --> 02:06:56.479 We should we should we should kill Tony? We should 2860 02:06:56.680 --> 02:06:57.600 we should kill Tony. 2861 02:06:59.399 --> 02:07:04.279 I'm on board, but actually you're you're actually you're I 2862 02:07:04.479 --> 02:07:08.199 feel like an idiot that why am I not going 2863 02:07:08.279 --> 02:07:09.720 to these shows to network? 2864 02:07:10.840 --> 02:07:13.000 Oh I know what you mean? Yeah, because they're in Austin. 2865 02:07:13.479 --> 02:07:16.079 Well not those freaks, but like you know, just even 2866 02:07:16.399 --> 02:07:19.520 the leftover is everything that it might not be about it, 2867 02:07:19.920 --> 02:07:22.680 well not everything, but like it's where that weird sphere 2868 02:07:22.800 --> 02:07:25.760 is now the I don't know that Comy is more 2869 02:07:25.920 --> 02:07:29.840 it's more like it's less LA now. It's still New York. 2870 02:07:29.920 --> 02:07:32.600 And and Austin is like a hub for like podcasting 2871 02:07:32.640 --> 02:07:34.640 in that kind of thing, but it's mainly New York. 2872 02:07:34.720 --> 02:07:37.239 And yeah, and uh, and LA is kind of like 2873 02:07:37.279 --> 02:07:40.000 a little bit dwindling as far as that goes. 2874 02:07:40.399 --> 02:07:42.960 I still gotta like, I don't know, Well, I guess 2875 02:07:43.039 --> 02:07:44.960 I I know, I know what I need to do. 2876 02:07:45.039 --> 02:07:48.760 I gotta hang out and and uh, dude, going to 2877 02:07:48.800 --> 02:07:52.119 open Mics is so funny, man, it is so damn 2878 02:07:52.279 --> 02:07:57.119 like it's a genuinely fantastic. I went to one a 2879 02:07:57.159 --> 02:07:58.840 couple I went to one like a couple of months ago, 2880 02:07:59.560 --> 02:08:03.319 and it was so goddamn hilarious. Not because they were funny, 2881 02:08:03.520 --> 02:08:08.199 of course, but like, although one was, just the vibe 2882 02:08:08.239 --> 02:08:10.640 in that room is so fucking hysterical because it's just 2883 02:08:10.720 --> 02:08:13.279 all of them are there. Nobody's there to nobody is 2884 02:08:13.359 --> 02:08:15.800 there to watch the show. Everybody's there to do the show. 2885 02:08:16.840 --> 02:08:18.960 So like it's just a bunch of comedians not laughing 2886 02:08:19.000 --> 02:08:19.920 at each other's material. 2887 02:08:23.359 --> 02:08:23.479 Laugh. 2888 02:08:24.600 --> 02:08:27.039 We should go to one. Yeah, I think I think 2889 02:08:27.079 --> 02:08:30.800 you'd crack up. I think you would. You'd probably get 2890 02:08:30.840 --> 02:08:33.680 kicked out. I think because I know you would laugh 2891 02:08:33.760 --> 02:08:37.039 in a way that would give away the game, you 2892 02:08:37.119 --> 02:08:40.720 know what I mean? Like you you wouldn't, you'd very 2893 02:08:41.000 --> 02:08:45.239 you'd so clearly be laughing at people for not being 2894 02:08:45.319 --> 02:08:46.520 as funny as you want them to be. 2895 02:08:47.000 --> 02:08:47.399 I don't think. 2896 02:08:47.399 --> 02:08:48.600 I don't think you'd be able to hold it in. 2897 02:08:48.920 --> 02:08:52.119 There's no shot that you could go. We should all 2898 02:08:52.199 --> 02:08:54.359 go to a comedy show and not laugh once. 2899 02:08:55.720 --> 02:08:57.520 Try and just dead either. 2900 02:09:00.680 --> 02:09:03.039 You can't even cry, you can't even cry. They have 2901 02:09:03.840 --> 02:09:09.239 they will Derek Derek, if something funny, happy. 2902 02:09:09.119 --> 02:09:10.920 Dude, and that that that Pentagon, that guy that has 2903 02:09:10.920 --> 02:09:13.680 been going viral. Look like the winds blowing and his uh, 2904 02:09:14.039 --> 02:09:15.520 the fans blowing in his hair, the old dude and 2905 02:09:15.560 --> 02:09:18.600 his eyes are like, oh that guy on stage. I 2906 02:09:18.600 --> 02:09:21.840 would be like that the Pentagon. The band's the Pentagon. 2907 02:09:22.000 --> 02:09:22.560 Oh I think. 2908 02:09:24.119 --> 02:09:26.479 Like you said that the I was like, that wasn't 2909 02:09:26.479 --> 02:09:31.119 the Pentagon. No, it's not even Pentagon Pedagram Sorry I 2910 02:09:31.159 --> 02:09:33.880 said Pentagon, Yeah, I said yeah. 2911 02:09:34.000 --> 02:09:41.479 The guy had the that is yeah. 2912 02:09:41.600 --> 02:09:43.439 That video is crazy. That old guy with the big 2913 02:09:43.520 --> 02:09:45.199 hair on stage like glaring at the audience. 2914 02:09:45.239 --> 02:09:46.920 He just doesn't I saw a video of him like 2915 02:09:47.039 --> 02:09:49.560 explaining about their new album. He's like by a tree 2916 02:09:49.640 --> 02:09:51.720 and the like, you know, it looks nice outside. 2917 02:09:51.359 --> 02:09:55.600 And the tree and the tree is curling, it's contorting, 2918 02:09:57.720 --> 02:09:59.680 preven it and it starts moving around its own. 2919 02:09:59.760 --> 02:10:02.119 It's a the hill from a Nightma before Christmas. That 2920 02:10:02.279 --> 02:10:02.800 on Furls. 2921 02:10:03.119 --> 02:10:06.520 It's a mall and it's just like I'm gonna grab 2922 02:10:06.640 --> 02:10:09.119 someone and put them in my wood anyway. 2923 02:10:09.359 --> 02:10:11.399 Yeah yeah, oh yeah, Well let's go to some of them, 2924 02:10:11.720 --> 02:10:13.720 do some Yeah we should do it. Also talk about 2925 02:10:13.760 --> 02:10:16.439 the sis and actually do a set. That would be 2926 02:10:16.720 --> 02:10:19.239 you might as well. I don't have that. You should 2927 02:10:19.239 --> 02:10:20.560 just go up and just like do crowd work. I 2928 02:10:20.600 --> 02:10:22.239 don't even want to work. Is that the big is 2929 02:10:22.319 --> 02:10:24.479 the big comedian thing now for some reason it is, which, 2930 02:10:24.520 --> 02:10:26.279 by the way, I put it on TikTok and You're 2931 02:10:26.279 --> 02:10:27.760 gonna blow up, which, by the way, has lowered the 2932 02:10:27.800 --> 02:10:29.800 bar significantly for me to be even interested in doing it. 2933 02:10:30.159 --> 02:10:30.680 You know what I mean? 2934 02:10:31.000 --> 02:10:31.640 You you look gay. 2935 02:10:32.319 --> 02:10:35.359 I thought you were actually pointing at somebody behind me. No, 2936 02:10:35.479 --> 02:10:39.039 I'm just doing I'm doing See, that's my crowd work. 2937 02:10:39.119 --> 02:10:40.000 Is you got? You got? 2938 02:10:40.079 --> 02:10:41.000 You got sucked into it. 2939 02:10:41.600 --> 02:10:42.960 I think I can do crowd work, but I would 2940 02:10:42.960 --> 02:10:43.840 be like it'd be like. 2941 02:10:43.880 --> 02:10:47.640 A piece of ship and turned like, yeah, we should 2942 02:10:47.640 --> 02:10:49.600 go there and we should say something up, we'll go together, 2943 02:10:49.640 --> 02:10:51.920 and then then you be the guy call out. Yeah. 2944 02:10:51.960 --> 02:10:55.840 Yeah, that'd be crazy work. That kind of happens so insane. 2945 02:10:55.920 --> 02:10:56.439 That would be fun. 2946 02:10:57.000 --> 02:10:59.399 Well that's not fair because we already work off each other. 2947 02:10:59.640 --> 02:11:01.239 So what almost. 2948 02:11:02.760 --> 02:11:04.000 You think there's any honor in this? 2949 02:11:04.359 --> 02:11:05.319 Yeah? Are you kidding? 2950 02:11:08.920 --> 02:11:10.600 Yeah, we're gonna Yeah, we gotta do it. I think 2951 02:11:10.640 --> 02:11:13.720 that Yeah, this is it will be fun. Flappers is perfect. 2952 02:11:13.760 --> 02:11:16.960 It's a perfectly dire environment. It's good stuff. I went 2953 02:11:17.039 --> 02:11:19.720 on a Saturday and it was so sad. Yeah, it 2954 02:11:19.840 --> 02:11:23.239 was so sad. They were like like fifty percent of 2955 02:11:23.279 --> 02:11:26.520 the comedians were like, yeah, so life's fucking miserable right now, 2956 02:11:28.000 --> 02:11:29.439 Like they were making jokes, but you could tell like 2957 02:11:29.520 --> 02:11:30.520 it wasn't really a joke. 2958 02:11:31.399 --> 02:11:32.399 Nobody was going on guys. 2959 02:11:32.439 --> 02:11:33.920 And the last guy I talked about Smash Brothers, he 2960 02:11:34.079 --> 02:11:34.920 was funny, nice. 2961 02:11:35.600 --> 02:11:40.359 It's me Charlie. Let's go criticles there. Have you noticed me? 2962 02:11:40.840 --> 02:11:44.720 Have you noticed the comedy? The punchline situation in this 2963 02:11:44.840 --> 02:11:45.600 joke is crazy. 2964 02:11:47.279 --> 02:11:49.640 Look, man, I'm not someone that usually i'mmst wont to 2965 02:11:49.680 --> 02:11:51.720 use a gallophants over the others about the wealth I 2966 02:11:51.800 --> 02:11:53.680 have and what they do not. But I think you 2967 02:11:53.720 --> 02:11:55.359 guys are all poor and I'm gonna kill everybody in 2968 02:11:55.399 --> 02:11:56.800 his five. 2969 02:11:58.479 --> 02:11:59.319 Charlie wouldn't do that. 2970 02:12:01.039 --> 02:12:02.800 It's gonna start raining heavy metal dicks. 2971 02:12:02.920 --> 02:12:04.560 I like the idea. I like the idea of him 2972 02:12:04.640 --> 02:12:06.840 doing it like a stand up, like any kind of 2973 02:12:06.840 --> 02:12:09.439 open mic. And he's just up there and he's like, 2974 02:12:09.479 --> 02:12:11.920 have you seen this? Have you seen this Elon Musk situation? 2975 02:12:13.000 --> 02:12:20.600 This is poopy cock balls level ridiculous. Anyways, see you Anyways. 2976 02:12:20.840 --> 02:12:27.720 Anyway, someone's yelling so loud you can see a faint 2977 02:12:27.920 --> 02:12:30.880 dragon ball, or it's fake. 2978 02:12:32.600 --> 02:12:35.840 Anyway, let's go on this next question, doctor so doctor 2979 02:12:35.960 --> 02:12:39.119 gay Hitler wrote in Also yeah, doctor gay Hitler. 2980 02:12:39.600 --> 02:12:42.800 I forgot about that guy. What amazing name? What is 2981 02:12:42.840 --> 02:12:45.039 that from a real person that exists? 2982 02:12:46.159 --> 02:12:50.439 Oh that's right, doctor, welcome back, Welcome back, doctor Hitler. 2983 02:12:50.920 --> 02:12:55.199 Gay Hitler, can you stop with this? I actually had 2984 02:12:55.239 --> 02:12:57.000 a thought of like smashing something over his head. 2985 02:12:57.079 --> 02:13:00.520 This is why you gotta do stand up. I want 2986 02:13:00.520 --> 02:13:02.760 to see other people keep forcing that joke on people 2987 02:13:03.520 --> 02:13:04.000 and everything. 2988 02:13:04.079 --> 02:13:05.960 People would be like, you know what, it's honestly funny. 2989 02:13:07.880 --> 02:13:10.680 God anyway, he wrote. He wrote in doctor k Hitler, 2990 02:13:10.720 --> 02:13:13.159 he said, Hey, queer lords, I've recently discovered my uncle 2991 02:13:13.159 --> 02:13:15.039 has made some pretty bad rap songs. Do you have 2992 02:13:15.079 --> 02:13:18.119 any friends and family? Awesome? I want it, first of all, 2993 02:13:18.560 --> 02:13:20.399 root of you not to put a link right of 2994 02:13:20.560 --> 02:13:22.000 like I want to. I want to hear. I want 2995 02:13:22.000 --> 02:13:24.279 to hear that. That's awesome. Dude, Do you have any 2996 02:13:24.319 --> 02:13:26.119 friends or family with bad music out on the internet? 2997 02:13:26.560 --> 02:13:29.279 I have any family? Do you have any p Really? 2998 02:13:29.479 --> 02:13:29.680 Yeah? 2999 02:13:29.920 --> 02:13:30.960 Fuck you know you don't. 3000 02:13:31.199 --> 02:13:33.640 I'm not even kidding. It's really fucking bad. I don't 3001 02:13:33.680 --> 02:13:36.199 know where to find it anymore. We've talked about this before. 3002 02:13:36.199 --> 02:13:38.159 I think you said because he couldn't he couldn't find it. 3003 02:13:39.119 --> 02:13:41.880 It's lots of me jalen in nor front elitor. Oh 3004 02:13:42.000 --> 02:13:44.680 my god, that I would love to hear that it's garbage. 3005 02:13:44.720 --> 02:13:48.960 It's I bet it's garbage. Guard. So you were around, 3006 02:13:49.000 --> 02:13:50.159 we were making it, and you were like, Yo, what 3007 02:13:50.199 --> 02:13:50.840 are you guys doing? 3008 02:13:51.720 --> 02:13:55.039 I think I I think I vaguely remember that before, 3009 02:13:55.199 --> 02:13:58.720 like the media it was band camp or something. 3010 02:13:58.760 --> 02:14:00.399 No, I might have been on band camp probably why 3011 02:14:00.399 --> 02:14:01.880 it is you think got a SoundCloud? 3012 02:14:01.920 --> 02:14:04.159 It was fucking Wait. You can't talk to like any 3013 02:14:04.199 --> 02:14:05.000 of these guys and help me. 3014 02:14:05.239 --> 02:14:05.880 I don't even think. 3015 02:14:05.840 --> 02:14:07.439 There's no way any of them remember. 3016 02:14:07.880 --> 02:14:09.920 There's no shot somebody remembers. 3017 02:14:10.039 --> 02:14:12.520 Man, It's really fucking thing. 3018 02:14:12.880 --> 02:14:14.399 The thing about that is like we used to do 3019 02:14:14.479 --> 02:14:17.000 ship like that all the time that it wasn't was 3020 02:14:17.079 --> 02:14:19.279 it wasn't just me. We would like make a stupid video. 3021 02:14:19.760 --> 02:14:23.119 We would make uh, some dumb fucking thing, and then 3022 02:14:23.119 --> 02:14:25.359 we put it on there. We forget about it immediately. Dude, 3023 02:14:25.439 --> 02:14:28.039 I'm telling you, I still have all my ship because. 3024 02:14:27.920 --> 02:14:30.439 Because you chronicled it, because they're smart. Yeah, and you 3025 02:14:30.560 --> 02:14:32.039 were just bored in the sticks. 3026 02:14:32.640 --> 02:14:34.520 So we made there's a bunch of ship out there 3027 02:14:34.560 --> 02:14:36.199 that I made. That's I don't I don't even know 3028 02:14:36.239 --> 02:14:36.760 where to find it. 3029 02:14:36.840 --> 02:14:37.920 Since there is one video. 3030 02:14:38.199 --> 02:14:39.560 I was in a band, like we had a whole 3031 02:14:39.640 --> 02:14:42.840 fucking seat, like a whole twelve song thing. I don't 3032 02:14:42.880 --> 02:14:45.520 know where the fuck it is. I went to the 3033 02:14:45.600 --> 02:14:51.079 old page. The old page is gone. There is there 3034 02:14:51.159 --> 02:14:53.239 is a video, there is a there's nothing I'm aware of. 3035 02:14:53.319 --> 02:14:56.640 Maybe that guy has it, but uh, I don't. Every 3036 02:14:56.680 --> 02:14:57.479 day I don't want to open. 3037 02:14:59.079 --> 02:14:59.239 Kids. 3038 02:14:59.840 --> 02:15:03.279 They made where Chris Oh, was it the Tragedy of Revenge? 3039 02:15:03.439 --> 02:15:06.840 No, No, not that one, but there's one that actually 3040 02:15:07.039 --> 02:15:08.159 showed that twenty two. 3041 02:15:08.039 --> 02:15:11.960 Minute video in his fucking English class and they watched 3042 02:15:12.000 --> 02:15:13.640 the whole thing and I came. I was like, Joe, 3043 02:15:13.720 --> 02:15:16.239 you showed that to fucking get entire class room of people, 3044 02:15:16.640 --> 02:15:17.920 That Tragedy of Revenge? 3045 02:15:17.960 --> 02:15:18.520 Dude. Yeah. 3046 02:15:18.560 --> 02:15:20.600 We we wanted to make some dumb fucking movie and 3047 02:15:20.600 --> 02:15:22.479 we were like, what's the what's the most over dramatic title. 3048 02:15:23.640 --> 02:15:25.239 We were like, oh, the Tragedy of Revenge And it 3049 02:15:25.319 --> 02:15:29.199 was all about Jalen, Like somebody made a sandwich, Paul 3050 02:15:29.239 --> 02:15:29.920 made a sandwich. 3051 02:15:30.640 --> 02:15:32.720 No, Joe made a sandwich. Jalen ate it, but it 3052 02:15:32.800 --> 02:15:34.239 was because of Paul who orchestrated it. 3053 02:15:35.840 --> 02:15:38.720 That's right. It was like an orchestrated the sandwich theft. 3054 02:15:39.000 --> 02:15:40.800 And then one of our friends almost fell on a 3055 02:15:41.159 --> 02:15:41.800 sharp sword. 3056 02:15:42.039 --> 02:15:43.600 Yeah, yeah, we were, Yeah, we were. We had a 3057 02:15:43.640 --> 02:15:46.359 sword fight at the end of the movie with real swords. 3058 02:15:46.479 --> 02:15:49.520 Oh my god. We were actually swinging at each other. 3059 02:15:50.439 --> 02:15:51.560 It was crazy. 3060 02:15:51.800 --> 02:15:53.600 Someone almost fell on the sword and it was like, 3061 02:15:53.720 --> 02:15:55.920 not funny. It was like someone almost straight up got hurt. 3062 02:15:55.960 --> 02:15:58.199 Really no, but we kept filming. Yeah no, there was 3063 02:15:58.239 --> 02:16:01.920 no cut of Paul almost slipped on a sword. 3064 02:16:01.720 --> 02:16:06.600 And I dude, there's one where well we also almost 3065 02:16:06.680 --> 02:16:08.239 drove a car over Joe's back. 3066 02:16:08.520 --> 02:16:11.760 Yeah you heard that. Yeah, there was one. 3067 02:16:11.880 --> 02:16:13.520 Right, this is what we gotta have this podcast. 3068 02:16:13.640 --> 02:16:15.720 This is this is one. This is there's one that's 3069 02:16:15.720 --> 02:16:19.439 actually the where like Jalen's like a traveling Bible salesman. Okay, 3070 02:16:20.039 --> 02:16:22.479 and Chris is in this one too, and it's you 3071 02:16:22.560 --> 02:16:25.479 are because it's you and Xander in it, and it's 3072 02:16:25.680 --> 02:16:28.119 actually really good. Like I was like, this is actually 3073 02:16:28.119 --> 02:16:31.039 way better than they right to be because we're morons. 3074 02:16:31.039 --> 02:16:32.879 That might have been the last one that we did. 3075 02:16:33.239 --> 02:16:35.959 These are where where are these gone? 3076 02:16:36.399 --> 02:16:36.440 What? 3077 02:16:36.600 --> 02:16:40.079 They're either on Facebook accounts that have since gone private 3078 02:16:40.239 --> 02:16:44.159 or got deleted. They're on YouTube accounts whose name is 3079 02:16:44.319 --> 02:16:46.479 just impossible to find now because they were just like 3080 02:16:46.520 --> 02:16:48.440 back in the day when you would make like fuck it, 3081 02:16:48.520 --> 02:16:50.159 you would smash the keyboard and you just make it 3082 02:16:50.200 --> 02:16:53.360 a YouTube account because it was just like nobody. I 3083 02:16:53.399 --> 02:16:55.319 don't know if anybody's It's so weird to think about 3084 02:16:55.399 --> 02:16:57.000 now because like now, like when you make an account 3085 02:16:57.000 --> 02:16:59.959 for something, it's like you kind of keep it. I remember, 3086 02:17:00.440 --> 02:17:03.079 But that was in those days when like making accounts 3087 02:17:03.200 --> 02:17:05.600 was like so you wouldn't even think about it because 3088 02:17:05.600 --> 02:17:07.280 you were like, I don't know who cares about this? 3089 02:17:07.879 --> 02:17:09.440 Who gives a shit? If I get to save my 3090 02:17:09.600 --> 02:17:11.280 liked videos? How many videos am I gonna watch like 3091 02:17:11.319 --> 02:17:13.559 in my entire life, like fifteen, Like you didn't think 3092 02:17:13.600 --> 02:17:16.040 that you would. You didn't think about the future at all. 3093 02:17:16.079 --> 02:17:18.520 I have like six YouTube accounts that like I would 3094 02:17:18.600 --> 02:17:20.040 make it and then I would forget the password to it. 3095 02:17:20.079 --> 02:17:22.639 I was like, ah, fuck, yeah, I gotta make another 3096 02:17:22.719 --> 02:17:24.840 one because it just mattered that little. 3097 02:17:25.559 --> 02:17:28.440 There's one of them. I think there's the snow Day one. 3098 02:17:28.959 --> 02:17:31.079 The snow Day one is really good. Actually I don't remember. 3099 02:17:31.200 --> 02:17:33.079 I don't remember any of these crazy guys. 3100 02:17:33.479 --> 02:17:38.479 Actually, oh we did one. I remember, Yeah, no sense 3101 02:17:38.520 --> 02:17:41.159 of it. You were just like it'll be there, and 3102 02:17:41.239 --> 02:17:44.079 then it just I don't know shit happened, or like 3103 02:17:44.159 --> 02:17:46.719 maybe YouTube accounts that were like inactive after a certain 3104 02:17:46.760 --> 02:17:49.200 time got like deleted. So like there's a lot of 3105 02:17:49.200 --> 02:17:53.440 stuff that's time. I assume because I remember that happening, 3106 02:17:54.000 --> 02:17:57.559 like specifically, I remember that happening with my old old account. 3107 02:17:58.159 --> 02:17:59.319 I know it can happen. 3108 02:17:59.440 --> 02:18:04.479 Yeah, some bullshit or a weird thing happened with I 3109 02:18:04.559 --> 02:18:07.600 reached out to this band they're from San Diego, and 3110 02:18:07.680 --> 02:18:09.200 they put up a promo song. 3111 02:18:09.239 --> 02:18:10.280 They didn't even have a name for it. 3112 02:18:10.680 --> 02:18:13.360 It was really good, and I went back and listened 3113 02:18:13.360 --> 02:18:13.680 to it, and. 3114 02:18:13.719 --> 02:18:17.559 Now there's a weird in every few seconds. It's like 3115 02:18:17.680 --> 02:18:21.079 it's on YouTube, and YouTube somehow fucked up the copy 3116 02:18:21.200 --> 02:18:22.959 of it. Yeah, and that sometimes. 3117 02:18:23.639 --> 02:18:26.239 So I reached out to the guy and I was like, hey, man, 3118 02:18:26.280 --> 02:18:27.799 do you still have that fucking song? I just want 3119 02:18:27.840 --> 02:18:28.840 to hear it normally He's like oh. 3120 02:18:29.040 --> 02:18:30.879 Then he never got back to me. After because he 3121 02:18:30.920 --> 02:18:33.000 doesn't have it. He's got a laptop that either died 3122 02:18:33.040 --> 02:18:34.719 or broke, and he was like that probably because he 3123 02:18:34.799 --> 02:18:37.280 said that, he said that, like oh yeah, and then 3124 02:18:37.479 --> 02:18:38.879 probably looked and then fire. 3125 02:18:38.920 --> 02:18:39.559 And then instead of. 3126 02:18:39.639 --> 02:18:42.079 Telling me, oh, I don't have it, he just I 3127 02:18:42.159 --> 02:18:44.360 have a lot of songs. I have a lot of 3128 02:18:44.440 --> 02:18:46.040 I have a lot of songs on my old MacBook. 3129 02:18:46.120 --> 02:18:48.280 But with the but it's got a crack screen is 3130 02:18:48.280 --> 02:18:51.520 the one I broke? You can to also, you threw 3131 02:18:51.559 --> 02:18:52.319 that out by the way you. 3132 02:18:52.319 --> 02:18:54.040 Say the hard drive though, huh, you can take it 3133 02:18:54.040 --> 02:18:54.440 the hard drive. 3134 02:18:54.600 --> 02:18:57.680 I can figure it out. Yeah. Well, okay, so we're 3135 02:18:57.680 --> 02:19:00.000 talking about two different MacBooks. There was one mac book 3136 02:19:00.399 --> 02:19:02.360 a long time ago that you destroyed for a bit 3137 02:19:02.440 --> 02:19:02.920 in a video. 3138 02:19:03.040 --> 02:19:04.879 Oh, the one that the battery blew up when you're. 3139 02:19:05.040 --> 02:19:07.159 The battery was starting to explode, and so I was like, 3140 02:19:07.239 --> 02:19:08.959 this thing's on its last legs. I'm gonna go buy 3141 02:19:09.000 --> 02:19:11.399 an Ah. The fucking static was getting it all fat. 3142 02:19:11.799 --> 02:19:13.840 I assume that I don't know how it works, but 3143 02:19:13.959 --> 02:19:16.520 like the battery was popping and then it was st Yeah, 3144 02:19:16.920 --> 02:19:18.680 so that was breaking, and I was like, this thing's 3145 02:19:18.719 --> 02:19:21.200 on its last legs. Anyway, I'm just gonna get my 3146 02:19:21.200 --> 02:19:22.959 money's worth out of it, just like we'll do a 3147 02:19:23.000 --> 02:19:24.079 bit at the end of the video where like I 3148 02:19:24.159 --> 02:19:27.760 show you that video that like the yeah, the little 3149 02:19:27.760 --> 02:19:30.639 baby modoc child. Have you ever seen that video? Bears 3150 02:19:30.639 --> 02:19:31.120 in my body? 3151 02:19:31.239 --> 02:19:31.440 Ah? 3152 02:19:32.079 --> 02:19:34.520 Not sure? It's like a really crippled child doing poetry. 3153 02:19:34.600 --> 02:19:38.000 I remember I remember him watching it. I do remember, Okay, 3154 02:19:38.000 --> 02:19:39.440 I remember seeing it. Yeah, And so I did a 3155 02:19:39.479 --> 02:19:41.680 thing where like I had him anytime. It was like 3156 02:19:41.760 --> 02:19:43.719 the shot was over his shoulder. It was my new MacBook, 3157 02:19:43.760 --> 02:19:45.399 so like it would work, but then it would cut 3158 02:19:45.440 --> 02:19:47.399 to the other shot and it was like the decoy. Yeah, 3159 02:19:47.440 --> 02:19:49.159 and so I had him just like breaking and I 3160 02:19:49.280 --> 02:19:51.159 remember that tear it and had your reaction was good 3161 02:19:51.200 --> 02:19:53.520 because it felt real. Yeah, it was kind of I 3162 02:19:53.559 --> 02:19:55.159 didn't know he was gonna do that go that. I 3163 02:19:55.239 --> 02:19:56.959 kind of I want to make sure, like I could 3164 02:19:56.959 --> 02:19:58.719 still get stuff out of it, which you can still do. 3165 02:20:01.760 --> 02:20:01.920 Well. 3166 02:20:02.319 --> 02:20:05.360 I did tell you to break it. I did tell 3167 02:20:05.360 --> 02:20:07.520 you to break it, which you did and it was perfect. 3168 02:20:07.520 --> 02:20:11.319 But then you threw it out and I was like, brother, 3169 02:20:12.120 --> 02:20:14.399 like there's there's stuff on there. It was like I 3170 02:20:14.440 --> 02:20:19.799 thought it was, yeah, there's juicing, but didn't even throw 3171 02:20:19.799 --> 02:20:21.239 it off correctly, like the way you're supposed to throw 3172 02:20:21.239 --> 02:20:23.440 out computers, like you threw out like you just they 3173 02:20:23.559 --> 02:20:26.120 just threw it in the trash can or something, and 3174 02:20:26.239 --> 02:20:27.399 I was just like, damn it, man. 3175 02:20:27.360 --> 02:20:29.000 How much stuff was on there? 3176 02:20:29.159 --> 02:20:31.200 Probably not a lot of important stuff, especially now, like 3177 02:20:31.399 --> 02:20:32.920 if there's any accounts on that thing, like all the 3178 02:20:32.959 --> 02:20:36.280 passwords are gone or different. But like I just had 3179 02:20:36.520 --> 02:20:41.520 so much garage band material on there, like old Oldiep's 3180 02:20:41.600 --> 02:20:43.360 Like people ask me, like when you're gonna remaster the song. 3181 02:20:43.360 --> 02:20:47.360 It's like, I can't threw away the laptop. I'm not 3182 02:20:48.520 --> 02:20:50.159 I'm not Benny Blanco, you know what I mean. Like 3183 02:20:50.159 --> 02:20:52.559 I don't have like I don't have like the fucking 3184 02:20:52.639 --> 02:20:56.840 tau Cruise Dynamite demo still on my laptop, like it's gone. 3185 02:20:57.040 --> 02:20:59.200 You said, well, you can extract the hard drive and 3186 02:20:59.479 --> 02:20:59.639 use that. 3187 02:20:59.760 --> 02:21:01.920 Yeah, that for that one. Yeah I can figure it out. 3188 02:21:02.000 --> 02:21:04.479 Yeah I don't. I don't know how how Apple hard 3189 02:21:04.719 --> 02:21:06.600 like if it looks similar to like because you know 3190 02:21:06.719 --> 02:21:07.959 you can't just snap it out. I feel like you 3191 02:21:08.000 --> 02:21:09.600 gotta go to like a fucking Apple store and do it. 3192 02:21:09.840 --> 02:21:11.559 It can't just like, well, just unscrew it and just 3193 02:21:11.600 --> 02:21:14.319 take you probably could, especially like with my maybe I 3194 02:21:14.319 --> 02:21:16.680 had I had like a no, I don't know what 3195 02:21:16.760 --> 02:21:18.040 the fuck I had. Oh No, I had an HP, 3196 02:21:18.200 --> 02:21:20.399 had some HP that died and then I just unscrewed 3197 02:21:20.399 --> 02:21:22.840 it and then you just get an adapter and then 3198 02:21:22.879 --> 02:21:26.399 it works as like an external hard drive, and I. 3199 02:21:26.600 --> 02:21:29.319 That's what like, I have almost all The only stuff 3200 02:21:29.319 --> 02:21:31.319 that I lost was when geek. 3201 02:21:31.079 --> 02:21:34.920 Squad factory reset by ship. You're like, oh, hey, could 3202 02:21:34.920 --> 02:21:36.840 you fix my PC? It's running really fucked up, and 3203 02:21:36.879 --> 02:21:38.200 then it's factory set and I'm like. 3204 02:21:38.319 --> 02:21:40.680 Yeah, we fixed it, we fixed it, we took everything 3205 02:21:40.719 --> 02:21:41.000 out of it. 3206 02:21:41.159 --> 02:21:44.600 I'm like, this was early enough to where it wasn't 3207 02:21:44.719 --> 02:21:48.000 just default that everybody had backs ups of stuff. I'm like, 3208 02:21:48.079 --> 02:21:50.319 you fucking That's when my mom bought me a hard 3209 02:21:50.399 --> 02:21:52.319 drive versus external hard drive was like forty gigs. 3210 02:21:52.360 --> 02:21:53.879 I think that's why I'm I think that's why I'm 3211 02:21:53.879 --> 02:21:55.120 mainly curious about that drive. 3212 02:21:55.399 --> 02:21:56.440 You know I would be. 3213 02:21:56.639 --> 02:22:00.200 I am super I'm weird about that ship where I'm like, ah, man, 3214 02:22:00.520 --> 02:22:02.639 this is stuff that I haven't seen in forever, Like 3215 02:22:02.760 --> 02:22:04.079 I need to get I need to find this. 3216 02:22:04.680 --> 02:22:06.440 Yeah, I might just I might just do it today. 3217 02:22:06.479 --> 02:22:10.040 I don't remember if they see it after for these 3218 02:22:10.079 --> 02:22:13.159 I don't remember. No, are you sure should? What's that? 3219 02:22:13.799 --> 02:22:16.120 I don't know whether my old my old hard drives 3220 02:22:16.159 --> 02:22:18.200 has that too. I don't know what the fuck that's for? 3221 02:22:19.719 --> 02:22:21.840 My it powers through the the USB USB? 3222 02:22:22.040 --> 02:22:22.719 What a FireWire? 3223 02:22:25.479 --> 02:22:30.360 Gonna buy converter? I guess USB is funny. 3224 02:22:30.879 --> 02:22:34.600 So psychotic. But uh, but yeah, the the one that 3225 02:22:34.680 --> 02:22:36.399 I do remember, and this has nothing to do with music, 3226 02:22:36.440 --> 02:22:38.280 I guess, But like we made so many movies, so 3227 02:22:38.360 --> 02:22:40.639 many dumb short films, but like there was one were 3228 02:22:40.680 --> 02:22:42.200 you there for the one where it was like Aaron 3229 02:22:42.239 --> 02:22:44.639 played Adu with a butterfly knife. Yeah, that goes in 3230 02:22:45.360 --> 02:22:47.639 and uh kills a bunch of people at the land 3231 02:22:47.680 --> 02:22:52.079 party and and the guy comes like Jalen survives and 3232 02:22:52.159 --> 02:22:55.360 he goes out and sees everybody dead. He's like come 3233 02:22:55.760 --> 02:22:57.959 like he's like furious that everybody's like not playing right. 3234 02:22:58.040 --> 02:23:01.079 That was so fucking funny because the lampard he's in 3235 02:23:01.120 --> 02:23:03.680 a different room, yeah, because everybody's just fucking shitting the 3236 02:23:03.719 --> 02:23:04.280 bed and he's. 3237 02:23:04.159 --> 02:23:07.440 Like, dude, what's going Oh no, no, he doesn't even 3238 02:23:07.520 --> 02:23:10.840 care that everybody's dead. I remember that one being like 3239 02:23:10.959 --> 02:23:12.600 that was the last one that we did actually because 3240 02:23:12.639 --> 02:23:15.000 that was like I remember that being shot really well, 3241 02:23:15.760 --> 02:23:17.239 like we had to see where like he stabbed somebody, 3242 02:23:17.280 --> 02:23:18.600 he throws into the ground and he does it for 3243 02:23:18.680 --> 02:23:20.440 real and it looks so good on camera because it's 3244 02:23:20.680 --> 02:23:23.479 it's visceral and actual, Like he actually throws his brother 3245 02:23:23.600 --> 02:23:25.760 down to the fucking ground and I think he almost 3246 02:23:25.879 --> 02:23:29.760 killed him. Yeah, we made so much fucking bullet I'm 3247 02:23:29.799 --> 02:23:31.920 sad that a lot of it's gone, but I know 3248 02:23:32.079 --> 02:23:34.840 it must exist in some somewhere. They must be. 3249 02:23:34.879 --> 02:23:38.559 Somewhere somewhere, but the where like it's it might as 3250 02:23:38.600 --> 02:23:40.520 well not exist. Yeah. 3251 02:23:40.799 --> 02:23:43.040 It's also like we're not gonna post it again, Like 3252 02:23:43.319 --> 02:23:46.719 you know, why wouldn't you? That's shit that that's the 3253 02:23:46.760 --> 02:23:49.120 point of it. Tell you what, We'll post it if 3254 02:23:49.200 --> 02:23:53.920 I if I make somehow uh like a video that 3255 02:23:54.040 --> 02:23:57.680 gets like a billion views, right and then I'm like 3256 02:23:58.040 --> 02:24:01.360 I'm on fucking Conan or something, then I'll I'll dig 3257 02:24:01.440 --> 02:24:03.920 that ship up because it would be worth getting into. 3258 02:24:04.440 --> 02:24:08.159 But like, what's the point, you know, you know what 3259 02:24:08.200 --> 02:24:10.440 I mean? I don't know. I feel like the fans, 3260 02:24:10.559 --> 02:24:16.399 and more importantly, myself wants to see important. Maybe I'm 3261 02:24:16.440 --> 02:24:17.959 usually behind the camera and most of them like, I'm 3262 02:24:17.959 --> 02:24:22.239 not really like fans, although I am dancing in the 3263 02:24:22.280 --> 02:24:25.319 background of that fucking sword fight the Harlem shake when 3264 02:24:25.319 --> 02:24:27.159 you were dancing too. No, I didn't do the Harlem shake. 3265 02:24:27.200 --> 02:24:28.239 Look, you were in it. 3266 02:24:29.600 --> 02:24:30.959 I would remember if I were. 3267 02:24:31.159 --> 02:24:33.159 No, you were in it. It was the not what 3268 02:24:33.360 --> 02:24:35.120 it wasn't that it was someone's birthday thing. 3269 02:24:35.200 --> 02:24:38.879 You did that in You did that in uh uh 3270 02:24:39.520 --> 02:24:45.399 uh Albany the Harlem shake that was you wasn't Elliott. 3271 02:24:45.399 --> 02:24:46.079 I wasn't a part of it. 3272 02:24:46.120 --> 02:24:47.360 Oh well, I didn't go there, dude. 3273 02:24:47.680 --> 02:24:49.920 It was literally you were doing the ringing out the 3274 02:24:50.000 --> 02:24:53.280 towel dance. I remember your classic ringing out the towel. Look, 3275 02:24:53.360 --> 02:24:55.239 let's I want to say that I didn't do that 3276 02:24:55.319 --> 02:24:55.479 in that. 3277 02:24:55.600 --> 02:24:57.200 That wasn't a Harlem shake video. I just did that 3278 02:24:57.280 --> 02:24:59.280 in the background of the check it out. See how 3279 02:24:59.280 --> 02:25:01.719 many patrons we out right now? Yeah, oh, we could 3280 02:25:01.719 --> 02:25:04.040 put it out for like for patrons. I guess that'd 3281 02:25:04.040 --> 02:25:04.559 be kind of cool. 3282 02:25:04.799 --> 02:25:08.360 I was gonna say, as an incentive, what threshold should 3283 02:25:08.399 --> 02:25:11.719 we hit? Is he what number right right now? Oh, 3284 02:25:12.000 --> 02:25:14.520 thirty five hundred, thirty five hundred, So right now we're 3285 02:25:14.520 --> 02:25:17.399 at twenty nine forty two. Okay, thirty five hundred. We 3286 02:25:17.479 --> 02:25:19.479 hit thirty little five hour for it. We will literally 3287 02:25:19.559 --> 02:25:20.479 scour hardest. 3288 02:25:20.280 --> 02:25:21.520 First, We'll see what we can find. I know that 3289 02:25:21.559 --> 02:25:24.520 there's some that I can find, but like the majority 3290 02:25:24.520 --> 02:25:26.319 of them are gone. Okay, as far as I know, 3291 02:25:26.360 --> 02:25:28.280 I'd have to do some fucking intense So do you 3292 02:25:28.280 --> 02:25:31.200 remember there's there's when we're like a friend of ours 3293 02:25:31.360 --> 02:25:35.959 printed out a picture of a friend of ours face 3294 02:25:36.920 --> 02:25:38.600 and just like a day in the life of like 3295 02:25:38.959 --> 02:25:41.120 our friend or whatever, and he just like wore his 3296 02:25:41.360 --> 02:25:43.600 face over it, and I remember, just like, well, it's 3297 02:25:43.600 --> 02:25:46.920 another day, is me just and he like he fucking 3298 02:25:46.959 --> 02:25:48.840 moved around all fucked up, and he was eating I 3299 02:25:48.879 --> 02:25:51.559 remember there was a shot of him eating cereal hitting it. 3300 02:25:51.639 --> 02:25:53.639 They threw the paper mask and it's just like hitting 3301 02:25:53.760 --> 02:25:56.799 soggy and like it was so fucking hilarious. 3302 02:25:58.799 --> 02:25:59.440 One of our friends. 3303 02:25:59.639 --> 02:26:02.760 I wish I have been searching for that one specifically 3304 02:26:03.520 --> 02:26:04.399 for a long time. 3305 02:26:04.479 --> 02:26:07.440 When I been black face or pretty close to black 3306 02:26:07.479 --> 02:26:08.120 face brown. 3307 02:26:07.959 --> 02:26:13.879 Face, I do remember that who were they playing it 3308 02:26:14.000 --> 02:26:19.680 was a birthday president, and I remember being like, I 3309 02:26:19.719 --> 02:26:24.440 don't know about this guy, but like there were enough people, 3310 02:26:25.520 --> 02:26:27.879 there were enough non white people around that I was like, 3311 02:26:27.959 --> 02:26:31.000 I guess, I guess this is like I don't know. 3312 02:26:31.760 --> 02:26:35.719 That was fuing hilarious. Though I've never done blackface to 3313 02:26:35.760 --> 02:26:37.319 be clear, yeah, I don't have any friends i've done 3314 02:26:37.360 --> 02:26:39.239 it either. I don't think it's like really, I don't 3315 02:26:39.239 --> 02:26:40.040 think it's that common. 3316 02:26:40.120 --> 02:26:42.200 Yea, I think black face is really funny, but also 3317 02:26:42.319 --> 02:26:43.840 like no one's willing, no one's at the balls to 3318 02:26:43.879 --> 02:26:44.000 do it. 3319 02:26:44.319 --> 02:26:47.200 I don't think there was a difference. The Mammy ship 3320 02:26:47.360 --> 02:26:49.559 is like next level, you know, it is crazy, like 3321 02:26:49.639 --> 02:26:52.280 that is fucking crazy, Like even some black people that. 3322 02:26:52.319 --> 02:26:54.840 Were like, we don't what is that cool? Like Trudeau, 3323 02:26:54.879 --> 02:26:56.000 I think that ship went hard. 3324 02:26:56.079 --> 02:26:59.239 I think Trudeau did black foremost well, he was wearing 3325 02:26:59.319 --> 02:26:59.799 a fucking in. 3326 02:27:01.120 --> 02:27:04.079 He did that, But he also did turban I don't 3327 02:27:04.079 --> 02:27:06.479 know what you call them, the with the sikhs where 3328 02:27:07.040 --> 02:27:10.440 he was wearing like a seeking yeah or my misremembory. 3329 02:27:10.479 --> 02:27:12.040 But he also should have did blackface too. 3330 02:27:12.200 --> 02:27:13.879 I didn't see that one he did like he had 3331 02:27:13.920 --> 02:27:19.040 like like oh right, and then you have like, oh 3332 02:27:19.120 --> 02:27:23.079 my god, it's just crazy. That is a golden image actually, 3333 02:27:23.200 --> 02:27:25.360 but is the am I am? I? Do you ever 3334 02:27:25.440 --> 02:27:27.399 see that episode of There's So Much? 3335 02:27:27.840 --> 02:27:28.079 I was. 3336 02:27:29.079 --> 02:27:33.440 I was watching uh Billion Mandy for some reason, and uh, 3337 02:27:33.600 --> 02:27:37.280 you know the black Dracula guy. Yeah, yeah, well he's 3338 02:27:37.319 --> 02:27:40.920 just Dracula in the show, which is pretty progressive, but 3339 02:27:42.600 --> 02:27:46.840 but there's a there's like an episode in that show 3340 02:27:46.840 --> 02:27:49.079 where it goes over like his origin story and like 3341 02:27:49.159 --> 02:27:51.040 the origin story of Van Helsing, who was like another 3342 02:27:51.159 --> 02:27:53.639 black dude. Yeah you never see that. I remember like 3343 02:27:54.520 --> 02:27:59.760 Dracula steals Van Helsing's girl or whatever, and he's like 3344 02:27:59.799 --> 02:28:01.920 on like he bumps, like Van Helsing bumps into this 3345 02:28:01.959 --> 02:28:04.000 black woman and he like falls in love immediately. And 3346 02:28:04.040 --> 02:28:05.719 then Dracula comes out and he's like, look at Dracula 3347 02:28:05.840 --> 02:28:09.600 dance and he's dancing silently with no music, and then 3348 02:28:09.680 --> 02:28:11.520 Van Helsing on the ground and he's like narrating and 3349 02:28:11.559 --> 02:28:13.559 he's like I knew it was over for me then, 3350 02:28:15.479 --> 02:28:20.000 and the delivery of it is so it's so soulful, 3351 02:28:20.319 --> 02:28:22.879 like like I knew it was over for me then, 3352 02:28:23.840 --> 02:28:29.360 Like it's crazy. No one could resist Dracula's dance, Like 3353 02:28:29.520 --> 02:28:32.760 very basic moves. It's it's so standard and it's silent, 3354 02:28:32.840 --> 02:28:34.799 and it's just the folly and the sound design of 3355 02:28:34.879 --> 02:28:40.239 like traffic. So many of those cartoons are fucking goded, 3356 02:28:40.600 --> 02:28:40.840 you know what. 3357 02:28:41.079 --> 02:28:45.760 You know the episode of the Billion, so many pictures 3358 02:28:45.799 --> 02:28:48.680 of girls where like the guy comes out of the 3359 02:28:49.079 --> 02:28:51.479 limo and he's like the fucking like the smooth guy 3360 02:28:52.000 --> 02:28:55.159 and it comes out and he's fucking filted. 3361 02:28:55.799 --> 02:29:00.280 Yea walking, Yes, dude is sliding in the frame. That 3362 02:29:00.440 --> 02:29:02.440 was That's a sly fella man that was. 3363 02:29:02.840 --> 02:29:04.040 I forgot who that enemy was. 3364 02:29:04.200 --> 02:29:07.079 Oh my god? Uh, why am I imagining it as 3365 02:29:07.159 --> 02:29:08.760 like one of the Gang Green games. It's not what 3366 02:29:10.040 --> 02:29:13.200 it was, damn red, No, damn it. I think it 3367 02:29:13.280 --> 02:29:14.440 was one of the Gang Green and then he left 3368 02:29:14.479 --> 02:29:18.239 the Gangreen gang and then he like became normal. Why 3369 02:29:18.280 --> 02:29:20.319 am I remember? This might not be true, but I 3370 02:29:20.440 --> 02:29:22.639 feel I don't know, that feels like something I saw before. 3371 02:29:23.840 --> 02:29:26.600 It was purple, he had a suit on, he had 3372 02:29:26.639 --> 02:29:29.319 a cane. Why is it the Boogeyman. It was the Boogeyman, 3373 02:29:29.360 --> 02:29:30.760 the boogie I get it there you go. 3374 02:29:32.639 --> 02:29:34.239 Oh yeah, that's crazy. 3375 02:29:34.840 --> 02:29:35.520 I couldn't remember. 3376 02:29:35.559 --> 02:29:38.479 I was like the Boogeyman from a power up. I 3377 02:29:38.520 --> 02:29:40.280 looked that up. I totally that. By the way, I 3378 02:29:40.399 --> 02:29:42.360 remember having a weird chin and I was like, what 3379 02:29:43.000 --> 02:29:44.520 if you look at that feels like an image I've 3380 02:29:44.559 --> 02:29:46.799 never seen before, but also like it reminds me of something, 3381 02:29:46.840 --> 02:29:47.959 so like, I don't know how to feel right now. 3382 02:29:49.319 --> 02:29:54.040 That's put it to the camera. 3383 02:29:54.920 --> 02:29:55.600 Yeah, that one. 3384 02:29:56.079 --> 02:30:02.719 That walk is crazy. Oh wait, that walk is fucking insane. 3385 02:30:04.280 --> 02:30:07.600 He's sliding, he's not even lifting, He's not even lifting 3386 02:30:07.639 --> 02:30:10.520 his last I said, no, good. I love this show 3387 02:30:10.680 --> 02:30:11.879 so much. It's a great show. 3388 02:30:12.000 --> 02:30:15.239 It's fucking fantastic. It is insane that I remember once 3389 02:30:15.280 --> 02:30:17.280 in my life was embarrassed like that show. It makes 3390 02:30:17.319 --> 02:30:17.920 me feel crazy. 3391 02:30:18.000 --> 02:30:20.120 I never was. For some reason, I was talk about it. 3392 02:30:20.360 --> 02:30:23.000 It was Yeah, I was fucking like no. I was like, bro. 3393 02:30:23.399 --> 02:30:25.280 If anybody was like, oh, it's gay, I'm I. 3394 02:30:25.319 --> 02:30:26.200 No, you don't understand that. 3395 02:30:26.280 --> 02:30:27.479 I thought, you don't understand. 3396 02:30:27.520 --> 02:30:28.799 It's too good for me to not care about. Like, 3397 02:30:28.959 --> 02:30:29.559 I love this show. 3398 02:30:30.000 --> 02:30:31.920 I want to show you the perfect representation of You 3399 02:30:31.959 --> 02:30:33.920 can read another one if you want. Yeah, I'm gonna 3400 02:30:33.920 --> 02:30:36.520 pull up the perfect representation of a depression from that show. 3401 02:30:36.840 --> 02:30:43.319 Okay, so uh so there you go. Yeah, Markie Mark 3402 02:30:43.360 --> 02:30:45.319 and the Vietnamese wrote in he says, not a question, 3403 02:30:45.600 --> 02:30:48.079 but I really enjoyed the Gojida cameo during the credits 3404 02:30:48.159 --> 02:30:51.879 last episode. What the fuck is he talking about? What 3405 02:30:52.000 --> 02:30:58.639 did I do? This is the perfect microcosm of what 3406 02:30:58.719 --> 02:31:01.159 this show is. Did I do something? 3407 02:31:02.639 --> 02:31:03.639 Whatever was it? You? 3408 02:31:03.799 --> 02:31:05.200 I don't remember. I don't think I did. I don't 3409 02:31:05.200 --> 02:31:06.879 think we did a go oh? Did we say something? 3410 02:31:06.920 --> 02:31:10.399 At the same time, you guys were probably doing something, man, 3411 02:31:11.040 --> 02:31:14.520 I don't know. You gotta get more specific. But uh, anyway, 3412 02:31:15.000 --> 02:31:17.559 let's move on to the next one. Swen, Why is 3413 02:31:17.639 --> 02:31:19.840 beata y Bill so loved? What makes him? What makes 3414 02:31:19.879 --> 02:31:22.639 him special? Well that's not his question, that's his name, 3415 02:31:22.719 --> 02:31:30.079 So you don't get an answer. Your question. Your question 3416 02:31:30.319 --> 02:31:33.879 is Hey, Derek gay Man, Chris f A. G. Dash 3417 02:31:34.120 --> 02:31:41.360 go Ot and Kingston Game ands and Amazing Gamer, Oh 3418 02:31:41.440 --> 02:31:44.360 my god? Do you guys like any of the movie 3419 02:31:44.399 --> 02:31:46.719 Slash TV show video games from the early two during 3420 02:31:46.760 --> 02:31:50.440 the two thousands, most were asked, but I remember I 3421 02:31:50.559 --> 02:31:53.239 remember them being I remember some of them being good. 3422 02:31:53.280 --> 02:31:55.879 There was that the Chronicles of Ritic Games, which were 3423 02:31:55.879 --> 02:31:58.280 the prequels to the movies. Is that real? Wow? I 3424 02:31:58.319 --> 02:32:00.559 didn't even think about that over the Hedge and the 3425 02:32:00.600 --> 02:32:03.000 Spider My games, of course, And there were some weird 3426 02:32:03.040 --> 02:32:04.280 ones like Zathora PS. 3427 02:32:04.360 --> 02:32:04.479 Two. 3428 02:32:04.719 --> 02:32:07.600 That is insane that they would be a zero game 3429 02:32:07.760 --> 02:32:09.559 the game. That game was wild because you could actually 3430 02:32:09.639 --> 02:32:11.559 visit the lizard alien plant and fight them despite being 3431 02:32:11.600 --> 02:32:15.239 a literal child. I I remember a few obscure like 3432 02:32:15.239 --> 02:32:17.120 I remember a series of unfortunate events being kind of 3433 02:32:17.159 --> 02:32:19.920 good for some reason. I don't know if that's true. 3434 02:32:20.280 --> 02:32:21.280 The Incredibles game too. 3435 02:32:21.360 --> 02:32:24.760 The Incredibles was was really solid. Return of the King, 3436 02:32:25.120 --> 02:32:27.000 Lord of the Rings of course, good ship. 3437 02:32:27.680 --> 02:32:29.559 The Spawn game. You guys remember the Spawn game? 3438 02:32:29.879 --> 02:32:32.440 No, there was a spawn game? What are you talking about? 3439 02:32:32.440 --> 02:32:33.239 The s one? 3440 02:32:34.319 --> 02:32:37.399 The game cube play game was been any right to 3441 02:32:37.440 --> 02:32:40.200 be as well too. I don't even remember that Shadow 3442 02:32:40.200 --> 02:32:41.879 of the Hedgehog are really entwined in my brain with 3443 02:32:41.959 --> 02:32:42.280 each other. 3444 02:32:42.600 --> 02:32:45.680 That is strange, but okay the same time. Yeah, I 3445 02:32:45.760 --> 02:32:49.120 mean no, that makes sense. I remember Dark Angel. I 3446 02:32:49.120 --> 02:32:50.639 think I talked about it on an episode of the podcast. 3447 02:32:51.799 --> 02:32:52.559 I remember liking. 3448 02:32:54.079 --> 02:32:54.319 Yeah. 3449 02:32:54.680 --> 02:32:56.799 I can't remember if that was a good game or not. 3450 02:32:57.079 --> 02:32:58.879 A lot of these I really can't recall. I just 3451 02:32:58.959 --> 02:33:01.079 remember kind of liking them, and if I did like them, 3452 02:33:01.120 --> 02:33:02.799 it was probably more to do with like the vibe 3453 02:33:02.879 --> 02:33:05.520 or like the music or something. It was probably good 3454 02:33:05.760 --> 02:33:06.639 the game. 3455 02:33:06.719 --> 02:33:09.000 I want to hear that game was fucking hard for 3456 02:33:09.559 --> 02:33:12.559 and yeah, that hard. 3457 02:33:13.719 --> 02:33:14.520 That was not fun for me. 3458 02:33:14.639 --> 02:33:16.639 That game was hard until you become adult somebody that game. 3459 02:33:16.799 --> 02:33:18.799 I was like this game and I didn't beat it. 3460 02:33:18.920 --> 02:33:21.920 Well, he's talking specifically about two thousands, two thousands, Oh 3461 02:33:22.040 --> 02:33:23.600 so it has to be two thousands, Okay, Like I 3462 02:33:23.639 --> 02:33:25.000 was gonna say, I was gonna say Aladdin. 3463 02:33:25.360 --> 02:33:25.959 But the thing is. 3464 02:33:27.680 --> 02:33:31.200 Snets and uh and Genesis or wherever you're from, because 3465 02:33:31.479 --> 02:33:36.879 Mega Drive the two different versions, and that's I want 3466 02:33:36.920 --> 02:33:39.040 people to debate that because I I like the I 3467 02:33:39.200 --> 02:33:41.200 like the S and S version better, but like it 3468 02:33:41.440 --> 02:33:44.280 was a different fields. Yeah, they had two different versions. 3469 02:33:44.280 --> 02:33:46.280 They had very different vibes to them. 3470 02:33:46.520 --> 02:33:48.440 I remember that being in like a thing, and like 3471 02:33:48.639 --> 02:33:50.600 I would watch like video game videos and I remember 3472 02:33:50.639 --> 02:33:53.040 that being a thing. Yeah, that that game specifically, and 3473 02:33:53.079 --> 02:33:55.120 a lot of other games actually around that time were 3474 02:33:55.159 --> 02:34:00.000 like slightly different. Uh damnit. The two thousands Spider Man's obvious. 3475 02:34:01.520 --> 02:34:03.120 I think all those games are pretty good. I mean, 3476 02:34:03.159 --> 02:34:05.959 Spider Man three kind of sucks, but I'm like three, 3477 02:34:07.079 --> 02:34:09.280 it's not very good. But like the thing about Spider 3478 02:34:09.280 --> 02:34:10.559 Man three is that, like the thing that I liked 3479 02:34:10.600 --> 02:34:12.319 about is that you could have the boss fights anywhere. 3480 02:34:13.120 --> 02:34:14.879 That was awesome because they all took place in like 3481 02:34:14.879 --> 02:34:16.799 the open world of Manhattan. They didn't bother to build 3482 02:34:16.840 --> 02:34:18.520 like arenas or stages. It was only like for like 3483 02:34:18.600 --> 02:34:20.680 the last fight really and the first one, which was 3484 02:34:20.719 --> 02:34:22.719 like the you know, the book ended, but like you 3485 02:34:22.799 --> 02:34:26.200 could fight the new Goblin in the subway and it 3486 02:34:26.280 --> 02:34:28.680 was so funny because he was so fast that he 3487 02:34:28.719 --> 02:34:30.520 would just like zoom along the edges of the train 3488 02:34:30.600 --> 02:34:33.040 track and lose you and you would have to come 3489 02:34:33.079 --> 02:34:35.079 back and get you. It was all. It was completely 3490 02:34:35.079 --> 02:34:36.360 fucked up. But I love the idea of like a 3491 02:34:36.399 --> 02:34:39.399 free form, like, oh, you could fight the bosses anywhere, 3492 02:34:40.120 --> 02:34:41.840 like in Grand Central, you could go inside. It's like, 3493 02:34:41.879 --> 02:34:44.559 this is so cool. But the game itself kind of 3494 02:34:45.719 --> 02:34:49.680 it's kind of blue ass. Do you guys reply X 3495 02:34:49.760 --> 02:34:50.639 Men Mutant Academy? 3496 02:34:51.079 --> 02:34:54.079 No, No, what is that? It's like a three D 3497 02:34:54.319 --> 02:34:55.399 fighting game? Oh? 3498 02:34:55.559 --> 02:34:58.440 Was it like Marvel Nemesis? It was no, no, no, no, 3499 02:34:58.639 --> 02:35:00.120 So I shouldn't even say three D it was. It 3500 02:35:00.239 --> 02:35:04.120 was actually it's like I shouldn't say it's more like teching. 3501 02:35:05.840 --> 02:35:06.680 I can't. 3502 02:35:07.360 --> 02:35:09.799 It might it might be two point five, It might 3503 02:35:09.920 --> 02:35:14.680 just actually be I'm I can't remember fully, but it's stupid. 3504 02:35:15.000 --> 02:35:17.200 It was so stupid. But the thing that could you 3505 02:35:17.319 --> 02:35:19.200 play is Professor X and use the chair. 3506 02:35:19.479 --> 02:35:23.840 So what is burned into my brain is his fucking 3507 02:35:23.920 --> 02:35:28.159 special he so you know it, It's like it's like 3508 02:35:28.239 --> 02:35:31.920 he does the do you know kins shan you reppa? 3509 02:35:32.120 --> 02:35:37.399 Yeah, like so it does with the chair. He doesn't. 3510 02:35:37.399 --> 02:35:38.120 It's like he just does the. 3511 02:35:38.159 --> 02:35:41.120 Ultimate dragon punch that is so crazy bins and you go, 3512 02:35:41.959 --> 02:35:43.879 it's so fucking remember. 3513 02:35:43.879 --> 02:35:46.319 It's amazing. Do you remember there were so many stupid 3514 02:35:46.360 --> 02:35:48.520 things in games back then? Do you remember Ben Franklin 3515 02:35:48.559 --> 02:35:50.639 being in fucking Tony Hawk's Underground. 3516 02:35:50.360 --> 02:35:52.719 Yeah, no, dude. 3517 02:35:52.799 --> 02:35:55.040 And there's like a there's like a I don't remember 3518 02:35:55.040 --> 02:35:56.879 if it was Thug Wan or Tuck two. I don't 3519 02:35:56.879 --> 02:35:59.000 really recall, but like there was like a ramp in 3520 02:35:59.079 --> 02:36:00.559 one level where you could go up and if you 3521 02:36:00.639 --> 02:36:01.959 did that thing where like you know, you could go 3522 02:36:02.079 --> 02:36:03.840 up a ramp and then transition to the next one. Yes, 3523 02:36:04.360 --> 02:36:06.680 if you went up and you did that, you'd break 3524 02:36:06.760 --> 02:36:10.239 through a window and then in that window or in 3525 02:36:10.399 --> 02:36:11.920 it would be a hallway and it would just be 3526 02:36:12.040 --> 02:36:14.600 Ben Franklin standing there. And then if you ran up 3527 02:36:14.600 --> 02:36:16.520 to him, like you would run away, and if you 3528 02:36:16.639 --> 02:36:19.079 follow him, it would have this big splash guy and 3529 02:36:19.079 --> 02:36:22.120 said Ben Franklin unlocked or like Ben Franklin found or whatever. 3530 02:36:22.399 --> 02:36:26.159 You're like, imagine like coming across that with no concept 3531 02:36:26.200 --> 02:36:30.319 of that, like like accidentally finding that, like not like, 3532 02:36:30.520 --> 02:36:33.319 oh I read it on fucking cheat dot com or whatever, 3533 02:36:34.200 --> 02:36:36.399 which used to be like a cheat code website, not 3534 02:36:36.520 --> 02:36:38.120 like a fucking Ashley Madison. 3535 02:36:40.559 --> 02:36:40.600 Was. 3536 02:36:40.760 --> 02:36:45.399 Yeah, do you remember cheat with Kristin Holt on a 3537 02:36:45.520 --> 02:36:45.920 G four? 3538 02:36:46.399 --> 02:36:46.639 Yes? 3539 02:36:46.959 --> 02:36:48.879 No, it was like it was just a TV show 3540 02:36:48.879 --> 02:36:50.280 all about cheat codes, and I remember she was like 3541 02:36:50.360 --> 02:36:52.319 really hot, that's cool, and I remember like she would 3542 02:36:52.319 --> 02:36:54.719 just tell you how to fucking break games. That would 3543 02:36:54.719 --> 02:36:57.200 have been for me like, oh yeah, tell me more 3544 02:36:58.040 --> 02:37:07.840 a pig this Jesus, that's the talent. That's like almost 3545 02:37:07.879 --> 02:37:09.280 that's part of the TWI band. It's starting to sound 3546 02:37:09.280 --> 02:37:14.639 like you started sound like Freezer for a second. Your mic, 3547 02:37:14.760 --> 02:37:17.559 by the way, is turned completely away from you. 3548 02:37:17.719 --> 02:37:18.879 I knocked it away when I was there. 3549 02:37:18.920 --> 02:37:20.440 It was like for the audience, it was like this, 3550 02:37:20.719 --> 02:37:21.360 I was doing my. 3551 02:37:21.520 --> 02:37:22.799 Twist, I knocked it away. 3552 02:37:24.280 --> 02:37:29.159 That's crazy, monkey Monkey. But yeah, dude, a lot of 3553 02:37:29.159 --> 02:37:30.920 those games were great. Like I really think like movie 3554 02:37:30.959 --> 02:37:33.159 based games really only got bad at a certain point, 3555 02:37:33.200 --> 02:37:34.639 Like there was a point where they just got worse. 3556 02:37:35.319 --> 02:37:37.959 You know, yeah, video games when it started. 3557 02:37:38.559 --> 02:37:41.120 Yeah, that was I kind of liked the demo with that, 3558 02:37:41.319 --> 02:37:43.239 but like I I remember, as I was playing, I 3559 02:37:43.360 --> 02:37:45.959 was like, I'm not buying this. This is a fun demo, though, 3560 02:37:46.920 --> 02:37:48.799 was iron Man. That's a moment when Okay, I think 3561 02:37:48.840 --> 02:37:50.600 this was when they started becoming endless runners on. I 3562 02:37:50.680 --> 02:37:51.280 think this might be it. 3563 02:37:51.639 --> 02:37:53.159 Oh wait, come on, dude, that is insane. 3564 02:37:55.159 --> 02:37:56.680 Oh wait no, I didn't show the one with the 3565 02:37:57.479 --> 02:38:02.120 it's insane. That he's even bad is crazy. So look up? 3566 02:38:02.280 --> 02:38:03.959 What would people have to look up to find them? 3567 02:38:04.559 --> 02:38:10.799 So x men Mutant Academy to psx Xavier. Yeah, that's 3568 02:38:10.879 --> 02:38:13.639 so fucking crazy, dude. He's beating the piss out of 3569 02:38:13.799 --> 02:38:14.479 plus like that. 3570 02:38:14.559 --> 02:38:16.559 Looks like almost like there was here like fucking Masters 3571 02:38:16.559 --> 02:38:20.840 of Terrorist Kasai or whatever. It's the it's just a 3572 02:38:21.040 --> 02:38:26.040 little bit better, you know. I remember for some reason 3573 02:38:26.239 --> 02:38:31.319 not hating the B Movie game. But there's no shot 3574 02:38:31.360 --> 02:38:34.760 it's because it's good. It's more like why does this exist? 3575 02:38:35.040 --> 02:38:35.200 Yes? 3576 02:38:35.360 --> 02:38:35.399 You? 3577 02:38:35.559 --> 02:38:37.559 Is that why you played it? I think so. Yeah, 3578 02:38:37.559 --> 02:38:39.079 I didn't play that. To be fair, A lot of 3579 02:38:39.120 --> 02:38:41.680 these are demos like I didn't have money, you know, 3580 02:38:41.879 --> 02:38:43.520 like I wasn't going out and being like I want 3581 02:38:43.559 --> 02:38:45.959 to spend sixty dollars. I want to spend sixty dollars 3582 02:38:46.000 --> 02:38:48.280 on the B movie video game. No, or like game 3583 02:38:48.360 --> 02:38:50.600 Fly I had for like a brief period of time. 3584 02:38:51.719 --> 02:38:55.040 I remember I got The Godfather like it was it 3585 02:38:55.120 --> 02:38:56.719 was cool. Concept back in the game was great. It 3586 02:38:56.799 --> 02:38:59.719 was sometimes the games for cheap on there. Yeah, I 3587 02:38:59.799 --> 02:39:03.440 got Halo three through game Fly. I got X Men Origins. Yeah. 3588 02:39:04.040 --> 02:39:06.479 Do you guys remember X Men two x two the 3589 02:39:06.879 --> 02:39:09.879 game you pays will rain only have to like ever 3590 02:39:09.920 --> 02:39:12.639 play that or what was it called? There was x Men. 3591 02:39:12.719 --> 02:39:15.159 There was a random X Men game. It was like 3592 02:39:15.319 --> 02:39:17.879 an Apocalypse x Men Origins Apocalypse something like that. It 3593 02:39:17.959 --> 02:39:20.399 was Wolverine only No that no, that that it's another one. 3594 02:39:20.559 --> 02:39:22.879 I remember the X Men, Origins Wolverine. Yeah, but which 3595 02:39:23.000 --> 02:39:25.559 was which is also, by the way, another example of 3596 02:39:25.680 --> 02:39:28.040 like a great one that that game sick. 3597 02:39:28.239 --> 02:39:30.159 Like I'm really pissed off that I can't play it. 3598 02:39:30.559 --> 02:39:33.120 Yeah, it's really annoying. I actually I actually kind of struggle. 3599 02:39:33.879 --> 02:39:35.200 I actually strongly. 3600 02:39:34.879 --> 02:39:37.879 Feel probably I think, actually I don't think it'll launch 3601 02:39:38.159 --> 02:39:39.719 if you do it, Yeah, I launch. 3602 02:39:41.680 --> 02:39:45.000 That's like Windows that doesn't work any although they did 3603 02:39:45.079 --> 02:39:46.840 figure out how to emulate like three sixty games like 3604 02:39:46.879 --> 02:39:49.520 really effectively, like recently, because that because that that Sonic 3605 02:39:49.600 --> 02:39:52.159 thing that happened, so there's a chance that you'd be 3606 02:39:52.200 --> 02:39:55.520 able to fucking that game. I actually feel I feel 3607 02:39:55.559 --> 02:39:58.959 pretty strongly what is the emulator? I don't know, but 3608 02:39:59.040 --> 02:40:00.920 if you look at Sonic, if you look up Sonic 3609 02:40:01.559 --> 02:40:05.920 Xbox sixty, yeah, Sonic on least Xbox sixty, emulation unlocked 3610 02:40:06.000 --> 02:40:08.920 or something like those keywords you'll find like the information. 3611 02:40:09.040 --> 02:40:11.920 But that's a game worth playing, like Dude x Y 3612 02:40:11.920 --> 02:40:14.559 and Origins Wolverine slacked, and I actually like strongly feel 3613 02:40:14.600 --> 02:40:17.959 like there's kind of no way, like I I just 3614 02:40:18.040 --> 02:40:20.040 don't think the Insomnia Equaverine game is going to be 3615 02:40:20.079 --> 02:40:22.159 nearly as good. Oh, yeah, it might be. 3616 02:40:22.360 --> 02:40:22.760 We'll see. 3617 02:40:22.840 --> 02:40:25.479 I hope, man, But I have a lot of faith 3618 02:40:25.479 --> 02:40:27.639 in Somniac. They make good they make good stuff. 3619 02:40:27.719 --> 02:40:29.639 But like I just it's just probably not gonna be 3620 02:40:29.680 --> 02:40:34.280 as fun like the the the the the cheekiness of 3621 02:40:35.959 --> 02:40:37.959 because you know, it had like a rock steady vibe 3622 02:40:38.239 --> 02:40:40.920 of something combats that. But then there was do the 3623 02:40:42.000 --> 02:40:46.040 the prep, the pounds. That launch is undefeated. 3624 02:40:46.200 --> 02:40:52.680 It's so cool, just thirty feet. It's so bridges, Bro, 3625 02:40:53.040 --> 02:40:54.280 It's so ridiculous. 3626 02:40:54.280 --> 02:40:57.559 This is a drawbridge. Why am I flying at somebody. 3627 02:40:58.360 --> 02:41:01.040 Like he was so feral crazy? I'm like, how are you? 3628 02:41:01.399 --> 02:41:04.360 You can't, Will Reen, I've been a fan for very long. 3629 02:41:04.440 --> 02:41:06.440 You can do that. You can do that. But it's 3630 02:41:06.520 --> 02:41:08.959 like you're not seeing him do that too often, not 3631 02:41:09.120 --> 02:41:13.520 that far he left the car, Bro. He could do it. 3632 02:41:14.680 --> 02:41:15.399 I guess he can. 3633 02:41:15.639 --> 02:41:17.920 He's just I'm trying to don't see him do that 3634 02:41:17.959 --> 02:41:19.120 because he's he's cutting. 3635 02:41:19.680 --> 02:41:22.159 That's another one I remember. I remember the thing being 3636 02:41:22.959 --> 02:41:27.280 they just remastered The Thing video game. John Carpenter is 3637 02:41:27.319 --> 02:41:29.639 the Thing. I would never say the Thing and me, 3638 02:41:30.000 --> 02:41:31.840 I would never that would never be a solo, A 3639 02:41:31.920 --> 02:41:34.799 solo fast the thing for a Fantastic four A game 3640 02:41:35.760 --> 02:41:37.799 just be something destruction. But he's aren't people. 3641 02:41:38.120 --> 02:41:40.680 That's true. That's why I think people would it would 3642 02:41:40.799 --> 02:41:44.000 sell horrible that I love. I think he's the coolest 3643 02:41:44.079 --> 02:41:44.719 character in that thing. 3644 02:41:44.840 --> 02:41:47.440 Well, to me, I'm gonna say he's At this point, 3645 02:41:48.600 --> 02:41:51.479 I would say, I'm so I'm maxed down on Hulk 3646 02:41:51.920 --> 02:41:53.879 that I think that I could I have room to 3647 02:41:54.000 --> 02:41:56.639 learn more about Ben because you know, I'm not I'm not. 3648 02:41:56.799 --> 02:41:59.360 I'm actually very I'm a little ignorant when it comes 3649 02:41:59.399 --> 02:42:02.280 to Fantastic four. I know enough because of cosmic shit. 3650 02:42:02.879 --> 02:42:05.159 But I've also biased. I'm just like, you get these 3651 02:42:05.200 --> 02:42:05.799 niggas out of here. 3652 02:42:05.959 --> 02:42:09.040 I think they're cool, but they're definitely by gones, you know. Therefore, 3653 02:42:09.159 --> 02:42:12.040 like the era of like the working good, the working 3654 02:42:12.200 --> 02:42:16.319 genius man, the pretty damnsel, the hot shot young boy, 3655 02:42:16.799 --> 02:42:18.639 the unshakeable forces. 3656 02:42:18.680 --> 02:42:22.280 Like yeah, yeah, I think that's my only problem where 3657 02:42:22.520 --> 02:42:24.479 I imagine though, there's people that can be like, well 3658 02:42:24.600 --> 02:42:25.879 check this out, Derek their way. 3659 02:42:26.079 --> 02:42:28.479 Uh. It was like how people are with like Aquaman. 3660 02:42:28.520 --> 02:42:31.479 They still have like a perception of him that like 3661 02:42:31.600 --> 02:42:33.760 he's this absolutely he's the same as he was when 3662 02:42:33.799 --> 02:42:35.760 he started and I'm like, well, I guess it's unfair. 3663 02:42:36.040 --> 02:42:38.479 That's true. Usually listening to them read Mark Wade run, 3664 02:42:38.959 --> 02:42:44.520 Mark Wade, Yeah, Mark Wade run, considering because I wanted 3665 02:42:44.520 --> 02:42:45.319 to distance myself. 3666 02:42:45.319 --> 02:42:48.280 I dude, I realized that a lot of the political 3667 02:42:48.360 --> 02:42:50.440 news was subconsciously depressing me. 3668 02:42:50.559 --> 02:42:51.399 I just realized it. 3669 02:42:52.079 --> 02:42:54.040 Well, like it wasn't because actively I was still pretty 3670 02:42:54.159 --> 02:42:56.200 like a whatever, it's all the same as bullshit. 3671 02:42:56.879 --> 02:42:57.840 But I had these Uh. 3672 02:42:58.520 --> 02:43:00.520 I notice when I get like some constantly depressed, I 3673 02:43:00.680 --> 02:43:03.399 get incredibly tired. I'll like I want to pass out 3674 02:43:03.399 --> 02:43:06.000 immediately because my body just wants to shut down. And 3675 02:43:06.040 --> 02:43:07.399 I realized I was having that, and I was like, oh, 3676 02:43:07.440 --> 02:43:09.920 I think it's the I was watching these political streams 3677 02:43:10.479 --> 02:43:11.879 and I haven't been watching them. I was like, oh, 3678 02:43:11.879 --> 02:43:12.520 I feel way better. 3679 02:43:12.520 --> 02:43:13.520 It's funny, you know. 3680 02:43:14.079 --> 02:43:15.799 And so I'm like, Okay, let me maybe if I 3681 02:43:15.959 --> 02:43:19.120 just read more and just only game and stop consuming 3682 02:43:19.200 --> 02:43:21.120 these I guess be ignorant. 3683 02:43:21.440 --> 02:43:21.920 It really is. 3684 02:43:21.959 --> 02:43:24.280 What I'm saying, is what I'm saying, Like, I feel better. 3685 02:43:24.360 --> 02:43:26.120 Whenever I started getting really depressed, I played D and 3686 02:43:26.200 --> 02:43:28.559 D and I vented into that world. 3687 02:43:28.399 --> 02:43:30.280 And I'm fine, Yeah, you just kill everybody. 3688 02:43:30.360 --> 02:43:31.959 I don't kill everybody I make. I make. I give 3689 02:43:32.040 --> 02:43:34.920 people decisions and my friends always choose the wrong ones. 3690 02:43:34.959 --> 02:43:36.879 But it'd be like that, we. 3691 02:43:36.920 --> 02:43:38.159 See one more and get the hell out of here. Yeah, 3692 02:43:38.319 --> 02:43:44.520 one quick, one exactly, Pan of Pan of Jello, Lord 3693 02:43:44.559 --> 02:43:47.280 of Jeff rode In. He says, hello, gents, you all 3694 02:43:47.280 --> 02:43:50.600 should buy the original ET model for nine hundred k. 3695 02:43:56.719 --> 02:43:58.520 I don't know is it worth it? What do you 3696 02:43:58.559 --> 02:43:58.959 guys think? 3697 02:44:00.639 --> 02:44:00.920 Can we. 3698 02:44:03.600 --> 02:44:07.799 This podcast's ability? We're we're asking for nine hundred thousand 3699 02:44:07.840 --> 02:44:13.680 dollars to buy the original ET puppet or model or 3700 02:44:13.719 --> 02:44:17.520 whatever the fuck it was. Chris, you know what's fucked up. 3701 02:44:17.840 --> 02:44:21.000 I had a flash that I think was the future. Oh, that. 3702 02:44:23.000 --> 02:44:25.959 We would reach that, and I would get really upset 3703 02:44:26.079 --> 02:44:30.319 that for something more serious, we probably would have gotten 3704 02:44:30.399 --> 02:44:31.680 like five thousand dollars you know. 3705 02:44:31.840 --> 02:44:34.440 Yeah, yeah, like if one of us was dying, Yeah, 3706 02:44:34.600 --> 02:44:39.000 we'd get like maybe sixteen dollars and uh if we Yeah, 3707 02:44:39.079 --> 02:44:40.680 the idea, Like the thing that would piss me off 3708 02:44:40.719 --> 02:44:42.040 most about that is that like we would have to 3709 02:44:42.079 --> 02:44:45.120 honor it advice, we would be legally kount of. So 3710 02:44:45.280 --> 02:44:46.879 like the idea that we would be able to safely 3711 02:44:46.920 --> 02:44:49.040 procure nine hundred thousand dollars, but we have to spend it, 3712 02:44:49.399 --> 02:44:51.200 spend it on fucking. 3713 02:44:51.000 --> 02:44:52.520 Easy just to the background. 3714 02:44:52.920 --> 02:45:00.360 It's just off screen, just there, so fucking it state. 3715 02:45:00.520 --> 02:45:02.840 We could have bought houses. Yeah, we could have put 3716 02:45:02.840 --> 02:45:06.159 a down payment on something big. Yeah, literally yeah, and 3717 02:45:06.239 --> 02:45:09.120 then nope, nope, by e T. I can't believe it's 3718 02:45:09.120 --> 02:45:12.159 worth one hundred thousand dollars. That is really insane. 3719 02:45:12.280 --> 02:45:15.920 No, look, it can original thousand. Nobody's bought it. Oh 3720 02:45:15.959 --> 02:45:18.479 that's true, Like who's who's unless somebody bought it, and 3721 02:45:18.520 --> 02:45:19.360 now they're selling. 3722 02:45:19.200 --> 02:45:21.440 It for that much. Even Spielberg doesn't want it clearly. 3723 02:45:21.600 --> 02:45:25.680 No, I'll get a replica for like one hundred no, 3724 02:45:25.879 --> 02:45:27.040 what five hundred dollars? Maybe? 3725 02:45:27.079 --> 02:45:29.559 I remember they used to sell fucking plushies at UH 3726 02:45:30.959 --> 02:45:33.319 Toys r US of ET. I remember those. The last 3727 02:45:33.319 --> 02:45:34.479 thing I saw that the Toys r US was a 3728 02:45:34.520 --> 02:45:36.479 fucking plush of VT, and I was like, that's disgusting. 3729 02:45:36.639 --> 02:45:38.559 I wouldn't I want that now. I would not want 3730 02:45:38.639 --> 02:45:40.399 that then, but I want to know exactly now I 3731 02:45:40.479 --> 02:45:43.280 want it. Yeah, now I regret not spending my paycheck 3732 02:45:43.319 --> 02:45:49.719 on it. You think it's so fucking disgusting. 3733 02:45:49.840 --> 02:45:50.559 It's gross. 3734 02:45:52.559 --> 02:45:58.360 Anyway. Yeah, that's uh, that's your questions for today. We're 3735 02:45:58.399 --> 02:46:04.879 gonna go ahead and wrap this bitch up and read 3736 02:46:05.079 --> 02:46:08.760 our twenty five dollars and up patrons, which you can 3737 02:46:08.799 --> 02:46:10.719 be a part of that as well. You can donate 3738 02:46:10.760 --> 02:46:12.719 twenty five dollars to patron. It's it's expensive, but you 3739 02:46:12.760 --> 02:46:14.239 get to be at the end of the credits. You 3740 02:46:14.319 --> 02:46:16.360 get to type in whatever the fuck you want and 3741 02:46:16.479 --> 02:46:18.479 I have to read it, and it trips us up, 3742 02:46:18.600 --> 02:46:21.959 and it throws us into fucking tangents, and it ostensibly 3743 02:46:22.000 --> 02:46:23.760 extends the show beyond what we want it to be 3744 02:46:24.159 --> 02:46:28.040 every time, and it's suffering for us. And uh, you know, 3745 02:46:29.479 --> 02:46:31.639 can't put a price on that, look it. Although I 3746 02:46:31.639 --> 02:46:35.040 guess it's twenty five dollars. Yeah, that's what I direct. Well, 3747 02:46:35.799 --> 02:46:37.799 well that was stupider than the one that I saw. 3748 02:46:38.040 --> 02:46:43.559 They're transcenari Oh my god, they they made him. There 3749 02:46:43.680 --> 02:46:45.440 you go, that's good. 3750 02:46:46.879 --> 02:46:47.319 Is good? 3751 02:46:47.600 --> 02:46:52.280 No, Gitler sucks. I think Jitlert is amazing. That's a 3752 02:46:52.360 --> 02:46:57.760 great fucking pull. They're transcend Hold on to the candler. 3753 02:46:58.440 --> 02:47:02.760 How could you dare? It's an iconic figure. You gotta 3754 02:47:02.799 --> 02:47:07.280 respect history. That's she could shet is amazing. 3755 02:47:07.719 --> 02:47:12.760 I will not call her she fucking she's gonna be 3756 02:47:12.959 --> 02:47:15.159 you know what's fucked up? E T. If we're if 3757 02:47:15.200 --> 02:47:17.399 we were like drifters, we could convince people to be 3758 02:47:17.479 --> 02:47:18.000 mad about this. 3759 02:47:18.520 --> 02:47:21.120 Oh for sure, Well your Amazon tapping up now. But uh, 3760 02:47:22.959 --> 02:47:25.879 it's like you always takeing me. It's taking I was like, 3761 02:47:25.920 --> 02:47:27.959 why is this happening? It's like you want this. It's 3762 02:47:28.040 --> 02:47:30.559 forty bucks. It's not that bad. I mean, that's that's 3763 02:47:30.719 --> 02:47:31.319 too much for that. 3764 02:47:31.440 --> 02:47:33.600 I can get it by tomorrow for ten am. 3765 02:47:35.079 --> 02:47:40.959 Great. Oh fuck me, man, what are we doing? T? 3766 02:47:41.600 --> 02:47:44.040 She t is a good A good name. That's pretty good. Anyway, 3767 02:47:44.079 --> 02:47:45.799 we're gonna read the twenty five dollars up names now. 3768 02:47:45.959 --> 02:47:46.920 You guys want to count me down? 3769 02:47:47.159 --> 02:47:49.559 Three? Two one? 3770 02:47:49.879 --> 02:47:59.639 Great? Now count me down? Uh in uh Phoenician hall boonga, 3771 02:48:00.079 --> 02:48:07.440 good job, all right, nice, that's one. Uh. Bernadette Nur, 3772 02:48:07.920 --> 02:48:11.159 Bernadette Banana, Nana Nana. I don't know what the funk. 3773 02:48:11.200 --> 02:48:13.440 I just read him me down in Hindu Hindu. 3774 02:48:13.520 --> 02:48:19.559 I don't speak Hindo at all, dude, idiot, three three goudy, 3775 02:48:20.559 --> 02:48:20.879 I don't know. 3776 02:48:21.760 --> 02:48:25.360 I'm sorry. Cal schadraw address we got we just got 3777 02:48:25.440 --> 02:48:28.200 a letter. We just got a letter. We just got 3778 02:48:28.280 --> 02:48:31.879 a letter. We just got a letter. Why is it covered? 3779 02:48:31.920 --> 02:48:34.840 And come that doesn't fit at all. 3780 02:48:34.959 --> 02:48:37.959 It doesn't know. We just got a letter. We just 3781 02:48:38.079 --> 02:48:38.959 got a letter. 3782 02:48:39.559 --> 02:48:40.920 We just got a letter. 3783 02:48:41.239 --> 02:48:44.840 And why is that covered? In come? It kinda you 3784 02:48:44.959 --> 02:48:46.879 could do, you could make it work, but it's it's 3785 02:48:46.879 --> 02:48:48.920 a little it's a little slopper. Where it's from? 3786 02:48:49.000 --> 02:48:50.000 Or I wonder who it's from? 3787 02:48:50.200 --> 02:48:51.040 Where who it's from? 3788 02:48:51.879 --> 02:48:54.079 Why? Why? Why it because? 3789 02:48:54.399 --> 02:48:54.440 No? 3790 02:48:54.520 --> 02:48:55.159 Because the covered? 3791 02:48:55.440 --> 02:48:59.479 Yeah, the covered throws it off. Yeah, why it's got 3792 02:48:59.559 --> 02:49:01.360 a workshop it? Why is it full? Figure it out? 3793 02:49:03.399 --> 02:49:08.559 Full of com it's fat, fat dripping. It's a soggy 3794 02:49:08.639 --> 02:49:13.680 envelope full of semen. From the bank, it's from the bank. 3795 02:49:13.959 --> 02:49:15.040 Get it from the sperm bank. 3796 02:49:15.239 --> 02:49:21.040 No, from Chase. He's got a Chase letterhead on the coumb. 3797 02:49:24.399 --> 02:49:30.120 Idea have a fat cum dripping letters crazy plump. Its 3798 02:49:30.159 --> 02:49:31.920 shape is more similar to a hot pocket. 3799 02:49:33.559 --> 02:49:38.920 It's more like a we must move on racist tokage, 3800 02:49:39.040 --> 02:49:41.959 draining the water to own the libs, kiss my nuts 3801 02:49:42.280 --> 02:49:43.280 and suck my ass too. 3802 02:49:43.360 --> 02:49:47.319 Yeah, y know, somebody's fucked the hot pocket before like legit, Yeah, 3803 02:49:47.600 --> 02:49:52.959 that's it. I guess well, the hammer, the pepperoni one, absolutely, 3804 02:49:53.000 --> 02:49:54.799 the cheese one only so of sticks and burns. 3805 02:49:55.000 --> 02:50:00.559 She only does it. She's only one in there, which 3806 02:50:00.639 --> 02:50:09.000 kind of there for only mozzarella, the stickiest kind, so 3807 02:50:09.079 --> 02:50:10.520 it burns, does it? Even? 3808 02:50:10.600 --> 02:50:13.920 Like that's too gooey to lake? All right? He likes 3809 02:50:13.959 --> 02:50:16.600 a gooey. He likes a gooey. I thought Elvida would 3810 02:50:16.600 --> 02:50:16.959 be the best. 3811 02:50:17.399 --> 02:50:19.440 I thought off for like soft was soft as that 3812 02:50:19.479 --> 02:50:20.200 possibly can be. 3813 02:50:20.399 --> 02:50:22.360 I like cold slices of American cheese. 3814 02:50:24.760 --> 02:50:27.399 And then I'll out of it. 3815 02:50:27.840 --> 02:50:35.280 Yeah yeah, and then because I'm going to kill in 3816 02:50:35.360 --> 02:50:40.600 prison with a mortar. Chris plexing, Chris suplexing, Chris supplexing, 3817 02:50:40.680 --> 02:50:43.479 swing like neat Leon Kennedy. We'll call it the Gulf 3818 02:50:43.559 --> 02:50:46.399 of Gay. It'll be so gay. It's Emma two rats 3819 02:50:46.440 --> 02:50:49.040 in a trench coat. Chris chan voice. My name is 3820 02:50:49.120 --> 02:50:53.000 Chris Rach. Chanda, dude, Chandanado, Harold is sweet at chew, 3821 02:50:53.879 --> 02:50:57.200 learn their chew and the dimensional emerges upon us. 3822 02:50:58.559 --> 02:50:58.799 Nice. 3823 02:50:58.920 --> 02:51:04.799 Wow, that's that's amazing. Christian Wow, I love you. Why 3824 02:51:04.840 --> 02:51:07.200 do we both default it? I love you? I love 3825 02:51:07.479 --> 02:51:13.399 your autism matches mine. Finally, you love us very and 3826 02:51:13.479 --> 02:51:16.799 Christianity just because there's nobody as autistic as either of 3827 02:51:16.879 --> 02:51:21.120 them is a basic I finally, you know, Christiana. When 3828 02:51:21.200 --> 02:51:26.760 we first met, I thought woke, trans disgusting, But as 3829 02:51:26.760 --> 02:51:37.879 we've connected further, it's crazy. It's so crazy. I I 3830 02:51:38.040 --> 02:51:46.879 just I feel like comedy, Elusive Joe, the Good Swing 3831 02:51:47.079 --> 02:51:52.120 in the Black Lodge, Queer al Yank My Dick, Indian 3832 02:51:52.360 --> 02:51:55.479 Gi and the Raiders of the Lot and the Lost 3833 02:51:55.799 --> 02:51:59.120 Indian Gi and the Raiders of the Lost Curry Amazing Gi, 3834 02:52:00.239 --> 02:52:03.000 Raiders of the Lost What the Lost Curry? Of course 3835 02:52:04.000 --> 02:52:11.360 it's amazing. I love just racism. I love how clever 3836 02:52:11.479 --> 02:52:14.040 it is to put curry everything. 3837 02:52:14.559 --> 02:52:18.559 It's like not like some about like Indian street food 3838 02:52:18.639 --> 02:52:20.760 your hand and you were talking about having curry in 3839 02:52:20.840 --> 02:52:22.799 the hand and I lost it in the last episode, 3840 02:52:22.840 --> 02:52:24.399 like kep curry in the hand, Yeah, because like you 3841 02:52:24.440 --> 02:52:25.879 was talking about I don't know how we got. 3842 02:52:25.799 --> 02:52:28.680 Oh yeah, like talking about like it's a hand food. Yeah, 3843 02:52:29.159 --> 02:52:33.920 Like giving somebody curry in there is so funny to me. 3844 02:52:34.680 --> 02:52:36.799 Would you like to like this cream of mushroom? Super? 3845 02:52:38.920 --> 02:52:39.440 Thank you? Thank you? 3846 02:52:39.520 --> 02:52:42.520 Elon his hand, his handshakes when yeah, he's like literally 3847 02:52:42.600 --> 02:52:46.479 like they did not shake the sloker too. Why so 3848 02:52:46.600 --> 02:52:51.760 dirpy berserker Broley, big bouncy backside. Let's say hypothetically, I 3849 02:52:51.840 --> 02:52:57.079 gargled your precumb Let's say hypothetically. I'm not saying hypothetically. 3850 02:52:58.000 --> 02:53:00.559 Then I gargled you know that little that old wet 3851 02:53:00.600 --> 02:53:01.879 stuff that comes down before you're. 3852 02:53:04.639 --> 02:53:05.360 Powers down. 3853 02:53:05.959 --> 02:53:08.920 M I love pre coming, I love pre comp. 3854 02:53:08.920 --> 02:53:10.120 I love I love pre Coming. 3855 02:53:12.079 --> 02:53:15.399 The Daily Wires sponsored by Colm what's that thing? I 3856 02:53:15.440 --> 02:53:17.040 didn't what episode was that was the last one that 3857 02:53:17.079 --> 02:53:20.760 I put the music up? Sponsored by comm Oh yeah, 3858 02:53:20.840 --> 02:53:22.959 it must have on Miyamaica. Yeah, wait, mean no camp 3859 02:53:23.319 --> 02:53:25.639 Cot on Miamaica. I mean okay, his episode is sponsored 3860 02:53:25.680 --> 02:53:32.399 by pre Com. Don't forget to don't pre Com. 3861 02:53:34.760 --> 02:53:37.879 You know the the guy Jeremy uh that there's a partner. 3862 02:53:37.760 --> 02:53:40.680 Jeremy Boring Boring, the CEO of the Boring company which 3863 02:53:40.680 --> 02:53:41.719 owns Daily Wire. 3864 02:53:41.840 --> 02:53:44.639 Yeah, he puts his name on everything. So he sold 3865 02:53:44.760 --> 02:53:45.799 chocolate and razors. 3866 02:53:46.479 --> 02:53:50.399 So didn't step down or something. I heard something, but 3867 02:53:51.360 --> 02:53:53.159 I don't know. I don't know. I heard something about 3868 02:53:53.920 --> 02:53:56.719 I don't know who fucking knows, who cares I'm boring, 3869 02:53:57.280 --> 02:54:00.840 spread information gave up. I just I realized how little 3870 02:54:00.840 --> 02:54:02.639 I gave his ship about Jeremy Boring and. 3871 02:54:02.639 --> 02:54:05.600 His stupid So I'm the daily w iron Plants arts 3872 02:54:05.639 --> 02:54:08.280 work have to be sponsored by Jeremy's pre come. 3873 02:54:08.440 --> 02:54:10.760 Subscribe to our shaming service. I've been waxing my testicles 3874 02:54:10.799 --> 02:54:16.559 for seven minutes, string waxing, waxing, waxing and lashing, waxing 3875 02:54:16.600 --> 02:54:18.120 and lashing. I like to I like to go until 3876 02:54:18.159 --> 02:54:25.120 the skin is fucking pink, and he has he has 3877 02:54:25.159 --> 02:54:27.959 a cabra dedicated to his balls. I like to stretch 3878 02:54:28.000 --> 02:54:29.799 my testicles out until people think, what is the circus 3879 02:54:29.840 --> 02:54:30.120 in town? 3880 02:54:31.559 --> 02:54:32.719 Like tent. 3881 02:54:35.639 --> 02:54:36.280 He's had a very. 3882 02:54:36.239 --> 02:54:39.040 Serious conversation talking about freeing Derek Schovid, but then dorees 3883 02:54:39.079 --> 02:54:41.639 a camera camera two cuts to his testicles. 3884 02:54:42.559 --> 02:54:45.399 In the morning. I'm Ben Shapiro, fucking conservative talk show host, 3885 02:54:45.440 --> 02:54:47.360 and by night time I stretched my testicles out so 3886 02:54:47.440 --> 02:54:49.040 far that I hang from the top of a flagpole 3887 02:54:49.040 --> 02:54:50.959 and then let my testacle blow in the breeze. 3888 02:54:55.280 --> 02:54:57.079 That is the most insane I've heard about life. 3889 02:54:57.719 --> 02:55:01.280 I don't know why that popped my head. Fucking He's 3890 02:55:01.319 --> 02:55:04.319 like it's like almost like an impressive feet of strength. 3891 02:55:04.360 --> 02:55:06.920 Like he's like he's grabbed, he's grabbing onto the flagpole 3892 02:55:06.959 --> 02:55:11.200 at the top. He's perfectly like like perpendicular to it. Yeah, 3893 02:55:11.639 --> 02:55:15.520 but his testicle is like flowing and blowing in the 3894 02:55:15.559 --> 02:55:17.239 breeze like a flag and half mass. 3895 02:55:19.120 --> 02:55:22.159 The next morning, I'm sorry, I'm in a very very 3896 02:55:22.200 --> 02:55:26.680 bad mood. While I was at full mass, someone hosted 3897 02:55:26.840 --> 02:55:29.440 hosted me down and they paid a freeze. 3898 02:55:29.440 --> 02:55:31.360 Palid signed on my testicles and there was so much 3899 02:55:31.360 --> 02:55:32.760 space there was enough to spell it correctly. 3900 02:55:33.239 --> 02:55:37.280 They spelled the entire thing Palestine, and I I love everybody, 3901 02:55:37.319 --> 02:55:38.319 and everybody should be freeing. 3902 02:55:38.600 --> 02:55:40.000 And I was like, I don't like that they spelled 3903 02:55:40.000 --> 02:55:44.280 it out double space and double space. And then when 3904 02:55:44.280 --> 02:55:46.079 I was trying to run home, I kept tripping on 3905 02:55:46.159 --> 02:55:47.040 my long testes. 3906 02:55:49.680 --> 02:55:51.399 I have to phone my nutsack up every time I 3907 02:55:51.440 --> 02:55:52.479 come into work, and. 3908 02:55:56.879 --> 02:55:57.680 That's crazy. 3909 02:55:57.879 --> 02:56:00.920 Folding its three minutes. 3910 02:56:02.239 --> 02:56:03.639 I'll call me sacks appere for nothing. 3911 02:56:03.879 --> 02:56:06.079 And then I dry him close again, like tat. 3912 02:56:07.479 --> 02:56:08.520 My testicles. I mean, no camp. 3913 02:56:09.440 --> 02:56:15.360 He dries it. He gets testicles nice and near powdered. 3914 02:56:15.680 --> 02:56:18.559 Yeah, his testicles are taller than he is technically. 3915 02:56:20.799 --> 02:56:24.680 He's got drying your scrollac hot. This is fucking so. 3916 02:56:26.280 --> 02:56:27.600 I've got a tail in my front, but I can't 3917 02:56:27.639 --> 02:56:34.319 move it kind of drags behind it. Please you hand 3918 02:56:34.360 --> 02:56:37.159 it when you're dragging your tastacles behind you and they 3919 02:56:37.159 --> 02:56:39.879 pick up on the fucking grease and garbage on the 3920 02:56:39.920 --> 02:56:43.120 ground and then you gotta rinse it before you got 3921 02:56:43.239 --> 02:56:48.440 to ball. Jerry boys, I can't do. It's like, please 3922 02:56:48.479 --> 02:56:55.159 get out. He's like, how much are we pay? Bench? Brother? 3923 02:56:55.159 --> 02:56:57.440 There's it's coming to my attention that you spend your 3924 02:56:57.799 --> 02:57:00.959 nights hanging from a flag, letting your testic was flowing 3925 02:57:01.000 --> 02:57:06.760 the breeze. One of our daily wire drones caught it. Drones. 3926 02:57:07.399 --> 02:57:10.200 This is America, this is American. We're all free to 3927 02:57:10.239 --> 02:57:12.360 lant oar testicals fly off of flags. Believe that's like 3928 02:57:12.399 --> 02:57:17.440 the seventieth Amendment. Like there aren't seventy amendments. Well man, 3929 02:57:17.479 --> 02:57:18.000 this will we want? 3930 02:57:19.520 --> 02:57:24.879 I'm not yeah, Ben, I'm I'm, I'm, I'm I'm out 3931 02:57:24.879 --> 02:57:26.680 of here, Come out of here, you know, just just 3932 02:57:26.760 --> 02:57:27.520 keep everything. 3933 02:57:27.319 --> 02:57:29.920 Just keep coming. I don't even I don't even want to. 3934 02:57:29.959 --> 02:57:31.639 I'm gonna go walk in. I don't even want my shares. 3935 02:57:31.639 --> 02:57:34.040 You can have. I'm gonna walk into a tide. I'm 3936 02:57:34.040 --> 02:57:36.760 gonna go. I'm gonna go find a rip tide. I'm gonnadie. 3937 02:57:36.959 --> 02:57:39.280 I'm gonna go find a rip tide, get whipped a 3938 02:57:39.360 --> 02:57:45.159 ship and die, I get bashed against the rocks. So 3939 02:57:46.639 --> 02:57:51.559 let's say hype. Okay, God damn it, Kingston's cobra cock. 3940 02:57:52.319 --> 02:57:52.600 Nice. 3941 02:57:53.159 --> 02:58:01.000 Oh, it's a single piece of paper that says night nigosaurus. 3942 02:58:03.000 --> 02:58:07.600 I see, I see what you're doing. You want to 3943 02:58:07.639 --> 02:58:12.159 read that one? This is funny. You're gonna really like 3944 02:58:13.360 --> 02:58:15.639 get ready to get all aboard the bust that got 3945 02:58:15.680 --> 02:58:22.879 express for this one. Deliver Okay, a. 3946 02:58:22.879 --> 02:58:28.920 Single piece of paper that says nigersaurus forget real dinosaur sick. 3947 02:58:33.440 --> 02:58:34.399 Oh, you're just gonna read that one. 3948 02:58:34.559 --> 02:58:39.000 Okay, Okay, finish well, you know I do. We would, 3949 02:58:39.079 --> 02:58:40.000 We do want to finish. 3950 02:58:40.079 --> 02:58:42.040 We do want to finish. Ideally, we don't want to 3951 02:58:42.120 --> 02:58:45.840 die here, we don't want to starve here. 3952 02:58:46.280 --> 02:58:48.440 Yeah, you guys all catch media rights in the back 3953 02:58:48.440 --> 02:58:52.200 of your head. Small ones, of course, petit ones, petit 3954 02:58:52.239 --> 02:58:56.079 little media righte calculated meteorites alien from a different planet. 3955 02:58:56.159 --> 02:58:56.879 Fucking that. 3956 02:58:57.040 --> 02:59:04.959 Oh my god, he's in a he's in another galaxy. Different, dude, 3957 02:59:05.000 --> 02:59:07.840 that's like fucking Credos. Uh, dude, Aris did that to 3958 02:59:07.959 --> 02:59:09.719 Credos in The God of the First God of War. 3959 02:59:10.280 --> 02:59:14.200 Oh you got the you got Padora's box. Finally, probably 3960 02:59:14.319 --> 02:59:15.360 thousands of miles. 3961 02:59:15.159 --> 02:59:16.760 Away, gets a pillar. 3962 02:59:18.920 --> 02:59:22.760 It's the stupidest thing I've ever seen a video game history. Like, 3963 02:59:22.920 --> 02:59:24.760 it was like, it's not supposed to be funny, but 3964 02:59:24.879 --> 02:59:27.639 you can't help but laughing how stupid it is? No man, Axel, 3965 02:59:29.559 --> 02:59:32.040 I stand corrected? Did you actually you know what's funny? 3966 02:59:32.319 --> 02:59:34.239 So they tease season two of Twisted Metal? And you 3967 02:59:34.280 --> 02:59:36.840 know that they teased Axel? Right, see now I might 3968 02:59:36.840 --> 02:59:38.319 actually the end of it. They had his hand going 3969 02:59:38.319 --> 02:59:40.159 into the wheel, and I'm like, I might actually watch that. 3970 02:59:40.239 --> 02:59:41.879 I might actually watch it too. I might actually watch 3971 02:59:41.959 --> 02:59:43.040 that show. 3972 02:59:43.399 --> 02:59:46.079 Is Anthony Macki dead? Because I don't really and he's. 3973 02:59:45.920 --> 02:59:48.159 Still very much alive, but his character is dead. 3974 02:59:48.440 --> 02:59:50.280 O great character in the show. 3975 02:59:50.360 --> 02:59:52.399 I don't know. I didn't see it. I don't know. 3976 02:59:52.440 --> 02:59:54.360 I just know I was like, Ah, your mouth's too small, man, 3977 02:59:54.399 --> 02:59:55.920 I don't want to watch it. He does have like 3978 02:59:55.959 --> 02:59:59.079 a fucking unusually petite mouth. It's like it looks like 3979 02:59:59.120 --> 03:00:02.600 He's always you ever like the secret the ultra warheads 3980 03:00:02.639 --> 03:00:05.319 are like they're like magazine. Yeah, there's like this one 3981 03:00:05.399 --> 03:00:08.079 that was like a black cherry. Just they should have. 3982 03:00:08.399 --> 03:00:12.559 He should be the mascot for all sour candy. Just 3983 03:00:12.600 --> 03:00:17.959 Anthony Mackie with his tiny fucking mouth. You can't even 3984 03:00:18.000 --> 03:00:21.799 talk without whistle. It's just it's just his mouth is 3985 03:00:21.879 --> 03:00:23.280 so small and tight that it's just like all his 3986 03:00:23.360 --> 03:00:24.440 words come out his whistles. 3987 03:00:26.120 --> 03:00:27.319 I'm captain to Barri. 3988 03:00:30.799 --> 03:00:31.200 Whoa is that? 3989 03:00:31.479 --> 03:00:31.600 Is that? 3990 03:00:31.680 --> 03:00:33.280 The theme song for the Good, the Band and the 3991 03:00:33.360 --> 03:00:43.719 Uglier is Anthony Mackie here? Well, Anthony, calm down, Anthony, Anthony, 3992 03:00:43.799 --> 03:00:48.000 you'll get your paycheck. Don't worry. Anthony listened to me. 3993 03:00:49.959 --> 03:00:53.920 He won't listen to reason. I can't get higher. I 3994 03:00:53.920 --> 03:00:56.120 can't do the other part of it. I can't avengers. 3995 03:00:56.879 --> 03:00:59.799 Can you do it if you're inhale? No, I can't. 3996 03:00:59.840 --> 03:01:01.479 I I just can't do it because like I can't, 3997 03:01:01.520 --> 03:01:05.079 I can't exhale. I'm terrible at excel whistling, and then 3998 03:01:05.120 --> 03:01:06.879 so I have to inhale to do it. It's weird, 3999 03:01:07.799 --> 03:01:08.239 the opposite. 4000 03:01:08.239 --> 03:01:09.600 I've never learned how to do it. I never figured 4001 03:01:09.639 --> 03:01:11.959 it out. I never understood it. Like, there's me, here's 4002 03:01:12.000 --> 03:01:18.399 excel whistle and help you sound like a man. You 4003 03:01:18.799 --> 03:01:21.239 like you sound like you give me that cock. That's 4004 03:01:21.280 --> 03:01:23.879 not whistling. You're just dying. I think you're extracting. Come 4005 03:01:23.920 --> 03:01:29.719 at this point, you just this is a horrible listening experience. 4006 03:01:30.239 --> 03:01:31.280 I'm hurting myself. 4007 03:01:31.799 --> 03:01:32.520 Then stop. 4008 03:01:32.799 --> 03:01:33.239 I can't. 4009 03:01:33.879 --> 03:01:36.000 I can't, Yeah, I can't. I don't remember who I 4010 03:01:36.079 --> 03:01:37.000 was talking about with Jodd. 4011 03:01:37.040 --> 03:01:39.639 We were talking about somebody sucking cock so hard and 4012 03:01:39.760 --> 03:01:43.639 good that uh you see you see God that God's 4013 03:01:43.760 --> 03:01:47.000 crying and reaching out to you for embrace. But then 4014 03:01:47.040 --> 03:01:49.520 after that, like once he finishes sucking, like you die. 4015 03:01:49.920 --> 03:01:52.879 So it's like the greatest experience of your life, but 4016 03:01:53.079 --> 03:01:55.639 like the price is death because it's just like God is. 4017 03:01:55.760 --> 03:01:58.440 It's like he's crying as he's twiggling, and it's like 4018 03:01:58.479 --> 03:02:00.000 it's the greatest thing you could ever expect. 4019 03:02:02.719 --> 03:02:06.360 So that's the idea. Hey, not bad, it's like barely 4020 03:02:06.840 --> 03:02:09.440 but like if you it's more like a desert whistle, 4021 03:02:09.440 --> 03:02:11.479 you know what I mean, Like when like going through 4022 03:02:11.479 --> 03:02:14.600 buildings and ship Yeah yeah, yeah I can do that. 4023 03:02:14.719 --> 03:02:16.079 I can do Can you do wind sounds? 4024 03:02:16.120 --> 03:02:26.319 Pretty decent. Yeah, wind like, that's just that's just god. 4025 03:02:28.280 --> 03:02:32.440 What let's try and set Let's try and set a 4026 03:02:32.520 --> 03:02:42.159 tranquil scene. Okay with our voice acting abilities. Sunday Sunday 4027 03:02:42.200 --> 03:02:48.920 Sunday ras the Mega Negro Sunday Sunday. Heg the Mega 4028 03:02:49.000 --> 03:02:49.879 Negro crushes. 4029 03:02:50.159 --> 03:02:53.479 He looks like white, he looks like browly but black. 4030 03:02:55.920 --> 03:03:00.719 You know, he's blowing blackly, blowly blowly. 4031 03:03:01.479 --> 03:03:02.959 Is that what the one of the with the butt 4032 03:03:03.040 --> 03:03:07.399 cheeks where he's like, you know, doing that. Uh, who 4033 03:03:07.479 --> 03:03:08.120 originated that? 4034 03:03:08.239 --> 03:03:10.680 That's like a chick, right, No, that's actually Eddie Murphy 4035 03:03:12.600 --> 03:03:13.920 on the press to it for Shrek four. 4036 03:03:15.639 --> 03:03:16.319 I believe. 4037 03:03:17.959 --> 03:03:23.079 All right. I can't believe the woke left. I can't. 4038 03:03:23.360 --> 03:03:27.280 That's so dumb. I can't believe the woke left without 4039 03:03:27.399 --> 03:03:28.159 saying goodbye. 4040 03:03:30.159 --> 03:03:32.639 That's the studiest joke. That's a solid joke. 4041 03:03:32.760 --> 03:03:40.479 That's like something if if uh yeah, if if father's whatever, 4042 03:03:41.319 --> 03:03:43.959 that is the father. It is a dad joke. 4043 03:03:44.200 --> 03:03:46.520 It's a dad joke that somehow got into this culture. 4044 03:03:46.520 --> 03:03:48.120 Word right, yeah, paying attention. 4045 03:03:48.239 --> 03:03:49.879 I can't believe the woke left that's saying goodbye. 4046 03:03:51.399 --> 03:03:53.319 He's a good guy. This is just on the wrong 4047 03:03:53.440 --> 03:03:53.959 side of things. 4048 03:03:54.280 --> 03:03:56.840 Yeah, sending Casey Anthony back in time to infant Trump. 4049 03:03:57.559 --> 03:04:00.959 I alone am the skullduggers one Domo Nation Vonned the Dead. 4050 03:04:01.120 --> 03:04:02.639 Come to level of back Spoe in Vegas. So I 4051 03:04:02.680 --> 03:04:04.959 can get you guys to sign my brow shirt. I'll 4052 03:04:05.000 --> 03:04:07.840 do it if you buy me MoMA fuku, I will 4053 03:04:07.840 --> 03:04:10.040 actually do it. I want to have that pork again, 4054 03:04:10.159 --> 03:04:14.040 that Iberico pork. Holy shit, God damn, I'm gonna get 4055 03:04:14.040 --> 03:04:17.319 it flown out here. Oh you know, I'm gonna post. 4056 03:04:17.399 --> 03:04:18.239 I'm gonna post made it. 4057 03:04:21.719 --> 03:04:21.959 Damn. 4058 03:04:22.040 --> 03:04:25.360 Hey, could you drive five hours? It's gonna be cold 4059 03:04:25.399 --> 03:04:28.360 and shitty too. It's gonna congeal to Oh yeah yeah 4060 03:04:28.360 --> 03:04:31.079 from all the fat. Yeah yeah, God dude, it was 4061 03:04:31.079 --> 03:04:32.200 so good. A right, I just put in the oven. 4062 03:04:32.239 --> 03:04:36.159 It'll be good. That's true. I got you, man. Uh, 4063 03:04:36.399 --> 03:04:39.360 Derek nat Chavn is innocent. Free him round ied Asian 4064 03:04:39.479 --> 03:04:43.360 Squinting twenty four seven to blend in with other Koreans, Sweeney, 4065 03:04:43.520 --> 03:04:47.760 please send me your bapstas tomorrow or else. Babestas. 4066 03:04:47.799 --> 03:04:48.120 What is that. 4067 03:04:49.920 --> 03:04:55.319 B A p E s t A. Actually this is 4068 03:04:55.360 --> 03:04:57.600 what it's I don't I don't recognize that at all 4069 03:04:58.000 --> 03:05:01.200 me either that stupid fake spand yeah what what b 4070 03:05:01.360 --> 03:05:05.680 A P E S T A S. What the fuck 4071 03:05:05.799 --> 03:05:12.239 is that? Let's see shoes? What the besta's hold on 4072 03:05:14.079 --> 03:05:16.520 the best of shoes? Is it a specific brand? I mean, 4073 03:05:16.559 --> 03:05:19.799 I don't, it's it's it's not Uppercase. 4074 03:05:19.399 --> 03:05:23.959 Says Bape, still make Bubesta's Look, man, is it Bape 4075 03:05:24.040 --> 03:05:24.840 or Bbestas. 4076 03:05:25.639 --> 03:05:27.959 We're gonna We're gonna move on. We're gonna move on. 4077 03:05:28.959 --> 03:05:31.239 We're gonna move on. Stanley is a fraud that still 4078 03:05:31.280 --> 03:05:33.600 credit and got rich off of Jack Kirby and Stevedo's characters. 4079 03:05:33.799 --> 03:05:35.479 I disagree, that's crazy. 4080 03:05:35.600 --> 03:05:37.399 You seen these shoes before the babes? 4081 03:05:37.479 --> 03:05:40.200 Yeah, babes? Why am I not? 4082 03:05:40.360 --> 03:05:41.760 Why am I not familiar with babes? 4083 03:05:42.600 --> 03:05:44.840 Yeah? They're soldier boys sneakers? 4084 03:05:45.159 --> 03:05:47.879 Whatever is that right? I fuck boy butts and I 4085 03:05:47.959 --> 03:05:50.719 cannot lie gra take my barbered curve cock bub me 4086 03:05:50.840 --> 03:06:00.479 ror rare rare. Now, so fucking that's so goodagin that. 4087 03:06:01.159 --> 03:06:07.680 Imagine Wolverine like earnestly saying yeah, it's the same, wow, 4088 03:06:07.920 --> 03:06:12.719 wow now, and then they were like what the logan? 4089 03:06:12.799 --> 03:06:15.079 What the fuck are you doing now? 4090 03:06:19.200 --> 03:06:23.799 My favorite Wolverine moment actually un ironically because you know 4091 03:06:23.840 --> 03:06:27.040 it's not the best Wolverine. Well, I guess, Hugh Jackman, 4092 03:06:27.040 --> 03:06:30.799 everyone loves you Jackman. But first roll, first time being Wolverine, 4093 03:06:31.159 --> 03:06:34.520 when they're first introducing everything about it, and then like. 4094 03:06:34.559 --> 03:06:38.559 He's like, dude, what do they call you wheels? This 4095 03:06:38.680 --> 03:06:40.719 is the stupidest thing I ever heard. I was like, yeah, 4096 03:06:41.159 --> 03:06:45.520 that's just me, that's a funny. That's not even how 4097 03:06:45.520 --> 03:06:47.520 Overen acts. He's not even that kind of guy. 4098 03:06:47.840 --> 03:06:49.520 He was like, make fun of the disabled person. 4099 03:06:50.120 --> 03:06:52.000 I mean what it means, like this is this is 4100 03:06:52.079 --> 03:06:54.639 my this is a cyclops, this is a storm. And 4101 03:06:54.760 --> 03:07:03.239 he's like storm when they call you wheels, crippled, fucking roll, polyp, retard, bitch, 4102 03:07:03.440 --> 03:07:04.280 bald bitch. 4103 03:07:07.360 --> 03:07:11.959 Kills him, kills him right there. And it's so much 4104 03:07:12.000 --> 03:07:13.639 as different, so. 4105 03:07:13.920 --> 03:07:17.000 Much Sideline is crazy. Yeah, he goes, he walks in 4106 03:07:17.159 --> 03:07:19.280 me ands like what about you over there? Pit bull cart, 4107 03:07:20.120 --> 03:07:28.680 pit bull cart. He's just he's so sad. 4108 03:07:28.719 --> 03:07:29.639 He kills himself. 4109 03:07:32.159 --> 03:07:37.399 He's pretty good. That's pretty good. Hold on, is Purple 4110 03:07:37.600 --> 03:07:40.040 even popular at that point? No? 4111 03:07:42.079 --> 03:07:43.200 The fuck you mean? 4112 03:07:43.840 --> 03:07:46.639 Well, Wolverine is from the future past. Yeah, so that 4113 03:07:46.760 --> 03:07:48.440 was the future past Wolverine. 4114 03:07:48.840 --> 03:07:50.520 So he's mean that guy he knows like one of 4115 03:07:50.559 --> 03:07:53.959 his best friends, Big a piece of different. No reason, 4116 03:07:54.239 --> 03:07:55.639 are you so stupid? 4117 03:07:57.799 --> 03:07:57.840 You? 4118 03:07:58.479 --> 03:08:00.120 Here's your name, Wheels. 4119 03:08:00.399 --> 03:08:05.479 Pimple on a go car, You stupid bitch? What do 4120 03:08:05.559 --> 03:08:06.440 you fucking what? 4121 03:08:07.399 --> 03:08:07.719 Scott? 4122 03:08:08.600 --> 03:08:11.040 I'm gonna say that Becausecott was gonna try to beat 4123 03:08:11.120 --> 03:08:13.200 the buddy, deflex it and blow Scott up. 4124 03:08:13.600 --> 03:08:16.639 What the fuck is slaps Jean's ass? What is? What 4125 03:08:16.840 --> 03:08:22.159 is all the metal slaps. 4126 03:08:21.719 --> 03:08:24.520 Breaks her pelvis? All she does the scream that she 4127 03:08:24.600 --> 03:08:30.239 does in the animated say what the fuck does Jada 4128 03:08:30.360 --> 03:08:31.760 picket Recliner want now? 4129 03:08:32.959 --> 03:08:40.840 The picket Recliner. That's crazy. I'm trying to think of 4130 03:08:40.959 --> 03:08:47.600 like absurd like combinations of people share like leukemia on 4131 03:08:47.760 --> 03:08:58.840 the go? Yeah's your cart? How you a card? Leukemia's 4132 03:08:58.879 --> 03:09:01.680 pro skater over here? Just being mean. 4133 03:09:03.479 --> 03:09:05.479 It's like the improving like a stupid one of those 4134 03:09:05.520 --> 03:09:08.879 comedy films, like like a Seth Rogan comedy. And then 4135 03:09:08.920 --> 03:09:11.360 every time though, he's got to also improvise killing him too. 4136 03:09:11.959 --> 03:09:22.920 You're crippled, oh my Wolverine, bubb Yeah, please, I don't 4137 03:09:22.920 --> 03:09:24.559 remember anything because I keep smoking weed. 4138 03:09:25.520 --> 03:09:30.159 You know, I spoke weed weed hurts every time it 4139 03:09:30.200 --> 03:09:38.200 comes out out. Oh I'm not distracting and invincible at all. 4140 03:09:42.079 --> 03:09:44.559 That has too many celebrities doing voices. It makes them sense. 4141 03:09:44.559 --> 03:09:46.879 It's been too much money. Yeah, Like like I found 4142 03:09:46.920 --> 03:09:48.719 Ela pernell Is apparently like in there, and she's like 4143 03:09:48.799 --> 03:09:50.760 just like one of the ladies, Like she's just one 4144 03:09:50.959 --> 03:09:53.159 some lady that comes across the mummy. 4145 03:09:53.200 --> 03:09:54.239 And that was two dollars. 4146 03:09:54.360 --> 03:09:56.159 Like yeah, that was like fifteen million dollars right there 4147 03:09:56.239 --> 03:09:58.799 for Eloprenell. Seriously, like I would pay fifteen million dollars. 4148 03:09:58.799 --> 03:10:05.000 I'll talk about roster because every time you know, you well, wow, wow, that's. 4149 03:10:06.680 --> 03:10:08.639 I want, Like I want my tongue to slide behind 4150 03:10:08.639 --> 03:10:17.280 her bug eyes. That's crazy, like a fucking decko. No, 4151 03:10:17.479 --> 03:10:20.520 that's too steep. That's yeah. I would have for that 4152 03:10:20.600 --> 03:10:23.559 amount of money. I was filming it right now. Cone 4153 03:10:24.159 --> 03:10:25.799 what are they doing. They're filming the the next season 4154 03:10:25.879 --> 03:10:26.120 right now. 4155 03:10:26.159 --> 03:10:27.200 And no. 4156 03:10:35.639 --> 03:10:37.680 Joke, if he threw up on me, man, I don't 4157 03:10:37.680 --> 03:10:38.440 even know what to do. 4158 03:10:39.040 --> 03:10:39.920 I wouldn't even know what to do. 4159 03:10:40.040 --> 03:10:46.120 Dude. Yeah, I want one day to like I know 4160 03:10:46.239 --> 03:10:49.120 this is illegal because it's technically poisoning, but I would 4161 03:10:49.159 --> 03:10:51.280 love to give you epicac without you understanding in the 4162 03:10:51.319 --> 03:10:53.159 middle of a show, and then just like in the 4163 03:10:53.200 --> 03:10:57.120 middle of it, just lets it because of the fact 4164 03:10:57.120 --> 03:10:59.520 that like early in the day, I haven't really eate anything. 4165 03:10:59.559 --> 03:11:01.520 So no, yeah, it's all gonna be bile. Yeah, it's 4166 03:11:01.559 --> 03:11:04.799 gonna be buy on your legs so it burns you listen. 4167 03:11:05.120 --> 03:11:06.879 I would I would hate that. But if we got 4168 03:11:06.920 --> 03:11:13.479 it on film, that's so funny moment. It's never it's 4169 03:11:13.520 --> 03:11:15.319 never not been somebody throwing up on camera has never 4170 03:11:15.399 --> 03:11:20.680 not been funny. It's so goddamn hilarious, especially if it's real, 4171 03:11:20.840 --> 03:11:23.479 like if it's fake whatever, Like I mean, it's I think, 4172 03:11:23.639 --> 03:11:25.200 you know what I think about a lot the fucking 4173 03:11:25.680 --> 03:11:27.200 Team America World Police when he's like. 4174 03:11:29.120 --> 03:11:34.559 The intensity and then the music's fucking swelling, so fucking crazy. 4175 03:11:34.600 --> 03:11:36.360 I love the video of some guys throwing up and 4176 03:11:36.399 --> 03:11:37.719 then spinning around in a circle. 4177 03:11:39.000 --> 03:11:42.000 Oh yeah, that guy's dead, like actually, like I'm not, 4178 03:11:42.079 --> 03:11:43.559 that's not a bit that I'm making up, Like he 4179 03:11:43.639 --> 03:11:47.600 actually he actually did die from throwing up. Yeah, well 4180 03:11:47.639 --> 03:11:49.600 I don't know if I'm throwing up, but like it 4181 03:11:49.760 --> 03:11:53.319 probably happened to Mike told me she said, like, she 4182 03:11:53.319 --> 03:11:54.719 said me the video I think and she said rip 4183 03:11:54.840 --> 03:11:59.479 that guy, and like my dad was like, yeah, oh yeah, yeah. 4184 03:12:00.079 --> 03:12:04.200 He texted me and he's like, Chris, Chris, look at 4185 03:12:04.239 --> 03:12:06.760 his video is yeah, did you know he's dead? 4186 03:12:07.079 --> 03:12:07.959 I was hoping he was. 4187 03:12:09.399 --> 03:12:14.959 Did you know? Well, I guess, well, I get that's interesting. 4188 03:12:15.079 --> 03:12:18.159 I guess I don't look. Look, Maka, I'm not gonna 4189 03:12:18.159 --> 03:12:18.639 be a rough one. 4190 03:12:19.840 --> 03:12:22.719 An the animal is making making you able to watch 4191 03:12:22.760 --> 03:12:25.000 your ancests memories and four K means Desmond probably owns 4192 03:12:25.000 --> 03:12:27.360 a bunch of CP. Why do you have to think 4193 03:12:27.360 --> 03:12:28.040 about it that way? 4194 03:12:28.120 --> 03:12:28.280 Man? 4195 03:12:28.479 --> 03:12:33.159 I mean, I guess on on accident? Is that on 4196 03:12:33.319 --> 03:12:34.040 accident CP? 4197 03:12:34.479 --> 03:12:38.120 I's not even talking about that. You know what, Let's 4198 03:12:38.239 --> 03:12:44.879 keep going. Let's explore the animals. Monstrance, monstrance cock clock? 4199 03:12:46.280 --> 03:12:49.280 What monstrance clock to the pulse of the monstrous cock? 4200 03:12:50.280 --> 03:12:54.399 Ain'us cleaned? Unable to walk? Black dick will churn guts realigned. 4201 03:12:54.440 --> 03:12:57.440 I don't know that song. Fuck off, Anthony, You're not 4202 03:12:57.479 --> 03:13:00.879 part of the joke. Jerk jerking it like a gorilla 4203 03:13:02.479 --> 03:13:06.399 trying to rip his dick off. Thug Zilla, King of 4204 03:13:06.440 --> 03:13:08.719 the Hoodsters, losing all my friends in the custody battle 4205 03:13:08.799 --> 03:13:12.799 Kurt Cobain p o V. Nobody cares. But I am 4206 03:13:12.879 --> 03:13:17.680 now gay free for the past year. Well what does 4207 03:13:17.719 --> 03:13:18.040 that mean? 4208 03:13:18.120 --> 03:13:22.159 Are you? Are you wait, so homophobic? Yeah? 4209 03:13:22.159 --> 03:13:24.559 I don't notice. So, Like, were you gay and you've 4210 03:13:24.680 --> 03:13:27.959 now been converted and you've not been gay for a year? 4211 03:13:28.639 --> 03:13:31.000 Or have you simply not been in the vicinity of 4212 03:13:31.120 --> 03:13:33.200 gay people for a year? That's a good question, you 4213 03:13:33.239 --> 03:13:34.280 know what I mean? Like, I don't know what he 4214 03:13:34.319 --> 03:13:35.799 means by gay free necessarily. 4215 03:13:35.920 --> 03:13:38.159 Yeah, either he's been avoiding gays for a year or 4216 03:13:38.319 --> 03:13:40.600 he took the Mike Pence package, right. 4217 03:13:40.520 --> 03:13:42.840 Yeah, he got hooked up to a couple of uh, 4218 03:13:43.920 --> 03:13:50.280 nineteen eighties batteries. Come here, come here, and just. 4219 03:13:51.840 --> 03:13:51.959 More. 4220 03:13:52.120 --> 03:13:54.159 Mari, I'm gonna make you, mariy, I'm gonna make you gay. 4221 03:13:54.479 --> 03:13:56.680 I want to make you gay. Hook your nipples up 4222 03:13:56.680 --> 03:13:59.799 to this electric hook your nipples up to this testla. 4223 03:14:04.600 --> 03:14:07.120 I don't know, Doc, I can't do a good uh 4224 03:14:07.200 --> 03:14:07.760 Michael J. 4225 03:14:07.879 --> 03:14:08.079 Fox. 4226 03:14:08.280 --> 03:14:12.479 Yeah, it's kind of hard. You build it. You're telling me, 4227 03:14:12.559 --> 03:14:17.239 you build a gay conversion machine. You build along. If 4228 03:14:17.280 --> 03:14:19.559 I have it up to eighty eight, you'll stop being gay? Yeah, 4229 03:14:19.600 --> 03:14:23.479 it gives you Parkinsons, though it will give me gee, 4230 03:14:23.520 --> 03:14:26.520 I guess I'll take it. I can't don't do the 4231 03:14:26.680 --> 03:14:30.479 gestures anything. No, that was actually just he actually does 4232 03:14:30.559 --> 03:14:33.600 that in the movie, like I know, doing Parkinson. 4233 03:14:33.680 --> 03:14:35.799 I think that was parking into the beginning, though still. 4234 03:14:35.680 --> 03:14:37.360 I didn't intend for it to be. You think he 4235 03:14:37.440 --> 03:14:39.239 had I don't know how it works. 4236 03:14:39.760 --> 03:14:40.680 He's happy, go lucky, you. 4237 03:14:40.680 --> 03:14:42.680 Know from like he spent so much time in the 4238 03:14:42.719 --> 03:14:45.159 park and that's how you catch it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, 4239 03:14:46.159 --> 03:14:46.479 I thought you. 4240 03:14:46.639 --> 03:14:48.879 I thought you caught it like a sexual transmitted disease. 4241 03:14:49.120 --> 03:14:51.200 I think he had so much fun, like he Biff 4242 03:14:51.280 --> 03:14:52.200 and then Biff had it and. 4243 03:14:52.280 --> 03:14:54.440 Then had too much fun growing up and he became 4244 03:14:54.479 --> 03:14:55.079 a wordlf when he. 4245 03:14:55.079 --> 03:14:58.000 Got was he like all the trauma from like you 4246 03:14:58.079 --> 03:15:01.079 know how you would be on skateboards that going way 4247 03:15:01.120 --> 03:15:05.120 too fast away behind cars, like you know, like trauma 4248 03:15:05.200 --> 03:15:05.559 from all that. 4249 03:15:06.000 --> 03:15:10.120 What really glossed over an amazing premise, which is the 4250 03:15:10.239 --> 03:15:14.879 DeLorean is the gay conversion machine. Yeah, and so like 4251 03:15:14.959 --> 03:15:20.760 he comes out of the car not gay. That's amazing. 4252 03:15:21.200 --> 03:15:25.200 Like if that's what that movie was, it was an 4253 03:15:25.239 --> 03:15:28.639 allegory for anti gay news. Yeah yeah, yeah, And so 4254 03:15:28.840 --> 03:15:31.879 he was like, oh, you're gay, Marty, I can I 4255 03:15:31.920 --> 03:15:34.879 can fix you. You're broken. You had these the terrorists 4256 03:15:34.879 --> 03:15:38.680 were was basically the Lgbtah it is Antifa, Yeah it was. 4257 03:15:39.159 --> 03:15:41.520 And they're like, oh no, you're You're not gonna touch him, 4258 03:15:41.559 --> 03:15:43.719 you bigot. And then they killed him. And then he's like, no, 4259 03:15:43.799 --> 03:15:46.120 I gotta go back and be gay or not be gay? 4260 03:15:47.159 --> 03:15:48.520 What are we talking about? 4261 03:15:48.680 --> 03:15:49.680 Oh my, all right? 4262 03:15:49.760 --> 03:15:53.040 And then he introduced rock and roll, like a modern 4263 03:15:53.159 --> 03:15:56.520 rock and roll, because otherwise things were gonna turn poppier 4264 03:15:56.559 --> 03:15:59.879 and gayer. So I want to play this really hard music. 4265 03:16:00.319 --> 03:16:03.879 And that's when Chuck Berry's cousin, you know, yay, look. 4266 03:16:03.760 --> 03:16:06.520 Into straight ass music that isn't wild, you know that 4267 03:16:06.719 --> 03:16:14.680 straight down you were looking for? Yeah, what's to say? 4268 03:16:14.840 --> 03:16:16.959 And then he's like, damn, I've been gay this whole time. 4269 03:16:20.760 --> 03:16:21.440 So stupid. 4270 03:16:22.120 --> 03:16:23.879 And that's why the Chuck Bearer we know today is 4271 03:16:24.399 --> 03:16:28.040 is a sexual devian. Yeah, I'm pissing on chicks, That's right. 4272 03:16:28.120 --> 03:16:31.280 He was doing that. Absolutely, he was whistling out of 4273 03:16:31.319 --> 03:16:35.840 his asshole. Anyway, Nobody cares what I'm not. Okay, it's 4274 03:16:35.840 --> 03:16:38.360 a death and Jack the words fastest Mawory branding rebranding 4275 03:16:38.399 --> 03:16:40.280 to Jack w f M to make the ending of 4276 03:16:40.319 --> 03:16:43.000 my Patreon named jokes uh jokes longer, and to funk 4277 03:16:43.040 --> 03:16:44.920 with the short one. Listen, I have to say, I've 4278 03:16:44.920 --> 03:16:46.840 been reading this exact name for a while. You got 4279 03:16:46.959 --> 03:16:48.600 to just go with the rebrand already and make you 4280 03:16:48.680 --> 03:16:50.719 know what I mean, Like you've let me know about 4281 03:16:50.719 --> 03:16:53.920 this rebrand already many times. You gotta start using it, 4282 03:16:54.399 --> 03:16:57.000 you know, Otherwise what's the point Milk and cereal. My 4283 03:16:57.120 --> 03:16:59.079 name is Jake, and you guys really hurt my feelings. 4284 03:17:00.559 --> 03:17:05.280 The big deal. I think I saw your dad at 4285 03:17:05.319 --> 03:17:07.719 a gay bar. I mean whatever. I like that. 4286 03:17:07.879 --> 03:17:08.639 I like that premise. 4287 03:17:08.959 --> 03:17:13.639 Big meaty stinks. I'm slipping and no famous seen. I 4288 03:17:13.840 --> 03:17:16.200 can't put down the cock, Andy the man Who's Andy's 4289 03:17:16.200 --> 03:17:18.479 and I back to st here and Forever Dandy the 4290 03:17:18.559 --> 03:17:22.600 Punisher versus Walking Dead Destiny's Rick. Dude, that was so fun. 4291 03:17:22.680 --> 03:17:25.120 I gotta watch that video again of that boss fight. 4292 03:17:25.559 --> 03:17:29.760 It's so insane, A bit of a bit of if 4293 03:17:29.799 --> 03:17:32.520 a snake bit swing on the dick, would you suck 4294 03:17:32.559 --> 03:17:34.440 the venom out if it was guaranteed to work? 4295 03:17:36.920 --> 03:17:38.920 I feel like that's such a pervert, excuse to get 4296 03:17:38.959 --> 03:17:47.680 it or dig sucked somehow My dick was out while 4297 03:17:47.680 --> 03:17:48.879 there was a snake in front. 4298 03:17:48.680 --> 03:17:50.520 Of the damn I was walking. You'll never believe this. 4299 03:17:50.639 --> 03:17:52.360 I walked into my kitchen and there was a fucking 4300 03:17:53.159 --> 03:17:57.879 viper that is not native to this fucking hemisphere and 4301 03:17:58.000 --> 03:18:02.479 it bit me. Crazy story right on the penis hell. 4302 03:18:03.000 --> 03:18:07.920 Help me suck the poison out right now, suck it out. 4303 03:18:08.559 --> 03:18:10.680 I don't know if I I don't know, man, And 4304 03:18:10.799 --> 03:18:11.360 she's like, you. 4305 03:18:11.399 --> 03:18:13.239 Know, she's doing it, sucking it a little bit, and 4306 03:18:13.280 --> 03:18:15.440 you're like, is that enough? Keep going? 4307 03:18:15.559 --> 03:18:16.399 I don't know if I could do it. 4308 03:18:16.760 --> 03:18:17.200 I'm not sure. 4309 03:18:17.239 --> 03:18:19.120 If I don't know if I could suck the poison. 4310 03:18:19.120 --> 03:18:20.239 I have to Dick to say something. 4311 03:18:21.920 --> 03:18:24.319 Because the problem is is like it's more of the 4312 03:18:24.559 --> 03:18:27.959 why did a venomous snake bite your dick? 4313 03:18:28.719 --> 03:18:30.639 And I almost feel like to have to even put 4314 03:18:30.680 --> 03:18:32.879 yourself in that situation means that you're not worthy to 4315 03:18:32.920 --> 03:18:36.639 be That's what I mean, That's exactly what your dick 4316 03:18:36.760 --> 03:18:39.159 got bit, all right. What's the closest you would get though, 4317 03:18:39.319 --> 03:18:41.000 Like if like if a snake bit somebody that you 4318 03:18:41.079 --> 03:18:42.879 really cared about, that isn't your wife like a friend 4319 03:18:42.879 --> 03:18:46.000 of yours on like like the inner thigh, you know 4320 03:18:46.040 --> 03:18:51.840 what I mean. So I think there's a possibility that 4321 03:18:51.959 --> 03:18:54.159 I can do it, but it's like I have to 4322 03:18:54.319 --> 03:18:56.479 really compartmentalize if I think I could do it. 4323 03:18:56.559 --> 03:19:00.520 If you moan it all, we're done. Yeah, I feel like, 4324 03:19:01.120 --> 03:19:02.959 you know, like, at what point even if it's like 4325 03:19:03.200 --> 03:19:05.600 pain any accidentally you know, you know, it's like it's 4326 03:19:05.680 --> 03:19:10.040 fine line between like the moaning. Yeah, like if you 4327 03:19:10.159 --> 03:19:12.760 have to be like like i'd be like you're taking 4328 03:19:12.799 --> 03:19:15.719 poison damage. Oh you know, like it can't it can't 4329 03:19:15.719 --> 03:19:19.399 be like anything like nothing close to an a, nothing 4330 03:19:19.440 --> 03:19:22.520 close to an air and oh everything like E and us. 4331 03:19:26.079 --> 03:19:27.399 That's just how he normally busses. 4332 03:19:30.440 --> 03:19:32.360 Yeah, I don't know it would be tough. 4333 03:19:32.600 --> 03:19:35.479 It's like you ever heard of Spanish women and porn. 4334 03:19:35.920 --> 03:19:38.920 They'll be like of course I E. They'll they'll fucking 4335 03:19:38.959 --> 03:19:40.920 be like I E. Instead of like being like oh 4336 03:19:41.200 --> 03:19:44.440 oh uh, they'll be like I And I'm like, that's funny. 4337 03:19:44.520 --> 03:19:48.399 I love that. I love culture. Culture is great. 4338 03:19:48.600 --> 03:19:53.319 Less funny during that is less funny during, trust me. Yeah. 4339 03:19:53.479 --> 03:19:54.920 Oh I didn't know it would be like I thought 4340 03:19:54.959 --> 03:19:56.280 that she was American. She wouldn't do that. 4341 03:19:56.399 --> 03:20:00.239 No, not Lily. Oh it's not even close. Not the 4342 03:20:00.319 --> 03:20:03.959 only one. She's She's just like, oh I know her, 4343 03:20:05.040 --> 03:20:06.600 I know, nigga. 4344 03:20:07.399 --> 03:20:12.799 She just laying there, nigga. It's crazy, quartet. You all 4345 03:20:12.840 --> 03:20:16.399 got some change when Elon finally dies, hitched me going 4346 03:20:16.559 --> 03:20:18.920 stupid in the club, like Jim carries the mass. 4347 03:20:19.520 --> 03:20:26.079 John Barenthal's a punisher. Good. An episode that's Dared Devil 4348 03:20:26.120 --> 03:20:26.840 Bro was crazy. 4349 03:20:26.879 --> 03:20:28.360 I haven't seen well I can believe that he's like 4350 03:20:28.479 --> 03:20:31.120 he's like written characters I haven't seen they have like. 4351 03:20:31.200 --> 03:20:32.879 Him and what you call him had a really really 4352 03:20:32.920 --> 03:20:33.280 good back. 4353 03:20:33.959 --> 03:20:35.920 I watched that scene and I didn't watch the episode. 4354 03:20:36.200 --> 03:20:39.920 Was he like I'm blind? He's like, oh you're blind. No, 4355 03:20:40.040 --> 03:20:42.680 He's just constantly he's just constantly being right. 4356 03:20:43.799 --> 03:20:48.200 He's just oh yeah, a certain he's right but wrong. 4357 03:20:48.200 --> 03:20:50.399 I feel the same way in Invincible to like it's 4358 03:20:50.520 --> 03:20:51.399 just like, well, that's why I. 4359 03:20:51.440 --> 03:20:54.040 Finally felt like good that I'm like, Mark is finally 4360 03:20:54.040 --> 03:20:54.639 where you should be. 4361 03:20:55.239 --> 03:20:57.559 So have we finished it? Yeah? 4362 03:20:57.559 --> 03:20:57.959 I watched it? 4363 03:20:58.200 --> 03:21:00.319 Okay, cool, Yeah, I just got around to it because 4364 03:21:00.319 --> 03:21:04.680 I just had nothing to do. Well, we're going to 4365 03:21:04.760 --> 03:21:06.399 it in the extra AMMO, because like I want to 4366 03:21:06.399 --> 03:21:09.200 talk about it, because I just like I want to 4367 03:21:09.200 --> 03:21:13.479 talk about John Barton. Wait Rick, wait, wait wait Rick, 4368 03:21:13.639 --> 03:21:15.280 he's a great Uh, he's a great actor. 4369 03:21:15.319 --> 03:21:20.239 I like your head exploding, Rick, You he wasn't even 4370 03:21:20.440 --> 03:21:23.040 like that too much of the show. Stop then your 4371 03:21:24.280 --> 03:21:25.879 chance way, John Bird. 4372 03:21:25.639 --> 03:21:33.239 Though, because what you're doing Rick, Ricky Rick, Rick. 4373 03:21:35.000 --> 03:21:35.719 Dare devil. 4374 03:21:36.639 --> 03:21:40.360 Don't you understand? Get away from Carl Daredevil. 4375 03:21:41.000 --> 03:21:45.879 You get away from Carl there, guys, please, that's my 4376 03:21:46.200 --> 03:21:47.559 daughter in that belly. 4377 03:21:48.280 --> 03:21:51.959 Chris, I watched my. 4378 03:21:52.200 --> 03:21:54.399 Daughter's dad and a zombie. 4379 03:21:56.319 --> 03:21:59.840 What's one to do but go out punishing all the time. 4380 03:22:01.440 --> 03:22:05.479 I rewatched the whole Punisher season one just to prepare 4381 03:22:05.559 --> 03:22:07.479 for everything, because I want to get reimmersed in like 4382 03:22:07.520 --> 03:22:10.079 everything right right, And uh yeah it was it was 4383 03:22:10.120 --> 03:22:13.760 fun man, And I just really the screaming is hilarious. 4384 03:22:13.879 --> 03:22:16.280 Like there's a scene where they're all pinned down in 4385 03:22:16.360 --> 03:22:18.319 an op that you know in Afghanistan that they clearly 4386 03:22:18.319 --> 03:22:21.680 shouldn't have been doing, and before he goes in there 4387 03:22:21.760 --> 03:22:27.040 to hype himself up, he's it's so it's a fucking gorilla. 4388 03:22:27.360 --> 03:22:30.559 It's like a it's like a kid making like a 4389 03:22:30.639 --> 03:22:31.440 gorilla tiger. 4390 03:22:31.680 --> 03:22:35.040 That's definitely real though that Yeah, but like, well I 4391 03:22:35.079 --> 03:22:36.879 don't know how common it is his, but like he 4392 03:22:37.000 --> 03:22:38.399 has a he has a voice that like, oh, he 4393 03:22:38.399 --> 03:22:40.399 should be in the death metal van band kind of thing. 4394 03:22:40.520 --> 03:22:43.000 He should like he does it so often in the series, 4395 03:22:43.079 --> 03:22:46.319 like when he finally gets the fuck the guy with 4396 03:22:46.440 --> 03:22:48.639 the missing the eye and he like puts his eyes 4397 03:22:48.680 --> 03:22:54.319 out and he kills him when he's doing that. It's 4398 03:22:54.440 --> 03:22:56.680 so it's like it's he should be in a metal 4399 03:22:56.680 --> 03:22:58.280 he should be up there and being like where are you? 4400 03:23:00.040 --> 03:23:00.440 That's metal? 4401 03:23:00.520 --> 03:23:03.799 Right, guys? Put him in? 4402 03:23:04.239 --> 03:23:06.920 Oh, Tom Delong's you know, he's he's too crazy to 4403 03:23:06.959 --> 03:23:13.079 be in. That's why we gotta edd it. That's good 4404 03:23:13.680 --> 03:23:17.840 Tom Tom. A long sleep, that's what that's. At his eulogy, 4405 03:23:17.920 --> 03:23:26.280 they say that they will though where are you You're 4406 03:23:26.360 --> 03:23:31.879 in that coffin. I can't believe you're finally fucking dead. 4407 03:23:32.440 --> 03:23:36.360 I've always hated your alien ship. It's just a big 4408 03:23:36.479 --> 03:23:38.760 like venting session where everybody's like admits that they hate him. 4409 03:23:39.120 --> 03:23:42.520 I can't stand you ask what drog his podcast to 4410 03:23:42.559 --> 03:23:47.000 talk about aliens? Yeah, recently, this was before Joe Rogan 4411 03:23:47.200 --> 03:23:49.079 you know, went on his own when he was just 4412 03:23:49.440 --> 03:23:52.040 curious about stupid ship like that. Right, Yeah, that was fun. 4413 03:23:52.079 --> 03:23:55.479 It's a better time Elon. Oh yeah, okay, kids, are 4414 03:23:55.520 --> 03:23:57.760 you in or are you out? Out of my ass? 4415 03:23:57.799 --> 03:23:59.920 Spider Man touches me every time he pulls his phone out. 4416 03:24:01.520 --> 03:24:04.440 Johnny Sin should be a live action Bob the Builder, 4417 03:24:04.719 --> 03:24:10.079 Jesus Christ kenned, black whirl addicted joint har uh four 4418 03:24:10.319 --> 03:24:14.120 forty k facts. Nicest Space marines are black salamanders. Kevin 4419 03:24:14.239 --> 03:24:17.360 Durant's feet nutting, and timspools Beanie and slapping him on 4420 03:24:17.479 --> 03:24:19.639 the top of his head so hard it shoots out 4421 03:24:19.680 --> 03:24:28.239 of his nostrils like milk. Yes, needs to happen. Need 4422 03:24:28.399 --> 03:24:29.879 that to happen. Samseearters should did that. 4423 03:24:30.479 --> 03:24:33.559 Oh yeah, bull check this out. 4424 03:24:33.639 --> 03:24:35.079 I wish I could do his voice. 4425 03:24:36.760 --> 03:24:40.520 Pop and it dies. 4426 03:24:42.479 --> 03:24:44.239 At the top of his head is clearly cratered in. 4427 03:24:44.440 --> 03:24:48.440 Yeah, he's got a slim mini skate park now at 4428 03:24:48.479 --> 03:24:49.040 top of his head. 4429 03:24:49.040 --> 03:24:49.559 Oh my god. 4430 03:24:49.639 --> 03:24:49.840 Yeah. 4431 03:24:50.760 --> 03:24:52.879 And then fucking Samsears has played with tech tics. 4432 03:24:53.840 --> 03:24:56.840 Fucking skin cells are doing like uh like Allie's. 4433 03:24:59.639 --> 03:25:02.760 Oh my temples. Hilarious. He is funny. 4434 03:25:03.000 --> 03:25:05.319 I wish I had that hilarious Russia money that he got, man, 4435 03:25:05.440 --> 03:25:07.840 I think it's that's funny, the joke, that joke money. Yeah, 4436 03:25:07.879 --> 03:25:09.799 that joke money, that four undred thousand dollars per episode 4437 03:25:09.840 --> 03:25:10.959 joke money that he got from Russia. 4438 03:25:11.000 --> 03:25:11.360 It was great. 4439 03:25:11.639 --> 03:25:13.440 I'm gonna I'm gonna buy a skate park and still 4440 03:25:13.479 --> 03:25:17.840 have no one around me. Love me, crazy doctor man 4441 03:25:17.959 --> 03:25:19.639 love or how I learned to stop worrying and love 4442 03:25:19.639 --> 03:25:21.559 the cock. Fuck you, I'm paying my TV license, bitch, 4443 03:25:21.639 --> 03:25:24.399 mister pants, peeling open Derek's ass like you're putting a 4444 03:25:24.479 --> 03:25:28.479 garbage bag over the bin. Hot fuck face, unstoppable, cardboard 4445 03:25:28.520 --> 03:25:30.680 pistpum befud his jolly old diphit As of parades, Louis 4446 03:25:30.760 --> 03:25:37.040 Armstrong transforms into Lewis strong Arm by shouting Woa zam style. 4447 03:25:37.520 --> 03:25:40.760 That's so fucking dumb nice. He has like a metamorphous 4448 03:25:41.559 --> 03:25:45.840 wrong o arms are so huge. 4449 03:25:45.879 --> 03:25:46.959 It's a sailor moon thing. 4450 03:25:47.040 --> 03:25:47.239 Yeah. 4451 03:25:49.639 --> 03:25:52.959 Top five Black People one Lebron two, Key David for three, 4452 03:25:53.040 --> 03:25:55.840 Future for Tim Duncan five, Sweeney Goat Man. I must 4453 03:25:55.879 --> 03:25:59.159 see Osama the way I must be Osama, the way 4454 03:25:59.239 --> 03:26:03.040 I tally these bands. It's pretty good pussy pounder with 4455 03:26:03.159 --> 03:26:08.079 cheese Captain Jelk America. I'm over here smoking my beetle dick. 4456 03:26:08.120 --> 03:26:09.680 I got lotion of my beetle dick right now. I'm 4457 03:26:09.719 --> 03:26:14.840 just stroking my shit. I'm horny as fuck, bug gay gay, 4458 03:26:14.879 --> 03:26:17.680 little beetle squirt squirting at the thought of food or 4459 03:26:17.719 --> 03:26:21.120 rat peepee. Sonic fans found a way to recompile xboxy 4460 03:26:21.159 --> 03:26:25.959 sixty games Young Shapiro, starring Lucas of Kids React Fame. 4461 03:26:26.319 --> 03:26:29.319 Maud Flanders was killed off over a paid dispute. That 4462 03:26:29.360 --> 03:26:32.520 sounds reasonable, all right, Yeah, that sounds right. Smitchy the kid, 4463 03:26:32.639 --> 03:26:35.440 I nut you nut we all nut for donuts? Uh 4464 03:26:35.760 --> 03:26:39.200 ITCHI bonkas you got play, says play monster hunter, post nut, 4465 03:26:39.399 --> 03:26:43.719 post clarity, nut from Hell's Heart. I come at thee. 4466 03:26:45.319 --> 03:26:48.959 Need me some calcium cans right now? The negotiator farewell, 4467 03:26:49.000 --> 03:26:51.879 Balma trunks and even you Cacarat and Vegeta just shoots 4468 03:26:51.879 --> 03:26:54.200 the shouts the hard are cool? 4469 03:26:55.639 --> 03:26:56.200 You shot? 4470 03:26:57.920 --> 03:27:01.280 Approaching every Trump flag I see with a permanent marker 4471 03:27:01.319 --> 03:27:05.319 and adding is gay, man, I don't bother. That's funny, 4472 03:27:05.360 --> 03:27:08.600 but paying attention to them just and worse. Also, it's 4473 03:27:08.639 --> 03:27:10.440 like the cyber trucks where like people are going out 4474 03:27:10.440 --> 03:27:12.040 and like leaving like notes, and it's like they. 4475 03:27:12.239 --> 03:27:15.959 Don't they know, dude, have you seen how much money lost? Oh? 4476 03:27:16.040 --> 03:27:18.000 They fucking they recalled a bunch of them, didn't they? 4477 03:27:18.000 --> 03:27:21.559 Because the glues feeling off, there's so many problems with it. 4478 03:27:21.600 --> 03:27:24.200 It's gonna keep if you're defending On still to this day, 4479 03:27:24.239 --> 03:27:25.959 you're fucking more On, Like I don't know what to 4480 03:27:26.000 --> 03:27:28.399 tell you, Like, you're it's beyond political, you're just stupid. 4481 03:27:28.440 --> 03:27:30.719 Yeah, unequivocally, you're a complete fucking more On. 4482 03:27:30.799 --> 03:27:33.760 There's enough he's been out there that he's a complete 4483 03:27:33.879 --> 03:27:36.159 fucking fraud and everything that he said he was gonna do, 4484 03:27:36.719 --> 03:27:39.639 if you even remotely paying attention, like, oh, yeah, didn't 4485 03:27:39.639 --> 03:27:41.680 you say he was gonna be on Mars by this time? 4486 03:27:41.879 --> 03:27:42.680 Who's gonna do this by? 4487 03:27:42.840 --> 03:27:45.280 He was gonna have this car by the everything? Where's 4488 03:27:45.280 --> 03:27:46.719 the project? Where's my hyper loop? 4489 03:27:46.799 --> 03:27:46.959 Hunh? 4490 03:27:47.079 --> 03:27:47.280 Dude? 4491 03:27:47.360 --> 03:27:50.600 Every project that he's fucking announced has been lackluster or 4492 03:27:50.719 --> 03:27:51.520 just non existent. 4493 03:27:52.280 --> 03:27:55.440 And I'm just like, at this point, you gotta stop 4494 03:27:55.479 --> 03:27:57.920 going to the convent. We're gonna we're going to be 4495 03:27:58.040 --> 03:27:59.680 We're going to be listen we're going we're going to 4496 03:27:59.719 --> 03:28:02.600 be on in fourteen minutes, we're going to be there. 4497 03:28:02.840 --> 03:28:05.840 I'm going to build a car made of what we've 4498 03:28:05.840 --> 03:28:09.639 been skimming on the tier we've used. It's difficult, it's 4499 03:28:09.959 --> 03:28:13.639 a different it's difficult to make cars. Okay, it's even 4500 03:28:13.639 --> 03:28:17.079 more difficult to keep them running without falling apart. We 4501 03:28:17.280 --> 03:28:25.000 use SpaceX branded Scotch tape to keep every Tesla operational. Yep, 4502 03:28:25.719 --> 03:28:35.520 my son is dead. You're so brilliant. Oh, so Elon 4503 03:28:35.680 --> 03:28:36.040 thinks that. 4504 03:28:38.719 --> 03:28:40.879 In about twenty years he can have like a million 4505 03:28:40.920 --> 03:28:41.959 people living on Mars. 4506 03:28:42.159 --> 03:28:45.040 Yeah good, Yeah, it's a million people who love him. 4507 03:28:45.120 --> 03:28:46.280 And it's like it was, it was. 4508 03:28:46.879 --> 03:28:52.639 It was almost twenty years ago. Closer, it's closer the recently. 4509 03:28:53.159 --> 03:28:55.079 So this was and then say I would say like 4510 03:28:55.120 --> 03:28:57.120 twenty twelve ish or something like that, where he said, like, 4511 03:28:57.520 --> 03:29:00.040 by it within a just a handful of years, you 4512 03:29:00.040 --> 03:29:03.040 could already, uh, you know, start colonizing Mars. So I'm like, 4513 03:29:03.079 --> 03:29:05.799 you're kind of very far behind. 4514 03:29:06.040 --> 03:29:07.280 And you know, it's just gonna be the same thing 4515 03:29:07.360 --> 03:29:09.079 that once it reaches it, he's just gonna keep you know, 4516 03:29:09.159 --> 03:29:12.479 the goalpost moving. That's what con artists do and I 4517 03:29:12.520 --> 03:29:14.719 don't understand when people at a certain point don't get it. 4518 03:29:14.799 --> 03:29:17.520 It's crazy to fall for at a certain point after 4519 03:29:17.799 --> 03:29:20.399 like if you're an adult, if you're in your twenties 4520 03:29:20.520 --> 03:29:22.120 and beyond, like what the fuck are you doing? 4521 03:29:22.280 --> 03:29:22.399 Right? 4522 03:29:22.719 --> 03:29:24.520 I saw a guy where I usually park to do 4523 03:29:24.639 --> 03:29:26.879 the podcast. He took the embuns off of his Tesla, 4524 03:29:26.920 --> 03:29:29.600 and I was like, smart, he took the embums. 4525 03:29:29.639 --> 03:29:32.479 I took the tea off the Oh that's funny. I 4526 03:29:32.600 --> 03:29:33.799 was like smart because you. 4527 03:29:33.840 --> 03:29:36.000 Know, like cause I even saw some people say that, 4528 03:29:36.040 --> 03:29:37.360 and I think Tim Walls might have said it too, 4529 03:29:37.520 --> 03:29:40.319 like if you want to like show that you're you 4530 03:29:40.440 --> 03:29:43.600 bought this probably before Elon Musk was a complete insane person. 4531 03:29:43.680 --> 03:29:46.079 You can't just whimsically get rid of your car because 4532 03:29:46.079 --> 03:29:48.360 we're not wealthy, Maybe at least want to take your 4533 03:29:48.360 --> 03:29:49.799 albums off smart? 4534 03:29:50.000 --> 03:29:51.760 Yeah, I would, because if I had a Tesla a 4535 03:29:52.120 --> 03:29:53.559 pre you know, I would do that too. 4536 03:29:54.360 --> 03:29:55.600 If I had a test up, if I had a 4537 03:29:55.639 --> 03:29:57.879 Tesla before all this all this happened, I would have Well, 4538 03:29:57.920 --> 03:29:59.280 first of all, we wouldn't be doing the show right 4539 03:29:59.280 --> 03:30:02.280 now because I'd be because that car is a fucking nightmare. 4540 03:30:02.399 --> 03:30:03.280 It would have exploded on you. 4541 03:30:03.319 --> 03:30:04.680 For sure. That's the only. 4542 03:30:04.520 --> 03:30:08.000 Car I've seen that lies to you constantly, like it's 4543 03:30:08.040 --> 03:30:10.200 like a gas lighting vehicle. It's insane. It's like you've 4544 03:30:10.239 --> 03:30:12.239 got this much time left on your battery. Just kidding, 4545 03:30:12.879 --> 03:30:15.680 just kidding, it's actually half that. That's really dangerous. It's 4546 03:30:15.719 --> 03:30:18.079 really ridiculous. We went on like a it was like 4547 03:30:18.079 --> 03:30:19.479 a road trip thing that we did. We went to 4548 03:30:19.520 --> 03:30:21.840 Palm Springs for a little bit, and uh, there was 4549 03:30:21.840 --> 03:30:23.799 somebody who was with us who rented a Tesla to 4550 03:30:23.840 --> 03:30:26.000 go nice and it was just of course, of course, 4551 03:30:26.399 --> 03:30:27.760 I think you just to be fair. I think he 4552 03:30:27.799 --> 03:30:29.200 was visiting and just having to rent a Tesla, and 4553 03:30:29.280 --> 03:30:31.239 we just were like, oh, we'll just use this car whatever, Okay, 4554 03:30:31.280 --> 03:30:34.559 get the money out of it. But dude, like it said, 4555 03:30:34.760 --> 03:30:37.760 like you know how like in Google Mas or whatever, 4556 03:30:37.760 --> 03:30:39.239 it'll tell you like the time that you're gonna get there. 4557 03:30:39.879 --> 03:30:43.079 It kept like going down with the Tesla thing, not 4558 03:30:43.239 --> 03:30:45.559 the time, but like the gas or like the you know, 4559 03:30:45.639 --> 03:30:47.799 the amount of charre and it's like you've got you've 4560 03:30:47.840 --> 03:30:50.159 got four hours of battery left or whatever, and then 4561 03:30:50.200 --> 03:30:54.319 it shot down to like three twelve minutes later and 4562 03:30:54.399 --> 03:30:56.719 you're like, what the fun is great? That's that was 4563 03:30:56.799 --> 03:30:58.440 definitely an hour and that was a new one that 4564 03:30:58.559 --> 03:31:01.760 was like a modern like today to has that's that 4565 03:31:01.959 --> 03:31:03.239 just sounds like a fun battery. 4566 03:31:04.239 --> 03:31:06.000 I mean it's a fun car because I yeah, I 4567 03:31:06.040 --> 03:31:09.159 know that there's cars that are being built, like the 4568 03:31:09.200 --> 03:31:11.040 cars that are being built a lot better than Tesla. 4569 03:31:11.399 --> 03:31:13.040 Some guy got a controversy about that. 4570 03:31:13.159 --> 03:31:13.920 And the Chinese cars. 4571 03:31:14.719 --> 03:31:17.559 Jalen was showing me videos crazy, showing me these videos 4572 03:31:17.559 --> 03:31:19.879 of these Chinese car uh cars when we were over 4573 03:31:19.920 --> 03:31:21.680 there in Vegas, and I was like, this is great. 4574 03:31:21.920 --> 03:31:23.639 So I saw one demonstration of it going over like 4575 03:31:23.879 --> 03:31:26.479 speed bumps or whatever, and like you know, the cars 4576 03:31:26.520 --> 03:31:28.639 are going like that over it and then the Chinese 4577 03:31:28.680 --> 03:31:31.360 vehicle just doesn't move at all because the vehicles absorbed 4578 03:31:31.840 --> 03:31:34.319 the wheels. Crazy. I saw one of like a parallel 4579 03:31:34.360 --> 03:31:37.200 parking where like the wheels Like yeah, so you can 4580 03:31:37.239 --> 03:31:39.600 actually just go the future. I've been thinking about that 4581 03:31:39.639 --> 03:31:42.440 for fucking ever. By the future almost like oh it's 4582 03:31:42.440 --> 03:31:45.440 gonna be and then it just goes hell yeah, but 4583 03:31:45.600 --> 03:31:52.120 like it's China's woomping our ass anyway. Yeah, yeah, these voyage, 4584 03:31:52.159 --> 03:31:55.000 these are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. That's why 4585 03:31:55.079 --> 03:31:57.559 we need tariffs. So we need to get rich and 4586 03:31:57.719 --> 03:32:03.399 beat the Chinese. We need steals the little balls and 4587 03:32:04.559 --> 03:32:07.360 put them in a dumpling and eat them them. I 4588 03:32:07.479 --> 03:32:12.719 love it. I love it. Dumpling much bigger than his. 4589 03:32:13.639 --> 03:32:15.600 I've got a gun hitting on my body in several places. 4590 03:32:15.639 --> 03:32:17.159 You don't know where it is. Do you think one 4591 03:32:17.200 --> 03:32:21.760 picture of Trump tanning is real? Maybe? See that's like 4592 03:32:21.840 --> 03:32:23.639 naked and you can see this little Yeah, that's the 4593 03:32:23.639 --> 03:32:25.559 one that was like turning on Twitter a little bit right, Yeah, 4594 03:32:25.680 --> 03:32:26.040 and real. 4595 03:32:26.399 --> 03:32:29.479 Yeah, we'll see from from my Why I think it's 4596 03:32:29.520 --> 03:32:32.360 real because it's it's an older it's a much older picture. 4597 03:32:32.360 --> 03:32:34.920 It's it's been circularly around since its first uh time 4598 03:32:35.040 --> 03:32:35.600 as president. 4599 03:32:36.559 --> 03:32:37.600 I think it's real only. 4600 03:32:37.520 --> 03:32:40.920 Because no publication was like daring enough to pick it up, 4601 03:32:41.600 --> 03:32:43.600 not like say, oh, it's just debunked, like, oh, this 4602 03:32:43.719 --> 03:32:45.680 is real. I don't want to get involved with this. 4603 03:32:46.399 --> 03:32:48.159 Yeah, like it's see it seems like one of those 4604 03:32:48.200 --> 03:32:49.520 things where im like this should be a slam dunk 4605 03:32:49.520 --> 03:32:51.840 for a lot of people, but they. 4606 03:32:52.079 --> 03:32:54.319 Remember when jurists were not afraid of the president. 4607 03:32:55.760 --> 03:32:58.959 I'm done being racist for evil. Now I'm racist for good. 4608 03:32:59.600 --> 03:33:02.879 See boy Shawny d come titty Uh. Star Tank fans 4609 03:33:02.920 --> 03:33:05.200 are now homeless and deported Service Agent two sixty seven. 4610 03:33:05.600 --> 03:33:08.159 In the next live show, there could be a contest 4611 03:33:08.239 --> 03:33:11.079 for a PS five on who can touch Sweeney first. 4612 03:33:12.719 --> 03:33:13.719 That is crazy that. 4613 03:33:16.319 --> 03:33:19.360 Whoever's the fastest wins essentially, or whoever's in the front row. 4614 03:33:19.600 --> 03:33:23.319 Whoever's in the front row and wants a PS five, 4615 03:33:23.360 --> 03:33:26.879 I guess wins. Yeah. So to make it to Blount 4616 03:33:26.920 --> 03:33:29.319 bounce it out, it's got to be a relay race. 4617 03:33:29.440 --> 03:33:33.520 Yeah, you gotta start from the back and and then 4618 03:33:33.760 --> 03:33:37.479 ready go Yeah, and then and then we won't do it, 4619 03:33:38.040 --> 03:33:38.719 you know we won't. 4620 03:33:38.639 --> 03:33:39.719 And then we won't honor it all. 4621 03:33:40.719 --> 03:33:40.879 Yeah. 4622 03:33:41.799 --> 03:33:44.920 Calling out Derek for calling your transformed then two twenty 4623 03:33:45.000 --> 03:33:47.840 nine and taste the filody three O five Derek's gay 4624 03:33:47.959 --> 03:33:51.440 class where if you don't gay enough, gaze he gays 4625 03:33:51.479 --> 03:33:54.200 you in the gay with with gay until your gay 4626 03:33:54.280 --> 03:33:57.360 is gay enough to his liking big facts, nice servant 4627 03:33:57.360 --> 03:34:00.520 stroke and smoking joking drip mh, Lord of all drip 4628 03:34:01.040 --> 03:34:03.280 Uh that my friend just got back from Puerto Rico. 4629 03:34:03.639 --> 03:34:05.360 He said it was filled with Puerto Ricans. What the 4630 03:34:05.399 --> 03:34:08.159 hell is up with that? It's pretty wild. Oh we 4631 03:34:08.239 --> 03:34:10.799 want to blow me waiting waiting for sween hunting, for 4632 03:34:10.879 --> 03:34:13.319 the sweet sween hunting tear. I want his pelt elon 4633 03:34:13.399 --> 03:34:17.000 musk leaks soy from his boobs when he's happy, when 4634 03:34:17.040 --> 03:34:18.920 he's so when he jumps so he does that stupid 4635 03:34:18.920 --> 03:34:21.879 little day Yeah, when he does this little leaping jack 4636 03:34:22.399 --> 03:34:25.680 and then does this come or and mill moving jack. 4637 03:34:26.639 --> 03:34:29.840 Uh Premlin de gremlin system of a gay gape. Suey, 4638 03:34:29.920 --> 03:34:31.719 get Gabby and Zach on the podcast again, please Marvin 4639 03:34:31.719 --> 03:34:32.959 Gan and even has to change the name to make 4640 03:34:33.000 --> 03:34:35.520 it gay to the ton of zombie. Give me head, 4641 03:34:35.680 --> 03:34:44.360 give me head, homie, homie, Oh, give me headad home 4642 03:34:44.680 --> 03:34:46.280 ma see. 4643 03:34:47.000 --> 03:34:49.000 But also I might just say I am I am 4644 03:34:49.200 --> 03:34:53.760 gay just because uh, the shoehorning gay in there is 4645 03:34:53.840 --> 03:34:55.239 always the best thing for the covers. 4646 03:34:55.520 --> 03:34:58.040 Yeah, Sween, why is badery? Bill so loved to make 4647 03:34:58.079 --> 03:35:03.200 some special waige Slay five eighty three Enthapiro's vertically vertically 4648 03:35:03.239 --> 03:35:05.200 bisecting himself to eliminate the left from his body. The 4649 03:35:05.239 --> 03:35:09.399 Peppinie Bros. Present Gordon Ramsey cleaning as gold Roommr. Doc Donckerson, 4650 03:35:09.440 --> 03:35:10.680 The colon swinging slasher, you. 4651 03:35:12.719 --> 03:35:16.639 Honorable horse. He's Annan crnyan something like that. 4652 03:35:19.920 --> 03:35:21.559 I think that the way you said first is right. 4653 03:35:22.120 --> 03:35:24.440 Cronian. He's cool as fuck. He lifts store's hammer when 4654 03:35:24.479 --> 03:35:26.840 before everyone else starts doing it back before we. 4655 03:35:26.879 --> 03:35:31.600 Come from family, had for my nephews and nieces, like 4656 03:35:31.680 --> 03:35:35.959 the little lines that gave you guys asked for three 4657 03:35:36.680 --> 03:35:39.479 edit the ball to draw you guys asked for the 4658 03:35:39.559 --> 03:35:41.719 three swing Moon edited the ball drawing. So I did it. 4659 03:35:42.520 --> 03:35:44.760 Check the email for the three cull the sack moon. 4660 03:35:45.719 --> 03:35:48.959 This guy, guys, it's your guy's a work horse. This 4661 03:35:49.079 --> 03:35:51.280 guy is looking We gotta like just talk to this 4662 03:35:51.399 --> 03:35:54.000 guy at this point, like I did reply to him 4663 03:35:54.000 --> 03:35:55.760 the one time about the other one. Does he have 4664 03:35:55.840 --> 03:35:59.200 like an account account like a normal Uh, it's email? 4665 03:35:59.280 --> 03:36:01.920 I don't I don't know if it's top him the email. 4666 03:36:01.920 --> 03:36:03.760 I don't know if he's on anywhere else. Yeah, because 4667 03:36:03.760 --> 03:36:06.879 that drawing was fucking great, us all bald. Should we 4668 03:36:06.920 --> 03:36:09.280 get into that self colorizer? What do you think? I 4669 03:36:09.319 --> 03:36:11.559 don't know. I think maybe not. I think there's something 4670 03:36:11.600 --> 03:36:14.319 stylish maybe about like a monochrome, monochromatic kind of thing. 4671 03:36:14.680 --> 03:36:19.399 It's more versatile. Okay, what just look like that is 4672 03:36:19.559 --> 03:36:26.799 fucking crazy. That is iconic. I love that this guy's good, 4673 03:36:27.159 --> 03:36:28.559 this guy's is Yeah, man. 4674 03:36:28.840 --> 03:36:30.959 You'reeted somebody. This is gonna be a shirt. I want 4675 03:36:31.000 --> 03:36:32.159 to send you some money. You want send this money 4676 03:36:32.200 --> 03:36:32.639 your way. 4677 03:36:33.799 --> 03:36:36.959 Bible and tell mom, Hey, what do you want for it? 4678 03:36:38.000 --> 03:36:41.600 We'll give you five quarters. It's all we can afford. 4679 03:36:42.840 --> 03:36:45.360 Things are things are hard. I like the idea of 4680 03:36:45.600 --> 03:36:49.000 what I don't even send him quarters in the mail, 4681 03:36:49.319 --> 03:36:51.520 snail mail, veno, that's not. 4682 03:36:53.040 --> 03:36:56.200 You know. Also actually just about twenty five Yeah, okay. 4683 03:36:56.520 --> 03:37:04.399 Imagine venir. I like dollar PPU Bastards stopped having PPU 4684 03:37:04.440 --> 03:37:06.959 Bastard stopped having such interesting name. Reads me be fishy, limp, 4685 03:37:07.000 --> 03:37:10.719 biscuits and gravy sadman dot gov. John Strickland Merse eighteen 4686 03:37:10.719 --> 03:37:16.239 eighty nine. Led Zeestlin slapping my balls back and forth 4687 03:37:16.280 --> 03:37:20.200 to the rhythm of neural Neil Pert so to a 4688 03:37:20.280 --> 03:37:23.719 Neil Pert solo the first key. David Orson wells more 4689 03:37:23.799 --> 03:37:26.200 like Horse and smells extra m O MTV's Halo movie. 4690 03:37:26.520 --> 03:37:31.920 Who Peppino Spaghetti still playing Illusion of Gaya pre Ras 4691 03:37:32.079 --> 03:37:34.159 Blake eight ninety six. Who do you think you are? 4692 03:37:34.200 --> 03:37:36.680 I am autistic, Sabrina Carpenter be like, I'm working late 4693 03:37:37.040 --> 03:37:41.079 because I'm autistic. Chris having contingency plans for Derek and 4694 03:37:41.159 --> 03:37:45.959 Sween Dash Goopy accidentally inviting Sweeney into the secret war 4695 03:37:46.000 --> 03:37:49.600 Plan group chat. I forgot about my Jared Fogel time 4696 03:37:49.639 --> 03:37:51.600 machine and wrote a question into the book club and 4697 03:37:51.639 --> 03:37:55.440 they read my question not my name. Shot Young Sheldon says, 4698 03:37:55.520 --> 03:37:58.879 Seeking destroys my favorite game. That's disgusting. I really hate 4699 03:37:58.879 --> 03:38:02.079 that fucking game. Nikki ziggy a k A you know 4700 03:38:03.120 --> 03:38:12.479 you want to say ITIGERI yep, nigger Zigger Sat Jordan's 4701 03:38:12.600 --> 03:38:17.239 canceled canceled cutting Clean Water Act is attempt to spread 4702 03:38:17.319 --> 03:38:27.040 worm elon Voice Security, there's a large that's crazy security. 4703 03:38:27.479 --> 03:38:31.200 There's a large giggling negro here with Molog's molog Ball's 4704 03:38:31.280 --> 03:38:36.959 bit mace and I'm scared out stop that Willem Decortex. 4705 03:38:37.239 --> 03:38:43.040 Uh all right, right, right, awesome? Sorry? Was Jackson badly 4706 03:38:43.079 --> 03:38:45.159 brave dog the Baby Hunter eighty and needs hell lowering 4707 03:38:45.200 --> 03:38:48.959 his webon and Halo Penis Also that we just got 4708 03:38:49.040 --> 03:38:53.879 penis is melfis one may from Cortex. Wullt' be cool 4709 03:38:53.920 --> 03:38:58.159 shirt will. I mean, I'm sure someone has a shirt 4710 03:38:58.200 --> 03:38:58.319 of that. 4711 03:39:00.120 --> 03:39:04.680 Sure away that that fucking graphic, Like how that's pretty niche? 4712 03:39:04.760 --> 03:39:07.760 Man, I don't know. Riding out our list. We're done 4713 03:39:08.040 --> 03:39:11.040 routing out our list as always. The King of Haphazard 4714 03:39:11.120 --> 03:39:12.280 is also known as Kingson's Dad. 4715 03:39:13.520 --> 03:39:16.559 Thank you, Kingson's dad, thank you much appreciated, our first 4716 03:39:16.639 --> 03:39:18.559 patron or our longest patron. 4717 03:39:18.680 --> 03:39:22.719 Yes, our our first basic, our initial investment. Basically, I'm 4718 03:39:22.799 --> 03:39:27.479 so proud of my son. He's a fucking orc. 4719 03:39:28.520 --> 03:39:29.239 That's been a lot. 4720 03:39:29.719 --> 03:39:34.440 I'm so proud of me, son mate, rock fu my son. 4721 03:39:34.719 --> 03:39:37.159 He's really funny. I love all these the rape jokes. 4722 03:39:37.440 --> 03:39:40.040 I don't know jokes, I feel like you do. Are 4723 03:39:40.040 --> 03:39:40.440 you kidding? 4724 03:39:40.520 --> 03:39:42.760 I've done them before, But that's like my forte, it's 4725 03:39:42.799 --> 03:39:43.200 your sick. 4726 03:39:45.280 --> 03:39:46.719 Your middle name is a rape joke. 4727 03:39:47.399 --> 03:39:48.200 That's crazy. 4728 03:39:48.840 --> 03:39:52.520 I didn't name you. You think King of pap Hazard 4729 03:39:52.760 --> 03:39:54.760 for that, and it's quit. 4730 03:39:54.840 --> 03:39:57.840 Let's just get out of here, right bye son 4731 03:40:00.360 --> 03:40:00.840 Sp