WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.040 --> 00:00:07.280 It's The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse 2 00:00:07.480 --> 00:00:12.599 Kelly Show on a fantastic, absolutely fantastic Tuesday. We're going 3 00:00:12.640 --> 00:00:15.919 to talk about everything from the hiccups to government shutdowns 4 00:00:15.919 --> 00:00:19.239 in Ukraine and other things going on this hour. I 5 00:00:19.320 --> 00:00:22.320 wanted to touch on something really quickly. First. There's an article 6 00:00:22.359 --> 00:00:25.160 out in The Atlantic. Please don't read it. It's The Atlantic. 7 00:00:25.199 --> 00:00:30.039 It's commy filth, but it goes through some numbers and 8 00:00:30.559 --> 00:00:34.640 it's talking about party. Which political party are you part of? 9 00:00:35.600 --> 00:00:39.560 And if you're part of this political party, would you 10 00:00:39.679 --> 00:00:43.240 support a business run by the other political party? And 11 00:00:43.280 --> 00:00:44.799 the reason I brought this up is in the wake 12 00:00:44.840 --> 00:00:46.920 of the Hilton stuff. Member Hilton made it right, But 13 00:00:47.840 --> 00:00:50.280 in the wake of the Hilton stuff, I just thought 14 00:00:50.320 --> 00:00:53.039 it was fascinating and I thought it's pretty revealing for 15 00:00:53.079 --> 00:00:56.399 where we are. Get these numbers. Get this, these are 16 00:00:56.399 --> 00:01:01.840 college students. They're surveying percent of Democratic college students would 17 00:01:01.840 --> 00:01:06.359 not support a Republican run business, thirty seven percent would 18 00:01:06.400 --> 00:01:10.200 not be friends with a Republican and thirty percent would 19 00:01:10.200 --> 00:01:12.840 not work for one. In case you're wondering what the 20 00:01:12.879 --> 00:01:17.879 Republican numbers were, they were seven, five and seven, So 21 00:01:18.840 --> 00:01:21.439 Republicans were all, yeah, I mean, I'd chop at a 22 00:01:21.439 --> 00:01:24.560 Democrat business, I'd be friends with one, I'd work with one. 23 00:01:25.120 --> 00:01:30.640 Democrats by a large number said not even interested. I 24 00:01:30.719 --> 00:01:35.000 brought this up because when you boil things down to 25 00:01:35.120 --> 00:01:40.040 Democrat and Republican it can be confusing if you don't 26 00:01:40.159 --> 00:01:45.400 understand how much parties change over time and can change 27 00:01:45.400 --> 00:01:50.439 over time, and why they change over time. For the 28 00:01:50.560 --> 00:01:55.040 longest time, communists have understood that if you really want 29 00:01:55.079 --> 00:01:58.359 to get communism into America, I mean Reaganize quotes about this, 30 00:01:58.840 --> 00:02:01.879 if you really want to bring communism to America, the 31 00:02:02.000 --> 00:02:06.280 only vehicle you have at your disposal is the Democrat Party. 32 00:02:06.760 --> 00:02:10.080 You're not gonna start a legitimate communist party. The Green 33 00:02:10.199 --> 00:02:12.919 Party ain't ever gonna do a thing you can't that 34 00:02:13.360 --> 00:02:17.479 won't work here. You have to have a skin suit 35 00:02:17.680 --> 00:02:22.360 of some kind you can put on to bring communism 36 00:02:22.719 --> 00:02:25.240 to the masses who don't know what you're doing. And 37 00:02:25.319 --> 00:02:27.400 this is years ago, this is before you were born. 38 00:02:28.599 --> 00:02:32.479 Communists realize the Democrat Party was perfect for that. I'm 39 00:02:32.479 --> 00:02:34.599 not saying the Democrat Party was always communist, That's not 40 00:02:34.639 --> 00:02:38.639 what I'm saying, but they were closest enough to it, 41 00:02:39.439 --> 00:02:43.840 flirting enough with it that with some work, with some effort, 42 00:02:44.479 --> 00:02:48.879 we can make them that like a like a seventeen 43 00:02:49.000 --> 00:02:51.879 year old who loves to lift weights and work out. 44 00:02:52.280 --> 00:02:55.759 He may have never played football a day in his life, 45 00:02:55.960 --> 00:02:58.960 but with a little effort, we could probably make him 46 00:02:58.960 --> 00:03:02.120 into a football player. Right, That's what the Democrat Party 47 00:03:02.240 --> 00:03:06.680 was to the Communists. But that's not an overnight process, 48 00:03:06.919 --> 00:03:09.639 is it? In order to change because we're going through 49 00:03:09.639 --> 00:03:11.439 this right now, you and I trying to change the 50 00:03:11.479 --> 00:03:16.719 Republican Party. In order to change a political party, I'm 51 00:03:16.759 --> 00:03:19.120 sorry to say this because we live in an instant 52 00:03:19.120 --> 00:03:24.439 gratification society and I'm not patient either. It takes years. 53 00:03:24.280 --> 00:03:29.439 It takes decades, to be honest, to change a political 54 00:03:29.479 --> 00:03:32.960 party because people who are there don't want to change 55 00:03:33.919 --> 00:03:39.080 the moneyed interests that hold up political parties. They're holding 56 00:03:39.159 --> 00:03:41.080 up the party because they want the party to keep 57 00:03:41.120 --> 00:03:45.479 doing what it's doing. That it's a long, very difficult 58 00:03:45.599 --> 00:03:50.240 process to change a political party. But remember something about 59 00:03:50.240 --> 00:03:54.120 the Communists that is probably it's probably the best tool 60 00:03:54.240 --> 00:03:56.800 in his tool tool belt, and it's one we lack. 61 00:03:57.960 --> 00:03:58.479 That tool. 62 00:03:58.520 --> 00:03:58.879 Is this. 63 00:04:00.360 --> 00:04:05.120 He loves the grind. He enjoys it. We tend to 64 00:04:05.159 --> 00:04:07.599 not love the grind because we're not obsessed with politics. 65 00:04:07.599 --> 00:04:10.879 It's not our religion. We like election day. I like 66 00:04:10.919 --> 00:04:13.159 it like you like it. We like to study the news. 67 00:04:13.199 --> 00:04:16.639 I'm the same way as you. But do you love 68 00:04:16.680 --> 00:04:19.600 your local school board meeting? Have you ever even been 69 00:04:19.720 --> 00:04:20.839 to a school board meeting? 70 00:04:21.759 --> 00:04:22.000 Look? 71 00:04:22.040 --> 00:04:24.000 I have, but I'm not judging you if you haven't. 72 00:04:24.040 --> 00:04:27.439 Have you ever even been to one? Most of that, 73 00:04:28.160 --> 00:04:31.680 the communist never misses one. The communist activists in your 74 00:04:31.759 --> 00:04:37.199 area would never dream of missing one because he loves 75 00:04:37.319 --> 00:04:42.800 the grind that gets him more intimately involved in the 76 00:04:43.000 --> 00:04:48.240 day to day workings of the Democrat Party. For instance, 77 00:04:48.360 --> 00:04:53.040 let's say, let's say I am taking over my local 78 00:04:53.120 --> 00:04:57.079 red lobster, the local red Lobster. They're looking for a 79 00:04:57.120 --> 00:05:00.800 new manager. I apply, and I I get the job. 80 00:05:01.040 --> 00:05:03.600 I'm now the new manager of the local Red Lobster. 81 00:05:04.079 --> 00:05:08.319 Now let me ask you, what if what if I 82 00:05:08.439 --> 00:05:13.240 spent two three weeks at a time back in Montana. 83 00:05:13.600 --> 00:05:17.079 You know, I graduated high school from Montana. I joined 84 00:05:17.079 --> 00:05:19.839 the Marines from Montana. Two three weeks at a time, 85 00:05:20.240 --> 00:05:24.959 I'm up there in Montana, hanging out, going for a hike, fishing, skiing, 86 00:05:26.079 --> 00:05:28.720 don't even wrong. I'm answering my Red Lobster emails every 87 00:05:28.800 --> 00:05:32.680 day and we have a zoom zoom phone call every day. Hey, 88 00:05:33.120 --> 00:05:35.879 how's the profits? Do we sell enough shrimp? Do we 89 00:05:35.920 --> 00:05:40.560 have enough beer on tap? I'm checking in, I'm on it, 90 00:05:41.759 --> 00:05:48.439 but I'm not there. How does that manager Jesse do? 91 00:05:48.439 --> 00:05:51.920 Do I know the inner workings of what's really going 92 00:05:51.959 --> 00:05:55.800 on inside my Red Lobster? I can't possibly know. I 93 00:05:55.800 --> 00:05:58.879 can't know who shows up five minutes late. I can't 94 00:05:58.879 --> 00:06:02.399 know who's gossiping behind the bar. I can't know which 95 00:06:02.480 --> 00:06:06.040 hostess doesn't greet people with a smile. I get that 96 00:06:06.079 --> 00:06:08.519 Stuff's not gonna come out in a zoom call. Okay, 97 00:06:08.639 --> 00:06:12.399 that's bad manager Jesse. What if good manager Jesse takes 98 00:06:12.399 --> 00:06:15.279 over the local Red Lobster and I'm there before everyone 99 00:06:15.279 --> 00:06:18.480 every morning. I'm the one unlocking the door. I'm unlocking 100 00:06:18.480 --> 00:06:20.519 the door every morning. I'm the one walking through the 101 00:06:20.600 --> 00:06:23.439 kitchen without anyone there. I'm the one checking things out, 102 00:06:23.480 --> 00:06:27.560 are the tables clean? And after everyone's gone, even the bartenders, 103 00:06:27.600 --> 00:06:32.639 I'm the one inspecting everything. Which Red Lobster is going 104 00:06:32.680 --> 00:06:36.120 to be better, better food, better customer surface, but better 105 00:06:36.160 --> 00:06:39.040 prop Of course, it's a no brainer. The Jesse, who's there, 106 00:06:39.360 --> 00:06:44.079 who's not in Montana? Well, here's the bad news. This 107 00:06:44.240 --> 00:06:48.160 is just a wake up call for me too. For 108 00:06:48.240 --> 00:06:54.600 a long time, Republicans like us. We have been Montana manager, Jesse. 109 00:06:56.079 --> 00:07:00.800 We pop in when it's election season, six months before 110 00:07:00.839 --> 00:07:03.839 the presidential election, I guess I'll get involved in the primary. 111 00:07:03.959 --> 00:07:07.319 Who do you like? Trump or DeSantis? And then we 112 00:07:07.480 --> 00:07:09.639 throw on our hats. We thought our yard signs and 113 00:07:09.680 --> 00:07:13.240 were out there, go jop. But then as soon as 114 00:07:13.240 --> 00:07:15.720 that election's over, we put the yard signs back in 115 00:07:15.759 --> 00:07:18.560 the garage. Maybe you still wear a Maga hat every 116 00:07:18.600 --> 00:07:22.879 now and then, But those school board meetings happen all 117 00:07:22.879 --> 00:07:27.399 the time, and we're not there. Primaries happen all the time. 118 00:07:27.439 --> 00:07:32.279 We're not there. Republicans participate half as much in primaries 119 00:07:32.319 --> 00:07:39.360 as Democrats do. Half they they're opened and closed the store, Jesse. 120 00:07:39.600 --> 00:07:42.920 That's who they are. That's who Democrat voters are. They 121 00:07:42.920 --> 00:07:46.680 are involved in every primary, in every cause, at every 122 00:07:46.720 --> 00:07:51.120 school board meeting. And the end result of that is 123 00:07:51.160 --> 00:07:55.879 that over the years, Communists have been able to pull 124 00:07:56.000 --> 00:07:59.720 the Democrat party to the left. Chuck Schumer is a 125 00:07:59.759 --> 00:08:02.560 matter of fact, Chuck Schumer's out there right now. He's 126 00:08:02.600 --> 00:08:05.040 in the news a little bit saying that there won't 127 00:08:05.040 --> 00:08:05.920 be another shutdown. 128 00:08:05.959 --> 00:08:06.240 Whatever. 129 00:08:07.279 --> 00:08:13.560 Chuck Schumer is who I'm thinking He is probably the 130 00:08:13.560 --> 00:08:16.160 most powerful Democrat in Washington, d C. Right now. Now 131 00:08:16.160 --> 00:08:20.079 that Nancy Pelosi, Grandma Vodka's old, she's hanging up her dentures, 132 00:08:20.279 --> 00:08:22.920 you'd probably say it's Chuck Schumer right now, the most 133 00:08:23.279 --> 00:08:27.639 powerful Democrat in Washington, d C is Chuck Schumer. Chuck 134 00:08:27.639 --> 00:08:34.000 Schumer is retiring, He's not running again. Why Chuck Schumer 135 00:08:34.039 --> 00:08:39.559 is afraid that AOC, this moron from the Bronx, is 136 00:08:39.600 --> 00:08:43.360 going to challenge him in a primary because she will win. 137 00:08:45.120 --> 00:08:51.200 Remember the reason AOC is in Congress. She challenged a powerful, 138 00:08:51.440 --> 00:08:55.519 sitting Democrat in a primary and blew his doors off 139 00:08:56.440 --> 00:09:04.279 in one. Why is AOC able to challenge these established, wealthy, 140 00:09:04.840 --> 00:09:11.120 powerful Democrats and win. Because the Democrat voter gets involved 141 00:09:11.120 --> 00:09:16.279 in primaries, votes in primaries, and they want more communism. 142 00:09:18.279 --> 00:09:23.639 They want more communism. It took years and years and 143 00:09:23.759 --> 00:09:27.440 years to get to where we are, but where we are, 144 00:09:28.679 --> 00:09:30.919 it's a real hot and cold it's a real good 145 00:09:30.960 --> 00:09:34.360 and bad. The good news is we are slowly but 146 00:09:34.480 --> 00:09:37.399 surely changing the face of the Republican Party as we 147 00:09:37.440 --> 00:09:40.440 get more involved, as we learn that we have to 148 00:09:40.440 --> 00:09:43.080 fall in love with the grind where we're getting better 149 00:09:43.080 --> 00:09:46.799 in the Republican Party. It's changing to something better, slowly, 150 00:09:47.080 --> 00:09:51.919 but it's changing. The bad news is as insane and 151 00:09:52.120 --> 00:09:56.559 sick and demonic as Democrats are. They're not done moving 152 00:09:56.559 --> 00:09:59.840 to the left. Did you know that they're not going 153 00:09:59.879 --> 00:10:03.440 to to moderate, That they're not going to they don't 154 00:10:03.440 --> 00:10:06.480 have any interest in it, that they can't even win elections. 155 00:10:06.519 --> 00:10:12.320 If they attempt to moderate this Democrat Party, it's only 156 00:10:12.399 --> 00:10:16.519 going to get worse. Do you still want to live 157 00:10:16.559 --> 00:10:19.360 in that blue state? I've been telling you for a 158 00:10:19.399 --> 00:10:23.759 long time. There's no guardrails anymore. There's nothing stopping them. 159 00:10:24.200 --> 00:10:26.000 Whatever they want to do, they're gonna do. All right, 160 00:10:26.039 --> 00:10:29.159 we'll do some emails. Next it is the Jesse Kelly 161 00:10:29.240 --> 00:10:33.279 Show on a Tuesday. Remember you can email us Jesse 162 00:10:33.639 --> 00:10:36.919 at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You may even get the 163 00:10:36.960 --> 00:10:41.159 distinct honor of getting it red on the air. Chris. 164 00:10:41.159 --> 00:10:43.840 That's a huge honor. Since there isn't anything going on 165 00:10:43.919 --> 00:10:46.799 to talk about right now, he's joking, what was the 166 00:10:46.919 --> 00:10:50.919 nastiest dish you were obligated to try over the holidays? 167 00:10:51.840 --> 00:10:54.000 Said the filling hosts were great, by the way, good, 168 00:10:55.919 --> 00:11:00.679 all right, this holiday season, this Christmas season, I'm trying 169 00:11:00.679 --> 00:11:02.840 to think. I don't think I had to suffer through 170 00:11:03.000 --> 00:11:08.039 anything gross because we didn't travel to any family. Let's 171 00:11:08.080 --> 00:11:11.919 be honest. It's when you travel to family that's when 172 00:11:11.960 --> 00:11:15.639 you're subjected to disgusting meals because it's part of your 173 00:11:15.679 --> 00:11:18.840 family tradition, and that's just always what you do. Our 174 00:11:18.879 --> 00:11:22.240 family tradition isn't any different. I was having dinner with 175 00:11:22.240 --> 00:11:25.840 my mom last night and she was talking about how 176 00:11:25.960 --> 00:11:29.879 they used to make brought worst than sauer kraut in 177 00:11:29.919 --> 00:11:34.240 our house. There's nothing more disgusting than puke spaghetti. Sauer 178 00:11:34.360 --> 00:11:38.080 Kraut is the grossest thing in the world, and it's smelled. 179 00:11:38.120 --> 00:11:41.559 The whole house smells. And I used to tell I 180 00:11:41.600 --> 00:11:44.080 told mom last night, I said, Mom, you know that 181 00:11:44.159 --> 00:11:46.080 I had to leave the house and I just wouldn't 182 00:11:46.080 --> 00:11:49.720 come home until late, late, late because the smell was 183 00:11:49.759 --> 00:11:53.399 so putrid. So every family has this. I don't have 184 00:11:53.480 --> 00:11:56.639 a story like that, but I will give you a 185 00:11:56.679 --> 00:12:01.200 little tidbit something that may say, gave you money one day, 186 00:12:01.399 --> 00:12:03.879 a large amount of money one day. Are you ready 187 00:12:03.919 --> 00:12:09.000 for this? This is a few years ago, ah me 188 00:12:09.360 --> 00:12:12.320 the boys. Then I told you. I've told you about 189 00:12:12.360 --> 00:12:17.360 this since then. We went and did some Christmas markets 190 00:12:17.399 --> 00:12:20.759 in Europe. We had always wanted to see these Christmas markets, 191 00:12:20.799 --> 00:12:23.200 all the food and the Christmas caroling and the fun. 192 00:12:23.279 --> 00:12:25.879 And hopefully you don't get blown up by some Muslim. 193 00:12:26.000 --> 00:12:30.240 You don't understand. It's just a blast hot pardon the pun, Chris. Anyway, 194 00:12:31.039 --> 00:12:32.759 we went to go see the Christmas markets. It's a 195 00:12:32.759 --> 00:12:38.720 great time. We are flying out of Paris, so we 196 00:12:38.799 --> 00:12:42.639 have a day, a couple of days in Paris. Bob 197 00:12:43.120 --> 00:12:47.600 wanted to do something super super special. We have never 198 00:12:47.639 --> 00:12:50.919 done anything like this since, we had never done anything 199 00:12:51.000 --> 00:12:54.919 like this before. But the river flowing through Paris is 200 00:12:55.000 --> 00:12:58.159 the scene. And I don't know if I'm pronouncing that correctly. 201 00:12:58.440 --> 00:13:01.759 I only speak American and some Mexican, so don't blame me, 202 00:13:01.840 --> 00:13:04.480 all right, some Mexican, Chris. I don't know if i'd 203 00:13:04.480 --> 00:13:08.559 say I'm fluent, but I'm pretty fluent. Anyway. The river 204 00:13:08.679 --> 00:13:12.840 going through Paris is the scene and they have this thing. 205 00:13:12.919 --> 00:13:15.279 I'm sure there's lots of them, because OB did all 206 00:13:15.279 --> 00:13:17.919 the work on this. I didn't do it where you 207 00:13:17.960 --> 00:13:23.799 could do a dinner cruise at night up the scene. 208 00:13:23.919 --> 00:13:27.080 And I know you've heard about these things before. Most 209 00:13:27.120 --> 00:13:29.679 cities with a good river have something like this. In 210 00:13:29.759 --> 00:13:31.720 the South. They're all over the place. You know, a 211 00:13:31.759 --> 00:13:34.519 place like New Orleans or what. You get on a 212 00:13:34.600 --> 00:13:37.000 riverboat and you go have some chicken fingers and they 213 00:13:37.039 --> 00:13:39.039 play some music and he cruise up the river. That 214 00:13:39.240 --> 00:13:43.799 we've done that before, but this one was special and 215 00:13:43.879 --> 00:13:46.039 it was expensive. I don't remember how much it was, 216 00:13:46.039 --> 00:13:49.200 but it was a freaking lot. I remember that this 217 00:13:49.240 --> 00:13:52.960 one was oh no, no, no, no chicken fingers this time. 218 00:13:53.960 --> 00:14:01.480 This was a five star Michelan chef. I don't understand 219 00:14:01.559 --> 00:14:06.200 this whole Michelin thing. They were always tires to me, 220 00:14:07.080 --> 00:14:10.240 but Michelin is apparently Is it the same thing, Chris, 221 00:14:10.399 --> 00:14:13.679 are you serious? It's the same thing? Okay, I didn't 222 00:14:13.720 --> 00:14:21.360 know that anyway, This is a five star Michelin chef. Okay, well, 223 00:14:21.759 --> 00:14:24.159 I'm thinking the same thing. You're thinking that's a lot 224 00:14:24.159 --> 00:14:27.039 of money, but I bet that's gonna be a good 225 00:14:27.039 --> 00:14:30.120 cut of steak. I bet that's gonna be some good 226 00:14:30.159 --> 00:14:33.120 French onion soup. I bet the bread's gonna be fresh. 227 00:14:33.279 --> 00:14:37.840 I'm thinking all the exact same things you're thinking. We 228 00:14:37.919 --> 00:14:40.559 sit down for this meal on this boat. The boat 229 00:14:40.559 --> 00:14:42.720 was admittedly nice. It was just a big dining room 230 00:14:42.759 --> 00:14:48.639 on the water, and it was course after course after 231 00:14:48.759 --> 00:14:54.600 course of the most disgusting filth you have ever seen 232 00:14:55.360 --> 00:14:59.440 in your life. What Chris Chris said is that because 233 00:14:59.440 --> 00:15:02.320 it was French. I'll tell you something, buddy, and I 234 00:15:02.360 --> 00:15:04.320 don't care if you think less of me for saying it. 235 00:15:04.480 --> 00:15:08.279 I'm gonna tell you something. The French eat really well. 236 00:15:08.279 --> 00:15:11.919 But it's all steak and cheese and bread and pastries. 237 00:15:12.799 --> 00:15:19.639 That's it. It's the rest of France was wonderful, because again, 238 00:15:20.080 --> 00:15:23.480 who doesn't like steak and cheese and onions and bread 239 00:15:23.480 --> 00:15:28.559 and pastries. French food is awesome. It was awesome. Gosh, 240 00:15:28.639 --> 00:15:30.120 I know I'm gonna pay for that. I know the 241 00:15:30.159 --> 00:15:32.159 emails are gonna be ugly because I said that. I 242 00:15:32.159 --> 00:15:34.840 know they will be, you know, take it easy. Anyway, 243 00:15:36.039 --> 00:15:40.200 French food was awesome. None of this would be recognizable 244 00:15:40.679 --> 00:15:44.960 as any specific kind of cuisine. I don't even think 245 00:15:45.000 --> 00:15:47.399 I can lay it all out for you specifically. I 246 00:15:47.440 --> 00:15:51.799 do remember. One thing was duck. And I've had duck before, 247 00:15:51.840 --> 00:15:53.879 I've killed ducks before. My old man used to go 248 00:15:53.919 --> 00:15:57.720 duck hunting. Duck can be delicious, not this duck. And 249 00:15:57.840 --> 00:16:06.080 this duck had apple foam in it, apple foam. And 250 00:16:06.879 --> 00:16:10.360 my wife is a healthy eater. And James, my oldest son, 251 00:16:10.559 --> 00:16:14.320 he's the one who asked for extra broccoli. Nobody could eat. 252 00:16:14.799 --> 00:16:19.039 We were sitting there counting the seconds until we could 253 00:16:19.039 --> 00:16:23.279 get back. We got back it immediately, went right back 254 00:16:23.320 --> 00:16:26.080 to the hotel, and we all got sandwiches in the lobby. 255 00:16:26.120 --> 00:16:33.279 We just immediately got sandwiches. Don't ever, ever, under any circumstances, 256 00:16:33.559 --> 00:16:39.000 go to some five star Michelan's chef, whatever the stupid 257 00:16:39.039 --> 00:16:43.840 fancy rating. Don't ever do it ever. I'm telling you 258 00:16:43.840 --> 00:16:46.120 you will hate yourself for it, and you're gonna spend 259 00:16:46.159 --> 00:16:49.840 so much money and it's gonna be disgusting, disgusting. There 260 00:16:49.840 --> 00:16:53.720 you go, just saved your fortune. Let's talk about Ukraine. 261 00:16:54.480 --> 00:16:58.279 It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Screw the ho Way 262 00:16:58.440 --> 00:17:04.079 on a Tuesday, a magnificent tuesday, all right. So I 263 00:17:04.160 --> 00:17:08.400 was talking earlier in the show about January sixth, and 264 00:17:09.400 --> 00:17:13.039 it was obviously something the communists loved. I would argue 265 00:17:13.079 --> 00:17:17.200 they planned for it and coordinated it because they wanted 266 00:17:17.440 --> 00:17:20.519 a reason to go arrest their political opposition, just like 267 00:17:20.559 --> 00:17:23.000 they always do, just like all communists do. Our communists 268 00:17:23.000 --> 00:17:26.839 are no different. Well, about the time the show was starting, 269 00:17:27.119 --> 00:17:32.519 a couple hours ago, Democrats on Capitol Hill, I kid 270 00:17:32.599 --> 00:17:37.920 you not, they led a candlelight vigil in remembrance of 271 00:17:38.039 --> 00:17:41.920 January sixth, And hey, don't take it for me, Chris, 272 00:17:42.599 --> 00:17:43.799 play the theater kids. 273 00:17:44.680 --> 00:17:47.880 Let us remember the attack of January sixth is not over. 274 00:17:48.960 --> 00:17:52.839 It lives on in the threats to our election workers. 275 00:17:52.880 --> 00:17:54.960 It lives on through those who want to take away 276 00:17:55.920 --> 00:17:59.960 all right to vote, who want to legalize voter discriminate. 277 00:18:01.519 --> 00:18:06.039 We must never, never, never stop fighting for this beautiful 278 00:18:06.079 --> 00:18:11.759 democracy which January sixth showed us is more fragile than 279 00:18:11.759 --> 00:18:13.599 we ever imagined. 280 00:18:16.279 --> 00:18:20.759 The one. They are all just theater kids in the end. Two, 281 00:18:21.720 --> 00:18:26.799 It really does give me great joy to know Democrats 282 00:18:26.880 --> 00:18:31.079 have to go through these humiliation rituals, and at least 283 00:18:31.119 --> 00:18:35.400 some of them they're totally embarrassed, but in order to 284 00:18:35.440 --> 00:18:38.559 stay elected as a Democrat. These are the things you 285 00:18:38.640 --> 00:18:42.079 have to do. I remember watching Chuck Schumer one time. 286 00:18:42.079 --> 00:18:44.880 There's a video I'm sure it's out there somewhere of 287 00:18:45.039 --> 00:18:47.680 Chuck Schumer. He's at some gay pride parade in New 288 00:18:47.720 --> 00:18:51.680 York and he's standing there. Of course, you know what 289 00:18:51.720 --> 00:18:54.519 it is. It's all the degeneracy and horribleness you can 290 00:18:54.559 --> 00:18:57.720 possibly imagine. And he's standing there and they give him 291 00:18:57.720 --> 00:19:01.240 a microphone. Well, in that moment, because he's a Democrat, 292 00:19:02.039 --> 00:19:04.559 he doesn't have the option of saying I'm not interested, 293 00:19:04.720 --> 00:19:07.519 I'm not gonna speak. I can't put that on camera. 294 00:19:08.240 --> 00:19:13.000 So they hand him the microphone and he's there Pride, Pride, Pride, 295 00:19:13.799 --> 00:19:17.039 and I laughed and laughed and laughed, and I laughed 296 00:19:17.079 --> 00:19:22.160 because Chuck Schumer is a horrible, horrible person, a complete lizard, 297 00:19:22.640 --> 00:19:26.240 not even human anymore, and he has to go through 298 00:19:26.279 --> 00:19:32.039 these humiliation rituals all Democrats do, and I think it's hilarious. 299 00:19:32.359 --> 00:19:35.799 Remember after George Floyd died, when they put those African 300 00:19:35.880 --> 00:19:38.559 scarves on their head, Nancy Pelosi and the rest of them, 301 00:19:38.880 --> 00:19:41.559 and they all went and kneeled in the Capitol. Yeah, 302 00:19:41.599 --> 00:19:44.160 I know, some of them are just deranged freaks who 303 00:19:44.200 --> 00:19:46.839 are into that thing. But you know some of them 304 00:19:46.839 --> 00:19:50.279 were thinking, Oh gosh, do we have to wait? Do 305 00:19:50.440 --> 00:19:53.960 I have to go? Oh? Come on, this is ridiculous. 306 00:19:56.039 --> 00:20:01.559 US would lead Ukraine ceasefire monitoring backed by a multinational force. 307 00:20:01.759 --> 00:20:03.880 I'm convinced at this point in time this thing's never 308 00:20:03.920 --> 00:20:06.880 going to end. Is it just me? It doesn't seem 309 00:20:06.960 --> 00:20:11.039 like every single day there's a Ukraine cease fire on 310 00:20:11.079 --> 00:20:14.680 the horizon. Peace is almost there, They're in talks. There 311 00:20:14.720 --> 00:20:18.200 were talks, the talks are moving forward. We're having more talks, 312 00:20:18.440 --> 00:20:24.759 maybe a ceasefire, more talks. True, is I don't know 313 00:20:24.759 --> 00:20:28.319 that any party involved wants it to end. Look, here's 314 00:20:28.319 --> 00:20:32.279 the headline for you, Zelensky reshuffles government in the face 315 00:20:32.400 --> 00:20:37.640 of alleged corruption. Corruption. You say, yes. It turns out 316 00:20:37.720 --> 00:20:40.200 that one of the most corrupt countries in the world, 317 00:20:40.359 --> 00:20:44.759 Ukraine before the war, got a massive influx of Oh, 318 00:20:44.839 --> 00:20:49.519 I don't know your money, and they took it. You 319 00:20:49.559 --> 00:20:51.640 didn't think all that was going to the troops, did you. 320 00:20:52.359 --> 00:20:56.640 This simply took the money. We know they're corrupt, we 321 00:20:56.720 --> 00:21:00.279 know they're pocketing the money. I remember when CBS ran 322 00:21:00.319 --> 00:21:04.359 a story saying that one third of the money I 323 00:21:04.359 --> 00:21:07.440 believe that was the number. One third of the money 324 00:21:07.480 --> 00:21:10.079 and equipment is actually getting to the front. The rest 325 00:21:10.119 --> 00:21:12.319 of it, they're just straight stealing it, stealing it, selling 326 00:21:12.359 --> 00:21:14.880 it on the black market. Then, of course CBS pulled 327 00:21:14.880 --> 00:21:17.920 the article and apologized, woh, we got a reporting wrong. No, 328 00:21:18.079 --> 00:21:20.039 you pulled the article because you got your reporting right. 329 00:21:21.519 --> 00:21:26.000 Pretty sure that was CBS. It's a corrupt place. And 330 00:21:26.039 --> 00:21:30.480 then you have Russia, total corrupt place. What motivation is 331 00:21:30.480 --> 00:21:35.200 it for Russia to end the war? Right now? Russian 332 00:21:35.559 --> 00:21:40.039 gas is still being sold to European countries through India. 333 00:21:40.720 --> 00:21:43.680 You know, European countries are now just buying all their 334 00:21:43.799 --> 00:21:46.880 gas from India. Well, India's buying it all from Russia. 335 00:21:47.319 --> 00:21:51.640 Russia's treasury is doing just fine. Why would they want 336 00:21:51.640 --> 00:21:55.960 it to end here in America? You remember who was 337 00:21:56.039 --> 00:21:58.799 sitting at the negotiating table last time I went on 338 00:21:58.799 --> 00:22:03.519 a rants about this, right you do remember mister Larry Fink, 339 00:22:04.440 --> 00:22:09.400 the head of Blackrock. Ukraine has been devastated by war, 340 00:22:09.559 --> 00:22:14.319 absolutely devastated, heartbreaking for the people there. Guess who's going 341 00:22:14.400 --> 00:22:18.720 to help them rebuild? Guess who's going to make a 342 00:22:18.960 --> 00:22:24.880 pretty profit off the American taxpayer helping them rebuild. Of 343 00:22:24.960 --> 00:22:29.759 course Blackrock will be there, but let's just do a simple, 344 00:22:30.559 --> 00:22:34.599 simple human experiment, if you will. Let's say my name's 345 00:22:34.680 --> 00:22:38.960 Larry Fink. I'm the head of Blackrock. I'm going to 346 00:22:39.079 --> 00:22:43.359 make money helping Ukraine rebuild. And the more I help 347 00:22:43.400 --> 00:22:45.799 them rebuild, the more money I make. Of course, you know, 348 00:22:45.839 --> 00:22:48.880 if you have a contractor come and remodel your closet, 349 00:22:48.920 --> 00:22:50.720 that's going to be a certain amount of money. If 350 00:22:50.720 --> 00:22:54.200 he remodels the whole downstairs, that's going to be more money, right, 351 00:22:54.559 --> 00:22:59.079 bigger project, more money. So I'm Larry Fink, and I 352 00:22:59.200 --> 00:23:03.839 stand to make a tidy sum of money when Ukraine 353 00:23:03.880 --> 00:23:10.160 starts to rebuild. Do I want the war to end now? 354 00:23:11.279 --> 00:23:17.240 Or maybe after another year of bombs dropping, maybe after 355 00:23:17.319 --> 00:23:23.319 another city gets turned into rubble? What makes me more money? 356 00:23:23.839 --> 00:23:27.240 If I'm Larry Fink. My point in all this is, 357 00:23:27.920 --> 00:23:30.880 I'm not convinced anybody wants this thing to end. I 358 00:23:30.920 --> 00:23:33.799 actually do think, to his credit, I do think Trump 359 00:23:33.839 --> 00:23:37.000 wants it to end, and I think it's beyond his control. 360 00:23:37.920 --> 00:23:39.960 I think he thought he would be able to do it. 361 00:23:39.960 --> 00:23:42.559 I remember on the campaign trail. He kept telling everybody, 362 00:23:42.599 --> 00:23:44.440 I'll have it over in the first day. It'll be 363 00:23:44.440 --> 00:23:47.279 over in the first day. I'm gonna negotiate the whole thing. 364 00:23:47.559 --> 00:23:50.079 He's been busting his butt trying to negotiate an end 365 00:23:50.119 --> 00:23:52.599 to it, and even when it seems like they get 366 00:23:52.880 --> 00:23:57.720 really really close to a deal, yep, deal falls apart. 367 00:24:00.039 --> 00:24:05.480 Would not be surprised, Chris write this down. If Donald 368 00:24:05.519 --> 00:24:09.440 Trump's three years next three years is over, if the 369 00:24:09.480 --> 00:24:13.880 presidential campaign of twenty twenty eight is underway and Russia 370 00:24:13.880 --> 00:24:16.359 and Ukraine are still fighting, I would not be even 371 00:24:16.400 --> 00:24:20.920 a little bit surprised. Brazil's ex president Bolis Naro undergoes 372 00:24:21.000 --> 00:24:26.039 medical treatment for hiccups. You want to hear something devastating. 373 00:24:28.039 --> 00:24:33.319 Everybody has a hiccup remedy. When I was a kid, 374 00:24:33.519 --> 00:24:38.119 in my house, the remedy was you ate a spoonful 375 00:24:38.200 --> 00:24:42.400 of sugar and then you drank water. Spoonful of sugar, 376 00:24:42.920 --> 00:24:46.200 chug a glass of water. Hiccups go away. Usually worked. 377 00:24:46.880 --> 00:24:49.160 Bob comes from a different family, and you knows she's 378 00:24:49.160 --> 00:24:52.400 a gymnast, so they always have to show off. AB's 379 00:24:52.839 --> 00:24:57.640 what her thing was is you drink water upside down, 380 00:24:58.400 --> 00:25:00.880 drink water upside down, So of course she can't do 381 00:25:00.880 --> 00:25:04.480 that like a normal person. That's you, too, Corey. Apparently 382 00:25:04.480 --> 00:25:07.559 that's Corey's too. She has to do a handstand up 383 00:25:07.599 --> 00:25:10.640 against the wall. And like I said, gymnasts always have 384 00:25:10.759 --> 00:25:13.839 to show off. But that's her thing. You want to 385 00:25:13.839 --> 00:25:19.279 hear something crushing. None of that stuff actually works, meaning 386 00:25:19.680 --> 00:25:26.720 the sugar or the hand stands. It's just drinking water, Chris. 387 00:25:26.759 --> 00:25:29.240 You can jake your head all you want, but I've 388 00:25:29.279 --> 00:25:32.039 tested it. You just drink water and it goes away. 389 00:25:32.400 --> 00:25:38.279 What Chris, Chris said, suck on a cinnamon candy. Just 390 00:25:38.400 --> 00:25:41.799 drink water, Chris. All right, Since I'm not a ninety 391 00:25:41.880 --> 00:25:44.680 seven year old grandpa, I don't walk around with cinnamon 392 00:25:44.720 --> 00:25:47.920 candies on hand. Therefore I'll have to go with what 393 00:25:48.039 --> 00:25:51.480 I have, and that is water. Chris. What a stupid thing. Well, 394 00:25:51.519 --> 00:25:53.680 now just go pick up a gallon of motor oil 395 00:25:53.920 --> 00:25:56.640 and spill it on your left foot. Oh thanks Chris 396 00:25:56.640 --> 00:25:59.960 for these wonderful solutions. That's a huge help. Anyway, We'll 397 00:26:00.039 --> 00:26:04.359 be right back. Hang on. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. 398 00:26:04.519 --> 00:26:07.720 Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. Hey, Chris, do 399 00:26:07.799 --> 00:26:10.720 you like the McRib at McDonald's. Are you a McRib 400 00:26:10.839 --> 00:26:14.799 guy me either, Corey, you've nick ribb? No, you've never 401 00:26:14.799 --> 00:26:19.200