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lots of people look at people. I mean, it's one

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of the major ways we look at people. You know

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what I mean?

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Speaker 2: You know I miss being young and dumb, Yeah, I

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really do. Yeah, it's a simpler time.

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Speaker 1: You just fucking walk into a wall and bean bag

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right off of it, Go take a shot, throw up,

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and have sex with something.

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Speaker 2: Or say stupid things like when we lock eyes. I

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completely forget that. He treats me like shit.

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Speaker 1: Right, Hilo, Welcome to another brand spanking episode of another

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below deck podcast. I'm doing. That's pat permission to come aboard, granted.

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What is going on with you on this lovely Friday afternoon.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm drinking in a little early okay. Yeah, I

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had a stressful week.

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Speaker 1: Working for baby.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm gonna drink. You know, I've been so

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good for about five months. Yeah, time to fall off

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the wagon, get drunk.

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Speaker 1: Well, let's get some bumps, some bruises, and suck down

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a couple of high noons. Hey, yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 2: Now I want to update the audience. I have reached

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out to the previous charter guests to get their side

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of the story. Okay, they have yet to respond to me,

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but I have.

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Speaker 1: Well it's uh, I think who cares at this point?

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Speaker 2: I guess. So, yeah, you know, old news is no news,

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right is that? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: So, you know, maybe we'll talk to that person, maybe

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we won't. But what we will do is put this

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episode without any ads at Patreon dot com Slash another

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podcast network. We will also cover the Bachelorette there, which

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the last episode of the Bachelorette was so funny, hm,

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I mean me, you and Rubes on the stew just

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talking about a twenty minute wicked the feature film integration

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in that's dating show.

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Speaker 2: And don't crazy, and don't forget that idiot that got

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tossed because he couldn't form a sentence. I believe his

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name is Sam.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: By the way, Mollie and Jason, they were the Bachelor

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a Date Nation couple that was on that radio show.

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Part of that bit, they said it was even worse

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in person, and I can't believe how that's possible.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So go to Patreon dot com session on the

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podcast network, lots of really good content and free content.

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All of it is there. We have an episode of

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below Deck to get into. I don't know why. There's

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plenty to talk about. I don't have a lot of

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Speaker 2: Me neither Dylan. I'm sorry because we don't have a

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lot of notes. We need to buy waste some time. Yeah,

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I want to do a tease for another podcast show,

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behind the Wall at patron dot com slashon of the

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podcast network. Forgive me for the plug. The second one.

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I'm going to drop some interesting stories. Matthew Perry was

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he died about like eight months ago. I had predicted

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he was going to die two years ago, and then

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he died. So Patty has a crystal ball with it.

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Speaker 1: And again, you know, you say you have a crystal

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ball with dead people. But that's a little bit like,

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you know, so what if I say someone old, You're

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going to say, umm no, But that makes sense. Who's

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the guy that shakes from back to the future.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's essentially the same thing as predicting that

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Matthew Perry is going to die.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's literally a coin talk.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you forgive me, give me in the.

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Speaker 2: News today and we'll get to below deck in a second.

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Matthew Perry, and.

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Speaker 1: I won't say Michael J. Fox is a brave, courageous

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man who has brought a lot of light and education

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to a horrible disease. And I'm sorry that I said that.

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He shakes him back to the future. That was well.

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Speaker 2: He also said he'd be dead soon.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean I think the first thing was the worst. Right.

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nineteen eighty four when he was on family ties. I'm like,

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I want to be like Alex P. Keaton. I dressed

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like him for the first day of school in the

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he died of academine overdose about eight months ago.

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Speaker 1: You had to do it. A lot of ketamine, a lot.

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Speaker 2: Of who was a drug add Yeah. So five people

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were arrested today, including two doctors, a personal assistant, and

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someone named the Ketamine Queen Boy. Watch out with what

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you call yourself. The cops we come and looking for you.

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that this is a little too high profile. I think

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years ago worked for a high profile client, not on

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the same level with Matthew Perry, but kind of around there,

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and this particular female client said, hey, go pick up

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my prescription. My wife looked at it and it was

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under a fake name, and my wife said, I don't

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feel comfortable doing this, and she said, no problem. Two

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Speaker 1: Let go, Well we'll break that story.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to break that out's the teas.

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Speaker 1: But she could have been an accessory to murder.

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Speaker 2: She'd be if that woman died, my wife could be

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up for manslaughter.

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Speaker 1: Yea. So it was a call which great Norm McDonald

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bit that sounds way worse than murder, right, but it's not.

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My second story that I'm gonna share on aps, which

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you guys need to pay five dollars for. Is today

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in the news, busy news day. I'm looking at the

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news as I normally do, and a news story headline says,

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the son of Creden's Clearwater Revival, the band the drummer,

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the son of the band Creden's crow Water Driver, Okay,

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is wanted for murder because he killed his girlfriend. Okay,

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and he maybe wanted for a second murder. And as

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Speaker 1: Oh wow.

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Speaker 2: I played in a band with Brent thirty years ago

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that his dad paid for that he was never around,

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and we'd always practice in his living room. Right, and

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he killed his wife or girlfriend.

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you just get pissed off and you know you kind

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of five off the handle a little bit and start

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Speaker 2: That's right. Well, anyway, that's gonna be on another podcast show.

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and break down amazing stories.

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Speaker 1: On that show. Yeah, and then I think I'll talk

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about like parking etiquette. There you go, Yeah, yeah, exactly, Okay,

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I would give this episode, you know, it's a it's

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a middling sixty seven pot. What am I saying? There

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was a lot of fun stuff. I'm gonna give it

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sixty nine pots because it was a sexy episode. Joe

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has revealed himself to be a toolbag, a bit of

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a tool bag cheese. It always breaks my heart to

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see like very loud signals I am a fucking douchebag

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and women still what is that? It's like nuts to me.

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Speaker 1: A lot of leaking, a lot of rain, a lot

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of heartbreak, a lot to gain. It's sixty nine pots.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. This episode was kind of like all over the place.

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Speaker 1: M VP of this season.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I thought it was a decent episode. Although, oh,

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another piece of blowdeck news or a piece of blowdeck news.

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Chef Dave is engaged now, and I'm so happy that

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he could actually show up to something that he agreed

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and planned to show up to. That's good of Chef Dave. Now,

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Chef Dave is going to make an appearance later in

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this season, and I hope it's just as a guest

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chef to cook Sandy and her lovely fiance's meal for

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their celebration, and not that John Oh gets acts and

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Speaker 1: I'm putting this out there right now. I don't care

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Speaker 2: How many times have Chef Chef Dave been booked to

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Speaker 1: Probably two or three?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if we If Dave is on that, I don't

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to talk to Dave again. Dave fool

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me once, Shame on you, fool me twice. Shame on you.

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Shame on me. Well, George Bush, you fool me twice?

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You shame on you.

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Speaker 1: That's your Bush. Okay, it's good. How many pots do

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, they enjoyed it because I don't know what

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I normally have six.

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Speaker 1: Well, last we left off, we had to have a

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sit down with sir. Ellie calls him sir, Joe. That's right, Ellie,

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don't call him sir. Call him grout show, don't call

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him sir. He tells her that the date is not

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going to work for him. He feels like it's too

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much pressure, and Ellie's confused because he liked her enough

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to make out with her the night before, but not

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Speaker 2: I want to spend some time on this. Okay. So

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this is a very uncomfortable interaction between the balk and

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the date that he's already accepted. Right right, Okay, you

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can't do this to a girl. Girls are not used

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to this. They this is in their DNA. Men were

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used to rejection. We are used to uh being embarrassed.

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, yeah, a lot of average. She just asked

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out a bunch of people, and you hope one of

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them says, yes, I mean you rarely will go zero

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percent right, right, But for the Balkan Biscuit, I actually

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felt for here, and it was especially painful to watch

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her kind of suppress what I believe what she was

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really thinking. So when she said, uh uh, you know,

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I don't want anything serious either, her really her inner

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National TV, you motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's her interact.

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Speaker 2: And then he said, yeah, yeah, well I you know,

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I just I just kind of want to have fun

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in life. She said, sure, sure, let's just have fun. No,

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no no pressure tonight or inner voice or monster boy

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said if I had a fucking gud, I blow your

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fucking hat off. You're doing this be on National TV,

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you motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: That's so crazy that she's like a she's like a

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cracked out guinea internally, right, Okay.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she's a part of the mafia.

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about this, like, well, I think that we can understand

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I don't want to lead anybody astray. I really have

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no interest in this whatsoever. What happened is you were

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initially asked you. Maybe it came from a good place.

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She didn't want to reject her on camera on the teak.

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But now that you've said yes, what is forty five

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minutes out of your day? You can lay out all

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the things that you need to lay out at that

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dinner table. You know, you can say I'm only interested

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in having sex with you after I've had four to

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six cocktails, and you'll still sound like a dick, but

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you know, at least it'll all be kind of They

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Speaker 2: Yes, I agree with that. I will say the young

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people when they're in their twenties, they hold Fridays and

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you know, the Yeah show. I'm never going to get

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another one of these Yeah. So. But I will say

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with you, Dylan, I'm with you. Just go out for

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the forty five minutes. Don't do this to girls. They

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really internalizing. I one time turned down a blowjob. You

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would have thought I killed this girl's family.

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Speaker 1: She saw hrh. God, you can't turn down a blow job.

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Speaker 2: I said, I'm good, and she was deeply hurt and offended.

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olive branch. Seriously, and then call it a job for nothing,

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you know, and you turned that down. I mean it's

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very hurtful.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, by the way, when he parts, he says, hey,

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you don't hate me. I hate when people that just

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did something really hurtful to you try and get back

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some kind of from that.

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Speaker 1: Are.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not bad. I'm just going to cast a

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curse on you and your family for the next hundred years.

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M y, you burn in hell.

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Speaker 1: Well, the way that Joe behaves is a betrayal to

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the masculine. You know, this is this is not something

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that is this is just this is just not good behavior. Okay,

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So we get to and Gail is losing respect for him.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, Gail, yes, yes, yes, you think he's a dick.

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he just wants what he wants and he doesn't care

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about another person's feeling. And it's kind of like, Gail,

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I love you. But does that sound familiar to you?

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Speaker 1: It doesn't sound familiar to me. Cheese is doing recon.

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She's a paranoid one. Huh h, she's uh, she's always

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got her ear in the soup can.

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Speaker 2: She's a little nutty.

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Speaker 1: This one a little bit.

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Speaker 2: I asked to get her on as a guest. She's

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already working on another boat.

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Speaker 1: Oh good for her.

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Speaker 2: So tonight Nate picking up someone else's laundry.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, tonight is uh, we're going out. So Nathan is

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going to dress to impress, and that means dressing like

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your favorite Dwayne the Wayne Johnson.

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Speaker 2: Dwayne the Wayne Johnson.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he I don't know kind of

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what transpired wherein he thought that looking pretty much exactly

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like Joyne the Wayne Johnson was a good thing to do,

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but he changes.

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Speaker 2: You know what reminded me when they brought up The Rock.

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It's like, boy, I really wanted that sea. He's in

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three you know of Young Rock.

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Speaker 1: Oh, thanks for clarifying, because I didn't know, you know

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the Young Rock?

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Speaker 2: Oh right, yeah, no, he actually explains that outfit in

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one of the episodes. That's how deep they went into

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his fascinating life history.

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Speaker 1: Young Rock had two seasons.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, nobody watched it.

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Speaker 2: Well the first season they did got him the second season, Okay, yeah,

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he's really not that interesting of a person.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and Temana's piss.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it is piss.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I guess careers going down the tubes. And I helped.

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I helped you that you did. I started the revolution,

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Like I was screaming from the rafters three years ago,

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Hey the Rock sucks. People were like, what are you

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talking about. He's awesome.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude, You're like the Hannibal to his room.

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I mean, just a constant adversarial pressure and people people

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looked at the Roman Empire aka the Rock, and they said,

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how could somebody like pat take him down?

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Speaker 2: But what I did?

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Speaker 1: You did, Ramo, sir, So let's hit the vans cheese.

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Here is the story of the refusal, and it's just

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repulsed and disappointed in Joe. Cut to a toilet twenty

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to twenty five minutes later and she'll be telling him

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to stop being a fucking pussy and throwing it over.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, throwing in me baby, throw it in my baby.

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Speaker 1: So we Yeah. I was as I wrote this, I

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was like, I'm interested to see if this deters eddietheg

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in the future, it does not. We get to dinner

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and we get some real sea rat sad scale stuff.

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I think maybe not real sea rat sad scale, but

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I think we might be charting with this story from Joe.

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Speaker 2: Well, let me break down the sea rat history from Joe. Okay,

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and this is why he doesn't want to be in

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a serious relationship. His last serious relationship was in twenty seventeen,

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and it didn't work out because all his date nights

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were in his car because that's where he lived his

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Burger's delicious. Do you mind passing the ketchup? Sure it's

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in the glove box. That's not going to work out

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long term.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so he can.

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Speaker 2: I just say this about dating someone while you live

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in a car. Yeah, the car sex is bad too.

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You get you get a good role going second and

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third base, but you go for fourth base. You got

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your fucking foot stuck in a drink holder, or worse,

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your shirt catches fire in one of those cigarette lighters. Yeah,

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next thing you know, you're both fucking dead.

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Speaker 1: That's a real uh final destination way to go. Oh yeah,

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I mean a lot of dominoes have to fall in

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the right way for that to happen. How did he

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pass away his tee? Well, he was banging and his

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T shirt got stuck in between the clamp of the

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second cigarette lighters. Absolutely crazy. Where does this chart though?

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On the Sea rets Hat scale? A man living in

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his car, hating himself, getting fat, having to break up

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with somebody because he hates himself so much.

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Speaker 2: Normally you get a point five just because you're living

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in your car. But the very fact that he was

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able to still get laid that then brings it back

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down to a zero.

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Speaker 1: So you're it was destitute. You're saying, essentially, oh, you

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know what happened, what happened? You know what's happening. What's happening.

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Oh yeah, he's a big baby. Oh that's what happens.

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Speaker 2: He's a big baby.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, hang on, shut up? Why is this? It's

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so weird? There's okay, if you listen to us to Patreon,

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you know that there's a ghost in here. We know

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that there's a ghost in here. Now that whole audio thing,

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I can't truck it up to really anything other than

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the poultry guys that exists in the studio.

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Speaker 2: Oh that was Hillary.

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Speaker 1: She lives here, Hillary, Yeah, she's a witch.

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Speaker 2: She normally hangs out in the arcade game Golden Tea,

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right right. I don't know. She likes golf or something.

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Maybe that's what her husband likes to do before she

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killed him, so she lives in there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I want to apologize everybody for that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, another reason to go to Patroon. We will be

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covering that the studio was haunted by ghost name Hillary,

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who lives in the Golden t arcade game.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and she killed her husband and I'm excited to

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hear how she died. But we don't have time for

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that right now. We have to get to Asia, who

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would be bestowing upon Scott her last name, making his

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name Scott got Scott. You know, no judgment. People do

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whatever they want to do. But like, that's crazy.

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Speaker 2: I know Karma's going to be mad at me for

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saying this. I think she listens. I don't think I

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don't see them too, get.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I do one you think so?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, And then there'll be those people that are like,

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this is my husband, Scott, Scott, he took my last name,

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and you're at a dinner party like.

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Speaker 2: You.

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Speaker 1: People are nuts but lovely, you know, but they're just

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kind of the kookie kind.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: They're the kind of people that can get in a

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van and drive around for month's sun and shitting in

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buckets and eating tuna fish. It's crazy. Joe and Ellie

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have a good chat. We're at the dinner, Yeah, at

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the dinner, and Ellie says, you know. Upon him realizing

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that this is what their day could have been, she says,

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how could.

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Speaker 2: He chase away good pussy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? How can you chase away good pussy? Which is

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like okay, I mean, okay, wow, that's like, you know,

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like okay, Lil Kim, you know what I mean. So

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Ellie goes full al Pacino insomnia and drags Johnno into

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the bathroom. This guy is so lovely. He he's grown

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on me.

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Speaker 2: I took an episode twelve to go you know what?

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I like you maybe I got we got off on

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the wrong foot.

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Speaker 1: Everyone can go to him and be better for it, Aisha,

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Their their morning hellos are just so warming. Gail can

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go to him with outfit stuff, Ellie can come complain

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about paranoid relationship. He's just steady as a fucking rock,

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that's right, or a cucumber. So the we go dancing.

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She says that is this with the balk and biscuit. Ali,

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uh no, not yet. She says, there's this thing that

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Joe does. He looks at her, they lock eyes. Geez,

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you gotta put up more of a fight than that.

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I mean, that's lots of people look at people. I mean,

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it's it's one of the major ways we look at people,

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you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: You know I miss being young and dumb, Yeah, I

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really do. Yeah, it's a simpler time.

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Speaker 1: You just fucking walk into a wall and bean bag

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right off of it, go take a shot, throw up,

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and have sex with something.

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Speaker 2: Or say stupid things like when we lock eyes. I

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completely forget that. He treats me like shit, right, it's

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so hot?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah miss that. So Gail and Nathan are going

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to go on a date. She's she's very emotional about

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her relationship with Nathan, and we we love Gail. I

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kind of turned a corner with the two of them.

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You know, we were quite cynical about their love and

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still are vans.

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Speaker 2: Oh you have to be their sea rats.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know. I kind of shipped them.

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Speaker 2: Well I do too, but don't. Because a relationship build

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on a foundation of dare I say they were smoochy

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smooch in a little bit before she ended that relationship.

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It's a way to start.

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Speaker 1: Infidelity is never a good thing to break ground on

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right and then build. But sea rat infidelity is I

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mean essentially like building a mansion on a marble.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like building a relationship on a jello. It

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isn't a foundation at all.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll sink into the jell o. Right, All right,

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let's get to the next thing that happens after that.

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We'll talk about an amazing company called Body Smart Fitness.

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The two leads have a seat. Ian is very Michael

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Scott in this moment sitting with Asha. He's in a

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Hawaiian shirt. He's bouncing up and down, and he is

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completely oblivious to the fact fact that the interior of

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this vessel is inoperable.

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Speaker 2: I appreciated Kermit's candor because the most would say, my

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department's great, because you know, they're tech. They're not competing departments,

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but certainly they you know, you'd kind of you don't

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want to admit that your your department is.

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Speaker 1: This is where I don't think that the Robert Green

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has helped you. I mean it's helped you in certain ways.

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But what is what There is literally no competition between

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the two of them in any way, shape or form.

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I don't think so.

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Speaker 2: Well, perhaps just the concept of that being that they

472
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,799
are heads of departments. You wanted to see that they're

473
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,319
both running a tight ship.

474
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I guess Ian could say,

475
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:42,039
you know, look at my guys, they're fine. Look at

476
00:21:42,079 --> 00:21:42,480
her guys.

477
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Speaker 2: But I think she helped him by saying, oh no,

478
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:48,000
my my department's a complete mess, complete mess. It helped him.

479
00:21:48,039 --> 00:21:49,880
That was a good that it's a good kerment.

480
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Speaker 1: And we'll get to it later in the show. But

481
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,440
we continue to do this thing where how Ellie or

482
00:21:55,519 --> 00:22:01,720
excuse me, how cheese has a job. It's getting to

483
00:22:01,759 --> 00:22:05,359
the point where I'm like, they're messing with us. You're

484
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,599
fucking with me, right? How is how is this person

485
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:09,559
still hired on this vessel?

486
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,759
Speaker 2: I like how they framed it, like a few episodes ago,

487
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,240
that she is so on the low end of the

488
00:22:15,319 --> 00:22:16,880
wrong that she's unfirable.

489
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,079
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, Yeah.

490
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:22,880
Speaker 2: There has to be a fireable offense, yeah, at.

491
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Speaker 1: Some point, or you know, a cumulative offense that you

492
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,200
know results in one, one big one. We measure it

493
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,519
as one big offense with all these little kind of

494
00:22:32,759 --> 00:22:36,240
bites at the apple. But yeah, Asha tells Ian that no,

495
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:40,480
I very much want to maime and fire my crew

496
00:22:41,079 --> 00:22:43,440
very badly. I feel horrible for Asha because she's been

497
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:48,559
just crushing it lately. Okay, well, a little bit more.

498
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:52,440
Brion Ellie have a chat wherein she's apologizes for the

499
00:22:52,559 --> 00:22:57,680
whole Joe thing. She apologizes for the entire season really,

500
00:22:57,759 --> 00:23:00,880
and Ellie says that she approached her aggressively to try

501
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:04,279
to break through the defensive shield, which is not really

502
00:23:04,279 --> 00:23:09,960
an apology but quite cathartic. She just then says a

503
00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:15,400
She almost warns Ellie about who Joe is and calls

504
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:16,000
him a flea.

505
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:21,319
Speaker 2: Well, Dylan. They bond over being able to bury the

506
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:25,319
hatchet in multiple past arguments, but also they bond over

507
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,920
having a common enemy temporarily right until one of them

508
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,400
will be being finger banged over a toilet roll in

509
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:36,000
about eight minutes. But at this very moment, right, they're bonded.

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Speaker 2: Alliance that is very short lived. Yes, because Cheese goes

542
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:15,599
to drop a deuce and Joe follows her in the bathroom. Yes,

543
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,039
and he gives her those eyes again.

544
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:21,519
Speaker 1: Yeah. The man she referred to as a flea finds

545
00:25:21,559 --> 00:25:29,359
her in a toilet five minutes after rebranding him as

546
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:34,759
a kind of annoying insect. But those eyes, as you mentioned, Pat,

547
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,440
he's essentially like a medusa, you know.

548
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a snake coming out of his head.

549
00:25:40,319 --> 00:25:41,359
It's those fucking eyes.

550
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's those eyebrows. And when you look at them,

551
00:25:45,759 --> 00:25:48,200
they kind of animate and they start to slither like

552
00:25:48,319 --> 00:25:52,200
slugs and you start stopping. I mean, it's crazy. The

553
00:25:52,279 --> 00:25:56,279
pa this guy has. They hop into the toilet and

554
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:01,960
I'm not really sure what trans I don't I believe.

555
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,960
Speaker 2: Fluids were exchanged.

556
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 1: Fluid I think so, Oh, I don't think he washed

557
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,440
his hands. No, I don't think so, you don't think so.

558
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,920
Now I think what happened was like you know, okay,

559
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:17,400
so like okay, should we do it? Should we do this?

560
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,559
Speaker 2: Well? I don't I do. I will say it seemed

561
00:26:20,599 --> 00:26:22,960
odd because it seemed kind of as gross as it is.

562
00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:24,279
I don't want to have sex in the bath and

563
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:27,599
personally but hot. It was getting hot and heavy in there,

564
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,759
and then suddenly it completely changed.

565
00:26:31,039 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so Joe realized that maybe he wasn't

566
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,160
as full of blood as he wanted to be, and

567
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,160
maybe he looked around at this dark room that smelled

568
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,519
like shit with her leg hiked up on a toilet

569
00:26:44,559 --> 00:26:48,039
almost falling into the bowl, and the blood drained even further,

570
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:50,720
and he was like, you know what it's about day?

571
00:26:51,519 --> 00:26:56,200
And then she really went full I lean Warnos on

572
00:26:56,279 --> 00:26:59,440
him and was like, be a fucking man, or I

573
00:26:59,599 --> 00:27:05,759
will Brie was pissed. Yeah, she was wanted to get

574
00:27:05,839 --> 00:27:07,359
torn away in that bathroom. Yeah.

575
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 2: Women are more selective than men. It's special occasion when

576
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,839
they decide to give it up. Not like us, we'll

577
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:12,880
just throw it into anything.

578
00:27:13,039 --> 00:27:22,160
Speaker 1: Well no, so yeah, that's what happened. We get a

579
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,119
little transparency with Brie. I think we get back in

580
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,880
the vans. I think we've all had this person in

581
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,160
our lives, someone that kind of cranks up the impulsiveness

582
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,960
in you and you become what Breed describes as not

583
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,039
a good human. And that's the state that she's in

584
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,400
right now. We head back to the boat for some nuts.

585
00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:42,759
I was almost sure he was going to go boomerang

586
00:27:43,039 --> 00:27:47,559
right to Ellie. Yeah, because would not put that past

587
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:51,160
him in a second. But alas, we just end the

588
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,680
night with a text from Cheese we should talk in

589
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:54,119
the morning.

590
00:27:54,440 --> 00:28:00,319
Speaker 2: You know, no one ever text and says let's chat

591
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,599
in the morning and it's gonna be something good. Yeah,

592
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,160
No one ever says hey, let's chat and then you

593
00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:08,279
chat with him and go, hey, I wanted to give

594
00:28:08,319 --> 00:28:10,119
you ten thousand dollars.

595
00:28:10,599 --> 00:28:10,759
Speaker 1: Right.

596
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,079
Speaker 2: It always ends up with you sitting in a chair

597
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:17,359
saying you do have ades.

598
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:22,839
Speaker 1: Oh always, it always ends up with you sitting in

599
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,720
a chair saying you do have aids. You do have it?

600
00:28:26,559 --> 00:28:27,039
Speaker 2: Damn its.

601
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,519
Speaker 1: I mean you know what I think we have been

602
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:40,720
incredible today. I mean, it's such a good podcast, dude.

603
00:28:40,759 --> 00:28:42,480
I don't know what it was this morning, Like I

604
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,839
just all day I've been it's such a fog.

605
00:28:45,119 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, I've been. I've been in a crappy mood

606
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,720
today too. Ye feel good now though.

607
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,079
Speaker 1: Meed too. So we wake for the next morning there

608
00:28:53,119 --> 00:28:55,920
are storms on the horizon. I actually love Nathan's little

609
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,759
date idea of rock climbing. That's fun.

610
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,599
Speaker 2: Well, he frames it as he wants to do something

611
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:05,920
that is fun, dangerous, and adventurous, And I was thinking,

612
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,720
why don't you go find out where Gail's boyfriend works,

613
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,279
drive over next to the boat, go hey, Jim, and

614
00:29:12,359 --> 00:29:14,400
then start making out with her because you could get

615
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,079
the same experience out of that.

616
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I think he was he was looking

617
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,519
for something a little safer, but he definitely was like,

618
00:29:20,599 --> 00:29:23,200
what's something that's gonna like bring us closer together? And like,

619
00:29:23,279 --> 00:29:26,160
what what's an activity where I can like just kind

620
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,279
of like stare at her butt for most of the afternoon.

621
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:33,119
And he finds that in rock climbing. But all joking aside,

622
00:29:33,119 --> 00:29:35,640
it's a very cute data, very cute dad there. Okay,

623
00:29:35,759 --> 00:29:38,559
so cheese heads into the laundry room, chatting on the

624
00:29:38,599 --> 00:29:39,519
phone with a friend.

625
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, all this is all right. So you thought Sandy

626
00:29:43,759 --> 00:29:46,319
laid the hammer down on those charter guests last episode,

627
00:29:46,759 --> 00:29:51,559
Boy put down the phone basically orders her to I was,

628
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:53,799
and by the way, she Cheese deserves it. I just

629
00:29:53,839 --> 00:29:54,880
think she should be fired.

630
00:29:55,519 --> 00:30:02,559
Speaker 1: Cheese walks in to a laundry room in complete disrepair,

631
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:10,079
talking on speaker to a friend now while Sandy is

632
00:30:10,319 --> 00:30:15,160
ironing her own very hideous orange garment. But the fact

633
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,200
that this happened, this is where I'm looking at this,

634
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:21,200
and I'm wondering, are you fucking with me? Because she

635
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:26,480
feels so comfortable in her mediocrity that she's just I mean,

636
00:30:26,759 --> 00:30:29,039
I don't blame her. She's been doing this the entire

637
00:30:29,079 --> 00:30:33,039
season and there's really been nothing punitive sent her way whatsoever.

638
00:30:33,279 --> 00:30:35,359
Speaker 2: I think if we ever get a reunion out of

639
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,119
these people, which we never do anymore, Yeah, they'd say

640
00:30:38,359 --> 00:30:40,400
all she was really bad at was laundry. She kind

641
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:43,359
of got her shit together with doing the cabins and

642
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,759
good with service. This was the one thing that people

643
00:30:46,799 --> 00:30:48,880
were focusing on, is how horrible she is here.

644
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,039
Speaker 1: Well, we have a conversation with her for the one

645
00:30:51,119 --> 00:30:53,920
hundred and eleventh time. I was going to say, Nathan

646
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,759
heads up to us, Sandy if he can take Gale

647
00:30:55,759 --> 00:30:58,599
off the boat. And this is honestly, when I was thinking,

648
00:30:58,799 --> 00:31:04,079
is he kind of like is he cute? Nate? Not

649
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:09,039
like aesthetically, I'm just like, is he a little cutie pie?

650
00:31:09,119 --> 00:31:11,240
I mean he said he was getting nervous about iving

651
00:31:11,319 --> 00:31:12,200
like is he cutie?

652
00:31:12,279 --> 00:31:13,079
Speaker 2: He's a cutie pie?

653
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:13,319
Speaker 1: Deal.

654
00:31:13,359 --> 00:31:16,319
Speaker 2: But let me remind you about five episodes ago, when uh,

655
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,039
I don't know, a producer asked him, how do you

656
00:31:18,079 --> 00:31:20,160
feel about her having a boyfriend? And he basically, I

657
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:20,839
don't give a fuck.

658
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said, fuck that guy.

659
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 2: Fuck that guy.

660
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,519
Speaker 1: Yeah. So maybe he's not cutie pie. Maybe he's Maybe

661
00:31:26,559 --> 00:31:27,519
he's just a fucking.

662
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 2: Serru Also, Nathan, maybe you listen, Maybe you don't. Maybe

663
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,000
some of his family does. You should go see a

664
00:31:33,079 --> 00:31:36,240
hair specialist. You are going bald. I'm sorry you are.

665
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 1: He is.

666
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,759
Speaker 2: I don't want him to lose his hair before, you know, because.

667
00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 1: A lot of guys, you have to be proactive about it.

668
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,440
You got to be proactive, right, all right? So hi

669
00:31:46,599 --> 00:31:50,839
key Fiasco Johno doesn't want Brett to get fired, and

670
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:54,160
he's doing his best to be like, you know, figure

671
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,119
the fuck out out getting together can't be completely incompetent.

672
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,400
Sandy calls a shout at the bridge who wants to

673
00:31:59,519 --> 00:32:01,759
know much to show a show where she's going to

674
00:32:01,839 --> 00:32:05,279
propose to her fiance and it's very adorable. But I'm thinking,

675
00:32:05,359 --> 00:32:07,440
are we going to talk about cheese and laundry for

676
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,640
the one hundred and eleventh time? Because this is insane?

677
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,039
What just took place? Well, they get to that bri

678
00:32:12,279 --> 00:32:16,480
is in the movie Clueless right now, she's Alicia Silverstone

679
00:32:16,559 --> 00:32:19,279
walking around this boat just lighting shit on fire and

680
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:23,039
going shopping, and they're just like, we, what are we

681
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:26,759
gonna do? Maybe fire her? I don't know. I mean, listen,

682
00:32:26,839 --> 00:32:29,599
she's fun. I don't necessarily I don't want her to

683
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,400
get fired for the show, but it's just crazy that

684
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:37,440
the boat didn't fire anyways, dead horse. She speaks to

685
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,240
Asha about this and says, I want you to find

686
00:32:39,279 --> 00:32:42,799
out a way to get her through the season because

687
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:49,519
you are standing for all of your meals. This is where,

688
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,920
like again, I like Brion the show. I think Bree's great,

689
00:32:53,039 --> 00:32:57,039
but as this is an actual work environment, how are

690
00:32:57,079 --> 00:33:02,440
you looking at Asha, not sleeping, not eating, working way

691
00:33:02,559 --> 00:33:05,680
too hard, having to do fifty different things that she's

692
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,839
not supposed to be doing, already understaffed, and not solve

693
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:12,119
the problem. Mmmm, it's it's nuts to me.

694
00:33:12,279 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 2: Well, maybe they take a page from my book. I

695
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,480
never liked firing somebody. I always felt bad for him,

696
00:33:18,519 --> 00:33:19,839
even when they fucking deserved it.

697
00:33:20,359 --> 00:33:22,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that could be a little bit of you're

698
00:33:22,279 --> 00:33:22,960
a little sweety pie.

699
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:23,759
Speaker 2: I'm a sweety pie.

700
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:24,359
Speaker 1: Yeah.

701
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 2: So, hey, don't we have a new stew coming on?

702
00:33:27,759 --> 00:33:30,680
Wasn't that teased last week? It's a pretty cute blonde

703
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,960
named Carrie. I think, yeah, she's uh, they got to

704
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:33,720
fire someone.

705
00:33:33,519 --> 00:33:38,079
Speaker 1: Then she's already sure fucking from Liverpool or something. Oh great,

706
00:33:39,519 --> 00:33:41,039
Why do you say it was so much distained?

707
00:33:41,279 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 2: Oh I'm not in love with that accent.

708
00:33:43,599 --> 00:33:44,519
Speaker 1: Okay, it's tough.

709
00:33:44,599 --> 00:33:46,839
Speaker 2: I love this new season of Love is Blind UK.

710
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,920
It's Dylan. It's really good. You should enjoy it now

711
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,279
that you don't have to take notes on it or

712
00:33:51,319 --> 00:33:51,759
recap it.

713
00:33:51,839 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 1: It's so much more and people want us to recover

714
00:33:54,039 --> 00:33:58,039
it so badly. But guys, Love Is Blind is a

715
00:33:58,279 --> 00:34:01,799
gauntlet of work. It's just, you know, we can't do

716
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,799
it all right, So Gail is heading out for the day.

717
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,719
I love John of the resident gay vital men in

718
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:12,840
women's lives. They are not attracted to them. There's complete security,

719
00:34:13,039 --> 00:34:15,400
and they can tell them honestly that jacket is not

720
00:34:15,559 --> 00:34:18,760
going to work. You know. You you need that, you do,

721
00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:23,199
because it's hard for men who are in relationships with

722
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:27,800
women to be as blunt as is sometimes necessary.

723
00:34:29,079 --> 00:34:31,840
Speaker 2: Women almost enjoy being critiqued by gay guys.

724
00:34:32,199 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 1: Yeah my god, I look like shit? Yeah, why yeah?

725
00:34:35,559 --> 00:34:37,360
Speaker 2: They love it. Can you imagine a husband telling her that,

726
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,880
I don't know if that eyeline is working on you tonight.

727
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,559
She's like, what, we nott that?

728
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:48,039
Speaker 1: But I had a gay moment the other day and it,

729
00:34:48,519 --> 00:34:51,679
you know, one gay moment, one slip up, and now

730
00:34:52,039 --> 00:34:54,440
you know, the families are laughing about it, and it's

731
00:34:54,519 --> 00:34:57,480
turned into this whole thing. But my wife walked downstairs

732
00:34:57,599 --> 00:34:59,559
and I don't know what came over me, but I said,

733
00:34:59,599 --> 00:35:03,199
oh my god, why is your hair so flat? And

734
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:06,480
uh and yeah that was my game moment. But but

735
00:35:06,599 --> 00:35:08,559
her hair was flat. Okay, here you go. She has

736
00:35:08,679 --> 00:35:10,880
voluminous hair. But something was going on that day, and

737
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:11,920
I apologize, so.

738
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 2: The preference sheet meeting.

739
00:35:15,639 --> 00:35:20,639
Speaker 1: Well, we mentioned that Johna' is the MVP of the season.

740
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,119
Speaker 2: Well, I wouldn't say he's the MVP. Oh, I was

741
00:35:23,159 --> 00:35:24,400
been doing an okay job lately.

742
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:28,519
Speaker 1: I would say he's the MVP this season. I'm so sorry,

743
00:35:28,559 --> 00:35:30,280
I'm skipping so far ahead of my nose.

744
00:35:30,519 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 2: We're at the preference sheet meeting.

745
00:35:32,039 --> 00:35:34,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, preference sheet meeting, O friend sheet.

746
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 2: May These are getting shorter and shorter. I remember these

747
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,199
affairs used to at least take up two minutes of

748
00:35:40,199 --> 00:35:43,519
an episode. Yeah, not anymore. No, it's twenty eight seconds.

749
00:35:43,639 --> 00:35:44,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.

750
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,519
Speaker 2: They just give who the primary are and what they

751
00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:48,920
do and what they want.

752
00:35:49,079 --> 00:35:52,360
Speaker 1: Well, the primary is going to be Pamela Duke, a

753
00:35:52,559 --> 00:35:57,840
nautical jewelry line. She is the owner of. These vacations

754
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:03,159
are getting way cheaper. How do you make that much

755
00:36:03,199 --> 00:36:06,320
money with a nautical themed jewelry line that sounds like

756
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:10,559
a neighborhood gals event in like a Florida retirement community.

757
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,199
Speaker 2: That seems like a fun website that you and your

758
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,239
husband put together. Yeah, and you show up to flea

759
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:20,280
markets just this yeah yeah, yeah, but yeah, a flourishing

760
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,079
business that pays for a yacht trip. You're not John Legend.

761
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,280
Speaker 1: Very confusing. So they're going to be stuck at the dock, obviously,

762
00:36:26,519 --> 00:36:29,639
because that happens probably one out of every four charters.

763
00:36:30,639 --> 00:36:38,079
So rock climbing very cute, gale, very hot. I don't know,

764
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,239
I kind of love the two of them.

765
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was fun. Sye in the six and nine

766
00:36:42,559 --> 00:36:45,039
year old scale, those walls making him look like a

767
00:36:45,079 --> 00:36:45,760
complete whimp.

768
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it's too scary. You know. I was at

769
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,440
a summer camp when I was a boy and there

770
00:36:51,519 --> 00:36:54,960
was a child who had stated that he was too

771
00:36:55,039 --> 00:36:58,039
scared to rock climb, and you know, all the kids

772
00:36:58,119 --> 00:37:01,239
and the counselors were kind of engaging in this, like

773
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,440
you need to push past your fearest kind of mindset,

774
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,159
and they were wrong to do so, because that child

775
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,119
got to the top and he was so scared that

776
00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:10,840
he could not belay down, but he was scared enough

777
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:14,719
to begin shitting. Oh that's right. Shit flew down from

778
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:17,719
the heide of the wall and splattered onto the ground.

779
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,440
And he was ridiculed for the rest of the summer.

780
00:37:19,559 --> 00:37:21,199
And I don't know what happened to him.

781
00:37:21,119 --> 00:37:23,320
Speaker 2: But well, I bet when he was probably like twenty

782
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,480
four He's like, Wow, enough times past. I bet I

783
00:37:26,559 --> 00:37:28,599
bet everyone that was there on that faithful day has

784
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,239
forgotten that horrible memory.

785
00:37:30,679 --> 00:37:31,119
Speaker 1: But not you.

786
00:37:31,679 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 2: No, no, no, we never forget something like that. I

787
00:37:34,039 --> 00:37:37,480
have also had a calming story eighth grade Dale Dimeontopolis,

788
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,519
who was also our high school football coach. You piece

789
00:37:39,559 --> 00:37:42,519
of shit. I hope you're Dad Keith.

790
00:37:42,639 --> 00:37:44,079
Speaker 1: He could say that about a lot of people.

791
00:37:44,119 --> 00:37:46,639
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't. And Dale, who's the gym coach,

792
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:50,239
the forty year old gym coach, and I'm fourteen or however,

793
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,960
eighth grader is I'm holding a rope. It's called top roping.

794
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,960
When people climb, you have to have someone holding it.

795
00:37:56,519 --> 00:37:58,320
I'm holding it, but the guy is so fat. This

796
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:02,960
kid fill up kind of let's go out of my hand,

797
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,519
and I kind of still I hold on. He doesn't

798
00:38:04,559 --> 00:38:05,840
like fall to break his neck or anything, but he

799
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:09,800
definitely falls. Dail Time Atopless comes over, puts his finger

800
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,960
in my face and says, you're an idiot. What the

801
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,119
hell you doing? Like, you're an idiot. You're an idiot.

802
00:38:15,599 --> 00:38:19,280
You're a forty year old here, You're an idiot. God,

803
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,320
I hope he's dead. I hate that guy.

804
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, he really impacted your life.

805
00:38:27,599 --> 00:38:29,639
Speaker 2: He's the guy who grabbed my football helmet and swung

806
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,480
me around in front of like eighty other adults that

807
00:38:32,599 --> 00:38:35,519
didn't file charges against him. He would be spending a

808
00:38:35,599 --> 00:38:36,800
night in jail for what he did to me.

809
00:38:37,599 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, all right, do you want to find him

810
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:41,280
and kill him?

811
00:38:43,199 --> 00:38:44,760
Speaker 2: I think I prank phone called him when I was

812
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:45,559
like twenty three.

813
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 1: Well, dude, listen up, I think better than you know

814
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,840
going out to wherever he lives and murdering him. I think,

815
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,920
you know, the two of us maybe want to do

816
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,039
a little docs and find his telephone number and just

817
00:38:57,119 --> 00:38:59,320
kind of jerky boys him. Yeah you know what I mean,

818
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,360
We'll do that. You took my dog a bit, but

819
00:39:04,599 --> 00:39:06,159
without the Indian accent.

820
00:39:06,559 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 2: I like that.

821
00:39:07,159 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay. So Joe and She's have a chat.

822
00:39:10,039 --> 00:39:12,239
I guess you can call that a chat. This was

823
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,360
very vague boundary setting.

824
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,159
Speaker 2: Very vague because she doesn't want any boundaries. She said,

825
00:39:17,199 --> 00:39:20,039
please don't text me, don't contact me, leave me alone.

826
00:39:20,079 --> 00:39:22,199
And then when we get her alone, she's a little

827
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:25,440
cheeky and it's like, well, that wouldn't be bummed if

828
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,800
he breaks those rules, right, Okay, those are not boundaries.

829
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,320
Speaker 1: Those are not boundaries. So nothing was accomplished at all.

830
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,119
You didn't need to send a text. Let's talk in

831
00:39:32,159 --> 00:39:34,119
the morning, because you guys were going to talk about nothing.

832
00:39:34,199 --> 00:39:37,800
And she says that she wants to stop and that

833
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:41,400
she needs him to help her stop. Well, she's let

834
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:45,519
me give you a little piece of advice. Depending on

835
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,400
him to help you stop is a little bit like

836
00:39:48,519 --> 00:39:53,039
depending on eighth grade pat to belay down a fat kid.

837
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,440
It's just not going to happen. Somebody's gonna shit their

838
00:39:56,480 --> 00:40:00,559
pants or break their neck or get banged. I mean,

839
00:40:01,119 --> 00:40:03,480
you know, I don't know, but we'll see what happens.

840
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:07,400
Ashia teaches Ellie how to do laundry on the sixth Charter,

841
00:40:07,679 --> 00:40:10,280
and Joe says that he doesn't care about what he

842
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:14,880
did to Ellie. He is not interested. Very cool dude,

843
00:40:16,119 --> 00:40:21,920
very very cool. No regrets, bro, no regrets, had to blast.

844
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,920
Just a fucking cool guy. I think. So Nathan and

845
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,920
Gale get back little kissy little Oh my god, did

846
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,480
I say I like him? Okay, all right, I've had enough.

847
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:37,559
You know we can That's it, right, we don't need

848
00:40:37,639 --> 00:40:39,800
to do this. Let's get to the next day it

849
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,880
is raining cats and dogs.

850
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,679
Speaker 2: Now it's a medicane, not a hurricane of medicane.

851
00:40:49,519 --> 00:40:53,559
Speaker 1: Doesn't even get me started. We started the season on

852
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,800
this trailer park yacht with one of the cabins already

853
00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:00,679
flooding and leaking. Do we have another one flooding and

854
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,000
leaking or is it the same one?

855
00:41:02,559 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 2: I think it's a different one. Well, you know what

856
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,199
they did say that that was a hose that they'd plugged,

857
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,039
could in fact be that same leaky hose?

858
00:41:10,119 --> 00:41:12,519
Speaker 1: Well, Sandy says, when you take on this much water,

859
00:41:12,639 --> 00:41:13,519
it can sink the boat.

860
00:41:14,679 --> 00:41:17,519
Speaker 2: I think that was overstated. Can it was an overstated I.

861
00:41:17,519 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 1: Mean, you're the captain, but this is quite a large boat. Yeah.

862
00:41:22,639 --> 00:41:27,360
Speaker 2: I don't think a bathtub sized volume of water could

863
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:28,400
sink this motherfucker.

864
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 1: I mean, so very poorly built chip if it could. Yeah,

865
00:41:32,079 --> 00:41:34,440
So we find out the reason for the leak. It

866
00:41:34,599 --> 00:41:37,440
was literally just a hose that was spraying water everywhere,

867
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:41,679
an evil hose. Now, JOHNO, we learned a little bit

868
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:46,239
about him. He used to show jump, which is you know, obviously,

869
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:48,960
I mean, the man is magical. He's a magical gay man.

870
00:41:49,039 --> 00:41:51,880
And I'm gonna say it again MVP of the season.

871
00:41:52,079 --> 00:41:54,679
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, since they declined us on talking

872
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:56,679
to Cheese, maybe my next go round, I'll ask to

873
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:57,199
talk to John.

874
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 1: I'd love to talk to Johnto. Okay, so the guests arrive,

875
00:42:00,599 --> 00:42:03,000
we're going to be doing some sushi things for them,

876
00:42:03,079 --> 00:42:06,480
some salmon Bellini's and some unagi and whatnot. But first

877
00:42:07,079 --> 00:42:11,559
Sandy's got to have a chat with them. Welcome to

878
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:17,760
your dream vacation. Here, your neighborhood jewelry line with seals

879
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,199
and shit is going gangbusters. We're happy to have you.

880
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:26,719
You are not going to be leaving the docs now. Honestly,

881
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,159
I thought they handled it really well. She was just like,

882
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:31,880
where's my booze? And then was like, it's not your fault, sweetie,

883
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:32,920
it's it's the gods.

884
00:42:33,079 --> 00:42:36,280
Speaker 2: I didn't appreciate the male member of the group that

885
00:42:36,519 --> 00:42:39,280
said the nonsensical thing, Well, you don't you don't pay

886
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:43,280
to be on the yacht. You pay to be off it. No, actually,

887
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,679
you're you're paying to be on it.

888
00:42:45,039 --> 00:42:47,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, mostly on it, most mostly on it.

889
00:42:47,679 --> 00:42:49,079
Speaker 2: There's one very stupid thing to say.

890
00:42:49,199 --> 00:42:52,199
Speaker 1: There's one man that looks like a gay scarecrow. Sandy

891
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:53,559
behind her did you see that guy?

892
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:55,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, a couple of weird looking people.

893
00:42:56,079 --> 00:42:58,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had like a rainbow polo, like an Elton

894
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,440
John polo on and then his face looked like, I

895
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,920
don't know, like something from Attack on Titan. It was.

896
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 2: Age is a that was on that horrific.

897
00:43:10,039 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 1: I didn't need to say that that's okay. I mean

898
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:17,039
it's ridiculous. So the roles fly up. This is your roles,

899
00:43:17,639 --> 00:43:17,920
I think.

900
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 2: So they like the lunch.

901
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,519
Speaker 1: The preferences are paid attention to. There is one person

902
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:24,079
that cannot have raw fish. This looks like it. Well

903
00:43:24,119 --> 00:43:28,719
wear it's ugly head. Later perhaps we'll have a dead charter.

904
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,280
Guess for that, maybe you could.

905
00:43:30,119 --> 00:43:32,440
Speaker 2: Have killed someone. That might be where he gets his

906
00:43:32,519 --> 00:43:35,760
walking papers. But first, Dylan, they all head out for

907
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:39,159
that wine taste e in a hurricane. I don't think

908
00:43:39,199 --> 00:43:44,480
the wine tasting establishment is open, but called it crazy, Yeah,

909
00:43:44,599 --> 00:43:46,519
but I thought it was interesting that the primary at

910
00:43:46,559 --> 00:43:49,320
some point yells in the van, I want to I

911
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:50,599
want to go back, turn back.

912
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 1: Hi. We just want to call and see if you

913
00:43:53,039 --> 00:43:55,519
guys were open, because I know there's like three feet

914
00:43:55,519 --> 00:43:57,039
of rain right now, but we just wanted to see

915
00:43:57,039 --> 00:43:58,920
if you guys were still for some reason, like pouring

916
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,800
wine for people, and they're like, uh, yeah, we're open,

917
00:44:03,199 --> 00:44:05,400
and then you're like why.

918
00:44:07,599 --> 00:44:07,760
Speaker 2: How?

919
00:44:09,639 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 1: But yes, the drive to the winery is far too perilous,

920
00:44:13,079 --> 00:44:16,760
especially knowing that these roads are only going to accumulate

921
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,599
more water and we're going to be driving back in

922
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:23,960
full blown fucking Jumanji. We end with more leaks and

923
00:44:24,119 --> 00:44:26,840
a to be continued card.

924
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 2: Hey, oh we're not coming back next week. Oh thank

925
00:44:31,079 --> 00:44:32,760
oh it's to thank God.

926
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:37,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing that really ever happens on below deck is

927
00:44:37,599 --> 00:44:41,400
worthy of a to be continued card, but definitely not this.

928
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:43,960
You know, you guys have to use these more sparingly.

929
00:44:44,039 --> 00:44:46,480
Getting the iTunes range reviews five stars, kind words. We

930
00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:49,880
love you guys so much. Follow us on the Instagram,

931
00:44:50,519 --> 00:44:56,039
the Tiktokies, the youtubes, Thepatreon dot com, Sash another podcast network.

932
00:44:56,079 --> 00:44:58,519
We love you guys. I'm dying saying goodbye, pat say goodbye.

933
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:07,960
Where it is the distance, the distance in distant