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<v Speaker 1>And he's out for a couple of hours.

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<v Speaker 2>Not me.

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<v Speaker 1>I just started the show. We haven't said anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, it's it's Mike Aja and everything is a bit

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<v Speaker 2>episode number thirty eight, back at you two weeks in

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<v Speaker 2>a row.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, we got a streak going. Isn't that like the awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Like the Yankees a couple of games.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, unfortunately that's how streak of their own going, which

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<v Speaker 2>we won't talk about. Lots going on as usual.

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<v Speaker 1>Path.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to talk to you about Howard though I

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<v Speaker 2>know you spent a bunch of time on Famous the

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<v Speaker 2>Bitch telling old stories, but we both.

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<v Speaker 3>Have a huge story. It's a huge story.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we both have really interesting perspectives on.

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<v Speaker 3>You're a big boss in the radio world, so you

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<v Speaker 3>know the numbers, you know the analytics of what how

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<v Speaker 3>powerful his station was and is it is it correct

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<v Speaker 3>to say it was the it was the best most

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<v Speaker 3>popular radio show of all time ever in the world.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't imagine the show being bigger than how it's done.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it was a five hour show, right, so you're right,

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<v Speaker 2>Rush would be the thing that I might compared to it,

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<v Speaker 2>but very very different things.

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<v Speaker 1>But both Look what Howard did so we're.

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<v Speaker 2>Both we're in the entertainment business. You were actually a

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<v Speaker 2>part of the show. We saw it from sort of

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<v Speaker 2>the inside perspective of me as running a business in

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<v Speaker 2>that industry, you being a part of the show. But also,

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<v Speaker 2>I think both of us major fans of the show,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's such an incredible story looking at him, because

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<v Speaker 2>here is a guy that made his name taking on

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<v Speaker 2>the establishment. I mean, the show was counterculture, anti establishment

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<v Speaker 2>in your face.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody was fair game.

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<v Speaker 2>There was no such thing as a tactless joke. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>there was nothing that wouldn't be done in the name

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<v Speaker 2>of entertainment.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it was amazing and and with people I've said

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<v Speaker 3>this many times, but when you get inside the show

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<v Speaker 3>and you're in the guts of the show, and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>sitting on that little area, Benji Brons to my right,

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<v Speaker 3>Fred Norris to my left, I'm in the chair of

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<v Speaker 3>the Jackie chair. How it Lobbin's across the room in

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<v Speaker 3>the glass booth. And what people don't know is as

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<v Speaker 3>seventy five percent of the jokes, how it says, come

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<v Speaker 3>from Fred or Benji and Jackiey. And what they do

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<v Speaker 3>is they there's piece of paper, they quickly he's on

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<v Speaker 3>the phone with somebody. They'll write these jokes. They put

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<v Speaker 3>it in a tray. How It had a computer camera

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<v Speaker 3>to look at the tray, and on his laptop he

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<v Speaker 3>would see the joke and he'd fire out Fred's joke, well,

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<v Speaker 3>Benji's joke. These guys was so fast that I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>even run right because I couldn't get in there, so

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<v Speaker 3>I just talked. He kept my mic open. But Howard

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't say as much as people think he does from

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<v Speaker 3>his own head. And I know he's right. I know

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<v Speaker 3>he's very intelligent. But during those days, it was fast, fast,

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<v Speaker 3>fast joke writing, just blinding speed.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was I mean, it was so freaking funny.

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<v Speaker 3>And he's like, it was like a little boy. When

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<v Speaker 3>you're there, he's like a little boy. Like he'll put

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<v Speaker 3>the call on mute and just put his face in

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<v Speaker 3>his hands and laugh because you know, he can't believe

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<v Speaker 3>it's going this great. Or he'd shout out to us

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<v Speaker 3>where a guy couldn't hear how great? Like he just

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<v Speaker 3>like a little kid. He loved to get those. He

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<v Speaker 3>wanted people to squirm all the time. And if you

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<v Speaker 3>could swirm with him and stay at your feet. Then

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<v Speaker 3>he loved you, you know, he loved that you can

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<v Speaker 3>go punch for punch, pounds it down. Yeah, but you know,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, you just look, he's seventy one years old.

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<v Speaker 3>I met him thirty one years ago, his fortieth birthday party.

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<v Speaker 3>We're all different now at seventy one years old. Even

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<v Speaker 3>at sixty five, you can't keep speaking about sex and

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<v Speaker 3>the way he used to. His daughters were getting older.

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<v Speaker 3>They didn't like what they were hearing from him. I

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<v Speaker 3>think one's gay. Actually, not that it matters, but you know,

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<v Speaker 3>he made fun of everybody. Everybody was fair game. But

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<v Speaker 3>Marcy Turk, that's the woman who came into his life

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<v Speaker 3>and changed everything. She gave him a book. I can't

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<v Speaker 3>remember the title, but it was a whole thing about

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<v Speaker 3>getting rid of the bad mojo of your past. Marci Turk,

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like she saw the future. Maybe it was

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<v Speaker 3>way before me too, but she sensed that how's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>get cut down if he continues to talk like that

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<v Speaker 3>and have guests that speak like that, and then have

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<v Speaker 3>video out there with him in blackface and you know,

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<v Speaker 3>talking about Andemima and Mama Lukububu day and all this

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<v Speaker 3>black stuff. It was. I mean, it was NonStop. Don't

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<v Speaker 3>forget that he had the Channel nine show, then the

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<v Speaker 3>E Show. It was like a triple prong attack for years.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and they were just so outrageous. Look, it was

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<v Speaker 1>such a phenomenon when it happened first in afternoon radio

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<v Speaker 1>and then in morning drive radio in New York.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, I'm in the ad business, and so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going from advertising agency to advertising agency, radio station

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<v Speaker 1>All day long.

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<v Speaker 2>And because he started the show so damn early, and

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<v Speaker 2>because you know morning traditional morning driving radio is for

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<v Speaker 2>a show to go from six am to ten am,

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<v Speaker 2>Stern routinely bled all the way to eleven thirty. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean he stayed on the air an extra hour hour

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<v Speaker 2>and a half. Everywhere you went. If you went in

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<v Speaker 2>an office building, you could hear multiple radios, multiple radios

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<v Speaker 2>blasting Stern in the same office building. If you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know what happened on the show that day or the

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<v Speaker 2>day before, you couldn't contribute to the conversation going on

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<v Speaker 2>in the office because it came from something he did

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<v Speaker 2>on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>It was that big of a cultural phenomenon. And then

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<v Speaker 1>this was.

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<v Speaker 2>Just brilliant the way that it was done. So the

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<v Speaker 2>company that owned k Rock in New York at the

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<v Speaker 2>time was called Infinity Broadcasting and mel Karmezan was the CEO.

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<v Speaker 2>And there were so been so many mergers and sales

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<v Speaker 2>and everything in the radio industry that that name disappeared

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<v Speaker 2>a long time ago. But they owned a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>stations in the country, across the country, and they began

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<v Speaker 2>to take Howard and syndicate him self, syndicate him to

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<v Speaker 2>other stations they owned in others cities, and in each city,

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<v Speaker 2>he would set his sights on the big morning show

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<v Speaker 2>talent in that city and his objective and he would

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<v Speaker 2>get the fans involved in this.

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<v Speaker 1>His objective was to destroy.

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<v Speaker 2>So John Debella was the number was the number one

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<v Speaker 1>They were my client. I used to sell the station.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to get huge ad rates for WMMR in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning. And you know, everybody thinks they're industry. Philadelphia

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<v Speaker 2>is different. Debella's an institution. You can't stearns. What works

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<v Speaker 2>in New York isn't gonna work in Philly. Blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>It took like six months for Howard to rip de

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<v Speaker 1>Bella apart, and there were fifteen other jocks of that

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<v Speaker 1>stature in other markets, including Mark and Brian in LA,

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<v Speaker 2>And everybody thought, now, Mark and Brian's a different show,

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<v Speaker 2>it's more cerebral. They it's just it's not. Stearn's too different.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not going to work in La blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it took him whatever. Maybe it took three

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<v Speaker 1>rating books for him to destroy Mark and Brian.

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<v Speaker 2>So he did this systematically, had the top show in

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<v Speaker 1>Chicago, in Dallas, in LA, in Washington, d C. Everywhere

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<v Speaker 2>He took on the top DJ in that market and

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<v Speaker 2>crushed him in six to twelve months.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of those DJs shit, a lot of them

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<v Speaker 3>are too big for them riches, and they didn't see

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<v Speaker 3>it coming. Like John develop, I think developed started to be.

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<v Speaker 3>I think he began it. I like I used to

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<v Speaker 3>listen to de Bello when he did w l R. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it was the fact that but didn't didn't his wife

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<v Speaker 3>die or something or Howard or.

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<v Speaker 2>Like Howard put her on Howard set her up on

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<v Speaker 2>a date on his TV show Unforgetivable you, No.

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<v Speaker 1>It was it was he. He didn't want to just

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<v Speaker 1>be that person.

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<v Speaker 2>He wanted to completely humiliate them and destroy their lives.

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<v Speaker 3>Funeral parties in the streets.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 2>Once he beat the first rating book he got where

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<v Speaker 2>he beat that former top show, he would hold a

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<v Speaker 2>funeral for so that, for that, had a funeral for

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<v Speaker 2>Mark and Bryan at a funeral.

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<v Speaker 1>For fun development. I mean, it was. It was a phenomenon.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know, I know he didn't well I know

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<v Speaker 3>he didn't like them, but Opie and Anthony was huge too.

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<v Speaker 3>In the same building as Howard when I used to

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<v Speaker 3>work to go on the show, and as great as month,

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<v Speaker 3>as wonderful as he is as a guy, he's like Trump.

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<v Speaker 3>If he doesn't like you, that's it. It's hatred to

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<v Speaker 3>the to the point where he instruct to the people

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<v Speaker 3>in that building that Mark, Opie and Anthony cannot walk

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<v Speaker 3>down the same hall he walks down in the morning

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<v Speaker 3>when he's coming to work or leave you. And if

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<v Speaker 3>they did, if they accidentally did, Howard would throw his

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<v Speaker 3>ship fit. You had to. You couldn't look at him.

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<v Speaker 3>This is opiing Anthony, not not the stand but I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>that's such a it's he's such a hard person to

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<v Speaker 3>figure out because he loves to laugh and have fun

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<v Speaker 3>and then he does ship like that, then he goes

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<v Speaker 3>off on the rail. And I think Trump is right

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<v Speaker 3>when when he said that, when he when Howard ignores

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<v Speaker 3>Hillary Clinton, that's when things began to go downhill for him.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it came before that because that the show changed.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think it really came part of for me, part of

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<v Speaker 2>what I loved about him was there was all that

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<v Speaker 2>irreverence and all that anti establishment, but he was also

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<v Speaker 2>in love with Alison and the girls and and and

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<v Speaker 2>the movie was was really all about his love affair

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<v Speaker 2>with Alison and his life right. And so the very

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<v Speaker 2>first thing he did to me that turned his back

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<v Speaker 2>completely on the audience that had been so loyal to

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<v Speaker 2>him was leaving Alison, uh for for Beth, And I thought,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, yes, there's the cmo at at serious XM

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<v Speaker 2>then had a big impact on him, But I think

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<v Speaker 2>it was Beth that had the huge impact on him.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at if you think about.

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<v Speaker 2>This, this is like you and I wake it up

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<v Speaker 2>tomorrow and finding out that our buddy Kenny Wood was

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<v Speaker 2>now uh, the political equivalent of AOC No.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>It is that radical a transformation in you know, so,

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<v Speaker 2>which was the lie then or now?

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<v Speaker 1>Or are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you that really that weak? That one person completely

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<v Speaker 2>took over your mind? I mean they completely changed who

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<v Speaker 2>you are and you left behind these legions of fans

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<v Speaker 2>history in my mind, It's just that I can't think

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<v Speaker 1>In what you do in your left.

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<v Speaker 4>For one day you you stand against everything the establishment

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<v Speaker 3>Know, well, I can't. I can't hate him because I

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<v Speaker 3>loved him. I can't hate him. I don't like so

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<v Speaker 3>that guy's dead though, Oh the guy you love? I know,

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<v Speaker 3>I know. And I used to say, I used to

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<v Speaker 3>make the metaphor of the analogy that we all thought

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<v Speaker 3>cool crowd, because he was a nerd. For his whole life,

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<v Speaker 3>And I think that that's a really good analogy that

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<v Speaker 3>I just that the book that Marcy Turk gave was

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<v Speaker 3>up in his head that he no more Gilbert Godfred

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<v Speaker 3>on the show, no more already, no more Craig Gas,

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<v Speaker 3>no more me to a lesser degree. Several others too,

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<v Speaker 3>banned because Marcy didn't like what we brought and we

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<v Speaker 3>got out of Howard so Bes had a partner Marcy did,

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<v Speaker 3>and just old age and bitterness. I don't know why

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<v Speaker 3>you're bitter, making five hundred million dollars unbelievable, but well,

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<v Speaker 1>Do you say bitterness? Where did where did that come from?

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<v Speaker 3>Howard's bitter. He's bitter about about a lot of things.

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<v Speaker 3>He's better looking, he's still in therapy four days a week.

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<v Speaker 3>He should have a he should follow lawsuit against the

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<v Speaker 3>doctors they can't fix him in thirty five years. It's unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 3>Three times a week he's talking to his drink.

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<v Speaker 2>No, wait, so does he Because I don't pay he's

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<v Speaker 1>I don't so I don't. I don't pay any attention

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<v Speaker 2>No from the day that he crossed the line. But

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<v Speaker 2>does he does he talk bad about old Howard? Does

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<v Speaker 2>he express all kinds of regret for, you know, being

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<v Speaker 2>next fight led for the fourteenth Street Bridge. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>that that was that was freaking Howard.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember he didn't write that. You got to remember

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<v Speaker 3>these things, like Fred.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but this is me the listener, Okay, so dedicated

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<v Speaker 1>Drove way out of my way to go to go

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<v Speaker 1>to Legend Porsche.

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<v Speaker 2>AUTI Sob Sterling to buy a freaking SOB from Fat

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<v Speaker 2>Wayne Seagulls.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I bought my bought sab from Fat Wayne Seagull.

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<v Speaker 3>You did.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that, And I was at the time.

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<v Speaker 2>I was living in an autful center and there was

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<v Speaker 1>Not far away.

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<v Speaker 2>But instead I drove all the way to Amityville to

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<v Speaker 2>go see Fat Wayne Seagull and buy my SOB from

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<v Speaker 2>Legend Porscha OUTI sob Sterling And I don't know when

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<v Speaker 2>the last sterling was sold in the United Fates, but

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<v Speaker 2>I still the ad was. I mean, he was such

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<v Speaker 2>a part of the show, and Howard was the master

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<v Speaker 2>of that, and he had to do that because what

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<v Speaker 2>happened is the establishment put so much pressure on Infinity and.

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<v Speaker 1>On Howard and media matter.

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<v Speaker 2>This is really the birth of going after someone and

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<v Speaker 2>getting their advertisers to pull support. So no national advertisers,

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<v Speaker 2>none of the big fortune five hundred companies that would

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<v Speaker 2>buy advertising on music stations over the country or news

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<v Speaker 2>station of the country would buy into Howard's show. They

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<v Speaker 2>were put into a political corner. And you know, to

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<v Speaker 2>buy ads on Howard show is to support all of

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<v Speaker 2>the subversive things coming out of his mouth every single day.

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<v Speaker 2>And so all these blue chip advertisers stayed away from

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<v Speaker 2>the show.

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<v Speaker 1>So as a radio station.

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<v Speaker 2>Running the Stern Show, he was both your greatest asset

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<v Speaker 2>delivering these huge ratings and your greatest liability. Because none

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<v Speaker 2>of the big national advertisers would support the show. So

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<v Speaker 2>Howard learned that what he needed to do was make

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<v Speaker 2>these local and regional advertisers a huge part of not

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<v Speaker 2>treat them like, hey, here's you just run a thirty

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<v Speaker 2>second ad here and that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I'm gonna bring you into the show.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna make you a star exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna bring people through your doorway because they want

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<v Speaker 2>to see you, fat Wayne Seagull. And I'm gonna do

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<v Speaker 2>it so well that a president of the largest radio

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<v Speaker 2>advertising sales company in the country is going to drive

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen miles out of his way to get a stupid

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<v Speaker 2>SOB from you.

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<v Speaker 3>How brilliant he was. It was a pied piper in

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of ways. We all listen to him every day.

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<v Speaker 3>But here's the thing. You know the business than I

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<v Speaker 3>do one hundred million dollars a year for five years,

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<v Speaker 3>contracts coming up in all September, October, early fall. They're

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<v Speaker 3>not going to do it again. And he's too proud

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<v Speaker 3>to take a reduction in salary if that's what they

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<v Speaker 3>want to do, if they not get down to fifty mili,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think they'd even do that. I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>he's accepted.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, look it's first all you got to you got

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<v Speaker 1>a public company.

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<v Speaker 2>H But the data is pretty opaque. It's hard to

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<v Speaker 2>I knew when he went a ridge. I remember where

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<v Speaker 2>I was when I heard it was happening. I was

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<v Speaker 2>in San Diego at an industry event when the announcement

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<v Speaker 2>came out. And and remember, well people probably wouldn't know this,

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<v Speaker 2>that that Sirius and XM were separate companies.

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<v Speaker 1>Competing against each other.

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<v Speaker 2>Serious was in desperate financial straits and going to go

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<v Speaker 2>under if the companies didn't merge. Melk Harmizan left and

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<v Speaker 2>went to be the CEO of Serious, and so he

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<v Speaker 2>made the merger happen. And he brought his Oh but

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<v Speaker 2>and and think of the sales pitch Howard, all the

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<v Speaker 2>stuff you're not allowed to say. No, you can say

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<v Speaker 2>this is satellite, these are subscribers.

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<v Speaker 1>People are only there because they paid to be there.

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<v Speaker 1>You can f bomb it all day, you can sex

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<v Speaker 1>in the studio, whatever the hell anything goes, just.

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<v Speaker 2>China, remember, And I could when I was doing We'll

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<v Speaker 2>come over it at some point during the show.

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<v Speaker 1>But Simeon.

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<v Speaker 3>Symbian amazing heart imagine and I'm there in person watching

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<v Speaker 3>this seven o'clock in the morning. There was I'll make

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<v Speaker 3>it Quick. There was a pair of sisters who came

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<v Speaker 3>on the show and got nude and made out, and

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<v Speaker 3>it was like seven fifteen in the morning. We were

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<v Speaker 3>looking at each other like, what the fuck is going

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<v Speaker 3>on here? But I think that when he be when

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<v Speaker 3>he went to Serious, when I emerged and he got

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<v Speaker 3>a show, I feel like when they the cursing took

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<v Speaker 3>something out of the show because it wasn't just Howard.

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<v Speaker 3>You had all these other guys at the Whackpack who

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<v Speaker 3>could now curse and get a little more derogatory, and

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<v Speaker 3>that began to I began to lose lose it back then, because,

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<v Speaker 3>like I said, these guys in the whack pack, I

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<v Speaker 3>mean Fred the Elephant Boy, but reefrom Brooklyn. There's so

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<v Speaker 3>many crazy lunatics out there. They're all losers, and I

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to hear losers curse all day and tell

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<v Speaker 3>their stupid loser stories. So that was the beginning of

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<v Speaker 3>me going on top of that, I got a pay

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<v Speaker 3>to listen to it. Now I'm not doing this, and

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<v Speaker 3>I walked away. Really yeah, you know, I heard maybe

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<v Speaker 3>maybe twenty shows on Serious before I said I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>doing this doesn't work for me, doesn't want I hung

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<v Speaker 3>for a while, Yeah, yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Hung until he changed.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you're in the business. I mean, if you want,

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<v Speaker 3>you got it. It's nice to you know who's who's

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<v Speaker 3>doing a lot, who's saying, well, who's making what? But

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<v Speaker 3>if my theory is, and I know it's separate from

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<v Speaker 3>the contract issue, but I heard, I reported a few

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<v Speaker 3>weeks ago that I heard Robin's cancer is back, and

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<v Speaker 3>you know, she almost died the first time she had it.

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<v Speaker 3>And he said publicly that if Robin had passed away,

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<v Speaker 3>he would never do a radio show again. He wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>do a show without Robin. So part of me thinks

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<v Speaker 3>that Palla's really not caring too much about this contract thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I think, if this is true, he's knowing that, Look,

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<v Speaker 3>if she's sick, the gigs up. I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 3>keep doing the show. I've done it in a long time,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, fifty years on radio, whatever it is. So

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<v Speaker 3>it's in between all those all those idea, it's in

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<v Speaker 3>between all those extension. I can't imagine a serious making money.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that a profitable show? A hundred?

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<v Speaker 1>Not a chance?

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<v Speaker 3>And it takes a whole summer.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a chance in hell. So look the from a

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<v Speaker 1>business standpoint, he's dead. He's dead.

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<v Speaker 2>The audience is a fraction of a fraction of a

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<v Speaker 2>fraction of what it once was. And and he knows

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<v Speaker 2>that and what paid off for them or in the

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<v Speaker 2>early years of that agreement, because again you had two

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<v Speaker 2>struggling companies coming together and he was the he was

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<v Speaker 2>the announcement that fueled the growth and and and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>made Serious XM a player, and he was compensated heavily

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<v Speaker 2>and stock options.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no telling how much money that the guy has

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<v Speaker 1>right now.

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<v Speaker 2>But what he doesn't have in this life he now

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<v Speaker 2>lives is popularity.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't have an.

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<v Speaker 2>Audience like the audience he once had, and he's so

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<v Speaker 2>So I heard a story that I don't have details on,

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<v Speaker 2>but but I know that he was good friends with

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<v Speaker 2>Matt Lower. Yeah, there's a there's a whole group of

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<v Speaker 2>folks out in the Hampton that spend tons of times

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<v Speaker 2>in the Hamptons that all kind of hang out together,

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<v Speaker 2>go to each other's parties and all of that, and

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<v Speaker 2>he was friendly with Matt and that what I heard

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<v Speaker 2>was that when the when Matt got me too. That

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<v Speaker 2>whole story got out there. He got fired by NBC

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<v Speaker 2>and everything else that Howard did more than just abandon

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<v Speaker 2>him as a friend, did some really bad shit to.

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<v Speaker 1>Him as well. Why because he's a fucking asshole. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean he is.

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<v Speaker 2>He this has become his his life, kissing celebrities, asses,

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<v Speaker 2>taking on liberal political trends. He's gone, you know, he's gone,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's not he's not marketable. So the smartest thing

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<v Speaker 2>he could do is just go. He's It's not like

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<v Speaker 2>he's in a position where you know, if you're Megan

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<v Speaker 2>Kelly and you get and you get fired, but you

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<v Speaker 2>know you still have your journalistic chops. You know you'll

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<v Speaker 2>still put the work in. You know you still have

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<v Speaker 2>a following, you know you still look good. You can

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<v Speaker 2>you know that you can uh that you can use

427
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<v Speaker 2>digital media to build it back and and have a business.

428
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<v Speaker 2>Sterne could never do that.

429
00:23:52.119 --> 00:23:52.680
<v Speaker 3>He can't.

430
00:23:52.960 --> 00:23:53.400
<v Speaker 1>He can't.

431
00:23:53.519 --> 00:23:55.599
<v Speaker 3>He can't, and so you can't. He can't. He can't

432
00:23:55.599 --> 00:23:57.279
<v Speaker 3>at a podcast that be ridiculous?

433
00:23:58.799 --> 00:23:59.960
<v Speaker 1>Would would somebody?

434
00:24:00.000 --> 00:24:06.240
<v Speaker 2>He is a great interviewer people in Hollywood. If somebody,

435
00:24:06.400 --> 00:24:09.160
<v Speaker 2>if he wanted to work and somebody wanted to set

436
00:24:09.200 --> 00:24:10.640
<v Speaker 2>him up in that kind of thing.

437
00:24:11.200 --> 00:24:13.359
<v Speaker 1>It could get done, but it's just such a far

438
00:24:13.599 --> 00:24:18.599
<v Speaker 1>cry from who he once wash is from an ego standpoint.

439
00:24:18.599 --> 00:24:20.720
<v Speaker 1>Does he really want to do that? He doesn't need

440
00:24:20.759 --> 00:24:21.279
<v Speaker 1>a dime?

441
00:24:21.480 --> 00:24:24.119
<v Speaker 3>No, I know, But it's like Letterman. I enjoy Letterman

442
00:24:24.200 --> 00:24:27.519
<v Speaker 3>Show my next guest on Netflix. I enjoy that show

443
00:24:27.640 --> 00:24:29.880
<v Speaker 3>because you get to see a guest for an hour,

444
00:24:30.720 --> 00:24:34.039
<v Speaker 3>you know, not just eight minutes on TV and promoting.

445
00:24:34.279 --> 00:24:36.519
<v Speaker 3>I like it. I liked it, But my point was

446
00:24:36.559 --> 00:24:39.519
<v Speaker 3>about I was gonna make was once you once you

447
00:24:39.680 --> 00:24:42.519
<v Speaker 3>begin to dip your toe in the waters of Los Angeles,

448
00:24:42.519 --> 00:24:46.039
<v Speaker 3>and as Howard began to do, as I did it

449
00:24:46.119 --> 00:24:48.680
<v Speaker 3>all even go as far as say Bill Ariiley. Once

450
00:24:49.359 --> 00:24:51.759
<v Speaker 3>you lose that edge and you get seduced by people

451
00:24:51.839 --> 00:24:55.119
<v Speaker 3>in Hollywood and you like to swim in their pool,

452
00:24:55.519 --> 00:24:58.039
<v Speaker 3>you like going to dinner with them. They're beautiful people.

453
00:24:58.119 --> 00:25:00.279
<v Speaker 3>I'm in the in crowd. This is great, and you

454
00:25:00.400 --> 00:25:04.079
<v Speaker 3>lose an edge. Ol Riley lost an edge. Howard certainly did.

455
00:25:04.480 --> 00:25:07.319
<v Speaker 3>I did. I got it back now. But that's what

456
00:25:07.440 --> 00:25:09.920
<v Speaker 3>something like LA can do to you. It really can

457
00:25:09.960 --> 00:25:12.279
<v Speaker 3>seduce you with to becoming softer and not to get

458
00:25:12.680 --> 00:25:13.759
<v Speaker 3>the celebrities upset.

459
00:25:14.880 --> 00:25:21.680
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it absolutely can. But which one was the real Howard?

460
00:25:22.039 --> 00:25:24.200
<v Speaker 2>Was the real Howard the guy we heard on the

461
00:25:24.279 --> 00:25:28.599
<v Speaker 2>radio all those years, or is the real Howard the

462
00:25:28.640 --> 00:25:29.119
<v Speaker 2>guy now?

463
00:25:29.480 --> 00:25:31.759
<v Speaker 3>Which is the guy now? I think it's the guy

464
00:25:31.799 --> 00:25:34.680
<v Speaker 3>now because I think that he's so committed to this

465
00:25:34.880 --> 00:25:39.519
<v Speaker 3>personality that I don't think he even thinks about the

466
00:25:39.519 --> 00:25:42.079
<v Speaker 3>old shows and the old Howard. I think he's completely

467
00:25:42.119 --> 00:25:46.000
<v Speaker 3>wiped that guy out. No, he's gone, He's deleted that

468
00:25:46.039 --> 00:25:49.559
<v Speaker 3>guy from his head. And now he's this soft, woke

469
00:25:50.039 --> 00:25:53.160
<v Speaker 3>asshole that doesn't have the goods anymore, and no one's

470
00:25:53.200 --> 00:25:55.480
<v Speaker 3>running to hear the show. And like I said, we

471
00:25:55.519 --> 00:25:59.880
<v Speaker 3>are aging out. The younger kids coming up up the highway.

472
00:25:59.759 --> 00:26:02.759
<v Speaker 3>They don't know his old stuff. They really can't. They

473
00:26:02.759 --> 00:26:06.200
<v Speaker 3>weren't there for it. So with us all getting older

474
00:26:07.559 --> 00:26:10.200
<v Speaker 3>and him getting softer and weaker. But I wouldn't mind

475
00:26:10.240 --> 00:26:12.559
<v Speaker 3>seeing him do a Charlie Rose type show. He'd be

476
00:26:12.559 --> 00:26:14.319
<v Speaker 3>great at that. But I don't think he wants to

477
00:26:14.359 --> 00:26:15.839
<v Speaker 3>work like that. I don't think. I just think he

478
00:26:15.880 --> 00:26:18.799
<v Speaker 3>wants to disappear, go take care of stray cats, clean

479
00:26:18.880 --> 00:26:21.400
<v Speaker 3>up the beach with Beth, you know, stay inside. He's

480
00:26:21.400 --> 00:26:22.920
<v Speaker 3>a shut in He's like, Howard, use.

481
00:26:23.160 --> 00:26:25.400
<v Speaker 1>That's what he should do though, Yeah, that's what if

482
00:26:25.400 --> 00:26:28.759
<v Speaker 1>he's not he could either do a long form interview show.

483
00:26:28.799 --> 00:26:32.400
<v Speaker 2>On you named him platform. He could do it, yeah,

484
00:26:33.000 --> 00:26:36.279
<v Speaker 2>or it's time to go. But there's there's no way

485
00:26:37.759 --> 00:26:44.000
<v Speaker 2>to do a show like anything he's been doing and

486
00:26:44.000 --> 00:26:47.000
<v Speaker 2>and and have it be worthwhile for somebody like him,

487
00:26:47.039 --> 00:26:50.079
<v Speaker 2>because he can't generate a fraction of the revenues.

488
00:26:50.880 --> 00:26:54.160
<v Speaker 3>To try to imagine this, go back twenty years ago,

489
00:26:54.839 --> 00:26:58.480
<v Speaker 3>Howld's on top of the world, killing it. Joe Rogan

490
00:26:58.680 --> 00:27:04.319
<v Speaker 3>is a comic slash sitcom actor and then you know

491
00:27:05.519 --> 00:27:08.799
<v Speaker 3>what's the show he did? You know, the reality show?

492
00:27:08.880 --> 00:27:10.920
<v Speaker 1>Yet behind I know you have to eat this stuff.

493
00:27:11.880 --> 00:27:14.640
<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's wrong of me either way, you know. Okay,

494
00:27:15.200 --> 00:27:18.160
<v Speaker 3>imagine if anybody could see the future and think, well,

495
00:27:18.200 --> 00:27:20.720
<v Speaker 3>that guy on that Fear Factor, that Fear Factor host

496
00:27:21.000 --> 00:27:22.680
<v Speaker 3>has a lot to give. I bet he might be

497
00:27:22.720 --> 00:27:26.240
<v Speaker 3>the most important broadcaster or podcaster in the country one

498
00:27:26.319 --> 00:27:30.039
<v Speaker 3>day and Howard's gonna sink down. Twenty years ago, that's

499
00:27:30.039 --> 00:27:33.640
<v Speaker 3>where we were. Rogan was hosting Fear Factor and Howard

500
00:27:33.680 --> 00:27:36.200
<v Speaker 3>was on top of the world. And now it's completely reversed.

501
00:27:36.799 --> 00:27:39.720
<v Speaker 3>And that model that he that he's done for years

502
00:27:39.960 --> 00:27:44.079
<v Speaker 3>that can't be recreated. You just can't find You just

503
00:27:44.119 --> 00:27:47.480
<v Speaker 3>can't find people like that anymore to sit around you.

504
00:27:47.559 --> 00:27:52.400
<v Speaker 2>And you know, no, well, look, you had back in

505
00:27:52.440 --> 00:27:56.599
<v Speaker 2>the day, ninety eight percent of the population was listening

506
00:27:56.599 --> 00:28:01.400
<v Speaker 2>to radio on a weekly basis, and you know, he

507
00:28:01.559 --> 00:28:08.440
<v Speaker 2>was getting twenty percent shares of the male demographics, the

508
00:28:08.480 --> 00:28:12.839
<v Speaker 2>younger male demographics in those markets. He had millions and

509
00:28:12.920 --> 00:28:17.720
<v Speaker 2>millions and millions of people nationwide hanging on his every word.

510
00:28:18.279 --> 00:28:22.200
<v Speaker 2>And you know what, what has happened with technology and

511
00:28:22.319 --> 00:28:28.359
<v Speaker 2>people's desire for choice, control and customization is there? There

512
00:28:28.440 --> 00:28:32.240
<v Speaker 2>is no mass media like that anymore. There's no medium.

513
00:28:31.839 --> 00:28:33.680
<v Speaker 1>That can provide you that kind of exposure.

514
00:28:33.960 --> 00:28:37.559
<v Speaker 2>It is all about the individual content creator and.

515
00:28:39.359 --> 00:28:41.039
<v Speaker 1>How they use all the things.

516
00:28:40.839 --> 00:28:44.359
<v Speaker 2>Available to them to build an audience and what they

517
00:28:44.400 --> 00:28:47.640
<v Speaker 2>can possibly generate off of it. And he doesn't. He

518
00:28:47.680 --> 00:28:52.599
<v Speaker 2>doesn't have what it takes to do that anymore. And

519
00:28:53.160 --> 00:28:54.240
<v Speaker 2>so it's time to go.

520
00:28:54.519 --> 00:28:56.599
<v Speaker 3>And if you think of it, I was thinking about

521
00:28:56.599 --> 00:28:59.160
<v Speaker 3>this the other day, since I spent so much time

522
00:28:59.160 --> 00:29:01.960
<v Speaker 3>with him, then I do what I do now. And

523
00:29:02.000 --> 00:29:04.359
<v Speaker 3>if you go back in time, how would have his father, on,

524
00:29:04.519 --> 00:29:07.960
<v Speaker 3>his mother on He would tell inside stories about Alison

525
00:29:08.039 --> 00:29:11.319
<v Speaker 3>all the time. He brought his family up constantly, And

526
00:29:11.400 --> 00:29:14.480
<v Speaker 3>I wonder if that's what made me do this now,

527
00:29:14.599 --> 00:29:16.599
<v Speaker 3>I wonder if that subplace in the back of my

528
00:29:16.640 --> 00:29:19.880
<v Speaker 3>head that I store that and say, oh, actually, I

529
00:29:19.920 --> 00:29:21.759
<v Speaker 3>think I did because I wanted my talk show to

530
00:29:21.799 --> 00:29:23.880
<v Speaker 3>have my family in it, and I was making moves

531
00:29:23.880 --> 00:29:26.000
<v Speaker 3>to make that happen before I got canceled. So he

532
00:29:26.039 --> 00:29:28.119
<v Speaker 3>had such an effect on me that.

533
00:29:29.759 --> 00:29:33.200
<v Speaker 2>You absolutely did because you realize as a fan of

534
00:29:33.240 --> 00:29:38.480
<v Speaker 2>the show first how it humanized him and it drew

535
00:29:38.519 --> 00:29:40.680
<v Speaker 2>you because you had.

536
00:29:40.519 --> 00:29:43.039
<v Speaker 1>A friendship with him before you actually had a friendship

537
00:29:43.119 --> 00:29:45.680
<v Speaker 1>with him, right, because we all felt like, yeah, we

538
00:29:45.759 --> 00:29:49.839
<v Speaker 1>had a friendship with him. That's what he did. He made.

539
00:29:51.440 --> 00:29:56.319
<v Speaker 2>Mass media over the air broadcasting as intimate back in

540
00:29:56.359 --> 00:30:01.559
<v Speaker 2>the day, as a medium like podcast makes uh it

541
00:30:01.599 --> 00:30:02.319
<v Speaker 2>does today.

542
00:30:02.640 --> 00:30:04.880
<v Speaker 1>But he did it. He did it.

543
00:30:04.880 --> 00:30:09.920
<v Speaker 2>Wait, look, he it was unbelievably innovative, it was anti establishment,

544
00:30:10.160 --> 00:30:13.119
<v Speaker 2>it was the timing was absolutely right for it.

545
00:30:13.279 --> 00:30:16.599
<v Speaker 3>And but somebody wanted seventy one is too young to

546
00:30:16.640 --> 00:30:18.960
<v Speaker 3>hang it up. He's got all those marbles. I mean,

547
00:30:19.119 --> 00:30:21.279
<v Speaker 3>let's say he's nuts but he's got all those marbles.

548
00:30:21.279 --> 00:30:24.000
<v Speaker 3>He could do these shows standing on his head. So

549
00:30:24.480 --> 00:30:27.599
<v Speaker 3>it's too young seventy one to walk away, but I

550
00:30:27.640 --> 00:30:30.240
<v Speaker 3>think he will. And if it's about Robin, then I

551
00:30:30.279 --> 00:30:34.000
<v Speaker 3>know he will. If it's not the contract and the money,

552
00:30:34.160 --> 00:30:36.599
<v Speaker 3>he's gonna walk away. They keep saying he's gotten canceled.

553
00:30:36.599 --> 00:30:39.160
<v Speaker 3>He's getting canceled. They're not really canceling, and they're not

554
00:30:39.279 --> 00:30:41.200
<v Speaker 3>They're gonna have a talk about the coat.

555
00:30:41.279 --> 00:30:44.000
<v Speaker 2>They're not gonna they're not gonna renew the contract, right,

556
00:30:44.160 --> 00:30:51.200
<v Speaker 2>they'll they'll probably do something where they they either either

557
00:30:51.279 --> 00:30:55.200
<v Speaker 2>he'll retain and build a business around or have somebody

558
00:30:55.200 --> 00:30:59.119
<v Speaker 2>build a business around his archive for him, or they

559
00:30:59.200 --> 00:31:02.920
<v Speaker 2>will acquire or the archives so that they can do

560
00:31:03.160 --> 00:31:03.640
<v Speaker 2>certain things.

561
00:31:03.640 --> 00:31:07.039
<v Speaker 1>But but the value is pennies on the dollar to

562
00:31:07.160 --> 00:31:10.279
<v Speaker 1>what it to what it once was, because the stuff

563
00:31:10.319 --> 00:31:12.920
<v Speaker 1>that's valuable is the stuff he doesn't want out there. No,

564
00:31:13.000 --> 00:31:15.400
<v Speaker 1>it's this, you know, we would I would.

565
00:31:15.640 --> 00:31:19.400
<v Speaker 2>I would spend a weekend on a couch watching best

566
00:31:19.440 --> 00:31:21.920
<v Speaker 2>of back from the from the nineties.

567
00:31:22.559 --> 00:31:25.359
<v Speaker 1>Yes, if something like that was available, but it's.

568
00:31:25.240 --> 00:31:27.359
<v Speaker 3>The best I'm not gonna would, I would say with

569
00:31:27.440 --> 00:31:30.960
<v Speaker 3>Joey on a weekend night in Long Island, having some

570
00:31:31.039 --> 00:31:35.400
<v Speaker 3>cocktails and just watching Sternshell over and over, just laughing

571
00:31:35.480 --> 00:31:38.960
<v Speaker 3>on balls off. And you know, I don't know why

572
00:31:39.039 --> 00:31:41.720
<v Speaker 3>he can't stay funny forever. All of our comics stayed

573
00:31:41.720 --> 00:31:44.359
<v Speaker 3>funny forever. I don't know a comic that was funny

574
00:31:44.359 --> 00:31:47.759
<v Speaker 3>for years and suddenly got shitty and walk and just decided.

575
00:31:47.400 --> 00:31:49.079
<v Speaker 1>To Bill Burr.

576
00:31:49.799 --> 00:31:51.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's good. That's a good point he got.

577
00:31:51.480 --> 00:31:53.599
<v Speaker 1>But he was he was never that fun, that fake.

578
00:31:53.680 --> 00:31:55.640
<v Speaker 3>But I agree, Bill Burr gots all my nerves. I

579
00:31:55.680 --> 00:31:57.519
<v Speaker 3>never really loved to begin with. But now he's just

580
00:31:57.680 --> 00:31:59.359
<v Speaker 3>what I mean. But now too much, it's too much.

581
00:32:00.240 --> 00:32:02.400
<v Speaker 3>I know he is, I know. But these guys, all

582
00:32:02.440 --> 00:32:05.599
<v Speaker 3>these guys now changing the subject a little bit, they

583
00:32:05.680 --> 00:32:08.160
<v Speaker 3>all are not all of them. Many of them are

584
00:32:08.240 --> 00:32:12.119
<v Speaker 3>mediocre comics. Mediocre Joe Rogan is a mediocre comic. He's

585
00:32:12.160 --> 00:32:14.799
<v Speaker 3>not a guy you left your balls off with. He's

586
00:32:14.839 --> 00:32:20.079
<v Speaker 3>not Louis c k or Dave Chappelle. No, So, just

587
00:32:20.279 --> 00:32:23.079
<v Speaker 3>do I hate that this is happening. It's gonna there's

588
00:32:23.079 --> 00:32:26.200
<v Speaker 3>gonna be so many books, so many documentaries that are

589
00:32:26.200 --> 00:32:28.720
<v Speaker 3>gonna come out soon. Gary's gonna write a book, maybe

590
00:32:28.759 --> 00:32:32.359
<v Speaker 3>Fred Will Robin might. I mean, there could be so

591
00:32:32.480 --> 00:32:35.160
<v Speaker 3>much more. We don't know that we're gonna find out,

592
00:32:35.559 --> 00:32:37.400
<v Speaker 3>to really see what it was like in that inner

593
00:32:37.480 --> 00:32:40.000
<v Speaker 3>sanctum of that studio, because I know he was like

594
00:32:40.000 --> 00:32:42.119
<v Speaker 3>a little kid. But I also was there many times

595
00:32:42.160 --> 00:32:44.119
<v Speaker 3>when he would scream during a commercial break that he

596
00:32:44.160 --> 00:32:46.720
<v Speaker 3>was quitting, like get so and so on the phone.

597
00:32:46.720 --> 00:32:49.160
<v Speaker 3>I forget the GM's name, get him on, get him

598
00:32:49.200 --> 00:32:50.839
<v Speaker 3>up here, get him up here. The guy that told

599
00:32:50.839 --> 00:32:52.319
<v Speaker 3>me I had to leave the room. I forget his

600
00:32:52.400 --> 00:32:58.200
<v Speaker 3>name though, Jeff, Jeff something maybe anyhow, he just, uh,

601
00:32:59.319 --> 00:33:01.440
<v Speaker 3>it was so much. But he kept saying I'm gonna quit,

602
00:33:01.480 --> 00:33:04.319
<v Speaker 3>I'm done, I'm done, and he meant that. So he's

603
00:33:04.319 --> 00:33:07.160
<v Speaker 3>been having this. He's been like always like this with

604
00:33:07.519 --> 00:33:10.000
<v Speaker 3>his job. It's not a place he enjoys to go to,

605
00:33:10.599 --> 00:33:12.680
<v Speaker 3>I don't. I mean, he records out of his house

606
00:33:12.720 --> 00:33:15.799
<v Speaker 3>most of the time. Now that's all different, it's all different.

607
00:33:16.240 --> 00:33:19.279
<v Speaker 3>It's just that's a shame. He was. He was so great.

608
00:33:19.599 --> 00:33:23.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, look those if some of those guys are going

609
00:33:23.720 --> 00:33:26.799
<v Speaker 2>to write books about what it was like on the

610
00:33:26.839 --> 00:33:30.119
<v Speaker 2>inside back in the old days, they will or what

611
00:33:30.240 --> 00:33:35.920
<v Speaker 2>happened when Howard turned with all the I'd read those,

612
00:33:36.200 --> 00:33:37.200
<v Speaker 2>I'd love to read those.

613
00:33:37.319 --> 00:33:38.759
<v Speaker 3>It's gonna be a industry of those.

614
00:33:38.960 --> 00:33:41.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh, let's talk about let's talk about. Here's something that

615
00:33:42.279 --> 00:33:45.160
<v Speaker 2>if this had occurred back in the day. Okay, if

616
00:33:45.200 --> 00:33:51.119
<v Speaker 2>there were a WNBA in nineteen eighty nine, Howard Stern

617
00:33:51.200 --> 00:33:55.839
<v Speaker 2>would have been the one to create the green dildos

618
00:33:55.880 --> 00:33:58.839
<v Speaker 2>and have people throwing him on the court across the country.

619
00:33:59.319 --> 00:34:01.519
<v Speaker 1>That's he would have been doing right then.

620
00:34:01.640 --> 00:34:03.839
<v Speaker 3>Started he was dressed as a dill dolt to sit

621
00:34:04.119 --> 00:34:07.920
<v Speaker 3>in the arena Isaac, anything to mock that league. He loved.

622
00:34:07.960 --> 00:34:10.159
<v Speaker 3>He would love taking down people like that. Of course,

623
00:34:10.159 --> 00:34:11.679
<v Speaker 3>you won't touch it. He would never say a word

624
00:34:11.679 --> 00:34:13.519
<v Speaker 3>about it. Probably think it's a great basketball.

625
00:34:14.840 --> 00:34:20.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well he probably he'd probably talk down about what's

626
00:34:20.840 --> 00:34:25.320
<v Speaker 2>going on and that it's disgraceful that misogyny and everything

627
00:34:25.320 --> 00:34:29.239
<v Speaker 2>else that people are that people are doing this just

628
00:34:29.440 --> 00:34:30.039
<v Speaker 2>throw Biden a.

629
00:34:30.039 --> 00:34:33.440
<v Speaker 3>Few months ago. You have a wonderful family. I love

630
00:34:33.480 --> 00:34:35.280
<v Speaker 3>that you're leading this country. I mean, you have a

631
00:34:35.320 --> 00:34:40.480
<v Speaker 3>wonderful family. Well let's look, well, losing your mind. Where

632
00:34:40.519 --> 00:34:41.920
<v Speaker 3>was the Howard who was gonna make fun of them

633
00:34:41.960 --> 00:34:45.639
<v Speaker 3>tripping and falling and forgetting where he's walking. We needed

634
00:34:45.639 --> 00:34:48.159
<v Speaker 3>to hear that guy, not I love your family's amazing,

635
00:34:48.400 --> 00:34:49.039
<v Speaker 3>great people.

636
00:34:49.280 --> 00:34:52.519
<v Speaker 1>My god, there was so much material there that went

637
00:34:52.559 --> 00:34:53.800
<v Speaker 1>to went to waste.

638
00:34:54.079 --> 00:34:54.239
<v Speaker 5>Yep.

639
00:34:54.639 --> 00:35:00.360
<v Speaker 2>And and because it became because it became untouchable, you know,

640
00:35:00.800 --> 00:35:05.039
<v Speaker 2>comedians really couldn't go after it the way that they

641
00:35:05.599 --> 00:35:06.119
<v Speaker 2>they should have.

642
00:35:06.159 --> 00:35:07.639
<v Speaker 1>I mean some guys did, but not.

643
00:35:08.000 --> 00:35:09.519
<v Speaker 3>But that was the point I was gonna make. Now

644
00:35:09.559 --> 00:35:12.320
<v Speaker 3>I'm back on track. There's there's so many mediocre comics

645
00:35:12.320 --> 00:35:15.360
<v Speaker 3>out there making a fortune. Stand up comedy has grown

646
00:35:15.480 --> 00:35:19.079
<v Speaker 3>so big, and now with these podcasts, they're making so

647
00:35:19.159 --> 00:35:23.320
<v Speaker 3>much money for advertising and Patreon that you don't even

648
00:35:23.360 --> 00:35:25.639
<v Speaker 3>have to be that funny, just as long as you

649
00:35:25.679 --> 00:35:28.480
<v Speaker 3>have a crowd that follows you, like a Bobby Lee,

650
00:35:28.559 --> 00:35:32.199
<v Speaker 3>who is okay, I don't really get it. There's a

651
00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:34.920
<v Speaker 3>lot of guys that are mid level like Rogan, but

652
00:35:35.159 --> 00:35:37.320
<v Speaker 3>Rogan figured out, Okay, I'm gonna talk about a lot

653
00:35:37.320 --> 00:35:40.159
<v Speaker 3>of things with a lot of people, Navy seal scientists, athletes.

654
00:35:40.599 --> 00:35:43.880
<v Speaker 1>He Rogan's got. Rogan's got a great curiosity. He does

655
00:35:43.960 --> 00:35:45.840
<v Speaker 1>got He's got a he's.

656
00:35:45.639 --> 00:35:47.960
<v Speaker 2>Got a great curiosity. He's got a really good way

657
00:35:48.000 --> 00:35:52.559
<v Speaker 2>about him people like him. Timing was important. He went

658
00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:56.079
<v Speaker 2>after it the right way. Uh, you know, he deserves

659
00:35:56.119 --> 00:36:00.760
<v Speaker 2>his his success. It all came about the right way, authentically.

660
00:36:01.159 --> 00:36:01.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

661
00:36:03.280 --> 00:36:06.760
<v Speaker 2>But I think the Green dialdo is an interesting following Stern.

662
00:36:06.800 --> 00:36:10.239
<v Speaker 2>I think it's an interesting topic because this that where

663
00:36:11.119 --> 00:36:15.159
<v Speaker 2>are the This has happened three times now.

664
00:36:16.000 --> 00:36:20.039
<v Speaker 1>It could it could easily be happening.

665
00:36:21.039 --> 00:36:25.320
<v Speaker 2>Everywhere every night, Yeah, three times multiple if the right

666
00:36:25.400 --> 00:36:30.360
<v Speaker 2>people were behind it. I don't totally get it, Like,

667
00:36:30.440 --> 00:36:34.119
<v Speaker 2>what is what is the joke? What's the reason why

668
00:36:34.559 --> 00:36:35.239
<v Speaker 2>we're doing this?

669
00:36:35.440 --> 00:36:37.880
<v Speaker 3>So why throw it? I mean they're into girls, many

670
00:36:37.880 --> 00:36:40.400
<v Speaker 3>of them are into girls, lesbians, So I don't know.

671
00:36:40.559 --> 00:36:43.079
<v Speaker 3>Dildo I mean I guess it works. I mean they

672
00:36:43.239 --> 00:36:45.360
<v Speaker 3>used dildos on each other. Was strap ons, that'd be

673
00:36:45.400 --> 00:36:48.360
<v Speaker 3>more accurate. Throw a strap on on the court. But

674
00:36:48.760 --> 00:36:50.719
<v Speaker 3>it's gonna get to a point you called it. It's

675
00:36:50.760 --> 00:36:52.679
<v Speaker 3>like the Holland Globe Trotters. This league is like the

676
00:36:52.679 --> 00:36:58.039
<v Speaker 3>column Globe Trotters against the Washington Senators. It's such a farce,

677
00:36:58.920 --> 00:37:02.559
<v Speaker 3>and yet it's on the news every fucking day. They're

678
00:37:02.559 --> 00:37:05.559
<v Speaker 3>gonna they should open up sex shops in these arenas

679
00:37:05.920 --> 00:37:08.480
<v Speaker 3>to save people in trouble and hustling at bildo and

680
00:37:08.519 --> 00:37:10.239
<v Speaker 3>just go up and get one an intermission and toss

681
00:37:10.280 --> 00:37:13.559
<v Speaker 3>it on the court. Well, build a giveaway.

682
00:37:13.320 --> 00:37:18.320
<v Speaker 2>Night, Cosmic Power, the magazine said, Cosmic the reason this

683
00:37:18.360 --> 00:37:22.559
<v Speaker 2>is happening is to send a message that women don't

684
00:37:22.599 --> 00:37:27.079
<v Speaker 2>belong in the court and that their athleticism isn't as

685
00:37:27.199 --> 00:37:31.960
<v Speaker 2>valuable as their sexuality. That's the that's the well.

686
00:37:32.039 --> 00:37:34.719
<v Speaker 3>I don't think it isn't as valuable as a sexuality.

687
00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:38.360
<v Speaker 3>I don't see many sexual girls playing out there. They're

688
00:37:38.360 --> 00:37:41.000
<v Speaker 3>not not my type. There's just a handful of them,

689
00:37:41.079 --> 00:37:44.079
<v Speaker 3>But the most ones I see are like tough, kind

690
00:37:44.079 --> 00:37:47.880
<v Speaker 3>of dykish girls who play the game hard. Look, they're

691
00:37:47.960 --> 00:37:50.679
<v Speaker 3>they're very athletic. They've they're great at even Angel Reese,

692
00:37:50.719 --> 00:37:53.079
<v Speaker 3>so I can't stand. She's got a lot of great stuff,

693
00:37:53.079 --> 00:37:54.960
<v Speaker 3>she just can't hit a layup. Once she learns to

694
00:37:55.000 --> 00:37:57.719
<v Speaker 3>hit a layups, she's gonna be a force because she's

695
00:37:57.719 --> 00:37:58.400
<v Speaker 3>big and strong.

696
00:37:59.719 --> 00:38:02.920
<v Speaker 2>It's that's what they were saying about her when she

697
00:38:03.079 --> 00:38:05.480
<v Speaker 2>was eight years old. Play Yes, she just said, learn

698
00:38:05.519 --> 00:38:06.880
<v Speaker 2>how to make a layups.

699
00:38:06.920 --> 00:38:09.840
<v Speaker 3>So embarrassing. But if it's culture with you, just get

700
00:38:09.920 --> 00:38:12.599
<v Speaker 3>Cheryl Miller down there. Get someone teach her how to

701
00:38:12.679 --> 00:38:15.199
<v Speaker 3>hit that. If she hits statue's gonna squad twenty eight

702
00:38:15.239 --> 00:38:17.039
<v Speaker 3>points a game and get twenty rebounds a game.

703
00:38:17.440 --> 00:38:23.119
<v Speaker 2>A good freshman high school team beats any team in

704
00:38:23.159 --> 00:38:26.599
<v Speaker 2>that way. It's the dumbest thing I know in history.

705
00:38:26.840 --> 00:38:30.239
<v Speaker 2>I know it's a thing, So keep throwing dildos, but

706
00:38:30.679 --> 00:38:33.000
<v Speaker 2>but I think there should be something.

707
00:38:32.800 --> 00:38:35.639
<v Speaker 1>Better than dildo's to throw.

708
00:38:36.159 --> 00:38:38.079
<v Speaker 2>Because you're right, I don't know what the percentage is,

709
00:38:38.119 --> 00:38:41.199
<v Speaker 2>it's a very high percentage of the league that's gay.

710
00:38:41.440 --> 00:38:44.639
<v Speaker 3>Strap on is more accurate. They peg each other with

711
00:38:44.679 --> 00:38:48.079
<v Speaker 3>the strap one a bit a pillow with a bike

712
00:38:48.119 --> 00:38:50.800
<v Speaker 3>taken out of it. I don't know, a part of

713
00:38:51.239 --> 00:38:53.039
<v Speaker 3>a rug with a bike taken out of it. You

714
00:38:53.079 --> 00:38:55.960
<v Speaker 3>can get creative if you want, well, rugmunture.

715
00:38:56.800 --> 00:38:59.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. People should, People should find more entertaining.

716
00:39:00.159 --> 00:39:04.599
<v Speaker 3>Change the teams. Let's let's have the Indiana the Indiana

717
00:39:05.960 --> 00:39:10.840
<v Speaker 3>ros Munchers play the Baltimore Pegs. Just keep the sexuality

718
00:39:10.840 --> 00:39:14.639
<v Speaker 3>in there and literally get more popular. It's so embarrassing

719
00:39:15.039 --> 00:39:16.760
<v Speaker 3>that we that they wanted to think this.

720
00:39:16.639 --> 00:39:18.239
<v Speaker 1>Is really I think you're onto something there.

721
00:39:18.280 --> 00:39:22.920
<v Speaker 2>I think I don't know if we mean what the yeah,

722
00:39:23.599 --> 00:39:24.880
<v Speaker 2>medium actually did that.

723
00:39:25.079 --> 00:39:26.800
<v Speaker 3>Meet it head on, meet it, meet it head on.

724
00:39:27.000 --> 00:39:31.199
<v Speaker 2>If the Indiana Fever came out, you know, even if

725
00:39:31.239 --> 00:39:34.360
<v Speaker 2>they just had rug munch night and just came out

726
00:39:34.559 --> 00:39:37.800
<v Speaker 2>as the rug Munschters for that one night, they would

727
00:39:37.920 --> 00:39:39.239
<v Speaker 2>they would fucking sell out.

728
00:39:39.440 --> 00:39:41.639
<v Speaker 1>It'd be awesome. They should do that.

729
00:39:42.519 --> 00:39:46.400
<v Speaker 3>We're gonna do shirts skins, maybe a shirt skins game.

730
00:39:47.599 --> 00:39:49.199
<v Speaker 1>I don't think well, I don't think that'll be.

731
00:39:49.239 --> 00:39:51.599
<v Speaker 3>No, it'll be happening, But just trying to get ideas

732
00:39:51.599 --> 00:39:53.760
<v Speaker 3>of what could make the league get bigger. But they

733
00:39:53.800 --> 00:39:56.599
<v Speaker 3>want more money. They want more money. One girl said

734
00:39:56.599 --> 00:39:58.840
<v Speaker 3>the jandler. The chandler earned more more than her. The

735
00:39:58.920 --> 00:40:01.039
<v Speaker 3>joandler in the arena was getting paid more than she

736
00:40:01.159 --> 00:40:02.559
<v Speaker 3>was to be on the team. I forget the player,

737
00:40:02.599 --> 00:40:04.079
<v Speaker 3>but I'm sure that's true.

738
00:40:04.880 --> 00:40:09.559
<v Speaker 2>Well, I think that same janitor switching topics will probably

739
00:40:09.840 --> 00:40:13.920
<v Speaker 2>earn more money than Kamala Harris will from her book.

740
00:40:14.159 --> 00:40:17.679
<v Speaker 3>Oh this woman, you know that's all. First of all,

741
00:40:17.760 --> 00:40:20.719
<v Speaker 3>she didn't write it. She she had ghostwriters. Of course,

742
00:40:21.000 --> 00:40:22.840
<v Speaker 3>this has been You don't write a book that quickly

743
00:40:23.519 --> 00:40:26.880
<v Speaker 3>when you lose, and now you're six months out and

744
00:40:26.920 --> 00:40:29.519
<v Speaker 3>your book is done now she had this is this

745
00:40:29.559 --> 00:40:32.280
<v Speaker 3>is being done a year ago and it's going to

746
00:40:32.320 --> 00:40:34.880
<v Speaker 3>come out in September. Right, I think I saw the

747
00:40:34.920 --> 00:40:36.880
<v Speaker 3>ads for it. She does it on TV with that

748
00:40:36.960 --> 00:40:40.039
<v Speaker 3>stupid holding the book. It's not even the book. The

749
00:40:40.079 --> 00:40:41.679
<v Speaker 3>book's not out yet, but you have to wrap her

750
00:40:41.719 --> 00:40:46.559
<v Speaker 3>run another book and she's speaking about she still can't speak, right,

751
00:40:46.880 --> 00:40:49.440
<v Speaker 3>she still looks like she's reading. Well, she was reading,

752
00:40:50.320 --> 00:40:51.840
<v Speaker 3>not knowing how to promote her book.

753
00:40:52.440 --> 00:40:57.239
<v Speaker 2>No, the Colebet interview, which was it was awful, is

754
00:40:57.320 --> 00:40:59.039
<v Speaker 2>every bit as bad as everything else.

755
00:40:59.159 --> 00:41:02.280
<v Speaker 3>Well, she can't she do She cannot run for governor.

756
00:41:02.559 --> 00:41:04.360
<v Speaker 3>I don't think she can run for office.

757
00:41:05.360 --> 00:41:07.000
<v Speaker 1>If she would have run for government, she would have

758
00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:09.639
<v Speaker 1>won two and not even close.

759
00:41:09.920 --> 00:41:12.239
<v Speaker 2>She would have won hands down. If she would have

760
00:41:12.280 --> 00:41:14.639
<v Speaker 2>if she wanted to run, she would have won hands them.

761
00:41:14.880 --> 00:41:17.119
<v Speaker 3>I agree, Gavin, there's some they much rather have a

762
00:41:17.119 --> 00:41:19.360
<v Speaker 3>black woman than they have breath of a new heir

763
00:41:19.719 --> 00:41:21.440
<v Speaker 3>than old Gavin, who keeps doing the same.

764
00:41:22.400 --> 00:41:25.800
<v Speaker 2>There's no Republican apparatus in the state, damn automatically wins.

765
00:41:26.159 --> 00:41:28.400
<v Speaker 1>She would have won if she would have done that.

766
00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:30.000
<v Speaker 1>But she's not doing that.

767
00:41:30.079 --> 00:41:32.280
<v Speaker 3>She's not been elected to anything. In her life.

768
00:41:32.719 --> 00:41:35.559
<v Speaker 1>Correct, Well, I guess she won the Did she win

769
00:41:35.639 --> 00:41:36.360
<v Speaker 1>the smarrace?

770
00:41:36.800 --> 00:41:37.639
<v Speaker 3>I don't. I don't know.

771
00:41:37.760 --> 00:41:39.760
<v Speaker 2>I think she might have won the same race, although

772
00:41:39.760 --> 00:41:43.320
<v Speaker 2>again it's there's no Republican apparatus in the state.

773
00:41:43.360 --> 00:41:45.440
<v Speaker 1>There's no one that's going to be able to beat her.

774
00:41:45.679 --> 00:41:47.840
<v Speaker 3>I see her getting a job at a big law

775
00:41:47.880 --> 00:41:51.280
<v Speaker 3>firm and just kind of slicking away. No one looks

776
00:41:51.280 --> 00:41:53.519
<v Speaker 3>to her at the Democrat Party and thinks she's our's

777
00:41:53.559 --> 00:41:54.280
<v Speaker 3>a future leader.

778
00:41:55.199 --> 00:41:57.719
<v Speaker 1>Here's here's my prediction.

779
00:41:59.760 --> 00:42:04.320
<v Speaker 2>So you look at one hundred and seven days as

780
00:42:04.360 --> 00:42:05.039
<v Speaker 2>the title.

781
00:42:04.800 --> 00:42:05.159
<v Speaker 1>Of the book.

782
00:42:05.280 --> 00:42:07.039
<v Speaker 3>Horrible title, by the way, horrible title.

783
00:42:07.119 --> 00:42:08.920
<v Speaker 1>Well, but it's an excuse for not winning.

784
00:42:09.119 --> 00:42:10.679
<v Speaker 3>That's a good point. It's a good point.

785
00:42:10.800 --> 00:42:12.400
<v Speaker 2>I only had one hundred and seven days. If I'd

786
00:42:12.400 --> 00:42:15.760
<v Speaker 2>had more, would I would have won? Right, So it's

787
00:42:15.800 --> 00:42:19.440
<v Speaker 2>an excuse. I'm not running for governor, which I could win.

788
00:42:20.280 --> 00:42:21.039
<v Speaker 1>I'm not doing that.

789
00:42:21.840 --> 00:42:27.679
<v Speaker 2>So teasing that she's gonna run in twenty eight, even

790
00:42:27.719 --> 00:42:28.840
<v Speaker 2>though she said all this other shit.

791
00:42:29.079 --> 00:42:30.760
<v Speaker 1>Now, if.

792
00:42:32.239 --> 00:42:36.840
<v Speaker 2>Dem donors got together, they would pay her a fortune

793
00:42:37.199 --> 00:42:40.880
<v Speaker 2>not to run. They pay her a fortune not to run.

794
00:42:42.280 --> 00:42:44.800
<v Speaker 2>She's not this smart, but maybe someone around her is smart.

795
00:42:44.920 --> 00:42:48.880
<v Speaker 2>Enough to say you need to scare the party into

796
00:42:48.920 --> 00:42:51.840
<v Speaker 2>thinking you're going to run, so they pay you to

797
00:42:51.880 --> 00:42:54.360
<v Speaker 2>go away. Let's face it, you don't even want to

798
00:42:54.360 --> 00:42:57.159
<v Speaker 2>be a lawyer in some firm because you're not even

799
00:42:57.199 --> 00:42:58.280
<v Speaker 2>competent to do that.

800
00:42:58.800 --> 00:43:03.199
<v Speaker 1>But they can't take you on. They can't.

801
00:43:03.559 --> 00:43:07.760
<v Speaker 2>They can't take you on as as.

802
00:43:07.679 --> 00:43:10.639
<v Speaker 1>An African American woman, they can't take you on.

803
00:43:11.000 --> 00:43:11.360
<v Speaker 3>And so.

804
00:43:13.599 --> 00:43:18.920
<v Speaker 2>Newsome doesn't have a clear path unless you get out

805
00:43:18.960 --> 00:43:21.159
<v Speaker 2>of the way. And they want Newsom to have the

806
00:43:21.199 --> 00:43:24.920
<v Speaker 2>clear path. You can't have another second person from California

807
00:43:25.079 --> 00:43:27.480
<v Speaker 2>splitting that California vote and everything else.

808
00:43:27.559 --> 00:43:29.519
<v Speaker 1>They got to get her to go away.

809
00:43:29.559 --> 00:43:32.320
<v Speaker 2>And so if maybe she has some really smart people

810
00:43:32.360 --> 00:43:33.880
<v Speaker 2>with her that are like, come out of the bove

811
00:43:33.920 --> 00:43:36.119
<v Speaker 2>one hundred and seven days, it's your excuse for for

812
00:43:36.199 --> 00:43:37.079
<v Speaker 2>why it didn't happen.

813
00:43:37.320 --> 00:43:40.440
<v Speaker 1>Don't run for Calli governor. Now they're going to be

814
00:43:40.480 --> 00:43:41.079
<v Speaker 1>really scared.

815
00:43:41.079 --> 00:43:44.400
<v Speaker 2>You're running in twenty eight and somebody's going to pay

816
00:43:44.440 --> 00:43:48.239
<v Speaker 2>you a bloody fortune to just sit on your ass

817
00:43:48.280 --> 00:43:51.480
<v Speaker 2>and do nothing. And let's face it, that's pretty much

818
00:43:51.480 --> 00:43:55.039
<v Speaker 2>what you're qualified to do. So that's my prediction, that's

819
00:43:55.039 --> 00:43:56.199
<v Speaker 2>what that's what happens.

820
00:43:56.519 --> 00:43:59.760
<v Speaker 3>I like, I like what you said about the excuse

821
00:44:00.079 --> 00:44:02.400
<v Speaker 3>for not winning. I like, I didn't think about that.

822
00:44:02.400 --> 00:44:04.960
<v Speaker 3>That's good, that's her excuse. I only have this my days.

823
00:44:05.039 --> 00:44:07.079
<v Speaker 3>I didn't have a lot of time. But you had

824
00:44:07.119 --> 00:44:08.920
<v Speaker 3>a billion. You had more money than Trump, you had

825
00:44:08.920 --> 00:44:11.000
<v Speaker 3>more money than Republicans. You had a billion dollars and

826
00:44:11.079 --> 00:44:14.719
<v Speaker 3>you blew it and you were what a farce?

827
00:44:15.199 --> 00:44:18.760
<v Speaker 1>Did you see what what Barstools did?

828
00:44:19.079 --> 00:44:20.199
<v Speaker 3>No, it's hard.

829
00:44:20.280 --> 00:44:25.880
<v Speaker 1>So you know how my sons are totally into this.

830
00:44:26.000 --> 00:44:29.679
<v Speaker 2>You join these fantasy football leagues and now it's less

831
00:44:29.719 --> 00:44:33.840
<v Speaker 2>about winning the league and all about not being the

832
00:44:33.880 --> 00:44:38.519
<v Speaker 2>guy who loses the league. Because there's an insane punishment

833
00:44:39.159 --> 00:44:39.880
<v Speaker 2>for the guy.

834
00:44:39.719 --> 00:44:40.679
<v Speaker 1>Who loses the league.

835
00:44:40.760 --> 00:44:43.199
<v Speaker 2>So if you come in last in your fantasy league,

836
00:44:43.360 --> 00:44:45.960
<v Speaker 2>like my son had one last year at TCU, or

837
00:44:46.000 --> 00:44:49.320
<v Speaker 2>the guy who lost had to streak across campus.

838
00:44:49.599 --> 00:44:52.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you have to do these that's ridiculous things.

839
00:44:53.000 --> 00:44:55.880
<v Speaker 2>Well one of the leagues, I don't know how many

840
00:44:55.920 --> 00:44:57.119
<v Speaker 2>leagues Barstools has.

841
00:44:57.679 --> 00:45:01.559
<v Speaker 1>If you lose, you have to lock.

842
00:45:01.360 --> 00:45:05.119
<v Speaker 2>Yourself in a room and and you can't come out

843
00:45:05.199 --> 00:45:08.280
<v Speaker 2>until you read the entire Kamala Harris book.

844
00:45:09.519 --> 00:45:12.119
<v Speaker 1>And then then you have to.

845
00:45:11.880 --> 00:45:16.639
<v Speaker 2>Pass a test on questions from the book to prove

846
00:45:16.679 --> 00:45:19.760
<v Speaker 2>you actually read it, and if you don't pass, you

847
00:45:19.880 --> 00:45:22.679
<v Speaker 2>go back in the room until you read the book again.

848
00:45:23.039 --> 00:45:25.760
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was a great that's a great punishment for.

849
00:45:28.079 --> 00:45:31.320
<v Speaker 3>I couldn't imagine reading that whole book and then being

850
00:45:31.360 --> 00:45:33.239
<v Speaker 3>tested on it. That is torture.

851
00:45:34.320 --> 00:45:36.239
<v Speaker 1>It's torture, absolutely.

852
00:45:36.320 --> 00:45:38.840
<v Speaker 2>That's why it's the punishment for coming in last in

853
00:45:38.840 --> 00:45:39.280
<v Speaker 2>the league.

854
00:45:39.320 --> 00:45:40.920
<v Speaker 3>Well, it's not as bad. It's not as good as

855
00:45:41.159 --> 00:45:44.920
<v Speaker 3>kidnapping Asian kids and Vanderbilt.

856
00:45:44.559 --> 00:45:48.280
<v Speaker 1>And uh I tell that story on the show, say that.

857
00:45:50.519 --> 00:45:55.559
<v Speaker 3>The best ever Versity and your fraternity? What was your fraternity?

858
00:45:56.360 --> 00:45:58.880
<v Speaker 1>Pike ka pi cap alpha pi cap alpha.

859
00:45:58.960 --> 00:46:02.119
<v Speaker 3>So tell tell the folk, Well, this is way way

860
00:46:02.159 --> 00:46:04.679
<v Speaker 3>back in the of course.

861
00:46:05.719 --> 00:46:08.719
<v Speaker 2>We would we would have this. We'd have a big

862
00:46:08.760 --> 00:46:12.280
<v Speaker 2>party every weekend. But we had this party we would

863
00:46:12.280 --> 00:46:19.400
<v Speaker 2>throw called pan pen Pike. We would celebrate and part

864
00:46:19.519 --> 00:46:23.039
<v Speaker 2>of the part of the event was we would go

865
00:46:23.159 --> 00:46:26.840
<v Speaker 2>through the freshman register. We had all these pictures of

866
00:46:27.639 --> 00:46:34.039
<v Speaker 2>freshmen and you would find Asian freshmen and you would

867
00:46:34.639 --> 00:46:38.239
<v Speaker 2>take pledges for chorney pledges, and you would assign them

868
00:46:38.840 --> 00:46:44.679
<v Speaker 2>different Asian freshmen to come bring to the house as hostages.

869
00:46:45.320 --> 00:46:45.920
<v Speaker 1>For the night.

870
00:46:46.679 --> 00:46:47.039
<v Speaker 3>But it.

871
00:46:48.760 --> 00:46:53.320
<v Speaker 5>Over the over the over the years, over the years,

872
00:46:53.320 --> 00:46:57.880
<v Speaker 5>it sort of flipped on its head to where it

873
00:46:58.000 --> 00:47:02.159
<v Speaker 5>became an honor to.

874
00:47:01.320 --> 00:47:04.519
<v Speaker 1>Be sought to be a hostage for the night.

875
00:47:04.679 --> 00:47:09.119
<v Speaker 2>So so when people would come to your room to

876
00:47:09.239 --> 00:47:15.719
<v Speaker 2>get you, it wasn't this you know, demeaning, horrible thing.

877
00:47:15.880 --> 00:47:18.199
<v Speaker 2>It was kind of the Pikes want me to be

878
00:47:18.239 --> 00:47:21.760
<v Speaker 2>one of their hostages to night for the okay, great, uh,

879
00:47:21.800 --> 00:47:24.320
<v Speaker 2>And we'd bring them to the house and and uh

880
00:47:24.480 --> 00:47:25.079
<v Speaker 2>they would.

881
00:47:24.840 --> 00:47:27.199
<v Speaker 1>Be hostages for the evening. For the entire part.

882
00:47:27.760 --> 00:47:31.679
<v Speaker 2>We drank which agent orange punch is what we do.

883
00:47:32.519 --> 00:47:38.320
<v Speaker 2>We would we would mix orange tang with UH with

884
00:47:38.800 --> 00:47:40.480
<v Speaker 2>PGA with pure grain alcohol.

885
00:47:40.880 --> 00:47:43.199
<v Speaker 1>It was brutal, I mean it was. It was bad.

886
00:47:44.920 --> 00:47:49.239
<v Speaker 1>Two cups of this stuff and you're gone, and.

887
00:47:49.159 --> 00:47:50.760
<v Speaker 2>We would by the end of the night we would

888
00:47:50.800 --> 00:47:54.079
<v Speaker 2>be You would run, you'd dive in the air.

889
00:47:54.199 --> 00:47:56.280
<v Speaker 1>Guys would grab your legs as you're going up and

890
00:47:56.320 --> 00:47:58.599
<v Speaker 1>they would dunk you. We we had huge vats of

891
00:47:58.639 --> 00:47:59.079
<v Speaker 1>this stuff.

892
00:47:59.239 --> 00:48:02.480
<v Speaker 2>They would dunk you in and hold you down in

893
00:48:02.519 --> 00:48:04.960
<v Speaker 2>it until you tapped out and you'd come back and

894
00:48:05.000 --> 00:48:06.159
<v Speaker 2>you just gulp the.

895
00:48:06.239 --> 00:48:08.559
<v Speaker 1>Stuff from from in the thing.

896
00:48:09.199 --> 00:48:13.000
<v Speaker 2>And uh yeah, I'm surprised more more guys didn't get.

897
00:48:13.400 --> 00:48:16.519
<v Speaker 3>Like we're doing for apples, no matter how disgusting that was,

898
00:48:16.559 --> 00:48:18.719
<v Speaker 3>bobbing for apples and we were kids, But.

899
00:48:19.000 --> 00:48:24.639
<v Speaker 1>The amount of the amount of truly dangerous stupid ship

900
00:48:24.800 --> 00:48:27.880
<v Speaker 1>we did back in the day, I mean, understand why

901
00:48:27.920 --> 00:48:30.000
<v Speaker 1>they can't do it anymore, but god, it was it

902
00:48:30.119 --> 00:48:30.960
<v Speaker 1>was so much fun.

903
00:48:31.039 --> 00:48:31.880
<v Speaker 3>I mean it was fun.

904
00:48:32.239 --> 00:48:32.440
<v Speaker 5>It was.

905
00:48:32.519 --> 00:48:36.719
<v Speaker 3>It's good. It's a good cleaning college kid fun. That's

906
00:48:36.719 --> 00:48:39.239
<v Speaker 3>what college is for, especially if you're living away and

907
00:48:39.280 --> 00:48:42.320
<v Speaker 3>you're with a fraternity. Of course, of course, but I

908
00:48:42.679 --> 00:48:44.599
<v Speaker 3>didn't know if the if the Asian kids knew they

909
00:48:44.599 --> 00:48:47.159
<v Speaker 3>were being hunted, Did they know the week or they

910
00:48:47.239 --> 00:48:48.440
<v Speaker 3>just hunt?

911
00:48:48.440 --> 00:48:50.599
<v Speaker 1>It is probably the harsh what if you want to.

912
00:48:50.599 --> 00:48:52.960
<v Speaker 3>Go take the hostage. Did they know this was going on?

913
00:48:53.400 --> 00:48:54.920
<v Speaker 3>Did they know what week it was? Or it just

914
00:48:54.960 --> 00:48:56.519
<v Speaker 3>sprung on them?

915
00:48:57.119 --> 00:48:57.679
<v Speaker 1>I think that.

916
00:48:58.480 --> 00:49:03.800
<v Speaker 2>I think that word with travel and uh you know,

917
00:49:03.840 --> 00:49:09.480
<v Speaker 2>and and chances are that if you're a freshman, an

918
00:49:09.480 --> 00:49:13.039
<v Speaker 2>Asian freshman, you have one or two of our pledges

919
00:49:13.079 --> 00:49:16.519
<v Speaker 2>on your floor because they're spread all over. You're pulling

920
00:49:16.559 --> 00:49:20.880
<v Speaker 2>from every dormitory for your pledge class and so they

921
00:49:20.960 --> 00:49:25.880
<v Speaker 2>probably mentioned, you know that this is going on this

922
00:49:25.920 --> 00:49:28.559
<v Speaker 2>particular weekend, and so but you know, if it happens

923
00:49:28.599 --> 00:49:31.280
<v Speaker 2>to you, it's you know, it's an honor to actually

924
00:49:31.320 --> 00:49:32.079
<v Speaker 2>be there.

925
00:49:32.239 --> 00:49:34.559
<v Speaker 1>You know, there are tons of Asians not being.

926
00:49:34.519 --> 00:49:37.079
<v Speaker 2>Requested to come over to to the party that night,

927
00:49:37.079 --> 00:49:37.800
<v Speaker 2>blah blah blah.

928
00:49:37.800 --> 00:49:44.639
<v Speaker 3>So so so we weren't just horrible people kidnapping as

929
00:49:44.960 --> 00:49:45.280
<v Speaker 3>we did.

930
00:49:45.440 --> 00:49:46.360
<v Speaker 1>We did some stuff.

931
00:49:46.760 --> 00:49:50.480
<v Speaker 2>I hated the fraternity house next to us, the Sigma

932
00:49:50.519 --> 00:49:53.599
<v Speaker 2>News the Nubs, which I know is Sigma News. Good

933
00:49:53.599 --> 00:49:56.000
<v Speaker 2>fraternity in a lot of places that at Vandy. I

934
00:49:56.000 --> 00:49:59.599
<v Speaker 2>apologize to any Vandy Sigma News from my ear that

935
00:49:59.599 --> 00:49:59.800
<v Speaker 2>may be.

936
00:50:00.440 --> 00:50:03.199
<v Speaker 1>But they were, they were. They were the biggest nerds.

937
00:50:03.880 --> 00:50:09.960
<v Speaker 2>And every every one of the fat houses, all the

938
00:50:10.119 --> 00:50:15.239
<v Speaker 2>all the guys would double and triple park behind the

939
00:50:15.360 --> 00:50:20.519
<v Speaker 2>house because you had very limited parking on campus. You

940
00:50:20.519 --> 00:50:23.880
<v Speaker 2>didn't have real parking lot behind the house. You had

941
00:50:23.920 --> 00:50:28.400
<v Speaker 2>whatever was originally a backyard, and everybody just started parking

942
00:50:28.440 --> 00:50:31.280
<v Speaker 2>on and so we'd have a keyboard in the house

943
00:50:31.280 --> 00:50:33.920
<v Speaker 2>where everybody would leave their keys, because if your car

944
00:50:33.960 --> 00:50:36.000
<v Speaker 2>got blocked in by two guys, you need to get

945
00:50:36.000 --> 00:50:37.719
<v Speaker 2>a couple of pledges to back out so you could

946
00:50:37.760 --> 00:50:38.239
<v Speaker 2>back out.

947
00:50:38.480 --> 00:50:38.800
<v Speaker 1>It was.

948
00:50:38.880 --> 00:50:41.000
<v Speaker 2>It was a mess, but it was better than better

949
00:50:41.039 --> 00:50:44.800
<v Speaker 2>than getting tickets everywhere. And I forget what the Nubs

950
00:50:44.840 --> 00:50:48.800
<v Speaker 2>had done, but they pissed me off, and so I

951
00:50:48.920 --> 00:50:52.480
<v Speaker 2>made a bunch of pledges go over to their parking

952
00:50:52.480 --> 00:50:55.760
<v Speaker 2>lot at two o'clock in the morning and get and

953
00:50:55.880 --> 00:50:57.719
<v Speaker 2>unscrew all the license plates from.

954
00:50:57.559 --> 00:50:59.840
<v Speaker 3>All the card.

955
00:50:59.599 --> 00:51:03.679
<v Speaker 2>And then we went out to this golf course like

956
00:51:04.599 --> 00:51:09.960
<v Speaker 2>five miles away from campus and buried all of the

957
00:51:10.000 --> 00:51:11.599
<v Speaker 2>license plates and.

958
00:51:11.679 --> 00:51:15.000
<v Speaker 1>The spot and then made a treasure map.

959
00:51:16.360 --> 00:51:20.679
<v Speaker 2>With clues and left and left the fucking clues at

960
00:51:20.679 --> 00:51:21.840
<v Speaker 2>the at the Nub.

961
00:51:21.639 --> 00:51:26.440
<v Speaker 3>House with top notch college in America was going on

962
00:51:26.800 --> 00:51:29.159
<v Speaker 3>with no attribution that it was that it was, so

963
00:51:29.199 --> 00:51:29.960
<v Speaker 3>they didn't know.

964
00:51:30.280 --> 00:51:35.519
<v Speaker 2>They highly suspected, probably highly suspected me, but highly suspected

965
00:51:35.559 --> 00:51:37.880
<v Speaker 2>it was it was our house that was that was

966
00:51:37.920 --> 00:51:40.440
<v Speaker 2>doing this. But we had them going for three or

967
00:51:40.440 --> 00:51:42.360
<v Speaker 2>four days on because they'd have to.

968
00:51:42.280 --> 00:51:45.199
<v Speaker 1>Call in for the next clue. And I mean, we

969
00:51:45.360 --> 00:51:46.719
<v Speaker 1>just put them through hell.

970
00:51:46.880 --> 00:51:49.360
<v Speaker 2>And what were they gonna do. They call campus police,

971
00:51:49.400 --> 00:51:51.280
<v Speaker 2>the campus place, They come to our door and go,

972
00:51:51.800 --> 00:51:54.480
<v Speaker 2>you know, are you involved in the in the license

973
00:51:54.480 --> 00:51:55.079
<v Speaker 2>plate caper.

974
00:51:55.639 --> 00:51:59.320
<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about. I mean, we did ship

975
00:51:59.440 --> 00:52:01.079
<v Speaker 1>like that all the freaking time.

976
00:52:02.159 --> 00:52:03.840
<v Speaker 3>That's why high school was better for me because I

977
00:52:03.840 --> 00:52:06.840
<v Speaker 3>didn't I commuted to college. I didn't live on campus,

978
00:52:06.880 --> 00:52:10.079
<v Speaker 3>so my fund was limited in college. But when I

979
00:52:10.119 --> 00:52:13.719
<v Speaker 3>began to do theater. When I mined in theater, one

980
00:52:13.760 --> 00:52:16.960
<v Speaker 3>of the wackiest things we did was I was in

981
00:52:17.079 --> 00:52:19.480
<v Speaker 3>a play called The Indian Wantster Bronx. Al Pacino did

982
00:52:19.519 --> 00:52:22.079
<v Speaker 3>it on Off Broadway in Broadway when he was very young,

983
00:52:22.679 --> 00:52:25.199
<v Speaker 3>and I had his role. And it's set in the

984
00:52:25.199 --> 00:52:28.199
<v Speaker 3>street in New York City, so we needed ambient sound

985
00:52:28.280 --> 00:52:29.800
<v Speaker 3>of New York. So we had to tape New York

986
00:52:29.800 --> 00:52:33.119
<v Speaker 3>traffic and sirens and ambulances and whistles and shit. That

987
00:52:33.239 --> 00:52:35.800
<v Speaker 3>played in the theater. But we needed a phone booth because

988
00:52:35.800 --> 00:52:38.639
<v Speaker 3>the phone booth was an integral part of that play.

989
00:52:38.960 --> 00:52:41.800
<v Speaker 3>This Indian guy was calling to first Sun. How do

990
00:52:41.840 --> 00:52:44.239
<v Speaker 3>you get a phone booth? We went out. We took

991
00:52:44.480 --> 00:52:47.440
<v Speaker 3>this big sculptor, his name was Michael Angelo, believe or not,

992
00:52:47.840 --> 00:52:51.239
<v Speaker 3>and we took his truck into Manhattan and we found

993
00:52:51.599 --> 00:52:53.519
<v Speaker 3>I don't know how we found it, maybe somebody kept

994
00:52:53.599 --> 00:52:56.320
<v Speaker 3>us off. There was a glass phone booth someplace downtown

995
00:52:56.639 --> 00:52:59.599
<v Speaker 3>that wasn't really screwed into cement or you could you

996
00:52:59.599 --> 00:53:02.119
<v Speaker 3>could move. We fucking took it and later in the

997
00:53:02.159 --> 00:53:05.320
<v Speaker 3>back of his long truck afford something and we are

998
00:53:05.559 --> 00:53:07.880
<v Speaker 3>the professors were out of the How did you do?

999
00:53:08.159 --> 00:53:10.519
<v Speaker 3>We took waste baskets. They used to have the Manhattan

1000
00:53:10.559 --> 00:53:12.440
<v Speaker 3>to make it really like a New York City street.

1001
00:53:12.480 --> 00:53:14.679
<v Speaker 3>But still their phone was fun. The other thing we

1002
00:53:14.719 --> 00:53:18.800
<v Speaker 3>did was big party. Parents came over. It was like initiate,

1003
00:53:18.920 --> 00:53:22.119
<v Speaker 3>not initiation. When you first go to college the first

1004
00:53:22.159 --> 00:53:24.840
<v Speaker 3>week you gotta you gotta that they throw parties. You

1005
00:53:24.960 --> 00:53:27.119
<v Speaker 3>stay on campus for two or three nights to get

1006
00:53:27.480 --> 00:53:30.239
<v Speaker 3>the look of the campus and have some parties. And

1007
00:53:30.400 --> 00:53:32.639
<v Speaker 3>all the parents were there and there was a big

1008
00:53:32.880 --> 00:53:36.440
<v Speaker 3>get together at some hall, Riggs hall. Me and my buddy.

1009
00:53:36.480 --> 00:53:39.480
<v Speaker 3>This is so bad. We went there. Everybody, all the

1010
00:53:39.519 --> 00:53:41.920
<v Speaker 3>parents had their coats and you know, pocketbooks in a

1011
00:53:41.920 --> 00:53:46.639
<v Speaker 3>separate room. We went in their bags, not to steal money,

1012
00:53:46.760 --> 00:53:50.280
<v Speaker 3>to change everybody's car keys in different pocketbooks. This is

1013
00:53:50.360 --> 00:53:53.440
<v Speaker 3>before cell phones. So we left the party early because

1014
00:53:53.519 --> 00:53:56.760
<v Speaker 3>I gotta go. Now. Could you imagine ten twelve?

1015
00:53:56.840 --> 00:53:59.000
<v Speaker 1>Like how people at Oh there.

1016
00:53:58.920 --> 00:54:01.239
<v Speaker 3>Was like sixty people, but we got ten or twelve

1017
00:54:01.280 --> 00:54:04.079
<v Speaker 3>bags and we were just laughing and throwing different keys

1018
00:54:04.119 --> 00:54:07.679
<v Speaker 3>and different bags. When they get their key, they can't

1019
00:54:07.719 --> 00:54:10.039
<v Speaker 3>call anybody. There's no cell phones. What the fuck do

1020
00:54:10.079 --> 00:54:12.599
<v Speaker 3>you do? You have to wait until so many drugs

1021
00:54:12.719 --> 00:54:14.280
<v Speaker 3>you all show up, are going to go. I have

1022
00:54:14.360 --> 00:54:16.840
<v Speaker 3>your kids, you have my keys. But that's that was

1023
00:54:16.840 --> 00:54:18.800
<v Speaker 3>my fun in college. It was limited to that because

1024
00:54:18.840 --> 00:54:21.920
<v Speaker 3>I commuted. That's why high school is uh. I can't

1025
00:54:21.960 --> 00:54:23.519
<v Speaker 3>get high school out of my mind because that was

1026
00:54:24.519 --> 00:54:25.360
<v Speaker 3>the ship we did.

1027
00:54:25.280 --> 00:54:29.159
<v Speaker 2>Was well, you know, I love so I've told some

1028
00:54:29.239 --> 00:54:32.679
<v Speaker 2>stories about the pranks that that I pulled on my

1029
00:54:32.800 --> 00:54:35.400
<v Speaker 2>mentor Bob Curry over there over the years, but it

1030
00:54:35.440 --> 00:54:41.599
<v Speaker 2>really started at school because that's you know, the opportunity

1031
00:54:41.639 --> 00:54:46.079
<v Speaker 2>to pull pranks on other guys orretitive fraternities or whatever.

1032
00:54:46.119 --> 00:54:48.280
<v Speaker 2>It was just, I mean, it was just there for

1033
00:54:48.320 --> 00:54:50.199
<v Speaker 2>the taking and it was so much fun.

1034
00:54:50.360 --> 00:54:54.000
<v Speaker 1>Like one was particularly brutal that we did where because

1035
00:54:54.000 --> 00:54:55.199
<v Speaker 1>the process was brutal.

1036
00:54:55.239 --> 00:55:00.280
<v Speaker 2>This was this was really us rebelling against a process

1037
00:55:00.320 --> 00:55:03.639
<v Speaker 2>that I thought was just unbelievably cruel. And so what

1038
00:55:03.639 --> 00:55:07.320
<v Speaker 2>would happen with what happened with sororities and girls is.

1039
00:55:08.800 --> 00:55:10.000
<v Speaker 1>So you'd be there.

1040
00:55:09.719 --> 00:55:14.639
<v Speaker 2>All fresh first semester or freshman year, meeting different people

1041
00:55:14.679 --> 00:55:19.159
<v Speaker 2>and going to sorority houses and seeing people and meeting

1042
00:55:19.159 --> 00:55:22.440
<v Speaker 2>people at fraternity parties and everything like that. And then

1043
00:55:22.840 --> 00:55:26.679
<v Speaker 2>official rush is right when you get back for second

1044
00:55:26.679 --> 00:55:31.599
<v Speaker 2>semester and you go through formalized tours of all the houses,

1045
00:55:31.639 --> 00:55:34.000
<v Speaker 2>meeting the sisters in each of the houses. And then

1046
00:55:34.000 --> 00:55:39.280
<v Speaker 2>what would happen is each freshman girl that wanted to

1047
00:55:39.320 --> 00:55:43.119
<v Speaker 2>be in a sorority would have to furnish their choices

1048
00:55:43.159 --> 00:55:45.559
<v Speaker 2>one two three, their list of one two three, and

1049
00:55:45.639 --> 00:55:50.880
<v Speaker 2>each sorority would have to create their list of it's

1050
00:55:50.920 --> 00:55:55.400
<v Speaker 2>probably twenty five maybe thirty girls that they wanted in

1051
00:55:56.199 --> 00:56:00.840
<v Speaker 2>and then the whatever it was, the Panehlanic Council would

1052
00:56:00.840 --> 00:56:06.559
<v Speaker 2>do the merging together of the choices desired by the

1053
00:56:06.599 --> 00:56:11.000
<v Speaker 2>freshman girls and the lists provided by the sororities. So

1054
00:56:11.760 --> 00:56:15.360
<v Speaker 2>you didn't know what sorority you were going to be

1055
00:56:15.480 --> 00:56:21.320
<v Speaker 2>in until this one Saturday, which what would happen is

1056
00:56:21.360 --> 00:56:24.519
<v Speaker 2>at nine am on that Saturday, you would go to

1057
00:56:24.960 --> 00:56:29.039
<v Speaker 2>your mailbox which was at this student Center, the Student

1058
00:56:29.079 --> 00:56:31.920
<v Speaker 2>Center event, and you would open your mailbox and it

1059
00:56:31.960 --> 00:56:35.159
<v Speaker 2>would tell you what sorority you were in, which might

1060
00:56:35.159 --> 00:56:37.039
<v Speaker 2>have been your first, might have been your second, might

1061
00:56:37.079 --> 00:56:42.280
<v Speaker 2>have been your third choice, and you would immediately run

1062
00:56:43.000 --> 00:56:47.960
<v Speaker 2>from the student center to that sorority where all of

1063
00:56:48.000 --> 00:56:52.119
<v Speaker 2>the girls are out and balloons and you know it's

1064
00:56:52.159 --> 00:56:57.039
<v Speaker 2>a party atmosphere and everything, and so this was sort

1065
00:56:57.039 --> 00:57:01.159
<v Speaker 2>of straight out of Animal House. We got one of

1066
00:57:01.159 --> 00:57:04.239
<v Speaker 2>the guys out a truck and we all got fire

1067
00:57:04.280 --> 00:57:07.960
<v Speaker 2>extinguishers and we had masks on, and we waited till

1068
00:57:08.079 --> 00:57:13.039
<v Speaker 2>nine am, and then at nine am we just made

1069
00:57:13.039 --> 00:57:16.599
<v Speaker 2>a circuit around the route because all the sororities were

1070
00:57:16.639 --> 00:57:19.519
<v Speaker 2>in a two block area, so they were all the

1071
00:57:19.559 --> 00:57:23.760
<v Speaker 2>girls were running to that slatest sororities, and we would

1072
00:57:23.840 --> 00:57:25.960
<v Speaker 2>just be shooting fire extinguishers.

1073
00:57:25.360 --> 00:57:28.639
<v Speaker 1>About everybody at everybody. I say, we're going by. It's

1074
00:57:28.679 --> 00:57:29.280
<v Speaker 1>so stupid.

1075
00:57:30.239 --> 00:57:34.000
<v Speaker 2>It was freaking hysterical though, because you've got this, you know,

1076
00:57:35.000 --> 00:57:40.400
<v Speaker 2>holier than now Southern Baptists dressed in this perfect outfit

1077
00:57:41.079 --> 00:57:44.880
<v Speaker 2>heading to the pi FI House or the Tridell's house

1078
00:57:45.000 --> 00:57:48.079
<v Speaker 2>or the KD House or whatever, and you know, all

1079
00:57:48.119 --> 00:57:49.920
<v Speaker 2>of a sudden you get you're getting shot by a

1080
00:57:49.960 --> 00:57:54.480
<v Speaker 2>fire Why who knows just to be idiots, but you.

1081
00:57:54.480 --> 00:57:54.960
<v Speaker 1>Could do it.

1082
00:57:55.000 --> 00:57:57.840
<v Speaker 3>There's a guy on Instagram, a black guy. It's a

1083
00:57:58.159 --> 00:58:01.920
<v Speaker 3>black neighborhood some city where there's a lot of a

1084
00:58:01.920 --> 00:58:04.960
<v Speaker 3>lot of traffic when people walking, street traffic, and this

1085
00:58:05.000 --> 00:58:07.599
<v Speaker 3>guy has a leaf blowing. It's in a residential area.

1086
00:58:08.679 --> 00:58:10.840
<v Speaker 3>And what he does was when he sees a girl coming,

1087
00:58:10.880 --> 00:58:12.440
<v Speaker 3>a black girl that he knows has a wig or

1088
00:58:12.440 --> 00:58:14.920
<v Speaker 3>a weave, he waits and he goes right up their

1089
00:58:14.960 --> 00:58:17.320
<v Speaker 3>back and blows their weave off. You gotta see these

1090
00:58:17.320 --> 00:58:20.880
<v Speaker 3>girls running for their weaves, crawling on the ground. It's

1091
00:58:20.880 --> 00:58:21.480
<v Speaker 3>a good gig.

1092
00:58:21.719 --> 00:58:22.199
<v Speaker 1>It's fun.

1093
00:58:22.559 --> 00:58:25.079
<v Speaker 2>They'll stop the w NBA game and process by the

1094
00:58:25.079 --> 00:58:27.480
<v Speaker 2>way to get the wig when it falls, when it

1095
00:58:27.519 --> 00:58:27.960
<v Speaker 2>comes off.

1096
00:58:28.000 --> 00:58:30.719
<v Speaker 3>They wouldn't even say wig, Oh this problem down, Say okay,

1097
00:58:30.880 --> 00:58:33.000
<v Speaker 3>she's gonna take down the tunnel. She's gonna go to loft.

1098
00:58:33.039 --> 00:58:35.280
<v Speaker 3>They wouldn't even say her wig fell, her weave is off.

1099
00:58:35.320 --> 00:58:37.159
<v Speaker 3>They that's embarrassing. Can't say it.

1100
00:58:38.320 --> 00:58:40.559
<v Speaker 1>Can't say that it's a green dil though.

1101
00:58:40.599 --> 00:58:45.559
<v Speaker 2>Either it has to be foreign matter on the foreign object. Yeah,

1102
00:58:45.880 --> 00:58:48.519
<v Speaker 2>that was the old WWE line, wasn't It was always

1103
00:58:48.519 --> 00:58:51.000
<v Speaker 2>a that the wrestler brought a foreign object into the

1104
00:58:51.039 --> 00:58:51.920
<v Speaker 2>ring object.

1105
00:58:52.599 --> 00:58:54.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what is he had a for an object? Yeah,

1106
00:58:54.320 --> 00:58:57.320
<v Speaker 3>that's fine, unbelievable. Hey, was not a real picture of

1107
00:58:57.360 --> 00:59:00.480
<v Speaker 3>hul khog and I saw in his casket. I don't know.

1108
00:59:00.559 --> 00:59:02.840
<v Speaker 3>It could be AI, but I saw a picture on

1109
00:59:02.880 --> 00:59:06.239
<v Speaker 3>Instagram of Hulk k Holgan open casket in a nice suit,

1110
00:59:06.480 --> 00:59:10.639
<v Speaker 3>but the red bandana Hulklebania on his head and the

1111
00:59:10.679 --> 00:59:14.639
<v Speaker 3>flumentru of course all white, and his eyes weren't completely shut.

1112
00:59:15.199 --> 00:59:17.360
<v Speaker 3>And it looks so eerie that he looked like he

1113
00:59:17.480 --> 00:59:20.440
<v Speaker 3>was in It was just like an intense moment in life.

1114
00:59:20.519 --> 00:59:23.159
<v Speaker 3>He looked alive. I'm not sure if its a I well,

1115
00:59:23.199 --> 00:59:24.960
<v Speaker 3>they really had an open casket.

1116
00:59:25.320 --> 00:59:29.039
<v Speaker 1>Too, well, it could it could. I haven't seen that. Yeah,

1117
00:59:29.199 --> 00:59:30.960
<v Speaker 1>could be either, because I could.

1118
00:59:30.880 --> 00:59:34.719
<v Speaker 2>Very well see him saying when I go, this is

1119
00:59:34.760 --> 00:59:37.519
<v Speaker 2>how I want to this is how I want to be.

1120
00:59:37.760 --> 00:59:39.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you got to bury him with the with the bandana,

1121
00:59:40.159 --> 00:59:41.639
<v Speaker 3>you got it, that's his thing. You can't.

1122
00:59:42.360 --> 00:59:46.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And it's interesting more people don't do something.

1123
00:59:46.480 --> 00:59:49.719
<v Speaker 2>Like that, like here's how if you're going to be

1124
00:59:49.719 --> 00:59:53.719
<v Speaker 2>in an open casket, here's what I want, Like we

1125
00:59:54.239 --> 00:59:58.800
<v Speaker 2>we all have you know, uh dn R's and different

1126
00:59:58.840 --> 01:00:01.079
<v Speaker 2>instructions for how we want to be treated if we're

1127
01:00:01.079 --> 01:00:04.320
<v Speaker 2>on our dithetics. But nobody, at least I don't know

1128
01:00:04.360 --> 01:00:07.920
<v Speaker 2>if anybody that says, here's what I want, you know,

1129
01:00:08.039 --> 01:00:11.599
<v Speaker 2>and if you said, look when I go, I want

1130
01:00:11.639 --> 01:00:14.119
<v Speaker 2>my nineteen seventy nine West Side of high school.

1131
01:00:13.880 --> 01:00:17.480
<v Speaker 1>Basketball uniform, I have it, Okay, I want.

1132
01:00:17.760 --> 01:00:19.440
<v Speaker 2>I want to be I want my open cast with

1133
01:00:19.599 --> 01:00:21.880
<v Speaker 2>me with I don't care how fucking bad I look.

1134
01:00:22.239 --> 01:00:22.639
<v Speaker 1>I want.

1135
01:00:22.840 --> 01:00:26.639
<v Speaker 2>I want to have my my uniform.

1136
01:00:26.239 --> 01:00:29.360
<v Speaker 3>On Crans forty four, my big fat belly in that

1137
01:00:29.440 --> 01:00:30.760
<v Speaker 3>old high school shirt.

1138
01:00:30.880 --> 01:00:33.079
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I think she I think you should do that. Start.

1139
01:00:33.199 --> 01:00:34.800
<v Speaker 2>I think I think you should do it if you

1140
01:00:34.880 --> 01:00:37.079
<v Speaker 2>have it, if you have it, especially and.

1141
01:00:37.000 --> 01:00:41.360
<v Speaker 3>Why not because I looks so fucking big, But why not?

1142
01:00:41.440 --> 01:00:44.239
<v Speaker 1>But you're you're saying goodbye to everybody.

1143
01:00:44.239 --> 01:00:46.440
<v Speaker 2>Hey, look, you know what I wanted to say goodbye

1144
01:00:46.519 --> 01:00:48.440
<v Speaker 2>in my in my high school basketball uniform.

1145
01:00:48.519 --> 01:00:51.440
<v Speaker 3>At least you don't have a good laugh. That'd be

1146
01:00:51.440 --> 01:00:54.119
<v Speaker 3>fun because you have to laugh at funerals like when

1147
01:00:55.039 --> 01:00:56.639
<v Speaker 3>when Gallagher, what you got? What do you guys want

1148
01:00:56.639 --> 01:01:00.719
<v Speaker 3>to My father's funeral and my brother, my cousin Raymond

1149
01:01:00.840 --> 01:01:04.199
<v Speaker 3>was there. He was Vietnam War vet brewers hair. It

1150
01:01:04.320 --> 01:01:06.199
<v Speaker 3>was like he was like one of those guys on

1151
01:01:06.239 --> 01:01:08.880
<v Speaker 3>that reality show with the old men, Doc Hunters, whatever

1152
01:01:08.880 --> 01:01:12.360
<v Speaker 3>the fuck was called long hair beard just a mess

1153
01:01:12.679 --> 01:01:17.199
<v Speaker 3>and uh, Gallagher walks over me real quiet, and he goes,

1154
01:01:18.400 --> 01:01:21.039
<v Speaker 3>I'm glad. Who do you say, I'm glad. Oh, I'm

1155
01:01:21.039 --> 01:01:28.519
<v Speaker 3>glad the grateful dead came to see your father. Perfect.

1156
01:01:28.840 --> 01:01:31.079
<v Speaker 3>It's perfect Gallagher. And of course he's laughed.

1157
01:01:34.480 --> 01:01:37.239
<v Speaker 1>No one, no one likes their own material better than Gallaghy.

1158
01:01:38.639 --> 01:01:42.199
<v Speaker 1>He gets a good laugh out of it. But him lately,

1159
01:01:42.559 --> 01:01:43.679
<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen him lately.

1160
01:01:43.800 --> 01:01:47.440
<v Speaker 2>We we had a text go around not too long

1161
01:01:47.480 --> 01:01:50.320
<v Speaker 2>ago saying we needed to to put the band together

1162
01:01:50.360 --> 01:01:52.519
<v Speaker 2>for something, but we we haven't tell you what I'm

1163
01:01:52.519 --> 01:01:52.800
<v Speaker 2>going to do.

1164
01:01:53.159 --> 01:01:56.880
<v Speaker 3>I wrote a screenplay once and it's it's it's a

1165
01:01:56.960 --> 01:02:00.840
<v Speaker 3>It's about a guy real quickly who It's like, if

1166
01:02:00.880 --> 01:02:03.480
<v Speaker 3>you have something you really want in life, like a

1167
01:02:03.599 --> 01:02:06.800
<v Speaker 3>like a final wish, so to speak, this guy will

1168
01:02:06.960 --> 01:02:09.679
<v Speaker 3>carry out whatever it is you want done. You know,

1169
01:02:10.599 --> 01:02:12.840
<v Speaker 3>everybody wants different things. They're about to die. They want

1170
01:02:12.840 --> 01:02:15.239
<v Speaker 3>to make sure a girlfriend that lived across the country

1171
01:02:15.280 --> 01:02:17.320
<v Speaker 3>knows that he always loved her more than his wife.

1172
01:02:17.400 --> 01:02:19.559
<v Speaker 3>That kind of shit. So this guy goes around doing

1173
01:02:20.079 --> 01:02:22.519
<v Speaker 3>one thing we had him do in the screenplay was

1174
01:02:23.159 --> 01:02:26.719
<v Speaker 3>he sent the clown to someone's funeral. That would be

1175
01:02:26.800 --> 01:02:29.000
<v Speaker 3>the ultimate to be in a funeral and have a

1176
01:02:29.000 --> 01:02:29.840
<v Speaker 3>clown walk in.

1177
01:02:30.960 --> 01:02:33.159
<v Speaker 1>Oh dude, I love that.

1178
01:02:33.360 --> 01:02:36.599
<v Speaker 2>I actually think that's a great idea for a business

1179
01:02:37.119 --> 01:02:41.280
<v Speaker 2>like the Final Wishes. Yeah, Final Wishes. So the bit

1180
01:02:41.400 --> 01:02:45.440
<v Speaker 2>what we do is fulfill your your your three wishes.

1181
01:02:45.840 --> 01:02:48.800
<v Speaker 2>We fulfill your final three wishes in life? What would

1182
01:02:48.800 --> 01:02:52.800
<v Speaker 2>you like him to be? And and then you go like.

1183
01:02:52.760 --> 01:02:56.159
<v Speaker 3>A Bob Odenkirk playing that role like a you know,

1184
01:02:56.199 --> 01:02:58.880
<v Speaker 3>like not a tough, tough guy, but a sharp guy

1185
01:02:59.320 --> 01:03:00.840
<v Speaker 3>who knows what he wants. You know, it's how to

1186
01:03:00.840 --> 01:03:03.159
<v Speaker 3>get things done. And the whole thing about the movie was,

1187
01:03:03.719 --> 01:03:06.119
<v Speaker 3>even though he was getting paid at the end of

1188
01:03:06.119 --> 01:03:08.320
<v Speaker 3>the movie, you see that all the checks he got

1189
01:03:08.320 --> 01:03:10.559
<v Speaker 3>are tacked to a wall. He didn't catch one of them.

1190
01:03:10.760 --> 01:03:13.000
<v Speaker 3>He enjoyed doing what he did. He just wanted to

1191
01:03:13.039 --> 01:03:16.159
<v Speaker 3>make these people, these people's wishes come true. Some were crazy,

1192
01:03:16.199 --> 01:03:18.119
<v Speaker 3>some are really sweet. So there was a lot of

1193
01:03:18.480 --> 01:03:21.320
<v Speaker 3>you know, comedy, tragedy. It was a lot in there.

1194
01:03:21.360 --> 01:03:23.320
<v Speaker 3>It was a lot of fun to write. I haven't

1195
01:03:23.320 --> 01:03:24.719
<v Speaker 3>seen it in a while. I got to dig it out.

1196
01:03:25.199 --> 01:03:27.159
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, that's a good character.

1197
01:03:27.960 --> 01:03:30.440
<v Speaker 1>Well it's it's a good character. It's a good idea

1198
01:03:30.440 --> 01:03:31.559
<v Speaker 1>for a show. But I'm serious.

1199
01:03:31.760 --> 01:03:35.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a great idea for a business. There's probably

1200
01:03:35.880 --> 01:03:40.320
<v Speaker 2>something out there that's somewhat similar. But but to but

1201
01:03:40.480 --> 01:03:44.199
<v Speaker 2>to be able to grant I think. I think of

1202
01:03:44.280 --> 01:03:48.679
<v Speaker 2>my father in law right now, who was just larger

1203
01:03:48.719 --> 01:03:49.400
<v Speaker 2>than life.

1204
01:03:49.880 --> 01:03:52.159
<v Speaker 3>And my brother in law.

1205
01:03:52.639 --> 01:03:57.800
<v Speaker 2>This unbelievable guy who you know now it's it's you know,

1206
01:03:57.840 --> 01:04:01.840
<v Speaker 2>we're just waiting. And of course, uh, I would love

1207
01:04:01.960 --> 01:04:06.639
<v Speaker 2>for for him to say, hey, here's here's three things.

1208
01:04:06.760 --> 01:04:10.679
<v Speaker 2>You know, go to he's a big golfer, go to

1209
01:04:10.760 --> 01:04:14.320
<v Speaker 2>the go to Annandale, the club he played at, and

1210
01:04:15.199 --> 01:04:22.800
<v Speaker 2>take my driver and I don't know, uh, knock out

1211
01:04:22.920 --> 01:04:24.519
<v Speaker 2>the the tea.

1212
01:04:24.480 --> 01:04:27.159
<v Speaker 1>Markers on the first first hole. Whatever.

1213
01:04:27.199 --> 01:04:31.159
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but give me three things and go

1214
01:04:31.159 --> 01:04:33.400
<v Speaker 2>go do them for them.

1215
01:04:34.039 --> 01:04:36.159
<v Speaker 3>I think people will you do it and to make

1216
01:04:36.199 --> 01:04:38.239
<v Speaker 3>sure the guy knows it, make sure the guy knows

1217
01:04:38.280 --> 01:04:41.679
<v Speaker 3>it would work before he passes. And nowadays, because I

1218
01:04:41.679 --> 01:04:44.039
<v Speaker 3>wrote this years ago, nowadays you can show the guy

1219
01:04:44.079 --> 01:04:45.920
<v Speaker 3>your phone. You could, you could show them exactly what

1220
01:04:45.960 --> 01:04:48.400
<v Speaker 3>you did. But again, a lot of a lot of

1221
01:04:48.400 --> 01:04:52.119
<v Speaker 3>some some some wishes are tragic and sad, make you cry.

1222
01:04:52.760 --> 01:04:55.480
<v Speaker 3>Others are very funny, over the top, crazy ship that

1223
01:04:55.559 --> 01:04:59.760
<v Speaker 3>this guy is gonna do. Yeah, there's something there. There's

1224
01:04:59.800 --> 01:05:00.320
<v Speaker 3>something there.

1225
01:05:00.599 --> 01:05:02.480
<v Speaker 1>There's definitely something I gotta think about that.

1226
01:05:02.480 --> 01:05:05.599
<v Speaker 3>There's Yeah. I got a few of those stories that

1227
01:05:06.039 --> 01:05:08.039
<v Speaker 3>I didn't do anything with it. I didn't even I

1228
01:05:08.039 --> 01:05:10.880
<v Speaker 3>didn't even I didn't I didn't send it out to

1229
01:05:10.880 --> 01:05:12.800
<v Speaker 3>be optioned. I just at the end of the day,

1230
01:05:12.840 --> 01:05:15.119
<v Speaker 3>I just felt like, maybe it needs more, like I

1231
01:05:15.199 --> 01:05:15.920
<v Speaker 3>kind of dropped it.

1232
01:05:16.599 --> 01:05:21.079
<v Speaker 2>But okay, last thing and then, uh, lady, well we

1233
01:05:21.119 --> 01:05:24.719
<v Speaker 2>didn't get to we're doing our usual job of getting

1234
01:05:24.719 --> 01:05:25.760
<v Speaker 2>to like a fraction.

1235
01:05:25.559 --> 01:05:26.639
<v Speaker 1>Of the topics I put down.

1236
01:05:26.679 --> 01:05:27.639
<v Speaker 3>It's fine, all.

1237
01:05:27.679 --> 01:05:30.320
<v Speaker 1>Right, here's my thing on the Sydney Sweeney.

1238
01:05:30.480 --> 01:05:35.159
<v Speaker 3>Oh, Sydney, Sydney Sweeney. Go ahead, She's hottest, the hottest girl,

1239
01:05:35.199 --> 01:05:35.960
<v Speaker 3>Sidney Sweeney.

1240
01:05:36.920 --> 01:05:39.159
<v Speaker 1>I guess that's my problem.

1241
01:05:39.880 --> 01:05:44.280
<v Speaker 2>Like I think Sydney Sweeney has a you know, really

1242
01:05:44.559 --> 01:05:47.280
<v Speaker 2>really grandmother, say, best boobs in Hollywood.

1243
01:05:48.000 --> 01:05:49.760
<v Speaker 1>I think she's got a really nice body.

1244
01:05:49.920 --> 01:05:50.280
<v Speaker 3>She does.

1245
01:05:51.000 --> 01:05:53.559
<v Speaker 1>I don't think she's particularly pretty.

1246
01:05:53.719 --> 01:05:55.960
<v Speaker 3>I know what you mean, And I.

1247
01:05:55.920 --> 01:05:59.960
<v Speaker 2>Actually don't think she looks particularly good in an American eagle.

1248
01:06:00.760 --> 01:06:07.800
<v Speaker 3>I agree, I agree she's no. I agree that she

1249
01:06:07.800 --> 01:06:09.800
<v Speaker 3>didn't look her best in that ad because frankly, it

1250
01:06:09.840 --> 01:06:14.280
<v Speaker 3>wasn't as sexy. It didn't look sexy like baggy back, right,

1251
01:06:14.480 --> 01:06:16.760
<v Speaker 3>That's what I'm saying. Don't But if you see her

1252
01:06:16.800 --> 01:06:19.719
<v Speaker 3>on the red carpet with a tight, tight red dress

1253
01:06:19.760 --> 01:06:22.920
<v Speaker 3>with her boobs out, and I mean, and you know

1254
01:06:22.960 --> 01:06:24.719
<v Speaker 3>she's she's bed on the raid off of three years

1255
01:06:24.800 --> 01:06:27.119
<v Speaker 3>or so with that show Euphoria. We've seen her tits out.

1256
01:06:27.159 --> 01:06:29.320
<v Speaker 3>She's having sex on that show with her black boyfriend.

1257
01:06:29.519 --> 01:06:32.119
<v Speaker 3>So there's nothing new there. But this is a girl

1258
01:06:32.159 --> 01:06:36.239
<v Speaker 3>about two or three years ago was complaining that I'm

1259
01:06:36.280 --> 01:06:38.360
<v Speaker 3>not working enough, I'm not getting paid. How can I

1260
01:06:38.400 --> 01:06:40.280
<v Speaker 3>afford to live if I'm not gonna work. She was

1261
01:06:40.320 --> 01:06:43.360
<v Speaker 3>getting real like you're nasty and bitter, Like you're a

1262
01:06:43.360 --> 01:06:46.480
<v Speaker 3>fucking young woman. Calm down, you're gonna hit HBO show.

1263
01:06:46.800 --> 01:06:49.960
<v Speaker 3>You'll be fine, and now forget it, she's off to

1264
01:06:50.000 --> 01:06:53.880
<v Speaker 3>the races. I mean, this girl just blew up. But

1265
01:06:53.920 --> 01:06:55.440
<v Speaker 3>that's what a body can do for you. But I

1266
01:06:55.440 --> 01:06:57.800
<v Speaker 3>I agreed that her face is not you. Now, some

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<v Speaker 3>of my friends say she has like that, a little

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<v Speaker 3>bit like the little autistic face, a little on the

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<v Speaker 3>spectrum face kind of thing. But I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying solidy eight.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah I'll give of course, yeah, I'll give it an eight.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know what the ad Listen any you could

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<v Speaker 3>put Penelope Cruz and say she has great jeans and

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<v Speaker 3>she's Latin. You could take it doesn't matter the color.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care if Sydney's white because I like sexy

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01:07:22.719 --> 01:07:25.400
<v Speaker 3>black girls and sexy Latitas, so that could be. That

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01:07:25.440 --> 01:07:27.719
<v Speaker 3>could be an add for every sexy chick, not just

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01:07:27.760 --> 01:07:30.599
<v Speaker 3>Sidney Sweeney. And maybe they will. If they're smart, they'll

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<v Speaker 3>put a hot Latina, not so fiea the gar she's

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01:07:33.079 --> 01:07:35.400
<v Speaker 3>too old. I hate to say it, but you need

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01:07:35.440 --> 01:07:39.559
<v Speaker 3>someone young, young Latina. There's plenty out there ISAA Gonzalez,

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01:07:39.559 --> 01:07:41.480
<v Speaker 3>There's a million of them that would be a hit

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<v Speaker 3>for American Eagle. This way, you get old every culture.

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<v Speaker 2>It will it will be a series now and they'll

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01:07:46.280 --> 01:07:50.199
<v Speaker 2>do the obvious thing because it was never about anything other.

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01:07:50.119 --> 01:07:51.519
<v Speaker 1>Than that play on words.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, I look great in jeans and I

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01:07:54.480 --> 01:07:55.119
<v Speaker 2>have gray jeans.

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<v Speaker 3>It's such but so perfect. I talk about a perfect ad,

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01:07:58.119 --> 01:08:00.480
<v Speaker 3>they nailed it, and it's it's yeah, the nailed it.

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<v Speaker 3>I was. I was heavily thinking about advertising before I

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01:08:04.159 --> 01:08:06.719
<v Speaker 3>went to journalism. I loved advertising. I read a book

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01:08:06.760 --> 01:08:11.079
<v Speaker 3>called The Subliminal Art of Seduction when I was like eighteen,

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01:08:11.840 --> 01:08:14.400
<v Speaker 3>and I all the images they put in movies in

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01:08:14.440 --> 01:08:16.800
<v Speaker 3>the theater where you don't really see. It's one frame

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01:08:16.840 --> 01:08:18.720
<v Speaker 3>and a film, a Coca cola shows up and your

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01:08:19.079 --> 01:08:22.079
<v Speaker 3>mind catches, but your eyes don't suddenly get thirsty. Ship

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<v Speaker 3>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you would have been a great creative director. You

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01:08:24.760 --> 01:08:26.920
<v Speaker 1>could have wrote. I could have done that, for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>I wrote two heads up that I think were great.

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01:08:30.000 --> 01:08:32.520
<v Speaker 3>I wrote, well, the one I loved the most, and

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01:08:32.800 --> 01:08:35.960
<v Speaker 3>it's finally I think, finally somebody did it. But I

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01:08:35.960 --> 01:08:39.520
<v Speaker 3>would have like doctor Jay in bed on his night

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01:08:39.520 --> 01:08:42.600
<v Speaker 3>tables a big glass of milk and he gets an

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01:08:42.600 --> 01:08:46.319
<v Speaker 3>oreo cookie and he dunks it in the milk, eats

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01:08:46.359 --> 01:08:48.479
<v Speaker 3>it and he's on his back and he goes back

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<v Speaker 3>with with it. Dunken like a reverse dunk was a

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01:08:52.359 --> 01:08:56.439
<v Speaker 3>seculiar serving Dunk's areos. Yeah, that'd be kiy. I had

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<v Speaker 3>some good ideas back then. I did that was good.

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<v Speaker 1>That was good.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, then I got that. I just wanted to be

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01:09:00.640 --> 01:09:03.479
<v Speaker 3>a writer because I didn't have any advertising heroes. But

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01:09:03.560 --> 01:09:06.439
<v Speaker 3>you probably loved mad Men. I've never seen mad Men.

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01:09:07.119 --> 01:09:09.600
<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you? I just watch it. I didn't

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01:09:09.600 --> 01:09:09.960
<v Speaker 1>watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>Why I know, I know I should have and it

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01:09:13.520 --> 01:09:17.600
<v Speaker 2>just got it got to where it was. It's too much,

1319
01:09:17.800 --> 01:09:20.159
<v Speaker 2>too many years, like it took me forever. It gets

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01:09:20.159 --> 01:09:22.640
<v Speaker 2>to Breaking Bad. I didn't see Breaking Bad until like.

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01:09:22.920 --> 01:09:23.800
<v Speaker 1>Three years ago.

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01:09:24.119 --> 01:09:25.399
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, so love that.

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<v Speaker 1>At some point, maybe I'll do mad Men. But no

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't. I haven't. I mean, I know Don Draper

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01:09:31.239 --> 01:09:32.079
<v Speaker 1>and all that.

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<v Speaker 3>But the business, I mean, yeah, aful lot about it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I should have. I should have done. It was

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01:09:36.359 --> 01:09:38.760
<v Speaker 1>bad that I did. Hey, I want to mention real quick.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you did on on Fame and I saw

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01:09:43.640 --> 01:09:46.399
<v Speaker 2>that that A bunch of people came in and bought

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01:09:46.880 --> 01:09:50.479
<v Speaker 2>Eric Javitts hats or whatever else they bought. It's such

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<v Speaker 2>a great deal and it's such a great product, folks.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Eric with a C. Javits with an S.

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01:09:56.720 --> 01:10:01.000
<v Speaker 2>Dot com great great deals are twenty percent off is

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01:10:01.039 --> 01:10:04.039
<v Speaker 2>on top of any other deal you already get on

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01:10:04.079 --> 01:10:05.880
<v Speaker 2>the site, and lots of stuff is on sale on

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01:10:05.880 --> 01:10:08.560
<v Speaker 2>the site, so you can end up saving forty fifty

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01:10:08.600 --> 01:10:11.800
<v Speaker 2>percent on stuff. The other one is Cozy Earth, which

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01:10:11.840 --> 01:10:19.199
<v Speaker 2>is cozy earth dot com. Unbelievable sheets, betting, pillowcase, all

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01:10:19.199 --> 01:10:22.039
<v Speaker 2>that kind of stuff. Forty one percent off is the

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01:10:22.079 --> 01:10:25.600
<v Speaker 2>deal with the promo code fame Aja's promo code for

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<v Speaker 2>either of those. Thank you to the folks who have

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01:10:27.680 --> 01:10:30.079
<v Speaker 2>bought stuff there if you have any need for betting.

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01:10:30.119 --> 01:10:33.279
<v Speaker 2>This is great, top of the line stuff at Cozy Earth.

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01:10:33.600 --> 01:10:35.720
<v Speaker 2>And if you're in a hats my wife's got two

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01:10:35.800 --> 01:10:38.159
<v Speaker 2>of them, loves them. Actually we take that back, she's

1347
01:10:38.159 --> 01:10:40.560
<v Speaker 2>got three of them. Yeah, she's got three of them

1348
01:10:40.680 --> 01:10:45.920
<v Speaker 2>and absolutely loves them and each any any kind of

1349
01:10:46.199 --> 01:10:49.239
<v Speaker 2>taking a walk in the summer sun, all that stuff.

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01:10:49.279 --> 01:10:52.520
<v Speaker 1>They look great and the last forever you are.

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01:10:53.680 --> 01:10:56.119
<v Speaker 3>When we when we were pitched this idea back in

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01:10:56.199 --> 01:10:59.079
<v Speaker 3>September in Florida, I forget your friend, I forget your

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01:10:59.079 --> 01:11:02.640
<v Speaker 3>friend's name, but jeffrespector Jeff Yeah, and it was like,

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01:11:02.760 --> 01:11:05.359
<v Speaker 3>are we kind of really people? Make this is gonna work?

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01:11:06.600 --> 01:11:09.399
<v Speaker 3>I'm really I'm very happy that we've you know, a

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01:11:09.399 --> 01:11:11.039
<v Speaker 3>lot of a lot of that stuff is moving off

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01:11:11.079 --> 01:11:13.479
<v Speaker 3>the shelf, you know, I like that a lot.

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01:11:14.600 --> 01:11:18.960
<v Speaker 1>Look, I think we're talking about Howard Stern earlier this audience.

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01:11:19.000 --> 01:11:21.399
<v Speaker 2>It may not be the size of Howard Stern's audience

1360
01:11:22.279 --> 01:11:24.880
<v Speaker 2>back in the day, but not quite. But your fans

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01:11:24.920 --> 01:11:27.880
<v Speaker 2>love you every bit as much as Stern fans ever

1362
01:11:27.920 --> 01:11:31.840
<v Speaker 2>love Stern. And if they are in the market for

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01:11:32.479 --> 01:11:35.880
<v Speaker 2>new sheets, sure in the market for a new hat,

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01:11:36.239 --> 01:11:38.439
<v Speaker 2>they know that you're not going to get behind some

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01:11:38.600 --> 01:11:41.199
<v Speaker 2>kind of schlocky. I mean, we could have chosen from

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01:11:41.319 --> 01:11:45.439
<v Speaker 2>six hundred and something brands of products, and we chose

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01:11:45.439 --> 01:11:48.079
<v Speaker 2>these two because we really felt like they were a

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01:11:48.119 --> 01:11:49.439
<v Speaker 2>great fit for you in the audience.

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01:11:50.279 --> 01:11:51.640
<v Speaker 1>Cozy Earth and Eric Javits.

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<v Speaker 3>And next we're going to do We're gonna do sex toys.

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01:11:55.840 --> 01:11:59.319
<v Speaker 3>We're gonna walk sex toys only only. And rugs with

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<v Speaker 3>a bite takes that of it a little scatter rugs.

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<v Speaker 2>Haven't I think there there are a couple of options

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01:12:05.600 --> 01:12:07.880
<v Speaker 2>in the six hundred and summer brands for sex stories.

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01:12:08.079 --> 01:12:10.800
<v Speaker 2>I didn't see anything with the munched on rugs, but

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01:12:11.079 --> 01:12:12.680
<v Speaker 2>I'll go back and I'll go back and look.

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01:12:12.880 --> 01:12:15.159
<v Speaker 3>I want to move some I want to move some vibrates,

1378
01:12:15.159 --> 01:12:17.600
<v Speaker 3>that dildos, that'd be great. It's got to be embarrassing

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01:12:17.600 --> 01:12:19.800
<v Speaker 3>because we know who bought them. Well you wouldn't.

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01:12:19.800 --> 01:12:21.680
<v Speaker 1>We don't have to, We don't have to tell anybody.

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01:12:22.199 --> 01:12:24.760
<v Speaker 1>Actually we don't know. I don't see No, we don't.

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01:12:24.920 --> 01:12:27.159
<v Speaker 1>We don't know who about them. We know that they were,

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01:12:27.239 --> 01:12:29.199
<v Speaker 1>that they were bought, So you know, we're not going

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01:12:29.279 --> 01:12:30.079
<v Speaker 1>to out anybody.

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01:12:30.199 --> 01:12:32.079
<v Speaker 3>I gotta I gotta look into this. I talk about

1386
01:12:32.119 --> 01:12:32.680
<v Speaker 3>sex all the time.

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01:12:33.039 --> 01:12:37.279
<v Speaker 1>Right, I'll find you a couple of options in that area.

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01:12:37.560 --> 01:12:40.239
<v Speaker 1>Fun stuff, fun hanging dude. All right, thanks for
