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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R. But your freaking idiots. All right, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to remind you at six o'clock. Our Tuesday

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<v Speaker 1>ticket takeover becomes active at one oh one one w

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<v Speaker 1>jr R's Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty big one today your chance to win offspring tickets,

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<v Speaker 2>three eleven tickets Summer Loud, and oh yeah, tickets for

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<v Speaker 2>that bull Beat show.

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<v Speaker 3>Just after seven.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll remind you seven or six, I mean sick, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>seven twenty right now, six o'clock. I'm sorry, I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 2>I'm internetless again, so I'm running back and forth. Don't worry, Margarite,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll get it taken care of. Okay, her Gay Mike,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll see you today, all right, You ready for a

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<v Speaker 2>few minutes idiotology? Yeah so if so, If there's delays

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<v Speaker 2>on the text on, bear with me.

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<v Speaker 3>I have no Internet in here. Let's do it at

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<v Speaker 3>least we have fun in here with idetology. Let's begin

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<v Speaker 3>in Kingsport, Tennessee. We got a guy accused of exposing

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<v Speaker 3>himself in a couple of different stores He started his

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<v Speaker 3>morning at a dollar Tree, where he flashed his goods

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<v Speaker 3>to several unsuspecting women, several which had at kids in tow.

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<v Speaker 3>He then fled the Dollar Tree and apparently for greener

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<v Speaker 3>pastures at a nearby Target store, where he was Clark

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<v Speaker 3>Ratcliff Ratliffe was doing the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you realize he looks like a flasher. He just

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<v Speaker 2>held the story up for me. You do realize, mister Lynch,

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<v Speaker 2>that you mentioned a convenience store robbery for BWO. But

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<v Speaker 2>BWO would take care of Ratliffe as well. You don't

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<v Speaker 2>be exposing yourself in these stores. The armed guard at

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<v Speaker 2>the front of the dollar whatever, and then the other

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<v Speaker 2>their store would take them on the kneecaps.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I ask a question here? I think this is

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<v Speaker 3>a valid question as many instances as what we hear

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<v Speaker 3>about in this segment about guys like this pervert doing

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<v Speaker 3>things like he was accused of me, Why didn't you

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<v Speaker 3>ever hear about this happening like I don't know, like

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<v Speaker 3>a Nieman Marcus or Saxo Fifth Avenue store with the

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<v Speaker 3>high end ladies. Do you know what I'm saying here? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>There's more of a chance of getting away with it

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<v Speaker 2>at this kind of place, you know, like a dollar

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<v Speaker 2>which one was it tree?

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<v Speaker 3>Started a dollar tree, and then it was off to

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<v Speaker 3>Target for more shenanigans.

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<v Speaker 2>Because if it's the dollar tree and no offense to

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<v Speaker 2>somebody working there, you're you're not making a ton and

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<v Speaker 2>you don't have a ton of employees because well it's

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<v Speaker 2>a dollar tree, you know, and things are pretty inexpensive,

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<v Speaker 2>so you yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't think they could afford the w A guards.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's why it doesn't happen there at at the

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<v Speaker 2>nice place, because my thinking was because they'll have security.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, sure that's a huge part of it. You're right

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<v Speaker 3>on that front, But I was thinking, you know, these guys,

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<v Speaker 3>they think they're going to get a taker, right, is

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<v Speaker 3>that part of this mentality? I think. I think it's

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<v Speaker 3>just too expose. Went like a lonely rich woman who's

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<v Speaker 3>just out killing the day shopping because her husband's off

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<v Speaker 3>doing international business, who perhaps might be a little bit lonely.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's going to take a guy that shows there

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<v Speaker 2>is wiener in a store.

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<v Speaker 3>No, pat not my thinking perverts like this, That's all

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<v Speaker 3>I'm pointing out here.

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<v Speaker 2>Eh, you got a stick where you know you might

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<v Speaker 2>get a taker.

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<v Speaker 3>Did I tell you?

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<v Speaker 2>I think I told you about my friend who walked

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<v Speaker 2>up to the car during a cheerleader donation thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you talked about it in the Earth. Yeah I

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<v Speaker 3>thought I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, right there, Jimmy ter right outside the store

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<v Speaker 2>where they're, you know, taking donations for the cheerleading squad.

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<v Speaker 3>And we'll sick of As long as we're on the subject,

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<v Speaker 3>let's go to South Windsor, Connecticut's a man from West

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<v Speaker 3>Hartford was arrested on an indecent exposure charge. Get this,

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<v Speaker 3>He's an uber driver who had just dropped off a

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<v Speaker 3>customer at their home and asked if he could use

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<v Speaker 3>their bathroom. No, first red flag right there. The customer,

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<v Speaker 3>for whatever reason, allowed the guy into her house to

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<v Speaker 3>use his restroom, which he went into and then moments

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<v Speaker 3>later kicked the door open in full view of her

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<v Speaker 3>as he was self manipulating. Now you know, I'm one

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<v Speaker 3>of the nicest guys and in ubers. I'm really cool

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<v Speaker 3>with them and patient.

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<v Speaker 2>I do anything, and I tip them, well, you're not

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<v Speaker 2>using my bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>Drive up to the seven eleven or something. Yeah, do

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<v Speaker 3>that in there with the door locked.

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<v Speaker 2>If you must, and then maybe open the door up

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<v Speaker 2>and tried to look for a taker, just like the

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<v Speaker 2>guy at the dollar dollar tree, Memon, Marcus.

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<v Speaker 3>He ain't going to demon even though it arrives. That's

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<v Speaker 3>not the place that you go. All right, to the

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<v Speaker 3>real core and birthplace of the BWO concept for those

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<v Speaker 3>a convenience store robbery as a flood of fine, outstanding

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<v Speaker 3>youth flood in and just ransacked places, which became so

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<v Speaker 3>common and pissed off the rest of us. The idea

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<v Speaker 3>of BWO.

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<v Speaker 2>Is birthed, which is Bob World Order, where you have

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<v Speaker 2>an armed guy, an armed guard inside every retail store

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<v Speaker 2>with a machine gun right there at the front door.

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<v Speaker 2>Anything happens, he takes them out of the kneecaps, doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>kill him, just renders them to the chair.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the wheelchair that we slap a BWO sticker on,

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<v Speaker 2>so they have to wheel around their neighborhood and their

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<v Speaker 2>surrounding areas, and the kids will learn.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, we do not break into stores. And to be

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<v Speaker 3>fair here, BW has mushroomed into a much bigger grassroots

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<v Speaker 3>movement beyond our even comprehension. At this point, some would

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<v Speaker 3>say leveling or rivaling of vigilante levels. Yeah, it's crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>We even got kuzzies. We don't condone that. We don't

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<v Speaker 3>condone some of you who might allegedly refer to yourself

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<v Speaker 3>as b w O enforcers. No, no, we would never

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<v Speaker 3>do that. Do you know what I say?

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<v Speaker 2>We even got kuzzies wo kozies, and they don't fit

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<v Speaker 2>a can.

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<v Speaker 3>How about that's the most genius thing ever. That's what

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<v Speaker 3>you get when you order that crap from Pakistan. It's true,

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<v Speaker 3>it was boxes of those from Pakistan. Our boss was

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<v Speaker 3>taking his head at it. It's like, these don't fit cans.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you put in them? Pencils? No, it's for

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<v Speaker 3>the chick drinks. Jackson, Tennessee police there are looking for

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<v Speaker 3>four people accused of robbing a convenience store while wielding pythons.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really think I'm getting too scared if they

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<v Speaker 2>if they're waving pythons.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you're in the convenience store by yourself. You don't

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<v Speaker 3>know much about snakes, and you got these four clowns

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<v Speaker 3>coming in with big pythons, and I want to steal

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<v Speaker 3>all of your CBD oil, which they proceeded to do

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<v Speaker 3>and then flee and there and there's small sedan that

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<v Speaker 3>had the trunk tied down with a bungee cord. See

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<v Speaker 3>right there. What happens when you work at the citgo

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<v Speaker 3>on Highway one fifty four?

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<v Speaker 2>Right there you have a bwo guard at that front door.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not only taken all four of them out at

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<v Speaker 2>the kneecaps, he's taken out their snakes too.

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<v Speaker 3>Footage of this on our Facebook page if you'd like

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<v Speaker 3>to see that, I would like to see. Is that

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<v Speaker 3>considered an armed robbery in my categories? Yeah? Wouldn't you?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean you're using something to threaten. That's I think.

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<v Speaker 3>I think, well, you would be accurate.

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<v Speaker 2>There there's two stores with snakes appearing. All three stories

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<v Speaker 2>had snake related in them. Some guys worming their snuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you know that