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Speaker 3: in Kingsport, Tennessee. We got a guy accused of exposing
Speaker 3: himself in a couple of different stores He started his
Speaker 3: morning at a dollar Tree, where he flashed his goods
Speaker 3: to several unsuspecting women, several which had at kids in tow.
Speaker 3: He then fled the Dollar Tree and apparently for greener
Speaker 3: pastures at a nearby Target store, where he was Clark
Speaker 3: Ratcliff Ratliffe was doing the same thing.
Speaker 2: Now you realize he looks like a flasher. He just
Speaker 2: held the story up for me. You do realize, mister Lynch,
Speaker 2: that you mentioned a convenience store robbery for BWO. But
Speaker 2: BWO would take care of Ratliffe as well. You don't
Speaker 2: be exposing yourself in these stores. The armed guard at
Speaker 2: the front of the dollar whatever, and then the other
Speaker 2: their store would take them on the kneecaps.
Speaker 3: Can I ask a question here? I think this is
Speaker 3: a valid question as many instances as what we hear
Speaker 3: about in this segment about guys like this pervert doing
Speaker 3: things like he was accused of me, Why didn't you
Speaker 3: ever hear about this happening like I don't know, like
Speaker 3: a Nieman Marcus or Saxo Fifth Avenue store with the
Speaker 3: high end ladies. Do you know what I'm saying here? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 2: There's more of a chance of getting away with it
Speaker 2: at this kind of place, you know, like a dollar
Speaker 2: which one was it tree?
Speaker 3: Started a dollar tree, and then it was off to
Speaker 3: Target for more shenanigans.
Speaker 2: Because if it's the dollar tree and no offense to
Speaker 2: somebody working there, you're you're not making a ton and
Speaker 2: you don't have a ton of employees because well it's
Speaker 2: a dollar tree, you know, and things are pretty inexpensive,
Speaker 2: so you yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Don't think they could afford the w A guards.
Speaker 2: But that's why it doesn't happen there at at the
Speaker 2: nice place, because my thinking was because they'll have security.
Speaker 3: Well, sure that's a huge part of it. You're right
Speaker 3: on that front, But I was thinking, you know, these guys,
Speaker 3: they think they're going to get a taker, right, is
Speaker 3: that part of this mentality? I think. I think it's
Speaker 3: just too expose. Went like a lonely rich woman who's
Speaker 3: just out killing the day shopping because her husband's off
Speaker 3: doing international business, who perhaps might be a little bit lonely.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's going to take a guy that shows there
Speaker 2: is wiener in a store.
Speaker 3: No, pat not my thinking perverts like this, That's all
Speaker 3: I'm pointing out here.
Speaker 2: Eh, you got a stick where you know you might
Speaker 2: get a taker.
Speaker 3: Did I tell you?
Speaker 2: I think I told you about my friend who walked
Speaker 2: up to the car during a cheerleader donation thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you talked about it in the Earth. Yeah I
Speaker 3: thought I did.
Speaker 2: Oh god, right there, Jimmy ter right outside the store
Speaker 2: where they're, you know, taking donations for the cheerleading squad.
Speaker 3: And we'll sick of As long as we're on the subject,
Speaker 3: let's go to South Windsor, Connecticut's a man from West
Speaker 3: Hartford was arrested on an indecent exposure charge. Get this,
Speaker 3: He's an uber driver who had just dropped off a
Speaker 3: customer at their home and asked if he could use
Speaker 3: their bathroom. No, first red flag right there. The customer,
Speaker 3: for whatever reason, allowed the guy into her house to
Speaker 3: use his restroom, which he went into and then moments
Speaker 3: later kicked the door open in full view of her
Speaker 3: as he was self manipulating. Now you know, I'm one
Speaker 3: of the nicest guys and in ubers. I'm really cool
Speaker 3: with them and patient.
Speaker 2: I do anything, and I tip them, well, you're not
Speaker 2: using my bathroom.
Speaker 3: Drive up to the seven eleven or something. Yeah, do
Speaker 3: that in there with the door locked.
Speaker 2: If you must, and then maybe open the door up
Speaker 2: and tried to look for a taker, just like the
Speaker 2: guy at the dollar dollar tree, Memon, Marcus.
Speaker 3: He ain't going to demon even though it arrives. That's
Speaker 3: not the place that you go. All right, to the
Speaker 3: real core and birthplace of the BWO concept for those
Speaker 3: a convenience store robbery as a flood of fine, outstanding
Speaker 3: youth flood in and just ransacked places, which became so
Speaker 3: common and pissed off the rest of us. The idea
Speaker 3: of BWO.
Speaker 2: Is birthed, which is Bob World Order, where you have
Speaker 2: an armed guy, an armed guard inside every retail store
Speaker 2: with a machine gun right there at the front door.
Speaker 2: Anything happens, he takes them out of the kneecaps, doesn't
Speaker 2: kill him, just renders them to the chair.
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: That's the wheelchair that we slap a BWO sticker on,
Speaker 2: so they have to wheel around their neighborhood and their
Speaker 2: surrounding areas, and the kids will learn.
Speaker 3: Oh, we do not break into stores. And to be
Speaker 3: fair here, BW has mushroomed into a much bigger grassroots
Speaker 3: movement beyond our even comprehension. At this point, some would
Speaker 3: say leveling or rivaling of vigilante levels. Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: We even got kuzzies. We don't condone that. We don't
Speaker 3: condone some of you who might allegedly refer to yourself
Speaker 3: as b w O enforcers. No, no, we would never
Speaker 3: do that. Do you know what I say?
Speaker 2: We even got kuzzies wo kozies, and they don't fit
Speaker 2: a can.
Speaker 3: How about that's the most genius thing ever. That's what
Speaker 3: you get when you order that crap from Pakistan. It's true,
Speaker 3: it was boxes of those from Pakistan. Our boss was
Speaker 3: taking his head at it. It's like, these don't fit cans.
Speaker 3: What do you put in them? Pencils? No, it's for
Speaker 3: the chick drinks. Jackson, Tennessee police there are looking for
Speaker 3: four people accused of robbing a convenience store while wielding pythons.
Speaker 2: I don't really think I'm getting too scared if they
Speaker 2: if they're waving pythons.
Speaker 3: Well, you're in the convenience store by yourself. You don't
Speaker 3: know much about snakes, and you got these four clowns
Speaker 3: coming in with big pythons, and I want to steal
Speaker 3: all of your CBD oil, which they proceeded to do
Speaker 3: and then flee and there and there's small sedan that
Speaker 3: had the trunk tied down with a bungee cord. See
Speaker 3: right there. What happens when you work at the citgo
Speaker 3: on Highway one fifty four?
Speaker 2: Right there you have a bwo guard at that front door.
Speaker 2: He's not only taken all four of them out at
Speaker 2: the kneecaps, he's taken out their snakes too.
Speaker 3: Footage of this on our Facebook page if you'd like
Speaker 3: to see that, I would like to see. Is that
Speaker 3: considered an armed robbery in my categories? Yeah? Wouldn't you?
Speaker 3: I mean you're using something to threaten. That's I think.
Speaker 3: I think, well, you would be accurate.
Speaker 2: There there's two stores with snakes appearing. All three stories
Speaker 2: had snake related in them. Some guys worming their snuff.
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