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<v Speaker 4>Right at your attention to the television screen in the

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<v Speaker 4>corner of the studio. Here, guys, that's a picture of

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<v Speaker 4>a twenty year old Georgia sorority gal. I love that

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<v Speaker 4>state by the name of Lily Stewart, and that is

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<v Speaker 4>a That is a mugshot.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice. I like that hard concrete behind her.

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<v Speaker 4>No, she's not really my type. But you know, if

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<v Speaker 4>we got a white check, we had big problems. If

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<v Speaker 4>I'm into like an SEC sorority gal. You know, at

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<v Speaker 4>this point a lot of change. I don't I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>consider that a muff shot. But you're saying that that's

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<v Speaker 4>what that is. Yeah, it's a muff shot. Mugshot, mug Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you guys saying mugshot with a hard G.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, mugshot, yeah, not a silent G like huh no.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know she's smiling in the mug shot. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>That's weird to me, very weird thing.

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<v Speaker 2>She just got a bride with a cop. Well, here's

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<v Speaker 2>what happened.

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<v Speaker 4>So about a month earlier, this month, month, two months ago, no,

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<v Speaker 4>two weeks ago, sorry, two weeks ago. She was driving

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<v Speaker 4>about ten in the morning and the speed limit is

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<v Speaker 4>fifty five miles per hour, and the officer gets her

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<v Speaker 4>for going seventy nine. This is according to the police

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<v Speaker 4>re ward. So he pulls her over. He's like, Okay, look,

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<v Speaker 4>we're going to have to give you a ticket, but

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<v Speaker 4>you know, enjoy your day. Well a little bit later

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<v Speaker 4>and the officer says mere minutes later, he sees her

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<v Speaker 4>driving eighty four to fifty five and he's like, at

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<v Speaker 4>that point, I have to arrest you.

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<v Speaker 2>What an idiot.

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<v Speaker 4>So he arrests her and he takes her in and

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<v Speaker 4>they're her mugshot surfaces. The reason this is a story, though,

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<v Speaker 4>is because the men and I would assume gay women

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<v Speaker 4>of America couldn't help themselves and have commented all over

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<v Speaker 4>all the post of her. And you know, she put

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<v Speaker 4>a post out on TikTok just kind of highlighting some

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<v Speaker 4>of the comments. Now, there are creepy ones, but here's

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<v Speaker 4>some of the funny ones too. One guy said she

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<v Speaker 4>was just trying to get to the last pumpkin latte

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<v Speaker 4>of the season. That's good, let's see justice for all.

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<v Speaker 4>Seventy seven says maybe she had to poopero bad.

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<v Speaker 2>I respect it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yes, guy says that your honor, my client like

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<v Speaker 4>totally didn't see that sign. Like the speed limit sign.

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<v Speaker 4>Grant says, she looks like a third grade teacher. She

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<v Speaker 4>was just running like the classer on her She.

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<v Speaker 1>Does look like a third grade teacher. But the smile

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<v Speaker 1>that she possesses as she's getting arrested as an indication.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm guessing because she's an sec sorority gal that

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<v Speaker 1>she comes from money and it don't matter.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, she's entitled.

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<v Speaker 2>She's spoiled.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, immediately speeding right after getting another ticket, even

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<v Speaker 5>going faster, that's a bad sign.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at the and it's funny that the picture that

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<v Speaker 1>Katie's flashed up there's I guess from her social media

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<v Speaker 1>she's doing like the next to the pool post, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's on the back of a speeding boat.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not a boat in the islands.

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<v Speaker 4>My favorite comment is from Josh bj Okay, she a

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<v Speaker 4>hot crackhead.

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<v Speaker 3>Thought that was pretty good.

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<v Speaker 5>That's the thing is somebody asked to you, and that

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<v Speaker 5>thing hoes you magical.

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<v Speaker 4>This guy says that smile, says, my daddy is an attorney. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>Boner police must have got her. Okay, uh say pretty good.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh So she's had a lot of creepy comments and things,

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<v Speaker 4>and as you can imagine much like I do you

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<v Speaker 4>remember the guy who had the beautiful blue eyes? They

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<v Speaker 4>got arrested many years ago, and all the women couldn't

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<v Speaker 4>help themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>He became an actual model.

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<v Speaker 4>Then, yeah, she's kind of got an opportunity to pivot

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<v Speaker 4>into that because she is now known as hot mugshot Girl.

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<v Speaker 3>TMZ got a hold of her.

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<v Speaker 4>Her story doesn't line up with the police report in

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<v Speaker 4>my opinion, but here she is.

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<v Speaker 6>Over in the officer he gave me a ticket, and

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<v Speaker 6>I was like, it was a super quick interaction.

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<v Speaker 7>I was like, have a great day, officer. He was like,

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<v Speaker 7>have a great day.

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<v Speaker 6>You two.

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<v Speaker 7>It was just so quick.

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<v Speaker 6>And then I pulled back onto the road and I

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<v Speaker 6>am going again, and then he puts his sirens on again,

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<v Speaker 6>and he pulls me over again, and I guess I

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<v Speaker 6>was speeding a little.

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<v Speaker 7>I guess I was going over a little again. And

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<v Speaker 7>then he comes here.

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<v Speaker 3>So there's a place to stop it. Oh what do

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<v Speaker 3>me here? Okay, yeah we should I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe he did that. Next, I thought that

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<v Speaker 1>was enough context. If you guys need to hear more,

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<v Speaker 1>then I'll go ahead and let you. Let's pick it

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<v Speaker 1>up from a few seconds ago. And then I'll let

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<v Speaker 1>you hear the rest of the audio clip.

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<v Speaker 6>And I guess I was speeding a little. I guess

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<v Speaker 6>I was going over a little again. And then he comes.

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<v Speaker 7>He pulls me over the second time, and he's like,

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<v Speaker 7>get out of the car. You're under rest. And I'm like, sir,

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<v Speaker 7>and he's like, get out of the car, you're under arrest.

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<v Speaker 7>And I was like, but I wasn't.

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<v Speaker 6>He was like, hey, put your hands behind your back,

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<v Speaker 6>and he put me in handcuffs and put me in the.

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<v Speaker 7>Back of his cop car.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, okay, and then he took her to a hotel room.

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<v Speaker 4>She thought that she was just going a little bit over.

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<v Speaker 4>The police report says eighty four. Now here's why she

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<v Speaker 4>got And this is I don't know the Georgia laws,

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<v Speaker 4>so I should be real with that. But in Texas,

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<v Speaker 4>if you're going twenty five over the speed limit, they

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<v Speaker 4>can make you get out of the car and arrest you. Right,

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<v Speaker 4>twenty five over is the number, so they just don't

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<v Speaker 4>do it unless you're hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Very weird that she's.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, so seventy nine and a fifty five is twenty four,

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<v Speaker 4>So here's your ticket. Eighty four and a fifty five.

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<v Speaker 4>That gives me evidence that the cop story is the

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<v Speaker 4>truth here.

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<v Speaker 5>But it's good that he's getting her off the road

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<v Speaker 5>because she's driving like an idiot.

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<v Speaker 2>She was entitled, little brat.

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<v Speaker 1>She was in a hurry to go to another exotic

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<v Speaker 1>European location. Because I'm looking at pictures of her in

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<v Speaker 1>the Eiffel Towers in the background and she's off the

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<v Speaker 1>coast of Italy and.

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<v Speaker 2>Just man, her life? Is she good?

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<v Speaker 3>Is she's getting all this attention? It's just good. She's

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<v Speaker 3>going to be intolerable.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, breaking the law can be good, though, Is that

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<v Speaker 4>what we're learning here? No, break the law can benefit you.

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<v Speaker 4>She will benefit from this.

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<v Speaker 2>I think like she was gonna be fun regardless. Dude,

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<v Speaker 2>she's looking for a mess.

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<v Speaker 3>Step out of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Mary, let's take that out of it. Though.

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<v Speaker 4>That's one case is breaking the law? Can you benefit

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<v Speaker 4>from breaking the law? Like if Christina seventy nine and

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<v Speaker 4>fifty five ticket, Yeah, eighty four and fifty five out

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<v Speaker 4>of the car, has to go and mugshot and she's

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<v Speaker 4>just smiling.

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<v Speaker 1>What if she does this would benefit if she does

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<v Speaker 1>the devil horn sign. We're wearing a metallica shirt. That awesome,

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<v Speaker 1>right then she benefits, but I would be crying in

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<v Speaker 1>real life, be terrified.

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<v Speaker 5>You'd have Dick Shale come in and like try to

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<v Speaker 5>pull jurisdiction and take over the case.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. They'd all be like, oh, huge fans,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, Hi take.

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<v Speaker 2>To Dick Shale back in the force.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's let's go take this a little further with her though,

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<v Speaker 4>just so you can hear her voice, I.

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<v Speaker 7>Was like, what is going on here? I didn't know

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<v Speaker 7>you could get arrested for speeding, but when I put

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<v Speaker 7>those handcuffs on, I just shut up. I was like,

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<v Speaker 7>I'll just go. I'll go to the jail with you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll have I'd take my pants a little bit. And

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<v Speaker 3>that's what I went myself so much.

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<v Speaker 1>She's wearing her uh her sweater is off shoulder.

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<v Speaker 3>And the mug shot, yeah, show on the shoulder off.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is a real specific look.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, I'll figure it out, like because I was scared,

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<v Speaker 6>but you know, after he was done being stun with me,

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<v Speaker 6>he was actually kind of nice. And then on the

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<v Speaker 6>way to the jail, he put on his playlist and

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<v Speaker 6>we listened to Walking on a Dream by We the People.

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<v Speaker 7>It was kind of fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, who's walking on a dream?

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<v Speaker 6>Wait?

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<v Speaker 4>The people I want tell you? Walking on a dream?

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<v Speaker 4>I think I'm thinking Empire of the Sun. Yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>And why would he put walking on?

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<v Speaker 2>He was trying to work it?

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<v Speaker 3>Boy, that is that's embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 1>I really think he has a shot too. A Georgia

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<v Speaker 1>police officer and her.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, it's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't it's almost too good to be true.

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<v Speaker 5>But just knowing, I mean, she's a pretty woman, but

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<v Speaker 5>just knowing how entitled she is, how spoiled she is,

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<v Speaker 5>it's just kind of gross and nothing a night stick

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<v Speaker 5>couldn't solve.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you learned your lesson?

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<v Speaker 4>Man?

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<v Speaker 8>So maybe later when you get out of jail, we can,

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<v Speaker 8>you know, meet cro Tip.

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<v Speaker 3>It'll be a quick process for She's gonna book you

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<v Speaker 3>real quick. We'll take your mugshot, we get your fation,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll bail you out.

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<v Speaker 2>It'll be good.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll pick you up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have to frisk you again.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you hiding anything down here? Oh god, god, that's

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<v Speaker 3>not my gun. But okay, how does this story end?

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<v Speaker 7>Funny?

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<v Speaker 6>And I was I kind of started to relax at

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<v Speaker 6>I was like, all right, well, I'm on my way

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<v Speaker 7>And then I walk in and they pat me down, and.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, ben nailed that.

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<v Speaker 6>Walking through the jail cell, like, oh my god, what

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<v Speaker 4>She's looking at people she'd never thought she'd ever interacted

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<v Speaker 4>with before, people were in jail.

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<v Speaker 2>It's county.

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<v Speaker 6>And they put me in a jail cell with some paperwork,

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<v Speaker 6>wall of like people's names and like names scratched out.

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<v Speaker 6>I was like, oh my gosh, it was kind of freaky.

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<v Speaker 6>But I filled out my paperwork and I sat there

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<v Speaker 6>and I stared at the wall and I was like,

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<v Speaker 6>I am in a jail cell right now.

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<v Speaker 8>And then you know, I to like, why did they

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<v Speaker 4>It's a speeding t GMZ is doing anything, Jesus, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>telling you, any of us could be on TMZ right now.

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<v Speaker 1>That one guy's flexing his arm muscles while he talks.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, Harvey, yeah, Harvey.

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<v Speaker 5>If the four of us got the exact same situation

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<v Speaker 5>and we all got tickets, and we all got arrested.

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<v Speaker 5>Only one of us would be have a chance to

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<v Speaker 5>be on TMZ. One would be frisked, right, Kevin.

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<v Speaker 3>And that would be the gull on the MAVs broadcast.

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<v Speaker 2>That would be Christina k Ray Ray. TMZ found out

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<v Speaker 2>she's sent a Nirvana cover band too. Everybody take a look.

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<v Speaker 8>Hey, maybe I should start speak for the band and

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<v Speaker 8>for the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, but you already speed, don't you?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>No, yeah no, I would never not that much. Would

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<v Speaker 8>you need twenty twenty five miles over?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you fake cry? Could you generate tears for an officer?

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<v Speaker 3>It wouldn't be fake, Ben, it would be legit crying.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, skin could you? Could you show some cleavage and

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<v Speaker 2>cry a little bit? Oh yeah, I can do that.

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<v Speaker 4>Crazy. I just need to just breathe some fresh air

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<v Speaker 4>for a minute. I'll just start balling.

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<v Speaker 2>All I got it.

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<v Speaker 1>All I gotta do the officer pulls me over. All

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta do is think about February first, and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>start bawling.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh man, you got to bring it back to that.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to distance from any content related to that

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<v Speaker 4>because like feeling bad.

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<v Speaker 1>And the reason is because I really thought the MAVs

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<v Speaker 1>were going to get revenge against Cleveland that day.

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<v Speaker 3>I had too.

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<v Speaker 1>And when they were down I don't know forty and

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<v Speaker 1>the third, I just started getting sad rough d because

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, no way, no way, Cleveland's going to

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<v Speaker 1>sweep us this year. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they did, and I cried.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, hotmunk, shut shot girl. You're up there with casket

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<v Speaker 4>Girl and pie Girl. And then that's a tough girl.

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<v Speaker 4>Casket Girl. I just want to say, casket Girl, you're

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<v Speaker 4>in all of our thoughts and prayers. Christina, just ya,

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<v Speaker 4>not mine, the girl that was farting into the jars

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<v Speaker 4>and jar girl girl, Schwarzenegger girl.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, there you have it.

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<v Speaker 5>Coming up next, KT promises an incredible game that celebrates

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<v Speaker 5>the NCAA tournament that is next right here on ninety

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<v Speaker 5>seven point one, The Eagle
