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<v Speaker 1>One with Lynchintaco, Orlando's rock station one oh one one WJRR.

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<v Speaker 1>You know it would be really cool going into the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you're listening to JRR today and you grab

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<v Speaker 1>one of those rock the Bank keywords and he entered

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<v Speaker 1>at WJR dot com and you get picked at random

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<v Speaker 1>to win one thousand bucks. And I got one thousand

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<v Speaker 1>dollars a walking around cash just in time for the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>And just like that, you rocked the bank.

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<v Speaker 3>First keyword of thirteen comes right after nine o'clock, right

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<v Speaker 3>are nine o five, So we'll.

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<v Speaker 1>Remind you some more before we get there. Good morning, everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's begin double dose of PA news. Go to the

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<v Speaker 1>Keystone state, Pennsylvania. Let's start with this one. Looks like

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<v Speaker 1>a kiddie crimewave, little mini kitty crimewave was busted up

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<v Speaker 1>in Lancaster as three kids aged twelve and thirteen. We're

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<v Speaker 1>charged with two separate crimes this week. And the first incident,

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<v Speaker 1>twelve year old boy and thirteen year old girl tried

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<v Speaker 1>to rob two girls at Lancaster's Culleton Park at gunpoint.

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<v Speaker 3>See that's twelve and thirteen. When you said that, that's right.

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<v Speaker 3>When they become punks because I was a punk.

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<v Speaker 1>The twelve year old had the had was going gangs

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<v Speaker 1>to style with the gun in his waistband.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just sad. I just oh there was uh what

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<v Speaker 2>were they stealing?

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<v Speaker 1>They're just trying well that the two kids that they

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<v Speaker 1>approached initially ran and got away. Luckily that didn't turn

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<v Speaker 1>into an ugly situation. It turns out after police got

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<v Speaker 1>involved with this, when they were called, it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>there was an eighteen year old orchestrating the youth. Joe

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<v Speaker 1>Mar Bryant Joe Maher was overseeing the twelve and thirteen

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<v Speaker 1>year old in their little armed robbery attempt.

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<v Speaker 3>Joe Mar, you're not doing a good job overseeing and

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<v Speaker 3>watching over the children.

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<v Speaker 1>And what are you gonna get from two kids on

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<v Speaker 1>a playground? You you get to send him a liquor

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<v Speaker 1>store or something, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I don't even do.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't want to be sending these kids anywhere with it,

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<v Speaker 3>you think in a twelve year old mind. Pat Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>a gun in the thing, the two flee. There's a

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<v Speaker 3>great chance, as you mentioned, thank god, nothing got worse.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a great chance that little dumbass, you know, all

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<v Speaker 3>horned up going, Oh, I got my thirteen year old

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<v Speaker 3>girl here with me, might make a really really bad decision.

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<v Speaker 1>Do any of you do I just do this or

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<v Speaker 1>do you all do this? When you hear a story

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<v Speaker 1>like this, you go, what was I doing and thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about when I was twelve?

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't have a gun in my waist right on

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<v Speaker 3>a playground. You're not even supposed to have a beer

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<v Speaker 3>on the playground.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, Bob found that out firsthand. No, as an adult,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't. That was one thing I never crossed the

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<v Speaker 2>lines with, you know, the playground.

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<v Speaker 3>Hell, at the playground, you're afraid to go to the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, because Javi Erra gave him the break bathrooms

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<v Speaker 3>a bad name he had.

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<v Speaker 1>He's ruined it for anyone who really has nature truly

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<v Speaker 1>call while you're at a public setting.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly, I'm surprised there even.

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<v Speaker 1>Still are the brick bathrooms in existence. To be honest

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<v Speaker 1>with you.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, what are they gonna do have windowed bathrooms?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I think.

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<v Speaker 3>I think when you go to the park you should

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<v Speaker 3>almost wear a shirt that says not a not a

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<v Speaker 3>not a petal.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, or I'm just here with my kid Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say I love kids, but that would

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<v Speaker 2>really excuse you. True, I am just here with my kid.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a lot of writing. I think not a PERV

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<v Speaker 3>works better. It's a universal word.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Let's get over to Johnstown, Pennsylvania, where a

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<v Speaker 1>Pennsylvania kindergarten class was treated to jello shots by a

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<v Speaker 1>student who brought those in from home.

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<v Speaker 2>No, was this purposely done.

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<v Speaker 1>In the story that this is the best part, and

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<v Speaker 1>I have this story on our Facebook page if you

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<v Speaker 1>want more. The story actually says it's unclear how the

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<v Speaker 1>kindergartener obtained the jello shots. Come on, really, mom and

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<v Speaker 1>Dad's party, you see those leftover in the fridge. A

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<v Speaker 1>kid's gonna grab the green or red or brightly colored

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<v Speaker 1>treat in their mind.

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<v Speaker 2>I got the best mommy ever.

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<v Speaker 3>She made me jello and it's in these little cups

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<v Speaker 3>that can share with my classmates.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, any of them get really sick or anything.

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<v Speaker 1>They took an abundance of caution and had the kids

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<v Speaker 1>go to the clinic and call their parents and check

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<v Speaker 1>them outs. Sounds like they're all gonna be okay. Seth's

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<v Speaker 1>thinking though, you know, obviously the kid got him from

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<v Speaker 1>the parents who had him for some sort of gathering.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think the kid grabbed him during the gathering

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<v Speaker 1>and stashed him for the next day, or he's a kindergartener.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't do that. He just saw him in the

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<v Speaker 1>fridge after mobs. Okay, that was gonna be My next question,

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<v Speaker 1>is is it a sign that you might want to

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<v Speaker 1>go to a meeting if you're saving your jellow shots?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, jelly shots don't get finished. You kind of throw

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<v Speaker 2>them away Tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be breakfast to Champs. All right, let's head to

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<v Speaker 1>the West Coast Echo Park, California. That's part of LA

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<v Speaker 1>where we have well, it's almost it's being kind of

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<v Speaker 1>akin to a Goldilock situation. But a nude intruder found

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<v Speaker 1>sleeping in the bed of a Los Angeles area homeowner.

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<v Speaker 1>Not only was it, the guy was apparently tired because

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<v Speaker 1>he had ramsacked the house. Listen to some of the

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<v Speaker 1>things the nude fella did while rummaging through the home

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<v Speaker 1>while the owner was away.

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<v Speaker 4>As I stuck the key and I could see the

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<v Speaker 4>entire kitchen had been ransacked. Completely naked sleeping in my bed.

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<v Speaker 4>He was yelling to me and my friend and also

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<v Speaker 4>the officers. I'm going to kill you. I'm gonna and

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<v Speaker 4>kill you. He ate a box of ice cream sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 4>He ate dull whipped a whole box of Beyond Beef

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<v Speaker 4>burgers he stuck in the microwave, cooked them and then

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<v Speaker 4>ate them, and then spit a big wad of gum

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<v Speaker 4>with the size of a softball like on my kitchen table.

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<v Speaker 1>Who eats an entire box of Beyond Beef burgers microwaved.

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<v Speaker 3>Microwaves in the box that would make him, That might

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<v Speaker 3>make him taste better. These don't taste like ass He

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<v Speaker 3>did polish off an entire box of ice cream sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 3>H well, I wonderally got the softball sized thing a gum.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh More on this story on our Facebook page here

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<v Speaker 1>at jr RT as well.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you do with your house like after that?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you just call it a deep you know, like

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<v Speaker 3>a forensic cleaner kind of?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this guy?

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<v Speaker 3>You know he jerked it somewhere and you're gonna you know,

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<v Speaker 3>you reached between the sofa seats and there's crumbs.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're looking for quartersting a crime scene clean up.

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<v Speaker 3>Crew, I might I'm telling you have the black light

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<v Speaker 3>you black light that house. Now, that guy's sitting there

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<v Speaker 3>with an ice cream sandwich in one hand and slim

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<v Speaker 3>gym in the other.

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