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Speaker 3: First keyword of thirteen comes right after nine o'clock, right
Speaker 3: are nine o five, So we'll.
Speaker 1: Remind you some more before we get there. Good morning, everybody.
Speaker 1: Let's begin double dose of PA news. Go to the
Speaker 1: Keystone state, Pennsylvania. Let's start with this one. Looks like
Speaker 1: a kiddie crimewave, little mini kitty crimewave was busted up
Speaker 1: in Lancaster as three kids aged twelve and thirteen. We're
Speaker 1: charged with two separate crimes this week. And the first incident,
Speaker 1: twelve year old boy and thirteen year old girl tried
Speaker 1: to rob two girls at Lancaster's Culleton Park at gunpoint.
Speaker 3: See that's twelve and thirteen. When you said that, that's right.
Speaker 3: When they become punks because I was a punk.
Speaker 1: The twelve year old had the had was going gangs
Speaker 1: to style with the gun in his waistband.
Speaker 2: That's just sad. I just oh there was uh what
Speaker 2: were they stealing?
Speaker 1: They're just trying well that the two kids that they
Speaker 1: approached initially ran and got away. Luckily that didn't turn
Speaker 1: into an ugly situation. It turns out after police got
Speaker 1: involved with this, when they were called, it sounds like
Speaker 1: there was an eighteen year old orchestrating the youth. Joe
Speaker 1: Mar Bryant Joe Maher was overseeing the twelve and thirteen
Speaker 1: year old in their little armed robbery attempt.
Speaker 3: Joe Mar, you're not doing a good job overseeing and
Speaker 3: watching over the children.
Speaker 1: And what are you gonna get from two kids on
Speaker 1: a playground? You you get to send him a liquor
Speaker 1: store or something, right.
Speaker 2: Now, I don't even do.
Speaker 3: You don't want to be sending these kids anywhere with it,
Speaker 3: you think in a twelve year old mind. Pat Yeah,
Speaker 3: a gun in the thing, the two flee. There's a
Speaker 3: great chance, as you mentioned, thank god, nothing got worse.
Speaker 3: There's a great chance that little dumbass, you know, all
Speaker 3: horned up going, Oh, I got my thirteen year old
Speaker 3: girl here with me, might make a really really bad decision.
Speaker 1: Do any of you do I just do this or
Speaker 1: do you all do this? When you hear a story
Speaker 1: like this, you go, what was I doing and thinking
Speaker 1: about when I was twelve?
Speaker 2: Exactly?
Speaker 3: I didn't have a gun in my waist right on
Speaker 3: a playground. You're not even supposed to have a beer
Speaker 3: on the playground.
Speaker 2: Come on, Bob found that out firsthand. No, as an adult,
Speaker 2: I didn't. That was one thing I never crossed the
Speaker 2: lines with, you know, the playground.
Speaker 3: Hell, at the playground, you're afraid to go to the bathroom,
Speaker 3: you know, because Javi Erra gave him the break bathrooms
Speaker 3: a bad name he had.
Speaker 1: He's ruined it for anyone who really has nature truly
Speaker 1: call while you're at a public setting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, I'm surprised there even.
Speaker 1: Still are the brick bathrooms in existence. To be honest
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 2: I mean, what are they gonna do have windowed bathrooms?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: I think when you go to the park you should
Speaker 3: almost wear a shirt that says not a not a
Speaker 3: not a petal.
Speaker 1: You know, or I'm just here with my kid Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say I love kids, but that would
Speaker 2: really excuse you. True, I am just here with my kid.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of writing. I think not a PERV
Speaker 3: works better. It's a universal word.
Speaker 1: All right. Let's get over to Johnstown, Pennsylvania, where a
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania kindergarten class was treated to jello shots by a
Speaker 1: student who brought those in from home.
Speaker 2: No, was this purposely done.
Speaker 1: In the story that this is the best part, and
Speaker 1: I have this story on our Facebook page if you
Speaker 1: want more. The story actually says it's unclear how the
Speaker 1: kindergartener obtained the jello shots. Come on, really, mom and
Speaker 1: Dad's party, you see those leftover in the fridge. A
Speaker 1: kid's gonna grab the green or red or brightly colored
Speaker 1: treat in their mind.
Speaker 2: I got the best mommy ever.
Speaker 3: She made me jello and it's in these little cups
Speaker 3: that can share with my classmates.
Speaker 2: Wow, any of them get really sick or anything.
Speaker 1: They took an abundance of caution and had the kids
Speaker 1: go to the clinic and call their parents and check
Speaker 1: them outs. Sounds like they're all gonna be okay. Seth's
Speaker 1: thinking though, you know, obviously the kid got him from
Speaker 1: the parents who had him for some sort of gathering.
Speaker 1: Do you think the kid grabbed him during the gathering
Speaker 1: and stashed him for the next day, or he's a kindergartener.
Speaker 1: He didn't do that. He just saw him in the
Speaker 1: fridge after mobs. Okay, that was gonna be My next question,
Speaker 1: is is it a sign that you might want to
Speaker 1: go to a meeting if you're saving your jellow shots?
Speaker 2: Yeah, jelly shots don't get finished. You kind of throw
Speaker 2: them away Tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I'll be breakfast to Champs. All right, let's head to
Speaker 1: the West Coast Echo Park, California. That's part of LA
Speaker 1: where we have well, it's almost it's being kind of
Speaker 1: akin to a Goldilock situation. But a nude intruder found
Speaker 1: sleeping in the bed of a Los Angeles area homeowner.
Speaker 1: Not only was it, the guy was apparently tired because
Speaker 1: he had ramsacked the house. Listen to some of the
Speaker 1: things the nude fella did while rummaging through the home
Speaker 1: while the owner was away.
Speaker 4: As I stuck the key and I could see the
Speaker 4: entire kitchen had been ransacked. Completely naked sleeping in my bed.
Speaker 4: He was yelling to me and my friend and also
Speaker 4: the officers. I'm going to kill you. I'm gonna and
Speaker 4: kill you. He ate a box of ice cream sandwiches.
Speaker 4: He ate dull whipped a whole box of Beyond Beef
Speaker 4: burgers he stuck in the microwave, cooked them and then
Speaker 4: ate them, and then spit a big wad of gum
Speaker 4: with the size of a softball like on my kitchen table.
Speaker 1: Who eats an entire box of Beyond Beef burgers microwaved.
Speaker 3: Microwaves in the box that would make him, That might
Speaker 3: make him taste better. These don't taste like ass He
Speaker 3: did polish off an entire box of ice cream sandwiches.
Speaker 3: H well, I wonderally got the softball sized thing a gum.
Speaker 1: Uh More on this story on our Facebook page here
Speaker 1: at jr RT as well.
Speaker 3: What do you do with your house like after that?
Speaker 3: Do you just call it a deep you know, like
Speaker 3: a forensic cleaner kind of?
Speaker 2: Is this guy?
Speaker 3: You know he jerked it somewhere and you're gonna you know,
Speaker 3: you reached between the sofa seats and there's crumbs.
Speaker 1: When you're looking for quartersting a crime scene clean up.
Speaker 3: Crew, I might I'm telling you have the black light
Speaker 3: you black light that house. Now, that guy's sitting there
Speaker 3: with an ice cream sandwich in one hand and slim
Speaker 3: gym in the other.
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