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Speaker 2: You remember a few years ago when Dunkin Donuts shorten
Speaker 2: their name to just dunkin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have the Dunkin loungy. Your sponsor bars over there,
Speaker 3: and it was, uh, it seems we had a discussion.
Speaker 3: It seemed kind of awkward to just all of a
Speaker 3: sudden it was an hour. They're just dunking.
Speaker 2: It flows, man. Now it does absolutely after getting used
Speaker 2: to it. You know, don't tell where they're switching back now, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: It turns out for this particular situation where they had
Speaker 2: problems in Nebraska and New Mexico last week, the name
Speaker 2: works well because they didn't have any donuts at a
Speaker 2: bunch of their locations in those two states. It was
Speaker 2: a mishap. It was to a manufacturing error that that's
Speaker 2: a code for they didn't make the donuts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now bakery mess ap.
Speaker 2: And I think we also had a conversation where I
Speaker 2: was amazed to find out that they didn't make donuts
Speaker 2: at Dunkin Donuts stores anymore. And we were, you know,
Speaker 2: filled in on all that because you remember the old
Speaker 2: school commercials.
Speaker 3: Got to get up and make the donuts, got to
Speaker 3: make the donuts. Yep, it was the same. I think
Speaker 3: it might have been the same actor they did the
Speaker 3: the Breakstones sour cream or whatever was that the same
Speaker 3: may have been Yeah with the mustache.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the little grumpy guy would go Oluigi looking guy. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like he looked like his name would be Luigi.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, Pat, Pat right here you go, got to
Speaker 3: make the donuts. And it's like, oh man, he gets
Speaker 3: up at Like I told you, my buddy Neil his
Speaker 3: family owned a donut shop. They I mean, you gotta
Speaker 3: get up at like three point thirty in the morning. Sure,
Speaker 3: I mean we do it to tell Dick and for jokes,
Speaker 3: but imagine you're pulling doll at that time, now cutting
Speaker 3: it off right, putting the hole and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: So obviously customers were confused, especially the ones coming to
Speaker 2: get donuts.
Speaker 3: Oh, if you have a church function, you know, like
Speaker 3: church is always sorry, Lord, I don't mean this in
Speaker 3: a bad way. Church is always better when there's donuts.
Speaker 3: What it's your day at the police station. Well, you know,
Speaker 3: let's go back to the to the not the precinct.
Speaker 3: As much as the church. It's it's always better when
Speaker 3: you got the donuts. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: You know what, I think I'll have a donut. It's Sunday.
Speaker 4: I just talked to the Lord, and I'll go.
Speaker 3: You know, you usually go out to the what do
Speaker 3: they call it the rectory hall or whatever, parish hall,
Speaker 3: and then you go out there and then you talk
Speaker 3: to some friends and look at their wives and go, God,
Speaker 3: your wife's hot, and they're thinking the same thing about yours.
Speaker 3: And you're like, I think I'm gonna go for a
Speaker 3: second donut. I don't even drink coffee. I might want one. Sorry,
Speaker 3: who come back to us. I'm out here, I'm here,
Speaker 3: I'm here. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The donut shortage was rectified though, and they're back to
Speaker 2: full operational capacity.
Speaker 3: Sweet.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, in Nashville, Tennessee, this is terrible. Do you remember
Speaker 2: one of the stories that came out of the Hurricane Helene.
Speaker 2: These workers who were stuck in a plastic factory and
Speaker 2: died during flooding. They didn't leave and floodwaters. They died
Speaker 2: in the plastic factory.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't really recall them, but I mean, yeah,
Speaker 3: I hope that whole storm was bad.
Speaker 2: Flooding from the hurricane hit Impact Plastics in eastern Tennessee
Speaker 2: and killed six workers. Now, lawsuits filed against the company
Speaker 2: say the deaths were preventable, claiming the employees had asked
Speaker 2: to leave work but were told no. Impact Plastics claims
Speaker 2: its managers never told their employees they could not leave.
Speaker 2: But now families of the workers who died say they
Speaker 2: have not heard directly from the company, but they were
Speaker 2: given fast food gift cards as condolence for your family
Speaker 2: members lost life.
Speaker 3: You're given gift cards.
Speaker 2: The family members are saying, this pretty much just adds
Speaker 2: insult to injury. You know, it's one guy. Here's a
Speaker 2: direct quote from one of the family members. Sorry, your
Speaker 2: mom died but go get a burger. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 2: I thought immediately Burger. The affected families received one hundred
Speaker 2: dollars worth of very fast food gift cards.
Speaker 3: We're really sorry about your your your husband, Bill. Uh,
Speaker 3: go get a double cheese.
Speaker 2: The employees who survived the flooding also said they received
Speaker 2: gift cards from the company.
Speaker 3: That place is done. My god. I mean, if their
Speaker 3: place flooded out, they're done. Anyway.
Speaker 2: Is there any update can you see that? Can you
Speaker 2: see the management team behind the scenes with this one.
Speaker 2: We gotta do something trying to sort this out avoid
Speaker 2: any lawsuits.
Speaker 3: You know, fast food right now is almost unattainable for
Speaker 3: a lot of folks. Send them some gift cards. Fast
Speaker 3: food is very expensive, even like a you know, a
Speaker 3: value meals running like fourteen dollars gift cards. Yes, you're
Speaker 3: right worth I with that, dude. I think it's fifty. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Jimmy was not that tight of a worker. It's absolutely terrible. God,
Speaker 3: that is just so any updates on because I did that,
Speaker 3: I don't even want to get into it on the air, actually,
Speaker 3: but any updates as to how things are in Carolina's
Speaker 3: and Tennessee. I know it was still tough. Yeah.
Speaker 2: FEMA ended their the housing coverage this weekend. Oh for
Speaker 2: the people in Western Carolina. Wonderful storm going through there.
Speaker 3: Hee.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, it's time for this.
Speaker 3: Flow to man, float to man.
Speaker 4: Floating man got to be a flowing man. He's got
Speaker 4: to be a flying man.
Speaker 2: What we got here is a fifty three year old
Speaker 2: Polk County pervert. All right, fifty three year old from
Speaker 2: Polk County being charged with sexual contact with animals. Animal
Speaker 2: in question would be a twenty eight year old horse
Speaker 2: named Raven. Is that old for a horse? Actually, I'm
Speaker 2: glad you asked that, Taco, because I thought the first thing,
Speaker 2: so I googled how long do horses live? Typically between
Speaker 2: twenty five and thirty years, So this is an elderly horse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now you're getting a Raven. Raven, it's a senior horse.
Speaker 3: It's a senior No, the horse is named Raven. Oh okay, hey,
Speaker 3: whatever your pulp name is, stay off the horse.
Speaker 2: This uh is a story actually that occurred on Christmas Day.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, the day after Christmas. Merry Christmas. Raven deputies
Speaker 2: responded in reference to possible sexual activities involving an animal.
Speaker 2: Officers said they spoke to him and who told him
Speaker 2: they saw the man engaging in sexual actions near the
Speaker 2: horse's head. Officers said a woman took video of part
Speaker 2: of the incident to show to the police, and that
Speaker 2: was enough to confirm that what she reported was accurate.
Speaker 3: Wait, repeat that again. About that head.
Speaker 2: The officers spoke to a woman who told him they
Speaker 2: saw the man engaging in sexual actions near her horse's head.
Speaker 3: Okay, so he didn't Okay.
Speaker 2: The man told police he made a quote stupid and
Speaker 2: dumb decision.
Speaker 3: So it was like, was he was he pulling the donut? Though?
Speaker 3: To the horse? Is that what it was like? Okay,
Speaker 3: here's a big horsehead, right, pat see the big hor Well,
Speaker 3: it had to have been that or a little You
Speaker 3: think he put some peanut butter or wait what a
Speaker 3: horse is like carrot paste on your they make caret
Speaker 3: past I don't know. I'm sure. Oh, I know it's
Speaker 3: the old carrot replacement. I know. We're in safe harbor
Speaker 3: right now, so I can go. You're saying painted orange, No, you.
Speaker 2: Have a carrot right here, You don't carrot adjacent to yes,
Speaker 2: So we we hit the two for one going and
Speaker 2: then you do this, Oh you like the carrot?
Speaker 3: No, dude, gentle Jenny two. I tell the horse Raven's older.
Speaker 3: She know, sorry, horse lovers, what you say? That sounds
Speaker 3: like a new pizza. I'm gonna get your horse lovers. No,
Speaker 3: so you go, oh, Raven likes the carrot. And then
Speaker 3: you just kind of move the carrot over the side
Speaker 3: a little bit and go, how do you like that carrot?
Speaker 3: By the way, two two five two six, totally different avenue.
Speaker 3: I'm going down real quick. But somebody said, wasn't that
Speaker 3: donut and breakstones guy? Also, that don't squeeze the sharman
Speaker 3: may have been mister Whipple. He kind of looked like
Speaker 3: Ron Jeremy without the long hair and the big carrot.
Speaker 3: Oh God, could you imagine a horse seeing Jeremy coming
Speaker 3: at him. You've heard enough about carrots this morning on
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