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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. Would let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right. This hour of the

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<v Speaker 2>starts with us right around nine oh five.

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<v Speaker 3>Give you a keyword you entered at the website or

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<v Speaker 3>remind you getting closer man, of course, yeah, of course.

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<v Speaker 2>You remember a few years ago when Dunkin Donuts shorten

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<v Speaker 2>their name to just dunkin.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we have the Dunkin loungy. Your sponsor bars over there,

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<v Speaker 3>and it was, uh, it seems we had a discussion.

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<v Speaker 3>It seemed kind of awkward to just all of a

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<v Speaker 3>sudden it was an hour. They're just dunking.

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<v Speaker 2>It flows, man. Now it does absolutely after getting used

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<v Speaker 2>to it. You know, don't tell where they're switching back now, no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>It turns out for this particular situation where they had

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<v Speaker 2>problems in Nebraska and New Mexico last week, the name

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<v Speaker 2>works well because they didn't have any donuts at a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of their locations in those two states. It was

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<v Speaker 2>a mishap. It was to a manufacturing error that that's

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<v Speaker 2>a code for they didn't make the donuts.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, now bakery mess ap.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think we also had a conversation where I

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<v Speaker 2>was amazed to find out that they didn't make donuts

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<v Speaker 2>at Dunkin Donuts stores anymore. And we were, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>filled in on all that because you remember the old

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<v Speaker 2>school commercials.

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<v Speaker 3>Got to get up and make the donuts, got to

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<v Speaker 3>make the donuts. Yep, it was the same. I think

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<v Speaker 3>it might have been the same actor they did the

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<v Speaker 3>the Breakstones sour cream or whatever was that the same

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<v Speaker 3>may have been Yeah with the mustache.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the little grumpy guy would go Oluigi looking guy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>like he looked like his name would be Luigi.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, Pat, Pat right here you go, got to

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<v Speaker 3>make the donuts. And it's like, oh man, he gets

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<v Speaker 3>up at Like I told you, my buddy Neil his

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<v Speaker 3>family owned a donut shop. They I mean, you gotta

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<v Speaker 3>get up at like three point thirty in the morning. Sure,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean we do it to tell Dick and for jokes,

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<v Speaker 3>but imagine you're pulling doll at that time, now cutting

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<v Speaker 3>it off right, putting the hole and all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>So obviously customers were confused, especially the ones coming to

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<v Speaker 2>get donuts.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, if you have a church function, you know, like

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<v Speaker 3>church is always sorry, Lord, I don't mean this in

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<v Speaker 3>a bad way. Church is always better when there's donuts.

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<v Speaker 3>What it's your day at the police station. Well, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>let's go back to the to the not the precinct.

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<v Speaker 3>As much as the church. It's it's always better when

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<v Speaker 3>you got the donuts. You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what, I think I'll have a donut. It's Sunday.

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<v Speaker 4>I just talked to the Lord, and I'll go.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, you usually go out to the what do

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<v Speaker 3>they call it the rectory hall or whatever, parish hall,

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<v Speaker 3>and then you go out there and then you talk

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<v Speaker 3>to some friends and look at their wives and go, God,

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<v Speaker 3>your wife's hot, and they're thinking the same thing about yours.

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<v Speaker 3>And you're like, I think I'm gonna go for a

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<v Speaker 3>second donut. I don't even drink coffee. I might want one. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>who come back to us. I'm out here, I'm here,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm here. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The donut shortage was rectified though, and they're back to

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<v Speaker 2>full operational capacity.

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<v Speaker 3>Sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, in Nashville, Tennessee, this is terrible. Do you remember

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<v Speaker 2>one of the stories that came out of the Hurricane Helene.

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<v Speaker 2>These workers who were stuck in a plastic factory and

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<v Speaker 2>died during flooding. They didn't leave and floodwaters. They died

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<v Speaker 2>in the plastic factory.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't really recall them, but I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I hope that whole storm was bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Flooding from the hurricane hit Impact Plastics in eastern Tennessee

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<v Speaker 2>and killed six workers. Now, lawsuits filed against the company

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<v Speaker 2>say the deaths were preventable, claiming the employees had asked

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<v Speaker 2>to leave work but were told no. Impact Plastics claims

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<v Speaker 2>its managers never told their employees they could not leave.

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<v Speaker 2>But now families of the workers who died say they

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<v Speaker 2>have not heard directly from the company, but they were

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<v Speaker 2>given fast food gift cards as condolence for your family

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<v Speaker 2>members lost life.

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<v Speaker 3>You're given gift cards.

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<v Speaker 2>The family members are saying, this pretty much just adds

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<v Speaker 2>insult to injury. You know, it's one guy. Here's a

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<v Speaker 2>direct quote from one of the family members. Sorry, your

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<v Speaker 2>mom died but go get a burger. Yeah, that's what

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<v Speaker 2>I thought immediately Burger. The affected families received one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>dollars worth of very fast food gift cards.

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<v Speaker 3>We're really sorry about your your your husband, Bill. Uh,

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<v Speaker 3>go get a double cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>The employees who survived the flooding also said they received

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<v Speaker 2>gift cards from the company.

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<v Speaker 3>That place is done. My god. I mean, if their

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<v Speaker 3>place flooded out, they're done. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there any update can you see that? Can you

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<v Speaker 2>see the management team behind the scenes with this one.

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<v Speaker 2>We gotta do something trying to sort this out avoid

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<v Speaker 2>any lawsuits.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, fast food right now is almost unattainable for

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of folks. Send them some gift cards. Fast

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<v Speaker 3>food is very expensive, even like a you know, a

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<v Speaker 3>value meals running like fourteen dollars gift cards. Yes, you're

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<v Speaker 3>right worth I with that, dude. I think it's fifty. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Jimmy was not that tight of a worker. It's absolutely terrible. God,

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<v Speaker 3>that is just so any updates on because I did that,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even want to get into it on the air, actually,

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<v Speaker 3>but any updates as to how things are in Carolina's

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<v Speaker 3>and Tennessee. I know it was still tough. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>FEMA ended their the housing coverage this weekend. Oh for

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<v Speaker 2>the people in Western Carolina. Wonderful storm going through there.

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<v Speaker 3>Hee.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know what, it's time for this.

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<v Speaker 3>Flow to man, float to man.

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<v Speaker 4>Floating man got to be a flowing man. He's got

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<v Speaker 4>to be a flying man.

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<v Speaker 2>What we got here is a fifty three year old

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<v Speaker 2>Polk County pervert. All right, fifty three year old from

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<v Speaker 2>Polk County being charged with sexual contact with animals. Animal

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<v Speaker 2>in question would be a twenty eight year old horse

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<v Speaker 2>named Raven. Is that old for a horse? Actually, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>glad you asked that, Taco, because I thought the first thing,

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<v Speaker 2>so I googled how long do horses live? Typically between

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five and thirty years, So this is an elderly horse.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, now you're getting a Raven. Raven, it's a senior horse.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a senior No, the horse is named Raven. Oh okay, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>whatever your pulp name is, stay off the horse.

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<v Speaker 2>This uh is a story actually that occurred on Christmas Day.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, the day after Christmas. Merry Christmas. Raven deputies

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<v Speaker 2>responded in reference to possible sexual activities involving an animal.

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<v Speaker 2>Officers said they spoke to him and who told him

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<v Speaker 2>they saw the man engaging in sexual actions near the

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<v Speaker 2>horse's head. Officers said a woman took video of part

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<v Speaker 2>of the incident to show to the police, and that

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<v Speaker 2>was enough to confirm that what she reported was accurate.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, repeat that again. About that head.

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<v Speaker 2>The officers spoke to a woman who told him they

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<v Speaker 2>saw the man engaging in sexual actions near her horse's head.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so he didn't Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>The man told police he made a quote stupid and

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<v Speaker 2>dumb decision.

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<v Speaker 3>So it was like, was he was he pulling the donut? Though?

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<v Speaker 3>To the horse? Is that what it was like? Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>here's a big horsehead, right, pat see the big hor Well,

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<v Speaker 3>it had to have been that or a little You

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<v Speaker 3>think he put some peanut butter or wait what a

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<v Speaker 3>horse is like carrot paste on your they make caret

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<v Speaker 3>past I don't know. I'm sure. Oh, I know it's

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<v Speaker 3>the old carrot replacement. I know. We're in safe harbor

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<v Speaker 3>right now, so I can go. You're saying painted orange, No, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a carrot right here, You don't carrot adjacent to yes,

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<v Speaker 2>So we we hit the two for one going and

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<v Speaker 2>then you do this, Oh you like the carrot?

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<v Speaker 3>No, dude, gentle Jenny two. I tell the horse Raven's older.

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<v Speaker 3>She know, sorry, horse lovers, what you say? That sounds

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<v Speaker 3>like a new pizza. I'm gonna get your horse lovers. No,

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<v Speaker 3>so you go, oh, Raven likes the carrot. And then

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<v Speaker 3>you just kind of move the carrot over the side

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit and go, how do you like that carrot?

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, two two five two six, totally different avenue.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going down real quick. But somebody said, wasn't that

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<v Speaker 3>donut and breakstones guy? Also, that don't squeeze the sharman

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<v Speaker 3>may have been mister Whipple. He kind of looked like

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<v Speaker 3>Ron Jeremy without the long hair and the big carrot.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh God, could you imagine a horse seeing Jeremy coming

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<v Speaker 3>at him. You've heard enough about carrots this morning on

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<v Speaker 3>the Man down loady Radio app