Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing the Cud with Mike ben and Roe
Speaker 1: and Lee Robertson.
Speaker 2: I can smell your nasty pussy. Don't have a cat.
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Speaker 2: I'm having cheese my phone today because I've forgotten my
Speaker 2: electronic tablet.
Speaker 1: Okay noways said before the show, said, I forgot my
Speaker 1: tablets and.
Speaker 2: We've got very worried. It's it's an Android, unfortunately, but
Speaker 2: I like an android. I'd prefer them anyway. Let's do show.
Speaker 2: Were you a fan of Titanic the move It Move?
Speaker 2: Where are you back in the day? Don't let go Jack,
Speaker 2: don't Yeah, I will let go loop. Yeah. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 2: how would you feel about a musical about Titanic?
Speaker 1: Will we see Leonardo DiCaprio getting all hunt sweet with
Speaker 1: all age appropriate?
Speaker 2: Oh, because he goes out with younger women stage a
Speaker 2: propert What wasn't it? Okay? Oh No, there's a there's
Speaker 2: a musical. Comm It's called Titanique the Musical. I'm here
Speaker 2: for this. I don't think you were going to do it,
Speaker 2: says When the music of Celine Dion makes sweet Canadian
Speaker 2: love with the eleven eleven time Oscar winning film Titanic,
Speaker 2: you get Titanique. There's a there's a Homo poster for it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's already been in New York and has been got
Speaker 2: loads of awards. It's not a serious, really show. If
Speaker 2: you've grasped from from the from the picture, it's apparently
Speaker 2: it's a hysterical musical, hysterical musical fantasia. Okay, already, So
Speaker 2: what they're doing is what the what they're doing is Selene. Yeah,
Speaker 2: not the actual Selene, actual, not Selene, but somebody pretending
Speaker 2: to be Sea is as if she was on the
Speaker 2: Titanic in the film. Okay, and so sings the songs
Speaker 2: like my Heart Will Go On, all her hits and yeah,
Speaker 2: it's the premise is that she was on the doomed
Speaker 2: CRuMs Liner in nineteen twelve and is somehow still around
Speaker 2: to explain what happened. The singer mingles with the passengers,
Speaker 2: and by mingo, I mean she shamelessly tries to ever
Speaker 2: shadow them, sneaking one of her hits at every opportunity.
Speaker 2: I we've got them. I'm like you can, that's the case.
Speaker 1: And she's popped up between them to go, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: I am living for this. You're living for this it's
Speaker 1: a queen.
Speaker 2: It's that. Yeah, there's there's more pictures of the cast.
Speaker 1: I think this is amazing. I think this is the
Speaker 1: future of of theater.
Speaker 2: Where is this going to be on? Well, it's going
Speaker 2: to be in London to start with, but then it
Speaker 2: might tour. Okay, so London's Criterion Theater from the ninth
Speaker 2: of December. I don't know whether it's worth a trip
Speaker 2: to London. A small trips, not that far on the train.
Speaker 2: Really pain? Huh pain? Let's say I was pain. Let's
Speaker 2: say he was even going with you? Oh, anyway, moist
Speaker 2: by that suggestion? What me paying? Will be going on
Speaker 2: a trip with you? No? You paying? You're not the
Speaker 2: first time the boy's got moist by me? Pain. Will
Speaker 2: Ferrell Comedian Feral or Farrell Feral? Is it not Farrell? No,
Speaker 2: it's Feral with an E. Okay, he was in alf.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: But to be fair, it's not everyone's go of tea.
Speaker 2: I don't mind him. I just hate Elf, Okay. He's
Speaker 2: been widely commended following the release of the trailer for
Speaker 2: his new Netflix documentary, which is called Will and Harper.
Speaker 2: It's so good. Have you watched it? Is it?
Speaker 1: Out is by the time we've oh okay, so him.
Speaker 2: In his September twenty seventh, this is October. Oh is it.
Speaker 1: We're in the future, in the future and it's still
Speaker 1: still look good.
Speaker 2: Well, no, it's so good. It's so heartwarming. It's all
Speaker 2: about him and his trans best friend go on a
Speaker 2: road trip together. So Will Fowl and Harper Steele first
Speaker 2: became friends about thirty years ago when they started on
Speaker 2: Saturday Night Live, and Harper was one of the head
Speaker 2: writers on Saturday Night Live, and Will as kind of
Speaker 2: saying the biggest I think the biggest form of transform
Speaker 2: me is lack of understanding. If you're not trans and
Speaker 2: you don't know anybody who is trans, the whole concept
Speaker 2: does seem strange. That's why projects like this are important
Speaker 2: because trans people exist, they always haven't, always will And
Speaker 2: once you know the heart of somebody who is just
Speaker 2: trying to live their life, you understand. So obviously it's
Speaker 2: out now to stream.
Speaker 1: You have watched it, yes, and it's so it's so honest,
Speaker 1: and I think that's what the most important part is.
Speaker 2: It's Rohaul's agrin.
Speaker 1: I didn't know how to refer to you for a
Speaker 1: while and I wasn't sure if you'd still be my
Speaker 1: friend because you changed your entire person arty. It was
Speaker 1: very honest about what it was they were going through as.
Speaker 2: Well, and I think it's really refreshing to see this
Speaker 2: straight white man go through that that journey. So yeah,
Speaker 2: I may well, I may well watch that well worth
Speaker 2: watch so from from the kind of highbrow something slightly
Speaker 2: less high brow? Did you did you watch slack Wars?
Speaker 2: I didn't watch. I didn't even know this was a thing.
Speaker 2: So you know the cock destroyers, well one of them,
Speaker 2: one of them. But before before she did pass away,
Speaker 2: there was they hosted a relative TV show called slag Wars,
Speaker 2: which was basically them trying to find the next best
Speaker 2: new porn star. So it was it was Wreckamore, Sophie Anderson,
Speaker 2: who unfortunately is no longer with us, and Matthew Camp.
Speaker 2: They've got a new camp that's Matthew Camp. I'm assuming
Speaker 2: we like Matthew Camp. Is he a pawn? I don't know,
Speaker 2: but I would like to find out more. I think
Speaker 2: he might be a porn stuff. They've got a new
Speaker 2: host who is Fantasia Royal Gargaart, who I think was
Speaker 2: on the Boule Brothers whatever it is that dragulaw. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a that's a picture of the Cock Destroyers their
Speaker 2: first premier First Brady in twenty twenty, and the second
Speaker 2: season will be shown exclusively on out Flicks. They've kind
Speaker 2: of done it as a bit of a homage to Sophie.
Speaker 2: I mean they for a while that was like the
Speaker 2: everyone was going, I'll despunk your balls and that kind
Speaker 2: of stuff. Ah, and I think they fell out with
Speaker 2: each other, and then you know that this is the cast,
Speaker 2: this is the new cast, This is the new cast.
Speaker 2: I'm going to be watching this show, okay, I I yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you might watch it for that because
Speaker 1: look at those shoes, those very lee shoes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, coffee slip on gold mule. But but I I
Speaker 2: I don't want to be a porn star. I mean,
Speaker 2: I mean many times, but.
Speaker 1: I just someone throwing your fivers. They're going to film
Speaker 1: you doing something.
Speaker 2: It us a blowy. Just wear this mask. You know.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say this has nothing to do with
Speaker 2: this problem. But somebody on social media tagged me in
Speaker 2: a post, not a saucy post of him in a
Speaker 2: hot tub, not naked with pants on pants on in
Speaker 2: a hot tub, well swimming swatch pants and that resulted
Speaker 2: in many many pervy p poo pervy people following me back,
Speaker 2: and one of them had a very unsettling video on
Speaker 2: his that appeared on my timelineting. What was it?
Speaker 1: What was it?
Speaker 2: Do you want me? Do you want me to go?
Speaker 2: Describe it to So he was on his bed okay, okay,
Speaker 2: knackhead legs akimbo, knees kind of bent so that they
Speaker 2: were around his ears, and he was like holding his
Speaker 2: bottom ye so his was full fully exposed, and he pooed.
Speaker 2: Oh and I and I wasn't happy with that. Watch it.
Speaker 2: I was like, how did you watch it?
Speaker 1: Because of it for the first lump that came out,
Speaker 1: and then affwarded it to many people.
Speaker 2: Because you first would watch that again and again. Oh
Speaker 2: that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, what what?
Speaker 2: That's not sexy, that's not sex, it's not sexy. People
Speaker 2: don't film yourself doing a poop. A lot some people
Speaker 2: are into that, or we don't think shame. If they
Speaker 2: want to do that, that's fine, but yeah, it's not
Speaker 2: for you anyway. That's my rant ovah. That's the end.
Speaker 2: Of this weeture of his news.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, and remember if you want to send any videos
Speaker 1: to Lee, drop into his d MS.
Speaker 2: Stick around because after this it's Mike and the Buzz.
Speaker 2: You're watching chewing the cord with Lee and Mike, and
Speaker 2: now were going to the deeper parts of the dark web.
Speaker 2: It's Mike with the Buzz. You like shopping, period, don't youly? Yes,
Speaker 2: as long as nowhere else is around?
Speaker 1: Yeah, just you know, like like the famous people get
Speaker 1: when they you know, close down home bargains, walk around
Speaker 1: by themselves.
Speaker 2: The answer around homes and she's always in there. What's
Speaker 2: the man? Who? I'm in? Warsaw? Poland? Poland Portland, Portland
Speaker 2: from Bortland? Did you not know? Right?
Speaker 1: It's twenty two and he wanted a private shopping experience
Speaker 1: as well. Okay, so he did by pretending to be
Speaker 1: a mannequin.
Speaker 2: For hours and hours and hours.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, can you tell where he is? That a
Speaker 1: category of must try harder? Okay. It's not even in
Speaker 1: the window outside of the shop holding your bag.
Speaker 2: He's not even in the show.
Speaker 1: He's outside the window holding your bag.
Speaker 2: When was he going to go in the shop?
Speaker 1: So what happened was once they closed down the supermarket
Speaker 1: the mall. Yeah right, He then went on the rob okay,
Speaker 1: so is there to steal things?
Speaker 2: What's with the face in the in the super shopping malls?
Speaker 2: They when the shops closed, they locked them, So him
Speaker 2: being in the middle of the mall, it's fine getting
Speaker 2: anywhere because they were locked.
Speaker 1: Okay, But here's the thing where it's also easy to
Speaker 1: get into things because you're uninterrupted. If the shops closed
Speaker 1: and it's busy and you're walking past, its alone's gonna
Speaker 1: say why you're filling with that lock. He's got time
Speaker 1: when it's empty, or so he thought, because he forgot
Speaker 1: about the security guards who started to chase him around
Speaker 1: them all trying to find out why he was because
Speaker 1: he kept hiding.
Speaker 2: He'd hear them coming, they kept they couldn't see it.
Speaker 1: Or he'd hide under a tar, palling right in the
Speaker 1: middle of a fountain, getting very weight, hiding in toilets
Speaker 1: and that sort of thing. He was only apprehended when
Speaker 1: he stopped for a second meal. A second he'd stop
Speaker 1: to grab a sandwich and went, you know, a bit
Speaker 1: more peckish than I thought.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a lot of carbs, but not running around
Speaker 2: just closed shopping center exactly robbing things. Well yeah, what
Speaker 2: what what is it? Is it? Wrangler? There is that
Speaker 2: you got a has genes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's just the shop he was standing outside of. Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: so he's stolen some food, stolen booze, and even cash
Speaker 1: out of some tills. Okay, it's not very secure place
Speaker 1: if that's what you can do. No, but you get
Speaker 1: caught if you're having a second buddy m Yeah, well
Speaker 1: well yeah, well done him, Well done him getting caught
Speaker 1: after standing like a brick for hours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, outside of shop, no shop work. But i'd say dummies,
Speaker 2: not mannekins, not dummies.
Speaker 1: Person kins? What person kids? Because then you're taking away
Speaker 1: the gender. Okay, moving on.
Speaker 2: Okay, so have you ever got rage about something?
Speaker 1: What I was about to say? I know it now
Speaker 1: get rage all the time. I'm keeping it down. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to work out whether this would particularly raise you.
Speaker 2: I don't really imagine it probably will do.
Speaker 1: Do you ever get rage when someone has too much
Speaker 1: of something?
Speaker 2: I'm usually the person that has to.
Speaker 1: Okay, self loathing can happen.
Speaker 2: I think there probably are circumstances when people have too
Speaker 2: much things. I guess that's what you just said there.
Speaker 2: You know, like if you're going to.
Speaker 1: A carvery okay, yeah, where you can put your plates.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then somebody takes all the like potatoes, well
Speaker 2: it's just a badly stopped car. If it's taking all
Speaker 2: of that's just greedy.
Speaker 1: As long as they eat them, I have no problem
Speaker 1: with that. What irritates me is they take a load
Speaker 1: and don't eat them all.
Speaker 2: Do you know what really gets on my nerves? People
Speaker 2: who when something is released, We'll say Barbie Doll. I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't know why, but person buys twelve of them, Okay,
Speaker 2: so nobody else can have them.
Speaker 1: That gets on my tits. Yeah, just buy a different
Speaker 1: Barbie Doll. I wanted that one, Okay. I can tell well,
Speaker 1: this is a gentleman called Myron Bully oh okay, who
Speaker 1: has been sentenced after beating someone to death with a
Speaker 1: baseball bat for taking too much natural cheese.
Speaker 2: What I can see, you can.
Speaker 1: See you've got a lot of sympathy from. So he
Speaker 1: works in Las Vegas, Okay, in a petrol station or
Speaker 1: gaess station, and he grew angry at a gentleman called
Speaker 1: Isaiah Taylor right, who used up a lot of natural cheese,
Speaker 1: not all of it, just a lot of natural cheese
Speaker 1: on his natcho's, and then broke the machine by using it.
Speaker 2: To Oh, we see there's more to this, they isn't there?
Speaker 2: There is a rage about cheese. It's more than just
Speaker 2: I've had all the cheese. It's now you broke it,
Speaker 2: and now I have to fix it. You have to
Speaker 2: phone someone else.
Speaker 1: But yeah, beat him mercilessly with a baseball, but lots
Speaker 1: of injuries, blood pouring out of his face and that
Speaker 1: sort of thing. A passer by said, I'm going to
Speaker 1: phone nine ninety nine, and the guy went and thanks
Speaker 1: to him as well. No, I'm not forge he needs
Speaker 1: to learn a lesson. I mean, I do not hear
Speaker 1: all the cheese.
Speaker 2: I'm agreeing with the sentiment, perhaps not necessarily the actual
Speaker 2: way he dealt with it.
Speaker 1: If you had a baseball bat and you got raised.
Speaker 1: So I have no doubt in my mind.
Speaker 2: You know, there's been occasions when have been like meals
Speaker 2: with family and friends and somebody's making that disgusting clack noise. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I literally had to sit on my hands because I
Speaker 2: want to get my and smash the face into the table,
Speaker 2: do it?
Speaker 1: Can you wed? Now? Can you hear it?
Speaker 2: See?
Speaker 1: I think we would be friends currently in prison, okay,
Speaker 1: till he could be a special friend. He's pen friend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I cannot. I cannot see why cheese would make someone
Speaker 1: so angry.
Speaker 2: Lesson learned goodness me Betty still goes back and gets
Speaker 2: some cheese. But he does, and he's.
Speaker 1: Like, Marin's in prison, so he'll be fine. He's going
Speaker 1: to stop him down. I'd send him videos just giving
Speaker 1: yourself a cheese book? How are you.
Speaker 2: Cheese?
Speaker 1: I think that's going to be the cheese Boukaki autobiography.
Speaker 1: I think that's going to be the T shirt Daddy
Speaker 1: please don't call me daddy new shirt And he says
Speaker 1: a little bit dramatic and we could take out the
Speaker 1: words a little bit.
Speaker 2: And if likely you like.
Speaker 1: To live in a sealfy deluded state, why not share
Speaker 1: that with us? It's at the cod TV on social
Speaker 1: media and that brings us nicely to our story of
Speaker 1: the week.
Speaker 2: Now, I've just realized that my hood has fallen off
Speaker 2: my shoulder a little bit cheap.
Speaker 1: It's like, hello, did I get even in your private life?
Speaker 1: Just don't Now we have a history. You and I
Speaker 1: are talking about animals on substances. We do because you,
Speaker 1: like I do, like an animal that's cokeds its tips. Okay,
Speaker 1: good news, Well not really. It's quite sad at the end.
Speaker 1: But there are two hundred horny, coked up hippopotamuses.
Speaker 2: Where do I go?
Speaker 1: Right in Colombia, So Pablo Columbia and Colombia, because that's
Speaker 1: so you know Pablo Esco, no drug blood Oh okay, yes, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: he had a zoo on his estate, on his coke factory.
Speaker 1: Well his estates, code factory wasn't on his estates. He
Speaker 1: lived separate, right to work. It was an annex. We
Speaker 1: had himself a little zoo with with some hippos. Right,
Speaker 1: and when he was arrest one hundred no, no, no. When
Speaker 1: he was arrested in nineteen ninety one, right, the authority's like, oh,
Speaker 1: what do we do with these hippos. We need to
Speaker 1: deal with the drugs first, and then the hippos escaped
Speaker 1: into the wild.
Speaker 2: Okay, they're quite quick.
Speaker 1: So since nineteen ninety three they've been fornicating and creating more,
Speaker 1: creating more hippos. So that was over two hundred wow, right,
Speaker 1: and they're looking at what they can do with these hippos.
Speaker 2: Are they on that or are they on crack the
Speaker 2: coke top? Yeah? How are they? Where are they getting
Speaker 2: the cocaine from the dealer? The dealer?
Speaker 1: Where dold you think they're getting to cocaine from?
Speaker 2: Where they get the money for the cocaine.
Speaker 1: That's the question that was asking, right, But the Columbia
Speaker 1: government that they can't do anything with them, right, they're
Speaker 1: looking at like sending them back to where they came from.
Speaker 2: Back to where they came from where I've just been
Speaker 2: involved to Africa. Well, they didn't come from Africa. They're
Speaker 2: native to that country now because Pablo Escobar brought them
Speaker 2: over the original settled. Yeah, but so the Columbia government
Speaker 2: have thought about a way of dealing with them because
Speaker 2: they can't ship two hundred hippos, right, So it's cracked
Speaker 2: out horny ones because they're banging at it NonStop. Where
Speaker 2: rather getting the cocaine from it grows naturally. Cocaine grows naturally.
Speaker 2: It's a plant. I don't know that drugs me. It's
Speaker 2: a plant.
Speaker 1: It's a leaf, right, and you chew the leaf and
Speaker 1: it gets and that's where you get the came from.
Speaker 2: Doesn't give you like a massive but right, I do
Speaker 2: not know that clear herb so Horney because they're chegging.
Speaker 1: Right, So what Columbian government have said, it's the only
Speaker 1: way we can deal with them is to call them.
Speaker 1: They're going to kill all these horles, all of them
Speaker 1: because they're not native. They shouldn't be there. And the
Speaker 1: only reason they're doing that is because each one produces
Speaker 1: over twenty two pounds of shit a day and they're
Speaker 1: doing it in a river.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So it's it's an environmental nightmare. They weren't shitting
Speaker 1: so much, they'd be okay.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's okay, all right, off the tits on naturally
Speaker 2: grown cocaine. It's fine shitting in our water not having it, no,
Speaker 2: because it's they need it for them. Can you eat hippos?
Speaker 2: I don't suppose you can. You can eat pretty much anything,
Speaker 2: because that could be you know, okay, meat meat. If
Speaker 2: we're going to have to get rid of them some way, okay,
Speaker 2: just explode them all. Okay, that's all from them this week,
Speaker 2: stick around, that's coming up. We have a game to
Speaker 2: play in our Game of the week, Welcome back, and
Speaker 2: you're watching chewing the cord. We're gonna play a little
Speaker 2: game now, and this is the one for the man
Speaker 2: who has acid dripping out of his anus. It's Mike totally.
Speaker 2: I should have vinegar day of the week. In a
Speaker 2: game of riddles, we twist and we turn with questions.
Speaker 2: So tricky, your cumbll burn, but laughter and fun. You'll
Speaker 2: solve the clues in this riddle game. It's me versus you, right.
Speaker 1: So the quit this game is I'll give you a riddle.
Speaker 1: You just have to solve it.
Speaker 2: What do I have to do? You have to solve
Speaker 2: a riddle. Solve a riddle.
Speaker 1: Okay, mm hmm, right, So first riddle. If two snakes
Speaker 1: were to marry, what will their towels.
Speaker 2: Say hisses and hisses? No, it would be his and hers.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. What can you hold in your right hand,
Speaker 1: but never your left hand?
Speaker 2: Your own right hand? No, your left hand. What can
Speaker 2: you hold in your right hand that you can't hold
Speaker 2: in your left Yeah, you're like.
Speaker 1: The right hand in your right Put your right hand
Speaker 1: in your left hand now so you can hold that
Speaker 1: one you meant the other way around? Yeah, yeah, that's correct,
Speaker 1: your left hand, that's what you can't hold yeah, very
Speaker 1: very large piece. Okay forward, I am heavy backward? I
Speaker 1: am not what am I?
Speaker 2: I don't know? Quite dancingly having the guest forwards, I
Speaker 2: am heavy backwards, I am not what am I? My
Speaker 2: dead brother? Do you have a dead brother? He ain't heavy?
Speaker 2: It's my brother.
Speaker 1: Way.
Speaker 2: My mind works once you have to be dead. It's
Speaker 2: just for the best.
Speaker 1: Put him out of his misery.
Speaker 2: No a ton? What a ton? Oh? Okay? Heavy backwards?
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 2: Grand? Yeah? Back on? Okay? Cool?
Speaker 1: Who has married many women but has never married?
Speaker 2: Priest? No? Catholic? Praise? No? A church?
Speaker 1: Church, the church, the church a building?
Speaker 2: Who has married many women?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Who has married many women but has never married? I don't.
Speaker 2: I can't think of anything else? A prob from with praise?
Speaker 2: What's a priest? Well? What I said that he did?
Speaker 2: Don't you slap your joy buzzer at me? You knew
Speaker 2: what's wrong? Okay? How do you drop a raw egg
Speaker 2: at a part shop? Okay? What do you call a
Speaker 2: bear with no teeth? Good time? When you're thinking bat,
Speaker 2: you're thinking grizzly? Are you thinking either or really?
Speaker 1: Neither?
Speaker 2: Or either?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: I can get to my house.
Speaker 3: To us.
Speaker 2: What do you call a bear with no teeth? Anything
Speaker 2: you want to to bite? You got me to death? No,
Speaker 2: I've given you a hint. It could bear. I've got
Speaker 2: me bear present buses. I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Then, okay, what has many rings but no fingers? I
Speaker 1: have got ten fingers before you start. You've had many rings.
Speaker 2: I have stuck your finger in many rings.
Speaker 1: Delicious onion rings, right, bomb hole rings, saturn?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Oh, a phone, a telephone, a telephone ring ring. It
Speaker 2: doesn't have any fingers, ring, just rings, many rings, that's
Speaker 2: correct it. I hate him when he does that. You
Speaker 2: hate me like when I do that? What breathe? No?
Speaker 2: When you fake that, I've got it wrong, And I
Speaker 2: know that I've got it right. You don't always know
Speaker 2: you're gonna feels so wrong? What you doing that way?
Speaker 2: I feel like i's sening to it.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: Then it's so wrong.
Speaker 1: Big red mouth here memory? What can you break without
Speaker 1: touching it? You touch your hymen before you start?
Speaker 2: Wind? No, not wind, because technically you touch it, well,
Speaker 2: technically touch it with your gay parsehole somebody's heart. I think, Cheryl,
Speaker 2: the speed of sound.
Speaker 1: Because you're touching that, because that's actually a pressure wave.
Speaker 1: But are you because you're touching the pressure wave?
Speaker 3: But you.
Speaker 1: Yes, because you're touching the pressure wave.
Speaker 2: Think Cheryl Cole or tweety or whatever she'd call by
Speaker 2: it at the minute, watch can't Break and Cheryl Cole,
Speaker 2: you had a song do you do? And that's why
Speaker 2: it goes a loud?
Speaker 1: It's just a girls lody Cheryl Cole's girls loaud that
Speaker 1: sang my song the.
Speaker 2: One that I'm supposed to be thinking, no.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or something that you can break without touching it.
Speaker 1: That's to do with Cheryl Coleah, she had a song
Speaker 1: about touching something, but not about something else that you
Speaker 1: can break without touching it. I don't know the promise.
Speaker 1: She didn't have a song called the promise. It was
Speaker 1: skills allowed to have a song called the promise.
Speaker 2: I changed. That's why I said that didn't mutual call
Speaker 2: my girl's loud.
Speaker 1: I did say, Okay, I sometimes run, but I can't walk?
Speaker 2: What am I? And it's not you? This can't warm?
Speaker 1: But sometimes I run, Yeah, sometimes I had Sometimes I'm scared.
Speaker 2: Of you, but all I really want to do is
Speaker 2: to hold you, squeeze you tied.
Speaker 1: You dang h who sang that song Britney spears, indeed
Speaker 1: allegedly allegedly.
Speaker 2: What can I can sometimes run, but I can't walk?
Speaker 2: Time no, time can't run. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: want to do Gona game show anymore. Mike, why don't
Speaker 2: get it? It's awful? We're riddled instead? What what was
Speaker 2: it that? Definitely it's a nose?
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're gonna do the alien thing now, aren't you?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Are you sure?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Im't do it a bit later.
Speaker 1: It has keys but no locks. It has space but
Speaker 1: no room. You can enter, but you can't go inside.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: Is it the dark room at the Eagle on a
Speaker 2: Thursday evening?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 2: They told me, is it a compute? It's not a compute. Ah,
Speaker 2: listen to the gallery. I don't know. It's a keyboard
Speaker 2: stick around because coming up next we get our cooking
Speaker 2: on with Everyone Loves Fanny. Welcome back to Chewing the
Speaker 2: cud and now we get to drips with the delights
Speaker 2: in the kitchen as everyone loves Fanny.
Speaker 1: Everybody loves Fanny.
Speaker 2: What we're saying now, hold on hello me Fanny, h
Speaker 2: I have no words?
Speaker 1: So to daily we're going to be making a delicious
Speaker 1: fruit salad. Oh okay, I'm using the All Natural cookbook again,
Speaker 1: All Natural Natural Cookbook.
Speaker 2: Okay. So the first thing we're going to do is
Speaker 2: we've got you've got a selection of fruit and lovely thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, but we need to make it a little bit
Speaker 1: more than just a plate of fruit and lovely things.
Speaker 2: I have given you a cup with some very hot
Speaker 2: water in you have, indeed, and then the sheet of gelatine. Gelatine, yelatine,
Speaker 2: webblue Robbie gelatine. Yeah, I have got it, wonderful. What
Speaker 2: is it? Is it vegan?
Speaker 1: It's not vegan money, I don't do it, then you're
Speaker 1: not veganly. I've just said there's this vegan want a
Speaker 1: way through a sausage before we started recording, so I
Speaker 1: don't mean like a sausage roll either.
Speaker 2: So we've got some gelatine. I've just watched to pop it.
Speaker 2: Give it's a bit of a squish and pop it
Speaker 2: in your water.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: What's gelatine made of It's made from beef bones.
Speaker 1: Beef bones, Yes, this particular is made from beef bones.
Speaker 1: So you just want to fall into a little treat.
Speaker 1: It won't break, So you're just gonna go to get
Speaker 1: it sort of fit into the water.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 1: We don't drop it in. There we go and we're
Speaker 1: just going to leave that for a few months to soften.
Speaker 1: And so while that softens, we do have an extra
Speaker 1: agree to add to this mixture, which is in your
Speaker 1: little cupboard to the side, in a bottle.
Speaker 2: Okay, be careful just to get the bottle out. I
Speaker 2: don't mind put it. You've got a little bottle then, yes, yes, okay.
Speaker 1: And so from the All Natural Cookbook we are using ceiling.
Speaker 2: I'm not touching it then, why not? Because I don't
Speaker 2: want to. I'm vegan.
Speaker 1: It was donated by a very rendered bee. So you
Speaker 1: just want a couple of a couple of drops of
Speaker 1: the seaming. It takes a little while to come out
Speaker 1: because it's it's very thick.
Speaker 2: The gentleman, oh, lovely wallpaper paste. A couple of drops
Speaker 2: of head. It doesn't smell like ammonia, so I'm not
Speaker 2: I'm assuming it's not actual. It's very very fresh.
Speaker 3: H there's a couple of drops.
Speaker 2: One more.
Speaker 1: Okay, So now what we're going to do now is
Speaker 1: we're going to mix that up with a little tool.
Speaker 1: You can use a vibrator if you wish it hope.
Speaker 1: But we've got little tools and so what you're going
Speaker 1: to do is you're.
Speaker 2: Going to mix it.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll give it a swerve. And as you do that,
Speaker 1: it's good to air rate what happens if.
Speaker 2: You no oh did you hear that noise? I did
Speaker 2: hear that? Nice?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So once you've got it going, start okay, and
Speaker 1: then you're going to slowly, carefully pull it up, because
Speaker 1: what that's good to do is that's good to create
Speaker 1: a phone. What'm going to use a phone? So slowly
Speaker 1: pull and it will start to raise the phone up
Speaker 1: for you. It raises it up so you can stand
Speaker 1: on the mountains.
Speaker 2: Is that enough poam? Why you want to get it?
Speaker 2: Will fill the glass if it'll fill in time? So
Speaker 2: you see what I'm.
Speaker 1: Doing here, How it's going up slowly and then I'm
Speaker 1: going down deep into the seamony water and pulling it
Speaker 1: up but slowly.
Speaker 2: You're getting on that has a little bit of foam, see,
Speaker 2: but not as much. Are you raising it up?
Speaker 1: Are you raising it all the way up? Yeah? M
Speaker 1: m hmm.
Speaker 2: I'll see what he's doing.
Speaker 1: Is he able to get it up? Can you see,
Speaker 1: I'll see.
Speaker 2: Is that all foam?
Speaker 1: Is that? What?
Speaker 2: Sorry? Is that all foam?
Speaker 1: But you should have a lot of films. So if
Speaker 1: you can have a look now what I've got here
Speaker 1: is I've got a very very foamy mixture.
Speaker 2: It's slightly loose. Mine's not as as big as that, okay,
Speaker 2: but there is some foam. There is some pham. Okay,
Speaker 2: you've done not very well patronize a bitch.
Speaker 1: Shit at whisking shit. So once you're do that, we're
Speaker 1: going to let that set. So I'm going to actually
Speaker 1: to pop that to one side for a while so
Speaker 1: it can set.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's sufficiently mixed. I don't think it's
Speaker 2: not to.
Speaker 1: Use this whisk See, if you're better with a different
Speaker 1: tool in your hand, maybe turn it off before you
Speaker 1: withdraw it.
Speaker 2: Obviously doesn't use a vibrator. There we go. You see
Speaker 2: that has more power.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's say about portrayed in their tools.
Speaker 2: Look at the phone on that now, hands in the way,
Speaker 2: your sausage fingers out of the way. M huh, okay,
Speaker 2: in your own time. Sorry, I'm sorry. You want it
Speaker 2: to go right, don't you.
Speaker 1: I'd like it to go right, But I've ever seen
Speaker 1: your previous Is that enough phone?
Speaker 2: I think that's plenty of phone.
Speaker 1: Now, I think you can just pop that to one side.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So now and now I've given you a selection of
Speaker 1: fruits and a and a de kick.
Speaker 2: Some chocolatey goodness. So I went on your plate.
Speaker 1: You to arrange your fruit and your your chocolate goodness.
Speaker 1: And if you're going to present.
Speaker 2: It's going to present it to who to your guests
Speaker 2: at a dinner party. Is a dessert? I know you
Speaker 2: don't have friendsly, but we'll imagine I'm feeling quite disturbed
Speaker 2: because you look very much like my year three teacher
Speaker 2: in school, and.
Speaker 1: Has that aroused you someone a very hairy woman. You
Speaker 1: can be hairyly, that's not judge. Okay.
Speaker 2: So have you arranged your froot in it in a
Speaker 2: lovely way?
Speaker 1: I have, okay now, because the agility will take a
Speaker 1: little while to set.
Speaker 2: So I've made made something a little bit earlier for you. Okay.
Speaker 1: So if you have a look in your in your cupboard,
Speaker 1: you'll have a wine glass which isn't filled with wine. Surprisingly,
Speaker 1: it is filled with a seemingly foam does.
Speaker 2: Not have an aroma.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have an aroma, because again we used fresh cemen.
Speaker 1: So now what I wanted to do is I wanted
Speaker 1: to gently scoop some of that lovely foam out from
Speaker 1: the glass and place it lovingly on your your your
Speaker 1: food where just wherever you like, just decoration like they're
Speaker 1: doing the fancy restaurants where they say it's like a
Speaker 1: lime air mhm mhm.
Speaker 2: And then you've.
Speaker 1: Also got a little bit of a jelly as well
Speaker 1: at the bottom, which you can also use to decorate. Oh,
Speaker 1: I seem to have some on my finger. Delicious, what's
Speaker 1: this jelly?
Speaker 2: Stuff? This jelly? Because what.
Speaker 1: It doesn't taste of anything? That's the magical wonderfulness of seamen.
Speaker 1: Oh God, because it did. It's delicious.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 1: You've got a beautiful little dessert that you can impress
Speaker 1: your friends with. How does it taste?
Speaker 2: It doesn't taste about anything.
Speaker 1: It doesn't taste of anything. You want to try your
Speaker 1: other seemingly deliciousness.
Speaker 2: God, taste of anything?
Speaker 1: Are you questioning the emissions of my boys?
Speaker 2: Well, tattoo water is what was just said down my ear?
Speaker 2: What is tatty Watterly? I believe tattoo water is a
Speaker 2: very northern, a very northern description of seamen, but it's
Speaker 2: not a good one because one doesn't want to be
Speaker 2: spurting out tattoo water. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So you've got a lovely little dessert that you can
Speaker 1: wear your friends with and it's all natural, including the seamen.
Speaker 2: It is indeed, yes.
Speaker 1: And if you want something delicious, remember everybody loves Fanny.
Speaker 2: Everybody loves Fanny. That was great, delicious. You even thought
Speaker 2: that they could be such a versatile in Yeah, I
Speaker 2: thought so true. That's almost the end of the show
Speaker 2: for now.
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