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Speaker 1: Kalaroga Shark Media. Four months ago, we stranded sixteen comedians

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on an island. Amy Schumer, Adam Sandler, Joe coy, Ron White,

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Jay Leno, Seth Myers, Jim Gaffigan, Bert Kreischer, Kevin Hartz, Takenzorrow, Osco,

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At Kotzka, Leslie Jones, Sebastian Manascalco, John Mulaney, Sarah Silverman,

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and Nicky Glazer. No agents, no Netflix deals, no podcast

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network to hide behind, just at the audience voting. Week

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after week, you guys voted. Some comedians went out a

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little early, some never had a chance at all, and

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some somehow kept surviving. We had shocking eliminations, momentum swings,

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alliances formed in the comments section. There were blowouts, there

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were near missus. More than once we went to a tie.

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And last week some of you said the count was wrong.

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We checked it, we double checked it, We brought in

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the AI, and in the end the results stood. John

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Mulaney was sent home. And now, after all the votes,

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after all the arguments, after all the discussion of how

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is this person still here? It comes down to two

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Sarah Silverman, Nicki Glazer, I'm Johnny Mack and this is

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Comedy Survivor. The moment has arrived. Vote telling the votes.

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Matt votes for Nicki Glazer, Michelle votes for Sarah Silverman.

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Rothey votes for Nicki Glazer. SHAWNA votes for Sarah Silverman.

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That's two votes for Sarah Silverman, two votes for Icki Glazer.

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Rob votes for Nicki Glazer. Heather votes for Nicki Glazer.

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Dylan votes for Nicki Glazer, Mary votes for Nicki Glazer.

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Barb votes for Nicki Glazer. Andy votes for Nicki Glazer.

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Aaron votes for Nicki Glazer. Shannon votes for Nicki Glazer,

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Andrea votes for Nicki Glazer. A Von votes for Nicki Glazer.

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Janet votes for Nicki Glazer, Dan votes for Nicki Glazer,

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Cheryl votes for Nicki Glazer, Lee votes for Nicki Glazer.

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And the final vote of Comedy Survivor he is from Becky.

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Becky votes for Nicki Glazer. The vote is exceedingly clear.

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The winner of Comedy Survivor is Sarah Silverman. My guy,

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thank you for my jews at, Cia, Larry Moo, Curly

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and Nick NEWSTAFORO. And We're all just made of molecules

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and we're hurling through space right now. Thank you. Congrat

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relations to Sarah. She played a clean game, got very

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few votes throughout this whole thing. The deserving winner. Sarah Silverman,

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the winner of the inaugural Comedy Survivor. Thank you all

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for playing. This was a lot of fun. So what

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I'm gonna do now? I gotta give this the rest.

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My radio career tells me you can't just beat this

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to death. So we will take a break from this.

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Maybe same time next year, maybe in January, I will

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bring it back. I kind of want to do Comedy

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Survivor Heroes Versus Villains because I was all fired up

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about that John Mulaney, Mike Brobiglia, De Renmarco, Siaesi thing

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or because of the little kerfluffel last week with the voting.

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Maybe we do Comedy Survivor Redemption Island and throw John

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Mullaney back in the game. But we've got time to

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do that. Sarah Silverman, winner of Comedy Survivor. Thank you

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all for playing. Back in the morning with a normal episode,