Speaker 1: Kalaroga Shark Media. Four months ago, we stranded sixteen comedians
on an island. Amy Schumer, Adam Sandler, Joe coy, Ron White,
Jay Leno, Seth Myers, Jim Gaffigan, Bert Kreischer, Kevin Hartz, Takenzorrow, Osco,
At Kotzka, Leslie Jones, Sebastian Manascalco, John Mulaney, Sarah Silverman,
and Nicky Glazer. No agents, no Netflix deals, no podcast
network to hide behind, just at the audience voting. Week
after week, you guys voted. Some comedians went out a
little early, some never had a chance at all, and
some somehow kept surviving. We had shocking eliminations, momentum swings,
alliances formed in the comments section. There were blowouts, there
were near missus. More than once we went to a tie.
And last week some of you said the count was wrong.
We checked it, we double checked it, We brought in
the AI, and in the end the results stood. John
Mulaney was sent home. And now, after all the votes,
after all the arguments, after all the discussion of how
is this person still here? It comes down to two
Sarah Silverman, Nicki Glazer, I'm Johnny Mack and this is
Comedy Survivor. The moment has arrived. Vote telling the votes.
Matt votes for Nicki Glazer, Michelle votes for Sarah Silverman.
Rothey votes for Nicki Glazer. SHAWNA votes for Sarah Silverman.
That's two votes for Sarah Silverman, two votes for Icki Glazer.
Rob votes for Nicki Glazer. Heather votes for Nicki Glazer.
Dylan votes for Nicki Glazer, Mary votes for Nicki Glazer.
Barb votes for Nicki Glazer. Andy votes for Nicki Glazer.
Aaron votes for Nicki Glazer. Shannon votes for Nicki Glazer,
Andrea votes for Nicki Glazer. A Von votes for Nicki Glazer.
Janet votes for Nicki Glazer, Dan votes for Nicki Glazer,
Cheryl votes for Nicki Glazer, Lee votes for Nicki Glazer.
And the final vote of Comedy Survivor he is from Becky.
Becky votes for Nicki Glazer. The vote is exceedingly clear.
The winner of Comedy Survivor is Sarah Silverman. My guy,
thank you for my jews at, Cia, Larry Moo, Curly
and Nick NEWSTAFORO. And We're all just made of molecules
and we're hurling through space right now. Thank you. Congrat
relations to Sarah. She played a clean game, got very
few votes throughout this whole thing. The deserving winner. Sarah Silverman,
the winner of the inaugural Comedy Survivor. Thank you all
for playing. This was a lot of fun. So what
I'm gonna do now? I gotta give this the rest.
My radio career tells me you can't just beat this
to death. So we will take a break from this.
Maybe same time next year, maybe in January, I will
bring it back. I kind of want to do Comedy
Survivor Heroes Versus Villains because I was all fired up
about that John Mulaney, Mike Brobiglia, De Renmarco, Siaesi thing
or because of the little kerfluffel last week with the voting.
Maybe we do Comedy Survivor Redemption Island and throw John
Mullaney back in the game. But we've got time to
do that. Sarah Silverman, winner of Comedy Survivor. Thank you
all for playing. Back in the morning with a normal episode,