Speaker 1: One O one Lynchintago, Orlando's Rock station one on one
Speaker 1: one j r R. Hey, if you're just waking up
Speaker 1: and joining us. The latest on Milton. The five o'clock advisory,
Speaker 1: it's still a category five.
Speaker 2: Uh the uh migallstorm.
Speaker 1: The path from the National Hurricane Center adjusted about thirteen
Speaker 1: miles north of the path that had wabbled south yesterday.
Speaker 1: So these little wobbles continue to happen. The message here
Speaker 1: is don't let that cause you to let your guard
Speaker 1: down or become any more concerned. The whole area's effects
Speaker 1: are still going to be pretty much what have been forecasts.
Speaker 2: Like Pat said, just so you hear it clearly, you
Speaker 2: probably would sleep last night and it was coming where
Speaker 2: it was going. Then it went a little south. Now
Speaker 2: it's back a little north. It's just it's just wabbling
Speaker 2: a little.
Speaker 1: Just about a thirteen mile change of the center of
Speaker 1: the projected landfall, which they're thinking is going to be
Speaker 1: about two am tomorrow morning on the west coast. Then
Speaker 1: coming across the state tomorrow, conditions are starting to get
Speaker 1: some rain filtering, and now you'll notice the winds starting
Speaker 1: to pick up as we get deeper into the day,
Speaker 1: As those bands start to approach our area. All right,
Speaker 1: So that's the latest on Milton. All right, let's get
Speaker 1: to idiotology. Taco Bob. You're a ten percent septic tank,
Speaker 1: so maybe you'll be able to answer some of my
Speaker 1: questions I have here.
Speaker 2: Oh God, I'm scared about septic you know. I I
Speaker 2: have a massive tree. You've seen that rain tree in
Speaker 2: my front yard? Yes, and it it kind of leans
Speaker 2: this way pretty hard, and I don't want to pull
Speaker 2: up my whole drain field. That's my concern anyway. So
Speaker 2: what's the deal?
Speaker 1: Okay, how do you hide in a septic tank?
Speaker 2: Not too hard? You definitely wear a face mask or
Speaker 2: plug your nose. No, no, I guess what I'm saying. I
Speaker 2: guess my experience of the septic tank. One of the house,
Speaker 2: the house, first house i'd lived in here in central
Speaker 2: Florida that I owned, had a septic and it was underground.
Speaker 2: You couldn't get to it unless you dug it up.
Speaker 2: And yeah, so you're exactly what you do when the
Speaker 2: people come out to empty the crapper, They you know,
Speaker 2: poke around to find this cement bottom in your front
Speaker 2: yard or backyard whatever, and then you dig right there
Speaker 2: where the base is it has a square To answer
Speaker 2: your question, Pat, look it has a square cap or
Speaker 2: something piece of cement that you pull off and then
Speaker 2: climb into the dude, Wow.
Speaker 1: That's that's This guy then went through a lot who
Speaker 1: got in a firefight with the police in Canada.
Speaker 2: I think he probably just always said the septic ready,
Speaker 2: like he was always ready to climb.
Speaker 1: In exchange a gunfire with police. He had a sowt
Speaker 1: off shotgun and then he tried to flee and was
Speaker 1: ultimately found hiding in the septic tank by Canadian police.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he had that thing prepped up. Then they had
Speaker 2: trapped door.
Speaker 1: They trained the or the drained the septic tank and
Speaker 1: found the shotgun in the in the bottom afterwards. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought that was an awful lot of work to
Speaker 1: go through to try to elude police.
Speaker 2: And well mounties you're I'm sorry you do not Canadian
Speaker 2: mounted place.
Speaker 1: I didn't mean any disrespect.
Speaker 2: Somebody said you can't hide in aceptic septic tank. You
Speaker 2: just go through the movements, powel movements. That was pretty good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was solid, thank you. Two two five, two six.
Speaker 2: Uh we got a guy in England who is uh
Speaker 2: we have a bunch of lignemen listening. I don't know
Speaker 2: if we can call them linemen, line women, line them anymore.
Speaker 2: But thank you all for what you do, they said,
Speaker 2: headed down south for a storm. Really appreciate you all
Speaker 2: them what y'all do. Power to the people, man, that's it.
Speaker 2: They have that bucket right on the back of the
Speaker 2: linement truck. Bucket rhymes with and we got that. We
Speaker 2: got a guy who uh suffered an artery tear after
Speaker 2: a Was it a big cough?
Speaker 1: No, it was an intense self pleasure session. Oh real,
Speaker 1: guy had a cardiovascular emergency. While in the midst of
Speaker 1: well pounding it. He reportedly tore an artery, leading to
Speaker 1: a tight jaw and tingling in his hands. At first,
Speaker 1: the doctors were baffled by his symptoms, but later learned
Speaker 1: through a battery of tests that it was being caused
Speaker 1: by a torn aorda.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's kind of right in here in the
Speaker 2: heart region, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So he was so feverishly going to tugtown.
Speaker 2: That it's like when somebody wears a necklace with a heart.
Speaker 2: You got a heart on. He was full on and
Speaker 2: he ripped an aorda. That's impressive. That is impressive. I'm
Speaker 2: surprised you just pull the thing right off, going at
Speaker 2: that intensity all of a sudden, mushroom in hand. What
Speaker 2: what am I gonna do? I'm sorry, picturing a new
Speaker 2: gorilla glue commercial. Oh God, don't say that. That's like
Speaker 2: when my friend almost talk me to gorilla glue in
Speaker 2: my tooth in Remember when my when I lost my
Speaker 2: front tooth?
Speaker 1: I bet you even considered it briefly?
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? I would have done it, and
Speaker 2: it was of course, was my buddy Smokey with another nickname.
Speaker 2: So he's said that sounds like a dental authority. There
Speaker 2: is exact well, I can't say exact words. I don't
Speaker 2: want to qute him, but we're no bob. Listen, you
Speaker 2: just super glue it in. My sister in law's a
Speaker 2: hygiet or a dentist or hijet. All of a sudden,
Speaker 2: Thank god, she walked into his fiftieth part or fortieth party,
Speaker 2: I think it was, Yeah, it was fortieth. Walked into
Speaker 2: the fortieth party, just as he has me in the
Speaker 2: bathroom getting ready to super good. She goes, no, that
Speaker 2: was the picture I showed you where I was missing
Speaker 2: the front tooth all from Burushetta.
Speaker 1: All right, truck or Bob, We need your take on
Speaker 1: two different big rig mishaps. The first in Mississippi.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, we did just have ten four day
Speaker 2: recently October fourth tent for so eighteen wheeler transporting honey
Speaker 2: bees overturned, trapping the driver in the cab and the bees.
Speaker 2: Thousands of bees swarm the area. The fire department responded
Speaker 2: to the scene and was able to successfully rescue the driver,
Speaker 2: who's related or who was later transported to a hospital.
Speaker 2: The non life threatening injuries. Okay, so not all stung up,
Speaker 2: just kind of do honey bee sting? Bees or bees?
Speaker 1: Man? The bees do all bees sting?
Speaker 2: I think. I mean, I'm not a bee authority. I
Speaker 2: could tell you about that eighteen wheelers.
Speaker 1: You should have know.
Speaker 2: I was hoping you from a trucker's perspective. You would
Speaker 2: you be on edge truck and bees being on a
Speaker 2: be suit while I'm while I'm driving the eighteen wheeler,
Speaker 2: I would be in that white suit head to toe
Speaker 2: and people will be looking over, you know, thet the
Speaker 2: little snot nosed kid doing the arm symbol of pull
Speaker 2: the horn. Sir, he'd go, oh my god, there's a
Speaker 2: spaceman driving in so much.
Speaker 1: Would you have that smoke machine going in there.
Speaker 2: Too, Yeah, because you have to chill them out at
Speaker 2: all times. I'd just be in there smoking right.
Speaker 1: Back in the days enjoying a Marlborough red while hauling
Speaker 1: bees across the open.
Speaker 2: Oh, I was talking about a baby both probably in
Speaker 2: my b suit.
Speaker 1: And then we go to North Dakota, where, oh boy,
Speaker 1: a herd of cattle wandered on to Interstate ninety four
Speaker 1: near driscoll One. In the morning. We had congregated under
Speaker 1: an overpass. A semi hauling refrigerated produce hit the herd,
Speaker 1: causing the truck to overturn, leading to a small fire
Speaker 1: and the driver escaping. Twenty five cattle were killed. In
Speaker 1: all this will sound like a steak and salad type
Speaker 1: are coming baking salad, no doubt about. And then it
Speaker 1: got worse. A Ford fusion then struck the cattle. All
Speaker 1: four people in that car were taken to the hospital
Speaker 1: for evaluation, and then a third vehicle came in and
Speaker 1: plowed into what was left.
Speaker 2: A Ford fusion. I think is like this big? Are
Speaker 2: they like the little baby mini ones?
Speaker 1: I listen, I just have to ask this question. I
Speaker 1: know it's one in the morning, it's in North Dakota.
Speaker 1: It's probably very very dark on an isolated stretch of highway.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you at least after the semi the calling refrigerated
Speaker 1: produce plowed into the herd of cattle and a fire
Speaker 1: broke out, wouldn't you at least be somewhat comatose or
Speaker 1: semi semi conscious? Didn't even notice this Fargo. We're talking
Speaker 1: about the Ford fusion driver up there. I know you're
Speaker 1: but I'm talking about the fog. It wasn't Fargo really
Speaker 1: like dark?
Speaker 2: And I don't know. I turned the movie on and
Speaker 2: said this sucks. I man, not a fan.
Speaker 1: I can't believe your anti Fargo.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's not that. I showed you a picture
Speaker 2: of the actual uh the guillotine from it. Then my
Speaker 2: buddy went and saw, hey, you know what my truck
Speaker 2: and days were around the times? Did you ever ever
Speaker 2: strike a cow with a big rig? No? No, it
Speaker 2: depends what your definition of a cow is. There were
Speaker 2: a few truck stop trips. A yeah, a lot of lizards.
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