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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready for another Minnesota goodbye? Of me going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see what else we got here? No, not that one. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's look. I wonder if, when you hear I think

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<v Speaker 1>we brought this up before, if you send in an

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<v Speaker 1>email for Minnesota goodbye, if you're kind of there like

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<v Speaker 1>waiting as you're listening, going ah, they gonna read mine?

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<v Speaker 1>Are are they gonna read mine?

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<v Speaker 2>Are?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they gonna read mine? Have you ever written a

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<v Speaker 1>letter to Okay, I'll give you one like the newspaper.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever written a letter to the newspaper? Nobody

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<v Speaker 1>reads newspapers anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>I get that.

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<v Speaker 1>I did, and they printed it and I was like oo,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're us remember, yeah it was. It was actually

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<v Speaker 1>I regret it now. It was really stupid. But but

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you this to tell you a story. So

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<v Speaker 1>thirty years ago, there was a little girl named Jessica McClure,

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<v Speaker 1>I think, and she was a six year old girl

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<v Speaker 1>who flew airplanes. And I don't even know if that's

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<v Speaker 1>her name, but she was a little girl, only six,

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<v Speaker 1>six years old, and she flew airplanes, and she was

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<v Speaker 1>going to fly from coast to coast. And it is

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<v Speaker 1>no well, it was. It was all a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>it was a bunch of horseshit, honestly, because you cannot

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<v Speaker 1>be a pilot, licensed pilot at six years old. But

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<v Speaker 1>her mom and dad loved the idea that their little

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<v Speaker 1>girl would get worldwide press by doing this coast to

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<v Speaker 1>coast flight. So they flew from California with dad in

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<v Speaker 1>the backseat and a qualified flight instructor pilot in the

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<v Speaker 1>front seat doing really most of the flying, and she

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<v Speaker 1>sat up on these little pillows and so the media

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<v Speaker 1>basically chased her across the country. And you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>think about on day two or so, they were in Cheyenne, Wyoming,

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<v Speaker 1>and they were trying to meet media deadlines and because

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<v Speaker 1>they had you know, they're going to land in you know,

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<v Speaker 1>let's say Des Moines later that afternoon, so they needed

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<v Speaker 1>to take off. And Dad was you know, he was

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<v Speaker 1>you know, he was a stupid, foolish person that was

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<v Speaker 1>using his daughter to get fame and notoriety. And mom

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<v Speaker 1>was just as bad. But mom wasn't on the plane. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>they took off in bad weather in Cheyenne to meet

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<v Speaker 1>this deadline, and they crashed when they took off, and

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<v Speaker 1>everybody on the plane died. Oh God, it was terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>But what really made it hard was we had had

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<v Speaker 1>that little girl on the air on the show a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of days before.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 1>And I remember when I read the story, it came

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<v Speaker 1>over across the bulletin. You know, machine, there's a word

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<v Speaker 1>for it, like the wire is what we call it

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<v Speaker 1>in the business. And it came across the wire and

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<v Speaker 1>I looked at it and I just sat down, just

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<v Speaker 1>stunned that this little girl had died. And you can

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<v Speaker 1>look up the story and I can't remember, but I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's jes Jessica McClure, but I'm not sure. And

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<v Speaker 1>it was just tragic, and she should have been in

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<v Speaker 1>that weather and she probably wasn't doing any of the flying,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was all just a bunch of horseshit, honestly

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<v Speaker 1>that mom and dad had set up. And so I

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<v Speaker 1>wrote to the Star Tribune and I said something like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's such a sad thing, but at least she died

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<v Speaker 1>doing what she loved. And I look back that and go,

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't have any idea what she was doing. She

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't old enough to know what she was doing. She

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<v Speaker 1>was doing what Mommy and Daddy wanted her to do,

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<v Speaker 1>and she probably thought it was fun, like a carnival ride,

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<v Speaker 1>but she didn't realize that she could die or even

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<v Speaker 1>what danger or death is. So I look back on

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<v Speaker 1>that letter and I'm like, that was stupid that I

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<v Speaker 1>wrote that.

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<v Speaker 4>So wow, that's that's weird because it's like her parents

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<v Speaker 4>were like show parents, you know, like a like the

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<v Speaker 4>dance mom's kind of but instead it risks your life

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<v Speaker 4>when it involves planes and you're up in the sky

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<v Speaker 4>versus you know, standing on a stage doing tap dancing.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's the same kind of vibe of having show

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<v Speaker 4>parents like, oh, well, you're going to do what we

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<v Speaker 4>want you to do, and you're going to do it

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<v Speaker 4>really good.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're all like game that the little kid loves it.

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<v Speaker 1>They all like John Benney Ramsay when she was like

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<v Speaker 1>you know the little lady queen, Yeah, beauty queen. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Mom was like she absolutely loves it. And I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know that I totally disagree or agree with that. There's

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<v Speaker 1>somebody on the roof over there, you guys, you know

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<v Speaker 1>there's somebody on the roof, Like look over there. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>that's crazy. The building over Yeah, they're like fifteen stories up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that was the most squirrel thing I've ever seen

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<v Speaker 2>of you. You were fully entranced in your conversation, and

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<v Speaker 2>then your eyes started over and you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, oh, there's people on the roof up there. That's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, it's like a it's like a sun.

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<v Speaker 1>Deck though they just went behind the corner there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I can't see it by the kemps sign.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure you.

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<v Speaker 2>Listening to the podcast is so entertained.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, let me know whether that that would be an

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<v Speaker 1>interesting discussion dance moms and beauty pageant moms. Yeah, because

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<v Speaker 1>you look at, like, you know, some of these and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, do these little girls really enjoy it? Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>she's really talented, but is she doing it? Because it

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<v Speaker 1>just makes mom and dad so happy.

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<v Speaker 4>I think they enjoy the love from their parents, whoever

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<v Speaker 4>that show parent may be. Is they get a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of attention when it's like, oh, mommy wants you to

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<v Speaker 4>be the star of the show, and you're a star,

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<v Speaker 4>you have so much talent, Like obviously anyone responds to

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<v Speaker 4>that kind of love.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I tell you, guys something I did over the

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<v Speaker 2>weekend that I feel like almost like gave my niece

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit of a complex, and I felt really

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<v Speaker 2>bad about it. So she was like getting ready for

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<v Speaker 2>her birthday party and she kind of just had like

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<v Speaker 2>jeans and a T shirt on, and her birthday party

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<v Speaker 2>was an Easter egg Hunt, and I wasn't sure if

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<v Speaker 2>like she was gonna dress like a little bit nicer

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<v Speaker 2>because it was her birthday party.

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<v Speaker 3>So I asked her.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, hey, is this what you're wearing for

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<v Speaker 2>your party? I want to get a picture with you

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<v Speaker 2>before everyone starts coming. And she kind of looked at me,

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, well, yeah, why, And I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I just wanted to I didn't know if you were

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<v Speaker 2>maybe changing into something different whatever. And then I realized

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<v Speaker 2>her shirt said like Easter egg Hunt or specific on it.

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<v Speaker 2>But I just like in my mind wasn't really thinking

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<v Speaker 2>like she's going to be running around in dirt, and

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<v Speaker 2>like this makes a lot of sense. I thought, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a birthday party, she might be dressing in like

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<v Speaker 2>a dress or something. But I felt this like kind

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<v Speaker 2>of sadness in her. And then I felt so bad

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<v Speaker 2>that like I maybe gave her the impression that she

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<v Speaker 2>should be wearing something nicer, even though I didn't say that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but I felt so bad in that moment and just

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<v Speaker 2>doing that to my niece. I don't I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>how parents could like push things on their kids because.

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<v Speaker 3>I felt so bad just doing it that one moment. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I just I don't get that.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, kids are so resilient, but at the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>you never know what is going to stick with a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>In my book, take a shower, show up on time,

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<v Speaker 1>and don't steal anything. I tell the story about my

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<v Speaker 1>grandma who's been gone for forty years or so, and

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<v Speaker 1>grandma when she was a little kid, her mom had

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<v Speaker 1>a friend over to have coffee, and so they're sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there in the living room and my grandma was five,

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<v Speaker 1>and my grandma was showing off like a five year

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<v Speaker 1>old would do, and they love to show off and

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<v Speaker 1>look at me, look at me, look at me. And

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<v Speaker 1>her mother said to my grandma, you be quiet. Nobody

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<v Speaker 1>wants to hear what you have to say. And that

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<v Speaker 1>stuck with my grandma her entire life. And she was

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<v Speaker 1>very shy because her mother hadn't planted in her mind

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<v Speaker 1>at five, you be quiet, nobody wants to hear what

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<v Speaker 1>you have to say, that's so sad. Yeah, So you

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<v Speaker 1>never know what your kids are going to remember. But

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<v Speaker 1>I remember, like when I broke Carson's recorder over my knee.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't remember it. Yeah, so that didn't affect him.

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<v Speaker 3>But who remembers other stuff? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>And hopefully they remember the positive stuff like oh, you're

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<v Speaker 1>so smart, I'm so proud of you, but they probably

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if we tend to remember the negative stuff more.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I'm sure my mom says a lot of

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<v Speaker 4>nice things to me, but I only remember the mean

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<v Speaker 4>things that she said to me growing up.

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<v Speaker 3>So but I'm sure she doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>They say, the axe forgets, but the tree remembers. You

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<v Speaker 1>never heard that before. The axe forgets, but the tree remembers.

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<v Speaker 1>And an example is like when Susan was little, she

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<v Speaker 1>had two older brothers that used to mercilessly pick on

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<v Speaker 1>her and they called her fubs, which was part fat

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<v Speaker 1>and part chubby, and they called her Fubbs, and she

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<v Speaker 1>a few years ago, she said, do you remember that?

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<v Speaker 1>And they're both like, I don't remember that at all.

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<v Speaker 1>That was us. Yeah, So the axe forgets, but the

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<v Speaker 1>tree remembers. Here we go with an email Abanda, riid

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<v Speaker 1>Sand Hello All, in response to Monday Show Dave you

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<v Speaker 1>Gotta get an e bike? My husband and I bought

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<v Speaker 1>a pair last spring and we've had a blast with them.

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<v Speaker 1>There's so many trails and places to ride. You can

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<v Speaker 1>turn off the electric assistant pedal on your own, kick

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<v Speaker 1>it up and notch for a little boost, or crank

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<v Speaker 1>that bitch all the way up and cruise without pedaling

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<v Speaker 1>it all. They're especially great for those long, flat stretches

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<v Speaker 1>when you want to give your legs a break. We

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<v Speaker 1>can easily ride twenty five or thirty miles and it

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<v Speaker 1>feels effortless. We first tried them out at a bike

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<v Speaker 1>shop in still Water. There's a lot of places that

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<v Speaker 1>rent them if you want to test one out before committing.

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<v Speaker 1>Since they're not cheap, Biking across both bridges and still

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<v Speaker 1>Water on an e bike makes for a fun afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>Plus there's some amazing scenic trails along the river. Take

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<v Speaker 1>Care Dart Liquors, BFF, Amanda. You know, my only hesitation

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<v Speaker 1>is I don't want to use time that I should

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<v Speaker 1>be exercising to be not exercising.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean, Biden is still exercise A

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<v Speaker 2>little bit, no you can. I mean the guy from

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<v Speaker 2>Eric's even called like a lot of I think he didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>He say the one he does is like you have

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<v Speaker 2>to pedal to get like the motor to even work

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<v Speaker 2>to be able to.

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<v Speaker 3>Go, so you're still pedaling.

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<v Speaker 4>It's because he said that there are some that are

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<v Speaker 4>that you still pedal and then the motor just makes

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<v Speaker 4>you go further, versus the ones where you can stop

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<v Speaker 4>pedaling and then the motor just goes on its own.

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<v Speaker 4>Just go for the one that actually requires more effort,

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<v Speaker 4>he said it.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen back, Okay, how do that?

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<v Speaker 1>If you missed it. He was on the show Monday

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<v Speaker 1>at about nine thirty five or so, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>actually Eric from Eric'spike Shop. Yeah, because a friend of

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<v Speaker 1>his was listening and said, Eric, they're talking about John KTWB.

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<v Speaker 1>It was very informative. Check it out. Here's an email.

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<v Speaker 1>It says, Hello, I was listening to the Friday Show

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<v Speaker 1>and I couldn't stop laughing about the weird Kids segment.

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<v Speaker 1>My daughter has autism spectrum disorder level one, previously diagnosed

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<v Speaker 1>as Asperger's and I totally see how some of her

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<v Speaker 1>quirks may make her the weird kid. I'm very excited

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<v Speaker 1>to see how her weird kin tendencies flourish. Our family

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<v Speaker 1>loves to find the humor in things, and boy does

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<v Speaker 1>she bring us the humor. The things my kid does

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<v Speaker 1>makes me laugh so much. She met you guys at

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<v Speaker 1>Dave and Busters and her pj's because of her PJ phase.

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<v Speaker 1>You should have seen how she actually wanted to meet you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll attach a photo. She wanted to wear a pink

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<v Speaker 1>robe and her pink helmet to match the ensemble. I

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<v Speaker 1>how Bailey kept saying the weird kids were her friends.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the weird kids and if they got some

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<v Speaker 1>occupational therapy, they can learn what is socially acceptable and

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<v Speaker 1>be able to choose how to present themselves. Anyway, keep

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<v Speaker 1>up the hilarious content. I will say, I just glanced

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<v Speaker 1>at the picture that you sent from Dave and Busters

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<v Speaker 1>and the picture of your daughter in her pink bathrobe

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<v Speaker 1>and her pink bike helmet, and that is adorable and

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<v Speaker 1>it makes me smile, so thank you for sending that one.

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<v Speaker 3>We love the color pink and I love that your

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<v Speaker 3>kid is weird. Weird kids are the best.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Stephanie for sending that along. Next one, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, I want to see whether there's something. This

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<v Speaker 3>Un this, I'm going to try to sup super Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Kay. They said, Jenny, you need a massage. Basically they

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<v Speaker 1>they are a massage therapist and they want to give

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<v Speaker 1>four years old. He's not a therapist, but he just

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<v Speaker 1>wants to give you a massage. Okay, is it naked

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<v Speaker 1>or it is naked? Interesting?

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<v Speaker 2>Does he say anything about having soft hands?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'm sold then Well, as a matter of fact,

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and even make that happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's try this one. Honestly, I I I think

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<v Speaker 1>here's one from Chow and I don't think we've read

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<v Speaker 1>this one. Hi, gang. Sorry, I've been gone for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>Had to take six months off to take care of

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<v Speaker 1>new job kind of sucks, especially when you don't know anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>twenty Minnesota goodbye staff riders, But I wanted to let

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<v Speaker 1>you know that I'm out here still and listening. That's

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<v Speaker 1>from Chow Chow. We still love you. It's okay. You

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<v Speaker 1>had a great excuse a baby, babe, so I think

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<v Speaker 1>you're good.

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<v Speaker 4>I hope your baby is very cute and squishy, squishy, squishy,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, a squishy baby is better than not a

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I guess you don't want a bony baby.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, yeah, seeks frat baby chunk baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Ever, when they're laying on their back, you take their

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<v Speaker 3>Whether then they fart? Yeah, don't it doesn't that make

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<v Speaker 3>them fart?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it doesn't make them fart.

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<v Speaker 2>It's supposed to help release gas. Yes, really, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Are you being serious?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, work for me. Oh it surprises me.

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<v Speaker 1>surprises me how loudly they fart. Oh yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it's like they're tiny little humans and I'm like, what

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<v Speaker 1>the ava I touted, Yeah, yeah you did all right.

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<v Speaker 1>That is going to wrap it up for the men

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<v Speaker 1>and soda goodbye. Let us know about dance moms, but

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<v Speaker 1>also not just dance moms, but dance like sports moms

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<v Speaker 1>and sports dads and things like that. I didn't come

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like sports. He was very bitter because the athletes

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever, you didn't have to come to class. You

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know all of that. So we're not a

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<v Speaker 1>sports family. But if there's so many sports families. I

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<v Speaker 1>was talking to well in our meeting yesterday. Yeah, one

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<v Speaker 1>of the guys Pat that works here, didn't he say

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<v Speaker 1>something like, yeah, it's sport volleyball at toured baseball, traveling

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<v Speaker 2>They've got two kids in sports, and so basically one

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<v Speaker 2>parent takes one to one traveling sport on the weekend

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<v Speaker 2>and the other one goes to the other and then

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<v Speaker 2>see each other. It's how it like, there was yeah

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<v Speaker 2>going and that sounds so exhausting.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds awful. It sounds awful, But I know that

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<v Speaker 1>people really enjoy it. I know some hockey families, and

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<v Speaker 1>to me, it sounds is like, oh, we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>Fargo for the weekend. We get there Thursday afternoon, we

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<v Speaker 1>on Monday. Fucking horrible. Yeah, sounds awful, But they love it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's their culture. And they get drunk in each other's hotel.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they all all the parents just get together and

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<v Speaker 2>like drink and then like have to go hung over

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<v Speaker 2>to their kids game at eight in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So if you know anything about that, But here's

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<v Speaker 1>my question, do your kids really enjoy it? Or if

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<v Speaker 1>like the best hockey hockey player that you could be,

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<v Speaker 1>did you like it or were you're like, oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>I hate feeling this pressure. Let me tell me your story.

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<v Speaker 1>Send your email to Ryan's show at KDWB dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for listening to the Minnesota Goodbye.