Speaker 1: Hmm, let me finish. This is the first time I
Speaker 1: committed a hate crime.
Speaker 2: Maybe they'll jerk my dick off or.
Speaker 1: Something like that. Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associate bath
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Speaker 1: All right, what are we going to jump into today?
Speaker 1: It's we've been doing too much politics lately, but all
Speaker 1: the videos I have are political, but they're funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do funny more than that.
Speaker 2: Let's just do cars. Well, let me get we can't
Speaker 2: do politics, Let's do cars.
Speaker 1: Let's do let's just discuss carsbody.
Speaker 2: Saying, chime in in the comments and on Patreon. Tell
Speaker 2: us your favorite car.
Speaker 1: Tell us your least favorite car.
Speaker 2: But I want to actually rank your top ten and
Speaker 2: the least favorite ten, and the ten you think are
Speaker 2: most poised to dominate the electric car market.
Speaker 1: Take a picture of a neighbor's car that you have
Speaker 1: a personal gripe with and swap them.
Speaker 2: Call the police on him. Hey, they gotta get.
Speaker 1: The license plate. Guy, I just saw this guy. He's
Speaker 1: driving off eighty six Buick gets blue. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: he wants to kill a president or somebody that's running
Speaker 1: for it. Also, there's bombs in his car. You guys
Speaker 1: should definitely send swat to go kill him.
Speaker 2: What if we swat at the president?
Speaker 1: I don't think sixteen hundred Pennsylvania Avenue there's a bomb.
Speaker 1: Oh man, we gotta go break in. There's a nuke
Speaker 1: and they don't realize it as they're driving up the
Speaker 1: giant lawn away. You know, just a whole six swat.
Speaker 2: Teams battering ram on the fucking double doors.
Speaker 1: Outside of the Oval office, that fucking those fake walls
Speaker 1: or whatever that lead into it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's still employed cop who shot that woman breaking
Speaker 2: through the barrigates like, not again.
Speaker 1: Are you talking about the hot water one?
Speaker 2: Uh? Now, I'm talking about at the Capitol right when
Speaker 2: that police officer shot a woman trying to get through
Speaker 2: the doors.
Speaker 1: That's right. I thought you were talking about that one recently.
Speaker 1: Did you see that one recently? The girl, the guy's like,
Speaker 1: she rebut Jesus, is that what she did?
Speaker 2: Yeah? The hot water Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: She's like, I rebuke your ass, and he's like, you
Speaker 2: better fucking not, Mitch, and he points a gun at her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, better not fucking rebuke me.
Speaker 2: Don't you rebuke me? No is gonna repuke me.
Speaker 1: I gotta fifty six just trying to rebuke me.
Speaker 2: I need backup. I'm being rebuked. You to open fire.
Speaker 2: She was about to repuke me, Sir.
Speaker 1: Officer Wilson, You're authorized to open fire if necessary. Do
Speaker 1: not be rebuked. I repeat, do not be rebuked.
Speaker 2: We're sending swat.
Speaker 1: I Uh yeah, that one was a rough. I'm glad
Speaker 1: that guy's arrested. I don't know the name of something Massy.
Speaker 1: I believe her name is Sandra, so.
Speaker 2: Something like that.
Speaker 1: Maybe something like that. Sylvia was Yeah, he was like
Speaker 1: nowhere near him. Maybe water was boiling.
Speaker 2: But yeah, he pulled out the gun when she said
Speaker 2: the rebuke thing, which is like really interesting because he
Speaker 2: didn't seem to mind that she went over to the
Speaker 2: pot of water, but he seemed really scared of being rebuked.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't know what that means. What does
Speaker 2: that even mean?
Speaker 1: Let's look up what rebuke means. Oh, okay, to express sharp,
Speaker 1: stern disapproval of Oh she disapproved of him?
Speaker 2: No, oh my god, he got disapproving.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, then I'm glad she caught a bullet
Speaker 1: with her face. I'm okay with that.
Speaker 2: Then, ye shouldn't disapprove of a cop. I didn't know
Speaker 2: she was trying to reprimand a lawgiver.
Speaker 1: The police you're not allowed to talk back to them
Speaker 1: or also rebuke them, or.
Speaker 2: Hold a pot of hot water in front of her
Speaker 2: head and throw it out at them when they point
Speaker 2: a gun at you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, cop are such dirtbags. Can I show you
Speaker 1: a video of a citizen in New York City?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I bet you. They're gonna make me wish
Speaker 2: for a cop.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, actually, I think it's gonna make you
Speaker 1: wish for a cop. Maybe you'll say, okay, catch the comb.
Speaker 1: So what we have here is a bus in New York.
Speaker 2: And jacking off on his arm.
Speaker 1: He's there's a gentleman sitting down, okay link to the
Speaker 1: video in the episode description as always so for last week,
Speaker 1: and he has his dick out and it is like
Speaker 1: above this man's shoulder, right am I Am I getting
Speaker 1: my depth of field mixed up here? Or does it
Speaker 1: legitimately look like he's like standing above his shoulder.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you're right. He's behind him, above his shoulder,
Speaker 2: jacking off above his shoulder for some weird reason, for.
Speaker 1: Some weird reason, he had to comb.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's weird to do that.
Speaker 1: Well, the reason is there? What you've never jacked off
Speaker 1: when you had to come Yeah? I have, but usually
Speaker 1: magine you had to come on the bus.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've had to come on the bus before.
Speaker 2: But I just go in the back of the bus
Speaker 2: and do it in the in the spud corner, not
Speaker 2: in the corner for that on the bus man, that's
Speaker 2: a seat No one sits in.
Speaker 1: That's what it's four in the middle of the aisle,
Speaker 1: standing above a man's shoulder.
Speaker 2: Generally no, okay, let's see.
Speaker 1: By the way, he's got the almost left hand motion
Speaker 1: I've adopted. I don't know if I told you this
Speaker 1: probably five six years ago. Is a huge deal. Big deal.
Speaker 1: The biggest deal there is. I switched over from a
Speaker 1: right hand jerker to a left hand back reverse hand.
Speaker 2: I think you need to know. Yeah, I've been just
Speaker 2: switch hitting my whole life, you know, ever since my
Speaker 2: first time counting dudes. I was like, well, you know,
Speaker 2: let's see what these other hands are about.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, he is doing what I would call
Speaker 1: the normal hand, but left hand right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a straight left. It's it's on the menu
Speaker 2: as left handed right.
Speaker 1: He tripped and then he kind of put his dick away.
Speaker 1: I didn't know if that was a fake trip, like
Speaker 1: he was trying to touch that guy with it, or
Speaker 1: if it was a bus momentum, you know.
Speaker 2: Maybe a little buff He took advantage of it.
Speaker 1: All right. Now, what we have here is a we're waiting.
Speaker 1: We're waiting. The bus has stopped and a child gets
Speaker 1: on and walks past him. At first I thought he
Speaker 1: sat next to him, but no, So we're good, right,
Speaker 1: the dick's all taken care of. We don't have to work,
Speaker 1: but I didn't see any come.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming we're not good because there's seventeen seconds left.
Speaker 2: It's just okay, he's jacking off again.
Speaker 1: He pulls it out like it's a fidget spinner. He's
Speaker 1: just kind of like, well, I got a free second,
Speaker 1: I might as well pull my bary dick out and
Speaker 1: jerk it. He looks like he's blocking it with his
Speaker 1: phone from the other side.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so why isn't anyone fighting this man with a
Speaker 2: razor blade or a katana.
Speaker 1: You didn't hear what happened earlier in the day. No,
Speaker 1: all the police officers were rebuked in New York.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize. Yeah, and they were mass rebuking.
Speaker 1: They were so upset they pouted it and went home.
Speaker 2: And typical fucking rebuked ass nyps.
Speaker 1: The mayor announced, if anyone's gonna jack off on buses,
Speaker 1: today's to do it, because like only chance, we rebuked
Speaker 1: all the cops and we'll probably be back tomorrow once
Speaker 1: we apologize, but and give them qualified immunity.
Speaker 2: I wasn't realized. I didn't realize there were so many
Speaker 2: folks just rareing a jack off on the bus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I have never. I don't think i've ever.
Speaker 1: I have not publicly jacked.
Speaker 2: Now Jack like every single day, dude, I never have
Speaker 2: you ever been to Costco?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Places made for it. I got all those couches and
Speaker 2: those fucking set up outdoor patio.
Speaker 1: Sets, all those spud corners.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, lots of corners in there because they got
Speaker 2: a little cutout where it's like a whole separate section
Speaker 2: of store just for like dog food and laundry detergent.
Speaker 1: So you just go down that one, tough, that's four
Speaker 1: more corners. That's a good point. Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 1: We don't have that one at our Costco, which is
Speaker 1: very large with a lot of places to come.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, just a lot of set up lawn furniture
Speaker 2: and TV displays with fucking wide what is it aisleways
Speaker 2: and causeways and winding phone displays with little nooks and
Speaker 2: crannies for you to launch your sput into.
Speaker 1: Spud into Yes, that right there? Uh did you see? Man?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you what's making a big, big, big comeback?
Speaker 2: Bell bottom jeans, faggot? Yes, not.
Speaker 1: The word, Uh, the other f word is making a
Speaker 1: big comeback?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: How comes well, I can give you a reason, but
Speaker 1: I won't play the video. I'm currently on this. Oh
Speaker 1: I'm not am I sharing it? Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1: Uh well, there's been a couple instances where it's going
Speaker 1: public and people have kind of appreciated it, thought it
Speaker 1: was funny. Let me, uh, let me find this clip.
Speaker 2: For you real real quick. What's it a clip of
Speaker 2: a cat?
Speaker 1: No, it's just this chick and she's like saying it,
Speaker 1: and like people were like, yeah, she's mad, cool for saying.
Speaker 2: It, and oh, well it's brave of her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where is it?
Speaker 2: I won't even say it.
Speaker 1: It is okay. Oh that's something we got to touch
Speaker 1: on too, though, White dudes for Harris, that's a fun one.
Speaker 2: Oh you like you wouldn't fuck Bonnie Harris? Who that's
Speaker 2: her name? Bonnie Harris?
Speaker 1: Who the fuck is Bonnie Harris?
Speaker 2: Sorry? Tom, Tom, Tom Hanks's wife from The Green Mile.
Speaker 1: I didn't see that movie.
Speaker 2: Middle aged blonde woman who was in you know, like
Speaker 2: a couple other things, mostly with Tom Hanks.
Speaker 1: I don't like all that Stephen king Kuck stuff, you.
Speaker 2: Know, Oh yeah, the sad stuff. It's like, dude, just
Speaker 2: do the fucking ghosts. And the Teddy Bears that come
Speaker 2: to life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, God damn it, man, I can't find this clip.
Speaker 1: Am I gonna have to cut it all this shit out?
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't even know what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: Uh, you haven't seen this chick at all.
Speaker 2: I've seen a lot of chicks who look like that.
Speaker 2: Usually they got something rammed up their butthole. Yeah, she's
Speaker 2: Is she one of them? Is she a butthole girl?
Speaker 3: Mmm?
Speaker 1: She looks like she could be a butthole girl? Is
Speaker 1: this it?
Speaker 2: No, I'm the butthole girl word.
Speaker 1: People are really gonna be annoyed with this. I'll probably
Speaker 1: have to chop all this out.
Speaker 2: Is butthole? Bennegan air word.
Speaker 1: Let's see. What is her name? Do you know her
Speaker 1: at all? Melanie Mac?
Speaker 2: Why would I know that?
Speaker 1: She's a fucking streamer? And that's what you watch a
Speaker 1: bunch of I don't want, Yes, you do, Oh, you
Speaker 1: watch the streamer stuff. That's what you always say. You're
Speaker 1: always like, I watch these streamers, and I'm like, what
Speaker 1: are the fucking streamers about? You're like, they're just so cool.
Speaker 2: They just look really nice. In my house with the balloons,
Speaker 2: I don't know where it's that's the streamers. I'm talking
Speaker 2: about party decorations.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll just insert the clip afterwards.
Speaker 2: You ever you ever crank open a glow stick and
Speaker 2: pour the glow stick juice out?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: I haven't? That always seemed dangerous to me? What are
Speaker 1: some things that seem poisonous but never were? Because I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what, dudelo Uh, silica packs I always thought
Speaker 1: were poisonous.
Speaker 2: They're not. No, it's fucking rock I've been missing out.
Speaker 1: It's just a rock man.
Speaker 2: What about those uh? Those little ant poison hotel things
Speaker 2: that you set in the corners are the bad?
Speaker 1: I eat them? So I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you're doing all right?
Speaker 1: God, damn it, you gotta give me something. Talk to me, Okay.
Speaker 1: I literally had everything prepared.
Speaker 2: I saw the Deadpool Versus Wolverine movie. That was pretty good.
Speaker 2: It could have been better, like just if I had
Speaker 2: done the movie, just because I make better choices a
Speaker 2: lot of times than some people. But it was good.
Speaker 2: It had a lot of jokes and stuff. It was funny.
Speaker 2: I like some of the trailers. It didn't Did you
Speaker 2: know that they're making another Lego movie? Do you know
Speaker 2: about this?
Speaker 1: I didn't know they made a first Lego movie. Is
Speaker 1: that those are big right? People like this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they got a Lego movie with Chris Pratt
Speaker 2: as like a construction worker.
Speaker 1: It's just regular Lego. It's not even themed like Batman
Speaker 1: or anything.
Speaker 2: People, there's so many different characters incorporated in the movie.
Speaker 2: It's actually a really good for a kid's movie. It's
Speaker 2: fucking great. I love the first Lego movie. But yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like they got Batman and Lebron James and the
Speaker 2: teenage mutant Ninja, Turtles and Gandolf and fucking Will Ferrell
Speaker 2: and just so many Barbie and just all these fucking
Speaker 2: random characters all mishmashed together in that first one, and
Speaker 2: it's it's very funny, it's very good. And then the
Speaker 2: second one is a Lego Batman movie, and now they're
Speaker 2: making another Lego movie. Just take a stab at what
Speaker 2: property they could be adapting Star Wars. That's a fucking
Speaker 2: way better guess than what they're actually doing. Man, they
Speaker 2: should they should have definitely done that. Yeah, you want
Speaker 2: to take one more stab in the dark, give.
Speaker 1: Me a realm, a wide out, not to make it
Speaker 1: too obvious.
Speaker 2: Music music, bio pic queenly. Wow, still way more influential,
Speaker 2: right because yah, yeah you don't know, But I mean,
Speaker 2: who are gonna know?
Speaker 1: What does egg? What does Lego aids look like?
Speaker 2: Tell me, yeah, just a really really sun baked Lego.
Speaker 1: They just take a regular Lego and kind of shave
Speaker 1: the corners off of it. Took it's real, real skinny,
Speaker 1: put a little hole of fucking chicken noodle soup next
Speaker 1: to it.
Speaker 2: You know, the like when you had built the Lego motorcycle,
Speaker 2: there was like the little pole that you stuck on
Speaker 2: the caboose there with a flag attached to it. The
Speaker 2: little flagpole is the aid aids Freddie Mercury. Yeah, just
Speaker 2: spray paint that one cream color. But yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 2: The music biopic is none other than everybody's favorite fella,
Speaker 2: Farrell top Hat Williams.
Speaker 1: I did see something about I saw Farrell as a
Speaker 1: Lego and I was like, I don't know what this
Speaker 1: shit is?
Speaker 2: Why why? I asked the same question, And you know what,
Speaker 2: there's several characters I noticed, I think from NWA appearing
Speaker 2: in this movie, like ice Cube and Snoop Dogg. Why
Speaker 2: not the fucking straight out of Compton Lego version that
Speaker 2: sounds way more entertaining. Got them shooting each other and
Speaker 2: slinging rock and shit, and I'm pretty sure Ice got
Speaker 2: his dick sucked in that movie.
Speaker 1: See, I'm looking more forward to they're starting a new franchise. Actually,
Speaker 1: they're gonna start making Connects movies, and they're gonna make
Speaker 1: one about the producer, the assistant producer on the chronic
Speaker 1: about his life and what that.
Speaker 2: Was back there's some white guy named Jerry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you my aunt? I never had legos as
Speaker 1: a kid. I thought they were fucking super gay. But
Speaker 1: my aunt bought me a Connects set one time. Do
Speaker 1: you remember that?
Speaker 2: Lucky? I wanted Connects.
Speaker 1: You couldn't do sh it with a little seven dollars
Speaker 1: bottle of Cannex.
Speaker 2: I know you got to get the you got to
Speaker 2: get the fucking builder pack or whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how you spell it anymore. kN X,
Speaker 1: I don't is it?
Speaker 2: No? Fuck you? All right?
Speaker 1: I found that video. This girl went viral last week,
Speaker 1: Uh because she let people know how she's voting this year.
Speaker 1: I guess maybe not how men should vote.
Speaker 4: If you're a man and you vote for a woman
Speaker 4: to be president, you're a faggot, you're a man.
Speaker 2: I feel like she's just doing the lip sync for
Speaker 2: the first episode of our podcast.
Speaker 1: No, the first episode. You'll remember you got nervous. You
Speaker 1: were like, well, you said gay, should we cut that out?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I did, because that's that's what she's lip
Speaker 2: syncing over.
Speaker 1: Firstill.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, that's you being like, if you vote for
Speaker 2: a woman, you're an f slur. And I was like, hey, dude,
Speaker 2: you want to watch it with that f slur?
Speaker 1: There was an article which obviously I can't find now,
Speaker 1: that said, like, the word faggot was used an extra
Speaker 1: I don't know, something like three million times over the
Speaker 1: last month or something. It's making a big comeback.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: And that is evident, not just by that lady, who
Speaker 1: I guess is leaning into it, though she doesn't seem
Speaker 1: like the type to lean into right wing stuff. She's
Speaker 1: kind of gothy looking chicks whatever, Like she's not gonna
Speaker 1: catch the same wave. They're gonna criticize her for something.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's just so much overlap and so much shit.
Speaker 2: Now I've met a lot. I mean, Nevada. You might
Speaker 2: have seen Nevada, Virginia cities on the news lately for
Speaker 2: some dude being like you should get hanged, and then
Speaker 2: the end word tree almost said a bad thing, almost
Speaker 2: said a bad bad thing. But what's it called? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like this state, man Nevada is a weird place because
Speaker 2: there are, like I've mentioned before, there's like there's folks
Speaker 2: here who are like witches slash Viking mysticism, like green hair,
Speaker 2: hippie looking folks who are really red believers, like like
Speaker 2: and I don't mean like they believe like wholeheartedly with
Speaker 2: every single thing, but like the things that they care
Speaker 2: the most about are like those hard line like I
Speaker 2: really care about guns, I really really care about freedom
Speaker 2: of speech, I really care about small government. These things
Speaker 2: you hear a lot. A lot of these people that
Speaker 2: I meet in Nevada especially, are a mashup of physical
Speaker 2: and mental attributes you wouldn't necessarily expect to see together.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's probably everywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So that girl, I mean, she's probably she might
Speaker 2: mean all that F word stuff. She might not really
Speaker 2: mean it as a joke. I mean, it sounds kind
Speaker 2: of like intentionally mocking silly, just maybe pressing buttons. So
Speaker 2: I don't know how much she believes it, but either way, like,
Speaker 2: who cares.
Speaker 1: Let's see, so I have another one here. This is
Speaker 1: the secretary of State of most Zori candidate, Valentina Gomez. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I don't even know. Do you run for secretary of
Speaker 1: state or is like the governor running? And that's how
Speaker 1: it sounds like something?
Speaker 2: They point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess each state has their own shit, so
Speaker 1: like some states have recall elections, some don't. I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is, but that's what the title is.
Speaker 1: This is her response to.
Speaker 2: She looks like a Latin Latina Juliet Lewis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tell me she's ugly now, come.
Speaker 2: On, Oh no, I would love to fucking natural born
Speaker 2: killers Ronnie Dangerfield her.
Speaker 1: Okay, I believe that was a child rape thing.
Speaker 2: No, no, she was a grown up in that scene.
Speaker 2: She had just been previously raped by him as a child.
Speaker 1: I don't think she was a grown up.
Speaker 2: She was a grown up.
Speaker 1: And there's a teenager.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nineteen is lateeen?
Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough? All right, Well here is miss Valentine Gomez.
Speaker 1: She is Hispanic, so she's obviously a liberal.
Speaker 2: I would she obviously knows how to ride the dick.
Speaker 1: If you don't eat rice and beans. You ain't Hispanic. Okay,
Speaker 1: that was a thing. Now if you ain't, if you
Speaker 1: don't vote for me, you ain't black.
Speaker 2: Remember you said that, Yes, yes.
Speaker 1: Uh so let's see this, lady, Valentin and Gomez.
Speaker 5: These fagots should get their own fagot category because before
Speaker 5: if a man hit a woman, it used to lend
Speaker 5: him in jail.
Speaker 1: Now it gets you a gold.
Speaker 2: Medal of the Olympics.
Speaker 1: These are the worst Olympics in history. They have made
Speaker 1: a mockery out of Christianity and women.
Speaker 2: And let me remind you well, I mean there's a
Speaker 2: lot to make fun of with both of those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. Let's say there's.
Speaker 4: No such thing as a chick with a dick.
Speaker 2: Whole old country of Thailand would disagree with you, my lady.
Speaker 1: I don't think she considers the country of Thailand or
Speaker 1: real place. I think she probably thinks the country of
Speaker 1: Thailand is in I don't want to use foul language
Speaker 1: in s whole country.
Speaker 2: It's probably oh yeah, but where else are you going
Speaker 2: to go? For a lady, boy?
Speaker 1: Fucktur I don't know that you are wanna you could? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would probably be flying.
Speaker 2: It would not be fine if you want to come
Speaker 2: back with your wallet.
Speaker 1: Dude Hispanic, I don't. I don't deal in that kind
Speaker 1: of stuff.
Speaker 2: Actually, I mean she's Hispanic.
Speaker 1: I'd rather not have my show be one of those
Speaker 1: things where we're talking about you know, I'm anti wallets
Speaker 1: stolen by some Mexican.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you could get your wallet stolen in Thailand
Speaker 2: just as easily. It's just that their money is even
Speaker 2: more worthless, so you won't have nearly as much in
Speaker 2: your wallet. That's a good point less at the exchange.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well that was a big thing. I
Speaker 1: don't even think we're going to talk about it. That
Speaker 1: buy a lot. That intersex person is what you told me.
Speaker 1: They were at the Olympics. Jury and box chick.
Speaker 2: She's got a pussy and she's got a uterus. But
Speaker 2: she's got a.
Speaker 1: Pussy and she's got male stats.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got an x Y chromosome. So yeah, she's
Speaker 2: a dude. I guess who can give birth, or she's
Speaker 2: a chick with male genetics, take your pick either way.
Speaker 2: She's lost to a bunch of women before, and this
Speaker 2: is the first time I think anyone's been like I'm
Speaker 2: gonna die because of her. So you know, I think
Speaker 2: it's it's more than likely reasonable that even if her
Speaker 2: hormone levels are super elevated or whatever, they're not any
Speaker 2: more elevated than the most elevated top athlete in that sport.
Speaker 2: You know, there's someone else at those Olympic Games who
Speaker 2: is gonna have naturally high testosterone just because of their genetics.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I again, I'm only gonna say this because we talked
Speaker 1: too long about this beforehand anyway, but and it's it's
Speaker 1: you know, but I'll say this. We need to then
Speaker 1: make if you're gonna say intersex people should count, which
Speaker 1: I honestly women's.
Speaker 2: Are not people. I get them out of here.
Speaker 1: I only care about the trance stuff because I worry
Speaker 1: about women because I am I guess I would be
Speaker 1: like a turf. I am like a radical.
Speaker 2: Trad exclusionary ratic.
Speaker 1: I think like, I think most chicks should shut up,
Speaker 1: but the ones that should in should speak up and stuff.
Speaker 1: So here's what I'll say.
Speaker 2: I think you should be quiet or be really fucking loud,
Speaker 2: but nowhere in between. Bitch, If you.
Speaker 1: Want to count intersex stuff, I think it has to
Speaker 1: be from birth intersects. You can't use an excuse, like
Speaker 1: I understand that I'm saying going forward, I'm saying, if
Speaker 1: we're setting a precedent, you can't then say things like, oh,
Speaker 1: well she got her fucking dick hollowed out and it's
Speaker 1: a pussy now, so yeah, she has an x Y chromosome.
Speaker 1: Push she has a pussy, so she's a woman. Like
Speaker 1: a go ahead has nothing to do with the parts.
Speaker 2: No, Guys like change that would make you a mutant
Speaker 2: if your chromosome's changed, you would no.
Speaker 1: I would say, well, I mean I'm saying like, if
Speaker 1: you're a dude, you're born with an x Y chromosome, right,
Speaker 1: And then if I got my dick hollowed out, you know,
Speaker 1: with a melon ball Scooper, and they just sholed all
Speaker 1: of my parts out and they put pussy on, I
Speaker 1: couldn't that. I would have to be transgender and bide
Speaker 1: by any kind of rules I guess they're willing to
Speaker 1: do with that. I couldn't then go like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: actually intersex because I have X Y chromosomes but a pussy.
Speaker 1: So my definition of intersex is this.
Speaker 2: You know, I think the biggest determining factor, honestly should
Speaker 2: be your hormone levels. You know, it's it really does
Speaker 2: make sense. Like if you if you want to have
Speaker 2: a genetic test to determine a chromosome, that's fine. But
Speaker 2: I think it's been working to just use passports. But
Speaker 2: that's obviously an issue now. So the Olympics are just
Speaker 2: going to have to establish a way to for them
Speaker 2: that they agree on where it's like, Okay, we're establishing
Speaker 2: the sex or and the gender of the people, and
Speaker 2: this is how we divide them up, and it's by
Speaker 2: these levels, it's by these stats, it's by this birth
Speaker 2: But they just need to have a consensus about it,
Speaker 2: be transparent about it, and yeah, that way all these
Speaker 2: cases that we're talking about that could be a thing
Speaker 2: we can just deal with them. I think the Olympics
Speaker 2: is probably a going to be if anybody's going to
Speaker 2: be successful at it in sports, the Olympics will probably
Speaker 2: eventually stumble on the most integrative successful method just because
Speaker 2: they're going to be able to do constant trial and error,
Speaker 2: right like every two years, they're just like constantly adding
Speaker 2: and dropping games and changing shit. They can do whatever
Speaker 2: the fuck they want.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I would almost argue you would get more
Speaker 1: benefit from an everyday sport like women's basketball if a
Speaker 1: trans guy wanted to do that, or women's even women. See,
Speaker 1: when it comes to things like boxing, you look at
Speaker 1: it because of the physical advantage people like me at least,
Speaker 1: who are like boxing.
Speaker 2: Boxing is one where they definitely need to take a
Speaker 2: more thorough look at how they're defining all this shit,
Speaker 2: right and because boxing is the is Like, no, I
Speaker 2: don't necessarily agree, like, I'm sure there are some sports
Speaker 2: where hormones just don't play nearly as much advantage as
Speaker 2: they would in others, and that's fine, Like, but they
Speaker 2: just need to be clear about it, right, like that
Speaker 2: the organization or the Olympics, they just need to get
Speaker 2: their act together and have all this shit defined so
Speaker 2: that way they're not just like disqualifying people and shit
Speaker 2: halfway through the games.
Speaker 1: The issue is I need to know whether I know
Speaker 1: whether or not it's a guy or a girl, because
Speaker 1: I need to know whether or not this is a
Speaker 1: real sport and I should give a shit about it
Speaker 1: or not, Like just tell me, Like it would be
Speaker 1: beneficial if they were like, this thing has a dick,
Speaker 1: by the way, I'd go, Oh, then an athlete.
Speaker 2: You've not some cookie cutter. Yeah, what wouldn't you be
Speaker 2: so mad if you spent like two three four weeks,
Speaker 2: like week after week after a week, and you were
Speaker 2: watching this new fucking sport, you know.
Speaker 1: And they all are helmets they were oh no, no, no padding,
Speaker 1: so you really can't see under them.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking they're all scruffy, they're big, they got a
Speaker 2: lot of hair and stuff. They could pass for men.
Speaker 2: But then, after you've devoted like a few weeks of
Speaker 2: time to this sport that's really getting you going, you
Speaker 2: wonder why the commentators only call them they do?
Speaker 1: You know why I wouldn't be bothered by this because
Speaker 1: the only time I'd watch that is something like murder Ball,
Speaker 1: and at the end you were like, oh, go to
Speaker 1: a bunch of chicks that were killing each other. I'd
Speaker 1: be like, Okay, no chicks, next time pops and pits out,
Speaker 1: let's see them more dick for me. Then here's an another.
Speaker 1: Here's a gentleman from Estonia poule vaulting. Now, I don't
Speaker 1: know dick about pole vaulting. I don't consider it a
Speaker 1: real sport. I think it's jumping with a stick.
Speaker 2: Personally, I think that I didn't that fall out of
Speaker 2: favor after we gave up on feudalism. I can't imagine
Speaker 2: a need for it scale a castle wall.
Speaker 1: So uh, here is a gentleman who I don't know. Again,
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about Paul vaulting, so I don't
Speaker 1: know if this is a difficult thing to do, if
Speaker 1: this is like a common thing that happens. But it
Speaker 1: was one of the most embarrassing things I think you
Speaker 1: could run into at the Olympics.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, he prepared some.
Speaker 1: That girl, he runs, he goes up polls.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's not making up up. He ran on his back.
Speaker 2: Is he dead?
Speaker 1: I think that's one of those things where, no matter
Speaker 1: how hurt you were, I'm dead, somebody helped me. I
Speaker 1: really injured my When you're just so embarrassed, that's like
Speaker 1: if you had a younger sister. I had brothers. Brothers
Speaker 1: fight all the time. The best thing you do is
Speaker 1: when you hit your brother and he starts to cry,
Speaker 1: and you know you're fucked, so you start going like,
Speaker 1: you hit me too, You you hit me first, that
Speaker 1: I started it.
Speaker 2: He called the word.
Speaker 1: That's That's what I'm looking for now. The reverse of
Speaker 1: this gentleman who couldn't get his pole vault going. There's
Speaker 1: another gentleman who, Wow, he didn't win the gold medal
Speaker 1: in paule vaulting, he probably ensured he'd be getting laid
Speaker 1: or at least women looking at his deck for the
Speaker 1: next ten fifteen years minimum. Okay, there's another gentleman going
Speaker 1: over the pole vault. Uh oh wow, that's really annoying.
Speaker 1: That woll high pitch sounds.
Speaker 2: So he's going it looks like he's going up backwards,
Speaker 2: going up.
Speaker 1: Uh no, he's going up straight. Then he's gonna do
Speaker 1: the term. Then unfortunately, he's going to hit the pole with.
Speaker 2: Us with his sting dick and oh it flopped, It bounced,
Speaker 2: dick flopped. Let's see the flop again. Well, dude, he
Speaker 2: might have lost the pole vault, but he definitely won
Speaker 2: the pole swing.
Speaker 1: His dick is gonna stink like pussy for the next
Speaker 1: ten years at least. Or but yeah he might. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he is a pole vaulter, so that's fair. Might stink
Speaker 1: like dude ass for a little bit. Not only uhh
Speaker 1: we do ask actually actually I only do ask stuff.
Speaker 2: So just so you know the whole fucking then gymnastic
Speaker 2: team lines up.
Speaker 1: Uh, last thing I have from the Olympics here. Then
Speaker 1: we'll talk about some political stuff. But this was sweet.
Speaker 1: This was cute. Did you see this girl from the Netherlands? Right?
Speaker 2: Nah? Dude, is she gonna rip on about climate change?
Speaker 2: Give me a fucking break?
Speaker 1: How dare you? I rebuke you?
Speaker 2: She looks like Jody Sweetened?
Speaker 1: Which one are you're looking at? This one?
Speaker 2: Left?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't see it. I don't see Jody Sweeten, but.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's sweet sadness in her eyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah. This girl obviously has middle child syndrome. All right, uh,
Speaker 1: all right. The thing about this is you cannot imagine
Speaker 1: what the voice sounds like. That's the headline. Yes, can
Speaker 1: you tell me? All right, tell me what you think it?
Speaker 1: Do you think it's gonna go deeper? High?
Speaker 2: I think she's gonna sound like a frog?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right?
Speaker 2: She smokes cigarettes and is also a frog.
Speaker 1: Sounds like the Netherlands. Sure is it the Netherlands? Netherlands? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: smoking frog? All right, here's this girl. She's very sweet.
Speaker 6: When you're putting your mind to me, you know exactly
Speaker 6: what to do indoors?
Speaker 1: How was that for you?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: It was amazing. I mean it was such a strong
Speaker 1: razor running so fast, notable running in the fifties. So
Speaker 1: I knew I had to go. I'd look in front
Speaker 1: of me, so I wanted to be a front. Then
Speaker 1: I could hear.
Speaker 2: All she wants behind me.
Speaker 1: So I was like, Okay, this is good.
Speaker 2: Now he keeps going.
Speaker 1: This crowd is so.
Speaker 2: Amazing the Paralympics. Really.
Speaker 1: It cut in a feed from somebody in a Robert F.
Speaker 1: Kennedy support group.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what is that thing? Vocal dysplunky. All of
Speaker 2: us talk real funny, We all think real smart. It's smart. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I told you before, Like I I hate to like
Speaker 2: just I mean, you could take Albert Einstein and have
Speaker 2: him run for president, dude, and if he talked all
Speaker 2: funny like a German or something, we would be like, no,
Speaker 2: he talks all funny. It's just like you look funny,
Speaker 2: you talk funny. Get the fuck out of here. We
Speaker 2: talked about that congressman we got out here. Sam Brown
Speaker 2: guy looks like he got his fucking face garbage disposaled.
Speaker 2: You know, like nobody wants to see that on television,
Speaker 2: on billboards and pamphlets around town, like get out of
Speaker 2: my fucking city.
Speaker 1: You know, I made a terrible mistake when I was younger,
Speaker 1: but that shouldn't stop me from running for When is
Speaker 1: he running for governor, mayor senate, Congressman? For congressman. I
Speaker 1: tried to kiss a wood chipper on a bet. Okay,
Speaker 1: I lost that bet, unfortunately, But now I'd like to
Speaker 1: be your congressman because I make good decisions.
Speaker 2: I thought I was a hero. I went to fight
Speaker 2: a war I had no business being a part of it.
Speaker 2: Turns out it was all for oil, and I got
Speaker 2: all my skin burned off. Make me your congressman.
Speaker 1: Uh all right? Uh jumping on that. I do have
Speaker 1: a Robert Kennedy clip. This is posted by Robert Kennedy Junior,
Speaker 1: not senior.
Speaker 2: He's dead in me for to see how you spend
Speaker 2: this one New Yorker.
Speaker 1: Yeah really, okay, all right, this actually proves my point
Speaker 1: over yours. Okay, I need that to be known. What
Speaker 1: point is that you went on on and on about
Speaker 1: Robert Kennedy and he's this, and he's a con man,
Speaker 1: and he's not. He's retarded. He's a dumb guy who
Speaker 1: is able to do his job as a lawyer. And
Speaker 1: I think he did some really good things environmentally. Maybe
Speaker 1: I don't know it well enough, but people say he
Speaker 1: did some really good things.
Speaker 2: Denied AIDS. I think for years.
Speaker 1: That has nothing to do with cleaning up the Long Island. Sure,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, sure, yeah, He'm sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was part of some stuff.
Speaker 1: Again, not con Man. What's he getting out of the
Speaker 1: AIDS thing. I think he's dumb. I think he read
Speaker 1: on a four Chan board like it's just just from
Speaker 1: queer's partying too much, which I think is what they say,
Speaker 1: too much party in drug use and low immune system
Speaker 1: or something like that.
Speaker 2: I think I would have definitely come down more on
Speaker 2: the stance of he is either what is it, it's
Speaker 2: a C. S. Lewis I think, liar lord or lunatic.
Speaker 2: It's like he's either actually right about all this conspiracy
Speaker 2: stuff he goes on about and there's just the deepest
Speaker 2: state cover up you could imagine. Yeah, yeah, he's a liar,
Speaker 2: he's a con man. Sure, he's a fucking lunatic. So
Speaker 2: I think i'm I might have had I might have
Speaker 2: leaned more towards con Man because he I've seen clips
Speaker 2: of him actively like be presented with information and then
Speaker 2: conveniently leave it out and then argue against it later on.
Speaker 2: And it's just like it all seems like to be
Speaker 2: in service of a narrative. But that could also be
Speaker 2: delusion at work. You're right, he could be lunatic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's gone an interesting story. He sat down
Speaker 1: with my mother apparently, What the fuck.
Speaker 2: Are they eating? That looks awesome? They got KFC or
Speaker 2: what Boston Market is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Kennedy stil't in KFC. I don't think this
Speaker 1: looks like from some local barbecue place.
Speaker 2: Maybe, Okay, lose good looks like there's good in the
Speaker 2: r F. Kennedy neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Let's uh, let's this is a bit of a long clip.
Speaker 1: We might jump around. I don't know. But he tells
Speaker 1: his story in here. That's fucking lunatic. Fits lunatic.
Speaker 2: Okay, people right off, What the fuck does that mean?
Speaker 2: You know, know that sounds like something your butthole?
Speaker 1: You know he's a falconer, he does, like that doesn't help.
Speaker 2: Okay, what do they do together? They just he just
Speaker 2: takes a falcon up in the woods or a couple
Speaker 2: of falcons.
Speaker 1: They hang out for the stop it if some fucking
Speaker 1: lead singer is some fucking band that you liked, you'd
Speaker 1: be like, it's pretty cool. We like really like Neuture
Speaker 1: and Pets Burn.
Speaker 2: And that was one of that was a letdown for
Speaker 2: me when I found out. When I was I watched
Speaker 2: a behind the scenes or whatever, like an interview clip
Speaker 2: with the drummer from A Sugar and he was like, Yeah,
Speaker 2: when we're not on tour, I don't play my drums
Speaker 2: at all, and I eat really bad and I just fish.
Speaker 2: I go fishing and I don't I don't even cook
Speaker 2: the fish. I just throw them back. And it's like, dude,
Speaker 2: you're fucking bum you know You're like you sound like
Speaker 2: Keanu Reeves.
Speaker 1: What are you going to do later tonight?
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I'm planning to uh watch shrew Paul's dragways. Okay,
Speaker 2: we be like have a side fuck like under the
Speaker 2: blankets that ends in me like sleeping, real messy, cleaning
Speaker 2: up a bunch of garbage.
Speaker 1: You don't think being a falconer's just as cool.
Speaker 2: No, dude, I think being a falconer is all right,
Speaker 2: you got me, It's just as cool.
Speaker 1: I need I understand. I need to stop paul'sing clips
Speaker 1: two seconds in. That is a complaint. No, I mean,
Speaker 1: he says I was teaching people falconing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what does that even mean? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, I feel.
Speaker 2: Like if you're gonna say that, you gotta elaborate, like
Speaker 2: I falcon on the weekends. Just give give me, you know.
Speaker 1: Problem is a four question conversation with RFK Junior would
Speaker 1: result in about three hours when you go, what does
Speaker 1: that mean? Where did you get that from? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: what does that mean?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: I was taking people falconing? What does that mean?
Speaker 2: We were playing with batman villa? All right?
Speaker 1: Let's see.
Speaker 6: I was taking a group.
Speaker 4: Of people up and Gosh into York, up nuts and Valley,
Speaker 4: and I was supposed to meet them there at like
Speaker 4: maybe eight or nine. I was driving up maybe you know,
Speaker 4: really early, like seven minutes and then woman and a
Speaker 4: fan in front of me hit a bear and killed it,
Speaker 4: a young bear.
Speaker 1: So I Roseanne just look, Roseanne does look like my mother.
Speaker 1: And it was so funny. My mother was so insulted
Speaker 1: by that when we were younger, because Roseanne was the
Speaker 1: pig who grabbed her dick at the fucking star spangled
Speaker 1: banner or whatever.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she was like f yeaw.
Speaker 1: My mom thought she was a fucking pig. And that
Speaker 1: was the only term my mother would use for her.
Speaker 1: She goes that Roseann's a pig. She's disgusting. Then she
Speaker 1: does a little comeback, She gets a little older, she
Speaker 1: you know, looks a.
Speaker 2: Little bit at the Connors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then my mom was like, oh that Roseanne
Speaker 1: so great, blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, So he she picked a time to
Speaker 2: reinvent herself.
Speaker 1: She certainly did. Yeah. I thought she was what does
Speaker 1: he scream? What does she scream? Of a Valerie Jarrett?
Speaker 1: I didn't know she was black?
Speaker 2: Oh is that what she said?
Speaker 1: Which we'll get into while I play this. I'll pull
Speaker 1: up that old Roseanne clip so we can contrast it
Speaker 1: to another political well political candidate right now. That'll be fine.
Speaker 2: Let our k go on about he saw someone run
Speaker 2: over a bear hit a bear.
Speaker 4: Yes, I pulled over and I picked up the bear
Speaker 4: and put him in the back of my vand because
Speaker 4: I was going to skin the bear, and it was
Speaker 4: very good condition, and I was just going to what
Speaker 4: and put the meat my refrigerator.
Speaker 6: And you can do that. You can get a bear
Speaker 6: attack for a kill bear.
Speaker 2: Okay, r kill that's the word he chose.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I mean technically it was a roadkill bear.
Speaker 2: It is a roadkill bear. It just seems like it
Speaker 2: seems uh tactless for a presidential candidate to just put
Speaker 2: themselves on record as saying, yeah, I picked up this
Speaker 2: bear as a road kill bear that I was going
Speaker 2: to put in my refrigerator. It just seems like you
Speaker 2: might have a little foresight and not group all those
Speaker 2: words together.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe he's targeting specific regions of the country,
Speaker 1: all of West Virginia, other parts of Appalachia, Alabama where
Speaker 1: they don't have electricity at those parts specifically, he's letting.
Speaker 2: Them know haant Yeah, all the people from shithole countries
Speaker 2: fair yeah. Oh.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine in Iran if you just on a
Speaker 1: runover bear, you'd be like, oh, village eats for a.
Speaker 2: Week, they're just raining bear from the sky.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see this. So he sees a woman
Speaker 1: killed a bearry Obviously, the thing you do is you
Speaker 1: pull over and you go, yeah, I gonna eat that
Speaker 1: or what.
Speaker 2: You want it was that? Was that intentional?
Speaker 1: Did you kill that thing on purpose? Or what can
Speaker 1: I have some of it. I just want the head.
Speaker 2: I just thought of it. What's to stop people from
Speaker 2: just taking their pickup truck in the woods and running down.
Speaker 1: Bears the trees.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, about the trees and the woods.
Speaker 1: The trees and American engines, I would assume, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: take a nice Toyota tundra out there. You might be
Speaker 1: able to catch something like a whaler, a dolphin.
Speaker 2: A whaler a dolphin. Yes, in neidle.
Speaker 1: Woods, Toyota, Japan. That kill those whales.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they do kill whales and they make a
Speaker 2: soup out of them or something.
Speaker 6: And so then we went.
Speaker 2: I thought you were going falconing. The fuck? There are
Speaker 2: different species, they're distinct.
Speaker 1: See he's not a calm man. He's an idiot.
Speaker 2: He doesn't even know what kind of bird is sitting
Speaker 2: on his arm. I think he might just be a
Speaker 2: compulsive liar. I just watched A Girl Interrupted last night
Speaker 2: for the first time in a long time, and I've
Speaker 2: never seen how good it is.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: It's you like acting in I think the the what
Speaker 2: is it? Like? The structure of that movie is fantastic too.
Speaker 2: It's it's arranged like the like shifting through time periods
Speaker 2: and stuff is done really really well. It's effective. But anyway,
Speaker 2: there's like different characters and they all have different mental issues,
Speaker 2: and one of them says she's a compulsive liar, and
Speaker 2: a lot of the stuff she says throughout the movie,
Speaker 2: it's like, ah, is she lying?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: Like you just you can't be sure, you know.
Speaker 1: Maybe then maybe she's not a compulsive liar. Maybe she
Speaker 1: only lied one time and that was when she told
Speaker 1: people she was a compulsive liar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought about that too, right, I thought that
Speaker 2: is that her lie? But no, it seems like there's
Speaker 2: a scene where she gets the more upset she gets,
Speaker 2: the bigger her lies get. It's like an emotional response.
Speaker 2: So she's like she finds someone's diary and they're writing
Speaker 2: bad things about her. She's like, you erase it, or
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call my dad. He's the head of the CIA,
Speaker 2: and he's gonna have you killed, you know. And it's
Speaker 2: like we're kind of I'm seeing some parallels here where
Speaker 2: it's just like it's just going maybe Roseanne kind of
Speaker 2: put him on a spot.
Speaker 1: Like, ah, you got any bear stories, and he's just like,
Speaker 1: you ain't gonna dead bear stories.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, they just tell you about it this time.
Speaker 2: I just gotta eat this road killed there.
Speaker 1: Funny, I was just about to tell you a bear.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to think of which one. All right,
Speaker 1: let's see. So he's going eagling or whatever he's doing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's going sub marining.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in my card.
Speaker 6: And then we had a really good day and we
Speaker 6: went late. We were catching a lot of game and
Speaker 6: the people really loved it.
Speaker 2: So they catch the hawks, or the hawks catch the game,
Speaker 2: maybe they'll mind kick fuck it. It doesn't to my.
Speaker 6: Home in Icester.
Speaker 4: I had to go right to the city because there
Speaker 4: was a dinner Peter Luker Steak House.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait a minute, pause it so wait, where's the
Speaker 2: bear in his.
Speaker 1: Suv or truck? Or I would assume a truck, right,
Speaker 1: It seems like the thing you would take, like hunting
Speaker 1: and fishing and whatever. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2: So I don't know a lot about roadkill prep, but
Speaker 2: I know in meat prep, one of the first things
Speaker 2: you do after you kill the animal is you get
Speaker 2: all the guts out of it because all the shit
Speaker 2: and you drink test and everything starts breaking down and
Speaker 2: mushing up your meat and making it shit meat.
Speaker 1: Not over twelve hours.
Speaker 2: You don't think over twelve hours bear in a humid
Speaker 2: ass van, a dark rapist Kennedy Van is going to
Speaker 2: start to turn after twelve hours. Yeah, you might never.
Speaker 2: I never skinned a bear. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I know how long it takes to go rantid triggonosis.
Speaker 1: Isn't that a deal? Yeah, that's totally fine.
Speaker 2: Oh man, wait a minute. I just figured out where
Speaker 2: that fucking worm came from in this's brain. Holy shit.
Speaker 1: Might have been a lord.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a lord this whole time. The worm
Speaker 2: gave him vision.
Speaker 1: Oh, he was a lord and we thought he was
Speaker 1: an asshole the entire time.
Speaker 2: Damn holy shit. So there's more I assume.
Speaker 1: So I have a dead bear in the back of
Speaker 1: my car, and I figure, well done, hawking. I don't
Speaker 1: want to miss my dinner, so I parked my my
Speaker 1: trucking times square all right, let's see.
Speaker 4: And at the end of the dinner it went late
Speaker 4: and I realized I couldn't go home.
Speaker 6: I'd go to the airport.
Speaker 2: And he was drunk.
Speaker 1: He was drunk. He had to have been.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's like he was drunk when he
Speaker 2: picked the bear up obviously, because how else do you
Speaker 2: forget it's there?
Speaker 6: And the bear was in my car, and I didn't
Speaker 6: want to leave the bear in the car.
Speaker 2: Right, that would have been bad. So then I thought,
Speaker 2: I want to get caught with a bear in your car.
Speaker 1: Roseann's like, yeah, yeah, that would have been bad. To
Speaker 1: have a dead bear in the back of your car.
Speaker 1: Probably wouldn't have turned out good for seats, the smell anything.
Speaker 2: Roseanne is regretting asking if he had any bear stories.
Speaker 1: Roseanne, of all people, is going, this guy's fucking nuts
Speaker 1: in her head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when is the last time she's been the most
Speaker 2: sane person in a room? Another thing, when she talked
Speaker 2: to Mike Pillow.
Speaker 4: You know, at that time, this was a little bit
Speaker 4: of the redneck and.
Speaker 1: The Kennedy is known for being rednecks.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's just trying to appeal to
Speaker 2: that redneck demo.
Speaker 1: I was just doing a little bit of the Kennedy,
Speaker 1: you know, redneck portion of my Where were they originally from?
Speaker 2: The Massachusetts? Right?
Speaker 1: Was it always Massachusetts or is that?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: I assume at one point it was fucking like Ireland
Speaker 2: and England and the underworld. Yeah, what is the walk Island?
Speaker 1: What is there? What is their place called? Not Hyanna'sport,
Speaker 1: that's the bushes, Martha's Land? No, what Gracelandland. I think it's.
Speaker 2: Dollywood, Yeah, Dolly World cold.
Speaker 1: Let's see what is the Kennedy It's it's I don't know.
Speaker 1: It is hyanna Sport, not the well.
Speaker 2: That's a terrible name. That sounds like something I piss
Speaker 2: out of my asshole. That sounds like a v D
Speaker 2: having to do a piss and asshole.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Shane, you have a bedcase of Hayannasport. You're
Speaker 1: gonna have to drink a lot of cranberry juice and
Speaker 1: ship upside down for a week.
Speaker 2: Can't you just prescribe me some East Rutherford.
Speaker 6: There's a bicycle accidents see Ark Day.
Speaker 2: Just okay, wait a minute, okay, all right, wait a minute. Yeah,
Speaker 2: let me let him let him rift for a second.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a little bit of the redneck and me.
Speaker 6: There've been a series of bicycle accidents.
Speaker 4: See York Day had just put in the bike lanes
Speaker 4: and people a couple of people that aren't killing It
Speaker 4: was every day and people I'm badly injured every day.
Speaker 6: It was the press. So I.
Speaker 2: Wasn't drinking of course, of course.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I like, hell zan looking at him going
Speaker 1: get to the anti Muslim stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like I was talking about Big Harry gay dudes.
Speaker 2: You got anything bad? She's getting real this ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I gave into peer pressure.
Speaker 1: He was sober minded and decided these fucking alcoholics really
Speaker 1: got an idea here. Let me run with this one.
Speaker 2: You've been the d D before, and you've got a
Speaker 2: car full of drunk dudes wanting to go knock off
Speaker 2: an atm or or go pick mushrooms from a farmer's
Speaker 2: field and try and get high off a cow. Shit
Speaker 2: you and and you've you've done, You've indulged these fantasies, right,
Speaker 2: and you've said, yeah, absolutely, as the sober one in
Speaker 2: the group, we are going to go do those crimes.
Speaker 1: Bobby, Bobby, probably Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, get that bear,
Speaker 1: Get that bear the woman in the rudd Bobby, get
Speaker 1: the bear, Get put the bear in the car, Bobbie,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, boy, I won't throw up. Get the
Speaker 1: bear though, put it in the back of the car, Bobby.
Speaker 2: We got to get her to a body of water,
Speaker 2: and we got to make it look like she drowned.
Speaker 1: Make the bear look like she drowned with global warming,
Speaker 1: telling the lake flooded global Yeah, that's the guy, Robert
Speaker 1: Kennedy govironmentalists. This guy's got a.
Speaker 2: Bit of a point.
Speaker 6: Uh, And I said, I an old bike in my car.
Speaker 6: Somebody get rid of it. I said, let's come.
Speaker 1: How much fucking junk does this guy have in his car?
Speaker 1: By by the way falconing here, He's got an old bike.
Speaker 1: He's like one of those people who have stuff piled
Speaker 1: up past the back window, and you're just like, oh,
Speaker 1: he might either live in that car or is suffering
Speaker 1: from some sort of mental illness.
Speaker 2: Yea hoarding disorder.
Speaker 6: I an old bike.
Speaker 1: In my cart.
Speaker 6: Somebody get rid of it. I said, let's come, get
Speaker 6: rid of this.
Speaker 2: I ran someone over and killed him.
Speaker 1: I killed someone.
Speaker 2: I just didn't get rid of it, all right, I
Speaker 2: throw it in Yeah, that that was a fucking murder.
Speaker 2: What is it a piece of evidence from a murder
Speaker 2: scene that he's talking about? Oh, these bikers kept getting
Speaker 2: run down. He's literally disposing of another biker's bike with
Speaker 2: this bear.
Speaker 1: Bobby, Bobby, I was riding my bike with an intern
Speaker 1: on the back and we went off a bridge. Uh,
Speaker 1: she was strapped to the bike, and I believe she's
Speaker 1: still underneath the water, just so she drowned.
Speaker 2: We gotta go get her and the bike, and we
Speaker 2: gotta go dump them out. I think he's going to it,
Speaker 2: but it's sounds like.
Speaker 1: Don't dump the bike. Save the bike. We're gonna do
Speaker 1: something fun with it.
Speaker 2: Okay, keep it for later. Just dump her.
Speaker 6: Make it look like what?
Speaker 4: And I said, I had an old bike in my cart,
Speaker 4: rid of it. I said, let's go put the bear
Speaker 4: in the central park and we'll make it look like
Speaker 4: I didn't.
Speaker 6: So everybody thought, that's a great idea.
Speaker 1: Why some guy puked out his window and it was
Speaker 1: running down the side of his car and goes, god's
Speaker 1: a killer idea of man. No, seriously, Bobby, I know
Speaker 1: you don't shoot dope anymore, but that is funny stuff.
Speaker 2: Man. So what is the roadkill rules about dropping off
Speaker 2: someone else's dead rotten roadkill?
Speaker 1: No, let me look up in my handbook. Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't know that there's rules on that.
Speaker 2: He seemed to be pretty knowledgeable about it.
Speaker 1: Well, he's a lawyer, I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got a degree in roadkill law would be.
Speaker 6: A music for whoever founded or something.
Speaker 2: Oh it's hilarious day.
Speaker 4: It was like it was on every television station. It
Speaker 4: was a front pay in every paper. And I turned
Speaker 4: on the TV and there was like a mile of
Speaker 4: yellow tape and there are twenty cod cars.
Speaker 6: There were a helicopters.
Speaker 2: Lyne O.
Speaker 6: And I was like, oh my god, what did I do?
Speaker 2: I have so fucked up? And I killed that there.
Speaker 1: That's about pretty much the end of this Chris.
Speaker 2: It sounds like I don't know what the statutes are,
Speaker 2: but it sounds like he admits to at least one
Speaker 2: crime in that video.
Speaker 1: Yeah, disposal of a pet or not a pet, or
Speaker 1: a wild animal corpse in park.
Speaker 2: How long do you need to keep a fucking wild
Speaker 2: animal corpse before it's technically your pet?
Speaker 1: All agree this is not a good look for Kennedy.
Speaker 2: It's a strange move. I gotta say, to release this
Speaker 2: on your own channel and then dare uh I seemingly
Speaker 2: I think a liberal publication to uh give it give
Speaker 2: it a negative spin.
Speaker 1: I apologize. Yeah, it is the New York or nothing.
Speaker 1: I thought it was the New York Post for a second.
Speaker 2: New York Posts I don't know what the fuck his
Speaker 2: endgame is, like, what what could he? Hey try and
Speaker 2: make this look bad? All right?
Speaker 1: Uh, here's a clip from Road. All right, this is
Speaker 1: going to lead into our last thing where I want
Speaker 1: to talk about if Kamala harritt, what is the racist
Speaker 1: way to say it? And what's the not racist way
Speaker 1: to say it? Do you remember they come someone commentators
Speaker 1: came out like last week and said, when you mispronounce
Speaker 1: her name wrong on purpose, it's like using the N word.
Speaker 1: And I don't necessarily agree with that, but I don't
Speaker 1: want to do that. So what is is it? Kamala Kamala?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm okay, okay, Vice President Harris right.
Speaker 2: I just call her ma'am.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2: Call her ma'am. God damn it. If you were in court,
Speaker 2: you would call her ma'am. She would put you on
Speaker 2: your knees.
Speaker 1: Here's the clip we talked about a minute ago, Roseanne
Speaker 1: talking about Valerie Jarrett. You remember she got in trouble
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah canceled whatever for writing Valerie Jarrett
Speaker 1: equals Planet of the Apes plus Muslim brotherhood.
Speaker 2: I think, who the fuck is Valerie Jarrett.
Speaker 1: We actually did a full episode on this, but she
Speaker 1: one hundred percent she was I don't know what she was,
Speaker 1: some kind of barign something or other. Former senior advisor
Speaker 1: to the President of the United States. We did an
Speaker 1: episode of this. She does not look unlike Helena Bottom
Speaker 1: Carter in the Fucking Tim Burton one.
Speaker 2: Yeah. She also kind of looks like Congressman Sam Brown.
Speaker 2: I would say, just don't let her. Yeah, don't let
Speaker 2: her run on burn grounds.
Speaker 1: Uh, this was what Rosanna got in trouble for. And
Speaker 1: then we're gonna contrast it against another thing or this
Speaker 1: was the reaction. This was her losing it on her
Speaker 1: son's podcast or something when they asked her about Valerie
Speaker 1: Jared rub the irando. You've told me this three hundred times, do.
Speaker 2: You know That's what my tweet was about.
Speaker 1: I know you've explained this. Literally, I thought the bitch
Speaker 1: was white.
Speaker 2: That I thought the bitch was white? Fuck why why?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you look real white trash when you shout w.
Speaker 2: Yeah. As if smoking indoors in your son's house wasn't
Speaker 2: bad enough.
Speaker 1: Uh So, let's contrast that against another person running for president,
Speaker 1: just like RFK and I assume he is just as
Speaker 1: good as shot. Here was Trump at the National Association
Speaker 1: for Black Journalists, I believe and a b JA.
Speaker 2: Well, so the white people allowed, you know.
Speaker 1: What, hey, credit should be given. He sat down to
Speaker 1: do this, like there's a lot of candidates like I
Speaker 1: didn't see Obama doing interviews with Stormfront dot com. You
Speaker 1: know when that was.
Speaker 2: Get he was on there. He was like, Hey, you
Speaker 2: guys want to check out my layup?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Uh so here was trying to basketball thing right, the.
Speaker 1: Question, Yeah, yeah, thank you. Yeah, you guys want to
Speaker 1: see my home run or something.
Speaker 2: You fellas seen? White men can't jump? M be called
Speaker 2: white boys can't jump, don't you think? With a Z
Speaker 2: on the end?
Speaker 1: Exclusive of interview with presidential candidate and Primate from the
Speaker 1: Zoo Baracko. Mom, I'm just kidding. That's what Storyfront would write.
Speaker 1: I would not write that I voted for the guy toys.
Speaker 2: All their questions are about like nineties black cinema, like
Speaker 2: what do you like better, mister president, New Jack City
Speaker 2: or Boys in the Hood.
Speaker 1: It's actually it's actually kind of like polite while also
Speaker 1: being racist. They don't just outwardly call him the N word,
Speaker 1: but they're kind of like, I mean, do you really
Speaker 1: think black kids should walk around with their pants hanging down?
Speaker 1: They're asking cosby questions m hm yeah.
Speaker 2: And then like by the end, like the interviewer and
Speaker 2: Obama are like chuckling along together. They're at a like
Speaker 2: a an Obama family reunion, eating like chits and orans
Speaker 2: and grits and fucking all the honey buns and fucking
Speaker 2: all that shit and and all that bad food that
Speaker 2: they love. And you know, the guys like, oh, mister Obama,
Speaker 2: I didn't realize you're just like us. And then Barry's like,
Speaker 2: no way, white boy, and he like does the face thing,
Speaker 2: you know where he like does the the face thing.
Speaker 1: My chicken tastes like it's been seasoned.
Speaker 2: Actually, my chicken's not dry like your mama's pussy.
Speaker 1: So Trump was at the National Association for Black Journalists again,
Speaker 1: my opinion, credit for stepping into an unkind arena. I
Speaker 1: always appreciate when people do that.
Speaker 2: Credit for going back into the fucking tiger's nest so quick.
Speaker 2: You know, he just took and he's now he's running
Speaker 2: out in front of these black journalists like he's got
Speaker 2: a death wish huh.
Speaker 1: I mean we really the media really has memory hold
Speaker 1: the shooting thing, because that should be still a big deal.
Speaker 1: I don't think it should come on shot for shot
Speaker 1: at the cannedy.
Speaker 2: Uh do whose day it was? A guy?
Speaker 1: Like, what a huge deal. It's a security issue.
Speaker 2: It is a security issue. That doesn't mean that I'm
Speaker 2: like still going to be like worried about it every day.
Speaker 2: Like I gotta just let nature run its course, you know.
Speaker 2: You gotta let the investigations, the bureaucracies, all the shit
Speaker 2: that's in place to deal with that, let it be handled,
Speaker 2: you know, and then I'll have an opinion when some
Speaker 2: form of action is taken. But you know, I'm not
Speaker 2: going to just sit here and cry about this dude
Speaker 2: almost getting shot. He seems to be over it, you know.
Speaker 1: And so this was the question that came up there.
Speaker 2: Again, I do think it's brave to go back into
Speaker 2: a situation like that.
Speaker 1: She's doing they asked him about not not in this one.
Speaker 1: This is indoors.
Speaker 2: I'm going to raise that joke.
Speaker 7: And she was always of Indian heritage, and she was
Speaker 7: only promoting Indian heritage. I didn't know she was black
Speaker 7: until a number of years ago when she happened to
Speaker 7: turn black and now she wants to be known as black,
Speaker 7: So I don't know she care.
Speaker 1: To be fair, people made a big deal and said
Speaker 1: he was being racist. That crowd was giving him a
Speaker 1: little bit. They were scared to but they were given
Speaker 1: him a little bit. I think it was the way
Speaker 1: he was saying.
Speaker 2: Black black like a South Park character.
Speaker 1: Like very Michio Kaku, The way he was saying it
Speaker 1: she was a black person.
Speaker 2: Does he have a speech impediment? And did he just
Speaker 2: move here real young? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Uh, Michio Kaku with Trump? Trump's always been here.
Speaker 2: You know, Trump or Mitchio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: He's one of my least favorite. He explains things too simply.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and he's also what is that word, a liar? Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, a liar. Okay. Maybe I don't know enough
Speaker 1: about him.
Speaker 2: One time I heard him say some shit like oh uh,
Speaker 2: space is real easy, and it's like they shut the
Speaker 2: fuck up. Okay.
Speaker 1: The rest of this clip now.
Speaker 7: Until a number of years ago when she happened to
Speaker 7: turn black and now she wants to be known as black,
Speaker 7: So I don't know, is she Indian or is she black?
Speaker 4: She is always college.
Speaker 7: I respect either one, but she obviously.
Speaker 2: Doesn't because maybe she was an equal opportunity admission, you know, like, oh,
Speaker 2: we're a black school, we got to let one Indian.
Speaker 1: Well she is I think a quarter half black, right.
Speaker 2: She's part Indian, part black.
Speaker 1: I think half and half. Yeah, so I mean, well,
Speaker 1: not even for her, yeah, not even black. Not African American, right,
Speaker 1: Jamaican I think that was the Yeah, she's half Jamaican
Speaker 1: or a quarter Jamaican, whatever.
Speaker 2: I would say. There was blacker than African people.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. There's a hierarchy there. American blacks
Speaker 1: are number one, not my favorite in terms of the hierarchy.
Speaker 1: They feel themselves. You remember in high school, the black
Speaker 1: kids fucking hated the Haitian kids.
Speaker 2: Oh well everyone hates Haiti, dude, the whole country. Trump
Speaker 2: said so himself.
Speaker 1: That's he wasn't wrong on that, all right, So let's
Speaker 1: finish this, let's let it play all the way out.
Speaker 7: Infected either one, But she obviously doesn't, because she was
Speaker 7: Indian all the way. And then all of a sudden
Speaker 7: she made a turn and she went she became a
Speaker 7: black just to be clear, sir, Do I think somebody
Speaker 7: should look into that too. When you ask a continue
Speaker 7: in a very hostile, nasty tone.
Speaker 1: It's a direct. He did hit back the journalists pretty hard.
Speaker 2: You're a nasty black woman.
Speaker 1: Nasty black woman.
Speaker 2: Now, you witch.
Speaker 1: I have a couple.
Speaker 2: You would have been burned as a witch in my time.
Speaker 1: You disgusting. All right, let's see this.
Speaker 2: Any sign of an outsider, burn him.
Speaker 1: Here's a clip.
Speaker 2: He came from the fucking dark ages.
Speaker 1: Here's a clip of her with in twenty nineteen, with
Speaker 1: Mindy Kayling, a known black woman. Just a couple of
Speaker 1: black ladies hanging out doing what average space to have.
Speaker 6: You running for president?
Speaker 1: So we're both Indians, but actually we're both South Indian.
Speaker 2: Yes, certainly you could become the first Indian senator in
Speaker 2: US history, wh should be quite an accomplishment. Not quick.
Speaker 7: I've known her a long time into exactly yet.
Speaker 1: So here's the headline up here. California's Kamala Harris becomes
Speaker 1: first Indian American US senator and then the ap same
Speaker 1: apa both Biden picks Kamala Harris as running mate. First
Speaker 1: black woman. I don't think anything's unfair about those two things.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think so either. I have a sneaking
Speaker 2: suspicion that the reason she wasn't the first black American
Speaker 2: US senators because there was already a bunch of others.
Speaker 1: Good go yeah maybe yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: They were like claiming every identity nick and tick and
Speaker 2: talk they could get back. Then they would, they would
Speaker 2: instill a lot of them. What I saw one recently
Speaker 2: was like two women died competing to be the first
Speaker 2: American born woman to reach the top fourteen summits in
Speaker 2: South America. It was just like the most Like, dude,
Speaker 2: if you narrow anything down enough, yeah, you'll be the
Speaker 2: fucking first of anything you want, you know, like just
Speaker 2: shut up and stop trying to have everything.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, yeah, they do that in sports a lot.
Speaker 1: He's the first left handed point guard to score sixteen
Speaker 1: points and four rebounds in every other game for three
Speaker 1: straight games, and you're like, who gives a shit?
Speaker 2: Right, he's the first one to go seven seasons without
Speaker 2: having another premium or extra merital affair. You know, like
Speaker 2: they get more and more. Just what is it arbitrary? Right? Right?
Speaker 1: It's it's labeling, it's trying to give like a bo
Speaker 1: the first black senator is a huge deal. The first
Speaker 1: woman senator is a huge deal. You know, download.
Speaker 2: Indians, that's it. Whatever, we got a lot of Indian doctors.
Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, uh two clips give off the same energy.
Speaker 1: Here's a little meme I saw that I thought was fun.
Speaker 6: What are two clips that give off the same energy?
Speaker 3: So I know how to make a mean part of greats.
Speaker 1: In fact, people used.
Speaker 3: To ask me to make rings for the Christmas one year.
Speaker 3: I had so many that I had to walk, so
Speaker 3: we ended up bossing them in the Bathok.
Speaker 2: So I am not around the world, broke dout.
Speaker 1: I was assauciated in st Antonino. I bet I could
Speaker 1: call up some of them greens.
Speaker 4: Yeah, due to some crawl fish out in the patio.
Speaker 2: I've made her some crab apples for desart now. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Hey yeah, what are two clips that give off Yeah?
Speaker 2: That was doctor Doom in the last clip books.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I I yeah. Look, look, look, look, I think
Speaker 1: it's dumb for both of them to be like, no,
Speaker 1: for real, I'm black. No for real, she's not black.
Speaker 1: It should just be on policy. It's showing where we're
Speaker 1: going where it's strictly identity, and that's the fault of
Speaker 1: both sides in this instance, where again, if you're pushing no, no,
Speaker 1: she is black, we need the black boot. No, no,
Speaker 1: for real, No, Look, she has the same experience as you. Well,
Speaker 1: she was a prosecutor that locked up a bunch of marijuana,
Speaker 1: have fucking growers and everything else, So maybe not quite
Speaker 1: the same black experience as everybody else. But at the
Speaker 1: same time, why are you questioning it? Trump should be
Speaker 1: out there just going like, hey, I don't give a
Speaker 1: shit what she is. Her policies are not good for
Speaker 1: this reason, blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: He won't do pussy stinks.
Speaker 1: Oh I would assume her pussy fucking stinks a slander. Yeah,
Speaker 1: probably I do. All right, Here's what I would do
Speaker 1: if I was Trump. I would walk around with a
Speaker 1: little iPad, a mini I'm not trying to spend a
Speaker 1: whole bunch of fucking money here, right, And they would go,
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris, is she black or what is she? Will
Speaker 1: you tell us? And I would go like, this doesn't
Speaker 1: matter what she is. All people are created equal. But
Speaker 1: this is her view on inflation.
Speaker 6: What else are you going to do to fix this
Speaker 6: problem with inflation?
Speaker 3: Thank you well? Let's start with this. Prices have good
Speaker 3: start and families and individuals, how are you dealing with
Speaker 3: the realities of that bread costs more, the gas costs more,
Speaker 3: and we have to understand what that means. That's about
Speaker 3: the cost of living going up. That's about having to
Speaker 3: stress and stretch limited resources. That's about a source of
Speaker 3: stress for families that is not only economic, but is
Speaker 3: on a daily level, something that is a heavy weight
Speaker 3: to carry. So it is something that we take very seriously.
Speaker 2: Oh don't you know it?
Speaker 3: And we know from the history of this issue in
Speaker 3: the United States that when you see these prices go up,
Speaker 3: it has a direct impact on the quality of life
Speaker 3: for all people in our country. So it's a big
Speaker 3: issue and we take it seriously and it is a priority.
Speaker 2: Therefore, shoot me in the fucking heart. What are you
Speaker 2: going to do about it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, all of them non answers, non non answers. What
Speaker 1: are you going to do to fix that? It's a problem,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: So, I mean it's both sides have a lot of
Speaker 2: trouble focusing and communicating strategy, yeah, or or policy.
Speaker 1: But unicating strategy and policy, I should say, it's a
Speaker 1: lot of just this country's been shipped for the last
Speaker 1: four years. Remember five years ago when the country was shit.
Speaker 1: You don't want that again. But it's a lot of
Speaker 1: that and it's garbage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So hopefully we can just get back to like, hey,
Speaker 2: who's blacker.
Speaker 1: Who's the most black though out of this group?
Speaker 2: That's what I'm looking for, And is Indian Vice president
Speaker 2: wife better?
Speaker 1: Uh? I don't care about jumping into that. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, they're they're coming down hard on her husband.
Speaker 1: Harris's husband. He apparently cheated on his previous wife and
Speaker 1: knocked some woman up. I don't care about personal lives,
Speaker 1: and he doesn't make decisions, so fuck him. But he
Speaker 1: does look like a bit of a cock. And this
Speaker 1: was kind of.
Speaker 2: Nice job to redecorate the fucking Oval office. Have time
Speaker 2: with that fag all right, We're.
Speaker 1: Gonna rather more like it where it's making a big comeback. Man.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: That's why I just went for it there at the end,
Speaker 2: because you told me, like, eh, it's good, it's fine.
Speaker 1: Now, you know what, as a podcast, I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: this declaration we rebuke the word fagot. I think he's
Speaker 1: the best way to look at this.
Speaker 2: We don't rebuke fagots. We just rebuke the words.
Speaker 1: Yes, the word. Yes, that's correct, your fagot.
Speaker 2: It's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's totally cool. I'm reparing you. I think it's
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Speaker 2: Oh fuck, all right, have to come on your shoulder.
Speaker 1: Winners and losers, Uh, losers, jfk uh. There was one
Speaker 1: funny thing. I'll try and attach it to the link
Speaker 1: if I can. There was a guy who retweeted himself
Speaker 1: like quote tweeted himself from ten years ago. It was
Speaker 1: time stamped and everything, twenty fourteen. Who the fuck would
Speaker 1: leave a bear in Central Park?
Speaker 2: Oh? Nice?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, And he quote tweeted it and he went,
Speaker 1: took me ten years, but I figured it out. That
Speaker 1: was funny. I think that was very funny.
Speaker 2: So did he did? Do we think Kennedy actually did
Speaker 2: this or he just read that article and he made
Speaker 2: up some story. No.
Speaker 1: I think that's a real tough one, right, No, because
Speaker 1: I don't think he's a con man. I think he's
Speaker 1: a lunatic. I don't think he's a what's the other one? Liar?
Speaker 1: I don't think he's a liar. I think he's not.
Speaker 1: I think he he's And he's a former antict, he's
Speaker 1: a former heroin addict. I think his brain's maybe a
Speaker 1: little bit fried.
Speaker 2: You know his voice is fried?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah that too. Don't never try and shoot dope
Speaker 1: into your throat.
Speaker 2: Don't use your vocal chords when your dick vane dries.
Speaker 1: Uh all right?
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Speaker 1: I literally just forgot the word I said?
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